1 00:00:00,102 --> 00:00:01,838 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:01,853 --> 00:00:05,490 I'm not sure you've ever experienced anything real your entire life. 3 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,013 And that's our cue to leave. 4 00:00:07,048 --> 00:00:09,300 Our lead actress vanished a month ago, 5 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:11,516 off the face of the planet. You got involved with her. 6 00:00:11,516 --> 00:00:13,543 You slept with the Tony-nominated star of my play 7 00:00:13,548 --> 00:00:15,254 - and ruined everything. - Yeah, well, you know, 8 00:00:15,265 --> 00:00:17,080 I slept with you, too. It didn't ruin anything. 9 00:00:17,088 --> 00:00:19,628 - Yeah, only ten years of therapy. - Rebecca thinks that 10 00:00:20,116 --> 00:00:22,186 if we have kids, our lives are gonna be over. 11 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:25,126 - She's right, pal. - I love our life. 12 00:00:25,176 --> 00:00:27,042 And I'm scared of changing it, 13 00:00:27,108 --> 00:00:29,405 'cause the truth is when I close my eyes 14 00:00:29,410 --> 00:00:31,512 and I think about our future... 15 00:00:33,790 --> 00:00:36,033 I see us with kids, Jack. 16 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:38,600 - Yeah. - William Hill, 17 00:00:38,631 --> 00:00:40,475 I loved you and you left. 18 00:00:40,535 --> 00:00:42,161 Now I'd like to spend whatever time 19 00:00:42,181 --> 00:00:43,528 you have remaining together. 20 00:00:44,008 --> 00:00:45,209 Would you? 21 00:00:45,329 --> 00:00:47,456 Dad, grandpa's gay, 22 00:00:47,827 --> 00:00:49,363 or at least bi. 23 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:50,880 What's that now? 24 00:00:52,042 --> 00:00:55,009 The one thing I cannot live without 25 00:00:55,935 --> 00:00:57,316 is you. 26 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:06,256 Where were you? Just say it. 27 00:01:06,261 --> 00:01:08,828 - I told you, it's none of your damn business! - Dad! Dad! 28 00:01:09,497 --> 00:01:10,774 Leave her alone. 29 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,120 Jack, it's okay. Go back to your room now. 30 00:01:15,380 --> 00:01:16,773 No. 31 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,686 This your big moment, Jack? 32 00:01:22,496 --> 00:01:24,158 You think you got it in you? 33 00:01:28,931 --> 00:01:30,869 Two of yous deserve one another. 34 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:43,471 Mom. 35 00:01:48,605 --> 00:01:50,603 Promise me you'll never be like him. 36 00:01:52,957 --> 00:01:54,475 You promise me. 37 00:02:09,276 --> 00:02:10,950 Jack, I love it. 38 00:02:10,978 --> 00:02:13,350 We need a second bedroom for the baby, right? 39 00:02:13,391 --> 00:02:16,033 Okay, crib can go right here. 40 00:02:16,153 --> 00:02:19,324 Or maybe it can go right there. 41 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,405 Am I nesting right now? 42 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:21,857 'Cause they told me I would start nesting. 43 00:02:21,857 --> 00:02:23,207 Yeah. 44 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:26,477 Can we even afford this place? 45 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,755 Uh... Didn't that guy say it was $200 a month? 46 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,377 Look, I know that it's more expensive 47 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,759 than their one bedrooms, but you like... 48 00:02:33,783 --> 00:02:35,957 - You like it, right? - Yeah. 49 00:02:36,001 --> 00:02:37,454 Okay, that's good, because I already put 50 00:02:37,466 --> 00:02:38,988 first, last and security deposit. 51 00:02:39,023 --> 00:02:40,357 - What? - Yeah. 52 00:02:40,528 --> 00:02:42,326 Jack! 53 00:02:42,526 --> 00:02:44,825 - Jack! - Yeah, yeah. I already did it. 54 00:02:52,353 --> 00:02:54,251 So is, is this the moment? 55 00:02:54,295 --> 00:02:55,805 Is this, is this when we find out 56 00:02:55,833 --> 00:02:57,751 if we're... we're having a boy or a girl? 57 00:03:03,101 --> 00:03:04,918 Wait, what's wrong, Dr. Schneider? 58 00:03:05,615 --> 00:03:07,753 What would you guys say if I told you 59 00:03:07,777 --> 00:03:09,485 you were having twins? 60 00:03:09,727 --> 00:03:11,472 Well, I... 61 00:03:11,474 --> 00:03:12,940 - I'd say you're lying. - Yeah. 62 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:13,891 Wha... ? 63 00:03:14,348 --> 00:03:16,097 - I am. - Oh, okay. 64 00:03:19,208 --> 00:03:20,814 You're having triplets. 65 00:03:29,975 --> 00:03:32,979 Never fun telling a young couple they're having three babies 66 00:03:33,055 --> 00:03:35,305 and not just the one they were ready for. 67 00:03:35,522 --> 00:03:36,551 Yeah. 68 00:03:37,948 --> 00:03:39,310 Triplets. 69 00:03:40,139 --> 00:03:42,445 Always a headache with triplets. 70 00:03:42,949 --> 00:03:45,780 Just glad they're your patients, not mine. 71 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:52,352 synced and corrected by susinz & chamallow www.addic7ed.com 72 00:03:59,854 --> 00:04:01,671 - Coming through! - Out of the way, coming through. 73 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:03,033 Moving out. 74 00:04:03,049 --> 00:04:04,734 Watch your back. 75 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,435 Let's go, we're losing him. Let's go! 76 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:13,058 Out of the way! 77 00:04:16,429 --> 00:04:17,498 I'm sorry. 78 00:04:17,553 --> 00:04:19,495 Do you know where room 412 is? 79 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:22,154 Oh, okay. I keep getting turned around in here. 80 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:27,443 This is what I get for flying across the country 81 00:04:27,464 --> 00:04:28,991 to surprise you. 82 00:04:29,565 --> 00:04:32,189 - You're alive. Stop complaining. - No, I'm tired. 83 00:04:32,379 --> 00:04:35,052 I am cranky. And I have a straw 84 00:04:35,077 --> 00:04:37,549 stuck so far up my junk that I could whistle 85 00:04:37,574 --> 00:04:39,251 "Don't Worry Be Happy" if I sneezed. 86 00:04:39,276 --> 00:04:42,360 - What can I do to make you feel better? - I need you 87 00:04:42,362 --> 00:04:44,799 to lock that door and climb up here. 88 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:47,146 - Come on. Get up here, come on. - No, I can't. 89 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:50,429 - You just had a heart attack. - No, I had arrhythmia. 90 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:53,419 An arrhythmia doesn't even sound serious. 91 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:55,210 All right, it's harmless. Like, "Hey, what... 92 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:57,958 Hey, why is that white guy such an awful dancer?" 93 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:01,376 "Oh, don't mind him. He has arrhythmia." 94 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,309 I'm not mounting you in a hospital. 95 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,026 - Come on, please. - Toby. 96 00:05:06,051 --> 00:05:07,847 At least do that thing where you tickle my... 97 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:11,733 Hey. I apologize, Nurse Ratchet. 98 00:05:11,774 --> 00:05:13,567 She's insatiable. 99 00:05:13,598 --> 00:05:15,281 She can't get enough. 100 00:05:15,306 --> 00:05:17,838 - It's... come on, give me a kiss. - You're belligerent. 101 00:05:18,633 --> 00:05:20,366 All right. Oh, nice. 102 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:21,604 Did I get something on you? I'm sorry. 