1 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,679 ["BELIEVER" BY IMAGINE DRAGONS PLAYING] 2 00:00:17,684 --> 00:00:21,975 ♪ First things first I'mma say all the words inside my head ♪ 3 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:23,351 ♪ I'm fired up ♪ 4 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:28,023 ♪ And tired of the way that things have been, oh! Ooh-ooh! ♪ 5 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:32,115 ♪ The way that things have been, oh! Ooh-ooh! ♪ 6 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,487 ♪ Second thing... ♪ 7 00:00:34,492 --> 00:00:36,327 Are you positive you're ready? 8 00:00:37,078 --> 00:00:38,078 Yeah. 9 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:41,077 [SIGHS] 10 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:46,291 ♪ Pain! You made me a... you made me a believer, believe... ♪ 11 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,606 And you won't back down, 12 00:00:47,611 --> 00:00:49,901 no matter what nefarious mind games he tries to play 13 00:00:49,906 --> 00:00:52,922 - because we need to present... - [BOTH] A united front. 14 00:00:52,927 --> 00:00:57,140 I know. Don't worry, Lucy, we both agree Dad needs to go home. 15 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,938 ♪ Pain! You made me a... you made me a believer ♪ 16 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,274 ♪ Believer ♪ 17 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,319 - ♪ Pain ♪ - Oh, for... 18 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:11,613 He was just here. 19 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,948 [SIGHS] 20 00:01:14,641 --> 00:01:15,737 Hey. 21 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:18,156 - [WOMAN] Hi. - Hi, there. Uh... 22 00:01:18,161 --> 00:01:21,372 Have you seen a rather large, attractive gentleman? 23 00:01:21,956 --> 00:01:24,245 - Broad shoulders, piercing eyes. - Hmm? 24 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:27,082 Heroic face? [CHUCKLES] 25 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:28,338 Looks a little like me. 26 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:30,210 You mean the plumber? 27 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,961 - [CLATTERING] - [AMENADIEL] Excuse me. 28 00:01:31,966 --> 00:01:34,180 Dad, what are you doing? 29 00:01:34,185 --> 00:01:36,091 Just making myself useful. 30 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,977 You know, tightening up fittings, replacing washers. 31 00:01:38,982 --> 00:01:42,931 - Don't want a flood on our hands. - [LAUGHS] That's... 32 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:46,851 Dad, we need to speak to you about something very serious. 33 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:47,894 [LUCIFER] Hmm. 34 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:50,939 Lucifer tells me that your powers have been acting up. 35 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:55,115 Well, I've had a glitchy moment or two adjusting to the mortal plane. 36 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:57,862 But all is well. I mean, take a look around. 37 00:01:57,867 --> 00:01:59,828 Not a musical interlude in sight. 38 00:02:00,411 --> 00:02:02,408 Pass me that 3/8 socket wrench. 39 00:02:02,413 --> 00:02:04,415 - Hmm. Excuse me. - What... 40 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:08,753 - [GOD] Thank you. - [AMENADIEL CLEARS THROAT] What? 41 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:10,483 Dad said he was fine. 42 00:02:10,488 --> 00:02:12,403 The creator of the universe glitching 43 00:02:12,408 --> 00:02:14,548 is the literal opposite of fine. 44 00:02:14,553 --> 00:02:16,112 Excuse me! Excuse me, yeah. 45 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,550 What are you still doing here anyway? 46 00:02:18,555 --> 00:02:20,552 You've had your granddad time with Charlie. 47 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:21,803 Shouldn't you be off somewhere until, 48 00:02:21,807 --> 00:02:24,055 I don't know, his First Communion, 49 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:25,382 at absolute earliest? 50 00:02:25,387 --> 00:02:29,227 - I told you. I'm here to help. - I don't need your help, Dad. 51 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:32,647 Not with the plumbing, not with the feng shui of the penthouse, 52 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:34,153 not with the soda dispenser that started 53 00:02:34,157 --> 00:02:36,067 miraculously pumping Pinot Noir! 54 00:02:36,072 --> 00:02:38,319 Just take a rest. 55 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:41,531 - [CELL PHONE VIBRATES] - It must be the seventh day somewhere. 56 00:02:41,536 --> 00:02:44,951 Oh, and some of us have now got to go to work. 57 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:47,351 So, since Amenadiel has proven himself 58 00:02:47,356 --> 00:02:49,996 once again to be completely useless, 59 00:02:50,001 --> 00:02:52,000 you and I will have to discuss this later. 60 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:54,002 - I look forward to it, son. - [LUCIFER SIGHS] 61 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,091 And while I'm waiting, 62 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:58,428 I think I'll tighten up your wobbly dancing pole. 63 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:00,638 [WHIRS] 64 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,434 - No, don't. - [HESITATES] 65 00:03:05,243 --> 00:03:06,298 [SIGHS] 66 00:03:06,303 --> 00:03:09,017 Didn't expect to end up here, did you? 67 00:03:09,022 --> 00:03:10,935 But actions have consequences. 68 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,188 One minute you're breaking the rules, 69 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,029 and the next, you're in a police cruiser headed downtown. 70 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,443 What were you thinking? 71 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:20,033 Stealing my handcuffs? 72 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,928 Using official police equipment 73 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:26,323 to lock a defenseless child to a lunch table? 74 00:03:26,328 --> 00:03:30,415 Todd Drexhage pushed a first-grader into a trash can. Again! 75 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,542 Mom, I was just doing what you do, locking up the bad guys. 76 00:03:34,547 --> 00:03:37,675 Okay, locking up the bad guys is my job. 77 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,969 Your job is learning. 78 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:41,970 At school. 79 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:45,908 Which you won't be doing today because you've been suspended. 80 00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:48,097 Excuse me, 81 00:03:48,102 --> 00:03:51,476 could you pretend for one minute to be upset about this? 82 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,942 I'm being brave, Mom. Like you are. 83 00:03:55,902 --> 00:03:57,403 [SIGHS] 84 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,867 I'm sorry I made you leave work and get stuck with me all day. 85 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:04,993 Trixie... 86 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,915 I am never stuck with you. 87 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:12,909 Okay? But I can't... I can't leave work today, 88 00:04:12,914 --> 00:04:14,514 and... and neither can your dad. 89 00:04:15,405 --> 00:04:17,448 - So... - Where am I going? 90 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:19,504 [CHUCKLES] 91 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,589 Thank you so much for doing this. 92 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:23,114 Oh, well, she's potty trained 93 00:04:23,119 --> 00:04:24,985 and has never once tried to rip my earrings out, 94 00:04:24,989 --> 00:04:27,011 so how much trouble could she be? 95 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:28,851 [CHUCKLES] Thank you. Yes. 96 00:04:30,186 --> 00:04:31,729 - [DOOR CLOSES] - This'll be fun. 97 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:36,771 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Are you ready? Let's go! ♪ 98 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:39,023 ♪ Let's go right out! ♪ 99 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:42,819 ♪ Come on! Whoa oh-whoa-whoa-oh-whoa! ♪ 100 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:43,824 [CHLOE] Lucifer. 101 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,531 You're late. You're never late. 102 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:48,783 Was it something I said or did 103 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:50,973 or didn't say or do? 104 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:52,729 No. 105 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:54,497 - No, no. All good here. - [SIGHS] 106 00:04:54,502 --> 00:04:56,221 I'm dealing with some family stuff. 107 00:04:56,225 --> 00:04:58,101 Ugh, family. Can't live with them. 108 00:04:58,106 --> 00:05:01,134 No longer have the tools to banish them to an alternate universe. 109 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,173 Oh, well, it's Trixie. 110 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:07,468 She's one day my sweet, little pigtailed angel, the next she's... 111 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:09,208 She's turning your seltzer into admittedly 112 00:05:09,212 --> 00:05:11,306 delicious but totally unnecessary wine. 113 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,515 Don't I know it. 114 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,938 - Well, that's not exactly... - No. 115 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,601 No, no, no. 116 00:05:15,606 --> 00:05:18,062 Moses wouldn't want this much face time. 117 00:05:18,067 --> 00:05:21,821 Ugh, sorry, Detective, I need to extinguish a burning bush. 118 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:28,364 Hey. Mister, uh, God. [CHUCKLES] 119 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:29,954 Listen, um... 120 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,535 I'm sorry that I slept with your wife. 121 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,751 I didn't know she was married at the time. I swear to... 122 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,249 - well, to you, I guess. - [CHUCKLES] 123 00:05:38,254 --> 00:05:39,254 Wait. 124 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,337 Could you, uh... 125 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,344 Could you see Charlotte and me when we were... 126 00:05:45,219 --> 00:05:46,591 No need to worry, Daniel. 127 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,264 Everything is as it should be. 128 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:50,516 Hmm. 129 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:54,395 - [BONES CRACKING] - Wow, that's, uh, that's some grip. 130 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,191 Yeah, maybe we should... 