1 00:00:00,316 --> 00:00:04,792 Sync by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:05,382 --> 00:00:08,033 ( Theme music playing ) 3 00:00:12,934 --> 00:00:15,669 Attendant: - Welcome aboard. - Thanks. 4 00:00:18,672 --> 00:00:21,307 I'm here. Excuse me. 5 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:24,002 Attendant: Welcome aboard. 6 00:00:29,593 --> 00:00:31,457 Pinkberry? 7 00:00:32,872 --> 00:00:34,892 No, thank you. 8 00:00:56,398 --> 00:00:58,669 Are you really pushing my drink back? 9 00:00:58,703 --> 00:01:01,175 Encroachment. 10 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:03,280 - Encroachment? - Yes, you're encroaching. 11 00:01:03,314 --> 00:01:06,753 Oh. Sorry. 12 00:01:06,788 --> 00:01:08,258 That's a penalty. 13 00:01:08,292 --> 00:01:10,930 Passage or penalty? 14 00:01:13,337 --> 00:01:15,707 Look at this. Look at the size of these laces. 15 00:01:15,741 --> 00:01:18,712 Have you noticed that they're making laces much longer than they used to? 16 00:01:18,747 --> 00:01:22,186 I'm just-- I'm actually trying to read something. 17 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:24,623 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Sorry to disturb you. 18 00:01:24,658 --> 00:01:26,727 Okay. 19 00:01:30,134 --> 00:01:32,237 I could do better than this. 20 00:01:32,271 --> 00:01:35,208 I'll pick it up. 21 00:01:51,134 --> 00:01:52,435 Excuse me. 22 00:01:52,469 --> 00:01:54,171 Do you mind my asking where you're going? 23 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:55,473 I was going to go to the bathroom. 24 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:57,609 This bathroom is for coach passengers only. 25 00:01:57,643 --> 00:01:59,378 Really? Who said that? 26 00:01:59,413 --> 00:02:02,082 Um, earlier I tried to use the one up there 27 00:02:02,116 --> 00:02:05,654 and I was told that, you know, coach isn't allowed to use first class. 28 00:02:05,688 --> 00:02:08,858 - We have our different areas. - I am so sorry that they did that. 29 00:02:08,893 --> 00:02:11,629 - That's terrible. - Thank you for understanding. 30 00:02:11,663 --> 00:02:14,065 Well, I understand and I empathize with you 31 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,768 - that you weren't allowed to do that. - Thank you. 32 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,637 But I'm still going to use the bathroom. 33 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,441 - Why would-- Why? - I didn't stop you from using that bathroom. 34 00:02:20,475 --> 00:02:23,478 Oh, 'cause you're in first class so you get to do whatever you want to do. 35 00:02:23,513 --> 00:02:25,047 - Not at all. - You get on first. 36 00:02:25,081 --> 00:02:27,317 - You get free drinks. You get a hot towel. - No no. 37 00:02:27,351 --> 00:02:30,521 Just 'cause I'm sitting up there you're making a generalization about me. 38 00:02:30,555 --> 00:02:32,824 But I'm not like a first-class person. 39 00:02:32,858 --> 00:02:35,861 - I'm coachy. - It's just that you're not acting coachy. 40 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:38,498 - I didn't stop you. - You're not acting coachy. You're acting first classy. 41 00:02:38,532 --> 00:02:41,669 - I'm coachy. - No, but you just think you get to walk back here-- 42 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,339 - You got it all wrong, okay? - Oh, I'm sure that I do. 43 00:02:44,373 --> 00:02:46,508 You'd be up in first class if someone bought you a ticket. 44 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:49,645 - Poor misunderstood first class. - Oh, poor little coachy girl. 45 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,348 - I get everything. - She's so jealous 'cause everybody else 46 00:02:52,383 --> 00:02:54,618 is more comfortable than the coachy girl. 47 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,521 I just want to pee somewhere-- Everywhere. 48 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:59,891 - I have nothing. - ( Both mock crying ) 49 00:03:02,963 --> 00:03:04,631 Miss. 50 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:08,235 Miss. 51 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:09,703 Yes sir, can I help you? 52 00:03:09,738 --> 00:03:11,539 Yeah, I'd like another drink, please. 53 00:03:11,573 --> 00:03:13,508 Um, I actually think you might have had enough. 54 00:03:13,542 --> 00:03:16,044 ( Humming ) 55 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:21,617 No, I don't want water. 56 00:03:21,652 --> 00:03:24,287 I said scotch with two ice cubes. No water. 57 00:03:24,321 --> 00:03:26,390 - I cannot serve you any more alcohol. - What? 58 00:03:26,424 --> 00:03:28,892 For Christ's sake, I'll get it myself. Where's the drink cart? 59 00:03:28,927 --> 00:03:32,630 ( Humming ) 60 00:03:32,664 --> 00:03:35,066 - Shut up! - Sir, get out of my face and sit. 61 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:36,968 You get out of my face. Just get the fucking drink. 62 00:03:37,003 --> 00:03:38,870 That is it. I'm going to speak to the captain. 63 00:03:38,905 --> 00:03:41,106 No, I am going to speak to the captain. 64 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,409 Why can't I have another fucking drink? 65 00:03:43,443 --> 00:03:45,545 - ( Passengers gasp ) - ( Man shrieking ) 66 00:03:45,579 --> 00:03:48,782 Oh no, I'll stop. Please don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. 67 00:03:48,816 --> 00:03:51,585 Don't hurt me. I'll go back to my seat. 68 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:54,455 - Please don't hit me. - I-- I just-- it was-- 69 00:03:54,489 --> 00:03:56,824 - Don't hit me anymore. - I didn't really-- 70 00:03:56,858 --> 00:04:00,228 Thank you. Sir, that man was abusive and he was drunk. 71 00:04:00,262 --> 00:04:03,198 - Thank you. - ( Applauding ) 72 00:04:05,635 --> 00:04:07,971 Man: Good job. 73 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:12,977 Trying to help. I was helping out. 74 00:04:13,011 --> 00:04:14,945 Somebody had to help her. 75 00:04:14,980 --> 00:04:17,180 Oh, please. 76 00:04:17,214 --> 00:04:19,582 Oh my-- Oh. 77 00:04:21,818 --> 00:04:23,285 - Thank you. - Susie: What happened? 