1 00:00:00,343 --> 00:00:02,028 LUCIFER: Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,297 --> 00:00:03,914 Someone's escaped from Hell. 3 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:05,111 Who escaped Hell? 4 00:00:05,135 --> 00:00:05,851 LUCIFER: Mom. 5 00:00:05,852 --> 00:00:07,012 If she's not coming to kill me, 6 00:00:07,036 --> 00:00:09,303 then I don't know what she's doing. 7 00:00:09,339 --> 00:00:10,421 Aren't you glad to see me? 8 00:00:10,456 --> 00:00:12,123 I apologize for my human form. 9 00:00:12,175 --> 00:00:13,207 Chloe, I'm sorry. 10 00:00:13,259 --> 00:00:15,126 You don't get to be sorry. 11 00:00:15,161 --> 00:00:16,294 DAN: I've been demoted. 12 00:00:16,346 --> 00:00:17,795 I'm reassigned to assist on cases. 13 00:00:17,831 --> 00:00:19,775 MAZE: I need to figure out where I fit in in this world. 14 00:00:19,799 --> 00:00:20,965 I need some space. 15 00:00:21,017 --> 00:00:22,967 AMENADIEL: Things have been very trying for me. 16 00:00:23,019 --> 00:00:24,330 (yelling) MAZE: Lucifer made a deal with 17 00:00:24,354 --> 00:00:25,636 your ex to take you back to Hell. 18 00:00:25,688 --> 00:00:27,271 And he doesn't break deals. 19 00:00:27,307 --> 00:00:28,973 I want what your father took from me. 20 00:00:29,025 --> 00:00:30,224 All right, you can stay, 21 00:00:30,276 --> 00:00:32,358 just until I figure out what I need to do. 22 00:00:32,359 --> 00:00:34,015 (♪ "Wicked One" by Labrys, playing ♪ ) 23 00:00:34,039 --> 00:00:37,698 ♪ I-I... can get used to this... ♪ 24 00:00:37,734 --> 00:00:40,985 MAN: I want to say I'm sorry... 25 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:43,237 for all my sins. 26 00:00:43,289 --> 00:00:47,124 For anything I have ever done that hurt people. 27 00:00:47,160 --> 00:00:50,745 I was stupid. 28 00:00:50,747 --> 00:00:53,748 And I am sorry. 29 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,884 I am so sorry. 30 00:00:59,055 --> 00:01:01,889 (crying softly) 31 00:01:01,925 --> 00:01:04,675 All I want now is forgiveness. 32 00:01:06,563 --> 00:01:10,064 I just want to take it all back. 33 00:01:10,099 --> 00:01:11,198 Please. 34 00:01:11,234 --> 00:01:12,234 (lighter clicks) 35 00:01:12,268 --> 00:01:13,985 No! Just let me take it back! 36 00:01:14,020 --> 00:01:17,104 No, no, no, no! No...! 37 00:01:17,156 --> 00:01:18,439 (woman squealing) 38 00:01:18,491 --> 00:01:19,440 (chuckling) 39 00:01:19,492 --> 00:01:22,076 (moaning) 40 00:01:25,331 --> 00:01:26,998 There's no need for squeals. 41 00:01:27,033 --> 00:01:29,333 We'll stop this torture any time you like. 42 00:01:29,369 --> 00:01:31,369 Just say the word. 43 00:01:31,421 --> 00:01:33,337 Don't you dare stop. 44 00:01:33,373 --> 00:01:35,456 (chuckles) 45 00:01:35,508 --> 00:01:38,626 MOM: What happens if he stops? 46 00:01:38,678 --> 00:01:40,378 Well, Lucifer, don't be shy. 47 00:01:40,430 --> 00:01:41,846 Introduce me to your friend. 48 00:01:41,881 --> 00:01:43,798 Lucifer, you brought a surprise. 49 00:01:43,850 --> 00:01:46,050 I most certainly did not bring any surprises. 50 00:01:46,102 --> 00:01:47,351 Oh, she's beautiful. 51 00:01:47,387 --> 00:01:48,436 LUCIFER: That's my mum 52 00:01:48,471 --> 00:01:49,770 you're talking about. 53 00:01:52,976 --> 00:01:55,393 This just got too weird. 54 00:01:58,231 --> 00:01:59,647 (elevator bell dings) 55 00:02:01,901 --> 00:02:03,992 Listen, Mum, I know I chose 56 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,820 not to return you to Hell, yet... 57 00:02:05,822 --> 00:02:06,735 Which I appreciate. 58 00:02:06,759 --> 00:02:07,456 But that doesn't mean 59 00:02:07,457 --> 00:02:10,458 you can just waltz in here and accost my guests. 60 00:02:10,493 --> 00:02:11,542 I apologize. 61 00:02:11,577 --> 00:02:14,161 It's just that all these human rules 62 00:02:14,163 --> 00:02:17,048 and customs are so confusing. 63 00:02:17,083 --> 00:02:19,917 Remember, I'm still getting used to this earthly skin sack. 64 00:02:19,969 --> 00:02:21,719 Yes, yes, you used to be a goddess. 65 00:02:21,754 --> 00:02:23,638 I know, but things are different now. 66 00:02:23,673 --> 00:02:25,006 And I will figure it out. 67 00:02:25,058 --> 00:02:27,224 Now that we're together again, 68 00:02:27,260 --> 00:02:28,843 I just want to be part of your lives. 69 00:02:28,895 --> 00:02:30,561 Not this part! 70 00:02:31,264 --> 00:02:33,180 Out of bounds. 71 00:02:35,768 --> 00:02:37,652 Wait. What do you mean by "lives"? 72 00:02:38,855 --> 00:02:40,354 I want to see Amenadiel. 73 00:02:40,356 --> 00:02:42,740 (laughs): What? 74 00:02:42,775 --> 00:02:44,659 It's time. 75 00:02:44,694 --> 00:02:47,244 I am not going to live 76 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,246 in fear of my own son. 77 00:02:49,282 --> 00:02:50,998 We may have had our differences... 78 00:02:51,034 --> 00:02:52,917 He literally carried you to Hell. 79 00:02:52,952 --> 00:02:54,251 But I created him. 80 00:02:54,287 --> 00:02:56,337 Certainly that has to count for something. 81 00:02:56,372 --> 00:02:57,938 It doesn't. Bummer, right? 82 00:02:57,974 --> 00:02:59,184 One look at you, and he'll take you 83 00:02:59,208 --> 00:03:00,458 right back where you came from. 84 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:03,511 I'm surprised he hasn't come sniffing around already. 85 00:03:03,546 --> 00:03:06,130 Well, what am I supposed to do, just sit here and hide? 86 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:08,215 See a movie, go to a museum. 87 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:11,018 Catch up on what's happened over the past few thousand years. 88 00:03:11,054 --> 00:03:12,273 You'd be surprised. 89 00:03:12,274 --> 00:03:13,501 Yes. I suppose a lot has changed. 90 00:03:13,525 --> 00:03:14,835 I mean, who would've predicted you would've 91 00:03:14,859 --> 00:03:16,726 taken on this human job? 92 00:03:17,402 --> 00:03:19,719 I'm a punisher, Mother. It's what I've always done. 93 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:21,887 The only thing that changed was the locale. 94 00:03:22,948 --> 00:03:24,080 (scoffs) 95 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:29,104 (♪ "If You Wanna Leave" by Thorbjørn Risager & The Black Tornado, playing ♪ ) 96 00:03:30,589 --> 00:03:32,005 I know what you're thinking, 97 00:03:32,040 --> 00:03:33,808 but I was assisting on a stakeout that went long, 98 00:03:33,809 --> 00:03:35,976 and I'm really sorry, but I promise you, 99 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:37,778 I will make it up to you, okay? 100 00:03:37,813 --> 00:03:40,364 How? 101 00:03:41,784 --> 00:03:45,452 Double fudge, your favorite. 102 00:03:47,156 --> 00:03:49,289 You're lucky I like you. 103 00:03:52,128 --> 00:03:53,410 (sighs) 104 00:03:53,462 --> 00:03:54,711 Hey. 105 00:03:54,747 --> 00:03:56,213 Hey. 106 00:03:56,248 --> 00:03:58,332 Thank you for letting me do the pickup here at work. 107 00:03:58,334 --> 00:04:00,918 I've just been running around a lot since the demotion. 108 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:02,419 You know, helping out 109 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:03,587 on everyone else's cases. 110 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,389 Yeah. It's fine, it's fine. 111 00:04:05,424 --> 00:04:07,808 Are we still going on our family camping trip? 112 00:04:07,843 --> 00:04:09,143 Oh, uh... 113 00:04:09,178 --> 00:04:12,930 We're still ler... working out the logistics of that. 114 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:15,065 Of the trip. 115 00:04:16,819 --> 00:04:18,101 (clears throat) 116 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,187 Look, I know that you're still mad at me. 117 00:04:20,189 --> 00:04:22,156 I deserve it. 118 00:04:22,191 --> 00:04:25,325 But this stuff between us is starting to affect Trixie. 119 00:04:25,361 --> 00:04:27,778 So I think that we need to talk later. 120 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:29,613 (phone ringing) 121 00:04:29,665 --> 00:04:31,665 Yeah, yeah. We should. 122 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,783 You're right. 123 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:34,034 Uh, Decker. 124 00:04:34,086 --> 00:04:36,837 Okay, yeah. Two seconds. 125 00:04:39,375 --> 00:04:42,042 MAN: I was stupid. 126 00:04:42,044 --> 00:04:43,877 And I'm sorry. 127 00:04:43,929 --> 00:04:45,929 (indistinct police radio chatter) 128 00:04:45,965 --> 00:04:48,131 Victim's name was Nicholas Sands, 35. 129 00:04:48,184 --> 00:04:51,218 Worked as an exec at the Internet startup called Wobble. 130 00:04:51,220 --> 00:04:53,070 Wobble? 131 00:04:53,105 --> 00:04:55,272 Please tell me that's a pornography site. 132 00:04:55,307 --> 00:04:58,108 Oh, no, no. Wobble's like a next gen Facebook, you know? 133 00:04:58,143 --> 00:05:00,394 People post updates, photos, links. 134 00:05:00,396 --> 00:05:02,257 Mine's mostly slo-mo videos of me doing cannonballs 135 00:05:02,281 --> 00:05:03,291 onto inflatable pool toys. 136 00:05:03,315 --> 00:05:05,699 You should check it out. 137 00:05:05,734 --> 00:05:07,951 I'll pass, but thank you. 138 00:05:07,987 --> 00:05:09,953 Nick's confession was posted to his Wobble account 139 00:05:09,989 --> 00:05:11,405 six hours ago, right around the time of death. 140 00:05:11,407 --> 00:05:15,242 Which means whoever did this wanted us to find that video. 