1 00:00:02,169 --> 00:00:03,723 (LOW, INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2 00:00:03,881 --> 00:00:05,116 ♪ 3 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:52,862 PRIEST: We are gathered here today 4 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:56,065 on Jack and Rebecca's 40th wedding anniversary 5 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:58,673 to witness a renewal of their vows. 6 00:01:00,937 --> 00:01:05,399 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 7 00:01:11,736 --> 00:01:14,934 I hope you're enjoying your last day as my fiancée, 8 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:16,662 because by this time tomorrow, 9 00:01:16,662 --> 00:01:18,567 you're gonna be my straight-up wife. 10 00:01:20,792 --> 00:01:22,409 Uh, you doing okay? 11 00:01:22,580 --> 00:01:24,803 Of course. Yeah... why? 12 00:01:24,828 --> 00:01:26,186 Oh, no reason. 13 00:01:26,279 --> 00:01:27,889 You know, just doing this whole big wedding thing 14 00:01:27,914 --> 00:01:29,592 without your dad's gonna be hard, and we're here 15 00:01:29,617 --> 00:01:31,725 at the family cabin, which is probably bringing up 16 00:01:31,750 --> 00:01:33,951 a lot of memories... please don't Runaway Bride me. 17 00:01:34,788 --> 00:01:37,053 - (QUIETLY): Please don't Runaway Bride... - Toby. I would never. 18 00:01:38,582 --> 00:01:39,670 But will you come with me? 19 00:01:39,695 --> 00:01:41,374 - I have a surprise for you. - Ooh. 20 00:01:41,399 --> 00:01:43,100 - KATE: Uh-huh. - I like surprises. 21 00:01:46,744 --> 00:01:47,967 This is for you. 22 00:01:50,816 --> 00:01:51,995 Oh, look. 23 00:01:52,334 --> 00:01:53,933 It's a used bow tie. 24 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,295 Oh, not just any used bow tie. 25 00:01:56,652 --> 00:01:58,247 This was worn by Leslie Nielsen 26 00:01:58,247 --> 00:02:00,112 in Naked Gun 33 1/3: Final Insult. 27 00:02:00,184 --> 00:02:03,925 - So. - Shut your freaking face. 28 00:02:03,950 --> 00:02:05,378 - (LAUGHS) - Leslie Nielsen wore this? 29 00:02:05,413 --> 00:02:06,435 Yeah. 30 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,989 I just wanted to thank you. 31 00:02:08,014 --> 00:02:12,646 You've gone out of your way to make this my dream wedding. 32 00:02:13,169 --> 00:02:16,482 You know, just one beautiful day at my favorite place. 33 00:02:16,507 --> 00:02:18,901 And I know that my choices are kind of... 34 00:02:18,926 --> 00:02:19,966 (SIGHS) they're weird. 35 00:02:20,114 --> 00:02:22,161 I know it's not normal to have my dad's urn 36 00:02:22,186 --> 00:02:23,513 next to our guestbook. 37 00:02:23,771 --> 00:02:26,324 It's a fun twist on the sign-in station. 38 00:02:26,349 --> 00:02:28,504 Okay, and to have his Daytona Beach T-shirt 39 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:29,535 as my something old. 40 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,574 - It's weird, and I know. - Listen, if my boo comes 41 00:02:31,599 --> 00:02:33,910 with baggage, I'm paying the handling fee. 42 00:02:33,998 --> 00:02:36,535 - Mm, I love your airline metaphors. - Well, that's good, 43 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,317 - 'cause I'm cleared for takeoff. - Oh... 44 00:02:38,371 --> 00:02:39,762 - KEVIN: Yes. Everyone. Okay? - Aw, damn it. 45 00:02:39,787 --> 00:02:41,879 Everyone gets a Ka-Toby wine opener, 46 00:02:41,904 --> 00:02:43,676 they get a bottle of champagne and they get 47 00:02:43,701 --> 00:02:45,736 a scented candle, now, why are you just now starting 48 00:02:45,761 --> 00:02:47,723 with the gift bags? No, no, no. Hold on, hold on. 49 00:02:47,748 --> 00:02:49,997 Don't justify it, fix it. 50 00:02:51,147 --> 00:02:53,541 Okay. Yeah, I'll see you tonight, Randall. Okay. 51 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:56,822 - Wow. - No, it's fine. 52 00:02:56,847 --> 00:02:58,635 It's fine. Don't worry about it. Randall and I, we have 53 00:02:58,635 --> 00:03:00,942 this whole, uh, wedding planner thing all figured out. 54 00:03:00,967 --> 00:03:03,001 You do not have to lift a finger. 55 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,735 Toby, you should be getting to the airport, all right? 56 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:06,928 - Your mom gets in at 5:28, - Oh, yeah. 57 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,287 - your dad gets in at 5:46. - Yeah, okay, okay, okay. 58 00:03:09,312 --> 00:03:11,365 T-this car ride is gonna be a nightmare, by the way. 59 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:13,771 My-my parents, whenever they're together, all they do is fight. 60 00:03:13,796 --> 00:03:17,411 My dad's constantly pressuring my mom to marry her boyfriend. 61 00:03:18,305 --> 00:03:19,531 If she marries Monty, 62 00:03:19,556 --> 00:03:21,283 then my dad doesn't have to pay alimony anymore. 63 00:03:21,308 --> 00:03:22,805 - It's a whole thing. - Ah. 64 00:03:24,641 --> 00:03:25,953 Okay, I think he wants you to go, babe. 65 00:03:25,978 --> 00:03:27,141 - I think he wants me to leave. - Yeah. 66 00:03:27,166 --> 00:03:29,282 All right, well, I'll see you later. Mwah. 67 00:03:29,316 --> 00:03:32,191 I'll see you tomorrow, at the end of the aisle. 68 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:33,867 - Thanks for this. - (KEVIN LAUGHS) 69 00:03:34,057 --> 00:03:35,191 KEVIN: Be safe. 70 00:03:41,418 --> 00:03:43,152 KEVIN: Uh, I'm gonna go check on these caterers. 71 00:03:43,177 --> 00:03:45,019 Some of these clowns wouldn't know an amuse-bouche 72 00:03:45,044 --> 00:03:46,160 if it bit them on the ass. 73 00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:47,550 Hey, Kev? 74 00:03:48,251 --> 00:03:49,551 - Yeah. - Do you think 75 00:03:49,576 --> 00:03:51,144 that, like, Dad would've been okay... 76 00:03:51,885 --> 00:03:53,885 you know, us having it here? 77 00:03:54,872 --> 00:03:56,035 At the cabin? 78 00:03:56,485 --> 00:03:57,527 Yeah. 79 00:03:58,111 --> 00:03:59,527 Dad would've loved it. 80 00:04:07,166 --> 00:04:08,488 (SHUFFLING, CLINKING) 81 00:04:10,824 --> 00:04:12,175 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 82 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,998 Hey, babe. You about ready to head up to the cabin? 83 00:04:15,023 --> 00:04:16,059 Almost done. 84 00:04:16,476 --> 00:04:18,803 Going as fast as I can. 85 00:04:19,729 --> 00:04:21,436 Got two bottles in one bag. 86 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:23,084 Get your head out of your ass, Pearson. 87 00:04:23,510 --> 00:04:24,644 You okay? 88 00:04:24,905 --> 00:04:27,460 Just scrambling to get this done for Kate. 89 00:04:27,659 --> 00:04:29,264 Things have been a little hectic around here. 90 00:04:29,289 --> 00:04:30,584 Haven't had much time. 91 00:04:31,022 --> 00:04:32,295 Hey, Dej. 92 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,239 You excited about this weekend? 93 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,234 I can't wait for you to meet my cousin Zoe. 94 00:04:37,259 --> 00:04:39,720 She's gonna take Kate and Toby's wedding photos. 95 00:04:39,869 --> 00:04:40,931 Yeah, she's the cool one. 96 00:04:40,956 --> 00:04:42,630 In my family, she's the cool one. 97 00:04:42,665 --> 00:04:45,119 Can you believe that I'm not the cool one in my fa... Okay. 98 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:46,577 Hey, are you all packed? We're gonna be leaving 99 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:47,775 as soon as I finish with these bags. 100 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:48,916 DEJA: I can't believe we're going 101 00:04:48,941 --> 00:04:50,752 to some dumbass wedding in the woods. 102 00:04:53,542 --> 00:04:55,063 Man, she's mean. 103 00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:56,775 I miss Deja Classic. 104 00:04:57,517 --> 00:04:58,564 No. 105 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,090 Deja Classic was when we first met her, 106 00:05:00,115 --> 00:05:01,720 and she was all quiet and sullen. 