78 00:04:23,319 --> 00:04:25,853 - That was you? - That was me. I jumped on him. 79 00:04:25,888 --> 00:04:28,088 - Crazy. What motivated you? - Yeah. 80 00:04:28,122 --> 00:04:31,890 You know, uh, he was abusing the stewardess 81 00:04:31,924 --> 00:04:33,724 and I just did it. 82 00:04:33,759 --> 00:04:36,160 - Look at you. How about that? - So not like you. 83 00:04:36,195 --> 00:04:39,630 - I didn't even think about it really. - God, you're very brave. 84 00:04:39,664 --> 00:04:41,631 Huh. 85 00:04:41,666 --> 00:04:43,633 You are. You're a hero. 86 00:04:43,667 --> 00:04:46,102 That too, I suppose. 87 00:04:46,136 --> 00:04:48,137 I'm Donna, by the way. 88 00:04:48,171 --> 00:04:49,705 Oh hey. Larry. 89 00:04:49,739 --> 00:04:52,040 Larry. 90 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:55,209 - Thank you. - Pfft. 91 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,934 Larry: What is the deal with these shoelaces now? 92 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:26,535 They make them so long. 93 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:29,604 I mean, I'm tripping over these laces five times a day. 94 00:05:29,639 --> 00:05:31,205 But you got a girl out of it. 95 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:33,007 She thinks I'm a hero. 96 00:05:33,041 --> 00:05:35,442 Only you and I know you weren't an intentional hero. 97 00:05:35,477 --> 00:05:38,878 You don't think there's any way in the world I would have done something about that guy? 98 00:05:38,913 --> 00:05:42,582 Impossible. Ricky Gervais is sitting in the booth behind you. 99 00:05:42,616 --> 00:05:44,383 - Oh, really? - Yup. 100 00:05:44,417 --> 00:05:45,918 Can I turn around or is that-- 101 00:05:45,952 --> 00:05:47,552 - All right, are we ready? - Yeah. 102 00:05:47,587 --> 00:05:50,955 You know they replaced all the lighting here. 103 00:05:50,990 --> 00:05:53,924 - Oh yeah, it's very nice. - And then really went with what you got over there. 104 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:56,860 So it's all-- And then I keep this going until you've turned around. 105 00:05:56,895 --> 00:05:58,628 - There you go. - Okay, yeah. 106 00:05:58,663 --> 00:06:00,797 He's in town doing a play right next door. 107 00:06:00,831 --> 00:06:03,332 Oh yeah, I heard about that play. What's it called? 108 00:06:03,367 --> 00:06:05,534 Uh, "Mr. Higginbotham"? 109 00:06:05,569 --> 00:06:07,903 - "Mister Simmington." Yes. - "Mister Simmington." 110 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:11,006 I've been hoping to sign him. I just-- I love him. 111 00:06:11,041 --> 00:06:13,576 - He'd be great to have. - Yeah, he's great. You know what? 112 00:06:13,610 --> 00:06:15,945 - I'm gonna buy him a bottle of wine. - Great move. Why not? 113 00:06:15,979 --> 00:06:19,014 Would you like me to get a bottle of wine for Mr. Gervais? 114 00:06:20,650 --> 00:06:22,952 - Sure. - How did you-- 115 00:06:22,986 --> 00:06:25,454 - Okay. Yeah, sure. Please. - Excellent. 116 00:06:25,489 --> 00:06:28,557 - Okay. - I'll take care of that. 117 00:06:28,592 --> 00:06:31,426 See, you've got to be careful with these waiters. 118 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:34,528 They come over to your table, they eavesdrop. 119 00:06:34,562 --> 00:06:36,663 I think that's why they're always pouring the water. 120 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:38,396 - Yeah. - You can't say anything personal. 121 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:41,197 I think that's one of the perks of the job is picking up the tidbits. 122 00:06:41,231 --> 00:06:42,765 It's a tidbit festival. 123 00:06:42,799 --> 00:06:44,866 - Excuse me. - Yes? 124 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:47,235 - Did he order the wine? - Yes, he got a very nice bottle. 125 00:06:47,269 --> 00:06:50,805 In fact, it was a $300 bottle. So the best in the house. 126 00:06:53,107 --> 00:06:55,008 Enjoy. 127 00:06:55,042 --> 00:06:58,944 A $300 bottle of wine? Are you serious? 128 00:06:58,979 --> 00:07:01,780 Look. 129 00:07:01,815 --> 00:07:05,250 He looks very happy. 130 00:07:07,853 --> 00:07:10,588 I'm sorry, that's completely inappropriate. 131 00:07:10,622 --> 00:07:12,489 - It is inappropriate. - It's really taking advantage. 132 00:07:12,524 --> 00:07:16,093 I agree with you. But listen, man, I am starving. 133 00:07:16,127 --> 00:07:18,928 My blood sugar is just going down to my feet. 134 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:21,464 If I don't eat something-- I feel, like, faint. 135 00:07:21,498 --> 00:07:23,866 - Our food's sitting up there. - Our food's sitting up there? 136 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,734 - Yeah. - Well, what the fuck? 137 00:07:25,768 --> 00:07:28,403 What is he doing? He's just sitting there schmoozing with them? 138 00:07:28,437 --> 00:07:30,471 Yeah, it's like he found a new best friend. 139 00:07:30,506 --> 00:07:32,507 You know what? How about if I just go get it? 140 00:07:32,541 --> 00:07:34,275 - If you do that you're a hero. - Really? 141 00:07:34,309 --> 00:07:35,676 - You're a hero. - You got it, pal. 142 00:07:35,711 --> 00:07:38,445 All right. Thank you. 143 00:07:41,315 --> 00:07:44,818 - ( Laughing ) - One for you and one for me. 144 00:07:44,852 --> 00:07:48,821 Fantastic. Oh yes. 145 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:53,791 - Enjoying your meal? - As a matter of fact I am. 146 00:07:53,825 --> 00:07:56,026 Um, where did this food come from? 147 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,395 I brought it here. 148 00:07:58,429 --> 00:08:01,631 You understand I'm the waiter? 149 00:08:01,665 --> 00:08:04,166 Yet we were the ones who were doing the waiting. 150 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,600 So we became the waiters. 151 00:08:05,634 --> 00:08:07,001 This man is a hero. 152 00:08:07,035 --> 00:08:09,436 He just revolutionized the way restaurants work, my friend. 153 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:11,404 No one's gonna go hungry again. 154 00:08:11,438 --> 00:08:14,574 - Sorry. - Gentlemen. 155 00:08:18,246 --> 00:08:21,448 I just can't believe, quite honestly, 156 00:08:21,482 --> 00:08:24,884 that I haven't heard about what happened on the plane, Larry. 157 00:08:24,919 --> 00:08:27,753 - Honestly, it was nothing. - I think people need to know about it. 158 00:08:27,788 --> 00:08:30,222 I mean, do you remember Sully Sullenberger? 159 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:32,190 - Sully, yeah. - Sully Sullenberger. 