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Is this the greatest
power in the universe?
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A fugitive Variant's been
killing our Minutemen.
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Whoever this Variant is, we
haven't been able to find him.
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The Time Variance Authority
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and the gods of Asgard,
one and the same.
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Drunk with power, blinded to the truth.
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The Time-Keepers are monitoring
every aspect of this case.
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He's hiding in apocalypses.
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You're the fool the TVA
brought in to hunt me down.
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Me, I presume.
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I'm going to overthrow the Time-Keepers.
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I'm not interested in ruling
the Time Variance Authority.
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I gave it away.
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The Time-Keepers, where they are.
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What do you want?
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No! No! Loki, wait!
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Wait! Loki, wait!
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No! Wait, Loki!
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We could do potato skins
or buffalo fingers...
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Or we could eat somewhere else.
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Why do you hate this place?
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I don't hate it, I fear it.
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Do you know how many times
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the health department has
closed this place down?
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Well, the drinks seem fine.
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Mmm...
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Oh, God!
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Ah, brain freeze!
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You know what brain
freeze is, don't you?
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Here we go.
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It's when you sip something so cold...
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Brain freeze associated
with coldness... Got it.
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Wait, I'm being serious.
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So, it permeates the roof of your mouth
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and it freezes the
synapses in your brain.
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So, your memories are
literally frozen in place.
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- That is absolutely not true.
- It is!
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Okay. Try it. Whatever you're thinking
about will get frozen in place.
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I'm gonna ask you a question,
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and you won't be able to answer
until the synapses have melted.
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Challenge accepted.
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Okay, ask.
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How many people are
guarding the Time-Keepers?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Hey, how long have we been best friends?
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Too long.
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Seriously, you know you
can tell me anything, right?
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Of course.
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Why won't you tell me how many
people are guarding the Time-Keepers?
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Oh, well, there's...
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This place, I...
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I remember, I know this place.
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But I don't know you.
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It's okay. You're just tired.
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Yeah. I'm probably just tired.
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How do I find the elevators?
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They're gold.
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All Minutemen to armory.
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Protect the timeline.
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All Minutemen to armory.
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Protect the timeline.
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I don't know, sir.
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All Minutemen to armory.
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Protect the timeline.
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Hey! Stop!
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A few questions.
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Have you really got
nothing else better to do?
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Rude.
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Are you sure you're a Loki?
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- You're in my way.
- You are my way.
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I thought perhaps we
could work together.
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But now I see you lack vision.
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So, either you'll come willingly...
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Or you won't. Either way, that's
how I get to the Time-Keepers.
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Oh, God. Shut up!
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Hey!
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Come any closer and I'll kill him.
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Go for it.
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Get off my leg!
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Goodbye, Variant.
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You're outta juice.
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It's not working.
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Right...
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Just give it back to me.
You don't even know how to recharge it.
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Of course I do. You're not
the only tech savvy Loki.
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Don't ever call me that.
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- Tech savvy?
- No, a Loki.
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You're just fully a magician then?
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Fine. For my next trick,
I'll make you disappear.
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- Is that one of your powers?
- Where did you send us?
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_
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You idiot! This is Lamentis 1.
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I don't know what that means!
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The moon that planet is about
to crash into and destroy.
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Of all of the apocalypses saved
on that TemPad, this is the worst!
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No one makes it off here!
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Watch out!
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I'm sorry, madam. Didn't have
time to scan the brochure.
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By the way, I thought
you wanted me dead.
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I don't know where you hid that TemPad,
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but if you blow up, it blows
up, and then I end up blown up.
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There!
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- So we're a team now?
- Oh, God, no!
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Get down!
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Didn't need your help!
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You're so weird!
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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You trying to enchant me?
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It won't work.
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Why? Because you're a magician?
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- No, because my mind is too strong.
- Fine!
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Look. Are we really about
to do this here? Again?
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What do you propose instead?
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I don't know. A truce?
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Listen, neither of us
is getting off this rock
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if we can't get that
TemPad turned back on.
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Where do you have it hidden?
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- In my heart.
- Well, then, I'll cut it out.
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Nice. Very droll. Lovely.
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Okay, yes, I do have the TemPad,
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but I'm not gonna get very far if you
keep trying to kill me every 30 seconds.
124
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You're full of it because you
need me to get that recharged.
125
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That's the only reason
you saved me out there.
126
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Maybe.
127
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Yeah. I mean, sure. That too.
