1 00:00:31,239 --> 00:00:34,117 Father. [HESITATES] 2 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:36,493 You're here. 3 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,747 Well, you've got my attention. 4 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,245 Oh, Father, thank you for coming. 5 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,581 You... you saw how they were attacking me? 6 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,334 And look what Lucifer did to my face. 7 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,420 Yes, of course, oh, this is all my fault. 8 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:53,631 Go on, go ahead, Dad, blame it all on me, like always. 9 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:56,097 No, Father, this is all my fault. 10 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,804 I lost control and froze time, and as the eldest brother, 11 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,515 I should've kept a better handle on my siblings. I'm truly sorry. 12 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,230 I don't care who's at fault. 13 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:08,443 - I just want my sons to get along. - [SCOFFS] 14 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:13,198 Regardless of what's happened, we're family. 15 00:01:14,282 --> 00:01:16,112 Let's act like it. 16 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:19,162 Good point, Father.[SIGHS] 17 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:21,121 Come on. 18 00:01:21,873 --> 00:01:22,873 Bring it in. 19 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,794 - Uh... - Come on. Here. 20 00:01:29,197 --> 00:01:31,616 You've got to be joking. 21 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,594 No! Hell, no! 22 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,471 Come now, Samael. 23 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,181 [SHUDDERS] 24 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:42,138 Michael impersonated me, tried to ruin my life. 25 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,849 Kidnapped the woman that I... [HUFFS] 26 00:01:44,854 --> 00:01:47,769 He is behind every bad thing that's ever happened to me! 27 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,521 Well, everything apart from you. 28 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,940 And for someone who's supposed to be omniscient, 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,422 it's amazing that you never actually see that! 30 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:59,394 And apparently never will. [SCOFFS] 31 00:02:01,329 --> 00:02:02,329 [SCOFFS] 32 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,874 [MOUTHS] Now? 33 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:20,515 Is that my grandson over there? Huh. 34 00:02:22,058 --> 00:02:23,476 [CHUCKLES] 35 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,904 Well, now, this won't do at all. 36 00:02:38,032 --> 00:02:40,034 [CLAMORING] 37 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:46,791 What just happened? 38 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,378 And who are you? 39 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,551 [SIGHS] 40 00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:02,826 Hey, oh, my God, are you okay? 41 00:03:02,831 --> 00:03:04,471 That must've been a crazy big earthquake. 42 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,686 Yeah. 43 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,729 Yeah, I'm fine. 44 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:11,269 Hey, wait. Uh... have you seen Lucifer? 45 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,693 Um, no, sorry. 46 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,453 [HIGH-PITCHED RINGING] 47 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,670 Where is he? 48 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:40,720 - [ROCK AND ROLL PLAYING ON PIANO] - [CHEERING] 49 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:45,595 - Ha-ha! Yeah! - [SHOUTING] 50 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,269 - [LAUGHS] - Whoo! [LAUGHS] 51 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,069 Here we go! 52 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,279 Big! 53 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,458 [CHEERING] 54 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,207 [LAUGHS] 55 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,421 Yeah! 56 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:17,674 Whoo! 57 00:04:18,716 --> 00:04:19,842 Mmm! 58 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:21,781 [EXHALES] 59 00:04:21,786 --> 00:04:22,799 Hi. 60 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:25,051 Detective! Where have you been? 61 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,433 Hey. Um, can I talk to you for a second? 62 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:29,430 Absolutely! 63 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,437 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 64 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:44,384 Hey, so, uh, what happened back at the precinct? 65 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:49,706 When we were talking, and, uh, you were about to say... 66 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,750 or at least I thought... 67 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:56,341 I knew what you were about to say, and then I blinked, and, well, 68 00:04:56,346 --> 00:04:58,172 suddenly, no you. 69 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:00,856 Detective, I'm sorry. [EXHALES] 70 00:05:00,861 --> 00:05:03,673 I needed to get away. I couldn't take it anymore. 71 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:05,049 "Take it"? 72 00:05:05,054 --> 00:05:08,136 People! Telling me what to do, especially... 73 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,141 Me? 74 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,809 No. 75 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:13,266 No, Detective, I'm sorry, I... 76 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,936 It's okay. I... I think I pushed you too far, 77 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,230 and it wasn't fair of me to do that, 78 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,135 and I get why you ran away. 79 00:05:21,140 --> 00:05:23,906 - But that's not why I ran. - No, I... I understand. 80 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:25,950 I really do. Um... 81 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:30,304 You know, I think, uh, maybe I'll just give you some time, 82 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,458 and, um, when-when you're ready, 83 00:05:33,942 --> 00:05:35,705 I'll be ready to listen. 84 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,710 Okay? 85 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,558 [CHARLIE COOING] 86 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:54,853 Yep. 87 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,769 You're really here. 88 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,854 [SIGHS] I guess I shouldn't be surprised. 89 00:05:59,859 --> 00:06:02,695 I met Eve and the Goddess of all creation. 90 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:08,576 I even thought I met you once, but still... [CHUCKLES] 91 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,033 Yeah, I'm never gonna get used to this. Mnh-mnh. 92 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,539 You can poke all you want. 93 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,376 Because I'm eternally grateful to you... 94 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,128 for this beautiful grandson. 95 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,340 - Yeah. - Who's the cutest little baby? 96 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,670 Yes, it's you. 97 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,052 - That's right. - [CHUCKLES] 98 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:30,723 My angel baby is technically God's grandkid. 99 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:33,768 Do you need a drink? 100 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:35,728 Water? Wine? 101 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,767 Is it all the same to you? 102 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:40,149 Yeah, I'm gonna get some options. Okay. 103 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,117 Father, I do have to tell you that Lucifer was right. 104 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:53,121 Michael has made quite a mess here on Earth. 105 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,285 And I'm afraid he's not done. He's up to something. 106 00:06:56,290 --> 00:06:58,334 Day-to-day isn't important, my son. 107 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,045 This is important. 108 00:07:02,463 --> 00:07:04,799 - Family's important. - Yes, I agree. 109 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,427 And that's, um... 110 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:11,347 that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 111 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:15,101 About Charlie and, uh... 112 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,855 - Father, is he... - Adorable? 113 00:07:20,857 --> 00:07:22,019 Yes, he is, my son. 114 00:07:22,024 --> 00:07:23,604 God's honest truth. 115 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,865 - Yes, but, Father, I... - You know what? 116 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:28,865 Being here gives me an idea. 117 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:31,199 Yeah? 118 00:07:32,493 --> 00:07:34,996 I think I know just what this family needs. 119 00:07:37,331 --> 00:07:39,537 You know, Dan, you really should stay home. 120 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:40,997 Just take some time off. 121 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:43,458 Learning the truth about Lucifer, it's a lot. 122 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,500 I've been there. 123 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:47,879 I'm guessing you handled it better. Or did you shoot him too? 124 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,404 [SCOFFS] I didn't, 125 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:52,884 but I did almost poison him with the help of an evil priest. 