103 00:05:21,650 --> 00:05:22,999 - No, a little something on me. - No. No. 104 00:05:23,049 --> 00:05:24,219 - Give me a kiss. - No! 105 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,452 Give me an oatmeal kiss. 106 00:05:25,471 --> 00:05:26,840 You need to calm down. 107 00:05:26,884 --> 00:05:28,967 I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. 108 00:05:29,023 --> 00:05:30,700 I've never done that before. I'm... 109 00:05:31,976 --> 00:05:33,495 Oh. 110 00:05:33,495 --> 00:05:34,962 - Good morning. - Hi. 111 00:05:34,964 --> 00:05:36,137 Morning. 112 00:05:36,882 --> 00:05:38,358 It is a good morning, right? 113 00:05:38,364 --> 00:05:41,079 Early risers. You remember Sloane, 114 00:05:41,136 --> 00:05:42,970 the brilliant, genius playwright; 115 00:05:42,972 --> 00:05:45,339 - also the Jew who crashed Christmas. - Ah. 116 00:05:45,341 --> 00:05:48,096 Thank you guys so much for having me. This is... 117 00:05:48,151 --> 00:05:51,645 there is an Uber here, he's outside, uh... 118 00:05:51,647 --> 00:05:53,395 - okay. Bye. - Bye. 119 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:58,099 Sweetheart. I know what you're thinking. 120 00:05:58,103 --> 00:06:00,420 You're thinking, "Kevin, this is not a flophouse 121 00:06:00,433 --> 00:06:03,074 - that you use for your dates." - Mm-hmm. 122 00:06:03,714 --> 00:06:05,658 Duly noted. It won't happen again. 123 00:06:05,778 --> 00:06:07,664 Okay? I want you to know that. Also, 124 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:09,581 you're probably thinking that me sleeping 125 00:06:09,582 --> 00:06:11,623 with the writer of a play that I'm producing 126 00:06:11,653 --> 00:06:13,700 is probably going to end up blowing up in my face, right? 127 00:06:13,702 --> 00:06:15,834 - Hmm, I'm on fire this morning. - Mm-hmm. 128 00:06:15,837 --> 00:06:17,349 But we artists don't have, you know, 129 00:06:17,394 --> 00:06:19,000 normal professional relationships. 130 00:06:19,015 --> 00:06:20,357 We have what I like to call... 131 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:21,473 Wait for it... 132 00:06:21,869 --> 00:06:23,205 "artnerships." 133 00:06:24,191 --> 00:06:25,442 Oh. Okay. 134 00:06:26,058 --> 00:06:27,714 You see what I did? I took "partnership"... 135 00:06:27,716 --> 00:06:29,346 Without the "P". Yep, I followed it. 136 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:31,468 - You follow it, William? - I'm trying. 137 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,629 - Mm-hmm. - William, 138 00:06:32,749 --> 00:06:34,211 let's get you involved. How is the, uh, 139 00:06:34,223 --> 00:06:36,408 how is the sequel to Beginners going? 140 00:06:38,366 --> 00:06:41,053 It's a Christopher Plummer movie that came out a few years ago 141 00:06:41,063 --> 00:06:43,681 about a guy late in life who comes out of the closet. 142 00:06:45,117 --> 00:06:48,273 - I say that because you're gay now. - I'm not gay now. 143 00:06:48,311 --> 00:06:50,983 I've always loved both women and men. 144 00:06:51,020 --> 00:06:52,706 And, you know, a lot of artists believe 145 00:06:52,728 --> 00:06:54,992 sexuality isn't fixed, as it is fluid. 146 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:56,689 What's fluid? 147 00:06:56,737 --> 00:06:59,579 Oh, your bio-Daddy's only half gay, it turns out. 148 00:06:59,916 --> 00:07:00,977 Hmm. 149 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,467 Uh, dim sum. I was thinking about 150 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,878 - getting dim sum. - Oh, no, I won't be home tonight... 151 00:07:05,910 --> 00:07:06,943 I'm going out with Jessie. 152 00:07:06,951 --> 00:07:09,290 Yeah, he's going out with Jesse. ♪ Bow-chick-a-bow... ♪ 153 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,727 I could always reschedule. 154 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:12,100 No, no, no. It's fine. It's all good. 155 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,136 Uh, you and Jessie do your thing. 156 00:07:14,355 --> 00:07:16,096 No soup dumplings for you! 157 00:07:24,646 --> 00:07:27,713 This bedroom feels so much smaller now. 158 00:07:28,226 --> 00:07:30,360 I didn't want to nest for three. 159 00:07:31,649 --> 00:07:33,613 I only wanted to nest for one. 160 00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:35,918 - I know. - How are three kids 161 00:07:35,942 --> 00:07:38,821 supposed to grow up in one bedroom? I... 162 00:07:39,313 --> 00:07:42,112 How are we even going to get strollers 163 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:46,543 up and down the stairs of a sixth-floor walkup? 164 00:07:48,933 --> 00:07:51,997 We have to get our security deposit back. 165 00:07:52,616 --> 00:07:54,436 We can't. I tried. 166 00:07:54,595 --> 00:07:55,963 Well, I could ask. 167 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:57,604 They were pretty firm about it. 168 00:07:57,676 --> 00:07:59,827 - I could cry. - I did. 169 00:08:00,765 --> 00:08:01,923 Didn't work. 170 00:08:04,259 --> 00:08:07,047 Look, babe, look, let's not overreact, okay? 171 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,424 L... let's just figure this out. 172 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:10,696 Of all days to be having lunch with my mother. 173 00:08:10,703 --> 00:08:13,750 Wait until she hears that we're living in a two-bedroom, 174 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:15,730 sixth-floor walkup with triplets. 175 00:08:15,775 --> 00:08:17,645 The condescension and the judgment. 176 00:08:17,653 --> 00:08:18,944 - Oh! - Oh, Bec, come on... 177 00:08:18,953 --> 00:08:20,756 I know, I know, I know. She's not that bad. 178 00:08:20,803 --> 00:08:22,554 My passive-aggressive mother's nothing compared 179 00:08:22,576 --> 00:08:25,633 to your abusive father... I get it, Jack. Jesus. 180 00:08:29,985 --> 00:08:32,056 I am upset. 181 00:08:33,434 --> 00:08:35,316 And I'm hormonal. 182 00:08:35,329 --> 00:08:37,094 - I know. - And I have... 183 00:08:37,214 --> 00:08:39,563 three human beings living inside of me. 184 00:08:39,565 --> 00:08:41,325 So I've heard. 185 00:08:42,476 --> 00:08:47,156 - You really tried crying? - Oh, yeah. Just full waterworks... 186 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:50,440 like a little boy. 187 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:52,743 We're not getting the security deposit back. 188 00:08:52,745 --> 00:08:54,449 But I'm gonna figure something out. 189 00:08:54,569 --> 00:08:56,413 Okay? 190 00:08:56,415 --> 00:08:59,861 - I will. I will figure something out. - Right. 191 00:09:06,828 --> 00:09:08,208 Oh, hey. 192 00:09:08,328 --> 00:09:10,307 I would much rather you get in this tub with me 193 00:09:10,312 --> 00:09:13,145 - than these magazines. - Why am I so thrown by William and Jessie? 194 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,366 - Oh, we're doing that instead, then? - I mean, 195 00:09:15,384 --> 00:09:16,885 what the hell is wrong with me, Beth? 196 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:19,546 - Am I homophobic? - You are not homophobic. 197 00:09:19,555 --> 00:09:21,251 Well, how do you know? 198 00:09:21,439 --> 00:09:22,982 Because you're good, 199 00:09:23,025 --> 00:09:25,134 and you're open-minded, that's why. 200 00:09:25,526 --> 00:09:28,275 - Plus, your favorite coworker is gay. - Keith's not gay. 201 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,697 - Really? - No, he's French Canadian. 202 00:09:31,049 --> 00:09:33,184 - It's confusing. - Damn. 203 00:09:33,304 --> 00:09:34,932 All right, if I'm not homophobic, 204 00:09:34,959 --> 00:09:36,869 then why does it make me feel so weird 205 00:09:36,912 --> 00:09:39,338 every time William talks about Jessie. 