141 00:05:15,244 --> 00:05:17,961 So we could see how weepy this chap was before he died. 142 00:05:17,997 --> 00:05:19,947 Now, that is cruel. 143 00:05:19,982 --> 00:05:22,249 Ella, do we know how the fire started? 144 00:05:22,301 --> 00:05:24,051 Any chemicals we can trace? 145 00:05:24,086 --> 00:05:26,587 So far, all we've got is paraffin oil. 146 00:05:26,589 --> 00:05:29,473 Which is highly flammable, but also, like, everywhere. 147 00:05:29,508 --> 00:05:32,476 Even in crayons, so color at your own risk. 148 00:05:32,511 --> 00:05:34,595 Doesn't help us narrow the suspects. 149 00:05:34,647 --> 00:05:35,896 Yeah, but this might. 150 00:05:35,931 --> 00:05:37,514 Okay, so based on the burn pattern, 151 00:05:37,566 --> 00:05:39,683 which is pretty gnarly in this case, 152 00:05:39,735 --> 00:05:42,185 it looks like the highest concentration of accelerant 153 00:05:42,238 --> 00:05:43,770 was placed, well... 154 00:05:43,772 --> 00:05:45,239 here. 155 00:05:48,527 --> 00:05:50,677 LUCIFER: Goodness gracious, 156 00:05:50,713 --> 00:05:51,878 great balls of fire. 157 00:05:51,914 --> 00:05:52,427 Lucifer. 158 00:05:52,428 --> 00:05:53,328 I mean, I've heard of hot pants, 159 00:05:53,332 --> 00:05:54,665 but this really brings new meaning 160 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:55,996 to the term "fire crotch," doesn't it? 161 00:05:55,997 --> 00:05:56,615 Lucifer. 162 00:05:56,619 --> 00:05:57,784 Wait. I have more. 163 00:05:57,786 --> 00:05:58,752 Smokey Bobinson. 164 00:05:58,787 --> 00:06:00,120 Weekend at Burnie's. 165 00:06:00,172 --> 00:06:01,172 His burning bush? 166 00:06:01,206 --> 00:06:03,340 Oh. Very good. (chuckles) 167 00:06:03,375 --> 00:06:05,342 That was actually me, by the way, 168 00:06:05,377 --> 00:06:06,162 so don't tell anyone. 169 00:06:06,186 --> 00:06:06,961 CHLOE: Hey, guys? 170 00:06:06,962 --> 00:06:08,295 Dead body. 171 00:06:08,347 --> 00:06:10,130 Can you please take this seriously? 172 00:06:10,132 --> 00:06:12,766 I assure you, Detective, I'm taking this very seriously. 173 00:06:12,801 --> 00:06:14,101 Look at this. 174 00:06:14,136 --> 00:06:16,603 Our killer was clearly punishing his victim. 175 00:06:18,107 --> 00:06:19,273 And? 176 00:06:19,308 --> 00:06:21,191 And punishing is my job. 177 00:06:21,226 --> 00:06:22,643 So if there's someone out there 178 00:06:22,645 --> 00:06:24,778 stealing my jam, I need to find out who. 179 00:06:25,981 --> 00:06:27,977 It's game bloody on. 180 00:06:27,978 --> 00:06:31,478 ♪ Lucifer 2x03 ♪ Sin-Eater Original Air Date on October 10, 2016 181 00:06:31,479 --> 00:06:32,879 ♪ Oh! ♪ 182 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:39,680 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man 183 00:06:41,912 --> 00:06:44,796 CHLOE: Do not touch the charred crotch. 184 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,550 Is a sentence I never thought I'd say out loud. 185 00:06:48,585 --> 00:06:50,719 It's vicious work. 186 00:06:50,754 --> 00:06:52,470 I mean, I reserve this kind of treatment 187 00:06:52,506 --> 00:06:54,673 for the truly terrible in Hell. 188 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:56,474 Pedophiles, Nazis. 189 00:06:56,510 --> 00:06:58,393 People who put their seats back on a plane. 190 00:06:58,428 --> 00:07:02,230 Uh-huh. Seeing as the nature of the crime is so specific, 191 00:07:02,266 --> 00:07:04,733 we need to figure out who had a personal grudge 192 00:07:04,768 --> 00:07:07,819 against the victim. Hmm. 193 00:07:07,854 --> 00:07:12,190 Uh, by the way, you've skipped a spot, there. 194 00:07:12,192 --> 00:07:13,825 Oh. (chuckles) 195 00:07:13,860 --> 00:07:15,076 Yeah, it's not like you 196 00:07:15,112 --> 00:07:17,495 to miss a step in the clothing department. 197 00:07:17,531 --> 00:07:19,058 Yes, well, I had to rush out this morning. 198 00:07:19,082 --> 00:07:20,760 I've got an unexpected houseguest I can't get rid of. 199 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:23,168 Oh, right. New lady friend that you can't shake. 200 00:07:23,203 --> 00:07:25,036 A rather old one, actually. 201 00:07:25,038 --> 00:07:30,041 Yeah, I know how... complicated exes can be. 202 00:07:30,043 --> 00:07:31,626 What? She's not an ex. 203 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:33,428 OFFICER: You should see this, Detective. 204 00:07:33,463 --> 00:07:34,713 Thanks. 205 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,047 What is it? 206 00:07:36,099 --> 00:07:38,800 E-mails from Nick's supervisor at Wobble. 207 00:07:38,852 --> 00:07:40,719 A woman by the name of Leila Simms. 208 00:07:40,771 --> 00:07:41,864 Let me guess, something riveting 209 00:07:41,888 --> 00:07:43,521 about the latest quarterly report? 210 00:07:43,557 --> 00:07:44,389 "How could you? 211 00:07:44,441 --> 00:07:46,024 "I should have known better. 212 00:07:46,059 --> 00:07:47,692 You won't get away with this." 213 00:07:47,728 --> 00:07:50,195 "I'll burn you starting with your man parts"? 214 00:07:51,481 --> 00:07:53,064 No. (sighs) 215 00:07:53,066 --> 00:07:53,886 Still, that's a pretty good lead. 216 00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,336 Yep. 217 00:07:58,905 --> 00:08:01,573 CHLOE: Do not... touch... 218 00:08:01,575 --> 00:08:03,708 the charred crotch. 219 00:08:06,330 --> 00:08:10,415 And Nick was so... sweet and charming. 220 00:08:10,417 --> 00:08:12,133 How could someone do such a thing? 221 00:08:12,169 --> 00:08:14,085 So, Leila, you were his supervisor. 222 00:08:14,087 --> 00:08:16,087 How well did you know him? 223 00:08:16,139 --> 00:08:17,472 We dated briefly, a while ago. 224 00:08:17,507 --> 00:08:18,673 LUCIFER: Oh. 225 00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,093 (sighs) 226 00:08:22,095 --> 00:08:23,812 Would you say things sort of flamed out, 227 00:08:23,847 --> 00:08:25,263 or did they end in more of 228 00:08:25,315 --> 00:08:26,514 a blaze of glory? 229 00:08:26,566 --> 00:08:28,266 Lucifer. You're right, far too subtle. 230 00:08:28,268 --> 00:08:30,268 Why did you torture the poor young man to death? 231 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:32,487 Torture him? 232 00:08:33,357 --> 00:08:35,323 Oh, God. 233 00:08:35,359 --> 00:08:37,275 You think I had something to do with this? 234 00:08:37,327 --> 00:08:38,943 Well, we know about the angry e-mails. 235 00:08:38,945 --> 00:08:40,412 I was pissed off. 236 00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:42,947 He shared pictures of us together. 237 00:08:42,949 --> 00:08:44,165 Mm, mid-coitus? 238 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:45,845 If so, we'll have to confiscate those immediately. 239 00:08:45,869 --> 00:08:47,335 No. 240 00:08:47,371 --> 00:08:48,371 Just of us 241 00:08:48,422 --> 00:08:49,422 at-at dinner. 242 00:08:49,456 --> 00:08:50,955 But I'm his boss, 243 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,624 and inter-office romance is frowned upon here. 244 00:08:52,626 --> 00:08:53,842 Well, it hardly seems worthy 245 00:08:53,877 --> 00:08:56,428 of lighting a man's Johnson on fire. 246 00:08:57,881 --> 00:08:59,681 Wait. 247 00:08:59,716 --> 00:09:01,433 Is that how he died? 248 00:09:02,602 --> 00:09:04,185 There's something you should see. 249 00:09:07,190 --> 00:09:08,139 (intercom beeps) 250 00:09:08,141 --> 00:09:10,308 Ray, can you come in here, please? 251 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,478 Ray, I'm gonna need you to pull up the video 252 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,563 of Tommy at the company retreat. 253 00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:17,115 RAY: The video of Tommy? 254 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:18,733 Ray's head of our H.R. 255 00:09:18,785 --> 00:09:20,535 Being protective is part of his job. 256 00:09:20,570 --> 00:09:22,120 Do it, Ray. 257 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:26,491 Nick was a charmer, but he had a tendency 258 00:09:26,543 --> 00:09:28,543 to be a little harsh with interns. 259 00:09:28,578 --> 00:09:30,829 Aka, he could be a real dick. 260 00:09:32,499 --> 00:09:33,715 As you'll see. 261 00:09:39,089 --> 00:09:40,672 - Aah! Aah! - (laughter) 262 00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,590 My balls! Get it off! 263 00:09:42,642 --> 00:09:45,143 (laughter continues) 264 00:09:45,178 --> 00:09:47,011 (laughing) 265 00:09:48,231 --> 00:09:50,065 Come on, that is quite funny. 266 00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:52,016 LEILA: Nick posted the video shortly after the retreat, 267 00:09:52,018 --> 00:09:54,319 and even though it was quickly taken down, 268 00:09:54,354 --> 00:09:55,520 everyone saw it. 269 00:09:55,522 --> 00:09:58,356 Tommy was a laughingstock. 270 00:09:58,408 --> 00:09:59,858 He quit pretty soon after. 271 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:01,826 Certainly looks like motive. 272 00:10:03,113 --> 00:10:04,245 Huh. 273 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:10,001 What can you tell me about Nick Sand's death? 274 00:10:10,036 --> 00:10:12,270 Just that the bastard finally got what he deserved. 275 00:10:12,305 --> 00:10:15,090 Okay. And why did he deserve it? 276 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:17,492 As soon as I took the job at Wobble, 277 00:10:17,527 --> 00:10:19,427 Nick made it his personal mission 278 00:10:19,463 --> 00:10:21,379 to make my life hell. 279 00:10:21,415 --> 00:10:23,698 Sabotaging my work, terrorizing me, 280 00:10:23,734 --> 00:10:25,917 making me the butt of all of his jokes. 