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MALE NARRATOR:
Each character in this tale
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is going to be represented
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by a different instrument
of the orchestra.
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For instance, the bird will be
played by the flute,
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like this.
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(LIVELY FLUTE PLAYING)
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MALE NARRATOR: Here's
the duck, played by the oboe.
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(MELANCHOLY OBOE PLAYING)
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(RAY GRUNTS)
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MALE NARRATOR: The cat, by the clarinet.
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(PRECOCIOUS CLARINET PLAYING)
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(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
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MALE NARRATOR: The bassoon
will represent Grandfather.
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(UPBEAT BASSOON PLAYING)
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(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
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The blast of the hunter's shotguns,
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played by the kettledrums.
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(SUSPENSEFUL KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING)
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(KEYPAD BEEPING)
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(DOOR LOCK BEEPS)
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The wolf, by the French horns.
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(DRAMATIC FRENCH HORNS PLAYING)
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(VOMITING)
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(SPRAYING)
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MALE NARRATOR:
And Peter, by the strings.
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(THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
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Are you sitting comfortably?
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Good. Then I'll begin.
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
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Okay.
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NIKKI: It's a safe deposit box.
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Number 1606.
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My guess, they stashed the stamp there.
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What about the key?
Wouldn't I need the...
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Lost when you redecorated
the study, tell him.
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Oh.
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Don't forget. Got that meeting
with the high roller later.
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Burt Lurdsman, plumbing supplies.
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I really feel like this is it.
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Our ship coming in.
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Remember.
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Richest guy in the room
is always the boss.
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(OBOE PLAYING)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
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MILLY: Welcome to Capley Bank and Trust.
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You picking up or dropping off?
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What?
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Oh, I'm just playing.
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You wanna make a withdrawal
or a deposit?
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Oh!
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- I... I, uh...
- Oh.
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It's okay, Milly. I got this.
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Sorry about that, ES.
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(SIGHS) MILLY just moved
down from Bemidji.
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You've got to learn the faces, huh.
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- (SCOFFS)
- Sorry.
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No, that's...
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Everybody has a first day.
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Would you get the man a cream soda,
for shit's sakes? Jeez!
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Thanks again for those Gopher seats.
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Ham was tickled pink.
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(LAUGHS)
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My sister's boy. You remember?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, of course.
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I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
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You know, I don't
got a lot of time here.
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Oh, should be back in a snap,
MILLY. Uh...
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More in the "nice to look at"
category than, say, brainiac.
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(BUCK LAUGHS)
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I was hoping to get into my box.
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You've been working out, yes?
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You seem bulked up.
Been hitting the weight room?
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I, uh... Hitting the buffet, more like.
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What with the wedding and all.
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Oh, I hear you. All that
cake tasting. (LAUGHS)
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I am so sorry, Mr. Stussy.
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No, that's...
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You're fine.
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Let the man breathe, girl.
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Uh...
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I lost the key, is the thing, to my box.
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Redecorating, thrown out with
the old credenza, you know.
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(STAMMERS) Is that gonna be...
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'Cause what's in there, I
really need, you know, today.
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(EXHALES)
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Well... (SIGHS)
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Uh...
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Hate to be a stickler, ES,
but, uh, without the key,
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well, we, uh...
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No, I, uh... I...
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We have to drill the lock and, uh...
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I get it. (STAMMERS) Makes sense.
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What we should do is order a new key.
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Won't take more than a week,
and that way, you know,
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order's maintained.
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You understand.
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You know what?
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Forget it.
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Just go ahead and
pack up all my accounts.
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I'll take a check if you don't
have that much cash on hand.
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(CHUCKLES) Now, Emmit,
there's no need to...
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No, it's fine. I understand.
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You don't want to help me.
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A lost key like it's some kind
of national tragedy,
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but you got your order.
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Rules and the like, so eh...
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...I'll find a bank maybe
puts the customer first.
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(SIGHS)
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(SNAPPING FINGERS) Call Mike.
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(CHUCKLES) Hold on a sec, ES. We're...
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(SNAPPING FINGERS)
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You know what?
We'll just drill that sucker.
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No problemo. It'll take two
seconds and then you can...
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Whatever you need. Just fetch
whatever's in there.
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Not that I know
or need to know what's...
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So I don't have to carry
my accounts over to Chase?
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Chase? That's, uh...
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(LAUGHING)
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You're such a kidder.
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You really had me going there for...
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Let me just get my keys.
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(RUSTLING)
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While you're at it,
I'll take 10 grand in hundreds
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and a buck in quarters for the meter.
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That's, uh... Well, of course.
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You'll just have to fill out a...
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Or, you know what?
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I'll get the paperwork handled myself.
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Although, ES, may I suggest, um,
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well, it's just that
whenever you take out
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anything more than $10,000,
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it automatically triggers a...
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Buck,
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if I wanted an opinion from
an asshole, I'd ask my own.
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Got it?
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(SPITS)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(RAY SIGHS)
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(EXHALES)
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Well, don't keep me in suspense.
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The stamp wasn't there, but I got this.
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Christmas.
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How much did he have, his account?
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I don't know. Uh, maybe $1 million.
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Your brother has $1 million,
and you took,
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what is that, 10 grand?
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Now, see, that's the criminal
mentality, your old life.
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And what do you... Hardwired patterns.
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But we're not crooks.
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This is the principal,
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what's right,
fair market value for the...
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What he took, the stamp.
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Who's Luverne?
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He did what?
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Oh, believe me,
I'm pretty ticked myself.
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I loved that dog.
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Plus the money, of course.
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Christ on a stick,
you think you know a guy.
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I mean, used feminine hygiene products
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in a man's desk drawer is one thing,
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but now,
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the ridicule of beloved remains.
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"Cremains" is the, I think,
preferred nomenclature.
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This is the last thing we need.
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What with this Varga mess
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and poor Irv not even being cold yet.
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See and that's, uh...
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I was gonna talk to you about that.
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Suicide is what the authorities...
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The conversation I had.
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Old folks get depressed around
the holidays and all that,
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but I don't know.
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Character like this Varga,
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I'm just saying, you can't put
anything past him.
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Christ.
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What are we in the middle of?
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We ought to consider
meeting this widow Goldfarb.
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Sell the company?
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- That's a little...
- No, no, not sell.
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Just, I'm saying, take the meeting.
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Buck says she's cash-rich
and looking to buy in.
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And it feels like we're getting pulled
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into something sticky here, so...
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Yeah. Yeah, that's good thinking.
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(DOOR LOCK BEEPS)
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(KETTLEDRUMS PLAYING)
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What the shit are they up to?
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YURI: When Putin was a boy,
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he already knew he wanted to be FSB.
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He lived in the well,
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kept a photo of Bergin by his bed.
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Bergin, who squats in 1920 dirt,
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gives birth of GRU, later KGB.
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Godfather.
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And this boy, Putin, he learns sambo,
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rules the yard school by his fist.
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You see, in Russia,
there are two words for truth.
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Pravda is man's truth.
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Istina is God's truth.
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But there is also nepravda, untruth.
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And this is the weapon the leader uses.
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Because he knows what they don't.
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The truth is whatever he says it is.
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I don't get what's so complicated here.
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You take a born loser,
add a drug addiction,
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remove a job,
fill his pockets with holes,
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mix in cold turkey,
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you think this guy
isn't gonna drive around
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randomly looking for someone to rob?
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Yeah.
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But then why tear a page
out of the phonebook?
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Choose a house?
Doesn't that imply that...
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There you go.
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Using three-syllable words again
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for a one-syllable problem.
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First, that's a two-syllable word...
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Let me tell you what I saw in Fallujah.
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Men, okay?
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My men laying in the dirt with
their guts in their boots.
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How does that...
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With all respect...
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You know what an IED is?
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It's like car parts and dynamite.
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You either run one over, or you don't.
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That's it, see? It's random.
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Or bombs in our American streets.
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Who gets killed?
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Will you decide to walk
your dog that morning
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or mow the lawn?
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Your problem is
you're overcomplicating this.
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Books under the floorboards,
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an unapproved trip to goddamn Hollywood.
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Told you. I'm paying for that myself.
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Not the point.
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Not the...
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Look, I get it's personal, this one.
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But we're talking simple wrong place,
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wrong time.
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A hopper with an itch on a spree
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who met the business end of a Maytag.
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Cosmic justice, good riddance.
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So what do you say
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we stamp this file "Case closed,"
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move on to the calm and
orderly transition of power.
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Sheriff, I hear you.
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I do.
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I'm not trying to stir things up.
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No, I think you are.
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I think you got resentments
over being made to cow,
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kiss the ring.
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I had boys like you in the service.
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I'd tell them to go right, they go left.
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All of them, to a man,
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went home in a bag.
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Well, I'm home already,
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so I'm gonna spend
a few more days on this one,
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see how it goes. (SIGHS)
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(THEME FROM PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
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(CLARINET PLAYING)
261
00:18:10,284 --> 00:18:11,316
Hi.
262
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,721
I need the parole officer
for Maurice LeFay.
263
00:18:15,823 --> 00:18:17,122
Mmm-hmm.
264
00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:20,959
(GLORIA SIGHS)
265
00:18:21,996 --> 00:18:23,528
(TYPING)
266
00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,000
(SMACKS LIPS) That'd be Ray.
267
00:18:28,805 --> 00:18:30,371
He's in with a felon at present.
268
00:18:31,435 --> 00:18:33,068
- Point me to the ladies.
- Mmm-hmm.
269
00:18:37,778 --> 00:18:39,211
(TOILET FLUSHING)
270
00:18:43,917 --> 00:18:44,916
(SIGHS)
271
00:18:57,231 --> 00:18:58,363
WINNIE: Oh, Lord.
272
00:18:58,465 --> 00:18:59,865
My Lord.
273
00:18:59,967 --> 00:19:01,667
Come on already.
274
00:19:01,769 --> 00:19:03,335
WINNIE: You wouldn't...
275
00:19:03,437 --> 00:19:04,836
Friend.
276
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:07,305
You wouldn't have
a putter-inner by chance?
277
00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:08,507
How's that?
278
00:19:08,609 --> 00:19:10,142
(STAMMERS) Or a pad?
279
00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:13,545
This is not the way
things were supposed to go,
280
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:16,181
but the Lord must have... Not to get...
281
00:19:17,418 --> 00:19:20,035
(SIGHS) Anyway, if you could find your
way clear to abetting a sister in need
282
00:19:20,087 --> 00:19:24,579
one who is supposed to be with child,
but apparently is not...
283
00:19:24,804 --> 00:19:26,170
Uh, sorry, I don't have...
284
00:19:26,272 --> 00:19:27,371
Regulations, you know.
285
00:19:27,473 --> 00:19:29,499
We're not meant to
carry a purse, and I'm...
286
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:31,831
It's not my time of the...
287
00:19:32,144 --> 00:19:34,278
I could ask the clerk. She might have...
288
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:35,980
Oh, no, don't burden yourself.
289
00:19:42,321 --> 00:19:43,287
(GLORIA SIGHS)
290
00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:44,688
(WINNIE GRUNTS)
291
00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:47,291
(TOILET FLUSHES)
292
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:54,665
Well, what are the odds?
293
00:19:54,767 --> 00:19:56,333
- (CHUCKLES)
- Second female in uniform.
294
00:19:56,435 --> 00:19:58,002
You said regulation, and I assumed...
295
00:19:58,104 --> 00:19:59,636
Winnie Lopez, Saint Cloud Metro.
296
00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:02,339
Uh, Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police.
297
00:20:02,441 --> 00:20:03,974
Oh, and chief to boot.
298
00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:05,809
Uh, for the moment, anyway.
299
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,747
Sorry, I got about 100 pounds
of TP crammed in there.
300
00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:12,816
Been cranky as a female dog
since breakfast,
301
00:20:12,918 --> 00:20:15,152
and now I know why.
302
00:20:15,254 --> 00:20:16,453
We've been trying, me and Jerry,
303
00:20:16,555 --> 00:20:17,821
for months now. Yeah.
304
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:19,123
Like those old Road Runner cartoons
305
00:20:19,225 --> 00:20:20,391
with the wolf and the sheep dog,
306
00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:22,159
how you punch a clock to go to work?
307
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,161
It's mostly missionary,
if I'm being honest.
308
00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:25,295
We used to spice it up,
309
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:26,463
but now it's about the shortest distance
310
00:20:26,565 --> 00:20:27,664
between two points.
311
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:28,966
(SOAP DISPENSER WHIRS)
312
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:32,636
I've...
313
00:20:32,738 --> 00:20:34,738
He'd pop faster from the back,
if I'm being honest,
314
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,741
but I think it's important
to look each other in the eyes
315
00:20:37,843 --> 00:20:39,543
when it comes to making babies.
316
00:20:39,645 --> 00:20:40,644
You got kids?
317
00:20:41,361 --> 00:20:44,629
Uh, one. Nathan. He's 12.
318
00:20:44,859 --> 00:20:46,025
Oh, that's what Jerry wants.
319
00:20:46,127 --> 00:20:48,761
A shortstop or a
switch-hitting third baseman.
320
00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:51,631
Me? I've got my
fingers crossed for a girl.
321
00:20:53,768 --> 00:20:55,201
- Well, I better hit it.
- (DRYER WHIRRING)
322
00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:57,203
Here on a 10-30, leaving
the scene of the accident,
323
00:20:57,305 --> 00:20:58,771
except the Vic don't
wanna press charges,
324
00:20:58,873 --> 00:21:00,440
turns out so. (CHUCKLES) You?
325
00:21:00,542 --> 00:21:01,541
Um, murder.
326
00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,666
Jeez!
327
00:21:04,691 --> 00:21:05,790
Yeah.
328
00:21:08,883 --> 00:21:11,084
Well, happy trails.
329
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,719
(GLORIA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
330
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:22,760
(DOOR CLOSES)
331
00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,134
I know, baby.
332
00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:34,836
It's all I can think about, too. I...
333
00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:39,308
Look, I'm no psychic,
but how does he not fund us?
334
00:21:39,410 --> 00:21:42,411
And if not, well, we got capital now.
335
00:21:44,949 --> 00:21:46,748
Oh, I've got to go. Yeah.
336
00:21:48,152 --> 00:21:49,718
Yeah, you, too.
337
00:21:51,088 --> 00:21:52,654
I love you.
338
00:21:53,624 --> 00:21:54,656
GLORIA: Hi.
339
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:55,857
I already told
the other girl everything.
340
00:21:56,727 --> 00:21:58,126
The other...
341
00:21:58,228 --> 00:21:59,995
Oh, no, sir, I'm not
here about the accident.
342
00:22:00,097 --> 00:22:01,987
Gloria Burgle, Eden Valley Police.
343
00:22:03,097 --> 00:22:04,900
I'm, uh, looking into the, uh...
344
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:08,904
The, uh, murder of...
345
00:22:10,274 --> 00:22:11,974
Now that is...
346
00:22:12,776 --> 00:22:14,876
Truly, what are the odds?
347
00:22:16,413 --> 00:22:17,779
You said "murder"?
348
00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:20,649
Yes, sir, of Ennis Stussy
in Eden Valley.
349
00:22:20,751 --> 00:22:22,351
And here you are, how many miles away,
350
00:22:22,453 --> 00:22:23,885
a Stussy as well.
351
00:22:23,988 --> 00:22:25,020
(SCOFFS)
352
00:22:25,122 --> 00:22:26,555
Well, I mean, it's...
353
00:22:26,657 --> 00:22:28,924
Go figure. It's a pretty common name.
354
00:22:29,026 --> 00:22:30,525
I got cousins all over the darn place,
355
00:22:30,628 --> 00:22:32,694
not that I'm saying that
this fellow was a cousin,
356
00:22:32,796 --> 00:22:35,397
although who knows? Could've been.
357
00:22:37,368 --> 00:22:39,801
Well, reason I'm here,
one of your cons, Maurice.
358
00:22:39,903 --> 00:22:41,336
He's most likely the culprit.
359
00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:43,705
We got evidence shows he broke
into the victim's house,
360
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:46,308
tore the place apart
looking for something.
361
00:22:46,977 --> 00:22:48,744
Hmm? Maurice LeFay?
362
00:22:48,846 --> 00:22:50,178
GLORIA: That's the one.
363
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,214
Air conditioner caved
his cranium, I heard.
364
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:54,516
Heard that as well.
365
00:22:54,618 --> 00:22:56,118
Saw it, in fact. Not a pretty picture.
366
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,386
(CHUCKLES) All the same,
367
00:22:57,488 --> 00:22:58,587
just 'cause the perp passes on
368
00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:00,622
doesn't mean the investigation halts.
369
00:23:00,724 --> 00:23:02,991
There's a question of why.
370
00:23:03,093 --> 00:23:05,027
- (CLICKS TONGUE) "Why."
- Yes, sir.
371
00:23:05,129 --> 00:23:06,161
Fellow drove 30 miles
372
00:23:06,263 --> 00:23:07,896
without knowing his destined address,
373
00:23:07,998 --> 00:23:09,965
finds Ennis out of the phone book,
374
00:23:10,067 --> 00:23:11,066
and then searches his house
375
00:23:11,168 --> 00:23:12,467
like he knows there's something there,
376
00:23:12,569 --> 00:23:14,269
like he's looking
for something in particular.
377
00:23:14,371 --> 00:23:15,871
It's unusual.
378
00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:18,407
Well, I mean,
379
00:23:18,509 --> 00:23:19,941
(INHALE SHARPLY)
380
00:23:20,044 --> 00:23:21,677
- he liked his reefer.
- Is that right?
381
00:23:21,779 --> 00:23:23,545
Smoked a heck of a lot.
382
00:23:23,647 --> 00:23:25,414
In fact, he blew his piss test.
383
00:23:25,516 --> 00:23:27,916
Was gonna grab him up
when I heard the news.
384
00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,951
"Death by major appliance."
385
00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:34,022
(SIGHS)
386
00:23:34,124 --> 00:23:38,160
So I'm not sure how much more I can...
387
00:23:38,262 --> 00:23:39,594
But if I think of anything...
388
00:23:39,697 --> 00:23:42,964
All I can ask, sir,
if something pops to mind.
389
00:23:43,067 --> 00:23:44,066
We're moving offices,
390
00:23:44,168 --> 00:23:45,567
so I wrote the new number on the back.
391
00:23:46,403 --> 00:23:48,036
"Chief."
392
00:23:48,138 --> 00:23:51,306
Ignore that. We're doing
some restructuring.
393
00:23:51,408 --> 00:23:54,076
They always find a way
to screw you, don't they?
394
00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:56,435
They try.
395
00:24:25,542 --> 00:24:26,575
Jeez!
396
00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:32,347
Hey, Ray.
397
00:24:32,449 --> 00:24:35,517
Yeah. I'm just running out
for a home inspection.
398
00:24:35,619 --> 00:24:36,752
Yeah?
399
00:24:36,854 --> 00:24:38,353
Let's table that for now.
400
00:24:38,889 --> 00:24:40,021
Yeah?
401
00:24:56,406 --> 00:24:58,039
Have a seat, Ray.
402
00:25:01,478 --> 00:25:02,844
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I, uh...
403
00:25:02,946 --> 00:25:04,679
You know the Deputy Director.
404
00:25:04,782 --> 00:25:06,081
Yes, sir.
405
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,550
How are you today, sir?
406
00:25:16,193 --> 00:25:17,926
It's a problem, Ray.
407
00:25:24,902 --> 00:25:26,101
I, uh...
408
00:25:26,203 --> 00:25:28,236
SCOTTY: Can't have this, Ray.
409
00:25:28,338 --> 00:25:31,039
Intermingling with the clientele?
410
00:25:31,141 --> 00:25:32,841
You swore an oath.
411
00:25:32,943 --> 00:25:34,509
Well, to be fair, sir...
412
00:25:34,611 --> 00:25:38,580
Not a literal oath, I'll give
you that, but implied.
413
00:25:38,682 --> 00:25:40,515
For Pete's sake, it's
right there in the handbook.
414
00:25:40,617 --> 00:25:43,485
Don't bang the cattle.
415
00:25:43,587 --> 00:25:45,854
First off, there's probably
broken glass down there.
416
00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:46,988
Second...
417
00:25:47,090 --> 00:25:48,590
Second, it's against the damn law.
418
00:25:48,692 --> 00:25:51,092
Which... (SIGHS)
I've got to give it to you.
419
00:25:51,195 --> 00:25:54,162
The Swango skank,
you could fry bacon on, but...
420
00:25:54,264 --> 00:25:56,298
- Now, that's...
- I'm saying she's hot.
421
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:57,966
- No, I...
- That's not the point.
422
00:25:58,068 --> 00:25:59,267
That's right. That's not the...
423
00:25:59,369 --> 00:26:00,535
Son,
424
00:26:02,306 --> 00:26:04,272
read my lips.
425
00:26:04,374 --> 00:26:06,474
You're in a shit storm,
426
00:26:06,577 --> 00:26:09,077
and we're the ones
holding out the umbrella.
427
00:26:09,179 --> 00:26:10,245
You gonna take it?
428
00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:14,200
Well, that's... What is that...
429
00:26:14,302 --> 00:26:16,069
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
I'm saying that if you tell us
430
00:26:16,171 --> 00:26:17,603
that it was a one-time thing,
431
00:26:17,706 --> 00:26:20,640
that you lost your mind for a moment,
432
00:26:20,742 --> 00:26:23,342
then we can go to suspension.
433
00:26:23,445 --> 00:26:24,444
Hmm? Huh?
434
00:26:25,213 --> 00:26:26,813
Slap you on the wrist,
435
00:26:26,915 --> 00:26:28,981
or maybe on the dingus would be better.
436
00:26:36,591 --> 00:26:37,590
I love her.
437
00:26:38,593 --> 00:26:39,859
Son.
438
00:26:39,961 --> 00:26:41,861
(SIGHS) That's wrong.
439
00:26:41,963 --> 00:26:43,663
That's not the way to go here, Ray.
440
00:26:43,765 --> 00:26:45,364
And you know what?
441
00:26:45,467 --> 00:26:46,733
She loves me.
442
00:26:48,470 --> 00:26:49,469
Look at her.
443
00:26:50,672 --> 00:26:53,172
A girl like that, and she loves me.
444
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:56,442
We're getting married.
445
00:26:57,378 --> 00:26:59,312
We got plans, big plans.
446
00:27:02,717 --> 00:27:03,883
Not if we revoke her.
447
00:27:06,221 --> 00:27:07,353
Now, hold on just a...
448
00:27:07,455 --> 00:27:09,255
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
Consequences, Mr. Stussy.
449
00:27:09,357 --> 00:27:11,491
That's the way the cookie crumbles.
450
00:27:11,593 --> 00:27:13,092
Maybe a few months at Stillwater
451
00:27:13,194 --> 00:27:14,360
will straighten her out.
452
00:27:14,462 --> 00:27:17,029
SCOTTY: These rules
aren't just for you, Ray.
453
00:27:17,132 --> 00:27:19,465
What if she's manipulating you,
454
00:27:19,567 --> 00:27:22,468
using her poontang
to hoodwink and bamboozle?
455
00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:24,637
DEPUTY DIRECTOR:
See, that's what they do, son.
456
00:27:24,739 --> 00:27:26,873
- I thought you knew that.
- Look.
457
00:27:26,975 --> 00:27:29,509
Punish me. That's fine, but don't...
458
00:27:30,645 --> 00:27:32,445
If there's any fealty whatsoever...
459
00:27:33,314 --> 00:27:35,014
She's not a recidivist.
460
00:27:35,116 --> 00:27:37,216
We're not talking
a common criminal here.
461
00:27:37,318 --> 00:27:39,018
Whatever problems there were for her
462
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:41,320
are in the past.
463
00:27:41,422 --> 00:27:42,955
We... (SIGHS)
464
00:27:43,057 --> 00:27:44,524
We've got plans, like I said.
465
00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:46,993
Won bronze in the Wildcat regionals.
466
00:27:47,095 --> 00:27:49,695
And there's a sponsor, Lurdsman.
467
00:27:49,798 --> 00:27:51,964
(STAMMERS) He's a...
Kitchen supplies or...
468
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:54,066
He's gonna sponsor our run.
469
00:27:54,169 --> 00:27:55,501
Bridge, we play.
470
00:27:57,705 --> 00:27:59,272
For the love of God,
471
00:28:01,209 --> 00:28:02,708
you can't send her back.
472
00:28:08,016 --> 00:28:09,415
(SIGHS)
473
00:28:13,354 --> 00:28:15,121
You've got 10 minutes
to clean out your desk.
474
00:28:16,224 --> 00:28:17,523
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
475
00:28:19,427 --> 00:28:20,626
And you're gonna sign a paper saying
476
00:28:20,728 --> 00:28:22,929
that you're not gonna sue us
for wrongful termination
477
00:28:23,031 --> 00:28:25,364
or whatever half-cocked scheme
comes into your head
478
00:28:25,466 --> 00:28:26,799
once the shock wears off.
479
00:28:26,901 --> 00:28:28,034
You got my word.
480
00:28:28,136 --> 00:28:31,370
We had your word,
for all the good it did us.
