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Previously, on "You"...
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- Everyone just calls me Beck.
- And you're...
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- Joe?
- Goldberg.
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A guy needs to protect himself,
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and your name was
a glorious place to start.
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The next thing our little
friend the internet gave me
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was your address.
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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Uhh!
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Maybe we could get a drink sometime?
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Sure.
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Hey, let me up.
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[WHISPERING] Oh, you make me insane.
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Oh, Beck, who is this?
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Benjamin J. Ashby. Greenwich born,
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boarding school bred.
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- After you.
- All right.
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Man, I'm thinkin' maybe...
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Do not tell me that you're
doing this because of Beck!
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I'm very scared
of what you would do to her.
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She show you her ladle? She's
got this red kitchen ladle.
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It's a whole "call you Daddy,
spank me" thing.
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Benji, I'd love your help.
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Unfortunately, I know
you're a pathological liar.
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[GASPS, WHEEZES]
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I just knew Benji
was the worst kind of poison,
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so I did what I had to do to help you.
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[DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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JOE: It's been three days...
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- [LAUGHS]
- Since our first kiss,
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and I have to say... things are looking
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pretty good for us post-Benji.
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If you could only watch one movie
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for the rest of your life,
what would it be?
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"Beverly Hills Cop."
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- Really?
- Oh, yeah. Dead serious.
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- Okay... I'll bite.
- Enlighten me.
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Well, it's funny, but the danger...
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- feels very real.
- [LAUGHS]
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It checks all the boxes.
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What's yours? What's your forever movie?
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- Mm.
- I'd have to go with...
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"Pretty In Pink."
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Invisible townie girl swept off her feet
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by the one guy who really sees her.
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A little on the nose, Beck.
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I love that movie.
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I'll be that guy, the one who sees you.
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You deserve that, after Benji.
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So...
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your... old girlfriend,
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the girl at Peach's party
was talking about...
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- Candace, is it?
- It's customary...
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the inventory of past heartbreak.
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- Do I wanna know?
- But Candace...
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I'm not sure
how to tell you about her yet.
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It's too soon, Beck.
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I mean, I'm an open book,
but it's... it's the old story.
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Just... thinking you're right
for someone...
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and you're not.
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Hmm. I got about a dozen of those.
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- Hmm.
- Maybe sometime over a drink.
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- Or ten.
- [LAUGHS]
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- Yep.
- Ten?
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- Ten. Ten...
- [LAUGHS]
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Give or take.
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[LIGHT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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I want to come in, I do.
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But I'm gonna make us wait.
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You're worth waiting for. Besides...
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Bye.
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Right now, I have something
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rather pressing to deal with.
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[DARK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Nothing sweeter than townie pie.
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#MuffinGrabNGo.
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[DARK MUSIC CONTINUES]
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♪ ♪
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[PHONE CHIMES]
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BECK: Grab N Go? Really?
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Townie Pie? What the...
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You're dead to me, Benji. Dead.
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JOE: You're finally moving on.
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And now that you've dealt with Benji,
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it's time for me to do the same.
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[DARK MUSIC SWELLS]
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Synced & corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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How exactly does one get rid of a body?
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I can't just Google this kind of thing
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without creating a pretty
damning evidence trail.
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So I turn to those
I trust most for tips...
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King, Carr, Franzen, Flynn.
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Fun fact: spatchcocking a chicken
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and dismembering a human
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involve the same six essential steps.
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Not sure I'm down for that.
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Little intense. But...
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I think I finally have a plan for Benji.
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Oh, hey, Joe, I didn't know
you were up there.
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Do you mind if I play
some, uh, Enrique Iglesias?
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I'm trying to bone up on my Spanish.
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These are officially the darkest days...
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Sounds great.
In the history of the world.
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I mean, I can pick something else.
I got a ton of playlists on here.
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I got rock music, club music, jazz music.
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- I wonder if he's a virgin.
- Stick with the Iglesias.
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I'm just gonna be in the
basement working on some books.
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I don't wanna be disturbed.
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- All right?
- No problem.
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Thanks, Joe!
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Here's what I know.
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There can be no dead Benji
for you to mourn.
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He needs to disappear.
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Already handled the optics
on social media...
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portrait of a dude hard
partying his way off the grid.
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As for the body...
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cremation seems expedient.
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This will require chemicals,
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a steady blaze, and absolutely
no dental records.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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[MALLET THUDS ON FLOOR]
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- Bluuh...
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[COUGHS] It looks like
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I'm gonna need to slow
the biological roll on Benji.
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It's about temperature,
and it's about humidity.
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And dropping the temp this low
puts the books at risk...
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dry, brittle, lost forever.
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My humidifiers won't let that happen.
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Gertrude Stein is dead.
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She's not coming back to sign books.
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Hopefully, this holds him
until I can man up
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and do the deed.
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- [LIGHT KNOCKING]
- Come in.
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Hi... there.
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I'm, uh... Guinevere Beck.
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I'm your new MFA transfer.
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Professor Leahy and I agreed,
uh, that it would be bet...
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Oh, sorry.
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Um, I'm looking for Professor Mott?
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Beck, is it?
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- Yes, hi.
- Blythe.
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- [GASPS]
- I heard you were joining us.
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- Yeah.
- We meet here for workshop
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on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Mott's no Leahy, though,
so bring your A game.
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I intend to.
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You know, I actually...
I read one of your essays
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in the "Review" last month,
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and it was so illuminating. I tweeted it.
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Social Media. It's like
the next great genocide.
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- Jersey, right?
- Sorry?
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It's where you're from?
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No, I'm, uh, I'm from Nantucket.
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Oh, interesting.
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- Where are you from?
- Such a tough question.
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Um... I was born in Papua New Guinea,
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but my dad worked
for the State Department,
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so we moved around a lot.
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Actually separated from
my parents at one point.
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Did some modeling in Tokyo.
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My hair is super-unique there.
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- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
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[BUZZING]
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[STOPS BUZZING]
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[SPEAKING SWEDISH]
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I'm sorry, it's my grandparents.
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I'll see you in class, okay?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hey... [LAUGHS]
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Yeah.
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And then she walked away,
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and I melted into the earth.
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Sounds like a pretentious
bitch, if you ask me.
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No. Blythe's amazing.
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She wrote this piece
about how she and her mother
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got bulimia together
while in Italy, and she was 12!
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- Chic.
- What the...
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- Is that a nose?
- It's a dick pic, Annika.
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- [LAUGHS]
- So what? It's just zoomed in.
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- No!
- Why's it against shag carpet?
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- I don't know.
- Perspective?
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I don't get it.
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I mean, why do men think
disembodied members
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equal foreplay? You know, they're not
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- aesthetically pleasing.
- Ooh! I disagree.
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I have over 200 saved on my phone
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organized by category.
It's my Guggenheim.
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[CHUCKLING]
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Fat bats.
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Boomerangs.
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Banana boats.
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Late bloomers.
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And Jewish guys.
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More power to 'em, but your friends
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kinda treat sex like it means nothing.
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Till she sees his junk in zoom!
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But you're different, aren't you?
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Honestly, I see her point.
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I hooked up with some guy last night.
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Knee deep in before I realized
he's uncircumcised.
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- Ooh!
- It kind of looked like...
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- I don't know, a... hoodie?
- Whoa!
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Bookstore clerk has a turtleneck?
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Bookstore manager, but, no, not Joe.
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Some guy from Tinder.
Just a little down and dirty.
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- You know?
- Wow!
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Joe is still a maybe.
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A maybe? I'm a maybe?
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And you're still screwing other guys?
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Beck! How did I miss this?
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How did I read this so completely wrong?
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Look, if you wanna bone
Benji outta your system,
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more power to you.
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I just wanna make sure that
you're respecting yourself.
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Look, I'm just saying...
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are you being your most
amazing self right now?
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I mean, this is... this is my process.
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It's like a Benji exorcism.
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I'm just exploring
my options in a city of...
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8 million people.
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- It's only reasonable, right?
- Yeah.
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I'm gonna get a drink.
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[POP MUSIC IN BACKGROUND]
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I like your tattoo.
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I don't have a tattoo.
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- Love is patient and kind.
- [BECK MOANING]
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And so am I, Beck.
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For you, I can be patient.
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Maybe this is your process.
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Nobody buys the first pair
of jeans they try on,
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no matter how perfect.
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But as much as I'm hoping
this is just a stage,
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a quick password search on your iCloud
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has revealed a swipe-fest
of millennial man-boys.
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Guy with tiger.
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Junior William Morris agent.
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Viking Wannabe.
You've been a busy girl, Beck.
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It's more competition than I realized.
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This thing between us...
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it's new, tenuous.
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And the cost was a corpse.
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But I can't get rid of
every guy in New York.
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If I wanna win your heart,
I'm gonna have to show you...
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[BACKBOARD THUMPING] [BECK MOANING]
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[CREAK, CRACK]
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- Aah!
- [LAUGHS]
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I'm not a "maybe."
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I'm The One.
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Time to get rid of Benji
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so I can focus my undivided attention
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on you, Beck, on us.
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So I'm gonna need a few supplies.
258
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Hey, Joe.
259
00:09:56,691 --> 00:09:58,487
You said you needed to talk?
260
00:09:58,511 --> 00:10:00,422
- I do, yeah.
- So here's the thing.
261
00:10:00,446 --> 00:10:02,391
I have a secret project I'm working on,
262
00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:03,959
but I gotta open up the shop,
263
00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:06,566
so I thought you could
run some errands for me.
264
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I'll give you a little money for books.
265
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Just between us.
266
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Yeah. No problem.
267
00:10:11,090 --> 00:10:13,438
Between us. What do you need?
268
00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:15,826
Well, you might have to
run to a few different places.
269
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You can count on me, Joe.
270
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[DARK MUSIC]
271
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Thanks, Pac.
272
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The swine and I.
273
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Eye to eye.
274
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My heart is his.
275
00:10:40,753 --> 00:10:42,292
And that...
276
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:45,101
was sunset.
277
00:10:50,596 --> 00:10:52,341
I'm not sure it had
the vigilance or depth
278
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that you're capable of.
I just wasn't fully invested.
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Interesting, Blythe.
280
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How do we maintain
the reader's attention?
281
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We infuse the universal
282
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with painful specificity,
283
00:11:05,211 --> 00:11:08,390
- or they simply turn the page.
- Exactly.
284
00:11:08,414 --> 00:11:11,693
My worst fear... and I'm not
commenting on Yuri's poem,
285
00:11:11,717 --> 00:11:15,497
per se, is not to be bad
but unremarkable.
286
00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:18,567
Unremarkable. That is the fear.
287
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I hope this was helpful, Yuri.
288
00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,038
I think that does it for today.
289
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Next up is... Blythe.
290
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And Beck.
291
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Send a piece of your choosing to myself
292
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and your fellow classmates,
and we'll review on Thursday.
293
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[LIGHTLY EDGY MUSIC]
294
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♪ ♪
295
00:11:55,661 --> 00:11:57,439
[BED CREAKING]
296
00:11:57,463 --> 00:11:59,208
Here's what I've gleaned
297
00:11:59,232 --> 00:12:01,910
from this little exercise
in futility, Beck.
298
00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:03,912
You're in no mood to write.
299
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,881
[CREAK, SNAP, THUD]
300
00:12:05,905 --> 00:12:08,083
And you need a new bed.
301
00:12:08,107 --> 00:12:10,485
So, hey, maybe your enthusiastic
302
00:12:10,509 --> 00:12:12,120
but ultimately empty encounter
303
00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:13,455
with that Warby Parker-wearing mixologist
304
00:12:13,479 --> 00:12:15,090
could work to our advantage.
305
00:12:15,114 --> 00:12:16,225
Any chance you're down for shopping trip?
306
00:12:16,249 --> 00:12:17,359
I've got time to kill
307
00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,683
while Paco's out shopping.
308
00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:24,900
You read my mind.
309
00:12:24,924 --> 00:12:26,735
Pick you up in an hour.
310
00:12:26,759 --> 00:12:29,004
But I have to play this perfectly,
311
00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:30,777
and in order to do that,
312
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I gotta break out the big gun.
313
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[ENGINE REVS]
314
00:12:35,101 --> 00:12:37,579
Mr. Mooney's Buick Skylark.
315
00:12:37,603 --> 00:12:39,715
♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪
316
00:12:39,739 --> 00:12:41,250
You bound down the stairs in those tight,
317
00:12:41,274 --> 00:12:43,304
not-too-tight jeans.
318
00:12:43,328 --> 00:12:45,354
You're in flip-flops
and your toenails sparkle
319
00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:47,055
and your hair's in a bun,
320
00:12:47,079 --> 00:12:48,490
and, hey, at least you
don't have any hickeys.
321
00:12:48,514 --> 00:12:50,592
So there's that.
322
00:12:50,616 --> 00:12:54,963
♪ ♪
323
00:12:54,987 --> 00:12:58,333
Oh, my God, I can't
believe this is your car.
324
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,335
You're a lifesaver.
325
00:13:00,359 --> 00:13:03,894
[KISS] No idea how much
I needed a new bed.
326
00:13:06,999 --> 00:13:10,379
♪ Girl, you think you got it bad... ♪
327
00:13:10,403 --> 00:13:12,281
♪ Do do do do do do do ♪
328
00:13:12,305 --> 00:13:15,773
[ENGINE HUMMING]
329
00:13:17,209 --> 00:13:20,155
[MUZAK PLAYS IN BACKGROUND]
330
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♪ ♪
331
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,026
New Challenge.
332
00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:26,962
How do I segue this from
333
00:13:26,986 --> 00:13:28,897
browsing glassware to...
334
00:13:28,921 --> 00:13:31,586
"Holy shit! Joe's the one"?
335
00:13:33,392 --> 00:13:35,537
- Weird.
- [SMALL LAUGH]
336
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,173
I have one just like this.
