1 00:00:09,497 --> 00:00:12,532 No hanky-panky, Mr. Beshraavi, 2 00:00:12,567 --> 00:00:14,433 from man or bird. 3 00:00:14,468 --> 00:00:17,036 Believe him, Nejim. He means it. 4 00:00:17,071 --> 00:00:18,838 He said he'd kill me. 5 00:00:25,379 --> 00:00:27,847 Get him, Mustafa. 6 00:00:27,882 --> 00:00:30,315 Hey, hold that door! Hold that door! 7 00:00:30,351 --> 00:00:33,452 - Flight 3... - What? Hold the door! 8 00:00:33,487 --> 00:00:35,555 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - That's my flight to Los Angeles! 9 00:00:35,590 --> 00:00:37,489 - I'm so sorry. You just missed it. - I'm on that flight. 10 00:00:37,525 --> 00:00:39,458 - Look, I made the plane, I'm here! - You were so close... 11 00:00:39,460 --> 00:00:40,461 - What?! - ... but unfortunately, 12 00:00:40,495 --> 00:00:41,627 the door is locked and closed. 13 00:00:41,663 --> 00:00:43,195 - You're not letting me on the plane? - I know it's frustrating, 14 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:45,164 but once the door closes, that's it. 15 00:00:45,199 --> 00:00:46,465 Federal regulations. 16 00:00:46,500 --> 00:00:49,534 I got caught up watching this movie in the hotel, 17 00:00:49,570 --> 00:00:53,071 "Arabesque," with Sophia Loren and Gregory Peck. 18 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:54,973 - Mm-hmm. - Please let me in here. 19 00:00:55,008 --> 00:00:57,042 It's so ridiculous. There's the plane right there. 20 00:00:57,077 --> 00:01:00,111 But, really, it's as if the plane's not there. 21 00:01:00,146 --> 00:01:01,846 Wha... are you a magician? 22 00:01:01,882 --> 00:01:03,782 - No, but the door is locked. - I see the plane. 23 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:05,784 If you're doing a trick, it's not a good trick. 24 00:01:05,819 --> 00:01:07,786 I'm trying my best to accommodate you. 25 00:01:07,821 --> 00:01:09,621 It doesn't seem like it. You're not golden-ruling it. 26 00:01:09,656 --> 00:01:12,156 You're not doing unto others as you would have others do unto you. 27 00:01:12,192 --> 00:01:15,393 Unfortunately, the golden rule is not a federal regulation. 28 00:01:15,428 --> 00:01:17,062 Golden rule trumps everything. 29 00:01:17,097 --> 00:01:19,965 Golden rule's on top, federal law is second. 30 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,468 Good news... we do have one seat left 31 00:01:23,503 --> 00:01:24,970 on the next available flight. 32 00:01:25,005 --> 00:01:28,639 - First class? - No, but it's an aisle seat, 33 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:29,840 which is kind of a miracle. 34 00:01:29,875 --> 00:01:31,675 So you do have a little time 35 00:01:31,711 --> 00:01:34,444 to enjoy our amazing mall here. 36 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:37,214 - We have a Wetzel's Pretzels... - A Wetzel's Pretzels. 37 00:01:37,249 --> 00:01:41,719 I can't wait to chomp into one of those Wetzel's Pretzels. 38 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:42,720 They're delicious. 39 00:01:43,555 --> 00:01:45,589 - Good afternoon. Welcome aboard. - Hi. 40 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:47,825 11C... straight down and on the right, sir. 41 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:50,227 Are there any first-class seats open? 42 00:01:50,262 --> 00:01:51,394 No, it's a full flight, sir. 43 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:55,398 Look, there's an empty seat over here. 44 00:01:55,434 --> 00:01:57,167 Straight down, right-hand side. 45 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,302 - Hello. - If somebody doesn't show up, though, 46 00:01:59,338 --> 00:02:01,438 you let me know, okay? 47 00:02:01,473 --> 00:02:03,340 And, you know, we can work something out. 48 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,909 I can pay you separately, perhaps. 49 00:02:05,945 --> 00:02:08,278 Go to your seat, please, sir. Thank you. 50 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:14,316 Hey, what are you doing? I just opened this up for me. 51 00:02:14,352 --> 00:02:15,685 - What are you doing? - That's my spot right there. 52 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:17,353 I don't care. That doesn't mean anything. 53 00:02:17,388 --> 00:02:18,688 This is filled up. I'm using this. 54 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:19,889 I don't know what to tell you, buddy. 55 00:02:19,924 --> 00:02:21,157 It's the Wild West, okay, so. 56 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:33,402 Larry. 57 00:02:33,437 --> 00:02:35,371 - Nathan Winocur. - Hey, Doctor. 58 00:02:35,406 --> 00:02:37,106 - Friend of Marty's. - Yeah. 59 00:02:37,142 --> 00:02:39,075 - Good to see ya. - Nice to see you. 60 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:40,609 Ocean View, right? 61 00:02:40,645 --> 00:02:42,812 That's right. We should play a round. 62 00:02:42,847 --> 00:02:45,181 - We should play. - Let's do that. I'll talk to Marty. 63 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:47,650 - And I'll get Jeff. You know Jeff? - I love Jeff. 64 00:02:47,686 --> 00:02:50,019 - That's a great foursome. - Yeah, it's a good foursome. 65 00:02:50,055 --> 00:02:52,087 - Great. - Uh, I think I'm there. 66 00:02:52,122 --> 00:02:55,524 Okay, that's me. Thank you. 67 00:03:11,509 --> 00:03:14,042 Sir, sir, I'm sorry. This is for first-class passengers. 68 00:03:14,078 --> 00:03:17,079 - I know, but I... I... - Your ticket's for 11C, sir. 69 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,547 I know, but nobody's sitting there. 70 00:03:18,583 --> 00:03:20,349 Could you give me, like, a personal upgrade, 71 00:03:20,384 --> 00:03:22,451 and I can upgrade you, and... 72 00:03:22,486 --> 00:03:25,053 - Sir. - No? Okay. 73 00:03:28,492 --> 00:03:30,992 Sir, can I ask you a really big favor? 74 00:03:31,028 --> 00:03:33,695 I have a medical condition 75 00:03:33,731 --> 00:03:36,932 where I have to... my bladder's really overactive. 76 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,633 I have a bladder condition, 77 00:03:38,668 --> 00:03:40,802 and I have to get up a lot. 78 00:03:40,838 --> 00:03:42,670 Is there any way I could sit in the aisle 79 00:03:42,706 --> 00:03:44,740 and you would want to switch to the middle? 80 00:03:44,775 --> 00:03:47,075 I can't switch seats with you. 81 00:03:47,111 --> 00:03:49,510 I mean, I got the... I can't sit in the middle. 82 00:03:49,546 --> 00:03:51,479 It's claustro... claustrophobic in there. 83 00:03:51,514 --> 00:03:54,649 It's okay. I just have to ask because I'm up so often. 84 00:03:54,684 --> 00:03:55,951 - I'm sorry. - I'll die in the middle. 85 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,652 It's so painful, too. 86 00:03:57,687 --> 00:04:00,021 Just wanna see where the bathrooms are so I know, 87 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,357 - 'cause it's gonna be a run. - Okay, fine. 88 00:04:02,392 --> 00:04:04,692 Really? 89 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:07,528 You are such a gentleman. Thank you so much. 90 00:04:07,564 --> 00:04:08,663 You're welcome. 91 00:04:09,867 --> 00:04:12,000 Heh-hey, my lucky day. 92 00:04:12,035 --> 00:04:14,802 Yeah, mine, too. 93 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:23,010 I'm just looking for the little thing. 94 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:26,013 - Gotta buckle up. - Jesus Christ. 95 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,782 Give it here. 96 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:41,162 Oh, come on. 97 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,899 Can I grab one of your Kleenex, please? 98 00:04:44,934 --> 00:04:46,233 Oh. 99 00:04:46,269 --> 00:04:48,436 I just got... I think it's just allergies. 100 00:04:52,241 --> 00:04:54,041 Oh, man. 101 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:02,115 No. No. 102 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:03,183 No. 103 00:05:08,023 --> 00:05:09,690 Sir, if I could just have you open your eyes 104 00:05:09,725 --> 00:05:11,891 so I can see your pupils. 105 00:05:11,927 --> 00:05:14,494 If you could just try and relax a little bit. 106 00:05:14,530 --> 00:05:16,963 - Long, deep breaths. - Excuse me, everyone. 107 00:05:16,998 --> 00:05:19,065 One of our passengers has taken ill. 108 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,667 If there's a doctor onboard, 109 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:23,269 can you please ring your call button? 110 00:05:23,305 --> 00:05:24,971 Now, sir, are you currently... 111 00:05:25,006 --> 00:05:27,441 Hey, they're asking for a doctor. 