1 00:00:01,188 --> 00:00:03,223 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:03,224 --> 00:00:05,859 I don't see her making it through the night. 3 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,427 RANDALL: We're good now. 4 00:00:07,528 --> 00:00:09,963 You made us good. 5 00:00:10,064 --> 00:00:12,299 You tell him hey. 6 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:16,870 Hey. 7 00:00:17,905 --> 00:00:18,905 Hey. 8 00:00:19,006 --> 00:00:20,841 I'm pregnant. 9 00:00:20,942 --> 00:00:22,542 You're gonna be a grandfather. 10 00:00:22,643 --> 00:00:26,046 I'm not worried about forgetting about the big stuff. 11 00:00:26,147 --> 00:00:28,548 It's the regular... 12 00:00:28,649 --> 00:00:30,684 Saturday when the kids were little, 13 00:00:30,785 --> 00:00:33,286 a day when nothing big really happened. 14 00:00:33,387 --> 00:00:35,021 We were just laughing 15 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:37,324 and playing pin the tail on the donkey. 16 00:00:37,425 --> 00:00:39,993 That's the stuff I'm not ready to let go of yet. 17 00:00:41,195 --> 00:00:43,530 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 18 00:00:56,811 --> 00:00:59,613 - Mm. Hey. - Hey. 19 00:01:00,915 --> 00:01:02,349 Mm. 20 00:01:03,451 --> 00:01:05,485 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 21 00:01:06,988 --> 00:01:10,724 Did you know you have a tiny little scar 22 00:01:10,825 --> 00:01:13,360 - underneath your eyebrow? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 23 00:01:14,362 --> 00:01:16,263 Yeah. 24 00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:19,232 I never noticed it before. 25 00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,034 Yeah. (INHALES DEEPLY) 26 00:01:21,135 --> 00:01:24,304 It comes out when I'm in the sun, 27 00:01:24,405 --> 00:01:26,373 and I got a little sun the other day. 28 00:01:26,474 --> 00:01:29,910 I can't believe I never noticed it. 29 00:01:32,313 --> 00:01:34,915 (CLEARS THROAT) So... 30 00:01:35,016 --> 00:01:36,917 - when I was a little girl... - Mm-hmm. 31 00:01:37,018 --> 00:01:38,962 ...there was this little playground right by my house 32 00:01:38,986 --> 00:01:41,588 that my dad would take me to sometimes, 33 00:01:41,689 --> 00:01:45,392 and it had one of those really lame slides 34 00:01:45,493 --> 00:01:47,557 that would give you burn marks on your butt. Mm-hmm. 35 00:01:47,581 --> 00:01:50,263 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - And, um, you know, 36 00:01:50,364 --> 00:01:52,432 one of those weird old rocking horse things 37 00:01:52,533 --> 00:01:53,934 that only had one eye. 38 00:01:54,035 --> 00:01:55,835 The springy ones. 39 00:01:55,937 --> 00:01:57,804 - Yeah, yeah. - Totally creeped me out. 40 00:01:57,905 --> 00:02:02,542 But then there was this one swing. 41 00:02:02,643 --> 00:02:04,444 God, I loved that swing. 42 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:08,915 And he would push me on it. 43 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:12,319 And one time, I remember I turned around 44 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:15,455 on the way back down, and my dad wasn't paying attention, 45 00:02:15,556 --> 00:02:19,192 and his watch clocked me right above the eye. 46 00:02:19,293 --> 00:02:20,694 Hmm. 47 00:02:20,795 --> 00:02:22,829 He felt so bad, 48 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:26,433 but I didn't care because him pushing me in that swing 49 00:02:26,534 --> 00:02:28,001 was just my favorite thing 50 00:02:28,102 --> 00:02:29,336 in the entire world, you know? 51 00:02:29,437 --> 00:02:32,572 DAVE: And we swing. 52 00:02:32,673 --> 00:02:36,476 It was such a treat for me, going there with him. 53 00:02:38,212 --> 00:02:39,779 But I would just... I'd spend 54 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,917 the entire time worrying about when... 55 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,888 ...he would stop pushing me, 56 00:02:48,990 --> 00:02:51,624 when he'd say that it was time to go home. 57 00:02:55,329 --> 00:02:58,064 Really wish that I had spent more time appreciating it 58 00:02:58,165 --> 00:03:00,700 when it was all happening, 59 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:03,803 instead of just... 60 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:06,506 worrying about when it would end. 61 00:03:06,607 --> 00:03:08,508 Hmm. 62 00:03:08,609 --> 00:03:11,177 At least I still have the scar. 63 00:03:13,781 --> 00:03:16,182 (SIGHS) Oh. 64 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,984 - Hmm. - Um... 65 00:03:18,085 --> 00:03:19,496 Randall's math thing got canceled today, 66 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:22,856 so we have a completely free Saturday with no plans. 67 00:03:23,891 --> 00:03:26,393 No football games, no playdates. 68 00:03:26,494 --> 00:03:28,361 What should we do? 69 00:03:29,497 --> 00:03:30,697 Nothing. 70 00:03:30,798 --> 00:03:32,198 - Nothing. - Mm-hmm. 71 00:03:32,299 --> 00:03:36,336 Oh, nothing sounds so nice. 72 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:38,104 - Yeah. - Yeah. 73 00:03:40,508 --> 00:03:43,176 And swing, Rebecca. 74 00:03:45,913 --> 00:03:48,715 And we swing. 75 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:51,718 - Ready, Randall? (WHOOPS) - Kate, touch the sky. 76 00:03:51,819 --> 00:03:53,430 - And we swing! - Touch the sky with your feet. 77 00:03:53,454 --> 00:03:54,497 There you go. 78 00:03:54,522 --> 00:03:56,823 ♪ ♪ 79 00:03:57,691 --> 00:04:00,894 - And we swing! - (CHUCKLES) 80 00:04:00,995 --> 00:04:03,096 - Higher! - And we swing! 81 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:04,121 (BETH WHOOPS) 82 00:04:04,198 --> 00:04:05,832 (KEVIN LAUGHS) 83 00:04:05,933 --> 00:04:08,101 Swing. Throw your arms up. (WHOOSHES) 84 00:04:08,202 --> 00:04:10,970 ♪ ♪ 85 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,574 - Whee! - (TOBY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) 86 00:04:14,675 --> 00:04:17,110 - (KATE LAUGHS) - (GASPS) 87 00:04:17,211 --> 00:04:18,211 All right, Hope. Ready? 88 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:19,612 BOTH: Back and forth, 89 00:04:19,713 --> 00:04:22,449 and we swing! 90 00:04:22,550 --> 00:04:24,951 - And swing! - Swing. (CHUCKLES) 91 00:04:25,261 --> 00:04:31,258 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com. 92 00:04:37,882 --> 00:04:39,683 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 93 00:04:39,761 --> 00:04:41,731 _ 94 00:04:43,855 --> 00:04:45,655 (CLICKS TONGUE) 95 00:04:45,756 --> 00:04:47,390 (SIGHS) 96 00:04:50,027 --> 00:04:52,062 ♪ 97 00:05:01,906 --> 00:05:03,940 ♪ 98 00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:16,586 (SIGHS) 99 00:05:30,101 --> 00:05:31,768 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 100 00:05:43,948 --> 00:05:45,982 ♪ 101 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:53,165 JACK: Hey, guys! 102 00:05:53,190 --> 00:05:54,423 Breakfast! 103 00:05:58,644 --> 00:06:00,579 - (LIVELY CHATTER) - Attention. Hello. 104 00:06:00,641 --> 00:06:01,651 - JACK: Mmm. Okay, Mom's up. - So... 105 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:03,719 since Randall's math contest got canceled... 106 00:06:03,820 --> 00:06:05,788 - Mathletes. - What? 107 00:06:05,889 --> 00:06:08,557 It's Mathletes, and it's not a contest. 