1 00:00:21,787 --> 00:00:24,339 Jeez. 2 00:00:24,373 --> 00:00:26,808 What are you doing in there? 3 00:00:28,110 --> 00:00:30,245 - What in the world was that? - What? 4 00:00:30,279 --> 00:00:32,547 What, do you got seabiscuit in there with you? 5 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:34,615 - What? - That was crazy. 6 00:00:34,633 --> 00:00:36,835 - Oh, yeah. - I never heard a... 7 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:39,254 A stream like that. - 8 00:00:41,173 --> 00:00:43,675 Yeah, I'm taking this new pill. 9 00:00:43,726 --> 00:00:46,060 That is, like, not human, that sound. 10 00:00:46,095 --> 00:00:48,730 It's got some backsplash too. I gotta be careful. 11 00:00:48,764 --> 00:00:49,981 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 12 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,900 All right, so... Anyway, 13 00:00:51,934 --> 00:00:55,987 it seems like meg ryan is just not gonna work, 14 00:00:56,021 --> 00:00:57,605 because her schedule is too busy 15 00:00:57,639 --> 00:01:00,158 - and we're not gonna get her. - Work? Work for what? 16 00:01:00,192 --> 00:01:01,943 For george's ex-wife. 17 00:01:01,977 --> 00:01:04,863 But lisa kudrow 18 00:01:04,914 --> 00:01:06,814 I think would also be great. 19 00:01:06,832 --> 00:01:08,816 - She's a great actress. - Great actress. 20 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:10,451 But I think you want... 21 00:01:10,485 --> 00:01:13,371 I think you want to go with an unknown for this part. 22 00:01:13,422 --> 00:01:16,624 - Why? - Because you believe that it's real. 23 00:01:16,658 --> 00:01:19,093 What's real got to do with what we do? 24 00:01:19,128 --> 00:01:21,880 Well, when george's ex-wife calls him from the plane, 25 00:01:21,931 --> 00:01:24,349 right? And, uh... 26 00:01:24,383 --> 00:01:26,384 He's got the tivo guy there... 27 00:01:26,435 --> 00:01:28,686 - Mm-hmm? - ... That happened to me 28 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,004 - with cheryl. - Uh-huh. 29 00:01:30,022 --> 00:01:32,724 Cheryl should play this part. 30 00:01:32,775 --> 00:01:34,726 Cheryl! 31 00:01:34,777 --> 00:01:37,145 Maybe somebody that looks like cheryl, that's an idea. 32 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:39,147 - No, but she... - What about renee zellweger? 33 00:01:39,181 --> 00:01:42,984 But cheryl, she's unknown and she lived this part. 34 00:01:43,018 --> 00:01:45,987 - And she's an actress! - So the person that it happens to 35 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:47,922 - is the best actor? - What else do you want? 36 00:01:47,957 --> 00:01:50,825 You think nixon could have been nixon in "frost/nixon"? 37 00:01:50,859 --> 00:01:52,877 - Nixon's not an actor. - Neither is cheryl. 38 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:55,330 - She is. - All right, let's have her read. 39 00:01:55,364 --> 00:01:57,365 She can read. Maybe she'll get it. 40 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,334 - I'm open to it. - You're open to it. 41 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:02,136 - Yes. - Hey, guys, here's the latest scripts. 42 00:02:02,171 --> 00:02:04,372 - There you go. - Thank you very much. 43 00:02:04,390 --> 00:02:07,508 And, oh! Reminder... You have lunch with richard lewis, 44 00:02:07,542 --> 00:02:08,843 - both of you. - Okay, thanks. 45 00:02:08,877 --> 00:02:10,261 What is that? 46 00:02:10,312 --> 00:02:12,546 Yeah, that air conditioner is... I don't know. 47 00:02:12,564 --> 00:02:14,715 - It's making noise up there. - Oh, I'll get it. 48 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:16,484 Oh, here we go. Don't worry about it. 49 00:02:16,518 --> 00:02:18,820 I used to do this for my mom all the time. 50 00:02:21,607 --> 00:02:23,825 Oh, yep, hang on. 51 00:02:26,395 --> 00:02:28,947 There we go. 52 00:02:30,416 --> 00:02:33,001 It smells like a rattlesnake is in there. 53 00:02:33,035 --> 00:02:34,419 Oh, there... 54 00:02:34,453 --> 00:02:37,171 - Does that sound better? - Yeah, it's a little better. 55 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:38,206 - Yeah? - Yeah. 56 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,341 There we go. 57 00:02:40,376 --> 00:02:42,460 All right, you guys need anything else? 58 00:02:42,511 --> 00:02:43,928 - Are you good? - No, we're good. 59 00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:45,213 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 60 00:02:45,247 --> 00:02:47,548 - Okay, thanks, maureen. - Yeah. 61 00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:49,801 I can't take it anymore. 62 00:02:49,852 --> 00:02:52,603 - How can she walk around like that? - Every day. 63 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,222 Every day, every day. 64 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:56,024 We have to make a change. 65 00:02:56,058 --> 00:02:58,893 We can't. Julia got her the job. 66 00:02:58,927 --> 00:03:00,395 We can't fire her. 67 00:03:00,429 --> 00:03:02,864 - We have to talk to her. - Oh, okay. 68 00:03:02,898 --> 00:03:04,932 You need to talk to her about her clothing. 69 00:03:04,950 --> 00:03:07,568 - I... I can't do that. - What are you talking about? 70 00:03:07,602 --> 00:03:09,070 I can't... I can't do it. 71 00:03:09,104 --> 00:03:10,538 Why not? 72 00:03:10,572 --> 00:03:13,541 - I don't want to. - Do you think I want to? 73 00:03:13,575 --> 00:03:15,209 - I don't want to. - You have to. 74 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:16,277 - I have to? - Yes. 75 00:03:16,295 --> 00:03:17,962 Are you crazy? You do it. 76 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:21,549 No, but you... It's the kind of thing you do so well. 77 00:03:21,583 --> 00:03:22,834 - I do well? - Yes! 78 00:03:22,885 --> 00:03:24,618 Are you nuts? This is your forte. 79 00:03:24,636 --> 00:03:26,838 - No no no no no. - Yes yes yes. 80 00:03:26,889 --> 00:03:29,390 You're smart and eloquent, that's what you are. 81 00:03:29,425 --> 00:03:32,844 This is not a call for eloquence. This is a call for charm, 82 00:03:32,895 --> 00:03:34,846 for, you know, lightness 83 00:03:34,897 --> 00:03:36,681 and breeziness. That's you. 84 00:03:36,732 --> 00:03:39,183 You're really the boss. You're the star of the show. 85 00:03:39,234 --> 00:03:41,302 She'd really respect it coming from you. 86 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,155 I'm white glove. White gloves, larry. 87 00:03:44,189 --> 00:03:45,907 I don't do those things. 