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In any ecosystem,
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you'll find a delicate balance
between predator and prey.
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Some well-known predators
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include Panthera leo,
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Ursus arctos,
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and star of the 1987 film Predator,
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Predator.
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Now, examples of prey
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include Oryctolagus cuniculus,
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Gallus gallus domesticus,
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and weighing in at
58 pounds soaking wet,
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Diminutive homo novus...
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Curiously, a close relative
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of Gallus gallus domesticus.
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Cooper.
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Your stop.
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Would you mind dropping
me off closer to my house?
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You know I'm not allowed to do that.
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What if I did your taxes?
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Sorry, kiddo.
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I could've gotten you a nice refund.
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The perilous journey
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from the bus stop to my front door
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was 97.5 meters.
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FYI, insisting on
using the metric system
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in East Texas is another reason
I was hunted by predators.
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Homo novus needs a Yoo-hoo.
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Jiu-jitsu?
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I've decided to learn self-defense.
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- Why?
- I'm quite small,
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and will be for several years,
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maybe even more if I'm a late bloomer.
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Your dad's big, maybe
you'll take after him.
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We both like my mom.
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I think that's where
the similarities end.
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You know, one of the books mentioned
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a Vietnamese martial art.
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Vovinam. I'm a blue belt.
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- Wow.
- Don't be impressed.
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It's what you get when
your mom buys the uniform.
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Do you remember any of it?
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I don't even know where the belt is.
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The book says jiu-jitsu
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is based on using your attacker's
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momentum against them.
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It's just physics. Come at me.
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Like, run at you?
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Well, I'm new to this, so
maybe just walk quickly.
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And what happens when I get to you?
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I'll use your inertia to take you down.
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Okay.
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And when does inertia take me down?
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Any second.
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I don't understand.
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I'm using physics.
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This leg lock is called
an Outside Ashi Garami.
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What happens next?
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That depends, is this your foot or mine?
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Cooper. Your stop.
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Ahh.
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I bowled a new high score last night.
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Nice.
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- I got two turkeys.
- What's a turkey?
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It's three strikes in a row.
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Why do they call it a turkey?
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Well, when they first invented bowling,
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they used to just throw
frozen turkeys at the pins.
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Eventually, they switched to balls
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to cut down on the smell.
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Why you lying to her?
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I find it keeps my mind sharp.
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Sheldon, breakfast!
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Be right there!
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Sheldon!
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Coming!
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Hello.
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Shelly, you all right?
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Yes. I must be a little sore
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from doing jiu-jitsu with Tam yesterday.
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Why were you doing jiu-jitsu?
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We're boys. Roughhousing is what we do.
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- What was that?
- What was what?
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That sound.
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What sound?
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What's all this?
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An extra layer of protection.
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Protection from what?
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Sweetie, is someone bothering you?
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- Yes.
- Who is it?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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No, I want a name right now.
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Mary.
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Have you been hurting him?
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Only with my words.
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Tell me who it is, Shelly.
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Mary, slow down.
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Don't tell me to slow down.
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- Someone is bullying him.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Sheldon, you can't go to
school wearing all that.
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Go to your room and take it off.
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Yes, sir.
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You go with him.
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But my cereal's gonna get soggy.
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Go.
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I'd like one nice morning.
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Why aren't you more upset about this?
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I am. I just think we
should proceed with caution.
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- Someone is hurting our son.
- I understand.
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But handling bullies is tricky. It...
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It's easy to make things worse.
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And what makes you the expert?
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Honey, I was a bully.
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He's right.
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You get involved in
this in the wrong way,
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and they'll take it out on Sheldon.
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Well, I'm sorry, but
I can't just stand by.
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Georgie, I need to talk
to you, and wake up,
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you're gonna be late.
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Got it covered. I slept in my clothes.
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Oh, Lord. Look, somebody has
been picking on your brother.
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You know anything about it?
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No.