337
00:13:38,197 --> 00:13:40,309
Yeah, I-I know all about it.
338
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:43,278
- Benji told me.
- It was my dad's.
339
00:13:43,302 --> 00:13:45,080
The infamous red ladle.
340
00:13:45,104 --> 00:13:47,049
How you like to be spanked with it.
341
00:13:47,073 --> 00:13:49,354
Is that what you really want, Beck?
342
00:13:50,146 --> 00:13:52,988
Is that the guy you're looking for?
343
00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:55,123
[EDGY MUSIC]
344
00:13:55,652 --> 00:13:57,626
Just pick one.
345
00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:59,895
It's all cut from the same
hunk of overpriced wood.
346
00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:01,897
I can't decide.
347
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:03,865
People trying to buy some
sort of meaning in their lives
348
00:14:03,889 --> 00:14:06,969
with $60 candles and sustainable lamps.
349
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,403
They all look pretty good to me.
350
00:14:08,427 --> 00:14:10,706
No, I just mean should I get the queen
351
00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:12,507
or the king-size bed?
352
00:14:13,044 --> 00:14:14,710
Your bedroom isn't big
enough to fit a king.
353
00:14:14,734 --> 00:14:17,132
You're right, it's too...
354
00:14:18,371 --> 00:14:20,510
How do you know that?
355
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,618
It's New York.
356
00:14:23,642 --> 00:14:26,121
No one's bedroom is
big enough to fit a king.
357
00:14:26,145 --> 00:14:27,889
[PHONE CHIMES]
358
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:30,125
Ugh...
359
00:14:30,149 --> 00:14:31,326
[SIGHS]
360
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,694
What's wrong?
361
00:14:32,718 --> 00:14:34,496
This girl, Blythe, in workshop,
362
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:36,568
she just submitted her short story.
363
00:14:38,691 --> 00:14:39,968
- And?
- And I haven't even
364
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:42,198
started mine yet, and it's due tomorrow.
365
00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:46,742
[MURMURS]
366
00:14:46,766 --> 00:14:48,543
Hers...
367
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,278
it's brilliant.
368
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:54,149
It's about a crow that flies
into a woman's house,
369
00:14:54,173 --> 00:14:56,485
runs into the walls,
and leaves blood everywhere.
370
00:14:56,509 --> 00:14:58,754
That sounds terrible.
371
00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:00,377
Read it.
372
00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:12,356
Well?
373
00:15:14,994 --> 00:15:16,671
- You might be right.
- Ugh!
374
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,862
I know.
375
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,902
Can I ask you something?
376
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:26,921
Anything.
377
00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:29,073
Promise to tell the truth?
378
00:15:29,097 --> 00:15:30,541
Scout's honor.
379
00:15:30,565 --> 00:15:33,578
[SOFT MUSIC]
380
00:15:33,602 --> 00:15:35,313
♪ ♪
381
00:15:35,337 --> 00:15:38,449
- Do you think...
- I'm unremarkable?
382
00:15:38,473 --> 00:15:45,512
♪ ♪
383
00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,093
Unremarkable people don't worry
384
00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:51,184
about being unremarkable.
385
00:15:53,855 --> 00:15:56,467
♪ ♪
386
00:15:56,491 --> 00:16:00,071
♪ Only for you we should call it ♪
387
00:16:00,095 --> 00:16:02,006
♪ A straight love affair ♪
388
00:16:02,030 --> 00:16:03,508
♪ I suppose... ♪
389
00:16:03,532 --> 00:16:05,076
This is it, Beck.
390
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,477
This is the moment I'm gonna show you
391
00:16:06,501 --> 00:16:08,313
just how remarkable you are.
392
00:16:08,337 --> 00:16:10,081
You want down and dirty, you got it.
393
00:16:10,105 --> 00:16:12,450
♪ ♪
394
00:16:12,474 --> 00:16:15,186
♪ Palms that may hold you... ♪
395
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:17,188
[GASPS] [WHISPERS] Stop, Joe, stop!
396
00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:18,456
- What? I... What?
- I thought that you...
397
00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,991
That I wanted to get arrested
398
00:16:20,015 --> 00:16:22,360
while you're going
all bush diver on me in public?
399
00:16:22,384 --> 00:16:25,118
That's not exactly
on my to-do list today.
400
00:16:27,889 --> 00:16:30,014
I guess I read that wrong.
401
00:16:33,462 --> 00:16:36,207
You haven't made eye contact
for the past ten minutes.
402
00:16:36,231 --> 00:16:38,209
Things couldn't get any worse right now.
403
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:41,479
[PHONE BUZZING]
404
00:16:41,503 --> 00:16:43,648
- Hello?
- Hey, Joe, it's Ethan.
405
00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:45,350
- Ethan from the bookstore.
- Yeah, yeah, I know
406
00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:46,818
who you are, Ethan.
407
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:50,922
Right. Thing is, the power's out. Um...
408
00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:53,491
the electrician says he thinks
the system is overloaded,
409
00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:55,159
but he can't get
to the fuse box because...
410
00:16:55,183 --> 00:16:56,894
It's in the basement with a dead body.
411
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:59,163
- Which is locked.
- He thinks he can pop the lock,
412
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,765
but I just wanted to...
413
00:17:00,789 --> 00:17:03,000
- No! No, no, no, no, no!
- Just... Just...
414
00:17:03,024 --> 00:17:04,469
just tell the electrician to go home.
415
00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:06,237
I'll call him later.
You lock up and go home.
416
00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:07,872
I'll deal with it when I get back.
417
00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:08,970
All right?
418
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:11,164
Okay.
419
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,313
- Everything okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
420
00:17:15,337 --> 00:17:17,415
It's fine. It's just
a little problem at the shop.
421
00:17:17,439 --> 00:17:19,350
I should get you... home.
422
00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:21,719
[EDGY MUSIC]
423
00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:23,521
I was afraid this might happen.
424
00:17:23,545 --> 00:17:26,023
Six humidifiers and an AC unit
from the late '70s
425
00:17:26,047 --> 00:17:27,759
cranked to its lowest setting...
426
00:17:27,783 --> 00:17:31,784
even in death, Benji is
a colossal pain in my ass.
427
00:17:33,888 --> 00:17:35,966
[DARK MUSIC]
428
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:38,569
Okay. With the AC out,
429
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:42,940
seems deterioration speeds
really picked up.
430
00:17:42,964 --> 00:17:46,510
♪ ♪
431
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:49,268
[HEAVY EXHALE]
432
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:58,322
Oh! Is that... ooze?
433
00:17:58,346 --> 00:17:59,890
[GROANING]
434
00:17:59,914 --> 00:18:01,492
[COUGHING] Things have grown
435
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:03,961
biologically dire
in the Benji department.
436
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:05,863
Also the rare book department.
437
00:18:05,887 --> 00:18:10,334
But... I can't protect them
until I get rid of him.
438
00:18:10,358 --> 00:18:13,370
Benji has to go.