108 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,936 It's a group of math enthusiasts 109 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,461 who perform and compete at a, um... 110 00:06:14,498 --> 00:06:15,908 Forget it. I'll talk about it later. 111 00:06:15,932 --> 00:06:18,167 - Go ahead. - It just means we have 112 00:06:18,268 --> 00:06:19,669 a completely free Saturday. 113 00:06:19,770 --> 00:06:20,870 Just us. 114 00:06:20,971 --> 00:06:22,371 (GROANS) 115 00:06:22,472 --> 00:06:24,312 JACK: Oh, what? Come on. Is it really that hard 116 00:06:24,341 --> 00:06:26,661 - to be all together for a day? - RANDALL AND KATE: Mm-hmm. 117 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,778 - Yes. - (KATE SNICKERS) 118 00:06:28,879 --> 00:06:31,914 REBECCA: Okay, well, what do you guys want to do? 119 00:06:32,015 --> 00:06:33,485 - Whatever. - KEVIN: Don't care. 120 00:06:33,509 --> 00:06:34,784 (SCOFFS) O-Okay. 121 00:06:34,885 --> 00:06:36,585 Katie girl, what do you got? 122 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,154 Anything we want? 123 00:06:38,255 --> 00:06:39,588 - Mm-hmm. - All day? 124 00:06:39,690 --> 00:06:42,058 Anything you want. All day. 125 00:06:42,159 --> 00:06:43,392 What do you got, Katie girl? 126 00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,005 - Several ideas. - REBECCA: Oh, well, there we go. 127 00:06:46,029 --> 00:06:47,229 Several ideas. 128 00:06:47,331 --> 00:06:48,875 - Okay. I like that. - JACK: She's got ideas. 129 00:06:48,899 --> 00:06:50,800 I like, I like people with several ideas. 130 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:53,069 (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 131 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,071 (RANDALL SIGHS) 132 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,507 How's the writing coming? 133 00:06:58,608 --> 00:06:59,775 Slowly. 134 00:07:02,412 --> 00:07:06,148 - Thanks. - Service is in, uh, less than two hours. 135 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:08,651 I'm aware. 136 00:07:12,923 --> 00:07:14,890 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 137 00:07:19,642 --> 00:07:20,642 What? 138 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,465 Nothing. 139 00:07:22,566 --> 00:07:24,300 I'm just checking on you. 140 00:07:24,401 --> 00:07:26,068 I'm good. 141 00:07:27,104 --> 00:07:29,138 (SCRIBBLING ON PAPER) 142 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:32,775 (PEN CLATTERS) 143 00:07:32,876 --> 00:07:34,076 What, woman? 144 00:07:35,078 --> 00:07:37,813 I think we need to bang out a worst-case scenario. 145 00:07:37,914 --> 00:07:39,982 - About what? - You. 146 00:07:41,718 --> 00:07:43,319 You go first. 147 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:45,755 I don't even know what we're worst-case scenario-ing. 148 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:49,091 After burying your fourth and final parent, you lose it. 149 00:07:49,192 --> 00:07:51,927 No parents left to bury, you spend the rest of your days 150 00:07:52,028 --> 00:07:53,606 going to other people's parents' funerals. 151 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,631 Just crying single tears 152 00:07:55,732 --> 00:07:58,067 at funerals of parents you don't even know. 153 00:07:58,168 --> 00:07:59,268 Go. 154 00:08:00,437 --> 00:08:01,781 I really don't think I'm gonna be going to... 155 00:08:01,805 --> 00:08:04,206 You buy an RV. (CLICKS TONGUE) 156 00:08:04,307 --> 00:08:06,219 Wake up one morning and say, "Beth, we need an RV." 157 00:08:06,243 --> 00:08:08,344 I say, "Sure, I can get down with an RV." 158 00:08:08,445 --> 00:08:10,780 You spend the rest of your days traveling back and forth 159 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:12,641 between your parents' various resting places, 160 00:08:12,716 --> 00:08:15,084 just driving from tree to tree. 161 00:08:16,052 --> 00:08:18,053 - Baby, I'm... - Mind you, 162 00:08:18,155 --> 00:08:19,822 I didn't even mention Miguel. 163 00:08:19,923 --> 00:08:22,458 I just realized that. Maybe you realize it, too. 164 00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:25,161 - You decide you need to go to Puerto Rico. - (SCOFFS) 165 00:08:25,262 --> 00:08:28,130 Try and learn about his deceased great-grandmother's story, 166 00:08:28,231 --> 00:08:29,409 come back talking about swimming in the Atlantic Ocean 167 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:30,810 with Miguel's great-grandmama's ghost. 168 00:08:30,834 --> 00:08:32,914 - And I'm thinking to myself... - Uh, Beth. I'm okay. 169 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,905 I am appropriately sad, 170 00:08:36,006 --> 00:08:39,608 and I am appropriately anxious about this eulogy. 171 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:41,610 All right? 172 00:08:41,711 --> 00:08:43,379 I'm centered, 173 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:46,849 and I'm looking forward to this quiet next chapter 174 00:08:46,950 --> 00:08:50,586 with my wife and our lives, 175 00:08:50,687 --> 00:08:53,155 and our eventual grandchildren. 176 00:08:54,691 --> 00:08:57,493 Have you made a decision about deep-fried Oreos? 177 00:08:58,462 --> 00:09:00,996 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 178 00:09:01,097 --> 00:09:03,332 Musing. 179 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:04,667 You? 180 00:09:05,669 --> 00:09:07,303 Same. 181 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:10,711 REBECCA: Hey, Bug, these lines looking straight enough to you? 182 00:09:10,774 --> 00:09:13,676 - Yep. Perfect. - Great. 183 00:09:13,777 --> 00:09:17,580 I don't want to play four square with my parents. It's lame. 184 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,448 Yeah, well, you should have contributed 185 00:09:19,549 --> 00:09:20,783 to the suggestions, then, Kev. 186 00:09:20,884 --> 00:09:22,885 Kevin's right, this is stupid. 187 00:09:24,621 --> 00:09:25,821 What is it with you two today? 188 00:09:26,656 --> 00:09:28,290 Hey, ladies. 189 00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:30,593 Coming to check on your chalk work. 190 00:09:30,694 --> 00:09:33,362 ♪ ♪ 191 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:46,275 REBECCA: Whoa. Oh. Right? 192 00:09:46,376 --> 00:09:48,344 That was an assist. That was an assist. 193 00:09:48,445 --> 00:09:49,655 - (REBECCA WHOOPS) - (JACK LAUGHS) 194 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:51,647 - (REBECCA CHUCKLES) - Four big ones. 195 00:09:51,748 --> 00:09:53,916 ♪ ♪ 196 00:09:54,017 --> 00:09:55,918 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 197 00:09:56,019 --> 00:09:57,786 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 198 00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,763 If it's okay with you, I would like to say three things 199 00:10:07,864 --> 00:10:10,833 that will surely cross multiple ex-husband lines 200 00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:12,601 and protocols. 201 00:10:14,404 --> 00:10:16,438 - Proceed. - Okay. 202 00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,773 Number one. 203 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:23,245 She was extraordinarily proud of you. 204 00:10:25,448 --> 00:10:28,250 I am extraordinarily proud of you. 205 00:10:28,351 --> 00:10:29,518 That was number two. 206 00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:31,654 They get progressively more and more intense 207 00:10:31,755 --> 00:10:33,522 - as we go. - Gotcha. 