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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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<i>My nephew came back into my life.</i>

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<i>No matter how much I told him to scram.</i>

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You should come to Philly with me.

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For Thanksgiving.

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Deja, I'm sorry we haven't
taken you to see Shauna.

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I'd actually like to invite her here.

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For Thanksgiving.

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Aw, open up.

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- There you go.
- KATE: Oh, my, this is...

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Well, this is terrible timing.

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Kate, you did it. He's eating it.

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First solid food, buddy.

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I'm not gonna go see some doctor

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just because you're overreacting.

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- I'm just worried that there could be...
- I said I'm fine.

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- Mom.
- Randall!

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<i>REBECCA: Enough.</i>

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(RADIO PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

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- I hate Thanksgiving.
- Shh. Nicky.

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<i>ANNOUNCER: And Layne finishes it out,</i>

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<i>hitting the 101 mark</i>

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<i>in touchdown passes for
a Lions win, 28 to 24.</i>

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- Yes. (LAUGHS)
- Dang it.

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Pay up, daddy-O.

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(LAUGHS)

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STANLEY: Jack!

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Nicky! Where the hell are you?

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Jack!

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(QUIETLY): It's okay.

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(TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)

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Where were you?

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(SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

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What, too much thankfulness
going on in there?

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Huh. Grandpa's three sheets
to the wind and won't stop

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asking me if I'm scared
of being drafted next week.

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Mom burned the bird
and Dad's about to blow.

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And it's only 11:00.

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Well, it's the best day of
the year, every single year,

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like clockwork, isn't it?

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Oh, yeah.

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You want to split?

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And just ditch Thanksgiving?

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(DOORBELL RINGS)

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(LAUGHS)

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Shoot.

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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

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KEVIN: Yo. Ready to, uh,

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hit the road to Philly?

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Wow, well, look at you. You look sharp.

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- I look like I'm in a Viagra commercial.
- You do not.

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You look very, uh, you
know, newly sober chic.

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I'm not sure about this, Kevin.

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I'm telling you. I'm a 100% on this.

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Pleated pants are in.
<i>GQ</i> did a whole spread.

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I'm not talking about
pleated pants, you nitwit.

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Uh, coming to your
brother's for Thanksgiving,

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you know, with your whole family.

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- Nicky, everyone's really excited to see you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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They are... It's gonna be
perfect, trust me. Okay?

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NICKY: What are you gonna
do about that monstrosity

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of a trailer out there?

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Uh, I don't... I haven't, you
know, called to return it yet.

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I don't...

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I-I was thinking, you
know, after Thanksgiving,

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I'd drive you back here

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and maybe spend a little
more time in Bradford.

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- Really? Hmm.
- Maybe.

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All right.

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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)

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Good morning, my turkeys.

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Good morning, my giblets.

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This would be easier to do if
you had two hands, you know?

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Hey, why are we setting up
a card table in the foyer?

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'Cause our dining
table only seats eight,

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- and we've expecting 13 guests...
- (SIGHS)

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... with all the birth moms
and long-lost uncles.

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Yeah.

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- Just lean in, baby.
- Yeah, yeah.

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BETH: Hey, Deja. You look nice.

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Uh, you sure it's not too fancy?

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- I think your mom will love it.
- Thanks.

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Um, I don't know. I'm
still gonna change.

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I'm not feeling it.

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(SIGHS): Oh, dear God,

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please let Shauna be okay.

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Deja is so nervous. I just
want today to go well for her.

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Amen.

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Just go talk to her.

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It's Thanksgiving.

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She probably wants to
make up as much as you do.

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Hey.

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You guys are up and
cooking already, huh?

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Mm-hmm.

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So, Randall, I'm putting,
uh, chorizo in the stuffing.

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- Barefoot Contessa-style.
- Nice.

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Mom, Kevin and Uncle Nicky are
en route and Kate just texted.

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- Their flight is on time.
- Great.

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MIGUEL: Okay, so I'm gonna go set up

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the VCR for<i> Police Academy 3,</i>

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and let you guys have
an opportunity to talk.

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Cool.

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I got all the traditional staples.

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The saltines, the hot
dogs, the Kraft Singles.

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Randall, I did not forget.

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I was just gonna make myself some tea.

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I'm sorry. I didn't realize.

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You know, I also managed to make
the cranberry sauce this morning

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- without blowing up the house.
- Of course you did.

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Mom, I didn't mean to
overstep last night.

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- I'm sorry if I...
- Yeah, you know, I-I...

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really want to try and
put last night behind us.

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I know. Me, too.

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But at some point, we need to talk about

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- what's going on with you.
- (SIGHS)

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- If we think this...
- Okay. I need some space.

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I need to get out of here for a minute.

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- Where are you going, Mom?
- I don't know.

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I'm gonna go get dressed
and just take a walk,

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clear my head, I don't kn...
Maybe I'll go see a movie.

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I'll be back in time for dinner.

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And I would, um, appreciate it

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if you kept this little
argument of ours between us.

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- Of course.
- Okay.

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I will pick up a pie on the way back.

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Dad, I can't find the Thanksgiving box.

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The Pilgrim Rick hat is in it.

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(EXHALES)

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KATE: Oh, and there's this really
funny hat that your Grandpa Jack

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- used to wear.
- _

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Oh, and we'll be listening
to<i> Police Academy 3.</i>

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Which is kind of like<i> PAW Patrol</i>
but with humans and swearing.

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- (LAUGHS)
- My CrossFit group text

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is going crazy for Jack's
first solid food video.

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They love it, buddy. Huh?

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And-and my Insta
is-is, like, blowing up.

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The likes just keep rolling in.

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- Toby, I have to tell you something.
- Okay.

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Um, and listen, I am, I am so, so sorry.

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It was a total accident.

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But, um... (EXHALES)

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Jack's first avocado was
actually at Gregory's house

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when you weren't home.

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What?

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Yeah, he just, he wasn't
taking food that morning,

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and-and when he went... when
Gregory went to feed him,

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I just, I didn't stop him and then...

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Wow. This is...

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So-so, you've just been lying
to me for the last 24 hours?

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Tobe.

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You feeding Jack was still
a real beautiful moment.

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Was it, Kate? 'Cause
thinking back on it now,

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it seems kind of humiliating.

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Okay... Toby, I'm home
alone all day with Jack.

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Okay? And things are gonna happen.

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So what if he takes his-his first steps

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when you're at CrossFit?
What am I gonna do?

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Should I, should I just knock him down?

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Yeah, okay, no, so it's my fault

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that you fed him an avocado
and then lied to me about it.

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Because I was at the gym. Okay, got it.

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I did not say it was your fault.

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I meant that... You know what?

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(SIGHS) I'm sorry,

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a-and I'm just, I'm tired.

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Yeah.

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- (QUIETLY): It's okay.
- You know what? It's okay.

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It's okay.

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We're all tire... we're all tired.

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It's probably why I am overreacting

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to AvocadoGate here.

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There will be plenty of firsts, right?

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Right.

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Like his first Thanksgiving.

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- Yeah.
- This is your first one, buddy.

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It's gonna be awesome. Yeah.

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♪♪

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You know, I can't believe
you bet against Dallas

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just because Dad loves the Cowboys.

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And with Jonny?