439
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:16,673
[DARK MUSIC]
440
00:18:16,697 --> 00:18:18,375
♪ ♪
441
00:18:18,399 --> 00:18:20,299
[GROANING]
442
00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:29,853
- [SNAP]
- Ugh!
443
00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:30,843
[PHONE CHIMES]
444
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,759
Hey, what are you up to?
445
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:38,262
Do you happen to read Chinese?
446
00:18:38,286 --> 00:18:40,227
Or own a mallet?
447
00:18:40,888 --> 00:18:44,468
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
448
00:18:44,492 --> 00:18:46,126
The books were safe.
449
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:48,038
Basement is 100% corpse-free.
450
00:18:48,062 --> 00:18:49,439
Can't burn the body in daylight anyway,
451
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:51,074
so the least Benji can do
452
00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:52,943
is wait in the car for a little while.
453
00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:57,681
[LIGHT GUITAR STRUMMING]
454
00:18:57,705 --> 00:18:59,082
- Ready for that.
- Okay.
455
00:18:59,106 --> 00:19:01,118
Let go for a second.
456
00:19:01,142 --> 00:19:03,287
- Okay.
- Yeah.
457
00:19:03,311 --> 00:19:04,922
- It's in the peg!
- Okay.
458
00:19:04,946 --> 00:19:06,490
[BOTH LAUGH]
459
00:19:06,514 --> 00:19:08,914
- Hand me the mallet.
- Yeah. Ah!
460
00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,631
Should be good.
461
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:17,534
[LIGHT MUSIC CONTINUES]
462
00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:24,663
♪ ♪
463
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:30,013
- [LAUGHING]
- There it is.
464
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:31,548
Go!
465
00:19:31,572 --> 00:19:32,683
[LAUGHING]
466
00:19:32,707 --> 00:19:34,240
Say when.
467
00:19:36,510 --> 00:19:38,388
- When. I think... when.
- When, when, when.
468
00:19:38,412 --> 00:19:39,678
[GIGGLING]
469
00:19:44,285 --> 00:19:46,763
- Cheers to us.
- [GLASSES CLINK]
470
00:19:47,169 --> 00:19:48,832
You make a good apprentice.
471
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,825
I was gonna say the same thing about you.
472
00:19:56,931 --> 00:20:01,178
I'm sorry about earlier.
I didn't mean to get so upset.
473
00:20:01,202 --> 00:20:02,679
[MURMURS]
474
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,615
It's okay.
475
00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,396
No, it's not, it's just...
476
00:20:07,689 --> 00:20:11,388
I don't want you to think of me
477
00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:12,903
like that.
478
00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:24,134
I... like you, Joe.
479
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:27,704
Like actually... like.
480
00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:32,142
[SOFT MUSIC]
481
00:20:32,166 --> 00:20:34,811
And I was a little
in my head, to be honest.
482
00:20:34,835 --> 00:20:38,382
Blythe's short story kinda
threw me for a loop.
483
00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:39,950
It's not a competition.
484
00:20:39,974 --> 00:20:41,752
I know, but...
485
00:20:41,776 --> 00:20:43,725
I wonder...
486
00:20:44,378 --> 00:20:46,895
am I ever gonna write
anything that amazing?
487
00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:49,960
You're talented.
488
00:20:49,984 --> 00:20:51,695
- You don't know that.
- I... I know...
489
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:53,735
I know you need to
get out of your head and...
490
00:20:55,612 --> 00:20:58,869
forget Blythe, this Blythe person.
491
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:01,104
Forget everybody.
Just write what you want.
492
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:04,474
God! Everyone says that
like it's so easy.
493
00:21:04,498 --> 00:21:06,209
[LAUGHS] I know, I know.
494
00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,624
Okay, so, um...
495
00:21:08,869 --> 00:21:10,681
pop quiz.
496
00:21:10,705 --> 00:21:11,837
Don't think.
497
00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:13,984
Just answer.
498
00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:15,132
Okay.
499
00:21:15,943 --> 00:21:17,988
What hits you
like a gut punch when you...
500
00:21:18,012 --> 00:21:19,556
- the first thought?
- [ICE CUBES CLATTER]
501
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,888
My dad.
502
00:21:21,582 --> 00:21:22,681
Before he...
503
00:21:24,308 --> 00:21:26,059
Yeah. Right.
504
00:21:27,114 --> 00:21:28,614
Of course.
505
00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:34,204
He was an addict.
506
00:21:34,228 --> 00:21:35,819
It was hard...
507
00:21:37,737 --> 00:21:39,364
and scary.
508
00:21:41,302 --> 00:21:44,247
I mean, there were good days too.
509
00:21:44,271 --> 00:21:47,664
Like I always knew
it was gonna be one of those
510
00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:51,835
when I woke up to the smell
of pancakes cooking.
511
00:21:53,314 --> 00:21:56,673
He used this red ladle
to scoop up the batter.
512
00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,897
This is the red ladle story?
513
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:03,100
[SOFT MUSIC]
514
00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:06,003
And I would be... laughing,
515
00:22:06,027 --> 00:22:08,338
singing along to some
516
00:22:08,362 --> 00:22:10,437
bad Top 40 song.
517
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:14,378
And everything would be... right.
518
00:22:14,402 --> 00:22:18,982
♪ ♪
519
00:22:19,006 --> 00:22:22,819
But then he'd... he'd go out and...
520
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:25,619
the ladle would go back in the drawer.
521
00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:29,790
And I'd wait for the next good day.
522
00:22:32,820 --> 00:22:34,711
Until there weren't any more.
523
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,668
[SMALL LAUGH]
524
00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:40,704
Wow!
525
00:22:40,728 --> 00:22:44,174
I did not expect to say all that.
526
00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:45,976
I think you're right.
You definitely don't have
527
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,512
anything meaningful to write about.
528
00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:52,082
Ohh. Benji was wrong about all of it.
529
00:22:52,106 --> 00:22:55,285
His whole red ladle story.
You don't wanna be spanked.
530
00:22:55,309 --> 00:22:57,421
You wanna feel safe,
531
00:22:57,445 --> 00:22:59,156
loved.
532
00:22:59,180 --> 00:23:02,292
You want someone to make
pancakes for you.
533
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:05,162
[QUIET MUSIC]
534
00:23:05,186 --> 00:23:11,990
♪ ♪
535
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:24,247
[LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC]
536
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:26,817
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
537
00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:28,418
Um...
538
00:23:28,442 --> 00:23:30,420
hold that thought. I'll be right back.
539
00:23:30,444 --> 00:23:33,112
- [KNOCKING CONTINUES]
- Coming!
540
00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:38,295
- Is everything okay?
- No!
541
00:23:38,319 --> 00:23:41,064
- Peach. I should have known.
- Thank God you're here.
542
00:23:41,088 --> 00:23:43,066
I'm having a really bad flare-up.
543
00:23:43,090 --> 00:23:45,524
I think I need you to take me
to the emergency room.
544
00:23:47,194 --> 00:23:48,972
Oh... Joseph.
545
00:23:48,996 --> 00:23:50,707
I didn't realize you were here.
546
00:23:50,731 --> 00:23:53,043
I told you he was coming.