160 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:34,759 When he landed that plane in New York City 161 00:08:34,794 --> 00:08:38,195 right there in the water, that was inspiring to people. 162 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,964 That's interesting. I never made the Sully connection before. 163 00:08:40,999 --> 00:08:43,767 I wonder what Sully would have done if he was in my shoes? 164 00:08:43,801 --> 00:08:45,869 Not that I'm comparing myself to Sully. 165 00:08:45,903 --> 00:08:47,903 People should know that you did this. 166 00:08:47,938 --> 00:08:50,606 This is a whole other side of you that people don't know about. 167 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:53,942 You know about it. That's enough for me. 168 00:08:55,478 --> 00:08:58,779 - Okay. - If you want to call Sully... 169 00:08:58,814 --> 00:09:01,348 - ( Laughs ) - If we can get Sully's number 170 00:09:01,382 --> 00:09:05,118 - you can tell Sully, okay? - You're too modest. 171 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:08,487 It's funny, you know? I've never really been tested like that before. 172 00:09:08,522 --> 00:09:11,056 - Hmm. - Didn't fight in a war. 173 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:15,360 Once I went to the seventh game of a world series 174 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:18,529 and came home on the subway and it was very crowded 175 00:09:18,563 --> 00:09:21,498 and hot and disgusting. 176 00:09:21,532 --> 00:09:23,800 - People were sweating on me. - Hmm. 177 00:09:23,834 --> 00:09:26,002 But I maintained my composure. 178 00:09:26,036 --> 00:09:27,703 I thought that was a good sign. 179 00:09:27,737 --> 00:09:30,739 Thank God you were on the plane. That's all I have to say. 180 00:09:32,842 --> 00:09:34,776 - You could say more. - I could? 181 00:09:34,810 --> 00:09:36,511 - Yeah. - ( Laughs ) 182 00:09:40,415 --> 00:09:42,116 Keep the change. 183 00:09:43,519 --> 00:09:45,786 - This is where they live? - They live around the corner. 184 00:09:45,821 --> 00:09:48,556 But I want to stop at the bakery and get some bread. 185 00:09:48,590 --> 00:09:49,857 No wine? 186 00:09:49,891 --> 00:09:53,226 Everybody brings wine. I bring bread. 187 00:09:53,261 --> 00:09:55,161 Oh. 188 00:09:59,065 --> 00:10:02,500 ( Doorbell buzzes ) 189 00:10:02,534 --> 00:10:05,002 - Ah, hello. - Hello. 190 00:10:05,036 --> 00:10:07,237 - Hello, Donna. So good to see you again. - Hi. 191 00:10:07,271 --> 00:10:09,973 - Good to see you too. - The food's gonna be a lot better here 192 00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:11,707 than on the plane, I guarantee. 193 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:14,443 What is that, Lar? 194 00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:17,145 Enjoy. 195 00:10:17,179 --> 00:10:19,046 This is what you bring? 196 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:20,714 - It's Italian bread. - Yeah. 197 00:10:20,748 --> 00:10:22,614 Yeah, but this doesn't go with my menu. 198 00:10:22,649 --> 00:10:24,015 You don't know what I'm serving. 199 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,984 Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine. 200 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:30,221 - It's delicious. - Everyone brings wine or maybe some nuts. 201 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,657 - That's the point. Everybody brings that. - You bring bread. 202 00:10:32,691 --> 00:10:35,861 - If everybody's bringing that-- - Ah, Ricardo. 203 00:10:35,895 --> 00:10:38,632 - How are you? - I'm so excited that you're here. 204 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:40,168 Star power. 205 00:10:40,203 --> 00:10:42,971 Star power at my dinner party, huh? 206 00:10:43,006 --> 00:10:44,606 - Thanks so much for coming. - A little gift. 207 00:10:44,641 --> 00:10:47,075 Oh my God. Oh my God, I can't believe this. 208 00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,576 - Signed. - Signed. 209 00:10:48,611 --> 00:10:51,112 The funniest show in the history of television. 210 00:10:51,147 --> 00:10:53,114 - It was funny. - I love this show. 211 00:10:53,149 --> 00:10:55,450 I wouldn't call it the funniest show in the history of television. 212 00:10:55,484 --> 00:10:57,418 I would, Lar. This show was hilarious. 213 00:10:57,453 --> 00:10:59,520 No doubt about it, funny show. But the history of television? 214 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:01,089 "Seinfeld," lovely show. 215 00:11:01,123 --> 00:11:03,090 Well, thank you. It was good. There was good. 216 00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:05,926 - Oh no, I love broad comedy. - Yeah. 217 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,295 - I will treasure this, Ricky. - I love the laugh track on it. 218 00:11:08,329 --> 00:11:11,031 - I'm so happy he's here. - It reminds you when to laugh. 219 00:11:11,065 --> 00:11:13,534 - We didn't do one. - It's a very funny show. 220 00:11:13,568 --> 00:11:16,069 It's just odd to just show up with your own DVD. 221 00:11:16,104 --> 00:11:18,438 - Yeah. - Never heard of somebody 222 00:11:18,473 --> 00:11:21,841 who's in something and then showing up with it. 223 00:11:21,876 --> 00:11:24,543 - You've never heard of that? - No, it's an odd thing. 224 00:11:24,578 --> 00:11:26,279 What, do you mean it's odd because you've never heard of it? 225 00:11:26,313 --> 00:11:28,714 - You don't know everything, do you? - Well, no. 226 00:11:28,749 --> 00:11:31,817 I'm sure there's loads of things that go on that you've never heard of that aren't odd. 227 00:11:31,852 --> 00:11:33,986 What's this deal? You got a scarf? 228 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,155 Yeah, I want to keep my throat warm 'cause I'm in a play at the moment. 229 00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:39,991 So I have to project everything. It's not like tv. 230 00:11:40,026 --> 00:11:41,493 - If you don't mind my saying... - Not at all. 231 00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:43,961 It looks slightly affected. 232 00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:45,596 Yeah, I was worried about that. 233 00:11:45,630 --> 00:11:47,898 But one person thinking it's affected, 234 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,368 1,000 people let down... 235 00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:50,769 - I get it. - Yeah. 236 00:11:50,804 --> 00:11:52,204 So what's the name of this play? 237 00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:54,473 - "Mister Simmington." - What is it? Is it drama? 