128
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Or we could slaughter each other
here in this abandoned mining shack.
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- What do you say?
- Good for me.
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The plan you interrupted
was years in the making.
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- Years!
- Okay, got it.
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And as soon as I turn
that TemPad back on,
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I'm going straight back to the
TVA to finish what I started.
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Good.
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- I'll kill you then.
- Or I'll kill you.
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Where're you going?
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There's power somewhere on this moon.
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We just need enough to travel through
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inter-dimensional time and space.
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Jeez!
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Yep.
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So, what's the plan?
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There's a town near
here. And can you shut up?
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Just because I have to work with you
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doesn't mean I wanna hear your voice.
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All right, well... Slow down, Variant.
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What part of imminent
death confuses you?
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And don't call me "Variant."
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I'm sorry, but I'm not calling
some faded photocopy of me "Loki."
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Good. 'Cause that's not who
I am anymore. I'm Sylvie now.
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You changed your name. Brilliant.
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It's called an alias.
153
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It's not very Loki-like.
154
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Yeah? What exactly makes a Loki a Loki?
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Independence, authority, style.
156
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So, naturally you went to work
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for the boring, oppressive time police.
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I don't work for them. I'm a consultant.
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You don't know what you want.
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Oh, yeah? What about you?
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Your years-in-the-making plan
was to tear the place down,
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create the ultimate power
vacuum, and then just walk away.
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I'd never have done that.
164
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Yeah? Well, I'm not you.
165
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Can we get on with this now?
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It looks like everyone already fled.
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If they did, it was in vain.
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How long do we have?
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Twelve hours or so. Things down
here are only gonna get worse.
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More meteors, gravity quakes,
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and of course, the collapse of
society in the face of annihilation.
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Could that charge the TemPad?
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Maybe.
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I'm just checking the coupling.
Making sure it can connect.
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Right.
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Okay. Hand it over.
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Pitiful. I'm not giving it to you.
You're gonna have to try harder than that.
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Then don't give me your
"tech savvy" ideas either.
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The TemPad requires a massive
power source, not a night light.
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Brute force is no substitute
for diplomacy and guile.
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Noted.
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It's remarkable that you ever
made it as far as you did.
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Sorry about that.
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Don't be. I enjoyed it.
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Oh... I did too.
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But I can assure you,
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despite my acquaintance
behaving like an animal...
188
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...uh, we mean you no harm.
We're simply weary travelers.
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Sure you are.
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Hello, dear.
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Patrice?
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It... It's been a long time.
193
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You're as beautiful as...
194
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Patrice never said a thing
that nice in 30 years.
195
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You're no travelers, you're devils.
196
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Which one was that? Diplomacy?
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- Or...
- Don't. Just don't.
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What do you devils want with me?
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00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:10,265
We just wanna ask you a
question. Where is everyone?
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The ark.
201
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The evacuation vessel.
202
00:15:18,329 --> 00:15:21,746
Something like that would have
enough juice to repower the TemPad.
203
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,375
How do we get there?
204
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:31,833
Train station's the edge of town.
But you'll never get a ticket.
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Come on, let's go.
206
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Quiet down!
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Get back!
208
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,664
What's going on?
209
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:06,331
The ark leaves tonight and we've
been waiting in line for hours.
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For hours.
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Well, this looks fun.
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Come on.
213
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,081
We can't fight our way onto that train.
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00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,623
Who said anything about fighting?
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00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:18,731
- All your plans involve fighting.
- Not this one.
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00:16:18,734 --> 00:16:22,497
I'm going to enchant a guard,
have him lead us through the crowd,
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and if anyone gives us any trouble...
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00:16:24,625 --> 00:16:26,164
Make him start shooting?
219
00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:29,081
And then what, kill every
guard and hijack the train?
220
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Whether or not there's a
fight is entirely up to them.
221
00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,583
We're doing this one my way.
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00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:40,623
- How do I look?
- Like someone with a shit plan.
223
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,623
- It's a great plan.
- Hmm.
224
00:16:42,625 --> 00:16:44,250
Just follow my lead.
225
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- Why can't we get on?
- Let us in! Come on!
226
00:16:48,458 --> 00:16:50,331
To Shuroo? This way, sir.
227
00:16:50,333 --> 00:16:52,916
Let us in! Women and children...
228
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:57,373
They're only giving
tickets out to the wealthy!
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00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,414
What about us?
