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Oh!
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Ow! Ow!
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Oh, no, no. Oh. Oh!
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- Oh!
- No.
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There's more!
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- Oh, God.
- Not quite yet, but...
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That was something else.
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- A good something else?
- Oh, absolutely.
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I never thought Amenadiel's rod
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being used in my sex life
would be such a great thing.
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And I never thought that
your invulnerability
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would have such extensive benefits.
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If I'd known all I had
to do was love you,
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and that the simple act of loving you
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would make me feel worthy of you,
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which would then mean my body
would no longer have to tell
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my unconscious mind to be vulnerable,
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allowing us to have no-holds-barred
sex all night long, well, then...
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I would have done it much sooner.
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Speaking of...
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Lucifer!
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Would it kill you to knock?
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Your door is an elevator!
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Deary me. So,
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how's it hanging, big guy? Oh.
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Your return to Heaven
has been requested.
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Oh, the more things change.
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You said this was the morning
you would ascend.
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- Did I?
- Yet here you are, in bed,
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scantily clad.
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Talk about things not changing?
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It's time, Lucy.
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Time for you to assume your
place on Father's throne.
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Amenadiel, what's the rush?
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Oh. What she said.
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The world needs a God.
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Yeah, but your dad was on Earth
for, what, a few months,
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and everything was fine.
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Father may not have been in
Heaven, but he was still God.
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And Lucifer's been here for weeks.
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And look, is the universe collapsing?
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Are frogs falling from the sky?
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No. Not that we know of.
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And, if the universe were to fall apart,
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don't you think you, of all
angels, would know first?
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I suppose you're right.
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Still, what is he waiting for?
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Well, becoming God is a big job.
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Maybe he doesn't wanna
go in half-cocked.
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I should definitely be full-cocked.
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Chloe, it's a little too late
to say he's not ready.
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We just fought a war for him.
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Well, technically, I did
most of the fighting.
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Amenadiel.
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Have a little faith in your brother.
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He'll get there.
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He always does.
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Right, Lucifer?
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Oh, yes. Absolutely.
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Don't worry, I know
just what I need to do.
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I need you to tell me what to do.
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You need me to tell you
what to do to be God?
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Exactly. Well, you helped me
with my troubles being the Devil.
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Why should the reverse be any different?
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Thought I wasn't your therapist anymore.
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And look at what's happened.
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The world has no God.
Clearly I belong on this couch.
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Okay, so what is the problem?
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Well, I have seven billion
problems and only love one.
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Mm-hmm. What?
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Well, in order to be God, apparently,
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I need to care about all
the humans on the planet.
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An impossible feat,
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seeing as I find a large
majority of the human race
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to be insufferable.
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Then I was thinking,
Doctor, you help people...
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I'd like to think I do, yes.
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I've seen some of your patients.
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I mean, talk about mouth-breathers.
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So, how is it possible that you're
able to care about all of them?
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Well, being a good therapist is about
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taking your own opinions
out of the equation.
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- Hmm.
- Listening without bias.
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- Hmm.
- Keeping personal feelings to yourself.
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- Oh, I think I understand.
- Probably not.
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You don't care about
your patients at all.
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That's definitely not what I was saying.
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So what you're saying is,
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I need to be able to help people
that I don't care about.
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If I prove I can do that,
then I'll prove I can be God.
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Well, I suppose you've had worse ideas.
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Yes, thank you, Doctor.
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You know,
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you really do have a very
special way of helping me.
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- Hmm. Hmm.
- Amazing.
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I suppose I do.
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- Oh. Good morning.
- Even better now.
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I mean, you know, because
of you, not the dead body.
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Oh. Thanks, it's, um,
it's good to see you too.
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Um, I just noticed they were
showing Supercop here.
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I... I love that movie.
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- Oh, my gosh. So do I.
- Really?
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Yeah. I mean, Jackie Chan is amazing,
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but personally, I love...
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- Michelle Yeoh.
- Yeah, she steals the whole thing.
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Right? She's such a badass.
She just comes out of nowhere.
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Remember that part where
she takes chopsticks
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and uses them as weapons?
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She's like... Then Jackie Chan
throws a bunch of 'em.
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- And then he's like...
- "I scared 'em away!"
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Yeah. It's funny, I actually, um,
started taking karate lessons
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- because of her.
- Really?
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I mean, I got a long way to go
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before I reach Michelle
Yeoh level, but...
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Oh, it's just so fun, you know,
to learn all the moves.
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And then you got kicks.
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- Dah! Then you're like pow!
- Oh, easy. Easy now!
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Oh.
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- It's okay. I got it.
- Butterfingers.
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- Got you. It's all right.
- Oh.
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- Thanks. Old butterfingers over here.
- Yeah.
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Don't worry. I drop stuff all the time.
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Um, you know, if they're showing
this thing all week, we should...
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- Murder!
- What?
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I... I mean... I mean, a dead body.
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Over there.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So, uh...
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Victim is a John Doe,
uh, no hits on prints,
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no wallet, just a burner phone
with one number on it.
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Okay.
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Any witnesses?
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Nope. Body was called in anonymously.
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Oh. All right. Uh, I'll put
a trace on the number.
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I'll grab whatever footage I can
from CCTV cameras in the area.
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And what was the cause of death again?
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Well...
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must have been one angry woman.
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Or Michelle Yeoh working on her moves.
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Right, yeah. Good one!
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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- Oh, hey, Lucifer...
- Out of my way, Miss Lopez,
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I care about you.
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But you...
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I don't care about you at all.
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And that is why I'm going to help you.
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Personal barista at your service.
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Don't drink coffee.
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Ooh, a man after my own heart.
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Okay, okay. Um, look...
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I appreciate what you're
trying to do here,
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whatever that is,
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but like I told you at the crime
scene, don't need your help.
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Well, unfortunately for both of us,
I need you to need my help, so,
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come on, let me be the
answer to your prayers.
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I promise you, I am all good.
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I didn't wanna have to do this, but...
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one last time before I'm God.
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Tell me, Carol,
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what is it you truly desire?
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Really, I'm all good.
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Oh. Did not have you
as the complex type.
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But come on...
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there must be something in there, huh?
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I want someone I can spend
the rest of my life with.
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Someone who loves me for who I am.
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Somebody I can wake up
next to in the morning
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and just totally connect with.
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Oh, I see. You want sex.
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No! What? No!
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Well, you are in luck, my friend,
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because you are looking
at a literal sex god.
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One determined to help you get laid.
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Yeah, no, I am pretty sure
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I don't need your help
to find the right person.
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Hmm.
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Besides, if I've gone this long...
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Oh, I see. I mean, I get a bit
squirrelly myself after a dry patch.
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How long's it been exactly?
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I... I don't know, 14, maybe 15...
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Days? Oh, that's awful.
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Months.
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Fifteen months?
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Shh!
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How can you even walk properly?
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Yeah, thank future me I'm here.