281 00:10:25,952 --> 00:10:28,303 Or the balls, in this case? 282 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:30,822 TOMMY: That stupid video was 283 00:10:30,857 --> 00:10:32,707 my breaking point. 284 00:10:32,743 --> 00:10:35,643 Everyone saw it. Everyone laughed at me! 285 00:10:35,695 --> 00:10:37,479 No one's laughing now, Tommy. 286 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:40,231 So after everything that happened, what, 287 00:10:40,267 --> 00:10:42,767 you-you wanted to make him feel your pain? 288 00:10:42,803 --> 00:10:44,836 He deserved what happened to him. 289 00:10:44,871 --> 00:10:47,322 Yeah, but you're not answering the question. 290 00:10:49,126 --> 00:10:51,376 Did you kill Nick? 291 00:10:52,379 --> 00:10:54,140 LUCIFER: I understand punishment all too well, Tommy, 292 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:57,715 and Nick deserved to be punished. 293 00:10:57,751 --> 00:10:59,501 He did, didn't he? 294 00:10:59,553 --> 00:11:01,531 LUCIFER: Mm. He took your dignity, and so you had to 295 00:11:01,555 --> 00:11:02,921 take your revenge. 296 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:06,341 There was no other way to get your proverbial balls back. 297 00:11:06,393 --> 00:11:07,926 So tell me... 298 00:11:09,563 --> 00:11:10,979 ...did you desire... 299 00:11:11,014 --> 00:11:12,347 I killed him. 300 00:11:12,399 --> 00:11:14,682 Oh. 301 00:11:14,734 --> 00:11:16,100 Well, that took 302 00:11:16,102 --> 00:11:18,570 all the fun out of it. 303 00:11:20,357 --> 00:11:22,273 That did not go how I expected. 304 00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:24,826 Oh, come now, Detective. He obviously wanted people 305 00:11:24,861 --> 00:11:26,494 to know that he got his revenge. 306 00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,530 Now our would-be punisher's brought to justice, 307 00:11:28,582 --> 00:11:31,916 and the field is mine again... 308 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,536 What on earth is she doing here? 309 00:11:34,588 --> 00:11:36,171 CHLOE: Charlotte Richards. 310 00:11:36,206 --> 00:11:38,206 The defense attorney we saved, remember? 311 00:11:38,258 --> 00:11:40,925 She must be back here defending some scumbag. 312 00:11:40,961 --> 00:11:44,045 But why are they all being so... chummy? 313 00:11:44,097 --> 00:11:46,881 CHLOE: Well, she used to be a cop, and, oh, yeah, 314 00:11:46,933 --> 00:11:48,633 'cause she's a knockout. 315 00:11:48,685 --> 00:11:50,885 Personally, I'm surprised that you haven't tried... 316 00:11:50,937 --> 00:11:53,054 Pardon me, pardon me. Excuse us. 317 00:11:53,106 --> 00:11:56,207 Charlotte, hello. Do you mind if we have a quick word? 318 00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:58,243 (chuckles) 319 00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:00,995 (quietly): What are you doing here, Mother? 320 00:12:01,047 --> 00:12:02,642 I thought we agreed you'd do something constructive 321 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,049 with your time, like mall walking or a studio tour, 322 00:12:05,085 --> 00:12:06,467 perhaps, but... 323 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:08,386 How did you even find your way here? 324 00:12:08,421 --> 00:12:10,004 Well, it wasn't difficult. 325 00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:13,808 I simply smiled at a male human and asked him to take me. 326 00:12:13,844 --> 00:12:16,155 Need I remind you that Charlotte Richards has a husband out there 327 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:18,096 who's wondering where she popped off to. 328 00:12:18,148 --> 00:12:20,348 And you have a son who wants to take you back to Hell. 329 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,411 So drawing attention to yourself in a police station 330 00:12:22,435 --> 00:12:25,820 in this little... getup, not a good idea. 331 00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:27,989 But I had to see it for myself. 332 00:12:28,024 --> 00:12:30,491 My boy, working, toiling, 333 00:12:30,527 --> 00:12:32,327 amidst humanity's muck. 334 00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,112 Well, I hope it's everything you imagined and more. 335 00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:36,898 Now go see Cabaret. I'm sure you'll find it riveting. 336 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:38,283 I just don't understand. 337 00:12:38,318 --> 00:12:40,652 Of all the things that you could do with your talents, 338 00:12:40,704 --> 00:12:42,654 law enforcement? 339 00:12:42,706 --> 00:12:44,956 Have you considered I might enjoy exploring humanity? 340 00:12:44,991 --> 00:12:46,124 (elevator bell dings) 341 00:12:46,159 --> 00:12:48,293 They eat, darling. 342 00:12:48,328 --> 00:12:49,627 All they do is eat. 343 00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:52,046 And then afterwards, the food comes out changed 344 00:12:52,082 --> 00:12:54,916 and not for the better. 345 00:12:56,670 --> 00:12:58,253 Detective. 346 00:12:59,172 --> 00:13:00,672 I didn't realize 347 00:13:00,674 --> 00:13:02,507 you and Charlotte knew each other so well. 348 00:13:02,509 --> 00:13:05,927 Oh, we do and we don't. It's a long story, really. 349 00:13:05,979 --> 00:13:07,679 Right, shall we go somewhere 350 00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:09,347 to, uh, celebrate solving the case? 351 00:13:09,349 --> 00:13:11,149 No. Not yet. 352 00:13:11,184 --> 00:13:13,017 Tommy was humiliated. 353 00:13:13,069 --> 00:13:14,852 Makes sense why he'd want to kill Nick. 354 00:13:14,854 --> 00:13:16,654 But something just doesn't sit right. 355 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:19,240 Detective, you, of all people, should know how good it feels 356 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,794 to punish someone who's wronged you. 357 00:13:20,795 --> 00:13:21,546 How so? 358 00:13:21,570 --> 00:13:22,661 Oh, come now. 359 00:13:22,662 --> 00:13:25,580 You may not be roasting Dan's chestnuts-- yet-- 360 00:13:25,615 --> 00:13:28,082 but a shoulder shrug here, a dismissive look there 361 00:13:28,118 --> 00:13:29,132 could be just as effective. 362 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,085 Okay, fine. 363 00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:32,265 Maybe I've been a little hard on Dan lately, but he deserves it. 364 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:33,871 And I'm sure you found it very satisfying. 365 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:34,872 But have you considered 366 00:13:34,874 --> 00:13:36,174 for just one moment 367 00:13:36,209 --> 00:13:39,877 how your fighting affects those caught in the middle? 368 00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,379 You mean Trixie? 369 00:13:41,431 --> 00:13:43,047 What? No, I mean me. 370 00:13:43,099 --> 00:13:44,849 Think how terribly bored I am by it all. 371 00:13:44,884 --> 00:13:47,435 Ah, look, there he is. Now's your chance 372 00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:50,021 to stop with your "will they, won't they" nonsense. 373 00:13:50,056 --> 00:13:50,972 It's not that simple. 374 00:13:51,024 --> 00:13:51,973 I'm avoiding a difficult conversation. 375 00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,107 Well, I... 376 00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:55,226 Hi. 377 00:13:55,228 --> 00:13:56,778 There's something you got to see. 378 00:13:56,813 --> 00:13:58,758 Another apology video dropped along with another body. 379 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:00,949 MAN: I know it was wrong! 380 00:14:00,984 --> 00:14:04,202 I shouldn't have posted that video! 381 00:14:04,237 --> 00:14:06,904 She didn't deserve to be humiliated like that. 382 00:14:06,906 --> 00:14:09,407 (sobs): I'm sorry. 383 00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:11,459 ♪ ♪ 384 00:14:34,517 --> 00:14:36,317 CHLOE: (sighs) Two murders. 385 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,652 Same M.O. 386 00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:40,104 But Tommy was already in custody when this guy was killed. 387 00:14:40,156 --> 00:14:41,773 There's no way he did this. 388 00:14:41,825 --> 00:14:43,574 LUCIFER: Tommy wanted his dignity back. 389 00:14:43,610 --> 00:14:45,076 Whoever did this 390 00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,795 clearly had a much grander objective in mind. 391 00:14:47,831 --> 00:14:49,163 Ladies and gentlemen, 392 00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:51,199 it looks like we're tracking a serial killer. 393 00:14:57,471 --> 00:14:59,438 Victim's Adam Wiser, 29, 394 00:14:59,473 --> 00:15:01,556 worked as an assistant at a local bank. 395 00:15:01,608 --> 00:15:04,168 Time of death was two hours ago, but apparently he's been missing 396 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,444 for almost two days. 397 00:15:05,479 --> 00:15:07,612 Ooh, that's a long time on a sex rack. 398 00:15:07,648 --> 00:15:10,032 Not a record, but quite impressive. 