88 00:03:45,941 --> 00:03:48,493 When we did the show, you were the one who did this stuff. 89 00:03:48,527 --> 00:03:51,946 Remember the cook? How you told her she was using too much mayonnaise? 90 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,614 - You did that! - I know. 91 00:03:53,648 --> 00:03:55,983 And she came back the next day duly chastened, 92 00:03:56,001 --> 00:03:57,785 fixed the tuna, fixed the egg salad. 93 00:03:57,819 --> 00:03:59,670 I know, but mayonnaise is not personal. 94 00:03:59,705 --> 00:04:03,841 The mayonnaise is as personal to the chef as her flabby stomach is to her. 95 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:06,677 So how are we gonna decide who's... I'm not doing it. 96 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,796 We'll choose. 97 00:04:08,830 --> 00:04:10,298 - Odds even. - One takes. 98 00:04:10,332 --> 00:04:11,883 - One takes. - What do you got? 99 00:04:11,934 --> 00:04:13,384 - Odds. - You got odds? 100 00:04:13,435 --> 00:04:14,602 - I got evens. - Okay. 101 00:04:14,636 --> 00:04:16,554 - One two three... - Shoot! 102 00:04:16,605 --> 00:04:18,306 I win. Do it. 103 00:04:20,642 --> 00:04:22,977 Okay, thank you. Bye. 104 00:04:29,034 --> 00:04:30,518 - Hey, larry. - Hey. 105 00:04:30,536 --> 00:04:32,520 - What's going on? - Not too much. 106 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:35,289 - Yeah? - Jerry and I were just talking. 107 00:04:35,324 --> 00:04:37,291 Mm-hmm. 108 00:04:37,326 --> 00:04:39,160 And... 109 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,696 We kind of have a little bit of a problem... 110 00:04:42,714 --> 00:04:44,799 Oh no. 111 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:46,467 ...with the, uh... 112 00:04:46,502 --> 00:04:48,336 The bare midriff. 113 00:04:49,721 --> 00:04:52,006 What... With my shirt? 114 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,375 This is all exposed and the stomach... 115 00:04:54,393 --> 00:04:56,978 If it's not too much trouble... 116 00:04:57,012 --> 00:05:00,181 - Uh-huh. - ... Maybe you could start wearing longer shirts? 117 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:02,934 - What do you think? - Okay. 118 00:05:02,985 --> 00:05:04,819 - I see, okay. - What? 119 00:05:04,853 --> 00:05:06,988 - It's because I'm a woman. I understand. - No! 120 00:05:07,022 --> 00:05:09,390 - I didn't think you were like that, larry, 121 00:05:09,408 --> 00:05:11,826 - but I guess you are. - I'm not like that! No, I'm not. 122 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:15,729 Because if a man was wearing this, you wouldn't go out and say anything to him. 123 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:18,332 Even if it was a man, I wouldn't want to see that. 124 00:05:18,367 --> 00:05:21,669 "that"? What is "that," larry? 125 00:05:21,703 --> 00:05:23,737 Well, that. You know. 126 00:05:23,755 --> 00:05:26,424 - Why do you keep doing this? - Do i? 127 00:05:26,458 --> 00:05:28,759 - Yes. - Oh. 128 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:31,629 - Um, I don't know. - What is the problem, larry? 129 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,348 - Are you offended by my body? - Not at all, not at all! 130 00:05:34,383 --> 00:05:37,385 But it's not really appropriate attire for an office. 131 00:05:37,419 --> 00:05:39,587 Okay, so you want me to wear, like, a burka? 132 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:43,224 Not a burka, but something in-between this and a burka. 133 00:05:43,258 --> 00:05:45,893 Do you know that I have lost 68 lbs in two years? 134 00:05:45,927 --> 00:05:47,979 - That is fantastic. - Thank you. 135 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:51,149 - I'm so happy for you. - I'm very proud of it and I want to flaunt what I've got. 136 00:05:51,200 --> 00:05:55,903 You can flaunt 2/3 of the day outside of the office. 137 00:05:55,937 --> 00:05:59,207 And then you got 1/3 non-flaunt. Do you have to flaunt 24 hours? 138 00:05:59,241 --> 00:06:00,992 Why not take a break in the flaunt? 139 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,910 Why would I need to take a break in the flaunt? 140 00:06:02,944 --> 00:06:05,129 There's something about being a little mysterious... 141 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:07,331 "oooh, what's under that? 142 00:06:07,382 --> 00:06:10,218 Hey, look at that woman. What has she got under there? 143 00:06:10,252 --> 00:06:12,470 - What's going on with that one?" - you know what, larry? 144 00:06:12,504 --> 00:06:14,455 I don't need this, okay? I quit. I'm sorry. 145 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:16,674 - You're gonna quit? - Yeah, I can't do it, larry. 146 00:06:16,708 --> 00:06:19,477 - I'm not gonna do this stuff for you anymore. - No, I understand. 147 00:06:19,511 --> 00:06:21,646 - I completely understand. - I'm not going on vitamin runs. 148 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,565 - I'm not gonna go buy your socks for you anymore. - Yeah, I'll buy my own socks. 149 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:26,317 That's fucking ridiculous. I'm out of here. 150 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:28,436 - Seriously? - Yes, I'm gone, larry! 151 00:06:32,157 --> 00:06:33,741 Done! 152 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:37,812 I cannot believe she's gone. 153 00:06:37,846 --> 00:06:39,980 I thought maybe she would change what she wore. 154 00:06:39,998 --> 00:06:42,116 But I never thought we could be done with her completely. 155 00:06:42,150 --> 00:06:43,751 But isn't that really why you sent me in? 156 00:06:43,785 --> 00:06:46,370 I mean, were you thinking of it somewhere in the back of your mind? 157 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:48,822 - I was hoping, yeah. I was thinking... - That I would mishandle that 158 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:51,626 - and it would lead to something terrible? - I thought, "this bulvan 159 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:54,845 will walk in there and in two minutes 160 00:06:54,880 --> 00:06:58,633 she'll be out in a huff." That's what I thought. 161 00:07:00,886 --> 00:07:02,770 Hey, come on, man! 162 00:07:02,804 --> 00:07:04,722 - Just pulling out like that! - Idiot! 163 00:07:04,773 --> 00:07:06,107 What's he doing? 164 00:07:06,141 --> 00:07:08,609 You got something you want to say to me, cuntface? 165 00:07:08,644 --> 00:07:10,394 - Huh? - Hey, look, I'm sorry. 166 00:07:10,445 --> 00:07:12,346 I didn't see you pull out. I'm sorry. 