107 00:05:01,745 --> 00:05:05,695 I miss Deja 2.0, when she was all used to us and sweet, 108 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:07,195 and she told me all my jokes were corny, 109 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:08,422 but secretly, she liked them. 110 00:05:08,507 --> 00:05:12,587 I feel like the moment she heard her mom say to the judge 111 00:05:12,612 --> 00:05:15,139 that she wanted to terminate all parental rights, 112 00:05:15,164 --> 00:05:16,538 something switched in her. 113 00:05:16,696 --> 00:05:17,788 Yep. 114 00:05:17,813 --> 00:05:20,194 Okay. Let's grab the girls and head out. 115 00:05:23,078 --> 00:05:24,550 Uh, wait. Wait. 116 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:27,022 Can we just do our thing? 117 00:05:27,270 --> 00:05:28,804 Where we say all the bad things 118 00:05:28,838 --> 00:05:30,846 that we're thinking; no judgment, no censorship? 119 00:05:30,871 --> 00:05:32,293 You want to play worst-case scenario now? 120 00:05:32,318 --> 00:05:34,146 I just got to get it out of my system. 121 00:05:34,518 --> 00:05:35,604 All right, let's do it. 122 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,737 (EXHALES) 123 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:40,276 Deja never turns this around and ends up in jail. Go. 124 00:05:40,788 --> 00:05:42,841 She might kill us both in our sleep. Go. 125 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,721 She might kill us both not in our sleep. Go. 126 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,605 She'll make Tess resent us and end up on the pole. Go. 127 00:05:48,956 --> 00:05:51,347 Wait, Tess will resent us, and Deja will end up on the pole? 128 00:05:51,372 --> 00:05:53,472 Or Tess will resent us, and also be the one who ends up 129 00:05:53,497 --> 00:05:55,027 - on the pole? - Both on the pole. 130 00:05:55,159 --> 00:05:56,293 Damn. 131 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,597 Out of your system now? 132 00:05:59,066 --> 00:06:00,112 Yeah. 133 00:06:00,849 --> 00:06:02,175 - Okay. - Yeah, thanks. 134 00:06:03,034 --> 00:06:04,817 Oh. That's really pretty. 135 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:07,391 Mm. Nah. 136 00:06:07,675 --> 00:06:10,248 (SIGHING): It's just... feels a little flashy. 137 00:06:10,273 --> 00:06:12,556 I just-I don't want to do anything to make Kate feel 138 00:06:12,556 --> 00:06:14,957 like I'm gonna make tomorrow about me. 139 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:17,207 Wha... Now, why would she think that? 140 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:21,910 Because I put her on edge by the things I do or say 141 00:06:21,935 --> 00:06:25,395 or don't say or... the way I breathe. 142 00:06:25,545 --> 00:06:26,738 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 143 00:06:27,681 --> 00:06:29,426 But tomorrow's her wedding day, 144 00:06:29,828 --> 00:06:32,996 and I just feel like I am this walking reminder of Jack. 145 00:06:33,555 --> 00:06:35,379 You know, he's the one that she lost, 146 00:06:35,404 --> 00:06:38,172 and I'm the one that she got stuck with. 147 00:06:38,512 --> 00:06:41,106 Well, I don't think that's true. 148 00:06:41,807 --> 00:06:44,918 And if it helps, just remember: at least you're not me. 149 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:45,981 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 150 00:06:46,501 --> 00:06:47,998 What's that supposed to mean? 151 00:06:48,023 --> 00:06:49,373 - What's that supposed to mean? - Yeah. 152 00:06:49,398 --> 00:06:52,247 Well, if anyone is a walking reminder of Jack, it's me. 153 00:06:52,593 --> 00:06:53,763 Forget about what you're wearing. 154 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,560 If I could dress in all brown tomorrow 155 00:06:55,585 --> 00:06:56,877 and pretend to be a tree, I would. 156 00:06:56,998 --> 00:06:58,927 - (LAUGHS) Stop. - Just throw acorns at people. 157 00:06:59,494 --> 00:07:00,552 Miguel. 158 00:07:00,923 --> 00:07:02,076 (INSECTS CHIRPING) 159 00:07:07,422 --> 00:07:08,888 - (ENGINE STOPS) - (DOOR CLOSES) 160 00:07:09,459 --> 00:07:11,637 - Hey, bud. (KEVIN CLAPS) - What's up, man? 161 00:07:11,662 --> 00:07:12,888 Welcome to wedding central. 162 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,216 Where is everybody? Where's Beth, the girls? 163 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,614 I dropped them at the hotel. 164 00:07:16,827 --> 00:07:17,857 It was a rough car ride. 165 00:07:17,882 --> 00:07:19,247 - Really? Deja? - Yeah. 166 00:07:19,693 --> 00:07:20,724 She's belligerent. 167 00:07:20,749 --> 00:07:22,149 It's like I'm raising Russell Crowe. 168 00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:23,153 - (LAUGHS) - KATE: Kevin? 169 00:07:23,218 --> 00:07:25,276 - Kevin! - Uh-oh. 170 00:07:25,823 --> 00:07:26,888 (GRUNTS) 171 00:07:28,997 --> 00:07:30,489 No. No. 172 00:07:30,597 --> 00:07:31,931 No. No, no, no, no, no. 173 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,690 - Hey. - What's up? 174 00:07:33,964 --> 00:07:36,666 - Um, hey, Randall. - Okay, sis, what's up? 175 00:07:36,691 --> 00:07:37,858 - Oh, my God, oh, my God. - You all right? 176 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:40,424 Um, I can't find Dad's Daytona T-shirt. 177 00:07:40,449 --> 00:07:41,596 It was gonna be my something old, 178 00:07:41,621 --> 00:07:42,643 and I was gonna pin it in my dress. 179 00:07:42,668 --> 00:07:44,402 - Aw. - Wow, that's really, uh... 180 00:07:44,658 --> 00:07:48,135 - Weird? I know I am weird, Randall! - KEVIN: Ah, no, no, no. 181 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:49,549 - "Unique." I was gonna say "unique." - Hold up. Wait, wa... 182 00:07:49,574 --> 00:07:51,010 - Was what I thought. - Kate. Kate. 183 00:07:51,321 --> 00:07:53,609 - What if Toby never packed it? - You know what we're gonna do? 184 00:07:53,634 --> 00:07:55,305 - Just call Toby. We're gonna call Toby. - Yeah. We... 185 00:07:55,330 --> 00:07:56,711 - It's a quick phone call. Quick fix. - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:07:56,736 --> 00:07:58,062 - We'll... - Do not... 187 00:07:58,810 --> 00:08:00,359 - tell him that I'm freaking out. - Who's freaking out? 188 00:08:00,384 --> 00:08:02,406 - No. - I do not want him to worry about me. 189 00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:03,734 It's a quick phone call. Yeah. 190 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:04,820 (WHISTLES) 191 00:08:05,688 --> 00:08:07,960 ALAN: I'm just saying, you two have been dating for a while 192 00:08:07,985 --> 00:08:10,616 now, so why don't you just marry the poor bastard already? 193 00:08:10,641 --> 00:08:12,989 As I told you before, Alan, 194 00:08:13,014 --> 00:08:15,576 - Monty and I are taking it slow. - Yeah, you mean 195 00:08:15,601 --> 00:08:17,961 like the way you're slowly draining my retirement fund 196 00:08:17,986 --> 00:08:20,147 - with those alimony payments. - TOBY: Okay, guys, it's, uh, 197 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:22,467 it's my wedding weekend, so can we go 48 hours 198 00:08:22,492 --> 00:08:23,842 - without talking about alimony? - (PHONE RINGING) 199 00:08:24,092 --> 00:08:25,740 Hey, look, it's Kevin. 200 00:08:25,765 --> 00:08:27,592 - Hey, Kev. - KEVIN (OVER PHONE): Toby. 201 00:08:27,617 --> 00:08:29,061 - 'Sup? - 'Sup? 202 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,936 I got Randall here. Randall wants to say 'sup. 203 00:08:33,408 --> 00:08:35,053 - 'Sup. - 'Sup. 204 00:08:35,170 --> 00:08:36,670 KEVIN: We were just calling, we wanted to know 205 00:08:36,695 --> 00:08:37,842 if you could remember where you packed 206 00:08:37,867 --> 00:08:39,381 our dad's Daytona T-shirt. 207 00:08:41,686 --> 00:08:43,693 Oh, my God, did I forget to pack the T-shirt? 208 00:08:43,718 --> 00:08:46,626 I totally forgot to pack the T-shirt. 209 00:08:46,858 --> 00:08:48,055 Uh, uh, okay, 210 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,219 um, I can figure out a way to get it. Uh, uh... 211 00:08:50,244 --> 00:08:51,953 - There's still time. - It's fine. Everything's fine. 212 00:08:51,978 --> 00:08:54,120 - Everything is great, um... - Really? 