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Hello.

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Just tell me what's happened.

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And what is it?

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I'll be right down.

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What's happened?

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Er, Susannah.

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Susannah?

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Princess Susannah.

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Is she all right?

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Don't know.

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Sync and corrections by APOLLO & chamallow
www.addic7ed.com

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Don't kill me.

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Please don't kill me.

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Read the statement.

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Yes. All right.

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On this screen?

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That is correct.

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I'm Susannah,

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Duchess of Beaumont.

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Popularly known as Princess Susannah.

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I am in a place you... er...

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cannot find, held by
one you will not trace.

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Prime Minister Michael Callow...

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Prime Minister Michael Callow my life...

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... my life depends on you.

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If you do not do precisely
as instructed by, um...

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by 4pm this afternoon, I will be...

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... I will be executed.

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Please.

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What are you doing? Keep it going.

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Prime Minister, at this point,
I think it's important to say

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that we are 100% certain

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that this is, indeed,

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Princess Susannah.

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Her car was intercepted
shortly after midnight,

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returning from the wedding
of a college friend.

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She'd insisted on going.

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But you had security on her?

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Two PPOs, still unconscious.

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Heavy sedative, close range,
each with a single puncture wound.

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No sign of struggle.

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What do they want? Money?

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Release the Jihadi?

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Scrap Third World debt?

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Save the fucking libraries?

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We are convinced both the video and
the demand it contains are genuine.

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What demand?

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What Susannah says next...

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It concerns you directly, sir.

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Just play it.

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There is only one demand,
and it is a simple one.

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At 4pm this afternoon,

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Prime Minister Michael Callow must
appear on live British television

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on all networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and... No!

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On all British networks,
terrestrial and satellite,

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and have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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I don't understand!

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The video ends with
a series of technical

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specifications for the broadcast.

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Why are you doing this?

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Is this joke, right?

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"Ha ha, Mike! Ho ho."

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It's real.

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She said pig.

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Sex with a pig.

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They want me to have sex with a pig?

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Live on television

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this afternoon.

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But what... ? Who... ?

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We're checking with embedded
operatives, compiling a list of suspects.

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Meanwhile, the demand has been made.

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There's not long to
formulate our response.

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Well, I'm not fucking a pig!

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Page one, that's not happening.

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Of course.

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Absolutely, sir.

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Well, have we established
a dialogue with this... ?

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We can't. There's no e-mail
address, no code word.

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No channel for negotiation.

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So we focus on finding
Susannah. We get her back.

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However it's done, I don't
care. We stop this now.

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Everyone's working towards this.

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Yes. No. Not everyone. A dedicated
core team. This can't go wide.

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Keep it so far from the press
it's on the other side of Jupiter.

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This only exists in this room.

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It's already outside it.

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If there are hacks sniffing around,
shut them down, bright, red, D Notice.

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Super fucking Godzilla injunction
with ten-inch Whitehall fangs!

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This video came from YouTube.

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What?

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It was uploaded via an
encrypted IP an hour ago.

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Well, get it off there!

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We did after nine minutes, long enough
for it to be duplicated and spread.

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Spread? How many people have seen this?

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We take down one, six
clones pop up elsewhere.

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How many people?

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50,000. That's our current estimate.

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The news rooms have got it.

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They're running this on air?

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No. We put a type five D notice
out and they're complying.

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For now.

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It's trending on Twitter.

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Oh! For... fucking internet!

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So what now? What's the play book?

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This is virgin
territory, Prime Minister.

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There's no play book.

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Princess Susannah's been kidnapped!

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You scared the shit out of me!

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There's a youtube of it!

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Go to work!

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And satellite,

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... And have full unsimulated
sexual intercourse with a pig.

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No way. It's a piss
take, man. Look at it!

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I don't understand!

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Why this is on the news?

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... Carlton Bloom's
controversial exhibition

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closes three weeks ahead of schedule...

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How do we describe
it? "An indecent act"?

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Everyone's seen the video.
They know the details.

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If we mention bestiality
Ofcom would be pissed off.

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Fuck Ofcom!

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We're observing the D Notice.

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Surely we're going to do something.

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We are honouring the D Notice.

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The voluntary D Notice!

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It may be a sportsman-like
gesture but we are making it.

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A woman's life is at stake!

