1 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:05,256 Previously on Young Sheldon: 2 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:07,175 - Dad, you busy? - What do you want? 3 00:00:07,258 --> 00:00:09,552 Would you teach me how to throw a baseball? 4 00:00:10,512 --> 00:00:12,263 That one has some zip on it. 5 00:00:12,347 --> 00:00:13,723 You might be a natural. 6 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:16,226 Look who I brought. 7 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:19,062 I don't normally do this, but put her there. 8 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,648 No mitten. I'm honored. 9 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:25,610 We've never really discussed the status of our relationship. 10 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:30,448 As far as I'm concerned, we just pick up right where we left off. 11 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:33,243 - I think it's for the best if we don't. - What? 12 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:36,621 I don't think we should be in a romantic relationship anymore. 13 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:39,832 Are you crazy? I mean, poor choice of words, 14 00:00:39,916 --> 00:00:41,793 but are you crazy? 15 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:49,133 You wanted to see me, pastor? 16 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,677 Cop a squat. 17 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,136 Please, have a seat. 18 00:00:53,972 --> 00:00:57,225 I wanted to thank you for all the work you've done preparing for the carnival. 19 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:58,726 Anything for the church. 20 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,979 I'm so glad you said that. 21 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:03,731 How would you feel if... 22 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,069 we put Sheldon in the dunk tank? 23 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,905 - What? No. - Aw. 24 00:01:10,989 --> 00:01:13,783 Imagine how much people would pay to dunk him. We'd raise so much. 25 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,326 I'm in for 20, easy. 26 00:01:15,410 --> 00:01:18,621 I'm not having people throw baseballs at my son. 27 00:01:18,705 --> 00:01:20,665 They throw him at a target. He's in a cage. 28 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,667 - No. - Boo. 29 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,919 Okay, I respect your decision. 30 00:01:25,003 --> 00:01:26,963 Is that all? 31 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:28,046 Yes. 32 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:33,928 Well, damn. 33 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:36,055 I do so much for you. 34 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:39,225 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 35 00:01:39,434 --> 00:01:42,186 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 36 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,731 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 37 00:01:44,814 --> 00:01:47,525 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 38 00:01:47,609 --> 00:01:50,862 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 39 00:01:55,408 --> 00:01:57,201 Everybody excited for the carnival? 40 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:58,703 - Sure. - I am. 41 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:03,498 Pass. 42 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:06,169 - You're still going. - What time do I need to be there to set up? 43 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:07,879 Noon's fine. 44 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,881 - What, you're helping out? - Yeah. 45 00:02:09,964 --> 00:02:11,090 Why? 46 00:02:11,174 --> 00:02:13,843 I wanna support Mom and God. 47 00:02:13,926 --> 00:02:16,346 You're just doing it because Veronica's gonna be there. 48 00:02:16,429 --> 00:02:17,930 And who made Veronica? 49 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:22,018 - Mom? - What? 50 00:02:22,101 --> 00:02:24,020 You're coming with us, right? 51 00:02:24,103 --> 00:02:25,063 No, I'm not. 52 00:02:25,064 --> 00:02:27,024 Come on, it'll be fun. 53 00:02:27,106 --> 00:02:30,985 The old lady wants to be cranky and alone. You gotta respect that. 54 00:02:31,069 --> 00:02:32,862 I am not cranky. 55 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:36,491 And I'm sick of everybody thinking that they know what's best for me. 56 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:46,292 Hey, did everybody see there's a sale at RadioShack on 9-volt batteries? 57 00:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,921 It's a golden opportunity to stock up. 58 00:02:54,092 --> 00:02:55,050 Mom? 59 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,135 Yeah, baby? 60 00:02:56,219 --> 00:02:59,097 Missy said that Meemaw is upset at Dr. Sturgis. 61 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,890 Don't worry, she'll get over it. 62 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:04,227 The question is will she get over it by Friday at 4 p.m.? 63 00:03:04,310 --> 00:03:05,687 That when we leave for my class. 64 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:07,313 I don't know, Shelly. 65 00:03:07,397 --> 00:03:09,357 I suppose she could drop me off outside. 66 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:13,319 Where are we on me walking through parking lots alone these days? 67 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:17,240 How about this? Um, until she's up to it, I'll take you. 68 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:20,159 Thanks. The parking lot still gives me the willies. 69 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,037 Hey, you wanna help me paint these posters? 70 00:03:23,121 --> 00:03:24,122 Not at all. 71 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:29,001 Oh, yeah, people would line up for that dunk tank. 72 00:03:31,212 --> 00:03:32,255 Another one. 73 00:03:32,338 --> 00:03:34,799 - He's having a field day. - Yeah. 74 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,009 We're getting ready to head over to the carnival. 