1 00:00:00,006 --> 00:00:01,451 Previously on "This Is Us"... 2 00:00:01,461 --> 00:00:02,912 - Toby. - Kate. 3 00:00:02,922 --> 00:00:04,731 I can't fall for a fat person right now. 4 00:00:04,741 --> 00:00:07,208 It's always gonna be about the weight for me, Toby. 5 00:00:07,218 --> 00:00:09,493 I'm done dieting, okay? 6 00:00:14,366 --> 00:00:15,683 Wait. 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,870 William: I wonder if I could check on him from time to time. 8 00:00:19,872 --> 00:00:20,908 No. 9 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:23,234 Hey, Mom! Hey, Miguel. 10 00:00:23,244 --> 00:00:24,926 I'm Rebecca. I'm Randall's mother. 11 00:00:24,928 --> 00:00:26,327 Very nice to meet you. 12 00:00:26,329 --> 00:00:28,212 Uh, nice to meet you as well. 13 00:00:28,214 --> 00:00:32,183 Beth: It's in the book of poems that Randall's had since he was a baby. 14 00:00:32,185 --> 00:00:34,535 The one I gave Rebecca back in the day. 15 00:00:34,537 --> 00:00:37,254 Beth: Rebecca, this is Beth. Yeah, um, so William just told me 16 00:00:37,256 --> 00:00:39,156 something really interesting. 17 00:00:39,158 --> 00:00:41,063 About the two of you. 18 00:00:42,161 --> 00:00:44,194 ♪ ♪ (stove clicking) 19 00:00:49,485 --> 00:00:51,068 ♪ Summer was gone ♪ 20 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:54,306 ♪ And the heat died down ♪ 21 00:00:54,316 --> 00:00:58,258 ♪ And autumn reached for her golden crown ♪ 22 00:00:58,260 --> 00:01:01,362 ♪ I looked behind as I heard a sigh ♪ 23 00:01:01,451 --> 00:01:03,013 ♪ But this was ♪ 24 00:01:03,015 --> 00:01:06,333 ♪ The time of no reply ♪ 25 00:01:06,335 --> 00:01:08,368 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:17,422 Randall: You will never defeat Shredder. 27 00:01:17,608 --> 00:01:19,363 - Get away, Shredder. - Boys. 28 00:01:19,744 --> 00:01:21,798 I just ironed those shirts. 29 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,352 No roughhousing until we get to Grandma and Grandpa's. 30 00:01:25,362 --> 00:01:27,528 And no roughhousing when we get to Grandma and Grandpa's, either. 31 00:01:27,538 --> 00:01:30,624 I want you to just sit there quietly, okay? Maybe mention 32 00:01:30,626 --> 00:01:33,093 what a good mom I am if it comes up naturally in conversation. 33 00:01:33,095 --> 00:01:36,680 Kate: I hate this stupid sweater. It's so itchy. 34 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:39,750 I know, baby doll, but Grandma knit it just for you. 35 00:01:39,752 --> 00:01:41,743 She didn't do a really good job. 36 00:01:41,753 --> 00:01:43,804 Randall: I hate going to Grandma and Grandpa's. 37 00:01:43,806 --> 00:01:46,071 Whenever we take pictures, they always say, 38 00:01:46,081 --> 00:01:48,972 "Okay, okay, now one with just the twins." 39 00:01:48,982 --> 00:01:52,000 I will talk to them about that. Again. 40 00:01:52,010 --> 00:01:55,966 Jack: Okay, get excited, people. Annual Thanksgiving road trip. 41 00:01:55,968 --> 00:01:57,900 I've got snacks. 42 00:01:57,910 --> 00:01:59,653 I got Cool Ranch. 43 00:01:59,655 --> 00:02:01,638 I've got Paul Simon. 44 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,139 - Now everyone, go pee. - We already peed. 45 00:02:04,149 --> 00:02:06,310 Go pee again, six-hour road trip, come on. 46 00:02:06,312 --> 00:02:08,745 - Go, go, go. Go, go, go. - But... but we already went. 47 00:02:08,747 --> 00:02:11,665 Don't get anything on your chinos, please. 48 00:02:11,667 --> 00:02:14,715 Do you hear me? They inherited your aim, Jack. 49 00:02:15,508 --> 00:02:17,601 (laughs) Hey, cranberry looks great. 50 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:20,123 I know. Great is not good enough, it has to be perfect. 51 00:02:20,125 --> 00:02:22,571 Because my sister's sweet potato pie is gonna be perfect, 52 00:02:22,581 --> 00:02:25,495 and I can't stand to hear my mother's passive-aggressive BS 53 00:02:25,497 --> 00:02:27,364 if my sauce is not absolutely perfect. 54 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:30,103 Perfect. Babe, it is perfect. 55 00:02:30,113 --> 00:02:32,252 It is, it's perfect. Or, as your mother would say, 56 00:02:32,254 --> 00:02:33,670 "Becky, it's to die for." (gasps) 57 00:02:33,672 --> 00:02:35,800 - Can I have the nutmeg, please? - Oh. Yeah. 58 00:02:35,810 --> 00:02:38,482 I'm sorry. I know this is not a fun way 59 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,327 - to spend the holiday. - Not fun? Are you kidding me? 60 00:02:40,329 --> 00:02:41,930 Listening to your sister's husband brag 61 00:02:41,940 --> 00:02:43,931 about his expensive CD player for three hours 62 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:46,547 is the definition of fun. 63 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,080 So, always thought that, 64 00:02:48,090 --> 00:02:51,204 when my folks die, we get to do our own thing, you know? 65 00:02:51,729 --> 00:02:55,125 Make up our own stupid traditions with the kids. 66 00:02:55,691 --> 00:02:59,442 That's because you're a very, very naive man. 67 00:02:59,452 --> 00:03:01,131 Yeah? Thank you. 68 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:03,784 (boys yelling, Rebecca screams) 69 00:03:04,571 --> 00:03:06,203 - Jack: Oh! - Oops. 70 00:03:06,205 --> 00:03:07,626 Okay, okay. 71 00:03:07,636 --> 00:03:09,171 - Boys, change, change, change. - Sorry. 72 00:03:09,181 --> 00:03:11,008 - Step over this and change. - Randall: Sorry. 73 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:12,893 Woman: For me it's cranberry sauce. 74 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:15,227 Sweet potatoes with marshmallow crust. 75 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,705 Bacon wrapped dates. 76 00:03:16,715 --> 00:03:20,083 Jell-O with the little pieces of fruit floating on the inside 77 00:03:20,085 --> 00:03:21,852 - and then whipped cream on top. - Oh! 78 00:03:21,854 --> 00:03:23,694 My weakness is stuffing. 79 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,789 - Mm. - I could eat a whole bowl of it, 80 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:29,159 but this is my first Thanksgiving since my gastric bypass surgery, 81 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:30,911 so my stomach's now the size of a walnut. 82 00:03:30,913 --> 00:03:34,014 Which means if I overdo it, I'll be holed up in the bathroom 83 00:03:34,016 --> 00:03:37,679 vomiting my guts out, while everybody else is watching football. (laughs) 84 00:03:37,689 --> 00:03:39,519 But, hey, I've lost 85 00:03:39,521 --> 00:03:41,216 30 pounds now so far. 86 00:03:41,226 --> 00:03:43,190 So, worth it. 87 00:03:43,192 --> 00:03:45,108 - Right? - Group Leader: Yes, 88 00:03:45,110 --> 00:03:46,443 yes it is. 89 00:03:46,445 --> 00:03:48,128 Now, for everybody else, 90 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:50,714 Thanksgiving is full of triggers. 91 00:03:50,716 --> 00:03:52,466 So we have to stay vigilant. 92 00:03:52,468 --> 00:03:54,098 But I know you guys can do it. 93 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:55,986 (clapping) 94 00:04:01,285 --> 00:04:03,196 (mouth full): This is great. 95 00:04:03,206 --> 00:04:04,545 Mm. 96 00:04:04,555 --> 00:04:06,663 So, Thanksgiving in New York. 97 00:04:07,132 --> 00:04:08,964 It's gonna be great. The Big Apple. 98 00:04:08,974 --> 00:04:10,657 I hope your mom likes me. 99 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:12,906 - Toby... - You know, what am I worried about? 100 00:04:12,916 --> 00:04:14,393 Parents love me, I'll tell them the story 101 00:04:14,403 --> 00:04:18,127 about the time I met Streisand. Parents love Streisand. 102 00:04:19,378 --> 00:04:22,245 (inhales deeply) 103 00:04:22,625 --> 00:04:25,065 I don't think that you should come with me to New York. 104 00:04:25,067 --> 00:04:26,565 (laughs) 105 00:04:26,575 --> 00:04:28,486 What? Why? Why not? 106 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:32,850 Because I think we should take a break. 107 00:04:33,836 --> 00:04:35,208 A... a break? 108 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:36,693 Mm-hmm. 109 00:04:37,122 --> 00:04:38,378 Why? 110 00:04:39,783 --> 00:04:42,130 Because I've been dreading this date. 111 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:46,053 Because I knew that you would eat that and I would eat this. 112 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:49,891 And because ever since you stopped dieting, I have felt weak. 113 00:04:49,901 --> 00:04:51,874 Oh, no, I was weak. 114 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:54,885 The other night I stuffed my face full of powdered donuts, 115 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:57,095 and then I cried myself to sleep. 