238 00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,474 - Yeah, very much so. - Really? 239 00:11:56,509 --> 00:12:00,344 It's one man's fear of the outbreak of World War I. 240 00:12:00,378 --> 00:12:02,613 And he's worried about what will happen to Britain. 241 00:12:02,647 --> 00:12:05,448 It's a sort of double-edged story 242 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:07,917 because the parallel is he's fighting his own war, a class war. 243 00:12:07,951 --> 00:12:10,753 - It's not that important. - You should come along and see it tomorrow night. 244 00:12:10,788 --> 00:12:11,954 I'll get you a couple of tickets. 245 00:12:11,989 --> 00:12:15,090 Jeff and Susie are coming. So join the party. 246 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,525 Oh, um... 247 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,161 You know what? I'd love to. 248 00:12:20,196 --> 00:12:23,164 Donna is working tomorrow night. She can't come. 249 00:12:23,199 --> 00:12:24,799 But you could still come though. 250 00:12:24,833 --> 00:12:27,667 Come along. You can't talk to her anyway during a play, can you? 251 00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:30,337 So you're not really missing her for that three and a half hours. 252 00:12:30,371 --> 00:12:32,105 - Three and a half? - Yeah. 253 00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:34,941 - Mmm. - Drinks in the interval. 254 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:36,876 - "Mister Simmington" it is. - Excellent. 255 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:39,678 Tickets will be at the box office. 256 00:12:39,713 --> 00:12:42,314 - Let me ask you a question. - Go on. 257 00:12:42,349 --> 00:12:45,150 Did you enjoy the wine the other day? 258 00:12:45,184 --> 00:12:47,185 Oh, thank you, yes. It was absolutely wonderful. 259 00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:50,655 - I hope so because it cost a lot of money. - It was beautiful. 260 00:12:50,690 --> 00:12:52,690 - So I hope it was good for that price. - It was great. Really great. 261 00:12:52,725 --> 00:12:54,825 You know, it was like a $300 bottle of wine. 262 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,593 Was it? I didn't look at the price. 263 00:12:56,628 --> 00:12:58,295 - You didn't? - No, not when it's a gift. 264 00:12:58,330 --> 00:13:00,030 - That's kind of odd, isn't it? - No, not when it's a gift. 265 00:13:00,064 --> 00:13:01,665 - Really? Does it? - It ruins it. Yeah. 266 00:13:01,699 --> 00:13:03,233 Huh, interesting. 267 00:13:03,267 --> 00:13:05,235 'Cause then you put a monetary value on someone's gesture. 268 00:13:05,269 --> 00:13:09,137 Some people might think that you may have taken a little advantage. 269 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:10,939 Who? Who? 270 00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:14,309 - Well, I suppose if you took a survey-- - Why would you ever do that? 271 00:13:14,343 --> 00:13:16,611 - Just to see. Just to get an answer. - Okay. 272 00:13:16,645 --> 00:13:18,512 - And you say to this person... - Yeah. 273 00:13:18,547 --> 00:13:22,049 If somebody offered you a bottle of wine in a restaurant, 274 00:13:22,083 --> 00:13:24,084 how expensive a bottle of wine would you order? 275 00:13:24,118 --> 00:13:26,853 I would think I'd better look at the price. I don't want to take advantage. 276 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:29,121 Here's my DVD-- $30. No, I'd never say it. 277 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,723 This very generous person bought me a bottle of wine, 278 00:13:30,757 --> 00:13:32,491 I don't think I'll take advantage of him. 279 00:13:32,526 --> 00:13:34,994 It doesn't matter. It's a gift, that's how I look at it. 280 00:13:35,028 --> 00:13:36,828 Susie: Okay, everybody, dinner is served. 281 00:13:36,863 --> 00:13:40,065 There's place cards on the table. Find your name. 282 00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:42,300 I've done something a little interesting and different. 283 00:13:42,335 --> 00:13:44,469 - Donna, you're over there next to Ricky. - Okay. 284 00:13:44,503 --> 00:13:46,904 - I've separated the couples. - What? 285 00:13:46,939 --> 00:13:49,440 - I thought it'd be fun. - What are you talking about separating the couples? 286 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:51,509 - I separated the couples. - Why? What's the point of that? 287 00:13:51,543 --> 00:13:53,477 - Meet new people, mingle. - I don't want to meet new people. 288 00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:56,247 - I don't want to mingle. - Well, you're gonna have to 289 00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:58,317 because you're sitting down there next to Hank. 290 00:13:58,351 --> 00:14:01,019 - I have to sit next to some stranger for three hours? - Just go do it. 291 00:14:01,053 --> 00:14:03,221 - Just go, okay? - This is ridiculous. Ridiculous. 292 00:14:03,256 --> 00:14:06,524 All right, everyone. Bon appétit. 293 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,593 - Ricky: Looks amazing. - Susie: Doesn't it? 294 00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:10,495 Thank you. To our first dinner party. 295 00:14:10,529 --> 00:14:12,863 - Cheers. - All: Cheers. 296 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,498 Jeff: First of many. 297 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,233 Susie: We're just here for the summer. We're subletting. 298 00:14:16,267 --> 00:14:18,669 - How's it going? - Hey. 299 00:14:18,703 --> 00:14:21,105 Oh, you're married to the actress, right? 300 00:14:21,140 --> 00:14:23,908 I am. I am the husband of the brit. 301 00:14:23,942 --> 00:14:26,244 - I'm Hank. - Yeah well, hi. Larry. 302 00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:29,180 - Hey, Larry. - I don't know why they had to separate the couples. 303 00:14:29,214 --> 00:14:32,115 I mean, that's ridiculous. You know, totally ridiculous. 