167 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:15,066 Learn to fucking drive, you fuck! 168 00:07:20,689 --> 00:07:23,157 - Honking's very dangerous. - Yeah. 169 00:07:23,191 --> 00:07:26,377 I try never to honk. Only in dire emergencies. 170 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,996 So you just wait if someone's in front of you, the light has turned... 171 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:31,499 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nothing? You just sit behind them and wait? 172 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:34,018 - Can you do a little... Huh? - The gentle honk? 173 00:07:34,052 --> 00:07:35,202 - Yeah. - Yeah. 174 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,388 - The throat clear. - The most I could do 175 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:39,473 - is a gentle honk. - Exactly. 176 00:07:39,508 --> 00:07:42,393 - "Hello, excuse me." - Do you have that technique? 177 00:07:42,427 --> 00:07:44,345 - I do a great excuse me. - It's a language. 178 00:07:44,379 --> 00:07:45,896 - It's a lang... Absolutely. - Yeah. 179 00:07:47,649 --> 00:07:49,233 - By the way. - What? 180 00:07:49,268 --> 00:07:51,485 How many napkins does a person need 181 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,154 to get through a sandwich? 182 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:55,156 I don't know. I use a lot of napkins. 183 00:07:55,190 --> 00:07:57,992 - Always. Every meal. - You should bring a bath towel to eat. 184 00:07:58,026 --> 00:07:59,910 - That's what you should bring. 185 00:07:59,945 --> 00:08:01,629 - Hey, guys, I'm so... - Hey! 186 00:08:01,663 --> 00:08:03,664 - Hey hey, man, good to see you. - How are you? 187 00:08:03,699 --> 00:08:06,117 - Long time. Good to see you. - What do you like to do? 188 00:08:06,168 --> 00:08:08,419 - I don't know what you do. - Plea... Yeah. 189 00:08:08,453 --> 00:08:10,705 We... We ordered. We couldn't wait. 190 00:08:10,739 --> 00:08:13,374 I can see. But I'm... Can i... I want to eat something. 191 00:08:13,408 --> 00:08:15,092 I'm famished, so... 192 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,795 You know, can I... I'm starved. 193 00:08:17,846 --> 00:08:19,263 - Move over. - I'm starved. 194 00:08:20,549 --> 00:08:23,050 - You should... You know. - What? No, you. 195 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:25,753 What's going on? Can I sit down? 196 00:08:25,771 --> 00:08:27,471 Come on, scootch over. 197 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:30,725 How many years you guys... You know this guy? You're close friends. 198 00:08:30,759 --> 00:08:33,728 Right, I know him longer so he should sit over there, 199 00:08:33,762 --> 00:08:36,263 because I'm actually gonna be talking to him more than you 200 00:08:36,281 --> 00:08:37,915 so I should have eye contact with him 201 00:08:37,949 --> 00:08:40,251 as opposed to turning around and straining my neck. 202 00:08:40,285 --> 00:08:42,436 You know, I'm a lefty. I can't... 203 00:08:42,454 --> 00:08:44,739 It'll be to your right. It works to your advantage. 204 00:08:44,773 --> 00:08:48,492 Look, the only reason you want me to slide over is because you want 205 00:08:48,543 --> 00:08:51,212 - the luxury suite. - Of course I want the luxury suite. 206 00:08:51,246 --> 00:08:53,214 - You want the luxury suite too. - Yes, I do. 207 00:08:53,248 --> 00:08:55,633 You're right, you're right, I do. But you... 208 00:08:57,452 --> 00:08:59,086 - Hey, where'd he go? - Oh my god. 209 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,139 - What the hell? - I'm fucking angry at you. 210 00:09:11,433 --> 00:09:14,301 Hi, guys. hi! 211 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:16,003 - Hi. - I was just on the lot. 212 00:09:16,038 --> 00:09:18,272 - I thought I'd come by and say hi. - Hi, cheryl. 213 00:09:18,306 --> 00:09:20,574 Jerry, I wanted to thank you so much. 214 00:09:20,609 --> 00:09:22,476 - Oh. - This is gonna be so great. 215 00:09:22,511 --> 00:09:24,612 Thank you for giving me the part 216 00:09:24,646 --> 00:09:26,013 in the "seinfeld" reunion. 217 00:09:26,048 --> 00:09:29,250 - The...? - The part on the reunion show? 218 00:09:29,284 --> 00:09:31,519 - You know. - Oh. 219 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:34,355 - So... - I am so excited about it 220 00:09:34,389 --> 00:09:37,191 - and I wanted to thank you personally. - Oh, well, 221 00:09:37,225 --> 00:09:39,660 i'm... I... I can't believe it. 222 00:09:39,694 --> 00:09:43,664 - I can't either! - Why don't... I'll go meet you upstairs. 223 00:09:43,698 --> 00:09:45,766 - Okay. - All right. 224 00:09:45,801 --> 00:09:47,935 I'll see you upstairs. Go... 225 00:09:47,969 --> 00:09:49,603 Why don't you go up? 226 00:09:49,638 --> 00:09:51,038 All right. 227 00:09:51,073 --> 00:09:53,174 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 228 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,228 - I got an odd, um... - No. 229 00:09:57,262 --> 00:09:58,496 ...vibe from him. no? 230 00:09:58,530 --> 00:10:00,314 no. You know, the only thing is 231 00:10:00,348 --> 00:10:02,182 you prob... Um... 232 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,235 You're kinda gonna have to... 233 00:10:04,286 --> 00:10:07,271 - Audition, yeah. - I have to audition for this part? 234 00:10:07,305 --> 00:10:09,273 - I thought you said I had it. - No, you do have it. 235 00:10:09,307 --> 00:10:11,442 - You do have it, you know. - That's why... 236 00:10:11,476 --> 00:10:13,577 It's like winning an election but waiting to get sworn in. 237 00:10:13,628 --> 00:10:16,313 So the audition is the swearing in. It's nothing. 238 00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:18,349 - It's a formality. - Formality, yeah. 239 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:20,634 - But I have the part? - You just show up and read it, 240 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:22,870 - and just... You know, he needs to see that... - Read it? 241 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,639 ...he needs to see that you can read and write, you know, whatever. 242 00:10:25,674 --> 00:10:27,174 - All right, well... - All right, so... 243 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:29,677 I'll see you, uh... You'll call me and tell me. 244 00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:31,812 - Okay. - Right? When to come in and... 245 00:10:31,847 --> 00:10:33,280 - Yeah. - ... For the formality. 