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We follow the procedure.

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My timeline consists
of 100% viewers asking

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why we're not covering
it. How do I reply?

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You don't.

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That is totally backwards.

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No-one else has broken rank.

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Not the Beeb, not Sky, not...

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Facebook's coverage is
pretty comprehensive!

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Maybe

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It's like 9/11's happening and

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we're broadcasting sandwich recipes.

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We're not a chat room!

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It's on CNN and Fox.

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And MSNBC, Al Jazeera, NHK...

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All right.

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Oh, God! This planet!

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OK, Sarah, cover the snatch itself.

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Damon, public reaction. Meera,

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the royal angle, upcoming marriage, etc.

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Simon, set tone with
Standards and Practices.

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We need to explain this without
viewers sicking up their Weetabix.

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Ken, the internet aspect, new paradigm,
Twitter, Arab spring, all that.

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Dan, all graphics run past me.
Keep it functional... no Peppa Pigs.

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Malaika, update the princess obit VT.

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The Obit VT?

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Mm-hm. First, an awkward phone
call. Least I can do is warn Tom.

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We put a D Notice on it.

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It's gone global, Tom.

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Don't. I'm begging you.

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Don't run it, Martin.

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Look, I'm sorry. I can't help you.

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You know how much help
you're getting hereon in?

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Multiply nothing by
shit-all! UKN are dead for us!

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Shove it up your arse you fucking...

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Interesting.

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A man.

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Man?

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A man!

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Tom, so you're across it...

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I'm exploring contingency plans.

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I briefed Callett.

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Ah! Mr Callett. Noel, from Blue Eye.

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Noel won an Emmy by his effects
work on that HBO moon Western thing.

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Sea Of Tranquillity.

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You won't find better.

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Can you map a head onto a body live?

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Depends if your camera's moving.

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Rule sheet specifies a single hand-held
camera in a constant roving motion.

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Mm.

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Yeah, Gonzo style. He knows
his shit. That's tough.

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"Fruition to be transmitted in full"?

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Focus on the visuals. Different
face mapped onto a live performer.

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According to those stipulations.

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Fringes of possibility...

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Deadline's at four. We need to
know if it's workable by two.

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Can't happen.

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It has to.

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Our embeds have ruled out the
major players. It's not AQ, not IRA.

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This is what's left...
radicals, hate groups.

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People who've threatened
yourself or the royals.

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They're being pulled in as we speak.

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For more than questioning, I hope.

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Somebody know something.

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If we all do it more, there'll
be less waste lying around...

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Is it still not on the telly?

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Nothing. Must be a hoax.

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Or a black-out. Oh! Heads up!

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Some major breaking news here on UKN.

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In the last two minutes

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It's been confirmed that
Susannah, Duchess of Beaumont

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has been kidnapped.

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A video uploaded
anonymously to the Internet

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appears to depict the
princess pleading for her life.

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The video also contains a bizarre
ransom demand of a personal nature

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involving the Prime Minister, and
a detailed list of instructions

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relating to the
enactment of this demand.

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As police round up potential suspects...

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... across the nation.

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... This viewer video shows officers
raiding an address in Bradford.

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A man thought to be
connected with a religious

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pressure group, dragged
to a waiting van...

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If it's terrorists,
they'll take her head off.

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- For fuck's sake, man!
- Just saying.

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They'll be asking for a
million quid or something.

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They want him to do it with a pig.

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Demands...

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Telegraph has the whole video and an
interactive timeline. Tonally stark.

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Brief mention of the ransom being
"a sex act". Nothing too gross.

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Sun runs with "Taken".
Big grab of Susannah...

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Of course I still want that drink.

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Then give me something.

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It's not...

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That won't be possible.

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I'm friendly when I drink.
Very friendly when I'm grateful.

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There's no comment at this time

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The Guardian are running
a fucking live blog

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and a short piece on the
historical symbolism of the pig.

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... only five hours away,

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UKN's Damon Brown analyses the
public reaction to the crisis.

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It's a day like no other.

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The kidnap video has been
watched by over 18 million people.

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Social networking sites are a...
buzz with 10,000 Tweets per minute.

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While we wait for
Downing Street to respond,

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the nation is voicing its opinion.

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I don't think anyone should concede
to any humiliation under threat.

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I couldn't bear to watch that.