399 00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,650 Ella, we know the cause of death? 400 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,819 Well, he's got broken ribs, a ruptured spleen 401 00:15:13,821 --> 00:15:17,439 and possible cranial bleeding, which would all totally suck. 402 00:15:17,474 --> 00:15:19,291 And yet, this dude asphyxiated. 403 00:15:19,326 --> 00:15:21,743 He was choked with an apple? 404 00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,462 No. 405 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:26,398 More like an orchard. 406 00:15:26,433 --> 00:15:28,417 We're gonna have to cut him open to get the rest. 407 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:29,718 That's messed up. 408 00:15:29,753 --> 00:15:32,337 Certainly brings new meaning to the term "deep throat." 409 00:15:32,389 --> 00:15:33,839 Why not just kill the guy? 410 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,924 Why all the pomp and circumstance? 411 00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,343 Well, our punisher's clearly sending a message. 412 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,095 Perhaps if we find the video that Apple Boy 413 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:42,931 is apologizing for, we'll know what that message is. 414 00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,184 Hold this. 415 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,268 What are you doing? 416 00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:47,080 The original video was filmed on Nick's phone, right? 417 00:15:47,104 --> 00:15:49,321 What if Adam's doing the same thing? 418 00:15:49,356 --> 00:15:50,489 (dialing) 419 00:15:50,524 --> 00:15:52,357 (phone beeps) 420 00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:55,527 (ringtone playing ♪ "Ms. Jackson" by OutKast ♪) 421 00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:01,700 Be careful, Detective. 422 00:16:01,735 --> 00:16:03,118 Might be a booby trap. 423 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:04,453 (ringtone continues) 424 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,121 (sighs) 425 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,930 The video's already cued up. 426 00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:18,850 Look at this. 427 00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,563 Notice anything familiar? 428 00:16:31,565 --> 00:16:33,365 The ball gag's amaranth. 429 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,684 Just like the apple. 430 00:16:35,719 --> 00:16:38,153 What, so our killer's paying homage to a bloody sex tape? 431 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,622 He's recreating the crimes he's punishing for. 432 00:16:40,657 --> 00:16:42,491 First lighting Nick's groin on fire, now this. 433 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,608 He's upping his game. 434 00:16:43,644 --> 00:16:44,921 Yeah, but what's with the outfit? 435 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:46,985 I mean, other than giving me super creepy flashbacks 436 00:16:47,014 --> 00:16:49,748 to Catholic school, it doesn't add up. 437 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,917 And the woman is not wearing one in the video. 438 00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:55,137 She certainly looks too old to be in school. 439 00:16:55,172 --> 00:16:57,722 Unless she teaches at one. 440 00:16:59,593 --> 00:17:01,593 (siren whoops) 441 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,230 Her name's Sarah Aiken, 27. 442 00:17:05,265 --> 00:17:07,232 Third grade teacher. Cute. 443 00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,985 Not hot, but extra points for proclivities. 444 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:11,520 When she broke things off with Adam, 445 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,939 he uploaded his revenge porn to Wobble. 446 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,942 Some teachers caught wind of it, and she was fired. 447 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,778 Well, maybe she took out both Nick and our loathsome ex. 448 00:17:19,780 --> 00:17:21,196 You know, no harm, no foul. 449 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,772 And no dice because she had no connection to Nick. 450 00:17:23,796 --> 00:17:24,333 Oh. 451 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,702 And shortly after she lost her job, she killed herself. 452 00:17:27,754 --> 00:17:30,755 What, so our poor, sexy teacher's dead, 453 00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:32,791 and our apple-chomping schoolboy's responsible? 454 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,093 And the only other connection we were able to find 455 00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,879 is that both victims posted their illicit videos to Wobble. 456 00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:41,016 So, maybe some sicko saw both videos 457 00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:42,490 and decided to take action. 458 00:17:42,514 --> 00:17:43,353 "Sicko"? 459 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,854 Sounds to me like someone's doing our job for us. 460 00:17:45,889 --> 00:17:48,440 We don't exact vengeance, Lucifer. 461 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:49,941 Well, maybe we should. 462 00:17:49,977 --> 00:17:51,059 As far as I'm concerned, 463 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,195 these little wankers got exactly what they deserved. 464 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:54,279 See you later. 465 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,031 Hey, where are you going? 466 00:17:56,066 --> 00:17:57,532 We have to find out who did this. 467 00:17:57,568 --> 00:17:58,795 Well, I thought someone out there 468 00:17:58,819 --> 00:18:00,702 was stealing my job, but far be it for me 469 00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,737 to stand in the way of excellent work. 470 00:18:02,789 --> 00:18:04,156 I'm off for a drink. 471 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,664 (♪ "Asylum" by Desi Valentine ♪ ) ♪ Hey ♪ 472 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,127 ♪ Hey ♪ 473 00:18:09,163 --> 00:18:11,079 LINDA (chuckles): No. 474 00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:13,632 Honestly, I'm impressed. 475 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:16,134 It's hard going out on your own. 476 00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:19,004 Changing old habits. 477 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,672 I admire the steps you're taking. 478 00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:22,591 Well, don't admire too much. 479 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,476 I'm still coming to Lux. 480 00:18:24,511 --> 00:18:26,394 Hmm, yes. 481 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:27,979 Baby steps are fine. 482 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:31,099 Plus, the view here is... nice. 483 00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:32,234 (chuckles softly) 484 00:18:33,270 --> 00:18:37,272 The real key is to avoid setbacks. 485 00:18:39,276 --> 00:18:44,128 (sighs) Setbacks that are tall, blond and have a special place in Hell? 486 00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:44,663 Mm. 487 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,780 Hi, Maze. 488 00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:48,950 Hi, human. 489 00:18:52,372 --> 00:18:53,922 I need to get rid of that bitch. 490 00:18:53,957 --> 00:18:56,508 Now I know why you're still here. 491 00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:59,094 Why? 492 00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:02,013 You and Lucifer are very close. 493 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:05,517 It's normal that you be jealous of a new girlfriend. 494 00:19:05,552 --> 00:19:06,768 (laughs) 495 00:19:06,803 --> 00:19:07,929 I'm not jealous. 496 00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:08,801 Ah. Mm-hmm. 497 00:19:08,805 --> 00:19:10,291 And she's not his girlfriend. 498 00:19:10,292 --> 00:19:11,104 (chuckles) 499 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,275 She's just toxic. 500 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,143 Lucifer doesn't see it, but I do. 501 00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,562 Oh, so you want to protect him? 502 00:19:17,564 --> 00:19:20,232 I want her to get what she deserves. 503 00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,867 Which, at the very least, is a head-butt. 504 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:23,902 I'll be right back. 505 00:19:23,904 --> 00:19:24,869 Okay, okay. 506 00:19:24,905 --> 00:19:26,988 (chuckles): Okay, maybe... 507 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:28,990 we should start with our words. 508 00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,543 Perhaps as Lucifer's friend, you can talk to him. 509 00:19:31,578 --> 00:19:33,912 Express how you feel. 510 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,714 He won't listen. 