246 00:10:33,315 --> 00:10:35,349 - You look good. - Thank you. 247 00:10:35,383 --> 00:10:38,235 I can't believe that you would have the audacity 248 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,355 to even... To even broach the subject, 249 00:10:41,389 --> 00:10:43,908 - to have the gut... Okay. - Well, first of all, I didn't do it. 250 00:10:43,942 --> 00:10:46,744 Excuse me, he did it. Listen, 251 00:10:46,778 --> 00:10:48,863 what is this with maureen? What... What... 252 00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:51,115 I tried to be very sensitive. 253 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,750 I... I did, but she stormed out. 254 00:10:52,784 --> 00:10:55,669 You can't go up to a woman 255 00:10:55,704 --> 00:10:58,172 and tell her that her shirt is inappropriate 256 00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:02,259 or distracting to you or whatever the hell you said. It is sexist! 257 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:05,245 - It's completely sexist. - We would have said that to a man 258 00:11:05,263 --> 00:11:06,764 if... If there was man flab. 259 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:09,099 - Yeah. - A man wouldn't even dress like that. 260 00:11:09,134 --> 00:11:11,435 Women dress like that. That's the look for the... 261 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,771 - ... Young girls. - Yeah, for your swinging, 262 00:11:13,805 --> 00:11:16,390 sexy l.a. Scene that you live in. 263 00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:18,526 - We don't live in that world. - What are you talking about? 264 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,528 He lives in los angeles. Who do you think you are? 265 00:11:20,562 --> 00:11:22,947 He lives in his own mind. He doesn't know anything about it. 266 00:11:22,981 --> 00:11:25,783 The point is this... There's lots of men that we talked about hiring 267 00:11:25,817 --> 00:11:28,235 - that we wouldn't hire for various reasons... - Absolutely! 268 00:11:28,269 --> 00:11:30,821 Yeah, what about the guy we didn't like because he was veiny? 269 00:11:30,872 --> 00:11:33,040 - Yeah, there was the veiny guy. - Yeah. 270 00:11:33,074 --> 00:11:35,626 That first a.d. From "evening shade" had foamy mouth. 271 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,779 - We didn't hire him. - He was bubbly. I can't work with somebody who's bubbly. 272 00:11:38,797 --> 00:11:42,282 Guys, I think you've forgotten that maureen's mother 273 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,585 was our nanny for years and years 274 00:11:44,619 --> 00:11:46,504 and she helped me with the girls. 275 00:11:46,555 --> 00:11:50,140 Okay, she is very mentally unstable 276 00:11:50,175 --> 00:11:53,894 and right now she's going through a very rough time. All right? 277 00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:56,263 Her daughter getting fired 278 00:11:56,297 --> 00:11:58,432 or quitting or whatever it is that happened, 279 00:11:58,466 --> 00:12:02,152 it's gonna make her... She could be, like, suicidal. 280 00:12:02,187 --> 00:12:05,239 - She's suicidal? - You've got to get maureen back here to work. 281 00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:08,642 - Okay? You've got to do it. - You really should... You should take care of this, larry. 282 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,861 You should. You need to drive over there right now. 283 00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:12,980 - That's what you have to do. That's right. - Yeah. 284 00:12:16,167 --> 00:12:17,868 Man. 285 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,089 - So jerry and I talked, and... - Mm-hmm. 286 00:12:22,123 --> 00:12:24,124 ...we want you to come back. 287 00:12:24,158 --> 00:12:26,010 Want you back. 288 00:12:26,995 --> 00:12:28,345 You want me to come back? 289 00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:30,297 Yeah. 290 00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:34,385 Well, the whole reason was because you weren't okay with this shirt. 291 00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:36,937 Honestly, I don't even know what I was thinking about. 292 00:12:36,972 --> 00:12:39,223 I'm fine with the shirt. I'm fine with the whole thing. 293 00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:41,308 - The whole... The whole... - What do you mean the whole thing? 294 00:12:41,342 --> 00:12:43,360 - All the whole... - What is this whole thing? What is this? 295 00:12:43,395 --> 00:12:45,563 You know, whatever's happening there, I'm fine with it. 296 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:46,897 My stomach? What does that mean? 297 00:12:46,948 --> 00:12:49,066 You know, the protuberance and the whole... All of it. 298 00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:51,785 - So we're good? - I mean... 299 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:54,154 It's a simple thing, larry. 300 00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:56,189 - Perfect world? - Okay. 301 00:12:56,207 --> 00:13:00,077 Maybe an inch further down, cover up the belly button. 302 00:13:00,128 --> 00:13:02,212 That's all. Perfect world, perfect world! 303 00:13:02,247 --> 00:13:05,132 I'd cover that little thing there, the little belly button. 304 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:09,003 An inch lower. You know, but belly button or no belly button, 305 00:13:09,037 --> 00:13:10,537 we want you to come back. 306 00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:12,973 - Okay. - Good. 307 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:15,309 I'm glad we talked, larry. 308 00:13:15,343 --> 00:13:17,377 - Oh, honey. - Hi, mom. 309 00:13:17,395 --> 00:13:20,314 Hi, honey. The traffic was unbelievable. 310 00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:22,182 Oh no. 311 00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:26,770 - Mom, are you okay? - Oh my god. 312 00:13:27,772 --> 00:13:29,523 This is my boss. This is larry. 313 00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:32,026 No, this is not larry. This... You... 314 00:13:32,060 --> 00:13:34,194 You are the spitting image 315 00:13:34,228 --> 00:13:36,447 of my deceased husband tom. 316 00:13:36,498 --> 00:13:38,532 Oh my god. 317 00:13:38,566 --> 00:13:41,285 Oh, I'm having a hot flash. Oh ho ho. 318 00:13:41,336 --> 00:13:43,537 Seriously? I really look like this guy? 319 00:13:43,571 --> 00:13:46,790 - Ohhh. - You look exactly like him. 320 00:13:46,841 --> 00:13:48,842 Wh... What... Wh... What happened to him? 321 00:13:48,877 --> 00:13:52,680 Oh, it happened so fast. You know, he was murdered, and... 322 00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,181 - We got married... - Murdered?! 