208 00:10:33,623 --> 00:10:35,658 And the third one is a real doozy. 209 00:10:37,093 --> 00:10:38,360 Today is a doozy. 210 00:10:38,461 --> 00:10:40,896 So... 211 00:10:40,997 --> 00:10:43,532 I love you, kid. 212 00:10:46,002 --> 00:10:48,337 I love you. 213 00:10:49,339 --> 00:10:51,117 And even though our marriage didn't go the distance, 214 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:53,208 if Doc Brown showed up right now 215 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,044 and offered me a ride in the DeLorean, 216 00:10:55,145 --> 00:10:57,413 I would go right back to that weight loss support group 217 00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:59,648 and make stupid faces at you. 218 00:10:59,749 --> 00:11:01,483 (CHUCKLES) 219 00:11:01,585 --> 00:11:02,885 (DISTANT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER) 220 00:11:02,986 --> 00:11:04,463 That's a Back to the Future reference. 221 00:11:04,487 --> 00:11:06,288 I know, I was married to you. 222 00:11:07,657 --> 00:11:08,791 Yes, you were. 223 00:11:12,495 --> 00:11:14,663 Yes, I was. 224 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:29,871 (DOOR OPENS) 225 00:11:31,306 --> 00:11:34,275 Kate? Kate. 226 00:11:34,376 --> 00:11:38,045 Thought you wanted to watch the home movies next, right? 227 00:11:43,085 --> 00:11:44,852 It's raining pretty hard, huh? 228 00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:51,726 Hey, how about we play a game next weekend? 229 00:11:53,695 --> 00:11:56,431 Better yet, how about you play and I'll watch? 230 00:11:56,532 --> 00:11:58,933 I really just like being together. 231 00:11:59,034 --> 00:12:02,603 Plus, only four people can play, 232 00:12:02,704 --> 00:12:04,939 and I just slow the game down. 233 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,575 That's okay. 234 00:12:07,676 --> 00:12:12,513 I mean, all I want nowadays is to slow things down anyway. 235 00:12:13,515 --> 00:12:15,116 Me, too. 236 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:19,320 Home movies? 237 00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,522 - Home movies. - Okay. 238 00:12:26,695 --> 00:12:27,862 (SIGHS) 239 00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:33,601 - KIDS: We love cake! - REBECCA: One, two, three. 240 00:12:33,702 --> 00:12:35,069 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. 241 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:37,972 This-this is it. This. Is. The. One. 242 00:12:38,073 --> 00:12:39,841 (VCR WHIRS) 243 00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:43,678 (REBECCA GASPS) 244 00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:45,446 (CHUCKLES) 245 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,048 - REBECCA: No way. - JACK: Uh-huh. 246 00:12:47,149 --> 00:12:48,349 (DISHES CLATTER ON VIDEO) 247 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:49,690 Come on, not on camera, please. 248 00:12:49,785 --> 00:12:51,786 I'm a mess. I'm covered in sauce. 249 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:53,301 Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what? You're revolting, okay? 250 00:12:53,325 --> 00:12:55,099 - (CHUCKLES) - I... I want to show you something 251 00:12:55,123 --> 00:12:56,324 that I've been working on. 252 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,902 Can I just finish the dishes first, please? 253 00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:59,193 Nope. Get ready. 254 00:12:59,294 --> 00:13:00,828 - Hey, Big Three. - (REBECCA CHUCKLES) 255 00:13:00,929 --> 00:13:02,463 Enter. 256 00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,975 Come on, come on. Come on in, come on in. 257 00:13:03,999 --> 00:13:05,233 Come on in. Come on in. 258 00:13:05,334 --> 00:13:06,400 (JACK LAUGHS) 259 00:13:06,502 --> 00:13:07,902 Come on in. Come on in, Kev. 260 00:13:08,003 --> 00:13:10,438 - Ready? - BIG THREE: Ready! 261 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:11,439 REBECCA: Look at you guys. 262 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,441 How are you that little? 263 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:15,086 - JACK: So tiny. - Look how cute you were, Kev. 264 00:13:15,110 --> 00:13:17,011 JACK (ON VIDEO): Ready. First came... 265 00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:18,513 Me. 266 00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,615 - JACK: And Dad said... - "Gee." 267 00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,049 - JACK: And then came... - Me. 268 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:23,684 - JACK: And Mom said... - "We." 269 00:13:23,785 --> 00:13:25,219 - JACK: And then came... - Me. 270 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,288 - JACK: And we said... - "That's three." 271 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:28,523 JACK: Big Three. 272 00:13:28,624 --> 00:13:30,625 ALL: Big Three! 273 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,126 Ah! 274 00:13:32,227 --> 00:13:33,728 Jack, are you kidding me? 275 00:13:33,829 --> 00:13:35,496 How long did that take? 276 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:36,731 JACK: Oh, that was, uh... 277 00:13:36,832 --> 00:13:39,233 that was l-less than potty training 278 00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:40,774 - but longer than the ABCs. - (GASPS) 279 00:13:40,869 --> 00:13:43,457 You guys are so good! Come give me hugs. 280 00:13:43,481 --> 00:13:44,510 - REBECCA: Little Kev. - JACK: Yeah. 281 00:13:44,534 --> 00:13:46,440 - REBECCA: Kev, look. - Kevin, look. 282 00:13:46,542 --> 00:13:48,353 REBECCA (ON VIDEO): Oh, my goodness. You're so smart. 283 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:49,787 I've seen this like a million times. 284 00:13:49,811 --> 00:13:51,612 - Yeah. - (REBECCA SCOFFS) 285 00:13:51,713 --> 00:13:53,080 I'm gonna go upstairs. 286 00:13:54,449 --> 00:13:55,983 Today sucks. 287 00:13:57,019 --> 00:13:59,253 (CHATTER ON VIDEO CONTINUES) 288 00:13:59,354 --> 00:14:01,656 Two rays of sunshine. 289 00:14:02,658 --> 00:14:04,659 Knock, knock. 290 00:14:05,827 --> 00:14:07,929 - KEVIN: Go away. - (SCOFFS) 291 00:14:08,997 --> 00:14:11,732 Uh-uh. Enough, Kev. Okay? 292 00:14:13,001 --> 00:14:15,670 Hey. What's going on, bud? 293 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,712 Yesterday we did the President Fitness thing. 294 00:14:24,813 --> 00:14:26,914 Uh-huh. 295 00:14:27,015 --> 00:14:30,017 I got the best time in the mile, and I did the most sit-ups. 296 00:14:30,118 --> 00:14:32,687 I did just whatever on the sit and reach, but... 297 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,822 that's for girls anyway, so who cares. 298 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:38,059 So, what's the problem? 299 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,761 I couldn't do any pull-ups. 300 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,531 I've just never been able to do them. 301 00:14:45,534 --> 00:14:49,337 So you can't do a pull-up. What's the big deal? 302 00:14:49,438 --> 00:14:53,140 I was just hanging there for, like, two minutes, 303 00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,176 and everyone was laughing. 