116 00:05:00,393 --> 00:05:02,919 Yup. 117 00:05:03,316 --> 00:05:06,117 And, listen, if you don't want to lose weight, that's fine 118 00:05:06,127 --> 00:05:09,604 because that's your choice. 119 00:05:09,606 --> 00:05:10,805 (voice breaking): But I told... 120 00:05:10,807 --> 00:05:12,207 (clears throat) 121 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:14,192 I told you that when I met you, 122 00:05:14,194 --> 00:05:17,428 that I couldn't fall for a fat person. 123 00:05:17,430 --> 00:05:20,114 But you did. 124 00:05:20,116 --> 00:05:22,183 You fell-you fell for me. 125 00:05:23,979 --> 00:05:25,737 So now what? 126 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,439 You're just gonna throw me away? 127 00:05:37,124 --> 00:05:39,184 I used to watch romantic comedies 128 00:05:39,186 --> 00:05:43,288 where... the perfect, charming, Hugh-Grant-guy 129 00:05:43,290 --> 00:05:48,359 would bend over backwards for the woman that he loves. 130 00:05:48,361 --> 00:05:52,831 And I... would think, "If I could have that, 131 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,732 that I would be happy." 132 00:05:54,734 --> 00:05:56,718 And then I met you. 133 00:05:58,371 --> 00:06:00,772 (inhales deeply) 134 00:06:00,774 --> 00:06:02,257 And you were better than them. 135 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:05,309 You were better than my wildest dreams. (chuckles) 136 00:06:06,313 --> 00:06:07,779 Um... 137 00:06:07,781 --> 00:06:10,041 (clears throat, then sniffs) 138 00:06:10,517 --> 00:06:13,098 But I'm still not happy, Toby. 139 00:06:15,672 --> 00:06:19,190 Um, and it's not just about my weight. 140 00:06:19,192 --> 00:06:20,692 It's... 141 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:22,794 it's just... 142 00:06:22,796 --> 00:06:24,479 I've got to get a handle on myself, 143 00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:27,048 on the weight and on all of it. 144 00:06:27,050 --> 00:06:29,484 And I, um... 145 00:06:29,486 --> 00:06:33,805 God, I-I need that more than anything right now, and I want it. 146 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:35,823 I want it more than anything right now. 147 00:06:35,825 --> 00:06:38,676 (inhales deeply) 148 00:06:38,678 --> 00:06:39,844 (clears throat) 149 00:06:39,846 --> 00:06:42,113 Even more than me? 150 00:06:42,115 --> 00:06:44,115 ♪ ♪ 151 00:06:47,003 --> 00:06:48,920 (sniffs) 152 00:06:48,922 --> 00:06:52,056 (exhales slowly) 153 00:06:55,262 --> 00:06:58,412 Well, it sounds like you've made up your mind, so... 154 00:07:05,889 --> 00:07:07,889 (crying and sniffling) 155 00:07:13,658 --> 00:07:17,825 Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. We're back Monday at 10:00. 156 00:07:21,426 --> 00:07:24,639 Uh, Olivia, I'm guessing you probably don't celebrate Thanksgiving, right? 157 00:07:25,316 --> 00:07:27,880 My mum's American. 158 00:07:27,890 --> 00:07:30,545 I am definitely not getting together with relatives I hate 159 00:07:30,547 --> 00:07:32,931 so we can gorge ourselves on dry bird, 160 00:07:32,933 --> 00:07:34,565 while pretending that we'd ever have anything to do 161 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:37,248 with each other if we weren't related by blood. 162 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:39,854 Wow. So what are you gonna do then? 163 00:07:39,856 --> 00:07:42,290 I shall be going to my favorite dive bar in Sunset Park 164 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:43,858 where they'll be playing Rocky II. 165 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:45,310 Because they're always playing Rocky II, 166 00:07:45,312 --> 00:07:47,462 and I shall watch Rocky II with my favorite 167 00:07:47,464 --> 00:07:49,080 borderline senile bartender, Benny, 168 00:07:49,082 --> 00:07:51,416 whilst drinking three to five bourbons. 169 00:07:51,418 --> 00:07:53,260 Have a good break, Kevin. 170 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,355 You should celebrate Thanksgiving with me 171 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:57,996 and my family, if you, you know, if you want. 172 00:07:58,128 --> 00:07:59,173 Kevin. 173 00:07:59,175 --> 00:08:01,809 I'm not spending Thanksgiving in New Jersey 174 00:08:01,811 --> 00:08:04,629 meeting the walking slices of Wonder Bread 175 00:08:04,631 --> 00:08:07,243 responsible for... this. 176 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:13,387 Okay, Wonder Bread. Wow, all right, you are way off, sister. 177 00:08:13,397 --> 00:08:15,657 My family is, uh, we're like whatever the most interesting 178 00:08:15,659 --> 00:08:18,552 kind of bread would be... You know, we're like multigrain bread. 179 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:20,935 Except we're not that healthy. We're like, uh... 180 00:08:20,945 --> 00:08:22,130 we would be ciabatta bread. 181 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:24,803 That's what we are. Check this out. 182 00:08:25,297 --> 00:08:28,470 My mother is, uh, married to my dead dad's best friend. 183 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:30,521 I have a twin sister who is seriously overweight. 184 00:08:30,523 --> 00:08:32,473 And I have an adopted black brother 185 00:08:32,475 --> 00:08:35,743 who just recently reconnected with his biological father who is dying. 186 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:39,580 Now, don't you want to see that up close, huh? 187 00:08:40,232 --> 00:08:41,683 I mean, come on, you're the one always saying that 188 00:08:41,685 --> 00:08:43,801 the more time we spend together in our personal lives, 189 00:08:43,803 --> 00:08:45,866 the more it's gonna look like we're married on stage, right? 190 00:08:45,876 --> 00:08:47,739 So, there's that. 191 00:08:47,741 --> 00:08:51,759 Plus Rocky II is not the best Rocky... movie, is it? 192 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:54,518 - So... - Fine. 193 00:08:54,528 --> 00:08:56,428 Pick me up at noon tomorrow. 194 00:08:56,450 --> 00:08:58,985 Just like that... Oh, hey, um, you know, if we want to beat traffic... 195 00:08:58,995 --> 00:09:00,635 - Noon. - We'll do noon. 196 00:09:00,637 --> 00:09:02,637 ♪ ♪ 197 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:07,619 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~ 198 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:11,037 (alarm beeps, then plays "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon) 199 00:09:11,047 --> 00:09:12,853 (delighted grunts) 200 00:09:12,855 --> 00:09:16,432 (moans softly) 201 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:17,858 - Wake up, baby. - Mm? 202 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,392 - It's turkey day. - Mm-hmm. 203 00:09:19,394 --> 00:09:20,844 What, it's too early, babe. 204 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:22,712 Meet me in the kitchen in ten minutes. 205 00:09:22,714 --> 00:09:24,996 (both groan) 206 00:09:25,656 --> 00:09:26,846 Wake up! 207 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:29,352 ♪ Why am I soft in the middle ♪ 208 00:09:29,354 --> 00:09:31,605 ♪ The rest of my life is so hard ♪ 209 00:09:31,607 --> 00:09:33,490 ♪ I need a photo opportunity ♪ 210 00:09:33,492 --> 00:09:34,758 ♪ I want a shot at redemption ♪ 211 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,493 Wake up, my darlings! 212 00:09:36,495 --> 00:09:37,677 Hey. 213 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:40,046 Thanksgiving prep starts in nine minutes. 214 00:09:40,048 --> 00:09:41,264 Kitchen! Let's go! 215 00:09:41,266 --> 00:09:42,666 ♪ Dogs in the moonlight ♪ 216 00:09:42,668 --> 00:09:44,067 ♪ Far away ♪ 217 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:47,337 Hey. Wake up, old man. It's Thanksgiving. 218 00:09:47,339 --> 00:09:49,356 Meet me in the kitchen in eight minutes, come on. 219 00:09:49,358 --> 00:09:51,258 Okay, okay, okay. 220 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:54,194 (groans) 221 00:09:54,196 --> 00:09:55,328 ♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪ 222 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,513 ♪ I can be your long... ♪ 223 00:09:56,515 --> 00:09:58,064 - Wake up, Kevin! - Oh! Oh, my God! 224 00:09:58,066 --> 00:09:59,833 Report to kitchen in T-minus seven minutes. 