1 00:00:14,361 --> 00:00:18,297 And now this actress is having problems getting another series... 2 00:00:18,365 --> 00:00:21,493 because everybody sees her as Evelyn. 3 00:00:21,568 --> 00:00:22,660 l see. 4 00:00:22,736 --> 00:00:26,297 They want her to bring Evelyn back. She can't get away from it. 5 00:00:26,373 --> 00:00:30,400 ln fact the series could be called Aren't you Evelyn? 6 00:00:30,610 --> 00:00:34,171 Or I'm Not Evelyn. Something like that. 7 00:00:34,548 --> 00:00:36,209 -l love it. -lt's funny, right? 8 00:00:36,283 --> 00:00:39,810 l am just so excited about this. This is wonderful, this is great. 9 00:00:39,886 --> 00:00:41,148 l'm glad you like it. 10 00:00:41,221 --> 00:00:45,021 l'm not surprised. I knew you would come here with something brilliant. 11 00:00:45,092 --> 00:00:46,957 -You did. -lt's very funny. 12 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:48,790 l am just so excited. 13 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:51,092 What's with you and the water? 14 00:00:51,865 --> 00:00:54,595 Doctor's orders. l'm dehydrated or something... 15 00:00:54,668 --> 00:00:57,262 and l've got to drink 8 of these a day. 16 00:00:57,337 --> 00:00:59,305 Constantly running to the bathroom. 17 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:02,604 The other thing is that Jason will be working with us as well. 18 00:01:02,676 --> 00:01:04,268 -Jason? -Alexander. 19 00:01:04,344 --> 00:01:06,073 Alexander, you're kidding me? 20 00:01:06,146 --> 00:01:08,774 -No, isn't that great? -What's he doing? 21 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:11,409 lt's about a motivational speaker. 22 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:14,181 -When did that happen? -Past few weeks. 23 00:01:14,254 --> 00:01:18,122 We've had a few meetings and we're very close to having it happen. 24 00:01:18,191 --> 00:01:20,386 Where did you meet, if I may ask? 25 00:01:20,527 --> 00:01:22,757 -Here. -He came here? 26 00:01:22,829 --> 00:01:24,592 Yes, Jason, here. 27 00:01:24,664 --> 00:01:27,292 About 4 meetings now. Such a wonderful actor. 28 00:01:27,367 --> 00:01:30,063 Yeah, nothing like him. He's the greatest guy. 29 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:33,106 They'll both be so different from how they were on Seinfeld. 30 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:36,734 So, l'm just thrilled about this. l just think that this is grand. 31 00:01:36,810 --> 00:01:39,438 This is a green light, absolutely. 32 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:41,208 l am so excited about this. 33 00:01:41,281 --> 00:01:43,374 -We're delighted. -Thank you. 34 00:01:43,450 --> 00:01:44,917 l'm so pleased. 35 00:01:45,085 --> 00:01:48,111 So now that you're all part of the ABC family... 36 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:52,124 we're having a screening of Harriet Beecher Stowe tonight. 37 00:01:52,192 --> 00:01:55,218 Oh, my God. My wife's good friend was the art director on that. 38 00:01:55,295 --> 00:01:57,126 -l heard it's great. -How is Susie? 39 00:01:57,197 --> 00:02:00,598 We split up. l'm living in a hotel. 40 00:02:00,667 --> 00:02:03,864 -l'm sorry to hear that. -Don't be! lt's great. 41 00:02:04,971 --> 00:02:06,996 But it's a wonderful mini-series. 42 00:02:07,073 --> 00:02:09,234 Part 1 is tonight, part 2 is tomorrow night. 43 00:02:09,309 --> 00:02:10,867 lt's just beautifully shot. 44 00:02:10,944 --> 00:02:12,309 Love you to come. 45 00:02:12,379 --> 00:02:16,372 The only thing is that my older kid has a pinkeye, so.... 46 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:18,213 l mean, it's not contagious, but.... 47 00:02:18,285 --> 00:02:20,310 Sorry. You'll come, Larry? 48 00:02:20,754 --> 00:02:23,552 -Yeah, sure. -We'll go, sure. 49 00:02:23,623 --> 00:02:27,457 Afterwards, we're going to have something over at the house, Anne's preparing... 50 00:02:27,527 --> 00:02:29,256 and you can come along, all right? 51 00:02:29,329 --> 00:02:31,661 All right, good. We'll see you there. 52 00:02:31,731 --> 00:02:34,222 What's the difference between Harriet Beecher Stowe... 53 00:02:34,301 --> 00:02:35,393 and Harriet Tubman? 54 00:02:38,605 --> 00:02:40,698 l think we might be due for some sex tonight. 55 00:02:40,774 --> 00:02:42,332 -You think? -l do, yeah. 56 00:02:42,409 --> 00:02:44,900 Did you pencil that in and didn't tell me? 57 00:02:47,113 --> 00:02:49,809 l think it's about to start. You guys going in over here? 58 00:02:49,883 --> 00:02:51,942 -Yeah. -l saw Susie walk in over there. 59 00:02:52,018 --> 00:02:54,145 So, l'm gonna go in over there. l'm not here. 60 00:02:54,221 --> 00:02:55,916 -l haven't seen you. -Have not seen me. 61 00:02:55,989 --> 00:02:58,287 All right, bye. l'll talk to you later. 