75 00:03:37,093 --> 00:03:38,261 Good for you. 76 00:03:38,344 --> 00:03:39,721 Why won't you come with us? 77 00:03:39,804 --> 00:03:42,432 Because I'm quite content right where I am. 78 00:03:42,515 --> 00:03:45,184 Don't you think it'll be nice to get out of the house? 79 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,311 I can't believe I didn't think of that. 80 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,397 What a great idea. 81 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,481 Thank you. 82 00:03:50,565 --> 00:03:51,523 So you're coming? 83 00:03:51,524 --> 00:03:52,524 No. 84 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:55,778 Still cranky. 85 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:59,073 - I can't find an umbrella. - What do you need an umbrella for? 86 00:03:59,157 --> 00:04:00,408 It's gonna be hot and sunny. 87 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,452 I think you've answered your own question. 88 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,332 Does he really have to walk around with that? 89 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,751 He's fine. Leave him be. 90 00:04:09,834 --> 00:04:11,335 You're just begging to get beat up. 91 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:14,297 I'm more concerned about the biggest bully of all. The sun. 92 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,602 I bet you're disappointed that cute little blonde girl got sick 93 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,020 and you're working with me. 94 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,480 I guess. 95 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:35,318 You're gonna learn life's like that, a parade of disappointments. 96 00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:36,359 Is that so? 97 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,238 Yep. The sooner you give up, the better. 98 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,406 When did you give up? 99 00:04:41,532 --> 00:04:44,243 June 14th, 1945. 100 00:04:44,327 --> 00:04:47,121 The man I loved came home from the war with syphilis. 101 00:04:48,664 --> 00:04:52,543 - Now ask me how I found out. - No, thank you. 102 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,465 You must be Cain. Because you're not Abel. 103 00:04:57,548 --> 00:04:59,926 To hit the target. 104 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:01,803 Oh, hello, Coopers. 105 00:05:01,886 --> 00:05:02,929 Pastor Jeff. 106 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:05,389 Expecting rain, Sheldon? 107 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,017 No. In this context, it's a parasol, 108 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,229 from the French para meaning "defense from" and sol meaning "sun." 109 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,731 Please, Mary. 110 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:15,441 No. 111 00:05:15,525 --> 00:05:16,818 Will you dunk him? 112 00:05:16,901 --> 00:05:17,901 Oh, you got it. 113 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,451 You might wanna pray to the Lord for better aim. 114 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:30,164 I'll get you started. 115 00:05:30,248 --> 00:05:34,001 Lord, help George Cooper hit something other than the buffet. 116 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:37,547 Sorry, trash talk's part of the job. 117 00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:39,881 Can I throw one? 118 00:05:40,925 --> 00:05:41,925 Sure. 119 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,639 Okay, now, remember what I taught you. 120 00:05:46,722 --> 00:05:48,975 Look where you're throwing and follow through. 121 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:54,981 Uh-oh. Dad's bringing in the big guns. Let's see what you got, little la... 122 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,693 - Yes! - Yes! 123 00:05:58,776 --> 00:05:59,734 He's out. 124 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:02,029 I am baptized once again. 125 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:06,701 So I shacked up with him anyway. 126 00:06:07,493 --> 00:06:08,451 Uh-huh. 127 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,038 I mean, what choice did I have? 128 00:06:10,121 --> 00:06:12,790 I was pregnant with... I don't know whose baby. 129 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,291 Uh-huh. 130 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,587 Sleeping on my cousin Arlene's couch. 131 00:06:17,670 --> 00:06:19,839 Which was in her front yard. 132 00:06:20,131 --> 00:06:21,131 Uh-huh. 133 00:06:29,473 --> 00:06:30,600 Why, Lord? 134 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,687 Six in a row. 135 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,606 I taught her how to do that. 136 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:39,734 This is a lot of fun, 137 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:42,570 but why don't we let somebody else take a shot? 138 00:06:42,653 --> 00:06:47,700 Missy! Missy! Missy! 139 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:51,537 Seven! 140 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:04,549 Hit him. 141 00:07:06,052 --> 00:07:07,053 Hit him again. 142 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,643 - Hello? - What? 143 00:07:12,725 --> 00:07:15,811 - Have you been on the couch all day? - No. 144 00:07:15,895 --> 00:07:18,564 For your information, I got up, put my slippers on, 145 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:21,484 crossed the street, broke into your house, and stole your beer. 146 00:07:21,567 --> 00:07:23,444 - Mom. - Listen, if you've just came over here 147 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,571 to badger me, please don't. 148 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:26,613 Fine. 149 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,908 I brought you fried chicken from the carnival. 150 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:31,077 I don't need your pity chicken. 