547
00:23:53,067 --> 00:23:55,245
Uh, Peach is really sick.
548
00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:58,048
This is probably more
than you need to know,
549
00:23:58,072 --> 00:24:00,250
but... I have a rare
chronic bladder disease
550
00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:01,685
called interstitial cystitis...
551
00:24:01,709 --> 00:24:04,054
[GROANS] Oh... gosh!
552
00:24:04,078 --> 00:24:07,057
I mean, you know, some
people think I'm being uppity,
553
00:24:07,081 --> 00:24:10,026
but... I can't have any fast food.
554
00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:12,929
And if I drink, it has to
be a high PH, you know,
555
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:14,898
like Ketel One or Goose
556
00:24:14,922 --> 00:24:16,733
and pear juice.
557
00:24:16,757 --> 00:24:19,136
Weren't you doing Jager
shots at your party?
558
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,670
Oh... oh!
559
00:24:20,694 --> 00:24:22,472
Let's get you to the hospital.
560
00:24:22,496 --> 00:24:24,574
- Yeah.
- And Joe has a car.
561
00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:26,627
He can take us. Right, Joe?
562
00:24:26,651 --> 00:24:27,944
[SOFTLY] You can take us?
563
00:24:27,968 --> 00:24:29,334
Of course.
564
00:24:30,571 --> 00:24:32,551
I mean, I've got a dead body
in the trunk,
565
00:24:32,575 --> 00:24:34,050
but, hey, no biggie, right?
566
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:36,023
Oh, this is taking forever!
567
00:24:36,047 --> 00:24:38,188
I mean, he took the worst
street to get across town.
568
00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:39,623
Be nice.
569
00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:41,591
I'm in real pain!
570
00:24:41,615 --> 00:24:43,382
[MOUTHING] I'm sorry.
571
00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:47,397
Ohh... Joseph...
572
00:24:47,421 --> 00:24:49,232
- Yep.
- I'm feeling nauseated.
573
00:24:49,256 --> 00:24:51,468
Can you crack a window? There's like a...
574
00:24:51,492 --> 00:24:54,437
sort of putrid aroma that keeps
wafting in the backseat.
575
00:24:54,461 --> 00:24:57,107
- What can I say?
- The smells of the city.
576
00:24:57,131 --> 00:25:00,076
[EDGY MUSIC]
577
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:02,078
♪ ♪
578
00:25:02,102 --> 00:25:03,146
Oh... God.
579
00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,681
I can't deal. I can't deal.
580
00:25:04,705 --> 00:25:06,672
We'll walk!
581
00:25:09,476 --> 00:25:10,909
I'm so sorry.
582
00:25:15,616 --> 00:25:17,394
It's almost the witching hour.
583
00:25:17,418 --> 00:25:19,896
Grab the supplies.
Drive the narcissistic cadaver
584
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,665
formerly known as Benji
to his final destination,
585
00:25:21,689 --> 00:25:25,290
light a match,
and I'm yours forever, Beck.
586
00:25:27,628 --> 00:25:30,240
Well, this is a development.
587
00:25:30,264 --> 00:25:31,708
That's him.
588
00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:34,644
[INTENSE MUSIC]
589
00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:36,668
♪ ♪
590
00:25:38,656 --> 00:25:40,100
Potassium nitrate.
591
00:25:40,124 --> 00:25:41,635
Six rolls of duct tape.
592
00:25:41,659 --> 00:25:44,504
Fire starter, twine, burlap, wood stakes.
593
00:25:45,027 --> 00:25:46,573
You wanna explain what all this is for?
594
00:25:46,597 --> 00:25:48,275
Explain the shopping list
595
00:25:48,299 --> 00:25:50,782
straight out of
"Body Disposal for Dummies"?
596
00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:53,513
I know.
597
00:25:53,537 --> 00:25:55,182
I know how this all must look.
598
00:25:55,206 --> 00:25:57,617
I know involving Paco
was the wrong thing to do.
599
00:25:57,641 --> 00:26:00,787
But th-things have been
a little crazy for me lately.
600
00:26:00,811 --> 00:26:03,390
I guess I was hoping I could
make the world a better place.
601
00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:07,828
[TENSE MUSIC]
602
00:26:07,852 --> 00:26:09,830
You know... It...
603
00:26:09,854 --> 00:26:12,137
it would... it would just
be easier if I show you.
604
00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:17,693
Yeah, I'll show you. Come on.
605
00:26:20,865 --> 00:26:23,143
Technically, we're not allowed
to plant anything in here.
606
00:26:23,167 --> 00:26:25,359
I was just trying to keep it
a bit under wraps.
607
00:26:26,070 --> 00:26:27,447
And the chemicals?
608
00:26:27,471 --> 00:26:28,882
They dissolve roots.
609
00:26:28,906 --> 00:26:31,385
Fire starters?
610
00:26:31,409 --> 00:26:32,783
I like to grill.
611
00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,565
Here.
612
00:26:44,388 --> 00:26:45,732
It's good.
613
00:26:45,756 --> 00:26:46,933
Thank you.
614
00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:48,935
- So he built a garden.
- So what?
615
00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:51,938
I told this guy... stay away
from my girlfriend's kid.
616
00:26:51,962 --> 00:26:54,763
And what does he do? He gives
him money for errands?
617
00:26:57,101 --> 00:26:59,079
Hey, I told you,
I'm a parole officer, okay?
618
00:26:59,103 --> 00:27:00,714
We see guys like this all the time.
619
00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:03,271
He's a sicko. I feel it in my gut.
620
00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:06,686
Hey, will you get back inside, Paco?
621
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:09,289
Just tell your mom I'm gonna
be right there, okay, buddy?
622
00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:12,259
All right, all right, all right.
623
00:27:12,283 --> 00:27:15,262
Kid's got ADHD. Tough to manage at times.
624
00:27:15,286 --> 00:27:17,230
But that's what makes him
vulnerable to freaks like this.
625
00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:19,933
Look, I apologize if I crossed the line.
626
00:27:19,957 --> 00:27:22,602
I just noticed how hungry
Paco is all the time, you know?
627
00:27:22,626 --> 00:27:25,038
I gave him a few dollars
to go to the store, honestly,
628
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:26,413
so he could buy himself a sandwich.
629
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,672
I lend him books from time
to time, too... that's all.
630
00:27:30,507 --> 00:27:32,045
Just seems a little neglected.
631
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,681
- You kidding me right now?
- I'm not saying they're unfit.
632
00:27:34,705 --> 00:27:36,483
- A lot of people drink...
- All right, that's it...
633
00:27:36,507 --> 00:27:38,285
All right, all right, all right.
634
00:27:38,309 --> 00:27:40,387
Sorry to have taken up your time.
635
00:27:40,411 --> 00:27:42,017
Good luck with the garden.
636
00:27:42,041 --> 00:27:45,225
- Thank you, Officer.
- People. They're easy to fool.
637
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,694
Like these cops. I'm the nice,
straight-edge guy.
638
00:27:47,718 --> 00:27:49,529
So there's nothing to worry about.
639
00:27:49,553 --> 00:27:51,998
People believe whatever
supports their world-view.
640
00:27:52,022 --> 00:27:54,734
Unfortunately, that seems
to include you, Beck.
641
00:27:55,657 --> 00:27:58,004
You believed you deserved
Benji and his neglect,
642
00:27:58,028 --> 00:27:59,973
and you believe you deserve
Peach and her drama
643
00:27:59,997 --> 00:28:01,708
and on and on.
644
00:28:01,732 --> 00:28:04,177
I want to call and tell you, but I can't,
645
00:28:04,201 --> 00:28:06,546
because there's a traditional
waiting period
646
00:28:06,570 --> 00:28:07,881
between every goddamn communication
647
00:28:07,905 --> 00:28:09,916
when trying to date someone.
648
00:28:09,940 --> 00:28:11,757
I hate this generation.
649
00:28:12,543 --> 00:28:16,423
[UNSETTLING MUSIC]
650
00:28:16,447 --> 00:28:23,252
♪ ♪
651
00:28:43,874 --> 00:28:45,073
Thank you.
652
00:28:46,577 --> 00:28:48,088
[SIGHS]
653
00:28:48,112 --> 00:28:49,623
Thanks for staying with me.
654
00:28:49,647 --> 00:28:51,725
Honestly, I... I don't know
655
00:28:51,749 --> 00:28:53,527
what I would have done without you.
656
00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:56,663
You can always count on me.
657
00:28:56,687 --> 00:28:57,986
Thanks.
658
00:29:01,057 --> 00:29:03,524
So what do you think about Joe?
659
00:29:05,196 --> 00:29:07,507
Uh... yeah, you know, I like him.
660
00:29:07,531 --> 00:29:09,776
I think I might really like him.
661
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,646
I mean, I wasn't sure
if I was ready to get involved,
662
00:29:12,670 --> 00:29:15,148
- but... maybe?
- Okay, you can't be serious.
663
00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:18,323
I mean, the guy works at a bookstore.
664
00:29:19,109 --> 00:29:23,156
[LAUGHS] Beck, look, I know you.
665
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,492
You don't wanna spend
your fifth anniversary
666
00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:28,929
going Dutch at Katz's Deli.
667
00:29:29,334 --> 00:29:32,232
You need someone to take care of you.
668
00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:35,812
So you can write, be free,
669
00:29:35,836 --> 00:29:37,259
happy.
670
00:29:38,195 --> 00:29:42,042
Not someone like Joe
and his financial limitations.
671
00:29:42,066 --> 00:29:43,723
That is not fair.
672
00:29:44,134 --> 00:29:46,201
Nobody pays me to be fair.
673
00:29:47,602 --> 00:29:49,015
What do you say we get a bite to eat?
674
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,440
- 'Cause I'm starving.
- I think I better skip it.
675
00:29:53,459 --> 00:29:55,255
I should really get home.
676
00:29:55,279 --> 00:29:57,446
Glad you're feeling better.
677
00:30:08,626 --> 00:30:13,707
[PHONE BUZZING]
678
00:30:13,731 --> 00:30:16,643
Oh, no. No, not... not now.
679
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,311
Okay, Beck. All right.
680
00:30:18,335 --> 00:30:20,647
Hey. How's the patient?
681
00:30:20,671 --> 00:30:23,116
- Better.
- Thanks for the ride.
682
00:30:23,140 --> 00:30:25,385
The doctor said it was good
that we came when we did.
683
00:30:25,849 --> 00:30:27,387
Oh, yeah?
684
00:30:27,411 --> 00:30:30,790
Why don't you meet me back at my place?
685
00:30:30,814 --> 00:30:32,826
Maybe we can pick up where we left off?
686
00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,194
What about Peach?
687
00:30:34,218 --> 00:30:36,563
- What about her?
- Where is she now?
688
00:30:36,587 --> 00:30:37,764
Indochine.
689
00:30:37,788 --> 00:30:39,599
It's her comfort food.
690
00:30:39,623 --> 00:30:41,501
- [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING]
- JOE: Perfect.
691
00:30:41,525 --> 00:30:43,837
Peach is gulping steamed Chilean Sea Bass
692
00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:46,206
down her scrawny gullet,
and I'm about to get caught.
693
00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,475
So... what do you think?
694
00:30:48,499 --> 00:30:50,377
I think you complain about
not being able to write,
695
00:30:50,401 --> 00:30:52,145
but then you, you know, drop everything
696
00:30:52,169 --> 00:30:53,818
for some medical emergency,
which, by the way,
697
00:30:53,842 --> 00:30:55,278
many believe to be
psychosomatic in origin.
698
00:30:55,302 --> 00:30:58,718
- I meant about you...
- coming over.
699
00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,754
I wish I could.
700
00:31:00,778 --> 00:31:02,789
Ha. I wish I could, but I'm
just really busy right now,
701
00:31:02,813 --> 00:31:04,724
so... in fact, I should go.
702
00:31:04,748 --> 00:31:06,823
Look, I know Peach
showing up was bad timing,
703
00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:09,262
but I wasn't exactly writing
when she showed up.
704
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:12,132
No, I know. Pro tip of the day:
705
00:31:12,156 --> 00:31:14,634
screen your calls when
you're trying to burn a body,
706
00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:16,069
because it turns out things slip out
707
00:31:16,093 --> 00:31:17,191
that you didn't actually wanna say.
708
00:31:17,215 --> 00:31:19,372
I don't mean to be harsh, but... you know
709
00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:20,707
you're sending
some mixed messages, right?
710
00:31:20,731 --> 00:31:22,075
What is that supposed to mean?
711
00:31:22,099 --> 00:31:24,144
I'm... I'm trying to do what you want,
712
00:31:24,168 --> 00:31:26,046
but I-I can't tell what that is.
713
00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:27,814
Like build you a bed,
be with you on the bed?
714
00:31:27,838 --> 00:31:29,282
Drop you down the block
because your friend
715
00:31:29,306 --> 00:31:30,521
is asking, and not very politely?
716
00:31:30,545 --> 00:31:32,548
Seriously, Joe, shut up.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
717
00:31:32,572 --> 00:31:33,792
I have to go.
718
00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:36,878
But...
719
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,094
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
720
00:31:41,118 --> 00:31:43,018
That's one hell of a bonfire.
721
00:31:44,621 --> 00:31:46,966
Yeah, what can I say?
I went a little crazy.
722
00:31:46,990 --> 00:31:50,036
You know what, you're welcome
to join if you like.
723
00:31:50,060 --> 00:31:51,705
Please say no. Please say no.
724
00:31:51,729 --> 00:31:54,341
Oh, that would be great...
725
00:31:55,272 --> 00:31:56,976
but we need to get back to the car
726
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,545
before it gets any darker.
727
00:31:58,569 --> 00:32:00,313
Good luck.
728
00:32:00,337 --> 00:32:02,946
- Yeah, have a good one!
- You too.
729
00:32:03,707 --> 00:32:05,185
[LOW CHATTER]
730
00:32:05,209 --> 00:32:07,175
MAN: Did you remember where you parked?
731
00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:10,924
I believe in love at first sight.
732
00:32:10,948 --> 00:32:12,792
I had it with you, Beck.
733
00:32:12,816 --> 00:32:16,229
And maybe, just maybe, I destroyed it
734
00:32:16,253 --> 00:32:19,546
just as fast, in the space
of a single phone call.
735
00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:23,792
Was all this for nothing?
736
00:32:27,431 --> 00:32:29,176
[VOICE ECHOING] "The king and queen,
737
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:31,478
when they saw their daughter..."
738
00:32:31,502 --> 00:32:34,815
I've been calling Beck, but...
739
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:36,450
straight to voicemail.
740
00:32:36,474 --> 00:32:38,518
Worst three words
in the English language.
741
00:32:38,542 --> 00:32:41,521
I wonder what our kids
would have been like.
742
00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:43,590
They'd have grown up reading,
not glued to iPads,
743
00:32:43,614 --> 00:32:45,025
and we definitely
wouldn't have named them
744
00:32:45,049 --> 00:32:46,493
things like Gulliver or Blaze
745
00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:48,195
or Misti with an "I."
746
00:32:48,219 --> 00:32:51,465
We would have crushed this. Together.
747
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,735
It wasn't supposed to end like this.
748
00:32:54,759 --> 00:32:56,542
Call me back, Beck.
749
00:32:57,295 --> 00:32:58,939
The end.
750
00:32:58,963 --> 00:33:01,808
[SOMBER MUSIC]
751
00:33:01,832 --> 00:33:06,914
♪ ♪
752
00:33:06,938 --> 00:33:09,438
[TRAILING APPLAUSE ECHOES]
753
00:33:10,474 --> 00:33:13,420
I don't mean this to blow
smoke up your ass or anything,
754
00:33:13,444 --> 00:33:15,822
but your writing makes me think
755
00:33:15,846 --> 00:33:18,425
that Raymond Carver
has been reincarnated.
756
00:33:18,449 --> 00:33:20,928
That is so kind of you to say, Tomas.
757
00:33:20,952 --> 00:33:23,698
I was born in '88, the year he died,
758
00:33:23,722 --> 00:33:25,098
so, weirdly enough,
759
00:33:25,122 --> 00:33:27,301
you're not the first
person to have said that!
760
00:33:27,325 --> 00:33:30,647
- Again, great work, Blythe.
- Excited to see what's next.
761
00:33:30,671 --> 00:33:32,339
Beck, we weren't expecting you.
762
00:33:32,363 --> 00:33:34,007
You didn't send along pages.
763
00:33:34,031 --> 00:33:35,943
I know. I'm sorry.
764
00:33:35,967 --> 00:33:38,211
And I'm sorry I'm late. It's just...
765
00:33:38,235 --> 00:33:41,181
I wrote them, but they sounded super emo.
766
00:33:41,205 --> 00:33:42,649
So I wrote them up and started over,
767
00:33:42,673 --> 00:33:44,685
and I lost track of time, but, uh...
768
00:33:45,382 --> 00:33:47,793
this... feels like me
769
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,112
and what I want to say.
770
00:33:51,549 --> 00:33:54,061
It's only one page, but...
771
00:33:54,085 --> 00:33:55,963
That isn't really enough
for us to critique.
772
00:33:55,987 --> 00:33:59,266
Are we supposed to
read it now... in front of you?
773
00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:01,068
[LAUGHS] That's... kind of awkward.
774
00:34:01,092 --> 00:34:02,936
If that's the case, I should warn you,
775
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,438
I have this facial autism thing
776
00:34:04,462 --> 00:34:05,839
where I can't hide what I'm thinking.
777
00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:08,108
- [LIGHT LAUGHTER]
- Let's just reschedule
778
00:34:08,132 --> 00:34:10,833
your review for another time.
779
00:34:14,105 --> 00:34:17,017
[SOMBER MUSIC]
780
00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:23,712
♪ ♪
781
00:34:33,791 --> 00:34:35,068
Beck?
782
00:34:35,092 --> 00:34:37,671
[INAUDIBLE]
783
00:34:37,695 --> 00:34:39,094
Hey.
784
00:34:40,664 --> 00:34:42,309
Uh... okay, so I hate to admit it,
785
00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:43,643
but you were right.
786
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,412
A little bit.
787
00:34:45,436 --> 00:34:47,581
I will do anything for my friends,
788
00:34:47,605 --> 00:34:49,182
and do I hide behind them... yeah.
789
00:34:49,206 --> 00:34:51,551
And do I use them as
an excuse not to write?
790
00:34:51,575 --> 00:34:53,920
Honestly, I'd use anything
as an excuse not to write,
791
00:34:53,944 --> 00:34:57,839
because... okay,
I'm afraid I might fail...
792
00:34:57,863 --> 00:34:59,393
one terrible page away
793
00:34:59,417 --> 00:35:01,762
from confirming I'm the worst
writer in history.
794
00:35:01,786 --> 00:35:05,365
All of that to say
if I'm sending mixed messages,
795
00:35:05,389 --> 00:35:09,069
it's because... I don't know who I am.
796
00:35:09,093 --> 00:35:11,538
So how am I supposed to know what I want?
797
00:35:11,562 --> 00:35:14,174
And I know... I know I sound super gross,
798
00:35:14,198 --> 00:35:16,889
like so... I don't know... millennial.
799
00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:19,046
Don't say anything.
800
00:35:19,070 --> 00:35:21,114
In this moment, you are everything.
801
00:35:21,138 --> 00:35:22,649
Here's the thing.
802
00:35:22,673 --> 00:35:26,586
If you know who you are,
it's not like you share it.
803
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:31,091
I mean, you're a Nice Guy with
the "You are remarkable" stuff
804
00:35:31,115 --> 00:35:33,727
and Feelings Guy with the
"Write what moves you."
805
00:35:33,751 --> 00:35:36,196
But then [LOWERS VOICE]
you try and go down on me
806
00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:37,564
in the middle of a furniture store.
807
00:35:37,588 --> 00:35:40,247
If I didn't know better, I'd
think you were hiding something.
808
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:43,592
For God's sakes, why are you
holding a Pendleton blanket?
809
00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:49,576
I've never even seen your place.
810
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,546
And you never talk about
any of your friends.
811
00:35:52,570 --> 00:35:54,536
I mean, who are you?
812
00:35:57,514 --> 00:36:00,153
Okay, that was too much. Um...
813
00:36:00,177 --> 00:36:02,055
It sounded better in my head.
814
00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:03,687
I wanna show you something.
815
00:36:04,782 --> 00:36:08,128
[SOFT, SWEEPING MUSIC]
816
00:36:08,152 --> 00:36:11,298
♪ ♪
817
00:36:11,322 --> 00:36:13,789
You wanna know me, Beck?
818
00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:18,472
[HINGES SQUEAL]
819
00:36:18,496 --> 00:36:21,374
I'll show you exactly who I am.
820
00:36:21,398 --> 00:36:24,511
[DARK MUSIC]
821
00:36:24,535 --> 00:36:28,648
♪ ♪
822
00:36:28,672 --> 00:36:31,151
[OMINOUS MUSICAL STING]
823
00:36:31,175 --> 00:36:33,809
[INTENSE BUILDUP]
824
00:36:37,481 --> 00:36:40,057
This is where we keep the rarest books...
825
00:36:40,751 --> 00:36:43,363
the collectibles, first editions.
826
00:36:43,387 --> 00:36:46,399
[SOFT MUSIC]
827
00:36:46,423 --> 00:36:49,402
♪ ♪
828
00:36:49,426 --> 00:36:51,343
It's paper, cloth, leather,
829
00:36:52,027 --> 00:36:54,474
paste. It's all vulnerable.
830
00:36:54,498 --> 00:36:56,543
All sensitive to light,
831
00:36:56,567 --> 00:36:58,345
humidity, temperature.
832
00:36:58,369 --> 00:37:02,215
[SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES]
833
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,184
That's why...
834
00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:06,542
they need to be in here.
835
00:37:08,179 --> 00:37:09,811
[SOFTLY] To protect them.
836
00:37:11,882 --> 00:37:13,527
I can take you to my apartment.
837
00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:16,593
Anytime you want.
838
00:37:19,857 --> 00:37:22,002
I want you to meet my friends, I do.
839
00:37:22,026 --> 00:37:23,558
But this...
840
00:37:25,769 --> 00:37:27,140
this right here
841
00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:31,033
is the most important
place in the world to me.
842
00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:33,777
As weird as it sounds...
843
00:37:35,573 --> 00:37:39,619
these books are more alive,
844
00:37:39,643 --> 00:37:42,989
more... worthy
845
00:37:43,013 --> 00:37:44,913
than most people I know.
846
00:37:47,184 --> 00:37:50,185
You wanna know who I am, this is it.
847
00:37:50,192 --> 00:37:55,068
[SWEEPING, EMOTIONAL MUSIC]
848
00:37:55,092 --> 00:38:02,331
♪ ♪
849
00:38:13,621 --> 00:38:14,743
There you are.
850
00:38:14,767 --> 00:38:17,958
That's it. I am officially
out of the Tinder business.
851
00:38:17,982 --> 00:38:20,160
[SMALL LAUGH] Bravo, honey.
852
00:38:20,184 --> 00:38:22,829
I just... Oh, I feel like
this is a good step, you know?
853
00:38:22,853 --> 00:38:25,065
Like this is good for me.
854
00:38:25,495 --> 00:38:27,667
Joe is good for me.
855
00:38:27,691 --> 00:38:29,224
Whatever you need, Becks.
856
00:38:31,084 --> 00:38:34,007
No, I'm just saying...
and I mean this, honestly...
857
00:38:34,031 --> 00:38:36,776
maybe a simple life isn't so bad.
858
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:38,545
Maybe it's what you need.
859
00:38:38,569 --> 00:38:39,958
Maybe I should be looking for that.
860
00:38:39,982 --> 00:38:42,986
- Joe isn't simple.
- He's... he's different.
861
00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:45,185
Complicated.
862
00:38:46,183 --> 00:38:47,587
That's funny...
863
00:38:48,059 --> 00:38:49,389
there's a book missing.
864
00:38:50,020 --> 00:38:52,425
- Really?
- What book is that?
865
00:38:52,449 --> 00:38:54,027
"Ozma of Oz."
866
00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:56,196
Huh. It was just here.
867
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:58,798
Joe was looking at it at my party.
868
00:38:58,822 --> 00:39:01,101
I'm sure it'll turn up.
869
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:03,703
[EDGY, ANTICIPATORY MUSIC]
870
00:39:03,727 --> 00:39:09,564
♪ ♪
871
00:39:11,735 --> 00:39:14,681
You've deleted Tinder,
and now you've called
872
00:39:14,705 --> 00:39:16,950
and asked me to come over.
873
00:39:17,339 --> 00:39:21,801
My faith in our epic love
story is officially restored.
874
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,491
- I'm sorry, Joe.
- I'm so stupid.
875
00:39:24,515 --> 00:39:27,761
I left your list on my bed,
and Ron found it.
876
00:39:27,785 --> 00:39:29,829
- I'm sorry.
- You're not stupid.
877
00:39:29,853 --> 00:39:33,033
- It's not your fault.
- I tried to explain, but...
878
00:39:33,057 --> 00:39:35,273
It's not your fault!
879
00:39:36,026 --> 00:39:37,370
[SIGHS]
880
00:39:37,394 --> 00:39:39,606
Guys like Ron are bullies.
881
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:42,614
We just need to stay
one step ahead of them.
882
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:46,024
Like the Musketeers... always
one step ahead of the Cardinal.
883
00:39:46,048 --> 00:39:47,160
Right?
884
00:39:48,368 --> 00:39:49,816
One for all...
885
00:39:50,413 --> 00:39:52,813
And all for one.
886
00:39:53,584 --> 00:39:54,527
Paco!
887
00:39:55,377 --> 00:39:56,823
Get inside.
888
00:39:57,879 --> 00:40:01,194
I can smell the bourbon from here.
889
00:40:01,758 --> 00:40:03,163
I told you...
890
00:40:03,635 --> 00:40:05,298
leave the kid alone.
891
00:40:05,322 --> 00:40:06,966
Look, you may have the cops fooled
892
00:40:06,990 --> 00:40:08,802
with your bullshit tomato garden,
893
00:40:08,826 --> 00:40:10,600
but I'm right.
894
00:40:11,128 --> 00:40:12,894
There's something wrong with you.
895
00:40:14,451 --> 00:40:16,584
I see it in your eyes.
896
00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:21,281
[SCOFFS]
897
00:40:21,305 --> 00:40:24,317
[DARK MUSIC]
898
00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:26,424
[DOOR SLAMS]
899
00:40:26,449 --> 00:40:27,587
File that away [PHONE CHIMES]
900
00:40:27,611 --> 00:40:29,089
Under future problems.
901
00:40:29,113 --> 00:40:30,590
BECK: Knock, knock. You here yet?
902
00:40:30,614 --> 00:40:32,726
- JOE: Because tonight...
- [UPBEAT MUSIC]
903
00:40:32,750 --> 00:40:35,929
tonight I show you... I'm The One.
904
00:40:35,953 --> 00:40:43,859
♪ ♪
905
00:40:47,831 --> 00:40:49,798
You can make me pancakes later.
906
00:41:07,951 --> 00:41:11,498
[POP MUSIC CONTINUES]
907
00:41:11,522 --> 00:41:18,427
♪ ♪
908
00:41:25,402 --> 00:41:26,835
- Oh...
- [MUSIC STOPS]
909
00:41:27,905 --> 00:41:29,549
[GROANS]
910
00:41:29,929 --> 00:41:33,386
[SHUDDERING BREATHS]
911
00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:35,644
Did you just...