1 00:00:01,037 --> 00:00:02,728 Previously on "This Is Us"... 2 00:00:02,753 --> 00:00:04,406 Babe, are you sure that you want to go 3 00:00:04,407 --> 00:00:06,093 - to the grocery store now? - Yeah, I like going 4 00:00:06,094 --> 00:00:08,167 - when the store's not so crowded. - Mm. 5 00:00:08,168 --> 00:00:10,093 I know you don't have a campaign manager. 6 00:00:10,094 --> 00:00:12,787 - I want the gig. - Happy to have you on board, Jae-won. 7 00:00:12,788 --> 00:00:14,340 I know you want to fix things. 8 00:00:14,341 --> 00:00:15,674 Fix me. 9 00:00:15,675 --> 00:00:20,312 But you and your family... 10 00:00:20,313 --> 00:00:23,940 It's just too painful. 11 00:00:46,144 --> 00:00:52,264 _ 12 00:01:02,055 --> 00:01:03,756 - Hi, Nicky. - _ 13 00:01:03,757 --> 00:01:05,190 It's nice to meet you. 14 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:07,359 I'm Dr. Ruiz. 15 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,561 I've been working with the vets here for two years. 16 00:01:09,562 --> 00:01:13,332 So, what's been going on with you? 17 00:01:33,452 --> 00:01:35,882 _ 18 00:01:37,441 --> 00:01:39,142 Therapy works better if you talk. 19 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:47,499 I hate this sad, little room. 20 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:51,036 How's that? 21 00:01:59,512 --> 00:02:02,748 You know we're only 80 miles from Canada? 22 00:02:02,749 --> 00:02:04,883 I've never been. 23 00:02:04,884 --> 00:02:10,189 I almost went once, with my brother. 24 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:12,224 But I didn't. 25 00:02:12,225 --> 00:02:14,993 Why haven't you ever gone? 26 00:02:17,130 --> 00:02:21,200 I can't stand maple syrup. 27 00:02:30,110 --> 00:02:32,144 There's things that happened there 28 00:02:32,145 --> 00:02:35,214 that you can't come back from. 29 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:38,750 You know, they... they make you less human. 30 00:03:00,874 --> 00:03:02,774 - Hey, Doc. - Hi, Nicky. 31 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,377 So, listen, I was thinking... 32 00:03:05,378 --> 00:03:07,513 Before we start today, I have some bad news. 33 00:03:07,514 --> 00:03:10,382 I'm being transferred to a vet center in Arizona. 34 00:03:10,383 --> 00:03:14,453 Our centers all over the country are understaffed. 35 00:03:14,454 --> 00:03:16,355 But you'll be working with Dr. Patterson 36 00:03:16,356 --> 00:03:18,423 and I hear he is exceptional. 37 00:03:25,632 --> 00:03:28,300 Nicky. 38 00:03:53,426 --> 00:03:54,960 Watch your head. 39 00:03:54,961 --> 00:03:57,629 You watch your head, Officer Krupke. 40 00:04:14,214 --> 00:04:16,114 I didn't need you to come. 41 00:04:20,142 --> 00:04:28,560 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 42 00:04:28,561 --> 00:04:30,128 Good morning. 43 00:04:30,129 --> 00:04:33,165 Hey, Randall, slow down. You're gonna choke. 44 00:04:33,166 --> 00:04:35,367 It's the first day of junior high, I want to get there early. 45 00:04:35,368 --> 00:04:37,502 Well, you're not gonna be early if you're in the ER 46 00:04:37,503 --> 00:04:40,472 with Count Chocula lodged in your throat. Chew. 47 00:04:40,473 --> 00:04:42,908 Why do fancy schools start earlier than normal ones? 48 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:44,576 Because we have bigger brains to fill. 49 00:04:44,577 --> 00:04:47,746 Okay, nerd. Well, have fun while we're home all day. 50 00:04:47,747 --> 00:04:49,915 Mom, do we have any cucumber slices? 51 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:51,883 Why do you need cucumber slices? 52 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:54,019 I'm taking a me day. 53 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:57,066 Okay, so if I give you a cucumber and a knife, 54 00:04:57,067 --> 00:04:58,990 can I trust that you're not gonna cut yourself? 55 00:04:58,991 --> 00:05:00,592 I wouldn't count on it. 56 00:05:00,593 --> 00:05:03,161 Mm-hmm. 57 00:05:05,231 --> 00:05:08,433 Hey, Katie girl. Whatcha reading? 58 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,335 Do you think Cindy Crawford's pretty? 59 00:05:10,336 --> 00:05:12,304 She's no Kate Pearson. 60 00:05:12,305 --> 00:05:16,928 Oh, my God, Kate, look, it's Suzanne Somers, 61 00:05:16,929 --> 00:05:18,578 It's the thigh master lady. 62 00:05:18,579 --> 00:05:20,147 - She's in our home. - Ha, ha. Yeah. 63 00:05:20,148 --> 00:05:22,885 Shelley lent me some new aerobics video 64 00:05:22,886 --> 00:05:24,477 that I'm gonna try out in a little bit. 65 00:05:24,478 --> 00:05:26,166 Oh. That's good. 66 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,365 Hey, what's wrong? Are you okay? 67 00:05:28,366 --> 00:05:29,724 I'm just, I'm in a mood. 68 00:05:29,725 --> 00:05:31,016 You know? Mondays are hard. 69 00:05:31,017 --> 00:05:32,503 I know that I've got, like, five days 70 00:05:32,504 --> 00:05:34,238 of the red tape factory ahead of me. 71 00:05:34,239 --> 00:05:37,354 Mmm. Well, I will be here waiting at the end of every one. 72 00:05:37,355 --> 00:05:39,690 Oh. I like that. 73 00:05:39,691 --> 00:05:40,824 Can you guys be gross later? 74 00:05:40,825 --> 00:05:42,356 Come on, Dad, seventh grade's calling. 75 00:05:42,357 --> 00:05:44,492 - Seventh grade is calling. - Seventh grade. 76 00:05:44,493 --> 00:05:45,584 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 77 00:05:45,585 --> 00:05:48,444 Have a great first day. Thanks for the big hug. 78 00:06:08,784 --> 00:06:10,451 Hi. 79 00:06:10,452 --> 00:06:12,553 Hey. 80 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:14,555 - I'm Mr. Lawrence. - I know. 81 00:06:14,556 --> 00:06:18,259 I-I mean, cool. I'm Randall. 82 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:19,560 Nice to meet you, Randall. 83 00:06:20,695 --> 00:06:22,287 - Please, have a seat. - Yeah. 84 00:06:24,599 --> 00:06:26,779 All right, kids, let's open our books to chapter one. 85 00:06:31,473 --> 00:06:33,073 Hey. 86 00:06:33,074 --> 00:06:35,270 - What happened to Jae-won? - He fell a little behind 87 00:06:35,271 --> 00:06:37,178 at mile eight. 88 00:06:37,179 --> 00:06:39,013 You say "mile eight" so casually. 89 00:06:39,014 --> 00:06:41,348 You caught that, huh? Oh! 90 00:06:41,349 --> 00:06:43,717 The Clarke School of Dance grand opening flyers, 91 00:06:43,718 --> 00:06:45,820 - hot off the press. - Yes. 92 00:06:45,821 --> 00:06:47,354 Everybody, take a stack 93 00:06:47,355 --> 00:06:48,789 and give it to anyone who looks like they need 94 00:06:48,790 --> 00:06:51,015 a little rhythm in their life. 95 00:06:51,016 --> 00:06:52,626 Hey, Tess? 96 00:06:52,627 --> 00:06:56,063 I know you're nervous, but, uh, it's gonna be great. 97 00:06:56,064 --> 00:06:58,232 I know. I'm good. 98 00:06:58,233 --> 00:07:00,167 Thanks, Mom. 99 00:07:00,168 --> 00:07:03,103 Oh, you see my article in there? 100 00:07:03,104 --> 00:07:05,482 You mean "Councilman Pearson Unhinged?" 101 00:07:05,483 --> 00:07:06,764 Mm-hmm. 102 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:09,309 "Pearson takes his open door policy 103 00:07:09,310 --> 00:07:11,669 to a new level by removing his office door 104 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:14,915 from its hinges to show that all are welcome for a sit-down. 105 00:07:14,916 --> 00:07:18,404 Pearson spends every Monday listening to constituents..." 106 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:19,758 Is that the article? 107 00:07:20,822 --> 00:07:22,289 Yeah. 108 00:07:22,290 --> 00:07:23,958 Hey, you think I come off as crazy? 