62 00:02:58,358 --> 00:02:59,791 Yeah, he's hard to miss. 63 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:02,090 Larry, l'm so glad you were able to make it. 64 00:03:02,162 --> 00:03:05,154 -l'm Lane Michaelson. How do you do? -He's the ABC guy. 65 00:03:05,232 --> 00:03:08,395 We are so happy to have your husband on board. 66 00:03:08,468 --> 00:03:11,198 Listen, we're gonna see you tonight at the house, right? 67 00:03:11,271 --> 00:03:13,739 -Yes, at the house. -Anne wants to see you, so please. 68 00:03:13,807 --> 00:03:16,469 -Really? -Yes, okay, take care. Have a great time. 69 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:18,443 -Enjoy the show. -Thank you. 70 00:03:19,246 --> 00:03:20,474 l'm exhausted. 71 00:03:20,547 --> 00:03:23,175 He must have a lot on his mind tonight. 72 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:26,185 -A lot of coffee, that man. -He was in such a hurry. 73 00:03:26,253 --> 00:03:29,654 Excuse me, there's no food or drink in the theater. l'm sorry. 74 00:03:31,391 --> 00:03:34,690 Really? I got a condition. l really need to have this. 75 00:03:34,761 --> 00:03:37,286 You're gonna have to finish it out here. l'm sorry. 76 00:03:37,864 --> 00:03:40,196 -Okay, why don't you go in and.... -Get a seat. 77 00:03:40,267 --> 00:03:42,258 l'll meet you in there. 78 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:45,668 l mean, what if I have a really bad kidney thing? l'm not-- 79 00:03:45,739 --> 00:03:49,334 -Maybe you should finish it outside. -Yeah, maybe I should. 80 00:03:50,777 --> 00:03:53,109 -Do you like these seats? -Great seats. 81 00:03:53,179 --> 00:03:56,114 l'm giving you the aisle, considering all the water you've had. 82 00:03:56,182 --> 00:03:58,173 -l'm looking out for you. -This is great. 83 00:03:58,251 --> 00:04:01,152 -What a nice little theater. -Yeah, it's beautiful. 84 00:04:05,125 --> 00:04:09,084 ls that the same woman who just told me to get rid of the water? 85 00:04:09,930 --> 00:04:11,557 Yeah, I think it is. 86 00:04:12,933 --> 00:04:16,869 What's the deal? What is she doing? Does she work here, or is she a guest? 87 00:04:17,504 --> 00:04:20,234 -Yeah, I thought she was working. -Me, too. 88 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:21,638 Excuse me. 89 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:24,032 -Excuse me. -Yeah? 90 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:26,169 -Do you work here? -No. 91 00:04:27,547 --> 00:04:30,277 How come you told me to get rid of the water then? 92 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:33,717 l saw you coming in with water. There's no water, that's the rules. 93 00:04:34,487 --> 00:04:37,251 l don't see how it was your concern. You don't work here. 94 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:40,657 lt's the rules. The sign says, ''No food or drink in the theater.'' 95 00:04:40,727 --> 00:04:42,627 l'm sure we would all like to have water. 96 00:04:42,696 --> 00:04:46,223 We're all dying of thirst. What are you, the hallway monitor here? 97 00:04:46,299 --> 00:04:50,201 -Who are you that the rules don't apply? -l'm applying the golden rule. Are you? 98 00:04:50,270 --> 00:04:52,670 l don't think the golden rule applies here. 99 00:04:52,739 --> 00:04:56,072 lf you had water, would you want me to tell you not to bring it in? 100 00:04:56,142 --> 00:04:57,473 How about common courtesy? 101 00:04:57,544 --> 00:05:00,638 But that doesn't supersede the golden rule. That's the big one. 102 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:01,772 You're nuts. 103 00:05:01,848 --> 00:05:03,315 -You're nuts. -All right. 104 00:05:03,383 --> 00:05:04,577 Jackass. 105 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:07,484 ''Now, don't bring any pens or pencils in.'' 106 00:05:07,554 --> 00:05:09,283 Quiet, loser. 107 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:12,419 ''Excuse me, Mrs. Cantor, we've got homework. 108 00:05:12,492 --> 00:05:14,460 ''You forgot to give us homework.'' 109 00:05:14,527 --> 00:05:16,927 Some people are just rude. 110 00:05:19,766 --> 00:05:21,529 ...and she's sitting there. 111 00:05:21,801 --> 00:05:24,099 Now, is she a guest? 112 00:05:24,571 --> 00:05:26,334 Does she work there? 113 00:05:26,773 --> 00:05:29,742 She's just some person that wouldn't let me bring it in. 114 00:05:29,809 --> 00:05:31,436 We had this huge fight. 115 00:05:31,511 --> 00:05:34,503 There she is, right there, on the right. 116 00:05:35,815 --> 00:05:39,046 She's talking to Anne Michaelson, Lane Michaelson's wife. 117 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:42,953 -That's who she's talking to. -That's Lane Michaelson's wife? 118 00:05:47,694 --> 00:05:51,130 So tomorrow night, you guys want to go to dinner before part two? 119 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:54,630 -No. -l do want to go to part two. 120 00:05:54,701 --> 00:05:57,670 You've gotta go to part two. You're part of the ABC family. 