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We need to remedy this
situation immediately.
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I do not understand what
is happening right now,
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but I can tell you this,
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I don't need your help to have sex.
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Uh, I could just come back later.
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Um, no, Ella, we were just, uh, talk...
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Uh, I'm sorry. What's up?
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Um, well, we got the CCTV footage
back from the crime scene.
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Uh, the actual murder took place
out of frame, but we did get this.
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- Huh. Is she carrying...
- Bags.
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And the names on those bags
are all brand names of shoes.
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Well, the running is very suspicious.
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Yeah, especially because the
COD was a stiletto to the neck.
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Can we run the plates?
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Already done. Kate Jacobs.
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And guess what.
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Her phone number matches the
one in the victim's burner.
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Okay. Looks like I got a
date with the shoe lady.
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Not a date. Uh, it is a...
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It's... I have an interrogation
with the shoe lady.
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Uh...
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Not a date!
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It's...
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A date with the shoe lady?
Maybe she'll give you the horn.
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Shoe horn.
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Thank you, Lucifer. So much.
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Now, if you'll please excuse me,
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like I said, I do not need your help.
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I need your help.
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Oh, yeah. Come in. I'm going
a little stir crazy, actually.
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It's taking a while for Lucifer to
start running the family business.
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And it's fine. I trust him.
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I'm just not used to having
this much time on my hands.
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Anyhow, what's up?
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Uh, it's that guy. Carol.
You know, Detective Corbett.
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It's just, uh...
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It's just that, you know,
well, he's nice. Okay?
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Maybe a little too nice.
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And suspiciously normal,
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and it's just... I mean, he's
just too good to be true.
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You like him. Aw.
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No, no, no "aw."
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Okay, I mean, I love
kung fu movies, okay?
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And apparently, he loves
kung fu movies too,
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but I mean, he's clearly lying
to manipulate me, right?
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I mean, what are the chances
we both like the same thing?
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Um, well, you pretty much like
everything, Ella, so pretty high.
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Okay, fine, but he's also just
super cute and insanely polite,
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says all the right things,
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and he picked up my bag.
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Who does that?
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He reminds you of Pete, huh?
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It's just really hard to trust someone
after your last BF was an SK.
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Serial killer.
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Well... Carol isn't a serial killer.
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- And he was one of Dan's best friends.
- Yeah!
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But you didn't know that
Pete was a serial killer
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and neither did Dan.
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Right. Good point.
Well, what would help?
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I don't know. Knowing every
single thing about him.
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You're saying you wanna investigate?
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What?
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You mean, like, stalk him on Facebook
or see if he's on Instagram?
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00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,280
No, no. I'm thinking
more along the lines
253
00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:22,120
of the, uh, precinct personnel files.
254
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:23,529
Oh!
255
00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:26,537
I... I don't know about
that. I mean, I... I just...
256
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,330
Maybe I just overreacted.
257
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,384
No, no, no. It's good.
It's good to do a little recon.
258
00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,629
You have to know what
you're getting into.
259
00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:34,801
- Come on.
- Right.
260
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,096
I didn't kill him.
261
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:45,970
I sell designer accessories.
262
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:47,806
He was my best client.
263
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:48,892
Okay.
264
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,230
So if you didn't kill him,
265
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,613
why did you run from
the scene of the crime?
266
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:57,490
Well, we were supposed to
be meeting up for a sale,
267
00:12:57,568 --> 00:13:00,318
but when I got there, I found him dead.
268
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,412
I panicked.
269
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:04,700
I mean, I still called it in, though.
270
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,400
What a stand-up citizen,
271
00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:08,204
wouldn't you agree, Detective Corbett?
272
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:09,964
Who is that?
273
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,076
That's nobody.
274
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,166
Please ignore him.
275
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:18,206
So, if the victim was
one of your best clients,
276
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,628
why didn't you wait for
the police to arrive?
277
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,717
I mean, unless
278
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,184
your goods are stolen.
279
00:13:25,262 --> 00:13:28,522
I can neither confirm nor deny that.
280
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:32,229
What you cannot deny is the
chemistry between you two.
281
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,061
Seriously, who is that?
282
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,187
This is the voice of God.
283
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:43,283
Lucifer, please get out of there.
284
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,664
I'm here for you, so as you wish.
285
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:49,657
Okay, um...
286
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,459
Lucifer, that was not an invitation
for you to come in here.
287
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:54,881
Leave, please.
288
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,919
Assertive yet polite. An attractive
combo, wouldn't you say?
289
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,513
I am so sorry about this.
290
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,378
Also thoughtful and sensitive.
291
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:04,335
It makes you wanna jump
his bones, doesn't it?
292
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,596
What is going on here?
293
00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,469
I am here to facilitate
a love connection.
294
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,977
- I know you two have so much in common.
- Shh!
295
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:16,899
Kate, you are a criminal, and
Carol here catches criminals.
296
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,231
So, see? Perfect.
297
00:14:18,315 --> 00:14:21,435
She is a person of interest
in a murder investigation.
298
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:23,727
- So you're saying you're interested?
- No, whoa!
299
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,869
- I'm not still in trouble, am I?
- Well, that depends, Miss Jacobs.
300
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,199
Do you have any information
that could be useful to us?
301
00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:31,615
Maybe the name of the
victim, for starters.
302
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,254
I have his first name. Fred.
303
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:37,875
I don't ask a lot of my clients,
just that they pay in cash.
304
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,920
- Of course.
- Of course.
305
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,215
Uh, can you think of anything else?
306
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:48,553
Oh, well, Fred was always
buying this woman Fiona shoes.
307
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,718
But lately I've been hearing
about another woman.
308
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:54,307
In fact, I actually heard
them arguing on the phone.
309
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,523
And she sounded jealous.
310
00:14:56,604 --> 00:15:00,154
Hmm. Messy love triangle,
speaks to a motive.
311
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,612
Uh, do you know the other
woman's name, by any chance?
312
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,743
Busty.
313
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,405
It's a weird name, right?
That's why I remember it.
314
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,489
Wait.
315
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:13,081
I know a drag queen named Busty
who performs at Hamburger Mary's.
316
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:16,172
Busty Bazoongas. There
can't be two of those.
317
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,078
- Pun intended.
- Okay.
318
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,760
Well, it fits with high-end accessories,
319
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,087
and it is the only lead we have.
320
00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:23,720
Miss Jacobs, you are free to go,
321
00:15:23,740 --> 00:15:26,511
as long as your alibi
checks out, of course.
322
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,013
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
323
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,761
See?
324
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:33,137
You helped me, buddy.
325
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:36,103
So, thank you and
326
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,186
goodbye!
327
00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,113
You are welcome.
328
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,162
Don't feel any different.
329
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,249
Come on, Marty, just try
my badge one more time.
330
00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:58,079
Miss Decker, you are
no longer a detective.
331
00:15:58,165 --> 00:16:00,625
And, Lopez, you don't have access.