206 00:09:39,380 --> 00:09:42,145 Because you thought you were getting to know him. 207 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:45,394 - And this, admittedly, is a curveball. - It is. 208 00:09:45,470 --> 00:09:47,787 It's a big, gay curveball. 209 00:09:48,244 --> 00:09:49,836 You know, why don't you just... 210 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,148 try to get to know Jessie... 211 00:09:51,159 --> 00:09:52,768 Maybe you'll feel better, you know? 212 00:09:52,789 --> 00:09:55,589 Next time he comes to pick up William, actually talk to him. 213 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:57,667 It'll give you good practice for when 214 00:09:57,716 --> 00:10:00,136 Tess and Annie start to bring boyfriends home. 215 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:01,384 I hate that sentence. 216 00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:03,519 - Or girlfriends. - I prefer that. 217 00:10:03,556 --> 00:10:06,497 See? Not homophobic. 218 00:10:06,884 --> 00:10:10,418 Now, you want to know what my sexual preference is? 219 00:10:10,429 --> 00:10:11,650 Hmm? 220 00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:14,957 For you to get your ass in this tub. 221 00:10:15,077 --> 00:10:17,576 I can't just turn it on like that, Beth. 222 00:10:17,588 --> 00:10:19,362 - Randall. - Okay. 223 00:10:21,396 --> 00:10:23,165 - All right. - Mm-hmm. 224 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:27,371 You have to take off a piece of clothing if you lose the hand. 225 00:10:27,414 --> 00:10:30,185 - It's called strip poker for a reason. - That doesn't seem fair. 226 00:10:30,207 --> 00:10:31,487 I didn't make up the rules. 227 00:10:31,514 --> 00:10:32,969 - Really? - Hey, I only have one piece of clothing 228 00:10:32,971 --> 00:10:34,180 - to take off, so you'd be fine. - Mm-hmm. 229 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,270 Mm-hmm. 230 00:10:35,829 --> 00:10:37,849 - Hey. - I see your applesauce, 231 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,049 and I raise you a pudding. 232 00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:42,244 - I hate funny doctors. - I know. 233 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:45,182 Okay, Doc, it has been real. 234 00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:47,725 We've had some good times. We've had some bad times. 235 00:10:47,936 --> 00:10:50,247 We even had that time you stuck a tube up my junk. 236 00:10:50,269 --> 00:10:52,399 So how about you say you get me out of this dump? 237 00:10:52,519 --> 00:10:54,314 I love this guy. 238 00:10:54,353 --> 00:10:55,915 But let's get serious for a minute. 239 00:10:55,924 --> 00:10:58,428 - Okay. - Toby, after we installed the stent, 240 00:10:58,450 --> 00:10:59,676 we ran some tests. 241 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:02,735 The arrhythmia was caused by a minor septal defect, 242 00:11:02,743 --> 00:11:04,850 which means there's a very small hole 243 00:11:04,882 --> 00:11:06,706 between two of the heart's chambers. 244 00:11:06,925 --> 00:11:09,069 Now some people may choose, uh, 245 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,728 not to repair the hole, and treat it with medication. 246 00:11:11,745 --> 00:11:14,744 But I strongly suggest surgery. 247 00:11:17,175 --> 00:11:19,900 Let me explain to you exactly what's going on. 248 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:22,631 Although this is a more serious surgery, 249 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:24,356 I've performed it many times. 250 00:11:24,627 --> 00:11:27,196 We go in and stabilize you with diuretics, 251 00:11:27,316 --> 00:11:29,399 and then repair the septal defect. 252 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,617 - Hey, nice wheels. - Appreciate it. 253 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:38,399 - Ever think about selling it? - Every day. But not today, pal. 254 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:44,229 - Hey, boss. - Hey, Pearson. 255 00:11:44,246 --> 00:11:46,880 - Yeah. Uh... - You needed to see me? 256 00:11:46,902 --> 00:11:49,376 Yeah. Yeah. Hey, uh, fellas, two minutes. 257 00:11:49,436 --> 00:11:51,194 Give me two minutes, Jimmy. Get out here. 258 00:11:51,314 --> 00:11:53,399 Come on, get a cup of coffee. 259 00:11:53,899 --> 00:11:55,765 So, kitchen sink, 260 00:11:55,819 --> 00:11:58,331 uh, cabinets are going in after the weekend. 261 00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,686 It's coming together, though. 262 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:01,590 - Shaping up really nice, don't you think? - It's a pit. 263 00:12:01,601 --> 00:12:04,048 Everything that can go wrong with this place goes wrong. 264 00:12:04,064 --> 00:12:05,764 This hellhole's gonna bankrupt me. 265 00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:07,727 What do you need? 266 00:12:07,942 --> 00:12:09,345 Probably bad timing. 267 00:12:09,383 --> 00:12:11,609 Pearson, you called, I came. What's up? 268 00:12:11,889 --> 00:12:13,099 Uh... 269 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,783 Wife and I found out we're having triplets. 270 00:12:15,815 --> 00:12:17,401 Ooh. I'm sorry. 271 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,871 - No, no, no. I... it's an exciting thing. - For who? 272 00:12:21,392 --> 00:12:23,297 Look. Anyhow, I, uh... 273 00:12:23,417 --> 00:12:24,782 I need a raise. 274 00:12:25,814 --> 00:12:29,182 I'm a hard worker. I've done good work for you. 275 00:12:29,209 --> 00:12:31,877 I've always... I've always... I've never let you down. 276 00:12:31,904 --> 00:12:33,399 You know, it's just, with triplets, uh... 277 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:36,976 Okay. I'll bump you to 17k a year. 278 00:12:38,676 --> 00:12:41,610 - I need more. - It's a ten percent raise. 279 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:44,305 You're already my highest-paid foreman. Don't push. 280 00:12:44,353 --> 00:12:47,822 And finish this hellhole so I can sell it. 281 00:12:47,942 --> 00:12:49,305 Yeah. 282 00:12:49,789 --> 00:12:52,506 - I'm sorry about the triplets. - Yeah. 283 00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,159 Please. 284 00:13:04,485 --> 00:13:06,504 Please, just stay a little bit longer. 285 00:13:07,688 --> 00:13:09,269 No. 286 00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:12,082 My time is up. 287 00:13:12,442 --> 00:13:14,184 I'll see you sooner than later. 288 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,917 Blackout. End of play. 289 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:19,450 And lights up. 290 00:13:26,016 --> 00:13:28,641 Well? Anyone gonna... you know. 291 00:13:29,436 --> 00:13:30,728 Nothing. 292 00:13:30,975 --> 00:13:32,121 Ron? 293 00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:34,036 Was it that bad? 294 00:13:36,612 --> 00:13:39,753 I have to say, when Olivia disappeared, 295 00:13:39,796 --> 00:13:43,565 and Kevin decided to self-finance this play, 296 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:45,324 opposite the girl who wrote it, 297 00:13:46,674 --> 00:13:49,454 I said to myself, "Ron, old boy, 298 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:53,208 you've won three Tony Awards, and here you are, 299 00:13:53,218 --> 00:13:57,886 directing a failed sitcom actor's vanity project." 300 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,424 Oh... 301 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,706 But there... But there's more? 302 00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,138 - Or is... there's more. - Oh, good. 303 00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:16,064 But now, I have to admit... 