109 00:07:23,959 --> 00:07:25,980 No way, man. They called you bold. 110 00:07:25,981 --> 00:07:27,161 They called me different. 111 00:07:27,162 --> 00:07:29,063 - It says you're unhinged. - Well, maybe I am. 112 00:07:29,064 --> 00:07:31,131 - Boom. - Boom! 113 00:07:31,132 --> 00:07:33,701 Oh, uh, sometime today, uh, I'd like to talk to you 114 00:07:33,702 --> 00:07:35,536 about my proposal, if you've got time. 115 00:07:35,537 --> 00:07:36,837 I always got time for you, J-Dubs. 116 00:07:36,838 --> 00:07:39,273 - All right. - I got to hit the shower. 117 00:07:39,274 --> 00:07:41,876 Girls, you have an amazing first day. 118 00:07:41,877 --> 00:07:45,145 You are all radiant women and this town is lucky to have you. 119 00:07:45,146 --> 00:07:47,948 Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. Love you guys. 120 00:07:47,949 --> 00:07:49,884 - Love you, too. - I was talking to my girls. 121 00:07:49,885 --> 00:07:51,852 Sorry. Reflex. 122 00:07:51,853 --> 00:07:55,623 Okay, so this is the brown velvet. 123 00:07:55,624 --> 00:07:58,125 Do you like the soft fabric? 124 00:07:58,126 --> 00:08:01,161 We're gonna have Daddy put up these curtains this weekend. 125 00:08:01,162 --> 00:08:03,670 So gurgle once if you like the velvet. 126 00:08:03,671 --> 00:08:05,399 Can you do that? Can you do that? 127 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,223 Oh, wait, I thought, I was gonna get to see you all dressed up 128 00:08:08,224 --> 00:08:09,904 in your new client-wooing suit. 129 00:08:09,905 --> 00:08:12,439 What, and risk sweat stains before I even get to the office? 130 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:15,010 I'm not a daredevil. I know my body's limits. 131 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:17,044 But you'll get to see it today at lunch. 132 00:08:17,045 --> 00:08:18,512 Thanks again for agreeing to come. 133 00:08:18,513 --> 00:08:20,114 They really wanted to meet my wife. 134 00:08:20,115 --> 00:08:22,316 - Of course. Mwah. - Mwah. 135 00:08:22,317 --> 00:08:25,519 Okay, bye. Can you say bye-bye? 136 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:29,189 Bye. Aww... 137 00:08:29,190 --> 00:08:32,126 - Hey. - Hi. 138 00:08:32,127 --> 00:08:34,495 Hi. We haven't had a chance to introduce ourselves. 139 00:08:34,496 --> 00:08:36,664 We just, um... just moved in. 140 00:08:36,665 --> 00:08:38,343 Could you please tell your husband to stop parking 141 00:08:38,344 --> 00:08:40,142 in the middle of the sidewalk? 142 00:08:40,143 --> 00:08:42,102 Yeah. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just that we have 143 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,837 this storage pod that we're unpacking, 144 00:08:43,838 --> 00:08:45,556 so his car doesn't fit, you know, 145 00:08:45,557 --> 00:08:47,141 - in the driveway. - So park on the street 146 00:08:47,142 --> 00:08:49,710 before I start calling to have your car towed. 147 00:08:50,933 --> 00:08:54,014 Okay. Wow. 148 00:08:54,015 --> 00:08:56,440 We are never going to let Audio 149 00:08:56,441 --> 00:08:57,842 poop in that man's yard. 150 00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:12,917 Damn it. Damn it! 151 00:09:16,136 --> 00:09:17,390 What's going on? 152 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:18,808 - You know the Marlin property? - Mm-hmm. 153 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,809 - We laid the new foundation last week. - Uh-huh. 154 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:23,111 20 minutes ago, Pritchard got a call from the city. 155 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:25,379 Someone on our end forgot to schedule 156 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:26,782 the city water line inspection. 157 00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:28,837 So now, we got to tear everything out, 158 00:09:28,838 --> 00:09:30,338 have the city come take a look 159 00:09:30,339 --> 00:09:32,574 and then start all over from scratch. 160 00:09:32,575 --> 00:09:36,011 Whoever signed off on that permit is done for, no question. 161 00:09:36,012 --> 00:09:37,979 Oh, God. I hope it was Donovan. 162 00:09:37,980 --> 00:09:39,700 I would love to see him go down. 163 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,883 You know, he microwaves fish sticks in the break room? 164 00:09:41,884 --> 00:09:43,075 Who does that? 165 00:09:43,076 --> 00:09:46,488 I signed off on the Marlin permit, Miguel. 166 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:49,945 - What? - That was me. 167 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:57,072 Sir, my uncle Nicky is extremely remorseful 168 00:09:57,073 --> 00:09:59,601 about throwing that chair through your window. 169 00:09:59,602 --> 00:10:01,803 Isn't that right, Uncle Nicky? 170 00:10:03,306 --> 00:10:04,539 Yes. 171 00:10:04,540 --> 00:10:06,274 See? 172 00:10:06,275 --> 00:10:08,343 It says here you have a hearing 173 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:10,111 in veterans' court in two months. 174 00:10:10,112 --> 00:10:15,050 Um, he's facing, uh, up to $250,000 in fines. 175 00:10:15,051 --> 00:10:18,253 Or, uh, ten years in prison. Sir, I mean... 176 00:10:18,254 --> 00:10:20,822 ... the man threw a chair, right? 177 00:10:20,823 --> 00:10:23,458 It's not like he, uh, shredded a Banksy. 178 00:10:23,459 --> 00:10:24,593 Right? 179 00:10:24,594 --> 00:10:27,028 Um, anyway, 180 00:10:27,029 --> 00:10:29,331 his-his court-appointed attorney, um, 181 00:10:29,332 --> 00:10:31,666 said that if he could show that he was committed 182 00:10:31,667 --> 00:10:34,302 to continuing treatment here at this facility, 183 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:36,724 um, that his sentence could be reduced. 184 00:10:36,725 --> 00:10:38,039 Perhaps even pardoned. 185 00:10:40,776 --> 00:10:44,412 I can have Dr. Patterson do an evaluation today, 186 00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:47,382 and we'll assess if Nicky poses a further threat. 187 00:10:47,383 --> 00:10:51,353 If he doesn't, I'll allow him to continue his treatments here 188 00:10:51,354 --> 00:10:54,990 on a probationary basis. 189 00:10:54,991 --> 00:10:57,425 Batman, Robin, 190 00:10:57,426 --> 00:10:58,627 how was your run today? 191 00:10:58,628 --> 00:10:59,961 - Deadly. - Invigorating. 192 00:10:59,962 --> 00:11:01,896 Great job getting the article out there, Shay. 193 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,122 Clearly it got us buzz. 194 00:11:03,123 --> 00:11:05,263 Buzz? They called you "unhinged". 195 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:06,989 What was that, Bernice? 196 00:11:06,990 --> 00:11:10,171 You have drinks with Councilmen Wilkins and Ramirez 197 00:11:10,172 --> 00:11:13,842 at 6:30 tonight to discuss Wilkins' housing initiative. 198 00:11:13,843 --> 00:11:15,269 Don't let this stunt make you late. 199 00:11:15,270 --> 00:11:17,672 I wouldn't miss it. And it's not a stunt. 200 00:11:21,957 --> 00:11:23,457 Hi. 201 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:25,059 Wow. Good morning, everyone. 202 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,284 Uh, thanks for coming here to talk to us. 203 00:11:27,285 --> 00:11:29,296 I'm looking forward to speaking with you all. 204 00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:31,131 Uh, excuse me. 205 00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:33,367 You want me to talk to Bernice about the attitude? 206 00:11:33,368 --> 00:11:35,302 Or find an aide with less attitude? 