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- Yeah. <i>
- ANNOUNCER: Touchdown Cowboys.</i>

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<i>The extra point will tie it up.</i>

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JACK: Hey, how much did you bet,

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- anyhow?
- Mm. 200 bucks.

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- 200? Jesus...
- It's not like I can bring it with me.

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You know what, stop.
You're not going to Vietnam.

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You are not gonna get your
number called next week.

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<i>ANNOUNCER: And the kick is good.</i>

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<i>The Cowboys are going to
escape with a 24-24 tie.</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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Oh, co... What are you
grinning about? I-It...

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ended in a tie.

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All right? You got lucky. It's a push.

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No, it's not.

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What do you got, points?

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Jonny gave you points?

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Happy Thanksgiving.

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Thanks, Jonny. (CHUCKLES)

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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- How much money is that?
- It's a lot.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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BETH: It's really nice

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- to finally meet you, Nicky.
- Oh.

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Hey, this place is amazing.
You call this downsizing?

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Don't test me, brother-in-law.
And, uh, what fell on your face?

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Uh, walked into a wall.

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- All good.
- RANDALL: Uh, it would be in the attic.

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Yeah, the cardboard box labeled
"Thanksgiving" or "Holidays".

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- Thank you so much for checking.
- Come on. My brother.

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- (RANDALL GRUNTS)
- Happy Thanksgiving.

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RANDALL: What happened to your face?

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KEVIN: Eh, fly ball to the face.

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RANDALL: Yeah. Nicky.

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You look amazing. Kevin<i>
Queer Eyed</i> you, huh?

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- I don't know what that means.
- (CHUCKLES)

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- He does.
- ANNIE: Uncle Kevin!

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Hey! There she is. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What happened to your eye?

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RANDALL: Thank you

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so much, yes. I'll see you soon.

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Great news.

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The new owners of our
old house found the box

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- of holiday stuff in the attic.
- Randall...

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- Yes.
- ... you are really not gonna drive

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all that way just to get a box

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of our old Thanksgiving tradition stuff?

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I'll go get my coat.

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That's my girl!

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All right, well, hurry your ass up,

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because Shauna's gonna
be here at 2:00 and

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I don't want to be here alone
if she shows up in a bad way.

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- RANDALL: Understood.
- Uh, think I could ride along?

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You... They're going to Jersey.

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I don't mind. Gives me
time to get to know Russell.

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- It's Randall.
- See?

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- Uh...
- It's fine, Kev.

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Annie, you're driving.

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KEVIN: Where's my mom?

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(CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY)

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William?

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- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Hey.

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You know, I've been here
for, like, ten minutes.

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You didn't come down and say hi?

245
00:10:53,422 --> 00:10:56,659
Hey, Uncle Kev.

246
00:10:56,660 --> 00:10:58,861
That is not my niece's beautiful smile.

247
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,629
What's wrong? Tell me.

248
00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,598
Testify! Get it?

249
00:11:02,599 --> 00:11:04,900
Tess-tify.

250
00:11:04,901 --> 00:11:06,902
I don't really want to talk about it.

251
00:11:06,903 --> 00:11:08,194
Oh, come on.

252
00:11:08,195 --> 00:11:10,024
Besides, I need something
to get my mind off of

253
00:11:10,025 --> 00:11:11,840
worrying about my uncle so much.

254
00:11:11,841 --> 00:11:13,341
Fine.

255
00:11:13,342 --> 00:11:15,611
There's this stupid
meme going around school

256
00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:17,946
that everybody's posting on Instagram.

257
00:11:19,282 --> 00:11:22,818
"Post a pic of your number
one celebrity crush". Oh.

258
00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:25,487
So what's going on?

259
00:11:25,488 --> 00:11:28,056
I haven't come out at school yet.

260
00:11:28,057 --> 00:11:31,740
So I could post nothing and be left out.

261
00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:34,262
Or I can post the truth.

262
00:11:34,263 --> 00:11:36,130
I have a crush on Zendaya.

263
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:38,947
Yeah?

264
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,205
That's my choice, too.

265
00:11:40,206 --> 00:11:43,364
But your life won't completely explode

266
00:11:43,365 --> 00:11:45,465
if you say it.

267
00:11:47,557 --> 00:11:50,082
Hey, let's get out of
here. Let's get a bite.

268
00:11:50,083 --> 00:11:52,280
- There's so much food here.
- Yeah, but I need air.

269
00:11:52,281 --> 00:11:53,472
You know? I need air.

270
00:11:53,473 --> 00:11:55,706
- Let's go get some air. Come on.
- Okay.

271
00:11:57,511 --> 00:12:00,446
All right, we're off to
get a pre-turkey snack.

272
00:12:03,926 --> 00:12:05,325
And then there was Beth.

273
00:12:07,062 --> 00:12:10,397
Uh, what am I, chopped liver?

274
00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:13,267
- Aw, Migs...
- (DOORBELL RINGS)

275
00:12:13,268 --> 00:12:15,102
You know I love you.

276
00:12:20,718 --> 00:12:22,510
Shauna, hi.

277
00:12:22,511 --> 00:12:24,226
I know I'm crazy early...

278
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:26,781
Oh, that's no problem. Come on in.

279
00:12:26,782 --> 00:12:28,016
How you doing?

280
00:12:28,017 --> 00:12:31,284
Good, Beth. Really, really good.

281
00:12:31,285 --> 00:12:33,530
Good. Deja told me you got a new job.

282
00:12:33,531 --> 00:12:35,627
- How's it going?
- Pretty good.

283
00:12:35,628 --> 00:12:38,704
I'm working the front desk
at Delaware General Hospital.

284
00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:41,774
The hours are long but the
benefits are really good.

285
00:12:41,775 --> 00:12:44,844
Wow. That's fantastic.

286
00:12:44,845 --> 00:12:47,446
This is a pineapple upside down cake.

287
00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,147
It's Deja's favorite, so...

288
00:12:49,148 --> 00:12:50,449
BETH: Oh, she's gonna love that.

289
00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:52,450
You're early.

290
00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:57,690
Tater Tot. Oh! Mm...

291
00:12:57,691 --> 00:13:00,292
My God, you are so grown.

292
00:13:00,293 --> 00:13:03,342
And you're so beautiful.

293
00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:06,498
You look better than ever, baby.

294
00:13:06,499 --> 00:13:08,533
You, too, Mom.

295
00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:11,469
Um, you want to help me make cookies?

296
00:13:11,470 --> 00:13:13,704
SHAUNA: Lead the way. (CHUCKLES)

297
00:13:20,746 --> 00:13:23,314
William?

298
00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:25,949
Excuse me, William, it's...

299
00:13:27,452 --> 00:13:29,787
Can I help you with something?

300
00:13:29,788 --> 00:13:31,254
I'm sorry, I thought...

301
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,860
I thought you were someone else.

302
00:13:35,861 --> 00:13:37,998
Oh, well,

303
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,999
sorry to disappoint.

304
00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:44,835
Uh, are you all right?

305
00:13:44,836 --> 00:13:48,471
I'm... I am, I'm just
not from around here.

306
00:13:54,445 --> 00:13:58,314
Actually, um, could you tell
me if there's a bakery nearby,

307
00:13:58,315 --> 00:14:00,951
because I need to pick something up.