121 00:05:57,737 --> 00:05:59,364 We're definitely going to part two. 122 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,964 Yeah, we're not going to dinner with you, though. 123 00:06:02,042 --> 00:06:04,875 -We had already made plans. -That's all right. 124 00:06:04,944 --> 00:06:07,606 We don't have plans, we don't wanna go to dinner with you. 125 00:06:07,681 --> 00:06:10,479 -Frozen margaritas? -Frozen margaritas, thank you. 126 00:06:10,550 --> 00:06:14,042 l actually wanna go 'cause she showed a lot of cleavage for that time. 127 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,154 Stop it. 128 00:06:15,155 --> 00:06:17,555 They didn't wear it that low, and she's really.... 129 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:21,560 -lt was a little much, if you ask me. -l guess it is.... Cleavage. 130 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:27,197 -Cold! Chest freeze! -Okay, Larry. 131 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,832 Put your tongue to the top of your.... 132 00:06:29,903 --> 00:06:32,337 No, your tongue to the roof of your mouth. 133 00:06:32,405 --> 00:06:34,100 Are you all right? 134 00:06:35,408 --> 00:06:37,706 -Chest freeze. -l see, yeah. 135 00:06:38,678 --> 00:06:40,236 lt was too cold, sorry. 136 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:42,144 Would you like some hot tea or something? 137 00:06:42,215 --> 00:06:45,082 -lt'll go away. -So, Anne, you've met Larry? 138 00:06:45,151 --> 00:06:47,881 No, I haven't met Larry, but l've heard a lot about you. 139 00:06:50,323 --> 00:06:54,020 -Hi, nice to meet you. -And l'm Jeff Greene, we met.... 140 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:58,191 -ls there a bathroom I can use? -Yeah, right down there. 141 00:06:58,665 --> 00:07:01,293 Yeah, just to the right. Just go down to the end. 142 00:07:01,367 --> 00:07:03,631 l have to thank your producer, director... 143 00:07:03,703 --> 00:07:07,002 whoever, because they didn't reveal that much bosom in that day.... 144 00:08:17,944 --> 00:08:19,536 -Hello. -Hi. 145 00:08:19,779 --> 00:08:23,340 -ls that a bathroom? -Yeah, why? Do you have to go potty? 146 00:08:23,449 --> 00:08:25,576 Yeah, I do have to go potty. 147 00:08:25,652 --> 00:08:27,745 -You can go in there. -Okay. 148 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:39,430 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 149 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,163 What are you doing? 150 00:08:41,234 --> 00:08:43,395 l'm just brushing my doll's hair. 151 00:08:43,469 --> 00:08:45,733 Yeah? What's her name? 152 00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:46,870 Judy. 153 00:08:46,873 --> 00:08:49,569 ''Judy! Judy! Judy!'' 154 00:08:50,443 --> 00:08:52,468 Boy, she's got pretty long hair. 155 00:08:53,780 --> 00:08:55,805 Do you think maybe it's too long? 156 00:08:57,116 --> 00:08:58,743 lt's kind of long. 157 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:02,045 Yeah, do you think you could give it a haircut? 158 00:09:03,489 --> 00:09:05,889 You want me to give it a haircut? 159 00:09:06,059 --> 00:09:08,527 -Can you? -l guess. 160 00:09:08,595 --> 00:09:10,290 -Okay. -All right. 161 00:09:10,797 --> 00:09:12,890 -See this thing? -Yeah. 162 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,230 lt's called a Swiss Army Knife. 163 00:09:15,969 --> 00:09:17,698 You heard of Switzerland? 164 00:09:17,770 --> 00:09:20,432 lt's a country in Europe, and they don't like to fight. 165 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:23,101 They let everybody do their fighting for them... 166 00:09:23,176 --> 00:09:25,576 while they ski and eat chocolate. 167 00:09:26,646 --> 00:09:28,910 About right there. 168 00:09:28,982 --> 00:09:31,746 You wanna give it a little, kind of, Dorothy Hamill thing? 169 00:09:31,818 --> 00:09:32,910 Yeah. 170 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,884 Boy, she's got really thick hair. 171 00:09:35,955 --> 00:09:38,014 At least it'll be shorter. 172 00:09:38,524 --> 00:09:39,855 All right. 173 00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:43,326 -Yeah. -She looks much prettier. 174 00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:46,832 l think so, too. Look at that. l really think I did a great job. 175 00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:50,028 -Yeah, you did a great job. -Yeah, now l'd take her out. 176 00:09:50,103 --> 00:09:53,664 Yeah, now this is definitely easier to brush, and it looks great. 