112 00:05:27,476 --> 00:05:29,643 - Mm-mmm. - Huh? 113 00:05:29,678 --> 00:05:30,910 You're not gonna heed the call? 114 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:33,146 Give it a minute. He's gonna be fine. 115 00:05:33,181 --> 00:05:35,649 How do you know? You don't even know what he has. 116 00:05:35,684 --> 00:05:37,800 You ever been part of an emergency landing? 117 00:05:37,801 --> 00:05:38,801 Is that what you want, Larry? 118 00:05:38,813 --> 00:05:40,686 To spend the night in Lubbock, Texas, at a Days Inn 119 00:05:40,722 --> 00:05:42,921 with a $15 voucher from Cinnabon? 120 00:05:42,957 --> 00:05:44,957 Think about it. 121 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:51,364 Excuse me. 122 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:52,931 I'd like to use the bathroom. 123 00:05:52,967 --> 00:05:54,467 Okay. 124 00:05:54,502 --> 00:05:56,168 - Here. - Thank you. 125 00:05:59,674 --> 00:06:01,474 Yeah, don't... don't move too much. 126 00:06:01,509 --> 00:06:03,208 Don't get up. 127 00:06:03,244 --> 00:06:04,543 Ow! 128 00:06:04,579 --> 00:06:08,146 Ah! Why don't you move your foot, for God's sake?! 129 00:06:11,352 --> 00:06:13,118 I'm so glad I ran into you on this flight. 130 00:06:13,153 --> 00:06:14,520 I'll call up Marty. We'll set up a game. 131 00:06:14,555 --> 00:06:16,121 Yeah, yeah, we'll play. 132 00:06:16,156 --> 00:06:17,990 Oh, you got up. 133 00:06:18,025 --> 00:06:20,759 By the way, that's the first time that you got up the entire trip. 134 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:23,228 That was a total bullshit story about the bladder. 135 00:06:23,264 --> 00:06:25,830 - I have a medical condition. - Medical. 136 00:06:25,866 --> 00:06:27,399 You got a medical condition. 137 00:06:27,434 --> 00:06:29,234 She's got a medical condition. 138 00:06:29,270 --> 00:06:31,236 One day, you're... you're gonna really have to go to the bathroom, 139 00:06:31,272 --> 00:06:32,437 and no one's gonna let you. 140 00:06:32,472 --> 00:06:34,039 I had to sit in the middle 141 00:06:34,074 --> 00:06:35,774 the entire trip because of you! 142 00:06:42,983 --> 00:06:44,283 Thank you. 143 00:06:46,384 --> 00:06:47,584 _ 144 00:06:48,322 --> 00:06:50,055 Welcome back. 145 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,124 Thank you. 146 00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:54,559 Nice to be home. Is that your handiwork? 147 00:06:54,594 --> 00:06:56,128 Fuck, no. I wouldn't do that shit. 148 00:06:56,163 --> 00:06:58,797 You know what, that's not gonna make me wash a car. 149 00:06:58,832 --> 00:07:00,298 If anything, I'm not gonna wash it. 150 00:07:00,333 --> 00:07:02,333 - I wouldn't wash it. - Just to annoy this guy. 151 00:07:02,368 --> 00:07:04,569 I assume it's a guy. A woman wouldn't do something like that. 152 00:07:04,604 --> 00:07:05,837 Ladies don't do that kind of shit. 153 00:07:05,872 --> 00:07:08,606 Ladies bust windows out and slash tires 154 00:07:08,642 --> 00:07:09,974 and key your car and shit. 155 00:07:10,009 --> 00:07:12,444 "Wash me." This is what I'm gonna do. 156 00:07:14,514 --> 00:07:15,747 - I like that shit. - Huh? 157 00:07:15,782 --> 00:07:17,649 You like that? See the comma after "no"? 158 00:07:17,684 --> 00:07:19,016 - No! - That's good grammar. 159 00:07:19,052 --> 00:07:20,752 - You wash me! You wash me! - Yeah. 160 00:07:20,787 --> 00:07:22,086 - Yeah. - I like that shit. 161 00:07:22,121 --> 00:07:24,589 Hey, did you ever see this movie "Arabesque"? 162 00:07:24,624 --> 00:07:26,758 Nah. Is that one of those "Star Trek" movies? 163 00:07:26,793 --> 00:07:29,392 No, no. It's an old movie with Sophia Loren. 164 00:07:29,428 --> 00:07:31,862 - She's gorgeous. - Is she naked in the movie? 165 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:33,229 No, it was... it was from the '60s. 166 00:07:33,265 --> 00:07:34,932 Nobody... nobody got naked in the '60s. 167 00:07:34,967 --> 00:07:36,733 She's gotta be naked in something. 168 00:07:36,769 --> 00:07:38,569 Well, if you come across anything, let me know. 169 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:39,736 You know I'ma look. 170 00:07:41,239 --> 00:07:43,674 He refused to see the person? 171 00:07:43,709 --> 00:07:45,642 He did not heed the call! 172 00:07:45,678 --> 00:07:47,077 I don't know what happened on the plane, 173 00:07:47,112 --> 00:07:49,112 but he's a great guy to play golf with. 174 00:07:49,147 --> 00:07:50,280 Very surprising. 175 00:07:50,315 --> 00:07:51,515 Do you care about the character 176 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:52,816 of people you play golf with 177 00:07:52,852 --> 00:07:54,485 if they leave you alone on the course? 178 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,152 No, I'm happy to play with a reprobate 179 00:07:56,188 --> 00:07:57,354 if he has a good personality 180 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:58,389 and I enjoy playing with him. 181 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:59,390 I'll play with reprobates. 182 00:07:59,424 --> 00:08:01,191 - Yeah? - Oh, really? 183 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:03,660 - Yes. - You, Manson, Ramirez, and Hitler. 184 00:08:03,696 --> 00:08:06,129 - That's a good foursome. - If they play fast. 185 00:08:06,164 --> 00:08:08,531 - If they play fast. - I'd rather play with a fast Manson 186 00:08:08,566 --> 00:08:10,600 than a slow Funkhouser, I'll tell you that. 187 00:08:10,635 --> 00:08:13,703 - Any day of the week. - Yeah, you're a little slow. 188 00:08:13,738 --> 00:08:15,938 I line my ball up, I look, I hit it. 189 00:08:15,974 --> 00:08:19,275 Hey, Lar, did I tell you that we hired a decorator for the new house? 190 00:08:19,311 --> 00:08:22,112 I'm going up to meet her Sunday in San Francisco. 191 00:08:22,147 --> 00:08:23,813 Jeff, you're taking me to the airport, 1:00. 192 00:08:23,848 --> 00:08:25,948 Don't forget. Don't make any plans. 193 00:08:25,984 --> 00:08:28,151 - Airport... oh, God. - Why does he have to take you to the airport? 194 00:08:28,186 --> 00:08:30,320 - He's gotta see me off. - See you off? 195 00:08:30,355 --> 00:08:32,622 You're not going to India. You're going to San Francisco! 196 00:08:32,657 --> 00:08:34,290 - It's an hour away. - So what? 197 00:08:34,326 --> 00:08:35,825 See you off? You'll be back that night. 198 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:37,827 You know what, Larry, it's not surprising to me 199 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:40,930 that you're the only one of this group who's here as a single... 200 00:08:40,965 --> 00:08:42,765 - Oh, yeah. - ... with no girlfriend, no wife. 201 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:45,967 Maybe if you would've seen Cheryl off a few more times, 202 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:48,037 - you'd still be together. - I don't think so. 203 00:08:48,072 --> 00:08:51,140 - He wants to, trust me. - No, trust me, he doesn't. 204 00:08:51,175 --> 00:08:52,874 - Jeff, do you want to? - No. 205 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:55,044 - Well, you're going to. - You know why you're doing this? 206 00:08:55,079 --> 00:08:57,979 - Why, Larry? - Because you wanna ruin his day, that's why. 207 00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,981 Okay, Kreskin. Could read my mind. 208 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:01,450 You think you know what goes on 209 00:09:01,485 --> 00:09:03,318 in the complexities of my brain 210 00:09:03,354 --> 00:09:05,720 and who I am. 211 00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:08,357 - The complexities of who you are? - Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:08,392 --> 00:09:11,560 Who are you? You're a Jew from the Bronx! 213 00:09:11,595 --> 00:09:13,295 I can't wait to see her off. 214 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,730 - I really like your friends. - They're very lovely people. 215 00:09:15,766 --> 00:09:18,400 Okay! 216 00:09:18,436 --> 00:09:21,569 Please do not sit on the arm of the chair. 217 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,473 Dinner is served. 218 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,341 - Yeah, all right. - Yay, yay. 219 00:09:27,377 --> 00:09:28,776 - Yeah! - I like it. 220 00:09:28,811 --> 00:09:31,379 - Did you fucking catch that? - I caught it! 221 00:09:31,414 --> 00:09:32,846 What the fuck? 222 00:09:32,882 --> 00:09:35,916 Oh, oh, oh. Honey, you forgot your drink. 223 00:09:37,120 --> 00:09:38,486 Thanks. 224 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,821 Oh, Marilyn, the table's gorgeous! 225 00:09:40,856 --> 00:09:42,056 - Hey. - Huh? 226 00:09:42,092 --> 00:09:44,758 You ever called her honey before? 