308
00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:03,086
- Hmm, a bakery?
- Mm-hmm.

309
00:14:03,087 --> 00:14:06,289
Well, there is a nice grocery
store around the corner.

310
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,992
Fresh-made whipped cream cakes.

311
00:14:08,993 --> 00:14:11,028
Yes. Yes.

312
00:14:11,029 --> 00:14:12,695
That's what I'm looking for. Perfect.

313
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:15,163
Thank you very much.

314
00:14:29,998 --> 00:14:33,168
(LAUGHS) Thank you to Dad
for loving the Cowboys,

315
00:14:33,169 --> 00:14:34,802
and thank you to me for hating Dad.

316
00:14:34,803 --> 00:14:36,582
Could you just... Could
you put it away, all right?

317
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:38,917
- Look, people are gonna start watching.
- Let them watch.

318
00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:41,520
It's probably more dough than
they've seen in their entire life.

319
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:44,557
Well, it's more money than
we've seen in our entire life.

320
00:14:44,558 --> 00:14:46,292
Here's to that. Whoa, hey.

321
00:14:46,293 --> 00:14:47,560
Oh, here we go.

322
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:48,718
Here we go.

323
00:14:48,719 --> 00:14:50,992
WAITER: You realize this
is five pounds of shrimp?

324
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:53,999
- Oh, we realize. Mm-hmm.
- Good luck.

325
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,834
Don't need luck.

326
00:14:55,835 --> 00:14:59,137
This is a Thanksgiving dinner, huh?

327
00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:01,907
Cheers.

328
00:15:01,908 --> 00:15:03,974
(BOTH LAUGHING)

329
00:15:08,848 --> 00:15:10,782
Good job.

330
00:15:10,783 --> 00:15:12,586
Hey, Deja, check this out.

331
00:15:12,587 --> 00:15:14,352
Whiskey Business.

332
00:15:14,353 --> 00:15:16,187
- You get it?
- What?

333
00:15:16,188 --> 00:15:17,522
Come on.

334
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:20,057
(HUMS OPENING BARS TO
"OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL")

335
00:15:20,058 --> 00:15:22,126
You don't know that? You're too young.

336
00:15:22,127 --> 00:15:24,295
Oh, Deja, come here, come here.

337
00:15:24,296 --> 00:15:27,932
Look what just popped up
on my Facebook timeline.

338
00:15:27,933 --> 00:15:29,967
Nine years ago today.

339
00:15:29,968 --> 00:15:33,104
- My first Cupid Shuffle.
- Oh, look at your little feet go.

340
00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:35,496
DEJA: I remember that night.
Mrs. Henderson was so pissed.

341
00:15:35,497 --> 00:15:37,975
Hey, Beth. You okay?

342
00:15:37,976 --> 00:15:40,910
(DEJA AND SHAUNA CHATTERING)

343
00:15:42,414 --> 00:15:44,014
KEVIN: All right.

344
00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:46,217
Here's the thing about AA, okay?

345
00:15:46,218 --> 00:15:48,818
A big part of it is
sort of taking things

346
00:15:48,819 --> 00:15:50,621
one day at a time, okay?

347
00:15:50,622 --> 00:15:53,557
One step at a time,
one person at a time.

348
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:54,625
Okay.

349
00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,160
Okay, so it got me thinking

350
00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:58,595
instead of coming out to
everyone all at once, right,

351
00:15:58,596 --> 00:16:00,664
well, what if you just
come out to one person?

352
00:16:00,665 --> 00:16:02,366
Just a complete stranger.

353
00:16:02,367 --> 00:16:04,069
Someone you don't even have
to look in the eye. Right?

354
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,202
Just to see how it feels.

355
00:16:06,790 --> 00:16:08,514
You want me to come out to...

356
00:16:08,515 --> 00:16:11,508
The drive-through speaker. Yeah.

357
00:16:11,509 --> 00:16:13,582
Yeah. No pressure, though.
Okay? No pressure.

358
00:16:13,583 --> 00:16:15,012
Only if you want.

359
00:16:15,013 --> 00:16:16,881
But, I mean, think about it. All right?

360
00:16:16,882 --> 00:16:18,215
What could be less scary than coming out

361
00:16:18,216 --> 00:16:20,049
to a-a plastic clown head?

362
00:16:21,707 --> 00:16:23,040
Oh, here we go.

363
00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:32,095
<i>MAN: Welcome to Happy
Burger. What can I get you?</i>

364
00:16:32,096 --> 00:16:34,497
Tell you what, I'm
gonna do a number four

365
00:16:34,498 --> 00:16:37,166
and a chocolate shake.

366
00:16:40,604 --> 00:16:42,971
I'm Tess Pearson, and I'm gay.

367
00:16:45,342 --> 00:16:47,177
<i>MAN: Uh, cool.</i>

368
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:50,146
<i>You want fries or onion
rings with that number four?</i>

369
00:16:50,147 --> 00:16:51,680
Fries, please.

370
00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:55,247
Hey, happy Thanksgiving.

371
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:59,222
- It's so good to be here.
- Oh, my gosh, guys, he's so beautiful.

372
00:16:59,223 --> 00:17:01,081
MIGUEL: Must be all the avocado.

373
00:17:01,082 --> 00:17:03,574
I'm on the Gram now.
BigMig45. You should follow me.

374
00:17:03,575 --> 00:17:05,260
- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Yeah, our boy loves avocado.

375
00:17:05,261 --> 00:17:07,095
(JACK FUSSING)

376
00:17:07,096 --> 00:17:09,498
Hey, do you guys have room
for this in your fridge?

377
00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,895
It's, uh, it's my tempeh.
I'm on a special diet.

378
00:17:11,896 --> 00:17:13,770
- We travel with tempeh now.
- Oh. Yeah.

379
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,357
- I'll find some room in the fridge for it.
- Yeah, thanks.

380
00:17:17,173 --> 00:17:20,810
Oh, my God, this apartment...
This is downsizing?

381
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:22,645
- Yeah.
- Come on.

382
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:24,547
Wait, where is everyone?

383
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:27,216
♪♪

384
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:30,285
And every year, someone wears it

385
00:17:30,286 --> 00:17:32,454
and pretends to be Pilgrim Rick.

386
00:17:32,455 --> 00:17:35,057
Wait, you're Grandpa
Jack's brother, right?

387
00:17:35,058 --> 00:17:36,558
Yes.

388
00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:40,062
So why haven't we met before?

389
00:17:40,063 --> 00:17:42,330
Because your grandfather erased me.

390
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:46,168
Hey, Annie, why don't
you go ring the doorbell?

391
00:17:46,169 --> 00:17:49,171
We'll be right there. Nicky...

392
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,339
are you okay?

393
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:51,539
Yeah. I'm sorry.

394
00:17:51,540 --> 00:17:52,874
- I...
- (DOORBELL RINGS)

395
00:17:54,677 --> 00:17:57,412
I thought I could handle
this, but it's too much.

396
00:17:57,413 --> 00:18:01,750
I mean, his own granddaughter
has never even heard of me.

397
00:18:01,751 --> 00:18:04,091
I knew he'd never talked
about me that much,

398
00:18:04,092 --> 00:18:05,182
but I don't know...