225 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:02,002 - Come on. - (Randall humming) 226 00:10:02,004 --> 00:10:04,221 Yeah, no, it's good because it's time to get up anyway. 227 00:10:04,223 --> 00:10:06,373 ♪ You can call me Al ♪ 228 00:10:08,427 --> 00:10:11,912 ♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪ 229 00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:14,714 ♪ Ooh ♪ 230 00:10:16,001 --> 00:10:17,734 ♪ I can call you Betty ♪ 231 00:10:17,736 --> 00:10:21,321 ♪ Ooh... ♪ 232 00:10:24,556 --> 00:10:26,076 Hey, finally, some help. 233 00:10:26,078 --> 00:10:28,519 - You're on potato duty. - Oh, nice. 234 00:10:28,616 --> 00:10:30,797 What, is that your potato mashing jacket? 235 00:10:30,799 --> 00:10:33,216 (chuckles) Uh, sorry I can't help you. 236 00:10:33,218 --> 00:10:35,032 I got to pick up Olivia. I need the keys. 237 00:10:35,042 --> 00:10:37,285 (sighs) It's hanging up on the wall, man, right there. 238 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:40,840 So, when do, uh, 239 00:10:40,842 --> 00:10:44,594 Mom and Miguel get here? Mom and Miguel get here any minute. 240 00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:45,979 He's our stepdad, not ISIS. 241 00:10:45,981 --> 00:10:47,497 - Oh. - Hey, don't forget you're in charge 242 00:10:47,499 --> 00:10:48,982 - of picking up the hot dogs. - I have hot dogs, 243 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,500 - Kraft singles and the saltines. - Yeah. 244 00:10:50,502 --> 00:10:52,402 It's not my first Pearson Thanksgiving. 245 00:10:52,404 --> 00:10:55,178 (in British accent): Excited to meet your girlfriend. 246 00:10:59,378 --> 00:11:00,927 Okay, Olivia's not my girlfriend, okay... 247 00:11:00,929 --> 00:11:02,445 - Okay. - ...and you're gonna be cool. 248 00:11:02,447 --> 00:11:03,780 Randall, look it, eye contact, please. 249 00:11:03,790 --> 00:11:05,304 - You're gonna be cool, right? - Oh, baby, I'm as cool 250 00:11:05,314 --> 00:11:07,834 as the other side of the pillow. You feel me? 251 00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:10,854 Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. You're not allowed to talk to her. 252 00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:12,522 Cause she'll want me? 253 00:11:12,524 --> 00:11:14,024 She'll want me so bad. 254 00:11:14,026 --> 00:11:16,243 Thanksgiving Dad is a hot dad. 255 00:11:16,245 --> 00:11:17,527 - Jesus. - Watch it. 256 00:11:17,529 --> 00:11:18,695 Ah. 257 00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,380 - See you in a minute. - All right. 258 00:11:20,382 --> 00:11:23,266 Hey! There's my turkey team. 259 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,985 Little turkey, medium turkey, 260 00:11:24,987 --> 00:11:26,636 you guys go up to the attic and bring down 261 00:11:26,638 --> 00:11:28,634 the Thanksgiving picnic blankets, please. 262 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,940 - Okay. - On it! 263 00:11:29,942 --> 00:11:31,141 All right. 264 00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:32,525 - Big... - You call me big turkey... 265 00:11:32,527 --> 00:11:35,161 beautiful, brown eyes. 266 00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:36,463 Mm-hmm, better. 267 00:11:36,465 --> 00:11:39,049 Would you be so kind as to hook up the VCR 268 00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:40,450 so we can watch the movie later, please? 269 00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:41,952 Yes, give me a minute. 270 00:11:41,954 --> 00:11:43,325 - Okay. - VCR? 271 00:11:43,335 --> 00:11:45,288 Even I'm too young to use a VCR. 272 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:48,725 Hey, Pearson Thanksgiving is a whole thing, all right? You'll see. 273 00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:50,243 - All right. - Hey, William, 274 00:11:50,245 --> 00:11:52,062 - you know your way around a yam? - Of course. 275 00:11:52,064 --> 00:11:54,164 - Let me at them yams. - Thank God. 276 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:55,265 (groans) 277 00:11:55,267 --> 00:11:56,700 - (coughs) - Whoa, whoa. 278 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:57,968 - You okay? - William: Oh, I'm fine. 279 00:11:57,970 --> 00:11:59,169 Just dying. (laughs) 280 00:11:59,171 --> 00:12:00,382 - You know what? - (groans) 281 00:12:00,392 --> 00:12:01,972 - On second thought... - No, I could do it. 282 00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:03,590 I could... today you are on relaxation duty. 283 00:12:03,592 --> 00:12:04,824 - Randall, I can get the potatoes. - It's all good. 284 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:06,501 We will take care of everything. 285 00:12:06,511 --> 00:12:08,261 - You sure? - I'm positive. It's all good. 286 00:12:08,263 --> 00:12:10,834 - All right. - Man, I am pumped. 287 00:12:10,844 --> 00:12:14,250 My mom and biological father eating at the same table? 288 00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,903 How great is this?! 289 00:12:17,626 --> 00:12:18,982 - Beth? - Huh? 290 00:12:18,992 --> 00:12:20,284 Isn't this great? 291 00:12:20,294 --> 00:12:21,725 - Mm-hmm. - (doorbell rings) 292 00:12:21,727 --> 00:12:24,944 - Okay, let me get that. Be right back. - Okay. 293 00:12:24,946 --> 00:12:26,158 What's with her? 294 00:12:26,168 --> 00:12:27,998 - I have no idea. - Huh. 295 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,899 - Hey, guys! - Hey. 296 00:12:29,901 --> 00:12:32,456 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Oh, Happy Thanksgiving. 297 00:12:32,466 --> 00:12:34,738 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 298 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:36,306 It already smells so good in here. 299 00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:37,745 - It does. - Oh, these look so good. 300 00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:39,453 You want to put these in the kitchen for us? 301 00:12:39,463 --> 00:12:41,878 - Absolutely. On my way. - Good. 302 00:12:46,405 --> 00:12:48,284 I know you've been avoiding my calls. 303 00:12:48,286 --> 00:12:49,519 No, that's silly, 304 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:51,221 I've just been busy. 305 00:12:51,223 --> 00:12:54,174 Rebecca, I don't know how things work 306 00:12:54,176 --> 00:12:56,026 in your marriage, okay? 307 00:12:56,028 --> 00:12:57,531 I don't know. 308 00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:00,080 But in mine, we don't keep secrets. 309 00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:04,517 And for the past three days, I've had to hold onto a whopper. 310 00:13:05,077 --> 00:13:08,455 You and William have known each other for Randall's entire life 311 00:13:08,457 --> 00:13:10,023 and you kept that from him? 312 00:13:10,025 --> 00:13:12,525 I know. I'm gonna tell him at some point. 313 00:13:12,527 --> 00:13:14,044 No, I need you to tell him today. 314 00:13:14,046 --> 00:13:16,631 I'm not... I'm not telling him today. 315 00:13:16,808 --> 00:13:18,578 Not on Thanksgiving. 316 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:20,350 Beth... 317 00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:24,454 - I will do it in my own time. - You have had enough time. 318 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:28,091 I need you to find the time to do it before you leave this house tonight... 319 00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:30,276 - or I will. - Randall: There she is. 320 00:13:30,278 --> 00:13:31,928 - Hey, Mom. - Hey. 321 00:13:31,930 --> 00:13:34,781 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving, my love. 322 00:13:34,783 --> 00:13:36,149 (chuckles) Wel... good to see you. 323 00:13:36,151 --> 00:13:37,801 - I'm sorry, I've been cooking. - No. 324 00:13:37,803 --> 00:13:39,202 Don't want to get anything on you. I got to go finish. 325 00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,654 - Just got to keep going. - No, no, I'm here to help chop. 326 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:44,941 Randall: I'll take it off. Thank you very much. 327 00:13:44,943 --> 00:13:46,760 ♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪ 328 00:13:46,762 --> 00:13:49,729 ♪ I can be your long lost pal... ♪ 329 00:13:49,731 --> 00:13:51,915 How is it already 4:00? 