131 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:00,605 Ah! You're hurting me. 132 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:02,774 [GROANING] 133 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:05,109 Let go! [GRUNTS] 134 00:06:05,114 --> 00:06:07,825 [CLAMORING] 135 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,411 - [MOUTHS] - [MAN] You see that? 136 00:06:24,267 --> 00:06:25,755 Did you mean to do that? 137 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:28,091 Of course I meant to put him back together. 138 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:31,761 Do not "mysterious ways" me right now. You just exploded a man. 139 00:06:31,766 --> 00:06:34,514 - He looks perfectly fine to me. - [TOY SQUEAKING] 140 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:35,556 No harm, no foul. 141 00:06:35,561 --> 00:06:37,847 Definitely harm and foul. 142 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,561 Dad, you need to leave. 143 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,967 Staying here on Earth is endangering 144 00:06:41,971 --> 00:06:44,482 the people I care about and... others. 145 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:47,402 Hey, Ella's got a body downtown. I told her we were on our way. 146 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,826 Lovely. Lovely. Let me just get rid of my... 147 00:06:51,285 --> 00:06:52,285 [CHLOE] What? 148 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:55,868 Where did he go? 149 00:06:55,873 --> 00:06:58,538 Did time freeze again while I wasn't looking? 150 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,999 Actually, I believe something far more miraculous may have happened. 151 00:07:02,004 --> 00:07:04,252 [CHUCKLES] I think for the first time ever, 152 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,134 my father might have listened to me. 153 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:08,594 Huh! 154 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,555 [SIGHS] 155 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:15,847 [MAN] The end is nigh! 156 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,641 Are you prepared to meet your maker? 157 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:21,060 - Just got rid of him, thank you. [LAUGHS] - [SIGHS] 158 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:22,562 Hey, Ella, what do we have? 159 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:26,357 Hey, so, looks like your standard on-the-skids OD, right? 160 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:28,484 Which would have been tragic enough, but look, 161 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,695 no track marks. 162 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,406 Just a single injection spot at the hairline, 163 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,533 with enough bruising to indicate a struggle. 164 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:37,293 I mean, whoever dumped this body here 165 00:07:37,298 --> 00:07:40,204 wanted it to be mistaken for an "accidental" death, 166 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:43,166 but this right here? Totally a murder. 167 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,210 Well, looks like our vic put up quite the fight. Did you get an ID? 168 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:49,464 That's the craziest part. The victim was a fighter. 169 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,882 Albert Walcott. 170 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,383 - No way. - [ELLA] Way! 171 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,814 Never would've recognized him, right? 172 00:07:53,818 --> 00:07:55,970 I ran the prints three times just to be sure. 173 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,138 This is definitely him. 174 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,352 Who's Albert Walcott? 175 00:07:59,061 --> 00:08:01,063 Albert "Almighty" Walcott. 176 00:08:01,647 --> 00:08:04,437 Former heavyweight champion of the world, three years running? 177 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:07,899 Okay. Madison Square Garden, 2015, 178 00:08:07,904 --> 00:08:11,657 Almighty versus the undefeated Josh Clemson. 179 00:08:12,041 --> 00:08:14,864 It's round five. The fight's brutal. 180 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:18,284 Almighty taking hit after hit after hit. 181 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,161 Clemson puts in a massive right hook. 182 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,811 Almighty falls against the ropes. 183 00:08:21,816 --> 00:08:23,372 Everyone thinks it's over, but then... 184 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:27,026 Bam! Almighty hits Clemson with an uppercut like a freight train. 185 00:08:27,031 --> 00:08:28,966 Clemson goes down on the canvas. It's a knockout. 186 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:31,631 - The crowd goes wild! - Wild! 187 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,133 Time out, crime scene. Right. 188 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:37,308 Sorry, but just to be clear, none of that jogged your memory? 189 00:08:38,418 --> 00:08:39,514 No. 190 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,813 Chloe, he was a huge sensation. Look. 191 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,690 [CHLOE SIGHS] Oh. 192 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,022 Are you sure this is the same guy? 193 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,274 Well, he's fallen upon tough times recently. 194 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:53,069 He had a heart attack a few years ago that ended his career. 195 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,404 I know, always thought he'd make a comeback. 196 00:08:55,409 --> 00:08:57,573 Instead, he got the final TKO. 197 00:08:57,578 --> 00:09:01,040 Oh, I don't bloody believe this! 198 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,329 I mean, the guy was... 199 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:05,331 - Of course! - [SOFTLY] That's my son. 200 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,686 Of course you're still here, 201 00:09:06,691 --> 00:09:08,949 selfishly putting all of humanity in danger. 202 00:09:08,954 --> 00:09:10,546 Well, that's where you're wrong, Lucifer. 203 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,678 My divine presence won't be a danger to anyone because... 204 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:16,305 I made myself human. 205 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:23,700 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 206 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,113 What do you mean you've made yourself human? 207 00:09:29,118 --> 00:09:31,257 You said you were worried about my powers glitching. 208 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:33,176 So I put them aside, temporarily. 209 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:34,181 Check it out. 210 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:39,115 Your old man is just a regular dude. 211 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,199 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:43,869 And why would you think it's a good idea to become a "regular dude"? 213 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:46,772 When we were singing together, I realized you were right. 214 00:09:46,777 --> 00:09:47,832 [CHUCKLES] 215 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,272 Sorry, could you repeat that? 216 00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,837 I would love to capture the moment for posterity. 217 00:09:52,633 --> 00:09:54,260 I tried to be supportive. 218 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,757 But how can I, 219 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:59,056 if I never truly understood you? 220 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:00,886 So I'm going to try. 221 00:10:00,891 --> 00:10:02,972 Starting right here, right now. 222 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,882 Here and now, at my job? 223 00:10:04,887 --> 00:10:06,697 Well, you've clearly learned and grown 224 00:10:06,702 --> 00:10:08,936 a great deal in your time on Earth. 225 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,985 I'd just like to be a party to that knowledge. 226 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:14,400 Living in a human form. Solving cases. 227 00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:17,491 I'm here for the whole kit and kaboodle. 228 00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:23,030 - Oh, uh, Lucifer, you still there? - Regretfully, yes. 229 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:26,370 Wow! 230 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:29,865 Did you know that when humans close their eyes they can't see anything? 231 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:31,459 - I did. - [GOD] I mean, total darkness. 232 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,003 But you open these babies and bam! Let there be light. [LAUGHS] 233 00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,630 - [CHLOE] Hey. - Oh, Detective. 234 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,840 Please tell me there's some pressing break in the case 235 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,259 we must investigate right this minute. 236 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:43,663 Well, actually, now that your dad is here, maybe he can help. 237 00:10:43,668 --> 00:10:48,184 So, you are all-seeing and all-knowing, yes? 238 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:50,566 So, whodunnit? [SCOFFS] 239 00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,571 For once, I actually don't know. 240 00:10:56,514 --> 00:10:57,974 I made myself human. 241 00:10:58,866 --> 00:11:01,077 Isn't that exciting? [LAUGHS] 242 00:11:03,437 --> 00:11:04,676 What is he talking about? 243 00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:07,912 Oh, he does inexplicable things from time to time. 244 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,040 Marsupials, pomegranates, the gall bladder. 245 00:11:11,045 --> 00:11:12,525 Anyway, we've got a murder to solve, 246 00:11:12,530 --> 00:11:14,627 so what say we regroup at the precinct? 247 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:15,961 Just us crime solvers. 248 00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:17,927 Well, we can't just leave him here. 249 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,680 [SIGHS] Fine. I'll call him an Uber. 250 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:24,011 No. Would you like to come back with us? 251 00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,180 Oh, that sounds divine, Detective. 