481
00:28:31,472 --> 00:28:33,072
(OBOE PLAYING)
482
00:28:44,219 --> 00:28:46,719
(BASSOON PLAYING)
483
00:29:01,169 --> 00:29:02,501
(ENGINE STARTS)
484
00:29:03,705 --> 00:29:05,238
(REVS ENGINE)
485
00:29:13,448 --> 00:29:14,580
(SIGHS)
486
00:29:38,466 --> 00:29:40,432
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
487
00:29:40,535 --> 00:29:42,168
RECEPTIONIST: Good evening. Stussy Lots.
488
00:29:44,338 --> 00:29:45,337
Oh, yeah?
489
00:29:46,674 --> 00:29:47,673
Yeah.
490
00:29:50,011 --> 00:29:52,178
Be sure to tell him in the morning.
491
00:29:54,682 --> 00:29:56,215
You have a good night yourself.
492
00:30:00,588 --> 00:30:01,921
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
493
00:30:05,295 --> 00:30:06,294
RECEPTIONIST: Sy.
494
00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,764
Law enforcement's here.
495
00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:12,100
That's, uh...
496
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:14,102
Nobody asked for that.
497
00:30:14,204 --> 00:30:16,304
Sir, I'm Officer Lopez,
Saint Cloud Metro.
498
00:30:16,407 --> 00:30:18,273
Is there a place
we could talk in private?
499
00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:21,910
That's... (STAMMERS)
I didn't call the police.
500
00:30:22,446 --> 00:30:23,512
No, sir. It's...
501
00:30:23,614 --> 00:30:25,814
I'm investigating an automotive flapper
502
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,315
in the driver of a Humvee
503
00:30:27,418 --> 00:30:29,518
registered to this Stussy Lots.
504
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:30,852
Did vehicular damage to...
505
00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,187
Fine. Fine.
506
00:30:32,289 --> 00:30:34,523
Let's... (CLICKS TONGUE) Not here.
507
00:30:53,510 --> 00:30:56,711
I just want to say upfront,
this is a total waste of time.
508
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:57,879
Uh, yes, sir.
509
00:30:57,981 --> 00:30:59,714
And I've already talked
to the one complainant,
510
00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:01,950
and he's not interested
in pressing charges.
511
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,073
See?
512
00:31:04,175 --> 00:31:06,476
To wit, one Raymond Stussy works
513
00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:09,112
for the parole board, and I have to ask,
514
00:31:09,214 --> 00:31:11,414
any relation to
the Stussy on the marquee?
515
00:31:17,956 --> 00:31:20,223
That's fine. I can check that.
It's just that, um...
516
00:31:20,325 --> 00:31:22,525
I ran the registration
on the offending vehicle
517
00:31:22,627 --> 00:31:23,860
and saw that the Humvee in question
518
00:31:23,962 --> 00:31:25,795
was registered to
your parking lot concern.
519
00:31:25,897 --> 00:31:27,930
But it's unspecified in the paperwork
520
00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:29,966
as to who here is actually driving it.
521
00:31:30,068 --> 00:31:32,302
Well, that's... I'd have to look.
522
00:31:32,404 --> 00:31:33,536
That'd be great.
523
00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:37,540
You mean now?
524
00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:40,410
If it's not too much trouble.
525
00:31:40,512 --> 00:31:41,611
(SY SIGHS)
526
00:31:41,713 --> 00:31:44,280
I mean, it's after hours.
People are out.
527
00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:46,883
Just leave me your number.
528
00:31:46,985 --> 00:31:49,452
The girl in HR can run it
through in the morning.
529
00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:50,753
What's her name?
530
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,160
I'm sorry. I'm confused. You said...
531
00:31:57,262 --> 00:31:58,895
What I heard was
532
00:31:58,997 --> 00:32:01,631
the offended party
wasn't interested in charges.
533
00:32:01,733 --> 00:32:02,965
Right.
534
00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:04,133
Yeah, that's complainant one.
535
00:32:04,235 --> 00:32:06,402
Complainant two,
the waitress I mentioned,
536
00:32:06,504 --> 00:32:08,371
she got hit on the way out of the lot.
537
00:32:08,473 --> 00:32:10,673
She is hopping mad.
538
00:32:10,775 --> 00:32:12,275
Just paid her wagon off, apparently.
539
00:32:13,278 --> 00:32:16,512
That sounds like an insurance matter.
540
00:32:16,614 --> 00:32:18,481
Yes, sir, except the driver in question
541
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,083
left the scene of the accident at speed,
542
00:32:20,185 --> 00:32:21,517
and that's police.
543
00:32:27,692 --> 00:32:28,825
Well, like I said,
544
00:32:30,628 --> 00:32:32,195
am I talking to myself here, or...
545
00:32:33,531 --> 00:32:34,764
Soon as the girl's in tomorrow,
546
00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:36,032
I'll have her call up that info,
547
00:32:36,134 --> 00:32:37,900
and we'll get it over to you.
548
00:32:39,838 --> 00:32:41,037
(CLEARS THROAT)
549
00:32:41,139 --> 00:32:43,272
Okay, sir. Well, I sure do
appreciate your time.
550
00:32:58,656 --> 00:33:00,156
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
551
00:33:37,529 --> 00:33:39,362
Not sure what's keeping Ray.
552
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:43,132
He's super reliable normally.
553
00:33:43,234 --> 00:33:44,434
You'll see.
554
00:33:44,536 --> 00:33:45,735
A rock, really.
555
00:33:46,905 --> 00:33:48,404
It's kind of his bellwether.
556
00:33:56,347 --> 00:33:57,346
I'll...
557
00:33:58,183 --> 00:33:59,315
Let me call him again.
558
00:34:07,215 --> 00:34:09,549
(FRENCH HORNS PLAYING)
559
00:34:13,809 --> 00:34:14,975
(DOORBELL RINGING)
560
00:34:27,441 --> 00:34:30,442
I feel that maybe we started poorly.
561
00:34:31,145 --> 00:34:33,512
Jesus, it's dinnertime.
562
00:34:34,648 --> 00:34:36,314
Schweinekoteletts.
563
00:34:37,151 --> 00:34:38,150
Pork chops.
564
00:34:38,819 --> 00:34:39,818
With applesauce, but...
565
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,487
Marvelous. We'll talk as we eat.
566
00:34:42,589 --> 00:34:44,956
Now, that's not... Just a... Goddamn!
567
00:34:46,393 --> 00:34:47,759
A step too far is what this is.
568
00:34:47,861 --> 00:34:49,294
Coming to my home.
569
00:34:49,396 --> 00:34:51,363
Why do I feel that
you're not happy we met
570
00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:54,866
when all I want to do is make you rich?
571
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:57,402
Look around. I'm already rich.
572
00:34:58,843 --> 00:34:59,942
No, you're not.
573
00:35:03,243 --> 00:35:05,677
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV)
574
00:35:05,779 --> 00:35:08,180
STELLA: I wish you'd let us
sit at the real table.
575
00:35:09,116 --> 00:35:10,682
In the dining room.
576
00:35:10,784 --> 00:35:12,317
I'll let you into a secret, madam.
577
00:35:12,419 --> 00:35:14,219
I was a housemaid's boy,
578
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,522
and I ate three meals a day
in a kitchen below ground,
579
00:35:17,624 --> 00:35:20,058
so you're making me feel right at home.
580
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,126
(STELLA CHUCKLES)
581
00:35:22,930 --> 00:35:24,829
Mmm.
582
00:35:24,932 --> 00:35:27,265
And how are you this evening,
young lady?
583
00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:28,366
(MUMBLES)
584
00:35:28,468 --> 00:35:31,803
STELLA: That's Mama, the matriarch.
585
00:35:31,905 --> 00:35:36,041
But she doesn't talk,
not since the stroke.
586
00:35:36,143 --> 00:35:37,475
That's a shame.
587
00:35:37,578 --> 00:35:39,744
I bet she had a lovely speaking voice.
588
00:35:41,782 --> 00:35:43,615
I wish you'd told me about company.
589
00:35:43,717 --> 00:35:45,684
Ah! That's my fault.
590
00:35:45,786 --> 00:35:48,753
I do have a tendency
to drop in unannounced,
591
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,255
but, you see, the thing is,
592
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:52,891
Emmit and I have such
amazing opportunities
593
00:35:52,993 --> 00:35:54,492
ahead of us that...
594
00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:57,395
Well, you know what they say
about time being money.
595
00:35:57,497 --> 00:35:58,964
- STELLA: Really?
- Mmm.
596
00:35:59,066 --> 00:36:00,765
I don't want to talk business
in front of them.
597
00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,801
Emmit, don't be rude.
598
00:36:04,571 --> 00:36:07,472
I don't mean to gossip,
599
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,542
but, um, are you English by any chance?
600
00:36:10,644 --> 00:36:11,743
What gave it away?
601
00:36:11,845 --> 00:36:13,745
(BOTH LAUGHING)
602
00:36:15,616 --> 00:36:20,452
No, I like to think of myself
as a citizen of the world.
603
00:36:20,554 --> 00:36:24,723
London, Manila, Johannesburg,
Tokyo, Rome.
604
00:36:24,825 --> 00:36:26,091
You've been to all those places?
605
00:36:26,193 --> 00:36:27,692
VARGA: Hmm. And more.
606
00:36:27,794 --> 00:36:29,761
In fact, that's what I want
to talk to your husband about.
607
00:36:29,863 --> 00:36:31,730
About broadening our partnership,
608
00:36:31,832 --> 00:36:35,834
or a broad in it,
if you'll pardon the pun.
609
00:36:35,936 --> 00:36:38,036
- (VARGA CHUCKLES)
- Partnership?
610
00:36:38,138 --> 00:36:39,371
He's exaggerating.
611
00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:42,407
We have some dealings
more in the realm of finance.
612
00:36:42,509 --> 00:36:43,541
Yeah.
613
00:36:43,644 --> 00:36:44,676
Maybe he's right.
614
00:36:44,778 --> 00:36:47,145
We shouldn't be
broadcasting our intentions.
615
00:36:47,247 --> 00:36:48,880
It's just that your husband, madam,
616
00:36:48,982 --> 00:36:50,382
is a consummate businessman.
617
00:36:50,484 --> 00:36:53,385
He's a true professional.
618
00:36:53,487 --> 00:36:56,721
I learn something
from him every day anew.
619
00:36:57,991 --> 00:36:58,990
In fact,
620
00:37:00,694 --> 00:37:05,764
I brought those contracts
you asked me to draw up,
621
00:37:05,866 --> 00:37:08,433
if you'd like to review them.
622
00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:13,772
And now might I be so forward, madam,
623
00:37:13,874 --> 00:37:17,942
as to ask for the location of your WC.
624
00:37:20,113 --> 00:37:21,046
Our what?
625
00:37:21,148 --> 00:37:22,347
He means the crapper.
626
00:37:22,449 --> 00:37:23,848
Emmit.
627
00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,284
It's just down the hall
on your right-hand side.
628
00:37:26,386 --> 00:37:27,519
Right.
629
00:37:33,660 --> 00:37:34,726
What?
630
00:37:44,404 --> 00:37:46,137
(VARGA VOMITING)
631
00:37:58,852 --> 00:38:02,020
I'm not making you
a partner in my company.
632
00:38:02,122 --> 00:38:04,089
You just blew in on the wind Thursday.
633
00:38:07,094 --> 00:38:09,361
I'm calling Sy.
634
00:38:09,463 --> 00:38:12,797
VARGA: Ah. And here's me
thinking you were the boss.
635
00:38:23,543 --> 00:38:25,410
In the favelas of Brazil,
636
00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:29,147
there are six-year-olds with Glocks.
637
00:38:30,484 --> 00:38:34,119
They roam in packs, stealing
whatever they can find.
638
00:38:34,921 --> 00:38:36,421
Mexican lowlifes
639
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:38,957
stream into this country like wolves,
640
00:38:39,059 --> 00:38:41,693
eyeing our women and children.
641
00:38:43,096 --> 00:38:46,698
In the Congo, a family of six
live on 10 cents a day.
642
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,833
You turn on the TV, what do you see?
643
00:38:50,170 --> 00:38:52,003
Boat people.
644
00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,273
Mass migration.
645
00:38:57,177 --> 00:39:00,378
You're living in the age
of the refugee, my friend.
646
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,114
Look, if you won't take back your money,
647
00:39:03,216 --> 00:39:04,849
well, I can't make you!
648
00:39:06,987 --> 00:39:08,219
You see it, don't you?
649
00:39:09,856 --> 00:39:13,925
Millions of people bought
houses they couldn't afford,
650
00:39:14,027 --> 00:39:16,861
and now they're living on the streets.
651
00:39:17,964 --> 00:39:20,432
85% of the world's wealth
652
00:39:20,534 --> 00:39:23,568
is controlled by 1% of the population.
653
00:39:23,670 --> 00:39:25,003
What do you think is gonna happen
654
00:39:25,105 --> 00:39:26,771
when those people wake up
655
00:39:26,873 --> 00:39:29,574
and realize you've got all their money?
656
00:39:29,676 --> 00:39:32,877
Hey! I just charge for parking!
657
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:34,312
Oh, you think they're
gonna ask questions
658
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:38,149
when they come with their
pitchforks and their torches?
659
00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:39,584
You live in a mansion.
660
00:39:40,253 --> 00:39:42,687
You drive a $90,000 car.
661
00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:44,956
It's a lease through the company.
662
00:39:45,058 --> 00:39:46,257
Look at me.
663
00:39:48,762 --> 00:39:49,961
Look at me.
664
00:39:51,298 --> 00:39:53,364
This is a $200 suit.
665
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:57,735
I wear a second-hand tie. I fly coach.
666
00:39:57,838 --> 00:39:59,671
Not because I can't afford first,
667
00:39:59,773 --> 00:40:01,372
because I'm smart.
668
00:40:02,809 --> 00:40:06,110
So look at you, and look at me,
669
00:40:07,147 --> 00:40:08,780
and tell me who's the richer.
670
00:40:10,317 --> 00:40:13,918
I feel like this is a trick question.
671
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,955
There's an accounting coming,
Mr. Stussy,
672
00:40:17,057 --> 00:40:20,091
and you know I'm right.
Mongol hordes descending.
673
00:40:20,193 --> 00:40:22,360
Now what are you doing
to insulate yourself
674
00:40:23,163 --> 00:40:24,395
and your family?
675
00:40:26,166 --> 00:40:28,166
You think you're rich.
676
00:40:28,268 --> 00:40:31,202
You've no idea what "rich" means.
677
00:40:35,909 --> 00:40:38,610
"Rich" is a fleet of private planes
678
00:40:38,712 --> 00:40:41,312
filled with decoys to mask your scent.
679
00:40:41,414 --> 00:40:45,216
It's a banker in Wyoming
and another in Gstaad.
680
00:40:45,318 --> 00:40:49,687
So that's action item one,
the accumulation of wealth,
681
00:40:49,789 --> 00:40:51,923
and I mean wealth, not money.
682
00:40:52,926 --> 00:40:54,726
What's action item number two?
683
00:40:56,496 --> 00:40:59,597
To use that wealth to become invisible.
684
00:41:00,867 --> 00:41:02,267
(SNIFFS)
685
00:41:04,104 --> 00:41:07,338
Why does it smell like
an unflushed toilet in here?
686
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,974
Oh, we had a... There was an incident.
687
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,213
Is this where you hung it?
688
00:41:16,383 --> 00:41:17,382
What?
689
00:41:18,218 --> 00:41:19,684
The stamp.
690
00:41:21,221 --> 00:41:24,956
The famed Two-Penny Red U.S. misprint.
691
00:41:25,058 --> 00:41:28,293
If I'm not mistaken, the "2"
was the wrong way around.
692
00:41:28,395 --> 00:41:29,994
(STAMMERS) How do you...
693
00:41:30,096 --> 00:41:32,230
It's all very Old Testament, really,
694
00:41:32,332 --> 00:41:35,333
this feud between you and Raymond.
695
00:41:35,435 --> 00:41:37,502
Do you know there are 25 chapters
696
00:41:37,604 --> 00:41:38,970
in the book of Genesis
697
00:41:39,072 --> 00:41:41,472
that refer to the feuds of brothers?
698
00:41:43,176 --> 00:41:45,410
Cain and Abel, most famously,
699
00:41:45,512 --> 00:41:47,612
but Joseph was betrayed by his brothers
700
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:49,647
and sold into slavery.
701
00:41:52,552 --> 00:41:54,886
Not to forget the sons of Isaac.
702
00:41:56,423 --> 00:41:59,090
"And my brother Esau was a hairy man,"
703
00:41:59,192 --> 00:42:01,726
"but I am a smooth man."
704
00:42:03,767 --> 00:42:05,199
Then not another peep.
705
00:42:06,269 --> 00:42:08,603
Corinthians, Leviticus.
706
00:42:08,705 --> 00:42:10,471
You'd think all the brothers of history
707
00:42:10,573 --> 00:42:11,773
had worked things out,
708
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:14,509
but, of course,
we both know that's not true.
709
00:42:15,879 --> 00:42:18,379
Now, just wait a minute, pal.
710
00:42:18,481 --> 00:42:20,248
I don't know what you're or how you...
711
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:23,484
But private matters between me and my...
712
00:42:23,586 --> 00:42:25,319
I hear things.
713
00:42:27,056 --> 00:42:28,856
I hear them because I listen.
714
00:42:30,274 --> 00:42:32,360
I see them because I watch.
715
00:42:33,863 --> 00:42:35,496
Emails.
716
00:42:36,766 --> 00:42:38,166
Phone calls.
717
00:42:38,268 --> 00:42:39,767
- SY: He came.
- EMMIT: Who?
718
00:42:39,869 --> 00:42:40,902
SY: Well, now, the fella from the...
719
00:42:41,004 --> 00:42:42,069
EMMIT: Ermentraub?
720
00:42:42,172 --> 00:42:43,871
SY: No. Different fella.
721
00:42:43,973 --> 00:42:46,174
Don't wanna say too much on the phone.
722
00:42:46,276 --> 00:42:48,109
Just... You better come down here.
723
00:42:52,282 --> 00:42:56,484
You can never be too careful.
That's my motto.
724
00:42:56,586 --> 00:43:00,521
You see, I've got
great plans for us, Emmit.
725
00:43:02,692 --> 00:43:04,225
Can't you just take the money back?
726
00:43:04,327 --> 00:43:06,060
No. No, my friend, I'm sorry.
727
00:43:06,162 --> 00:43:08,029
You're in the pan, and you know
728
00:43:08,131 --> 00:43:10,198
where you go when you leave the pan.
729
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:11,599
- The...
- The frying pan.
730
00:43:11,701 --> 00:43:13,668
You know where you go when you leave.
731
00:43:15,171 --> 00:43:16,471
- Into the fire.
- Yeah.