151 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,497 - Look, I know you're having a tough time. - I'm fine. 152 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:35,665 Okay. 153 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,627 Does that mean you'll still take Sheldon to Dr. Sturgis's class? 154 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,836 No. 155 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:43,506 But I'm fine. 156 00:07:43,589 --> 00:07:44,966 So you won't mind if I take him? 157 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:46,300 Do whatever you want. 158 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:49,178 See, when you say it like that it sounds like you might mind. 159 00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,888 How about this? 160 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:55,142 Darling daughter, please, do whatever it is that makes you happy. 161 00:07:55,226 --> 00:07:57,395 If you're gonna act like this, then I'm gonna leave. 162 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:58,604 Oh, no. 163 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:01,107 And after I didn't open the door for you? 164 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,694 - Wait, give me a beer. - No. 165 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:06,570 Well, at least give me some chicken. 166 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,492 - Dad, can I talk to you? - Uh, can it wait a minute? 167 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,035 It's pretty important. 168 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:14,412 So is this. 169 00:08:16,414 --> 00:08:17,415 What? 170 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:20,626 I've been thinking about how much I enjoyed throwing that ball today. 171 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:21,711 You did great, honey. 172 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:24,630 I know. That's why I wanna play on a team. 173 00:08:24,714 --> 00:08:26,757 You get that dunk tank isn't a sport? 174 00:08:26,841 --> 00:08:28,050 I mean baseball. 175 00:08:28,134 --> 00:08:31,637 Okay, sure, but they don't have any baseball teams for girls. 176 00:08:31,721 --> 00:08:33,431 Wait a few years, you can play softball. 177 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:35,391 I don't wanna wait. I wanna play baseball. 178 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:36,892 But you'd be the only girl. 179 00:08:36,976 --> 00:08:38,978 I don't care. 180 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:42,523 Okay, well, I guess I can look into it. 181 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,358 Thanks, Daddy. 182 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:46,402 Sure you don't wanna play soccer or something? 183 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,653 Nope. 184 00:08:47,737 --> 00:08:50,114 - Cheerleading? - Baseball! 185 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,197 Yeah. 186 00:08:53,492 --> 00:08:55,119 Right. Yes. 187 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:57,538 Is it too late to sign someone up for youth league? 188 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,417 Okay, well, we'll see you then. Thanks. 189 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,337 Missy wanna play ball? 190 00:09:05,421 --> 00:09:07,339 How do you know I wasn't calling for Sheldon? 191 00:09:09,592 --> 00:09:10,592 Fine, it was Missy. 192 00:09:14,513 --> 00:09:17,308 There's my favorite fire exit, very well-marked. 193 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:18,391 Nice. 194 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:22,897 Ooh. See that little step stool? They didn't have that before I got here. 195 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:24,231 Very impressive. 196 00:09:24,315 --> 00:09:25,315 I know. 197 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:30,279 And this is where I take my quantum field theory class. 198 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:32,031 Those are my college classmates. 199 00:09:32,114 --> 00:09:35,326 I'd tell you their names, but most of them won't make it to Christmas. 200 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:42,165 Got your beer. 201 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:43,960 They give you any problem? 202 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:45,043 No. 203 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:49,173 - Change. - You keep it. 204 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,467 Hey. 205 00:09:54,845 --> 00:09:59,058 I may be too drunk to drive, but I still can count to six. 206 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,397 Well, hello, Sheldon, hello, Mary. 207 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,817 I don't think I've ever seen you here before. 208 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,693 It's my first time. 209 00:10:09,777 --> 00:10:11,612 I took her on a tour. 210 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:12,905 It was extremely thorough. 211 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:16,033 So, uh, how's Connie? 212 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:19,161 - Actually... - Sheldon, why don't you go save me a seat? 213 00:10:19,245 --> 00:10:21,497 Smart. The front row is a hot ticket. 214 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,959 Anyway, uh, Mom's good. 215 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:28,587 Because she's usually the one who brings Sheldon. 216 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:32,174 Well, she's been pretty busy lately. 217 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:35,594 Relationships are a waste of time. 218 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,805 Flying solo is the only way to go. 219 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,348 Mm-hm. 220 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:42,434 Do you think Tarzan was happy with Jane? 221 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:43,644 No way. 222 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,313 He was happy swinging through the trees. 