399
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,755
(DOOR OPENS)

400
00:18:06,756 --> 00:18:08,956
- Hello?
- RANDALL: Yeah.

401
00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:10,148
You must be Randall.

402
00:18:10,149 --> 00:18:11,593
- I am.
- Come on in.

403
00:18:11,594 --> 00:18:12,927
Thank you.

404
00:18:12,928 --> 00:18:17,131
Whoa. Everything is different.

405
00:18:17,132 --> 00:18:18,533
But I love what you've
done with the place.

406
00:18:18,534 --> 00:18:20,502
Thank you. It's such a beautiful house.

407
00:18:20,503 --> 00:18:23,337
It really was... is.

408
00:18:23,338 --> 00:18:25,206
(CHUCKLES): It really is.

409
00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:27,542
- Here's your holiday box.
- ANNIE: Thank you.

410
00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:30,103
Grandpa Jack's hat!

411
00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:32,238
- RANDALL: Now we're talking.
- Yes.

412
00:18:32,239 --> 00:18:35,883
Oh, I also found these.
Uh, are these yours?

413
00:18:35,884 --> 00:18:37,083
Um...

414
00:18:39,922 --> 00:18:43,124
Yeah. (LAUGHS)

415
00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:46,060
Sorry, my mom gave me
these as a housewarming gift

416
00:18:46,061 --> 00:18:48,095
when we first moved in here.

417
00:18:48,096 --> 00:18:51,054
Nobody loves music like my mom.

418
00:18:51,055 --> 00:18:54,555
_

419
00:19:02,177 --> 00:19:04,078
Excuse me. Hi.

420
00:19:04,079 --> 00:19:05,846
Could you tell me where the bakery is?

421
00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:07,278
Yeah, it's just straight down there

422
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,749
past the checkout
aisles, you can't miss it.

423
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,716
Oh, yeah. Thank you.

424
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:22,662
♪♪

425
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,484
♪♪

426
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:09,742
Ooh, so pretty.

427
00:20:09,743 --> 00:20:12,011
That'll be $16.05.

428
00:20:12,012 --> 00:20:13,778
Okay.

429
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:18,017
These...

430
00:20:18,018 --> 00:20:19,784
bottomless purses, I tell you what,

431
00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:23,122
they're all the rage, but you
can never find anything in them.

432
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:26,057
(SIGHS) Sorry. Okay.

433
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,430
(SIGHS)

434
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,032
I haven't eaten anything today.

435
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,334
I think that's why my
brain's a little fuzzy.

436
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,037
Good Chinese place down the street.

437
00:20:38,038 --> 00:20:40,738
Oh, that does sound good.

438
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,208
Okay. Thank you very much.

439
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,445
Thank you.

440
00:20:58,106 --> 00:20:59,740
Wait, so there's no dairy in this?

441
00:20:59,741 --> 00:21:03,350
- 100% cashew, m'lady.
- Wow.

442
00:21:03,351 --> 00:21:05,447
MIGUEL: This is some
damn good nut cheese.

443
00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,115
- Right? That's what I'm saying.
- Yeah, best I've ever had.

444
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:08,874
That whole tray is nut-based.

445
00:21:08,875 --> 00:21:11,886
- What?
- Look, you get in the box with me for one week,

446
00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:14,355
come meet my trainer KJ,
we'll get you on a meal plan,

447
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,391
you'll lose five pounds...
bang... like that.

448
00:21:17,392 --> 00:21:18,592
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

449
00:21:18,593 --> 00:21:22,730
- You okay?
- Mm-hmm.

450
00:21:22,731 --> 00:21:23,998
(SHAUNA LAUGHING)

451
00:21:23,999 --> 00:21:26,200
Not a bunch of weight, just...

452
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:28,534
KATE: Are you okay?

453
00:21:29,571 --> 00:21:30,871
Yeah.

454
00:21:32,389 --> 00:21:35,109
I'm ashamed. It's evil.
I'm evil, you know.

455
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:37,011
I can't even say it out loud.

456
00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:38,913
Okay, well, how about this:

457
00:21:38,914 --> 00:21:41,681
you tell me your evil feeling
and I'll tell you mine.

458
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,290
I hate that Shauna's doing so well.

459
00:21:51,993 --> 00:21:53,260
Okay, that is bad.

460
00:21:53,261 --> 00:21:54,694
I know, I know.

461
00:21:54,695 --> 00:21:57,397
I was praying for her last night.

462
00:21:57,398 --> 00:21:59,399
Like, praying on my knees

463
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,202
that she would show up
here today in a good place,

464
00:22:02,203 --> 00:22:06,372
but then... I see them together watching

465
00:22:06,373 --> 00:22:09,810
home videos, or busting out
inside jokes, and I don't know.

466
00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:13,180
It's just simpler for Randall.

467
00:22:13,181 --> 00:22:15,248
He's the only father she's ever known,

468
00:22:15,249 --> 00:22:18,885
but she already has a mom,

469
00:22:18,886 --> 00:22:20,887
you know?

470
00:22:20,888 --> 00:22:23,222
Where does that leave me?

471
00:22:28,061 --> 00:22:31,729
Okay, I said my terrible
thing, you say yours.

472
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:36,535
(EXHALES) I hate CrossFit Toby.

473
00:22:36,536 --> 00:22:38,204
(LAUGHING)

474
00:22:38,205 --> 00:22:40,372
I do, I do.

475
00:22:40,373 --> 00:22:42,975
I hate his food charts,
his "fat blocks",

476
00:22:42,976 --> 00:22:44,810
his CrossFit acronyms.

477
00:22:44,811 --> 00:22:46,354
- What?
- Yeah.

478
00:22:46,355 --> 00:22:48,848
You know, the first thing
I said to him when we met

479
00:22:48,849 --> 00:22:51,116
was that I couldn't
fall for a fat person

480
00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:52,517
'cause I was determined
to lose the weight,

481
00:22:52,518 --> 00:22:53,965
I don't want anyone to get in my way,

482
00:22:53,966 --> 00:22:56,059
- and we-we broke up over it.
- Yeah.

483
00:22:56,060 --> 00:22:58,557
And then we committed to
losing the weight together,

484
00:22:58,558 --> 00:23:00,992
but we didn't.

485
00:23:03,062 --> 00:23:05,596
And then we had a baby,

486
00:23:05,597 --> 00:23:08,799
a baby with special needs,

487
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,936
and I have never been
more stressed, more tired,

488
00:23:11,937 --> 00:23:14,940
more overwhelmed in my entire life.

489
00:23:14,941 --> 00:23:17,675
And then he goes and loses the weight,

490
00:23:17,676 --> 00:23:21,579
which is amazing, but all
I can think is he did it

491
00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,349
without me.

492
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:27,518
You sh... you should
tell him how you feel.

493
00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:30,154
N... I wouldn't even know how to.

494
00:23:30,155 --> 00:23:32,490
Honey, just figure it out

495
00:23:32,491 --> 00:23:34,359
'cause if you're only
going to other people

496
00:23:34,360 --> 00:23:37,228
about what's happening
in your marriage, it's...

497
00:23:37,229 --> 00:23:39,963
it can be dangerous territory.

498
00:23:43,935 --> 00:23:46,635
Why don't you pick one of those
and pop it in, Uncle Nicky?