213 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:55,766 Yeah, really. Um... 214 00:08:56,696 --> 00:08:57,884 ...it's no biggie. 215 00:08:59,308 --> 00:09:02,339 - Ciao. - Uh, uh... okay, bye. 216 00:09:02,508 --> 00:09:03,636 (PHONE BEEPS) 217 00:09:04,656 --> 00:09:05,738 (SIGHS) 218 00:09:06,933 --> 00:09:09,199 Hey, it sounds like it's just a shirt, right? 219 00:09:09,224 --> 00:09:11,494 Yeah, well, it's not just a shirt, Ma. 220 00:09:15,672 --> 00:09:18,292 RANDALL: Okay. We'll round up anything of Dad's we can find, 221 00:09:18,317 --> 00:09:20,394 and then, tomorrow morning, you'll take your pick. 222 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,581 Okay? 223 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:23,652 Kate. 224 00:09:23,677 --> 00:09:24,738 It's a T-shirt. 225 00:09:25,008 --> 00:09:26,402 We can roll with this, right? 226 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,257 He was more than a T-shirt. 227 00:09:30,146 --> 00:09:31,179 Okay? 228 00:09:32,425 --> 00:09:33,725 - Okay. - Okay. 229 00:09:34,556 --> 00:09:35,913 Okay, so then, uh, 230 00:09:35,938 --> 00:09:38,052 you just put your PJs on, all right? 231 00:09:38,468 --> 00:09:40,569 Curl up with your favorite Sandra Bullock movie, 232 00:09:40,594 --> 00:09:42,562 - because guess what. - Hmm? 233 00:09:42,587 --> 00:09:44,222 - Someone's getting married tomorrow. - RANDALL: Yeah. 234 00:09:44,247 --> 00:09:45,257 - Who? - Right? 235 00:09:45,282 --> 00:09:46,523 - Who's getting married tomorrow? - (LAUGHS) 236 00:09:46,548 --> 00:09:47,827 - Ah. - All right. 237 00:09:47,852 --> 00:09:48,898 KEVIN: Mm. 238 00:09:49,399 --> 00:09:50,732 - All right. - RANDALL: Okay. 239 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,608 One of the romantic ones. Not the one where 240 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:55,212 they're trying to kill her through the Internet. Spooky. 241 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,920 JACK: So some of you may not know this 242 00:10:05,945 --> 00:10:08,716 but for the 22 years that I worked for Lundy Builders, 243 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:13,497 my wife put a folded note packed into my briefcase every day. 244 00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:14,722 (REBECCA CHUCKLES) 245 00:10:14,898 --> 00:10:17,248 The highlight of my day in the office 246 00:10:17,655 --> 00:10:19,981 was opening one of those little scraps of paper. 247 00:10:20,678 --> 00:10:23,749 Now, when Rebecca and I started Big Three Homes, 248 00:10:24,397 --> 00:10:26,741 she stopped writing the lunch notes. 249 00:10:27,694 --> 00:10:29,709 But I was okay with that. 250 00:10:29,709 --> 00:10:35,178 I had the highlight of my day right there, sitting by my side. 251 00:10:35,962 --> 00:10:37,147 Every day. 252 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:41,233 Uh-huh. 253 00:10:41,772 --> 00:10:44,074 All right, we got nine hours until I-do's, people. 254 00:10:44,108 --> 00:10:46,734 Little less texting, a lot more tenting. 255 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:49,976 BETH: I was. 256 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,584 All right, ladies, let's go. 257 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:53,544 - Come on, ladies. - (RANDALL GROANS) 258 00:10:57,663 --> 00:10:58,989 This place is a dump. 259 00:11:00,350 --> 00:11:01,577 Aunt Zoe! 260 00:11:01,883 --> 00:11:03,920 ZOE: Hey, T-bone. Hey, A-frame. 261 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:05,897 - You look so good. - Look at you! 262 00:11:05,922 --> 00:11:07,531 Oh, you look great. How are you? 263 00:11:07,556 --> 00:11:09,317 - Thank you. - Hey, Zoe. 264 00:11:09,342 --> 00:11:10,584 - Hey! - How you doing? 265 00:11:10,609 --> 00:11:12,389 - I'm good. - Good. Girls, 266 00:11:12,414 --> 00:11:14,553 will you take your dresses inside for me, please. 267 00:11:14,578 --> 00:11:15,336 Yes. 268 00:11:15,361 --> 00:11:17,452 Thank you very much. Appreciate it. 269 00:11:17,695 --> 00:11:20,420 Uh, I'm gonna go see if Kevin needs anything. 270 00:11:20,445 --> 00:11:22,053 I love you. Mwah. 271 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:27,272 So, you're just gonna, like, look 21 forever? 272 00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:29,266 - That's your thing? - Look who's talking. 273 00:11:29,490 --> 00:11:32,430 You got no right to still have that body after two kids. 274 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,834 (BOTH LAUGHING) 275 00:11:37,505 --> 00:11:39,506 - Oh, you good? - Oh, I'm good. 276 00:11:39,531 --> 00:11:41,897 Yeah? I don't have to come to Chicago and whup nobody's ass? 277 00:11:41,922 --> 00:11:43,823 - Mm, not this week. - Okay. 278 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,579 Thank you for doing this wedding, lady. 279 00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:48,999 Hey, any family of yours is mine, right? 280 00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:51,663 This is why I love you. 281 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:54,881 Is that her? 282 00:11:55,108 --> 00:11:57,100 Mm-hmm. I'll tell you all about it. 283 00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:59,170 - Hopefully, over champagne. - Mm. 284 00:11:59,195 --> 00:12:01,389 - Lots of champagne. - Mm-mm. (CHUCKLES) 285 00:12:03,702 --> 00:12:05,630 All right, here it is, everything old of Dad's 286 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:08,038 I could find around the cabin to replace the T-shirt. 287 00:12:08,803 --> 00:12:10,303 RANDALL: So you want her to walk down the aisle 288 00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:11,811 with our old baseball bat. 289 00:12:13,342 --> 00:12:14,413 That's romantic. 290 00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:16,592 Yeah, you're right... this is a disaster. 291 00:12:16,617 --> 00:12:18,272 A total disaster, man. How are we gonna do... 292 00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:20,983 - KEVIN: Hey! Look, it's the bride! - Hey. 293 00:12:21,053 --> 00:12:23,020 Uh, so we rounded up a few 294 00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:24,639 - "something old" options for you - Yeah. 295 00:12:24,664 --> 00:12:25,842 to replace the T-shirt. What do you think? 296 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:26,928 - Terrific options. - Mm-hmm. 297 00:12:26,953 --> 00:12:29,131 Thank you. But I don't need any of this stuff. 298 00:12:29,156 --> 00:12:30,749 - I have a new plan. - What do you mean, new plan? 299 00:12:30,774 --> 00:12:31,925 What... Where are you going? 300 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,100 You know, Mom's gonna be here with the bridesmaids, they're gonna do 301 00:12:34,125 --> 00:12:35,233 hair and makeup any minute now. 302 00:12:35,258 --> 00:12:38,022 - Okay. I'll be back soon. - REBECCA: Hello, hello. 303 00:12:38,353 --> 00:12:39,592 - KEVIN: Hey. - Bug! 304 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:42,522 Happy wedding day, sweetheart. 305 00:12:42,547 --> 00:12:43,803 I'm just running an errand. 306 00:12:44,153 --> 00:12:46,319 Oh. Can somebody not run the errand for you? 307 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:47,483 I'll be back. 308 00:12:47,949 --> 00:12:48,991 (DOOR OPENS) 309 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,639 - Did I say something wrong? - (DOOR CLOSES) 310 00:12:50,749 --> 00:12:52,334 You said, "Happy wedding day, Bug." 311 00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:54,561 It's wedding day, bitches! 312 00:12:55,489 --> 00:12:57,290 Oh, I thought this room would be, like, 313 00:12:57,315 --> 00:12:58,608 - filled with women. - RANDALL: No. 314 00:13:00,118 --> 00:13:01,233 Where is Kate? 315 00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:03,100 ♪ 316 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:20,186 MAN: Hey! Welcome to Artisanal Scoops. 