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Tickets?
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00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,914
Whoa! Hey!
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Taking this one to Shuroo.
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Okay. And the tickets?
234
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:22,254
Orders come from the top
to get her on this train.
235
00:17:22,257 --> 00:17:23,757
Sir, this...
236
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Everything okay?
237
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,309
Yeah, everything's fine.
238
00:17:28,312 --> 00:17:31,504
Yeah, I just remembered
that headquarters radioed in
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their request for them this morning.
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Okay.
241
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,250
Okay.
242
00:17:45,291 --> 00:17:46,481
Tickets?
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00:17:55,060 --> 00:17:57,497
Good evening, passengers. Hi.
244
00:18:01,176 --> 00:18:04,288
Um, uh, look, I can't
go backwards on a train.
245
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,206
Well, I never sit
with my back to a door.
246
00:18:06,208 --> 00:18:08,789
What? There are doors on both sides.
247
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:10,184
Oh, just sit down.
248
00:18:13,355 --> 00:18:15,325
FYI, that wasn't even a plan.
249
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,409
Oh, really?
250
00:18:16,412 --> 00:18:18,123
Plans have multiple steps.
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00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:21,528
Dressing as a guard and getting
on a train is just doing a thing.
252
00:18:25,666 --> 00:18:28,918
Oh, you a bit tired? Feel free
to, you know, get some rest.
253
00:18:31,453 --> 00:18:34,160
I can't sleep in a place like this.
254
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:35,577
You can't sleep on a train?
255
00:18:35,580 --> 00:18:38,663
No. I can't sleep around
untrustworthy people.
256
00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:40,289
Oh, right. That me?
257
00:18:40,291 --> 00:18:42,372
But you feel free to take a nap.
258
00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:43,748
Nice try.
259
00:18:43,751 --> 00:18:46,629
I'm not gonna waste my time
rooting around for the TemPad
260
00:18:46,632 --> 00:18:49,339
when someone taught
you fairly decent magic.
261
00:18:49,342 --> 00:18:50,581
My mother.
262
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:00,625
What was she like?
263
00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,666
She was, um...
264
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:12,041
A Queen of Asgard.
265
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:16,916
She was good. Purely decent.
266
00:19:18,666 --> 00:19:21,004
Are you sure she was your mother?
267
00:19:21,007 --> 00:19:23,248
Oh, no, she's not
actually. I was adopted.
268
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,539
Is that a bit of a spoiler
for you? Sorry about that.
269
00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:27,164
No, I knew I was adopted.
270
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,331
What? They told you?
271
00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:32,625
- Yeah. Did they not tell you?
- No.
272
00:19:34,333 --> 00:19:37,456
I mean, they did, eventually.
273
00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:42,331
Hang on a second. So, tell...
Tell me about your mother.
274
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,539
I barely remember her.
275
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:46,750
Just blips of a dream at this point.
276
00:19:52,924 --> 00:19:55,207
You know, when I was
young, she'd do these
277
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,161
little bits of magic for me.
278
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:04,250
Like turn a flower into a frog
or cast fireworks over the water.
279
00:20:05,356 --> 00:20:06,729
It all seemed impossible.
280
00:20:06,732 --> 00:20:09,418
She told me that I'd be
able to do it too because...
281
00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,778
Because I could do anything.
282
00:20:16,041 --> 00:20:17,791
You wanna see?
283
00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:26,500
Not bad.
284
00:20:32,072 --> 00:20:35,904
She was the kinda person
you'd want to believe in you.
285
00:20:35,907 --> 00:20:37,323
Sounds like she does.
286
00:20:39,125 --> 00:20:40,291
Well, she did.
287
00:20:42,734 --> 00:20:46,731
So, where'd you learn to do the...
288
00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:50,081
- You know, the... Whatever it is?
- I taught myself.
289
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,458
- You taught yourself that magic?
- Yeah, I did.
290
00:20:54,234 --> 00:20:55,482
What, do you just...
291
00:20:55,485 --> 00:20:59,538
You just go into their minds and
project some sort of illusion?
292
00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:00,956
It'd be easier if I just...
293
00:21:00,958 --> 00:21:03,581
Enchanted me and take the
TemPad and leap out the train?
294
00:21:03,583 --> 00:21:05,289
- No, thank you.
- Well then, don't ask.
295
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,831
- Okay.
- Champagne?
296
00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,998
Ah, yes. Thank you very much.
297
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,164
No, I'm good, thanks.
298
00:21:11,166 --> 00:21:13,541
Oh, I'll take hers. Thank you.
299
00:21:15,083 --> 00:21:16,083
Cheers.
300
00:21:18,041 --> 00:21:19,666
To the end of the world.
301
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:25,664
A pity the old woman chose
to die, don't you think?
302
00:21:25,666 --> 00:21:28,262
- She was in love.
- She hated him.
303
00:21:28,265 --> 00:21:29,942
Maybe love is hate.
304
00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:34,539
Should probably remember that.
305
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,789
What was that? "Love is..."
306
00:21:36,791 --> 00:21:39,020
- "Love is hate."
- Oh, piss off!
307
00:21:42,485 --> 00:21:46,150
So, on the subject of love,
308
00:21:46,153 --> 00:21:50,859
is there a lucky beau waiting for
you at the end of this crusade?
309
00:21:50,862 --> 00:21:52,770
- Yeah, there is, actually.
- Oh.
310
00:21:52,773 --> 00:21:54,517
Managed to maintain quite a serious
311
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,789
long-distance relationship with a postman
312
00:21:56,791 --> 00:21:58,248
whilst running across time...
313
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,331
...from one apocalypse to another.
314
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,914
With charm like that,
who could resist you?
315
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:06,456
Well, people are quite willing
in the face of certain doom.
316
00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,750
I'm sure they are.
317
00:22:09,117 --> 00:22:11,450
It was only ever just to keep me going.
318
00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:16,248
How about you? You're a prince.
319
00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:21,584
Must've been would-be-princesses
or perhaps, another prince.
320
00:22:24,736 --> 00:22:28,276
A bit of both. I
suspect the same as you.
321
00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:30,205
But, nothing ever...
322
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:31,375
Real.
323
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:34,727
Mmm...
324
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,942
Love is mischief, then.
325
00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:44,208
No.
326
00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,416
Love is...
327
00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:59,248
uh, something I might have to
have another drink to think about.
328
00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:02,331
You do realize we're
about to try and hijack
329
00:23:02,333 --> 00:23:05,123
the power source to a
civilization's only hope?
330
00:23:05,125 --> 00:23:06,956
- I do.
- It's not gonna be easy.
331
00:23:06,958 --> 00:23:08,206
We should rest.
332
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:11,833
All right. You relax your
way and I'll relax mine.
333
00:23:35,942 --> 00:23:37,831
♪ She sings, she sings come home ♪
334
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:40,039
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
335
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,206
Where's your uniform?
336
00:23:46,208 --> 00:23:47,915
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
337
00:23:47,917 --> 00:23:49,623
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
338
00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:51,665
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
339
00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,706
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
340
00:24:35,369 --> 00:24:37,223
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
341
00:24:37,226 --> 00:24:40,426
♪ When she sings,
she sings come home ♪
342
00:24:40,429 --> 00:24:43,538
- To Sylvie, everybody!
- Yeah!
343
00:24:45,458 --> 00:24:47,614
Another!
344
00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:53,373
You're drunk.
345
00:24:53,375 --> 00:24:54,998
No, I'm just full.
346
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,623
But bear in mind, I'm very full.
347
00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:00,331
Now, I need you to try this.
348
00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,748
It pairs very nicely
with the Figgy Port.
349
00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:05,206
Who's got the Figgy Port?
350
00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:07,164
You have to take my
word on the Figgy Port.
351
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:09,456
Where's your uniform? We're
meant to be laying low.
352
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,706
Nobody cares. It's the end of the world.
353
00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,789
- I think something's happening.
- Yes.
354
00:25:13,791 --> 00:25:16,206
Uh, that planet is
about to crash into us.
355
00:25:16,208 --> 00:25:19,164
Don't be an ass. I saw some
people looking at you weirdly.
356
00:25:19,166 --> 00:25:20,254
What?
357
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,206
When did you get so paranoid?
358
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,456
It must have started when
I spent my entire life
359
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:28,539
running from the omniscient
fascists you work for.
360
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,164
It's a shame to let that go to waste.
361
00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:35,748
Hey! Change of subject.
I thought of an answer.
362
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:36,873
To what?
363
00:25:36,875 --> 00:25:38,291
Your question.
364
00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:44,791
Love is a dagger.
365
00:25:46,208 --> 00:25:52,289
It's a weapon to be wielded
far away or up close.
366
00:25:52,291 --> 00:25:55,583
You can see yourself
in it. It's beautiful.
367
00:25:57,642 --> 00:25:59,517
Until it makes you bleed.
368
00:26:00,759 --> 00:26:03,259
But ultimately, when you reach for it...
369
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,333
- It isn't real.
- Yeah.
370
00:26:09,336 --> 00:26:10,840
Love is an imaginary dagger.
371
00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,456
Doesn't make sense, does it?
372
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,123
No. Terrible metaphor.
373
00:26:15,125 --> 00:26:18,873
Damn. I thought I had something there.
374
00:26:18,875 --> 00:26:19,956
That's him.
375
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,458
- Stay cool.
- It's gonna be fine.
376
00:26:21,461 --> 00:26:23,536
Sir, can I see your tickets?
377
00:26:26,416 --> 00:26:28,664
You again. Hello.
378
00:26:28,666 --> 00:26:33,664
Um, tickets. Yes, of
course. Here they are.
379
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:37,873
Oops.
380
00:26:37,875 --> 00:26:39,623
Still, it looks lovely, doesn't it?
381
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:42,668
Look, is this really necessary?
There is a simple explanation...
382
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,706
- Hey.
- Huh?
383
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,041
What? Hey!
384
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:50,830
Get out of the way.
385
00:27:23,291 --> 00:27:25,623
Awful throw.
386
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,012
Oh, will you stop it?
387
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,164
Bye.
388
00:27:38,541 --> 00:27:40,748
TemPad.
389
00:27:59,916 --> 00:28:01,762
Well, that's not ideal.
390
00:28:01,765 --> 00:28:05,722
- Give me the TemPad.
- All right. All right. Okay.
391
00:28:13,666 --> 00:28:15,498
Well, I did take quite the tumble.
392
00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:17,873
You asshole. You killed us.
393
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:20,166
Maybe we can fix it. Okay? Um...
394
00:28:23,403 --> 00:28:24,998
You're not a serious man.
395
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,373
You're right. I'm a god.
396
00:28:26,375 --> 00:28:29,114
You're a clown. You
got drunk on the train.
397
00:28:29,117 --> 00:28:31,997
- I'm hedonistic. That's what I do.
- I'm hedonistic.
398
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,874
A lot more than you, I assure you.
399
00:28:33,875 --> 00:28:36,164
But never at the expense of the mission.
400
00:28:36,166 --> 00:28:38,123
Oh, the mission? The mission?
401
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:41,375
What, your glorious purpose? Give
me a break. You can't beat them.
402
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:01,250
Okay.
403
00:29:39,125 --> 00:29:42,250
Did the, uh, scream
make you feel better?
404
00:29:47,539 --> 00:29:49,539
Yes, it did.
405
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:52,791
You should try it sometime.
406
00:29:58,208 --> 00:29:59,623
What now?
407
00:29:59,625 --> 00:30:02,164
- I don't know. You broke the TemPad.
- Well...
408
00:30:02,166 --> 00:30:05,879
And that planet is
about to crash into us.
409
00:30:05,882 --> 00:30:08,498
- Well, yes, but...
- Yes, but what?
410
00:30:08,500 --> 00:30:10,956
Well, the entire moon
is destroyed, right?
411
00:30:10,958 --> 00:30:13,414
Yeah. And everyone on it is killed.
412
00:30:13,416 --> 00:30:15,875
- Including us.
- Yes, including us.
413
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,250
What about the ark?
414
00:30:22,239 --> 00:30:24,708
The ark never leaves
because it's destroyed.
415
00:30:27,166 --> 00:30:29,000
Never had us on it.
416
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:36,791
So what? We hijack the ark and
make sure it gets off this moon?
417
00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:41,541
I mean, sounds like a good idea to me.
418
00:30:45,125 --> 00:30:46,166
Okay.
419
00:30:47,934 --> 00:30:49,250
Really?
420
00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:09,206
You know, I don't think I've
ever walked this much in my life.
421
00:31:09,208 --> 00:31:10,664
That's a pretty good life.
422
00:31:10,666 --> 00:31:12,748
Well, you're lucky you missed it.
423
00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:15,332
Here's an idea. What if you enchanted me
424
00:31:15,333 --> 00:31:17,600
and you could walk for both of us?
425
00:31:17,603 --> 00:31:19,455
Or I take a nap in my subconscious,
426
00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,039
and then you could just
wake me when we arrive. Yeah?
427
00:31:22,041 --> 00:31:24,039
Yeah, that's not how enchantment works.
428
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,789
All right, how does it work?
429
00:31:25,791 --> 00:31:27,456
Doesn't matter.
430
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:31,581
You know, I feel like I've
told you so much about me.
431
00:31:31,583 --> 00:31:33,664
I really don't know the
first thing about you.
432
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:35,164
Thanks for the tactical advantage.
433
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:39,039
Ah, so, you want to use that
tactical advantage to kill me
434
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:40,248
when the TVA shows up.
435
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:41,789
Worried, are you?
436
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:44,192
I just need to know if I can trust you.
437
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:49,904
Okay, fine.
438
00:31:49,907 --> 00:31:53,123
You want to know how enchantment works.
439
00:31:53,125 --> 00:31:58,248
I have to make physical contact
and then grab hold of their mind.
440
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,373
How?
441
00:31:59,375 --> 00:32:00,873
It depends on the mind.
442
00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:03,998
Most are easy and I can
overtake them instantly.
443
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:07,623
Others, the stronger
ones, it gets tricky.
444
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,581
I'm in control, but they're there, too.
445
00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,498
In order to preserve the connection,
446
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:15,250
I have to create a fantasy
from their memories.
447
00:32:17,708 --> 00:32:19,583
And you call me a magician.
448
00:32:20,750 --> 00:32:24,956
That young soldier from the
TVA, her mind was messed up.
449
00:32:24,958 --> 00:32:26,581
Everything clouded.
450
00:32:26,583 --> 00:32:29,414
I had to pull a memory from
hundreds of years prior,
451
00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:31,623
before she even fought for them.
452
00:32:31,625 --> 00:32:34,831
What? What'd you just say?
453
00:32:34,833 --> 00:32:36,664
Before she joined the TVA?
454
00:32:36,666 --> 00:32:38,706
Yeah. She was just a
regular person on Earth.
455
00:32:38,708 --> 00:32:39,956
A regular person?
456
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,206
Loved margaritas.
457
00:32:42,208 --> 00:32:44,623
I was told that everyone
who works for the TVA
458
00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:46,498
was created by the Time-Keepers.
459
00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,373
That's ridiculous. They're
all Variants, just like us.
460
00:32:50,375 --> 00:32:51,706
They don't know that.
461
00:32:51,708 --> 00:32:53,748
All ticketed passengers...
462
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,206
That's our ride.
463
00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:57,169
Ten minutes until launch.
464
00:33:01,916 --> 00:33:03,416
Final boarding call.
465
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,206
Do we trust each other?
466
00:33:07,208 --> 00:33:09,664
We do and you can.
467
00:33:11,375 --> 00:33:14,654
Good. Because this is gonna suck.
468
00:33:16,250 --> 00:33:19,498
Remain calm. We're now at capacity.
469
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:22,123
Please return to your homes.
470
00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:23,289
Stand back!
471
00:33:23,291 --> 00:33:24,748
Let us on!
472
00:33:24,750 --> 00:33:25,831
Let us on!
473
00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:27,914
Five minutes until launch.
474
00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,039
They're gonna let these people die.
475
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:33,373
Five minutes until launch.
476
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,789
We have to get on and
make sure it takes off.
477
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:36,916
How?
478
00:33:38,255 --> 00:33:39,935
- We go around.
- Okay.
479
00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:48,539
Return to your homes.
480
00:33:50,791 --> 00:33:51,919
Get back!
481
00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,206
Stand back!
482
00:34:25,771 --> 00:34:27,416
- You okay?
- Yeah.
483
00:34:34,875 --> 00:34:36,748
Hold it! Stop right there.
484
00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:41,916
Just go.
485
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,498
Over here!
486
00:34:54,771 --> 00:34:56,120
You're gonna be okay.
487
00:34:58,416 --> 00:35:00,581
No! No, wait!
488
00:35:11,329 --> 00:35:12,538
Run!
489
00:35:16,402 --> 00:35:17,608
Watch out!
490
00:35:17,611 --> 00:35:18,986
I've got it!
491
00:35:21,250 --> 00:35:22,607
Come on. Let's go!
492
00:35:25,416 --> 00:35:26,740
We can still make it!
493
00:35:35,157 --> 00:35:36,708
Sylvie, come on!
494
00:36:12,341 --> 00:36:17,982
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