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<i>Previously on "Suits"...</i>

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What do you mean
you can't take the case?

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Jessica won't lay out
the money for the man-hours.

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One of the victims
was my uncle Keith.

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Please.
These people need your help.

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I didn't come forward.
They found me.

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And I'm not pulling
any associate shit.

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Then what do you call

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this pathetic excuse
of a candidates list?

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I call it inevitable,
because our students can read.

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Our future is slipping away,
and offering Jack

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name partner or praying
to God that Harvey

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just gets Mike off the hook

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isn't gonna stop it
from happening.

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Then you get your ass
back up to Harvard,

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and you make sure Sheila
doesn't show up to that trial.

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It's a ticket
to Argentina.

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I need you to go there
until the trial's over.

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Court's not about bullshit
like this; it's about facts.

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And the fact is,
you're not a goddamn lawyer.

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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?

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Because if you're thinking it,
you're a fool.

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You heard her.

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She said the fact is, is that
I'm not a goddamn lawyer.

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Well, the only way
to change that fact

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is for a jury to see me be
a goddamn lawyer.

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You try that,
all they're gonna see

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is someone going to prison.

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It's my call,
and I'm making it.

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We have a problem.
They found Trevor.

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<i> ♪♪</i>

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Please raise
your right hand.

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Do you swear to
tell the truth,

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the whole truth,

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and nothing but the truth,

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so help you God?

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I do.

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You may be seated.

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Mr. Evans, how long
have you known Mr. Ross?

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Since we were kids.
Almost 20 years.

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So you were close to him?

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Yeah, he was
my best friend.

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Are you still
close to him?

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Well, I doubt
we will be after this.

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After what?

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After you ask me about
the series of events

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that have led us all
to be here today.

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Well, we'll get to your
history in a minute,

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but first, I want to ask you
a question about current events.

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Did Mike Ross approach you
three days ago

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in an attempt to get you
not to testify against him?

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<i> [dramatic music]</i>

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Yes, he did.

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How exactly did that
conversation go?

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[cars rumbling, horn blares]

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What are you doing here?

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You know exactly what
I'm doing here.

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You said you would
not testify.

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Yeah, well, that was before
Anita Gibbs dragged me in

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and told me she was gonna
put me away for ten years.

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I don't give a shit
what she told you.

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You said you were gonna
call a lawyer.

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Yeah, well, before
I had a chance to do that,

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they showed me
what they had,

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which is names, dates,
witnesses, and everything else

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they need to put me away
for as long as they want.

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Wait, wait,
how would they have--

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You think I want
to do this?

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I don't.

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But I cannot risk
prison for you.

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And I am telling you
that whatever they have,

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Harvey can get you
out of this.

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And from what
she told me,

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Gibbs can get you
out of this.

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She offered you a deal that can
make this whole thing stop.

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Now, instead of telling me
not to testify against you,

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why don't you think about
testifying against Harvey?

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Because unlike you, I would
never do that to a friend!

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Yeah, well, unlike you,
when they put me away,

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I'm not going to
a white-collar prison.

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So if I don't rip you to shreds
up there on the stand,

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they're gonna rip me
to shreds behind bars.

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<i> ♪♪</i>

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Harvey, it's late.
I've had a long day.

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So if you don't mind...

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We have a problem.

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What now?
My condo's on fire?

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Mike wants to
represent himself.

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Is he crazy?
He can't do that.

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That's what
I tried to tell him.

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You don't try;
you just tell him.

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Yeah, the only problem
with that is,

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he knows
it's his decision.

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Not to mention, the only
thing that's stopping him

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from going to Gibbs
and pointing his finger

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at you or me
is his loyalty to us.

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So that's it?

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He's representing himself?

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I'm not saying that.

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Then what exactly
are you saying?

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I'm saying
I have a plan,

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but I need you
to sign off on it.

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Oh, whatever it is,
I'm in.

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Because if that kid
handles his own defense,

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you and I are going to be
the next ones on trial.

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<i> ♪♪</i>

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[knocking]

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If you're here to find out
if Trevor's testifying, he is.

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I can handle Trevor.

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Harvey,
we've been over this.

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And I said we're not done
being over it.

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Listen to me, I know that
fool-for-a-client bullshit.

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But the thing I'm being accused
of is not being a lawyer.

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So if I represent myself,
every second I'm up there,

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they're gonna see me
as a lawyer.

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And if she rattles you for one
of those goddamn seconds,

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they're gonna see you
as a fraud, and they're never

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gonna see you
as anything else.

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Okay.

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I got it.
You said your piece.

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It's my call.
I'm done talking about it.

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Then we'll do a trial run
to get you ready.

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<i> ♪♪</i>

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Are you crazy?

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You want to waste my time,
not to mention

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air our dirty laundry,
in front of the whole firm?

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Mike, in a week and a half,
our dirty laundry is gonna be

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aired in front of
the whole world.

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And Gibbs is gonna
come at you in ways

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you've never even
thought about.

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Oh, so I get it.

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You don't want a trial run
to get me ready;

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you want a trial run
to show me that I'm outmatched.

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You are outmatched
by me and Gibbs,

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and you're afraid
to find out.

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I'm not afraid of Gibbs,
and I am not afraid of you.

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Then you won't mind agreeing,
if I beat you,

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you let me represent you
in court.

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[laughs]

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<i> ♪♪</i>

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Okay, Harvey,
you want to go?

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Let's go.

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But you better
bring your A game.

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Because you might be
the best closer in the city,

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but I'm the one
fighting for my life.

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<i> ♪ See the money,</i>
<i> wanna stay for your meal ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Get another piece of pie</i>
<i> for your wife ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Everybody wanna know</i>
<i> how it feel ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Everybody wanna see</i>
<i> what it's like ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I'll even eat a bean pie,</i>
<i> I don't mind ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Me and Missy is</i>
<i> so busy, busy making money ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ All right ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ All step back,</i>
<i> I'm 'bout to dance ♪</i>

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ Suits 5x14 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>Self Defense</font>
Original Air Date on February 17, 2016

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<i> ♪ The greenback boogie ♪</i>

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

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Thank you.

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There he is.

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Harold.

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What are you doing here?

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I know what's
going on, okay?

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I know about the trial
coming up.

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Then you know I'm
pretty busy right now.

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Right, which is why
I wanted to talk to you.

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Listen, you're gonna need
someone to testify

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that you went to Harvard.

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I want to be that guy.

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Harold,
that's an amazing offer, but--

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Mike, come on, man.

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We both know that you
didn't go to Harvard.

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But honestly, if anyone

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would have asked me
up until this point,

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I would have sworn
that you did.

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I would have sworn
that I saw you

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at that--that
party with Gilcrest

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or those pizza nights
at Pinocchio's

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or pretty much any other memory
I have of that time,

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which means, if they put me
up there on that stand,

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I'd basically be
telling the truth.

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I can't tell you how much that
means to me, Harold, but...

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Mike, I want to
do this for you, please.

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I know you do.

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But I got myself
into this mess,

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and I got to get
myself out of it.

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Okay.

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But listen,
if you change your mind,

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you know where to find me.

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<i> Ladies and gentlemen</i>
<i> of the jury,</i>

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<i> you're gonna be</i>
<i> hearing a lot of things</i>

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<i> over the next</i>
<i> several days,</i>

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but the truth is,
this case is about

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nothing more
than cold, hard--

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Innuendo.

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And the fact is, I'm capable
of reciting every element

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of jurisprudence
in the state of New York.

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And yet despite that,
the prosecution is gonna

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try to convince you
that I am a--

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Fraud, who not only
didn't pass the bar or go

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to law school, he didn't
even graduate college.

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There isn't one piece
of hard evidence

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proving that I didn't go
to Harvard Law.

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There's no record
of tuition being paid.

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No record
of a Boston address.

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There isn't even a simple
picture in the yearbook.

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Let's talk about
the yearbook.

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As he told you,
I'm not in the yearbook.

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Where is Mike Ross?

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Though what he didn't
tell you is that

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25 other students
are also not in this yearbook.

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Are those other students
being charged with fraud?

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Of course not, because
we don't put people on trial

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for being sick on picture day,
and no matter--

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What he says, the fact is,
Mike Ross is not a lawyer.

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He's a fraud.

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And we will prove that
beyond a shadow of a doubt.

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The defense would like
to call its first witness.

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Right there--
he's such a non-lawyer,

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he doesn't even know
the prosecution goes first.

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And you obviously don't know

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Jarvis v. the State of New York,
1937,

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when calling
of the first witness

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is of such special nature
as to disrupt

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the flow of the trial
once it's started.

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What the hell special nature
are you talking about?

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When the defense
wants to call the prosecutor

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as its first witness.

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Harvey, unless you have
something to overturn this,

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I'm gonna need you
to have a seat.

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Mr. Specter, you said
there's no record of me

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ever having an apartment
in Boston.

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Can you explain to the jury
why there's no record

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of you ever having
lived there?

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I'm not the one
on trial here.

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No, you're not.

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You're the one in that chair,

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so why don't you answer
the question,

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or we can stop this whole thing
right now.

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There's no record
of me living there

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because I sublet up there
when I had my place down here.