304 00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:33,984 ( People laughing ) 305 00:14:34,018 --> 00:14:36,920 Turned out to be a door for good skin so he wasn't a pedophile at all. 306 00:14:36,954 --> 00:14:39,589 - ( Laughing ) - Oh my God. 307 00:14:39,623 --> 00:14:42,858 Ricky: That's true. 308 00:14:42,893 --> 00:14:45,160 You know, when I first saw you 309 00:14:45,195 --> 00:14:48,130 I guessed you for a spaniard. 310 00:14:48,164 --> 00:14:50,264 Yeah. 311 00:14:50,299 --> 00:14:53,200 - I'm glad you're not Spanish. - Really? 312 00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,568 I'm not a fan of the Spanish. 313 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,170 Why is that? 314 00:14:57,204 --> 00:15:00,907 It's a personal thing. I got picked on a lot by some kids. 315 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:02,542 By spaniards? 316 00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:05,444 Yeah. Well, they spoke Spanish. 317 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,279 Oh, they're not from Spain? 318 00:15:07,313 --> 00:15:08,813 I don't know where they were from. 319 00:15:08,848 --> 00:15:11,816 - ( Banging ) - Oh my God. 320 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,218 - What is that? - I'm sorry, I've shattered your bread. 321 00:15:14,252 --> 00:15:16,854 What is that? It's not my bread. Larry brought it. 322 00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:19,523 - It's hard, huh? - Wow. 323 00:15:19,557 --> 00:15:21,625 - It's supposed to be hard. - Not this hard. 324 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,694 Yes. You know what? You don't know anything about bread. 325 00:15:23,728 --> 00:15:26,062 I know that you're meant to be able to eat it at least. 326 00:15:26,097 --> 00:15:28,327 Right. It's supposed to be toasted, okay? 327 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,695 Toasted with some butter and maybe a little garlic. 328 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,429 You know what? Talk to your friends and neighbors 329 00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:35,631 down at that end of the table. Annoying everybody. 330 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:42,127 I don't really even know how to write cursive anymore. 331 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:50,361 So how's your marriage? 332 00:15:50,395 --> 00:15:55,725 What the hell? Why would you ask me that? 333 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:59,258 I'm trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. 334 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,859 Okay, fine. 335 00:16:02,759 --> 00:16:04,359 It's all right. 336 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:06,893 You know, it's fine. It's okay. 337 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:08,824 How often do you have sex? 338 00:16:08,859 --> 00:16:11,489 - Almost never. - Hmm. 339 00:16:11,524 --> 00:16:13,156 ( Donna laughing ) 340 00:16:13,190 --> 00:16:15,457 What we did is we made another one further down 341 00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:19,024 - and his little plums are hanging down. - Jeff: His plums! 342 00:16:19,058 --> 00:16:21,691 We covered them in breadcrumbs 343 00:16:21,725 --> 00:16:24,326 so the carp would sort of jump and nip at them. 344 00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:27,028 Yeah, it was amazing. 345 00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:29,161 - Jeff: You're kidding me. - Larry: You know what? 346 00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,763 You know what? This is not fair what's going on here. 347 00:16:31,797 --> 00:16:33,364 - This is not fair. - What's the matter? 348 00:16:33,398 --> 00:16:34,998 You say you're separating the couples? 349 00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:36,365 - You're not separated. - We're the hosts. 350 00:16:36,399 --> 00:16:38,666 Oh, you're the hosts? You fixed this whole thing, okay? 351 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,700 You fixed it all so you could be at the cool table. 352 00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,870 You got Ricky Gervais, you got Ally, you got your Broadway stars. 353 00:16:43,904 --> 00:16:45,872 - Go back and sit down. - The cool table? 354 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:47,205 What are you, in third grade? 355 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,140 Excuse me, Susie. Where is the toilet? 356 00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:50,874 - Ooh! - Susie: Oh my gosh! 357 00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:54,343 So sorry. Ricky, can I please pay you for that? 358 00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,645 Oh, don't. It's very expensive. 359 00:16:56,679 --> 00:17:00,014 - It's okay, I insist. - It's a $500 scarf. 360 00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:02,149 That's okay. I'm good for it. 361 00:17:02,183 --> 00:17:05,051 - Hank, what happened? - I tripped over my shoelaces. 362 00:17:05,086 --> 00:17:07,987 That's exactly how Larry fell into the guy on the plane. 363 00:17:08,022 --> 00:17:11,324 - What? - On the plane he tripped over his shoelaces. 364 00:17:13,059 --> 00:17:15,594 Donna: Larry, is that true? 365 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,968 You know what, Larry? I think you're taking the wrong tactic with these women. 366 00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:28,471 I really do. I think you have to present who you really are. 367 00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,439 - Otherwise you get stuck. - I did present who I really was-- 368 00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:32,907 A phony, a fraud, a prevaricator. 369 00:17:32,942 --> 00:17:35,376 - I presented who I was. - No, it's better she knows who you are. 370 00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:36,543 And she either accepts you or not. 371 00:17:36,578 --> 00:17:38,177 I took her home at the end of the night. 372 00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:40,179 She was so cold. She's lost all respect for me. 373 00:17:40,213 --> 00:17:43,515 Honestly, this whole thing never would have happened if you didn't separate the couples. 374 00:17:43,549 --> 00:17:46,083 We became a couple because we didn't want to be separated. 375 00:17:46,117 --> 00:17:48,518 My dinner party, you play by my rules. 376 00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:50,786 You know what? Don't invite me anymore. How about that? 377 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:54,689 I don't have any choice. You're like an appendage to us. 378 00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:58,625 Hey, Larry David. Ricky Gervais left a ticket for me. 379 00:17:58,659 --> 00:18:01,761 Here you go. It's $200. 380 00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:05,396 They're charging me $200 for the ticket. 381 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,230 I thought he was giving it to me for free. 382 00:18:07,265 --> 00:18:09,665 - What can you do? - What is it with this guy? 383 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:12,200 - He's costing me a fortune. - Just pay. We're here. 384 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:19,071 - At least the seats are good. - Yeah. Thank you. 385 00:18:19,105 --> 00:18:21,539 - Nice full house. - Good seats. 386 00:18:21,574 --> 00:18:24,208 Yeah, full house. Oh, here. 387 00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:27,477 - What are you doing? - I want the aisle. 388 00:18:27,511 --> 00:18:29,712 That's my ticket. I had the aisle ticket. 389 00:18:29,746 --> 00:18:32,514 Larry, we had three seats, they were the house seats 390 00:18:32,548 --> 00:18:35,215 and any one of us could sit in any of these seats. 391 00:18:35,249 --> 00:18:37,216 No, you weren't there when I got the envelopes. 392 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,450 I took them out and put them together. 393 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,652 Hey, don't fuck things up for me. Sit down. 394 00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,253 God damn it. Sit next to your husband. 395 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,121 I don't want to sit next to my husband. I'm with him all the time. 396 00:18:44,155 --> 00:18:45,522 He's your best friend, you sit next to him. 397 00:18:45,557 --> 00:18:46,923 Last night it was okay to sit next to him. 398 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,825 That was fine, right? You separate the couples 399 00:18:48,859 --> 00:18:50,994 but you sit next to your husband. I'm a little confused. 400 00:18:51,028 --> 00:18:53,294 - What are you confused about? - Last night's very regimented. 401 00:18:53,329 --> 00:18:55,095 Okay? And tonight it's like a free-for-all, is that it? 402 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:56,830 - I want the aisle. - Keep your voices down. 403 00:18:56,865 --> 00:19:00,599 - I'm very confused. - ( Applause ) 404 00:19:00,634 --> 00:19:03,367 ( Dramatic music playing ) 405 00:19:11,409 --> 00:19:14,976 Ally: Mr. Simmington! Mr. Simmington! 406 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:16,775 Ricky: Yes? Yes? 407 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,075 - What? - Have you heard? 408 00:19:18,109 --> 00:19:21,277 Of course I've heard. It's in the morning paper. 409 00:19:21,311 --> 00:19:23,578 It's not every day that Archduke Franz Ferdinand 410 00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:25,247 is struck down by an assassin's bullet. 411 00:19:25,281 --> 00:19:27,818 I'm scrunched in here. I want that seat. 412 00:19:27,852 --> 00:19:30,655 - Oh, fuck you, Larry. I'm the girl. - Shut up. 413 00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:33,091 You're a girl? You're a witch. 414 00:19:33,125 --> 00:19:36,228 And should it be a life they give, 415 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,599 then they will give it gladly. 416 00:19:38,633 --> 00:19:41,474 - ( Arguing ) - This unforg-- 417 00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,380 ( arguing continues ) 418 00:19:45,414 --> 00:19:47,516 Shut the fuck up. 419 00:19:47,550 --> 00:19:51,122 If that is so, then I am done. 420 00:19:51,156 --> 00:19:53,194 - Shall I lose you? - ( Arguing continues ) 421 00:19:53,228 --> 00:19:55,597 Shall I lose Robert? 422 00:19:55,632 --> 00:19:58,001 And what about you? 423 00:19:58,035 --> 00:20:01,407 I-- I will do my duty gladly. 424 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,143 How am I gonna watch this for three hours? 425 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:05,213 It's gonna be rough for all of us. 426 00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:08,154 Shh. Watch the play. 427 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,795 Did you hear the fucking idiots talking all the way through as well? 428 00:20:12,829 --> 00:20:14,965 - Just like "bip bip bip." - You were fantastic. 429 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,737 - Really? - In fact, I was able to overhear 430 00:20:17,771 --> 00:20:19,906 what the whole to-do was about. 431 00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:23,677 Yeah, there was a woman and she took a seat that didn't belong to her. 432 00:20:23,712 --> 00:20:27,149 She was a hideous hideous looking person. 433 00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,485 Susie: I don't think you got a good look, Larry. 434 00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:32,855 - I got a great look. - The woman was quite attractive if I recall. 435 00:20:32,889 --> 00:20:35,192 - Maybe on some bizarro planet. - Mm-hmm. 436 00:20:35,226 --> 00:20:38,562 Listen, you were great. Forget about them. You were great. 437 00:20:38,597 --> 00:20:41,098 No, honestly, that's the worst I've ever been. 438 00:20:41,132 --> 00:20:43,533 That was, like-- That was-- At most that was nine out of 10. 439 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,234 And usually I'm 10 out of 10. 440 00:20:45,269 --> 00:20:46,636 - That was a nine out of 10? - A nine? 441 00:20:46,670 --> 00:20:49,105 - Yeah. - Larry: Seems a bit high. 442 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:51,942 - How much theater do you see? - I saw "Oklahoma." 443 00:20:51,976 --> 00:20:55,711 - Frivolous nonsense for the moronic classes. - Oh really? 444 00:20:55,746 --> 00:20:57,146 Are you kidding? "Oklahoma"? 445 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,681 "Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day. 446 00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:04,786 I've got a beautiful feeling, everything's going my way." 447 00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,487 - Oh dear. - Oh, come on. 448 00:21:06,521 --> 00:21:09,856 You're comparing this thing we saw tonight 449 00:21:09,891 --> 00:21:12,058 to a Rogers and Hammerstein musical? 450 00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:14,861 - With all due respect. - This is about life and death and war. 451 00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,762 - This is about the human spirit. - Yeah. 452 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,998 "Poor Jud is dead. Poor Jud is dead." 453 00:21:20,033 --> 00:21:22,333 - Please. - Bubblegum. 454 00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:24,168 How long you got to do this play for? 455 00:21:24,203 --> 00:21:27,805 The run's been extended, so another six weeks. 456 00:21:27,839 --> 00:21:29,940 Must be hard to do all that fake crying. 457 00:21:29,975 --> 00:21:31,808 - No, they're real tears. - Those are real tears? 458 00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:34,076 - Of course, real tears every night. - Seriously? 459 00:21:34,111 --> 00:21:35,645 ( Chuckles ) Come on. 460 00:21:35,679 --> 00:21:37,113 Where do you think they come from? 461 00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:40,749 Here's where they came from. ( Mock sobbing ) 462 00:21:40,783 --> 00:21:42,750 You're not crying. There's no tears coming out. 463 00:21:42,785 --> 00:21:45,253 Come on, what'd you do? Did you sneak in some of that glycerin? 464 00:21:45,288 --> 00:21:47,823 No, I'm saying if it means something to you, you can cry. 465 00:21:47,857 --> 00:21:50,959 You know what? I'm looking at your eyes 466 00:21:50,993 --> 00:21:53,795 and I see no evidence at all that anybody was crying. 467 00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,763 Usually when someone finishes crying 468 00:21:55,798 --> 00:21:58,166 they wipe the evidence away there was ever a tear. 469 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,001 And did you wipe it away? 470 00:22:00,035 --> 00:22:02,036 Yes I did. And the evidence for that 471 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:03,371 is in the bin on a tissue. 472 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,673 - Oh, is that so? - Check it out, Columbo. 473 00:22:05,707 --> 00:22:09,109 - All right, we can get going. - We can get going? 474 00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:11,311 - Oh, you know what? - Go on. 475 00:22:11,346 --> 00:22:14,481 At the will-call window I picked up the ticket 476 00:22:14,515 --> 00:22:16,582 and they charged me $200. 477 00:22:16,617 --> 00:22:18,050 You thought it'd be more? 478 00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:20,686 I thought-- You told me you were getting me a ticket. 479 00:22:20,721 --> 00:22:22,688 - It's a sold-out show. - I did get you a ticket. 480 00:22:22,722 --> 00:22:25,524 I was under the impression that you were picking up the ticket, 481 00:22:25,558 --> 00:22:29,361 given the fact that I bought you a bottle of wine for $300. 482 00:22:29,395 --> 00:22:31,429 That was a gift-- The gift of wine. 483 00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:34,800 Thank you. And I've given you the gift of art. 484 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:36,968 Whether you give me a gift or I give you a gift, 485 00:22:37,003 --> 00:22:38,637 it costs me money. 486 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:42,040 - Okay, well... - Thanks for coming. 487 00:22:42,074 --> 00:22:44,542 - Thank you for a meaningful evening. - Cheers. Thank you. 488 00:22:47,746 --> 00:22:49,647 Jeff, Susie. 489 00:22:49,681 --> 00:22:51,416 - Oh, you were unbelievable. - Hey. 490 00:22:51,450 --> 00:22:53,118 - Jeff: Just wonderful. - Thank you. 491 00:22:53,153 --> 00:22:56,087 Yes, really really good under very difficult circumstances. 492 00:22:56,122 --> 00:22:58,056 What I especially enjoyed about it-- 493 00:22:58,090 --> 00:22:59,557 Do you know what, Larry? 494 00:22:59,591 --> 00:23:01,459 I don't give a shit what you enjoyed about my performance. 495 00:23:01,493 --> 00:23:03,693 But I really do give a shit what you talked to my husband about. 496 00:23:03,728 --> 00:23:07,462 The other night at the table you decided to talk about my marriage. 497 00:23:07,496 --> 00:23:12,098 Oh well, I was just really trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. 498 00:23:12,133 --> 00:23:13,701 - That's all I was doing. - Well, don't. 499 00:23:13,735 --> 00:23:15,771 My marriage is my business. 500 00:23:15,806 --> 00:23:18,240 My marriage is fine. It has nothing to do with you. 501 00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:22,143 And another thing, I fuck my husband four or five times a week. 502 00:23:22,178 --> 00:23:23,778 Four or five times a fucking week. 503 00:23:23,812 --> 00:23:26,347 So shove that up your ass. 504 00:23:29,351 --> 00:23:31,385 Jeff: Thank you very much for coming back. 505 00:23:31,419 --> 00:23:34,554 I'm this close to signing him. This close. 506 00:23:34,588 --> 00:23:37,189 I think one more interaction I'm good to go. 507 00:23:37,223 --> 00:23:39,490 - Really? - I was lucky 508 00:23:39,524 --> 00:23:42,290 that he didn't have a clue that it was us 509 00:23:42,324 --> 00:23:44,524 - making the commotion at the theater last night. - Oh my God. 510 00:23:44,559 --> 00:23:46,826 - Could you imagine? - Have you gentlemen decided? 511 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,728 Oh. Hello. 512 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,596 How'd you get this section? I thought you were down there. 513 00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,496 Well, I'll be covering this section today, 514 00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:55,230 unless of course you want to handle it. 515 00:23:55,264 --> 00:23:57,999 You know, I'm sorry I got up and got the food the other day. 516 00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,967 It's all right. Water under the bridge. 517 00:24:00,002 --> 00:24:01,969 Yeah? That would make me happy. 518 00:24:02,003 --> 00:24:03,704 - Of course. - There you go. 519 00:24:03,738 --> 00:24:05,238 What can I do for you today? 520 00:24:05,272 --> 00:24:06,706 I'm going with the bison burger. 521 00:24:06,740 --> 00:24:08,574 I'll get the chopped salad with the avocado. 522 00:24:08,609 --> 00:24:10,509 Okay. Thank you, gentlemen. 