304 00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:57,678 At me. They were laughing at me, Mom. 305 00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:59,580 Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 306 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,415 First of all, 307 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:04,218 I'm sure no one was laughing at you. 308 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:08,689 Yeah. Maybe not. 309 00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:11,025 Plus, I had Sophie tell a bunch of the girls 310 00:15:11,126 --> 00:15:14,061 that I was faking it, so all the unathletic kids 311 00:15:14,162 --> 00:15:15,963 didn't feel bad when they couldn't do one. 312 00:15:17,199 --> 00:15:19,266 It played. 313 00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:21,936 Ugh. Kevin. 314 00:15:22,938 --> 00:15:25,406 I really just couldn't do one, Mom. 315 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:28,843 Yeah. 316 00:15:28,944 --> 00:15:31,612 But that's okay. 317 00:15:31,713 --> 00:15:34,949 You know, not everything is gonna come easy to you. 318 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:37,785 ♪ 319 00:15:37,886 --> 00:15:39,487 I think you're gonna have to 320 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,757 work pretty hard to become the person 321 00:15:42,858 --> 00:15:44,659 I know you can become. 322 00:15:45,894 --> 00:15:48,829 And it will make the big victories in life 323 00:15:48,930 --> 00:15:50,297 that much more special 324 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,700 when you have to work a little harder for them. 325 00:16:03,111 --> 00:16:04,745 Do you know what Dr. Jaffey told us 326 00:16:04,846 --> 00:16:07,481 - when we went for your last checkup? - Hmm? 327 00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:10,718 He told us he thinks that you're gonna be really tall, 328 00:16:10,819 --> 00:16:14,021 like over six feet tall. 329 00:16:14,122 --> 00:16:17,291 - Really? - Mm-hmm. "A real jock," is what he said. 330 00:16:17,392 --> 00:16:19,393 Oh, God. That'd be so great. 331 00:16:19,494 --> 00:16:21,696 Yeah. 332 00:16:21,797 --> 00:16:23,364 (REBECCA SCOFFS) 333 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,232 (SIGHS) I feel better. 334 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,169 Well, I'm glad. 335 00:16:28,270 --> 00:16:30,004 I think. 336 00:16:30,105 --> 00:16:32,973 (CHUCKLES): Actually, I... I have no idea. 337 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,142 No, really, Mom. 338 00:16:35,243 --> 00:16:37,645 - You always know what to say. - I do? 339 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,514 You're really good at this kind of stuff. 340 00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,617 Thank you, Kev. 341 00:16:44,619 --> 00:16:46,253 - You get one kiss. - (GASPS) 342 00:16:46,354 --> 00:16:47,865 - KEVIN: Just one. - REBECCA: I just get one kiss? 343 00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:49,090 - Yes. - Okay. 344 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:50,468 Well, then obviously I'm gonna have to get more. 345 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:53,894 - Hey, stop it! Mom. - (LAUGHING) 346 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,568 (SIGHS) 347 00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:02,603 Can't believe I'm standing here. 348 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,207 My brother's wife's funeral. 349 00:17:08,009 --> 00:17:10,544 You know... 350 00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:12,780 before you came banging on the door 351 00:17:12,881 --> 00:17:15,916 of that trailer of mine, 352 00:17:16,017 --> 00:17:19,353 I had it pretty good, you know? 353 00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,988 I didn't care about anything. 354 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:24,425 You know, the good thing... 355 00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:28,195 about not caring about anything 356 00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:32,733 is that you don't care when it's gone. Yeah. 357 00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:36,070 You really effed up my life, kid. 358 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:39,906 And your mother and father would be ashamed if they knew 359 00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:45,112 what you did to a sweet and sensitive old man like me. 360 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,350 - You dick. - (SCOFFS) 361 00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:52,787 Okay. 362 00:18:04,313 --> 00:18:06,481 You want to tell me what's going on with you? 363 00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:10,000 Not really. 364 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,121 But you're gonna make me, so I might as well, right? 365 00:18:12,145 --> 00:18:13,521 Mm-hmm. 366 00:18:14,163 --> 00:18:16,030 Mathletes didn't get canceled. 367 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:18,183 I lied to you guys. 368 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:19,385 Why? 369 00:18:21,388 --> 00:18:22,955 (SIGHS) 370 00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:26,892 - There was this kid in math class... - Mm-hmm. 371 00:18:26,993 --> 00:18:29,695 He's been going kind of hard at me for the last week or so. 372 00:18:29,796 --> 00:18:31,330 Okay. 373 00:18:31,431 --> 00:18:35,134 Anyways, he's been calling me Fuzz. 374 00:18:35,235 --> 00:18:36,702 Fuzz? 375 00:18:36,803 --> 00:18:39,071 My-my lip. 376 00:18:39,172 --> 00:18:41,073 There's hair. 377 00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:43,375 - Don't you see that? - Oh, yeah. 378 00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:45,411 Yeah. Gotcha. 379 00:18:45,512 --> 00:18:48,981 He was just going hard at me yesterday, 380 00:18:49,082 --> 00:18:51,817 just as Rory Seltzer was sitting in the desk in front of me, 381 00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:54,653 and I just wanted to get all the attention off of me, you know? 382 00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:59,291 So I-I pulled Rory Seltzer's chair out from underneath him 383 00:18:59,392 --> 00:19:01,694 as he sat, and he went down. 384 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,128 Like, hard. 385 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,931 Mrs. Dunne saw and... 386 00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:07,677 she suspended me from Mathletes for a week, 387 00:19:07,701 --> 00:19:09,101 and I got detention. 388 00:19:11,671 --> 00:19:15,140 There's a note, by the way. You guys need to sign it. 389 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,777 You-you don't need to say anything; I feel awful. 390 00:19:18,878 --> 00:19:20,946 I'm never gonna forgive myself. 391 00:19:22,082 --> 00:19:24,550 And Rory Seltzer is gonna have a terrible life 392 00:19:24,651 --> 00:19:25,884 because of what I did. 393 00:19:25,986 --> 00:19:27,886 I'm sure Rory Seltzer's gonna have 394 00:19:27,988 --> 00:19:30,255 a pretty terrible life anyway. 395 00:19:30,357 --> 00:19:32,424 Don't be funny. Please don't be funny. 396 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,260 Look, Randall, I... 397 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:36,839 I don't know how to discipline someone 398 00:19:36,863 --> 00:19:39,398 who's already harder on himself than I could ever be. 399 00:19:39,499 --> 00:19:42,234 Okay? It's kind of confusing. 400 00:19:43,236 --> 00:19:44,703 Sorry. 401 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:49,675 But I do know a thing or two about facial hair. 402 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,945 You want me to teach you how to shave? 403 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,984 - Yeah. Yeah, sure. - Yeah? Okay. 404 00:19:59,085 --> 00:20:01,120 (PAGES RUSTLING) 405 00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:11,230 ♪ 406 00:20:15,902 --> 00:20:17,936 (DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE) 407 00:20:24,477 --> 00:20:26,545 (MUFFLED SINGING) 408 00:20:28,548 --> 00:20:30,582 ♪ 409 00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:41,760 (DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE) 410 00:20:50,703 --> 00:20:53,405 ♪ 411 00:21:07,487 --> 00:21:09,321 JACK: All right, here we go. 412 00:21:09,422 --> 00:21:11,356 - Got it? You ready? - Mm-hmm. 413 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,192 Okay. 414 00:21:14,527 --> 00:21:16,895 - I'm afraid I'm gonna cut myself. - You won't. 415 00:21:16,996 --> 00:21:18,597 - Okay. - Go like this. 416 00:21:18,698 --> 00:21:20,499 Hey, what are you guys doing? 417 00:21:21,501 --> 00:21:24,403 - Dad's teaching me to shave. - I want to shave. 418 00:21:24,504 --> 00:21:27,172 - Dude, you don't even have any facial hair. - Yes, I do. 419 00:21:27,273 --> 00:21:29,218 Okay. Hey... Hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 420 00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:32,678 Kev, put some warm water on your face first. Go ahead. 421 00:21:32,779 --> 00:21:35,848 Get some warm water on your face and then the shaving cream. 422 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:37,883 Okay? Just a little bit. Spread it around. 423 00:21:37,984 --> 00:21:39,351 No, go ahead. Spread it around. 424 00:21:39,452 --> 00:21:41,553 Here. Yeah, spread it around. 425 00:21:41,654 --> 00:21:44,056 There you go. Here. Go like this. 426 00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:45,991 Mm-hmm. 427 00:21:46,092 --> 00:21:47,860 - Mm. - (CHUCKLES) 428 00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,928 There you go. See? Just like your brother. 429 00:21:50,029 --> 00:21:52,331 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 430 00:21:52,432 --> 00:21:53,899 And then dry your hand off, okay? 431 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,902 Randall, you're up. Here you go. 432 00:21:58,771 --> 00:22:00,272 Yeah, go ahead. 433 00:22:00,373 --> 00:22:01,540 Okay. 434 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:06,607 There you go. 435 00:22:06,679 --> 00:22:08,981 Holy crap, dude! You're shaving. 436 00:22:09,082 --> 00:22:10,582 Oh, my gosh, I know, I know. 437 00:22:10,683 --> 00:22:12,484 Hey, guys, your sister wants... 438 00:22:12,585 --> 00:22:14,953 Oh, my God. 439 00:22:15,054 --> 00:22:16,955 What am I seeing right now? 440 00:22:17,056 --> 00:22:18,824 It was time, babe. 441 00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:20,659 Oh, come on. 442 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,895 - Those cute little faces. - Mom. 443 00:22:22,996 --> 00:22:24,073 - Mom, please. - All right, okay, I'm going, I'm going. 444 00:22:24,097 --> 00:22:25,564 Hey, Kev, Kev, you're up. 445 00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:26,798 Ooh. 446 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,066 Just nice and easy pressure. 447 00:22:28,168 --> 00:22:29,234 Look in the mirror. 448 00:22:31,171 --> 00:22:32,982 There you go. Put a little more pressure on it. 449 00:22:33,006 --> 00:22:34,740 Doing good. Here. 450 00:22:34,841 --> 00:22:36,208 Do one of these on your chin. 451 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:37,709 Go sideways to your chin. 452 00:22:37,810 --> 00:22:40,412 KATE: Guys, come on, pin the tail on the donkey! 453 00:22:40,513 --> 00:22:43,081 Why does she want to do all this? 454 00:22:43,183 --> 00:22:45,617 I don't know, it's all baby stuff anyways. 455 00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:47,619 I know, right, I mean... (CHUCKLES) 456 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:49,621 - we're shaving. - (CHUCKLES) 457 00:22:49,722 --> 00:22:52,925 Hey, don't underestimate your sister, gentlemen. 458 00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:54,760 She gets it. 459 00:22:54,861 --> 00:22:57,429 At a very young age, she gets it. 460 00:22:57,530 --> 00:22:59,398 What? 461 00:22:59,499 --> 00:23:01,300 Well, when you're young, 462 00:23:01,401 --> 00:23:03,602 you're always trying to be older. 463 00:23:03,703 --> 00:23:05,337 Then, when you get old, 464 00:23:05,438 --> 00:23:07,873 you're always trying to go back, be back. 465 00:23:07,974 --> 00:23:09,975 Try and appreciate the moments, you know? 466 00:23:10,076 --> 00:23:12,054 - Here, Kev, get a little on the side. - KEVIN: Hmm? 467 00:23:12,078 --> 00:23:14,346 - Here? Here? - Yeah. 468 00:23:14,447 --> 00:23:16,715 I mean, that's what we're doing, just... 469 00:23:16,816 --> 00:23:20,018 collecting these little moments. 470 00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:23,355 We don't recognize them when we're in 'em because... 471 00:23:23,456 --> 00:23:26,291 well, we're too busy looking forward. 472 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,195 But then we spend the rest of our lives 473 00:23:30,296 --> 00:23:32,331 looking back. 474 00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:36,134 Trying to, trying to remember them. 475 00:23:37,971 --> 00:23:40,239 Trying to be back inside 'em. 476 00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:46,478 Hmm, it's strange, the things you remember. 477 00:23:46,579 --> 00:23:48,847 KEVIN: You're being really weird, Dad. 478 00:23:48,948 --> 00:23:51,817 Mm-hmm, really weird. 479 00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:53,952 One day you'll get it. 480 00:23:55,922 --> 00:23:57,856 All right, looking good. 481 00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:59,992 Hold on, hold on, let me have a look at you. 482 00:24:03,229 --> 00:24:06,465 - Yep, still my sons. - (BOTH LAUGH) 483 00:24:21,314 --> 00:24:24,583 Just checking in on you. 484 00:24:25,581 --> 00:24:26,557 (SNIFFLES) 485 00:24:26,587 --> 00:24:28,088 Barely slept. 486 00:24:28,189 --> 00:24:30,490 I was up all night writing a eulogy, 487 00:24:30,591 --> 00:24:32,993 and I can't remember a single thing that I said. 488 00:24:38,766 --> 00:24:41,968 A depressing notion for a depressing day... may I? 489 00:24:46,507 --> 00:24:48,909 It all just feels so... 490 00:24:49,010 --> 00:24:50,877 pointless. 491 00:24:52,213 --> 00:24:55,816 I spent my entire childhood worrying about losing her. 492 00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:58,418 I spent the past decade 493 00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:00,887 abjectly terrified of it. 494 00:25:02,724 --> 00:25:04,758 And now she's gone. 495 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:08,128 And yet... 496 00:25:08,229 --> 00:25:10,831 the birds chirp on. 497 00:25:12,633 --> 00:25:14,668 I notice that I'm hungry. 