317 00:13:20,238 --> 00:13:21,655 Would you like a sample of our new flavor? 318 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:22,889 It's lavender balsamic. 319 00:13:23,481 --> 00:13:24,788 Um, no. Thanks. 320 00:13:25,374 --> 00:13:27,147 Uh, I used to come here with my dad. 321 00:13:27,226 --> 00:13:28,928 I think it was called Frenchie's back then, or... 322 00:13:28,953 --> 00:13:31,538 Oh, yeah. They sold the place a couple years ago. 323 00:13:33,428 --> 00:13:34,920 Oh. Any chance you guys are still making 324 00:13:34,945 --> 00:13:36,225 that banana pudding flavor? 325 00:13:36,334 --> 00:13:37,569 No. I'm sorry. 326 00:13:39,889 --> 00:13:41,124 It was my dad's favorite. 327 00:13:41,149 --> 00:13:42,184 I was gonna buy it today 328 00:13:42,209 --> 00:13:44,030 to serve with the cake at my wedding. 329 00:13:44,909 --> 00:13:46,795 Not exactly something old, but 330 00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:48,475 an old tradition. 331 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,780 Hey, we do have banana coconut. 332 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:53,553 It's really good. It's one of my favorites. 333 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,647 No. Thanks. 334 00:13:57,481 --> 00:13:58,577 It just wouldn't... 335 00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,077 mean anything. 336 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,678 But thanks. 337 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,561 ♪ 338 00:14:19,656 --> 00:14:23,113 So, long before Jack and I had our own company, 339 00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,760 and long before the Big Three were around, 340 00:14:25,968 --> 00:14:27,951 I was singing 341 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:29,202 in a bar... 342 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:31,304 when a man walked in. 343 00:14:33,928 --> 00:14:35,210 (GENTLE INTRO PLAYS) 344 00:14:36,861 --> 00:14:37,999 ♪ 345 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:46,468 ♪ I'm bein' followed by a moonshadow ♪ 346 00:14:46,749 --> 00:14:49,973 ♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪ 347 00:14:50,913 --> 00:14:55,031 ♪ Leapin' and hoppin' on a moonshadow ♪ 348 00:14:55,312 --> 00:14:58,577 ♪ Moonshadow, moonshadow ♪ 349 00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:03,320 ♪ And if I ever lose my hands ♪ 350 00:15:03,912 --> 00:15:07,515 ♪ Lose my plough, lose my land ♪ 351 00:15:07,642 --> 00:15:10,398 (AUDIO FADING): ♪ Oh, if I ever lose my hands, oh... ♪ 352 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:14,998 Hey-o! 353 00:15:15,663 --> 00:15:16,827 REBECCA: Hey. 354 00:15:16,937 --> 00:15:19,349 - What is going on in here, Randall? - Mm-hmm. 355 00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:21,591 I did not know that Kate hired professional models 356 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,943 - to be her bridesmaids. - (LAUGHTER) 357 00:15:22,968 --> 00:15:24,841 I think she did, Kev, 'cause this room's 358 00:15:24,875 --> 00:15:27,054 - full of a whole lot of damn. - BETH: Yeah, it is. 359 00:15:27,257 --> 00:15:28,741 - What do we got? - (LAUGHS) Thank you. 360 00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:30,757 - For you. - We brought gifts. For you. 361 00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:34,968 - RANDALL: Don't even try. - KEVIN: Mom? Yeah. 362 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:37,520 So, uh, I just tried her again, and her phone must be off, 363 00:15:37,555 --> 00:15:39,015 'cause it went straight to voice mail. 364 00:15:39,656 --> 00:15:41,507 - (SIGHS) We should go look for her. - Where? 365 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,202 - I have an idea. - Uh... Whoop! (CHUCKLES) 366 00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:47,530 Uh, I'm maid of honor. I should help search. 367 00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:49,532 Maid of honor. Oh. I thought Kate said 368 00:15:49,567 --> 00:15:51,085 she didn't have a maid of honor. 369 00:15:51,413 --> 00:15:53,870 Well, maybe she said that, but she didn't mean it. 370 00:15:54,413 --> 00:15:55,671 (CHUCKLING) 371 00:15:57,202 --> 00:15:59,234 - We could... could, you know... - No. 372 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,687 - Really? - Yeah. We're good. 373 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:02,413 - Thank you. - Thank you. 374 00:16:02,578 --> 00:16:03,765 Okay (MUTTERS, CHUCKLES) 375 00:16:05,788 --> 00:16:07,390 - Oh, man. She's crazy. - Yeah, man. 376 00:16:07,415 --> 00:16:08,671 Don't let me sleep with her. 377 00:16:09,422 --> 00:16:12,531 So now we're waiting for the courts to terminate 378 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:15,191 her mom's parental rights so that we can legally adopt her. 379 00:16:15,538 --> 00:16:18,929 But she has turned into a complete nightmare. 380 00:16:19,071 --> 00:16:20,939 I can barely get a sentence out of her. 381 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:22,515 And I'm pretty sure she's wearing 382 00:16:22,540 --> 00:16:24,913 - that sweatshirt to Kate's wedding. - Yikes. 383 00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,820 - Mm. - You want me to try talking to her? 384 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,851 What are you, like, the angry kid whisperer now? 385 00:16:31,631 --> 00:16:33,640 Only 'cause I used to be the angry kid. 386 00:16:38,244 --> 00:16:39,492 (DOOR CREAKS) 387 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:40,874 Can't believe we missed her. 388 00:16:42,869 --> 00:16:45,312 God, this Nutella chip is insane, huh? 389 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,804 Ridonkulously good. 390 00:16:47,076 --> 00:16:48,288 This is just so good. 391 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:53,195 - Mm. (GRUNTS) - Do not drip ice cream in my car. 392 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:55,341 I'm not. I'm not gonna drip ice cream in the car, okay? It's... 393 00:16:55,366 --> 00:16:57,467 I understand. You love the car. You bought it for cash. 394 00:16:57,648 --> 00:16:58,788 - Thank you. - Where are we going? 395 00:16:58,898 --> 00:16:59,898 No idea. 396 00:17:01,577 --> 00:17:03,106 This is a disaster, Randall. 397 00:17:03,140 --> 00:17:05,382 This is huge. We lost the bride on the wedding day? All right? 398 00:17:05,407 --> 00:17:07,320 That's, like, the number one don't for wedding coordinators. 399 00:17:07,345 --> 00:17:08,429 Yeah. 400 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,116 You know, Beth and I play this game sometimes, 401 00:17:13,656 --> 00:17:15,156 worst-case scenario. 402 00:17:15,312 --> 00:17:18,121 It's where we say all the things that we're afraid of out loud, 403 00:17:18,155 --> 00:17:20,304 and it makes us feel better. You know? 404 00:17:20,468 --> 00:17:22,327 - Yeah. Yeah, I'm down. - Okay. 405 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:26,029 (SIGHS) We never find Kate 406 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:29,032 and we have to tell Toby that the wedding's off 407 00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:33,015 and he's so shocked that he has a heart attack and dies. 408 00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:36,940 - Jesus, Randall. - That's-that's the game. 409 00:17:36,974 --> 00:17:38,163 - Yeah? - Yeah. 410 00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:41,101 You know, what if he doesn't die, Randall? 411 00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:42,085 Okay. 412 00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:44,671 - But, uh... - (CLEARS THROAT) 413 00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:46,796 I mean, he could kick her out of the apartment. 414 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:47,523 (WHISTLES) 415 00:17:47,548 --> 00:17:48,396 - Yeah? - Yeah. 416 00:17:48,421 --> 00:17:50,295 Now she's forced to find a place to live. 417 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,821 She's forced to move in with me, all right? 