330 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,033 Well, we spent the last two hours 331 00:13:54,035 --> 00:13:55,685 grocery store hopping, searching 332 00:13:55,687 --> 00:13:58,071 for the perfect cranberry sauce... which we found. 333 00:13:58,073 --> 00:14:01,784 - So, obviously worth it. - This sweater's so itchy. 334 00:14:01,794 --> 00:14:04,677 - Get your elbow out of my face! - You know what? No talking, 335 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,463 just listen to Graceland. 336 00:14:06,465 --> 00:14:09,015 We've already listened to Graceland like five times. 337 00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,598 Yeah. We get it, Dad. We can call him Al. 338 00:14:13,097 --> 00:14:15,071 - Oh! - (screams) 339 00:14:16,742 --> 00:14:18,475 Oh! 340 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:20,827 - Are you okay? - Everyone okay? 341 00:14:20,829 --> 00:14:23,346 - Yeah. - Rebecca: Breathe, breathe, breathe. 342 00:14:23,348 --> 00:14:24,797 (Rebecca whooshes) 343 00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:27,400 We're okay. 344 00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,768 It's okay. 345 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,587 Newsman: Welcome back to the parade... 346 00:14:30,589 --> 00:14:32,238 Look at that. Ooh. 347 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,724 51 degrees in New York City. 348 00:14:34,726 --> 00:14:37,277 Rebecca: So, how are things with the new assistant working out? 349 00:14:37,279 --> 00:14:38,645 Uh, Kelsey? 350 00:14:38,647 --> 00:14:39,679 - Yeah. - Right? 351 00:14:39,681 --> 00:14:40,811 Uh, not great. 352 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,083 She's been adding little one-liners to her e-mail signature. 353 00:14:44,085 --> 00:14:48,054 Monday's was, "If the glass is half-empty, add tequila." 354 00:14:48,056 --> 00:14:49,255 She sounds fun. 355 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:52,357 Yeah, she sent that to the president of Chase Bank. 356 00:14:52,844 --> 00:14:54,844 - Hey, sweetheart, um... - Hmm? 357 00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:58,675 We should find some time to try and talk today. 358 00:14:58,685 --> 00:15:00,767 - Kevin: Hello, hello. - That's Kevin and his date. 359 00:15:00,777 --> 00:15:02,502 - Kevin: Girls? - Let's go say hi. To be continued. 360 00:15:02,504 --> 00:15:04,737 - Annie: Hey, Uncle Kevin. - Kevin: How are you? 361 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,189 - Good. - Good to see you, all right. 362 00:15:06,191 --> 00:15:07,340 - Got my keys? - Yup. 363 00:15:07,342 --> 00:15:08,892 Thank you. Hey, how you doing? 364 00:15:08,894 --> 00:15:10,059 - Mom. - Hello, sweetheart. 365 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:12,378 - How are you? - Happy Thanksgiving. 366 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:14,063 Kevin: Happy Thanksgiving, good to see you. 367 00:15:14,065 --> 00:15:15,665 - It's good to see you. - Miguel: Hey. 368 00:15:15,902 --> 00:15:17,083 - Miguel. - Kevin. 369 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:19,085 - Yep. - How's, uh, the play going? 370 00:15:19,087 --> 00:15:20,720 Having fun at rehearsals? 371 00:15:20,722 --> 00:15:22,622 Fun? (chuckles) 372 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:25,708 No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun. It's emotionally brutal work. 373 00:15:25,710 --> 00:15:27,304 - But thank you for asking. - Kevin. 374 00:15:27,314 --> 00:15:29,596 Okay. Look, uh, this is, oh, Olivia. 375 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:31,498 - Hi... Hello. - Kevin: Yeah. 376 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,665 - You're pretty. - Thank you. 377 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:36,499 You look like Katy Perry. 378 00:15:36,509 --> 00:15:39,433 Uh, this is Tess and Annie and you've met my brother, Randall. 379 00:15:39,443 --> 00:15:40,680 The adopted one. 380 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,492 - Yeah. - (Kevin clears throat) 381 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:46,029 - Hi, Olivia. I'm Rebecca. - Hi. 382 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,972 Randall and Kevin's mother. Really glad you could 383 00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:49,299 join us for Thanksgiving. 384 00:15:49,301 --> 00:15:50,783 Well, thank you so much for having me. 385 00:15:50,785 --> 00:15:53,878 I mean, I hate Thanksgiving, but still. 386 00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:56,439 - You're very welcome. - Randall: Everyone, uh, 387 00:15:56,441 --> 00:15:57,540 - get our shoes on. - Good idea. 388 00:15:57,542 --> 00:16:01,137 Time to get our hike on. Hey, uh, Beth, William, let's go. 389 00:16:01,147 --> 00:16:02,946 Well, we don't do the hike, do we? 390 00:16:02,948 --> 00:16:05,331 Oh, absolutely. Pearson Family tradition. 391 00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,734 You're gonna love it. (laughs) 392 00:16:07,736 --> 00:16:09,752 You're gonna love it. 393 00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:13,729 You're not. You're not gon... You're gonna, you're gonna tolerate it. 394 00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,934 What's exciting, The guy doing the sets won a Tony. 395 00:16:15,944 --> 00:16:17,558 - Rebecca: Really? - Kevin: Yeah. 396 00:16:17,568 --> 00:16:19,762 - Rebecca: That is so great. - Right? 397 00:16:19,764 --> 00:16:22,999 What is the, uh, the name of the play again? 398 00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,701 (scoffs) 399 00:16:24,703 --> 00:16:26,135 What? Are you serious? 400 00:16:26,137 --> 00:16:27,470 - The Back of an Egg. - Back of an Egg. 401 00:16:27,472 --> 00:16:28,844 Yeah, Mom, I told you like eight times. 402 00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,915 I know, I know, I'm sorry. I just, uh... 403 00:16:30,925 --> 00:16:33,226 Grandma and Grandpa, Tess found a dead bird. 404 00:16:33,228 --> 00:16:34,921 Oh, don't touch it. Here, show me where. 405 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:36,658 - Come see! - Okay, come show it to me. 406 00:16:36,668 --> 00:16:40,217 So, your parents, they don't mind you skipping Thanksgiving? 407 00:16:40,543 --> 00:16:42,752 - No. - Really? 408 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,325 My mom used to make very elaborate Thanksgivings. 409 00:16:46,335 --> 00:16:48,725 She'd even make three kinds of pie. 410 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:52,662 The right kind of pie could save us from our miserable selves. 411 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,477 Then, inevitably, Dad's beeper would go off, 412 00:16:55,487 --> 00:16:58,395 and he'd pretend it was the hospital, 413 00:16:58,405 --> 00:17:01,888 even though we all knew he was banging some nurse. 414 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,990 And Mom would get sad... 415 00:17:03,992 --> 00:17:06,984 and drunk and angry. 416 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,830 You know, the funny thing is, we had all those pies 417 00:17:10,832 --> 00:17:14,854 and I don't think we ever once made it to dessert. 418 00:17:15,233 --> 00:17:18,588 It pissed me off 'cause I really like pie. 419 00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,707 No, no. Relax, relax. 420 00:17:20,709 --> 00:17:22,842 - Have a seat. - All right. 421 00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,827 (groans) 422 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:31,111 You know, I can go get the car. 423 00:17:31,121 --> 00:17:34,252 No, no, no, no, no. Just give me a minute. 424 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:35,635 Okay. 425 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,855 Hey, what'd you used to do for Thanksgiving? 426 00:17:40,865 --> 00:17:43,122 Oh, I'd spend it with my sober friends. 427 00:17:43,132 --> 00:17:45,093 - Cats I met in the meetings. - Mmm. 428 00:17:45,103 --> 00:17:47,058 A lot of 'em are musicians. 429 00:17:47,278 --> 00:17:48,667 Most of us didn't have family. 430 00:17:48,677 --> 00:17:51,460 None we were on speaking terms with, anyway. 431 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,735 So we'd have a big potluck. 432 00:17:53,745 --> 00:17:56,463 Everyone would bring their instruments, and we'd jam all night. 