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You better not be covering for anybody.
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I'm not. Most kids at school ignore him,
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and the girls all think he's cute.
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It's kind of annoying.
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Well, I need you to look after him.
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Why?
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Because I'm your mother,
and I'm asking you nicely.
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What if I don't want to?
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I don't care, you're doing it.
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How was that nice?
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So there I was flying above the city,
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but when I woke up, I couldn't fly.
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That's like the dream you had
where you were dating Madonna,
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but when you woke up, you weren't.
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Exactly.
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You ever have the ones where
your teeth are falling out?
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Better my teeth than my hair, but...
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- Sheldon?
- Over here.
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- What are you doing?
- Hiding.
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From who?
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Is Billy the one giving you trouble?
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No.
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His dad?
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No...
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No.
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She's a demon.
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The little Sparks girl?
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You're kidding. She seems so sweet.
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He says she slaps him
around, takes his lunch money.
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She even put a tadpole down his shirt.
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Poor kid, he tucks in those shirts.
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- She looks harmless.
- She's cute.
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So she probably gets away with stuff.
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I'm like that.
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I wonder if stray cats
poop in that sandbox.
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George.
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You need to talk to her parents.
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Me? Why me?
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Because you're more
intimidating than me.
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That's rich.
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Hey, Billy.
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Hello, Missy's dad.
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- Is your father home?
- Yes.
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Could you get him for me?
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Happy to.
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Dad, it's Missy's dad!
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He's also Sheldon's dad!
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Well, howdy, neighbor.
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Hey, Herschel.
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What brings you by? Chickens too loud?
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- Nah, they been fine.
- Good, good.
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Fried up the noisy one last week.
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That shut him up.
Anyway, how can I help?
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Uh, well...
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It's come to my attention that, uh...
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Sheldon's run into a bit of
trouble with your daughter.
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What kind of trouble?
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He says she been beating on him.
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- My Bobbi?
- Yeah.
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This one? The six-year-old?
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Bobbi, get over here!
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You realize I've taken
dumps bigger than this kid.
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- Hi, Daddy.
- Hey, babydoll, uh,
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Mr. Cooper says that you've
been picking on Sheldon.
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- Now, is that true?
- No, Daddy.
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Are you sure?
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Okay, go wash up for dinner.
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I don't know what to tell you, George.
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I mean, is it, is it possible
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your son has a little crush on her?
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Oh, I don't think he's wired that way.
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Oh, are you saying that he's a...
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No, no, I'm saying he's a bookworm.
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Unless she's math or a
dictionary, he ain't interested.
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- Mm.
- Yeah.
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Thanks for hearin' me out.
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Your wife sent you
over here, didn't she?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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I bet she did!
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Not talkin' about it!
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Tell her I said hi!
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How'd it go?
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Uh, good. Yeah.
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I handled it.
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Oh, thank the Lord.
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Yeah. Me and the Lord.
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Team effort.
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Hello, Bobbi.
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You told on me.
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Well, actually, my brother
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figured it out, so, technically,
I would argue that I didn't.
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Doesn't matter.
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Uh, I should let you know,
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I've read a book on jiu-jitsu.
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And I'm prepared to throw it at you.
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Shelly, it's just Bactine.
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Aah!
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I didn't even put it on you yet.
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You want to tell me what happened?
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Bobbi Sparks came into the garage...
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And she attacked you?
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Not exactly. I tried
to use jiu-jitsu on her,
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but I tripped and fell.
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Aw, baby. I'm so sorry you're
havin' to deal with this.
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It's okay.
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German philosopher
Friedrich Nietzsche said,
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"That which does not kill
us makes us stronger."
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And do you feel stronger?
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No.
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How are the knees?
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Better, thank you.
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Good.
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And regarding this jiu-jitsu
stuff, you should know
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that a man's not supposed
to raise his hand to a woman.
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Oh, I won't. I don't
want to hurt myself again.
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Did you ever have a bully
when you were growing up?
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Have you met your grandma?
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I thought you said you
handled it next door.
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I did say that.
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Where you goin'?
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To handle it.
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Should've been you in the first place.
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What?
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Good luck!
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Way to go, Scooby! That's my newshound!
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Missy, I could really use your help.
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With what?
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I'm being bullied by Bobbi Sparks.
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Hilarious. Go on.
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Madame Doo!
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That's me!
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Mom says a man should never
raise his hand to a woman.
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But I believe I've found a loophole.
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You're a woman, so
you're allowed to hit her
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as much as you want.
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Why would I do that?
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Because I'm willing to pay you.
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How much?
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My life savings, four dollars.
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That's a good start.
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Now, let's talk TV privileges.
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What do you want?
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Complete control every
afternoon for two months.
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That's when Professor Proton is on.
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I know. Sucks for you.
270
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I'm on fire!
271
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Hello, Brenda.
272
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Oh, hey, Mary.
273
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How many lanes you need?
274
00:13:42,057 --> 00:13:44,424
Actually, I'm here to talk to you.
275
00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:47,099
Seems that our kids are
havin' a little problem.
276
00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:48,996
Yeah. Herschel told me.
277
00:13:48,998 --> 00:13:50,964
Oh, good, good.
278
00:13:50,966 --> 00:13:53,474
So, I was wondering what
you're plannin' to do about it,
279
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:56,044
'cause the situation doesn't
seem to be gettin' any better.
280
00:13:56,047 --> 00:13:57,716
Well, if you haven't noticed,
281
00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,439
I'm at work right now.
282
00:13:59,441 --> 00:14:01,375
I see that.
283
00:14:01,377 --> 00:14:02,711
But you understand
284
00:14:02,714 --> 00:14:05,012
that your daughter's
being abusive to my son.
285
00:14:05,014 --> 00:14:08,382
Well, maybe your son
needs to grow a pair.
286
00:14:08,384 --> 00:14:10,317
And in due time, he will.
287
00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:11,985
But right now, I expect you
288
00:14:11,987 --> 00:14:14,154
to teach your children how to behave.
289
00:14:15,887 --> 00:14:18,287
Connie Tucker to the front desk, please.
290
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,027
Connie Tucker.
291
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,562
Why are you calling her?
292
00:14:21,564 --> 00:14:23,794
You say my daughter's
harassing your son.
293
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:26,366
Well, her daughter's harassing me.
294
00:14:26,368 --> 00:14:28,302
Hey, Mary.
295
00:14:28,304 --> 00:14:30,470
- What are you doin' here?
- Well,
296
00:14:30,472 --> 00:14:33,340
I was hopin' to have a rational
conversation about Shelly,
297
00:14:33,342 --> 00:14:35,475
but there's only one
person being rational.
298
00:14:35,478 --> 00:14:37,177
Uh, and it ain't you.
299
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,279
Could you excuse us for just a minute?
300
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,551
Do you understand that
you are in the place
301
00:14:44,553 --> 00:14:46,753
where I socialize three
to four days a week?
302
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:49,156
So you care more about
bowling than your grandson?
303
00:14:49,158 --> 00:14:50,490
Of course not. I'm just saying
304
00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:52,259
maybe there's a better
way to go about it.
305
00:14:52,261 --> 00:14:54,661
Now, I'm warnin' you,
Brenda is one mean...
306
00:14:54,663 --> 00:14:56,396
I know you don't like bad language,
307
00:14:56,398 --> 00:14:59,066
but we are in a bowling
alley... One mean bitch.
308
00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:01,576
Well, I can be mean, too.
309
00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:04,271
Okay, you listen to me. You get your kid
310
00:15:04,273 --> 00:15:05,405
in line or I...
311
00:15:05,407 --> 00:15:07,607
What are you doing?