418 00:17:51,856 --> 00:17:53,189 It's supposed to be temporary, of course, 419 00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:55,593 - but neither one of us ever find love. - Mm. 420 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:58,728 Right? We become one of those creepy pairs of twins 421 00:17:58,762 --> 00:18:00,093 that grows old together. 422 00:18:00,515 --> 00:18:01,931 And we're at the grocery store 423 00:18:01,966 --> 00:18:03,640 and people mistake us for a married couple 424 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,635 and we don't even correct 'em anymore because... 425 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,906 (CHUCKLES) I mean, what's the point? 426 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:09,187 Wow. 427 00:18:09,351 --> 00:18:11,187 - You're really good at this game. - Thank you. 428 00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:12,406 You're welcome. 429 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,577 Hey, what if, after Dad died, 430 00:18:19,882 --> 00:18:22,421 I got so absorbed in my own life, 431 00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:26,343 with school and Beth and the girls, that, um, 432 00:18:27,348 --> 00:18:29,312 I stopped looking out for my sister? 433 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:37,077 What if... 434 00:18:38,166 --> 00:18:39,265 uh... 435 00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:43,609 what if she spent so much time taking care of me 436 00:18:43,634 --> 00:18:45,288 that she forgot to take care of herself? 437 00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:49,327 And year after year went by and I should've... 438 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,374 (SIGHS) recognized and I should've helped her? 439 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:56,874 I didn't help her. 440 00:19:02,562 --> 00:19:03,734 (INHALES SHARPLY) 441 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,663 (SIGHS) Randall, I do not feel better. 442 00:19:07,076 --> 00:19:08,358 No. 443 00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:20,139 ♪ 444 00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:49,408 Not big on weddings? 445 00:19:50,651 --> 00:19:51,901 Me neither, actually. 446 00:19:52,105 --> 00:19:53,908 I just do them to pay the bills, but... 447 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,885 (SIGHS) not really my jam. 448 00:19:56,691 --> 00:19:58,494 They're just so in your face, you know? 449 00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:01,712 At least there's cake. 450 00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:06,629 I hope at least Randall does a good toast. 451 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,307 I'm a sucker for a good toast. 452 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:10,129 Listen, you don't got to talk to me. 453 00:20:10,967 --> 00:20:14,176 Okay? You're Annie and Tess' aunt, not mine. 454 00:20:14,453 --> 00:20:15,856 I'm not theirs either, actually. 455 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,457 Beth is my cousin, 456 00:20:19,207 --> 00:20:21,252 so, technically, that makes... 457 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,739 Tess and Annie my... 458 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,836 first cousins once removed. 459 00:20:26,739 --> 00:20:28,277 But the girls like to call me their aunt, 460 00:20:28,302 --> 00:20:30,668 'cause, Beth, she's like a sister to me. 461 00:20:30,998 --> 00:20:32,653 'Cause her mom raised me. 462 00:20:34,326 --> 00:20:37,914 My mom dumped me in their house 463 00:20:37,939 --> 00:20:39,274 when I was seven or eight. 464 00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:41,180 Said she'd be back in a few weeks. 465 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:42,524 I know what you're trying to do. 466 00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:45,758 I don't care if my mom left me. 467 00:20:46,102 --> 00:20:48,486 Well, good for you. But I did. 468 00:20:49,153 --> 00:20:51,782 I was so angry, I wanted to take it out on the whole world. 469 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,196 Instead, I took it out on Beth's mom 470 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,212 and on Beth, on her whole family. 471 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,126 You know, somehow, 472 00:21:01,216 --> 00:21:03,361 it was my way of being loyal to my mom. 473 00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:07,461 God, I got real good 474 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:09,884 making their lives miserable. 475 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,970 Then, one morning, I don't know... 476 00:21:21,802 --> 00:21:22,970 I just forgot. 477 00:21:25,193 --> 00:21:26,784 I forgot to hate 'em. 478 00:21:30,314 --> 00:21:31,601 We were all, um... 479 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:34,032 sitting at the kitchen table, 480 00:21:34,057 --> 00:21:36,688 and Beth was saying something crazy, 481 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,246 probably about D'Angelo. 482 00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:42,133 And I started laughing. 483 00:21:44,186 --> 00:21:45,501 That was a good day. 484 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,610 The day... when it stopped making sense... 485 00:21:54,361 --> 00:21:56,273 ...hating the people who loved me. 486 00:21:57,895 --> 00:21:59,116 ♪ 487 00:22:01,339 --> 00:22:02,601 (SIGHS) 488 00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,851 Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go... 489 00:22:06,464 --> 00:22:10,374 find some pretty light and photograph the bride's shoes. 490 00:22:11,145 --> 00:22:13,841 Did I mention weddings are not my thing? 491 00:22:20,656 --> 00:22:24,871 My love for you abounds, and a heart attack 492 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:27,472 - and two proposals later... Yeah? Yup. - (KNOCK ON DOOR) 493 00:22:31,157 --> 00:22:34,304 Hey there. Come on in, parentals. 494 00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,785 - Hey, how you doing? - Doing good. 495 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,253 Was up half the night calling Task Rabbits, 496 00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:42,363 trying to convince them to fly Kate's dad's 497 00:22:42,388 --> 00:22:44,566 - T-shirt across the country. - Yeah, we know. 498 00:22:44,726 --> 00:22:45,964 That's why you couldn't have dinner with us. 499 00:22:45,989 --> 00:22:47,589 Yeah, in the end, they all said no. 500 00:22:47,614 --> 00:22:51,535 So, apparently they are "not up to the Task" Rabbits. 501 00:22:51,560 --> 00:22:52,605 (LAUGHS) 502 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,413 - Can you help me with this? - Yeah. 503 00:22:56,337 --> 00:23:00,537 Um... your mother and I, we need you to know 504 00:23:00,562 --> 00:23:03,389 that we have concerns about Kate. 505 00:23:04,423 --> 00:23:06,318 Wha... What? Why? Stop. 506 00:23:08,277 --> 00:23:09,514 You barely know her. 507 00:23:10,718 --> 00:23:14,006 Well, it feels like you're constantly 508 00:23:14,031 --> 00:23:17,075 bending over backwards to calm her. 509 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:20,427 Okay, yeah, it-it's... you guys, it's a wedding. 510 00:23:20,452 --> 00:23:21,866 It's supposed to be a little stressful. 511 00:23:21,866 --> 00:23:24,012 Yeah, but the way you tiptoe around 512 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,959 to keep from setting her off, it's just not normal, honey. 513 00:23:27,179 --> 00:23:29,863 And it feels to us like she... 514 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:32,074 she might be a little unstable. 515 00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:34,441 Wow. Un-Unstable? 