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I won't be tuning in. Just
thinking about it is horrible.

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That's disgusting. It is disgusting.

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It is disgusting but... after
that, he's gonna be hero.

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People will look at him like he's
insane and take his position away.

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It will be hilarious to see that on TV.

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Nothing too abnormal for MPs.

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They're all sexual deviants,
all MPs and Prime Ministers.

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We've been squeezing
hard, but nothing concrete.

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It's my house! You can't...

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You are in my doorway
touching my door handle!

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Could I have a word?

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It won't come to that.

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And if they don't find her?

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MI5 have got a name.

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They're surrounding the place now.

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Where?

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What?

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Where's the place?

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Truro.

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- Why are you lying?
- What?

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You're lying!

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Truro? Jesus!

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I don't want you worrying.

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You've never patronised
me. Don't start now.

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Whoever this is, is insane.

260
00:15:04,299 --> 00:15:05,778
And has a princess.

261
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:06,838
We'll get through this.

262
00:15:06,877 --> 00:15:09,353
Not any princess... the princess.

263
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:14,219
Princess bloody Facebook bloody
eco-conscious national sweetheart.

264
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,460
I won't have to do anything.

265
00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:19,011
Everyone's laughing at us.

266
00:15:19,047 --> 00:15:20,094
You don't know that.

267
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,711
I know people.

268
00:15:21,762 --> 00:15:23,414
We love humiliation.

269
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,634
I can not laugh

270
00:15:24,649 --> 00:15:25,930
Nothing is going to happen.

271
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,914
It's already happening in their heads.

272
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:33,700
In their heads, that's what you're
doing, what my husband is doing.

273
00:15:38,010 --> 00:15:39,383
Please!

274
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:41,586
Jane.

275
00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,321
I love you.

276
00:15:48,663 --> 00:15:49,983
What?

277
00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:51,820
Palace on the phone, sir.

278
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:53,859
Get Alex to stall them.

279
00:15:54,273 --> 00:15:56,899
She's already been speaking
to her for ten minutes.

280
00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:58,701
"Her"?

281
00:15:58,765 --> 00:16:00,188
It's the Queen herself.

282
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:04,164
Go on.

283
00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:16,766
As the 4pm deadline draws nearer,
the world holds its breath...

284
00:16:16,805 --> 00:16:18,352
waiting to discover where the princess

285
00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:20,071
Would they use a female pig?

286
00:16:20,507 --> 00:16:21,813
It's on the list.

287
00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,781
List of rules, specifies
camera angles and things.

288
00:16:24,798 --> 00:16:26,243
Like dogme 95.

289
00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,644
It's not like Dogme 95.

290
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,746
Exactly that.

291
00:16:28,784 --> 00:16:30,139
What's Dogme 95?

292
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,500
Cinematic movement.

293
00:16:31,501 --> 00:16:32,802
Lars von Trier.

294
00:16:32,826 --> 00:16:34,068
Oh...

295
00:16:34,091 --> 00:16:36,690
Rules for a director...
no background music,

296
00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:39,289
only natural light, for authenticity.

297
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:44,339
Same as these, so they can't cheat,
cut another guy's arse pumping away.

298
00:16:44,605 --> 00:16:47,367
I can't think of anything
remotely like this.

299
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,890
A new form of terrorism...

300
00:16:49,938 --> 00:16:54,399
It's not Islamist. To request
a pig is specifically abhorrent.

301
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:57,032
That's the point! Make love to a pig!

302
00:16:57,336 --> 00:16:58,673
Make love?

303
00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:02,499
Steer them away from the grisly details.

304
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,459
Let's not dwell on any of the details.

305
00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:08,899
This is already a huge
national talking point.

306
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:13,299
Isn't this precisely what whoever
is behind this is looking for?

307
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,339
How's Her Majesty taking it?

308
00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:17,563
"I trust you'll do everything
in your power to get her back."

309
00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,139
And we are.

310
00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:24,259
It wasn't a collective "you".
It was a singular "you", ie me.

311
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:28,099
Sir, we may have something. Jamie's
been tracing the video's origin.

312
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:29,415
I thought it was untraceable.

313
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:33,262
Technically, yes, so I thought,
"Work with what we do now"

314
00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:37,181
That video, before Youtube
compression it was 57.3 meg.