499
00:23:48,672 --> 00:23:52,109
(CD SLIDES INTO PLAYER)

500
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:54,744
- (COUGHS)
- ♪<i> Come over ♪</i>

501
00:23:54,745 --> 00:23:57,147
<i>♪ To the window, my little darling... ♪</i>

502
00:23:57,148 --> 00:23:59,316
Leonard Cohen?

503
00:23:59,317 --> 00:24:03,387
Oh, man, my dad used to love this song.

504
00:24:03,388 --> 00:24:05,822
"So Long Marianne".

505
00:24:05,823 --> 00:24:08,058
Loved listening to it.

506
00:24:08,059 --> 00:24:10,660
Loved explaining it to
us even more. (CHUCKLES)

507
00:24:10,661 --> 00:24:12,353
(FADING): Over and over...

508
00:24:12,354 --> 00:24:14,579
<i>DJ (OVER RADIO): This next song
was requested via mail from one of</i>

509
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:16,138
<i>our brave troops in Vietnam.</i>

510
00:24:16,139 --> 00:24:18,568
<i>Hoping you're having some kind
of Thanksgiving there, boys.</i>

511
00:24:18,569 --> 00:24:20,570
<i>Your loved ones sure
are missing you here.</i>

512
00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:22,439
- ♪<i> Come over... ♪</i>
- JACK: I got to change this.

513
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:24,808
No, no, no, no. Leave it.

514
00:24:24,809 --> 00:24:27,037
It's Leonard Cohen. He's a poet.

515
00:24:27,038 --> 00:24:28,912
Nicky, if I wanted a
poem, I'd read a book.

516
00:24:28,913 --> 00:24:31,013
(SCOFFS) No, you wouldn't.

517
00:24:31,014 --> 00:24:33,316
Just listen.

518
00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:35,051
He's singing about

519
00:24:35,052 --> 00:24:38,721
the love of his life moving on from him,

520
00:24:38,722 --> 00:24:41,424
but there's no bitterness in him.

521
00:24:41,425 --> 00:24:45,027
He's just grateful to have loved her.

522
00:24:45,028 --> 00:24:48,465
<i>♪ Before I let you take me home... ♪</i>

523
00:24:48,466 --> 00:24:50,467
He was lost before he met her

524
00:24:50,468 --> 00:24:52,968
and then she became his home.

525
00:24:52,969 --> 00:24:55,181
And in the chorus, listen,
he's saying goodbye,

526
00:24:55,182 --> 00:24:57,405
but he can't quite let go.

527
00:24:57,406 --> 00:24:58,740
<i>YOUNG NICKY: ♪ We began ♪</i>

528
00:24:58,741 --> 00:25:00,609
<i>♪ To laugh ♪</i>

529
00:25:00,610 --> 00:25:04,145
<i>♪ And cry and cry ♪</i>

530
00:25:04,146 --> 00:25:06,615
<i>♪ And laugh about it ♪</i>

531
00:25:06,616 --> 00:25:08,816
<i>♪ All again... ♪</i>

532
00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:13,722
He's sending her away
and calling her back

533
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:16,091
in the same breath.

534
00:25:16,092 --> 00:25:19,227
<i>♪ I forget to pray for the angels... ♪</i>

535
00:25:19,228 --> 00:25:22,097
I just hope that she came back to him

536
00:25:22,098 --> 00:25:23,932
and that they laughed again.

537
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:29,737
<i>♪ And then the angels forget
to pray for us... ♪</i>

538
00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:33,975
RANDALL: <i>♪ Now so long, Marianne ♪</i>

539
00:25:33,976 --> 00:25:36,644
<i>♪ It's time ♪</i>

540
00:25:36,645 --> 00:25:39,847
<i>♪ We began to laugh ♪</i>

541
00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:43,384
<i>♪ And cry and cry ♪</i>

542
00:25:43,385 --> 00:25:47,821
<i>♪ And laugh about it all again... ♪</i>

543
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:56,196
I hope she went back to him
and they laughed together again.

544
00:25:56,197 --> 00:25:57,732
Something my dad would always say

545
00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,766
whenever he listened to this song.

546
00:25:59,767 --> 00:26:03,770
- Uh, nope, he called it a poem.
- (CRYING)

547
00:26:03,771 --> 00:26:07,841
He'd give us all kind of
hell if we called it a song.

548
00:26:07,842 --> 00:26:09,842
(HUMMING SOFTLY)

549
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,522
Can we, uh, make a quick stop

550
00:26:22,523 --> 00:26:24,724
on the way home?

551
00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:27,059
Sure.

552
00:26:34,982 --> 00:26:37,336
- Everything good?
- It was delicious.

553
00:26:37,337 --> 00:26:40,406
Thank you very much.

554
00:26:40,407 --> 00:26:41,806
(CLEARS THROAT)

555
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,182
(SIGHS) I just had it.

556
00:26:55,055 --> 00:26:57,423
Come on.

557
00:26:57,424 --> 00:27:00,460
Um, ma'am? Hi. Sorry.

558
00:27:00,461 --> 00:27:02,361
Um, I need to call my son,

559
00:27:02,362 --> 00:27:04,363
and I can't find my phone.

560
00:27:04,364 --> 00:27:06,465
Um, uh, do you, do you have a phone

561
00:27:06,466 --> 00:27:07,800
that I can use?

562
00:27:07,801 --> 00:27:09,668
A telephone?

563
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:12,104
- To call... Yeah.
- Oh.

564
00:27:12,105 --> 00:27:13,606
Uh, great.

565
00:27:13,607 --> 00:27:16,141
(SIGHS)

566
00:27:16,142 --> 00:27:17,643
God.

567
00:27:17,644 --> 00:27:20,145
I don't know his number.

568
00:27:20,146 --> 00:27:22,280
I can't... His number is in my phone,

569
00:27:22,281 --> 00:27:24,149
and I need my phone to call him.

570
00:27:24,150 --> 00:27:27,019
I need to call my son.

571
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,588
(FADING): You're not
helping me right now.

572
00:27:29,589 --> 00:27:31,255
I need to call my...

573
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:43,477
- (GASPS) You found it.
- (FUSSING)

574
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,678
- There it is.
- Hey, Tobe.

575
00:27:44,679 --> 00:27:46,398
- Yeah?
- Talk to you for a minute?

576
00:27:46,399 --> 00:27:47,814
Yeah, of course. Just give me one sec.

577
00:27:47,815 --> 00:27:52,553
These are sweet potatoes.

578
00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:54,821
They are orange.

579
00:27:54,822 --> 00:27:58,559
They're like the regular
potato's sassy aunt.

580
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,059
(JACK FUSSING)

581
00:28:03,731 --> 00:28:04,930
What's up?

582
00:28:07,702 --> 00:28:09,735
Happy Thanksgiving.

583
00:28:12,139 --> 00:28:13,807
Happy Thanksgiving.

584
00:28:13,808 --> 00:28:15,675
All right.

585
00:28:17,745 --> 00:28:20,039
SHAUNA: Oh, come on, that
was pass interference.

586
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,749
Hey, you like football now?

587
00:28:22,750 --> 00:28:24,818
Oh, Dej, I'm a die-hard Eagles fan.

588
00:28:24,819 --> 00:28:27,821
- I bleed green and white.
- Since when?

589
00:28:27,822 --> 00:28:29,723
Well, some friends
from work get together

590
00:28:29,724 --> 00:28:31,591
every Sunday and watch the games.

591
00:28:31,592 --> 00:28:33,782
We all bring different
dishes, do a potluck.

592
00:28:33,783 --> 00:28:35,494
I've gotten really into it.

593
00:28:35,495 --> 00:28:37,830
(CHUCKLES)

594
00:28:39,227 --> 00:28:42,196
Sounds like fun.

595
00:28:42,197 --> 00:28:44,130
Um, excuse me a second.

596
00:28:46,869 --> 00:28:48,302
RANDALL: After you.

597
00:28:48,303 --> 00:28:50,237
Hey. Shauna.

598
00:28:50,238 --> 00:28:52,639
You're early. It's good to see you.

599
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,442
You look great.

600
00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:57,545
Uh, Nicky, this is
Shauna. She's our, uh,

601
00:28:57,546 --> 00:29:01,446
- adopted daughter's biological mother.
- Okay.

602
00:29:01,447 --> 00:29:04,239
- Yeah.
- Um, I need a platter.

603
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,446
Oh, it's in the pantry. Right here.

604
00:29:06,447 --> 00:29:08,262
- Oh, got it.
- I'll be right with you, Shauna.

605
00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:10,558
I can't wait to catch up.

606
00:29:10,559 --> 00:29:12,159
Is my mom here?

607
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,528
- Not yet, baby.
- Huh.

608
00:29:14,529 --> 00:29:16,763
- (WHISPERS): How's Shauna?
- She's good.

609
00:29:16,764 --> 00:29:18,632
She has a job and an apartment,

610
00:29:18,633 --> 00:29:20,801
and, um, made an upside down cake.

611
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,002
That's a good thing?

612
00:29:22,003 --> 00:29:24,472
Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll be right back, okay?

613
00:29:24,473 --> 00:29:27,735
Okay. Hey, guys. One sec.

614
00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:29,126
<i>REBECCA (RECORDED): You're
reached Rebecca Pearson.</i>

615
00:29:29,127 --> 00:29:30,327
<i>Please leave a message.</i>

616
00:29:30,328 --> 00:29:33,346
Hey, Mom. Uh, you haven't
returned any of my texts

617
00:29:33,347 --> 00:29:35,014
and now your phone's off.

618
00:29:35,015 --> 00:29:38,518
Trying not to worry, but,
um, it's almost time to eat,

619
00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:42,688
so hope you're close. Please come home.

620
00:29:42,689 --> 00:29:45,391
Bye. What's up, sis?

621
00:29:45,392 --> 00:29:47,793
- Hi.
- How're you doing?

622
00:29:47,794 --> 00:29:50,730
- (SOFT KNOCKING)
- Hey.

623
00:29:50,731 --> 00:29:54,200
We're gonna sit down to dinner
as soon as Rebecca gets back.

624
00:29:54,201 --> 00:29:55,467
Cool.

625
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,738
Your mom seems like
she's doing pretty great.

626
00:29:59,739 --> 00:30:01,406
(SNIFFLES)

627
00:30:01,407 --> 00:30:05,377
She is. She-she loves her new job,

628
00:30:05,378 --> 00:30:08,847
and she has a whole bunch of friends.

629
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:13,385
She has a new apartment and
it sounds real nice, too,

630
00:30:13,386 --> 00:30:16,654
um, even has a fireplace. (CHUCKLES)

631
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:21,092
When I was growing up,

632
00:30:21,093 --> 00:30:25,063
we'd always say one day
that we'd have a fireplace.

633
00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:29,300
Now... she finally has one.

634
00:30:34,306 --> 00:30:37,676
(QUIETLY): Why couldn't
she be like this for me?

635
00:30:37,677 --> 00:30:40,545
Oh, honey.

636
00:30:40,546 --> 00:30:42,546
(CRYING)

637
00:30:47,653 --> 00:30:49,187
Hey,

638
00:30:49,188 --> 00:30:53,257
tell me the story about that video.

639
00:30:53,258 --> 00:30:55,093
What?

640
00:30:55,094 --> 00:30:57,418
With you and your mom and the dancing.

641
00:30:57,419 --> 00:31:00,298
- Oh. (CHUCKLES)
- Tell me about that day.

642
00:31:00,299 --> 00:31:02,734
Um...

643
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,635
Yeah, I got it.

644
00:31:04,636 --> 00:31:08,005
Our downstairs neighbor, Mrs. Henderson,

645
00:31:08,006 --> 00:31:11,675
um, she was as mean as they come,

646
00:31:11,676 --> 00:31:14,878
and... on that morning,

647
00:31:14,879 --> 00:31:18,348
she was out front and she
asked me what we were doing

648
00:31:18,349 --> 00:31:19,750
for Thanksgiving and I told her

649
00:31:19,751 --> 00:31:22,652
we were bringing in takeout.

650
00:31:22,653 --> 00:31:24,855
And then she said something

651
00:31:24,856 --> 00:31:29,193
about how my mama
wasn't raising me right

652
00:31:29,194 --> 00:31:31,695
and how maybe if she knew how to cook,

653
00:31:31,696 --> 00:31:33,630
she'd be able to keep a man around.

654
00:31:33,631 --> 00:31:36,066
- Ugh, Mrs. Henderson.
- Right?

655
00:31:36,067 --> 00:31:41,004
And my mom knew Mrs. Henderson
hated when we made noise,

656
00:31:41,005 --> 00:31:44,507
so there was no better
revenge in her mind

657
00:31:44,508 --> 00:31:47,644
than teaching me the Cupid Shuffle.

658
00:31:47,645 --> 00:31:49,045
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

659
00:31:49,046 --> 00:31:51,214
I mean, music cranked all the way up,

660
00:31:51,215 --> 00:31:53,595
feet stomping as loud as we could stomp.

661
00:31:53,596 --> 00:31:56,319
- Genius.
- It was... it was perfect.

662
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,519
(CHUCKLING)

663
00:31:58,556 --> 00:32:00,757
Hey.

664
00:32:00,758 --> 00:32:05,061
You may not have gotten
the fireplace, but...

665
00:32:05,062 --> 00:32:07,096
don't let yourself forget all the times

666
00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:10,499
you had with her when she
was absolutely perfect.

667
00:32:13,937 --> 00:32:15,470
Yeah.

668
00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:27,495
REBECCA: Thank you for the
ride, Officers, but this is all

669
00:32:27,496 --> 00:32:28,984
really unnecessary.

670
00:32:28,985 --> 00:32:32,521
You're a long way from Los Angeles.

671
00:32:32,522 --> 00:32:37,058
Yeah. I'm out here visiting family.

672
00:32:37,059 --> 00:32:39,927
We always get together
for special occasions.

673
00:32:53,235 --> 00:32:55,303
♪♪

674
00:32:55,304 --> 00:32:57,939
(MUTED CHATTER)

675
00:32:57,940 --> 00:32:59,673
- Hey, hey.
- So...

676
00:32:59,674 --> 00:33:01,409
Tell me, how did... you know,
how'd it go with Uncle Nicky?