516 00:23:34,609 --> 00:23:37,535 Do-Do you remember when she broke up with you for no reason, 517 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,965 and you had to fly across the country to change her mind? 518 00:23:39,990 --> 00:23:41,347 Okay, that wasn't for no reason. 519 00:23:41,372 --> 00:23:42,480 Look, Toby... 520 00:23:43,595 --> 00:23:45,699 I didn't say anything when you married your first wife. 521 00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:46,894 - Dad... - No! 522 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,234 You need to hear this. 523 00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:50,347 Now, I knew Josie wasn't good for you, 524 00:23:50,372 --> 00:23:52,188 and I held my tongue. 525 00:23:53,731 --> 00:23:56,357 And now you're gonna marry this new woman who... 526 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,897 clearly has issues you can't fix. 527 00:23:58,922 --> 00:24:01,545 And we're worried that you're headed down the same path. 528 00:24:01,572 --> 00:24:03,672 Toby, you remember... you-you remember 529 00:24:04,102 --> 00:24:07,610 what it was like when things fell apart with Josie. 530 00:24:08,578 --> 00:24:12,097 Remember how you stopped going to work, 531 00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:15,269 and how I-I-I found you 532 00:24:15,294 --> 00:24:17,800 in your apartment in the middle of a workday 533 00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:20,964 just with the curtains drawn and just-just... 534 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,652 hiding under the covers like a little kid. 535 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,042 (MARY SIGHS) 536 00:24:27,897 --> 00:24:30,205 Oh, sweetie, you were severely depressed 537 00:24:30,230 --> 00:24:33,595 for a very long time, and we-we just... 538 00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,884 You know what's funny? 539 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:37,236 Is that my whole life, 540 00:24:37,261 --> 00:24:39,728 I wanted you two to agree on something, 541 00:24:40,953 --> 00:24:43,267 and now you finally do. 542 00:24:44,487 --> 00:24:46,931 Here we are. Y-you-you agree that 543 00:24:46,956 --> 00:24:49,732 I shouldn't marry the woman that I'm madly in love with. 544 00:24:49,758 --> 00:24:51,889 - Toby, son... - No, Dad, listen. 545 00:24:51,914 --> 00:24:53,866 I think you need to hear this. 546 00:24:53,938 --> 00:24:56,951 Kate is not like Josie. All right? 547 00:24:56,976 --> 00:24:58,170 She would never hurt me. 548 00:24:58,195 --> 00:24:59,514 She cares about me. 549 00:25:00,315 --> 00:25:03,256 So, yeah, the wedding may be bringing some stuff up, 550 00:25:03,281 --> 00:25:06,514 but it's not because she's unstable. 551 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:09,678 Okay, if anyone's unstable, I'm the unstable one, right? 552 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:14,214 Fine, I'm unstably in love with-with Kate Pearson. 553 00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:18,178 So, here is what's gonna happen. 554 00:25:18,203 --> 00:25:20,758 You two are gonna go downstairs, you're gonna make a decision. 555 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,641 All right, you're gonna decide that-that coming to me like this 556 00:25:24,666 --> 00:25:26,466 was-was a terrible mistake. 557 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:29,359 All right, and you're gonna show up to my wedding with bells on. 558 00:25:29,384 --> 00:25:30,461 Or you can decide to 559 00:25:30,461 --> 00:25:31,592 go straight on to the airport. 560 00:25:32,124 --> 00:25:33,551 Either way, in about an hour, 561 00:25:33,576 --> 00:25:35,295 I'm gonna be standing out on the front lawn 562 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,167 watching my bride walk down the aisle. 563 00:25:37,167 --> 00:25:40,274 So... okay? Okay. 564 00:25:40,299 --> 00:25:43,014 Uh, please go. 565 00:25:44,798 --> 00:25:47,462 I mean, please help me with this last cuff link, 566 00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:48,952 and then go. 567 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,368 (SIGHS) 568 00:25:54,993 --> 00:25:56,102 (DOOR OPENS) 569 00:25:59,531 --> 00:26:00,883 Don't you look b... 570 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,301 - Uh, still no word from Kate? - No. 571 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:05,743 (PHONE RINGING) 572 00:26:05,768 --> 00:26:07,391 - Wait. - Oh. 573 00:26:09,794 --> 00:26:11,038 Hi, Bug. 574 00:26:11,912 --> 00:26:14,899 - KATE: Hey, Mom. - REBECCA: Where are you? 575 00:26:19,251 --> 00:26:20,965 Okay, I've been having these dreams 576 00:26:21,128 --> 00:26:23,560 every night for the past couple of weeks. 577 00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:26,598 We're at the cabin, at a wedding but... 578 00:26:27,030 --> 00:26:29,520 but it's not me and Toby, Mom. It's... 579 00:26:30,082 --> 00:26:31,367 it's you and Dad, 580 00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:33,062 and you're renewing your vows. 581 00:26:37,154 --> 00:26:39,218 And you're so beautiful and... 582 00:26:39,985 --> 00:26:42,155 and Dad is older and grayer, 583 00:26:42,180 --> 00:26:43,380 but still Dad. 584 00:26:43,654 --> 00:26:44,772 And, 585 00:26:45,924 --> 00:26:47,858 you know, we're just... we're all there. 586 00:26:48,344 --> 00:26:50,889 And we're so happy together. 587 00:26:51,567 --> 00:26:52,670 ♪ 588 00:26:56,648 --> 00:26:58,953 You know, the way it was supposed to be. 589 00:27:01,106 --> 00:27:02,264 (SIGHS) 590 00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:03,772 Wow. 591 00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:06,711 That sounds really beautiful, sweetheart. 592 00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:09,672 You know, weddings can be very emotional. 593 00:27:09,697 --> 00:27:11,906 They stir all kinds of things up. 594 00:27:12,374 --> 00:27:15,524 But that's why I'm glad you have Toby now, 595 00:27:16,028 --> 00:27:18,472 to go through these kinds of things with. 596 00:27:20,113 --> 00:27:21,759 What was he doing in the dreams? 597 00:27:22,077 --> 00:27:24,095 Probably making you laugh somehow, huh? 598 00:27:26,329 --> 00:27:27,736 No, he's not in them. 599 00:27:28,165 --> 00:27:29,189 Oh. 600 00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:32,934 Is that bad, that he's not in them? 601 00:27:32,959 --> 00:27:34,301 No, no, no. It's fine. 602 00:27:34,326 --> 00:27:37,426 I just, I figured, because, you know, the wedding. 603 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,504 - You know, you... - I got to go, Mom. 604 00:27:41,396 --> 00:27:42,583 (EXHALES) 605 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,844 ♪ 606 00:28:39,662 --> 00:28:43,452 I don't know why Toby hasn't been in the dreams I'm having. 607 00:28:45,882 --> 00:28:48,778 But I do know that he is the perfect guy for me, though. 608 00:28:50,819 --> 00:28:51,865 With... 609 00:28:52,657 --> 00:28:54,690 Without a doubt in my mind, 610 00:28:54,715 --> 00:28:58,342 and you wouldn't... you wouldn't, either. 611 00:29:02,257 --> 00:29:04,892 You remember the carnival that would come to town every summer 612 00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,317 with those old roller coasters? 613 00:29:09,643 --> 00:29:12,026 Oh, I loved riding those with you. 614 00:29:12,770 --> 00:29:16,391 I... Feeling so scared, but so safe, all at the same time. 615 00:29:19,903 --> 00:29:21,580 I've been holding onto that feeling 616 00:29:21,580 --> 00:29:23,624 for a really long time now. 617 00:29:24,162 --> 00:29:25,422 (SIGHS) 618 00:29:26,746 --> 00:29:28,786 That feeling of you next to me. 619 00:29:30,109 --> 00:29:31,333 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 620 00:29:34,832 --> 00:29:35,875 But, Dad... 621 00:29:37,286 --> 00:29:38,942 I'm getting married today. 