332
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,997
Sorry, ladies, rules are rules.
333
00:16:04,588 --> 00:16:07,548
- Marty, artisan doughnut truck's here.
- Ooh!
334
00:16:18,936 --> 00:16:21,356
Well, we tried.
335
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:24,066
- You know, he's right.
- Mm-hmm.
336
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,739
I mean, rules are rules, and...
337
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,863
they're there for a
reason but, you know...
338
00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:33,198
maybe it's for the best.
339
00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:35,833
Because, who knows?
340
00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,018
Ella, look.
341
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,328
The lock, it's just...
342
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:40,995
... broken.
343
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,360
Well...
344
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:43,398
Yeah.
345
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,839
- Oh. Oh, you're gonna just...
- Come on.
346
00:16:46,922 --> 00:16:49,762
Uh... okay, yeah.
347
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,052
I... guess, um, if we're
348
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,103
quick. Oh, God.
349
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,430
♪ I'm a ten out of ten ♪
350
00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,596
♪ That's why I'm so confident ♪
♪ I'm a ten out of ten ♪
351
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,016
♪ On every continent ♪
352
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,663
Well, aren't you an
all-American slice of pie!
353
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:14,159
Table for one, hopefully?
354
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:18,001
Unfortunately not.
I am Detective Carol Corbett, LAPD.
355
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,958
I'm actually here to ask
a couple of questions.
356
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,830
Um, could you tell me where a Miss...
357
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,667
Bazoongas, uh, would be? Busty.
358
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,125
Yeah, she's about to go on.
She's just running a skosh behind.
359
00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:34,136
Poor thing. She barely had time to tuck.
360
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,560
Our regular headliner didn't
bother to show tonight.
361
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,890
Frickin' Fiona.
362
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:42,435
Hmm. So Fiona works here too?
363
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,399
Mm-hmm.
364
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,150
Would you say that
365
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:50,651
Fiona and Busty have a
hostile relationship at all?
366
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,816
Fiona Fierce!
367
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,155
She's literally hostile with everyone.
368
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,993
Let me ask you something, though.
369
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:01,117
Why are all detectives called "dicks"?
370
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,419
- Uh, you're a detective?
- Yes.
371
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,921
Hi. I'm the club's manager,
Niles. Can I help you?
372
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:10,923
Great. Um, thank you.
373
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:17,560
So sorry to bother you.
374
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:20,926
I am investigating the murder
of a man named Fred.
375
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:24,734
- What?
- Fiona is dead?
376
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,982
God, she was a bitch,
but she was our bitch.
377
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,605
Wait, Fiona is Fred's drag persona?
378
00:18:31,650 --> 00:18:34,280
That means that Busty was
actually fighting with Fred
379
00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,492
right before he died.
380
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,572
Wait, wait, wait.
You think Brian did this?
381
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:41,119
- Who's Brian?
- Uh, Brian's drag persona is Busty.
382
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,833
- The queen taking Fiona's spot.
- Busty, got it. Okay.
383
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:48,665
Excuse me, Detective,
I have to go cue up the show.
384
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:49,752
Of course.
385
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:55,377
Hello, hello, hello. Are you
ready for an amazing show?
386
00:18:56,510 --> 00:19:00,810
All righty, welcome,
ladies and gentle ladies!
387
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,330
Oh, who am I kidding? I know
you're all bitches and whores.
388
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:05,415
Am I right?
389
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,855
Now, I want you to clap your
hands louder than my cheeks
390
00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:13,239
while watching a Ryan Gosling
movie during a thunderstorm,
391
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:16,238
because we have a very
special performance coming up,
392
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:19,871
one this queen would kill for.
393
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:28,077
My dear friend joining me on
stage puts the "ass" in "classy,"
394
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,457
just the "tip" in "tipsy"
395
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:35,094
and puts the "hot" in "ooh, hot!"
396
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:38,471
And he loves a tramp.
397
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,432
♪ Tramp, tramp ♪
398
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,733
♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪
399
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:52,652
♪ She gets too hungry ♪
♪ For dinner at eight now ♪
400
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,613
♪ She hates the theater ♪
♪ But she never comes late ♪
401
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:59,204
♪ And Miss Thing never bothers ♪
♪ With the people that she hates ♪
402
00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:02,241
♪ And that's why the lady is a tramp ♪
403
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:03,786
Lucifer Morningstar!
404
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,829
♪ She gets massages ♪
♪ She howls, and she moans ♪
405
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:11,285
♪ Tells Slenderella ♪
♪ Just to leave her alone ♪
406
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,126
♪ She's not so hot ♪
407
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,962
♪ But her shape is her own ♪
408
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,177
♪ That's why, that's why ♪
♪ The lady is a tramp now ♪
409
00:20:18,258 --> 00:20:22,718
♪ She loves the free ♪
♪ Fresh wind in her hair ♪
410
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,144
♪ Life without care ♪
411
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:26,893
- ♪ She's broke ♪
- ♪ And that's oke ♪
412
00:20:26,975 --> 00:20:28,515
♪ Hates California ♪
413
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,852
- ♪ So smoggy and damp ♪
- Ha-ha!
414
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,398
♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪
415
00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:38,322
♪ She flew down to London ♪
♪ And left me behind ♪
416
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:41,663
♪ And I missed the crowning ♪
♪ But I didn't mind ♪
417
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,866
♪ She won't play Scarlett ♪
♪ In Gone with the "Wind" ♪
418
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,042
♪ It's gotta rhyme ♪
419
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:49,249
♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪
420
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:53,041
♪ She likes to go rowing ♪
♪ Down on Central Park lake ♪
421
00:20:53,627 --> 00:20:57,047
♪ She picks ♪
♪ A prize fight that isn't a fake ♪
422
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,140
♪ Why, she even goes to the opera ♪
423
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:01,390
♪ And stays wide awake ♪
424
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:04,298
♪ That's why the lady is a tramp now ♪
425
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:08,888
♪ I like the green grass
under my shoes ♪
426
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,016
♪ Now what can I lose... lose ♪
427
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,853
- ♪ She's flat ♪
- ♪ Oh, that's that ♪
428
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:16,728
♪ She's all alone when I lower my lamp ♪
429
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,647
♪ That's why the lady ♪
430
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,645
♪ That's why the lady ♪
431
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:27,697
♪ That's why the lady is a tramp ♪
432
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,001
Lucifer Morningstar,
ladies and gentlemen!
433
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:35,090
- Thank you!
- You never know where he's gonna turn up.
434
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,459
Ooh.
435
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:38,956
Ooh and ooh!
436
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,191
Whoa.
437
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,269
It says here Carol was in vice.
438
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,654
Wow. Infiltrated a city-wide meth ring?
439
00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,822
Takes a special kind of
person to pull that off.
440
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,740
Yeah. Yeah, a liar person.
441
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:04,070
Shh. Trixie's sleeping.