304 00:14:17,839 --> 00:14:19,592 ... you two are great together. 305 00:14:20,534 --> 00:14:22,787 You're honest, you're, you're raw. 306 00:14:23,045 --> 00:14:24,981 I think you two can pull this off. 307 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:26,625 Yeah. 308 00:14:26,745 --> 00:14:29,542 Okay, everybody. Take 15. We'll do act one 309 00:14:29,546 --> 00:14:30,829 when we come back. 310 00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,237 We're real. Get over here. 311 00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:34,546 God, that felt good. 312 00:14:34,606 --> 00:14:36,151 It's raw, it's intense. 313 00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:38,165 Not to mention... Hello? 314 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,624 Did you see this, Sloane? 315 00:14:39,899 --> 00:14:41,194 Yeah. 316 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:42,729 I freaking love that poster. 317 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,279 Since when do I have cheekbones? 318 00:14:44,304 --> 00:14:46,404 Come on. Let's go get a coffee. 319 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:47,862 Come on. Come on. 320 00:14:49,575 --> 00:14:51,666 - Kevin, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 321 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:53,456 I... Even though every feminist bone 322 00:14:53,464 --> 00:14:55,168 in my body will stop talking to me... 323 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,558 What's up? 324 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:58,857 What are we doing? Like, 325 00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:01,809 do we like each other? Are we just sleeping together? 326 00:15:01,836 --> 00:15:03,457 Because if we're just sleeping together, that's... 327 00:15:03,497 --> 00:15:05,634 that's totally fine. I... 328 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,396 I mean, 'cause I can't, like, totally process 329 00:15:07,416 --> 00:15:09,735 - that someone like you would sleep - Whoa, 330 00:15:09,782 --> 00:15:11,060 - with me, so... - what does that even mean? 331 00:15:11,073 --> 00:15:12,728 I don't understand what that means. Listen, here's the thing. 332 00:15:12,741 --> 00:15:14,758 I like you. Okay? 333 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:17,151 A lot. I like sleeping with you. 334 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,510 I... I like the fact that you're, you're funny, 335 00:15:19,531 --> 00:15:21,289 and you're brilliant, 336 00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,706 even though you're from Long Island. 337 00:15:22,717 --> 00:15:24,459 What's wrong with being from Long Island? 338 00:15:25,001 --> 00:15:27,453 I don't know. It's just, I've heard other New Yorkers slam it, 339 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,663 so I wanted to try to fit in. The point is I don't know 340 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,116 what we are. Okay? That's the truth. 341 00:15:32,137 --> 00:15:33,669 I don't know what I think we are. 342 00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,928 I just know that I like the fact that there's a "we" 343 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:38,432 - for us to talk about. - Me, too. 344 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:42,066 Well, don't you two look cute together? 345 00:15:43,335 --> 00:15:45,104 I'm back. 346 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,803 Oh, my God, Olivia. Uh... 347 00:15:55,109 --> 00:15:56,581 The hell are you doing here? 348 00:15:56,847 --> 00:15:58,220 And what have you done with your hair? 349 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:01,017 I made a physical change 350 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:03,435 - to match the spiritual one. - Uh-huh. 351 00:16:03,478 --> 00:16:06,077 Look, you said a lot of things to me, Kevin. 352 00:16:06,115 --> 00:16:07,953 I mean, you told me I was cruel. But 353 00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:10,690 worse than cruel... inauthentic. 354 00:16:11,150 --> 00:16:12,467 But you were right. 355 00:16:12,665 --> 00:16:16,037 So I went away for a while to try to find some authenticity. 356 00:16:16,157 --> 00:16:18,177 And I did it, okay? I found it. 357 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:22,096 I did ayahuasca with a shaman in the Salt Flats of Utah. 358 00:16:22,134 --> 00:16:24,930 I howled at the moon with the prairie coyotes of Kansas. 359 00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:28,055 I fished with the lobstermen of Maine. 360 00:16:29,217 --> 00:16:31,830 I mean, you did all that in a month? 361 00:16:31,895 --> 00:16:34,288 But, look, I'm back now, and I am better than ever. 362 00:16:34,288 --> 00:16:35,713 For the play, 363 00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:37,935 and for you. 364 00:16:38,055 --> 00:16:40,593 - Um... - I want us to be together. 365 00:16:40,598 --> 00:16:42,196 Okay? I've changed. 366 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,670 I'm, I'm ready for something real. 367 00:16:46,768 --> 00:16:49,554 Sorry, Olivia, but... 368 00:16:49,823 --> 00:16:51,618 we're dating now. 369 00:16:51,995 --> 00:16:54,395 Life goes on after you disappear. 370 00:16:54,415 --> 00:16:56,889 - Yeah. - Olivia? 371 00:16:56,923 --> 00:16:58,995 - Ron. - Oh, my God. 372 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,400 Oh, my God. 373 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:04,895 Thank God. 374 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:07,036 - We were dead without you. - Oh... 375 00:17:08,701 --> 00:17:10,914 Well, how soon can you operate? 376 00:17:10,919 --> 00:17:13,754 Well, we can get him in tomorrow morning, if you're willing. 377 00:17:13,756 --> 00:17:15,489 Look, I can get you into my schedule, 378 00:17:15,491 --> 00:17:17,833 - but you've got to commit now. - Wow. 379 00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:20,259 Speed Racer, over here. 380 00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,702 It's, uh, it's okay, Doc. 381 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,287 - I think I'll pass. - No. 382 00:17:24,289 --> 00:17:26,235 It's not okay. And we need to talk about this. 383 00:17:26,257 --> 00:17:28,601 Uh, we... There's nothing to talk about, all right? 384 00:17:28,626 --> 00:17:30,684 He said medication was an option, so. 385 00:17:31,470 --> 00:17:32,928 Toby. 386 00:17:33,048 --> 00:17:35,321 - I'll leave you two alone. - Yeah. 387 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,437 Um... This is serious. 388 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:44,390 - And this could kill you. - Yeah. And so could surgery. 389 00:17:44,510 --> 00:17:46,609 - Uh... - Okay. You're being a child. 390 00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:50,357 Oh, wow. A child? Okay. All right. 391 00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:51,929 Okay. 392 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:55,521 What? Oh. Oh, okay. All right. Where you going? 393 00:17:55,704 --> 00:17:57,861 Um... I don't know. 394 00:17:57,925 --> 00:18:00,406 I don't feel like yelling at man with a heart condition right now. 395 00:18:00,408 --> 00:18:01,786 It's an arrhythmia. 396 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,160 It's a condition. 397 00:18:04,162 --> 00:18:06,963 And you are an idiot if you don't think about repairing it. 398 00:18:06,965 --> 00:18:08,562 Said gently and carefully, 399 00:18:08,566 --> 00:18:10,020 to the man who has a heart condition 400 00:18:10,025 --> 00:18:11,816 that can surgically be treated. 