227 00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:46,894 I doubt it. No. 228 00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:48,096 How many dates have you been on? 229 00:09:48,131 --> 00:09:49,297 - Two. - Pssh! 230 00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:51,632 You just gave a premature honey. 231 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:52,833 I gotta tell you something. 232 00:09:52,868 --> 00:09:54,034 - A premature honey? - Yeah. 233 00:09:54,070 --> 00:09:55,769 Premature, too soon for honey. 234 00:09:55,805 --> 00:09:57,371 Honey's way down the line. 235 00:09:57,407 --> 00:09:59,106 You gotta spend a weekend together 236 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:01,708 or something in the country before you can jump to honey. 237 00:10:01,743 --> 00:10:03,076 I know what you're trying to do, 238 00:10:03,112 --> 00:10:04,744 you're trying to jump ahead with the relationship. 239 00:10:04,779 --> 00:10:07,247 But it doesn't work. You got caught. 240 00:10:07,282 --> 00:10:09,449 - You're blowing this way out of proportion. - Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 241 00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:11,351 - She doesn't care, Dr. Phil. - Okay. 242 00:10:11,386 --> 00:10:13,420 You don't know what you're talking about. 243 00:10:13,455 --> 00:10:15,088 - I think you made a big mistake. - Everything is cool, man. 244 00:10:15,124 --> 00:10:17,924 Can I take a moment, please? 245 00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:20,727 On behalf of my adorable new girlfriend, 246 00:10:20,762 --> 00:10:23,096 thank you for a delicious dinner. 247 00:10:23,132 --> 00:10:24,564 - Thank you for coming. - Cheers. 248 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:25,765 Cheers. Prego. 249 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:27,234 Marty, cheers. 250 00:10:27,269 --> 00:10:28,901 - Health, happiness. - So nice to meet you. 251 00:10:28,937 --> 00:10:30,670 - Thank you for having us. - Yes, very nice. 252 00:10:30,705 --> 00:10:32,539 - You can't clink, Larry? - Why do I have to clink? 253 00:10:32,574 --> 00:10:34,173 Because it's a custom that people do, 254 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,374 - which is friendly and nice. - It's a stupid custom. 255 00:10:35,409 --> 00:10:37,243 What does it mean, the clinking? 256 00:10:37,278 --> 00:10:39,278 - Oh. - Cheers. 257 00:10:39,313 --> 00:10:40,947 Mmm. 258 00:10:40,982 --> 00:10:44,884 You know, you pick up a knife like this, a steak knife, 259 00:10:44,919 --> 00:10:47,453 you get the urge... I do... that I wanna... 260 00:10:47,488 --> 00:10:50,289 I wanna stab... I wanna stab with it. 261 00:10:50,324 --> 00:10:51,858 - Oh? - Really? 262 00:10:51,893 --> 00:10:54,027 Yeah, 'cause you pick up a baseball bat, you wanna swing it. 263 00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:55,995 You pick up a tennis ball, you wanna throw it. 264 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,630 When you have a... a knife, 265 00:10:57,666 --> 00:10:59,431 you wanna stab, do you not? 266 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:01,367 - Yeah, a little bit. - Huh? Know what they should have? 267 00:11:01,402 --> 00:11:04,037 - What's that? - A stabbing range. 268 00:11:04,072 --> 00:11:06,772 - Get out of here. - Yeah, a stabbing range where you can stab... 269 00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:08,339 - stab dummies. - Wow. 270 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,908 You'd feel good. You'd feel good. 271 00:11:09,943 --> 00:11:11,342 Where would the stabbing range be? 272 00:11:11,378 --> 00:11:13,845 In the Valley. 273 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,480 What do you think, Marilyn? 274 00:11:15,515 --> 00:11:17,248 The knife... do you feel like stabbing somebody? 275 00:11:17,284 --> 00:11:19,551 Yeah, I feel like stabbing someone. 276 00:11:21,588 --> 00:11:24,255 Hmm, interesting. 277 00:11:24,291 --> 00:11:26,024 This is fantastic food. 278 00:11:26,060 --> 00:11:27,726 - Thank you. - It really is. 279 00:11:27,761 --> 00:11:30,295 Yeah, I can never get my potatoes like that. 280 00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:31,863 - Mmm. - They're really good. 281 00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,832 What is this, tap? 282 00:11:33,867 --> 00:11:35,366 Yes, it is. 283 00:11:35,402 --> 00:11:37,669 No filter? 284 00:11:37,705 --> 00:11:38,970 No filter. Tap water. 285 00:11:39,006 --> 00:11:40,172 Huh, interesting. 286 00:11:40,207 --> 00:11:42,073 Surprised you don't have a filter. 287 00:11:42,108 --> 00:11:43,841 You have no filter. 288 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,077 - Huh, that's... yeah. - Isn't it obvious? 289 00:11:46,112 --> 00:11:48,979 - That's true. - You just say whatever comes into your mind. 290 00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:52,283 You don't really modulate your inner feelings at all, do you? 291 00:11:52,319 --> 00:11:54,952 It's a good thing for me, but it's a bad thing for water. 292 00:11:54,987 --> 00:11:58,489 Excuse me, I smell something burning. 293 00:12:00,427 --> 00:12:01,726 - LD. - Hmm? 294 00:12:01,761 --> 00:12:04,729 Goldfish would commit suicide in this water. 295 00:12:04,764 --> 00:12:08,099 Yeah! Wha... how come you didn't say that when she was there? 296 00:12:08,134 --> 00:12:10,034 You know, I'm a guest. I don't know. 297 00:12:10,069 --> 00:12:12,002 You're like Fred MacMurray in "The Caine Mutiny" 298 00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:14,504 when he and Van Johnson go to see the admiral, 299 00:12:14,540 --> 00:12:16,607 then Fred MacMurray gets cold feet and he backs out. 300 00:12:16,642 --> 00:12:18,108 That's a movie, this is real life. 301 00:12:18,143 --> 00:12:20,344 In real life, you're polite to your hostess. 302 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:22,679 Of course, you're polite. And why wouldn't you be? 303 00:12:22,715 --> 00:12:24,147 There's a hostess, and you have... 304 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:25,749 That's pretty good. 305 00:12:25,784 --> 00:12:27,517 Sure, sure, the water, the water. 306 00:12:27,553 --> 00:12:29,620 By the way, I'm not the only one who can't stand it. 307 00:12:30,856 --> 00:12:33,123 Can't stand what? 308 00:12:35,461 --> 00:12:37,794 Well, Marty likes my water. 309 00:12:52,744 --> 00:12:55,010 - Very good. - See? 310 00:12:55,045 --> 00:12:57,280 You're really the only person 311 00:12:57,315 --> 00:12:59,014 who has a problem with the water. 312 00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,317 You know, it's just water. What are you so sensitive about? 313 00:13:01,352 --> 00:13:02,951 I want you to go. 314 00:13:02,987 --> 00:13:05,388 I'm getting kicked out? 315 00:13:05,423 --> 00:13:07,990 - Yeah, I think... - You're kicking me out? 316 00:13:08,025 --> 00:13:09,692 Yeah, I think you should leave. 317 00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:11,560 This is unbelievable. Okay. 318 00:13:11,596 --> 00:13:14,096 Well, it was fun. We... we really... 319 00:13:14,131 --> 00:13:16,999 - It was not fun. - No, it wasn't. 320 00:13:17,034 --> 00:13:18,867 I leave my knife 321 00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:22,337 and I bid you adieu. 322 00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:34,638 _ 323 00:13:39,039 --> 00:13:42,839 _ 324 00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,364 You guys, look! Ah! 325 00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:53,235 - Hey, bald fuck! - Bald fuck! 326 00:13:53,270 --> 00:13:56,370 Blow me, blow me! 327 00:13:58,774 --> 00:14:01,075 You wash it! You wash it! 328 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:02,977 Blow me, bald fuck! 329 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,511 Shut up! Shut up! 330 00:14:05,949 --> 00:14:07,681 Oh, you were right, Larry. 331 00:14:07,717 --> 00:14:09,283 I blew it with Rhonda. 332 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:11,052 I told you it was a premature honey. 333 00:14:11,087 --> 00:14:13,721 And she's been cold ever since. 334 00:14:13,756 --> 00:14:15,957 - Yeah, it was bad. - I said honey. 335 00:14:15,992 --> 00:14:17,959 - What's the big deal? - I told them no mushrooms in this thing. 336 00:14:17,994 --> 00:14:20,161 - I said no mushrooms, all right? - I've lost a potential bride, 337 00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:21,896 and you're talking about salad? 338 00:14:21,931 --> 00:14:25,632 - I blew it. - You saw... you saw a wife there 339 00:14:25,668 --> 00:14:28,801 and you seized on it with a honey, right? 