511 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,501 But maybe someone else will. 512 00:19:40,837 --> 00:19:41,803 Where are you going? 513 00:19:41,838 --> 00:19:43,588 Taking your advice. 514 00:19:43,590 --> 00:19:45,223 Hey, Man Bun. 515 00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:46,508 Take care of my friend. 516 00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,427 (sighs) 517 00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,680 Why do I even try? 518 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,266 Because you're an incredible woman. 519 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,067 Oh. 520 00:19:56,103 --> 00:19:57,569 Thanks. 521 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:02,357 So, I reached out to Wobble to cross-reference who saw 522 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,975 both Nick and Adam's videos. 523 00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:04,805 And? 524 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:06,245 They lawyered up. 525 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,530 Hid behind privacy laws, and without a warrant, 526 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,016 Wobble won't let us anywhere near their viewership data. 527 00:20:11,051 --> 00:20:15,120 Okay, pull the warrant, and I'm on my way there. 528 00:20:15,122 --> 00:20:18,290 No problem. 529 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,958 Dan. 530 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,343 Um... 531 00:20:21,378 --> 00:20:23,128 So I've been thinking about the trip, 532 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,796 and, um... 533 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,182 I don't think it's fair to put Trixie 534 00:20:27,217 --> 00:20:29,768 in the middle of our problems, you know? 535 00:20:29,803 --> 00:20:31,803 So you want to skip it. 536 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:34,472 No, I want to spare us all heartache and... 537 00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:36,808 I just feel like if we go on the trip 538 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,893 and, you know, we pretend everything's fine, 539 00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,945 then we're just lying to her. 540 00:20:40,981 --> 00:20:43,698 Yeah. 541 00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,266 All right. 542 00:20:45,302 --> 00:20:47,152 (♪ "All Eyes On Me" by Pigeon John ♪ ) ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 543 00:20:47,154 --> 00:20:49,404 ♪ Whoo... ♪ 544 00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,908 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 545 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,161 ♪ Whoo... ♪ 546 00:20:58,665 --> 00:20:59,831 ♪ All eyes on me ♪ 547 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,583 ♪ Revving it up ♪ 548 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,585 ♪ Getting started, time to press play ♪ 549 00:21:06,923 --> 00:21:08,056 ♪ Plugging it in ♪ 550 00:21:08,091 --> 00:21:09,808 ♪ Level ten through the earth shake ♪ 551 00:21:12,512 --> 00:21:14,262 ♪ But we're the wild and the free ♪ 552 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,430 ♪ No controlling... ♪ 553 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,898 Excuse me. 554 00:21:16,933 --> 00:21:17,933 Excuse me. Mom. 555 00:21:17,984 --> 00:21:18,900 Oh. 556 00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,819 What do you think you're doing? 557 00:21:20,854 --> 00:21:22,103 I'm taking your lead, son. 558 00:21:22,155 --> 00:21:23,104 Learning about your beloved humanity. 559 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,156 By dancing at my club? 560 00:21:25,192 --> 00:21:26,219 Well, I saw all the people 561 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,410 on the tables smiling and I wanted to discover 562 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:29,911 what they were so happy about. 563 00:21:29,946 --> 00:21:33,415 Oh, is it possible it's the money that I pay them? 564 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:35,083 It's possible. 565 00:21:35,118 --> 00:21:37,702 But I have to admit that when I started dancing, 566 00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:41,206 rubbing up against the other humans, 567 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,352 I got a tingling sensation... 568 00:21:42,376 --> 00:21:44,008 Okay, that's enough. 569 00:21:44,044 --> 00:21:46,261 Excuse me, excuse me, thank you. 570 00:21:46,296 --> 00:21:47,429 I don't understand. 571 00:21:47,464 --> 00:21:48,991 I thought you'd be pleased by my effort. 572 00:21:49,015 --> 00:21:50,932 Disturbed is more like it. 573 00:21:50,967 --> 00:21:53,685 Are you actually trying to systematically disrupt 574 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:54,912 every part of my life? 575 00:21:54,936 --> 00:21:55,538 No. 576 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:58,056 I'm trying to learn about every part of your life. 577 00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,441 Oh, right. 578 00:21:59,476 --> 00:22:00,975 How's that going for you so far? 579 00:22:01,027 --> 00:22:03,111 Well, quite illuminating, actually. 580 00:22:03,146 --> 00:22:07,115 I understand now why you have this provocative club. 581 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:08,733 I understand why you amused yourself 582 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,260 with that curvaceous savage. 583 00:22:10,261 --> 00:22:10,820 (sighs) 584 00:22:10,821 --> 00:22:12,704 But what I don't understand... 585 00:22:12,739 --> 00:22:14,072 Is my human job. Yes, I know. 586 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,125 It's very simple: I'm a civilian consultant. 587 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,878 But why do you still punish people? 588 00:22:19,913 --> 00:22:21,663 It's what I've always done. 589 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:22,914 That's not true. 590 00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:25,500 That's who your father wanted you to be. 591 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:29,554 Are you still trying to win him over? 592 00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:31,256 Careful, Mother. 593 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,223 Why? 594 00:22:32,259 --> 00:22:34,392 Are you going to punish me? 595 00:22:51,606 --> 00:22:53,188 LEILA: I'm sorry, Detective. 596 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,125 I looked into the two videos in question, 597 00:22:55,225 --> 00:22:57,325 and unfortunately, there was no overlap. 598 00:22:57,326 --> 00:22:58,625 CHLOE: Doesn't make any sense. 599 00:22:58,661 --> 00:23:00,744 I'll need a list of everyone who saw the videos. 600 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:03,914 Sadly, we don't track people, just I.P. addresses. 601 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:07,167 (sighs) Maybe I'm looking at this the wrong way. 602 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:10,004 Can you take me through how your video process works? 603 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,673 Well, our users can upload anything they want. 604 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:14,675 And if we find that the content's inappropriate-- 605 00:23:14,727 --> 00:23:17,811 uh, anything from animal cruelty to beheadings-- 606 00:23:17,847 --> 00:23:19,396 it gets taken down. 607 00:23:19,432 --> 00:23:20,731 By who? 608 00:23:20,766 --> 00:23:22,182 Our content moderators. 609 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,484 Huh. 610 00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:25,436 LEILA: Most of them only last a few months. 611 00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:26,603 Frankly, most people 612 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,689 can't stomach something so dark or upsetting. 613 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:29,625 Right. 614 00:23:29,626 --> 00:23:31,983 (Lucifer laughing) 615 00:23:31,984 --> 00:23:33,582 LUCIFER: God, that has got to smart. 616 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,808 (Lucifer laughs) 617 00:23:34,809 --> 00:23:37,277 Can I see that again? 618 00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:38,978 Lucifer? 619 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:40,947 Oh, Detective. You're here. 620 00:23:40,982 --> 00:23:42,448 Did you know that this room 621 00:23:42,484 --> 00:23:44,317 collects all the best parts of the Internet? 622 00:23:44,319 --> 00:23:45,547 Can I talk to you for a second? 623 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:46,119 Yeah, yeah. 624 00:23:46,121 --> 00:23:47,954 But you got to see this-- a-a naked man 625 00:23:47,989 --> 00:23:49,872 thinks he can jump on the back of a rhino. 626 00:23:49,908 --> 00:23:52,125 (laughs): You'll never guess what he lands on. 627 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,410 Actually, you probably will. 628 00:23:54,446 --> 00:23:56,246 What? You've seen it already? 