207 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,395 I can deal with a little attitude. 208 00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:40,074 Bernice has more experience than the rest of us combined. 209 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,242 We need somebody like her around. 210 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,844 Don't worry, my friend, 211 00:11:43,845 --> 00:11:45,768 she'll learn to adore me as much as you do. 212 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,581 All right, who's first? 213 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,388 Hey, my man, hold up a sec. 214 00:11:54,389 --> 00:11:56,490 Is this your first year here, too? 215 00:11:56,491 --> 00:11:57,801 Nope, my third. 216 00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,960 And I read in your teacher bio that you just 217 00:11:59,961 --> 00:12:01,462 moved here from Chicago. 218 00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,998 And you love the Bulls. Well, me, too. 219 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:05,799 Mm. 220 00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:09,303 Well, if it's your third year, then you should know the rules. 221 00:12:09,304 --> 00:12:10,938 I got to write you a yellow slip 222 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,240 for being out of dress code with those shoes. 223 00:12:13,241 --> 00:12:15,976 Yeah, but they're Air Jordans. 224 00:12:15,977 --> 00:12:17,745 Like Michael Jordan wears. 225 00:12:17,746 --> 00:12:22,650 Yeah, but Michael Jordan doesn't have to abide by our dress code. 226 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:25,319 See, look, you want to be in a place like this, 227 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,588 you got to look the part, okay. 228 00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:31,892 That's why I rock a suit. You know, like Arsenio Hall. 229 00:12:33,662 --> 00:12:35,663 Sorry, man. 230 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,944 There he is. 231 00:12:50,945 --> 00:12:53,147 - And this is Jack. - Oh, my God. 232 00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,915 - He's just six months old. - Oh, God, those eyelashes. 233 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:56,116 Right? 234 00:12:56,117 --> 00:12:57,785 That's pretty amazing. 235 00:12:57,786 --> 00:13:00,087 We named him after his grandpa. 236 00:13:02,592 --> 00:13:05,160 Oh, and here she is. This is my wife Kate. 237 00:13:05,161 --> 00:13:07,596 - Kate, please meet Debbie and Arjun. - Hi, how are you? 238 00:13:07,597 --> 00:13:09,498 Toby was just showing us photos of your son. 239 00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:10,866 He's ridiculously cute. 240 00:13:10,867 --> 00:13:12,735 Oh, thank you. 241 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:15,271 Yeah, thankfully, 'cause there's no return policy. 242 00:13:15,272 --> 00:13:17,139 No, there's not. 243 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,174 But we are not here to talk about him. 244 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:20,886 We are here to talk about database servers 245 00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,945 and all of your other IT needs. So... 246 00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:24,246 Your table is ready, folks. 247 00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:25,433 - Come with me. - Great. 248 00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:27,383 Thank you. 249 00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,385 You look great. 250 00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:31,554 Thanks. So do you. 251 00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:35,333 Oh, actually, you know what. Sorry. 252 00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:36,909 I hate to be a pain, but it looks like 253 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,460 we're right below a vent here, 254 00:13:38,461 --> 00:13:41,664 and a cool breeze can really ruin a hot lobster bisque. 255 00:13:41,665 --> 00:13:43,864 They have an amazing lobster bisque. 256 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,764 Uh, do you think we could sit at a different table, 257 00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:46,802 like that one over there? 258 00:13:46,803 --> 00:13:48,470 Sorry, sir, those are reserved. 259 00:13:48,471 --> 00:13:50,706 This is fine. We don't eat bisque. 260 00:13:50,707 --> 00:13:54,143 I was gonna have bisque. I love bisque... 261 00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:58,581 He's actually asking because I... can't fit in the booth. 262 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:02,318 I should come with a label, right? 263 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,954 "May contain uncomfortable moments". 264 00:14:06,256 --> 00:14:09,325 I'm so sorry. There's a table this way. 265 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,493 Thank you. I love you. 266 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:22,068 Hey, boss, you, uh... you got a sec? 267 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,704 Pearson, yeah. What's up? 268 00:14:27,441 --> 00:14:31,377 I was the one that signed off on the Marlin property. 269 00:14:31,378 --> 00:14:33,846 I don't know how I missed that 270 00:14:33,847 --> 00:14:36,115 we didn't have the water line inspection. 271 00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:39,652 Do you know how much your mistake is gonna cost? 272 00:14:39,653 --> 00:14:42,822 20,000. That's money straight out of my pocket. 273 00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:46,726 I'm-I'm sorry. Okay, I don't know how this happened. 274 00:14:46,727 --> 00:14:48,461 I've never made a mistake like this before. 275 00:14:48,462 --> 00:14:50,229 Yeah, but now you have. 276 00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:52,131 It's colossal. 277 00:14:55,089 --> 00:14:56,268 I'm sorry, Jack, 278 00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:58,437 you don't come back from this one. 279 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:08,013 Walk it out, shake it down... 280 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:10,616 Hey, Bug. 281 00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:12,985 Do you want to try this with me? 282 00:15:12,986 --> 00:15:14,711 - Sure. - Really? 283 00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:16,651 Well, sashay on in here, little cutie. 284 00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:18,758 I'll show you how it's done. It's really easy. 285 00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:20,383 All we're gonna do is just follow along. 286 00:15:20,384 --> 00:15:22,004 And don't worry if you mess up. Right? 287 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,295 - Mm-hmm. - See? 288 00:15:23,296 --> 00:15:24,930 See what she's doing? There you go. 289 00:15:24,931 --> 00:15:26,632 Step, touch. Oh. 290 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,710 Now she's going back here. 291 00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:31,337 Hey, Kev, can you get that? 292 00:15:31,338 --> 00:15:34,173 This is interrupting my me time. 293 00:15:41,047 --> 00:15:42,248 Hello? 294 00:15:42,249 --> 00:15:44,683 Hey, hey, Kev, it's me. Um, can you get Mom? 295 00:15:44,684 --> 00:15:45,985 What's wrong? 