442
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,986
But I mean, isn't that
what undercover cops do?
443
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,235
Run around, pretending to
be something they're not?
444
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:13,578
- And... and he did it for three years.
- Mm. Two years.
445
00:22:14,207 --> 00:22:17,667
Looks like he took, uh,
a year off after vice.
446
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,545
Wait a second.
447
00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,700
You're saying that after
he was a professional liar,
448
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:23,738
he just vanished?
449
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,299
Chloe, that's even worse.
Who knows what he was doing?
450
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:30,347
Well, working undercover
can be extremely stressful.
451
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,772
He probably just took some
time off to decompress.
452
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,771
Cops do it all the time.
453
00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:36,239
Ella, I hate to say it,
I just don't think
454
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:38,323
there's anything left
to investigate here.
455
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,952
Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right.
456
00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,536
Well, did you find the killer?
457
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,290
It seems that you are the
main suspect at the moment.
458
00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,384
Say what now?
459
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,670
Look, in Busty's defense, I did
hear Fiona was a bit of a bitch.
460
00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:05,835
Yeah, Fiona was a raging ball of a
bitch, but she became my mentor.
461
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,352
I've always been something
of a comedy queen.
462
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:11,219
And lately I've been working on
463
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,019
serving more fish.
464
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,192
- Hmm?
- Upping her beauty game.
465
00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:18,480
Oh.
466
00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:21,233
Nobody does Glamazon like Fiona Fierce.
467
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,241
She was helping me revamp
my entire drag persona.
468
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:31,239
She even gave me this...
this really cute pair of heels.
469
00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:32,366
Oh.
470
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,289
From Kate?
471
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:35,360
Yeah.
472
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:39,502
Kate told us that she heard you
and Fiona arguing on the phone.
473
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:41,594
Oh, we argued like trailer trash
474
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:45,050
in a Walmart parking
lot on Black Friday.
475
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,432
And for good reason.
476
00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:52,932
Everybody sees drag as this
pinnacle of self-discovery,
477
00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,314
that once you've found this
world, this life, that's it.
478
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:57,773
You're supposed to be this
479
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:02,114
fierce idol that's got it
all figured out. Godlike.
480
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:03,896
Almost.
481
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:07,404
Owning oneself down to
the last manicured nail.
482
00:24:08,655 --> 00:24:11,445
But confidence is a work
in progress. I mean,
483
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,993
when is anyone's chicken
ever fully cooked?
484
00:24:14,661 --> 00:24:15,751
You know what I mean?
485
00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:17,329
Yes.
486
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,083
Drag saved me.
487
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:22,876
This makeup, this jewelry,
this is my armor.
488
00:24:23,503 --> 00:24:25,093
And Fiona helped me see that
489
00:24:25,670 --> 00:24:27,840
even though the paint can give strength,
490
00:24:27,860 --> 00:24:30,092
it still has to come from within.
491
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:34,264
I think I was holding part of myself
back 'cause I was afraid that...
492
00:24:35,098 --> 00:24:37,978
well, that if I put too
much effort into being...
493
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,944
it sounds stupid, a pretty queen...
494
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:45,941
that people would laugh at
me, and not in a good way.
495
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,910
But if we're gonna change
the world, and, hunty,
496
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:52,178
we are...
497
00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:56,576
... queens like me gotta work
on facing all of our fears,
498
00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,752
and knowing we're enough.
499
00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,708
If you don't mind me asking, uh,
500
00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:06,132
what exactly were you
and Fiona arguing about?
501
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,013
Fiona was pushing me.
502
00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:09,719
I didn't always wanna hear it.
503
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,339
But I knew what she was saying.
504
00:25:13,303 --> 00:25:14,303
Yes.
505
00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:19,484
I am Busty Bazoongas.
506
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:26,322
But until I can look
within and own that,
507
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,821
I will never be...
508
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:31,322
Who you're truly meant to be.
509
00:25:31,404 --> 00:25:32,404
Yeah.
510
00:25:34,241 --> 00:25:36,831
And we truly wanna find the killer.
511
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,700
Good luck on that one.
512
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,788
As I said, Fiona's list of enemies
513
00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:45,713
was as long as my luxurious wig.
514
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:49,014
Okay, well, at least I have
the full legal name now.
515
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:51,339
I can get into financials and emails...
516
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,144
Well, maybe you and Busty
can do that together.
517
00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:56,139
Over a candlelit dinner.
518
00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,470
Oh! Okay, I'm flattered.
519
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:02,388
And you... you are adorable.
520
00:26:02,477 --> 00:26:06,397
But I'm afraid this queen's
long-term beau would object.
521
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,481
Right.
522
00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:09,484
Yeah.
523
00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:13,660
Oh, look, don't give up hope quite yet.
524
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,528
Maybe the hostess is single.
She seemed taken with you.
525
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,947
Sure, and she's great, but
not what I'm looking for.
526
00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,906
Okay, well, just because I don't
care about you doesn't mean
527
00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:25,668
you can't care about somebody,
so what are you looking for?
528
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:29,750
I don't know. Uh, somebody
with a great heart,
529
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,758
who's kind and smart
and gives great hugs
530
00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:35,141
- and has amazing T-shirts...
- Wait, h-hang on.
531
00:26:35,218 --> 00:26:37,928
- What?
- You're describing Miss Lopez.
532
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,433
No, I'm not.
533
00:26:40,932 --> 00:26:43,482
Okay, fine, I am, but
don't say anything.
534
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:46,690
Okay, because pretty sure she
doesn't think of me like that.
535
00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,901
Of course she doesn't.
You're monochromatic,
536
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,402
and I'm not just talking
about your clothes.
537
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:55,244
But I have good news for you.
I happen to know Miss Lopez very well,
538
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,992
which means I'm ideally qualified
to help you transform
539
00:26:58,074 --> 00:27:00,454
into the kind of man she
would be interested in.
540
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:02,655
- Mm-hmm.
- Let me be your Fiona.
541
00:27:03,330 --> 00:27:04,330
Great.
542
00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,786
Wait, no! What?
543
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,969
Um, excuse me.
544
00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:25,809
You're excused.
545
00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:27,443
Hey!
546
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,150
Who are you? Did you
escape from your room?
547
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:32,400
Chill, Ratched.
548
00:27:33,026 --> 00:27:34,606
I'm not a damned soul.
549
00:27:34,694 --> 00:27:36,784
Oh, well, you're not a demon.
550
00:27:37,864 --> 00:27:40,244
Ding, ding. You are correct.
551
00:27:40,325 --> 00:27:43,495
Look, I was just on a break
and I kind of have to get back,
552
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:47,288
but whoever you are, you're
really not supposed to be here.
553
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:51,628
Seriously!
554
00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,126
You are really not supposed to be here.
555
00:28:00,428 --> 00:28:01,808
You're an angel?
556
00:28:02,472 --> 00:28:04,932
I don't understand. Who are you?
557
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,442
What are you doing here?