340 00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:30,436 - That's what you did. - It was a seize. 341 00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:31,738 - You seized. - I did seize. 342 00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,206 - You did seize. - So, what do I do? 343 00:14:33,242 --> 00:14:34,474 I don't know. 344 00:14:34,509 --> 00:14:36,476 Oh, great. 345 00:14:36,511 --> 00:14:38,378 It's from Rhonda. 346 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,380 "We need to talk." 347 00:14:40,415 --> 00:14:42,615 - Oh. - I'm through. 348 00:14:42,650 --> 00:14:43,816 You're done. 349 00:14:43,852 --> 00:14:45,685 What ever comes good after "we need to talk"? 350 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,288 - Nothing. - You ever hear this? "We need to talk. 351 00:14:48,323 --> 00:14:49,923 I'm taking you to Cancun." 352 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,324 - No, that's not happening. - Is that gonna happen? 353 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,659 - No. No. - That's not gonna happen. 354 00:14:53,695 --> 00:14:56,196 - What do I do, man? - Can I get you a refill? 355 00:14:56,231 --> 00:14:57,697 - Okay. - What do I do? 356 00:14:57,732 --> 00:15:00,200 I got an idea. Text her back. 357 00:15:00,235 --> 00:15:01,935 Tell her to come meet you at the restaurant. 358 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,536 - Why? - When she comes in, 359 00:15:03,571 --> 00:15:05,938 you start calling everybody honey. 360 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,107 - I do what? - Call everybody honey... 361 00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:11,176 the waitresses, the manager, customers, everyone. 362 00:15:11,212 --> 00:15:13,913 - Why? - Because... 'cause you're a guy 363 00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:16,282 who just uses the word honey a lot. 364 00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:19,318 - You mean it's part of my working vocabulary? - Yes! Yes! 365 00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,753 And what would that mean to her? 366 00:15:20,789 --> 00:15:22,889 That means that she's just part of the honey parade. 367 00:15:22,924 --> 00:15:24,757 - So, I just call everybody honey? - You call everybody honey. 368 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,492 - I like the honey parade. - Huh? 369 00:15:26,528 --> 00:15:28,928 - All right, I'll have her come down. - Yeah. 370 00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:31,831 There, she's coming. There she is. 371 00:15:31,866 --> 00:15:33,466 - Where? - There. 372 00:15:33,501 --> 00:15:35,501 - Oh, boy. - Larry, I didn't know you were gonna be here. 373 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:36,702 - Hi! - Hi. 374 00:15:36,738 --> 00:15:38,169 Hi. Oh, hold on a second. 375 00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:40,238 Honey, do you mind if I grab a chair? 376 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:44,443 - Thank you, honey. - Oh, no, I don't... um, thanks. 377 00:15:44,478 --> 00:15:45,977 I just... I could come back. 378 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:49,047 I just wanted to have just, like, a quick conversation. 379 00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,682 I don't wanna interrupt a whole thing. 380 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,350 No, you're not interrupting anything. 381 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,185 Excuse me, honey. Can I get... 382 00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,421 - What... what do you want? - Oh, I'll just have a coffee. 383 00:15:56,457 --> 00:15:59,558 A black coffee, honey. 384 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:01,860 That's all you want? Are you hungry? 385 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,496 Uh, well, I wasn't planning on staying that long, 386 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,631 - but maybe... maybe I'll get a sand... - Oh, honey, right here. 387 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,166 - The coffee. - Oh, thank you so much. 388 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,836 Honey, can you bring a turkey burger and some fries? 389 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,404 Thanks, honey. Hey, hon! 390 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,340 You know, honey, can we get an extra napkin? 391 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,208 Hey, could I get some coffee, honey? 392 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,742 - Mm-hmm. - Honey? Honey? 393 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:19,877 Thank you, honey. 394 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,545 Could we get the check, honey? 395 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,014 Thank you, honey. 396 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:28,886 - Thank you. - So, what did you wanna talk about? 397 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:32,590 Oh, just I'm free on Friday night now 398 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,360 and wanted to see if you wanted to do something together. 399 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,428 Pick me up at work? I'll be done around 8:00. 400 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:38,929 Then we'll have just one car. 401 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,999 - Uh, yeah. - Great! 402 00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:43,901 - Where do you work? - Uh, I work at Neiman Marcus. 403 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,768 - Is that so? - Yeah. 404 00:16:45,804 --> 00:16:48,972 - Huh. - I am a sales professional on the men's floor. 405 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,807 If you ever want any help, let me know. 406 00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:52,109 Now that you mention it, 407 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,544 I could actually use a couple of pairs of pants. 408 00:16:54,579 --> 00:16:56,113 Call me anytime. Seriously, stop by. 409 00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:57,914 - I'm going to. - Great, give him my number. 410 00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,416 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 411 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:01,051 - Larry, it's great to see you. - Good to see you again. 412 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:02,452 - Very good to see you, Larry. - Always a pleasure. 413 00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:04,354 Do you want me to leave any money for this? 414 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,056 - Are you taking care of it? Okay. - It's all right. 415 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,657 - It's all right. - He's a good guy. 416 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:10,193 - To us. - Oh! What do you wanna do on Friday? 417 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,328 Anything you want, honey. 418 00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,200 Oh. 419 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:19,502 You wanna go to the Rams game on Sunday with Rob? 420 00:17:19,537 --> 00:17:20,802 He's got extra tickets. 421 00:17:20,838 --> 00:17:22,971 I'd love to go to the Rams game on Sunday. 422 00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,641 Gotta take Susie to the airport. 423 00:17:25,676 --> 00:17:27,476 She's ridiculous! 424 00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:29,544 - All right, I got an idea. - What? 425 00:17:31,081 --> 00:17:33,248 Accidental text on purpose. 426 00:17:33,283 --> 00:17:34,916 Please explain. 427 00:17:34,951 --> 00:17:37,085 You're sending a text to me, 428 00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:39,620 but it goes to her "by accident." 429 00:17:39,656 --> 00:17:41,756 - Uh-huh. - And in the text, you say, 430 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,059 "Hey, LD, I'd love to go to the game, 431 00:17:44,094 --> 00:17:45,493 but I'm taking Susie to the airport. 432 00:17:45,529 --> 00:17:46,861 I don't wanna disappoint her. 433 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,129 We're getting along so great." 