523 00:24:10,544 --> 00:24:12,611 Thank you. 524 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,114 - Where did he come from? - Scared the shit out of me. 525 00:24:16,148 --> 00:24:19,317 - Just materializes. - At very private moments. 526 00:24:19,351 --> 00:24:21,252 - Yes. - There's Hank. 527 00:24:21,286 --> 00:24:23,887 - Hey, Hank. - Hey Hank, come here for a second. 528 00:24:23,922 --> 00:24:26,590 Come here. Come here. 529 00:24:26,624 --> 00:24:29,892 - Hey. - I can't-- I really can't be talking to you. 530 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:31,961 - What? What are you talking about? - ( Sighs ) 531 00:24:31,995 --> 00:24:34,897 Listen, you owe Ricky Gervais $500 for the scarf, right? 532 00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:36,931 - Yeah. - Okay well, he owes me $500. 533 00:24:36,965 --> 00:24:39,800 So my suggestion is why don't you just give me the $500 534 00:24:39,834 --> 00:24:41,601 and everybody will be even. 535 00:24:41,636 --> 00:24:44,137 Hey, there he is. Ricky. 536 00:24:44,171 --> 00:24:45,572 Oh jeez. 537 00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:49,308 I owe you $500, Larry says you owe him $500. 538 00:24:49,342 --> 00:24:51,710 So he wants me to give the $500 to him directly. 539 00:24:51,745 --> 00:24:53,111 Is that cool? 540 00:24:53,146 --> 00:24:55,247 ( Laughs ) 541 00:24:55,281 --> 00:24:57,882 - No good? - Not really. 542 00:24:57,916 --> 00:24:59,850 Never mind that. Just give me the $500. 543 00:24:59,885 --> 00:25:02,253 - Nothing to do with him. - I'm just gonna give him the money. 544 00:25:02,287 --> 00:25:04,321 He bought a bottle of wine for $300. 545 00:25:04,355 --> 00:25:06,523 No, you bought me a bottle of wine and I got you into the theater. 546 00:25:06,557 --> 00:25:08,825 And I paid $200 for his ticket-- 547 00:25:08,859 --> 00:25:10,760 That I really didn't want to go the play in the first place. 548 00:25:10,794 --> 00:25:12,361 Thank you. Don't worry about it. 549 00:25:12,395 --> 00:25:14,463 - I know what's going on. - What? 550 00:25:14,497 --> 00:25:18,033 I know it was you two idiots whispering all the way through my show. 551 00:25:18,067 --> 00:25:20,068 - I wasn't anywhere near him. - What are you talking about? 552 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,504 - Where do you get that from? - The waiter. 553 00:25:22,538 --> 00:25:24,305 Jeff: The waiter? 554 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:27,008 And you, I wouldn't let you represent me now. 555 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,442 Forget it. 556 00:25:28,476 --> 00:25:30,444 Look at you there, two idiots. 557 00:25:30,478 --> 00:25:33,380 It's like Laurel and Hardy. Donna was right. 558 00:25:33,414 --> 00:25:36,015 What? What did you say? 559 00:25:36,049 --> 00:25:38,417 - Nothing. - You've been talking to Donna? 560 00:25:38,451 --> 00:25:40,518 - No. - No, you just said Donna was right. 561 00:25:40,553 --> 00:25:44,554 - Yeah, she is. - So you've been talking to Donna. 562 00:25:44,589 --> 00:25:46,355 No. 563 00:25:46,389 --> 00:25:49,157 - Have you been seeing Donna - No. 564 00:25:49,191 --> 00:25:52,393 Huh. Are you sure? 565 00:26:05,837 --> 00:26:07,171 Okay. 566 00:26:11,008 --> 00:26:13,042 I'm really up for that bison burger. 567 00:26:13,076 --> 00:26:16,178 - Good choice. - Hey, there's our food. 568 00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:26,185 Ricky: The evening was all charming the last time. 569 00:26:26,219 --> 00:26:28,353 Oh yeah. ( Laughs ) 570 00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,621 - You were too much. - I'm charming, but-- 571 00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:33,223 - Donna: It's the English thing. - Yeah yeah. 572 00:26:33,257 --> 00:26:35,524 - It's the accent. - Exactly, yeah. 573 00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:38,193 No no no. 574 00:26:46,766 --> 00:26:48,466 ( Laughing ) 575 00:26:48,501 --> 00:26:50,568 ( Chatting ) 576 00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,042 This is my favorite carriage here. 577 00:27:05,214 --> 00:27:07,549 ( Bell dings ) 578 00:27:20,594 --> 00:27:22,028 Mugger: Give me your money. 579 00:27:22,062 --> 00:27:24,263 - Mugger: Don't move! - Ricky: Okay okay. 580 00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:26,765 - Give me that ring! Give me that ring! - Ricky: Give him the ring. 581 00:27:26,799 --> 00:27:29,534 Now! Come on! Give me that! 582 00:27:29,568 --> 00:27:31,201 Take 'em-- Take 'em off! 583 00:27:31,236 --> 00:27:32,803 Donna: Just give him your shoes. 584 00:27:32,837 --> 00:27:36,340 ( Shouting ) Take them off! 585 00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:39,077 - Shut up! - Okay, don't hit me in the face though. 586 00:27:43,018 --> 00:27:44,485 ( Shouting ) 587 00:27:45,954 --> 00:27:47,522 Come on, face the ground. 588 00:27:47,556 --> 00:27:48,723 Give it to me. Take it off. 589 00:27:48,757 --> 00:27:51,627 Give me that purse. Give it to me. 590 00:27:51,661 --> 00:27:54,165 Ah! ( Groaning ) 591 00:27:55,768 --> 00:27:57,935 Drop it! Drop it! 592 00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:59,436 - Drop it! - ( Mugger grunts ) 593 00:27:59,470 --> 00:28:01,070 More? 594 00:28:03,573 --> 00:28:07,109 That's it. Yeah, get the hell out of here. 595 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:09,377 Yeah, I was just about-- Whoa. 596 00:28:09,412 --> 00:28:11,979 Yeah, well. 597 00:28:12,014 --> 00:28:14,248 I believe this belongs to you, young lady. 598 00:28:14,282 --> 00:28:16,116 - My God, Larry. - There you go. 599 00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:19,585 - Thank you. - What do you know? 600 00:28:21,454 --> 00:28:23,522 $500. 601 00:28:23,556 --> 00:28:26,090 - There you go. - Thanks. 602 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:29,927 See you around. 603 00:28:31,963 --> 00:28:34,631 Oh, and you're right about the bread, Simmington. 604 00:28:34,665 --> 00:28:35,999 It is hard. 605 00:28:36,033 --> 00:28:38,635 ( Doors ding ) 606 00:28:39,603 --> 00:28:42,371 Hey! Hey! 607 00:28:43,439 --> 00:28:45,773 Hey! 608 00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,574 No no! Hey! Hey! 609 00:28:47,609 --> 00:28:50,143 Hey! 610 00:28:50,178 --> 00:28:52,612 Hey! 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