315
00:17:38,629 --> 00:17:40,388
Algorithm. Boring.

316
00:17:40,405 --> 00:17:43,861
Anyway, we also know it
was uploaded at 3:16 AM.

317
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:47,033
I ran a nationwide traceback
on uninterrupted one-way uploads

318
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:51,306
of precisely 57.3 meg in the
minutes leading up to 3:16,

319
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,026
and the closest I can get is a postcode.

320
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,979
It came from somewhere in there.

321
00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,135
Looks like a campus.

322
00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:01,099
Yeah. Closed 2010.

323
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:02,779
It's been empty since.

324
00:18:02,780 --> 00:18:04,859
Latest I-sat image on this area?

325
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,140
3 AM flyover shot from last night...

326
00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,869
Looks like it had lights on.

327
00:18:13,401 --> 00:18:16,510
We got him. We got him.

328
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:19,713
Alert the local team.
Full squad. I'll man it.

329
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:23,065
With helmet-cam relay. We
can watch the operation.

330
00:18:23,417 --> 00:18:24,932
Press office, OK, Tom?

331
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:31,854
Yes!

332
00:18:39,060 --> 00:18:41,179
Right. Confident?

333
00:18:41,180 --> 00:18:44,339
It's a kick-bollock scramble, but
with finessing it should be OK.

334
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:47,660
Finesse quickly. Our
performer's on his way.

335
00:18:53,860 --> 00:18:58,219
It's a new one for me, obviously.
I wouldn't normally... You know.

336
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,219
You seen any of my films?

337
00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:01,114
No.

338
00:19:01,130 --> 00:19:04,106
I'm pretty trad... bish,
bash, bosh. In, out.

339
00:19:04,154 --> 00:19:05,763
Yeah, well...

340
00:19:05,825 --> 00:19:08,099
What do I put on the invoice?
That's what I'm wondering.

341
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,390
There won't be any invoicing.

342
00:19:09,429 --> 00:19:12,616
- Oi-oi, Rod!
- Oi-oi!

343
00:19:14,411 --> 00:19:17,019
Need to prep two statements

344
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,498
Good outcome. Bad outcome.

345
00:19:18,499 --> 00:19:19,723
Rescue operation?

346
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:22,676
Goon squad's heading for
postcode in Buckinghamshire.

347
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:26,820
HP84TD, a college or something.
They should be there by now.

348
00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:53,859
Yeah, I've reduced the luminance...

349
00:19:53,906 --> 00:19:56,219
Agent Callett, this is Mr Flynn.

350
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,499
AKA, Rod Senseless.

351
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,972
Stage name.

352
00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:04,299
Yeah. Well...

353
00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:06,419
You need to get into this.

354
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:08,267
Is there a dressing room I can use?

355
00:20:08,299 --> 00:20:09,620
No.

356
00:20:09,696 --> 00:20:11,539
Where's my co-star?

357
00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:13,845
Be rude not to give
her a kiss beforehand.

358
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,204
Outside in the truck.

359
00:20:17,262 --> 00:20:18,946
Full of joie de vivre, isn't he?

360
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,860
You also need to wear
this... on your head.

361
00:20:33,814 --> 00:20:36,468
Board's been prised away.
That's where they got in.

362
00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:37,814
OK.

363
00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:39,780
Target identified.

364
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:40,993
Commissioner. Thank you.

365
00:20:41,017 --> 00:20:42,517
So, team red...

366
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:43,712
Any orders, boss?

367
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,970
Continue reconnaissance
and await instructions,

368
00:20:46,009 --> 00:20:47,408
before you proceed.

369
00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,686
With the 4pm deadline three hours away,

370
00:20:49,725 --> 00:20:51,545
time is running out for
the Prime Minister...

371
00:21:01,020 --> 00:21:02,420
They got in, yeah?

372
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,881
Do you think I'd be here if they had?

373
00:21:06,460 --> 00:21:08,366
We've got statements for either outcome.

374
00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:13,926
Listen, coverage is very sympathetic.

375
00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:15,723
Can't think about coverage now!

376
00:21:22,307 --> 00:21:23,664
But it's on-side?

377
00:21:24,469 --> 00:21:26,163
Strong undercurrent of sympathy.