434 00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,165 - And it goes to her... - It goes to her. 435 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,799 - ... but it was meant to you. - Meant to me! 436 00:17:51,834 --> 00:17:53,801 - Saying how great Susie is... - How great Susie is. 437 00:17:53,836 --> 00:17:55,370 - ... and how much I love her. - Yeah. 438 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:58,173 You, sir, are an amazing man. 439 00:17:58,208 --> 00:18:00,141 - I am texting Susie right now. - Oh, here they are. 440 00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:01,676 - Larry, Jeff. - Hello. 441 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:03,310 - Thanks for letting me join you guys. - Sure. 442 00:18:03,345 --> 00:18:05,746 - Yeah. - You should see this guy on the range. 443 00:18:05,782 --> 00:18:08,049 - What's your handicap? - 10. 444 00:18:08,084 --> 00:18:09,951 - What are you? - 15. 445 00:18:09,986 --> 00:18:12,920 We should make it interesting, play for some cheddar. 446 00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:15,422 - Sure. - Yeah? 200? 447 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,758 - Okay, you're on. - Great. 448 00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:21,996 I pick up a knife, I have an urge to stab. 449 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:25,066 But it's a stupid thing to say at a dinner table. 450 00:18:25,101 --> 00:18:28,535 And then you made such a deal over the goddamn filter. 451 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:30,871 - Terrible water. - But you didn't have to say anything about it. 452 00:18:30,907 --> 00:18:33,440 How could you not comment on water that's so bad? 453 00:18:33,476 --> 00:18:36,077 Okay, I've done everything I can to get her back. 454 00:18:36,112 --> 00:18:40,080 I sent her flowers... boom... shredded on my doorstep. 455 00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:42,816 I mean, I don't know what to do. 456 00:18:43,852 --> 00:18:45,819 - Oh! - Oh! 457 00:18:45,854 --> 00:18:47,453 Oh! 458 00:18:47,489 --> 00:18:50,957 - Accidental text on purpose! - Accidental text. Oh, my God. 459 00:18:50,993 --> 00:18:53,292 - Tell him. - Okay, here's what you do. 460 00:18:53,328 --> 00:18:55,095 You send me a text, 461 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:59,398 but you accidentally send it to her on purpose. 462 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:01,200 And in the text, you say something like, 463 00:19:01,236 --> 00:19:03,503 "Hey, Larry, you were an asshole the other night. 464 00:19:03,538 --> 00:19:06,439 There's nothing wrong with her water. It's perfectly okay." 465 00:19:06,474 --> 00:19:09,075 Say anything you want. Curse me, anything. I don't care. 466 00:19:09,111 --> 00:19:11,344 Okay, I've never said this to you before. 467 00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,945 - Yeah. - You're brilliant. 468 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:14,713 - Thank you, thank you. - Right, right?! 469 00:19:14,749 --> 00:19:16,715 I invented this. I invented this. 470 00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:17,816 He already did it for me. 471 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,285 "Dear Larry... " 472 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,554 - I can say anything I want! - Anything! 473 00:19:21,589 --> 00:19:23,256 "Larry, you were so out of line 474 00:19:23,291 --> 00:19:24,890 the other night about the water." 475 00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:26,859 - Yes! - "If Marilyn didn't throw you out, I would've." 476 00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:28,427 Perfect! 477 00:19:28,463 --> 00:19:30,062 Damn it! 478 00:19:30,097 --> 00:19:31,464 He's had some bad luck today. 479 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,501 All right, there we go. 480 00:19:35,537 --> 00:19:37,002 - Oh, that's nice. - Here it comes. 481 00:19:37,038 --> 00:19:39,238 - All right. - Hey, where do you lie? 482 00:19:39,274 --> 00:19:40,540 Uh, four. 483 00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:41,707 Look! 484 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,609 She texted me right back. 485 00:19:43,645 --> 00:19:45,144 "I love you. 486 00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:47,145 I know this is not meant for me. 487 00:19:47,181 --> 00:19:50,815 What a great man to stick up for me like that." 488 00:19:52,152 --> 00:19:53,418 - Unbelievable. - Thank you. 489 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:54,619 - Unbelievable. - Huh? 490 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,588 - Brilliant! - Get the flag, Jeff? 491 00:19:56,623 --> 00:19:57,889 Yep. 492 00:19:57,924 --> 00:19:59,424 Well, you're playing great today. 493 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:00,958 No, I'm having a bad day. 494 00:20:02,796 --> 00:20:03,796 Beautiful. 495 00:20:03,797 --> 00:20:05,564 - Oh! - Beautiful! 496 00:20:05,599 --> 00:20:06,698 Oh! 497 00:20:06,733 --> 00:20:08,233 - Is that a birdie? - Beautiful. 498 00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:10,702 - Oh, my God. - Oh, guys, I hate to do this. 499 00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:12,737 I got a medical emergency. I gotta get to Cedars. 500 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:15,940 - We only have three more holes. - No, we got a medical emergency here. 501 00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:17,375 Wait, wait. What are you talking about? 502 00:20:17,411 --> 00:20:18,810 You owe me $200. Pay up. 503 00:20:18,845 --> 00:20:20,578 It's an emergency. I'm a doctor. 504 00:20:20,613 --> 00:20:22,046 You weren't a doctor on the plane. 505 00:20:22,082 --> 00:20:23,715 I gotta go. A patient needs me. 506 00:20:23,750 --> 00:20:26,751 Oh, boy, you're down three with three to play. 507 00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:30,788 Oh, so when you're losing money, you heed the call, is that it? 508 00:20:30,824 --> 00:20:31,889 You know what that is? 509 00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:34,258 Selective heeding, that's what that is! 510 00:20:34,293 --> 00:20:36,027 You didn't get any text anyway. 511 00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,261 It was all bullshit! 512 00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:46,370 - Enigma? - What the fuck?! 513 00:20:46,405 --> 00:20:48,539 Whoa! Oh! 514 00:20:48,574 --> 00:20:50,074 - Jesus Christ! - God! 515 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:52,076 Crazy! 516 00:20:52,112 --> 00:20:55,045 It's just perfume. 517 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:58,349 ... out of nowhere, right in my face, spritzing me. 518 00:20:58,384 --> 00:21:00,684 - They're the worst. - Come on, what is that? What a violation. 519 00:21:00,720 --> 00:21:02,286 You know what, they'll usually go away, though, 520 00:21:02,321 --> 00:21:03,487 if you just wave them away. 521 00:21:03,522 --> 00:21:06,757 - Did you wave her away? - Sort of, yeah. 522 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:08,825 Here, do you like this color? 523 00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,694 - Yeah, yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 524 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,630 - All right, let's try these. - Okay. 525 00:21:12,665 --> 00:21:14,732 By the way, I wanted to let you know 526 00:21:14,767 --> 00:21:16,145 I was very impressed 527 00:21:16,146 --> 00:21:18,360 that you said something about the water the other day. 528 00:21:18,367 --> 00:21:20,237 Well, thank you for saying so. 529 00:21:20,273 --> 00:21:22,105 It's hard to, you know, get in front of a group 530 00:21:22,141 --> 00:21:25,007 and... and say what everyone's thinking when it's uncomfortable. 531 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:26,942 You know, I had no problem. 532 00:21:26,978 --> 00:21:29,612 Now, I got you 32 and 30. 533 00:21:29,648 --> 00:21:31,814 - Okay. - What do you wanna start with? 534 00:21:31,849 --> 00:21:33,816 - Eh, 32. - All right. 535 00:21:33,851 --> 00:21:36,486 - Here's the 32. - These look very nice, yeah. 536 00:21:36,521 --> 00:21:38,388 All right. 537 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,989 Oh, okay. 538 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,720 Yeah, he's in the kitchen. 539 00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:13,655 - Look who's here. - Hey. 540 00:22:15,026 --> 00:22:16,826 Oh, for God's sake. 541 00:22:16,861 --> 00:22:18,227 Look at this. 542 00:22:18,262 --> 00:22:20,196 My lace just broke. 543 00:22:20,231 --> 00:22:23,565 You... and you know what, there's no extra laces in the house. 544 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,500 Do you have extra laces in your house? 