498 00:25:16,104 --> 00:25:18,672 Five minutes ago, I thought about work. 499 00:25:18,773 --> 00:25:21,108 Tomorrow I'll shower. 500 00:25:23,111 --> 00:25:25,979 It just all feels so pointless. 501 00:25:30,651 --> 00:25:32,652 That too depressing? 502 00:25:32,754 --> 00:25:35,355 Definitely less funny than your eulogy. 503 00:25:35,456 --> 00:25:37,023 (LAUGHS) 504 00:25:41,295 --> 00:25:42,462 (SNIFFLES) 505 00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:45,132 We'll... give you two a minute. 506 00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:56,610 (SIGHS) 507 00:26:01,182 --> 00:26:03,850 It's not pointless, Dad. 508 00:26:08,156 --> 00:26:09,423 Hey. 509 00:26:09,524 --> 00:26:10,857 Gonna be a grandfather. 510 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,993 Remember? 511 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:17,364 A grandfather. 512 00:26:29,377 --> 00:26:31,378 Hey. 513 00:26:31,479 --> 00:26:33,547 We're getting an early start. 514 00:26:33,648 --> 00:26:35,315 Okay. 515 00:26:35,416 --> 00:26:38,351 You keep up with your chess while I'm gone, do you hear? 516 00:26:39,687 --> 00:26:42,122 - Okay. - Okay, then. 517 00:26:42,223 --> 00:26:45,091 Go back to sleep. 518 00:27:02,009 --> 00:27:03,910 (EXHALES) 519 00:27:04,011 --> 00:27:05,946 Grandfather. 520 00:27:06,047 --> 00:27:07,948 Strange word. 521 00:27:08,049 --> 00:27:09,749 Grand. Father. 522 00:27:09,851 --> 00:27:11,318 (EXHALES) 523 00:27:11,419 --> 00:27:13,420 Never thought of myself as either, really. 524 00:27:13,521 --> 00:27:15,689 - Well, look at you now. - Well... 525 00:27:15,790 --> 00:27:17,324 look at me now. 526 00:27:19,894 --> 00:27:22,696 Such a strange relationship: grandparent. 527 00:27:22,797 --> 00:27:26,032 Not as complicated as parent, not as fraught. 528 00:27:26,133 --> 00:27:28,301 But it's just... 529 00:27:28,402 --> 00:27:30,370 unconditional. 530 00:27:30,471 --> 00:27:33,106 Easy, pure love. 531 00:27:33,207 --> 00:27:36,209 What an unusual thing. 532 00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:38,678 To love someone so unconditionally 533 00:27:38,779 --> 00:27:41,381 when you know time probably won't allow you 534 00:27:41,482 --> 00:27:43,550 to be a big part of their story. 535 00:27:48,756 --> 00:27:50,790 I don't remember my grandparents. 536 00:27:52,527 --> 00:27:55,428 I can only access fleeting images. 537 00:27:55,530 --> 00:27:58,131 Smells. 538 00:27:58,232 --> 00:28:00,867 The smell of pies. 539 00:28:00,968 --> 00:28:03,670 She made pies, I think, my mother's mother. 540 00:28:05,873 --> 00:28:07,607 My father's father smoked a pipe. 541 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:10,343 I remember the smell of that pipe. 542 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,516 Oh, I look at those two little girls. 543 00:28:18,085 --> 00:28:20,487 I've known them all of seven months, 544 00:28:20,588 --> 00:28:23,390 and only now can I even comprehend 545 00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:27,294 how intensely my grandparents must have loved me. 546 00:28:28,796 --> 00:28:31,831 And all I can remember are fleeting images. 547 00:28:31,933 --> 00:28:34,868 Smells of pies and pipes. 548 00:28:38,506 --> 00:28:41,408 I wonder what they'll remember about me. 549 00:28:42,476 --> 00:28:43,610 A lot. 550 00:28:43,711 --> 00:28:46,079 Yeah, a selfish thing to worry about, 551 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,782 - I know... - A lot. 552 00:28:52,353 --> 00:28:55,689 Plus you got that really nice, really distinctive smell. 553 00:28:55,790 --> 00:28:57,591 Well, thank God for that. 554 00:28:57,692 --> 00:29:00,193 Like shaving cream and old sweaters. 555 00:29:00,294 --> 00:29:02,228 (BOTH LAUGH) 556 00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:06,833 Okay. 557 00:29:06,934 --> 00:29:08,935 (SIGHS) 558 00:29:09,036 --> 00:29:10,370 Memphis? 559 00:29:10,471 --> 00:29:11,805 - Memphis. - All right. 560 00:29:12,807 --> 00:29:15,308 Let's hit the road, Grandpa. 561 00:29:19,714 --> 00:29:21,414 I've been checking my phone all day. 562 00:29:21,515 --> 00:29:23,083 Hoping I'd receive an email, 563 00:29:23,184 --> 00:29:25,285 so I could tell you something that would... 564 00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:27,420 maybe make you smile. 565 00:29:28,589 --> 00:29:31,091 Just got the email. 566 00:29:31,192 --> 00:29:33,693 Found out the sex of the baby. 567 00:29:37,565 --> 00:29:39,599 It's a boy. 568 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,770 You're gonna have a grandson. 569 00:29:46,107 --> 00:29:47,574 A boy? 570 00:29:47,675 --> 00:29:48,975 You're sure? 571 00:29:49,076 --> 00:29:50,910 Mm-hmm. 572 00:29:51,012 --> 00:29:53,113 And, um... 573 00:29:53,214 --> 00:29:55,348 if it's okay with you... 574 00:29:57,151 --> 00:30:00,053 ...we'd like to name him William. 575 00:30:04,258 --> 00:30:06,059 Your grandson 576 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,828 is gonna be named after a man I never met. 577 00:30:08,929 --> 00:30:10,964 But I know him. 578 00:30:13,167 --> 00:30:16,036 'Cause I know you. 579 00:30:17,038 --> 00:30:19,105 It's not pointless. 580 00:30:25,212 --> 00:30:27,247 (SNIFFLES) 581 00:30:30,051 --> 00:30:32,052 A boy? 582 00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:34,521 - Boy. - Aah! Finally! 583 00:30:34,622 --> 00:30:36,656 (BOTH LAUGH) 584 00:30:38,392 --> 00:30:41,027 About damn time, man. 585 00:30:41,128 --> 00:30:42,529 We're having a boy! (LAUGHS) 586 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,631 I'm having a boy, but... 587 00:30:44,732 --> 00:30:46,466 It ain't nothing but women. 588 00:30:46,567 --> 00:30:47,967 All my life, 589 00:30:48,069 --> 00:30:51,271 I got Black women here, Black women there. 590 00:30:51,372 --> 00:30:53,273 Dej, I love you and your sisters 591 00:30:53,374 --> 00:30:56,009 and your mama, all the women in my life, 592 00:30:56,110 --> 00:30:59,112 but a little boy... (LAUGHS) 593 00:30:59,213 --> 00:31:02,282 Little baby boy, do a little dance. 594 00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:13,970 What are you doing? 595 00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:16,306 (BOTH LAUGH) 596 00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:20,359 Oh, are you planning on showing off for us? 597 00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,360 Yep. 598 00:31:21,428 --> 00:31:23,095 (FOOTFALLS THUDDING) 599 00:31:23,196 --> 00:31:25,231 We have shaven. 600 00:31:25,332 --> 00:31:27,233 Smooth as a baby's bottom. 601 00:31:27,334 --> 00:31:29,134 KEVIN: Mm-hmm. Hey. 602 00:31:29,236 --> 00:31:30,903 We're supposed to hang it. 603 00:31:31,004 --> 00:31:32,438 You're supposed to close your eyes. 604 00:31:32,539 --> 00:31:34,740 - KATE: Okay. - RANDALL: Okay, okay, okay. 605 00:31:35,775 --> 00:31:37,676 - Got the tape. - (SIGHS) 606 00:31:37,777 --> 00:31:39,511 REBECCA: Feeling drowsy today. 