177 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,971 Can I tell you something? lt's a very French look. lt's very French. 178 00:09:57,043 --> 00:09:59,773 -She looks prettier. -Good luck, Judy! 179 00:09:59,846 --> 00:10:01,143 Thank you. 180 00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:17,155 -There's no lock on that bathroom door. -l know. 181 00:10:17,697 --> 00:10:19,824 -That's crazy. -l know. lt's insane. 182 00:10:19,899 --> 00:10:21,764 That's your top priority in a house. 183 00:10:21,834 --> 00:10:23,802 -ln the bathroom. -Yeah, of course. 184 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,838 -Will you guard the door while I go? -Sure. 185 00:10:25,905 --> 00:10:27,304 2 minutes. 186 00:10:32,979 --> 00:10:36,540 -Mommy, mommy! -Tara, what is it, honey? 187 00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:39,346 -Look at my doll's hair. -Why did you cut her hair? 188 00:10:39,419 --> 00:10:41,319 l didn't cut it! He did! 189 00:10:41,387 --> 00:10:43,651 -He cut it. -ls this true? 190 00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:46,521 Yeah, she asked me. She asked me to give it a haircut. 191 00:10:46,592 --> 00:10:49,459 You walked into my daughter's room and cut her Judy's hair? 192 00:10:49,529 --> 00:10:52,020 -lt's not fair. -She asked me to give it a haircut. 193 00:10:52,098 --> 00:10:55,295 And did you happen to tell her that maybe it wouldn't grow back? 194 00:10:55,368 --> 00:10:58,269 -He didn't tell her. -l thought it was understood. 195 00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:00,500 How could you not understand... 196 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:03,872 that a little girl has a vivid imagination? She's extremely gifted. 197 00:11:03,943 --> 00:11:05,103 Sorry. 198 00:11:05,178 --> 00:11:09,080 And this little girl doesn't know that her dolly's hair won't grow back. 199 00:11:09,148 --> 00:11:11,639 -Do you know who this is? This is Judy. -l thought-- 200 00:11:11,718 --> 00:11:15,279 She is a collector's item. We can't find another one like this. 201 00:11:15,722 --> 00:11:19,180 -l got this doll before she was born. -l can replace it, l'm sure I can. 202 00:11:19,258 --> 00:11:22,159 You can replace it? This is like Liberty, the Beanie Baby. 203 00:11:22,228 --> 00:11:25,254 Out Of Production, OOP, okay? Not coming back. 204 00:11:25,331 --> 00:11:28,823 -lt's never gonna grow back. -What is that? 205 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:31,995 l guess I missed a strand there. l got a Swiss Army-- 206 00:11:32,071 --> 00:11:33,436 lt's ugly, mommy! 207 00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:36,475 Let me get it. I got a Swiss Army Knife. l could get that. 208 00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:39,943 -lt's ugly, the haircut's ugly! -Let's go, Tara. 209 00:11:40,913 --> 00:11:43,814 She said it looked good earlier. She liked it. 210 00:11:43,983 --> 00:11:47,783 -Not a surprise. -l thought it was understood that.... 211 00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:53,654 Go ahead. 212 00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:56,695 Jesus Christ. 213 00:11:57,363 --> 00:12:00,730 Who doesn't know that when you cut a doll's hair... 214 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,030 -it doesn't grow back? -She should know better. 215 00:12:03,102 --> 00:12:05,866 l thought the doll looked better, to tell you the truth. 216 00:12:05,938 --> 00:12:09,499 -l don't know what it looked like. -Ugly. lt was way down to her waist. 217 00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:12,066 -What's the doll's name? Judy? -Yeah. 218 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,477 l might be able to help you with this, okay? 219 00:12:14,547 --> 00:12:18,813 My daughter has a huge doll collection. Her room is filled with dolls. 220 00:12:19,018 --> 00:12:21,213 l think she might have that Judy doll. 221 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:24,654 -You think she's got a Judy doll? -Sounds familiar. l'm not positive. 222 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:28,490 We can go in tomorrow, zip in, zip out, boom. 223 00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:31,894 -Would she miss the doll if-- -No, my daughter's not gonna care. 224 00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:34,660 She won't notice. Hasn't played with it in a long time. 225 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:37,134 We'll go by the house tomorrow, we'll check it out. 226 00:12:37,203 --> 00:12:40,229 Yeah, I mean, otherwise, you know, this is ugly here. 227 00:12:40,306 --> 00:12:42,831 -l know. -All of a sudden I got this deal-- 228 00:12:42,909 --> 00:12:46,640 The whole ABC deal could go down the drain. lt really could. 