433 00:17:56,473 --> 00:17:58,013 - Really? - Oh, yeah. 434 00:17:58,023 --> 00:18:00,976 Otis Redding, Muddy Waters, you name it. 435 00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,617 One of the guys had an old tape player. 436 00:18:02,627 --> 00:18:05,468 He would record us for posterity. 437 00:18:06,545 --> 00:18:09,939 Hmm. I was too sick to attend last year's, so... 438 00:18:09,941 --> 00:18:12,627 I started a whole new Thanksgiving tradition. 439 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,273 I'd listen to those tapes, 440 00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:18,114 and eat an entire Marie Callender's "pee-can" pie. 441 00:18:18,116 --> 00:18:19,315 (both laughing) 442 00:18:19,317 --> 00:18:21,417 Or "puh-kahn" pie. 443 00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:26,863 Oh, man, I wish I would have packed those tapes. 444 00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:28,975 Oh, well. 445 00:18:29,321 --> 00:18:31,728 (sighs) 446 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:34,364 How long did you say this hike was? 447 00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,817 Exactly 3.4 miles. 448 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,305 Rebecca: Jack, it's gonna get dark soon. 449 00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:44,957 What do we do now? 450 00:18:44,959 --> 00:18:48,177 (exhales) 451 00:18:49,626 --> 00:18:50,983 Now we walk. 452 00:18:52,053 --> 00:18:53,783 - Kate: What? - Guys. 453 00:18:53,785 --> 00:18:56,006 Come on. It'll be like a fun little hike. 454 00:18:56,016 --> 00:18:57,343 Mom. 455 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,140 (groaning) 456 00:19:05,673 --> 00:19:06,837 Hey, Randall. 457 00:19:06,839 --> 00:19:08,797 They're finally letting us on the plane, 458 00:19:08,807 --> 00:19:10,308 four hours later. 459 00:19:10,310 --> 00:19:12,777 Um, so I'm gonna miss the movie. 460 00:19:12,779 --> 00:19:15,329 But I should make it in time for dinner. 461 00:19:15,872 --> 00:19:17,448 It's just gonna be me. 462 00:19:17,450 --> 00:19:19,217 I'll explain later. 463 00:19:19,219 --> 00:19:20,841 Okay, bye. 464 00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:37,184 Don't worry, I bought both these seats. 465 00:19:38,037 --> 00:19:40,021 (slight laugh) 466 00:19:41,641 --> 00:19:43,207 Here's your seat belt extender. 467 00:19:43,209 --> 00:19:45,293 - Let's get you strapped in. - Oh, I-I got it. 468 00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:47,195 - Thank you. - You welcome. 469 00:19:53,528 --> 00:19:56,127 Pilot: Hi, folks, this your captain speaking. 470 00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,798 We've got a bit of a wait ahead of us, 471 00:19:57,808 --> 00:20:00,426 as we are 12th in line for takeoff. 472 00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:02,927 Rebecca: How are we not there yet? 473 00:20:02,929 --> 00:20:05,568 I feel like we've been walking for days. 474 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:08,238 Kevin: What was that sound? 475 00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,234 Oh, that's probably just an animal in the woods. 476 00:20:10,236 --> 00:20:11,802 - What? - Seriously? 477 00:20:11,804 --> 00:20:13,204 There are animals in the woods? 478 00:20:13,206 --> 00:20:15,189 Rebecca: Okay, okay, guys, I have an idea. 479 00:20:15,191 --> 00:20:18,586 Why don't we play a game? 480 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,128 - Called The Thanksgiving Game? - Jack: Great idea. 481 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:24,765 Everyone is going to tell us 482 00:20:24,767 --> 00:20:27,551 what their Thanksgiving is gonna be like when they grow up. 483 00:20:27,553 --> 00:20:29,048 - Kev, you start. - Easy. 484 00:20:29,058 --> 00:20:30,755 I'm gonna be a quarterback for the Steelers. 485 00:20:30,757 --> 00:20:32,523 I'll play a big game on Thanksgiving, 486 00:20:32,525 --> 00:20:34,265 then go home and eat an entire turkey. 487 00:20:34,275 --> 00:20:35,826 All right, you've given that some real thought. 488 00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:37,561 Rebecca: Randall, what about you, bud, what are you gonna do? 489 00:20:37,563 --> 00:20:39,613 I'm not gonna celebrate Thanksgiving. 490 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:40,781 Why not? 491 00:20:40,783 --> 00:20:42,295 When you're a grown up, 492 00:20:42,524 --> 00:20:44,427 you don't have to do stuff you hate. 493 00:20:44,437 --> 00:20:46,454 Kevin: I didn't know no Thanksgiving was an option. 494 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,819 - I'm not doing it either. - Me, neither. 495 00:20:48,829 --> 00:20:51,759 - I hate Thanksgiving. - You guys, come on. 496 00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:54,745 Grandma and Grandpa aren't that bad. 497 00:20:55,493 --> 00:20:57,801 - What? - It's not just them. 498 00:20:57,933 --> 00:20:59,350 It's you. 499 00:21:01,675 --> 00:21:04,188 You're always mean when we're at their house and... 500 00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:06,123 you always have this weird... 501 00:21:06,125 --> 00:21:07,608 - and high voice. - Jack: Okay. 502 00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,727 Okay. Don't listen to 'em. 503 00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:11,228 Kids are delusional from the cold. 504 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,446 - Keep walking. - Randall: The cold? 505 00:21:12,448 --> 00:21:14,355 Zip it, you. 506 00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:18,019 Come on, don't listen to 'em. 507 00:21:18,021 --> 00:21:19,737 Come on. 508 00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:21,969 (door opens) 509 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:24,884 Okay, everybody get cider, movie starts in ten. 510 00:21:24,894 --> 00:21:27,395 Okay. Jackets off, girls. 511 00:21:31,884 --> 00:21:34,610 Hey, um, I'm gonna run to William's apartment real quick. 512 00:21:34,620 --> 00:21:35,455 What? 513 00:21:35,465 --> 00:21:37,389 No, I know, I know. But I'll be back before the movie's over. 514 00:21:37,399 --> 00:21:39,724 - You got to keep an eye on the turkey. - No. I mean, why are you...? 515 00:21:39,726 --> 00:21:42,295 Look, he's... he's got these tapes of him and his friends 516 00:21:42,305 --> 00:21:43,877 playing music, and listening to them 517 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,933 is kind of his Thanksgiving thing. 518 00:21:45,943 --> 00:21:47,735 You're gonna drive two hours 519 00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:49,183 - to go pick up some tapes? - I think... 520 00:21:49,185 --> 00:21:53,070 - That's a little extreme. - this may be his last Thanksgiving, Beth. 521 00:21:54,587 --> 00:21:56,939 Yeah, so that's why you need to get your ass on the road. 522 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,353 - Hurry up. - Thank you. 523 00:21:59,908 --> 00:22:02,763 - Daddy, is it time to start the movie? - Yep. You guys 524 00:22:02,765 --> 00:22:05,066 watch it without me. Uh, Daddy's got to run a quick errand. 525 00:22:05,068 --> 00:22:07,695 Oh, but you, uh, you love Police Academy III. 526 00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,497 I know. That Steve Guttenberg gets me every time. 527 00:22:10,507 --> 00:22:13,039 Why don't I come with you and keep you company? 528 00:22:13,049 --> 00:22:15,543 And miss the movie? That's your favorite Thanksgiving tradition. 529 00:22:15,545 --> 00:22:18,546 No, ma'am. I'll be fine. Oh, um, Kate got a new flight. 530 00:22:18,548 --> 00:22:20,364 She'll be here just in time for dinner. 531 00:22:20,366 --> 00:22:23,401 She's not bringing the boyfriend. Sounds like drama. 532 00:22:23,403 --> 00:22:25,647 Don't know what happened. All right. Bye. See you. 533 00:22:25,657 --> 00:22:27,238 I'll see you soon, William. 534 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,590 (door opens) 535 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,541 - Rebecca: I will go get you some cider. - (door closes) 536 00:22:30,543 --> 00:22:31,976 Miguel: Thank you, honey. 