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Previously on
Chucky...
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I want to be Jennifer Tilly.
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I want to be a star.
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Sometimes I feel like a boy.
Sometimes I feel like a girl.
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Good morning, sweet face!
Rise and shine!
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You kept me prisoner
in this house for a year.
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Ms. Tilly, have you ever
heard of Nica Pierce?
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Nica Pierce is here,
but she's innocent, I swear.
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Glen, Glenda!
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Chucky, we're trying to get
everything on your rider.
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This thing is like 12 pages long...
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Listen to me, God damn it.
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I told you a hundred times
I want fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
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with macadamia nuts
in my dressing room,
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not walnuts, you moron!
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Walnuts give me hives.
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Well, then should I take them
out of your...
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I don't give a shit
what you do with them!
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You could shove those cookies
straight up your...
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Chucky, we're live.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Nice to see you again.
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I hope you're enjoying
the new season of my hit show.
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Now, Belle,
you know viewers are very curious
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about your role on the show
this season.
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Care to spill any details?
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- Yeah, tell us!
- Let's hear it, Belle!
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Anyway,
tonight, you're in for a treat,
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a very special episode
of Chucky,
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where we delve
into family secrets,
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Hollywood sleaze,
and the violent, depraved acts
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of which the human species
is capable...
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all in the name of love.
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Glen, Glenda,
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it's so nice
to see your sweet faces.
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Yeah, nice to see you too, Mom.
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What are you doing on the floor?
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And what the hell is that?
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Mom, is that blood?
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No!
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It's corn syrup.
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You know,
my team is always after me
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to get more violence
on my social media.
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Come to Mama.
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- Aw, Glenda, happy birthday.
- Thank you.
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Happy birthday, sweet face.
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What... oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
where are you going?
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I was just gonna
hang up my coat.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
It's your special day.
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Why don't you two
take a load off?
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So tell me everything.
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Are you two dating anyone?
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Yeah, a guy named Paul.
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Oh, how nice.
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And Glen, how about you?
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We're both dating Paul.
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That sounds complicated.
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What about you, Mom?
Are you seeing anybody these days?
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No, no, no, no, no,
not seeing anyone.
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I'm too busy.
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So how's school?
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Great. Great.
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We're making friends.
We're getting straight A's.
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- We're great.
- That's wonderful.
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I've been worried.
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That makes three of us.
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You two are so wrapped up
in each other,
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sometimes you forget
other people even exist.
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Me, for example.
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Mom, haven't you ever thought about
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maybe it's not so fun for us
over here lately?
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I mean, you haven't
left this house in over a year.
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There's a 5-inch layer of dust
over everything
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and your drinking has gotten
out of control.
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Glen, what in the hell
has gotten into you?
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Sorry.
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Actually, we've been talking to Stan.
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- Who?
- Your accountant.
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He says you're running out of money.
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Are you?
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I'm doing fine,
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just like you two kids.
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Mom,
who the hell is Nica Pierce?
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What?
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Yes, I did know Nica.
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I met her at one of those charity events
I go to.
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She was a very sad woman
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and very unhealthy mentally.
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She was sort of a little bit
obsessed with me.
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But I hardly knew her.
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That's why I had a new
security system installed
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just in case.
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Oops, secure.
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You installed
a whole new security system
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because you were worried that some woman
you "barely knew" was coming to get you?
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How many times have I told you
the cautionary tale of Judy Foster?
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- It's Jodie Foster, Mom.
- Glen, where are you going?
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You haven't finished your meatballs.
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Phone's dead.
I need to charge it.
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- Mom.
- Hmm?
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There's something else
that I've been meaning to talk to you...
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Oh, shit,
don't tell me you're pregnant.
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Jesus, Mom.
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I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
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Please, stop making everything
about you.
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Oh, okay, um, sorry.
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Tell me.
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When I was little,
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like really little,
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did I ever hurt someone?
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Hurt? Well, what do you mean?
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Um...
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I've been having this dream.
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I guess it's more like
a nightmare.
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And there's a woman...
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and she's blonde,
and she's screaming
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because she's on fire.
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And it just feels like
I'm the one who did it.
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And there's another voice
that's a man,
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and he's nice.
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He's... he's encouraging me.
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And he called me shit-face.
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Well, you and Glen
have always had vibrant imaginations.
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You're sure nothing happened?
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I mean,
there must have been something,
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I mean, some sort of trauma.
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Because, I mean, Glen and I,
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we've never felt whole.
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All we want to know is why.
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I just want you two to be happy.
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Oh, what is taking Glen
so long?
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- Find your charger?
- Yes. Yes.
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Glen, this is... this... this is Jeeves.
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I hired a little extra help for tonight,
for your birthday.
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He was supposed to be here
an hour ago.
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I told you,
my improv class went late.
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You're a butler?
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Yeah! I mean, tonight I am.
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Well, have at it, Jeeves.
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- Oh, yeah. Nice to meet you, sweetie.
- Mm.
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Why do you keep that door locked?
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Honey, all my shoes
are in there.
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I don't want you stealing
my Manolo Blahniks again.
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You're too young
to be so suspicious.
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Not everything has
to be an unpleasant surprise.
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Surprise!
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What the hell is this?
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We wanted a surprise party,
so we threw one ourselves.
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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We figured you wouldn't want
to have people over,
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given your Norma Desmond vibes
as of late,
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but isn't it nice
to see everybody?
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I mean, Auntie Gina,
Uncle Pants, Mrs. Stracke.
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I wasn't expecting this.
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Party pooper.
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That's me. I'm a party pooper.
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Yes, honey, why don't you
take that in the kitchen?
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You too, Glenda.
Thank you, thank you.
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You haven't been avoiding me
just over that silly poker debt.
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I don't owe you any money.
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No, Sutton, I paid you back.