558
00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,436
Came to see him.
559
00:28:16,736 --> 00:28:17,816
Michael!
560
00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:19,454
Oh, uh, um...
561
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:23,025
Sorry. Nobody's allowed
to talk to the prisoner.
562
00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,698
Something I can help you with?
563
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:28,286
Sure, wanna help me destroy
Lucifer Morningstar?
564
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,590
- Yeah, I didn't think so.
- Wait, wait!
565
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:39,804
You don't want Michael's help.
566
00:28:39,884 --> 00:28:41,594
He failed. Badly.
567
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,928
Epically is more like it. And
that's why I wanna talk to him.
568
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:48,144
I need to know what he did wrong,
so I don't make the same mistakes.
569
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:50,476
Oh, simple. He overthought everything.
570
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,700
His plan was way too complex.
571
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,356
He shoulda just walked
right up to Lucifer
572
00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:56,357
and shot him like that stupid human did.
573
00:28:56,443 --> 00:28:59,953
That guy actually got closer to
destroying Lucifer than anyone else.
574
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:03,367
What stupid human?
575
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,099
Carol?
576
00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:31,852
Whassup?
577
00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:37,940
Um, have you seen Lucifer anywhere?
He wanted me to meet him here.
578
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,816
Maybe I have, maybe I haven't.
I mean, I haven't, though.
579
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,914
- Oh.
- Um...
580
00:29:45,116 --> 00:29:46,826
Do you wanna maybe take those off?
581
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,474
No, I do all my best work in the dark.
582
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,080
Not in a creepy way,
but, you know, in a...
583
00:29:52,749 --> 00:29:54,329
bad boy kind of way.
584
00:29:54,918 --> 00:29:57,168
Cause I'm a bad boy.
585
00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,754
Are you undercover?
586
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,547
No. This is just how I
roll, after-hours style.
587
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:03,013
You know what I'm saying?
588
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:06,600
This is all me.
589
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:10,139
I mean, not... it's not really
me, but I mean, it is me.
590
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,225
- I mean, it's me, me...
- Are you high?
591
00:30:12,310 --> 00:30:15,980
No, no, okay, you know what? Um, okay.
592
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,364
This was a huge mistake.
593
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,380
You know what? That we can agree on.
594
00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:21,840
- Okay.
- Okay, but just because we agree,
595
00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:23,735
doesn't mean we're good for each other.
596
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:24,952
Wait. Hold on. What?
597
00:30:25,031 --> 00:30:28,031
- I... I gotta go!
- Do you think... wait, Ella!
598
00:30:32,789 --> 00:30:34,789
Oh, leaving so soon?
599
00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:36,844
I just had the weirdest...
600
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:39,495
Never mind. Where were you?
601
00:30:39,587 --> 00:30:42,797
Well, I saw you two lovebirds,
and I didn't wanna interrupt,
602
00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:45,682
'cause I know how much
you love a bad boy.
603
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,220
What? No, no. I do not
love bad boys, okay?
604
00:30:48,304 --> 00:30:51,684
Because bad boys are, well,
bad. I actually hate them.
605
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,890
Oh, well, I wish you would've
informed me of this personal growth.
606
00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:55,916
Duly noted.
607
00:30:56,437 --> 00:30:59,187
Wait a second. This was
all your doing, wasn't it?
608
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,444
Yes, it was.
609
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:03,355
So apart from his name, please
don't be upset with Carol.
610
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,330
Just tell me what you're looking for now
611
00:31:05,350 --> 00:31:06,780
and I'll make the necessary adjustments.
612
00:31:06,781 --> 00:31:08,991
I don't even know.
613
00:31:09,075 --> 00:31:12,035
I mean, I thought I liked
Carol the way he was,
614
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,100
but I don't even know who that is.
615
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,540
I mean, he clearly knows how to lie.
616
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:19,544
Like I said, that was my doing,
and technically, it's not a lie.
617
00:31:19,627 --> 00:31:21,877
But he was willing to go
along with it, Lucifer.
618
00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,343
Willing to manipulate me
619
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:26,763
and the point is I don't
know if I can trust him.
620
00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:29,263
I mean, if he can lie
about being a bad boy,
621
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:32,305
then maybe he is lying about
"liking" kung fu movies.
622
00:31:32,330 --> 00:31:33,700
And next thing you know,
623
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,640
he's got a secret room
full of murder flowers.
624
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,317
Oh, right. I see.
625
00:31:40,398 --> 00:31:42,818
You're suffering from Pete-TSD.
626
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,491
I just...
627
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:49,430
I mean, it figures too, with
everything feeling so strange,
628
00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,743
like God's gone. I...
629
00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:55,413
I've been pretending
like he's still up there,
630
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:59,826
but I'm gonna need the real deal
for this Carol situation, and...
631
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:04,423
I've been trying really hard, but...
632
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,514
I just can't feel him.
633
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:12,385
Well, I'm sure that somebody
somewhere is trying to remedy that.
634
00:32:13,550 --> 00:32:15,260
Unfortunately for you,
635
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,766
you're not the person he
needs to help right now.
636
00:32:20,521 --> 00:32:25,170
Unless, if me helping you
prove that Carol isn't a lying,
637
00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:28,277
cheating serial killer
can actually help him.
638
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,823
Conundrum averted.
639
00:32:31,824 --> 00:32:34,664
Miss Lopez, I'll do it.
640
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:35,874
Do what?
641
00:32:38,414 --> 00:32:39,584
Oh.
642
00:32:41,751 --> 00:32:44,841
I always forget what an excellent
pick-lock you are, Miss Lopez.
643
00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:47,171
Let's just do what we came here to do
644
00:32:47,256 --> 00:32:50,176
before I change my mind and
Carol comes home from work.
645
00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:51,259
Hmm.
646
00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:55,677
Ooh.
647
00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:59,346
Posh, if bland, furniture.
648
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,942
Photograph of his mom.
649
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,153
Oh, kung fu posters everywhere, see?
650
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,033
He's clearly what he presents
to be, a poster boy for beige.
651
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,993
And since that's what you're
going for these days, you win!
652
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:14,584
And so do I. Come on.
653
00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:18,159
I can't leave until I see
what's in his closet.
654
00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:22,379
Will the helping never end?
655
00:33:25,795 --> 00:33:27,915
Come on, what are you
waiting for? Open it.
656
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,678
Right. Yeah.
657
00:33:37,682 --> 00:33:40,272
Oh! Okay.
658
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:47,528
Okay. No secret room.
659
00:33:47,608 --> 00:33:49,988
No murder flowers.
660
00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,161
Ah!
661
00:33:52,238 --> 00:33:53,278
Nothing scary.
662
00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,664
Well, speak for yourself.
663
00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:58,911
Personally, I am terrified at
the amount of khakis he owns.
664
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,405
Goodness me.
665
00:34:00,496 --> 00:34:01,956
Wait a second.
666
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,880
There's still that missing year.