401 00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:15,638 God... 402 00:18:17,593 --> 00:18:21,241 - A mistake to start a family? - This is such a bad idea. 403 00:18:21,278 --> 00:18:22,935 Uh, but we'll figure everything out. 404 00:18:22,956 --> 00:18:24,053 - It's just, it's... - Hello. 405 00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:26,164 - Hi. What can I get you? - Uh, Caesar salad, 406 00:18:26,191 --> 00:18:28,968 no dressing, no anchovies. 407 00:18:28,981 --> 00:18:30,932 Uh, Chardonnay, your driest one, 408 00:18:30,952 --> 00:18:32,760 and an ashtray. 409 00:18:33,506 --> 00:18:34,892 And for you, miss? 410 00:18:34,892 --> 00:18:36,794 - Um, I'll have... - Oh, she'll have the same. 411 00:18:37,197 --> 00:18:39,691 Uh, but no wine. Just a Coke. 412 00:18:39,738 --> 00:18:41,392 Diet Coke. 413 00:18:43,166 --> 00:18:44,754 Thank you. 414 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:51,442 Mom, c... can you not smoke 415 00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:53,075 - the cigarettes at the table, please? - Oh! 416 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:55,836 Rebecca, stop believing every single thing you read. 417 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:57,465 It's fine. 418 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,262 - Can you put it out, please? - Okay. Okay. 419 00:18:59,279 --> 00:19:00,526 Thank you. 420 00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:03,033 So, Jack does it again. 421 00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:06,067 The man can't even get you pregnant responsibly. 422 00:19:06,094 --> 00:19:09,164 - Stop it. - A handyman with triplets. 423 00:19:09,228 --> 00:19:11,450 - Just perfect. - He's not a handyman. 424 00:19:11,457 --> 00:19:13,320 He's a construction foreman. 425 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:18,152 - And he does very well for himself. - Not well enough. Not for this. 426 00:19:21,407 --> 00:19:24,491 He cannot support three children. 427 00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,658 And you can't raise three children 428 00:19:26,662 --> 00:19:30,278 - in a two bedroom walk-up. - Mother, I'm not gonna sit here 429 00:19:30,284 --> 00:19:31,790 - and listen to you. - What? No. 430 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:33,930 - I'm not. I'm gonna leave. - Yeah. You don't have to, because 431 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,835 you know it already. 432 00:19:36,726 --> 00:19:38,372 What are you gonna do? 433 00:19:41,794 --> 00:19:43,186 I don't know. 434 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:49,565 Well, it's okay. 435 00:19:50,636 --> 00:19:52,453 Because I do. 436 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,709 Jessie! Come in. 437 00:19:57,726 --> 00:19:58,823 Randall. 438 00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:00,071 Good to see you. 439 00:20:00,191 --> 00:20:03,353 - William! Jessie's here. - I'll be down in a minute. 440 00:20:03,364 --> 00:20:06,388 - He'll be down in a minute. - Yes. 441 00:20:06,508 --> 00:20:08,749 Uh, well, come on in, Jessie. 442 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:10,868 - We can get to know each other a little. - Okay, uh... 443 00:20:10,895 --> 00:20:12,197 - Can I offer you a drink? - Sure. 444 00:20:12,223 --> 00:20:14,325 You know, I've got this great Japanese whiskey 445 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:17,571 that you would definitely not be interested in 446 00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:20,497 on account of being an addict, or you'd be too interested. 447 00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,082 Either way, you can't have it. 448 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:23,521 I rescind my offer. 449 00:20:23,569 --> 00:20:24,802 I'm fine, thank you. 450 00:20:24,804 --> 00:20:25,943 - Have a seat, please. - Oh. 451 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,370 - Just there? - Sure. It's, uh... 452 00:20:31,394 --> 00:20:33,731 Ooh. Nice. 453 00:20:35,014 --> 00:20:36,222 That's... 454 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,457 - So, um... - Yeah. 455 00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,243 Uh, where did you and William meet? 456 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:49,744 - Tinder. - Tinder. 457 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,894 - Wow. - Yeah. 458 00:20:50,915 --> 00:20:53,252 Surprised William even know anything a... 459 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:56,096 - You're kidding. - I am. 460 00:20:56,401 --> 00:20:58,556 We met at our meeting. 461 00:20:58,578 --> 00:21:00,419 Yes. 462 00:21:00,441 --> 00:21:01,886 You're very funny. 463 00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,662 I can see why my father likes you. 464 00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:04,992 - Mm. - Sexiest thing about a man 465 00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:06,558 is his sense of humor. 466 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,596 Would it be okay 467 00:21:09,598 --> 00:21:11,131 if I had some of that Japanese whiskey? 468 00:21:11,152 --> 00:21:12,761 - Will you mind? No? - Hey. 469 00:21:13,799 --> 00:21:15,322 Oh, well... 470 00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,486 very nice chatting with you, Randall. 471 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:19,169 Thanks, Jess... ie. 472 00:21:19,737 --> 00:21:20,968 Jessie. 473 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,207 Randall, I'll be staying at Jessie's tonight. 474 00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:27,262 Wow, staying over? Okay. 475 00:21:27,292 --> 00:21:29,490 Um, you got your chemo meds? 476 00:21:29,508 --> 00:21:30,974 I can bring it down for you, if you like. 477 00:21:30,991 --> 00:21:32,678 I'm fine, Randall. I have everything I need. 478 00:21:34,717 --> 00:21:36,728 - Are you coming back tomorrow? - Probably. 479 00:21:36,757 --> 00:21:38,424 We'll, we'll play it by ear. 480 00:21:38,716 --> 00:21:40,162 - See you later. - All right. 481 00:21:40,184 --> 00:21:43,217 Very cool. I'll see you, see you... 482 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,988 - Toby. - Oh. Hey, hey, hey. 483 00:21:47,988 --> 00:21:50,942 - What's with the text? - Uh, I'm gonna do it. 484 00:21:51,231 --> 00:21:52,697 Do what? 485 00:21:52,817 --> 00:21:55,489 The surgery, in an hour. I wanted you to be informed, 486 00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:58,057 but, uh, I didn't want you to freak out. 487 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,639 O... okay. Is that why you texted me in all caps, 488 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:03,873 "Get back here ASAP, 911! Crying face"? 489 00:22:03,887 --> 00:22:05,824 Yeah. The original version of that text had, 490 00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:08,418 like, ten more crying faces. I'm a little stressed out. 491 00:22:08,479 --> 00:22:10,267 Well, why didn't we talk this through? 492 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:13,084 Because I... I... I didn't want to because I had to do it now 493 00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,907 or else I was gonna chicken out. And, uh, God, 494 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:17,885 I hate Dr. Singh, I'll tell you that much. 495 00:22:17,886 --> 00:22:19,371 - Name? - Uh, Toby Damon. 496 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:20,985 - Place of birth? - Palm Springs. 