312
00:15:07,610 --> 00:15:08,642
Get out of here.
313
00:15:08,644 --> 00:15:10,277
This is my place of business.
314
00:15:11,547 --> 00:15:13,881
And now I see where
your daughter gets it.
315
00:15:13,883 --> 00:15:14,899
You know what?
316
00:15:14,902 --> 00:15:16,701
I have been nothin' but nice
317
00:15:16,704 --> 00:15:18,919
to you and your family
since the day y'all moved in,
318
00:15:18,921 --> 00:15:20,240
and I'm over it.
319
00:15:20,243 --> 00:15:21,755
Watching you walk around all holier
320
00:15:21,757 --> 00:15:23,131
than thou, like you're better
321
00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:24,271
than everyone else.
322
00:15:24,274 --> 00:15:25,359
Well, guess what,
323
00:15:25,361 --> 00:15:26,719
you're not.
324
00:15:28,564 --> 00:15:31,102
I'm gonna pray for you.
325
00:15:34,329 --> 00:15:37,604
She says that to me all the time.
326
00:15:37,607 --> 00:15:39,860
I'm not even sure she does it.
327
00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:49,468
How'd it go?
328
00:15:49,471 --> 00:15:51,562
I don't want to talk about it.
329
00:15:51,565 --> 00:15:53,631
Is that pine?
330
00:15:53,633 --> 00:15:55,266
We're not talkin' about it.
331
00:15:55,268 --> 00:15:57,435
And you get that!
332
00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:04,140
Herschel.
333
00:16:04,143 --> 00:16:05,175
Hey, George.
334
00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:06,768
It has come to my attention
335
00:16:06,771 --> 00:16:09,447
that your wife went
to speak with my wife
336
00:16:09,449 --> 00:16:11,082
at her place of work,
337
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:12,984
- and, uh...
- She send you over here?
338
00:16:12,986 --> 00:16:16,187
Uh, the-the important thing
is that I'm here to tell you
339
00:16:16,189 --> 00:16:18,990
that, uh, Mary's behavior
was inappropriate.
340
00:16:18,992 --> 00:16:20,725
You know, it's interesting.
341
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,660
When I came to your
house, you were laughin',
342
00:16:22,662 --> 00:16:23,732
and...
343
00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,296
now you're all serious.
344
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:26,765
Why is that?
345
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,733
What do you say we go talk about this
346
00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,535
somewhere a little more comfortable?
347
00:16:30,537 --> 00:16:32,303
Who's at the door?
348
00:16:41,515 --> 00:16:44,015
Make yourself at home.
349
00:16:44,017 --> 00:16:45,116
Oh, boy.
350
00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:46,451
You hang out in here?
351
00:16:46,453 --> 00:16:47,552
Sure.
352
00:16:47,554 --> 00:16:48,820
Once you get used to the smell,
353
00:16:48,822 --> 00:16:50,661
it's not so bad.
354
00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:52,236
I coach a high school football team.
355
00:16:52,239 --> 00:16:53,479
This smells like petunias.
356
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,026
I like to...
357
00:16:55,028 --> 00:16:57,474
take a break from the family and...
358
00:16:57,477 --> 00:17:00,298
come out here and watch the games.
359
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,000
Ooh!
360
00:17:03,325 --> 00:17:05,203
Your wife don't mind?
361
00:17:05,205 --> 00:17:06,337
She don't know.
362
00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:07,839
She's scared to death of chickens.
363
00:17:07,841 --> 00:17:09,674
- Is that right?
- Once I found out,
364
00:17:09,676 --> 00:17:12,177
buildin' this coop was a no-brainer.
365
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,387
You were gone so long.
366
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,755
How did it go?
367
00:17:23,757 --> 00:17:25,466
Well...
368
00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:27,358
One lump or two?
369
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,761
Two, please.
370
00:17:29,763 --> 00:17:31,429
Billy?
371
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,099
Why would I want lumpy tea?