229 00:12:56,255 --> 00:13:00,316 Honestly, I have never been so humiliated in my life, really. 230 00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:01,792 l fucked up. 231 00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:05,854 -Are you trying to be funny now? -No. 232 00:13:05,932 --> 00:13:09,129 -Because l'm really not in the mood. -l fucked up. 233 00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:10,994 Yeah. 234 00:13:11,070 --> 00:13:14,801 Michaelson really knows me. He knows a lot about me. 235 00:13:16,175 --> 00:13:18,143 What did he see exactly? 236 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:22,273 Everything, exactly. 237 00:13:23,749 --> 00:13:26,843 Like, imagine the worst moment a person can walk in on somebody. 238 00:13:26,919 --> 00:13:27,943 l got it. 239 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:30,511 You think you're alone, and you're in the bathroom. 240 00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,854 -That's what it was. -l got it. 241 00:13:33,659 --> 00:13:36,924 l cannot risk running into him at social functions... 242 00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:39,658 at your little ABC parties and screenings. 243 00:13:39,732 --> 00:13:42,326 l think you're gonna have to just go somewhere else. 244 00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:44,335 Are you out of your mind? 245 00:13:44,403 --> 00:13:48,066 -You wanna end the deal because of this? -Yeah, I do. 246 00:13:48,374 --> 00:13:50,535 We can't go to NBC anymore... 247 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:53,477 because of your environmental problems with General Electric. 248 00:13:53,546 --> 00:13:56,640 HBO, you know what happened with them. lt's all running out. 249 00:13:56,716 --> 00:13:58,411 That's your fault. 250 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:02,283 l got news for you. You might not have to worry... 251 00:14:02,355 --> 00:14:04,550 because it might all be moot. 252 00:14:04,624 --> 00:14:05,682 Why? 253 00:14:05,758 --> 00:14:08,852 Because if I don't replace the doll, it's over. 254 00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:17,826 Divorce? 255 00:14:18,171 --> 00:14:20,537 -ls it a divorce? -Yeah, it's a divorce. 256 00:14:20,606 --> 00:14:23,734 So start packing up 'cause you're moving out. 257 00:14:25,711 --> 00:14:28,236 l wish you wouldn't talk anymore tonight. 258 00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,373 l wish you wouldn't say one more thing to me. 259 00:14:42,628 --> 00:14:45,426 -Sure you wanna do this? -l'm positive, come on. 260 00:14:45,498 --> 00:14:48,524 You don't think Sammy's gonna mind? She's not gonna notice? 261 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:51,195 She's got a million dolls. She's won't notice anything. 262 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:54,271 Here we are in Doll World. 263 00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:59,107 So, there's dolls here, look at all these. 264 00:14:59,812 --> 00:15:02,246 You have no idea how much money l've spent on dolls. 265 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:05,682 -Holy cow, look at this. -This isn't Judy, is it? 266 00:15:06,953 --> 00:15:08,113 This? 267 00:15:09,288 --> 00:15:12,849 -No, I think Judy's hair was lighter. -Okay, all right, l'll look. 268 00:15:12,925 --> 00:15:13,983 She looks Swiss. 269 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:16,426 She looks like Judy. She looks Swiss? All right. 270 00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:21,194 What's up here? Any stuff up here? There's dolls up here? 271 00:15:25,338 --> 00:15:26,805 There you go. 272 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,167 -No. -Yes, it is, of course it is. 273 00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:31,301 No, it's not her. 274 00:15:31,377 --> 00:15:33,038 -That's Judy. -No, it's not Judy! 275 00:15:33,112 --> 00:15:37,048 -l've seen Judy, that's Judy. -No, Judy has brown eyes. 276 00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:39,710 -She has blue eyes. -You don't know the eyes. 277 00:15:39,785 --> 00:15:42,618 -l do know the eyes 'cause-- -l see my daughter call her Judy. 278 00:15:42,688 --> 00:15:44,849 ''Suite: Judy Brown Eyes,'' l said it in my head. 279 00:15:44,924 --> 00:15:46,687 You said, ''Suite: Judy Brown Eyes''? 280 00:15:46,759 --> 00:15:48,852 l know the song is Suite.: Judy Blue Eyes... 281 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:51,396 and she has brown eyes. lt's brown eyes. 282 00:15:51,464 --> 00:15:54,661 -That's not Judy! -Suite: Judy Brown Eyes. 283 00:15:54,734 --> 00:15:56,258 Holy shit. 284 00:15:57,203 --> 00:15:58,602 Where the.... 285 00:15:59,205 --> 00:16:01,400 Some of these dolls are scary. 