252 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:30,334 We can do all the things you kids normally do, but together, with me. 253 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:31,352 [LUCIFER GRUNTS] 254 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:35,111 - [ELLA] Oh, that's gotta hurt! - [GRUNTING AND GROANING ON SCREEN] 255 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,697 [SLURPING] 256 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,074 Oh, I'm sorry, but it's so delicious. 257 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,373 It's like snow, with fruit. 258 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,365 - [CHLOE] Hmm. - Hi. Oh, are you the new lab tech? 259 00:11:51,370 --> 00:11:52,770 Oh, that's right, you haven't met. 260 00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:55,126 Miss Lopez, this is my father. 261 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,711 Dad, Miss Lopez. 262 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,713 - Your dad? - [LUCIFER] Hmm. 263 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:03,217 - Oh, my God! It's so amazing to meet you. - Oh, you too! 264 00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,593 [LAUGHS] 265 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,043 And I just wanna thank you for all the support. 266 00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:09,140 It hasn't gone unnoticed. 267 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,183 Anyway, can't believe I'm saying this, 268 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,602 but can we all just, you know, focus on the case? 269 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,688 - [CHLOE] Mm-hmm. - [LUCIFER CLEARS THROAT] 270 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,419 [SLURPS] Oh! 271 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:20,159 My head is on fire! 272 00:12:20,164 --> 00:12:21,318 Brain freeze. 273 00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:24,530 We've all been there, big guy. Just give it a second, it'll go away. 274 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:28,075 Hmm. Yes, so, why was Almighty breaking into a... 275 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,878 [GROANS] Oh! There it is again. 276 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:32,079 Put that down. 277 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:36,000 What was Almighty doing breaking into a hospital? 278 00:12:36,005 --> 00:12:38,502 - Well, the Internet's best guess is drugs. - Oh. 279 00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:40,634 Check out the pharmacy in the background. 280 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:43,307 Anything in his tox screen? 281 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:46,093 Yeah. A boatload of the drug that killed him. 282 00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:48,637 Some sort of synthetic stimulant. 283 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,580 But it's weird 'cause the chemical formula 284 00:12:50,584 --> 00:12:52,224 doesn't fit anything in our database. 285 00:12:52,229 --> 00:12:54,935 Right. Let's go to the hospital, see if anyone knows more. 286 00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:57,193 [CLEARS THROAT] Right. Right. 287 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,274 - Oh, my. - Stop drinking it so fast. 288 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,292 It's not that. 289 00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:05,196 - I think I need to... you know. - [LUCIFER] Oh. 290 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,823 Ugh. Excuse us for just one moment, Detective. 291 00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,576 It appears I need to take my billion-year-old father 292 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,620 to the little boys' room. Come on. 293 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,627 [LIQUID TINKLING] 294 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,425 It's cool, man. You're still in one piece. 295 00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,079 God is not gonna kill you. 296 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:30,392 He'll just wait till you die and torture you. 297 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,561 For all eternity. 298 00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:37,316 [SIGHING] 299 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,275 I am breathing healing energy. 300 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:45,361 [INHALES, EXHALES] 301 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,813 [SCREAMS, GASPS] Maze! 302 00:13:47,818 --> 00:13:50,871 I see you're handling this celestial stuff like a champ. 303 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,203 Well, at least your psycho behavior finally makes sense. 304 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,226 - Hmm. - I mean, you're a... 305 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,292 You're a demon. 306 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:01,298 Yeah. 307 00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,756 What's Hell like? 308 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,304 Oh, Hell is awesome. 309 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,850 - Really? - Yeah. 310 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,556 [SIGHS] That's a relief. 311 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:18,065 The pain, torture, the screams of doomed souls, 312 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:22,403 begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come. 313 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:26,156 [LAUGHS, EXHALES] 314 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,451 Oh, you mean for you. 315 00:14:30,628 --> 00:14:32,366 Yeah, Hell's gonna suck, bro. 316 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,951 [DAN CHUCKLES] 317 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,871 Anyway, at least you have a soul to damn. 318 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,960 Unlike me. 319 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:42,151 [GASPS] 320 00:14:42,156 --> 00:14:43,866 Thanks for the reminder, Dan. 321 00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,343 [GASPS] 322 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,932 Yes, Albert Walcott was my patient. 323 00:14:56,937 --> 00:15:00,644 He suffered a cardiac event in his dressing room after a match. 324 00:15:00,649 --> 00:15:01,649 [GOD] No. 325 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,440 I'm sorry, this is just so exciting. 326 00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:07,067 I have literally no idea what she's gonna say next. 327 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,108 You were saying. 328 00:15:08,113 --> 00:15:11,113 [DOCTOR] Well, the medics had the sense to rush him to the ER, 329 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:13,724 and I was able to save his life with a triple bypass. 330 00:15:13,729 --> 00:15:15,768 It must have been difficult for Almighty. 331 00:15:15,773 --> 00:15:18,692 Losing the abilities that once made him invincible. 332 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,373 You know, I think it was, actually. 333 00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,691 He fell into a depression 334 00:15:22,695 --> 00:15:24,485 and stopped showing up for his appointments. 335 00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,695 In fact, the last time any of us here saw him, 336 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:29,423 he was caught trying to steal drugs. 337 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,050 So the Internet was right. 338 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,865 Mr. Walcott is lucky that the hospital 339 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:34,845 administration didn't press charges. 340 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,307 I guess they figured that video going viral was punishment enough. 341 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,975 So we found this in his tox screen. 342 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:42,369 It's a drug our forensics team didn't recognize. 343 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,688 Have you seen anything like that before? 344 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,565 Yes, unfortunately I have. 345 00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,360 This is a drug that was developed for fighter pilots. 346 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,779 It's colloquially known as YSD. 347 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,094 It's very exclusive, 348 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,827 although we have seen a couple of overdoses in the ER. 349 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,493 Exclusive, you say? 350 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,536 Can you tell me what this drug looks like? 351 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,085 I've only seen it in person once. 352 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,875 I found a pill in the pocket of a DOA, but as memory serves, 353 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,419 it was, uh... 354 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:08,963 small and pink. 355 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:12,091 Right, what shade of pink, precisely? 356 00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,010 Bubble gum, Barbie or bougainvillea? 357 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,262 Or sunset, cherry blossom. 358 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:18,514 Flamingo. 359 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,557 I did outdo myself with the colors. 360 00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:22,226 Uh... 361 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,687 Well, I guess you could say ballet slipper. 362 00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:26,752 Oh, say no more. 363 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:29,733 That's the pill. Wh... 364 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,026 How did you acquire that? 365 00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,771 Thank you, Dr. Porter, you've been very helpful. 366 00:16:32,775 --> 00:16:34,905 - Yes, thank you. - Lucifer. 367 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,949 - [GOD] Thank you. - Where did you get that? 368 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,159 At Lux, of course. And the doctor was right. 369 00:16:39,164 --> 00:16:41,453 It's very high-end and not at all easy to come by. 370 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,088 There's only one dealer who carries them 371 00:16:43,093 --> 00:16:44,788 in town at present. The Colonel. 372 00:16:44,793 --> 00:16:47,209 Drinks like a fish, surprisingly charming. 373 00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,669 Reminds me of a young me. 374 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,984 Let's arrange a buy, we'll set up a sting, 375 00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:52,464 and we'll shake down this Colonel. 