545 00:22:25,536 --> 00:22:26,902 No, nobody does. 546 00:22:26,938 --> 00:22:28,838 I don't know why people don't stock up on them. 547 00:22:28,873 --> 00:22:30,772 - They stock up on canned food. - Hey, we got a problem. 548 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:35,109 Marilyn told me she saw you in Neiman Marcus 549 00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,946 - push the spritz girl. - Of course I did. 550 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:39,781 What do you mean of course you did? 551 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,350 I got attacked and I pushed. 552 00:22:41,385 --> 00:22:42,451 You don't push a spritzer lady! 553 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,918 You're out of your fucking mind! 554 00:22:43,954 --> 00:22:45,487 It's a violation! You don't just go up to people 555 00:22:45,522 --> 00:22:47,389 and spritz them in the face like that. 556 00:22:47,424 --> 00:22:48,523 It's a violation. 557 00:22:48,559 --> 00:22:50,726 We have a very big problem now. 558 00:22:50,761 --> 00:22:53,395 Marilyn is not happy with you. 559 00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:55,129 You know what I gotta do now? 560 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,898 I gotta go through and rewind... 561 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:59,401 Let's hold on to that thought for a minute, okay? 562 00:22:59,436 --> 00:23:00,469 I think I could fix this. 563 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:01,936 Will you listen to me, please? 564 00:23:01,972 --> 00:23:03,772 - You wet the end... - I don't care about that. 565 00:23:03,807 --> 00:23:05,206 ... and you just do this. 566 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:06,808 Marilyn said to me 567 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,409 I have to make a choice. 568 00:23:08,444 --> 00:23:10,778 It's either Larry David or Marilyn. 569 00:23:10,813 --> 00:23:11,980 She gave you an ultimatum? 570 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:14,382 An ultimatum. 571 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:16,450 - Who'd you pick? - I took Marilyn. 572 00:23:16,486 --> 00:23:18,286 I would've made the same decision. 573 00:23:18,321 --> 00:23:19,988 Let's face it, at this point in our lives, 574 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,991 it's... it's not so easy to find people to have sex with us. 575 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,360 Hey, vagina always wins. 576 00:23:25,395 --> 00:23:27,295 I lost a brother to a vagina. 577 00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:29,764 He's quite a feminist, isn't he? 578 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:32,100 Vagina got his ass. 579 00:23:32,135 --> 00:23:33,734 Goodbye. 580 00:23:33,770 --> 00:23:35,904 So, if I run into you, are you gonna talk to me 581 00:23:35,939 --> 00:23:38,206 or is this... this is the last words we're ever gonna exchange? 582 00:23:38,241 --> 00:23:40,275 I can't talk to you anymore. I'm gonna miss you. 583 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:42,276 So, when I see you at the club dinner tomorrow night, 584 00:23:42,311 --> 00:23:44,711 - no communication there whatsoever? - She said to me, 585 00:23:44,746 --> 00:23:47,047 "If you communicate with him, I'm gone." 586 00:23:47,082 --> 00:23:51,084 Oh, hey, LD, that Sophia Loren. 587 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:52,619 - Whoo! - You saw her movie? 588 00:23:52,654 --> 00:23:54,788 Mm-hmm. "Marriage Italian Style." 589 00:23:54,823 --> 00:23:56,689 - Three times. - I told you, right? 590 00:23:56,725 --> 00:23:58,892 - Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. Fuckin' beautiful. 591 00:23:58,928 --> 00:24:01,328 Yeah. Oh, jeez. 592 00:24:01,363 --> 00:24:02,396 Ugh, my pants are ready. 593 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:03,931 Now I gotta go see that Rhonda. 594 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:06,300 - Something up with that girl. - Mm-hmm. 595 00:24:06,335 --> 00:24:08,501 This woman likes me. Lewis's date. 596 00:24:08,537 --> 00:24:10,570 - How do you know? - Well, she was quite taken 597 00:24:10,605 --> 00:24:12,839 with my water stance the other night 598 00:24:12,874 --> 00:24:15,175 and she wouldn't get out of the dressing room 599 00:24:15,210 --> 00:24:17,209 - when I... when I was changing. - She likes you. 600 00:24:17,245 --> 00:24:20,613 Yeah, and I gotta go back there tomorrow to pick up my pants. 601 00:24:20,649 --> 00:24:23,382 - You gonna hit it? - No, I'm a loyal friend. 602 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:25,151 When women give me an ultimatum, 603 00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:28,521 "Who are you gonna choose, me or your friend?" 604 00:24:28,557 --> 00:24:30,490 I say, "I'm gonna choose my friend." 605 00:24:30,525 --> 00:24:32,625 - That's it. - Why do you have to do this? 606 00:24:32,661 --> 00:24:34,494 You dumped me. You chose somebody over me. 607 00:24:34,529 --> 00:24:35,728 - I didn't dump anyone. - Okay. 608 00:24:35,764 --> 00:24:37,864 I'm trying to say goodbye and end this. 609 00:24:37,899 --> 00:24:39,131 Okay, goodbye. 610 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:42,268 See ya. See ya, Leon. 611 00:24:42,303 --> 00:24:44,737 - All right, get out. - Don't keep talking. 612 00:24:44,773 --> 00:24:46,405 - You're standing there. - I'm leaving. 613 00:24:46,441 --> 00:24:48,541 - Okay, well, go. - Okay, I'm gonna leave. 614 00:24:48,577 --> 00:24:51,076 - I'm waiting. - We're not playing last word. 615 00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:53,445 - No. - One, two, three. 616 00:24:53,481 --> 00:24:54,713 - Bye. - Bye. 617 00:24:56,049 --> 00:24:58,283 - One, two, three. - Bye... 618 00:24:58,318 --> 00:25:00,552 - "Ay." - No, don't do that. 619 00:25:00,588 --> 00:25:01,627 Goodbye. 620 00:25:08,061 --> 00:25:09,327 - Hey, Larry. - Hey. 621 00:25:09,363 --> 00:25:10,896 I got your pants. You're all paid for. 622 00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:12,464 Oh, great, great. 623 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,665 All right, now we just try them on. 624 00:25:13,701 --> 00:25:16,001 - Come on. - Oh, um, 625 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,669 I... I don't need to try them on. 626 00:25:17,705 --> 00:25:19,838 - I can just, you know. - Larry, you gotta try them on. 627 00:25:19,874 --> 00:25:21,473 They got shortened. We gotta see if they're... 628 00:25:21,509 --> 00:25:23,441 That's not necessary. I'll just take them. 629 00:25:23,477 --> 00:25:25,109 It's just gonna take a minute. We'll be good. 630 00:25:25,144 --> 00:25:26,744 I actually changed my mind about... I didn't want the pants. 631 00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,412 These pants look amazing on you. 632 00:25:28,447 --> 00:25:30,381 - Come on. - It's not really necessary. 633 00:25:30,416 --> 00:25:33,484 - I don't need to try on the pants... - - Larry, you're trying on pants. 634 00:25:34,554 --> 00:25:35,786 Right. 635 00:25:38,958 --> 00:25:40,925 I think these lay great. 636 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,427 - Do you like that break on your sneaker? - Yeah. Yeah. 637 00:25:43,462 --> 00:25:44,862 I think that looks good. 638 00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:47,064 I think it's pretty... oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. 639 00:25:47,099 --> 00:25:50,001 We have a new tailor. He does amazing work. 640 00:25:53,439 --> 00:25:55,372 I think that looks pretty good. 641 00:25:56,409 --> 00:25:57,908 Yeah, yeah. 642 00:25:59,778 --> 00:26:01,344 And the hem is right. 643 00:26:01,379 --> 00:26:02,879 I think that looks good. 644 00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:08,484 Oh, my God! 645 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:09,520 - Oh! - Larry! 646 00:26:09,555 --> 00:26:12,121 - Oh! Oh, I'm... no! - Oh! 647 00:26:12,157 --> 00:26:13,757 No! That's not from you. 648 00:26:13,792 --> 00:26:15,625 That... that's from Sophia Loren. 649 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,561 Why was it in my face? 650 00:26:17,596 --> 00:26:20,196 Because it was an accident! It was an accidental erection. 651 00:26:20,231 --> 00:26:21,497 - What? - It was an accident. 652 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,499 No, an accident is tripping on a step, 653 00:26:23,535 --> 00:26:25,735 and then also the Titanic going down. 654 00:26:25,771 --> 00:26:29,505 Yeah, but just the way the Titanic went down, this thing went up. 655 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:32,641 It's the same... it's the same thing. They're both accidents. 656 00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:35,044 So, you're saying your penis is like the Titanic? 657 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,713 In a manner of speaking, yes. I think they're... they're comparable. 658 00:26:37,748 --> 00:26:40,116 This is... this is really unprofessional. 659 00:26:40,151 --> 00:26:42,051 - I'm very uncomfortable right now. - Oh, this is unprofessional? 660 00:26:42,087 --> 00:26:44,287 You think I'm comfortable when you're standing in the dressing room 661 00:26:44,322 --> 00:26:45,654 when I'm changing my pants? 662 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,523 It's called a concierge service. 663 00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,358 I've never heard of that before in my life. 664 00:26:49,394 --> 00:26:51,327 I'd like you to leave, Larry. 665 00:26:51,362 --> 00:26:52,395 - I'll go, yeah. - Yeah. 666 00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:54,130 Okay. May... may I have my pants? 667 00:26:54,165 --> 00:26:55,264 Here. 668 00:26:57,535 --> 00:27:01,370 You know, I gotta say, the waist is a little big. 669 00:27:01,406 --> 00:27:02,605 Get out. 670 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,773 I'll wear them with a belt. I'll put a belt on. 671 00:27:05,809 --> 00:27:08,310 What's the score? 672 00:27:08,345 --> 00:27:09,877 14-7. 673 00:27:13,450 --> 00:27:16,918 This Dr. Winocur I was telling you about? 674 00:27:16,953 --> 00:27:18,453 So, get a load of this. 675 00:27:18,489 --> 00:27:20,822 "Hi, Mrs. Downing, it's Dr. Winocur. 676 00:27:20,857 --> 00:27:23,258 Even though I had to cut my round of golf short, 677 00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,160 I'm glad I saw you the other day. 678 00:27:25,195 --> 00:27:28,163 Be sure to take all the medicine as I prescribed it." 679 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:32,199 - Another accidental... - Text on purpose. 680 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,801 - Wow. Unbelievable. - Unbelievable. 681 00:27:33,837 --> 00:27:34,936 This is some doctor. 682 00:27:34,971 --> 00:27:36,638 They should take this guy's license away. 683 00:27:36,673 --> 00:27:38,940 He was on a plane, there was an emergency, he didn't help out. 684 00:27:39,165 --> 00:27:41,837 Person fucking choking, having pains in their chest, 685 00:27:41,838 --> 00:27:44,150 - you get the fuck up. - You've sworn to a Hippocratic Oath. 686 00:27:44,177 --> 00:27:46,300 Sworn to it. Get the fuck up. Unless they got diarrhea 687 00:27:46,301 --> 00:27:48,150 or some shit like that. If they announced that, 688 00:27:48,151 --> 00:27:50,289 "Hey, we've got a passenger who has diarrhea 689 00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:52,372 and it's uncontrollable and it's all over the fucking place," 690 00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:55,664 I can see the person sitting there and, "Actually, fuck that. 691 00:27:55,665 --> 00:27:57,497 I don't feel like dealing with diarrhea right now." 692 00:28:16,165 --> 00:28:18,164 I think you're gonna have a good time. 693 00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:19,872 I hope so. 694 00:28:19,873 --> 00:28:21,706 I like that outfit you wore. I really do. 695 00:28:21,707 --> 00:28:22,782 There's Larry. 696 00:28:28,457 --> 00:28:30,581 Just go inside. Ignore him. Do not give him attention. 697 00:28:30,582 --> 00:28:34,247 Ignore him? That's a 14-foot-long cock. 698 00:28:38,373 --> 00:28:40,289 - Hey, pervert. - Hey. 699 00:28:40,290 --> 00:28:44,205 So you get an erection in the dressing room with Rhonda. 700 00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:46,630 - How lovely. - No, Leon sent me a video 701 00:28:46,631 --> 00:28:48,420 of an old Sophia Loren movie from the '60s, 702 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,747 and that's what caused it. Rhonda had nothing to do with it. 703 00:28:50,748 --> 00:28:52,497 - Leon sent you a movie... - Yes, yeah. 704 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:53,997 You know how these things happen. 705 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:56,330 - They... they just occur. - Oh, they just occur? 706 00:28:56,331 --> 00:29:00,414 Just like you drew a giant cock on the side of your car. 707 00:29:00,415 --> 00:29:02,080 He drew a penis on my car? 708 00:29:02,081 --> 00:29:03,247 - Fuckin' A... - My God! 709 00:29:03,248 --> 00:29:04,747 ... it's 12 feet long. 710 00:29:04,748 --> 00:29:06,706 - This guy's unbelievable. - Who? What guy? 711 00:29:06,707 --> 00:29:08,414 I don't know. I'm having a fight with this guy. 712 00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,456 He's drawing stuff on my car, messages. 713 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,247 He's telling me to wash it, and... 714 00:29:12,248 --> 00:29:14,289 Oh, I don't know what you're fucking talking about. 715 00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:16,788 - Now he drew a penis... - What, did you co-write "Alice in Wonderland"? 716 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,872 - You're a fucking nutcase. - Oh, you think I'm making that up? 717 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:20,913 You think I go around drawing penises on my car? 718 00:29:20,914 --> 00:29:24,164 - I'd have to be in Bellevue. - She gave me an ultimatum. 719 00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:26,080 It's either you or her. 720 00:29:26,081 --> 00:29:27,788 Funkhouser's girlfriend did the same thing. 721 00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:29,997 I know. Everybody has heard about it, believe me. 722 00:29:29,998 --> 00:29:31,872 Who'd you choose? 723 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:33,788 - I chose her. - Huh. 724 00:29:33,789 --> 00:29:38,289 So, listen, just stay away from my girlfriend. 725 00:29:38,290 --> 00:29:39,414 Girlfriend? 726 00:29:39,415 --> 00:29:41,497 Oh, dear. Premature girlfriend. 727 00:29:41,498 --> 00:29:43,539 - Oh, no, I know... no, no, no. - Listen, Richard, 728 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,497 you know what, I think we're just looking for other things right now. 729 00:29:45,498 --> 00:29:48,414 I call everybody girlfriend. It's a thing of mine. 730 00:29:48,415 --> 00:29:51,164 Hi, girlfriend. Girlfriend, hi. 731 00:29:51,165 --> 00:29:53,581 Honey! Honey, come on. 732 00:29:53,582 --> 00:29:55,330 - Please, come on. - Oh, this is nice. 733 00:29:55,331 --> 00:29:57,372 Oh, well, well. 734 00:29:57,373 --> 00:29:58,788 - Look who's here. - Hey, Larry. 735 00:29:58,789 --> 00:30:00,372 - You remember Bebe. - Hi. 736 00:30:00,373 --> 00:30:03,372 - Oh, my, hi. Who could forget Bebe? - Good to see you. 737 00:30:03,373 --> 00:30:05,038 We hit it off at baggage claim. 738 00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:06,913 You hit it off at baggage claim. 739 00:30:06,914 --> 00:30:08,997 - What a beautiful story. - Yeah. 740 00:30:08,998 --> 00:30:12,664 By the way, I got that, uh, "accidental text" you sent me. 741 00:30:12,665 --> 00:30:13,955 I didn't send you a text. 742 00:30:13,956 --> 00:30:15,788 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you know you did. 743 00:30:15,789 --> 00:30:18,205 - Oh, I sent one to Laura Downing. - Oh, yeah. 744 00:30:18,206 --> 00:30:20,164 - Larry David. - David. The Ds. 745 00:30:20,165 --> 00:30:22,706 - Yeah, yeah. - They're very close, they... 746 00:30:22,707 --> 00:30:25,414 Yeah, it was an accident, Larry. Trust me, please. 747 00:30:25,415 --> 00:30:27,330 - And, Bebe... - Mm-hmm. 748 00:30:27,331 --> 00:30:30,955 I would be remiss if I didn't inquire about your condition. 749 00:30:30,956 --> 00:30:32,830 You know, every day is a struggle. 750 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,747 - Mmm. - But today, I'm doing good, thank you. 751 00:30:35,748 --> 00:30:36,873 Good to hear. 752 00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:40,872 Are you sure that was an accidental text? 753 00:30:40,873 --> 00:30:42,415 Yeah, I'm sure. 754 00:30:44,290 --> 00:30:46,872 Are you sure you have a bladder condition? 755 00:30:46,873 --> 00:30:48,831 Yeah, I'm sure. 756 00:31:04,081 --> 00:31:05,415 Okay. 757 00:31:07,081 --> 00:31:09,038 - Come on, Bebe. - Yeah. 758 00:31:09,039 --> 00:31:10,997 Welcome, everyone. 759 00:31:10,998 --> 00:31:12,872 Thank you for coming to celebrate 760 00:31:12,873 --> 00:31:15,205 Tip McDougal's 25 years on the links. 