629 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:00,166 (sighs) 630 00:24:00,218 --> 00:24:01,467 What are you doing here? 631 00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:03,622 Trying to catch our killer. Duh. 632 00:24:03,623 --> 00:24:04,837 I thought you didn't care 633 00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,236 whether this sicko was brought to justice. 634 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:06,974 Oh, I don't. 635 00:24:06,975 --> 00:24:09,642 But then I realized that our killer may have the answer 636 00:24:09,678 --> 00:24:11,978 to a question that I'm, you know, struggling with. 637 00:24:12,013 --> 00:24:13,012 Mm. 638 00:24:13,014 --> 00:24:14,514 Why does he punish? 639 00:24:14,566 --> 00:24:15,732 That's it? 640 00:24:15,767 --> 00:24:18,017 First you want to teach this vigilante a lesson, 641 00:24:18,069 --> 00:24:19,674 and now you want to have a talk with him? 642 00:24:19,675 --> 00:24:20,318 Yes. 643 00:24:20,322 --> 00:24:22,333 And lucky for me, I found out where you were headed. 644 00:24:22,357 --> 00:24:24,574 (chuckles): I mean, these videos are enthralling. 645 00:24:24,609 --> 00:24:26,053 CHLOE: No, I-I can't. I can't watch these. 646 00:24:26,077 --> 00:24:27,637 (growling) LUCIFER: Oh, I've seen worse. 647 00:24:27,662 --> 00:24:29,862 But never so many collected in one single room. 648 00:24:29,914 --> 00:24:31,998 You know, if I ever go back to Hell, 649 00:24:32,033 --> 00:24:34,000 I am getting me one of these. 650 00:24:34,035 --> 00:24:36,002 Selfish bastards get to see everything. 651 00:24:36,037 --> 00:24:38,955 (woman screaming over video) 652 00:24:39,007 --> 00:24:41,174 (scoffs) Yeah. 653 00:24:42,510 --> 00:24:43,793 They do. 654 00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:45,678 I know where the overlap is. 655 00:24:50,218 --> 00:24:53,468 (♪ "Share" by STACEY, playing ♪ ) 656 00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:20,980 (sighs) 657 00:25:21,016 --> 00:25:23,649 (knock on door) 658 00:25:23,685 --> 00:25:26,502 MAZE: Amenadiel, I know you're in there. 659 00:25:27,472 --> 00:25:29,022 (vacuum whirring) 660 00:25:29,057 --> 00:25:30,840 Open up! 661 00:25:33,895 --> 00:25:35,395 (vacuum stops) 662 00:25:36,748 --> 00:25:38,681 Hey. 663 00:25:42,721 --> 00:25:44,704 What are you hiding? 664 00:25:44,739 --> 00:25:46,522 Nothing. 665 00:25:46,574 --> 00:25:47,990 (chuckles) 666 00:25:50,495 --> 00:25:53,679 (laughs): Oh. 667 00:25:56,117 --> 00:25:58,701 I see what's going on with you. 668 00:26:00,121 --> 00:26:01,184 You do? 669 00:26:01,208 --> 00:26:02,373 Sure. 670 00:26:02,374 --> 00:26:05,324 Humans say that rebound sex is important after a breakup. 671 00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,244 You don't have to hide that you're getting some. 672 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:09,729 (laughs) 673 00:26:09,764 --> 00:26:11,264 I'm not. 674 00:26:13,218 --> 00:26:15,468 Right. 675 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:17,937 Of course. I didn't want you to feel awkward. 676 00:26:17,972 --> 00:26:19,856 Silly me. 677 00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:24,861 (sighs) 678 00:26:24,896 --> 00:26:26,596 So what are you doing here? 679 00:26:26,631 --> 00:26:30,283 I have a problem. 680 00:26:30,318 --> 00:26:31,451 I need your help. 681 00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:33,986 There's a new... 682 00:26:33,988 --> 00:26:36,572 woman in Lucifer's life. 683 00:26:36,624 --> 00:26:39,158 I want her gone, but he won't listen to me. 684 00:26:39,210 --> 00:26:41,377 And why do you care? I thought you were 685 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:43,079 stepping away from both of us. 686 00:26:43,131 --> 00:26:44,380 I am. 687 00:26:46,418 --> 00:26:47,507 But before I do, I need you... 688 00:26:47,531 --> 00:26:48,719 I'll talk to him. 689 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,086 Yeah. 690 00:26:53,308 --> 00:26:55,508 Well, that was easy. 691 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:56,843 I'm his big brother, Maze. 692 00:26:56,895 --> 00:26:59,429 I really should start looking out for him more often. 693 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:03,266 Okay. 694 00:27:03,318 --> 00:27:05,101 Thank you. 695 00:27:06,855 --> 00:27:08,438 All right. Thanks. 696 00:27:08,490 --> 00:27:09,989 Dan's working with Wobble to trace 697 00:27:10,024 --> 00:27:11,585 what moderator may have pulled both videos. 698 00:27:11,609 --> 00:27:12,920 Hopefully, we'll have an answer soon. 699 00:27:12,944 --> 00:27:14,544 Then why are you so sure the killer's 700 00:27:14,579 --> 00:27:15,878 one of these misanthropes? 701 00:27:15,914 --> 00:27:17,497 CHLOE: Well, serial killers 702 00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:18,893 usually start with someone they know. 703 00:27:18,917 --> 00:27:20,666 If the killer worked here, they knew Nick, 704 00:27:20,702 --> 00:27:22,919 saw how much the prank hurt Tommy. 705 00:27:22,954 --> 00:27:24,348 So you think seeing someone they recognized 706 00:27:24,372 --> 00:27:27,039 in one of these twisted videos finally made them snap? 707 00:27:27,091 --> 00:27:29,459 Maybe it awakened something in them. 708 00:27:29,511 --> 00:27:32,762 Something that was always there, just fighting to get out. 709 00:27:32,797 --> 00:27:35,548 (chuckles) But... 710 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,518 they were just trying to do a job. 711 00:27:38,553 --> 00:27:40,052 Job no one else wanted. 712 00:27:40,104 --> 00:27:42,138 Well, maybe they chose that for a reason. 713 00:27:42,190 --> 00:27:45,308 No one chooses to be a sin-eater, Detective. 714 00:27:45,343 --> 00:27:48,611 No one wants to be custodian 715 00:27:48,646 --> 00:27:51,447 of the world's filth. Why would they? 716 00:27:51,483 --> 00:27:54,700 Absorbing the worst humanity has to offer, day in and day out. 717 00:27:54,736 --> 00:27:56,235 Changes you. 718 00:27:56,287 --> 00:27:57,904 So you think it's the job's fault 719 00:27:57,956 --> 00:27:59,076 that they started to punish? 720 00:27:59,123 --> 00:28:00,323 People don't arrive broken. 721 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:03,326 They start with passion and yearning 722 00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:06,913 till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions. 723 00:28:06,965 --> 00:28:08,865 Hmm. 724 00:28:10,134 --> 00:28:13,419 Which means... that none of these people did it. 725 00:28:13,471 --> 00:28:14,754 Okay. I'm not following. 726 00:28:14,756 --> 00:28:16,339 Well, look at Tim there, 727 00:28:16,391 --> 00:28:19,225 with the photos of his ugly children. 728 00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:21,677 Ivan and his flowerpots. 729 00:28:21,729 --> 00:28:23,596 Poor Andrea's still hoping Destiny's Child 730 00:28:23,631 --> 00:28:24,981 get back together. 731 00:28:25,016 --> 00:28:25,982 Don't you see? 732 00:28:26,017 --> 00:28:28,734 These people still have hope. 733 00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:31,329 CHLOE: Excuse me. 734 00:28:31,353 --> 00:28:32,272 Yeah. 735 00:28:32,273 --> 00:28:33,694 Who's had this job the longest? 736 00:28:33,718 --> 00:28:34,908 Um... 737 00:28:34,909 --> 00:28:36,108 maybe me. 738 00:28:36,110 --> 00:28:37,693 I've been at it two whole months. 739 00:28:37,745 --> 00:28:39,412 Huh. Oh. Anyone else? 740 00:28:39,447 --> 00:28:40,613 No. 741 00:28:40,665 --> 00:28:42,331 Other than Leila, of course. 742 00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:43,207 Leila, your boss? 743 00:28:43,231 --> 00:28:44,785 Yeah. She stared as a moderator 744 00:28:44,786 --> 00:28:46,752 before the company blew up. 745 00:28:46,788 --> 00:28:48,504 She was the first of us. 746 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,622 Thanks. 747 00:28:50,959 --> 00:28:53,125 Leila knew Nick, she had access to the videos. 748 00:28:53,127 --> 00:28:54,544 If she's behind this... 749 00:28:54,596 --> 00:28:58,097 She's known what we've been doing every step of the way. 750 00:28:58,132 --> 00:29:00,967 Dan, I need you to see if you can trace the videos 751 00:29:00,969 --> 00:29:03,719 to one person in particular now. 752 00:29:03,771 --> 00:29:06,405 (sighs) We're looking at Leila Simms. 753 00:29:11,029 --> 00:29:13,896 I can't believe we had the killer right under our nose. 754 00:29:13,948 --> 00:29:17,066 And she's gone. 755 00:29:17,118 --> 00:29:19,619 Touché, Leila. Touché. 756 00:29:24,434 --> 00:29:26,667 ♪ ♪ 757 00:29:28,948 --> 00:29:30,478 Luci? 758 00:29:31,831 --> 00:29:32,990 Luci, you home? 759 00:29:39,002 --> 00:29:42,120 He's not here. 760 00:29:42,172 --> 00:29:43,955 He left in quite the hurry before. 761 00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:47,926 Think it was something I said. 762 00:29:49,196 --> 00:29:52,046 I'm sorry. Are you his latest, uh...? 763 00:29:52,048 --> 00:29:55,266 Trust me, I'm not his latest anything. 764 00:29:55,302 --> 00:29:57,051 All right. 765 00:29:57,104 --> 00:29:59,220 So, what are you doing here, then? 766 00:29:59,272 --> 00:30:00,939 I'm having a bit of 767 00:30:00,974 --> 00:30:03,958 an existential crisis, I suppose. 768 00:30:03,994 --> 00:30:06,644 I've been known to be a good listener. 769 00:30:06,696 --> 00:30:08,897 Okay. 770 00:30:08,899 --> 00:30:10,565 Uh... 771 00:30:10,617 --> 00:30:12,817 I'm having some trouble with my kids. 772 00:30:12,853 --> 00:30:14,953 Needed to get away from them for a little bit? 773 00:30:14,988 --> 00:30:17,572 No, the opposite, actually. 774 00:30:17,574 --> 00:30:19,290 I'm trying to get closer to them, 775 00:30:19,326 --> 00:30:21,659 but I'm not having much luck. 776 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:26,331 Tell me. 777 00:30:26,383 --> 00:30:28,183 Are you a good son? 778 00:30:28,218 --> 00:30:31,503 I try to be. 779 00:30:31,555 --> 00:30:34,205 Well, then perhaps you can explain. 780 00:30:34,241 --> 00:30:36,391 Would a good son 781 00:30:36,426 --> 00:30:40,478 blindly take his father's side in a divorce? 782 00:30:41,431 --> 00:30:43,314 Would a good son 783 00:30:43,350 --> 00:30:45,850 send his mother to Hell? 784 00:30:45,902 --> 00:30:48,937 And would a good son 785 00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:52,157 stand here right before me, 786 00:30:52,192 --> 00:30:56,377 without a care in the world, plotting to send me back? 787 00:30:59,449 --> 00:31:00,832 Mom? 788 00:31:00,867 --> 00:31:06,371 I thought I would come to Earth to be with my sons. 789 00:31:06,423 --> 00:31:10,341 Instead, Lucifer is obsessed with his human job, 790 00:31:10,377 --> 00:31:12,227 and you're still your father's loyal soldier. 791 00:31:12,262 --> 00:31:16,464 I'm tired of fighting for things that I'm never gonna have. 792 00:31:16,516 --> 00:31:19,717 So just take me back, Amenadiel. 793 00:31:19,769 --> 00:31:21,719 I'm ready. 794 00:31:21,771 --> 00:31:23,521 (sighs) 795 00:31:27,277 --> 00:31:29,227 (sniffles) 796 00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:31,279 No matter what happens, 797 00:31:31,314 --> 00:31:35,450 I will always... love you. 798 00:31:35,485 --> 00:31:37,068 Always. 799 00:31:38,989 --> 00:31:40,655 (sighs) 800 00:31:40,707 --> 00:31:42,373 Leila took down both videos, 801 00:31:42,409 --> 00:31:43,992 killed Nick and Adam, and then led us 802 00:31:44,044 --> 00:31:45,994 by the nose until she had time to escape. 803 00:31:45,996 --> 00:31:47,545 Why didn't I realize it was her? 804 00:31:47,581 --> 00:31:49,547 Because as a punisher, she's quite adept 805 00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:50,999 at avoiding her own medicine. 806 00:31:51,051 --> 00:31:52,600 Quite impressed, really. 807 00:31:52,636 --> 00:31:53,918 (computer beeps) 808 00:31:56,306 --> 00:31:57,505 CHLOE: Hey, Dan. 809 00:31:57,557 --> 00:31:59,841 Yeah, I just saw it. I'm already working on a trace. 810 00:31:59,843 --> 00:32:01,226 LUCIFER: "Judgment Day"? Oh. 811 00:32:01,261 --> 00:32:03,561 People should really be careful how they use that phrase. 812 00:32:03,597 --> 00:32:06,180 It isn't actually due for another couple of years. 813 00:32:06,182 --> 00:32:08,016 She's gonna kill herself live on the air. 814 00:32:08,068 --> 00:32:10,852 What? Well, that won't do at all. 815 00:32:10,854 --> 00:32:13,104 How am I supposed to talk to her if she's dead? 816 00:32:13,156 --> 00:32:15,106 Glad you have your priorities in order. 817 00:32:15,158 --> 00:32:17,442 Thought we were dealing with someone smart and clever, 818 00:32:17,494 --> 00:32:18,693 who tortured with a brutal sense of irony, 819 00:32:18,695 --> 00:32:20,078 but killing herself 820 00:32:20,113 --> 00:32:21,746 whilst humiliating her company... 821 00:32:21,781 --> 00:32:23,748 Doesn't fit the pattern. 822 00:32:23,783 --> 00:32:27,168 Hey, Sharon, can you pull up the video of Leila driving again? 823 00:32:27,203 --> 00:32:29,287 Yeah. Sure. 824 00:32:30,707 --> 00:32:32,290 Pause it there. 825 00:32:32,342 --> 00:32:33,486 What are you looking for, Detective? 826 00:32:33,510 --> 00:32:34,459 Zoom in 827 00:32:34,511 --> 00:32:36,177 to the edge of the seat. 828 00:32:36,212 --> 00:32:37,712 Can you go in tighter? 829 00:32:42,802 --> 00:32:44,936 Well, I know images can be deceiving, 830 00:32:44,971 --> 00:32:47,388 but that looks an awful lot like a gun, doesn't it? 831 00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:49,724 CHLOE: Leila's not our killer. 832 00:32:49,726 --> 00:32:51,726 She's in danger. 833 00:32:51,778 --> 00:32:53,172 You understand this sicko pretty well. 834 00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:54,896 Where do you think he's going? 835 00:32:54,898 --> 00:32:57,899 Well, somewhere linked to her sins, I suppose. 836 00:32:57,901 --> 00:32:59,200 We barely know Leila. 837 00:32:59,235 --> 00:33:00,955 Who knows what the killer thinks she's done? 838 00:33:00,987 --> 00:33:02,427 Well, she runs the company that hosts 839 00:33:02,455 --> 00:33:04,956 humanity's worst depravities, but we know she's not there. 840 00:33:04,991 --> 00:33:06,541 Hey, Dan, how's the trace coming? 841 00:33:06,576 --> 00:33:08,271 The I.P. just keeps pinging back to Wobble's main server. 842 00:33:08,295 --> 00:33:10,495 It's got to be a mistake. 843 00:33:14,668 --> 00:33:17,635 Unless it's not a mistake at all. 844 00:33:21,975 --> 00:33:24,008 You know, if you take away the blinky lights 845 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,593 and add some lost souls, 846 00:33:25,645 --> 00:33:28,146 this place bares a striking resemblance to Hell. 847 00:33:28,181 --> 00:33:29,719 Shh. Listen. 848 00:33:29,743 --> 00:33:30,933 (Leila speaking quietly) 849 00:33:30,934 --> 00:33:34,535 LEILA: My name is... Leila Simms. 850 00:33:36,323 --> 00:33:39,774 I'm one of the co-founders of Wobble. 851 00:33:39,776 --> 00:33:43,111 I wanted to apologize to anybody who's watching 852 00:33:43,163 --> 00:33:46,114 for... for creating a forum... 853 00:33:48,001 --> 00:33:51,002 ...where evil and hate sought a refuge. 854 00:33:51,037 --> 00:33:54,005 And there's Queen Wobble herself. 855 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,124 Yeah, but where's the killer? 856 00:33:56,176 --> 00:33:58,710 And tonight I go down with the ship. 857 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:00,461 (sobs softly) 858 00:34:00,513 --> 00:34:02,730 Right alongside all of those awful sins 859 00:34:02,766 --> 00:34:06,534 that-that I helped give a voice to. 860 00:34:06,569 --> 00:34:09,137 (crying) Please, please. 861 00:34:09,189 --> 00:34:11,356 P-Please, please. 862 00:34:11,391 --> 00:34:13,941 D-Don't make me do this. 863 00:34:13,977 --> 00:34:15,860 Please. 864 00:34:21,117 --> 00:34:22,717 (whispering): There's Ray, the HR rep. 865 00:34:22,752 --> 00:34:26,237 Oh, goodness me, I should have known. 866 00:34:26,289 --> 00:34:28,322 Halitosis-- first sign of evil. 867 00:34:28,358 --> 00:34:29,791 He had all the access he needed 868 00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:32,560 to find his targets and frame Leila. 869 00:34:36,583 --> 00:34:38,216 (sobs) 870 00:34:39,753 --> 00:34:41,569 What are you waiting for? Shoot him. 871 00:34:41,604 --> 00:34:43,254 If he drops that lighter, he'll kill her. 872 00:34:43,306 --> 00:34:44,672 I don't have a shot. 873 00:34:59,592 --> 00:35:02,039 Okay, Detective, this next part will be much easier 874 00:35:02,139 --> 00:35:04,639 if you're not here, so I'm gonna politely ask you to leave, okay? 875 00:35:04,641 --> 00:35:05,807 I'm not going anywhere. 876 00:35:05,859 --> 00:35:07,809 We're gonna figure this out. Just give me a second. 877 00:35:07,811 --> 00:35:09,694 (sighs) 878 00:35:09,730 --> 00:35:13,148 (Leila crying) 879 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,066 All right, no rush. 880 00:35:15,118 --> 00:35:17,319 Whilst you're pondering, I'm gonna go and have a word 881 00:35:17,321 --> 00:35:18,653 with our killer. 882 00:35:18,655 --> 00:35:19,821 That's a great idea. 883 00:35:21,158 --> 00:35:22,824 Sorry, say that again. 884 00:35:24,411 --> 00:35:26,995 I never meant to cause anybody any pain. 885 00:35:28,165 --> 00:35:30,332 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 886 00:35:30,334 --> 00:35:30,969 Yeah. 887 00:35:30,993 --> 00:35:32,718 (whimpering) 888 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,337 Hello, Raymond. 889 00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:37,672 Hate to, uh, blow up your spot, 890 00:35:37,724 --> 00:35:39,619 but I have a question to ask you before you complete 891 00:35:39,643 --> 00:35:41,109 this twisted little mise-en-scene. 892 00:35:41,144 --> 00:35:42,410 Stay back. 893 00:35:42,446 --> 00:35:44,763 I swear I will drop this, and she is dead. 894 00:35:44,815 --> 00:35:46,314 Oh, gosh, there's the halitosis. 895 00:35:46,350 --> 00:35:47,682 It travels, doesn't it? 896 00:35:47,684 --> 00:35:49,768 You should really get that looked at, but first, 897 00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:53,822 indulge me this one simple query. 898 00:35:53,857 --> 00:35:55,190 Why? 899 00:35:58,095 --> 00:35:59,244 What? 900 00:35:59,279 --> 00:36:02,213 Why are you a punisher? 901 00:36:02,249 --> 00:36:04,199 I understand the longing for justice 902 00:36:04,234 --> 00:36:07,202 or the joy of sweet revenge, 903 00:36:07,254 --> 00:36:09,371 but no one's forcing you to do this, 904 00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:12,240 so why would you take it upon yourself? 905 00:36:14,378 --> 00:36:16,594 Because I couldn't take it anymore. 906 00:36:16,630 --> 00:36:18,313 All that evil 907 00:36:18,348 --> 00:36:19,547 is constantly spreading. 908 00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:21,049 I had to do something. 909 00:36:22,552 --> 00:36:24,569 I had to punish them. 910 00:36:24,604 --> 00:36:27,555 You're wrong. 911 00:36:27,557 --> 00:36:29,190 You didn't have to do anything. 912 00:36:29,226 --> 00:36:30,742 You wanted to punish them. 913 00:36:30,777 --> 00:36:32,394 No, that's not true. 914 00:36:32,446 --> 00:36:34,612 Yes, it started with Nick-- that was impulsive. 915 00:36:34,648 --> 00:36:36,564 But then you got a taste for blood, 916 00:36:36,566 --> 00:36:38,233 and it felt good, didn't it? 917 00:36:38,235 --> 00:36:39,451 I was doing my part. 918 00:36:39,486 --> 00:36:40,652 You had big plans 919 00:36:40,704 --> 00:36:41,736 to go on a vengeance quest 920 00:36:41,738 --> 00:36:43,371 until we came nipping at your heels, 921 00:36:43,407 --> 00:36:45,874 at which point poor Leila took the fall. 922 00:36:45,909 --> 00:36:47,242 - An innocent! - No, you're wrong. 923 00:36:47,294 --> 00:36:48,460 And then what, you'd stop? 924 00:36:48,495 --> 00:36:51,046 Get away Scot-free? 925 00:36:51,081 --> 00:36:53,248 (chuckles) 926 00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:57,002 We both know you can't stop because you love it! 927 00:36:57,054 --> 00:36:59,170 Just like the people you punished. 928 00:36:59,222 --> 00:37:00,772 I don't! I... 929 00:37:05,228 --> 00:37:07,095 I do. 930 00:37:09,850 --> 00:37:13,768 I-I like seeing them beg for forgiveness. 931 00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:15,904 You see, the difference between us 932 00:37:15,939 --> 00:37:18,857 is that you became part of the problem, Ray. 933 00:37:18,909 --> 00:37:21,743 Someone deserving punishment. 934 00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:25,246 You're right. 935 00:37:27,451 --> 00:37:28,950 I do. 936 00:37:30,454 --> 00:37:32,087 We all do. 937 00:37:33,457 --> 00:37:35,757 No, wait! 938 00:37:38,595 --> 00:37:40,612 (fire alarm blaring) 939 00:37:48,021 --> 00:37:49,137 (alarm stops) 940 00:37:52,993 --> 00:37:56,611 Man, you really don't shut up. 941 00:37:56,646 --> 00:37:58,446 Congratulations, Detective. 942 00:37:58,482 --> 00:38:01,149 I suppose you could say I look quite extinguished. 943 00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:03,034 Right. 944 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,086 Shall we get you untied? 945 00:38:08,158 --> 00:38:10,875 Burning the midnight oil? 946 00:38:10,911 --> 00:38:13,411 Ha, ha, what can I say? 947 00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:15,630 Being everybody's bitch really sucks. 948 00:38:15,665 --> 00:38:17,665 Yeah, well, it won't last forever. 949 00:38:17,717 --> 00:38:20,802 So I've had some time to think, 950 00:38:20,837 --> 00:38:24,556 and, um... I realize that 951 00:38:24,591 --> 00:38:26,474 I've been really harsh lately. 952 00:38:26,510 --> 00:38:27,475 It's okay... 953 00:38:27,511 --> 00:38:29,727 No, let me finish, please. 954 00:38:29,763 --> 00:38:32,647 I've been really hard on you for a while now. 955 00:38:32,682 --> 00:38:35,400 And I've been... 956 00:38:35,435 --> 00:38:37,602 so upset and so angry. 957 00:38:37,654 --> 00:38:41,673 And... I did, I felt really betrayed. 958 00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:43,491 I know. 959 00:38:43,527 --> 00:38:45,577 But I realize you've... 960 00:38:45,612 --> 00:38:47,862 you've been working so hard to make it right, 961 00:38:47,864 --> 00:38:51,199 and I feel like, for the sake of Trixie, 962 00:38:51,251 --> 00:38:52,884 that we should go on the trip. 963 00:38:52,919 --> 00:38:54,619 You know, we should go, 964 00:38:54,671 --> 00:38:57,622 like we always have. 965 00:38:59,593 --> 00:39:00,875 I can't do that. 966 00:39:00,877 --> 00:39:03,178 Wh... What do you mean? 967 00:39:05,932 --> 00:39:08,149 You were right before. 968 00:39:09,603 --> 00:39:11,402 We shouldn't lie to our daughter. 969 00:39:11,438 --> 00:39:13,555 Okay. 970 00:39:15,642 --> 00:39:18,476 Look, I-I'm always gonna be Trixie's dad. 971 00:39:20,197 --> 00:39:22,780 And I'm always gonna be part of your lives. 972 00:39:22,816 --> 00:39:26,401 But we've been living in the past for too long. 973 00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,739 We're no, we're no good for Trixie 974 00:39:31,741 --> 00:39:33,658 if we're no good for each other. 975 00:39:37,581 --> 00:39:40,248 But I think we both know the truth. 976 00:39:45,505 --> 00:39:48,056 It's time we get a divorce. 977 00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,269 (elevator bell dings) 978 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,526 Hello, Luci. 979 00:40:12,115 --> 00:40:14,115 Tell me you didn't do it. 980 00:40:14,167 --> 00:40:15,583 Do what? 981 00:40:15,619 --> 00:40:16,868 Don't play stupid with me. 982 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,603 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 983 00:40:19,956 --> 00:40:21,506 Easy, Lucifer. 984 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:23,007 Your brother didn't send me to Hell, 985 00:40:23,043 --> 00:40:24,792 if that's what you're worried about. 986 00:40:24,794 --> 00:40:27,962 But you were so adamant. 987 00:40:27,964 --> 00:40:29,547 I told you, Lucifer, 988 00:40:29,599 --> 00:40:32,383 a mother's love counts for more than you think. 989 00:40:32,435 --> 00:40:34,519 My time on Earth has helped me to realize 990 00:40:34,554 --> 00:40:37,305 that Father has a tendency to overreact. 991 00:40:37,307 --> 00:40:39,807 So you're going against Dad? 992 00:40:41,144 --> 00:40:43,278 Things change, brother. 993 00:40:43,313 --> 00:40:44,896 Do they? 994 00:40:46,366 --> 00:40:48,616 Well, I for one am grateful that we're all just 995 00:40:48,652 --> 00:40:51,986 in the same room, together, as a family again. 996 00:40:52,038 --> 00:40:54,539 Yes, not so fast, Mother. 997 00:40:54,574 --> 00:40:56,324 You see, I did make a promise, 998 00:40:56,376 --> 00:40:58,176 and I am a man of my word. 999 00:40:58,211 --> 00:41:00,011 I told you that you could stay here 1000 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:01,379 until I figured out how to 1001 00:41:01,414 --> 00:41:03,381 reconcile my deal with Dad, 1002 00:41:03,416 --> 00:41:05,333 and now I have. 1003 00:41:05,385 --> 00:41:06,834 So you're going to punish me anyway? 1004 00:41:06,836 --> 00:41:08,836 I am, indeed. And not because 1005 00:41:08,838 --> 00:41:11,723 I've been brainwashed by Dad or I'm trying to prove anything. 1006 00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:15,677 I punish because I'm good at it. 1007 00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:17,812 I like giving people their due. 1008 00:41:19,232 --> 00:41:20,648 Makes me happy. 1009 00:41:20,684 --> 00:41:24,352 I suppose I can't ask for a better reason. 1010 00:41:24,404 --> 00:41:26,154 (scoffs softly) 1011 00:41:26,189 --> 00:41:28,640 Which brings me to your sentence. 1012 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,527 Mother... (inhales sharply) 1013 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:35,663 you shall remain right here on Earth 1014 00:41:35,699 --> 00:41:38,750 amongst the creatures you so despise... 1015 00:41:38,785 --> 00:41:39,968 as one of them. 1016 00:41:40,003 --> 00:41:42,003 Wait. 1017 00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:43,371 You're going to send me 1018 00:41:43,373 --> 00:41:45,707 into the life of Charlotte Richards? 1019 00:41:45,759 --> 00:41:47,458 Mm-hmm. 1020 00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:48,226 Well, how's that supposed to work? 1021 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:49,545 Not my problem. 1022 00:41:49,546 --> 00:41:51,045 And what if I refuse? 1023 00:41:51,097 --> 00:41:53,715 You can't fight this; you're human now. 1024 00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:54,966 But that husband... 1025 00:41:55,018 --> 00:41:56,184 And there's children, right? 1026 00:41:56,219 --> 00:41:57,602 They're going to need things. 1027 00:41:57,637 --> 00:41:59,470 Oh, I'm counting on it. 1028 00:41:59,522 --> 00:42:01,723 But if you truly want to be with your sons, 1029 00:42:01,775 --> 00:42:04,859 then that's the price that you have to pay. 1030 00:42:14,371 --> 00:42:17,205 So be it. 1031 00:42:32,339 --> 00:42:33,721 (gasps) 1032 00:42:33,757 --> 00:42:34,972 (grunting) 1033 00:42:35,008 --> 00:42:36,758 Your money or your life, bitch. 1034 00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:38,726 I-I choose money. 1035 00:42:39,596 --> 00:42:41,729 Does anyone choose life? 1036 00:42:41,765 --> 00:42:42,664 That doesn't very... 1037 00:42:42,688 --> 00:42:43,932 Come here! 1038 00:42:43,933 --> 00:42:45,933 I'll give you what you want! Just hold on. 1039 00:42:45,985 --> 00:42:48,019 I said, hold on! 1040 00:42:51,041 --> 00:42:52,907 (♪ "Old Habits" by Hot Bodies In Motion, plays ♪ ) 1041 00:42:52,909 --> 00:42:55,943 ♪ Old habits, old habits die ♪ 1042 00:42:55,995 --> 00:42:57,662 ♪ Old habits die hard ♪ 1043 00:42:57,697 --> 00:43:00,114 ♪ Old habits, old habits ♪ 1044 00:43:00,116 --> 00:43:03,334 ♪ Old habits die, old habits die hard ♪ 1045 00:43:03,370 --> 00:43:06,003 ♪ Old habits, old habits ♪ 1046 00:43:06,039 --> 00:43:09,290 ♪ Old habits die, old habits die hard ♪ 1047 00:43:09,342 --> 00:43:10,958 ♪ Old habits. ♪ 1048 00:43:11,010 --> 00:43:12,960 ♪ ♪ 1049 00:43:22,877 --> 00:43:29,677 == sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man