537 00:22:34,343 --> 00:22:35,545 Hey. 538 00:22:36,338 --> 00:22:37,612 Hey. 539 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,650 So, I, uh... 540 00:22:40,417 --> 00:22:41,552 I know that you and Thanksgiving 541 00:22:41,554 --> 00:22:43,370 have a... somewhat of a spotty past, 542 00:22:43,372 --> 00:22:46,090 but, um... I wanted you to know 543 00:22:46,092 --> 00:22:49,059 that no matter what happens this year, 544 00:22:49,061 --> 00:22:51,462 you're gonna make it to the pie. 545 00:22:51,464 --> 00:22:53,564 (Police Academy music playing) 546 00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,537 - Miguel: Hey, Kevin. - Yeah... 547 00:22:59,539 --> 00:23:01,005 Hey. 548 00:23:01,007 --> 00:23:02,406 Uh... 549 00:23:02,734 --> 00:23:04,859 I was just kind of wondering if... 550 00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:07,765 maybe this year, I could wear the hat? 551 00:23:09,148 --> 00:23:11,733 - Oh, you want to wear the hat? - Yeah, I do. 552 00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:13,551 Every year we do your family's traditions, 553 00:23:13,553 --> 00:23:15,432 which is fine. I-I enjoy them. 554 00:23:15,442 --> 00:23:18,005 But I think it would be nice if just once 555 00:23:18,007 --> 00:23:21,252 I got to wear the hat for Tess and Annie. 556 00:23:21,649 --> 00:23:23,343 Well, uh, gee. 557 00:23:24,030 --> 00:23:25,713 (grunts) Miguel, that's not gonna happen. 558 00:23:25,715 --> 00:23:28,364 See, my... my dad wore the hat. 559 00:23:28,779 --> 00:23:31,337 And now Randall and I wear the hat. We take turns 560 00:23:31,347 --> 00:23:32,736 wearing the hat. This year it's my turn 561 00:23:32,738 --> 00:23:34,751 to wear the hat. So... you know, 562 00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:35,927 no dice. 563 00:23:35,937 --> 00:23:37,158 Okay. 564 00:23:41,188 --> 00:23:43,464 Can you believe that guy? Wants to wear the hat. I wear the hat 565 00:23:43,466 --> 00:23:46,395 and Randall wears the hat. That's how we do it. 566 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:48,802 I'm sorry. I can't do this. 567 00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:52,701 Can't do what? 568 00:23:55,261 --> 00:23:57,673 I can't be who you want me to be. 569 00:23:57,683 --> 00:23:59,712 - I should... I should go. - (door closes) 570 00:23:59,722 --> 00:24:03,633 - What? Hold on. Wait a minute. - Please, don't try to stop me. 571 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:07,343 And please stop trying to see something in me that isn't there. 572 00:24:08,909 --> 00:24:10,478 Olivia... 573 00:24:15,301 --> 00:24:17,565 - Hey, I see something. - What? 574 00:24:17,567 --> 00:24:18,883 Jack: There it is. 575 00:24:18,885 --> 00:24:19,917 - Randall: Oh, yes! - Kevin: Oh, yeah! 576 00:24:19,919 --> 00:24:21,185 - Come on. - Thank you! 577 00:24:21,187 --> 00:24:22,553 Are they gonna get us a tow truck in there? 578 00:24:22,555 --> 00:24:25,072 Yes, baby, because it's a Thanksgiving miracle! 579 00:24:25,074 --> 00:24:26,549 - Rebecca: Come on. - Kate: Yay! 580 00:24:26,559 --> 00:24:27,941 Jack: Come on. 581 00:24:27,943 --> 00:24:31,061 Yeah. I can't get you a tow truck tonight. 582 00:24:32,214 --> 00:24:33,621 Why not? 583 00:24:35,356 --> 00:24:38,362 Because it's Thanksgiving. Everything's closed. 584 00:24:38,372 --> 00:24:40,003 If I were you, I'd just call someone to pick you up 585 00:24:40,005 --> 00:24:42,055 and deal with the car in the morning. 586 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:44,842 Okay. Why don't you get the kids some snacks 587 00:24:44,852 --> 00:24:47,628 to tide them over, and I will go call my parents. 588 00:24:48,764 --> 00:24:51,812 Jack: Go sit in the booth. Come on. Sit down. 589 00:24:53,235 --> 00:24:55,385 (exhales) 590 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,300 - Could we get... those hot dogs to go? - (phone rings) 591 00:25:02,394 --> 00:25:04,781 Hi, Mom. It's me. 592 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:09,566 Yeah, I know what time it is. I'm sorry. We had a tire blow out. 593 00:25:10,555 --> 00:25:14,555 Yeah. Everybody's okay. We're fine. We're okay. 594 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,676 I didn't call you sooner because I couldn't call you sooner. 595 00:25:17,686 --> 00:25:19,632 That's why I'm calling you now. 596 00:25:19,642 --> 00:25:21,862 I know how hard you work to prepare dinner, Mom. 597 00:25:21,864 --> 00:25:24,448 Do you really think that we wanted to drive through a fence? 598 00:25:24,450 --> 00:25:27,217 Can you just have Dad come and... 599 00:25:27,219 --> 00:25:28,535 (sighs) 600 00:25:31,724 --> 00:25:32,856 No. 601 00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:34,908 No, no, no, no, no. I am not gonna 602 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:36,977 subject my kids to that this year. 603 00:25:36,979 --> 00:25:38,378 So... 604 00:25:39,231 --> 00:25:40,981 we're not coming. 605 00:25:41,568 --> 00:25:43,643 We're not coming anymore. 606 00:25:44,295 --> 00:25:45,852 Sorry. 607 00:25:47,117 --> 00:25:48,949 - Hmm. - Okay. 608 00:25:50,059 --> 00:25:51,875 So, what's the new plan? 609 00:25:51,877 --> 00:25:53,110 (sighs) 610 00:25:56,828 --> 00:25:59,305 Uh, I guess we're having Thanksgiving 611 00:25:59,315 --> 00:26:01,034 - at the Pinewood Lodge. - Pinewood Lodge. 612 00:26:01,036 --> 00:26:03,170 I love it. I love it. 613 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:05,756 I love it. 614 00:26:06,046 --> 00:26:08,609 I can't believe I just did that. 615 00:26:09,409 --> 00:26:11,112 - I really did that. - We'll worry about it later. You did. 616 00:26:11,122 --> 00:26:13,146 Jack: Let's get the kids. 617 00:26:17,646 --> 00:26:19,892 I just came out for some air. 618 00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,007 I'm waiting for my Uber. 619 00:26:23,484 --> 00:26:25,309 I don't know what that is. 620 00:26:34,938 --> 00:26:36,991 How does it feel to be dying? 621 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:49,082 It feels... 622 00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:54,780 like all these beautiful pieces of life are flying around me and... 623 00:26:54,992 --> 00:26:57,307 I'm trying to catch them. 624 00:26:59,648 --> 00:27:01,812 When my granddaughter falls asleep in my lap, 625 00:27:02,534 --> 00:27:06,458 I try to catch the feeling of her breathing against me. 626 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:09,134 And when I make my son laugh, 627 00:27:09,310 --> 00:27:12,723 I try to catch the sound of him laughing. 628 00:27:12,725 --> 00:27:15,158 How it rolls up from his chest. 629 00:27:18,894 --> 00:27:23,433 But the pieces are moving faster now, and I can't catch them all. 630 00:27:23,934 --> 00:27:26,834 I can feel them slipping through my fingertips. 631 00:27:28,036 --> 00:27:30,814 And soon where there used to be my granddaughter breathing 632 00:27:30,824 --> 00:27:34,313 and my son laughing, there will be... 633 00:27:34,718 --> 00:27:35,929 nothing. 634 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,136 (quietly): Oh. 635 00:27:42,044 --> 00:27:45,430 I know it feels like you have all the time in the world. 636 00:27:45,677 --> 00:27:47,841 But you don't. 637 00:27:48,217 --> 00:27:50,552 So, stop playing it so cool. 638 00:27:50,825 --> 00:27:53,159 Catch the moments of your life. 639 00:27:53,161 --> 00:27:56,579 Catch them while you're young and quick. 640 00:27:56,581 --> 00:27:59,415 Because sooner than you know it, you'll be old. 641 00:28:00,124 --> 00:28:01,817 And slow. 642 00:28:02,259 --> 00:28:04,920 And there'll be no more of them to catch. 643 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:11,527 And when a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, 644 00:28:11,529 --> 00:28:13,125 say thank you. 645 00:28:15,900 --> 00:28:17,900 ♪ ♪ 646 00:28:17,902 --> 00:28:20,603 (wind whistling) 647 00:28:22,457 --> 00:28:24,473 (pops top) 648 00:28:42,397 --> 00:28:44,260 Thank you for the pie. 649 00:28:52,103 --> 00:28:53,335 (chuckling) 650 00:28:54,479 --> 00:28:56,021 Such a good movie. 651 00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:58,357 By far the best Police Academy. 652 00:28:58,359 --> 00:29:00,426 (tires screeching on TV) 653 00:29:00,428 --> 00:29:02,978 (woman shrieks on TV) 654 00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:08,834 Woman on TV: Go get it! 655 00:29:13,475 --> 00:29:14,844 Hi. 656 00:29:15,576 --> 00:29:17,126 The name's Pilgrim Rick. 657 00:29:17,128 --> 00:29:20,095 I take it you come in search of lodging. 658 00:29:21,447 --> 00:29:23,866 You're doing a bit. You're doing a bit... 659 00:29:23,868 --> 00:29:25,484 Uh, yeah. 660 00:29:25,486 --> 00:29:27,720 We're... we're in search of lodging. 