677
00:33:01,410 --> 00:33:02,676
Dude, it went great.

678
00:33:02,677 --> 00:33:04,895
- Really?
- He's in the kitchen fixing something

679
00:33:04,896 --> 00:33:08,816
to add to our dinner. Been very
secretive about it. It's cute.

680
00:33:08,817 --> 00:33:11,119
- He is cute.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

681
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,154
- And still no Mom?
- No.

682
00:33:13,155 --> 00:33:16,024
Why would she go off by
herself on Thanksgiving?

683
00:33:16,025 --> 00:33:18,326
She must've really wanted to
see that new De Niro movie.

684
00:33:18,327 --> 00:33:20,820
- TOBY: Do you know who Steve Guttenberg is?
- Yeah.

685
00:33:20,821 --> 00:33:22,830
TOBY: He is one of my
top three favorite...

686
00:33:22,831 --> 00:33:25,698
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

687
00:33:25,699 --> 00:33:27,367
What about Michael Winslow?

688
00:33:27,368 --> 00:33:30,270
- Excuse me.
- RANDALL: A sound effects genius.

689
00:33:30,271 --> 00:33:32,771
- NICKY: Excuse me. Uh...
- (CHATTER QUIETS)

690
00:33:34,809 --> 00:33:37,911
Well, I've learned that, uh...

691
00:33:37,912 --> 00:33:40,113
traditions inspired by Jack Pearson

692
00:33:40,114 --> 00:33:42,149
are sort of the
backbone of this shindig.

693
00:33:42,150 --> 00:33:44,617
So... (CHUCKLES)

694
00:33:44,618 --> 00:33:47,220
So, uh... here goes.

695
00:33:47,221 --> 00:33:49,189
Uh...

696
00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:51,558
Thanksgivings growing up

697
00:33:51,559 --> 00:33:54,328
weren't... you know, jolly

698
00:33:54,329 --> 00:33:56,429
like this.

699
00:33:57,465 --> 00:34:00,599
But... we made do.

700
00:34:02,369 --> 00:34:06,840
So how bent you think
the old man's gonna be?

701
00:34:06,841 --> 00:34:09,140
I think this one's gonna be a doozy.

702
00:34:15,716 --> 00:34:19,218
It was actually the
best Thanksgiving ever.

703
00:34:19,219 --> 00:34:23,388
Okay, so then, we'll
do it again next year.

704
00:34:24,859 --> 00:34:26,893
And the year after that.

705
00:34:26,894 --> 00:34:30,061
And then again, the year after that.

706
00:34:33,868 --> 00:34:36,970
And we would've kept that promise.

707
00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:39,270
And we would've kept that tradition.

708
00:34:41,107 --> 00:34:42,307
But life, you know?

709
00:34:42,308 --> 00:34:45,109
Got in the way.

710
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:50,280
So...

711
00:34:51,384 --> 00:34:55,020
Here is five pounds
of Thanksgiving shrimp.

712
00:34:55,021 --> 00:34:57,022
(LAUGHTER)

713
00:34:57,023 --> 00:34:59,657
NICKY: Yeah.

714
00:35:01,995 --> 00:35:03,394
It's for Jack.

715
00:35:06,198 --> 00:35:09,033
My brother. And, uh...

716
00:35:10,737 --> 00:35:14,738
Yeah, to new... family traditions, so...

717
00:35:15,774 --> 00:35:18,809
- Enjoy.
- Hear, hear.

718
00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:20,610
♪♪

719
00:35:22,279 --> 00:35:25,883
LUCY: Jack, five-minute warning.
Everyone'll be here soon.

720
00:35:25,884 --> 00:35:28,318
- Those hot dogs smell amazing.
- I know.

721
00:35:28,319 --> 00:35:31,221
Our baby and I need to eat them stat.

722
00:35:31,222 --> 00:35:34,024
Have some shrimp. There's five pounds.

723
00:35:36,194 --> 00:35:38,562
♪♪

724
00:35:39,965 --> 00:35:42,700
(INDISTINCT CHATTER NEARBY)

725
00:35:42,701 --> 00:35:44,100
(SIGHS)

726
00:35:49,974 --> 00:35:52,176
It was really beautiful, Uncle Nicky.

727
00:35:52,177 --> 00:35:54,810
Eh... Hey, kid.

728
00:35:57,014 --> 00:35:59,116
I think it's time for
you to get back to L.A.

729
00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:00,384
Live your own life.

730
00:36:00,385 --> 00:36:03,087
I'm gonna be just fine, Kevin.

731
00:36:03,088 --> 00:36:06,590
And if I need you, I'll call you.

732
00:36:06,591 --> 00:36:09,225
If you need me, you call me.

733
00:36:14,532 --> 00:36:15,632
- Okay.
- Good.

734
00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:17,100
Okay. Yeah.

735
00:36:27,277 --> 00:36:29,612
♪♪

736
00:36:29,613 --> 00:36:32,214
(MUTED): Feel like
you disappeared on me.

737
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,351
♪♪

738
00:36:46,597 --> 00:36:47,930
- Look at this Pilgrim Rick.
- Pilgrim Rick.

739
00:36:47,931 --> 00:36:50,032
- (GOBBLING)
- (LAUGHTER)

740
00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:51,434
- (JACK FUSSING)
- TOBY: I know, I know, I know.

741
00:36:51,435 --> 00:36:53,503
Kate, will you grab my phone
real quick before he melts down?

742
00:36:53,504 --> 00:36:55,771
- I got it.
- This is a special moment, Jack.

743
00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:58,974
- TOBY: Oh...
- MIGUEL: There we...

744
00:36:58,975 --> 00:37:00,475
RANDALL: That's what
you call full circle.

745
00:37:00,476 --> 00:37:02,344
- (JACK CRYING)
- MIGUEL: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

746
00:37:02,345 --> 00:37:03,978
- TOBY: Hey, Kate?
- _

747
00:37:05,949 --> 00:37:09,584
Can you say shrimp? Can you
say five pounds of shrimp?

748
00:37:09,585 --> 00:37:13,155
- Kate? Photo? Huh? Yeah?
- Yeah.

749
00:37:13,156 --> 00:37:14,672
We don't want to miss
this; he's gonna melt down.

750
00:37:14,673 --> 00:37:16,215
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

751
00:37:16,216 --> 00:37:18,060
- TOBY: Okay, ready?
- (JACK CRYING)

752
00:37:18,061 --> 00:37:20,129
- Say "shrimp".
- Got it.

753
00:37:20,130 --> 00:37:21,396
TESS: Kevin!

754
00:37:21,397 --> 00:37:24,399
- (CHUCKLING)
- Yo. What do we got?

755
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,834
How we doing?

756
00:37:25,835 --> 00:37:27,502
TESS: The comments.

757
00:37:27,503 --> 00:37:30,305
- KEVIN: That's what's up! See, this is great.
- TESS: I know.

758
00:37:30,306 --> 00:37:31,939
Look at this. These are great... oh.

759
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:33,542
- I sense joy here.
- Yes.

760
00:37:33,543 --> 00:37:35,644
- I could use some. What's happening?
- Well...

761
00:37:35,645 --> 00:37:36,944
(WHISPERS): Yeah, you can tell him.