378
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,070
Every poll indicates
understanding, disgust with the

379
00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:31,938
captor, outrage at the
whole thing, but not at you.

380
00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:39,703
If Walker's team fuck up, I'm not
saying they will, but if they do,

381
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:43,220
the public anticipates non-compliance.

382
00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:47,429
There'll be squawks from the usuals,

383
00:21:47,461 --> 00:21:51,610
but it's not "England expects".

384
00:21:57,051 --> 00:22:02,211
If he kills her, there's no
blood on your hands. Bottom line.

385
00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:11,297
With hours to go, time is running
out for the security services.

386
00:22:11,469 --> 00:22:13,859
Joining us is actress Lydia...

387
00:22:13,891 --> 00:22:15,699
Thought this was coming from IB7.

388
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,765
We trimmed the edges
so it's coming direct.

389
00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,459
Twinkle tits from?

390
00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:25,619
Actress, Downton Abbey,
knows the princess.

391
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,765
This came for you, left at reception.

392
00:22:29,038 --> 00:22:30,660
Courier dropped it off.

393
00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,180
Know how to plug this in?

394
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:46,779
Jack, call the police. Take it!

395
00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,939
Get someone to shoot that first.

396
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,980
What the fuck is this?

397
00:22:52,369 --> 00:22:54,807
I gave you rules. I said no cheating.

398
00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:07,699
Some more breaking news,

399
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:11,699
and a severed finger, thought
to belong to Princess Susannah,

400
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:15,219
has been delivered to
UKN, along with a video

401
00:23:15,220 --> 00:23:19,539
apparently showing the kidnapper
removing it from the princess.

402
00:23:19,727 --> 00:23:23,409
UKN News has passed all
material to Scotland Yard...

403
00:23:23,433 --> 00:23:24,980
Fucking hell!

404
00:23:25,323 --> 00:23:29,628
Oh, God! I can't watch this!
He's got to do what they want.

405
00:23:29,769 --> 00:23:31,139
Yes, he fucking has!

406
00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,460
... Which contained a statement

407
00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:37,818
accusing Downing Street of
attempting to break the rules

408
00:23:37,843 --> 00:23:40,234
This grim development comes just hours

409
00:23:40,277 --> 00:23:42,398
before the 4PM deadline...

410
00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:47,340
Jesus!

411
00:23:52,580 --> 00:23:55,859
Unless I'm mistaken,
our mystery man specified

412
00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,901
no visual trickery in his
original demand, didn't he?

413
00:23:59,566 --> 00:24:00,870
I considered it necessary...

414
00:24:00,902 --> 00:24:02,206
Considered it necessary.

415
00:24:02,230 --> 00:24:03,535
To divise...

416
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:05,269
FUCKING HELL!

417
00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:12,554
- Mike... !
- Don't!

418
00:24:12,586 --> 00:24:13,904
It's nor...

419
00:24:13,912 --> 00:24:17,011
One word, I swear I will fucking... !

420
00:24:28,983 --> 00:24:30,752
What did you do, Alex?

421
00:24:31,828 --> 00:24:33,479
I had a back-up plan.

422
00:24:34,203 --> 00:24:36,470
A man prepared to do it
and an FX company that

423
00:24:36,471 --> 00:24:38,737
would paint your head
onto his shoulders.

424
00:24:38,780 --> 00:24:40,338
You actually thought that would work?

425
00:24:40,502 --> 00:24:41,823
I believed it worth considering.

426
00:24:41,926 --> 00:24:43,619
Then you're a stupid bitch.

427
00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:46,099
With your interest at heart.

428
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:47,494
Who knew about this?

429
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:51,463
A select few. It seems
some idiot at the studio

430
00:24:51,510 --> 00:24:53,963
recognised our designated performer,

431
00:24:54,061 --> 00:24:57,322
Tweeted a photo and the
online hivemind did the maths.

432
00:24:57,370 --> 00:24:58,932
It's not playing well.

433
00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:01,869
With who?

434
00:25:03,345 --> 00:25:05,321
With, er... anyone.

435
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:09,423
A few hours ago, public opinion
was behind Prime Minister Callow,

436
00:25:09,455 --> 00:25:12,056
with only 28% of the public believing

437
00:25:12,092 --> 00:25:14,860
he should fulfil the
bizarre and illegal request.