667
00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,708
What was he doing that whole time?
668
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:09,423
Miss Lopez, Carol is not Pete.
669
00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:13,839
Maybe you'll just have to accept
that this one is just a good guy.
670
00:34:14,969 --> 00:34:16,549
And that you deserve that.
671
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:19,809
You're right.
672
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,435
You're right. I... I've been
doing the work on me,
673
00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:26,519
and I've accepted my darkness.
674
00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:30,146
And I still love myself, damn it.
675
00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,244
And Carol is the result.
676
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,870
A perfectly normal, super-sweet guy.
677
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:38,158
Excellent. Now go forth
and bed your man.
678
00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:40,162
- That's not what I'm...
- No need to thank me.
679
00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:42,334
- All in a God's day's work.
- We should get out.
680
00:34:42,413 --> 00:34:44,963
Actually, no, I think I might
send for a maid service
681
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:48,251
to enhance your bedding
experience before you get...
682
00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:50,545
down and dirty.
683
00:34:51,172 --> 00:34:53,052
What the hell is that?
684
00:34:53,132 --> 00:34:57,802
It appears to be a locked human-sized
trunk at the foot of his bed.
685
00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,821
You wanna go on a bounty with me?
686
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:12,240
Yeah, I think it'd be fun.
687
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:14,180
My schedule is wide open.
688
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:15,987
Oh, Lucifer told me you're
not going down to Hell.
689
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,028
Oh! Congratulations on the engagement.
690
00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:20,453
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
691
00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:22,519
So I figured you were probably
busy planning the wedding,
692
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:23,825
so maybe I can help.
693
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,460
Something's off with you.
694
00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:31,302
What? No, no. No,
I'm just bored. Really.
695
00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:35,419
Okay. Well, I don't have
any bounties right now,
696
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,338
but if anything come
up, I'll let you know.
697
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:39,716
Hold on! So...
698
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,814
... if I'm gonna be helping you out,
699
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,729
maybe you can help me out with, um...
700
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,769
... some sparring lessons?
701
00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:49,189
Sparring lessons.
702
00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:51,152
Mm-hmm.
703
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:54,112
No offense, Decker, but
I'd snap you like a twig.
704
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,987
What the hell was that?
705
00:36:05,746 --> 00:36:09,916
I said I wanna spar, bitch.
706
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:13,503
Bitch.
707
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:14,588
Okay.
708
00:36:15,298 --> 00:36:16,298
Okay.
709
00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:20,218
Don't say I didn't warn you, bitch.
710
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,191
Come on.
711
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:49,746
We done?
712
00:36:59,675 --> 00:37:02,755
People lock things up all the time.
It doesn't make it nefarious.
713
00:37:02,845 --> 00:37:05,635
Perhaps he's just housing
his nicest pair of chinos.
714
00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:07,563
Yeah, yeah, or a dead body!
715
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,442
Don't be ridiculous, we'd smell it.
716
00:37:09,510 --> 00:37:11,300
Okay. Maybe something's
wrong with Carol.
717
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,520
M-maybe something is wrong with me,
718
00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:15,650
but I have to know
what's in there, Lucifer.
719
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,823
Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
720
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,362
- I...
- What? I... I can't pick that lock.
721
00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:23,195
I've got bolt cutters in my car.
722
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:24,912
Miss Lopez!
723
00:37:24,992 --> 00:37:27,332
Oh, would you look at that?
724
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:28,501
Lock's broken.
725
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,370
- Two broken locks in two days.
- Hmm.
726
00:37:31,457 --> 00:37:32,957
- Weird.
- Hmm.
727
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:36,341
Okay. Open it.
728
00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:41,049
Alcohol?
729
00:37:45,170 --> 00:37:48,000
Well, it is a fairly
good bottle of Scotch,
730
00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:49,479
but this seems like overkill.
731
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,481
"One day at a time."
732
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,816
Carol's a recovering alcoholic.
733
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,280
Well, that is fantastic news!
734
00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,821
I mean, well, no murder flowers, right?
735
00:38:02,905 --> 00:38:04,235
We shouldn't be here.
736
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,033
Uh.
737
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,044
Oh, my gosh, it's Carol. What do we do?
738
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:11,370
Well, I believe it's
customary to answer it.
739
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,245
Right. Yeah.
740
00:38:13,332 --> 00:38:15,212
Hey, Carol, what you doing?
741
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,843
You're not, uh, headed home, are you?
742
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,380
Uh, no, I'm actually
at Fred's apartment.
743
00:38:21,465 --> 00:38:23,625
Oh! Yes, that's great. Uh-huh.
744
00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,848
I looked through his records,
and I couldn't find anything,
745
00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:30,179
so I figured I'd stop by here and
see if I could find something,
746
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:31,516
and I think that I did.
747
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,310
Right. Uh...
748
00:38:33,394 --> 00:38:36,314
Somebody broke in, and they
rifled through Fred's computer,
749
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:38,671
which is currently open
to a calendar event
750
00:38:38,690 --> 00:38:40,027
for his meeting with Kate.
751
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:43,120
Oh, uh, gotcha. Oh, so
you're saying that, um,
752
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:45,485
that someone went
there looking for Fred,
753
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,123
and they didn't find him,
754
00:38:47,199 --> 00:38:49,989
but they found the
address on his computer,
755
00:38:50,077 --> 00:38:52,327
and they went to confront Fred there?
756
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,883
Exactly. So I was hoping you could
come over and dust for prints
757
00:38:55,958 --> 00:38:59,958
because I am guessing whoever
broke in here is probably our killer.
758
00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,756
Oh. I mean, fingerprints? Oh, right.
759
00:39:03,380 --> 00:39:05,700
I can totally do that,
760
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,865
'cause it's not like I'm
doing anything important.
761
00:39:06,866 --> 00:39:08,784
You know, I'm just
hanging out by myself.
762
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:12,604
Okay, great. Um, I am at 602 Maplehurst.
763
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,063
Oh, wow, that's right around the corner.
764
00:39:15,144 --> 00:39:16,654
Really?
765
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:18,060
That's funny.
766
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,979
I live close by here too.
I guess we're neighbors.
767
00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,937
Wow, what a coincidence!
768
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:24,107
Uh, see you soon.
769
00:39:27,573 --> 00:39:29,913
Yeah, okay, um, uh...
770
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,159
Bye.
771
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,467
So much for wiping my tracks.
772
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:46,719
Now you've seen me.
773
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,256
Okay.
774
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:51,474
Niles, it's Niles, right? Why don't...
775
00:39:51,550 --> 00:39:53,490
Why don't you just put
the knife down, Niles,
776
00:39:53,510 --> 00:39:55,385
and then we can have a talk, okay?
777
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:56,556
Unh-unh.
778
00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,274
I'm getting out of here,
and I don't wanna hurt you,
779
00:39:59,355 --> 00:40:02,225
but I will if I have to, so just...