497 00:22:21,012 --> 00:22:24,320 I hate surgery. I hate the word surgery. I hate, I hate surgeons. 498 00:22:24,336 --> 00:22:25,798 I hate sturgeon, the fish, 499 00:22:25,829 --> 00:22:28,335 'cause it sounds like "surgeons." God, I'm freaking out. 500 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,051 - Just breathe, babe. - Yeah. 501 00:22:30,088 --> 00:22:31,443 - Okay? - Yeah. 502 00:22:31,658 --> 00:22:34,619 I just don't want you to freak out, okay? 503 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:36,719 Well, don't worry about me freaking out. 504 00:22:36,745 --> 00:22:38,494 Uh, well, I do have to worry about it, Kate, 505 00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:41,303 because the thing is, is that I'm kind of in love with you... 506 00:22:42,858 --> 00:22:44,336 is the thing. 507 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:47,337 There, you happy? 508 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,735 You got a dying man to confess his love for you. 509 00:22:49,794 --> 00:22:51,624 You are are not dying. 510 00:22:51,651 --> 00:22:53,205 Okay. What is that? 511 00:22:53,264 --> 00:22:55,136 Holy cow, look at the size of that thing. 512 00:22:55,152 --> 00:22:56,894 I am a big guy, but jeez. 513 00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:58,610 Look this way. We're getting ready to take you to prep. 514 00:22:58,647 --> 00:23:00,702 Okay. What is in that? 515 00:23:00,745 --> 00:23:03,289 - It's fine, don't worry about it. - Okay, come here, give me a kiss. 516 00:23:06,404 --> 00:23:07,910 - Ah. - Okay. 517 00:23:07,974 --> 00:23:09,028 Ah. 518 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,173 - Watch your back. - All right. 519 00:23:10,184 --> 00:23:12,320 - Oh, my God. We're going so fast. - Bye, babe. 520 00:23:12,374 --> 00:23:15,228 - What was in that needle? - Just medicine. 521 00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,513 And he told me that he loves me and I didn't say it back. 522 00:23:21,633 --> 00:23:23,261 Why didn't I say it back? 523 00:23:23,381 --> 00:23:25,732 A great guy finally tells me that he loves me, 524 00:23:25,758 --> 00:23:27,281 and I couldn't say it back because I didn't want it to be 525 00:23:27,307 --> 00:23:28,916 this big dramatic good-bye. 526 00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:31,037 What if something happens to him when he's in surgery? 527 00:23:31,157 --> 00:23:33,008 Listen, Kate, hey, he's gonna be fine. 528 00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,497 I don't want to talk about it anymore, okay? 529 00:23:34,532 --> 00:23:37,048 - I brought you guys here to distract me. - Okay. 530 00:23:37,237 --> 00:23:38,713 And you both are doing a terrible job. 531 00:23:38,726 --> 00:23:40,421 - I'm sorry. - Someone, 532 00:23:40,541 --> 00:23:42,025 say an anecdote, uh, s... some... 533 00:23:42,047 --> 00:23:43,842 - Do something. - Yeah, no. Okay, uh... So, um, 534 00:23:43,962 --> 00:23:46,950 oh, Cindy from Accounting says that she's gluten-free, right? 535 00:23:47,070 --> 00:23:49,142 But then yesterday she brings these muffins in 536 00:23:49,181 --> 00:23:50,777 - that are clearly not... - Uh, no. Kevin, you're up. 537 00:23:51,492 --> 00:23:54,263 Um, Olivia is... is back. 538 00:23:54,646 --> 00:23:56,728 Oh, okay. Better. Please proceed. 539 00:23:56,896 --> 00:23:58,729 - Yeah? So, Olivia's back, - Yeah. 540 00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:00,966 and, uh, she wants to get back together with me, of course, 541 00:24:01,005 --> 00:24:03,035 and, uh, she wants to star in the play, 542 00:24:03,195 --> 00:24:05,329 but the only thing is, I'm with Sloane now, you know, 543 00:24:05,350 --> 00:24:07,329 and Sloane's starring in the play. So, all of this is happening 544 00:24:07,372 --> 00:24:08,968 while I'm producing the play, acting in the play. 545 00:24:08,976 --> 00:24:11,058 I'm trying to secure all this publicity for the play, 546 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,240 and I'm trying to be taken seriously for the first time 547 00:24:13,261 --> 00:24:15,012 - in my entire adult life, so... - Hmm. 548 00:24:15,404 --> 00:24:17,425 Whoa. What are you gonna do? 549 00:24:19,244 --> 00:24:20,289 I don't know. 550 00:24:20,595 --> 00:24:23,430 I... I don't... I mean, they're both really great in the play. 551 00:24:23,886 --> 00:24:25,401 You know, Olivia is more famous, 552 00:24:25,414 --> 00:24:27,135 but she also might be mentally ill. 553 00:24:27,255 --> 00:24:28,572 True. 554 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,744 I feel like they're both sexy, though, you know. 555 00:24:30,864 --> 00:24:32,435 I mean, in different kinds of ways. Right? 556 00:24:32,452 --> 00:24:34,298 So, like, Sloane I see as like... 557 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,194 - like hot, librarian sexy. Right? - Oh. 558 00:24:37,237 --> 00:24:38,807 - Uh-huh. - Whereas, Olivia's more like, you know, 559 00:24:38,824 --> 00:24:40,751 like, uh, intense artist kind of sexy, 560 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,098 - which is different. - Mm-hmm. 561 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,271 But she's also British, which makes her 562 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:46,005 hot librarian sexy, as well, 563 00:24:46,035 --> 00:24:47,946 - Oh, my God, man. Are you kidding me? - kind of by default... 564 00:24:47,972 --> 00:24:49,546 - This is... - What? 565 00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:51,843 Two beautiful women wanting to be with you, 566 00:24:51,868 --> 00:24:53,104 - that's not a problem. - Yeah. 567 00:24:53,134 --> 00:24:54,257 You want to know a problem? 568 00:24:54,308 --> 00:24:56,343 A problem is your dying biological father 569 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:57,526 suddenly turning gay. 570 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:58,933 - Well, hmm. - That's... 571 00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:00,646 - Why is that a problem? - I don't know. 572 00:25:01,334 --> 00:25:03,090 We are a hot mess, huh? 573 00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:05,534 - Yeah. - Big Three? 574 00:25:05,594 --> 00:25:07,322 Big Three. 575 00:25:14,650 --> 00:25:16,397 - Hi. - Hey. 576 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,611 Mm. How are you, babe? 577 00:25:19,627 --> 00:25:21,520 I'm good. I'm good. How are you? 578 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:23,957 I'm okay, thank you. What are you doing? 579 00:25:24,077 --> 00:25:26,269 Doing stuff. 580 00:25:26,877 --> 00:25:31,127 Hey, did you know that if you squint your eyes real hard 581 00:25:31,131 --> 00:25:32,944 and look at this bank statement, 582 00:25:32,949 --> 00:25:35,854 you could actually see some extra zeros? 583 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:38,346 Hey, how was lunch with your mom? 584 00:25:38,466 --> 00:25:40,195 Uh... 585 00:25:41,082 --> 00:25:43,084 - judgmental. - Mm-hmm. 586 00:25:43,204 --> 00:25:44,773 Yeah. 587 00:25:48,988 --> 00:25:50,564 But she, um... 588 00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,985 ... she did have kind of an interesting idea. 589 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,077 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 590 00:25:58,814 --> 00:26:02,396 She suggested that maybe once 591 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,364 - we have the kids, - Mm-hmm. 592 00:26:04,429 --> 00:26:06,080 We move in with them. 593 00:26:08,086 --> 00:26:10,731 'Cause they have all that space, and, 594 00:26:10,785 --> 00:26:12,388 you know, we could save money, 595 00:26:12,431 --> 00:26:14,603 live with them for a year or two. 596 00:26:16,292 --> 00:26:18,357 Hey-o. 597 00:26:21,428 --> 00:26:23,130 Oh, oh, you're serious. 