438
00:25:15,438 --> 00:25:17,110
In the wake of these images,

439
00:25:17,163 --> 00:25:22,083
and the delivery of the princess's
finger, the mood is shifting.

440
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:25,703
It'll be humiliating, but
nothing compared to her suffering.

441
00:25:25,727 --> 00:25:27,250
With the appearance of finger...

442
00:25:27,296 --> 00:25:28,406
He's just got to do it.

443
00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:29,313
Yes, he has to do it.

444
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:30,717
What's the alternative?

445
00:25:30,718 --> 00:25:33,632
We can get another Prime Minister.
We can't live without a princess.

446
00:25:33,672 --> 00:25:35,063
Of course...

447
00:25:35,109 --> 00:25:38,699
If he doesn't get her released,
he's finished, isn't he?

448
00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:42,108
Online polls suggest that 86% of voters

449
00:25:42,140 --> 00:25:44,779
now believe the demand should be met.

450
00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:46,780
Damon Brown...

451
00:25:49,780 --> 00:25:51,578
When are Walker's team
hitting the college?

452
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:52,700
They need time...

453
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:54,659
No more pissing around.

454
00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:56,060
Julian's advising against...

455
00:25:56,061 --> 00:25:59,899
I'm advising for. They
go in now. They go in now.

456
00:26:16,820 --> 00:26:18,979
Where's my obit VT?

457
00:26:18,980 --> 00:26:23,419
What would you say if I said I was
near where Susannah's being held?

458
00:26:23,420 --> 00:26:24,964
I'd say bullshit.

459
00:26:25,019 --> 00:26:26,978
Then you'd be wrong.

460
00:26:28,464 --> 00:26:30,004
Have you got a crew with you?

461
00:26:30,060 --> 00:26:31,636
I'm not stupid.

462
00:26:32,615 --> 00:26:33,996
Malaika?

463
00:26:34,441 --> 00:26:35,668
Hello?

464
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:51,619
Are you getting this?

465
00:26:51,620 --> 00:26:54,500
Yeah. Don't put yourself in any danger.

466
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:02,420
Still getting this?

467
00:27:02,421 --> 00:27:05,820
Yeah. Just stay safe,
Malaika. Be careful!

468
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,700
If this doesn't work...

469
00:27:24,825 --> 00:27:26,820
we need...

470
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:54,140
Armed police! Lay down on the
floor! Lay down on the floor!

471
00:27:57,902 --> 00:28:00,100
Move!

472
00:28:03,980 --> 00:28:05,620
Fuck!

473
00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,872
It's a decoy.

474
00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:18,670
They must have bounced the upload
from here with a proxy. I'm sorry.

475
00:28:18,742 --> 00:28:19,991
Jesus!

476
00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:21,296
They're looking right at her!

477
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:22,772
They can't see her.

478
00:28:22,873 --> 00:28:24,015
Malaika, make sure they can't...

479
00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:25,647
Stay down! Don't move!

480
00:28:29,420 --> 00:28:31,740
Run, Malaika! Run!

481
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,539
Get out of there. Come on!

482
00:28:37,540 --> 00:28:39,500
Armed police!

483
00:28:47,980 --> 00:28:49,325
Is it him?

484
00:28:49,412 --> 00:28:52,349
Where the fuck is Jack?

485
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:55,139
Advance! Advance! Advance!

486
00:28:57,204 --> 00:29:00,204
Get down!

487
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:03,138
Get down!

488
00:29:03,187 --> 00:29:07,386
UKN. It's Malaika something
or other. She's from UKN.

489
00:29:07,419 --> 00:29:08,700
- You press?
- Yes.

490
00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:12,779
There goes your RTS Award.

491
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,859
There must be something.

492
00:29:14,860 --> 00:29:15,688
There's nothing there, Mike.

493
00:29:15,711 --> 00:29:17,019
There'll be a clue. Some evidence.

494
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:18,060
We've done all we can.

495
00:29:18,061 --> 00:29:20,499
You rescued mannequin.

496
00:29:20,534 --> 00:29:21,407
I'm sorry, Michael...

497
00:29:21,431 --> 00:29:22,534
Fuck off, Julian!

498
00:29:22,575 --> 00:29:24,198
20 past three. We're out of time.

499
00:29:24,203 --> 00:29:26,190
We're not out of time!