323 00:13:54,215 --> 00:13:57,301 Yes! It was 1962. 324 00:13:57,352 --> 00:14:02,389 It was our wedding day. We were driving down to mexico for our honeymoon... 325 00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:08,896 ♪ don't s nothing bad about my baby ♪ 326 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:12,616 - ♪ oh no ♪ - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 327 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:16,453 - ♪ I love you so ♪ - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 328 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:20,224 - ♪ dontcha know? ♪ - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby ♪ 329 00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:22,092 - ♪ he's good ♪ - ♪ he's good! ♪ 330 00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:24,094 - ♪ he's good to me ♪ - ♪ he's so good to me ♪ 331 00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:27,247 - ♪ that's all I care about ♪ - ♪ I don't care about nothing else! ♪ 332 00:14:27,281 --> 00:14:30,384 that's all I care about. 333 00:14:30,418 --> 00:14:32,336 Ohhh. 334 00:14:32,387 --> 00:14:35,005 - Happy, baby? - I'm so happy. 335 00:14:35,056 --> 00:14:37,691 You ever think you'd get a guy like me? 336 00:14:37,726 --> 00:14:40,344 No. I don't think my mom did either. 337 00:14:40,395 --> 00:14:44,648 Yeah. Are you looking forward to the sex later? 338 00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:48,268 Well, I have to admit 339 00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:50,738 that I have been fantasizing a little. 340 00:14:50,772 --> 00:14:53,323 - I have a confession to make. - Yeah? 341 00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:55,192 I don't think I know what I'm doing. 342 00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,430 Hey! 343 00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,415 - What the hell? - Just let him go. 344 00:15:01,449 --> 00:15:03,450 - What are you doing? - Just let him go. 345 00:15:03,484 --> 00:15:04,702 - Hey, same to you! - No no. 346 00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,319 - Uh-huh, yeah! - Please don't. 347 00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:07,738 - Please don't. - Jesus, huh? 348 00:15:07,772 --> 00:15:11,008 - Do not ruin our perfect day. - What a schmohawk. 349 00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:13,493 - You bastard! Go ahead, pull over. - Just keep going. 350 00:15:13,511 --> 00:15:15,546 You don't pull over. Just keep driving. 351 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:17,715 - Please, don't get in a fight. - Okay okay. 352 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,900 - Don't worry about it. - Please, just... Tom! 353 00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:22,836 - What are you doing out here? - Wait here. 354 00:15:33,548 --> 00:15:35,566 Wait, he's behind you! 355 00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:37,351 No no no! 356 00:15:37,385 --> 00:15:39,403 - Oh! - Fucking moron! 357 00:15:39,454 --> 00:15:41,071 Learn how to fucking drive! 358 00:15:42,707 --> 00:15:44,491 Learn how to speed the hell up! 359 00:15:44,525 --> 00:15:47,111 ♪ bad about my baby, oh no ♪ 360 00:15:47,145 --> 00:15:50,330 ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby. ♪ 361 00:15:50,364 --> 00:15:53,700 and all he did was honk! 362 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,003 He honked! 363 00:15:56,037 --> 00:15:58,138 - That's unbelievable. - It is. 364 00:15:58,173 --> 00:16:01,374 - You can't honk anymore! You cannot honk. - Oh, no no. 365 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:03,343 I'll tell you what else you can't do... You can't shush. 366 00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:05,062 No honking, no shushing. 367 00:16:05,096 --> 00:16:06,897 That sound... Shh-shh, you know. 368 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,049 - It is offensive. It's startling. - It's awful. 369 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:10,901 But people don't kill you for shushing. 370 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,936 - They kill you for honking. - That part's true. 371 00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:15,322 Let me help you with the groceries. Let me get these out of your way. 372 00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:18,192 Thank you, dear. I'm gonna show you a picture of tom. 373 00:16:18,226 --> 00:16:21,578 Because you're not going to believe. It's uncanny. 374 00:16:23,047 --> 00:16:25,565 Come on, hmm? 375 00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:28,035 - You see it, don't you? - I'm sorry to say. 376 00:16:28,069 --> 00:16:31,071 - What? - He doesn't look anything like me. 377 00:16:31,089 --> 00:16:34,007 - Honestly. - Look, the... The... 378 00:16:34,042 --> 00:16:36,176 The hair, the glasses, everything. 379 00:16:36,211 --> 00:16:40,413 - It's the same. Confirm it. - All bald people do not look alike. 380 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:42,516 I don't see how you cannot see that. 381 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,803 - May I use your bathroom? - Yeah, second door on the right. 382 00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:48,138 Okay. 383 00:17:14,249 --> 00:17:15,799 oh. 384 00:17:43,711 --> 00:17:46,280 - I'm just gonna take off. - Oh, hey, larry. 385 00:17:46,314 --> 00:17:48,315 - Hey. - Hey, I'm glad we had that talk. 386 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,616 - Yes! - I feel much better. 387 00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:51,484 - Oh, me too, me too. - Thanks for coming over. 388 00:17:51,502 --> 00:17:53,820 - So nice meeting you. - You should talk to her. 389 00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:56,123 You know, about the bare midriff 390 00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,125 and the belly button. 391 00:18:06,684 --> 00:18:09,253 - Hello? - Larry, it's the invisible jew. 392 00:18:09,287 --> 00:18:11,622 - Richard lewis, remember me? - Oh, hey! 393 00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:14,358 - Yeah. - I cannot believe 394 00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:16,593 I get invited to lunch with you and jerry. 