126 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,601 [LAUGHS] I genuinely can't tell if that's a joke or not. 127 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,519 Take some time, Dan. 128 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:00,855 Look, I just wanna work. 129 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:04,252 You know? Hell, you're the one who was kidnapped. 130 00:08:04,257 --> 00:08:06,189 You should take some time off. 131 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:07,194 Touché. 132 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,818 How are you doing, by the way? 133 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,778 I noticed Lucifer's not here. 134 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:16,240 Well, we... we hit a snag, and he's dealing with some things, 135 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,826 and I may have rushed him a bit, 136 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:22,997 so I'm giving him space, but he'll figure it out. 137 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,046 We're strong enough to get through this. 138 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,674 Well, at least Ella's taking some time off. 139 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:30,885 [SCOFFS] Yeah. 140 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:34,305 [DAN] Oh. Hey, Ella. 141 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,262 Before you start, no, I am not going home. 142 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:40,061 I need to focus on the case. 143 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:41,937 Okay. 144 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:45,649 Really? 145 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:49,190 I had, like, five pretty solid arguments ready. 146 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,193 - I mean, if you wanna hear them... - No, we're good. 147 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,568 - We're good. - What do we have? 148 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:53,866 [ELLA SIGHS] 149 00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:58,266 Vic was Chris Peterson. 150 00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,285 COD seems to be blunt force trauma to the head. 151 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:03,329 I think he hit his head on the cement, 152 00:09:03,334 --> 00:09:07,416 but it's kind of hard to tell, thanks to his BBQ-ed bod. 153 00:09:07,421 --> 00:09:10,211 [EXHALES] Looks like someone was trying to burn down the hole. 154 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:12,088 Maybe Chris stepped in, tried to stop 'em? 155 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,006 Yeah, we found gasoline all over this place. 156 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:16,717 Someone was trying to burn down the entire Kingdom. 157 00:09:16,722 --> 00:09:18,012 Lucky for the owners, 158 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:20,237 the cement stopped the fire from spreading, but... 159 00:09:20,242 --> 00:09:21,931 Who was he? One of the workers? 160 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:24,058 No, this place is family-owned, 161 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:27,144 so the dad and the kids all work here and run this place. 162 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:29,564 And this was the youngest son. 163 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,615 Any witnesses? 164 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:34,185 No. But the three kids were here, working after hours, 165 00:09:34,190 --> 00:09:37,738 but they say they didn't see any struggle or hear any arguments. 166 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:41,158 They just saw the fire, rushed out, only to find... 167 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,643 The body of their burned brother. 168 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:43,973 Well, let's go talk to them, 169 00:09:43,978 --> 00:09:45,763 see if any of them wanted their brother dead. 170 00:09:45,768 --> 00:09:48,479 Oh, way ahead of you. I know exactly how to find the killer. 171 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:50,793 - You do? - [ELLA] Hell, yeah. 172 00:09:50,798 --> 00:09:54,922 See, all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects. 173 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,305 And whichever one I'm most attracted to, 174 00:09:57,930 --> 00:09:59,802 bam, that's your killer. 175 00:09:59,807 --> 00:10:00,978 Ella. 176 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:02,972 Hey, I'm at peace with it. 177 00:10:02,977 --> 00:10:04,407 If I've got a broken picker, 178 00:10:04,412 --> 00:10:06,482 might as well use it for the greater good, right? 179 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:23,748 What are you gonna say to her? Something romantic? 180 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,001 You have that look on your face. 181 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,712 Well, not anymore. 182 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:31,959 What do you care? 183 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:35,421 Why even ask? You're all-knowing, don't you already know the answer? 184 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:38,674 Hmm. Father's intuition. 185 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:41,135 Well, intuit yourself somewhere else. 186 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,553 Actually, no. 187 00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:44,347 Why are you still here? 188 00:10:44,352 --> 00:10:47,355 Isn't the universe gonna collapse with your you-like powers on Earth? 189 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,357 Hmm. 190 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,108 - [BALL RATTLES IN CUP] - [BELL TOLLING] 191 00:10:56,113 --> 00:10:58,115 [SIGHS] 192 00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:01,364 - It's fine. - Is it? 193 00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,369 Well, as always, thanks for clearing that up. 194 00:11:03,374 --> 00:11:04,494 Now, if you don't mind... 195 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:08,876 I've come to ask you something. 196 00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:13,923 Well, go on, then. 197 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,925 I'd like you to join me. 198 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:18,464 For a family dinner. 199 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:21,347 [LAUGHS] Yeah? 200 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,098 No. 201 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,763 Pass. Hard pass. 202 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,768 [GOD] Son. 203 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,189 I don't wanna leave Earth until we've all talked. 204 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,396 Well, enjoy your eternity here, then, 205 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,023 because there is absolutely no way 206 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:37,828 I am sitting down for anything as absurd 207 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:40,736 or torturous as a family dinner. 208 00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,072 I've already done my time in Hell. 209 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:44,078 Remember? 210 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,289 [EXHALES] Good morning. 211 00:11:52,294 --> 00:11:55,309 Lucifer. I thought you needed space. 212 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,314 Nope, no space needed. 213 00:11:56,319 --> 00:11:58,869 I'm right where I need to be. So, where's the family? 214 00:11:58,874 --> 00:12:01,663 Well, the siblings are over there, but how did you know... 215 00:12:01,668 --> 00:12:03,556 One of them is obviously the killer. 216 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,602 He doesn't even know what the crime is. 217 00:12:09,478 --> 00:12:13,649 No, he's probably just projecting his latest issues. 218 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,172 He's projecting his latest issues. 219 00:12:17,177 --> 00:12:18,517 What, and that's a good thing? 220 00:12:18,522 --> 00:12:20,818 He thinks it's the family. I... 221 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,118 I thought he was upset with me for rushing him, but he's not. He... 222 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,075 He's mad at his own family. 223 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,123 Of course. 224 00:12:32,701 --> 00:12:33,827 I should have stayed home. 225 00:12:39,830 --> 00:12:42,830 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 226 00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:47,303 The Kingdom was built from the ground up by our father. 227 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,931 Everyone in the family has a role in keeping the place running, 228 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:55,060 but Chris, he never settled into his role. 229 00:12:55,065 --> 00:13:00,029 In... In fact, he... he left a few years backto work for himself. 230 00:13:00,034 --> 00:13:02,735 So, what you're saying is 231 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,780 the wayward son rebelled against the family, forged his own path, 232 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,989 and then you killed him. 233 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:09,492 What? We... we would never. 234 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:12,578 We were all still close, even though Chris left. 235 00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:15,920 And look, he died protecting it. He... 236 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,214 he died a hero. 237 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,587 Do any of you know anyone who'd wanna burn the place down? 238 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,114 Yeah, Juan Perez. 239 00:13:23,119 --> 00:13:24,119 And who's Juan? 240 00:13:24,124 --> 00:13:27,134 He is the owner of Hole in Juan. 241 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:29,595 [LAUGHS] See what he did there? 242 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,643 Sorry. You were saying. 243 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,557 [MAN] Another mini-golf course a couple of blocks away. 244 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:38,395 We've had a rivalry for years, but lately it's gotten pretty intense. 245 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:42,149 We always pranked each other. He stole our balls. 246 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:46,737 We rearranged his putt-putt statues in suggestive positions. 247 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,347 Ah, well, if you appreciate that, 248 00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,766 you'll love what I did with your squires on the second hole. 249 00:13:50,771 --> 00:13:52,518 And to their second holes. 250 00:13:52,523 --> 00:13:55,704 Yes, but a prank war isn't motive for murder. 251 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,331 [WOMAN] Things escalated lately. 252 00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:03,008 Last week, Juan spray-painted this on the side of our castle. 253 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,637 [CHLOE] "I will destroy you". 254 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,390 Yes, but are you sure it was him? 255 00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,184 He signed it. 256 00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:15,921 - Okay, well, I say we start there. - [EXHALES] 257 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,568 ♪ I'd give you everything if you would give it all back to me... ♪ 258 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:24,817 Well, I mean, you know, I'm actually happy you think it's the family. 259 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,318 It's comforting. 260 00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:27,843 Listen, if you ever wanna talk about 261 00:14:27,848 --> 00:14:29,239 what's going on with your own family, 262 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:31,532 I'm here for you, but no pressure at all. 263 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,539 [ENGINES REVVING] 264 00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,373 Juan Perez? 265 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,230 - Yeah? - LAPD. 266 00:14:49,038 --> 00:14:50,050 [GEARS RATTLE] 267 00:14:50,055 --> 00:14:52,308 - [ENGINE TURNS OVER] - [TIRES SCREECH] 268 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:02,943 [ENGINE POWERS OFF] 269 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,233 Whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! 270 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,116 Feeling guilty about something, Juan? 271 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,864 [RATTLES] 272 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,121 We wanna talk to you about the murder of Chris Peterson. 273 00:15:14,605 --> 00:15:15,605 Chris is dead? 274 00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:17,975 Clearly you don't think that... 275 00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:20,164 Okay, clearly you do. 276 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,374 - Look, I would never... - You ran from the cops. 277 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,757 I thought you were arresting me for the ZX3! 278 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,005 - It's an illegal... - Chemical used in street racing. 279 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,883 Surprisingly useful in other ways. We're familiar. 280 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:33,052 So you were juicing your carts with ZX3? 281 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,888 [CHUCKLING] Yeah. Fastest in the whole state. 282 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,228 Yeah, the kids can't get enough of 'em, so... 283 00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,121 But if things are going well for you, 284 00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,144 why would you threaten to destroy the Kingdom? 285 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,946 'Cause they think they're better than us, 286 00:15:43,951 --> 00:15:46,336 looking down from their fancy castle. Whatever. 287 00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,927 Look, with my super-fast carts, my brand-new arcade, 288 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:52,321 and hey, guys, you have to play in the Family War Zone. 289 00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:53,405 Do I? 290 00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,290 Uh, we're good. Do you have an alibi 291 00:15:55,295 --> 00:15:56,536 for last night around 10:00 p.m.? 292 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,101 Yeah, I was getting lit up by a bunch of tweens 293 00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,662 in my new laser tag arena, 294 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,413 which I totally forgot to mention. 295 00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,082 See? Rivalry over. 296 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,965 That's what I told Chris when he came here looking for a job. 297 00:16:06,490 --> 00:16:07,890 Chris came to you for a job? 298 00:16:07,895 --> 00:16:10,058 Yeah, but I would never employ a Peterson. 299 00:16:10,063 --> 00:16:11,982 I figured Chris had to be a spy. 300 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,681 Thank you, Juan. 301 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:18,873 It's weird that the family would never mention that. 302 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:21,109 I don't think it's weird at all, because they killed him. 303 00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,098 Yes, but if he'd left the family business, 304 00:16:23,103 --> 00:16:24,903 then why would he want a job here? 305 00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:28,445 [WOMAN] Mini-golf was all Chris knew. 306 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:32,483 Job after job, real estate, chiropractor school... 307 00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,119 My boyfriend, he just... 308 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,741 he couldn't shake the love of the game. 309 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,119 We are still talking about mini-golf, right? 310 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,328 [LUCIFER AND WOMAN CHUCKLE] 311 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,913 I know it sounds silly. 312 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:44,899 I never understood it either, 313 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,002 but try as he might, he couldn't get away from it. 314 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,963 Well, if Chris wanted to work in mini-golf so badly, 315 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,424 why wouldn't he just go back to the Kingdom? 316 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,776 Because his family was a dysfunctional heap of garbage 317 00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:57,252 who made his life a living hell? 318 00:16:57,257 --> 00:17:00,998 - I'm sorry for my partner. - No, he's right. 319 00:17:01,003 --> 00:17:02,057 They're awful. 320 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:06,520 Um, sorry, the family said that they got along great with Chris. 321 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,147 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 322 00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,607 They're the reason he left in the first place. 323 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,656 Chris couldn't stand being around any of them. 324 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,783 I see. 325 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,992 Did you know that Chris had applied for a job at Hole in Juan? 326 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:21,243 No, I didn't. 327 00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,448 But it makes sense. 328 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,464 He'd never go back to the Kingdom. He'd rather... 329 00:17:25,469 --> 00:17:28,751 Burn it down. That's what I tried to do with the Silver City. 330 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,919 [CHUCKLES] Not that I'm comparing the two. 331 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,504 Fewer windmills up there. 332 00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,470 Right, excuse us. 333 00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,330 Lucifer, you might be right. 334 00:17:36,335 --> 00:17:38,635 It might be someone in the family after all. 335 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,268 Well, of course it is. [SCOFFS] 336 00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,785 Hello, Mazikeen. 337 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:04,453 I've been waiting for you. 338 00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:05,918 I made your favorite drink. 339 00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,065 That isn't my favorite drink. 340 00:18:08,070 --> 00:18:09,213 We'll see. 341 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,887 - [GOD] Mm. Mmm. - Hmm. 342 00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:21,016 It's... okay. 343 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,767 [GOD] Hmm. 344 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,480 [MAZIKEEN] Mm. 345 00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,061 Where is everybody? 346 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,819 Well, I sent Michael to Florence to get truffles. 347 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:35,317 Linda's taken Charlie for a walk, 348 00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,033 and Amenadiel is off on a personal errand. 349 00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:40,410 So it's just you and me. 350 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:43,497 You can ask what you've come to ask. 351 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:47,876 [CLEARS THROAT] 352 00:18:49,044 --> 00:18:51,255 I want you to give me a soul. 353 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,799 Please. 354 00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,177 Why do you want one? 355 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,639 Because everyone has one except me. 356 00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:04,852 That's why I can't... 357 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:07,854 connect. 358 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,858 Why I'm so alone. 359 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,568 Mazikeen. 360 00:19:14,595 --> 00:19:16,859 You're perfect just the way you are. 361 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:18,384 [LAUGHS] What the hell does that mean? 362 00:19:18,389 --> 00:19:20,159 It means I can't help you. 363 00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,164 Can't? 364 00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:22,952 Or won't? 365 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,127 Still think I'm perfect now? 366 00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:35,048 You... are you. 367 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,052 And I'd never change that. 368 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,556 You know what I think, hmm? 369 00:19:44,224 --> 00:19:46,852 I think you messed up when you made demons. 370 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,229 When you made me. 371 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,357 I think you made a mistake. 372 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,611 And you don't wanna admit it. 373 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,371 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - [SIGHS] 374 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:13,607 ♪ So down, so deep... ♪ 375 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:14,625 Nope. 376 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,252 ♪ Nobody has nothing on me ♪ 377 00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,338 What are you doing here, brother? 378 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,964 Solving a very important case. 379 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,175 A mini-golf murder. High-stakes stuff. 380 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:24,723 Father is here, Lucy. 381 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,453 On Earth. 382 00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,627 You heard me say mini-golf, right? 383 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,771 Wha... ? 384 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:32,814 He wants to see us. 385 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,380 Talk to us. I mean, we can finally get some answers. 386 00:20:36,385 --> 00:20:37,481 [CHUCKLES] 387 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:41,907 Well, based on my conversations with him so far, not bloody likely. 388 00:20:42,644 --> 00:20:44,344 [SIGHS] You know, he's hardly said a word 389 00:20:44,349 --> 00:20:45,739 to us our entire lives, brother, 390 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,532 and now he suddenly wants to catch up. 391 00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:48,992 What next? 392 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,875 A game of rounders in the park? A little push on the swings? 393 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,957 Would you stop playing silly buggers? 394 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:57,709 - I like to see it as a gesture, Lucy. - [SCOFFS] 395 00:20:57,714 --> 00:21:01,088 And one that I think that we should seriously consider. 396 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,595 [SIGHS] Brother. 397 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:09,388 You've done so well getting out from under dear old Dad's thumb. 398 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,019 Becoming your own man. 399 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,976 But one fatherly slap on the back 400 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,396 and you're back to being his dutiful lackey, aren't you? 401 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,398 - Lackey? - Mm-hmm. 402 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,899 Well, look who's talking. 403 00:21:20,904 --> 00:21:23,193 Father shows up for one minute, Lucy, one minute, 404 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,904 and you go right back to being a spoiled child, 405 00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,114 stomping off to pout! 406 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,538 I wasn't pouting! Now look what you did. 407 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,332 [EXHALES] Listen, Lucy, I... 408 00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:39,293 I know that Dad has been a bit careless in the past, distant. 409 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,794 [SCOFFS] 410 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,714 - All right, he's been a real ass. - Hmm. 411 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,465 But he's our father, Lucy. 412 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:46,470 Yes. 413 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:50,887 Our almighty, all-powerful dad 414 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,396 who will never admit to being anything other than perfect. 415 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,125 Well, guess what, brother. 416 00:21:56,130 --> 00:21:59,030 He can kiss my imperfect, banished backside! 417 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,760 - Lucy. - Yeah. 418 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,909 [AMENADIEL SIGHS] Right. 419 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,038 Wow. 420 00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,787 - Things are looking really clean in here. - Oh. 421 00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,999 Yeah, well, I'm waiting on lab results, 422 00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,877 so I thought I'd catch up on some maintenance. 423 00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:22,919 [CLICKS TONGUE] 424 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:26,506 Beakers are clean, so you know what that means. 425 00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:27,511 What's that? 426 00:22:29,431 --> 00:22:30,431 Pipette time! 427 00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:34,931 I throw myself into work when I'm dealing with something too. 428 00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,271 Oh, I'm fine. 429 00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:41,760 Ella, none of us saw this coming. Pete had all of us fooled. 430 00:22:42,552 --> 00:22:43,565 He had me fooled. 431 00:22:43,570 --> 00:22:45,525 Yeah, I guess you're right. 432 00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:47,699 I mean, after all, you had sex with him too. 433 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,702 So it's a little different, right? 434 00:22:52,754 --> 00:22:53,754 Right. 435 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,293 Listen, I can't pretend to understand how you're feeling, 436 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,522 but I did just go through an experience 437 00:23:00,527 --> 00:23:02,797 where someone I thought I knew wasn't... 438 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,634 who I thought he was. 439 00:23:06,134 --> 00:23:08,298 Hard to beat a secret serial killer. 440 00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:09,346 [CHUCKLES] You'd think. 441 00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:13,809 Listen, the point is... 442 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,849 so many people wear masks, Ella. 443 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:20,685 They... they hide who they really are. 444 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:21,690 But not you. 445 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,565 You put yourself out there, heart first. 446 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,968 The downside is you get hurt more easily. 447 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:30,058 [SCOFFS] Ain't that the truth. 448 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,072 But the upside is 449 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,246 you put so much love into the world, Ella. 450 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,416 Please don't let this change that, 451 00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,334 change you. 452 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,255 We need more people like you out there, Ella. 453 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:45,673 Not less. 454 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:49,802 [LUCIFER] Oh. 455 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,931 [SIGHS] 456 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:56,813 Lucifer. Okay, so, new theory... 457 00:23:56,818 --> 00:23:59,224 Unh-unh. Just hold that thought. 458 00:23:59,229 --> 00:24:01,893 Here. It's slightly right edge. 459 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,437 Go on, you were saying? 460 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:08,024 Right. So wayward son Chris attempted to burn down the Kingdom. 461 00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:12,237 One of the siblings, at least, found him mid-arson. 462 00:24:12,242 --> 00:24:15,991 They must have got into a fight about it, and Chris ended up dead. 463 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,243 [EXHALES] The poor lad just wanted a fresh start, 464 00:24:18,248 --> 00:24:21,121 and now he finds himself cast down into Hell... 465 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:22,706 I'm... I'm assuming. 466 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:25,611 Anyone that fixated on mini-golf must have issues. 467 00:24:25,616 --> 00:24:26,626 - Right. - [EXHALES] 468 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:29,905 So, say Chris was you. 469 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:30,922 [LUCIFER] Hmm. 470 00:24:30,927 --> 00:24:34,092 Uh, then the killer would be who? 471 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,097 Michael? 472 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,762 Detective, why are you bringing my brother into this? 473 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,682 Well, because you're having family issues, 474 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:44,561 and rather than fight that, I thought I would use that to help you. 475 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:48,106 You know, to help us to solve the case. 476 00:24:48,111 --> 00:24:49,649 Very well, if you insist. 477 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:52,194 Great. Let's go find our Michael. 478 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,409 - Okay. - [EXHALES] 479 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,288 [CHLOE CLEARS THROAT] 480 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:05,040 Uh, did you have any grievances with Chris? 481 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:08,585 No. Of course not. We all loved him. 482 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:11,046 We were one big, happy... 483 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:14,216 - ... family. - [SCOFFS] No such thing. 484 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,071 We should arrest them for that lie alone. 485 00:25:16,076 --> 00:25:17,552 We heard otherwise. 486 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:18,595 You have? 487 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,722 Uh, from who? 488 00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,934 - Hmm. [CLICKS TONGUE] - Was it Larry? Of course it was. 489 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,561 Did Ted tell you that I have a problem with April? 490 00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:30,115 Huh? Wait! They're both liars. 491 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,075 It wasn't enough for you to manipulate 492 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:33,818 your poor, misunderstood brother, 493 00:25:33,823 --> 00:25:36,513 you had to ruin his life as well? 494 00:25:36,518 --> 00:25:37,848 Ruin his life? 495 00:25:37,853 --> 00:25:41,059 Kill. He means kill... his life. 496 00:25:41,064 --> 00:25:43,353 - Well, I had nothing to do with it. - No. 497 00:25:43,358 --> 00:25:44,438 I swear. 498 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,393 So all three of you claim to have been 499 00:25:46,398 --> 00:25:48,208 working the night of the murder. 500 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,502 - So what were you doing? - Maintenance. 501 00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:51,711 On the arcade games. 502 00:25:51,716 --> 00:25:53,213 Updating the books. 503 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,679 Cleaning the toilets. 504 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,677 And can your siblings corroborate that? 505 00:25:58,682 --> 00:25:59,682 Sure. 506 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:02,222 I mean, I don't know if Ted will. 507 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,391 He was gone a while. 508 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:07,023 I wasn't there the entire night. 509 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:12,649 I went out to the parking lot to make out with my new girlfriend. 510 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:15,235 Ugh. Have you seen Ted? 511 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,280 - No one wants to smash that. - [CHUCKLES] Unless he's paying her. 512 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,656 I wasn't paying! 513 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:23,827 You should talk to April. She disappeared for a while. 514 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,204 She was "in the bathroom". 515 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:27,979 I was smoking pot. Okay? 516 00:26:27,984 --> 00:26:29,958 It's the only way I can deal with my brothers. 517 00:26:29,963 --> 00:26:31,084 Understandable. 518 00:26:31,089 --> 00:26:33,420 What did April do? Come in here and whine? 519 00:26:33,425 --> 00:26:36,678 You know, Larry was always jealous of Chris. 520 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:40,140 If either of those idiots did it, it was him. 521 00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:44,139 Jealous. Looks like we found our Michael. 522 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,725 Hmm. He seems more like an Amenadiel to me. 523 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:52,027 [SIGHS] Unless he's a Michael pretending to be an Amenadiel. 524 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,276 Michael never pretends to be Amenadiel. They look nothing alike. 525 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,281 No, I mean... 526 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:00,405 [SIGHS] No, just, never mind. 527 00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,371 Look, I'm sorry, Detective. I think I need a moment. 528 00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:09,169 Excuse us. Lucifer, I... 529 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:13,673 [SIGHS] 530 00:27:16,051 --> 00:27:18,089 Listen, what if they're all Michaels? 531 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:20,091 Look how quickly they turned on each other. 532 00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:21,096 Perhaps. 533 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,765 [CHLOE SIGHS] 534 00:27:23,808 --> 00:27:25,685 What if they apologized to you? 535 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:27,311 To me? 536 00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:28,850 I mean, to Chris. 537 00:27:28,855 --> 00:27:31,811 I don't understand. What good is apologizing to a dead body? 538 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,109 - [OFFICER] Detective. - Yes. 539 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,984 I'm Peter Peterson, and I, um... 540 00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,945 Have the greatest name ever. [CHUCKLES] 541 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:42,430 I'm the father of... 542 00:27:42,435 --> 00:27:44,558 Chris Peterson, yes. 543 00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,142 So sorry for your loss. 544 00:27:46,147 --> 00:27:49,726 Thank you. But I'm afraid you're after the wrong suspects. 545 00:27:50,110 --> 00:27:51,206 Right. 546 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:52,832 Well, with all due respect... 547 00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,839 I killed my son. 548 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,797 And I can't let another one of my children suffer 549 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,261 because of my mistakes. 550 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,753 I dropped by the, uh, Kingdom last night. 551 00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:08,973 I saw Chris take a gas can from the shed. 552 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:10,897 I tried to stop him, of course, 553 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:13,561 but we fought and... 554 00:28:13,566 --> 00:28:15,402 I mean, it was an accident, but... 555 00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:20,031 I killed my own son. 556 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,033 I see. 557 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,367 Well, thank you for that. Would you please take his full statement? 558 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,166 - I'll be with you in a minute. - All right. I'm... 559 00:28:34,629 --> 00:28:35,629 Lucifer. 560 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,548 Are you okay? 561 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,095 I am, Detective. 562 00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:46,344 You know, hearing that confession felt great, actually, 563 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,476 like exactly what I've been searching for. 564 00:28:49,528 --> 00:28:52,197 I think I now know exactly what I need to do. 565 00:28:55,024 --> 00:29:00,442 ♪ I got a fever running up a hundred degrees ♪ 566 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:05,989 ♪ I am a real king gather 'round and follow my lead ♪ 567 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,616 ♪ I'm like a dust storm ♪ 568 00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:13,293 - ♪ Going down in history ♪ - ♪ History... ♪ 569 00:29:14,919 --> 00:29:19,461 I'm sorry, Father, but we shouldn't be surprised. 570 00:29:19,466 --> 00:29:22,422 I mean, Lucifer isn't mature enough. 571 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,970 Sorry I'm late! 572 00:29:24,471 --> 00:29:27,302 ♪ Not gonna wanna mess with me ♪ 573 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,433 I brought soufflé. 574 00:29:36,466 --> 00:29:38,760 Risen perfectly, just as you like 'em. 575 00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:43,615 [SIGHS] 576 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:48,077 [CHAIR SCRAPES] 577 00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:53,291 [CLEARS THROAT] 578 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:00,418 I'm glad you came, son. 579 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:01,508 Me too. 580 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,423 [EXHALES] 581 00:30:05,428 --> 00:30:10,094 Yeah, I find that, at family events, a couple of bottles help. 582 00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:11,643 - [CHUCKLES] - To start. 583 00:30:12,519 --> 00:30:15,522 - Okay. I'm off. - You're not joining us, Linda? 584 00:30:17,023 --> 00:30:20,647 Well, this is a family dinner, 585 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:23,738 and, well, I'm... not. 586 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,491 You are the mother of my grandchild. 587 00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,410 Of course you're family. 588 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,254 - [WHISPERS] You were so close. - I know. 589 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,336 [CLEARS THROAT] 590 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,922 Well, this smells delicious, Father. 591 00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,842 You have outdone your always-divine touch. 592 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:50,431 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! 593 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,851 Aren't you forgetting something? 594 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,854 Well, shouldn't we say grace? 595 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,106 [SCOFFS] 596 00:31:05,154 --> 00:31:06,865 I'll say it? 597 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:10,201 - Okay. - [CLEARS THROAT] 598 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,747 I'd like to thank God for... 599 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:18,626 [CHUCKLES] 600 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:23,840 I'm used to you being up there. [CLEARS THROAT] 601 00:31:24,924 --> 00:31:31,806 Thank you, God, for this food and the company, and... 602 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:39,105 oceans and napkins 603 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:42,312 and shoes and life. 604 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,147 Yeah, that about covers it, Doctor. 605 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:46,190 - Thank you. Amen. - [LINDA CLEARS THROAT] 606 00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:47,901 That was beautiful, Linda. 607 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:48,906 Thank you. 608 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,112 I just thanked God for napkins. 609 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,406 - It was so much better than I would have done. - Okay. 610 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:54,411 Well. 611 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,121 Let's dig in. 612 00:31:59,208 --> 00:32:01,252 [MICHAEL SIGHS] 613 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,755 Well, isn't this great? 614 00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,799 Wonderful meal with family. 615 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:13,222 [CHUCKLES] 616 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:41,751 Oh, my God. 617 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,749 [SIGHS] I mean, you. 618 00:32:44,754 --> 00:32:46,376 - I mean... - [GOD AND LINDA CHUCKLE] 619 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,753 This is... this is delicious. 620 00:32:48,758 --> 00:32:50,755 - Almost... - Heavenly? 621 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:52,674 - [SIGHS] - [LAUGHING] 622 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,723 All it takes is just the right amount of rosemary. 623 00:32:56,407 --> 00:32:58,367 You know, I have to compliment you, Michael. 624 00:32:58,918 --> 00:33:01,733 At first, I thought you exploiting poor Amenadiel's fears 625 00:33:01,738 --> 00:33:05,061 about Charlie's mortality was just a... a real shit move. 626 00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,192 [CHUCKLES] 627 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:09,899 And impersonating me, ravaging my life, 628 00:33:09,904 --> 00:33:11,651 convincing a friend to shoot me 629 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,612 and kidnapping my girlfriend, downright villainous. 630 00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,823 None of these sound like compliments. 631 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:20,159 I started to wonder, maybe there was an endgame. 632 00:33:20,164 --> 00:33:23,579 You create a mess big enough to bring God himself down, 633 00:33:23,584 --> 00:33:25,331 we all regress in Dad's presence, 634 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,375 noble Amenadiel takes the blame, 635 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,108 rebellious Lucifer runs off in a huff, leaving you... 636 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,219 looking like the perfect son. 637 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,450 But now, I realize it was 638 00:33:36,455 --> 00:33:39,095 just to bring the family together for dinner. 639 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,888 [CHUCKLES] 640 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:41,894 Pass the chicken. 641 00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,964 I know what you're trying to do, 642 00:33:45,969 --> 00:33:48,399 but I'm not gonna let you ruin this, Samael. 643 00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:50,732 Very well, Mi-ka-el. 644 00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,526 - It's "Michael"! - Is it? 645 00:33:53,531 --> 00:33:55,445 I mean, we're twins, after all. 646 00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,114 Fairly certain Dad wanted them to rhyme. Dad? 647 00:33:58,119 --> 00:34:00,246 I did like the sound of that. 648 00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,953 Samael, Mi-ka-el. [CHUCKLES] 649 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:06,961 - But you boys had other ideas. - [AMENADIEL] Hmm. 650 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:10,835 You know, I'm glad you persuaded me to come, brother. 651 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,838 Like you said, it's worth it, even if Dad has been a real ass. 652 00:34:13,843 --> 00:34:16,262 [GULPS, COUGHS] 653 00:34:17,263 --> 00:34:19,577 That's, um... [CHUCKLES] 654 00:34:19,582 --> 00:34:21,976 That's actually not what I said. 655 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:25,183 I was sympathizing with my little brother, Dad, 656 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:27,732 trying to, uh, get him to come to dinner. 657 00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:29,812 It's okay, son. 658 00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,897 Is it? 659 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:32,023 And was he? 660 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:34,133 [CHUCKLES] Now think of what Amenadiel 661 00:34:34,138 --> 00:34:36,068 went through the past couple of years. 662 00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:38,760 All that anguish, thinking he'd fallen from your favor. 663 00:34:38,765 --> 00:34:41,528 He lost his wings, his very sense of self. 664 00:34:41,533 --> 00:34:42,534 Yeah, that's a bit dramatic. 665 00:34:42,538 --> 00:34:47,043 Only to discover that he was doing it all to himself. 666 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,791 Couldn't you have just told us that's how we all work, 667 00:34:49,796 --> 00:34:51,082 instead of letting your favorite son 668 00:34:51,086 --> 00:34:52,794 think he was being brutally punished, 669 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:54,378 that he was a failure? 670 00:34:54,383 --> 00:34:57,131 - Lucy, come on. - [CHUCKLES] No, don't worry, brother. 671 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,304 We're all being tortured. 672 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:02,970 All in the name of our father's mysterious ways. 673 00:35:02,975 --> 00:35:04,430 Ooh! 674 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:06,270 For example, Dad... 675 00:35:07,258 --> 00:35:08,958 are you ever going to tell us 676 00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:12,863 why Hell suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore? 677 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:22,703 I have a good reason. 678 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,576 Oh, it's a good reason. 679 00:35:25,581 --> 00:35:27,036 Well, that explains it. 680 00:35:27,041 --> 00:35:29,330 As always, super clear. Thanks, Pops. 681 00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,666 What are you even complaining about, Lucifer? 682 00:35:31,671 --> 00:35:34,841 You got your own kingdom as a reward for bad behavior. 683 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:41,013 Is that how you see it? 684 00:35:42,223 --> 00:35:44,523 Being forced to torture souls 685 00:35:44,528 --> 00:35:47,888 for hundreds of thousands of years was an "attaboy"? 686 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,768 Sure, I was king of Hell, 687 00:35:50,773 --> 00:35:52,562 but I was still in Hell. 688 00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:55,940 If that's not a poisoned chalice, I don't know what is. 689 00:35:55,945 --> 00:35:58,943 You have no idea what that was like, 690 00:35:58,948 --> 00:36:01,033 how easy you had it. 691 00:36:01,726 --> 00:36:02,780 Easy? 692 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:03,906 [SCOFFS] 693 00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,951 I spent my entire life in the worst kind of Hell there is. 694 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:10,913 - Lucy, Michael, come on. - Oh, what could possibly be worse? 695 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:13,329 Sharing a face with you! 696 00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:18,796 Guess what. 697 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,132 When your twin is the light bringer, 698 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:24,051 turns out you have no choice but to live in the shadows. 699 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:25,786 We were dealt the same hand, 700 00:36:25,790 --> 00:36:28,890 the same face, the same bloody shoulders, 701 00:36:28,895 --> 00:36:30,475 except you had a chip on yours so big 702 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,476 you managed to self-actualize it. 703 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:35,313 Oh, no, no, no, there's nothing wrong with him, don't be fooled! 704 00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:38,649 You have no one to blame but yourself for who you are. 705 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:39,655 Lucy! 706 00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:41,360 Oh, I blame you plenty. 707 00:36:41,365 --> 00:36:44,555 - Michael! - Of course you do, you petty little... 708 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:48,439 - Children! - [THUNDER CRASHING] 709 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,306 [LUCIFER] And there it is. 710 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,563 The Old Testament wrath. 711 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,668 Wasn't sure you still had it in you. 712 00:37:20,988 --> 00:37:24,283 All I wanted was a nice family dinner. 713 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:29,116 But apparently that's too much to ask. 714 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,749 - [SCOFFS] - [THUNDER RUMBLES] 715 00:37:37,296 --> 00:37:41,092 [LINDA LAUGHING] 716 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,556 [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 717 00:37:48,140 --> 00:37:49,140 Chicken. 718 00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:53,057 I get it. 719 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,393 I get it. It's your favorite. 720 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:59,522 That's... that's why everything tastes like chicken. 721 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,487 [LAUGHING] 722 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,443 I'm sorry, I'm just really uncomfortable. 723 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:08,948 No, Linda, we're sorry. That you had to witness something like this. 724 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:11,580 The most dysfunctional family ever. 725 00:38:13,874 --> 00:38:15,376 No. [SIGHS] 726 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:18,087 Actually, it's... 727 00:38:19,922 --> 00:38:22,216 it's wonderfully normal. 728 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:26,053 Well, I mean, except for the rain. 729 00:38:27,614 --> 00:38:28,781 No, it's just... 730 00:38:30,349 --> 00:38:33,936 three sons who want their father's love. 731 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:38,352 And who don't feel like they're getting it. 732 00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,443 I don't want Dad's love. 733 00:38:41,986 --> 00:38:45,865 I just want him to admit to the fact that he's a bad father. 734 00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:48,575 Although... 735 00:38:49,744 --> 00:38:53,409 maybe that's part of the reason he is a bad father. 736 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,561 Well done, Doctor. You're as insightful as ever. 737 00:38:55,566 --> 00:38:58,539 No, that wasn't exactly what I was saying. [SIGHS] As usual... 738 00:38:58,544 --> 00:39:01,047 - You're really being unfair. - Oh, come on, brother. 739 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,503 Would you treat Charlie the same way Dad's treated us? 740 00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:07,428 - Well, I... - Be honest! Please. 741 00:39:13,876 --> 00:39:15,878 I'm sorry, Dad, but I hope not. 742 00:39:17,229 --> 00:39:20,107 And you'd do anything for your son, wouldn't you? 743 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:22,813 I would. 744 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:25,066 [LUCIFER] Michael and I don't agree on much, 745 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,908 but the one thing that we all have in common is you, Dad. 746 00:39:29,934 --> 00:39:31,894 And how much you've screwed us up. 747 00:39:34,422 --> 00:39:36,966 I mean, if all the apples are bad... 748 00:39:38,818 --> 00:39:40,861 maybe it's the tree that's the problem. 749 00:39:41,921 --> 00:39:43,756 I'm sorry you feel that way. 750 00:39:46,509 --> 00:39:48,803 All I ever wanted was to empower you... 751 00:39:50,304 --> 00:39:51,555 all my children, 752 00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,345 to make your own choices. 753 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,764 Is that why you've always been so cryptic? 754 00:39:56,769 --> 00:39:59,850 Oh. Before you answer that cryptically, 755 00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:04,480 I would like to instead ask you one simple question 756 00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:07,608 and get one simple answer. 757 00:40:07,613 --> 00:40:10,069 A confession, if you will. 758 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:12,243 Dad, you don't have to do this. 759 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,665 What's your question, Samael? 760 00:40:24,088 --> 00:40:25,088 Dad... 761 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:28,134 do you love us? 762 00:40:28,759 --> 00:40:30,761 [THUNDER CRASHING] 763 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:41,814 If I have to tell you... 764 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,359 then I really have failed. 765 00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,401 A no, then. 766 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,062 - That's not what he said. - [LUCIFER] He didn't say yes, did he? 767 00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,459 You know what I do when I don't wanna lie, 768 00:40:54,463 --> 00:40:55,514 I don't answer the question. 769 00:40:55,518 --> 00:40:57,479 Picked that up from you, Dad. 770 00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:02,788 [SCOFFS, INHALES DEEPLY] 771 00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:04,670 You know, it's... It's funny. 772 00:41:06,172 --> 00:41:09,074 I thought this moment would give me some catharsis. 773 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:14,388 But instead, it's just made me realize one simple truth. 774 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:18,934 That you will never love us... 775 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,688 because you're incapable of love. 776 00:41:25,024 --> 00:41:27,001 - [HUFFS] - [THUNDER CRASHES] 777 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:29,695 And that's just sad. 778 00:41:32,348 --> 00:41:33,348 For all of us. 779 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,327 [THUNDER RUMBLES] 780 00:41:46,712 --> 00:41:49,089 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 781 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:58,916 - More wine? - [THUNDER CRASHES] 782 00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:09,443 [SIGHS] Hello, ladies. 783 00:42:09,944 --> 00:42:12,947 What exciting new case are we investigating today? 784 00:42:14,306 --> 00:42:15,402 Hole in Juan? 785 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:17,947 I don't understand. Peterson confessed. 786 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,199 Yeah, his confession doesn't add up. 787 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:21,894 Yeah, we found traces of ZX3 788 00:42:21,899 --> 00:42:23,536 in the fuel that burned down the Kingdom. 789 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:27,790 Oh! So whoever burned down the Kingdom used gas from Hole in Juan. 790 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:30,751 Yeah, but Peterson told us he saw his son get gas from the shed. 791 00:42:30,756 --> 00:42:34,088 So he lied. Fathers do that. [CHUCKLES] 792 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,966 Well, we pulled surveillance footage from the day before Chris died. 793 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,425 [ELLA] There's Chris. 794 00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:41,011 I mean, he does look like he's applying for a job. 795 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:44,723 - It tracks with what we know. - Yeah, but something doesn't track. 796 00:42:44,728 --> 00:42:47,526 That looks like his girlfriend Betty. 797 00:42:47,531 --> 00:42:49,570 And she told us she didn't know anything about it. 798 00:42:49,575 --> 00:42:51,947 Looks like Peterson wasn't the only one lying. 799 00:42:51,952 --> 00:42:54,717 Right. We need to bring Betty in, see what she's hiding. 800 00:42:54,722 --> 00:42:56,719 - We have to get Peterson back... - Hey, guys. 801 00:42:56,724 --> 00:42:58,529 - [CHLOE] Yeah. - Peterson's running. 802 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,573 - [CHLOE] What? - He bailed on house arrest. 803 00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,493 His ankle bracelet pinged in downtown traffic. 804 00:43:02,498 --> 00:43:04,019 It looks like he's headed to Union Station. 805 00:43:04,023 --> 00:43:05,468 If he's innocent, why is he running? 806 00:43:05,473 --> 00:43:07,863 Well, let's go and find out, shall we? 807 00:43:16,644 --> 00:43:17,644 So... 808 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:22,808 - Charlie. - Hmm. 809 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:26,312 He's, um... 810 00:43:28,939 --> 00:43:30,983 He's mortal, isn't he? 811 00:43:32,484 --> 00:43:33,485 It appears so. 812 00:43:35,846 --> 00:43:38,240 So he'll suffer like all humans, Dad. 813 00:43:41,310 --> 00:43:42,970 Get sick. 814 00:43:45,914 --> 00:43:46,914 Grow old. 815 00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:52,333 Die. 816 00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,715 That would follow from the fact that he's mortal. 817 00:44:00,554 --> 00:44:01,800 Take me instead. 818 00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,265 - Excuse me? - I said... 819 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:06,639 take me instead. 820 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,021 Make Charlie an angel. I'll become human. 821 00:44:11,615 --> 00:44:12,900 Please, Father. 822 00:44:15,611 --> 00:44:17,571 Let me switch places with my son. 823 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:20,783 You'd do anything for your son. 824 00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,034 Yes, anything. 825 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:24,828 [SIGHS] 826 00:44:25,663 --> 00:44:28,160 If only fatherhood was ever that easy. 827 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:31,038 - [SCOFFS] - [DOOR OPENS] 828 00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:33,791 [MICHAEL] Good morning, brother. Good morning, Father. 829 00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:36,674 Are you ready to go home? 830 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:38,688 Are you ready? 831 00:44:38,693 --> 00:44:42,024 [CHUCKLES] Well, I mean, I think it's time. 832 00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:44,556 Good. Then you should go. 833 00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:47,976 I've decided to stay here a little bit longer. 834 00:44:48,877 --> 00:44:49,890 You have? 835 00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:52,067 Then I will stay with you. 836 00:44:52,072 --> 00:44:54,200 I don't think that would be a good idea. 837 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:56,772 What... 838 00:44:56,777 --> 00:44:58,273 what are you saying, Father? 839 00:44:58,278 --> 00:44:59,278 Michael... 840 00:45:00,739 --> 00:45:02,616 you're no longer welcome on Earth. 841 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:08,409 [GASPS, HUFFS] 842 00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:09,518 You're banishing him? 843 00:45:09,523 --> 00:45:11,183 If you insist on putting it that way. 844 00:45:11,188 --> 00:45:12,928 But I... I don't understand. 845 00:45:12,933 --> 00:45:15,113 Why am I the one being punished? 846 00:45:15,738 --> 00:45:16,780 You're not. 847 00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:18,549 [HUFFS] 848 00:45:26,014 --> 00:45:28,095 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 849 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,100 You see? 850 00:45:30,085 --> 00:45:31,085 Never easy. 851 00:45:34,615 --> 00:45:36,033 You have a futon, right? 852 00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,038 [LUCIFER] There he is. 853 00:46:07,055 --> 00:46:09,344 - There he is. There, there! - [CHLOE] Oh. 854 00:46:09,349 --> 00:46:11,435 - [LUCIFER] Excuse me. - [CHLOE] Excuse us! 855 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,021 [LUCIFER] Excuse me. 856 00:46:15,773 --> 00:46:18,025 - Excuse me! Sorry, sorry. - [CHLOE] Excuse us. 857 00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:22,733 [SIGHS] He must have seen us. 858 00:46:22,738 --> 00:46:25,699 [SHOUTING] 859 00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:29,161 LAPD. Put down the gun! 860 00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,414 [WHIMPERING] 861 00:46:35,125 --> 00:46:37,856 You weren't running from us. You were chasing her. 862 00:46:37,861 --> 00:46:38,951 Why? 863 00:46:38,956 --> 00:46:40,246 She killed my son. 864 00:46:40,251 --> 00:46:42,716 But you said you killed your son. Make your mind up. 865 00:46:42,721 --> 00:46:44,046 I would never. 866 00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,970 I confessed because I thought one of my children had done it. 867 00:46:47,454 --> 00:46:48,842 I'd already lost one. 868 00:46:48,847 --> 00:46:51,929 I couldn't bear to lose another. 869 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:53,714 [SCOFFS] So you were willing 870 00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:56,139 to sacrifice yourself for your own children? 871 00:46:56,144 --> 00:46:58,413 Of course. That's what fatherhood is. 872 00:46:59,566 --> 00:47:01,995 You see, when I made bail, 873 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,990 I talked to all my kids, and I realized 874 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,860 that none of them had done it. 875 00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:08,595 So then when I went to Betty 876 00:47:08,599 --> 00:47:10,614 to talk to her, to see how she was doing... 877 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:12,115 [PANTING] 878 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,623 ... and found she was skipping town, 879 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:18,322 then suddenly, it all came into place. 880 00:47:18,327 --> 00:47:21,408 All I wanted to do was burn that toxic place down. 881 00:47:21,413 --> 00:47:25,092 Everything that was broken in him was because of it, because of you! 882 00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,219 He needed to get away. 883 00:47:30,330 --> 00:47:33,620 So you stole gas from Hole in Juan, 884 00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,003 and you tried to burn the place down? 885 00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:38,438 But Chris caught you, didn't he? 886 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:42,776 [SNIFFLES] We... we struggled. 887 00:47:45,195 --> 00:47:47,114 He hit his head on the concrete. 888 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:51,618 Before I could do anything... 889 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,788 the fire was everywhere. 890 00:47:56,540 --> 00:47:59,585 It burned so fast. [SHUDDERS] 891 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,337 My poor Chris. 892 00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:07,326 I swear I didn't mean for any of this to happen. [SNIFFLES] 893 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:10,721 I'm sorry. [SOBS] 894 00:48:12,940 --> 00:48:15,934 So my son died... 895 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:18,729 protecting the Kingdom. 896 00:48:20,272 --> 00:48:22,524 Protecting us. 897 00:48:23,358 --> 00:48:26,820 It looks like self-sacrifice runs in the family, eh? 898 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:29,693 Apple, tree... 899 00:48:29,698 --> 00:48:31,700 [HANDCUFFS CLICKING] 900 00:48:35,537 --> 00:48:36,537 Lucifer. 901 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:38,577 Get the gun. 902 00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:39,582 Right. 903 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:41,584 Right. 904 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:48,050 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 905 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,231 What? 906 00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:07,260 What? 907 00:49:08,445 --> 00:49:11,443 I was fully prepared to hunt you down and kick your ass is what. 908 00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:14,034 - [SCOFFS] - In fact, I was looking forward to it. 909 00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,703 - But you're just here. - [EXHALES] 910 00:49:17,996 --> 00:49:19,409 Why aren't you hiding? 911 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:20,414 Want a drink? 912 00:49:21,884 --> 00:49:23,188 No! 913 00:49:23,193 --> 00:49:26,708 What I want is a soul. You promised me one, and I didn't get it. 914 00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:29,753 No, I promised you an audience with my father, 915 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:32,135 the one being who could give you a soul. 916 00:49:32,761 --> 00:49:33,761 That's all. 917 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,469 [SIGHS] 918 00:49:37,474 --> 00:49:40,060 [SCOFFS] Frustrating, isn't he? 919 00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:44,698 What annoyingly arbitrary and inscrutable answer did he give you? 920 00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,445 That I'm perfect. 921 00:49:51,238 --> 00:49:52,901 Just the way I am. 922 00:49:52,906 --> 00:49:54,366 Ugh. 923 00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:58,203 [SIGHS] 924 00:50:00,163 --> 00:50:01,957 You wanted me to find you. 925 00:50:02,624 --> 00:50:03,637 Why? 926 00:50:03,642 --> 00:50:06,039 Because I'm leaving town. 927 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:09,131 And? You wanted to say goodbye? 928 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:13,505 I guess out of all the wretched beings I've met, 929 00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:16,054 I don't entirely hate you. 930 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:20,012 And for what it's worth, Mazikeen, 931 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:22,269 I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted. 932 00:50:25,063 --> 00:50:27,941 [SIGHS] I'm sorry you didn't either. 933 00:50:29,401 --> 00:50:30,610 Doesn't mean I won't. 934 00:50:32,721 --> 00:50:33,722 What does that mean? 935 00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:36,533 That it ain't over till it's over. 936 00:50:41,688 --> 00:50:43,698 - For either of us. - [WHOOSHING] 937 00:50:51,923 --> 00:50:53,675 [SIGHS] 938 00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:56,970 [SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING] 939 00:51:12,886 --> 00:51:13,886 Hey. 940 00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:15,805 Hello. 941 00:51:16,406 --> 00:51:19,863 Do you remember when I said that it might be useful 942 00:51:19,868 --> 00:51:24,581 to draw a parallel between your emotions and the case? 943 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:26,495 Yes. 944 00:51:26,500 --> 00:51:27,621 So it turns out 945 00:51:27,626 --> 00:51:31,126 our killer was an overbearing girlfriend 946 00:51:31,131 --> 00:51:32,793 trying to change her boyfriend 947 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:36,113 because he couldn't deal with his family issues. 948 00:51:36,118 --> 00:51:38,548 So, you know, no parallel. 949 00:51:38,553 --> 00:51:39,557 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 950 00:51:39,562 --> 00:51:40,642 Whatsoever. 951 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:42,177 I think I was wrong. 952 00:51:42,182 --> 00:51:44,054 [SIGHS] Apparently so. 953 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:45,268 [CHUCKLES] 954 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,644 Lucifer, I'm so sorry. 955 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:53,847 You know, I was supposed to give you space 956 00:51:53,852 --> 00:51:56,024 so that you could deal with your issues and... 957 00:51:56,029 --> 00:51:57,526 I didn't really help there, did I? 958 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:03,198 No, but then I ended up using the case to rush you anyhow. 959 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:06,373 Detective, you have been nothing but wonderful. 960 00:52:09,626 --> 00:52:11,878 And you... 961 00:52:13,004 --> 00:52:14,209 [SIGHS] 962 00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:16,858 ... you deserve to hear those three words back. 963 00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,197 But the truth is... 964 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,521 I'll never be able to say them to you. 965 00:52:31,815 --> 00:52:33,525 I've realized that... 966 00:52:35,235 --> 00:52:37,404 I am my father's son. 967 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:41,508 And as depressing as that is, it explains... 968 00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:43,742 so much. 969 00:52:45,353 --> 00:52:47,272 But it also means... 970 00:52:49,332 --> 00:52:50,750 like him, I... 971 00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,463 I am incapable of love. 972 00:52:57,841 --> 00:52:59,171 Lucifer, I know you. 973 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:01,553 You do. You know I always tell the truth. 974 00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:07,893 [SOFTLY] Chloe, I am so sorry. 975 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:12,105 But if I ever said those three words to you... 976 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,104 it would be a lie. 977 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,940 ♪ Nobody, nobody ♪ 978 00:53:18,945 --> 00:53:22,157 ♪ Nobody, nobody... ♪ 979 00:53:24,075 --> 00:53:25,452 [LUCIFER SIGHS] 980 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:33,500 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com -