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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Your friends all know about
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- your "secret boyfriend"?
- You think that's you?
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Well...
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It's not?
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I understand you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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We're looking for a financier,
not a partner.
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I just want to be around the process.
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But I'm still in charge, right?
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- Did NASA fake the moon landing?
- No.
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See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
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Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
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So the data comes in here,
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and then it's divided into three tables
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that I'm calling X-sub-1,
X-sub-2, X-sub-3.
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Good, good.
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And then over here, it's
subjected to data normalization,
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so we don't end up with
any duplicate data fields.
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GARY (OVER SPEAKER): I've got it.
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Grant Daddy.
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What?
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The name of our company:
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Grant Daddy.
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I mean, it's sexy and sophisticated,
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but still John Q. Lunchpail
can wrap his arms around it.
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Where are you?
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Oh, you know, my lawyers
have advised me not to say,
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but I'm pretty sure I'll be
allowed back in the country
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very soon.
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Taxes, am I right?
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Huh.
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Right now we have more
important things to focus on
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than the name, like how
are we going to build this.
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Grant-opolis.
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Grant-cano.
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No, wait.
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The Grant Canyon.
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Oh, that's gonna
look great on a T-shirt.
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Hey, what size do you guys wear?
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This is not helpful.
Can't I hang up on him?
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Sheldon, I have to remind you
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- GARY: Hello?
- he's funding the entire project.
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He should remain included.
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- Hello?
- Fine.
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The Grant Canyon is a terrible name.
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It sounds like a place grants go to die.
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Sheldon.
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I'm including him.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
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So, how are you feeling?
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Fat and disgusting.
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I mean, are you having
any discomfort, fatigue?
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Yeah, that's all I have.
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I think what she's saying is
she feels eight months pregnant.
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Eight. 800.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Just a reminder, Doc,
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I don't want to know
if it's a boy or girl.
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- I want it to be a surprise.
- Wait, hold up.
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If we're all here,
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who's looking after the
Laundromat and the video store
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and the, uh, other establishment?
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Oh, the gambling room?
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Huh?
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It's okay. I lost a hundred
bucks there last week.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Then you know we're good for the bill.
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Okay, uh, back to me.
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Uh, how's everything
looking in the oven?
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Well, baby seems okay,
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but I am concerned about
your blood pressure.
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Mm. You think it's preeclampsia?
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Georgie, let the doctor talk.
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Actually, that's a possibility.
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I read the book. Did you?
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NICHOLSON: I'd like to put you on
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bed rest for a week
and then recheck you.
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Is that really necessary?
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It is.
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Dr. Linkletter, I had a question
about today's lecture.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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You must be Sheldon.
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I am.
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I was told not to talk to you.
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Why not?
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I was told not to tell you that.
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Ah, I see you've met Toby.
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I have not. He wouldn't
tell me his name.
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Good man. What can I help
you with, Sheldon?
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What's all this?
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It looks like algorithms
for a searchable database.
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At a glance, anything can look like
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an algorithm for a searchable database.
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Very well, it's an algorithm
for a searchable database.
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That was my idea.
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If you'll recall, it was our idea.
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Are you programming a database for him?
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- Go ahead.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How dare you steal my
grant database idea?
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Look, Dr. Linkletter
was part of the idea,
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he's an employee of the university,
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and therefore we have
a legitimate claim to it.
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But I'm already making one.
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I have an investor
lined up and everything.
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Well, you're still more
than welcome to join us,
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and we can all work on it together.
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No, this is my idea, and
I'm doing it on my own.
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Well, then I guess we'll see
who gets to market first.
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I guess we will.
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Hmm. So, have you already
started programming?
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No.
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Do you have access to a mainframe?
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That depends. Can I use
the university's mainframe?
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- No.
- Then we're still figuring it out.
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I see.
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Well, we already have a name, do you?
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As a matter of fact, we do.
We're calling it Granted.
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- Ugh, that is such a good name.
- Thank you.
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And what's yours?
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Never mind.
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WOMAN: Hey.
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Look what your machine
did to my underwear.
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Made 'em huge?
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It dyed 'em pink.
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Oh, right.
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Here. Next wash is on us.
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I got to go check on
something in the back.
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Sorry, I'm a little short-staffed today.
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I've been running around like
a chicken with its head cut off.
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All right.
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There's your teddy bear.
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Here's your cash.
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Teddy bear. Cash.
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Teddy bear.
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Hey, this is a dry cleaning ticket.
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Get out of here.
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- Punk.
- (SIGN CHIMING)
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Hang on, I'll be right back.
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Hey, you find everything all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, that there's a real good one.
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You should get it. I'll ring it up.
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I don't know.
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Don't know? Whoopi Goldberg
as a singing nun?
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What's there to think about?
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I might be more in the mood for action.
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She's on the run from the mob.
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You'll love it. I'll ring it up.
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How you doing?
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Uh, well, I'm lying in bed and a
nice lady just brought me food.
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It's not the worst.
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Well, you haven't tasted it yet.
Doctor said no salt.
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Oh, I'm sure it's great.
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I tasted it. It sucks.
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Anyway, I better go give Georgie a hand.
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Um, here's your telephone.
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Anything else you need before I go?
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Actually, I can't find the remote.
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Oh, well, it couldn't have gone far.
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Let's see.
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Let me just look right down here.
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Okay. Here it is.
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Oh! (GRUNTS) My back!
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Are you okay?
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- No!
- All right.
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Let me help you up.
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No, no. No, no. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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I'm ju-just... Let me lay here
for just a minute.
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Can I get you some ice or something?
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No, no, no. You've got to stay in bed.
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- (EXHALES) Okay.
- Well, you look like
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the "I've fallen and
I can't get up" lady.
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That's because I have fallen
and I can't get up.
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, it hurts when I laugh.
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(LAUGHING)
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Here, honey.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
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Oh!
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(GASPS) Oh, dear Lord,
let me help you up.
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Don't touch me.
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Don't touch me. I'll get
up when I'm ready.
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Should I call the doctor?
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No, no. It just happens
every once in a while.
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I just need to take it
easy for a couple days.
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- Then I'll be fine.
- Well,
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can I get you a pillow?
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Ooh. A pillow would be nice.
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- Here.
- (MOANS)
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And what's going on with you?
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Oh, high blood pressure.
Doctor wants me on bed rest.
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Probably worried about preeclampsia.
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Did everyone read this book?
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Well, I can take off work
and look after y'all.
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We're fine.
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Fine? You're on the floor.
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What happens if you
need to use the bathroom?
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Depends.
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Depends on what?
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No, it's a joke.
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(LAUGHS) I got it.
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- (LAUGHING)
- What's the joke?
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Tell me.
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(LINE RINGING)
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(OLD WOMAN'S VOICE):
Hello, Mr. O'Brien's office.
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Is Mr. O'Brien there?
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It's John Sturgis and Sheldon Cooper.
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(NORMAL VOICE): Oh, it's me.
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I was just making sure
you weren't the IRS. What's up?
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I have some troubling news.
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The university is making
a competing grant database.
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- Wasn't it your idea?
- SHELDON: It was,
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but Dr. Linkletter
is claiming he assisted me.
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Well, there's nothing wrong
with a little competition.
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I mean, you think I was the only person
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designing anti-static lab furniture?
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- You weren't?
- GARY: No.
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I researched the competition,
outbid their manufacturers
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and tied them up in court
so long they ran out of money.
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That seems a little ruthless.
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Hey, if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.
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I like that.
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I know. It rhymes.
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But the university's
already ahead of us.
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Yeah, but do they have
a really cool company name?
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Yes, they're calling it Granted.
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Damn, it was right there.
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Okay, I can't cover
the video store, the Laundromat,
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and the other room all at the same time.
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I want to work in the other room.
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You're not working the other room.
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I got the other one.
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I call dibs on video store.
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Aw. I wanted video store.
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Too bad. I called dibs.
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Great, you got the Laundromat.
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But I don't want the Laundromat.
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Well, dibs are dibs. She called it.
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He's a good boss.
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That's right.
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Slow.
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- Slow.
- Any slower and we're just standing.
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Okay, look, I got this, okay?
Just leave me alone.
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All right. I'm gonna go check on Mandy.
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Slow.
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- (KNOCKING)
- MARY: Hi.
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You doing okay?
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- (TV CLICKS OFF)
- I'm fine.
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You really don't need to fuss over me.
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00:09:09,380 --> 00:09:11,250
Oh, I don't mind.
261
00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:13,675
I appreciate it.
262
00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:15,645
I'm just kind of used to
taking care of myself.
263
00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:18,390
Well, that's what family's for.
264
00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,685
Speaking of which, do you
want me to call yours?
265
00:09:22,690 --> 00:09:23,925
Why?
266
00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,155
If my daughter was on bed rest,
267
00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,425
I would want to know.
268
00:09:27,430 --> 00:09:28,656
If they want to know how I'm doing,
269
00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:30,296
they can pick up the phone and call.
270
00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,595
I'm sure if your mom
knew what was going on,
271
00:09:32,600 --> 00:09:33,865
she'd be here to help.
272
00:09:33,870 --> 00:09:35,365
Well, I told my mom I was pregnant
273
00:09:35,370 --> 00:09:37,265
and she stopped talking to me. So...
274
00:09:37,270 --> 00:09:38,365
I know, but...
275
00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,010
It's not your business, Mary.
276
00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:44,980
Okay, sorry.
277
00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,090
(TOILET FLUSHES)
278
00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:53,585
Hello, Toby.
279
00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,385
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
280
00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,825
But no one told you not to talk to me.
281
00:09:57,830 --> 00:09:58,985
What do you want?
282
00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:00,725
We want to offer you a job.
283
00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,655
And for you to wash your hands.
284
00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,265
I already have a job.
285
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,395
We know.
286
00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:09,265
We want you to do the same
thing, but for more money.
287
00:10:09,770 --> 00:10:10,810
Okay.
288
00:10:12,510 --> 00:10:15,235
Really, that's all it took?
Where's the loyalty?
289
00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,445
Sheldon, this is what we want.
290
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,075
I know, but what if somebody comes along
291
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,315
and offers him more money?
Is he just gonna leave us?
292
00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:22,845
Are you?
293
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:23,920
Probably.
294
00:10:25,290 --> 00:10:27,985
We can hire him, but he cannot
go to the bathroom alone.
295
00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,890
Welcome aboard.
296
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:32,155
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's hit that sink.
297
00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,765
If you're looking for
something to watch,
298
00:10:39,770 --> 00:10:41,195
I'd recommend Princess Bride.
299
00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,265
- Really?
- I know it sounds
300
00:10:43,270 --> 00:10:45,465
a little girly, but there's
an awesome sword fight
301
00:10:45,470 --> 00:10:47,375
and André the Giant's in it.
302
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,605
Cool. Thanks.
303
00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:51,110
Just doing my job.
304
00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:55,420
I'm Melissa, by the way.
305
00:10:57,149 --> 00:10:58,785
♪ We should be together... ♪
306
00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,390
Need any help over here?
307
00:11:01,420 --> 00:11:03,885
Are you trying to touch my underwear?
308
00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:05,555
No, ma'am.
309
00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,895
Well, then step away.
310
00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:09,700
Yes, ma'am.
311
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,535
Ah! I knew it. You poached
my programmer.
312
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,165
You poached his idea.
313
00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,405
Toby, what happened to loyalty?
314
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:20,005
It's annoying, isn't it?
315
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,075
There's an old saying:
316
00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:24,905
"You mess with the bull,
you get the horns".
317
00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:26,145
Well, there's a new saying:
318
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:27,815
"We have a programmer and you don't".
319
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,475
(GIGGLES) Yeah.
320
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:30,515
HAGEMEYER: Really?
321
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,345
You poached our programmer?
322
00:11:32,350 --> 00:11:34,555
I left him alone for five
minutes to use the bathroom.
323
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,155
I don't know why you're so surprised.
324
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,085
I'm told that business
is a high-stakes game
325
00:11:38,090 --> 00:11:40,025
where if you're not ruthless,
you're toothless.
326
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,355
We just learned that.
327
00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,855
You could have hired anyone else.
328
00:11:42,860 --> 00:11:44,625
Coulda, woulda, shoulda.
329
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:45,925
Oh, you want to play hardball?
330
00:11:45,930 --> 00:11:47,435
We can do that, too.
331
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,405
You see, Sheldon gets a lot
of perks at this university
332
00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,665
that could go away real fast.
333
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,205
But I like my perks.
334
00:11:54,210 --> 00:11:56,405
How would you like to have
a roommate or two
335
00:11:56,410 --> 00:11:58,245
in that dorm room of yours?
336
00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:00,315
Let's give her what she wants.
337
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,675
Stay strong.
338
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:05,345
Look, all I'm saying is you
need us as much as we need you.
339
00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:07,155
Now, for example, we have
340
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,355
a mainframe computer and you don't.
341
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:13,255
Ha! No mainframe, no database.
Who's toothless now?
342
00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,495
We can get our own mainframe.
343
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:18,225
We can? They're really expensive.
344
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,835
I'm trying to be ruthless.
Work with me here.
345
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,370
We can.
346
00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:32,945
Hey. I brought you a snack
and some magazines.
347
00:12:32,950 --> 00:12:36,045
Oh, thanks, but I should
probably finish this.
348
00:12:36,050 --> 00:12:37,915
Although I do know how it ends.
349
00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,815
With bodily fluids. Everywhere.
350
00:12:40,820 --> 00:12:43,315
And then a sweet little boy or girl.
351
00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:46,525
Oh, um, it's a girl.
352
00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:47,895
(GASPS) Really?
353
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,225
Yeah, Georgie didn't want
to know so I haven't said.
354
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:52,795
Well, that is wonderful!
355
00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,835
Oh, it'll be our little secret.
356
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:58,365
MEEMAW: I already know! Don't
go feeling like you're special.
357
00:12:58,370 --> 00:13:01,410
Do you mind? We're having a moment here.
358
00:13:02,110 --> 00:13:03,135
Carry on.
359
00:13:03,140 --> 00:13:05,475
(SIGHS) As you can see,
360
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,215
the mother-daughter bond is strong.
361
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,615
Well, compared to me and my mom,
you two are magic.
362
00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,620
Well, we've had our ups and downs.
363
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,955
She wasn't the easiest
mom to grow up with.
364
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:20,625
Sometimes I felt like I was
kind of raising myself.
365
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:24,225
But now we're practically best friends.
366
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:27,235
Yeah, I don't think that's in
the cards for me and my mom.
367
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:31,105
I hear you whispering in there.
Don't listen to her, Mandy.
368
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,805
Dear Lord, I was just telling her
369
00:13:32,810 --> 00:13:35,005
how you and I are best friends!
370
00:13:35,010 --> 00:13:38,050
That's how you talk to your best friend?
371
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:41,445
Everything working okay for you?
372
00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,985
I heard about you.
You're that panty sniffer.
373
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,655
No. No, no, no, there was no sniffing.
374
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,190
Barbara, he doing it again.
375
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:53,655
No. No. Uh, j... Oh, I give up.
376
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,325
I'm totally into old movies.
377
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,895
You know, Breakfast Club,
Goonies, Pretty in Pink.
378
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:01,195
Hey. How's it going?
379
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,535
Fine. Bye.
380
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:03,941
Not much going on at the Laundromat.
381
00:14:03,945 --> 00:14:05,166
Thought maybe I could lend you a hand.
382
00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,635
Nope, all good. Go check on Georgie.
383
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,035
All right.
384
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,075
So, you doing anything later?
385
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,645
Yeah, she's going home with her father.
386
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,015
Dad.
387
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:19,015
I-I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know.
388
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,115
Yeah, did you know that
she's in the seventh grade?
389
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,085
- Dad!
- I thought she was older.
390
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,755
Well, now you know. Beat it.
391
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:25,990
Right.
392
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,825
- (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
- Are you happy?
393
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,795
He is way too old for you.
394
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,295
Have you seen you and Mom?
395
00:14:33,300 --> 00:14:35,895
Hey, your mother and I were
high school sweethearts.
396
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:38,965
Yeah, she was in high school.
You were, like, 25.
397
00:14:38,970 --> 00:14:41,475
People looked older back then.
398
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,175
(KNOCKING)
399
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:45,105
Hello?
400
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,045
Yeah, I'm here to
install some bunk beds.
401
00:14:47,050 --> 00:14:49,375
But I don't need bunk beds.
I'm just one person.
402
00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:52,185
All I know is they're turning
this room into a triple.
403
00:14:52,190 --> 00:14:53,515
Triple?
404
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,115
This is getting serious.
They're playing hardball.
405
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,226
And hardball is just one more
type of ball I'm bad at.
406
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,025
GARY: Okay, just calm down. I'm sure
407
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,725
I can find us a used mainframe.
408
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,355
Where? How? From whom?
409
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,895
I don't know, but Jupiter
just entered Sagittarius,
410
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,335
so I have a good feeling.
411
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,865
You're not filling me
with confidence, Gary.
412
00:15:09,870 --> 00:15:12,835
Ah, teenagers. Always so angsty.
413
00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,210
I love it.
414
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,310
(SIGHS)
415
00:15:29,990 --> 00:15:31,330
Hey, Mom, it's me.
416
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:35,000
No, nothing's wrong.
I was just calling to talk.
417
00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:40,495
No, I am not calling to apologize.
418
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,795
No, I don't need any money.
419
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:45,005
No, I don't need anything from you.
420
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,835
You know what? This was a mistake.
421
00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:48,340
Yeah, goodbye.
422
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,985
Hi. Welcome to Video Village.
423
00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,815
I'm Missy, I'm in seventh grade,
and that's my father.
424
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,615
Uh, hi.
425
00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,655
I'm Carl,
426
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:05,725
I'm 31, and my dad is dead.
427
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:08,825
Yeah, I'm sorry about her.
428
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,925
And your dad.
429
00:16:10,930 --> 00:16:12,995
What are you doing?
430
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,065
Saving you the trouble
of embarrassing me.
431
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:18,405
Look, it's not easy
seeing you talk to guys.
432
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,535
Especially older guys.
433
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,905
You want to know what's not easy?
434
00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,776
Hearing from Billy Sparks
about you and his mother
435
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,280
hanging out in their chicken coop.
436
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,815
What?
437
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,315
He said he saw y'all
leaving there the other day.
438
00:16:30,820 --> 00:16:33,415
(SNORTS) We were talking chickens.
439
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,490
And he said it wasn't the first time.
440
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,625
They got a lot of chickens.
441
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,055
(SIGHS)
442
00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,955
And now there's bunk beds in my room?
443
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,195
It's like summer camp.
Two words I loathe.
444
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,435
Sometimes roommates can
become lifelong friends.
445
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,195
I still exchange letters
with my roommate
446
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,565
from the mental hospital.
447
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,935
They're written in a language
he made up,
448
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:56,705
but it's nice to know he cares.
449
00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:59,775
I have a delivery for Sheldon Cooper.
450
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,045
That's me. What is it?
451
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,975
A computer mainframe.
452
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,420
He got one.
453
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,385
I just need to tell
the guys where to put it.
454
00:17:07,390 --> 00:17:11,055
Well, I suppose it could go in here.
455
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:14,425
Or I think I have a solution
to my roommate problem.
456
00:17:14,430 --> 00:17:16,725
I can't have roommates
if my dorm has no room
457
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,925
for those mates.
458
00:17:17,930 --> 00:17:19,400
Right this way.
459
00:17:32,980 --> 00:17:35,945
So, you know, me and
Brenda are just friends.
460
00:17:35,950 --> 00:17:37,515
She's been going through a rough patch
461
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:39,545
and just needed someone to talk to.
462
00:17:39,550 --> 00:17:40,955
Okay.
463
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,160
Good.
464
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,630
Why'd you say it was about chickens?
465
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:52,595
Because it's Brenda's personal business,
466
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,640
and-and just trying
to be a good neighbor.
467
00:17:57,670 --> 00:17:59,705
And she don't want Billy to worry,
468
00:17:59,710 --> 00:18:02,275
so we used the chicken coop.
469
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,445
Which all makes sense, right?
470
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,975
I guess.
471
00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:07,550
Good.
472
00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:13,515
I'm glad we can talk about these things.
473
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,315
Me too.
474
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,830
Someday we'll talk about
Mom and Pastor Rob.
475
00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,960
(DOOR OPENS)
476
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,395
Excuse me, are you Mrs. McAllister?
477
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,265
I am. Can I help you?
478
00:18:28,270 --> 00:18:31,110
I'm Mary Cooper. Georgie's mom.
479
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:34,735
Oh. Hello.
480
00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:38,605
I don't know what's going on
between you and your daughter,
481
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,945
but you need to get over it.
482
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:44,450
She is scared, she is pregnant,
and she needs her mother.
483
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,485
I'm getting parenting advice
from a woman
484
00:18:47,490 --> 00:18:50,755
whose 17-year-old son
got my daughter pregnant?
485
00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,125
Yes, you are.
486
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,525
Georgie made a mistake,
487
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:55,825
but I did not cut him out of my life.
488
00:18:56,230 --> 00:18:57,325
You don't know...
489
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,425
I don't care.
490
00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,895
You are her parent. Act like it.
491
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,135
So, grow up, call your daughter
and make it right.
492
00:19:04,140 --> 00:19:05,235
Now!
493
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,705
Well, I need...
494
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:07,740
I said now.
495
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:11,545
I was gonna say
496
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:13,950
I need the phone number.
497
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,485
Okay.
498
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,990
Do you have a pen?
499
00:19:25,930 --> 00:19:27,185
All right.
500
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,325
Plug it in.
501
00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:29,555
(KNOCKING)
502
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,600
Huh?
503
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:32,869
Hello.
504
00:19:32,874 --> 00:19:33,899
(SIGHS)
505
00:19:33,904 --> 00:19:34,999
Unbelievable.
506
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,405
President Hagemeyer, have you
come to meet my new roommate,
507
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,505
VAX 6000?
508
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,275
Sheldon, you can't have
a mainframe in your dorm.
509
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,835
Actually, there's no rule against it.
510
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,845
I can't have a candle, a microwave,
511
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,515
a hot plate, a coffee maker,
a toaster or a waterbed.
512
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,145
But there's nothing against a mainframe.
513
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:51,145
Well, I'm the president
of the university
514
00:19:51,150 --> 00:19:53,345
and I'm telling you you can't.
515
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:56,515
You're just trying
to sabotage our project
516
00:19:56,520 --> 00:19:59,255
because you know we're
gonna beat you to market.
517
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,030
Sheldon, plug it in.
518
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,610
SHELDON: There really should
be a rule against this.
519
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:31,160
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