372
00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:35,533
Isn't he pretty?
373
00:17:35,535 --> 00:17:36,701
Very pretty.
374
00:17:36,703 --> 00:17:38,970
I feel pretty.
375
00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:47,245
I handled it.
376
00:17:47,247 --> 00:17:49,314
Thank you so much.
377
00:17:49,316 --> 00:17:51,028
We're family. It's what we do.
378
00:17:55,856 --> 00:17:58,523
Listen, I'm sorry my wife
went down to the bowling alley.
379
00:17:58,525 --> 00:18:01,536
Please, I'm sorry Brenda
made me come to your door.
380
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:02,672
I'm not.
381
00:18:02,675 --> 00:18:05,063
This is the most fun I've had all week.
382
00:18:05,065 --> 00:18:08,263
I-I feel bad about the
whole thing with the kids.
383
00:18:08,266 --> 00:18:10,167
Hey, it happens.
384
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:12,904
I know, but Bobbi shouldn't be
beatin' on Sheldon like that.
385
00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:14,643
- It's not okay.
- What's not okay
386
00:18:14,646 --> 00:18:16,941
is Sheldon gettin' beat
up by a little girl.
387
00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:18,409
Well...
388
00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:19,711
Yeah.
389
00:18:21,548 --> 00:18:23,540
Look, I'll talk to Bobbi.
390
00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:25,643
I don't know if it'll
help, but I'll try.
391
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:27,952
- Hey, you're a good man.
- Mm.
392
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:30,421
Yeah, I-I should be headin' back.
393
00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:31,755
Mm.
394
00:18:31,758 --> 00:18:34,425
All right, well, look,
come on by anytime.
395
00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:35,994
Yeah.
396
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:38,697
You know, we should obably
get our stories straight
397
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,732
before we talk to our respective...
398
00:18:40,734 --> 00:18:42,435
- mates.
- Sure.
399
00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,269
What do you want to say?
400
00:18:44,271 --> 00:18:45,937
How 'bout this?
401
00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:47,939
We had words,
402
00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:49,674
it almost got ugly,
403
00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:51,142
but we came to an understanding.
404
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:52,255
- I like that.
- Yeah.
405
00:18:52,258 --> 00:18:53,558
You want to take a swing at me?
406
00:18:53,561 --> 00:18:54,626
Make it look real?
407
00:18:54,629 --> 00:18:58,115
I have a freakishly
high tolerance for pain.
408
00:18:58,118 --> 00:19:00,411
No, no. But you're sweet for offering.
409
00:19:00,414 --> 00:19:03,081
- You have a good night.
- You, too, pal.
410
00:19:03,084 --> 00:19:04,388
Herschel!
411
00:19:04,391 --> 00:19:06,244
Where the hell are you?!
412
00:19:06,247 --> 00:19:07,559
Shh.
413
00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:10,128
I built a hidey-hole under here,
414
00:19:10,130 --> 00:19:13,398
but there's only room for one of us.
415
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,767
Where is that fat dumbass?
416
00:19:15,769 --> 00:19:19,571
Believe it or not, that means
I'm gettin' lucky tonight.
417
00:19:19,573 --> 00:19:22,106
Y'all have an odd relationship.
418
00:19:22,108 --> 00:19:24,842
Love is a mysterious thing.
419
00:19:24,844 --> 00:19:26,614
Herschel!
420
00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:33,851
Existing in a world of
predators isn't easy,
421
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:37,225
but we prey have developed
several natural defenses
422
00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:38,494
to help us survive.
423
00:19:38,497 --> 00:19:40,024
There's playing dead,
424
00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,480
warning calls, camouflage...
425
00:19:44,398 --> 00:19:47,299
and, last but certainly not least,
426
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:48,967
good old-fashioned running away.
427
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:58,131
A little screaming never hurts either.
428
00:19:59,256 --> 00:20:02,327
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