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Jen, what is going on?
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- Really, are you okay?
- Nothing is going on.
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- I've been busy.
- Doing what?
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Come on, kid.
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You're amongst friends.
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Now, if you've been holed up here
waiting for a face lift to settle or...
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- Face lift?
- Whatever...
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- Joey, what is wrong with you?
- Let me finish.
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- You come over here to insult me?
- I'm just saying... I'm just saying...
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all I'm saying is,
time and money well spent.
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Shut up, Joey.
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Too busy to call?
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Jen, we have been worried about you.
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What is this,
a party or an intervention?
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If the muumuu fits.
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Well, I wasn't expecting guests,
Ms. Fashionista.
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For a year, you, Ms. Party Girl,
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were not expecting guests
for an entire year?
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Sorry, Jen, I don't buy it.
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Just tell us what's going on.
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Who the hell is that now?
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Hello, Jen.
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Don't you have a hug
for your long-lost little sister?
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Oh, my God.
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And just enough left for me.
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- Champagne?
- We'd love some.
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We'd love some too.
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- Oh, what, all of you?
- Yes, thank you.
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Huh.
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I would like to propose a toast.
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What are we drinking to?
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Sir,
what are you staring at?
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Don't worry. We're used to it.
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We're used to it too.
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To family.
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- To family.
- To family.
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Aunt Meg,
it's great to finally meet you.
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- I mean, we're huge fans.
- Aw.
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We want to get into
show business too.
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You know, Mom always said
you were the older one.
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- Is that true?
- Oh.
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No.
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That's Jen.
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You know, plus,
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I think everyone
always assumed I was older
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because I got famous
way before she did.
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You know, of course,
I did receive my Oscar nomination
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ten years before she did so...
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Ah, so where is she anyway?
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I'm ready to party!
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Ta-da!
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- Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
- Thank you.
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What are you doing?
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You're supposed to be downstairs.
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- I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
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- And I was good.
- Shh.
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I know
I've been a bit of a recluse this year,
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as I'm increasingly
valuing my solitude.
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I seem to be entering my Garbo era.
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But it is nice
seeing all your sweet faces.
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To my babies.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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- Um, Glen, how is that...
- Isn't that your Oscar dress?
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No,
but thanks for reminding me
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when I lost to that bitch,
Dianne West.
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Oh, it's Wiest.
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Whatever.
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So,
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- Meg, um...
- Yeah?
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What have you been up to?
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Oh, right, seriously, Jen,
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you've been dodging me
for 24 years
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because, clearly,
I did something to offend you
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- and, Jen, I missed you...
- Well, now I forgive you.
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For what?
That's what I want to know.
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Let's not rehash the past.
Bygones be bygones.
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No, no.
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You know, ever since you did
that stupid "Chucky" movie,
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it's like... that's
when you stop talking to me.
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- It's not stupid.
- That's when everything changed.
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The "Chucky" movie
was a big hit.
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm just...
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Holy shit, I got it.
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You're Ralphie from The Sopranos.
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That is a character I played once.
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Are you a fan?
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Of you? No, hell no.
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No, I cheered when Tony
destroyed your guido ass.
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- Uh-huh.
- Your head in that bag?
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Mwah, chef's kiss.
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- You know, come.
- Yeah?
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00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:26,408
Guido is now a slur.
257
00:14:26,492 --> 00:14:29,953
And as a fellow American
of Italian descent,
258
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,290
I'd ask you to go a little easy
on the stereotyping.
259
00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:36,085
Not all of us are gangsters.
260
00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,545
Some of us are just actors.
261
00:14:38,629 --> 00:14:41,298
Okay, Ralphie.
262
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,677
See, it's Joe.
263
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,638
Joe.
264
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,224
I can see
you're still a little confused.
265
00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:54,228
Are you telling me that
there's not one single actual goodfellow
266
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:56,105
in your entire dago family?
267
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:58,482
No, no,
not that I can think of, no.
268
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,685
Well, I thought you was one
of those methadone actors.
269
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,735
No, you see,
270
00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:06,115
it's not my ethnicity I draw from.
271
00:15:06,198 --> 00:15:11,120
It's my natural rage at morons
like you.
272
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:12,871
Hear, hear.
273
00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:14,123
What about you, Gi-na?
274
00:15:14,206 --> 00:15:16,792
Oh, please do not call me that.
275
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:17,876
Okay, fair enough.
276
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,671
But are you a method actor,
you know, for like...
277
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,340
like a threesome scene,
like, girl-on-girl shit?
278
00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:24,591
Oh, my God.
279
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,510
Joey, I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
280
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,346
but for once,
we actually agree on something.
281
00:15:29,430 --> 00:15:32,015
This guy's an absolute moron.
282
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,936
It's going to be a bumpy night.
283
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:37,837
Jeeves, may I speak to you, please?
284
00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:39,773
Yeah, yeah, one second,
give me one second.
285
00:15:39,857 --> 00:15:42,693
Don't think I forgot about you.
I recognize you too.
286
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,028
Um, yeah,
I'm on a reality show.
287
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,739
It wasn't a reality show,
it was hardcore reality.
288
00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:49,950
Laguna Beach, last summer?
289
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:52,744
I beg your pardon, sir.
290
00:15:52,828 --> 00:15:55,706
No, I swear, if I knew you were famous,
I would have called you back.
291
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:12,055
Just make sure
you stay out of Russia.
292
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,058
- Why?
- They wouldn't understand you.
293
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:16,435
Who does?
294
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:23,775
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
295
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:25,402
I just gotta ask because I don't know.
296
00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:27,613
What the hell are you two
supposed to be anyway?
297
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:29,156
I beg your pardon.
298
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,992
No, you look like a boy.
He looks like a girl.
299
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:33,619
Glen and I are both nonbinary.
300
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:36,038
That's kind of the point.
We go by they/them.
301
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,873
Yeah, but they/them
have always been plural.
302
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:38,957
Strunk and White,
303
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:41,161
the Holy Bible of the English language,
dictates that.
304
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,338
Why don't you drag yourself
into the 21st century, ass wad?
305
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,757
Language evolves, taint breath.
306
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,218
Besides, Strunk and White
have been dead for years.
307
00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:52,221
Please show my niblings
the simple respect they deserve.
308
00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:53,555
- Hear, hear.
- Your niblings?
309
00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:56,058
Yeah, other acceptable,
gender-neutral terms
310
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:58,435
for niece and nephew are niephling,
chibling, and sibkid.
311
00:16:58,519 --> 00:17:00,729
Oh, my God, you are so cute.
I love you.
312
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,316
Yeah, it's very cute and stupid
because those aren't words!
313
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,485
The hell is wrong
with you people?
314
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:12,574
Jeeves, will you please
come with me right now!
315
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,660
But of course.
316
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,320
- I told you!
- Why are you yelling in front of everyone?
317
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:23,585
What did I tell you about being down...
so what... where... Jeeves!
318
00:17:23,669 --> 00:17:24,711
Jeeves!
319
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:26,255
What a dick.
320
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,884
I told you to guard this door, you moron,
321
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,886
not to insult my guests!
322
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,889
If I wasn't so desperate for help,
I'd kill you myself.
323
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:37,516
Why don't you just
put up some cameras?
324
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:41,812
Because I have nosy teenagers,
and I can't take any chances.
325
00:17:41,895 --> 00:17:43,564
Well, what are you
hiding in there anyway?
326
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,191
If you must know,
my girlfriend.
327
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,652
And my husband.
328
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,365
Hooray for Hollywood.
329
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:00,455
What the hell?
330
00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,257
Where the hell is everybody?
331
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,636
Oh, my God.
332
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:17,306
Oh, my God!
333
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,148
No.
334
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:28,859
Oh.
335
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:32,696
Oh.
336
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:39,036
Oh, my God.
337
00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,787
Nica?
338
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,719
Jen-Jen,
what's going on?
339
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,804
Don't sneak up on me
like that.
340
00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,223
What are you
doing in here?
341
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:01,308
Just...
342
00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:06,562
Holy shit.
343
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,065
Jesus, what the...
344
00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,149
Oh, my God!
345
00:19:09,232 --> 00:19:11,485
Let us out! We're stuck!
346
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:16,573
I think he's...
I think he's dead.
347
00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:17,658
He's dead?
348
00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,036
Mom, what happened?
349
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:22,996
Uh...
350
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,206
ha!
351
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:29,920
The first victim is the butler.
352
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,005
For Glen and Glenda.
353
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:35,300
You know how the twins
love a murder mystery.
354
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:39,012
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
this is a murder mystery party?
355
00:19:39,096 --> 00:19:40,847
Exactly, Gina.
356
00:19:40,931 --> 00:19:42,265
You know I love that.
357
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:45,185
That's why I hired
this Jeeves here.
358
00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:49,856
But now he's murdered.
359
00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:52,651
Not really,
he's just, you know, an actor.
360
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:56,363
That guy is no actor.
361
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:57,572
He's solid oak.
362
00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,991
I can see his eyes moving from here.
363
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:03,870
We are all going to solve this mystery.
364
00:20:03,954 --> 00:20:08,208
I need to know who killed Jeeves
365
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:13,380
and who opened the bedroom door.
366
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,133
All of you are suspects,
367
00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,262
each and every one of you.
368
00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:27,102
And I am going to find out who did it.
369
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:31,064
All right,
so we have Sal De Marco.
370
00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,484
Dude, I don't care what Joey says,
you are killing it as a dead guy.
371
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:39,948
It says Topanga Security,
so he's a security officer.
372
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,616
Our first clue.
373
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,953
No, no,
that doesn't mean anything.
374
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,998
The jury will please disregard.
375
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,666
Gina, give me that.
376
00:20:50,459 --> 00:20:52,210
Oh!
377
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,004
Arsenic.
378
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,092
How do you know
what arsenic smells like?
379
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:02,804
And what is so important
about that room?
380
00:21:02,888 --> 00:21:05,265
Yeah, it looks like Rapunzel's bedroom
or something.
381
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,143
It looks like Rapunzel
had a really bad tummy ache.
382
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,394
Yuck.
383
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,354
Jennifer, who's your decorator?
384
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:16,985
I am going to be asking all the questions
from here on out.
385
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:21,865
Now I kindly request
that the assembled company
386
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,534
please retire to the drawing room.
387
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:25,786
What is that?
388
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:27,454
It's called the living room.
389
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,498
Okay, bye.
390
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,374
I'll join you later.
391
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,251
- Good job, Jeeves.
- Mm-hmm.
392
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,836
Yes, bye.
393
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,801
You too, Ms. Snoopy Pants.
394
00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:42,719
Go on, get out of here.
395
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:52,437
Nica?
396
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,273
Nica,
397
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,027
where are you?
398
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:21,007
The champagne was served
shortly after 8:00.
399
00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:26,596
The lights went out at 8:30.
That was the time of death.
400
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:32,727
So since all of you are still alive,
401
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:38,233
I'm deducing that sometime
between 8:00 and 8:30,
402
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:42,070
the killer put the poison
403
00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,948
in the champagne bottle.
404
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,032
Mm.
405
00:22:46,116 --> 00:22:49,202
But we were
all in here together, guv'nor.
406
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,329
So any of us could have done it.
407
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,998
- Mm-hmm.
- Exactly.
408
00:22:53,623 --> 00:22:55,125
- Sutton.
- Yes.
409
00:22:55,208 --> 00:23:00,171
How did you feel when Jeeves
told everybody he screwed you?
410
00:23:01,006 --> 00:23:02,799
Angry enough to kill him?
411
00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,926
Well, Gina hated him too.
412
00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,137
Yeah, but I didn't bugger him.
413
00:23:07,220 --> 00:23:09,806
Maybe both of you did it.
In cahoots, that would be fun.
414
00:23:10,390 --> 00:23:12,183
It weren't me, mate.
415
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:16,813
As I recall, the gentleman had the gall
416
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:19,482
to insult Italians,
417
00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:24,195
which, Joey, will give you the motive
to kill him to defend your honor.
418
00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:25,614
Gina, what are you doing?
419
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:27,425
- I'm trying to do that '80s...
- Well, no...
420
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:29,701
- You know, BBC sort of thing.
- Just stop.
421
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,745
I know, it's not...
listen, I didn't practice it.
422
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:32,996
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, wait.
423
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,457
Listen, you'll love this one.
Um...
424
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:40,211
Don't blame me,
stranger, for your troubles.
425
00:23:40,837 --> 00:23:42,172
I'm innocent.
426
00:23:42,923 --> 00:23:44,966
- Yeah?
- Okay, yeah,
427
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:47,802
- that was brilliant, that was brilliant.
- Thank you.
428
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:50,138
Maybe you should lay off
the champagne a little bit.
429
00:23:50,221 --> 00:23:51,681
Auntie Gina, what about this?
430
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,726
Joey here
must have killed the poor sod
431
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:56,061
in self-defense.
432
00:23:56,144 --> 00:23:59,314
Oh, that's so good. Bravo.
433
00:23:59,397 --> 00:24:00,899
We're kind of anglophiles.
434
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:04,361
You know, maybe we need
some forensic accountants around here.
435
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,987
What, what, what?
Forensics, why?
436
00:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,573
Jen, this is Beverly Hills.
437
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:12,327
All crimes are almost always
about money.
438
00:24:12,410 --> 00:24:14,204
Oh, I see.
439
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:17,415
You're just rehashing
your "Housewives" bit
440
00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:18,917
from season 11.
441
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,460
It was not a bit.
442
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:23,088
Hey, hey, how about this?
443
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:30,303
- "Basic Instinct."
- No one wants to see that, Joe.
444
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:31,763
You didn't mind at Cannes.
445
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:35,058
All right,
all of you are behaving very strangely
446
00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:37,978
and very suspiciously, so...
447
00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:40,063
You're behaving
pretty peculiarly yourself.
448
00:24:42,107 --> 00:24:46,403
I'm the detective,
so I know I didn't do it.
449
00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:50,281
But all of you
had multiple motives,
450
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:56,496
especially when the victim
refused to honor my kids' pronouns.
451
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:59,874
Who would commit murder
over pronouns?
452
00:24:59,958 --> 00:25:03,670
Each and every one of you
453
00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:08,383
because I know you all love Glen
and Glenda as much as I do,
454
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:12,804
and I love each and every one
of you for it.
455
00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:14,472
Even you, Meg.
456
00:25:16,349 --> 00:25:17,475
What about them?
457
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:20,687
- Us?
- Yeah.
458
00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:21,810
True, true.
459
00:25:21,855 --> 00:25:25,567
You two have as much motive
to kill that man as we do.
460
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,902
That's ridiculous.
461
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:33,324
I mean, if we killed
every small-minded idiot
462
00:25:33,408 --> 00:25:36,536
that insulted us,
half the country would be dead by now.
463
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,747
And we wouldn't hurt a fly.
464
00:25:41,124 --> 00:25:42,292
Uh...
465
00:25:46,463 --> 00:25:51,134
Um, if you'll excuse me
for a moment, a little...
466
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,802
a little emergency.
467
00:25:52,886 --> 00:25:54,846
I have to go put out some fires.
468
00:25:59,392 --> 00:26:00,393
Nica?
469
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,772
Nica?
470
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:13,239
Oh, Gina, you just about
gave me a heart attack.
471
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:15,825
I wasn't expecting you.
472
00:26:15,909 --> 00:26:20,413
Jen, why the hell are you hanging out
with a Beverly Hills housewife?
473
00:26:22,082 --> 00:26:24,709
Beverly Hills is just a state of mind.
474
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:28,213
Sutton is... she's odd but nice.
475
00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:29,798
Jen, are you sleeping
with Sutton?
476
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:32,092
No, Sutton?
477
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:33,593
- No.
- Okay, well, I mean,
478
00:26:33,676 --> 00:26:35,836
- you're sleeping with someone 'cause...
- No, I'm not.
479
00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,687
- You ghosted me. You could tell me.
- No, no.
480
00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:39,432
No, Gina, Gina,
481
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:41,434
there's only you.
482
00:26:42,102 --> 00:26:44,020
Only you.
483
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:46,731
- Can I tell you a secret, Jen?
- Sure.
484
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,441
Yes, I like secrets.
485
00:26:48,525 --> 00:26:49,943
Do you know when we first met?
486
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,111
Yes, I remember that.
487
00:26:51,194 --> 00:26:53,279
- It was, yeah, a Saturday.
- Yes.
488
00:26:53,363 --> 00:26:55,532
- It was a Saturday?
- Yes, and...
489
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,159
- Oh, you're so romantic.
- Oh, what are you doing?
490
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,453
- So when we first met...
- Yes?
491
00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,789
I kind of thought
you were boring.
492
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,916
What... what...
what are you doing?
493
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:07,627
- A little actress-y maybe.
- Um, yeah.
494
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:09,647
- And then you did that "Chucky" movie.
- Yes.
495
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:12,257
- And you kind of became a little detached.
- Oh, yeah.
496
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,008
A little distant,
497
00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,593
kind of irresistible.
498
00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:16,886
Oh, yeah, I...
499
00:27:17,470 --> 00:27:19,722
I hear that a lot, yes.
500
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:21,224
- Jen.
- Uh-huh?
501
00:27:21,307 --> 00:27:23,184
I think
we shouldn't hide anymore.
502
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:26,038
I think we should tell everyone
we're together. I'm sick of it.
503
00:27:26,062 --> 00:27:28,439
Seriously, I know before
we were worried about work,
504
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:31,276
but now it would actually help us
get jobs, to be honest.
505
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,819
Oh, um, um, Gi...
506
00:27:32,902 --> 00:27:34,863
Gina,
stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
507
00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,699
Gina?
508
00:27:38,199 --> 00:27:39,284
Yes, Jen.
509
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,035
Can I ask you a question?
510
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:42,704
Anything.
511
00:27:43,371 --> 00:27:44,914
Did you kill the butler?
512
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:47,125
What?
513
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:49,544
The butler, did you kill him?
514
00:27:50,336 --> 00:27:51,963
- I just want to know.
- Okay.
515
00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:53,339
Mm-hmm.
516
00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:55,300
I could see baby...
517
00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:57,677
wants to play some more,
hmm?
518
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,055
Fraulein wants to role play.
519
00:28:01,139 --> 00:28:02,932
- No, no, she doesn't.
- Sure.
520
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,726
I'd do anything for you.
521
00:28:04,809 --> 00:28:09,397
Why, in fact,
Mama has a surprise for you.
522
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,775
I brought you something
very special.
523
00:28:12,859 --> 00:28:15,236
You wait here for me
while I go get it.
524
00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,537
- Uh, yes, I'm not...
- You won't go anywhere?
525
00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:19,908
You're not going to be a bad,
little Liebchen, are you?
526
00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,671
- I'm not going to be...
- Because you would be punished if you are.
527
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:26,372
A bad little Liebchen.
I'm just going to wait right here.
528
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,458
- Okay.
- Okay.
529
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:31,711
Oh, you're...
530
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,591
Um, bye, Gina.
531
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:52,941
Nica.
532
00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:56,945
Nica, are you there?
533
00:28:57,445 --> 00:28:58,655
Ah!
534
00:28:58,738 --> 00:29:00,323
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
535
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,662
Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!
536
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,622
It's not a good time.
537
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,624
No, Joey, I'm very, very busy.
538
00:29:09,707 --> 00:29:10,875
What... you're...
539
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:11,960
- Gina.
- Uh, yeah?
540
00:29:12,043 --> 00:29:14,712
- I think she still wants to bang you.
- Yeah, probably.
541
00:29:14,796 --> 00:29:17,590
But I'm totally down for it
if you let me watch.
542
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:18,883
No, Joey, Joey.
543
00:29:20,176 --> 00:29:22,011
I have a question for you.
544
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:26,516
Did you kill the butler?
545
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:27,892
- I'll tell you.
- Hmm?
546
00:29:28,685 --> 00:29:30,228
- If you blow me.
- Ah!
547
00:29:30,311 --> 00:29:32,814
Not now, Joey. I'm really, really busy.
548
00:29:33,481 --> 00:29:35,066
I'll catch you later.
549
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,279
I swear I didn't kill him.
550
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,447
He was dead
when I came down to get you.
551
00:29:42,532 --> 00:29:46,786
Do you believe me?
552
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:48,037
Yeah.
553
00:29:48,746 --> 00:29:49,998
Everything was working.
554
00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:52,041
I mean, she's totally distracted
by the party,
555
00:29:52,125 --> 00:29:53,751
and everybody's
fawning over her,
556
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:56,296
and she's pretty drunk,
like usual.
557
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,548
She's got this new
security system,
558
00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:01,509
and I can't just take you out
the back door like we planned.
559
00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:04,552
And until the power comes back on,
I can't even get you out of the basement
560
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:05,972
because we need
the elevator.
561
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,099
Are you sure she doesn't
know about this room?
562
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:09,851
Yeah.
563
00:30:09,934 --> 00:30:13,229
It's the only part of the house
her stupid app doesn't know about.
564
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:16,649
She never knew
about this room.
565
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,736
Me and Glenda found it
when we were nine.
566
00:30:21,571 --> 00:30:22,822
Glen.
567
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,826
I cannot go back.
568
00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:33,833
Nica, I promise you're
leaving this house tonight.
569
00:30:36,669 --> 00:30:37,920
Sorry.
570
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:47,764
This is my big courtroom scene.
571
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:50,933
Jim Carrey
said I was the best actress
572
00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:52,935
he ever worked with,
573
00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:56,189
even better than Nicole Kidman.
574
00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:59,025
Yeah, he said "Jennifer Tilly,
575
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:02,195
you should have another...
576
00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:04,238
another..."
577
00:31:08,743 --> 00:31:09,994
And she's out.
578
00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,372
Ridiculous.
579
00:31:12,955 --> 00:31:14,082
Glenda.
580
00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,626
I want to see what she's hiding
in that room.
581
00:31:18,252 --> 00:31:19,962
Skullduggery!
582
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,798
I didn't think you had it in you.
583
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:26,552
- Can't get in?
- As if.
584
00:31:35,603 --> 00:31:36,771
Where'd you get those?
585
00:31:36,854 --> 00:31:38,356
Auntie Gina
gave them to me.
586
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,945
Oh, wait.
587
00:31:50,535 --> 00:31:52,078
We have no idea
what's in there.
588
00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:03,172
I think we should
get out of here.
589
00:32:05,091 --> 00:32:06,175
Grow a pair.
590
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:10,847
Okay, okay, okay.
591
00:32:12,682 --> 00:32:15,059
Oh, God!
Oh, God, you've gotta help me!
592
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:17,103
- Are you Glen?
- No, I'm Glenda.
593
00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,522
How do you know who we are?
594
00:32:19,605 --> 00:32:22,358
Your mother is a psychotic murderer
who thinks she's in love with me,
595
00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:23,776
and she chopped off all my limbs,
596
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:25,903
and she's kept me trapped in here
for a year.
597
00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,488
- Mom's a murderer?
- Mom's a lesbian?
598
00:32:27,572 --> 00:32:29,240
She's not who you think she is.
599
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:30,616
We have to get you out of here.
600
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:33,220
- Wait, what if she's lying?
- Glenda, who would lie about this?
601
00:32:33,244 --> 00:32:35,329
- You're so naive.
- And you're impulsive.
602
00:32:35,413 --> 00:32:37,498
- I'm getting the wheelchair.
- Wait!
603
00:32:37,582 --> 00:32:39,959
You can't just wheel me
out of here, okay?
604
00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,795
I'm wanted in five states,
and I'm not going back to the asylum.
605
00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,213
What'd you do?
606
00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:46,424
I was framed.
607
00:32:48,134 --> 00:32:49,385
Sure.
608
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:50,470
Look,
609
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:54,474
I have no home and no family.
610
00:32:57,143 --> 00:32:59,020
But before I can just waltz on
out of here,
611
00:32:59,103 --> 00:33:02,607
I need a safe place to go,
or your mother is gonna hunt me down.
612
00:33:02,690 --> 00:33:04,859
Yoo-hoo, sweet faces!
613
00:33:04,942 --> 00:33:06,444
Get out of this room, okay?
614
00:33:06,527 --> 00:33:08,905
Gag me and get out of here.
Don't tell her you found me.
615
00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,740
I have a plan if you help me.
616
00:33:10,823 --> 00:33:12,158
Of course we'll help you.
617
00:33:12,742 --> 00:33:13,993
I'll distract Mom.
618
00:33:38,184 --> 00:33:39,268
Oops.
619
00:33:40,061 --> 00:33:41,062
Forgot this.
620
00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:42,146
Ow.
621
00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:50,071
What the hell
is wrong with you?
622
00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:15,805
Glenda.
623
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:20,977
You're even more beautiful
than I imagined.
624
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:23,813
Thanks,
but what's it to you?
625
00:34:25,481 --> 00:34:27,358
Because I'm your dad.
626
00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:33,698
Chucky!
627
00:34:35,575 --> 00:34:38,828
I got trapped in this body,
and your mom's holding me hostage.
628
00:34:40,788 --> 00:34:42,248
What do you know
about my dad?
629
00:34:42,331 --> 00:34:43,874
Did you do something
to him?
630
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,919
Glenda, it's me.
631
00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:49,880
My dad bailed on us.
632
00:34:50,590 --> 00:34:52,091
Do you know what it does to a kid
633
00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,719
when a parent decides
they're not worth staying for?
634
00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:58,139
It leaves a big, empty hole
in your chest right here.
635
00:34:58,723 --> 00:34:59,849
That's what it does.
636
00:35:00,850 --> 00:35:02,643
You got a hole in your chest?
637
00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:04,687
Let me see.
638
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,315
It's a fucking metaphor.
639
00:35:11,861 --> 00:35:14,071
That's right.
640
00:35:14,155 --> 00:35:15,823
Give your dad hell, kid.
641
00:35:17,033 --> 00:35:19,952
But listen,
I didn't bail on the family.
642
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,746
I wanted to stay,
643
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:24,498
but your mom drove me away
and lied to you about it.
644
00:35:24,582 --> 00:35:25,708
This is all bullshit.
645
00:35:26,876 --> 00:35:28,711
Deep down,
you know it's true.
646
00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:32,006
So when you're ready
to get revenge on your mom
647
00:35:32,089 --> 00:35:34,050
for keeping us apart, come back.
648
00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:36,552
I got a plan, shit-face.
649
00:35:43,017 --> 00:35:44,185
What did you just call me?
650
00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,312
Shit-face.
651
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,315
I always meant it affectionately.
652
00:35:58,991 --> 00:36:00,576
Hello, Billy.
653
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,745
It's Billy the bear.
654
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:03,829
Hello, Billy.
655
00:36:04,997 --> 00:36:06,457
Ah.
656
00:36:06,540 --> 00:36:07,625
Ah.
657
00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,671
What? What is it?
658
00:36:14,423 --> 00:36:16,050
My pinky itches.
659
00:36:18,344 --> 00:36:19,470
Huh.
660
00:36:19,553 --> 00:36:24,016
Sometimes it's like
I can still feel things,
661
00:36:25,768 --> 00:36:28,979
like my brain hasn't caught up
to my body or something.
662
00:36:31,857 --> 00:36:33,609
Sometimes I feel like that too.
663
00:36:35,152 --> 00:36:36,654
Like something's missing.
664
00:36:38,406 --> 00:36:39,532
Inside.
665
00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:45,246
You're a good kid, Glen.
666
00:36:47,331 --> 00:36:49,583
You're definitely
not like your parents.
667
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,921
Do you know my dad too?
668
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:02,888
Yeah.
669
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:08,644
Is he as crazy as my mom is?
670
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:15,651
Yeah.
671
00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,661
It's now or never.
672
00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,407
Oh.
673
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,786
You ready to kill your mom,
shit-face?
674
00:38:08,496 --> 00:38:10,331
What did you just say
to me, Nica?
675
00:38:10,998 --> 00:38:13,834
Oh, I'm not Nica.
676
00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:19,340
Glen's a wuss.
677
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:23,427
- They never would've agreed to kill Mom.
- Oh, that's too bad.
678
00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:26,305
Now...
679
00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:29,600
where are my arms?
680
00:38:29,683 --> 00:38:31,477
You know what, pig?
681
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,646
I think you killed Jeeves,
682
00:38:33,729 --> 00:38:35,064
didn't you, Meg?
683
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:38,734
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm a little confused right now.
684
00:38:38,818 --> 00:38:40,444
I thought it was just a...
685
00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,047
How did you get in that room?
686
00:38:42,071 --> 00:38:43,864
How did you get in there?
It was locked.
687
00:38:43,948 --> 00:38:47,159
- No, it wasn't. It was open.
- It was not open. It was locked.
688
00:38:47,243 --> 00:38:49,370
- Jen, would you stop this?
- I bet you killed Jeeves.
689
00:38:49,453 --> 00:38:51,640
- Just stop it. Just stop it.
- You killed him, didn't you?
690
00:39:03,759 --> 00:39:05,302
Hiya, Tiff.
691
00:39:06,011 --> 00:39:10,432
Oh, Chucky,
why don't you just die already?
692
00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:17,773
You first.
693
00:39:26,824 --> 00:39:30,411
Chucky, please,
we can still work things out.
694
00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,082
The only thing left to work out, Tiff,
695
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:39,670
is whether I shoot you in the head
or the heart.
696
00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:42,965
You already broke my heart,
Chucky.
697
00:39:43,883 --> 00:39:46,176
Okay, the head it is.
698
00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:47,261
I'm so sorry,
699
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,944
so is she supposed to be the murderer?
Because we haven't met her.
700
00:39:50,014 --> 00:39:51,950
- It's not totally fair.
- I don't really know her.
701
00:39:51,974 --> 00:39:54,054
The wheelchair,
we need to check it for fingerprints.
702
00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,579
Really, Meg?
You want to play the game now?
703
00:39:55,603 --> 00:39:57,062
Hold this.
It's going on the Gram.
704
00:39:57,146 --> 00:39:58,188
Please, Chucky.
705
00:39:58,272 --> 00:39:59,565
You know...
706
00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:04,194
I'm almost gonna miss you, Tiff.
707
00:40:04,278 --> 00:40:05,571
No! Oh, no!
708
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:06,780
Almost!
709
00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:13,078
Glenda, what the fuck?
710
00:40:13,162 --> 00:40:15,331
Sorry, somebody
must have taken the bullets.
711
00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,541
You bastard!
712
00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:20,044
I'm sorry, Nica.
713
00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:23,464
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
714
00:40:23,547 --> 00:40:26,258
- Are you following this at all?
- Yes, it's fabulous.
715
00:40:26,342 --> 00:40:28,719
I love you, I love you.
716
00:40:30,179 --> 00:40:32,514
- Nica!
- I'm sorry.
717
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:33,867
- Come on!
- I'm sorry.
718
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:35,684
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
719
00:40:35,768 --> 00:40:37,061
Who's Nica?
720
00:40:37,144 --> 00:40:38,562
- Who's Nica?
- No, no!
721
00:40:45,861 --> 00:40:47,404
- Come on.
- I'm not going.
722
00:40:48,197 --> 00:40:49,406
What?
723
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,866
I can't just leave Mom like this,
724
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,552
especially after what you
tried to do to her.
725
00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:53,786
What about me?
726
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,621
I can't.
727
00:40:56,205 --> 00:40:57,831
Mom needs help. We all do.
728
00:40:59,792 --> 00:41:00,793
Fine!
729
00:41:02,336 --> 00:41:03,712
Just ask her,
730
00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:07,383
who's Tiffany Valentine?
731
00:41:23,691 --> 00:41:25,734
No!
732
00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:27,152
No!
733
00:41:36,578 --> 00:41:39,498
Nica, stop, stop!
734
00:41:47,715 --> 00:41:49,633
No!
735
00:41:52,761 --> 00:41:53,846
No!
736
00:41:57,933 --> 00:41:59,727
Nice to finally meet you.
737
00:42:00,227 --> 00:42:02,438
- I'm Kyle.
- Nica.
738
00:42:03,605 --> 00:42:06,191
No, Nica!
739
00:42:06,275 --> 00:42:09,361
Nica, come back!
740
00:42:09,445 --> 00:42:12,656
No!
741
00:42:13,449 --> 00:42:15,409
No!
742
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:17,411
Where's Glen?
743
00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:19,204
They're not coming.
Just drive.
744
00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,294
No!
745
00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:26,837
No... ahh!
746
00:42:30,132 --> 00:42:32,468
Brava!
747
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:34,636
Brava!
748
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:39,183
This is the best murder mystery
party I've ever been to ever.
749
00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:40,267
Brava, Jen!
750
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:43,854
I didn't understand a thing that
happened, but I loved every minute of it!
751
00:42:44,354 --> 00:42:45,814
- Wait, hey.
- Hm?
752
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:47,441
Where's Joey?
753
00:42:48,108 --> 00:42:50,527
To help us figure it all out,
754
00:42:50,611 --> 00:42:53,739
please welcome
one of my biggest fans,
755
00:42:53,822 --> 00:42:58,452
WWE superstar Liv Morgan!
756
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,550
Liv, welcome to the show.
757
00:43:13,634 --> 00:43:16,470
Thank you, Chucky.
It's truly an honor to be here with you.
758
00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,097
Fantastic.
759
00:43:18,764 --> 00:43:20,349
Who do you think killed the butler?
760
00:43:20,891 --> 00:43:22,226
Well, I have a theory.
761
00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:26,188
It's always the person you least suspect,
so I'm gonna have to go with Meg.
762
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,023
I mean,
did you see Agnes of God?
763
00:43:28,107 --> 00:43:30,692
Nope, never heard of it.
764
00:43:31,235 --> 00:43:33,779
Now let's roll the tape.
765
00:43:34,655 --> 00:43:37,324
Just enough left for me.
766
00:43:40,744 --> 00:43:41,745
Champagne?
767
00:43:41,829 --> 00:43:43,622
- We'd love some.
- We'd love some too.
768
00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,040
Ta-da!
769
00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:47,251
Oh, Jen, you look stunning.
770
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:48,544
Thank you.
771
00:43:48,627 --> 00:43:51,130
- Mm, there's my girl.
- You know it!
772
00:43:51,213 --> 00:43:52,881
What are you doing?
773
00:43:52,965 --> 00:43:54,508
You're supposed to be downstairs.
774
00:43:54,591 --> 00:43:56,385
- I was improvising.
- Well, don't.
775
00:44:00,806 --> 00:44:04,017
Apparently, Glenda always
keeps some strychnine handy.
776
00:44:04,518 --> 00:44:06,270
You must be so proud.
777
00:44:06,770 --> 00:44:12,609
But Glenda was supposed to kill
my ho-bag ex too, so...
778
00:44:13,402 --> 00:44:17,114
who took the bullets
out of the gun?
779
00:44:17,614 --> 00:44:19,032
Sutton?
780
00:44:20,159 --> 00:44:22,119
You're not very good at this,
are you?
781
00:44:26,582 --> 00:44:27,583
I knew it.
782
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,795
I knew she was seeing
someone else.
783
00:44:33,005 --> 00:44:36,049
Uh, it's not what you think.
784
00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:39,303
Really, Joey no-pants?
785
00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,223
Okay, it's what you think.
786
00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:48,145
I'm in love with her, okay?
787
00:44:48,228 --> 00:44:50,898
What are you doing?
Just being a dick, getting your rocks off?
788
00:44:50,981 --> 00:44:52,316
I love her too.
789
00:44:56,153 --> 00:44:58,655
Or maybe it's less.
I don't know.
790
00:44:58,739 --> 00:44:59,907
What's the right answer?
791
00:44:59,990 --> 00:45:03,202
Why don't you try honesty,
Joey, for once in your life?
792
00:45:03,285 --> 00:45:07,247
Honesty is the only thing
that's gonna get you out of here alive.
793
00:45:07,331 --> 00:45:10,000
Um, Gina, I, uh...
794
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:12,753
I just got this suit. It's Armani.
795
00:45:13,378 --> 00:45:16,924
Do you love her or not?
796
00:45:20,969 --> 00:45:21,970
I love her.
797
00:45:23,513 --> 00:45:24,765
Wrong answer.
798
00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,741
Wait, I'm confused.
799
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,201
So how did Gina
get the gun?
800
00:45:44,284 --> 00:45:47,955
Okay, so Glenda knew
they were gonna need a gun
801
00:45:48,038 --> 00:45:50,165
to take care of Tiff for me,
802
00:45:50,249 --> 00:45:53,752
so they asked Auntie Gina to get 'em one
for their birthday.
803
00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,875
Now, this is called
a Sutty Butty Butthole.
804
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:58,298
It tastes much better than it sounds.
805
00:45:58,382 --> 00:46:00,259
Actually, it sounds delicious.
806
00:46:12,521 --> 00:46:13,522
What a cool aunt.
807
00:46:13,605 --> 00:46:17,025
But then Gina took the gun
to deal with Joey.
808
00:46:17,109 --> 00:46:18,402
Tricky minx.
809
00:46:18,485 --> 00:46:21,280
She shot him and hid his body
in the elevator.
810
00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:24,992
She's clearly a sociopath,
not to mention smokin' hot.
811
00:46:25,075 --> 00:46:26,785
I might have to look her up later.
812
00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:30,872
But she's been sleeping
with Tiffany for years,
813
00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,040
just like Joey.
814
00:46:32,874 --> 00:46:34,876
Aren't you upset at that,
Chucky?
815
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:36,211
Yeah.
816
00:46:36,295 --> 00:46:38,046
I think I need a hug.
817
00:46:39,089 --> 00:46:40,966
You like to be hugged.
818
00:46:45,554 --> 00:46:48,098
You're such a big boy.
819
00:46:48,181 --> 00:46:51,476
Now there's just
one more thing.
820
00:46:52,102 --> 00:46:55,022
The network's concerned fans
might have missed
821
00:46:55,105 --> 00:46:57,024
seeing yours truly in action.
822
00:46:57,649 --> 00:47:01,987
Plus, they've probably missed hearing
my ten allotted F-bombs.
823
00:47:02,070 --> 00:47:04,448
Wait, they only give you ten F-bombs
per episode?
824
00:47:05,032 --> 00:47:07,159
Liv, can you help me out?
825
00:47:07,743 --> 00:47:08,744
How?
826
00:47:09,411 --> 00:47:10,412
Roll the tape.
827
00:47:10,954 --> 00:47:12,581
I want Chucky to kill me.
828
00:47:12,664 --> 00:47:14,583
Isn't that a dream?
829
00:47:15,292 --> 00:47:16,293
It's a dream.
830
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,754
I don't want a starring role.
I don't want a lead.
831
00:47:18,837 --> 00:47:23,133
I just want to be brutally murdered
by Chucky.
832
00:47:31,433 --> 00:47:33,352
Come on now, Chucky,
you know I was only kid...
833
00:47:40,901 --> 00:47:41,902
Fuck!
834
00:47:44,029 --> 00:47:45,572
Fuck! Fuck!
835
00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:50,827
Fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
836
00:47:53,163 --> 00:47:55,040
Thank you.
837
00:47:55,123 --> 00:47:56,625
Thank you very much.
838
00:47:56,708 --> 00:48:01,338
This concludes our very special episode
of Chucky.
839
00:48:02,047 --> 00:48:07,677
Tune in again next week as I continue
to torture those dipshit kids.
840
00:48:08,303 --> 00:48:12,474
Good night and sweet dreams.
Fuck, fuck, fu...