762
00:37:36,945 --> 00:37:40,315
Your daughter came
out on Instagram today.

763
00:37:40,316 --> 00:37:41,882
- What?
- KEVIN: Yeah.

764
00:37:43,519 --> 00:37:45,086
Wow, Tess.

765
00:37:45,087 --> 00:37:46,507
- This is huge.
- Yeah.

766
00:37:46,508 --> 00:37:47,656
Thanks. My phone is,

767
00:37:47,657 --> 00:37:49,638
like, blowing up. I've
got to go deal with this.

768
00:37:49,639 --> 00:37:51,259
- Yes.
- Yeah, of course, no.

769
00:37:51,260 --> 00:37:53,027
My goodness.

770
00:37:53,028 --> 00:37:55,197
- Well, look at you, Ray Donovan.
- Yeah.

771
00:37:55,198 --> 00:37:57,101
- Just fixing everybody.
- Well, I don't know about that.

772
00:37:57,102 --> 00:37:58,241
(LAUGHS)

773
00:37:58,242 --> 00:38:00,669
Brother. What's next for you?

774
00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:03,738
Uh, next is, um...

775
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:06,840
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

776
00:38:07,876 --> 00:38:09,210
I don't know, man.

777
00:38:09,211 --> 00:38:11,813
You know, I-I spent two
months in that small town.

778
00:38:11,814 --> 00:38:15,083
You know, spent every day
with-with two virtual strangers,

779
00:38:15,084 --> 00:38:17,856
and, uh... I got to tell you,

780
00:38:17,857 --> 00:38:19,501
I haven't had that
feeling since I was a kid.

781
00:38:19,502 --> 00:38:21,089
You know? Just...

782
00:38:21,090 --> 00:38:24,592
a feeling of, um...

783
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:27,394
just being responsible
for other people. You know?

784
00:38:27,395 --> 00:38:30,631
Sense of a family. So...

785
00:38:30,632 --> 00:38:33,801
I liked it. You know?

786
00:38:33,802 --> 00:38:36,971
- I liked it, so I think, um...
- (JACK CRYING)

787
00:38:36,972 --> 00:38:38,773
I think that's what's next for me.

788
00:38:38,774 --> 00:38:41,275
Yeah. For sure.

789
00:38:41,276 --> 00:38:42,643
Absolutely. By the time I'm 40,

790
00:38:42,644 --> 00:38:44,378
I'm gonna have a wife,
I'm gonna have a kid,

791
00:38:44,379 --> 00:38:47,281
- the whole shebang.
- You should probably date somebody first.

792
00:38:47,282 --> 00:38:49,717
You know, it's only nine
months till our birthday.

793
00:38:49,718 --> 00:38:52,052
- Why you always got to be a buzzkill? Huh?
- (CHUCKLING)

794
00:38:52,053 --> 00:38:54,940
By the way, where is Mom? I'm starving.

795
00:38:54,941 --> 00:38:56,393
Are you starving? I'm starving.

796
00:38:56,394 --> 00:38:57,661
Uh...

797
00:39:01,363 --> 00:39:03,396
♪♪

798
00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:07,799
All right, ma'am, you're home.

799
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,200
Everything's gonna be okay.

800
00:39:34,028 --> 00:39:36,897
- Mom. Come on in. Hi.
- Hi.

801
00:39:36,898 --> 00:39:39,266
Thank you very much
for bringing her home.

802
00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:41,511
Thank God. Mom, we've been, you know,

803
00:39:41,512 --> 00:39:44,737
- calling nonstop.
- I'm sorry, I-I went out

804
00:39:44,738 --> 00:39:47,340
to try and get you a
birthday cake to surprise you,

805
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:49,713
and then I got all... turned around.

806
00:39:49,714 --> 00:39:52,978
- I hope I didn't ruin your whole party.
- No.

807
00:39:52,979 --> 00:39:56,014
- Happy 40th, sweetheart.
- Thanks, Mom. Thank you.

808
00:39:58,251 --> 00:40:01,587
- Happy birthday.
- KATE: Thank you, Mom.

809
00:40:01,588 --> 00:40:04,523
- Here, I got you this.
- Thank you.

810
00:40:07,461 --> 00:40:08,795
RANDALL: You came back.

811
00:40:08,796 --> 00:40:10,396
I was getting worried.

812
00:40:10,397 --> 00:40:11,931
Of course I came back.

813
00:40:11,932 --> 00:40:14,066
That movie was three
and a half hours long,

814
00:40:14,067 --> 00:40:16,234
and then the line at the store was huge.

815
00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:18,236
I left you a bunch of messages.

816
00:40:18,237 --> 00:40:21,340
Oh. I turned off my
cell phone for the movie.

817
00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:23,342
I must've forgotten to turn it back on.

818
00:40:23,343 --> 00:40:25,510
- I'm sorry.
- (SIGHS)

819
00:40:25,511 --> 00:40:28,580
Hi, everyone. (CHUCKLES)
Look at the hat.

820
00:40:28,581 --> 00:40:30,848
♪♪

821
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,360
_

822
00:40:41,361 --> 00:40:42,627
All right, thanks.

823
00:40:42,628 --> 00:40:44,152
Oh, how's she doing back there?

824
00:40:44,153 --> 00:40:46,857
Uh, she's laying down.
She's a little nauseous.

825
00:40:46,858 --> 00:40:48,390
My fiancée's

826
00:40:48,391 --> 00:40:51,969
got morning sickness at
all hours of the day, so...

827
00:40:51,970 --> 00:40:53,437
Oh, try ginger tea.

828
00:40:53,438 --> 00:40:54,972
- That always worked for me.
- Yeah?

829
00:40:54,973 --> 00:40:57,441
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- Ginger tea. Good tip. Thank you.

830
00:40:57,442 --> 00:41:00,277
And, um, thank you very much
for bringing my mom home.

831
00:41:00,278 --> 00:41:02,479
Yes, thank you.

832
00:41:03,482 --> 00:41:05,182
OFFICER: Good luck with that.

833
00:41:05,183 --> 00:41:07,150
Thank you.

834
00:41:07,151 --> 00:41:10,620
Kevin, is Randall here yet?

835
00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:14,057
No, Mom. Randall's not coming.

836
00:41:14,058 --> 00:41:16,259
We're not speaking, remember?

837
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,232
Mmm, looks delicious.

838
00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:25,067
Hey.

839
00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,804
- And I'll just take that off your hands.
- Don't... Now...

840
00:41:27,805 --> 00:41:30,206
Stop. Hey.

841
00:41:30,207 --> 00:41:32,008
- Hmm?
- Um...

842
00:41:32,009 --> 00:41:34,544
I'm really sorry, Mom.

843
00:41:34,545 --> 00:41:35,912
About last night.

844
00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:38,347
I was probably overreacting and...

845
00:41:38,348 --> 00:41:40,348
you know.

846
00:41:43,953 --> 00:41:48,457
I was halfway through the
trailer of<i> Cats...</i>

847
00:41:48,458 --> 00:41:52,427
when I couldn't remember
what movie I went to go see.

848
00:41:57,801 --> 00:42:00,468
I think I need to see a doctor.

849
00:42:02,472 --> 00:42:04,539
Okay.

850
00:42:23,663 --> 00:42:31,663
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