286 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,168 A bunch of bald ones up here. 287 00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:07,668 -Judy. -What? 288 00:16:08,614 --> 00:16:11,583 -Judy! lt's her. -Yeah. 289 00:16:14,253 --> 00:16:18,417 -My God! What are you.... -l needed this. 290 00:16:19,158 --> 00:16:21,820 -Susie's here. -Shit. Come on. 291 00:16:21,894 --> 00:16:24,328 -Jeffrey? -What do I do? 292 00:16:24,397 --> 00:16:26,592 -Stick it in your jacket. -Jeffrey? 293 00:16:26,666 --> 00:16:30,193 -lt's too big. Where do I put it? -Do something, she's coming up. 294 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:34,300 -Give this to me. -Jeffrey, I saw your car. 295 00:16:34,373 --> 00:16:38,434 What the fuck are you doing here? You're supposed to call first! 296 00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:41,541 -Jeffrey? -So what you wanna be doing is.... 297 00:16:41,614 --> 00:16:43,582 You need a drill. 298 00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:47,312 What is going on here? What are you doing here? 299 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,247 -The amount of sleep that l've lost-- -What are you doing here? 300 00:16:51,324 --> 00:16:54,760 Listen, and l'll tell you. Sammy's shelf has been on my mind. 301 00:16:55,294 --> 00:16:57,455 l've always thought this shelf was loose. 302 00:16:57,530 --> 00:17:00,590 And I came here, and I pushed it and tested it. 303 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,533 -All the dolls fell, right there. -Why don't I believe you? 304 00:17:03,602 --> 00:17:04,680 l don't know. 305 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,434 What are you doing here in Sammy's room, of all places? 306 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,770 And you brought Larry to help you with the shelf? 307 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:13,141 l know a lot about shelving. l put up all the shelves in my house and-- 308 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:15,646 You put the shelves up.... l find that hard to believe. 309 00:17:15,715 --> 00:17:17,945 -He knows a lot about shelving. -l put them all up-- 310 00:17:18,017 --> 00:17:21,009 Mr. California Closets over here all of a sudden? 311 00:17:21,087 --> 00:17:24,352 Look, get the hell.... Leave. And by the way... 312 00:17:24,423 --> 00:17:27,085 do you think I didn't see you at the screening last night? 313 00:17:27,159 --> 00:17:29,354 -You think I didn't notice you? -Okay. 314 00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:32,022 Fat fuck, trying to hide, like you're Mr. lnconspicuous. 315 00:17:32,098 --> 00:17:35,158 -Get out! -Are you going back tonight for part two? 316 00:17:35,234 --> 00:17:36,599 l might be. 317 00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:45,839 What do you think? Do you think it's gonna work? 318 00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:48,175 l hope it works. lt was painful. 319 00:17:48,581 --> 00:17:52,017 You don't think Michaelson's wife.... Do you think she's gonna have.... 320 00:17:52,084 --> 00:17:53,915 She's not gonna have any problem with this? 321 00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:56,181 -With the head, just the head? -That's fine. 322 00:17:56,255 --> 00:17:58,450 She's got the body. You're fine. 323 00:17:58,524 --> 00:18:00,856 -We'll just attach it. -Attach the head. 324 00:18:00,926 --> 00:18:05,863 Yeah, good, that's fine. Boy, that's starting to itch me down there. 325 00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,493 What's wrong, Sammy, darling? 326 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:13,663 Mommy, somebody cut off Judy's head! 327 00:18:19,845 --> 00:18:20,937 Yeah? 328 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:24,374 Judy, I got Judy. 329 00:18:25,217 --> 00:18:26,878 Where's her body? 330 00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:30,679 lt didn't come with a body. 331 00:18:38,431 --> 00:18:42,060 -ls this an authentic Judy? -Believe me, that is Judy. 332 00:18:44,336 --> 00:18:47,464 All right. Why don't you come in? 333 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,031 l'll take it upstairs and make sure it fits. 334 00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,202 Don't worry, it's gonna fit. 335 00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,837 We'll just see about that. 336 00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,914 -May I use your bathroom? -Yeah. 337 00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:03,654 Right here, in the hall. 338 00:19:09,094 --> 00:19:10,618 -How are you doing? -Good. 339 00:19:10,696 --> 00:19:12,789 -Putting a new lock in? -A new lock. 340 00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,890 Beautiful, excellent. 341 00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,491 -Go ahead. -Okay. 342 00:19:17,970 --> 00:19:20,461 -Don't leave your post, okay? -Sure. 343 00:19:34,086 --> 00:19:36,577 That's great. 344 00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:39,816 -l think she's fixed. -Terrific. 345 00:19:40,192 --> 00:19:44,822 -So, thank you. I appreciate it. -You're very welcome, and again... 346 00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:49,333 l'm just sorry about the whole thing and cutting it and.... 347 00:19:50,536 --> 00:19:51,935 You think this is gonna be okay? 348 00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:54,199 Do you think she's gonna notice the difference? 349 00:19:54,273 --> 00:19:56,503 No, she'll never know the difference really. 350 00:19:56,675 --> 00:20:00,634 lf she does, you should enroll her at some kind of school for gifted children. 351 00:20:00,713 --> 00:20:03,739 She's already at Merman. She is gifted, she's highly gifted. 352 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,241 We might not be able to pull it off. 353 00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:11,255 Yeah, it's a shame she didn't know that the hair wasn't gonna grow back, yeah. 354 00:20:11,590 --> 00:20:14,616 l mean, 'cause she's a bright girl. 355 00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:19,895 -She has a vivid imagination. -No, l'm sure she does. 356 00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:24,834 Anyway, so again, l'm sorry. You'll be at part 2? 357 00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,498 -Yeah, l'll be there. -Yeah, okay, great. 358 00:20:27,573 --> 00:20:30,440 -All right, all's well that ends well. -Bye-bye. 359 00:20:31,143 --> 00:20:35,375 You know, I actually think she looked pretty good with the short hair. 360 00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:48,082 -No. -Shit. 361 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,354 God. 362 00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:58,230 Where's the head? 363 00:21:01,273 --> 00:21:04,333 l know you took the doll's head. Where is it? 364 00:21:06,045 --> 00:21:08,070 Where's the fucking head? 365 00:21:09,782 --> 00:21:11,306 l don't know. 366 00:21:12,351 --> 00:21:14,649 The kid is home hysterical... 367 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,214 because her doll, Judy, has been decapitated... 368 00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:21,356 'cause you 2 sickos... 369 00:21:21,427 --> 00:21:24,590 took the head for God knows what reason... 370 00:21:24,730 --> 00:21:28,325 some voodoo shit you're doing. Where is it? 371 00:21:30,169 --> 00:21:33,297 Stop scratching your balls and tell me where it is! 372 00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,473 Just get me the fucking head, all right? 373 00:21:37,676 --> 00:21:42,204 Both of you, 'cause l've had it, you four-eyed fuck and you fat piece of shit! 374 00:21:42,281 --> 00:21:43,908 Get me the head! 375 00:21:49,688 --> 00:21:54,216 -l didn't need that. Man, she's nuts. -What the hell are we gonna do now? 376 00:21:54,493 --> 00:21:56,358 l could drive back to the Michaelsons. 377 00:21:56,428 --> 00:21:58,953 l don't think she's gonna give us the head back. 378 00:21:59,031 --> 00:22:00,623 No, I guess not. 379 00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:03,965 -What are you doing? -My penis itches me. 380 00:22:04,036 --> 00:22:07,870 Maybe she's got the short-haired version. 381 00:22:08,374 --> 00:22:11,502 -We can get the short-haired Judy back. -Yeah. 382 00:22:12,077 --> 00:22:15,638 -She may have thrown her out. -No, we were just there. 383 00:22:16,181 --> 00:22:19,708 What about giving the short-haired head back to Susie and your daughter? 384 00:22:19,785 --> 00:22:21,047 They won't know the difference. 385 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,247 Your daughter's won't know that the hair was cut? 386 00:22:23,322 --> 00:22:26,291 My daughter andlor Susie are not gonna know the difference. 387 00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:29,018 -You think so? -l know we can get away with that. 388 00:22:29,261 --> 00:22:32,287 -My penis is itching. -You know what? 389 00:22:32,531 --> 00:22:34,465 You put that doll head down there... 390 00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,558 and who knows what the hair is made out of? 391 00:22:36,635 --> 00:22:39,195 You've got an allergic reaction, l'm telling you. 392 00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:41,865 Yeah, I think I got some kind of rash. 393 00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:44,342 l gotta check out my penis. 394 00:22:45,044 --> 00:22:48,275 l have to go to the doctor now? That's gonna be a lot of fun. 395 00:22:48,847 --> 00:22:50,109 ''Where did you get the rash?'' 396 00:22:50,182 --> 00:22:53,083 ''l stuck a doll's head down my pants, Doctor. 397 00:22:53,152 --> 00:22:55,017 ''lt feels good to me.'' 398 00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:01,926 Hi, l'm sorry to bother you. 399 00:23:02,828 --> 00:23:06,229 l was wondering.... This is gonna sound a little crazy. 400 00:23:06,298 --> 00:23:10,496 Do you have the short-haired head... 401 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:13,500 the one that I cut? 402 00:23:14,206 --> 00:23:17,471 Right, you want the short-haired Judy head? 403 00:23:17,643 --> 00:23:18,735 Yeah. 404 00:23:19,244 --> 00:23:22,213 Why would you want that short-haired Judy head? 405 00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:26,312 l just like it, you know. 406 00:23:30,355 --> 00:23:33,518 Okay, you know what? I don't know. l'll go and see if it's there. 407 00:23:33,592 --> 00:23:34,854 Thank you, l'd appreciate it. 408 00:23:34,927 --> 00:23:35,950 -Fine. -Thank you. 409 00:23:35,994 --> 00:23:38,554 -Just wait right here. -May I use your bathroom? 410 00:23:38,664 --> 00:23:41,758 -Yeah, it's right-- -l know, it's right over here. 411 00:24:12,531 --> 00:24:15,557 -The lock's not working. -l know. I had to go get some parts. 412 00:24:15,634 --> 00:24:16,965 Great. 413 00:24:20,172 --> 00:24:22,538 -Look at this. -lt's your lucky day. 414 00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:25,839 Okay, great, thank you so much. 415 00:24:28,113 --> 00:24:31,082 The short-hair, it's very becoming I think, you know? 416 00:24:33,051 --> 00:24:35,042 Yeah, fine. Good. 417 00:24:36,255 --> 00:24:37,279 Okay. 418 00:24:39,992 --> 00:24:43,325 -See you tonight, part 2. -Right. 419 00:24:46,698 --> 00:24:49,496 You are not gonna believe what I just saw. 420 00:25:01,013 --> 00:25:03,345 lt's your daughter, too, you know. 421 00:25:03,916 --> 00:25:05,247 All right. 422 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:08,248 Something's not right here. 423 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,151 That's the head. 424 00:25:10,956 --> 00:25:13,720 -This is the head? -That's Judy. 425 00:25:13,926 --> 00:25:16,326 This is not the head. There's something wrong. 426 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:19,523 -Sure, it's the head, that's the head. -Are you sure? 427 00:25:19,598 --> 00:25:20,826 Yeah. 428 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:24,397 -Something seems off. -l don't know. All right, we brought it back. 429 00:25:24,469 --> 00:25:26,198 l'll see you later. 430 00:25:26,972 --> 00:25:30,601 -See you at part 2? You going tonight? -Yeah, maybe. 431 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:42,915 ls your assistant going out with anybody? 432 00:25:42,988 --> 00:25:45,252 You're not going out with my assistant, okay? 433 00:25:45,324 --> 00:25:47,690 -l just asked you a question. -No, it's too weird. 434 00:25:47,759 --> 00:25:49,488 How do you know I wanna go out with her? 435 00:25:49,561 --> 00:25:52,155 l know what you're talking about. l'm not an idiot. 436 00:25:52,231 --> 00:25:55,860 -Quiet, Susie can hear you. -Hi, how are you? 437 00:25:57,803 --> 00:26:00,203 -God, the Michaelsons. -My God. 438 00:26:00,272 --> 00:26:03,435 -The little girl. She got the doll. -Beautiful. 439 00:26:03,575 --> 00:26:06,066 -Look at that. -Everything's good. 440 00:26:06,511 --> 00:26:08,206 There are the Davids. 441 00:26:11,383 --> 00:26:13,874 Honestly, I can't even look at that guy now. 442 00:26:13,952 --> 00:26:16,648 lt makes me sick to my stomach. 443 00:26:37,876 --> 00:26:41,471 You know what? l'll be right back. l'm going to the bathroom. 444 00:26:54,126 --> 00:26:55,855 -Cheryl. -What? 445 00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:58,089 -Come here for a second. -What? 446 00:26:58,597 --> 00:27:00,997 Do me a favor. See if anybody is in the ladies' room? 447 00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,090 Why? 448 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:05,000 lt's an olfactory nightmare in that men's room. 449 00:27:06,004 --> 00:27:07,938 ls anybody in here? 450 00:27:09,608 --> 00:27:11,542 -Coast is clear. -Great, 2 minutes. 451 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,305 2 minutes, okay. 452 00:27:53,585 --> 00:27:55,576 -Hello. -Hi. 453 00:27:55,654 --> 00:27:59,215 -Thank you for fixing Judy's hair. -You're welcome. 454 00:28:03,628 --> 00:28:08,497 Mommy, that bum is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!