223 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:47,939 Uh-huh. 224 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:52,236 The Statue of Liberty, she's got her book and her torch and she's good. 225 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,695 Uh-huh. 226 00:10:53,904 --> 00:10:56,740 I'm glad she's doing well. Tell her I say hi. 227 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:59,743 - I will do that. - Actually, no. Uh... 228 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:03,747 Tell her I said hello. "Hi" is a bit, uh, casual. 229 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,249 Or wait. Greetings. 230 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,419 Just say, "Greetings from John." 231 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:11,130 You don't sound sure about that. 232 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,257 No, I don't. 233 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:19,388 The best thing is for you to just forget about this Veronica girl. 234 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,431 Uh-huh. 235 00:11:20,432 --> 00:11:22,350 You should be playing the field. 236 00:11:22,433 --> 00:11:25,436 Just like a bumblebee going from flower to flower. 237 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:26,978 Mm-hm. 238 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:31,817 And don't get confused about all this love nonsense. 239 00:11:31,901 --> 00:11:35,362 Your freedom is the only thing that matters. 240 00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:36,739 Mm-hm. 241 00:11:43,162 --> 00:11:45,748 Be a sweet boy and get Meemaw a towel. 242 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,290 Uh-huh. 243 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,467 I need coffee. 244 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,177 You need a shower. 245 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:05,184 - Missy, five minutes! - Oh. Can you please? 246 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:07,728 Sorry, been there. 247 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,857 She's hungover and wants us to keep it down! 248 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:22,409 - Are you going for your baseball tryout? - Yep. 249 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:25,329 - Will it include a written test? - No. 250 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:28,582 Well, just in case, here are some baseball facts that may come in handy. 251 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,376 It was invented in the 1830s. 252 00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:33,170 The first officially recorded game was in 1846. 253 00:12:33,254 --> 00:12:35,256 And that game took place in Hoboken, New Jersey. 254 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:36,465 I won't need to know that. 255 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,300 Now you do, and you'll never forget it. 256 00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:39,718 Already gone. 257 00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:44,807 I'm starting to worry about you. 258 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:48,352 I just had a little too much to drink, so what? 259 00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:51,063 If you're upset about Dr. Sturgis, that's okay. 260 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:52,690 I'm not upset. I don't care. 261 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,942 So you don't care that I saw him last night? 262 00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,986 No. I hope he's great. 263 00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,238 Okay. 264 00:13:01,407 --> 00:13:02,825 Is he great? 265 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,866 He seemed okay. 266 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:05,703 Tell it to somebody who cares. 267 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:17,381 Excuse me. You Coach Ballard? 268 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,549 That'd be me. 269 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,510 George Cooper. My daughter's here to try out. 270 00:13:22,594 --> 00:13:25,514 Daughter? Well, you didn't mention that on the phone. 271 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,641 Oh, did I leave that out? 272 00:13:27,725 --> 00:13:28,726 Well, here she is. 273 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:29,809 Hi. 274 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,144 Uh-huh. 275 00:13:31,729 --> 00:13:33,939 You wanna see what she can do? 276 00:13:34,023 --> 00:13:35,524 Oh, I wanna see her go home. 277 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,026 I'm sorry? 278 00:13:37,027 --> 00:13:39,153 Come on, I'm not gonna put a girl on the team. 279 00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:40,404 Why not? 280 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:43,449 Why not? I mean, she's a girl. 281 00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,868 She's got pigtails. 282 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,244 Missy, you give us a minute. 283 00:13:47,328 --> 00:13:48,412 No, I wanna hear. 284 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:53,083 Look, sweetheart, I just think it's great you wanna be on the team, 285 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,336 but these boys are gonna eat you alive. 286 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:56,545 I'm not afraid of them. 287 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,505 Well, maybe you should be. 288 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,841 At least let her throw. She got a hell of an arm. 289 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,594 - George, you're a football coach, right? - Mm-hm. 290 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:05,429 Are you gonna put a girl on your team? 291 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,097 That's different. It's contact sport. 292 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:08,515 So is this. 293 00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:12,019 She get up to bat and someone deliberately throws a ball at her, 294 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,520 it's gonna make contact. 295 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:17,775 You're not even gonna give her a chance? 296 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:18,858 Nah. 297 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,071 Come on, let's get out of here. 298 00:14:25,866 --> 00:14:26,867 I'm sorry, honey. 299 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,285 It's not your fault. 300 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:31,580 Bye-bye. 301 00:14:35,626 --> 00:14:36,626 Can I help you? 302 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:39,380 Yeah, I'm Georgie, I'm a friend of Veronica's. 303 00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:40,506 I brought this for her. 304 00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:42,508 Oh, isn't that nice. 305 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:46,136 My granddaughter's at the doctor, but you're welcome to wait. 306 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,305 Okay, thanks. 307 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,893 Oh, and this is me and my cousin Glen. 308 00:14:52,976 --> 00:14:54,770 Oh, no, wait. 309 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:57,606 Is that Russell or Glen? 310 00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,776 - No, I'm pretty sure that's Glen. - Uh-huh. 311 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,698 By the way, don't send Georgie to the store anymore to get you beer. 312 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,617 He snitched on me? 313 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,452 Well, he tried to steal one. 314 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,666 What happened? 315 00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:17,042 She didn't make the team? 316 00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,752 She didn't even get to try out. 317 00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:19,794 Why not? 318 00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,589 Coach doesn't want a girl on his team. 319 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,215 And you were okay with that? 320 00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,967 No. I tried. 321 00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,553 There was no changing his mind. 322 00:15:27,636 --> 00:15:28,594 Where are you going? 323 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:30,265 To be mad at somebody new. 324 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:38,605 Are you all right? 325 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,857 Leave me alone. 326 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:42,568 Was there a test and you couldn't remember what I told you? 327 00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:44,403 No. 328 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,572 You wanna be on that baseball team? 329 00:15:46,655 --> 00:15:47,823 Yes, but the coach said... 330 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:50,617 I don't care what he said. Get your glove, let's go. 331 00:15:50,701 --> 00:15:51,701 Okay. 332 00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:56,748 - Missy. - What? 333 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,500 Do good baseball. 334 00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:04,715 - That's him. - Hey. 335 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:07,759 - Hello. Can I talk to you? - Yeah. 336 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:10,387 You tell my granddaughter she can't play baseball? 337 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:14,224 Oh, well, I'm just looking out for her. That's all. 338 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,350 Is that so? 339 00:16:15,434 --> 00:16:16,434 Yes, ma'am, it is. 340 00:16:16,477 --> 00:16:19,188 Well, we don't need you deciding what's best for her. 341 00:16:19,271 --> 00:16:21,315 Uh-huh. What do you need? 342 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:25,152 I need you to give her the same chance you would a boy. 343 00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,069 Or what? 344 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,324 Or you and me are gonna have problems. 345 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,453 Well, we wouldn't want that, would we? 346 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:35,787 No, we wouldn't. 347 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:41,835 Okay, let's see what you got, kid. Here you go. 348 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,429 Fire it in there, baby. 349 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:54,056 I'm scared. 350 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:58,227 Meemaw has just made a scene. Now is not the time to be scared. 351 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,603 Are we gonna do this today? 352 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,313 Keep your pants on! 353 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,689 Throw the damn ball. 354 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:14,493 I'm just a girl, but I think that's called a strike. 355 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,119 Not bad. 356 00:17:19,331 --> 00:17:20,332 We're back. 357 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,625 How'd it go? 358 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,876 She made the team. 359 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,754 Congratulations. 360 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:28,382 - And Meemaw got a date with the coach. - What? 361 00:17:29,633 --> 00:17:31,843 It was a productive afternoon. 362 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,563 - Back then gas was only 20 cents a gallon. - Uh-huh. 363 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:47,693 Not that we had anyplace worthwhile to drive to. 364 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:50,279 Did you say Veronica would be back soon? 365 00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:53,198 I'm sure it'll be just any minute. 366 00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:56,285 Let me show you my collection of antique bells. 367 00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,127 Please stop.