661 00:29:28,371 --> 00:29:29,672 I needed a warm bed, too, 662 00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:32,875 when I finally made my way off the Mayflower. 663 00:29:33,127 --> 00:29:35,528 Do you know about the Mayflower, little kiddies? 664 00:29:35,530 --> 00:29:38,330 Rebecca: Uh, yep. They do know all about 665 00:29:38,332 --> 00:29:40,090 - the Mayflower. - Uh, we'll just... we'll take 666 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,684 your finest room, Rick. 667 00:29:44,131 --> 00:29:45,454 Pilgrim Rick. 668 00:29:47,592 --> 00:29:49,942 (crickets chirping, owl hooting) 669 00:29:51,811 --> 00:29:53,445 Be careful. 670 00:29:55,768 --> 00:29:56,925 Oh. 671 00:29:56,935 --> 00:29:58,908 (children groaning) 672 00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:01,403 Yeah, I got it, I got it. 673 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,255 Is that real? 674 00:30:03,257 --> 00:30:05,241 No, of course not. 675 00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:07,243 Why is it so hot in here? 676 00:30:08,092 --> 00:30:11,247 Because the furnace is on high. 677 00:30:13,273 --> 00:30:16,029 The furnace is stuck on high, Jack. 678 00:30:16,039 --> 00:30:18,237 Mom, can we take off our dress clothes, please? 679 00:30:18,239 --> 00:30:20,750 Yes, yes, everybody can strip down. 680 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,108 - Yes. - Hey, who, uh... 681 00:30:23,516 --> 00:30:26,478 who wants one of the most delicious 682 00:30:27,302 --> 00:30:29,798 gas station hot dogs 683 00:30:30,179 --> 00:30:32,779 in the whole wide Connecticut woods, huh? 684 00:30:35,383 --> 00:30:37,122 That's cold. Can't eat those. 685 00:30:37,124 --> 00:30:40,861 Or how 'bout instead some, uh, Kraft Singles? Saltines? Yeah? 686 00:30:40,871 --> 00:30:44,471 Is this really what we're gonna have for Thanksgiving dinner? 687 00:30:45,529 --> 00:30:47,270 This TV has zero channels. 688 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,830 I should have had my dad come to get us. 689 00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:53,806 Hey, you know what? Um, get the kids settled. 690 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:57,014 I'm gonna talk to Pilgrim Rick, uh, about, uh... 691 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:00,166 about the furnace. I'll... I'll be right back. 692 00:31:00,474 --> 00:31:03,123 Guys, really, I can't interest you in cheese and crackers? 693 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:05,017 Children: No. 694 00:31:13,844 --> 00:31:15,411 (chuckling) 695 00:31:17,214 --> 00:31:18,897 (humming softly) 696 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,054 Hey. 697 00:31:25,056 --> 00:31:26,531 There we go. 698 00:31:27,091 --> 00:31:29,758 (humming) 699 00:31:52,023 --> 00:31:54,578 (screaming) 700 00:31:56,303 --> 00:31:58,937 (screaming continues) 701 00:32:02,876 --> 00:32:04,409 (screaming) 702 00:32:07,364 --> 00:32:10,705 (anxious chatter) 703 00:32:13,295 --> 00:32:14,808 (intercom dings) Pilot: Sorry about that folks. 704 00:32:14,818 --> 00:32:17,272 Just some very fast moving cold front. 705 00:32:17,274 --> 00:32:19,307 Nothing to worry about. But please, 706 00:32:19,309 --> 00:32:22,727 remain in your seats with your seatbelts fastened. 707 00:32:22,729 --> 00:32:24,410 (chuckles) Sorry, 708 00:32:24,524 --> 00:32:27,048 I thought I was gonna die. 709 00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:29,868 (exhales) Me, too. 710 00:32:34,777 --> 00:32:38,009 I almost died married to a man who's obviously cheating on me. 711 00:32:38,011 --> 00:32:40,328 My kids are out of the house now. 712 00:32:40,330 --> 00:32:43,231 I have no reason to stay with him anymore. 713 00:32:45,995 --> 00:32:48,036 I'm gonna get a divorce. 714 00:32:49,527 --> 00:32:51,351 Life's too short. 715 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:00,615 (knocking) 716 00:33:01,236 --> 00:33:02,522 Oh, that must be your dad. 717 00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:04,669 Kate: Dad has a key. 718 00:33:04,795 --> 00:33:06,284 Uh, 719 00:33:06,471 --> 00:33:08,669 - who is it? - It's Pilgrim Rick! 720 00:33:08,890 --> 00:33:09,973 Um, 721 00:33:09,983 --> 00:33:11,474 Pilgrim Rick, we're... 722 00:33:11,476 --> 00:33:13,482 - We're okay, actually. - I'm here to fix the furnace! 723 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,015 Yeah, we're fine, Pilgrim Rick. 724 00:33:15,025 --> 00:33:16,863 - I'm coming in! - (doorknob rattling) 725 00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:18,364 (gasping) 726 00:33:18,366 --> 00:33:19,482 Jack! 727 00:33:19,492 --> 00:33:22,251 (laughing) 728 00:33:22,253 --> 00:33:24,673 There's no Jack here, it's Pilgrim Rick. 729 00:33:24,683 --> 00:33:25,617 (Kate laughing) 730 00:33:25,627 --> 00:33:27,256 Do you kiddies know about the Mayflower? 731 00:33:27,258 --> 00:33:29,692 - (laughing) - Huh? Huh? 732 00:33:29,702 --> 00:33:32,565 What if I told you a little Thanksgiving story? 733 00:33:33,164 --> 00:33:34,497 How about a kiss for an old Pilgrim? 734 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:35,748 - No... (shrieking) - No, no, 735 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,100 no, no, no, mmm... 736 00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:38,735 Mwah! 737 00:33:38,737 --> 00:33:40,273 (all laughing) 738 00:33:40,283 --> 00:33:42,925 Tonight, on the itinerary... 739 00:33:42,935 --> 00:33:45,208 of the Pinewood Lodge, 740 00:33:45,210 --> 00:33:47,276 a movie... 741 00:33:48,643 --> 00:33:50,501 and an indoor picnic. 742 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,215 Kate: Yes! 743 00:33:52,858 --> 00:33:54,684 - Ooh. - (laughing) 744 00:33:54,686 --> 00:33:56,069 Get the pillows! 745 00:33:56,071 --> 00:33:57,848 I found it in the office. 746 00:33:57,858 --> 00:33:59,190 - Police Academy III? - Yeah. 747 00:33:59,192 --> 00:34:00,609 You sure that's appropriate? 748 00:34:00,611 --> 00:34:01,893 Ah, it was either that or 9 1/2 Weeks. 749 00:34:01,895 --> 00:34:02,911 - (gasps) - So... 750 00:34:02,913 --> 00:34:05,897 - Police Academy III, guys! Yeah. - So, 751 00:34:05,899 --> 00:34:08,095 we are going to... 752 00:34:08,105 --> 00:34:11,557 skewer our hotdogs 753 00:34:12,398 --> 00:34:13,922 and then... 754 00:34:13,924 --> 00:34:15,740 we're gonna roast 'em... 755 00:34:19,677 --> 00:34:21,329 on an open furnace flame. 756 00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:23,815 And then once they get all toasty and warm, 757 00:34:23,817 --> 00:34:25,650 we're gonna wrap it in cheese 758 00:34:25,652 --> 00:34:28,553 and then roll it in crushed up crackers. 759 00:34:28,555 --> 00:34:30,755 Thanksgiving cheese dogs. 760 00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:32,691 - Cool. - Get a stick, come on. 761 00:34:32,693 --> 00:34:34,526 - All right, go. - Yes! 762 00:34:34,528 --> 00:34:36,895 - I want a stick. - Here you go, Pilgrim Rick. 763 00:34:36,897 --> 00:34:38,647 (chuckling) Thanks, buddy. 764 00:34:44,717 --> 00:34:46,388 Okay, who's up first? 765 00:34:46,390 --> 00:34:47,704 Me. 766 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,911 And that's the kind of dog you guys want? 767 00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:55,347 Oh, come on, guys. 768 00:34:55,349 --> 00:34:57,165 Somebody call for Pilgrim Rick? 769 00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,267 I'm sorry I'm late but, uh, I had to make 770 00:34:59,269 --> 00:35:01,224 a little pit stop at the Mayflower. Turns out Pilgrim Rick is 771 00:35:01,234 --> 00:35:03,304 lactose intolerant. Well, anyway, 772 00:35:03,306 --> 00:35:04,606 I'm here now and I'm looking for 773 00:35:04,608 --> 00:35:07,507 a couple of young little pilgrims... 774 00:35:07,612 --> 00:35:10,705 to... help me out with the, uh... 775 00:35:14,763 --> 00:35:17,682 uh, well the truth is, I am... I'm actually not Pilgrim Rick. 776 00:35:17,692 --> 00:35:20,321 I'm Pilgrim Kevin. Uncle Kevin, really. 777 00:35:20,323 --> 00:35:21,973 Um... 778 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:23,291 probably hard for you to tell, though. 779 00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:27,278 My acting has become so stellar, all this stage acting. 780 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,892 Um, don't be sad though, the-the real Pilgrim Rick is... 781 00:35:31,307 --> 00:35:33,324 Is right behind you. 782 00:35:36,036 --> 00:35:37,132 Come on. 783 00:35:37,142 --> 00:35:38,640 Uh, are you sure? 784 00:35:41,194 --> 00:35:42,177 Have fun. 785 00:35:42,179 --> 00:35:44,112 - Pilgrim Rick! - Yay! 786 00:35:44,114 --> 00:35:46,197 It's me, Pilgrim Rick! 787 00:35:46,199 --> 00:35:49,478 - (door opens) - You kiddies know about the Mayflower? 788 00:35:49,488 --> 00:35:52,582 Let Pilgrim Rick tell you a Thanksgiving story. 789 00:35:52,592 --> 00:35:54,197 In 1620... 790 00:35:54,207 --> 00:35:55,373 Find what you needed? 791 00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,192 - Yeah. - All right. 792 00:35:57,194 --> 00:35:59,160 Good. Uh, where's Kate? 793 00:36:01,091 --> 00:36:03,081 She, uh... 794 00:36:03,083 --> 00:36:05,850 texted, she'll... She'll be here soon. 795 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,352 Okay. 796 00:36:07,354 --> 00:36:09,003 Everybody's starving, you want to get started? 797 00:36:09,005 --> 00:36:10,398 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 798 00:36:10,408 --> 00:36:12,323 Hey, Pilgrim Rick. Can you lead us into the dining room? 799 00:36:12,325 --> 00:36:14,876 - It's time for dinner. - Miguel: Absolutely. 800 00:36:14,878 --> 00:36:16,611 Everybody, let's go put on a feast. 801 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:18,329 (Beth laughing) 802 00:36:25,013 --> 00:36:27,163 What else can I help with? 803 00:36:27,552 --> 00:36:29,285 (speaks quietly) Okay. 804 00:36:31,411 --> 00:36:32,750 All right. 805 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:35,875 ♪ Hello, hello again ♪ 806 00:36:35,877 --> 00:36:38,161 ♪ Just another old friend ♪ 807 00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,046 ♪ Callin' out ♪ 808 00:36:40,048 --> 00:36:42,982 ♪ 'Cause goin' south is out of the question ♪ 809 00:36:42,984 --> 00:36:45,635 ♪ The bottle in the back seat ♪ 810 00:36:45,637 --> 00:36:48,721 ♪ Can anybody hear me? ♪ 811 00:36:48,723 --> 00:36:49,906 ♪ Heart is drummin' ♪ 812 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,190 ♪ Life keeps comin' ♪ 813 00:36:51,192 --> 00:36:54,736 ♪ Like one, two, three ♪ 814 00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:56,663 Shall we start with the yarn? 815 00:36:56,665 --> 00:36:58,481 Here, you do the honors. 816 00:36:58,483 --> 00:36:59,599 Thank you. 817 00:37:01,536 --> 00:37:03,511 (theme music playing) 818 00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,723 This is probably the greatest movie ever made. 819 00:37:05,733 --> 00:37:08,899 - Yeah? - This sweater's so itchy. 820 00:37:08,909 --> 00:37:11,411 Here, let me have it. 821 00:37:14,849 --> 00:37:16,516 I have, uh... 822 00:37:16,518 --> 00:37:18,983 I have an idea for one more Thanksgiving tradition 823 00:37:18,993 --> 00:37:21,404 before we go to bed. Come here. 824 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:22,772 What is it? 825 00:37:22,774 --> 00:37:24,540 So we're all gonna go around 826 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,078 and say what we're thankful for. 827 00:37:26,088 --> 00:37:28,361 And then whoever's turn it is, 828 00:37:28,363 --> 00:37:30,313 is going to pull on this yarn 829 00:37:30,315 --> 00:37:32,715 and then throw it to the next person. 830 00:37:32,725 --> 00:37:35,101 (laughing) 831 00:37:35,103 --> 00:37:36,719 Okay. 832 00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:39,374 I am thankful... 833 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:40,977 for my family. 834 00:37:42,077 --> 00:37:46,062 I'm thankful that we're all safe. 835 00:37:46,064 --> 00:37:47,789 And... 836 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,266 there's no one in the world 837 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,632 I'd rather be too hot 838 00:37:52,642 --> 00:37:54,153 or too cold with. 839 00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:01,861 I am thankful for my family. 840 00:38:02,663 --> 00:38:05,331 I am thankful that everyone's safe. 841 00:38:06,171 --> 00:38:09,827 And there is no one in the whole world 842 00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:11,904 I'd rather be too hot 843 00:38:11,906 --> 00:38:13,856 or too cold with. 844 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,648 Grandma always says the same thing. 845 00:38:16,736 --> 00:38:17,854 (chuckling) 846 00:38:17,864 --> 00:38:20,012 Yeah, she does, doesn't she? 847 00:38:30,053 --> 00:38:31,982 Is everything all right, baby? 848 00:38:35,162 --> 00:38:37,262 Um... you girls should go upstairs and play 849 00:38:37,272 --> 00:38:38,648 in Tess's room for a little while. 850 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,416 - But... - Come on. 851 00:38:56,052 --> 00:38:58,070 Why is there a photo of me 852 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,037 and a letter that you sent to William's apartment? 853 00:39:12,417 --> 00:39:14,400 (exhales slowly) 854 00:39:15,870 --> 00:39:17,003 - Randall... - No, you know what? 855 00:39:17,005 --> 00:39:20,490 Don't... don't speak. Please, don't just... um... 856 00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:21,891 I went to William's apartment 857 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:24,260 to get his old Thanksgiving tapes. 858 00:39:24,722 --> 00:39:28,211 I was about to go and I saw this envelope. 859 00:39:28,634 --> 00:39:29,894 I said, 860 00:39:31,238 --> 00:39:32,902 I know that handwriting. 861 00:39:32,904 --> 00:39:35,338 That's my mother's handwriting, but how-how could that be? 862 00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,123 That... it doesn't make sense, right? 863 00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:39,624 - (paper rustling) - So... 864 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,345 I, uh... 865 00:39:43,244 --> 00:39:44,881 "Dear William, 866 00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:47,683 I'm sorry I had to leave in such a hurry. 867 00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:51,275 But it was wonderful to see you looking so well 868 00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:54,557 after all these years." 869 00:39:57,495 --> 00:40:00,769 - After all these years. - (sighs) 870 00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,252 Randall, you have to understand... 871 00:40:06,262 --> 00:40:09,759 Understand what? That you knew my father? 872 00:40:13,448 --> 00:40:17,230 That you kept him from me my entire life? 873 00:40:19,300 --> 00:40:21,787 - Everything that I... - Just stop... Just stop! 874 00:40:21,797 --> 00:40:24,136 Please, stop. 875 00:40:26,691 --> 00:40:29,352 I can't... I can't even look at you. 876 00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,495 (sniffles) 877 00:40:32,891 --> 00:40:37,079 And all the times I asked you about my family. 878 00:40:37,089 --> 00:40:39,839 And if I hadn't found him on my own, I'd.... 879 00:40:43,584 --> 00:40:45,441 - I got to go. - Beth: Wait. 880 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,928 (sniffles) 881 00:40:48,514 --> 00:40:49,912 Just wait a second, honey. 882 00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,517 - Please, babe. - I just gotta get some time alone. 883 00:40:51,527 --> 00:40:53,432 - Excuse me. - Hey... 884 00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:56,235 Hey, guys. Sorry I'm so late. 885 00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:58,437 I have an announcement. 886 00:40:58,672 --> 00:41:01,694 I've decided to have gastric bypass surgery. 887 00:41:07,230 --> 00:41:09,165 Your family is amazing. 888 00:41:14,710 --> 00:41:15,755 Randall: Mom? 889 00:41:16,190 --> 00:41:18,174 Yeah, baby. 890 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,543 I changed my mind. 891 00:41:20,545 --> 00:41:23,646 I want to have Thanksgiving when I grow up. 892 00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:24,730 You do? 893 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:26,100 Yeah. 894 00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:29,502 I know how I want it to be. 895 00:41:29,871 --> 00:41:31,034 How? 896 00:41:31,756 --> 00:41:33,356 Like tonight. 897 00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:35,491 I want every Thanksgiving 898 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:38,867 to be like this for the rest of my life. 899 00:41:42,438 --> 00:41:43,666 Mm. 900 00:41:44,034 --> 00:41:48,448 Synced and corrected by johnyd13 ~ www.addic7ed.com ~