376 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,049 A sting. 377 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,217 How exciting! 378 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,636 What should I wear? How should I speak? 379 00:16:57,641 --> 00:17:01,290 I always thought this pip-pip-cheerio accent that you chose 380 00:17:01,295 --> 00:17:04,193 was a little over the top, but maybe I'll give it a try. 381 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:05,936 You won't be trying anything. 382 00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,313 We're dropping you off at the penthouse on the way. 383 00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:11,822 As the Spanish like to say,vaya con... you. 384 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,570 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 385 00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:16,155 ♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪ 386 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:19,116 - ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ - ♪ Yeah! ♪ 387 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,785 - ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ - ♪ I'm a dangerous man... ♪ 388 00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:23,684 Okay, the perimeter's set. 389 00:17:24,401 --> 00:17:27,337 Our guy's all mic-ed up, and he's heading into the buy. 390 00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,210 - Right. - And by "our guy", I mean Lucifer. 391 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:31,420 The Devil. 392 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,880 Who we work with. 393 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,591 [SIGHS] Are you sure we should send him in there alone? 394 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,975 Well, Lucifer's invincible now, so what could go wrong? 395 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,473 ♪ I'm a dangerous man ♪ 396 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,516 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na ♪ 397 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,893 [WOMAN] Lucifer! 398 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,044 Colonel! 399 00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:48,212 Nice to see you. 400 00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,986 We were just getting to know your charming associate. 401 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,537 Dad. 402 00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:06,660 - ♪ Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho! ♪ - ♪ 'Cause I'm a dangerous man ♪ 403 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,545 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 404 00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:13,003 Excuse us a moment, just need a word with my associate. [CHUCKLES] 405 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,047 What are you doing here? 406 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,965 If I truly want to understand you, 407 00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,866 I have to experience the full breadth of earthly existence. 408 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,180 - Hmm. - Risk, danger. 409 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,688 You're about to be experiencing death if you blow our cover. 410 00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:29,650 To the man behind the man. 411 00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:31,964 The man behind the man? [LAUGHS] 412 00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:34,108 - Is that what you told them? - [CHUCKLES] 413 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,528 Well, actually, son, I'm the man behind all men. And women. 414 00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:38,533 Son? 415 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,731 You're Lucifer's father? 416 00:18:40,736 --> 00:18:42,112 Did I fail to mention that? 417 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:47,037 - Must have slipped my mind. - The apple fell a ways from the tree. 418 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,752 - Oh, yeah, I like that. - [CHUCKLES] 419 00:18:50,404 --> 00:18:53,610 Lucifer, I see where you get your business acumen and your charm. 420 00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:55,779 [LAUGHS] Oh, wrong on both counts. 421 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:58,866 - He just gave me Hell, but no matter. - [LAUGHS] 422 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:01,707 Right, here's your money. Please hand over the drugs. 423 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,434 [COLONEL] Stolz, go get the product. 424 00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,688 Well, that could have gone worse, huh? 425 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:13,230 How do you think this Colonel O'Bryan is doing? 426 00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,736 From a moral standpoint? 427 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,110 Well, she's a drug dealer 428 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,910 and most likely a murderer, so probably not so great. 429 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,830 Yeah, that's what I thought. 430 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,624 Maybe military school isn't the answer. 431 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:29,876 For Trixie. 432 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:33,130 To get her back on the straight and narrow before she... 433 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,883 ends up... you know? 434 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,554 Dan, you think our 11-year-old daughter is going to Hell? 435 00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:42,513 I don't know. 436 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,012 I mean, maybe. 437 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,514 Aren't you afraid of it? I mean, it's all real, Chloe. 438 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,855 God. The Devil. It's real, you know? I just, I... 439 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,342 I wanna nudge Trixie in the right direction before it's too late. 440 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,565 Okay, yeah, yes, uh, Hell does exist, 441 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,631 I just don't think one school suspension is the road to ruin here. 442 00:20:00,557 --> 00:20:03,644 You'd be surprised how easy it is to get on the wrong track. 443 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:07,246 Dan. 444 00:20:08,857 --> 00:20:10,350 You are a great dad. 445 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,415 Trixie's a great kid. 446 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,010 She's just having a tween moment. 447 00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,392 I'm sure she's talking about it to Linda now. 448 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,842 That bully must have done something pretty bad 449 00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:26,683 for you to feel that you needed to lock him up. 450 00:20:28,277 --> 00:20:31,683 That's what you're going with? 451 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:34,186 No wonder Lucifer's still in therapy. 452 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,591 Oh, and B-T-dubs, 453 00:20:35,596 --> 00:20:37,841 you can't trick me into talking about my feelings. 454 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,905 Wow. 455 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:45,322 Okay, well, you're very perceptive, Trixie, you know? 456 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,954 But I don't have to trick you. 457 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:50,494 See, a therapist is kind of like a detective. 458 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,329 I can just look at your actions 459 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,670 and figure out how you're feeling from there. 460 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,774 Like for example, sometimes when we're 461 00:20:56,779 --> 00:20:59,002 really upset with someone we love, 462 00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:01,213 we can get scared of expressing that feeling 463 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,096 or even admitting it to ourselves. 464 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:06,265 It's called denial. 465 00:21:06,748 --> 00:21:08,750 Denial makes my stomach hurt? 466 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:14,101 The thing is, when we try to stuff those feelings down too far, 467 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,817 we may wind up lashing out at someone else. 468 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,611 Someone who isn't even important to us. 469 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,943 Like Todd Drexhage. 470 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:23,948 Exactly. 471 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,619 So if I did have denial, 472 00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:29,871 how would I cure it? 473 00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,873 Well, if I were you, 474 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:36,295 I might try to be my own detective. 475 00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:40,173 I'd look deep down inside my heart 476 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,802 to find out who I was really mad at. 477 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,431 And then I'd tell that person how I was feeling. 478 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,763 Even if it might hurt them? 479 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,395 Even if it might hurt them. 480 00:21:55,965 --> 00:21:58,585 Mid temper-tantrum, Lucifer looks straight up at me, 481 00:21:58,590 --> 00:22:00,230 all serious, and says, 482 00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,316 "I'm going to start a rebellion". 483 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,984 - Adorable. - [MEN CHUCKLE] 484 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,657 You're lucky your dad is here. 485 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,655 Am I? [LAUGHS] 486 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,620 I was top of my class at the Academy. 487 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,161 - Earned a Silver Star in Afghanistan. - Hmm. 488 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,447 And I built a small business from the ground up. 489 00:22:16,452 --> 00:22:18,397 You know how underrepresented women are 490 00:22:18,402 --> 00:22:21,002 in the upper echelons of the drug trade? 491 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,294 I am a trailblazer. 492 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,629 - None of it's good enough for my mother. - [SIGHS] 493 00:22:24,634 --> 00:22:27,132 You should be grateful your dad is so supportive. 494 00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:30,469 My father is about as supportive as a piece of wet cardboard. 495 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:34,222 [GOD LAUGHS] I never had to support you, son. 496 00:22:34,227 --> 00:22:37,976 You know, he moved to Los Angeles all by himself, 497 00:22:37,981 --> 00:22:40,062 established a thriving nightclub. 498 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,939 - And now he's a consultant for the LA... - Dad! 499 00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,844 Oh, don't be so modest, son. 500 00:22:44,849 --> 00:22:46,943 Look how well you're handling this sting. 501 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,033 [MUMBLES] 502 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,034 Say again? 503 00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,079 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 504 00:22:53,897 --> 00:22:55,118 Whoops. 505 00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,870 [HUFFS] 506 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:58,460 [SIGHS] 507 00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:02,484 Look, look, everything is gonna be okay, right? 508 00:23:02,489 --> 00:23:04,800 Lucifer can flatten bullets, and God... 509 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,301 well, he's God. 510 00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:09,261 Yeah. 511 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,594 - Not anymore. - [O'BRYAN] Pack up the product! 512 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,434 We're moving base camp now. 513 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,145 We'll take care of these two on the way. 514 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:21,686 [EXHALES] All right, Dad, time to get your powers back. 515 00:23:21,691 --> 00:23:23,397 God up, as it were. 516 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:26,400 Unfortunately, I don't have my powers with me right now. 517 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,782 But I'm sure everything will turn out just fine. 518 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:31,655 That's what you said about the bloody dinosaurs! 519 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:33,637 Don't you dare take that tone with me! 520 00:23:34,438 --> 00:23:36,663 I giveth, and I'm not afraid to taketh away. 521 00:23:36,668 --> 00:23:38,268 Oh, a lot of big words for a man who was 522 00:23:38,273 --> 00:23:40,593 recently leveled by a frozen beverage! 523 00:23:40,598 --> 00:23:42,517 - [O'BRYAN] Quiet, you two! - Sorry! 524 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:45,335 [LUCIFER SCOFFS] 525 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:47,546 - [O'BRYAN] Come on. Hurry. - [GOD] Lucifer. 526 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,966 As I stare down at that weapon, I'm feeling something entirely new. 527 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:53,677 Regretful, ridiculous, ready to go home? 528 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,888 No, no, no, my forehead is wet, but my throat is dry, 529 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:58,473 and the floor's starting to spin. 530 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,642 Lucifer, is the floor starting to spin for you? 531 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,374 - Dad. - Listen, shut up! 532 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,567 Ow! 533 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,949 [LUCIFER PANTING] Yes. 534 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,494 I'm starting to feel something as well. 535 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,410 [GROWLS] 536 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,871 [SCRAPING] 537 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,087 - [SCREAMING] - [LOUD BANGING] 538 00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,007 [CHLOE PANTING] Wait. 539 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,213 - [BLOWS LANDING] - [GRUNTING] 540 00:24:30,218 --> 00:24:32,220 [HEART BEATING] 541 00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:37,142 [MAN SCREAMS] 542 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,939 No one lays hands on my father. 543 00:24:43,740 --> 00:24:45,659 Put the human down, Samael. 544 00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,073 There's no need for violence. 545 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,115 [LUCIFER] Dad. 546 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,956 They were going to kill you. [HUFFS] 547 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:06,379 - They were, weren't they? - [LUCIFER SIGHS] 548 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:10,008 [CHLOE PANTING] Oh, Lucifer. Are you okay? 549 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,051 Are they okay? 550 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:13,924 What happened? 551 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:18,386 Oh, just prevented GI Jane here from pulling a Nietzsche. 552 00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:21,473 Anyway, I'm sure you can take it from here. 553 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,682 If you'll excuse us, 554 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:25,065 Dad and I have an errand to attend to. 555 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,317 Come on! 556 00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,899 [GROANS] Ow! Where are we going? 557 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,901 Hurts to talk with a busted lip, doesn't it? 558 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,537 The good news is you can poof the pain away yourself 559 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:38,787 because we are getting your powers back right now. Where are they? 560 00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:42,958 I don't remember. 561 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:46,085 Uh... 562 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,402 Drink this, it'll help. 563 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:05,433 - Oh! - Yes. Right, now focus. 564 00:26:05,438 --> 00:26:07,561 Where are your powers? 565 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,979 I really don't remember. 566 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:11,147 But I'm sure I left them somewhere safe. 567 00:26:11,152 --> 00:26:12,702 If you don't remember where they are, 568 00:26:12,707 --> 00:26:14,442 how can you be sure that they're safe? 569 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,486 What if something happens to them? 570 00:26:16,491 --> 00:26:18,280 What if something happens to you? 571 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,574 Does the universe collapse into nothingness, 572 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,623 destroying everything and everyone I care about? 573 00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,459 Your face, Lucifer. 574 00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,088 The one you used in Hell. 575 00:26:30,572 --> 00:26:33,049 In person, it really is quite intense. 576 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,990 Are you seriously about to critique the way 577 00:26:37,995 --> 00:26:39,800 I looked while saving your life? 578 00:26:39,805 --> 00:26:43,142 Because if so, pardon my resting devil face. 579 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,814 Why did you choose that face? 580 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,152 Deep down, that face is how you see yourself. 581 00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,114 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 582 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:58,695 [LUCIFER] What are you doing here? 583 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,630 I told my dad I forgot my social studies book. 584 00:27:00,635 --> 00:27:02,115 - [SIGHS] - He's waiting downstairs. 585 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,247 Very well, fetch the book and be on your way. 586 00:27:05,273 --> 00:27:06,942 I lied, dummy. 587 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,625 What on earth was that for? 588 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,918 I looked inside my heart like Dr. Linda said, 589 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:15,378 and here's what I realized. 590 00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:18,173 Your hair is stupid, and your jokes are immature, 591 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:21,051 and what kind of person puts a bar that big in their house? 592 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,928 My hair is majestic, and you know it. 593 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:27,057 - Grown-ups are supposed to be responsible. - Oh, are they? 594 00:27:27,062 --> 00:27:29,851 Well, I'll show you responsibility. 595 00:27:29,856 --> 00:27:32,359 You're banned from the penthouse for a month. [CHUCKLES] 596 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:38,281 Come on, Dad, we are returning this miniature hooligan to her father. 597 00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,202 [SNORING] 598 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,622 [SIGHS] 599 00:27:46,998 --> 00:27:48,375 I don't believe this. 600 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:53,963 ♪ Don't try to break me, don't try ♪ 601 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,171 The most you have me on is possession of a drug 602 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,131 that hasn't even been made illegal yet. 603 00:28:00,136 --> 00:28:01,686 You'll be lucky to keep me overnight. 604 00:28:01,691 --> 00:28:04,928 Well, I wouldn't worry about the possession charge, Colonel. 605 00:28:04,933 --> 00:28:07,430 We have you on the hook for good old-fashioned murder. 606 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:11,810 So Albert "Almighty" Walcott was injected with YSD against his will 607 00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:15,021 and seeing that you're the only YSD dealer in town, 608 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:18,463 I figure it was either you that killed him or the person you sold to. 609 00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:24,614 Detective, I've done three tours in Afghanistan. 610 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,033 I led my men through horrors you can't imagine 611 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:29,494 and dragged them out to the other side alive. 612 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:32,499 I wasn't scared when your partner choked me unconscious, 613 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:36,650 and I sure as hell am not scared of your half-baked accusations. 614 00:28:37,699 --> 00:28:38,795 [CLICKS TONGUE] 615 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:43,675 It says, uh, you are second-generation military. 616 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,511 Yeah? Your mom was a four-star general, 617 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:49,848 who went on to a distinguished career in the State Department. 618 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:50,883 Very impressive. 619 00:28:50,888 --> 00:28:51,891 What's your point? 620 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:53,893 Well, I bet she'd be real disappointed 621 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,812 to see her legacy going up in smoke. 622 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,439 Trust me, she wouldn't care. 623 00:28:57,444 --> 00:29:01,109 Well, being a mother myself, I have to disagree. 624 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:04,409 Children, they are a reflection of us, aren't they? 625 00:29:05,835 --> 00:29:09,172 But why don't we call General Mom and see what she thinks? 626 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,953 Maryland prefix. 627 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:15,628 Still working in government service at her age. Wow. Respect. 628 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:20,024 It must have been hard, growing up with such exacting standards. 629 00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:23,762 - [RINGING] - Getting the message every day, 630 00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:27,048 that to be a good soldier you always had to be strong. 631 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,722 Did you display anger issues as a child? 632 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:34,067 Uh, vigilante behavior, locking anyone to a lunch table? 633 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:36,366 Hang up the phone. I... [GROANS LIGHTLY] 634 00:29:37,817 --> 00:29:41,279 I think I might know who gave Almighty the YSD. 635 00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,319 - Oh. - [RINGING STOPS] 636 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:47,330 I sold a bunch of product to a guy, Kristoff. 637 00:29:47,335 --> 00:29:50,158 Dude calls himself "fitness guru to the stars". 638 00:29:50,163 --> 00:29:51,790 Trains a bunch of fighters. 639 00:29:52,707 --> 00:29:54,417 Maybe Almighty was one of 'em. 640 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:57,962 ♪ Oh! Oh! ♪ 641 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:01,669 ♪ I've been waiting so long... ♪ 642 00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:05,882 "You're perfect just the way you are", God says. [CHUCKLES] 643 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:06,888 But what is that? 644 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:09,511 If he wasn't invincible, 645 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:12,268 I would rip his stupid guts out. [POUNDS TABLE] 646 00:30:13,837 --> 00:30:15,809 [AMENADIEL] Careful with this one. 647 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:18,483 She's a murderous, back-stabbing traitor. 648 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,806 Look, you don't have to worry about me 649 00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:32,021 causing any more trouble. Okay? 650 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:37,831 For a second, Michael had me believing I could be something else. 651 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:38,962 Something better. 652 00:30:41,990 --> 00:30:43,158 But I get it now. 653 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:47,470 I'll never be more than this. [CHUCKLES] 654 00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:52,512 - Maze, we talked about this. - Shouldn't you be at baby nerd class? 655 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,854 If you're referring to Science Time with Newton Newt, Linda took him. 656 00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:58,935 Lucy called and asked me to take care of our father. 657 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,770 What could he possibly need? 658 00:31:00,775 --> 00:31:02,647 He's literally all-powerful. 659 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,397 Oh, he's passed out drunk in the penthouse 660 00:31:04,402 --> 00:31:05,793 because he decided to make himself human. 661 00:31:05,797 --> 00:31:06,847 So I gotta go. 662 00:31:06,852 --> 00:31:09,371 Well, maybe I could come with you. 663 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:15,081 Tell him there are no hard feelings about the whole soul thing. 664 00:31:17,625 --> 00:31:19,289 I think he would really appreciate that. 665 00:31:19,294 --> 00:31:20,378 [CHUCKLES] 666 00:31:21,170 --> 00:31:23,001 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 667 00:31:23,006 --> 00:31:24,007 Dad, you awake? 668 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,674 This is really big of you, Maze. 669 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:32,599 Owning up to your mistakes shows real emotional maturity. 670 00:31:33,182 --> 00:31:36,394 [MAZIKEEN] Yep. Emotional maturity. 671 00:31:39,939 --> 00:31:41,190 That's the point. 672 00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,194 [PANTING] 673 00:31:46,905 --> 00:31:47,947 [GRUNTS] 674 00:31:49,516 --> 00:31:50,642 [AMENADIEL] Dad! 675 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:55,658 You didn't find him either? 676 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:56,663 No. 677 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:01,084 [EXHALES] 678 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:06,424 "Went to find powers". 679 00:32:07,467 --> 00:32:10,428 "X-O-X-O, Dad". 680 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,515 We should split up. 681 00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,309 Cover more ground. 682 00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,937 Any idea where he may have gone? 683 00:32:25,693 --> 00:32:27,028 - Uh... oh. - Ah. 684 00:32:29,055 --> 00:32:31,970 Dan said he brought Trixie by for a textbook yesterday. 685 00:32:31,975 --> 00:32:33,988 - Hope she wasn't too much trouble. - [SIGHS] 686 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,199 The child has got a lot of fight in her. 687 00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:37,867 - Just like her mother. - [LAUGHS] 688 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:40,333 Not to mention a decent chance at a football career. 689 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:46,422 [MAN] Busy. Go away. 690 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:48,298 Charming. 691 00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:57,896 [CHUCKLES] Well, this is adorable. 692 00:32:57,901 --> 00:33:00,064 It looks like a tiny, nautical orgy. 693 00:33:00,069 --> 00:33:01,933 No new clients at this time. 694 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:03,723 [CHLOE] Detective Decker, LAPD. 695 00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,688 We need to ask you some questions about a former client. 696 00:33:06,693 --> 00:33:08,431 Albert "Almighty" Walcott. 697 00:33:08,436 --> 00:33:09,736 So it's true. 698 00:33:11,155 --> 00:33:13,778 Damn. The kid had so much potential. 699 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:16,431 Naturally gifted, always put in the work. 700 00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:18,099 Could have been one of the greats. 701 00:33:18,104 --> 00:33:22,186 Yes, you have had a lot of greats coming out of this gym lately. 702 00:33:22,191 --> 00:33:24,372 A lot of miracle transformations. 703 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:27,875 You got some, um, revolutionary training program? 704 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,319 Or is it the YSD? 705 00:33:29,324 --> 00:33:30,324 YSD? 706 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:31,754 Never heard of it. 707 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:34,549 [SIGHS] Right, let's speed things along, shall we? 708 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:38,307 Tell me, Kristoff, what is it you desire? 709 00:33:40,902 --> 00:33:42,232 I want... 710 00:33:42,237 --> 00:33:43,237 Yeah. 711 00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:46,098 ... more YSD. 712 00:33:46,816 --> 00:33:47,816 Oh. 713 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:52,525 It was fun at first. Playing God. 714 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:55,867 Controlling my clients' every calorie and deadlift. 715 00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:58,531 But it never stops. 716 00:33:58,536 --> 00:34:01,117 They call me every hour of the day and night. 717 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:04,037 - Show up at my home. - You got tired of babysitting them? 718 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,455 Damn right I did. 719 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,670 You know who doesn't need babysitting? 720 00:34:08,863 --> 00:34:09,964 This guy. 721 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:13,755 You glue his little feet to the deck one time, 722 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,622 and he sails on forever without a single complaint. 723 00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:19,510 Right. 724 00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:22,930 Absolutely, but what does any of this have to do with YSD? 725 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,396 The drug helps my clients focus. 726 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:29,896 Better coordination, fewer late night calls. 727 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,487 I know it's safe because I take it myself. 728 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:35,359 Steadies the hands. 729 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:37,487 Yes, but it isn't safe for everybody. 730 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,781 Did you know about Almighty's heart condition 731 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,007 when you gave him the YSD? 732 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:44,243 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I've never given Almighty any drug. 733 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:47,168 [HUFFS] And he wouldn't even have taken it if I had. 734 00:34:47,652 --> 00:34:49,148 His body was a temple. 735 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:52,006 No alcohol, no coffee, not so much as an aspirin. 736 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:55,885 Anyone who says otherwise is a liar. 737 00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:57,507 Right. 738 00:34:57,512 --> 00:35:00,389 Well, good luck with the armada. 739 00:35:06,795 --> 00:35:09,315 Hold on. What if, when Almighty 740 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,396 broke into the hospital, he wasn't looking for drugs? 741 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,522 Look at this. 742 00:35:12,527 --> 00:35:14,547 There's two doors in the hallway, 743 00:35:14,552 --> 00:35:16,192 right where he got caught breaking in. 744 00:35:16,197 --> 00:35:18,444 So, the one on the left is the pharmacy. 745 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,947 The one at the end of the hall is... 746 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,181 Records room. 747 00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:23,199 Yes. 748 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,244 If Almighty was digging through private medical records... 749 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,621 Maybe he found something worth killing for. 750 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:30,748 We have to get back to the hospital. Let's go. 751 00:35:30,753 --> 00:35:33,251 Oh! Oh. 752 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:36,420 I'm afraid I won't be able to come. [CHUCKLING] 753 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:40,633 It appears that my father has gone missing. [CHUCKLES] 754 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,176 God has gone missing? 755 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,581 No, I'm sure it'll be fine. 756 00:35:43,586 --> 00:35:45,638 He's probably gone to that doughnut shop he likes 757 00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:48,646 or decided to relive the glory days of creation at the zoo. 758 00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,893 Anyway, you go on with the case, 759 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:54,063 and I'll pop off, try and find him and give him a stern talking-to. 760 00:35:54,068 --> 00:35:56,070 - Right. Okay. - Uh... 761 00:35:57,572 --> 00:35:58,823 - Mm. - Oh. 762 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:01,863 I'm sorry, I just... 763 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,531 I didn't know where we stood after... 764 00:36:03,536 --> 00:36:07,076 Oh, no, I shouldn't have. I wasn't thinking. I mean... 765 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,291 I'm the one who couldn't... 766 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:11,622 - No. No, oh, my God. No. I... - [SIGHS] 767 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:13,207 - Mm! - Oh! 768 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,212 Sorry. 769 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:16,966 - Oh, no, no. It's all good. - Good. 770 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,302 - Uh... - Yes. 771 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:57,340 [EXHALES] 772 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,930 [CHUCKLING] Well, what a lovely surprise. 773 00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,490 Are you running away too? 774 00:37:09,627 --> 00:37:13,042 Batten down the hatches and crank up the Vivaldi, huh? 775 00:37:13,047 --> 00:37:15,419 - It's a beautiful day to operate. - [CHUCKLES] 776 00:37:15,424 --> 00:37:16,424 Scalpel. 777 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:25,909 [CHLOE] Dr. Porter. 778 00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:31,160 [PORTER] I'm about to perform an extremely delicate surgery, Detective. 779 00:37:31,165 --> 00:37:32,954 If you'd like to make an appointment, 780 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,456 I'm sure my nurse can squeeze you in tomorrow. 781 00:37:35,461 --> 00:37:37,672 Almighty didn't come here looking for drugs, did he? 782 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:42,546 He came here looking for records, your records, and I saw them. 783 00:37:42,551 --> 00:37:45,007 They confirmed what Almighty thought all along. 784 00:37:45,012 --> 00:37:47,907 That you had botched other surgeries just like you botched his. 785 00:37:49,725 --> 00:37:52,014 He threatened to expose you. Didn't he? 786 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,766 So you killed him with an overdose. 787 00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:56,331 YSD, the exact drug that you use 788 00:37:56,336 --> 00:37:58,187 to steady the tremor in your hands. 789 00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:01,524 No, Albert Walcott was a deranged, deluded addict. 790 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,859 He was! We all saw that video. 791 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:06,617 [CHLOE] I know what it's like to have people depending on you. 792 00:38:07,293 --> 00:38:09,724 To feel like you always have to be the strong one 793 00:38:09,729 --> 00:38:11,772 or else everything will fall apart. 794 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:18,749 The YSD, it... it helps you conceal your weakness, 795 00:38:18,754 --> 00:38:22,049 but it's just a Band-Aid. You... 796 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:24,714 you're not okay, Doctor. 797 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,990 And pretending that you are is 798 00:38:27,995 --> 00:38:30,025 only hurting the ones that depend on you. 799 00:38:32,543 --> 00:38:34,995 You can still save one last patient, Doctor. 800 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:37,148 All you have to do is... 801 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:40,026 just put down the scalpel. 802 00:38:42,945 --> 00:38:44,113 Please put it down. 803 00:39:09,672 --> 00:39:10,872 Oh, thank you. 804 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,437 [CHUCKLES] Enjoy. 805 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:23,069 So, why are you running away? 806 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:25,363 I've been having... 807 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,198 trouble lately. 808 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:31,285 I haven't been feeling like myself. 809 00:39:31,827 --> 00:39:33,913 Getting confused, losing things. 810 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,582 And now my children are mad at me. 811 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,459 Can't say I blame them. 812 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:43,339 Honestly, I think I may have really messed up. 813 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,952 I guess everyone makes mistakes. 814 00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,466 Even grown-ups. 815 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,134 What a wise observation. 816 00:39:52,139 --> 00:39:53,557 What about you, Trixie? 817 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:56,185 What are you doing so far from home? 818 00:39:58,187 --> 00:40:00,398 I realized I'm mad at Lucifer. 819 00:40:02,566 --> 00:40:07,029 I've actually been mad at him for a while, but I had denial. 820 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:09,573 Happens to the best of us. 821 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,828 Why are you mad at him? 822 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:17,206 Well, I... I thought we were friends... 823 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:20,496 but then he just ran off to Florida for months, 824 00:40:20,501 --> 00:40:22,019 and he didn't even say goodbye. 825 00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:25,381 He always just does whatever he wants. 826 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,675 And now... 827 00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,970 I don't know what he's doing now. 828 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:35,266 But I know it's making my mom really sad. 829 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,938 You know I'm Lucifer's dad, right? 830 00:40:42,648 --> 00:40:45,693 Well, some of the ways he acts... 831 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:48,154 I think they may be my fault. 832 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,178 As a father, I tried to give my children 833 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:54,033 just the right amount of free will... 834 00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:59,457 the right amount of responsibility, consequence. 835 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:04,295 Looking back at how I raised Lucifer... 836 00:41:07,506 --> 00:41:10,551 Hmm, I'm not sure I got it all right. 837 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,472 I've never been a parent before, 838 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,094 but it seems like a tough job. 839 00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,602 Hmm. I've never been a kid. 840 00:41:20,961 --> 00:41:25,091 - But I bet that's not so easy either. - [BOTH CHUCKLE] 841 00:41:27,943 --> 00:41:29,945 [BOTH LAUGH] 842 00:41:44,985 --> 00:41:46,395 I think it's time to go home. 843 00:41:47,863 --> 00:41:48,863 Home. 844 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,921 Trixie. Ha-ha! 845 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:52,963 You're a genius. 846 00:41:52,968 --> 00:41:55,346 You just reminded me where I left something. 847 00:41:55,971 --> 00:41:57,973 [LAUGHS] 848 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:05,142 He's not at the doughnut shop, the zoo or the Gas 'n' Grub. [SCOFFS] 849 00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,602 Have you checked the park? 850 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,896 Of course I checked the park. I'm not an idiot! 851 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,501 [SIGHS] Well, I mean, you did lose Dad. 852 00:42:10,506 --> 00:42:12,625 He was gone when I arrived. 853 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:15,069 What part of "united front" do you not understand? 854 00:42:15,074 --> 00:42:17,112 If we just forced Dad to confront his issues... 855 00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,161 I'm not forcing Dad to do anything, Lucy! 856 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,492 He's our father, all right? 857 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:23,040 God Almighty! 858 00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:27,231 And you really should start showing him a little bit more respect. 859 00:42:27,236 --> 00:42:30,276 He is an old man who has lost control of his powers, 860 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:33,842 and now he's out there somewhere lost and alone and afraid! 861 00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:36,928 He's afraid. 862 00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:39,473 [GOD] Who's afraid? 863 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,138 [LUCIFER] Dad! Where have you... 864 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:45,074 You can't just run off like that! 865 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:47,360 Do you have any idea what you put us through? 866 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,283 I'm starting to think I do, actually. 867 00:42:49,984 --> 00:42:51,068 [DOOR OPENS] 868 00:42:51,594 --> 00:42:54,663 But not to worry, everything's going to be just fine. 869 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:58,946 [LUCIFER] I hope by "fine" you mean you've managed to locate 870 00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:01,031 the power to create and destroy the universe, 871 00:43:01,036 --> 00:43:04,118 that you lost because you were busy drinking a Gulpee. 872 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,286 I'm sorry, what? 873 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:06,370 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 874 00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,495 Well, I have remembered where I put my powers, yes. 875 00:43:10,854 --> 00:43:12,898 Thank you for holding onto this for me, Charlie. 876 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:16,468 I knew it would be safe with family. 877 00:43:21,473 --> 00:43:23,596 [CHIMING INTENSIFIES] 878 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:24,935 [WHOOSHING] 879 00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:38,448 [EXHALES] 880 00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,072 [COOS] 881 00:43:42,077 --> 00:43:43,198 What just happened? 882 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:46,332 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 883 00:43:55,991 --> 00:43:56,991 Yo. 884 00:43:57,509 --> 00:43:58,522 What's up? 885 00:43:58,527 --> 00:43:59,778 Rough day? 886 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:04,350 Couldn't kill God. You? 887 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:08,646 I think... God killed me. 888 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,400 - We're gonna need more drinks. - [MAZIKEEN] Yeah. 889 00:44:16,779 --> 00:44:18,734 [SIGHS] 890 00:44:18,739 --> 00:44:20,532 [GOD] Thank you for not killing me. 891 00:44:23,744 --> 00:44:25,157 [EXHALES] 892 00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:29,291 I didn't want Trixie to see that kind of violence. 893 00:44:30,292 --> 00:44:33,462 You were following me for quite a while before Trixie showed up. 894 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:37,966 Mazikeen, you chose not to kill me. 895 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:41,298 Fine. 896 00:44:41,303 --> 00:44:44,390 You created me to be a killer, and I can't even do that right. 897 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,552 "Perfect the way I am", my demon ass. 898 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,690 The funny thing about miracles... 899 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,176 is they happen every day. 900 00:44:57,136 --> 00:44:59,341 An angel has a child with a human. 901 00:44:59,346 --> 00:45:01,223 The Devil can fall in love. 902 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:04,326 We can all learn. 903 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:06,495 And we can all grow. 904 00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,543 But a demon can't grow a soul. 905 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:15,470 Can't she? 906 00:45:22,886 --> 00:45:24,012 [GASPS] 907 00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:26,598 [EXHALES] 908 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:30,852 [EXHALES] 909 00:45:32,354 --> 00:45:35,107 - [DAN GROANS] Oh! - [LIQUID SPILLS] 910 00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:42,029 You know what? 911 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,884 I slept with your wife, 912 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:49,763 and I can't change that, even if I wanted to. 913 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:52,707 Which I don't. 914 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:55,169 So smite me. 915 00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:58,167 Turn me into a pillar of salt. 916 00:45:58,172 --> 00:45:59,381 Whatever you do. 917 00:46:00,883 --> 00:46:03,761 [LAUGHS] Let's just get it over with. 918 00:46:04,244 --> 00:46:07,314 It's not my business who my ex-wife spent her time with, Daniel. 919 00:46:08,274 --> 00:46:10,980 The truth is, I wasn't the best husband, 920 00:46:10,985 --> 00:46:12,415 and I'm grateful 921 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:15,020 she found someone to give her the love she deserved. 922 00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,190 Thank you. 923 00:46:21,028 --> 00:46:24,406 - [EXHALES] - [LAUGHS] 924 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:42,966 Um, Trix, there are, uh, some things that we need to talk about. 925 00:46:43,951 --> 00:46:45,047 It's okay, Mom. 926 00:46:45,052 --> 00:46:48,096 I learned today that grown-ups make mistakes too. 927 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,641 And I forgive you. 928 00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:53,309 Oh. 929 00:46:54,102 --> 00:46:56,141 Well, that is nice of you to say. 930 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,314 And, um, you're right, 931 00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:01,485 you know, everybody does make mistakes, 932 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,062 but it's important that we 933 00:47:04,067 --> 00:47:06,357 own up to our mistakes when we make them. 934 00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,862 I'm sorry for what I did at school. 935 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,369 I'm glad to hear you say that. 936 00:47:12,454 --> 00:47:16,291 You know, I'm sorry too, for my mistakes and, um... 937 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:21,255 I really should have realized that you're not a little kid anymore. 938 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,087 You're beautiful, smart... 939 00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:26,802 I can tell you're sad, Mom. 940 00:47:29,847 --> 00:47:30,847 I know you can. 941 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:38,392 Even when I'm not willing to admit it to myself. I know, honey. 942 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:39,397 Denial. 943 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,979 It happens to the best of us. 944 00:47:41,984 --> 00:47:44,273 [LAUGHS] 945 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,278 Yes. 946 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:47,150 You're right. 947 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:48,782 [SIGHS] You're so smart. 948 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:52,447 You know, when you were younger, I... 949 00:47:52,452 --> 00:47:58,083 I tried to protect you, to shield you from difficult feelings, 950 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:00,085 and situations. 951 00:48:00,552 --> 00:48:03,152 But I think now, maybe, the best thing 952 00:48:03,157 --> 00:48:06,847 that I can do for you is to let you in 953 00:48:06,852 --> 00:48:09,219 and, um, and admit that... 954 00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:13,307 Mom doesn't always feel so strong inside. 955 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,143 You're upset about Lucifer. 956 00:48:16,919 --> 00:48:17,919 Aren't you? 957 00:48:22,065 --> 00:48:23,191 [SMACKS LIPS] 958 00:48:23,942 --> 00:48:24,942 Well... 959 00:48:26,403 --> 00:48:28,030 the truth is, is, um... 960 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:31,987 things between Lucifer and me, 961 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,620 they are a little up in the air right now. 962 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:40,834 And, uh, I'm not sure if we will, uh, end up as partners 963 00:48:41,318 --> 00:48:44,333 or friends, or something more, 964 00:48:44,338 --> 00:48:48,300 but, uh, if he and I are gonna try and figure this out... 965 00:48:50,969 --> 00:48:53,467 I have to tell him my real feelings. 966 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,349 And then what's gonna happen? 967 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,184 [EXHALES] 968 00:48:58,602 --> 00:48:59,645 [SIGHS] 969 00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:05,233 I don't know. 970 00:49:07,361 --> 00:49:09,863 And that's a little scary. 971 00:49:11,698 --> 00:49:14,242 And I'm sure it's scary for you too, right? 972 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:20,999 But here's the thing, Trix. 973 00:49:21,792 --> 00:49:25,379 No matter what happens, and no matter if you're 11... 974 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:28,340 or 111... 975 00:49:29,174 --> 00:49:34,883 if the Earth gets hit by an asteroid made of rock candy 976 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:37,849 and the sky starts raining down gumdrops... 977 00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:43,730 me and your dad will always be your parents. 978 00:49:44,690 --> 00:49:47,275 And we will always love you, no matter what. 979 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:49,719 Promise? 980 00:49:51,513 --> 00:49:52,513 Promise. 981 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:05,872 [GLASSES CLINK] 982 00:50:05,877 --> 00:50:07,170 I will miss the buzz. 983 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:11,466 You're all-powerful again, Dad, so can't you just buzz yourself? 984 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:14,511 [CHUCKLES] We need to talk. 985 00:50:17,889 --> 00:50:18,890 [SIGHS] 986 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:23,978 Okay. 987 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,393 Father, what is it? 988 00:50:26,398 --> 00:50:27,566 Lucifer was right. 989 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:32,162 Twice in one millennium. Will wonders never cease? 990 00:50:33,071 --> 00:50:34,573 [GOD] It's not just the music. 991 00:50:35,866 --> 00:50:38,785 Or the fact that I misplaced my powers. 992 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,575 The truth is, 993 00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,790 I've been slipping for quite a while. 994 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:47,502 For longer than I'd like to admit. 995 00:50:49,504 --> 00:50:51,585 I guess you get your denial from your father. 996 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:52,799 What denial? 997 00:50:53,759 --> 00:50:56,048 [CHUCKLES] Kidding. 998 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,053 Mostly. 999 00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:02,846 Now, let's just keep this between the three of us, for now. Shall we? 1000 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,848 Father, what are you saying? 1001 00:51:04,853 --> 00:51:06,396 I think it's time. 1002 00:51:07,314 --> 00:51:08,690 Time for what? 1003 00:51:10,358 --> 00:51:11,693 Time for me to retire. 1004 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:19,534 - Dad. - Dad, uh... 1005 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:31,000 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -