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In tenth grade, high school students
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are presented with picking a
class of their own choosing.
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This is called an elective.
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Courses on offer included wood shop...
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I'm happy with ten fingers, thank you.
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Introduction to agriculture...
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I think you know the answer to that.
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Wrestling...
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I'd rather milk that cow.
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All of which led me to the
elective I reluctantly chose...
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Psychology 101, an investigation
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into why people think and
feel the way they do. Ugh.
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All right,
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with Thanksgiving weekend approaching,
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it's the perfect opportunity to observe
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family dynamics and how
our parents, relatives
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and siblings affect us.
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Now, the...
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Yes, Sheldon.
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I don't find that interesting.
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Well, tough knuckles,
that's the assignment.
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Now, you'll all be expected
to collect data on your family,
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form a hypothesis,
and make a prediction.
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So you're giving us
homework for Thanksgiving?
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Yes.
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Oh, boy!
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Hey, listen, something came up today
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- that we need to talk about.
- What's that?
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I maybe have a shot at a better job.
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Oh, George, they're finally
gonna make you head coach?
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Better than that.
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Special Teams Coach,
University of Tulsa.
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In Oklahoma?
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That is where they're
keeping Tulsa these days.
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No need to be lippy.
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You're not seriously
thinking about moving
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this whole family to Oklahoma, are you?
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It's 400 miles away, I
wasn't gonna commute.
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Well, that's not gonna work.
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The kids are all settled
in with school and friends,
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and I've got my job at the church,
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and then there's Mom.
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Am I supposed to just
walk away from her?
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No, what you're supposed to do
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is support my efforts
to improve our life.
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Notes for psychology paper.
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What you doing?
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Shh. Family conflict has been observed.
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Subject M and Subject D have
opposing views on relocating.
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You better not be recording
over my Janet Jackson tape.
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Would you please?
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Who's Subject M and Subject D?
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I can't tell you that,
you might skew the results.
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Okay, then tell me what skew means.
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Are you going to talk the whole time?
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It seems to be annoying you, so, yeah.
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Mary, I just can't thank you
enough for inviting me today.
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You're very welcome,
John. Love having you here.
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Last Thanksgiving, I just sat
in my apartment all by myself
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and ate a turkey sandwich.
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That is so sad.
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Well, it wasn't at the time,
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but now that I have
something to compare it to,
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I realize what a pathetic loser I was.
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You were never a loser.
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Yeah, you were.
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Hey, Georgie,
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you have any sentimental
attachment to this town?
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- I don't know, why?
- I'm just curious if,
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you know, we ever did pick
up and live somewhere else,
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how you'd feel about it.
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Well, if it was Hawaii,
I'd feel pretty great.
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That's where they make Magnum, P.I.
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I don't think Hawaii's in the cards.
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How about Miami?
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Let me guess, 'cause of Miami Vice?
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Golden Girls.
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Course.
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Car.
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I saw this one
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where Blanche dates this little guy
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who breaks up with her 'cause
she's not Jewish. So good.
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Forget about Miami
and Hawaii and Blanche.
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I mean, how do you feel about
not staying in Medford forever?
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Well, I guess I'd be okay with it.
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All right.
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Good to know.
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Subject D is attempting
to influence Subject G
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regarding relocating.
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What about you, Sheldon?
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What about me what?
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Could you ever see
yourself leaving Medford?
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I'm sorry, Dad, but
I'm unable to express
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an opinion at this time.
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Why not?
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In the interest of science,
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I have to remain a neutral observer.
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Glad I asked.
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Hey, fellows, may I join?
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Sure. Here you go.
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Dang, nice catch.
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Car.
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Listen, I'm gonna need
your help with something.
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- Is it about money?
- No.
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Then I'm your gal. What's up?
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George is up for a coaching
job at the University of Tulsa.
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Tulsa? Ugh.
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Last year, I lost
$800 on that damn team.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I'm fine with most of
the Division I stuff,
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but these independent teams,
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I j... I just can't seem
to get a handle on it.
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You think if George got that job
he might give me an inside line?
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Mom.
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Well, I'd cut him in,
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make it look like a Christmas present.
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Would you please listen to me?
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If we move up there,
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other than holidays,
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you're not gonna see your grandkids.
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Oh, that's a point.
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You make it sound like a
Sophie's Choice kind of deal.
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During dinner, maybe you could express
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how devastating it would
be to be away from the kids.
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Well, I don't think I'd
use the word "devastating."
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That doesn't sound like me.
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Okay, well, use whatever word you want.
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I might use... "heartbroken."
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Good, use that.
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Yeah, maybe. Have you got a thesaurus?
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Oh, dear.
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Don't be scared, Sheldon,
it's just a parade.
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I already don't like dogs.
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Gigantic and floating does not help.
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- Hey, how's the parade?
- Great.
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Alf is one of the hosts.
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Alf, cool. Hey, so listen,
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how attached are you to
living here in Medford?
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I don't know what that means.
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If we moved away,
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do you have really good
friends that you'd miss a lot?
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I have really good friends,
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but I think they would mostly miss me.
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'Cause you make friends wherever you go.
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I do. People are drawn to me.
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Ugh.
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Sorry, I'm neutral.
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Okay, so what I'm hearing is that
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you'd be happy no matter where we lived.
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I guess. Dad, please,
I'm trying to watch TV.
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Sorry. I'll leave you to it.
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Oh dear, Big Bird.
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You're making a sandwich?
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I'm a creature of habit.
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Hey, why don't we all
go around the table
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and say what we're thankful for?
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Come on, really?
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Yes, really.
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I'll start.
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I'm thankful to be surrounded
by my loving family.
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What about that guy?
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That guy... Dr. Sturgis...
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Is part of our extended family.
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Mm, thank you.
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And I'm also thankful for
this warm and comfy home
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that God has blessed us with
and this great neighborhood
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with my mom living
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right across the street,
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and of course our excellent
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school system that provides our children
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with a world-class education.
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Missy?
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I'm thankful that there's two
different Ghostbuster cartoons.
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That's it?
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Unless you know about a third one.
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Okay, my turn.
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Um, I am so thankful to be able to watch
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my grandchildren grow up.
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And I can't even tell you
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how much it means to me
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that y'all live right across the street.
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And if y'all weren't,
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I would just be... heartbroken.
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And not just heartbroken...
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Crestfallen and chagrined.
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And, uh,
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I'm also thankful for my health,
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that that mole on my hip
turned out to be nothing,
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and, uh,
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I'm very thankful for John here,
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who has
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brought so much happiness to me.
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That's it for me.
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- Oh, my.
- Aw, lovely, Mom.
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Oh, my, I don't know where to begin.
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Well, first of all, I'm
thankful to you, Connie,
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for how you make me laugh,
make me feel cared for,
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all the ways you're affectionate to me
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that I can't discuss
in-in front of children
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because that would be
inappropriate, right?
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Right.
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And I'm thankful to be here
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with your wonderful family.
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This is something I didn't
experience growing up.
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See, my father was away
a great deal on business
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and it was just me and my mother
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and she was a cold and distant woman
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who blamed the world for her club foot.
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- Sweetie.
- And I...
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Wrap it up.
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Sorry.
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My gratitude knows no bounds.
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- Thank you.
- Georgie?
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Um, I'm thankful for my job
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at the auto shop.
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Uh, let's see...
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Oh, Alyssa Milano from Who's the Boss?
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She's really hot. Mm... That's about it.
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That's wonderful. Shelly?
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I'm sorry, Mom, but if
I answer that question,
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I'd be violating my
experimental protocol.
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Okay, moving on. George?
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Well...
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I'm thankful to share
Thanksgiving dinner
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with my family, of course.
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I'm also thankful for this
fine country we live in
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and all the opportunities
it provides us.
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Especially when those opportunities
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come once in a lifetime and
require taking a small risk
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and believing in one another.
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We're really gonna do this now?
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Hey, you started it with
all that school system crap.
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I only did that because you've been
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trying to twist the kids' heads around.
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All right, who talked?
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- Who do you think?
- Missy.
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Yup.
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Well, it doesn't matter
because you obviously
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went to your mother and
made her your stalking horse.
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Of course she went to me.
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Move to Oklahoma, what's wrong with you?
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Wait, we're moving to Oklahoma?
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I thought Texans don't like Oklahoma.
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You're damn right we don't.
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- What's wrong with Oklahoma?
- I'll tell you later.
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Okay, that's enough of this.
Nobody's moving anywhere.
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Let's just have a nice, quiet dinner.
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That's it? Y-You're gonna
make the decision for me?
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I'm making a decision for us.
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All right, then.
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Where are you going?
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George.
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George!
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As we sat in silence,
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I had a horrible realization.
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For the first time in my life,
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I didn't look forward
to doing my homework.
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Just watch the TV.
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Second down, nine...
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Difficult day.
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Yes.
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Psychology? Is that a
new interest of yours?
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- It was either this or milking cows.
- Oh.
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I once was licked by a cow.
266
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:50,319
You made the right choice.
267
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,880
I'm not so sure.
268
00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:53,389
Why is that?
269
00:11:53,390 --> 00:11:56,349
Well, I was supposed to
observe family dynamics
270
00:11:56,350 --> 00:11:59,069
over Thanksgiving for my hypothesis,
271
00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:00,229
then make a prediction.
272
00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:02,719
Oh. All right.
273
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,799
So, um, what did you observe?
274
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:08,690
My mom and dad arguing
over moving to Oklahoma
275
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,980
for my dad's job.
276
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,669
I would concur with that observation.
277
00:12:12,670 --> 00:12:16,539
Now, can you form a
hypothesis based on that?
278
00:12:16,540 --> 00:12:20,270
Well, their marriage is a zero sum game.
279
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,539
What's good for my father
280
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,880
isn't good for my mother and vice versa.
281
00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,970
Excellent.
282
00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,419
And your prediction?
283
00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:28,620
Well, based on previous arguments
284
00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:30,659
I've observed, my father will try
285
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,109
to reassert his dominance
286
00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:34,690
by making a meaningless
symbolic gesture.
287
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:37,889
Really? That seems a bit of a stretch.
288
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,119
♪ You take it on the run, baby ♪
289
00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:47,939
♪ If that's the way you want it, baby ♪
290
00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,940
♪ Then I don't want you around... ♪
291
00:12:50,950 --> 00:12:54,309
I will never question you again.
292
00:12:54,310 --> 00:12:57,319
♪ I don't believe it... ♪
293
00:12:59,590 --> 00:13:00,929
Are you insane?
294
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,729
We can't afford a Ferrari.
295
00:13:02,730 --> 00:13:04,199
It's a Fiero.
296
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,199
Ferrari, Fiero, same thing.
297
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,459
Not really.
298
00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:09,329
Now, do you mind? I'm
trying to watch the game.
299
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,799
Everybody's going to Meemaw's. Come on.
300
00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,290
Leave that tin can...
301
00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,300
It's not like we haven't
302
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,199
- heard them fight before.
- Just keep moving.
303
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,269
Are we sleeping there? Do
I need to bring pajamas?
304
00:13:18,270 --> 00:13:19,939
Just sleep in your underwear.
305
00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,309
In my underwear?
306
00:13:21,310 --> 00:13:22,809
I hardly think so.
307
00:13:22,810 --> 00:13:24,049
Wait, I forgot something.
308
00:13:24,050 --> 00:13:25,909
Just so you know, you're
sleeping out here tonight.
309
00:13:25,910 --> 00:13:28,249
Perfect, then I won't have to move.
310
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:31,350
I just want to thank
you for a lovely dinner.
311
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:07,089
Come on!
312
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,589
Good.
313
00:14:09,590 --> 00:14:11,290
Come on!
314
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,389
You kids excited to go back to school?
315
00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:20,679
Of course I am.
316
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,120
He doesn't speak for me.
317
00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,690
What are you doing?
318
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:25,929
Having coffee.
319
00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,659
Uh, no, not in my house.
320
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:29,479
Oh, come on, the best part of waking up
321
00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:30,799
is Folgers in your cup.
322
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,169
Put it down.
323
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,769
I can't drink coffee,
324
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:37,209
I can't chew tobacco, is
there anything I can do?
325
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,839
Yeah, quit talking.
326
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,339
Where's Dad?
327
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:43,149
He went to Oklahoma
for that job interview.
328
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,010
I thought you put your
foot down on that one.
329
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,779
Just keep eating your breakfast.
330
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,880
You really think we might move there?
331
00:14:50,650 --> 00:14:53,360
I don't know what to think.
332
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,490
Spending the Thanksgiving weekend
333
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,409
working in my family's
convenience store,
334
00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:02,699
I observed my father and mother working
335
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:05,430
from 6:00 in the morning
till 10:00 at night.
336
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,879
My hypothesis was that
economic advancement
337
00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,039
for immigrant families is
more important than celebrating
338
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,239
a holiday where people
eat until they pass out
339
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,109
in front of the TV.
340
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,479
All right, Tam.
341
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:19,010
Well, based on your
observations and hypothesis,
342
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,819
were you able to make a prediction?
343
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:24,049
Yes. At some point, my father would die
344
00:15:24,050 --> 00:15:25,619
prematurely from stress.
345
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,369
And my mother will come live with me,
346
00:15:27,370 --> 00:15:29,100
where she will constantly disapprove
347
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:32,310
of my hot, blonde, American wife.
348
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:39,430
Okay. Uh, I think we all
learned something there.
349
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,839
Uh, thank you, Tam.
350
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,500
Uh, Mr. Cooper, you're up.
351
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,300
Beginning on Wednesday
night, I observed my parents
352
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:55,019
arguing over the possibility
of us moving to Tulsa, Oklahoma.
353
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,869
Ugh, Oklahoma.
354
00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:59,819
The argument escalated and
then my father stormed out
355
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,739
and bought a Fiero.
356
00:16:02,740 --> 00:16:04,949
And then I went to my Meemaw's
357
00:16:04,950 --> 00:16:06,699
and slept in my underwear!
358
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,799
That's it; I've wasted my life.
359
00:16:16,340 --> 00:16:19,309
You want to tell me what happened?
360
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,470
Instead of remaining a neutral observer,
361
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,260
I got emotional in
front of the whole class.
362
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:25,849
Well, that's not a big deal.
363
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,149
Yes, it is; I'm a scientist.
364
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:30,589
You never hear about
Newton crying like a baby
365
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,650
when he got brutalized by an apple.
366
00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,720
I think you're being a
little tough on yourself.
367
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:38,629
I wonder why this is
affecting me so much.
368
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,160
Well, maybe it has something
to do with your parents arguing.
369
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:44,899
Us moving? I don't think so.
370
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,369
Texas, Oklahoma...
what's the difference?
371
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,969
Hey, now, I think you
might want to crack open
372
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:53,679
your psychology textbook
'cause that there is crazy talk.
373
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,409
I did read a chapter
on repressing emotions.
374
00:16:57,410 --> 00:17:00,179
I suppose I could've been
doing that to avoid dealing
375
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:01,919
with the fear of change,
376
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,650
and moving would
certainly be a big change.
377
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,680
- That's very astute.
- I'd have a new room,
378
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,220
in a new house,
379
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,890
and the new house would
probably have a different smell,
380
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,559
and I probably wouldn't like that smell
381
00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,399
because I don't like new smells,
382
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,240
and I'd be going to a new school
with new kids and new teachers,
383
00:17:18,250 --> 00:17:20,129
and I bet they'd all
smell different, as well.
384
00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:21,399
Okay, now calm down.
385
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,000
That's easy for you to say.
386
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:25,639
Your olfactory senses
aren't about to be assaulted
387
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:27,179
by the state of Oklahoma.
388
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,240
Okay, let's try a different approach.
389
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,749
Can I take you to get some ice cream?
390
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,499
I'm having an emotional crisis, Meemaw!
391
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,619
You can't fix that with ice cream.
392
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,220
Right. Sorry.
393
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:43,729
You want to go to Radio Shack?
394
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,780
Yes, I want to go to Radio Shack!
395
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,899
Well, sir, that's the tour.
396
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:56,939
What do you think,
nicer than East Texas?
397
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,809
Very impressive.
398
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,250
Not sure how you did it,
399
00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:03,079
but that is the least disgusting
locker room I've ever been in.
400
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,109
Yes, sir.
401
00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,050
Every bit of it's brand, spanking new.
402
00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:08,480
I bet if you had to, you
could even eat lunch in there.
403
00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:11,550
So what do you say, George?
404
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,619
I could sure use a man
with your track record
405
00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:15,929
to coach special teams. Please.
406
00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:20,159
Thank you. I got to
say, I'm real tempted.
407
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,429
How does the family
feel about relocating?
408
00:18:22,430 --> 00:18:26,469
Oh, they're all pretty
excited about the opportunity.
409
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:29,239
The kids see it as an adventure.
410
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,510
So why am I feeling like
you got some hesitation?
411
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,539
If it's about the money,
412
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,079
I believe I can get you some more money.
413
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:38,780
No, no, no, the money's good.
414
00:18:38,790 --> 00:18:41,990
Well, that's it, then.
You're gonna fit in perfectly
415
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,100
with our program here.
416
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,150
We got a lovely little house
for you and your family,
417
00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:46,419
and best of all,
418
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:48,659
you're gonna be out of Texas.
419
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,129
I thought you started out in Houston?
420
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,100
Shh. I'm trying to fit in around here.
421
00:18:56,930 --> 00:18:59,799
So we have a deal?
422
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,730
What happened?
423
00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:30,999
Can I take my coat off?
424
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,969
No. What happened?
425
00:19:32,970 --> 00:19:36,000
I turned it down.
426
00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,179
Why?
427
00:19:37,180 --> 00:19:39,209
'Cause you're afraid of Mom?
428
00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,809
'Cause I don't want to live in Oklahoma.
429
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:42,949
George.
430
00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:44,889
What difference does it make, Mare?
431
00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:45,990
We're not moving.
432
00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:50,989
As a child, I never understood
433
00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:54,450
the sacrifices my father made
for his family's happiness,
434
00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,489
which made me somewhat
less compassionate
435
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,529
than I should've been.
436
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,129
Yay! We're not moving!
437
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:00,749
We're staying in Texas!
438
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:11,609
- John?
- Yes?
439
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:16,309
Could we do it just one more time?
440
00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:19,479
Really? I don't want
you to get tired of it.
441
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:24,289
I won't. Please?
442
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,789
Well, I can't say no to you.
443
00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:31,930
Fire in the hole.
444
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,500
Unbelievable.
445
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:40,050
Again, again.
446
00:20:41,860 --> 00:20:47,740
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