500
00:29:26,731 --> 00:29:28,315
We're not out of time.

501
00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:46,059
It's not going to happen.

502
00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:46,578
To the public...

503
00:29:46,579 --> 00:29:47,460
Fuck the public!

504
00:29:47,461 --> 00:29:52,339
To the public, this would be one
man of questionable popularity

505
00:29:52,340 --> 00:29:54,580
putting personal embarrassment
over the life of a girl.

506
00:29:54,581 --> 00:29:56,819
They will not release her anyway.
She's probably already dead.

507
00:29:56,820 --> 00:29:59,736
If she isn't, he'll kill
her and upload the video.

508
00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:04,699
Everyone will see it.
The world will see it.

509
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:09,019
The mood will border on insurrection
and you will be destroyed,

510
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:12,140
I guarantee you... utterly destroyed.

511
00:30:14,825 --> 00:30:16,745
The polling bears that out.

512
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:23,979
You won't just be a
disgraced politician,

513
00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:29,099
The public, the Palace and
the Party insist on compliance.

514
00:30:29,107 --> 00:30:30,359
Fuck the Party!

515
00:30:30,368 --> 00:30:33,146
Refuse, and I've been advised

516
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:35,779
that we cannot guarantee
your physical safety.

517
00:30:37,721 --> 00:30:39,422
Or that of your family.

518
00:30:41,298 --> 00:30:43,009
But...

519
00:30:52,666 --> 00:30:54,883
I've made arrangements
for the broadcast.

520
00:30:57,125 --> 00:30:58,200
I can't...

521
00:30:58,201 --> 00:31:01,047
I'm sorry, Michael.
It's out of your hands.

522
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:17,179
Let's take you live to the
scene in central London.

523
00:31:17,180 --> 00:31:21,019
As we see the Prime Minister's
car travelling across London...

524
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,726
He's got to do it.

525
00:31:23,016 --> 00:31:24,852
The world's bloody broken.

526
00:31:24,937 --> 00:31:28,940
... Appears to be heading
west to Bankside Studios.

527
00:32:02,193 --> 00:32:04,992
We've ratified the
law... after midnight,

528
00:32:05,047 --> 00:32:09,214
it'll be a criminal of fence to store
any recording or images of the event.

529
00:32:13,660 --> 00:32:16,562
They're doing an announcement
to warn people off

530
00:32:16,563 --> 00:32:19,464
even watching, some sonic
tone that causes nausea.

531
00:32:21,420 --> 00:32:25,499
... When public opinion
has very much hardened,

532
00:32:25,500 --> 00:32:28,964
following the delivery of
the princess's severed finger.

533
00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:33,581
As the 4pm deadline approaches,
the nation is at a stand still

534
00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:36,499
watching the extraordinary
situation play out.

535
00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:41,379
Just to remind you, this is now
a story of global significance...

536
00:32:41,380 --> 00:32:45,059
"Michael Callow has
displayed incredible bravery

537
00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:47,820
in what was a matter of life or death."

538
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:51,049
That's how it opens,
then we should move on...

539
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,660
OK. Yeah.

540
00:32:54,948 --> 00:32:56,254
Everything prepared?

541
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:57,386
Yes, ma'am.

542
00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,574
It's sedated?

543
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,994
Injection. It's docile.

544
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,940
It's time to go in now.

545
00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:18,819
... An unprecedented nature.

546
00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:21,082
This is an official announcement.

547
00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,566
In a few minutes,

548
00:33:22,627 --> 00:33:25,884
the Prime Minister will perform
an indecent act on your screens.

549
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:33,699
... in the hope that it will ensure
the release of Princess Susannah.

550
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:37,472
Recording or possessing a copy of
this broadcast will become illegal

551
00:33:37,481 --> 00:33:38,566
at midnight.

552
00:33:38,613 --> 00:33:42,221
All viewers are advised to turn
off their televisions immediately.

553
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,019
The broadcast will commence
after the following tone.

554
00:34:19,417 --> 00:34:21,394
We're complying with
the stipulated rules.

555
00:34:21,456 --> 00:34:23,581
You'll have to keep going...

556
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:29,700
you'll have to see
it through to the end.

557
00:34:33,067 --> 00:34:36,859
We've placed visual aids in your
eyeline, which might help if you...