622 00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,270 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 623 00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:41,419 Ooh. 624 00:29:41,772 --> 00:29:44,544 And I've got to make room. 625 00:29:44,569 --> 00:29:46,273 I've got to make room for Toby. 626 00:29:46,505 --> 00:29:50,166 So I've got to... I've got to let go a little now. 627 00:30:12,662 --> 00:30:14,497 How long have you guys been here? 628 00:30:14,643 --> 00:30:15,997 RANDALL: Just a few minutes. 629 00:30:16,116 --> 00:30:17,903 Seemed like you were having a moment. 630 00:30:18,765 --> 00:30:20,488 So you did it? 631 00:30:23,881 --> 00:30:26,389 I did. I did. 632 00:30:27,357 --> 00:30:28,911 Let's go get me married. 633 00:30:34,396 --> 00:30:36,324 You know, maybe we didn't fail her after all. 634 00:30:36,349 --> 00:30:37,532 Are you kidding me? 635 00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:38,771 We're great brothers. 636 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:39,989 - We are. - (SCOFFS) 637 00:30:40,190 --> 00:30:42,358 - KATE: You guys. Guys! - I would want me as a brother. 638 00:30:42,408 --> 00:30:43,688 Need to get married, here. 639 00:30:43,713 --> 00:30:44,503 - KEVIN: Oh. - RANDALL: Gotcha. 640 00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:46,136 - Let's get married, here. - Let's do that, let's do that. 641 00:30:48,749 --> 00:30:50,143 KEVIN: Oh, this is gonna be great. 642 00:30:54,700 --> 00:30:56,994 - What are you doing? - Guarding the door. 643 00:30:57,697 --> 00:30:59,551 Why are you making that cocky smile? 644 00:31:10,509 --> 00:31:11,834 What am I seeing? 645 00:31:12,201 --> 00:31:13,709 Did she just have a pretty dress on, 646 00:31:13,734 --> 00:31:14,842 and some lip gloss? 647 00:31:14,867 --> 00:31:15,889 We had a talk. 648 00:31:16,393 --> 00:31:18,592 Don't expect her to do The Electric Slide tonight, 649 00:31:18,617 --> 00:31:21,355 but, uh, if we're lucky, we might get a sentence or two. 650 00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,560 Good Lord, I love my baby cousin. 651 00:31:23,904 --> 00:31:25,404 - (CHUCKLES) - Oh, thank you. 652 00:31:28,776 --> 00:31:29,912 Oh, Kate. 653 00:31:31,001 --> 00:31:32,143 Hi. 654 00:31:33,283 --> 00:31:36,049 You look stunning. 655 00:31:36,074 --> 00:31:38,019 That dress is just... 656 00:31:39,658 --> 00:31:40,721 Perfect. 657 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:43,049 I mean, it's gonna be perfect in the setting. 658 00:31:43,074 --> 00:31:44,502 Not that it wouldn't be perfect anywhere 659 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,019 because it's a beautiful dress. 660 00:31:46,044 --> 00:31:47,301 - Mom. - But it's... 661 00:31:47,887 --> 00:31:51,316 - I know. Are you okay? - Yeah. 662 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,807 I just, uh... 663 00:31:53,279 --> 00:31:55,879 I feel really bad for upsetting you on the phone earlier. 664 00:31:55,904 --> 00:31:57,513 Oh, no, you didn't. 665 00:31:57,538 --> 00:31:59,692 I was going through my own thing. 666 00:32:00,446 --> 00:32:01,553 Okay. 667 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,858 I just, I want... 668 00:32:04,647 --> 00:32:06,420 I want today to be perfect for you 669 00:32:06,445 --> 00:32:08,217 in every way that you've ever dreamed about. 670 00:32:08,242 --> 00:32:10,647 And I know that sometimes I can make you... 671 00:32:11,618 --> 00:32:12,678 You know... 672 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,940 So I'm just... I want to stay out of your way, okay? 673 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:24,938 Mom, I know that our stuff... 674 00:32:25,332 --> 00:32:27,909 it can be complicated sometimes. 675 00:32:30,004 --> 00:32:31,191 But it's because... 676 00:32:31,568 --> 00:32:34,917 all that I've ever wanted was to be like you. 677 00:32:37,049 --> 00:32:38,908 I want to be a singer like you. 678 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:41,282 I want to be a mom like you. 679 00:32:42,682 --> 00:32:45,759 I want to have a marriage like yours. 680 00:32:49,348 --> 00:32:50,860 Mom, you are not... 681 00:32:51,295 --> 00:32:54,756 You are not in my way. You are my way. 682 00:32:56,229 --> 00:32:58,789 - Sweetheart... - No. No cry... 683 00:32:58,806 --> 00:33:00,103 - No crying. We have to get to - Okay, okay. 684 00:33:00,128 --> 00:33:02,695 - the wedding first before you cry. - I know, but... 685 00:33:02,775 --> 00:33:05,199 ♪ Covered in everything ♪ 686 00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:08,793 - ♪ Coveted all at once... ♪ - Dad, can I ask you something? 687 00:33:08,818 --> 00:33:09,894 Anything. 688 00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:12,464 Can I marry you one day? 689 00:33:12,921 --> 00:33:14,191 (CHUCKLES) 690 00:33:14,876 --> 00:33:19,589 ♪ Everything all at once ♪ 691 00:33:21,861 --> 00:33:24,418 ♪ But I would fake ♪ 692 00:33:24,479 --> 00:33:26,246 ♪ I would hate ♪ 693 00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:28,430 ♪ I would break ♪ 694 00:33:28,455 --> 00:33:31,503 ♪ Every inch of my love ♪ 695 00:33:31,657 --> 00:33:36,461 ♪ But I would fake, I would hate ♪ 696 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,290 ♪ I would break ♪ 697 00:33:38,315 --> 00:33:41,274 ♪ Every inch of my love ♪ 698 00:33:41,564 --> 00:33:43,907 ♪ Every inch of my love... ♪ 699 00:33:44,530 --> 00:33:47,595 JACK: I'm sorry, baby, that's... not really how it works. 700 00:33:48,469 --> 00:33:49,735 But... 701 00:33:51,726 --> 00:33:53,769 But you want to know the exciting part? 702 00:33:54,343 --> 00:33:57,078 One day, a long time from now, 703 00:33:57,449 --> 00:34:00,095 you're gonna meet someone who's better than me. 704 00:34:01,194 --> 00:34:05,275 He's gonna be stronger and handsomer 705 00:34:06,057 --> 00:34:07,845 and even better at board games than me. 706 00:34:07,870 --> 00:34:08,936 (YOUNG KATE LAUGHS) 707 00:34:09,294 --> 00:34:10,745 JACK: And when you find him, 708 00:34:10,847 --> 00:34:12,410 when you find that guy, 709 00:34:13,158 --> 00:34:14,792 that's the guy you're gonna marry. 710 00:34:14,897 --> 00:34:17,633 Oh, and he's one lucky guy, 711 00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:20,618 the guy that gets to marry you, Katie girl. 712 00:34:22,817 --> 00:34:25,322 And your mom and me, we're gonna be there, you know. 713 00:34:25,587 --> 00:34:26,908 Just to check him out. 714 00:34:27,888 --> 00:34:30,565 Make sure he's as good at board games 715 00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:32,112 as you think that he is. 716 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:34,706 ♪ That you probably meant for us... ♪ 717 00:34:36,153 --> 00:34:37,698 And, assuming that he is, 718 00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:42,230 I'll get to walk you down the aisle. 719 00:34:44,414 --> 00:34:46,081 And I may even cry a little. (CHUCKLES) 720 00:34:46,357 --> 00:34:47,323 (CHUCKLES) 721 00:34:47,348 --> 00:34:49,737 ♪ And I saw the peaks on my own ♪ 722 00:34:50,557 --> 00:34:54,519 ♪ That you probably meant for us ♪ 723 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,745 ♪ And I tore the fear from my bones ♪ 724 00:35:00,184 --> 00:35:04,881 ♪ That you probably never lost. ♪ 725 00:35:08,312 --> 00:35:09,442 ♪ 726 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:24,716 Watch it. 727 00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:31,349 You know, I still don't understand what Zoe said to her. 728 00:35:31,374 --> 00:35:33,475 Me neither. But who cares? 729 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,052 - She's magic. - Mm-hmm. 730 00:35:36,586 --> 00:35:37,942 - I told you. - This is good. 731 00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:40,958 You three are Beth and Randall's girls, right? 732 00:35:41,178 --> 00:35:42,458 Yes, we are. 733 00:35:42,522 --> 00:35:45,153 Oh, you two are the spitting image of your mother. 734 00:35:45,242 --> 00:35:47,977 But you, you look just like your father. 