780
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:03,776
Let me think. Um...
781
00:40:03,859 --> 00:40:05,649
Okay. Go ahead, think.
782
00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:08,779
Handcuff yourself to that table.
783
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,284
- Niles.
- Do it!
784
00:40:14,412 --> 00:40:15,412
Okay.
785
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,205
You got it.
786
00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:20,083
Okay?
787
00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,924
Just give me a second.
788
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:29,968
We good?
789
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,974
This was all an accident. You know?
790
00:40:36,559 --> 00:40:39,019
I just wanted to talk to Fred,
791
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:43,113
but things escalated,
got physical, and we fell.
792
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:47,151
It wasn't until I got up that I
even saw the heel in his neck.
793
00:40:49,738 --> 00:40:52,118
You said you wanted to talk to him.
794
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,239
What did you wanna talk
to him about, Niles?
795
00:40:55,327 --> 00:40:57,657
He was sleeping with my boyfriend!
796
00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:02,495
I saw the shoes Fred sent him.
797
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:05,245
The little love note he put in the box.
798
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:09,627
"So you can see yourself the
way I see you. Truly beautiful."
799
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,757
- This one. Pretty...
- Hey.
800
00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:13,261
Carol?
801
00:41:13,345 --> 00:41:15,465
We're okay. We're good. We're good.
802
00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:18,023
Right, Niles?
803
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,100
Niles.
804
00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:21,019
Your boyfriend...
805
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,903
It's Brian, isn't it?
806
00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:26,531
Busty.
807
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:29,149
I love him so much.
808
00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:33,366
But he started acting strange.
You know, secretive.
809
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,972
So when the shoes
arrived, it all clicked.
810
00:41:35,980 --> 00:41:37,380
Fred was having an affair with him!
811
00:41:37,450 --> 00:41:39,730
Fred was helping Brian
be a better Busty.
812
00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,102
They weren't having an affair.
813
00:41:41,123 --> 00:41:42,883
Yes, they were!
814
00:41:44,168 --> 00:41:45,788
It's happened to me before.
815
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:48,165
With my ex.
816
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,546
He cheated on me too.
817
00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,340
Lied.
818
00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:55,007
Hid things from me.
819
00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:57,595
No, no, Brian was doing
all the same things!
820
00:41:57,681 --> 00:42:00,981
Your ex fooled you, but you
weren't gonna miss it again. Right?
821
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,300
Just because somebody hurts you
822
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,523
doesn't mean the next person's
gonna do the same thing.
823
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:06,855
No. No, no, no, no, no.
824
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:09,821
He... he was cheating. I...
825
00:42:11,153 --> 00:42:12,533
- I know it.
- Supercop.
826
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:28,546
Well done, Miss Lopez. And...
827
00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:39,102
Come on.
828
00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:09,172
Okay. I'm out.
829
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,013
What? So soon?
830
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:12,277
- We just started.
- Well...
831
00:43:12,278 --> 00:43:16,138
you really are enjoying this
super-strength stuff, huh?
832
00:43:16,218 --> 00:43:17,338
Yeah, it's fun!
833
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,015
To have this much power? I mean,
you would know, you love it.
834
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:23,268
Yeah. I love it. It's great.
835
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,310
You know what else I love? Sleep.
836
00:43:25,394 --> 00:43:26,394
I'm out.
837
00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:27,984
Wait!
838
00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,654
Same time tomorrow? Yeah?
839
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:38,663
Chloe, are you okay?
840
00:43:39,825 --> 00:43:42,155
Yeah, I'm fine. Why wouldn't I be?
841
00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,380
Well, like you said,
I have a wedding to plan,
842
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,918
so I'm gonna pass on tomorrow.
843
00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,595
- You got him?
- Mm-hmm.
844
00:44:02,681 --> 00:44:03,931
Okay, thank you.
845
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,153
- Hey.
- Hey.
846
00:44:10,230 --> 00:44:13,860
Niles' story matches the autopsy
report, so it wasn't premeditated,
847
00:44:13,942 --> 00:44:16,652
and hopefully that will be
reflected in his sentence.
848
00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:17,737
Oh, that's great.
849
00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,700
Yeah. Um, hey.
850
00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,952
Um, hold on just, um, one second.
851
00:44:24,995 --> 00:44:25,995
I'm sorry.
852
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:30,083
About the other day
at Lux, the... the...
853
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:32,587
- After-hours Carol. That is not me.
- Oh.
854
00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,420
I was just taking some very
bad advice because, um...
855
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:40,094
Well...
856
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:43,428
I'm just gonna say it. I like you.
857
00:44:43,514 --> 00:44:44,644
I broke into your place.
858
00:44:45,307 --> 00:44:47,557
- You did what?
- I stole your personnel file.
859
00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:51,023
I worried about your vice days and
that missing year, and I broke in.
860
00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:54,897
And I found your trunk.
861
00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:56,994
And I opened it,
862
00:44:57,069 --> 00:45:02,949
which I... I know is something
that is yours to tell
863
00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:05,083
in... in your own time and...
864
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,250
It's okay.
865
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,620
I'm not ashamed of it.
866
00:45:09,700 --> 00:45:12,060
It's just, it's something
that doesn't come up
867
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:13,207
in casual conversation,
868
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,553
and as for the year,
uh, that is missing,
869
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:18,590
I... I was in rehab.
870
00:45:20,175 --> 00:45:21,925
And when you get out of rehab,
871
00:45:22,010 --> 00:45:25,890
they tell you to take things
slowly. Everything.
872
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,183
Including dating.
873
00:45:28,267 --> 00:45:33,767
And I think that's maybe why
I've been so buttoned up.
874
00:45:33,850 --> 00:45:35,780
And since I got out,
875
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:38,936
I've just been struggling to
figure out who I am again.
876
00:45:39,027 --> 00:45:40,947
And being around you, it's just...
877
00:45:41,572 --> 00:45:42,782
It's just easy.
878
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:48,291
I'm just the best version
of myself again.
879
00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,878
Well, I... I get it.
880
00:45:54,960 --> 00:46:00,920
I mean, figuring out who you
really are is quite the journey.
881
00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:05,950
- Yeah.
- And I am so sorry for what I did, Carol.
882
00:46:05,971 --> 00:46:10,481
And... okay, not that this is any
excuse whatsoever, but, um...
883
00:46:10,559 --> 00:46:15,359
... the last guy I dated
was sort of a, um,
884
00:46:15,939 --> 00:46:17,609
serial killer.
885
00:46:18,317 --> 00:46:21,147
And, uh, that sort of thing
886
00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:25,866
tends to lead to a little mistrust
in the romance department.
887
00:46:29,828 --> 00:46:30,828
Wow.
888
00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:36,287
I guess that's one more thing
we have in common, huh?
889
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:37,705
Baggage.
890
00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:40,375
Yeah. Buckets of baggage.
891
00:46:40,464 --> 00:46:42,224
Yeah.