395 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:18,862 I'm standing there like a putz. You don't even... 396 00:18:18,897 --> 00:18:20,664 You don't even make believe I'm there. 397 00:18:20,698 --> 00:18:22,900 What am i, marley's ghost? 398 00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:25,118 I am so sorry. You're so right. 399 00:18:25,153 --> 00:18:27,237 I was completely in the wrong there 400 00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:29,039 and I truly apologize. 401 00:18:29,073 --> 00:18:32,025 I'll tell you why I felt even doubly shitty, 402 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,711 because I went to a memorabilia show the other day 403 00:18:34,746 --> 00:18:36,246 and I bought you a present. 404 00:18:36,297 --> 00:18:38,165 Guess what... A joe dimaggio bat 405 00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,968 that he signed that he used in a world series game. 406 00:18:41,002 --> 00:18:42,970 - Oh my god, that's so sweet. - That's right. 407 00:18:43,004 --> 00:18:45,839 - And I was gonna give it to you. - Oh, that's so sweet of you. 408 00:18:45,873 --> 00:18:47,724 Thank you! You know what? Keep it on you 409 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,542 and you'll give it to me next time I see you. 410 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,229 - And next time I'll slide down. - All right. 411 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:53,713 Fair enough. All right. 412 00:18:53,731 --> 00:18:56,934 - Fine. All right. - All right. 413 00:18:59,053 --> 00:19:01,555 Hello? 414 00:19:01,589 --> 00:19:03,156 Where... 415 00:19:03,191 --> 00:19:04,925 Larry! 416 00:19:09,563 --> 00:19:11,782 Ehh. 417 00:19:19,290 --> 00:19:21,692 Mom! 418 00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:24,011 You've got to see this. Come here, come here! 419 00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:26,129 - Oh oh! - Oh my god. 420 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:27,881 - What? - Look at jesus! 421 00:19:27,915 --> 00:19:30,550 I know! 422 00:19:48,769 --> 00:19:50,871 All right, what page are we on? 423 00:19:50,905 --> 00:19:52,956 12. Let me ask you something. 424 00:19:52,991 --> 00:19:56,159 - When you get drop-off calls with a guy... - mm-hmm? 425 00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,545 ...you don't call back for an official goodbye, do you? 426 00:19:58,579 --> 00:19:59,629 - No. - Huh? 427 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:01,614 I mean, you have your wife rules 428 00:20:01,632 --> 00:20:04,334 and you have your friend rules. 429 00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:07,254 - Yes. - For the wife, you're always... 430 00:20:07,288 --> 00:20:10,474 You must be careful not to disturb the exotic bird. 431 00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:12,509 - Right. - But what kinda guy? 432 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,344 - I mean, a regular guy? - Lewis. 433 00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,229 oh. Well, that's different. 434 00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:18,131 Yeah. 435 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:20,517 Were you in the wind-down phase of the call? 436 00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:23,820 - Total wind-down, yeah. - did anybody say "so" and "all right"? 437 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,472 Yeah, I mean, there was an "all right." 438 00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,357 In that register? That "all right!" 439 00:20:27,408 --> 00:20:30,861 - yeah, I think there was. - That one? Okay, well, that's half a goodbye. 440 00:20:30,912 --> 00:20:33,146 - Right, it's over. - You don't need the goodbye. 441 00:20:33,164 --> 00:20:35,032 - Yeah. - Hey, guys, 442 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,918 - can I talk to you for a second? - Oh, sure, maureen. 443 00:20:37,952 --> 00:20:39,786 Um... 444 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,371 Oh, gosh, uh... 445 00:20:41,422 --> 00:20:44,424 - Are you all right? - I'm actually the best I've ever been 446 00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:46,460 - in my life. - Oh, wow. 447 00:20:46,494 --> 00:20:48,462 Um, do I look different to you? 448 00:20:48,496 --> 00:20:51,631 No, I'm seeing everything I usually see. 449 00:20:51,665 --> 00:20:52,716 - Really? - Yeah. 450 00:20:52,767 --> 00:20:55,001 'cause my whole life has changed. 451 00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:57,637 Yesterday... It was actually right after you left, 452 00:20:57,671 --> 00:21:00,557 a miracle happened. 453 00:21:00,608 --> 00:21:05,028 I went into the bathroom and I called my mother in 454 00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:08,448 because there is a painting hanging up of jesus. 455 00:21:08,483 --> 00:21:10,200 It's beautiful. 456 00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:12,519 And he's got a tear 457 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:15,188 coming down on his face. 458 00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:17,040 - Really? - A real tear 459 00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,826 that was never there before. 460 00:21:21,212 --> 00:21:22,913 - Wow. - Can you believe that? 461 00:21:22,964 --> 00:21:25,532 - That's odd. - It's a miracle! 462 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:29,169 - He chose us. - Are you sure it wasn't... 463 00:21:29,203 --> 00:21:31,838 You know, water? 464 00:21:31,872 --> 00:21:33,473 No no, it was at eye level. 465 00:21:33,508 --> 00:21:35,592 It was... There's no way water could get up there. 466 00:21:35,643 --> 00:21:38,512 Have you ever witnessed a miracle like that? 467 00:21:38,546 --> 00:21:40,897 - No. - I mean, can you think of one like that? 468 00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:43,650 I think every erection is a miracle. 469 00:21:43,684 --> 00:21:46,987 Anyway, I'm sad to tell you guys this, but I... 470 00:21:47,021 --> 00:21:48,605 I have to quit. 471 00:21:48,656 --> 00:21:49,856 - What? - Ohh! 472 00:21:49,890 --> 00:21:52,409 - I'm sorry, you guys. - Oooh. 473 00:21:52,443 --> 00:21:54,995 It's just my mother and I decided after seeing it 474 00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:57,030 we can't just keep it to ourselves, you know? 475 00:21:57,064 --> 00:21:59,666 We're going to go and buy an r.v. And tour the country 476 00:21:59,700 --> 00:22:03,069 and show the whole country our miracle. 