735 00:35:48,106 --> 00:35:49,231 (LAUGHS SOFTLY) 736 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:52,818 So what's good over here, hmm? 737 00:36:01,590 --> 00:36:02,817 ♪ 738 00:36:09,425 --> 00:36:13,575 Uh... excuse me, everyone. Hi. 739 00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:16,989 I'm Kevin. I'm Kate's brother, and it is toast time. 740 00:36:17,736 --> 00:36:18,927 So... 741 00:36:21,358 --> 00:36:22,536 Um... 742 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,122 To, uh... 743 00:36:29,742 --> 00:36:33,575 My, uh, my brother and I have been going, 744 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,067 uh, well, a little bit crazy the past couple of days. 745 00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:37,200 Um... 746 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:40,333 W-we were going crazy 'cause we-we wanted to make sure 747 00:36:40,358 --> 00:36:42,310 that this day was perfect for you, Kate. 748 00:36:43,732 --> 00:36:46,403 And the reason we wanted to make sure this day was absolutely perfect 749 00:36:46,428 --> 00:36:48,669 for you is because that's... 750 00:36:50,349 --> 00:36:51,638 that's what Dad would've done. 751 00:36:51,663 --> 00:36:53,130 He would've made it perfect for you. 752 00:36:55,083 --> 00:36:56,208 And, uh... 753 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:57,560 If he were here, 754 00:36:57,585 --> 00:36:59,411 he definitely would've looked at you 755 00:37:00,322 --> 00:37:02,208 and he would've said, "Katie girl... 756 00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:05,755 in your life... 757 00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:08,185 you have never looked more beautiful... 758 00:37:08,956 --> 00:37:10,388 than you do right now." 759 00:37:11,406 --> 00:37:13,185 And he would've been right, by the way. 760 00:37:13,896 --> 00:37:15,099 You're beautiful. 761 00:37:17,175 --> 00:37:20,849 Um... Mom, Randall, 762 00:37:20,874 --> 00:37:21,927 uh... 763 00:37:22,182 --> 00:37:25,153 earlier last year, Kate said something to me that was, 764 00:37:25,589 --> 00:37:27,333 well, profound, uh... 765 00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:31,192 She said, "Kevin, if you don't allow yourself to... 766 00:37:31,539 --> 00:37:33,270 to grieve Dad's death, 767 00:37:33,295 --> 00:37:36,177 it'll be like taking a giant breath in and just... 768 00:37:36,977 --> 00:37:38,286 holding it there 769 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,083 for the rest of your life." 770 00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:46,027 I... At the time, I didn't want to hear any of that. You know... 771 00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:48,294 I... I didn't. Um... 772 00:37:48,319 --> 00:37:51,435 but here we are. It's one DUI and a rehab stint later, 773 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:54,195 and I-I'm-I'm thinking maybe you were on to something 774 00:37:55,133 --> 00:37:57,278 - when you said that to me, um... - (LIGHT CHUCKLES) 775 00:37:58,614 --> 00:38:01,747 I think we've all been holding our breath 776 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,919 for a long time. And, um... 777 00:38:05,232 --> 00:38:07,495 So before we toast Toby and Kate, 778 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,721 before we clink our glasses, 779 00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:11,915 I think that the four of us should, uh, 780 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,841 release that breath together. 781 00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:18,429 I think it's important that we do that, that we just let go 782 00:38:18,454 --> 00:38:20,520 of those things we've been holding onto, so... 783 00:38:21,941 --> 00:38:23,161 So here we go. 784 00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:26,621 (DEEP INHALE) 785 00:38:28,778 --> 00:38:30,169 (SLOW EXHALE) 786 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,067 (DEEP INHALE) 787 00:38:34,553 --> 00:38:35,645 (SLOW EXHALE) 788 00:38:35,702 --> 00:38:36,856 (EXHALE) 789 00:38:37,814 --> 00:38:39,028 (EXHALING) 790 00:38:43,816 --> 00:38:45,051 - Okay. - (LIGHT CHUCKLES) 791 00:38:46,266 --> 00:38:47,633 KEVIN: I, uh... 792 00:38:47,658 --> 00:38:48,966 I think my time is up. 793 00:38:49,876 --> 00:38:51,418 Um... (CLEARS THROAT) 794 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:54,178 Toby, Kate... 795 00:38:55,552 --> 00:38:56,692 I love you both so much. 796 00:38:56,717 --> 00:38:58,770 I really do. I am so happy for you. I'm proud. 797 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:00,730 And I-I'm sorry my toast was weird. 798 00:39:01,186 --> 00:39:03,145 I'm not an expert on marriage at all, 799 00:39:03,170 --> 00:39:05,805 but, um, this next young gentleman is, 800 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:07,981 my brother Randall. Please come save me. 801 00:39:08,545 --> 00:39:10,255 Save your brother. Come on, young man. 802 00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,895 Ladies and gentlemen, Randall Pearson, 803 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,591 my brother. 804 00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:16,751 Oh man! You did good. 805 00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:18,028 There you go. 806 00:39:18,053 --> 00:39:19,317 (APPLAUSE) 807 00:39:19,408 --> 00:39:20,536 Um... 808 00:39:21,557 --> 00:39:25,755 Those of you who know me, know that I'm big on control. 809 00:39:28,182 --> 00:39:30,731 It's taken me 37 years to accept the fact 810 00:39:30,756 --> 00:39:32,435 that there's absolutely zero point 811 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:34,263 in trying to control the future. 812 00:39:35,013 --> 00:39:36,677 'Cause nobody knows where we'll be. 813 00:39:38,227 --> 00:39:39,778 Not even a year from now. 814 00:39:40,442 --> 00:39:42,060 CAPTAIN (OVER P.A.): Well, folks, we'll be landing 815 00:39:42,085 --> 00:39:44,380 in Vietnam shortly, where it's a balmy 816 00:39:44,405 --> 00:39:45,810 85 degrees. 817 00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:47,645 ♪ 818 00:39:55,896 --> 00:39:56,966 Hey, babe. 819 00:39:58,400 --> 00:39:59,989 I just spoke to the doctor. 820 00:40:00,014 --> 00:40:01,481 He wants you to come in tomorrow, 821 00:40:01,594 --> 00:40:03,153 talk about adjusting your meds. 822 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:10,005 But... what we can control 823 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:12,224 are the people we choose. 824 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:13,825 Choosing our people 825 00:40:13,850 --> 00:40:17,239 is the closest we come to controlling our destiny. 826 00:40:18,700 --> 00:40:19,919 Where's Deja? 827 00:40:21,279 --> 00:40:24,169 RANDALL: Because... while everything else may change, 828 00:40:24,783 --> 00:40:26,474 if you choose right, 829 00:40:28,108 --> 00:40:29,700 your people will stay the same. 830 00:40:34,868 --> 00:40:36,255 Whether that's tonight 831 00:40:36,773 --> 00:40:38,591 or a year from now, 832 00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:41,552 or ten years from now... 833 00:40:43,466 --> 00:40:45,294 It's time to go see her, Tess. 834 00:40:46,742 --> 00:40:47,997 I'm not ready. 835 00:40:49,849 --> 00:40:51,044 Me neither. 836 00:40:55,114 --> 00:40:56,317 RANDALL: Katie girl, 837 00:40:56,744 --> 00:40:57,880 Tobias, 838 00:40:58,516 --> 00:40:59,888 when I look at you, 839 00:40:59,913 --> 00:41:03,310 I know in my bones that in choosing each other, 840 00:41:04,510 --> 00:41:05,778 you have chosen 841 00:41:05,803 --> 00:41:07,036 perfectly. 842 00:41:09,147 --> 00:41:10,310 (SOFTLY): Yes. 843 00:41:10,483 --> 00:41:11,683 To Kate and Toby. 844 00:41:11,708 --> 00:41:13,142 Kate and Toby. 845 00:41:13,927 --> 00:41:15,368 - (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) - Come here. 846 00:41:18,447 --> 00:41:19,653 ♪ 847 00:42:05,612 --> 00:42:07,145 I liked your toast. 848 00:42:08,574 --> 00:42:11,356 I've, um, always been a sucker for a good toast. 849 00:42:12,517 --> 00:42:14,536 - Thank you. - Yeah. 850 00:42:14,749 --> 00:42:18,538 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*