761 00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,913 We're gonna start in just a couple minutes, 762 00:31:16,914 --> 00:31:18,913 so, uh, you know, have a drink, 763 00:31:18,914 --> 00:31:20,414 relax, make yourself comfortable. 764 00:31:20,415 --> 00:31:22,080 We'll be back in just a couple. 765 00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:23,497 - Hey, everyone. - Hey! 766 00:31:23,498 --> 00:31:25,414 So, what the fuck with the penis on your car? 767 00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:27,581 I don't know. I think somebody on my block drew it. 768 00:31:27,582 --> 00:31:28,913 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 769 00:31:28,914 --> 00:31:30,414 - That is so inappropriate. - Oh, God. 770 00:31:30,415 --> 00:31:31,581 Hi, Richie. 771 00:31:31,582 --> 00:31:32,830 - Hey. - How you doing? 772 00:31:32,831 --> 00:31:35,581 - Where's Rhonda? - She left. 773 00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:38,330 Huh. You did the premature girlfriend. 774 00:31:38,331 --> 00:31:39,664 You can't say "girlfriend" 775 00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:43,456 until you've dated somebody 12, 15 times. 776 00:31:43,457 --> 00:31:46,122 Yeah. Marilyn, am I right? It's gotta be... 777 00:31:46,123 --> 00:31:48,955 Yeah, yeah. Ah. 778 00:31:48,956 --> 00:31:50,230 Hey, Funk Man, would you, uh... 779 00:31:50,231 --> 00:31:51,700 would you mind passing the bread this way? 780 00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:56,539 Would you mind asking Marty to pass the bread? 781 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:58,955 Marty, please pass me the bread. I'm famished. 782 00:31:58,956 --> 00:32:00,456 Marilyn, just for tonight, 783 00:32:00,457 --> 00:32:02,289 would... could you give him an exemption 784 00:32:02,290 --> 00:32:05,038 from the no-talking rule that you've imposed? 785 00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,872 - No. - Just for tonight so we can all have some fun. 786 00:32:07,873 --> 00:32:08,955 - No. - We're at the same table... 787 00:32:08,956 --> 00:32:10,623 Exemption denied. 788 00:32:12,248 --> 00:32:13,582 Okay. 789 00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:17,539 Hey, this is fun, huh? 790 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:19,038 I'm having the time of my life. 791 00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:20,539 This is really a blast. 792 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:22,122 Too bad we're gonna have to leave early. 793 00:32:22,123 --> 00:32:24,038 I gotta pack. San Francisco. 794 00:32:24,039 --> 00:32:26,830 And Jeff's driving me to the airport, you know. 795 00:32:26,831 --> 00:32:31,038 Think I was gonna buy that bullshit accidental text? 796 00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:33,539 "Oh, I love my wife so much 797 00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:35,456 and... and I'll miss the football game." 798 00:32:35,457 --> 00:32:38,955 You think I bought that "accidental text on purpose"? 799 00:32:38,956 --> 00:32:42,080 What... what is an accidental text on purpose? 800 00:32:42,081 --> 00:32:43,664 You send somebody a text, 801 00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,997 pretending it to be to somebody else 802 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:49,330 so they think they're reading a private text. 803 00:32:49,331 --> 00:32:50,664 But, really, what they're trying to do 804 00:32:50,665 --> 00:32:52,330 is give you the information 805 00:32:52,331 --> 00:32:54,122 that they want to manipulate you with. 806 00:32:54,123 --> 00:32:55,998 - It's bullshit. - Huh. 807 00:32:58,248 --> 00:33:02,164 Did you send me an accidental text on purpose? 808 00:33:02,165 --> 00:33:03,664 Oh... 809 00:33:03,665 --> 00:33:06,830 You did. That was a bullshit text. 810 00:33:06,831 --> 00:33:08,330 I... I don't remember that. 811 00:33:08,331 --> 00:33:10,080 Do you like my water? 812 00:33:10,081 --> 00:33:12,872 I... you know, I really don't... I don't remember doing that. 813 00:33:12,873 --> 00:33:15,039 Do you like my water? 814 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:22,164 I can't stand your water. 815 00:33:22,165 --> 00:33:24,955 I can't... I don't even know what to say. 816 00:33:24,956 --> 00:33:28,456 It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass. 817 00:33:28,457 --> 00:33:30,038 It makes me sick! 818 00:33:30,039 --> 00:33:32,247 I wanna barf every time I get near it. 819 00:33:32,248 --> 00:33:35,706 I can't stand the smell, I can't stand the color, 820 00:33:35,707 --> 00:33:38,247 and I cannot stand the taste. 821 00:33:38,248 --> 00:33:40,540 I can't take it anymore! 822 00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:44,707 You know what, talk to him all you want. 823 00:33:47,123 --> 00:33:49,080 Wow, you're the only guy at this table 824 00:33:49,081 --> 00:33:50,581 that could hold on to a woman. 825 00:33:52,457 --> 00:33:55,955 Thank you, everyone, for coming tonight 826 00:33:55,956 --> 00:33:59,414 to honor Tip McDougal and his lovely wife, Nancy. 827 00:33:59,415 --> 00:34:03,414 We're losing a beloved member of the Ocean View family. 828 00:34:03,415 --> 00:34:06,747 - Aw. - Tip, we'll miss you. 829 00:34:06,748 --> 00:34:10,497 But in retirement, maybe Tip will finally be able to play some golf. 830 00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:13,706 We had so many great times with Tip 831 00:34:13,707 --> 00:34:16,122 and some rough ones, too. 832 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:18,248 But he was mostly on the fairway. 833 00:34:20,248 --> 00:34:23,038 I remember one time on the 18th hole, he had knocked... 834 00:34:23,039 --> 00:34:26,706 Larry, I hate to even bother you with this, but I'm on in two minutes. 835 00:34:26,707 --> 00:34:30,414 This guy just took my joke. Can you help me out? 836 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:32,706 What are you talking about? This is a comedy emergency. 837 00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:35,706 - I'm off duty. - Why won't you help me? 838 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,788 You didn't heed the call on the plane. 839 00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:39,539 You welched on a $200 bet. 840 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,581 You sent me an accidental text on purpose. 841 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:44,080 I invented the accidental text, okay? 842 00:34:44,081 --> 00:34:46,457 Yeah, go back to your table. Get out. Go back. 843 00:34:48,956 --> 00:34:50,289 And, you... 844 00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:51,622 You've been drinking water all night, 845 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,038 haven't made one trip to the bathroom. 846 00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:54,581 Not one trip. I've been clocking you. 847 00:34:54,582 --> 00:34:57,164 Sir. Sir! I have a condition. 848 00:34:57,165 --> 00:34:59,122 Yeah, you have a condition, all right. 849 00:34:59,123 --> 00:35:00,650 You're a psychopath who uses a weak bladder 850 00:35:00,651 --> 00:35:01,651 to take advantage of people. 851 00:35:01,723 --> 00:35:04,747 But first, the funniest doc on the links, 852 00:35:04,748 --> 00:35:08,290 Dr. Nathan Winocur. 853 00:35:09,582 --> 00:35:11,539 Come on up here. 854 00:35:11,540 --> 00:35:12,955 You're gonna love this guy. 855 00:35:29,789 --> 00:35:33,581 Larry. Hey. It's Dave. 856 00:35:33,582 --> 00:35:35,581 - Oh! Hey. - Three houses down. 857 00:35:35,582 --> 00:35:37,164 - How are you? - Yeah, yeah, good, good. 858 00:35:37,165 --> 00:35:38,913 It's really good to see you here, Larry. 859 00:35:38,914 --> 00:35:40,372 Yeah, good... good to see you. 860 00:35:40,373 --> 00:35:42,830 Yeah. I love the car wash. 861 00:35:42,831 --> 00:35:44,788 - Oh, my God, yeah. - Right? 862 00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:47,497 It's just endlessly fascinating, you know? 863 00:35:47,498 --> 00:35:49,164 It comes down on a conveyer, 864 00:35:49,165 --> 00:35:51,164 the brushes, the water. 865 00:35:51,165 --> 00:35:52,955 - You feel like you wanna go through it. - That's right. 866 00:35:52,956 --> 00:35:54,539 - You know? - That's exactly right. 867 00:35:54,540 --> 00:35:58,164 I look at a dirty car, Larry, and I feel sorry for it. 868 00:35:58,165 --> 00:36:00,330 It's almost like it's screaming out, 869 00:36:00,331 --> 00:36:01,998 "Wash me! 870 00:36:03,331 --> 00:36:05,289 Wash me." 871 00:36:05,290 --> 00:36:07,373 - Good to see you, Larry. - Yeah. 872 00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:26,050 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -