1 00:00:02,269 --> 00:00:04,306 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:49,918 --> 00:00:52,056 MAN: (ON RADIO) They won't... Ripped By mstoll 3 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:54,826 She won't stop, you know? 4 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:55,923 Day after... 5 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,101 I was a maker. 6 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:02,435 I'm gonna do it tonight... when she's sleeping. 7 00:01:04,097 --> 00:01:05,701 But I'm scared-- (TURNS OFF RADIO) 8 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:09,369 (MUFFLED SCREAM) 9 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,797 (PANTING) 10 00:01:54,982 --> 00:01:56,052 (GROANS) 11 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,086 (WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING) 12 00:02:35,188 --> 00:02:36,633 (WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 13 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,838 PEARL: She said that I gotta make a meatloaf. 14 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,498 I said we'd bring Jell-O salad, 15 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:47,272 but Kitty said meatloaf, so... 16 00:02:47,334 --> 00:02:48,836 Hon? 17 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,506 So... What's that, hon? (swans) 18 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,812 I said it's Gordo's birthday tonight. 19 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:58,345 We're supposed to be at your brother's at 4:00 with meatloaf. 20 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:02,325 It sounds different today, don't you think? 21 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:03,656 Like, angry? 22 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,561 I'm washing towels. It's a towel sound. 23 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,188 Oh. 24 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,637 Kitty said they just got one of those fancy European all-in-ones. 25 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,538 Says it washes and dries. One machine. 26 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:18,371 Can you believe that? 27 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,035 Bet that set them back a penny. 28 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:21,578 He can afford it, your brother. 29 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,147 Kitty said he just got a big promotion 30 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:26,184 after only working there a year. 31 00:03:26,239 --> 00:03:27,547 Kitty said they also got one of those fancy new 32 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,554 surround sound systems. 33 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,555 Guess I married the wrong Nygaard. (LAUGHS) 34 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,055 oh. (LAUGHS) 35 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,760 That's what I said. We had a good laugh. 36 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,991 Well, it's just slow now at the shop. 37 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:46,166 Hon... that's what you always say. "Slow." 38 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:54,373 Well... 39 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,345 better get back to it. 40 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,709 (LESTER SIGHS) 41 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,415 You make your own wins. 42 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,752 That's what Kitty said Chaz told her. 43 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,418 Salesmen make their own wins. 44 00:04:09,516 --> 00:04:13,089 You gotta try harder, hon. Smile, for Pete's sake. 45 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,529 Maybe wear a nicer tie. 46 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,529 You gave me this tie. 47 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:18,899 Well, if you were a better salesman, 48 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,905 I'd have bought you a nicer tie. (LAUGHS) 49 00:04:23,230 --> 00:04:25,039 At least take a look. 50 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,238 I keep thinking maybe it's the settings. 51 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,114 Kitty says Chaz 52 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:32,979 fixes things around the house all the time. 53 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:36,282 Says he took the toaster apart over the weekend. 54 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:40,256 Now it's good as new. Browns to beat the band. 55 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:41,955 (WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING) 56 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,102 LESTER: So that's... 57 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,345 Like I said, there's two kinds of policies you should be thinking about. 58 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,937 You got your Whole Life 59 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,347 and your Whole Life Plus which covers 60 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,214 the same benefits of Whole Life 61 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:44,312 plus a heck of a lot more. 62 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,857 Well, we just came in to get Charlene on my health care. 63 00:05:46,947 --> 00:05:48,620 On account I'm having a baby. 64 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,683 Yeah. 65 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:50,853 A boy, we're hoping. 66 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:52,157 Or a little girl. 67 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:54,358 I'd just about hug the pants off a little girl. 68 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:58,669 Yeah? Well, uh... 69 00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,864 Even more... Yeah. 70 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,373 All the more reason to... 71 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,307 Because what happens... what happens 72 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,869 if you have an accident at your job? 73 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:10,209 I work at the library. 74 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:11,247 LESTER: Okay. 75 00:06:11,338 --> 00:06:15,377 What happens if you have a car crash and go out the windshield... 76 00:06:15,475 --> 00:06:19,355 or... or... or say you're up a ladder cleaning out the gutters 77 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:22,052 and you fall off the dam thing and break your neck? 78 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,890 These things happen every day. 79 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:28,523 And people fall asleep smoking in bed. 80 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:30,226 They burn to death. 81 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:31,358 What... what I'm saying is 82 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,997 the morgue is full of guys thought they didn't need life insurance. 83 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:39,375 For peace of mind, I'm saying, to know that your little boy... 84 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:40,410 Or girl. 85 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,845 Right. ...or little girl is taken care of. 86 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,749 We're supposed to be at my mom's by 4:00. 87 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,946 Yeah, so we're gonna... 88 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,852 Oh, okay. 89 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:55,883 Well, at least let me give you a brochure or I got these pens. 90 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,691 I got these nifty pens... Look at that, huh? 91 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,096 ...with most of the colors. 92 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:04,634 Okay, well, if you change your mind, then give me a... 93 00:07:07,627 --> 00:07:08,628 Oh, heck. 94 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,451 Will you look at that? 95 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:24,715 What is it, Dad? 96 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,655 Yeah, Dad. What is it? 97 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,282 Hey, Sam. 98 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,724 That there, boys, is a black man. 99 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,561 He don't... he don't look black, Dad. 100 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,602 Yeah, Dad, he don't look black. More like a big pumpkin. 101 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,001 Yeah! Yeah, like a big, stupid pumpkin. 102 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:42,300 Lester Niggered. 103 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:48,311 Now, come on, Sam, it's Nygaard... just like in high school. 104 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,278 You went to high school with a black man, Dad? 105 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,338 Yeah, Dad, did you? 106 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:53,782 Shut up. 107 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,478 How you been, Lester? 108 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:56,679 Yeah, real good. 109 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:57,777 Yeah? Yeah. 110 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:01,656 Me, too. Yeah, trucking company's doing super. 111 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,285 Got rigs all over the Great Lakes. 112 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:06,957 Just bought a summer house up Bear Island. 113 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,658 It's pretty sweet. 114 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,260 (LAUGHS) 115 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:17,801 Hey... you remember the story I told you 116 00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:21,676 of the boy I put in the oil drum and rolled onto the highway? 117 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:22,838 Is that him, Dad? 118 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:23,937 Yeah, Dad, is that him? 119 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:26,675 Oh, you betcha. 120 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:27,774 Betcha. 121 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:34,884 Good old Lester pencil dick. (CLEARS THROAT) 122 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,654 Hey, say, Lester... 123 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,697 what was the name of that girl you went with in high school? 124 00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:41,959 You know, the curvy one. 125 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,365 That's Pearl. Yeah. 126 00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:44,799 Yeah, Pearl. 127 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,498 What a rack on that girl, huh? 128 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,173 Dad's saying she had big titties. 129 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:55,076 Yeah, I know what "rack" means, you fairy- Ow! 130 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,841 Yeah, Dad, ow... 131 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,751 You know, she gave me a tug once. 132 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,811 Homecoming senior year. Had the nice fat hands. 133 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:07,085 Real soft. 134 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:10,389 We're married now. Going on 18 years. 135 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,360 Oh, Dad, that's embarrassing. 136 00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,764 Yeah, Dad, super embarrassing. 137 00:09:15,855 --> 00:09:16,856 Eighteen years, huh? 138 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,266 Yeah. 139 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,201 That's something. 140 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,866 Never knew what she saw in you, really. 141 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:23,907 Well, I... 142 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:26,739 No, I mean, help me out. 143 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,838 Is it your stupid pencil dick or your little rat face? 144 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:35,281 Yeah, well, uh... 145 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,355 I should get back to it. 146 00:09:39,446 --> 00:09:40,857 Come on. 147 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:44,922 Did I ever tell you how I used to beat 148 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:48,192 this little guy up in high school? 149 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,929 I'd write my name on my fist in Sharpie before I'd punch him 150 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,471 so everyone else would know who did it. 151 00:09:54,561 --> 00:09:55,596 That's a good one, Dad. 152 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,606 Yeah, Dad, real good one. 153 00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,937 Remember? 154 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:08,716 Yeah, I... It's... it's a long time ago, but... 155 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,944 (ALL LAUGH) 156 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:15,215 (GRUNTS) 157 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:21,230 What a day. 158 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:23,499 (WOMAN SPEAKING ON PA) 159 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:26,926 Mmm. 160 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,134 (SIGHS) 161 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:38,079 Excuse me, miss? 162 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,446 Do you think... 163 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,680 Will it be much longer? This thing hurts like the dickens. 164 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:43,913 WOMAN: We'll call your name. 165 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,820 Yeah, but I've been here an hour already. 166 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,755 WOMAN: We'll call your name. 167 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,653 (GROANS) 168 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,941 Could I have a sip? 169 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:10,770 Oh. 170 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,309 Heck, take the whole can. 171 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,354 I can't drink the darn thing without a straw. 172 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,164 (SIGHS) 173 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,868 Obliged. Mmm. 174 00:11:42,969 --> 00:11:45,381 What happened to your nose? 175 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,315 It was... 176 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,753 it was just a misunderstanding. 177 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,760 Now was this you misunderstanding the other fella 178 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,988 or him misunderstanding you? 179 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,063 Pardon? 180 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,158 Who misunderstood whom? 181 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,569 No, what I'm saying... 182 00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:10,072 It's... 183 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,701 it's not good to dwell on these things. 184 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,245 Why? 185 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,541 Pardon? 186 00:12:16,603 --> 00:12:18,742 Why is it not good to dwell on these things, 187 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:21,785 especially things that put you in a hospital? 188 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:32,791 Well, I was... I was outnumbered, if you want to know the truth. 189 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,092 Three to one. 190 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,761 Big... big guys, too. Well, one of them. 191 00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:42,533 Other two were just kids but big for their age, you know? 192 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:48,471 If I was any kind of man, I'd have shown that Sam what's what. 193 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,379 Sam? 194 00:13:00,046 --> 00:13:01,150 Hess. 195 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:07,127 The bully in high school and he's a bully now. 196 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,097 So why didn't you... 197 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,602 show him what's what? 198 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:15,901 Well, his... 199 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,307 He had his sons with him and... 200 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:21,845 You let a man beat you in front of his children 201 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:22,935 to send them a message? 202 00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,640 No, that's not... 203 00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:28,679 Heck. 204 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:31,654 Just... heck. 205 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:37,094 In my experience, if you let a man break your nose, 206 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:40,256 the next time, he tries to break your spine. 207 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,197 Sam? No way. Mmm-mmm. 208 00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,098 I mean, I don't think. 209 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:50,631 It just... I guess I embarrassed him in front of his boys. 210 00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,472 You embarrassed him? Yeah, by... 211 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:58,380 He was telling me about a time where he and my wife, they were... 212 00:13:58,471 --> 00:13:59,950 But he didn't know she was my wife 213 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,509 is the thing and when I told him... 214 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,554 This man slept with your wife and 215 00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,715 you're worried about embarrassing him? 216 00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,487 Not slept. No, they didn't... 217 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,689 He said it was just... 218 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,391 She has soft hands, see, and I guess... 219 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,365 No, mister, we're not friends. 220 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,835 I mean maybe we will be someday. 221 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:23,738 But I gotta say, if that were me in your position... 222 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:28,310 I would have killed that man. 223 00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,238 (SIGHS) 224 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:36,711 Well, now... 225 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,517 Come on. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) 226 00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:48,524 You said he bullied you in high school, right? 227 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,862 Four years. 228 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:55,930 Gave me an ulcer. 229 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,098 You know what, one time, 230 00:14:57,196 --> 00:15:00,575 he put me in an oil barrel and rolled me in the road. 231 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,407 Seriously? 232 00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:11,213 And now he tells you that he had relations with your wife. 233 00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:15,521 He bullies you again in front of his children. 234 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,085 This is a man who doesn't deserve to draw breath. 235 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:24,094 Yeah, okay, but... 236 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,191 Here's the thing... 237 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,431 No, that is the thing. 238 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,972 Well, heck! 239 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:33,937 I mean, okay... okay, 240 00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:37,276 but... what am I supposed to do? 241 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,318 Heck, you're so sure about it. Maybe you should just kill him for me. 242 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,719 You're asking me to kill this man. 243 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,627 No, that was... I was joking. 244 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,960 Mr. Nygaard? 245 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:59,161 Yeah, that's me. Just one second. 246 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:03,172 We... we... we... we... We're just two fellas talking, right? 247 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,799 We're just blowing off steam? 248 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,673 Sir, it's real busy. 249 00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,905 Like I said, one second. 250 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,811 Sam Hess. 251 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:14,982 No, just... just one second. That is not-- 252 00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,178 Sir! 253 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,445 Just one word. 254 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,752 Yes or no. 255 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,486 Sir, I'm going to give your spot-- 256 00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,754 Yeah! 257 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:26,592 Yeah, I'm coming, for Pete's sake. 258 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,374 Cold enough for you, Chief? 259 00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:19,711 Supposed to get down to negative 10 later. 260 00:17:19,805 --> 00:17:20,909 Yeah, heard that. 261 00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,413 Don't much like the sound of negative. 262 00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:28,925 Thought I'd strip down to my shorts, work on my tan. 263 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,756 So what's this here then? 264 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,387 Chief, I arrived on the scene at 1300 hours, 265 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,397 found this '93 New Yorker. 266 00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,900 Looks like she fled the road and crashed the fence. 267 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,732 I found a set of footprints leading away from the car. 268 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,897 Thought, possibly, our driver, injured, 269 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,532 you know, got confused, wandered into the woods. 270 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,373 I was just about to investigate. 271 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,913 There's blood here. Hair, too. 272 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,948 Yeah, saw that. 273 00:17:52,038 --> 00:17:56,043 I was thinking maybe a deer, but couldn't find the evidence, so... 274 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:10,932 Here it is. 275 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,932 Son of a gun. 276 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,270 Blood on the steering wheel. 277 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:20,708 Driver could have hit his head. 278 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,109 Or her head. 279 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,549 You check the trunk? 280 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,087 No, sir. 281 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,912 MOLLY: Huh. 282 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,988 So you want to take a look at those footprints then? 283 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,225 Sounds good. 284 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:50,640 How's Ida? 285 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,176 Any day now. 286 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,836 You got a name picked out? (LAUGHS) 287 00:18:55,935 --> 00:19:00,748 Can't get that woman to decide what color to paint the nursery. 288 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,786 Can't believe I missed that deer in the trunk. 289 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,822 Don't take it hard. 290 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,014 Been doing this a long time. 291 00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:10,527 Never checked for a deer in the trunk or any wildlife. 292 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,493 Chief. 293 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:27,634 Hiya, hon. 294 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,770 IDA: In the kitchen. 295 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,521 Something smells good. 296 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,720 Your boy wanted a hamburger. 297 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:47,991 Sounds like my boy. (CHUCKLES) 298 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,552 Molly found a wreck out on 71. 299 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:09,984 How's she doing? 300 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,044 Molly? Yeah, good. 301 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,555 I always liked her. 302 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,750 Yeah, she's a peach. 303 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:19,887 Anyhoo, looks like the driver tried to head out on foot. 304 00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,760 He got lost and froze to death in the woods. 305 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:23,891 Oh, my. Yeah. 306 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,198 Funny thing is, the fellow was just wearing underpants. 307 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,363 That so? 308 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,497 Yeah. 309 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:32,406 No ID, nothing. Hmm. 310 00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:34,500 Couldn't find his clothes anywhere. 311 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,014 Maybe he ate 'em. 312 00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,005 Hmm. 313 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,526 I was thinking maybe blue for the nursery. 314 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,258 Yeah? Hmm. 315 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:57,197 Earlier, I was thinking maybe blue. 316 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,360 Then I changed my mind. 317 00:20:58,424 --> 00:20:59,732 Blue's nice. 318 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,637 Maybe green. 319 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:08,269 Well... I'm ready to get painting. 320 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,608 Soon as you decide. 321 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,047 You're a good man, Vern Thurman. 322 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,211 My sister was crazy telling me not to marry you. 323 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,088 Your sister is crazy. 324 00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:22,548 Hmm. 325 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,308 Dad said we could take turns. 326 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,638 Yeah? 327 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,737 Dad said that he also thinks you've got a potato brain. 328 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,113 So-- Hey! 329 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:47,506 (BOTH GRUNTING) 330 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,258 You're doing it wrong. 331 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,320 You need to press your forearm into the back of his neck, 332 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,922 grab your elbow with the other hand to choke him right out. 333 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,996 What do you want, mister? 334 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,798 Yeah, mister, what do you want? 335 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,938 Sign outside says Hess & Sons. 336 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,971 Which one's the older boy? Me. 337 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,846 Mickey. 338 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,512 So... that leaves me in charge when Dad is gone. 339 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:24,883 Are not! Mom said... 340 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:27,116 MICKEY: Mom has nothing to do with it, sister! 341 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,283 Hey! 342 00:22:30,316 --> 00:22:32,990 Help you with something? 343 00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,129 Sam Hess? 344 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:37,830 Who wants to know? 345 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:45,965 Me. 346 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:49,740 Only two reasons to come to my shop, friend. 347 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,714 Either you need a truck or you drive a truck, huh? 348 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,081 You a truck driver? 349 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,383 I was just talking to your boys. 350 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,479 I think the younger one's a little dim. 351 00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:02,648 (CHUCKLES) 352 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:05,861 What did you say? 353 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,762 His IQ seems low, I'm saying. 354 00:23:08,854 --> 00:23:10,197 Have you had him tested? 355 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,728 Hit him, Dad. 356 00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:14,168 Yeah, Dad, hit him. 357 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,828 (MAN CLEARING THROAT) 358 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,042 I'm gonna restrain myself. 359 00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:27,778 You know, on account of you got an obvious head injury 360 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:30,183 and not beat you to death with a tire iron. 361 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:34,588 But I'm gonna ask you again. What the heck do you want? 362 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,184 I just wanted to have a look at you. 363 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,563 Okay, that'll do it. 364 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:58,605 PEARL: How does a grown man fall over his own feet? 365 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,275 LESTER: it was ice. I slipped on ice. 366 00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:02,443 We should have canceled. 367 00:24:02,541 --> 00:24:04,578 Oh, don't be a baby. 368 00:24:04,643 --> 00:24:05,644 (SIGHS) 369 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:11,387 Hi! Hey, we're here. 370 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,664 We're here. Hi. 371 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:26,106 Come on in. Chaz is working the ham. 372 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,747 Took the whole team down to Duluth Tuesday. 373 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,183 Big spread at the Marriot. 374 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,776 I've always wanted to stay there. 375 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,116 Yeah, it's real sweet. 376 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:42,148 King-sized bed, view of the lake, you name it. 377 00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:44,249 Boss took me out for dinner. Just the two of them. 378 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:45,954 Steak big as a catcher's mitt. 379 00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,465 Said, "Chaz, you're going places in this world." 380 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,592 Gave him a raise and a corner office. 381 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:53,637 Yeah. Hear that, Lester? 382 00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:55,000 A corner office. 383 00:24:55,094 --> 00:24:56,664 Yeah, real good. 384 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,469 And him, your younger brother. 385 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,009 Yeah, I said I heard. 386 00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:02,602 Vice-president, sales, Midwest region. 387 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,375 Bought the surround sound to celebrate. 388 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,143 I mean, it's pretty sweet, huh? 389 00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,013 You're gonna have to marry that ham, 390 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,349 you get any more familiar with it. 391 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:12,820 Saw it on Rachael Ray. 392 00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:16,485 She said that massaging breaks the muscle down, 393 00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:17,652 makes the meat juicier. 394 00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:19,118 (LAUGHS) 395 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,788 Lester never wants to try new things. 396 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:23,163 Now, hold on. That's not true. 397 00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,327 We make Gordo try stuff all the time. 398 00:25:26,325 --> 00:25:28,032 Chaz says we have to open his horizons. 399 00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:30,630 Broaden his horizons. 400 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:32,364 It's a big world, you know. 401 00:25:32,464 --> 00:25:36,640 There is more to life than just Minnesota. 402 00:25:39,805 --> 00:25:40,909 Took a real tumble, huh? 403 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,483 There's a spot over by the fire station. 404 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:47,547 It's always icy. 405 00:25:48,847 --> 00:25:50,258 Don't know what the heck I was thinking. 406 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,429 Lester... 407 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:55,554 come out to the garage. 408 00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:57,656 Help me get some more beer. 409 00:25:59,825 --> 00:26:03,170 Took Gordo to a specialist last month. 410 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,370 Think he might have the autism. 411 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:07,502 Yeah? 412 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,943 Won't stop drawing on the walls, 413 00:26:09,034 --> 00:26:12,777 and Kitty, she said she found a Mason jar in his closet. 414 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:15,408 I guess that he pees in it at night. 415 00:26:18,844 --> 00:26:20,517 What's that about? 416 00:26:23,248 --> 00:26:26,752 Hey... you want to see something cool? 417 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:29,196 All right. 418 00:26:34,226 --> 00:26:35,261 (WHISTLES) 419 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,533 Sweet! Yeah, not those. 420 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,277 Gee. What...what is that? 421 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:47,112 That there... is your M249 SAW light machine gun, 422 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,880 sometimes referred to as "The Piglet." 423 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:52,651 Are you allowed... Can you even have that? 424 00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:53,779 Is it legal? 425 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,415 Technically, no way, 426 00:26:55,481 --> 00:26:58,655 but I got a buddy who works supply over at Camp Ripley. 427 00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,820 And, heck, I'm an American. 428 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:01,454 I Pay my taxes. 429 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:03,055 (BOTH LAUGH) 430 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,590 You want to take a look? 431 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:10,129 It's gas-operated, air-cooled, shoots 725 rounds per minute. 432 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,334 Okay. 433 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:16,739 Jeez. 434 00:27:17,503 --> 00:27:19,141 You should have told me it was so heavy. 435 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:22,946 Is it okay? No, Lester, it's not okay! You... 436 00:27:23,942 --> 00:27:25,114 Here. 437 00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:28,522 You broke the darn... 438 00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:30,321 Why are you such a GD screw-up? 439 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:31,485 Hey, now. 440 00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:33,426 Ever since you were... 441 00:27:33,485 --> 00:27:34,486 And now Kitty. 442 00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:37,760 She said she talked to Pearl last week and she's had it... 443 00:27:37,823 --> 00:27:39,029 your wife. 444 00:27:39,124 --> 00:27:42,628 Said you'd been acting plain weird, just moping around. 445 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:44,674 Said she caught you standing in the bathroom 446 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:47,471 with your toothbrush in your hand just looking in the mirror. 447 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:50,776 Said foam was coming out of your mouth like a rabid dog. 448 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:55,683 Come on. That's... not how I may or may not be feeling. 449 00:27:55,774 --> 00:27:57,344 And for your information, 450 00:27:57,442 --> 00:27:59,888 I hadn't had a lot of sleep the night before. 451 00:27:59,978 --> 00:28:01,685 So... so... so, the toothpaste, that was just nothing... 452 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,691 Did you really trip on the ice and break your nose? 453 00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:06,126 Yeah. Yes. 454 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:08,358 I... I told you, outside the fire station. 455 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,364 You know they run the hoses and wash the trucks, 456 00:28:10,455 --> 00:28:13,299 and it gets all slippery and wet. 457 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,838 You know, guys at work, 458 00:28:15,894 --> 00:28:17,874 they talk about how they look up to their brothers... 459 00:28:18,630 --> 00:28:20,132 their older brothers. 460 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,474 Sometimes I tell people you're dead. 461 00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,174 I mean, heck, Lester, you're 40 years old. 462 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:28,809 When are you gonna get your act together? 463 00:28:31,977 --> 00:28:34,321 PEARL: Your own brother? 464 00:28:35,347 --> 00:28:37,384 You didn't have to hit him. 465 00:28:37,482 --> 00:28:40,986 I mean, seriously, what is the matter with you? 466 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,662 Your own brother! 467 00:28:52,831 --> 00:28:55,038 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 468 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,272 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 469 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,208 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 470 00:29:02,274 --> 00:29:05,187 Yeah, it's one more... Yes, one more time. 471 00:29:06,345 --> 00:29:07,722 Before the 17th? 472 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:09,281 Do you need this to look like an accident? 473 00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:13,090 Figure it out and call me back. (TELEPHONE RINGING) 474 00:29:18,690 --> 00:29:19,794 Realty. 475 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:21,029 MALVO: It's me. 476 00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:24,199 St. Paul, your call was expected yesterday. 477 00:29:24,263 --> 00:29:26,140 I got delayed. 478 00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,211 Problems? 479 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:30,144 Car trouble. it's fixed now. 480 00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:32,442 But you finished the assignment? 481 00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:34,244 Of course. 482 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:36,445 And when can they expect you in Duluth? 483 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:38,452 The new client is anxious to begin. 484 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,285 Soon. I took a detour. 485 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,485 And the nature of this detour? 486 00:29:45,284 --> 00:29:48,094 It's personal. Shouldn't be more than a day or two. 487 00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:50,999 I'll let Duluth know. 488 00:29:51,089 --> 00:29:52,796 All right. 489 00:29:55,594 --> 00:29:56,595 (MUSIC PLAYING IN CLUB) 490 00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:21,286 (SAM SIGHS) 491 00:30:23,689 --> 00:30:26,670 Yeah. Oh, yeah, big fella. 492 00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,868 Oh, yeah. 493 00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:32,840 Yeah... that's good. 494 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,103 (SAM CHOKING) (GASPS) 495 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,140 (WHIMPERS) 496 00:30:42,941 --> 00:30:43,942 (SCREAMS) 497 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,544 (TELEPHONE RINGING FAINTLY) 498 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,289 Yeah? Yup? 499 00:30:51,216 --> 00:30:52,217 IDA: Mmm. 500 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:58,493 Yeah? 501 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:02,503 Jeez. Where? 502 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,505 Okay. 503 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:08,203 Pick me up, huh? 504 00:31:12,571 --> 00:31:15,381 Gotta go? Mmm. 505 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:18,011 Homicide. 506 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,851 Molly's coming to get me. 507 00:31:19,911 --> 00:31:22,517 Go back to sleep, hon. 508 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,583 Love you. Love you, too. 509 00:31:29,855 --> 00:31:30,856 (DOOR OPENS) 510 00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:40,533 Thanks. 511 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:41,737 Ida sleeping? 512 00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:42,903 Yep. 513 00:31:47,339 --> 00:31:51,082 What do you want me to write for cause of death? 514 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,622 Put "self-explanatory." 515 00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:55,586 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO) 516 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:58,686 You okay there, Bill? 517 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,058 Oh, yeah. 518 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,961 Threw up a bit ago. 519 00:32:02,053 --> 00:32:04,192 Not in here. I hope. Oh, no... 520 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,759 went out to the parking lot. 521 00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,701 Wife made spaghetti for dinner. 522 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,468 Seemed a shame to barf it up. 523 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:16,140 (SIGHS) I'm okay now... so long as I don't look. 524 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,548 Heck. 525 00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:27,750 That's Sam Hess. 526 00:32:27,813 --> 00:32:29,759 Hess that owns the trucking company? 527 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:33,092 Yeah, with the two boys. Both dumb as a dog's foot. 528 00:32:34,486 --> 00:32:35,794 Hold on. 529 00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,595 Isn't Hess tied to that syndicate of fellas out of Fargo... 530 00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:40,102 gunrunners and such? 531 00:32:40,158 --> 00:32:42,069 So they say. 532 00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:44,232 Never seen the proof. 533 00:32:45,063 --> 00:32:46,599 Well, jeez, you... 534 00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:47,666 I mean, you think this could be, 535 00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:49,905 like, an organized crime thing? 536 00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,413 You know, a hit or the like? 537 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,812 I don't know what I think yet... 538 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,317 except I was warm in bed half an hour ago. 539 00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:08,361 LORRAINE: How many times I got to tell you? 540 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:10,865 You can't just take the sheets off of one bed 541 00:33:10,956 --> 00:33:12,128 and stick 'em on another. 542 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:13,260 It's unsanitary. 543 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:15,999 I shake 'em out first 544 00:33:16,094 --> 00:33:18,506 You don't have the sense God gave a clam, do you? 545 00:33:18,597 --> 00:33:20,338 Go shovel the walk. 546 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:30,110 I need a room. Just you? 547 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:33,346 Pardon? Is it just for you, the room? 548 00:33:33,445 --> 00:33:34,685 What difference does that make? 549 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,383 It's a different rate for two. 550 00:33:36,481 --> 00:33:39,894 And if you got pets, dog, cat, it's an extra 10 bucks. 551 00:33:40,886 --> 00:33:42,365 What if I got a fish? 552 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,525 Excuse me? 553 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,660 Would a fish cost me $10? 554 00:33:47,459 --> 00:33:51,669 Or what if I kept spiders or mice? 555 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:53,209 What if I had bacteria? 556 00:33:53,298 --> 00:33:55,369 Sir, bacteria are not pets. 557 00:33:55,467 --> 00:33:56,707 Could be. 558 00:33:56,801 --> 00:33:59,748 Sir, perhaps you'd be happier in a different motel? 559 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,382 I just want to know the policy. 560 00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:07,650 You see, I'm a student of institutions. 561 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,424 Sir, do you have a pet or not? 562 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:15,231 (LAUGHS) No, it's just me. 563 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,412 Why do you let her talk to you like that? 564 00:34:36,508 --> 00:34:38,419 She's not that bad. 565 00:34:38,510 --> 00:34:41,184 Son, she compared you to a clam. 566 00:34:43,348 --> 00:34:44,850 Well, what should I do? 567 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,897 A guy insulted me once. 568 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:51,093 I pissed in his gas tank. 569 00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,533 Car never drove straight again. 570 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:17,893 LORRAINE: Leroy's Motor Inn. 571 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:19,628 Yes, ma'am. 572 00:35:19,718 --> 00:35:23,165 I'm looking out my window, and there's a young fellow 573 00:35:23,254 --> 00:35:26,963 urinating in the gas tank of a red Cavalier. 574 00:35:27,058 --> 00:35:28,731 Son of a-- 575 00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:33,440 Hey! 576 00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:35,307 You little... 577 00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:37,168 (LORRAINE YELPS) 578 00:35:43,908 --> 00:35:45,182 (INDISTINCT TALK) 579 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,184 Warm you up, hon? 580 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:49,656 Yeah, thanks, Dad. 581 00:35:49,748 --> 00:35:50,749 Looking at? 582 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,317 Murder file. 583 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:54,829 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 584 00:35:54,919 --> 00:35:57,661 Sam Hess got himself killed last night over at the Lucky Penny. 585 00:35:57,756 --> 00:35:59,167 You don't say. 586 00:35:59,257 --> 00:36:00,964 Knife in the head. 587 00:36:02,427 --> 00:36:04,100 You didn't hear that from me. 588 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,845 Hey there, Molly. Lou. 589 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:10,173 Coffee? Sure. 590 00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:11,372 Eggs over medium? 591 00:36:11,469 --> 00:36:12,504 Won't say no. 592 00:36:12,604 --> 00:36:14,345 How's the leg? 593 00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:17,648 Goes from my ass to the ground just like the other. 594 00:36:17,709 --> 00:36:19,313 Thinking of doing some ice fishing this weekend. 595 00:36:19,377 --> 00:36:20,651 Sorry to hear it. 596 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,453 Interested? No, sir. 597 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,960 The only thing I ever caught fishing in winter was a cold. 598 00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:26,384 (CHUCKLES) 599 00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,362 Say, Chief, listen, I been thinking 600 00:36:28,453 --> 00:36:30,455 about that fella in the snow with the underpants. 601 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,195 Mmm-hmm. Something odd about that. 602 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:35,134 You're saying other than the fact he was just wearing panties? 603 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,003 Yeah. See, we know from the wreck that whoever was driving 604 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,633 cracked their head on the steering wheel, right? 605 00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,541 But the fella in the snow... No head injury. 606 00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:42,634 Yeah, so you see-- 607 00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:44,874 That's some good police work there, Deputy. 608 00:36:44,969 --> 00:36:46,676 Oh. Thanks. 609 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:49,184 But if he's not the driver, I guess we gotta ask... 610 00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:52,079 who is he? 611 00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:53,713 Ran his prints, nothing. 612 00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:55,689 Plus, it turns out the car was stolen. 613 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:56,919 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 614 00:36:57,015 --> 00:36:58,153 Yeah, over in Grand Forks. 615 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,720 I called the local PD. I'm just waiting on a callback. 616 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,095 Any thoughts there on Hess? 617 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:08,398 No, not as such. 618 00:37:08,493 --> 00:37:11,565 The, um... lady that Hess was with 619 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,165 didn't get a good look at the fella who killed him 620 00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:14,904 on account of all the blood in her eyes, but... 621 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,910 you know, we're checking the knife for prints. 622 00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,106 Also, Bill's going around to local stores 623 00:37:19,204 --> 00:37:22,208 to see if maybe the knife was bought here in Bemidji. 624 00:37:24,609 --> 00:37:26,589 You'll make a good chief one day. 625 00:37:26,678 --> 00:37:29,056 Me? 626 00:37:29,114 --> 00:37:31,526 What about Bill? He's got seniority. 627 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:35,224 Bill cleans his gun with bubble bath. 628 00:37:35,286 --> 00:37:36,594 No, it'll be you... 629 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:38,634 if you want. 630 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:49,443 MAN: When you talk to the police, just keep it simple. 631 00:37:49,534 --> 00:37:51,605 Thanks but no thanks, in other words. 632 00:37:51,703 --> 00:37:53,114 I've already talked to Fargo, 633 00:37:53,204 --> 00:37:54,774 and they want to deal with this themselves. 634 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,951 They're sending guys. 635 00:37:57,041 --> 00:37:58,577 Deal with what? 636 00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:01,419 He was in a whorehouse. 637 00:38:01,479 --> 00:38:02,890 I'm glad he's dead. 638 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,483 Ma, don't talk like that. 639 00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:06,653 Yeah, Ma, don't talk like that. 640 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,662 (SCOFFS) Makes me live in the North Pole, 641 00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:11,256 and then he's got the nerve to... 642 00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,632 I'm not kidding. 643 00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,966 I'm gonna sing at his funeral. 644 00:38:17,495 --> 00:38:18,496 Mmm-hmm. 645 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,331 (SINGING) 646 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:23,234 (CRYING) 647 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:29,407 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 648 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,823 Mr. Mickey, you have a phone call. 649 00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:40,094 She said me, you doofus. 650 00:38:40,952 --> 00:38:42,659 Can I come? No. 651 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:45,758 Jeez! Just stay here with Ma. 652 00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,868 Hello. MALVO: Mickey? 653 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:54,171 Louis Grossman, your dad's estate attorney. 654 00:38:54,265 --> 00:38:55,266 First of all... 655 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:59,143 I'd like to say how sorry I am for your loss. 656 00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:00,877 Okay. 657 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,213 Next thing is... 658 00:39:03,308 --> 00:39:06,016 I'm responsible for overseeing the dispersal 659 00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:08,488 of your dad's vast estate. 660 00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:11,553 You mean the money? 661 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:12,787 Right. 662 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:18,858 Money, real estate, holdings, automobiles and... 663 00:39:18,957 --> 00:39:22,029 Well, there's no delicate way to put this. 664 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,335 The will was very clear. 665 00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:29,037 Your dad decided to give everything to your younger brother Moe. 666 00:39:29,133 --> 00:39:30,373 Are you kidding? 667 00:39:30,468 --> 00:39:31,742 I know it's hard to hear... 668 00:39:31,836 --> 00:39:35,511 but the will was very specific. 669 00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:39,715 Quote, I leave the entirety of my vast estate 670 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:43,657 to my second-born and favorite son Moe. 671 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,558 That's sweet. 672 00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:49,188 He must have really loved that boy. 673 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:50,892 Anyway, that's it. 674 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:54,232 Once again, I'm sorry for your loss. 675 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:57,272 If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to call me. 676 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:05,570 Well, like I said, Mrs. Hess, we're checking some things on our end, 677 00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:07,081 but if there's anything you could tell us 678 00:40:07,171 --> 00:40:08,445 about your husband's business... 679 00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:10,212 I appreciate the visit, Chief, 680 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:13,222 but Mrs. Hess had no kind of involvement with Sam's business. 681 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:15,258 Frankly, she's mystified. 682 00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:18,122 Her husband being a pillar of the community and all. 683 00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,251 I mean, heck, 684 00:40:19,350 --> 00:40:22,194 voted Bemidji Businessman of the Year, 1996 and '98. 685 00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:23,527 Who... who was it? 686 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,760 I'll tell you there. 687 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:26,358 MAN: Yeah. 688 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,597 VERN: Like I said, it's a puzzler. 689 00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:30,570 'Course, we both know some of your boys 690 00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:32,437 have had run-ins with the law in the past. 691 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:34,601 Stolen merchandise charges and the like. 692 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:36,975 And, you know, the Staties had that case 693 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,479 as to maybe your outfit's got ties 694 00:40:38,569 --> 00:40:41,812 to that crime syndicate out of Fargo. 695 00:40:41,906 --> 00:40:44,284 You're gonna stand here... Let me get this straight. 696 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,445 You're gonna stand here 697 00:40:45,543 --> 00:40:48,251 and call the victim a criminal in front of his wife, his kids? 698 00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:50,293 Well, now, no lane's calling anyone a criminal. 699 00:40:50,381 --> 00:40:52,452 Just trying to figure out what happened. Aah! 700 00:40:52,550 --> 00:40:56,054 Chief! 217! 217! 701 00:40:57,555 --> 00:40:58,556 (MOLLY GRUNTING) 702 00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:01,225 (LAUGHS) 703 00:41:06,230 --> 00:41:07,470 (MEN TALKING ON RADIO) 704 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:20,579 What the heck? 705 00:41:28,753 --> 00:41:29,925 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 706 00:41:36,361 --> 00:41:37,431 Heya, Lester. 707 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,872 Hiya, Bo. 708 00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:41,466 Jeez, what happened to your face there? 709 00:41:41,532 --> 00:41:43,341 You know that spot near the fire station? 710 00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:44,504 Where they wash the trucks? 711 00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:45,603 Yep. 712 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:48,708 Slipped on the ice. 713 00:41:48,806 --> 00:41:52,811 Say, Lester, I need you to pull the file on Sam Hess. 714 00:41:53,945 --> 00:41:55,720 On who now? 715 00:41:55,813 --> 00:41:58,851 Sam Hess. You know, owns the truck depot over on Winslow. 716 00:41:58,950 --> 00:42:00,987 You know, big fella. 717 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:02,656 Yeah, well, he's dead. (SIGHS) 718 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,830 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 719 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:07,892 Shame. It's a big policy. 720 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:12,505 Murder, they're saying. Stabbed to death is what I heard. 721 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,244 You okay there, Lester? 722 00:42:17,135 --> 00:42:20,173 Sure. 723 00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:22,479 Sure... You know I went to high school with him? 724 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,541 You don't say. 725 00:42:23,641 --> 00:42:26,053 Well, anyway, I need you to pull the policy on that. 726 00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,488 I have to get on the phone with his wife later. 727 00:43:01,045 --> 00:43:02,046 Uh... 728 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:04,357 Did you... 729 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,696 (EXHALES) Jeez. Did you really kill him? Sam? 730 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,927 Oh, my God. 731 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:13,434 Is Sam dead? 732 00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,963 How do you feel about that? 733 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:19,735 Well, I mean... 734 00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:23,643 of course, it's... you know, a tragedy. 735 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:24,974 Well, why'd you kill him then? 736 00:43:25,069 --> 00:43:26,548 Now hold on a second! 737 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:29,711 I never-- 738 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,947 Well, actually, you did. 739 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:33,613 Remember, yes or no? 740 00:43:33,711 --> 00:43:35,247 I never said yes. 741 00:43:35,313 --> 00:43:36,383 Didn't say no. 742 00:43:37,148 --> 00:43:40,288 No, that won't“ Come on. 743 00:43:40,384 --> 00:43:41,727 That... In a court of law-- 744 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,459 Who said anything about a court of law? 745 00:43:43,554 --> 00:43:44,555 Look, I just mean... 746 00:43:45,656 --> 00:43:47,431 I... Jeez. 747 00:43:49,427 --> 00:43:53,136 And he had a wife, you know, and those boys. 748 00:43:53,231 --> 00:43:55,734 Lester, he put you in a barrel and rolled you on the road. 749 00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:03,310 Your problem is you spent your whole life thinking there are rules. 750 00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:05,614 There aren't 751 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:07,656 We used to be gorillas. 752 00:44:07,745 --> 00:44:10,954 All we had is what we could take and defend. 753 00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:14,121 The truth is you're more of a man today than you were yesterday. 754 00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:17,324 How do you figure? 755 00:44:18,089 --> 00:44:21,593 It's a red tide, Lester, this life of ours. 756 00:44:24,762 --> 00:44:26,833 The shit they make us eat... 757 00:44:28,032 --> 00:44:29,670 day after day, 758 00:44:29,767 --> 00:44:34,113 the boss, the wife, et cetera, wearing us down. 759 00:44:34,172 --> 00:44:36,516 If you don't stand up to it, 760 00:44:36,607 --> 00:44:41,352 let 'em know you're still an ape deep down, where it counts. 761 00:44:41,445 --> 00:44:44,051 You're just gonna get washed away. 762 00:44:56,327 --> 00:44:59,797 Phone call, Chief. It's the wife. 763 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:03,872 Hey, hon. IDA: White. 764 00:45:03,968 --> 00:45:05,538 White, what? 765 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:08,344 I decided we're gonna paint the nursery white. 766 00:45:08,406 --> 00:45:09,476 It's already white. 767 00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:13,352 Well... I want to paint it again. 768 00:45:13,411 --> 00:45:16,358 The baby's room should have a new coat, don't you think? 769 00:45:16,414 --> 00:45:17,916 I do. 770 00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:19,153 Any particular shade? 771 00:45:19,217 --> 00:45:20,719 What do you mean? 772 00:45:20,818 --> 00:45:23,856 Well, you got your bright white, your snow white... 773 00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,332 Eggshell. 774 00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:29,895 Right, there's eggshell. 775 00:45:29,994 --> 00:45:32,167 Oh. I hadn't thought of that. 776 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,231 I'll tell you what. 777 00:45:33,331 --> 00:45:34,332 Why don't I stop by the hardware 778 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,399 and pick up some different shades 779 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:36,534 and we'll figure it out tonight? 780 00:45:36,601 --> 00:45:38,342 We're having a baby, Vern. 781 00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:40,040 That's true. 782 00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:43,017 No, I mean it's finally sinking in. 783 00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:44,075 We're gonna have a baby. 784 00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,917 I can't wait. 785 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:48,684 I'll see you soon. 786 00:45:53,851 --> 00:45:55,262 Is there anything else you need there? 787 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:57,966 Nope, I'm good. 788 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:05,772 MOLLY: (OVER RADIO) Come in, Chief. 789 00:46:05,863 --> 00:46:07,240 This is Vern. Go ahead. 790 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,606 Chief, I'm over at the hospital. 791 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,701 I was checking on the Hess boy and-- 792 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:11,803 How is he? 793 00:46:11,902 --> 00:46:14,974 You know, broken collarbone. Got his bell rung pretty good. 794 00:46:16,140 --> 00:46:17,448 That's a shame. Yeah. 795 00:46:17,541 --> 00:46:20,454 Hey, so I got to talking to Sue Roundtree 796 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:22,922 and I asked her if they had any head injuries lately, 797 00:46:22,980 --> 00:46:25,119 you know, my theory about the driver and the wreck, 798 00:46:25,216 --> 00:46:27,594 and she says they did... yesterday. 799 00:46:27,652 --> 00:46:30,826 Real peculiar fella, she says. Real intense. 800 00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:32,127 And here's where it gets interesting. 801 00:46:32,223 --> 00:46:34,134 'Cause she says the fella with the head injury 802 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,069 was talking to another fella about Sam Hess. 803 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:39,472 Yeah? Yes, sir. 804 00:46:39,563 --> 00:46:41,474 Says the two was thick as thieves. 805 00:46:41,565 --> 00:46:43,476 So suddenly I'm thinking maybe these two cases, 806 00:46:43,567 --> 00:46:44,807 maybe they're connected, huh? 807 00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:47,605 Could be. 808 00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:49,743 She say who the other fella was? 809 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:52,014 Lester Nygaard. 810 00:46:52,109 --> 00:46:53,110 Really? 811 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:54,945 You know him? 812 00:46:55,012 --> 00:46:56,286 Sure, I know Lester. 813 00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,154 Sells insurance over at 80's shop. 814 00:46:59,250 --> 00:47:01,287 Yeah, yeah, I called over and they're closed, 815 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,992 so I was gonna go by Lester's place. 816 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:06,034 No, I know Lester. I'll do it. 817 00:47:06,924 --> 00:47:09,200 You call it a day. Good work. 818 00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:16,033 (CLOCK TICKING) 819 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:27,318 Lester? 820 00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,722 LESTER: In the basement. 821 00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:38,656 (LESTER SIGHS) 822 00:47:40,791 --> 00:47:43,032 Whatcha doing, hon? 823 00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:46,199 I'm... trying to fix the darn thing. 824 00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:49,176 It looks like the motor mount broke. 825 00:47:50,234 --> 00:47:52,043 You sure you know what you're doing? 826 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:54,912 It seems pretty straightforward. 827 00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:57,007 So, you want to give her a try? 828 00:47:57,074 --> 00:47:58,985 There's nothing in it. 829 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,353 For a test, I'm saying. 830 00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:04,982 (CLEARS THROAT) 831 00:48:05,082 --> 00:48:06,083 (MACHINE STARTING) 832 00:48:12,356 --> 00:48:13,357 (CREAKING) 833 00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:15,426 (RUMBLING) 834 00:48:21,499 --> 00:48:22,876 Turn it off. 835 00:48:24,101 --> 00:48:25,603 Turn it off! 836 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,841 (SIGHS) 837 00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,889 You killed it. 838 00:48:41,018 --> 00:48:43,089 You killed my washing machine. No, I was-- 839 00:48:43,187 --> 00:48:46,600 It was the... the tide, you know? 840 00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:50,433 I was standing up to the-- I was... 841 00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:52,405 I was being a man. 842 00:48:52,630 --> 00:48:53,631 (SCOFFS) 843 00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:55,608 But you're not a man, Lester. 844 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:57,740 You're not even half a man. 845 00:48:58,869 --> 00:49:01,543 Honestly, I don't know what got into me marrying you. 846 00:49:02,406 --> 00:49:04,283 My mom said, "Don't do it, Pearl." 847 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:07,822 She said, "He's the kind of boy that loses all the time. 848 00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:11,382 "And you know what those boys grow up to be, don't you? Losers." 849 00:49:13,050 --> 00:49:14,222 Take that back. 850 00:49:15,219 --> 00:49:17,563 Or what? What are you gonna do? 851 00:49:18,789 --> 00:49:21,133 You can't even face me when we're having sex. 852 00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:22,169 Now, hold on! 853 00:49:22,259 --> 00:49:24,170 That is you not facing me! 854 00:49:24,261 --> 00:49:26,502 That's so I can picture a real man. 855 00:49:26,597 --> 00:49:27,598 Oh! 856 00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:34,677 You take that back. 857 00:49:34,772 --> 00:49:37,810 Or what? What are you gonna do? 858 00:49:38,909 --> 00:49:39,910 On. (LAUGHS) 859 00:49:40,177 --> 00:49:41,485 You gonna hit me? 860 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:43,314 That's a-- 861 00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:48,953 Oh. 862 00:49:51,522 --> 00:49:52,523 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 863 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:54,992 (GRUNTS) 864 00:49:58,596 --> 00:49:59,597 Oh, jeez. 865 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:07,013 Oh, jeez. Oh, jeez. Oh, God, I'm sorry. 866 00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:11,842 (CRYING) 867 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:16,818 Oh, God. 868 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,126 Oh, God. 869 00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:11,101 (EXHALES) 870 00:51:15,339 --> 00:51:17,080 Yeah, it's me. 871 00:51:17,174 --> 00:51:19,279 You gotta help me out. I've done something bad. 872 00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:20,753 LORRAINE: Leroy's Motor Inn. 873 00:51:20,844 --> 00:51:24,519 Hi. Can... can I have Room 23 please? 874 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:31,099 MALVO): Yeah? Yeah. 875 00:51:31,188 --> 00:51:34,761 Yeah, it's... it's... it's me. It's Lester. 876 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:37,099 She's... My wife... my wife, she's... 877 00:51:37,194 --> 00:51:38,468 Oh, hell! 878 00:51:39,863 --> 00:51:42,605 Look, I think I... 879 00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:45,203 She's in the basement dead and... 880 00:51:45,269 --> 00:51:49,376 Look, I'm freaking out here. I don't know what to do. 881 00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,613 Lester, have you been a bad boy? 882 00:51:53,577 --> 00:51:55,113 Jeez. 883 00:51:55,212 --> 00:51:59,251 Yeah, I took the hammer and... 884 00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:04,459 Look, can you come over? I'm on Willow Creek Drive, number 613. 885 00:52:04,555 --> 00:52:06,728 Please! Please? 886 00:52:09,593 --> 00:52:11,163 Sure, Lester. I'll be right there. 887 00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:13,764 Thank you. Thank you! 888 00:52:16,567 --> 00:52:17,910 Here we go. 889 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:37,597 What did you do? 890 00:52:40,190 --> 00:52:42,295 You killed her! (PANTING) 891 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:49,339 What did you do? 892 00:52:49,433 --> 00:52:50,969 You killed her. 893 00:53:17,227 --> 00:53:19,002 You killed her. 894 00:53:19,963 --> 00:53:20,964 Evening, Lester. 895 00:53:30,908 --> 00:53:34,481 It's supposed to get down to negative to tonight, I hear. 896 00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:39,726 Is Pearl home? No. 897 00:53:39,817 --> 00:53:42,229 No, she's at my brother's. 898 00:53:42,319 --> 00:53:43,423 Okay, then. 899 00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:45,929 How's the nose? 900 00:53:46,023 --> 00:53:47,730 This... 901 00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:50,032 It hurts. 902 00:53:50,094 --> 00:53:51,573 How'd it happen, anyway? 903 00:53:51,662 --> 00:53:53,232 Slipped, over by the fire station. 904 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:56,105 You go to the hospital? 905 00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:57,543 Yeah, they set it. 906 00:53:57,601 --> 00:53:59,512 You talk to anyone while you were there? 907 00:54:01,538 --> 00:54:02,710 What do you mean? 908 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,411 Well, the reason I'm here... 909 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:05,680 I'm not sure you heard. 910 00:54:05,743 --> 00:54:08,223 Sam Hess got killed last night at the Lucky Penny. 911 00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:11,020 Nasty business. Yeah. 912 00:54:11,081 --> 00:54:12,287 And, well... 913 00:54:12,382 --> 00:54:15,363 I heard you were talking to another fella about Hess before he died... 914 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:19,234 over at the hospital. 915 00:54:19,289 --> 00:54:20,393 No, I don't think so. 916 00:54:20,457 --> 00:54:23,904 What was his name again... the other fella? 917 00:54:24,128 --> 00:54:25,129 (CLOCK CHIMING) 918 00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,131 (LAUGHS) 919 00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:32,909 You okay, Lester? You seem a bit... seem a bit jumpy. 920 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:35,712 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just, you know... 921 00:54:35,773 --> 00:54:38,879 Pearl is gonna be home soon and... 922 00:54:44,081 --> 00:54:46,891 Lester, listen to me very carefully. 923 00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:49,294 I need you to get down on the ground. 924 00:54:49,386 --> 00:54:50,456 Wait just a second. 925 00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:51,589 Lester, on the ground! 926 00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:52,963 This is not what it looks like. 927 00:54:53,056 --> 00:54:54,501 Now, hold on. Hold on. 928 00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:56,730 Don't... don't go down there. 929 00:54:56,794 --> 00:54:58,467 Don't... There's nothing down-- 930 00:54:58,562 --> 00:55:01,065 That's not- I didn't do nothing. I didn't... I just got home. 931 00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,236 I just got home and... There's nothing down there. 932 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,938 That's not-- I didn't do nothing. 933 00:55:05,002 --> 00:55:06,310 I didn't do nothing! I didn't do nothing! 934 00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:08,747 I just came home. I just came home. 935 00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:12,982 This is Chief Thurman. I'm at 613 Willow Creek Drive. 936 00:55:13,076 --> 00:55:15,078 Requesting back up. 613 Willow Creek-- 937 00:55:17,447 --> 00:55:18,448 (VERN GRUNTS) 938 00:55:19,583 --> 00:55:20,823 MOLLY: (OVER RADIO) Chief? (VERN CHOKING) 939 00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:22,261 Chief? 940 00:55:23,620 --> 00:55:24,655 Chief? 941 00:55:36,934 --> 00:55:38,208 Any more? 942 00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:43,441 Lester, are there any more cops? 943 00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:45,115 Mmm-mmm. 944 00:55:45,442 --> 00:55:46,443 (VERN BREATHING DEEPLY) 945 00:56:01,625 --> 00:56:03,468 What did you tell him? 946 00:56:05,529 --> 00:56:07,008 Nothing. 947 00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,135 He... he asked about Sam. 948 00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:13,140 You got any more shells for this thing? No. 949 00:56:15,472 --> 00:56:16,815 Is that the basement? 950 00:56:16,974 --> 00:56:17,975 Mmm. 951 00:56:29,653 --> 00:56:30,654 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 952 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,161 Jeez. 953 00:56:52,342 --> 00:56:54,913 (WHISPERING) The police are here. 954 00:56:55,679 --> 00:57:00,560 I said the police are here! What do we do? 955 00:57:00,684 --> 00:57:01,788 (LESTER PANTING) 956 00:57:17,768 --> 00:57:19,770 Officer down. 957 00:57:19,870 --> 00:57:21,941 613 Willow Creek Drive. 958 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:24,280 WOMAN: Roger that. Confirming code 3. 959 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:27,548 MOLLY: Bemidji Police! 960 00:57:27,611 --> 00:57:28,715 Oh, my God. 961 00:57:32,316 --> 00:57:33,454 WOMAN: (OVER RADIO) All units, 962 00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:37,930 officer in need of immediate assistance at 613 Willow Creek Drive. 963 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:42,093 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 964 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:51,142 MOLLY: Bemidji Police! 965 00:57:51,234 --> 00:57:55,307 If there's someone in the house, come outwith your hands up. 966 00:58:12,122 --> 00:58:13,123 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 967 00:58:16,193 --> 00:58:17,194 (LESTER GRUNTS) 968 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:58,406 BILL: Molly! 969 00:58:58,502 --> 00:58:59,845 Down here! 970 00:59:01,505 --> 00:59:03,143 Husband's alive. 971 00:59:06,676 --> 00:59:07,677 Oh, jeez! 972 00:59:20,323 --> 00:59:21,734 (INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER RADIO) 973 01:01:11,301 --> 01:01:13,611 GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over. 974 01:01:16,806 --> 01:01:19,514 Yeah, Dad here. Come back. 975 01:01:19,609 --> 01:01:21,020 Vikings up by 13. Over. 976 01:01:22,879 --> 01:01:25,519 What happened? Over. 977 01:01:25,615 --> 01:01:28,459 Kicked in another field goal. Over. 978 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:32,022 Sweet. You brush your teeth? Over. 979 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:34,295 Yeah. Over. 980 01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:36,837 Homework? Over. 981 01:01:36,893 --> 01:01:40,466 Did my math and science. I still have to do English. Over. 982 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,237 Okay. Well, as soon as the game's over. 983 01:01:42,332 --> 01:01:44,471 Over. 984 01:01:54,477 --> 01:01:55,478 (SIRENS BLARING) 985 01:03:01,745 --> 01:03:02,780 Evening, Officer. 986 01:03:02,879 --> 01:03:04,381 Evening. 987 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:07,485 License and registration, please. 988 01:03:07,584 --> 01:03:08,722 We could do it that way. 989 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,266 You ask me for my papers, 990 01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:15,303 I tell you it's not my car, that I borrowed it, 991 01:03:15,392 --> 01:03:18,635 see where things go from there. 992 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:20,230 We could do that... 993 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:24,236 or you could go get in your car and drive away. 994 01:03:24,501 --> 01:03:27,482 (LAUGHS) Now, why would I do that? 995 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:32,250 Because some roads you shouldn't go down. 996 01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:35,756 Because maps used to say, "There be dragons here." 997 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:38,656 Now they don't. 998 01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:44,326 But that don't mean the dragons aren't there. 999 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:47,095 GRETA: (OVER RADIO) Dad, come in, Dad. Over. 1000 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,465 You step out of the car, please, sir? 1001 01:03:53,430 --> 01:03:55,205 How old's your kid? 1002 01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,044 I said, step out of the car. 1003 01:03:59,135 --> 01:04:01,172 Dad, come in, Dad. Over. 1004 01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:07,118 Let me tell you what's going to happen, Officer Grimly. 1005 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,855 I'm going to roll my window up. 1006 01:04:10,947 --> 01:04:14,861 Then I'm gonna drive away and you're gonna go home to your daughter, 1007 01:04:14,951 --> 01:04:15,952 and every few years, 1008 01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:18,795 you're gonna look at her face and know that you're alive 1009 01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:23,201 because you chose not to go down a certain road on a certain night, 1010 01:04:23,293 --> 01:04:27,036 that you chose to walk into the light instead of into the darkness. 1011 01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:34,808 Do you understand me? 1012 01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:38,316 Sir. 1013 01:04:39,642 --> 01:04:41,644 I'm rolling up my window. 1014 01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:09,741 GRETA: Dad, come in, Dad. Over. 1015 01:05:13,610 --> 01:05:15,214 Dad... 1016 01:05:15,278 --> 01:05:17,451 are you there? Over. 1017 01:05:20,383 --> 01:05:21,384 (MACHINE RUMBLING) 1018 01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:38,535 (GROANS) 1019 01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:17,683 LOU: So, I got two kinds of sandwiches. Tuna and turkey. 1020 01:06:17,774 --> 01:06:18,775 Tuna's for the fish... 1021 01:06:19,776 --> 01:06:21,585 unless you think they'd think that's cannibalism. 1022 01:06:23,179 --> 01:06:26,649 You know, I've been looking for more help in the restaurant. 1023 01:06:26,749 --> 01:06:30,697 You know, someone to seat customers and answer the phone. 1024 01:06:31,321 --> 01:06:32,527 A hostess? 1025 01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,602 Is that what they call it? Yeah. 1026 01:06:37,026 --> 01:06:39,006 Anyway... 1027 01:06:39,095 --> 01:06:42,770 not sure if that's something you might be interested in. 1028 01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:45,470 I'm a police officer, Dad. 1029 01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:47,139 Well, sure, I know that. 1030 01:06:47,203 --> 01:06:48,978 I also know that people in this world 1031 01:06:49,038 --> 01:06:51,484 are... less inclined to shoot a hostess 1032 01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:53,487 than, say, an officer of the law. 1033 01:06:55,478 --> 01:06:56,957 That's true. 1034 01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,823 So, that mean you're gonna help your old man out? 1035 01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:02,854 Nope. 1036 01:07:04,654 --> 01:07:06,327 But maybe you could put that in the ad. 1037 01:07:10,693 --> 01:07:14,539 Listen, on second thought, I think I'm gonna head into work. 1038 01:07:14,631 --> 01:07:16,907 Rain check on the fishing? 1039 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:19,677 Sounds good. 1040 01:07:19,736 --> 01:07:22,046 Love you, Dad. 1041 01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:24,641 Love you too, hon. 1042 01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:40,522 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) Ripped By mstoll