598 00:26:24,618 --> 00:26:27,538 Um, uh... 599 00:26:28,770 --> 00:26:32,840 babe, you... your mother drives you nuts. 600 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,233 You sure you want her standing over your shoulder 601 00:26:35,249 --> 00:26:37,194 every minute with three babies? 602 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:38,707 I think it could be nice... 603 00:26:39,821 --> 00:26:41,482 to have family around, you know. 604 00:26:45,243 --> 00:26:49,407 Who are you? And what have you done with my wife? 605 00:26:49,527 --> 00:26:51,875 Jack, I'm serious. 606 00:26:51,995 --> 00:26:53,610 She does mean well. 607 00:26:53,859 --> 00:26:55,304 Yeah. 608 00:26:55,424 --> 00:26:57,374 And I think it could be... 609 00:26:58,699 --> 00:27:00,623 good for us. So I want to try 610 00:27:00,623 --> 00:27:02,507 and keep an open mind about it, okay? 611 00:27:02,627 --> 00:27:03,690 Okay. 612 00:27:05,561 --> 00:27:08,522 Yeah. You know, now that I think about it, there is one thing 613 00:27:08,535 --> 00:27:10,652 you could do for the babies, right now. 614 00:27:10,665 --> 00:27:12,364 - Babe, I'm gonna find three cribs. - I need a gallon 615 00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:13,883 of mint chocolate chip ice cream. 616 00:27:13,952 --> 00:27:16,335 There she is. 617 00:27:16,561 --> 00:27:18,268 - Yeah. - There's my wife. 618 00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:19,485 There I am. 619 00:27:19,524 --> 00:27:20,825 - Okay. - Okay. 620 00:27:20,885 --> 00:27:22,084 - Go. - I'll be right back. 621 00:27:22,105 --> 00:27:23,945 - Thank you. - Uh-huh. 622 00:28:03,471 --> 00:28:05,455 Babe, I... I forgot my wallet. 623 00:28:05,492 --> 00:28:06,853 Oh. 624 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:11,446 Um, did you, um, did you check the coffee table? 625 00:28:11,457 --> 00:28:13,969 Yeah, it was... it was on the dresser. 626 00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:16,609 Good. Okay, I'm glad you found it. 627 00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,013 Um, just a gallon of mint chocolate chip, please. 628 00:28:21,051 --> 00:28:22,589 Yeah, I'm on it. 629 00:28:25,655 --> 00:28:27,274 Thank you. 630 00:28:28,118 --> 00:28:29,452 I'll be right back. 631 00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:42,918 Hey, Dad. 632 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,729 What the hell do you want? 633 00:29:53,008 --> 00:29:55,167 I need to borrow some money. 634 00:30:00,306 --> 00:30:02,593 Um, okay, so, you know, I mean, 635 00:30:02,626 --> 00:30:05,565 I've given this a lot of thought, obviously. And I, um... 636 00:30:06,270 --> 00:30:07,810 Um... 637 00:30:09,161 --> 00:30:11,057 I'm keeping Sloane in the play, 638 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,006 because she's worked really hard, you know, 639 00:30:13,055 --> 00:30:14,883 and she's good in the play, she's great. 640 00:30:14,926 --> 00:30:16,996 And, uh, she didn't abandon us. 641 00:30:17,202 --> 00:30:20,183 You know, I trust her, so I'm, I'm keeping her in the play. 642 00:30:22,324 --> 00:30:24,029 I understand. 643 00:30:26,550 --> 00:30:28,495 What about us? 644 00:30:36,150 --> 00:30:38,805 Yeah. I'm gonna continue to date Sloane, because 645 00:30:38,807 --> 00:30:41,097 she's kind and she's sweet, she's funny. 646 00:30:41,104 --> 00:30:43,417 She likes me, you know? 647 00:30:44,620 --> 00:30:47,100 And... and... and you know what? 648 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:48,685 Sometimes you just got to do the right thing. 649 00:30:48,741 --> 00:30:50,144 Okay? You got to do the right thing, 650 00:30:50,221 --> 00:30:51,903 even if it's not what you want. 651 00:30:56,339 --> 00:30:58,172 Well... 652 00:30:59,209 --> 00:31:01,352 Surprise final act. 653 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:06,984 Best of luck. 654 00:31:10,878 --> 00:31:13,382 Now I am gonna go and have incredible sex 655 00:31:13,386 --> 00:31:16,300 with a complete stranger and forget I ever met you. 656 00:31:18,391 --> 00:31:20,185 So harsh. 657 00:31:26,268 --> 00:31:27,426 Hey. 658 00:31:28,941 --> 00:31:30,343 I tell you what, that was intense. 659 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,129 Not a lot of fun. Um... 660 00:31:34,134 --> 00:31:35,629 I feel like I need a drink. 661 00:31:35,631 --> 00:31:36,948 Do you want to... you want to go somewhere, 662 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,113 have a drink with me? 663 00:31:38,233 --> 00:31:39,483 Somewhere? 664 00:31:39,719 --> 00:31:41,539 You know, I'm, uh... 665 00:31:43,286 --> 00:31:45,838 I'm just gonna lay low tonight. 666 00:31:46,143 --> 00:31:48,054 It's a big rehearsal tomorrow. 667 00:31:49,126 --> 00:31:50,747 It's the right thing to do. 668 00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:56,281 Sloane... 669 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:05,715 Hey, Tobe. 670 00:32:06,223 --> 00:32:07,914 They said it went perfectly and 671 00:32:08,568 --> 00:32:11,067 that you're gonna be awake soon. 672 00:32:14,294 --> 00:32:15,796 So... 673 00:32:16,514 --> 00:32:18,136 I love you, too. 674 00:32:19,186 --> 00:32:20,765 Just an FYI. 675 00:32:21,325 --> 00:32:24,443 Um... Oh. I've never said that 676 00:32:24,942 --> 00:32:27,614 to anyone I wasn't related to. 677 00:32:30,619 --> 00:32:32,536 Listen, this is scary. 678 00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,833 This is all just... 679 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:37,282 scary, honestly. 680 00:32:40,879 --> 00:32:44,447 But I want to spend the rest of my life with you, Toby. 681 00:32:45,019 --> 00:32:47,691 I mean, if you'll... if you'll have me. 682 00:32:55,629 --> 00:32:57,036 That would've been a lot hotter 683 00:32:57,066 --> 00:33:00,082 if you were in some kind of, like, sexy nurse's outfit. 684 00:33:00,263 --> 00:33:01,545 W... 685 00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:03,567 Uh, how long have you been awake? 686 00:33:03,988 --> 00:33:05,541 About an hour. 687 00:33:05,787 --> 00:33:07,577 - What? - Uh... Sorry. 688 00:33:08,742 --> 00:33:10,244 - Yeah. - Toby. 689 00:33:10,554 --> 00:33:12,331 Did you mean all that stuff? 690 00:33:13,196 --> 00:33:14,828 Yeah. 691 00:33:15,188 --> 00:33:18,818 I would totally marry you if that's something you're down with. 692 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:21,222 You would? 693 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:23,955 I'd marry the hell out of you, Kate Pearson. 694 00:33:26,096 --> 00:33:28,376 You would? 695 00:33:28,393 --> 00:33:30,786 - Wait, just like that? - Just like that. 696 00:33:32,534 --> 00:33:35,524 It was just like that from the moment I met you, kid. 697 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,639 All of this is just... 698 00:33:40,897 --> 00:33:43,011 life trying to get in the way. 699 00:33:43,131 --> 00:33:45,501 - Yeah. - Yeah. 700 00:33:56,999 --> 00:33:58,521 You're back. 701 00:34:01,209 --> 00:34:02,640 I am. 702 00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,674 Do you think we've bonded? 703 00:34:09,658 --> 00:34:11,115 Since you moved in. 704 00:34:11,540 --> 00:34:13,422 I kind of thought we had. 705 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,466 Sure. 706 00:34:17,628 --> 00:34:20,371 Then why is it so easy for you to push me to the side? 707 00:34:21,021 --> 00:34:23,730 Me, Beth, the girls. 708 00:34:24,469 --> 00:34:27,072 Ever since Jessie came back into your life, 709 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,853 it's like you don't care about spending time with us. 710 00:34:30,148 --> 00:34:32,795 And I'm not trying to act like some kind of jealous teenager, 711 00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:35,317 - nor deny you your love life, be... - Stop. 712 00:34:41,394 --> 00:34:45,051 And don't give me some damn story about your cat. 713 00:34:51,343 --> 00:34:53,440 I can feel it now, Randall. 714 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:58,269 This cancer is coming for me sooner than later. 715 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:01,206 I can feel it. 716 00:35:02,637 --> 00:35:04,701 Now, Jessie can handle it. 717 00:35:05,707 --> 00:35:07,955 He's seen this stuff. 718 00:35:08,527 --> 00:35:10,955 He's been helping me make arrangements, 719 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,117 taking me to some of the best 720 00:35:13,193 --> 00:35:15,497 state-funded nursing homes, 721 00:35:15,694 --> 00:35:18,974 trying to find a good place to go before this gets really bad. 722 00:35:18,979 --> 00:35:20,679 What are you talking about? 723 00:35:21,071 --> 00:35:24,201 I will not put this on you, Randall. 724 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:27,452 - I won't do that to your family. - It's our family, William. 725 00:35:29,263 --> 00:35:31,162 Look, this is your home now. 726 00:35:31,845 --> 00:35:34,179 You've lived in this home, and... 727 00:35:34,997 --> 00:35:36,966 if it comes to that, you can die in it. 728 00:35:37,086 --> 00:35:38,741 You're not gonna be crawling underneath 729 00:35:38,768 --> 00:35:40,462 someone else's porch like some dog. 730 00:35:40,478 --> 00:35:43,489 - I don't want to do this to you. - I can take it. 731 00:35:47,238 --> 00:35:50,008 The medication isn't working anymore. 732 00:35:51,551 --> 00:35:54,154 It just makes me feel sicker. 733 00:35:57,521 --> 00:35:59,683 This is not how I wanted to... 734 00:36:02,458 --> 00:36:04,663 Do you want to stop the chemo, William? 735 00:36:09,221 --> 00:36:10,716 Yeah. 736 00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,168 Okay. 737 00:36:18,089 --> 00:36:20,676 - It's okay. - Mm. 738 00:36:21,234 --> 00:36:23,066 - Everything's gonna be okay. - Mm-hmm. 739 00:36:23,404 --> 00:36:25,136 Okay. 740 00:36:25,905 --> 00:36:27,471 We'll stop it. 741 00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:36,082 You must be in a real jam to come to me. 742 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:38,928 Why do you need the money? 743 00:36:39,336 --> 00:36:40,858 Just in... 744 00:36:41,942 --> 00:36:44,649 a tight spot, is all. 745 00:36:45,585 --> 00:36:47,371 Of course you are. 746 00:36:48,366 --> 00:36:50,195 What's it for? 747 00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:52,566 Women? Gambling? 748 00:36:52,937 --> 00:36:55,460 Something else? 749 00:36:56,385 --> 00:36:58,057 Gambling. 750 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,677 You know, your mother was bad with money, too. 751 00:37:05,091 --> 00:37:07,119 Yeah, well... 752 00:37:12,588 --> 00:37:14,901 Bad at everything, actually. 753 00:37:19,849 --> 00:37:21,984 Listen, can you help me out? 754 00:37:34,995 --> 00:37:36,838 Look, you were right about me. 755 00:37:36,958 --> 00:37:38,570 You've always been right about me. 756 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:40,177 I'm no good. I'm never gonna be any good. 757 00:37:40,209 --> 00:37:42,745 And I come to you, and I've got my hand out. So... 758 00:37:44,156 --> 00:37:46,933 can you bail me out? 759 00:38:32,953 --> 00:38:34,342 Wait. 760 00:38:35,098 --> 00:38:38,217 - Jack, why are we here? - Oh, I forgot something. Uh, 761 00:38:38,337 --> 00:38:42,359 this is the money pit that I've been working on. 762 00:38:42,479 --> 00:38:44,081 Oof. 763 00:38:44,484 --> 00:38:47,023 - Hey, babe? - Yeah. 764 00:38:47,491 --> 00:38:48,814 What? 765 00:38:48,934 --> 00:38:50,223 I bought it. 766 00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,734 What? 767 00:38:52,003 --> 00:38:53,402 Yeah. 768 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,290 How? 769 00:38:56,892 --> 00:38:59,924 I scraped together some cash and I got a loan 770 00:38:59,957 --> 00:39:01,879 and I sold the Chevelle. 771 00:39:01,999 --> 00:39:05,082 Um, and... and then Ken, he... he gave this to me 772 00:39:05,119 --> 00:39:07,534 for a really, really good price. 773 00:39:08,136 --> 00:39:09,879 Uh... 774 00:39:10,949 --> 00:39:13,037 Uh, how... 775 00:39:13,157 --> 00:39:16,700 What... what about a... a down payment though? 776 00:39:16,748 --> 00:39:18,770 Well, we... we had... we had enough. 777 00:39:18,792 --> 00:39:20,405 We had enough stashed away. 778 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:23,126 Come here. Come look at this. This place has got great bones. 779 00:39:23,127 --> 00:39:24,993 Look at this kitchen, huh? How great is this? 780 00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:27,084 You can have, like, a full range, two counters. 781 00:39:27,127 --> 00:39:29,031 I mean, we've got... we've got six months 782 00:39:29,058 --> 00:39:31,719 until the babies are born. I mean, look at the fireplace. 783 00:39:31,762 --> 00:39:33,790 I... I can get a lot done in six months, 784 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:36,448 you know, at least get the... the downstairs 785 00:39:36,449 --> 00:39:38,759 and the bathrooms done so we could use 'em. 786 00:39:38,797 --> 00:39:40,658 I don't know, Jack. 787 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,196 - You need to see upstairs. - What? 788 00:39:42,228 --> 00:39:43,772 Come on, babe. You need... you need to see the upstairs. 789 00:39:43,777 --> 00:39:46,090 You got to check this out. 790 00:39:46,472 --> 00:39:48,004 Is that even safe, 791 00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:49,893 - to walk up these? - Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. 792 00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:51,911 Jimmy laid these. He's a really good carpenter. Just... 793 00:39:51,943 --> 00:39:55,137 watch that second step. Come on. Right over it. 794 00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:57,939 Got some work to do. I'll fix that window. 795 00:39:57,982 --> 00:40:00,020 But I got a beautiful banister. 796 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,763 Babe, we got three bedrooms. 797 00:40:01,817 --> 00:40:03,398 There's one bedroom/bathroom. 798 00:40:03,441 --> 00:40:04,823 This could be the nursery. 799 00:40:04,893 --> 00:40:06,463 And then... Oh, this is the master. 800 00:40:06,484 --> 00:40:08,257 This is the master. It's... 801 00:40:08,926 --> 00:40:10,390 You know, it's all here. 802 00:40:10,411 --> 00:40:12,552 And this is gonna be a great place to raise a family. 803 00:40:12,573 --> 00:40:14,063 Can you see it? 804 00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:25,428 We need to be quiet so we don't wake anybody else up, okay? 805 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:27,225 Shh. Shh. 806 00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:32,387 Shh. 807 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:34,357 You want to dry off now? 808 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:37,725 Does everybody feel clean, ready for a tub? 809 00:40:38,585 --> 00:40:40,744 - No? No? - No. 810 00:40:40,746 --> 00:40:43,119 - Too dirty. - You got to go get him. 811 00:40:43,165 --> 00:40:45,734 You got to go get him. Go get him. 812 00:41:01,258 --> 00:41:03,093 Yeah. 813 00:41:10,605 --> 00:41:13,578 - We have a home. - We have a home.