558
00:34:36,860 --> 00:34:38,860
get into trouble.

559
00:34:42,433 --> 00:34:45,107
The suggestion we're
getting from psychologists

560
00:34:45,164 --> 00:34:47,927
is that you should take
as long as you need.

561
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:54,539
If you rush, it might be
misinterpreted as eagerness

562
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:56,780
or even enjoyment.

563
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,685
It's just a skeleton crew inside.

564
00:35:13,707 --> 00:35:15,286
Closed set.

565
00:36:00,900 --> 00:36:02,140
There he is!

566
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:11,563
I trust this will bring about the
safe return of Princess Susannah.

567
00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,461
I...

568
00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:30,547
I love my wife.

569
00:36:34,265 --> 00:36:35,883
May God forgive me.

570
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:58,059
Oh, no!

571
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:38,780
Jesus! Poor bastard!

572
00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:43,219
But it's been on for nearly an hour.

573
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,580
It's history, this.

574
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:48,019
We've got her. Susannah.

575
00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:48,940
They released her?

576
00:39:48,941 --> 00:39:51,778
Stumbling about in the city.

577
00:39:51,810 --> 00:39:55,273
Sedated. She can't remember
anything, but she's unharmed.

578
00:39:55,297 --> 00:39:56,609
But her finger?

579
00:39:56,648 --> 00:39:58,659
Not hers. DNA shows it's male.

580
00:39:58,660 --> 00:39:59,665
What?

581
00:39:59,790 --> 00:40:04,986
There is one other thing. There's
a CCTV grab of her from half three.

582
00:40:05,032 --> 00:40:09,219
It seems he let her go 30
minutes before it happened.

583
00:40:10,391 --> 00:40:11,776
Why?

584
00:40:11,925 --> 00:40:13,433
My guess...

585
00:40:13,550 --> 00:40:15,034
he knew everyone would be elsewhere

586
00:40:15,089 --> 00:40:17,292
watching screens.

587
00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:20,343
So it's a statement.

588
00:40:20,390 --> 00:40:21,757
Ma'am?

589
00:40:21,772 --> 00:40:24,892
That's what this was all
about, making a point.

590
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,780
Should we, er... ?

591
00:40:26,781 --> 00:40:28,849
Lose that page of the report.

592
00:40:29,146 --> 00:40:31,419
No-one sees it, especially the PM.

593
00:40:31,420 --> 00:40:33,420
Of course.

594
00:40:42,962 --> 00:40:44,473
Good news, Michael.

595
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:48,146
You saved her.
Susannah's alive and well.

596
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:44,019
On the one-year anniversary
of his humiliating ordeal,

597
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:48,139
an apparently unconcerned Michael
Callow put in an assured performance

598
00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,287
at a public appearance,
accompanied by his wife Jane.

599
00:41:51,319 --> 00:41:52,577
Here I go.

600
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:53,679
OK.

601
00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:56,608
Oh!

602
00:41:57,507 --> 00:42:01,209
The other central figure in
events was also before the camera

603
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,619
at last night's Children
Of Valour Awards.

604
00:42:03,620 --> 00:42:06,419
Princess Susannah made
her first public appearance

605
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,303
since announcing her pregnancy.

606
00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:13,179
It was one year ago that the
Turner Prize-winning artist,

607
00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,514
Carlton Bloom,

608
00:42:14,548 --> 00:42:17,826
coerced the Prime Minister
into committing an indecent act.

609
00:42:20,060 --> 00:42:24,226
As the anniversary arrived, one
art critic caused controversy

610
00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:28,259
by describing it as "the first
great artwork of the 21st century".

611
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:32,590
While cultural commentators
debate its significance,

612
00:42:32,638 --> 00:42:34,859
with a global audience of 1.3 billion,

613
00:42:34,922 --> 00:42:37,437
it was an event in which
we all participated.

614
00:42:37,553 --> 00:42:40,740
However, the incident failed
to destroy a Prime Minister,

615
00:42:40,819 --> 00:42:45,099
who holds an approval rating
three points higher than last year.

616
00:42:45,207 --> 00:42:47,529
Damon Brown, UKN.

617
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:53,820
Jane.

618
00:42:55,014 --> 00:42:56,654
Jane, please.

619
00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:43,780
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