296 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:47,353 I-I got in trouble, 297 00:15:47,354 --> 00:15:49,054 and Mom and Dad have to sign a yellow slip. 298 00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:51,119 And I just feel like I can't breathe. 299 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,391 I'm really freaking out. 300 00:15:52,392 --> 00:15:54,358 And do you think telling Mom you got in trouble 301 00:15:54,359 --> 00:15:56,388 - will make it better? - Well, I don't know what's happening. 302 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:57,663 I don't know what to do. 303 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,903 Mom, it's Dylan. 304 00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:05,104 I'm going to his house. 305 00:16:05,105 --> 00:16:08,274 I'll meet you by the side door of your school. 306 00:16:08,275 --> 00:16:10,209 Don't call back here. 307 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:31,730 Come on. 308 00:16:31,731 --> 00:16:35,801 Blanket, panda, Bradshaw. 309 00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:39,205 That one's broken. 310 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,474 You have to use the one around the corner. 311 00:16:41,475 --> 00:16:43,075 Hmm. 312 00:16:44,811 --> 00:16:46,479 You know your way around this place, huh? 313 00:16:51,398 --> 00:16:54,420 I come with my mom here. She's seeing a therapist. 314 00:16:54,421 --> 00:16:56,088 My dad said it's good for her. 315 00:16:56,089 --> 00:16:57,957 Gotcha. 316 00:16:57,958 --> 00:16:59,725 Want to play something? 317 00:16:59,726 --> 00:17:01,260 I'll crush Mario Kart. Let's go. 318 00:17:02,823 --> 00:17:05,764 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 319 00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:07,066 - Oh... - Ah, you bit it. 320 00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:08,834 - Your turn. - Yep. Funyun? 321 00:17:08,835 --> 00:17:11,570 - Yeah. - All right. Time for me to shine. 322 00:17:11,571 --> 00:17:13,439 I gave you a chance to drive. You give me a chance to drive. 323 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,363 I can't do very well when you're backseat driving, 324 00:17:15,364 --> 00:17:16,475 chirping in my ear the whole time... 325 00:17:16,476 --> 00:17:18,177 No, I-I'm putting on your rocket booster. 326 00:17:18,178 --> 00:17:20,646 No, no, no! Oh, okay. Well, that helped. All right. 327 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:22,721 Yeah, but you can't block the screen, because I'm trying... 328 00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,851 - Who are you? - Hey, Mom. 329 00:17:24,852 --> 00:17:26,242 This is my friend, Kevin. 330 00:17:26,243 --> 00:17:28,120 - Oh. - Kevin Pearson. 331 00:17:28,121 --> 00:17:30,323 You are not at all what I pictured 332 00:17:30,324 --> 00:17:32,224 when your son said his mom was a vet. 333 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:33,893 Well, you're not at all what I picture 334 00:17:33,894 --> 00:17:35,828 when my son says he has a friend. 335 00:17:35,829 --> 00:17:37,796 For the record, a 40-year-old man 336 00:17:37,797 --> 00:17:39,335 hanging out with a nine-year-old boy is... 337 00:17:39,336 --> 00:17:41,800 - it's creepy. - Oh, definitely not 40. 338 00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:43,168 Well, definitely nine. 339 00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:44,303 Let's get your backpack on, bud. 340 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,005 - Come on. - Okay. 341 00:17:46,006 --> 00:17:47,530 How do I know you? Oh, 342 00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:48,905 you were on a television show. 343 00:17:48,906 --> 00:17:50,933 Um... Who's the Boss? 344 00:17:50,934 --> 00:17:52,711 Who's the Boss? 345 00:17:52,712 --> 00:17:54,713 I'm 39 years old, lady. 346 00:17:54,714 --> 00:17:56,615 I was on a show called The Manny. 347 00:17:56,616 --> 00:17:58,017 - You ever see that? - Uh... 348 00:17:58,018 --> 00:17:59,251 and you're a vet. 349 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,721 No, no, my... Oh, my uncle, right here, he's a vet. 350 00:18:02,722 --> 00:18:05,057 You're the guy who threw a chair at me. 351 00:18:05,058 --> 00:18:07,726 Well, don't flatter yourself, I wasn't throwing it at you. 352 00:18:07,727 --> 00:18:09,962 Mom, can they come to the arcade with us? 353 00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:12,398 Absolutely not. Come on, bud, let's go. 354 00:18:12,399 --> 00:18:14,633 Goodbye now. 355 00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,102 - So? - Hmm? 356 00:18:17,103 --> 00:18:19,705 - Well, how'd it go? - Oh. 357 00:18:19,706 --> 00:18:22,708 He thinks I'm a delight. Welcome back anytime. 358 00:18:22,709 --> 00:18:25,077 You wouldn't be offended if I cross-checked that, would you? 359 00:18:27,493 --> 00:18:28,657 Hey, Doc, hi. 360 00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,950 Uh, I was just wondering how that went with my uncle. 361 00:18:30,951 --> 00:18:34,141 Yes, I'm gonna recommend that we allow him 362 00:18:34,142 --> 00:18:35,988 to resume receiving services. 363 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,423 Great. 364 00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,091 But I don't want you to get your hopes up. 365 00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:42,303 None of us can help someone who doesn't want to be helped. 366 00:18:42,304 --> 00:18:44,205 Excuse me. 367 00:18:48,435 --> 00:18:51,103 Oh, come on. Great. 368 00:19:00,380 --> 00:19:04,883 Robot, giraffe... diapers. 369 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,728 I mean, I busted a ball joint on my car 370 00:19:09,729 --> 00:19:11,557 - on one of those potholes. - I got you. 371 00:19:11,558 --> 00:19:13,173 I'll bring it to the school board. 372 00:19:13,174 --> 00:19:14,816 Hey, Jae-won, can we make a note of that, please? 373 00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:17,196 - Yeah. - Councilman Pearson's office. 374 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,430 Oh, one moment. 375 00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:20,099 Councilman Martell's on the line. 376 00:19:20,100 --> 00:19:22,368 Uh, please keep holding my calls till 6:00. 377 00:19:23,603 --> 00:19:24,903 So, I first noticed it... 378 00:19:28,274 --> 00:19:29,914 Have a great night, Miss Perez. 379 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,382 And that is how we govern in District 12. 380 00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,141 You need to leave for your drinks. 381 00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:40,185 I hear you, Bernice, and I'm one foot out the door. 382 00:19:40,186 --> 00:19:42,054 J, you can prep me on the way? 383 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:45,209 Yep. And maybe we can talk about my proposal, if there's time? 384 00:19:45,210 --> 00:19:46,959 Oh, Batman would love nothing more, Robin. 385 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,360 Can I be someone other than Robin? 386 00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:50,295 I mean, he looks Asian, but he isn't Asian. 387 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,031 - Amadeus Cho, maybe. - Sure, buddy. 388 00:19:52,032 --> 00:19:53,866 You can be Amadeus Cho. 389 00:19:56,169 --> 00:19:57,887 Councilman Pearson, can I have a word? 390 00:19:57,888 --> 00:19:59,996 No, we need to wrap him up by 6:00. 391 00:19:59,997 --> 00:20:01,541 Well, I would have been here at 5:15, 392 00:20:01,542 --> 00:20:02,997 but the number two bus was late, 393 00:20:02,998 --> 00:20:04,843 so I had to walk 20 blocks to get here, 394 00:20:04,844 --> 00:20:09,815 just to complain to you about how the bus system is jacked. 395 00:20:09,816 --> 00:20:12,317 - And it's only 5:59 by my watch. - Sir, 396 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:14,853 why don't you come into my office? 397 00:20:17,023 --> 00:20:19,867 Jae-won, please extend my apologies 398 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,026 to the other councilmen. 399 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:23,829 Tell them I will be there soon. 400 00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,332 Yeah, I know. 401 00:20:27,333 --> 00:20:30,703 Yes! Those nerds loved us. 402 00:20:30,704 --> 00:20:33,372 Huh? You should help me woo clients all the time. 403 00:20:33,373 --> 00:20:35,538 We could star in, like, a TNT procedural, 404 00:20:35,539 --> 00:20:37,409 where we close IT deals. 405 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,111 We'd be cancelled after one season, 406 00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:42,047 but the fans would elevate us to cult status. 407 00:20:42,048 --> 00:20:44,583 - Toby. - Yeah? 408 00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:47,019 - Take your shirt off. - Yeah, bossy. 409 00:20:47,020 --> 00:20:49,755 - Yeah, I like that for your character. - Toby. 410 00:20:49,756 --> 00:20:51,456 Look, I've got, like, a half-day's worth of sweat 411 00:20:51,457 --> 00:20:52,458 under this bad boy. 412 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,955 Trust me, you do not want to see 413 00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:55,390 my matted chest rug. 414 00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:09,374 Uh, holy crap. 415 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:13,159 Like, I knew that you lost weight, but I d... 416 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,620 I guess I just haven't seen you fully undressed. 417 00:21:16,621 --> 00:21:18,495 I've just been so focused on Jack. 418 00:21:18,496 --> 00:21:21,253 Yeah, I mean, I mean, you've had a lot going on. 419 00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:23,122 So have you. 420 00:21:23,123 --> 00:21:26,692 New-mom stress has me up ten pounds. 421 00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:29,935 New-dad stress means that you have Popeye arms? 422 00:21:29,936 --> 00:21:31,770 That doesn't make any sense. 423 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:37,369 Okay, I-I've been going to the gym 424 00:21:37,370 --> 00:21:40,038 over the last few months. 425 00:21:40,039 --> 00:21:42,107 On my lunch break, mostly. 426 00:21:42,108 --> 00:21:46,311 Sometimes before or-or after work. 427 00:21:46,312 --> 00:21:49,515 I've been doing CrossFit. 428 00:21:50,884 --> 00:21:52,084 Why didn't you tell me? 429 00:21:52,085 --> 00:21:55,473 Because you were being this rock star mom, 430 00:21:55,474 --> 00:21:56,709 and I didn't want to make you feel bad 431 00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:59,458 for not having the energy to go to the gym, or 432 00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:02,165 stick to a diet right now, or... 433 00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:07,099 Look, Kate, I had a heart attack at age 38. 434 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:10,602 And with Jack... 435 00:22:10,603 --> 00:22:13,272 He... his life is gonna be challenging enough, 436 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:15,573 he doesn't need to have a dad who's gonna drop dead one day 437 00:22:15,574 --> 00:22:17,309 trying to teach him how to tie his shoes. 438 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:20,852 Oh, like his mom might. 439 00:22:20,853 --> 00:22:22,981 I didn't say that. 440 00:22:25,852 --> 00:22:28,720 - Kate... - I get it. 441 00:22:28,721 --> 00:22:31,290 This just caught me a little off guard. 442 00:22:51,695 --> 00:22:53,096 Jack? 443 00:22:53,526 --> 00:22:54,859 Jack, what happened? 444 00:22:57,026 --> 00:22:58,611 He fired me. 445 00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:01,822 Yeah, I'm done. 446 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:07,961 Miguel... Hey. Hey. Where you going? 447 00:23:07,962 --> 00:23:09,205 Miguel? 448 00:23:09,631 --> 00:23:10,898 Rivas, not now... 449 00:23:10,899 --> 00:23:13,967 Jack has been with this company for almost 20 years. 450 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,507 He's a hard worker. 451 00:23:15,508 --> 00:23:17,312 Has a great relationship with our crews, 452 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:19,715 and he brings the best chili to the company cookouts. 453 00:23:19,716 --> 00:23:22,951 - So if he goes, I go. - Miguel, look, you don't have to... 454 00:23:22,952 --> 00:23:26,581 I am your most successful upper-level account manager. 455 00:23:26,582 --> 00:23:28,140 Five of the eight most lucrative deals 456 00:23:28,141 --> 00:23:31,034 we made last year, I brought those clients in. 457 00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:33,887 So I want you to ask yourself, Pritchard, what's worth more: 458 00:23:33,888 --> 00:23:35,979 the $20,000 that we're gonna lose today, 459 00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:38,247 or the hundreds of thousands that you will lose 460 00:23:38,248 --> 00:23:41,074 when me, Jack, and all my cash-rich clients 461 00:23:41,075 --> 00:23:42,967 walk out of here. 'Cause I will do it. 462 00:23:42,968 --> 00:23:45,770 I will walk out of here today, and I will not look back. 463 00:23:54,422 --> 00:23:58,248 Whew! That was so fun, right, Bug? 464 00:23:58,273 --> 00:24:00,043 I would love to do another one of these tapes 465 00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:02,269 - with you sometime. - Yeah, that would be awesome. 466 00:24:02,270 --> 00:24:04,026 I'm gonna go get some water. Do you want some? 467 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,095 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 468 00:24:28,118 --> 00:24:29,718 What part of "tell your husband 469 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:32,521 not to block the sidewalk" didn't you understand? 470 00:24:32,522 --> 00:24:35,724 Really? Not now. Okay, dude? 471 00:24:35,725 --> 00:24:37,326 I just found out my husband 472 00:24:37,327 --> 00:24:39,027 has been sneaking off to get ripped, 473 00:24:39,028 --> 00:24:42,109 while I'm just here at home taking care of our son. 474 00:24:42,110 --> 00:24:46,502 So really, I'm not in the mood for your stupid curb drama. 475 00:24:49,192 --> 00:24:51,060 I'm sorry you're having a bad day. 476 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:55,010 I had a massive stroke two and a half years ago. 477 00:24:55,011 --> 00:24:56,970 Almost punched my ticket. 478 00:24:56,971 --> 00:24:58,829 I had to relearn how to do everything. 479 00:24:58,830 --> 00:25:02,484 How to walk, talk, even how to chew and swallow. 480 00:25:02,485 --> 00:25:04,787 I finally did it, though. 481 00:25:04,788 --> 00:25:07,356 And a week later, I lost my job. 482 00:25:07,357 --> 00:25:10,159 Oh, I'm so sorry. It's awful... 483 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:11,393 Not done yet. 484 00:25:11,394 --> 00:25:13,519 My only goal right now is to be able to walk 485 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,479 just one pathetic mile. 486 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,905 So every morning, I walk around this block. 487 00:25:17,906 --> 00:25:20,331 I'm not fast, but I do it. 488 00:25:20,332 --> 00:25:21,770 Unless your husband blocks the sidewalk, 489 00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:23,005 and I can't get past. 490 00:25:23,006 --> 00:25:25,274 If he does again tomorrow, I'm keying his car. 491 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,343 This hand still works fine. 492 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,315 This is me storming away! 493 00:25:33,316 --> 00:25:35,367 Don't blink, you'll miss it. 494 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,554 All right, little mamas... 495 00:25:38,555 --> 00:25:40,923 chicken parm is in the oven, 496 00:25:40,924 --> 00:25:44,226 we have 30 minutes on the timer, 497 00:25:44,227 --> 00:25:45,828 catch me up on your days. 498 00:25:45,829 --> 00:25:47,296 I want to know everything. 499 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:50,582 My math teacher looks like Zendaya. 500 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,501 Wait, cute Spider-Man Zendaya 501 00:25:52,502 --> 00:25:55,704 - or HBO drugged-out Zendaya? - Wait, I'll be right back. 502 00:25:58,441 --> 00:26:00,742 What about you, huh? 503 00:26:00,743 --> 00:26:02,574 How was your day? 504 00:26:02,575 --> 00:26:06,148 You make any friends you want to tell me about? 505 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:09,318 Not really. It was pretty average. 506 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:12,287 People, classes, you know. 507 00:26:15,058 --> 00:26:17,326 Hey. 508 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:18,961 You got my text? 509 00:26:18,962 --> 00:26:21,330 Yeah, I'm pretty good at using the phone. 510 00:26:22,732 --> 00:26:24,834 Listen, um... 511 00:26:26,603 --> 00:26:29,238 You hear anything about me in school? 512 00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:32,382 No. Like what? 513 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,507 I mean, you running for student council 514 00:26:34,508 --> 00:26:36,745 or something lame like that? 515 00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,808 No, no. Not quite. Um... 516 00:26:43,519 --> 00:26:47,155 Thing is, I-I, I have a daughter. 517 00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:49,625 She's six months old. 518 00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,227 I knew you might hear about it at school, 519 00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:55,797 and I didn't want to tell you over text. 520 00:26:55,798 --> 00:27:00,969 Her-her, her mom and I were together for a while, and... 521 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:03,505 ... well, she got pregnant. 522 00:27:03,506 --> 00:27:07,075 See, her-her parents wanted to put Janelle... 523 00:27:07,076 --> 00:27:10,712 that's my girl, Janelle, um... 524 00:27:10,713 --> 00:27:12,247 wanted to put her up for adoption, 525 00:27:12,248 --> 00:27:13,949 but me, me and my parents didn't want that, 526 00:27:13,950 --> 00:27:16,985 so... so we got her. 527 00:27:26,396 --> 00:27:29,481 Hey, I did the session. 528 00:27:29,482 --> 00:27:31,600 You want to go to jail? 529 00:27:31,601 --> 00:27:32,859 Is that what you want? 530 00:27:32,860 --> 00:27:33,962 Because that's what your future holds 531 00:27:33,963 --> 00:27:35,264 if you don't start taking this seriously. 532 00:27:35,265 --> 00:27:36,729 Yeah, well, at least if I go to jail, 533 00:27:36,730 --> 00:27:39,523 you won't keep coming around to bust my balls. 534 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,415 Hey! What?! 535 00:27:41,416 --> 00:27:43,475 Did you know that I was sober for over a year? 536 00:27:43,476 --> 00:27:45,701 And then I came here and I met you, 537 00:27:45,702 --> 00:27:47,468 and then, guess what, I started drinking again. 538 00:27:47,469 --> 00:27:49,418 - Did you know that? - I didn't ask you to come back. 539 00:27:49,419 --> 00:27:50,652 Well, I did. 540 00:27:50,653 --> 00:27:53,178 I'm your brother's son, all right? 541 00:27:53,179 --> 00:27:55,780 And I have come here twice now for you. 542 00:27:57,117 --> 00:27:59,450 And if you're not gonna show me a little bit of gratitude, 543 00:27:59,451 --> 00:28:01,920 perhaps you can search deep down inside somewhere, 544 00:28:01,921 --> 00:28:04,155 and find, like, an ounce of understanding. 545 00:28:06,659 --> 00:28:09,060 Damn, I need a meeting. You know, this... 546 00:28:10,996 --> 00:28:12,997 I'm going to a meeting, and you're coming with me, okay? 547 00:28:12,998 --> 00:28:15,533 And I don't give a damn if you wait in the car or not, 548 00:28:15,534 --> 00:28:17,468 but I'm not leaving you here, and I need a meeting, 549 00:28:17,469 --> 00:28:18,469 so let's go. 550 00:28:20,139 --> 00:28:22,140 Get up. Let's go. 551 00:28:26,297 --> 00:28:28,126 Hey. You okay? 552 00:28:28,127 --> 00:28:29,952 What'd you do? 553 00:28:29,953 --> 00:28:31,449 I was out of dress code. 554 00:28:31,450 --> 00:28:34,252 That's what you're freaking out about? 555 00:28:34,253 --> 00:28:36,482 What, was your shirt not tucked deep enough 556 00:28:36,483 --> 00:28:39,023 - into your old man pants? - This is not funny! 557 00:28:40,659 --> 00:28:43,127 Come on. Let me see your slip. 558 00:28:45,764 --> 00:28:49,367 You want Mom in a hurry or Mom before bed? 559 00:28:49,368 --> 00:28:51,527 Never mind. 560 00:28:51,528 --> 00:28:53,571 - Wait, you can't do that! - It's fine. 561 00:28:53,572 --> 00:28:54,789 I do this all the time. 562 00:28:54,790 --> 00:28:57,742 This way Mom and Dad will never know 563 00:28:57,743 --> 00:28:59,744 you got in trouble. 564 00:28:59,745 --> 00:29:01,638 Come on, man, just calm down. 565 00:29:03,549 --> 00:29:06,084 It's gonna be okay. Calm down. 566 00:29:07,844 --> 00:29:09,420 I don't know how they let the quarterback 567 00:29:09,421 --> 00:29:11,804 who won them the Super Bowl become a free agent. 568 00:29:11,805 --> 00:29:14,536 You sure the Eagles roster is outside your purview? 569 00:29:14,537 --> 00:29:16,737 Mr. Morris, I'm gonna take your experiences 570 00:29:16,738 --> 00:29:18,363 to the Transportation Committee. 571 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:20,932 - I really appreciate it, Councilman. - I appreciate you, sir. 572 00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,001 - Take care. - 6:52. 573 00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:24,636 Oh, my goodness, I know, Bernice. 574 00:29:24,637 --> 00:29:26,638 I'm headed over there now. 575 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,339 Uh, excuse me. 576 00:29:28,340 --> 00:29:30,942 Sir, that door's off the hinges on purpose. 577 00:29:30,943 --> 00:29:33,144 I just got a call about putting it back. 578 00:29:33,145 --> 00:29:36,281 Having the door off is a fire hazard. 579 00:29:39,985 --> 00:29:41,452 Uh, excuse me, everyone, 580 00:29:41,453 --> 00:29:43,221 could you, could you give us the room? 581 00:29:45,394 --> 00:29:46,461 Please. 582 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:58,069 I think I've been pretty patient with all the eye rolls 583 00:29:58,070 --> 00:30:00,438 and the sighs and the attitude. 584 00:30:02,185 --> 00:30:03,374 To be clear... 585 00:30:03,375 --> 00:30:07,412 I am the councilman here. Not you. 586 00:30:07,413 --> 00:30:09,414 Then you need to start acting like it. 587 00:30:09,415 --> 00:30:11,382 Excuse me? 588 00:30:11,383 --> 00:30:14,719 You're a politician, not a therapist. 589 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,846 You're new, naive, and you have no track record here. 590 00:30:17,847 --> 00:30:21,071 You need to spend your time trying to get the 16 people 591 00:30:21,072 --> 00:30:23,061 you govern with on your side. 592 00:30:23,062 --> 00:30:26,497 Not gabbing with every Joe Schmoe off the street. 593 00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:30,201 But I shouldn't be telling you this. 594 00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:32,637 Your chief of staff should. 595 00:30:32,638 --> 00:30:34,639 And what are you saying? 596 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:39,410 You really want to serve these people, hmm? 597 00:30:39,411 --> 00:30:42,914 You need someone who understands how city council works. 598 00:30:42,915 --> 00:30:44,849 And who's not pulling double duty 599 00:30:44,850 --> 00:30:47,986 as your best friend. So what am I saying? 600 00:30:47,987 --> 00:30:52,490 Let me be clear: You need to fire Jae-won. 601 00:31:02,957 --> 00:31:04,983 Our son soils an incredible amount 602 00:31:04,984 --> 00:31:08,391 - of clothing for a 14-pound being. - Yeah. 603 00:31:08,392 --> 00:31:11,100 His main passion in life is making things 604 00:31:11,101 --> 00:31:14,370 inside his body suddenly appear outside of his body, so... 605 00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:15,704 Yeah. 606 00:31:17,386 --> 00:31:20,154 Hey, look, I'm, uh... 607 00:31:20,155 --> 00:31:22,290 I'm sorry I kept all that CrossFit stuff from you. 608 00:31:22,291 --> 00:31:23,391 I shouldn't have done that. 609 00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:26,561 It's just hard. 610 00:31:26,562 --> 00:31:29,423 You know, seeing you lose so much weight, 611 00:31:29,424 --> 00:31:30,865 and I'm doing the opposite. 612 00:31:30,866 --> 00:31:33,568 And it took me by surprise. 613 00:31:33,569 --> 00:31:36,337 Seeing you in all those new clothes today, 614 00:31:36,338 --> 00:31:37,907 it really shook me. 615 00:31:40,145 --> 00:31:42,210 But that's my problem. 616 00:31:42,211 --> 00:31:43,845 I'm so happy that you're getting healthy, 617 00:31:43,846 --> 00:31:47,315 and you look amazing. 618 00:31:47,316 --> 00:31:49,383 Seriously, you look like Vin Diesel's body double. 619 00:31:49,384 --> 00:31:52,275 You know that The Pacifier's my guilty pleasure. 620 00:31:52,276 --> 00:31:53,877 Yes. All too well. 621 00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:58,526 So no more secrets, okay? 622 00:31:58,527 --> 00:32:00,695 No more secrets. 623 00:32:02,664 --> 00:32:05,967 I'm glad you decided to come. 624 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:08,302 I'm just here for the snacks. 625 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:10,938 - Drinking gives me a salt tooth. - Got it. 626 00:32:17,346 --> 00:32:19,280 I mean, of all the AA meetings 627 00:32:19,281 --> 00:32:21,616 in all the towns in all the world. 628 00:32:21,617 --> 00:32:24,687 - You gonna really sit next to me? - No, I'm sitting over there. 629 00:32:38,667 --> 00:32:40,601 - Hey. - Hey. 630 00:32:40,602 --> 00:32:42,336 Can I sit? 631 00:32:51,613 --> 00:32:56,250 The boy I like has a baby. 632 00:32:56,251 --> 00:32:58,619 Damn. 633 00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,488 I know. 634 00:33:00,489 --> 00:33:03,285 Do you still like him? 635 00:33:03,286 --> 00:33:05,927 It's... I don't know. 636 00:33:05,928 --> 00:33:08,462 It's complicated. 637 00:33:11,333 --> 00:33:14,302 You know, you seemed pretty complicated, too, 638 00:33:14,303 --> 00:33:15,803 when you showed up. 639 00:33:20,342 --> 00:33:22,510 Okay. 640 00:33:22,511 --> 00:33:24,645 Now it's your turn. 641 00:33:30,018 --> 00:33:33,287 I thought the one good thing about a new school 642 00:33:33,288 --> 00:33:36,424 would be that I didn't have to come out. 643 00:33:36,425 --> 00:33:39,827 I could just be out. 644 00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:42,196 But a girl I was sitting with at lunch 645 00:33:42,197 --> 00:33:45,333 asked me if I thought this football player was hot 646 00:33:45,334 --> 00:33:47,334 and I said yes. 647 00:33:49,071 --> 00:33:50,962 I don't know why. 648 00:33:52,641 --> 00:33:55,443 And it sucks, like, 649 00:33:55,444 --> 00:33:58,555 I used to want to talk to my mom about stuff, 650 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,218 - but it's harder now. - Yeah. 651 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:08,489 Well, sometimes, 652 00:34:08,490 --> 00:34:12,093 even when you don't say anything, 653 00:34:12,094 --> 00:34:14,395 they're still there, you know? 654 00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:17,565 I mean, even when they don't know what's going on, 655 00:34:17,566 --> 00:34:21,035 Randall and Beth are just there. 656 00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:24,405 That's one thing that's really cool about this house. 657 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:33,647 - Man, a baby! - Oh, God. 658 00:34:33,648 --> 00:34:36,283 - Please. - Oh, stepmom? 659 00:34:42,469 --> 00:34:43,603 Hey. 660 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,594 Hey. 661 00:34:46,595 --> 00:34:48,029 So you good? 662 00:34:48,054 --> 00:34:51,790 You were really freaking out today. 663 00:34:55,637 --> 00:34:58,572 Randall, for real. 664 00:34:58,573 --> 00:35:01,542 Um... 665 00:35:01,543 --> 00:35:04,178 It felt like my heart was gonna explode. 666 00:35:06,014 --> 00:35:08,382 Do you think it was, like, a heart attack? 667 00:35:08,383 --> 00:35:10,584 Kevin told me. 668 00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:12,653 Maybe it was just, like, puberty. 669 00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:16,223 They say your body does a bunch of weird stuff. 670 00:35:16,224 --> 00:35:18,993 Thanks for coming today. 671 00:35:18,994 --> 00:35:22,830 Whatever. I was bored. 672 00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:25,533 I kissed Stewart Alberghini at the pool. 673 00:35:25,534 --> 00:35:28,809 Stewart Alberghini? 674 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:37,445 Would you ever like a girl who's bigger than you? 675 00:35:37,446 --> 00:35:39,914 I'm gonna marry Cindy Crawford. 676 00:35:39,915 --> 00:35:42,449 She's, like, 5'9" and way bigger than me. 677 00:35:44,753 --> 00:35:46,854 Hey, do you know who Arsenio Hall is? 678 00:35:46,855 --> 00:35:48,622 Randall, you really need 679 00:35:48,623 --> 00:35:51,058 to stop spending all your time reading. 680 00:35:54,329 --> 00:35:56,664 So... 681 00:35:56,665 --> 00:35:58,799 Stewart Alberghini. 682 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,194 Okay, guys, thank you. 683 00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:11,462 This is Miguel. 684 00:36:11,463 --> 00:36:13,797 Hey, man, you busy? 685 00:36:13,798 --> 00:36:15,250 Uh, no, I'm-I... Well, yeah, 686 00:36:15,251 --> 00:36:18,162 I'm-I'm just going through a-a mountain of paperwork here. 687 00:36:18,163 --> 00:36:20,471 You doing okay? 688 00:36:20,472 --> 00:36:22,973 Yeah, I'm still employed, so... 689 00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:26,510 Hey, look, 690 00:36:26,511 --> 00:36:28,712 I know we don't ever say 691 00:36:28,713 --> 00:36:31,315 any mushy things to each other, but 692 00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:32,340 I mean, if we did, 693 00:36:32,341 --> 00:36:34,785 th-this would definitely be one of those times. 694 00:36:34,786 --> 00:36:38,122 Jack, are you... are you trying to tell me that you love me? 695 00:36:38,123 --> 00:36:39,180 Is that what you're trying to do here? 696 00:36:39,181 --> 00:36:40,239 Because I got to tell you, man, 697 00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,874 - I'm a married man, so... - No. 698 00:36:44,029 --> 00:36:47,080 No, what I'm trying to tell you is 699 00:36:48,099 --> 00:36:51,068 if you ever need anything, big or small, 700 00:36:51,069 --> 00:36:54,471 and I, and I hear that you went to anyone other than me, 701 00:36:54,472 --> 00:36:56,673 I'm gonna kick your sorry ass. 702 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,011 Well, I love you, too, snookums, and I appreciate that. 703 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:03,147 You know what, I'm-I'm hanging up now. 704 00:37:03,148 --> 00:37:05,115 No, wait, Jack, Jack. 705 00:37:05,832 --> 00:37:07,185 Any time, man. 706 00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:17,428 Hey, Kev, what are you doing? You should be in bed. 707 00:37:17,429 --> 00:37:20,230 There's something we all need to do right now. 708 00:37:20,231 --> 00:37:22,433 I think it's important. 709 00:37:24,302 --> 00:37:27,104 I'm off to a good start, huh? 710 00:37:27,105 --> 00:37:30,307 What are you guys doing? 711 00:37:30,308 --> 00:37:32,109 I thought we could all watch 712 00:37:32,110 --> 00:37:34,146 The Arsenio Hall Show together. 713 00:37:40,169 --> 00:37:42,553 Just tonight. 714 00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:44,721 Come on. 715 00:37:46,825 --> 00:37:49,393 Hey. Did I miss Wilkins and Ramirez? 716 00:37:49,394 --> 00:37:52,563 Yeah, no, they left, like, ten minutes ago. 717 00:37:57,502 --> 00:38:00,704 How'd it go at the office? 718 00:38:00,705 --> 00:38:02,506 Oh... 719 00:38:04,576 --> 00:38:06,076 J? 720 00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,029 Now I'm gonna go tell that handyman 721 00:38:11,030 --> 00:38:13,220 to put the door back on the hinges. 722 00:38:15,177 --> 00:38:17,754 You have a lot of experience that I don't. 723 00:38:17,755 --> 00:38:22,126 I know the value of what you bring to the table, 724 00:38:22,127 --> 00:38:26,597 but I can't have someone on my staff who openly disrespects me, 725 00:38:26,598 --> 00:38:29,133 my policies, and my friend. 726 00:38:29,134 --> 00:38:32,903 You mean your chief of staff. 727 00:38:32,904 --> 00:38:35,038 I'm sorry, Bernice, 728 00:38:35,039 --> 00:38:37,808 today will be your last day. 729 00:38:42,726 --> 00:38:45,916 Okay. I'll start getting résumés tomorrow. 730 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:49,920 She called us naive. She right? 731 00:38:49,921 --> 00:38:53,624 Yes. We are naive. 732 00:38:53,625 --> 00:38:55,425 We're unhinged, right? 733 00:38:55,426 --> 00:38:57,761 That's what Bernice and all those old-school guys think. 734 00:38:57,762 --> 00:39:01,601 If, at the end of your term, you've maybe made 735 00:39:01,602 --> 00:39:03,000 a couple good changes, 736 00:39:03,001 --> 00:39:05,348 and you spent most of your time just playing power games 737 00:39:05,349 --> 00:39:06,904 in city hall, is that what you want? 738 00:39:06,905 --> 00:39:10,774 We're not career politicians, Randall. 739 00:39:10,775 --> 00:39:13,744 And this isn't some stepping stone to some bigger gig for us. 740 00:39:13,745 --> 00:39:15,117 This is the gig. 741 00:39:18,316 --> 00:39:20,384 We're gonna have to get a doorstop tomorrow. 742 00:39:20,385 --> 00:39:22,920 Apparently having it off its hinges is a fire hazard. 743 00:39:22,921 --> 00:39:25,289 Oh, well, in that case, we're done for. 744 00:39:25,290 --> 00:39:27,270 Hey, 745 00:39:28,826 --> 00:39:32,029 - let's talk about your proposal. - Yeah? 746 00:39:32,030 --> 00:39:34,398 Okay. 747 00:39:34,399 --> 00:39:37,968 So, um, Hannah comes in, 748 00:39:37,969 --> 00:39:39,670 and I'm gonna have the candles lit, 749 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:41,205 a martini in hand, 750 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:43,807 and "Everlong" by the Foo Fighters playing. 751 00:39:43,808 --> 00:39:45,291 The Foo Fighters, really? 752 00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:47,057 Dude, the acoustic version? 753 00:39:47,058 --> 00:39:50,447 Come... That is, like, the most romantic song on the planet. 754 00:39:50,448 --> 00:39:52,249 I will take your word for it. 755 00:39:56,387 --> 00:39:58,922 That's my posse right here. Give 'em a couple of these. 756 00:40:03,782 --> 00:40:08,031 Honestly, I've been struggling quite a bit today. 757 00:40:08,032 --> 00:40:10,867 I've been wanting to drink pretty badly. 758 00:40:10,868 --> 00:40:14,771 So, uh, I've been using this technique that I learned. 759 00:40:14,772 --> 00:40:17,741 They say you picture your... your reasons not to drink 760 00:40:17,742 --> 00:40:21,245 and then you, um, you just sort of use them as a mantra. 761 00:40:21,246 --> 00:40:24,248 Like, for me, I-I picture, um, 762 00:40:24,249 --> 00:40:27,918 I picture my nephew's room. 763 00:40:27,919 --> 00:40:31,088 I picture, uh, his-his robot poster, 764 00:40:31,089 --> 00:40:33,557 panda lamp. 765 00:40:33,558 --> 00:40:38,228 He's got this, um, this handmade mini football stadium, 766 00:40:38,229 --> 00:40:41,232 complete with a tiny Terry Bradshaw. 767 00:40:44,235 --> 00:40:47,604 I wasn't sober when my nephew was born, 768 00:40:47,605 --> 00:40:51,141 but I have been sober every day since. 769 00:40:53,378 --> 00:40:55,264 But sometimes I wonder why. 770 00:40:59,250 --> 00:41:01,218 I'm not really doing anything with my life 771 00:41:01,219 --> 00:41:02,819 where I need to stay sober. 772 00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:04,855 I just thought, at this point, 773 00:41:04,856 --> 00:41:07,858 my life would have a little more purpose. 774 00:41:07,859 --> 00:41:10,327 I just broke up with this really wonderful woman. 775 00:41:10,328 --> 00:41:13,463 I just turned down this 776 00:41:13,464 --> 00:41:16,600 really wonderful movie. 777 00:41:16,601 --> 00:41:18,208 Was that a mistake? 778 00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:21,672 I don't know. 779 00:41:21,673 --> 00:41:23,840 I'm not getting any younger, that's for sure. 780 00:41:23,841 --> 00:41:26,576 You know, hopefully, with age, 781 00:41:26,577 --> 00:41:30,013 just comes a little more, uh, gravitas, right? 782 00:41:30,014 --> 00:41:32,582 But it's not up to us. 783 00:41:32,583 --> 00:41:35,118 I mean, it could be, you know... 784 00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:38,173 "Welcome to Jowl City" at 50, right? And then what? 785 00:41:38,174 --> 00:41:41,191 I'm-I'm the guy in the AARP ads that's, like, uh, 786 00:41:41,192 --> 00:41:43,446 just thrilled to death that he can still wipe his own ass. 787 00:41:43,447 --> 00:41:47,264 I mean, if that's why I'm staying sober, I... 788 00:41:47,265 --> 00:41:51,301 I'm sorry, it's just this is really stupid. 789 00:41:56,407 --> 00:41:57,674 I mean, right? 790 00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:01,044 Excuse me, 791 00:42:01,045 --> 00:42:03,446 I need you two to calm yourselves. 792 00:42:11,656 --> 00:42:15,826 If you can't be respectful, you three need to leave. 793 00:42:41,886 --> 00:42:44,888 I'm not fast, either. 794 00:42:47,892 --> 00:42:49,860 We're gonna look like the toughest gang 795 00:42:49,861 --> 00:42:51,181 in this neighborhood.