477 00:22:03,087 --> 00:22:04,588 - It's amazing. - That's wonderful. 478 00:22:04,622 --> 00:22:06,206 And we can't just keep it to ourselves. 479 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:08,074 - We have to share it. - You have to. 480 00:22:08,092 --> 00:22:10,743 Trust your gut, you know. 481 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,929 Thank you so much. 482 00:22:12,964 --> 00:22:15,015 Um, I have to ask you a favor though. 483 00:22:15,049 --> 00:22:18,385 - The r.v. That we want to use... - Yeah? 484 00:22:18,419 --> 00:22:23,356 - ... We need a cosigner. I would normally never... - You got it! 485 00:22:23,391 --> 00:22:24,858 Don't even think about it. 486 00:22:24,892 --> 00:22:26,593 - That's nothing. - You'll do it?! 487 00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,478 - Of course. - That is larry david. 488 00:22:28,529 --> 00:22:30,697 - Tell her who I am. - Larry "how can I help" david. 489 00:22:30,731 --> 00:22:32,899 - Yes. - It would have to be done by 3:00 tomorrow. 490 00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:35,035 - Yes yes! I'll sign anything. - Really? 491 00:22:35,069 --> 00:22:37,287 - Anything you want, yeah. - I'll see you tomorrow. 492 00:22:37,321 --> 00:22:38,705 - Yes! - Thank you. 493 00:22:38,739 --> 00:22:41,458 - Thank you. Thank you for all the... - Wonderful. 494 00:22:41,492 --> 00:22:43,577 ...the good work. 495 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,081 You splashed him, didn't you? 496 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,134 I splashed him. 497 00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:56,506 No no, don't worry, maureen. 498 00:22:56,557 --> 00:22:58,258 I'm just getting something to eat. 499 00:22:58,292 --> 00:23:00,393 I'll be at the bank at 3:00 to cosign. 500 00:23:00,428 --> 00:23:02,662 Yes, I will. 501 00:23:02,697 --> 00:23:05,932 All right, i'll see you at 3:00. 502 00:23:07,435 --> 00:23:09,035 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 503 00:23:17,311 --> 00:23:20,697 Hey you! Put the napkins back. 504 00:23:20,748 --> 00:23:23,333 - What? - Only two. I put two in the bag. That's plenty. 505 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,752 Two, are you kidding? I got a chicken parmesan sub here. 506 00:23:25,786 --> 00:23:28,488 I had a handicapped kid in here yesterday... Know how many napkins he got? 507 00:23:28,506 --> 00:23:31,925 - Two! - What, do they eat differently than the rest of us? 508 00:23:31,959 --> 00:23:33,460 That's the point. Two. 509 00:23:33,494 --> 00:23:35,345 - What's the point? - Two napkins. 510 00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:38,148 - I don't get the handicapped reference. - Put the napkins back. 511 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:41,968 - What's the handicapped reference? - Put the napkins back. 512 00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:49,809 - Fine. Here. - Thank you very much. 513 00:23:49,844 --> 00:23:50,911 - Okay. - Okay? 514 00:23:50,945 --> 00:23:52,445 All right. Thank you very much. 515 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,114 - Thank you for your business. - Okay. 516 00:24:05,326 --> 00:24:08,712 Oh god. 517 00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:11,498 Damn it. 518 00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:19,339 Good afternoon, sir. 519 00:24:19,373 --> 00:24:21,424 License and registration, please. 520 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,893 Would you mind telling me what I did, officer? 521 00:24:23,928 --> 00:24:27,147 Huh? I think I was going the speed limit. 522 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:32,152 Where'd you... Where'd you buy that sandwich? 523 00:24:33,554 --> 00:24:35,021 Enzo's. 524 00:24:35,055 --> 00:24:37,457 - He give you any napkins with that? - Yeah yeah. 525 00:24:37,491 --> 00:24:39,526 Yeah? How many napkins they give you? 526 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,361 Two, they give you two napkins. 527 00:24:42,363 --> 00:24:44,064 What's in the bag? 528 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:49,068 Some plastic forks, knives, 529 00:24:49,086 --> 00:24:50,903 spoons. 530 00:24:50,921 --> 00:24:53,707 Let me see the bag, please. 531 00:25:07,772 --> 00:25:10,140 - I need them! - Step out of the car, please. 532 00:25:10,191 --> 00:25:11,775 Oh, come on! Are you serious? 533 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:15,145 What did I do? I took some napkins. I got sauce on my face. 534 00:25:15,196 --> 00:25:17,614 - I need napkins to clean the sauce. - Step back of the car, please. 535 00:25:17,648 --> 00:25:20,066 - Come on, this is crazy! - Face the car, please. 536 00:25:20,100 --> 00:25:22,369 - We're talking about napkins! - Put your hands on the car. 537 00:25:24,038 --> 00:25:26,206 So you're sure it's not one of the other guys? 538 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,158 - Just those two? - No no, I remember the glasses 539 00:25:28,209 --> 00:25:30,460 and the bald head. Bald with glasses for sure. 540 00:25:30,494 --> 00:25:31,628 All right. 541 00:25:31,662 --> 00:25:34,130 Four and six, step forward please. 542 00:25:34,165 --> 00:25:36,416 The rest of you step out to the right. 543 00:25:41,422 --> 00:25:43,556 Okay, what do you think? 544 00:25:47,511 --> 00:25:51,514 - I just can't tell. - Don't know which one it is? 545 00:25:51,565 --> 00:25:55,268 I'm confused. I just see bald. 546 00:25:56,604 --> 00:25:57,971 I... I don't know. 547 00:25:58,005 --> 00:26:00,774 All right, you're free to go... Both of you. 548 00:26:04,545 --> 00:26:07,847 Hey, thanks so much for picking me up at the police station. 549 00:26:07,882 --> 00:26:10,667 I can't believe you missed the signing. 550 00:26:10,701 --> 00:26:13,553 I mean, it's over something so stupid as napkins. 551 00:26:13,587 --> 00:26:16,823 I mean, why do you have to use so many napkins? 552 00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:19,342 I don't know. I like a lot of napkins. 553 00:26:19,377 --> 00:26:22,178 Hey, thanks for letting me drive the car, by the way. 554 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:25,115 - It feels good, huh? - Oh my god, I can't believe you kept it all these years. 