732
00:43:18,374 --> 00:43:20,074
They're coming.
733
00:43:20,176 --> 00:43:23,110
Pitchfork peasants
with murder in their eyes,
734
00:43:24,147 --> 00:43:26,948
and me, your guardian angel,
735
00:43:28,485 --> 00:43:29,784
which is why I went to the Minnesota
736
00:43:29,886 --> 00:43:31,752
National Trust this morning,
737
00:43:31,855 --> 00:43:33,788
and they have agreed to increase
738
00:43:33,890 --> 00:43:37,291
your line of credit by $25 million.
739
00:43:39,562 --> 00:43:40,628
How?
740
00:43:40,730 --> 00:43:44,365
By acting as your agent, your partner.
741
00:43:44,467 --> 00:43:49,070
So, (SIGHS) here's some of
the papers you need to sign.
742
00:43:49,172 --> 00:43:50,905
I've studied your books,
743
00:43:51,007 --> 00:43:52,573
and, uh, you're not just
744
00:43:52,675 --> 00:43:54,509
in the parking lot business anymore.
745
00:43:55,245 --> 00:43:56,777
What business am I in?
746
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,579
The billionaire business.
747
00:44:07,257 --> 00:44:09,290
But first you need to tell me, uh,
748
00:44:10,627 --> 00:44:12,727
is your brother going to be a problem?
749
00:44:13,930 --> 00:44:17,632
Ray? No, he...
750
00:44:17,734 --> 00:44:20,067
It's just a dumb rivalry.
(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)
751
00:44:22,305 --> 00:44:23,371
And the girl?
752
00:44:25,341 --> 00:44:26,674
I don't...
753
00:44:27,343 --> 00:44:29,343
I mean, he's,
754
00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:31,546
honestly,
755
00:44:31,648 --> 00:44:32,880
(INHALES DEEPLY)
756
00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:35,750
a loser.
757
00:44:35,852 --> 00:44:38,653
So what else could she be?
758
00:44:50,237 --> 00:44:51,904
MALE NARRATOR: Just then
Grandfather came out.
759
00:44:54,975 --> 00:44:57,743
He was angry because Peter
had gone into the meadow.
760
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:01,013
It's a dangerous place.
761
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:02,715
If a wolf should come out of the forest,
762
00:45:02,817 --> 00:45:04,083
then what would you do?
763
00:45:07,922 --> 00:45:11,156
(CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM
PETER AND THE WOLF PLAYING)
764
00:45:32,747 --> 00:45:36,715
But Peter paid no attention
to his grandfather's words.
765
00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:39,685
Boys like Peter aren't afraid of wolves.
766
00:45:39,787 --> 00:45:41,453
- Mom.
- Huh?
767
00:45:42,857 --> 00:45:45,391
I said it's time for bed.
768
00:45:45,493 --> 00:45:47,860
Well, go on and get your teeth brushed.
769
00:46:07,982 --> 00:46:09,448
(GLORIA GRUNTS)
770
00:46:10,718 --> 00:46:12,384
I'm right in the next room.
771
00:46:12,486 --> 00:46:14,987
Mom, I'm not a baby.
772
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:17,656
You're my baby.
773
00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:21,093
(CAR APPROACHING)
774
00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,365
Hold that thought.
775
00:46:32,940 --> 00:46:34,373
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
776
00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:43,782
(SIGHS IN ANNOYANCE)
777
00:46:50,591 --> 00:46:51,790
WINNIE: Hi-ho.
778
00:46:51,892 --> 00:46:53,559
Little off the beaten path, aren't you?
779
00:46:53,661 --> 00:46:56,061
I went by the station, they said...
780
00:46:56,163 --> 00:46:57,629
Fudge, you were turning in.
781
00:46:57,731 --> 00:46:59,665
That's okay. You want some tea?
782
00:46:59,767 --> 00:47:01,700
Yeah, sounds good.
783
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:05,704
(WINNIE SIGHS)
784
00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:11,376
So remember I was telling you
about my hit-and-run?
785
00:47:11,479 --> 00:47:12,978
A Humvee in a restaurant parking lot,
786
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,880
- two other vehicles involved.
- Hmm.
787
00:47:14,982 --> 00:47:17,282
So I run the plate number on the Hummer,
788
00:47:17,384 --> 00:47:19,017
and it's registered to a corporation
789
00:47:19,119 --> 00:47:21,153
in Saint Cloud, a company car.
790
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,322
Seems like you're crossing all the T's.
791
00:47:23,424 --> 00:47:24,756
Not sure how it's...
792
00:47:24,859 --> 00:47:26,492
Well, okay, then.
793
00:47:26,594 --> 00:47:29,194
So, after I see you in the commode,
794
00:47:29,296 --> 00:47:31,797
I go see this fellow that works there,
795
00:47:31,899 --> 00:47:33,365
and something strikes me odd.
796
00:47:33,467 --> 00:47:34,633
The name.
797
00:47:34,735 --> 00:47:37,369
See, it turns out
that one of the victims
798
00:47:37,471 --> 00:47:39,271
has the same last name
799
00:47:39,373 --> 00:47:40,706
as the fellow that owns the company
800
00:47:40,808 --> 00:47:42,407
that leased the car.
801
00:47:42,510 --> 00:47:45,143
So I looked it up, and, get this,
802
00:47:45,246 --> 00:47:47,980
they're brothers, which...
803
00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:50,148
Then I remembered that
804
00:47:50,251 --> 00:47:51,517
you were at the Parole Board
about a murder,
805
00:47:51,619 --> 00:47:52,684
and so I looked it up.
806
00:47:52,786 --> 00:47:54,119
I mean, Eden Valley's had one death
807
00:47:54,221 --> 00:47:55,521
by foul play in 16 months.
808
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:57,422
And the victim's name is...
809
00:47:57,525 --> 00:47:58,924
Ennis Stussy.
810
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,493
(STAMMERS) With the same as...
811
00:48:01,595 --> 00:48:03,328
My suspect's parole officer.
812
00:48:03,430 --> 00:48:05,030
And his brother,
813
00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,766
who owns the company
that leased the Humvee,
814
00:48:07,868 --> 00:48:11,303
and who lives, get this,
815
00:48:11,405 --> 00:48:13,138
in Eden Prairie.
816
00:48:13,240 --> 00:48:14,940
(KETTLE WHISTLING)
817
00:48:17,545 --> 00:48:19,778
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)
818
00:48:21,832 --> 00:48:26,832
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