892
00:46:43,801 --> 00:46:46,641
So you're not mad?
893
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,600
Well, it's not great that you
broke into my apartment
894
00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:52,981
and stole my personnel file, but, um,
895
00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,192
I'm gonna go out on a limb and
896
00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,265
say it's a sign you like me too?
897
00:47:01,985 --> 00:47:04,445
You still wanna go see Supercop?
898
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,264
Yeah.
899
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:11,541
Cool.
900
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:13,040
- Great.
- All right, great.
901
00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:16,961
Just... just one more,
just tiny thing. Um...
902
00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:22,457
Promise me that if you
ever wanna know anything,
903
00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,548
um, about me, ever again, that, uh,
904
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,467
that you'll just ask.
905
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,680
Deal.
906
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,598
Great.
907
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:37,601
See ya.
908
00:47:51,118 --> 00:47:53,038
Damn.
909
00:48:03,255 --> 00:48:04,255
Hey!
910
00:48:06,174 --> 00:48:08,144
Oh, sorry.
911
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:09,428
Were you using this?
912
00:48:09,511 --> 00:48:10,971
Ah, finally!
913
00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:12,224
An opponent.
914
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:15,306
Thinking I'd be Forrest Gumping
forever. Here you go. Ball up.
915
00:48:19,646 --> 00:48:21,686
I'm not here for ping-pong.
916
00:48:25,611 --> 00:48:28,071
Oh, whoa, holy wow! Those are...
917
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:32,992
Wait a minute. Did Lucifer send you?
918
00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,867
Not exactly.
919
00:48:34,953 --> 00:48:36,833
But he is the reason why I'm here.
920
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:40,544
- Huh?
- Ugh! You're ruining all my cool lines.
921
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,246
I heard you almost killed the Devil.
922
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:44,457
Yeah.
923
00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:46,422
Almost.
924
00:48:47,090 --> 00:48:49,010
It was one of the worst
things I've ever done.
925
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:50,892
In fact, I feel really guilty about it.
926
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,971
Very guilty, in fact.
927
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,478
Well, everyone makes mistakes.
928
00:48:59,061 --> 00:49:03,941
Speaking of, how did you get so
close to killing him, exactly?
929
00:49:06,944 --> 00:49:08,114
I was manipulated.
930
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:10,655
By an angel.
931
00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:12,659
Ah. Michael, right?
932
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,291
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, I know him. He's the worst.
933
00:49:15,911 --> 00:49:18,192
Honestly, you shouldn't
beat yourself up about it.
934
00:49:18,205 --> 00:49:22,535
I mean, lots of humans, even
angels, have fallen for his lies.
935
00:49:23,669 --> 00:49:27,049
But I'd love to hear
your side of the story.
936
00:49:31,009 --> 00:49:33,389
You're trying to manipulate
me too, aren't you?
937
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:36,009
What, you think I'm stupid?
938
00:49:36,598 --> 00:49:38,978
- No shit, Sherlock.
- Well, you know what?
939
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:43,520
I'm not gonna help you hurt Lucifer.
I don't care who you are.
940
00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,860
For all I know, that's what got
me into Hell in the first place.
941
00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:49,944
Suit yourself.
942
00:49:50,570 --> 00:49:52,990
But just so you know,
943
00:49:53,865 --> 00:49:56,865
Lucifer's not the only one
who likes to make deals.
944
00:49:57,452 --> 00:50:01,162
And, um, I think I know something
you might be interested in.
945
00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,578
What could you possibly do for me?
946
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:05,497
I can get you out of here.
947
00:50:06,628 --> 00:50:09,048
Yeah, right. It's not possible.
948
00:50:09,131 --> 00:50:10,131
Except it is.
949
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:16,007
Look, Lucifer said he's still
trying to figure out a way, so...
950
00:50:16,090 --> 00:50:17,860
What's there to figure? It's easy.
951
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:19,926
I can just fly you up to Earth.
952
00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:23,897
Any angel can. And we all know it.
953
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:27,069
So then why would Lucifer leave me
down here for thousands of years?
954
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:31,108
No clue, but he did.
955
00:50:33,989 --> 00:50:36,579
Anyway, if you're not interested...
956
00:50:36,658 --> 00:50:37,658
Wait.
957
00:50:43,206 --> 00:50:46,496
Maybe I can help you.
958
00:50:49,921 --> 00:50:52,011
Look who's not so stupid after all.
959
00:51:02,170 --> 00:51:03,289
You're still awake?
960
00:51:03,310 --> 00:51:05,020
Mm.
961
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,976
Yes, and not in a good way.
962
00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:12,440
Maybe I can help with that.
963
00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:18,445
So?
964
00:51:19,284 --> 00:51:21,204
How was your day, honey?
965
00:51:21,286 --> 00:51:23,116
Oh, uneventful.
966
00:51:23,205 --> 00:51:25,415
You? You feeling godly yet?
967
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:27,289
Well, I helped Carol,
968
00:51:27,375 --> 00:51:31,505
but then I was genuinely happy
when he and Miss Lopez worked out.
969
00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:33,625
And that's a bad thing?
970
00:51:33,715 --> 00:51:36,795
Happy for both of them, which
means somewhere along the way
971
00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:40,965
I ended up caring about the stupid
man, so mission not accomplished.
972
00:51:41,056 --> 00:51:42,480
Well, maybe this just means
973
00:51:42,505 --> 00:51:44,936
that you can learn to
care about all humans.
974
00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,978
Well, I admire your positivity,
975
00:51:48,063 --> 00:51:51,023
but if that's the solution,
then I'm never gonna be God.
976
00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:54,611
Lucifer.
977
00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,204
You will figure this out.
978
00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:57,529
I hope so.
979
00:51:58,365 --> 00:52:00,825
I'm sorry this is taking
longer than we thought.
980
00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:04,409
- There's no rush, right?
- Well, doesn't seem to be.
981
00:52:05,622 --> 00:52:08,792
Maybe we should just take our time.
982
00:52:15,757 --> 00:52:19,257
Wow, you really, uh, put
away a lot of candy in there.
983
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:21,600
Yep.
984
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:24,890
Known to do that. Call me Snacky Chan.
985
00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:28,766
Oh, man, you're so pop-corny.
986
00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,645
Well, this is me.
987
00:52:34,734 --> 00:52:36,534
Wow! Nice.
988
00:52:36,611 --> 00:52:38,491
Yeah.
989
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,988
Hey, Ella, um...
990
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,157
I have to say that I think tonight
991
00:52:46,872 --> 00:52:48,792
is the best date I've ever had.
992
00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,209
Well,
993
00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:56,634
I would call you a liar, but...
994
00:53:01,469 --> 00:53:02,469
Good night.
995
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,975
Hey, if you're still up there,
996
00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:15,399
thanks.
997
00:53:43,511 --> 00:53:44,601
What the...
998
00:53:45,130 --> 00:53:50,130
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