607 00:31:39,613 --> 00:31:41,780 - JACK: Yeah, it's a lazy day. - REBECCA: Mm-hmm. 608 00:31:44,718 --> 00:31:47,453 - They're shaving. - I know. 609 00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,294 Do you remember sitting here a few years ago, 610 00:31:55,395 --> 00:31:57,263 right on this couch? 611 00:31:57,364 --> 00:31:59,398 Mm-hmm. 612 00:32:01,001 --> 00:32:03,302 You turned out to be a ten, Jack. 613 00:32:04,571 --> 00:32:07,072 I mean, I would go higher, 614 00:32:07,173 --> 00:32:10,142 but I hate when people say "on a scale of one to ten," 615 00:32:10,243 --> 00:32:11,910 and then someone answers "12," you know? 616 00:32:12,012 --> 00:32:14,113 There are rules. 617 00:32:14,214 --> 00:32:15,614 You're a 12. 618 00:32:15,715 --> 00:32:17,082 Thank you. 619 00:32:18,218 --> 00:32:19,685 I'm glad that you acknowledged that. 620 00:32:19,786 --> 00:32:21,320 Of course I acknowledge. 621 00:32:22,722 --> 00:32:25,057 JACK: Okay, guys, what do you say? (CLAPPING) 622 00:32:25,158 --> 00:32:27,770 - Let's get a blindfold on her. - REBECCA: All right, Kate, let's... 623 00:32:27,794 --> 00:32:29,739 - Let's do it! - Spin her around, see if she's still got it. 624 00:32:29,763 --> 00:32:31,440 - KEVIN: No, no. - RANDALL: I don't think she's gonna do it. 625 00:32:31,464 --> 00:32:33,042 - KATE: I think I do. - REBECCA: I think she does. 626 00:32:33,066 --> 00:32:34,377 KEVIN: Have you been practicing in your room 627 00:32:34,401 --> 00:32:35,878 - or something? - REBECCA: Don't doubt your sister. 628 00:32:35,902 --> 00:32:37,813 RANDALL: It's been a long time, okay? I agree with Kevin. 629 00:32:37,837 --> 00:32:39,382 - Come on. - REBECCA: I have faith in her. 630 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:41,006 Kate has always... 631 00:32:41,107 --> 00:32:42,708 Whoa. 632 00:32:42,809 --> 00:32:44,443 Hey, Bec, look at that. 633 00:32:46,179 --> 00:32:48,647 - Holy cow. - Is that thing for real? 634 00:32:48,748 --> 00:32:51,350 Hey, guys, look at that, look. 635 00:32:51,451 --> 00:32:53,052 Babe, maybe there's a... 636 00:32:53,153 --> 00:32:55,621 another family out there just like ours. 637 00:32:55,722 --> 00:32:57,389 (SCOFFS) Yeah. 638 00:32:57,490 --> 00:32:59,058 The Peasings. 639 00:32:59,159 --> 00:33:01,527 And they live in... 640 00:33:01,628 --> 00:33:04,063 - Minnesota. - (LAUGHS) 641 00:33:04,164 --> 00:33:06,065 And they're very happy. 642 00:33:06,166 --> 00:33:08,067 Yeah, they look very happy. 643 00:33:08,168 --> 00:33:10,035 Hey. 644 00:33:10,136 --> 00:33:11,737 Babe. 645 00:33:11,838 --> 00:33:14,039 Jack, when the world puts something this obvious 646 00:33:14,140 --> 00:33:16,342 in front of you, you don't just walk away from it. 647 00:33:16,443 --> 00:33:18,177 You could be... 648 00:33:18,278 --> 00:33:20,746 missing out on something very important. 649 00:33:20,847 --> 00:33:22,881 Okay. 650 00:33:22,982 --> 00:33:25,384 But I don't think we're gonna use it much. 651 00:33:25,485 --> 00:33:27,697 - Do you want to use this? - RANDALL: Um, what am I doing? 652 00:33:27,721 --> 00:33:28,864 - All right, spin. - What am I doing? 653 00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:30,356 JACK: Spin her, spin her, spin her. 654 00:33:30,457 --> 00:33:32,337 REBECCA: Get her nice and dizzy and disoriented. 655 00:33:32,392 --> 00:33:34,303 JACK: Oh, no, spin the other way, spin the other way! 656 00:33:34,327 --> 00:33:36,061 (ALL SHOUTING, CLAMORING) 657 00:33:36,162 --> 00:33:37,640 All right, give her the tail, give her the tail. 658 00:33:37,664 --> 00:33:39,732 JACK: Can't believe you guys stopped her... 659 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,300 - REBECCA: Jack. - JACK: What? 660 00:33:41,401 --> 00:33:42,868 No, I moved around the room. 661 00:33:42,969 --> 00:33:44,737 RANDALL: Wrong way, wrong way, wrong way. 662 00:33:44,838 --> 00:33:46,138 (ALL CLAMORING) 663 00:33:46,239 --> 00:33:47,799 Okay, don't give her any hints, Randall. 664 00:33:47,841 --> 00:33:48,874 I'm not giving her hints. 665 00:33:50,677 --> 00:33:53,412 There she goes. (WHOOPING) 666 00:33:53,513 --> 00:33:55,414 Katie girl, no, are you peeking, what? 667 00:33:55,515 --> 00:33:56,849 - No! - How do you do that? 668 00:33:56,950 --> 00:33:58,790 Bug, come on, come on, tell us how you do that. 669 00:33:58,852 --> 00:34:00,219 JACK: It's crazy. 670 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,087 Before you put the blindfold on, 671 00:34:02,188 --> 00:34:03,922 I look to see where you guys all are. 672 00:34:04,023 --> 00:34:05,758 And you never shut up. 673 00:34:05,859 --> 00:34:08,761 So as long as I know where you are, 674 00:34:08,862 --> 00:34:10,896 I always know where I'm going. 675 00:34:13,032 --> 00:34:15,067 Baby girl. 676 00:34:21,307 --> 00:34:23,275 - KATE: Hey. - Hey. 677 00:34:28,848 --> 00:34:30,883 (KEVIN EXHALES) 678 00:34:35,088 --> 00:34:36,499 KEVIN: You have a creepy glow about you. 679 00:34:36,523 --> 00:34:37,689 (LAUGHS) 680 00:34:37,791 --> 00:34:40,459 I got some good news. 681 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,694 I got some very good news 682 00:34:42,796 --> 00:34:44,930 on a very sad day. 683 00:34:49,936 --> 00:34:52,471 (SIGHS) 684 00:34:53,873 --> 00:34:56,141 We don't have parents anymore. 685 00:34:56,242 --> 00:34:58,210 We still have parents. 686 00:34:58,311 --> 00:35:00,446 You know what I mean, though. 687 00:35:00,547 --> 00:35:03,081 Yeah. 688 00:35:03,183 --> 00:35:05,217 What are we gonna do now? 689 00:35:07,253 --> 00:35:09,388 Like, with our lives? 690 00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:14,693 We're gonna do what she wanted us to do. 691 00:35:14,794 --> 00:35:16,829 We're gonna live fearlessly. 692 00:35:18,798 --> 00:35:20,799 I'm gonna open up so many music schools 693 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:22,468 for the visually impaired that... 694 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:25,037 People are gonna start becoming resentful of blind musicians? 695 00:35:25,138 --> 00:35:26,638 - Exactly. - Yes. 696 00:35:26,739 --> 00:35:28,774 They're gonna say, "They have it too good." 697 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:30,876 (ALL LAUGH) 698 00:35:33,112 --> 00:35:36,215 I'm gonna focus on the nonprofit. 699 00:35:37,684 --> 00:35:39,384 Be home more. 700 00:35:39,486 --> 00:35:41,520 I like my home. 701 00:35:42,622 --> 00:35:44,857 Took me a long time to get it. 702 00:35:50,463 --> 00:35:53,232 DNC wants me to go to the Iowa state fair. 703 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:56,101 Shake some hands, eat some junk food. 704 00:35:56,202 --> 00:35:58,871 Deep-fried Oreos and whatnot. 705 00:35:58,972 --> 00:36:00,973 And, uh... 706 00:36:01,074 --> 00:36:04,042 if the folks who like to deep-fry their food like you... 707 00:36:05,278 --> 00:36:06,845 ...then maybe... 708 00:36:08,982 --> 00:36:10,816 You gonna go? 709 00:36:10,917 --> 00:36:12,684 - I'm weighing it with Beth. - Mm-hmm. 710 00:36:12,785 --> 00:36:14,620 But, uh, if she's down? 711 00:36:16,656 --> 00:36:18,690 For Mom? 712 00:36:19,993 --> 00:36:22,828 Yeah, for Mom I might go. 713 00:36:24,797 --> 00:36:26,999 (KATE LAUGHS) 714 00:36:30,270 --> 00:36:32,671 Can I tell you guys my nightmare? 715 00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:37,809 We drift. 716 00:36:37,911 --> 00:36:40,212 With Mom being gone and our busy lives, 717 00:36:40,313 --> 00:36:41,713 we drift. 718 00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:43,081 And I'm not saying we wind up, 719 00:36:43,182 --> 00:36:44,693 you know, estranged or anything, but... 720 00:36:44,717 --> 00:36:47,319 We're not gonna drift. 721 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:49,955 We could drift. 722 00:36:58,331 --> 00:37:00,666 Secret. (CLEARS THROAT) 723 00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:03,468 If someone asks me to close my eyes 724 00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:06,204 and picture my family... 725 00:37:06,306 --> 00:37:09,241 it's not Beth and the girls I see first. 726 00:37:10,677 --> 00:37:12,744 My first picture is Mom and Dad 727 00:37:12,845 --> 00:37:14,913 and the two of you. 728 00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:20,252 Younger, cuter versions of you two, but still... 729 00:37:21,254 --> 00:37:24,089 - Same. - Same. 730 00:37:27,327 --> 00:37:29,361 Guys? 731 00:37:31,531 --> 00:37:33,565 First came? 732 00:37:35,969 --> 00:37:37,769 Me. 733 00:37:37,870 --> 00:37:40,472 - And Dad said? - Gee. 734 00:37:40,573 --> 00:37:42,874 - And then came? - Me. 735 00:37:42,976 --> 00:37:44,810 - And Mom said? - We. 736 00:37:44,911 --> 00:37:46,445 - (CHUCKLES) - And then came? 737 00:37:46,546 --> 00:37:48,580 Me. 738 00:37:49,549 --> 00:37:51,049 And they said? 739 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,318 That's three. 740 00:37:53,419 --> 00:37:55,287 ALL: Big Three. 741 00:37:57,090 --> 00:37:59,124 Big Three. 742 00:38:04,631 --> 00:38:06,932 (SIGHS) 743 00:38:09,535 --> 00:38:11,570 Hey, Kate? 744 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,842 If you drifted... 745 00:38:16,943 --> 00:38:19,411 we'd drift right after you. 746 00:38:20,780 --> 00:38:22,814 Aw. 747 00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,652 Can you really drift, though, Kev? 748 00:38:26,753 --> 00:38:28,320 'Cause I can't remember 749 00:38:28,421 --> 00:38:29,932 if you ever actually learned how to swim. 750 00:38:29,956 --> 00:38:31,390 (BOTH LAUGH) 751 00:38:31,491 --> 00:38:33,358 Yeah, well, I had to learn how to swim. 752 00:38:33,459 --> 00:38:35,237 Growing up with you, all those tears, I would've drowned. 753 00:38:35,261 --> 00:38:37,339 - Right in the kitchen. - I'm sorry, I'm just in touch 754 00:38:37,363 --> 00:38:39,108 - with my emotions unlike some people, Robo-Kev. - Yeah, I'm just saying, 755 00:38:39,132 --> 00:38:41,266 you know, people don't like their presidents all weepy 756 00:38:41,367 --> 00:38:43,735 and stuff, you know what I mean, you got to button that up. 757 00:38:47,807 --> 00:38:50,575 She grabbed my hand. 758 00:38:50,677 --> 00:38:52,678 Hard. 759 00:38:52,779 --> 00:38:54,613 Right at the very end. 760 00:38:54,714 --> 00:38:56,748 You know, right before... 761 00:38:58,017 --> 00:38:59,451 Yeah. 762 00:38:59,552 --> 00:39:01,486 I know, I saw. 763 00:39:02,455 --> 00:39:04,489 I wonder what that was. 764 00:39:06,693 --> 00:39:08,727 (TRAIN RATTLING) 765 00:39:16,102 --> 00:39:17,703 Hey. 766 00:39:18,871 --> 00:39:21,173 Hey. 767 00:39:25,778 --> 00:39:27,212 Mm. 768 00:39:32,518 --> 00:39:34,720 I've missed that little scar. 769 00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:37,968 Come on, you didn't even notice it for over a decade. 770 00:39:38,024 --> 00:39:41,426 Was too busy looking at the rest of the face. 771 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,168 I'm scared. 772 00:39:50,269 --> 00:39:52,571 I know. 773 00:39:52,672 --> 00:39:55,440 But don't be. 774 00:39:57,410 --> 00:39:59,311 KEVIN: Okay. 775 00:39:59,412 --> 00:40:01,313 Let's be honest, now that I'm shaving, 776 00:40:01,414 --> 00:40:03,348 do I seem more like a man? 777 00:40:03,449 --> 00:40:05,417 - No. - More like Dad? 778 00:40:05,518 --> 00:40:07,252 - You're getting there. - I don't know, Kev. 779 00:40:07,353 --> 00:40:08,854 I don't, I don't really see it yet. 780 00:40:08,955 --> 00:40:11,423 You do know how much I love you, right, Bec? 781 00:40:11,524 --> 00:40:12,758 Babe? 782 00:40:12,859 --> 00:40:14,126 - JACK: Bec? - REBECCA: Who, me? 783 00:40:14,227 --> 00:40:15,971 Babe, do you, do you know how much I love you? 784 00:40:15,995 --> 00:40:18,563 You got, you got to appreciate the little things, Bec. 785 00:40:18,664 --> 00:40:19,842 Babe, you have said that before. 786 00:40:19,866 --> 00:40:21,176 He was, he was listening to what I said. 787 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,068 He says it all the time. 788 00:40:23,169 --> 00:40:25,270 - Those are big things... - No, the little things... 789 00:40:25,371 --> 00:40:27,606 (ALL CLAMORING) 790 00:40:27,707 --> 00:40:29,975 - Hey, babe? - Yeah. 791 00:40:30,076 --> 00:40:32,344 We did good. 792 00:40:32,445 --> 00:40:34,246 You... 793 00:40:34,347 --> 00:40:36,414 did so good. 794 00:40:38,251 --> 00:40:40,685 There was so much left I wanted to do with them. 795 00:40:40,787 --> 00:40:42,654 You will. 796 00:40:42,755 --> 00:40:45,056 All right, go easy on me. Oh, boy. 797 00:40:45,158 --> 00:40:47,893 Oh... boy. 798 00:40:47,994 --> 00:40:50,362 (ALL CHATTING, CLAMORING) 799 00:40:50,463 --> 00:40:52,464 What? 800 00:40:52,565 --> 00:40:55,300 It's hard to explain, 801 00:40:55,401 --> 00:40:56,835 but... 802 00:40:56,936 --> 00:40:59,171 you'll do all those things with them. 803 00:40:59,272 --> 00:41:01,206 ♪ ♪ 804 00:41:03,442 --> 00:41:05,210 REBECCA: Promise? 805 00:41:05,311 --> 00:41:07,212 I do. 806 00:41:07,313 --> 00:41:09,714 I mean, it's not like I want to be there 807 00:41:09,816 --> 00:41:11,516 for anything weird. 808 00:41:11,617 --> 00:41:14,052 I don't want to watch them shower or anything. 809 00:41:14,153 --> 00:41:15,620 You won't. 810 00:41:15,721 --> 00:41:17,455 But you'll be there. 811 00:41:23,796 --> 00:41:25,831 ♪ 812 00:41:28,067 --> 00:41:30,335 OTHERS: Oh! 813 00:41:32,238 --> 00:41:33,572 (ALL CLAMORING, LAUGHING) 814 00:41:33,673 --> 00:41:35,507 Oh! 815 00:41:35,608 --> 00:41:37,309 I can't dance. 816 00:41:37,410 --> 00:41:38,877 Just focus on the kids. No, no, no, 817 00:41:38,978 --> 00:41:40,378 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 818 00:41:40,479 --> 00:41:41,813 No! No! No! No! No! No! 819 00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:44,282 (LAUGHING, CLAMORING) 820 00:41:44,383 --> 00:41:46,484 Quite a thing, isn't it? 821 00:41:47,687 --> 00:41:49,554 Us... 822 00:41:49,655 --> 00:41:52,023 finding each other in that bar that night. 823 00:41:52,992 --> 00:41:55,293 I don't know. 824 00:41:55,394 --> 00:41:57,362 I mean, when the world 825 00:41:57,463 --> 00:41:59,698 puts something that obvious in front of you, 826 00:41:59,799 --> 00:42:02,100 you don't just walk away. 827 00:42:02,201 --> 00:42:04,236 ♪ ♪ 828 00:42:05,471 --> 00:42:07,672 (LAUGHING, CLAMORING) 829 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:11,910 Get Randall! Get Randall! Get Randall! 830 00:42:12,011 --> 00:42:13,545 (RANDALL SHOUTING) 831 00:42:13,646 --> 00:42:15,180 JACK: You ready? 832 00:42:17,516 --> 00:42:19,517 I don't want to leave them. 833 00:42:19,619 --> 00:42:21,686 You don't. 834 00:42:21,787 --> 00:42:24,256 You'll see. 835 00:42:26,459 --> 00:42:28,760 I love you. 836 00:42:29,962 --> 00:42:31,997 I love you. 837 00:42:42,008 --> 00:42:44,876 ♪ 838 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:29,008 sync and corrections by awaqeded www.addic7ed.com.