555 00:26:25,149 --> 00:26:26,916 - Oh yeah. - I'll give you $200 for it. 556 00:26:26,951 --> 00:26:28,385 - Oh. - What do you say? 557 00:26:28,419 --> 00:26:30,553 - No no, I couldn't part with it. - Hey! 558 00:26:33,374 --> 00:26:35,642 - Don't honk, don't honk! - Quiet. 559 00:26:35,676 --> 00:26:37,510 - My gosh. - Yeah, pull over! 560 00:26:39,530 --> 00:26:41,331 Don't stop. Oh, please, don't stop. 561 00:26:41,365 --> 00:26:43,366 - I'll be right back. - No no, don't get out of the car! 562 00:26:43,401 --> 00:26:45,151 - I'll be back in a minute. - Don't get out! 563 00:26:47,121 --> 00:26:48,855 - Hey. - You have a lot of nerve! 564 00:26:48,873 --> 00:26:50,924 - I do? - You have a lot of fucking nerve. 565 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:54,210 - Why, what did I do? - What, are you banging some kind of mormon beautician? 566 00:26:54,245 --> 00:26:56,045 - Get out of here. - Who the fuck is that? 567 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,947 - It's a long story. - Let me tell you something, 568 00:26:57,982 --> 00:27:00,650 when I called you about that gift, okay, the phones went out. 569 00:27:00,684 --> 00:27:03,920 - You didn't call me back! - I ended our conversation with all right, 570 00:27:03,954 --> 00:27:06,106 - then the drop off. - I want an official goodbye. 571 00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:07,524 You can't assume goodbye? 572 00:27:07,558 --> 00:27:10,443 Our flashback weekend continues back to 1963. 573 00:27:10,478 --> 00:27:13,079 It's the cookies, "don't say nothing bad about my baby. " 574 00:27:13,114 --> 00:27:15,715 ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby... ♪ 575 00:27:15,733 --> 00:27:18,384 i'm gonna give you your gift anyway. You don't deserve it. 576 00:27:18,402 --> 00:27:20,553 - I must just be such a wuss. - That's very sweet of you. 577 00:27:20,588 --> 00:27:22,221 - That's so nice of you. - It's beyond sweet. 578 00:27:22,239 --> 00:27:25,859 This is a joe dimaggio bat, by the way. 579 00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,528 - ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby... ♪ - uh-oh, oh no. 580 00:27:28,562 --> 00:27:31,714 Behind you! The bat, the bat! 581 00:27:34,251 --> 00:27:37,554 - Tom! - Ohhh! 582 00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:41,341 ♪ don't say nothing bad about my baby... ♪ 583 00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:49,466 - so lewis is gonna be okay? - Yeah. Unscathed. 584 00:27:49,517 --> 00:27:51,384 That is a tough guy. 585 00:27:51,418 --> 00:27:53,603 But he stayed overnight in the hospital. 586 00:27:53,637 --> 00:27:55,438 I went to... I went to go visit him. 587 00:27:55,473 --> 00:27:57,857 - Oh, that was nice of you. - Yeah, but he was sleeping 588 00:27:57,892 --> 00:27:59,859 - so I didn't really get to talk to him. - Oh. 589 00:27:59,894 --> 00:28:02,529 I'm thinking that counts as a visit though, wouldn't you say? 590 00:28:02,563 --> 00:28:04,397 - You were there. - I visited. 591 00:28:04,431 --> 00:28:06,366 - You did your part. - He can't complain. 592 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,700 - Can't complain, no. - Right. 593 00:28:07,735 --> 00:28:10,286 - You know what? I gotta go pee, so... - All right. 594 00:28:10,321 --> 00:28:12,939 Maybe tomorrow we'll dress up like kaufman and hart... 595 00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:14,741 Put on coats and ties, tweed jackets. 596 00:28:14,775 --> 00:28:16,876 - Yeah, that's a good idea. - Smoke some cigarettes. 597 00:28:16,911 --> 00:28:18,611 Maybe we'll have a good writing day. 598 00:28:18,629 --> 00:28:21,631 Yeah, then maybe wrestle naked like oliver reed and alan bates. 599 00:28:25,302 --> 00:28:27,921 Shit. 600 00:28:27,955 --> 00:28:29,889 Hey! 601 00:28:29,924 --> 00:28:31,808 Oh, damn it. 602 00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:34,727 Fuck. 603 00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:44,153 - I'll come in and help you with your stuff. - Thanks, mom. 604 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,582 Do you hear that? 605 00:28:55,616 --> 00:28:57,450 Yeah, what is that? 606 00:29:02,673 --> 00:29:05,008 I think it's coming over here. 607 00:29:06,176 --> 00:29:07,677 - You hear it, right? - Yes! 608 00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:10,513 - Wow, what the heck is that? - It's over here. 609 00:29:11,932 --> 00:29:14,634 - Oh my god. - Oh, honey, what is... What was that? 610 00:29:14,668 --> 00:29:16,553 - What are you doing? - Larry? 611 00:29:16,604 --> 00:29:18,838 The... The... The door was locked. I - I... 612 00:29:18,856 --> 00:29:21,691 How did that even get up here? How did that... 613 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:24,176 - What is it? - Oh my god. 614 00:29:24,194 --> 00:29:27,196 - What? - That's how jesus... 615 00:29:27,231 --> 00:29:29,399 - That's how... - Oh no. 616 00:29:29,450 --> 00:29:31,451 - No! - Oh no, you didn't. 617 00:29:31,485 --> 00:29:33,486 You did not do that, larry! 618 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:36,573 - It's horrible. - You know, it just goes up in the... 619 00:29:36,624 --> 00:29:38,825 Larry, you sprayed on jesus! 620 00:29:38,859 --> 00:29:41,077 - What can I do? - I can't believe it. 621 00:29:41,128 --> 00:29:43,913 I'm taking this medication and it's getting all over the place! 622 00:29:43,964 --> 00:29:45,298 I can't control it! 623 00:29:45,332 --> 00:29:47,383 The church groups, the tour... 624 00:29:48,552 --> 00:29:50,703 There was no miracle? 625 00:29:50,721 --> 00:29:53,205 - Sorry. - Mom... 626 00:29:53,223 --> 00:29:54,891 Mom? 627 00:29:54,925 --> 00:29:57,543 Where did she go? 628 00:29:57,561 --> 00:29:59,378 - She went that way. - Where did she go?! 629 00:29:59,396 --> 00:30:02,098 Larry! Mom? 630 00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:04,884 - What the hell happened to her? - Like, how far could she have gone? 631 00:30:04,902 --> 00:30:06,102 I don't know. I don't get it. 632 00:30:06,153 --> 00:30:07,854 - Mom! - Mrs. Cochran! 633 00:30:07,888 --> 00:30:10,189 Mom? Larry. 634 00:30:10,223 --> 00:30:12,492 Larry! Oh my gosh. 635 00:30:14,161 --> 00:30:16,863 - Oh, christ. - Let's go... Go get her. 636 00:30:31,929 --> 00:30:33,796 Oh no! Please... 637 00:30:38,435 --> 00:30:40,720 Larry. 638 00:30:40,754 --> 00:30:43,189 Oh, larry! 639 00:30:43,223 --> 00:30:45,391 Hang on, larry. Hang on! 640 00:30:45,425 --> 00:30:47,610 Larry. 641 00:30:48,595 --> 00:30:51,981 - Hold on. - Ahhhh. 642 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net