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So it is possible

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that a person not have
a Boston address

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without it meaning that
they didn't attend Harvard.

243
00:08:20,690 --> 00:08:23,159
Great.
Thank you so much.

244
00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,989
This witness is excused.

245
00:08:24,990 --> 00:08:26,490
And what, exactly,
is your reason

246
00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:28,165
for not having
an address up there?

247
00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,990
Unless you're too afraid
to answer my questions.

248
00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,839
No, I'm not afraid
of you at all.

249
00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,669
My reason is that I chose
to live with my friend

250
00:08:34,670 --> 00:08:36,309
Trevor during that time.

251
00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:37,875
The only problem
with that is,

252
00:08:37,876 --> 00:08:40,539
your friend Trevor has lived
in Brooklyn his entire life.

253
00:08:40,540 --> 00:08:42,840
Exactly a 3 hour and 20 minute
drive from Harvard.

254
00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,915
So you're saying
you made that drive every day?

255
00:08:44,916 --> 00:08:46,240
No,
I only went up for tests

256
00:08:46,250 --> 00:08:47,719
because that's
all I had to do.

257
00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:50,389
I guess you needed
some extra tutoring, huh?

258
00:08:50,390 --> 00:08:52,789
You expect these people
to believe that you graduated

259
00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,730
from the most competitive
law school in the world

260
00:08:54,731 --> 00:08:56,180
without ever going to class?

261
00:08:56,190 --> 00:08:57,850
See, that's funny,
because you actually

262
00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:59,099
expect these people
to believe

263
00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:00,529
that I never went
to law school at all

264
00:09:00,530 --> 00:09:02,199
and yet still somehow
managed to convince

265
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:04,035
the smartest lawyers
in the world

266
00:09:04,036 --> 00:09:06,590
to make me their
youngest partner ever.

267
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,730
Whose story is looking
more far-fetched now?

268
00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,000
Oh, no answer?
Great.

269
00:09:14,010 --> 00:09:15,310
No more questions,
Your Honor.

270
00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:19,110
I don't know if you've
noticed this or not,

271
00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:21,119
but he's kicking your ass.

272
00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,949
And I'm about
to kick back.

273
00:09:22,950 --> 00:09:24,110
Are you two
discussing something

274
00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:25,419
that defense should
be made aware of?

275
00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:28,850
Just talking about
the Knicks.

276
00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:32,095
Now is the prosecution ready
to call their first witness?

277
00:09:32,096 --> 00:09:34,759
The prosecution's first
witness is this affidavit

278
00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,920
from every single member
of the defendant's

279
00:09:36,930 --> 00:09:38,490
supposed graduating class.

280
00:09:38,500 --> 00:09:40,299
Objection, Your Honor.
I haven't seen that.

281
00:09:40,300 --> 00:09:41,930
Well, then let me
read it to you.

282
00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,275
"We collectively
come forward to swear

283
00:09:44,276 --> 00:09:47,270
"the following regarding
Michael James Ross:

284
00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:49,809
"We never saw him.
We never knew him.

285
00:09:49,810 --> 00:09:52,240
"We never heard of him.

286
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,485
"And it makes us sick that
he's taking the good name

287
00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:58,649
"of Harvard Law School and
throwing it down the toilet.

288
00:09:58,650 --> 00:10:00,750
Please find him guilty
on all counts."

289
00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,429
Your Honor, I move to strike
that document right now.

290
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,859
On what grounds?

291
00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:05,359
On the grounds that
it's completely fabricated.

292
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,690
Where's your proof?

293
00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:08,199
Besides the fact that
I actually went to Harvard,

294
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,499
there's no way
you could have contacted

295
00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:10,969
all of those people
since last night.

296
00:10:10,970 --> 00:10:12,969
Then I suggest you call
every one of these people

297
00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,239
and put them on the stand.

298
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:16,239
But when you do, every single
one of them is gonna

299
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,009
look you in the eye and say,
"Who the hell are you?"

300
00:10:19,010 --> 00:10:24,009
<i>♪♪</i>

301
00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:27,010
What?
No snappy comeback?

302
00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:29,189
You can try to trick
these people all you want.

303
00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:31,789
But the fact is,
you didn't go to Harvard,

304
00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:33,789
and this proves it.

305
00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,589
Objection.
He's testifying.

306
00:10:35,590 --> 00:10:37,020
What I'm doing is winning.

307
00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,859
All right, that's enough.

308
00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:41,320
I think this is a good time
to take a break.

309
00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:42,330
[gavel thuds]

310
00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:50,400
<i>♪♪</i>

311
00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,309
Louis Litt.

312
00:10:55,310 --> 00:10:56,640
I'm Anita Gibbs.

313
00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:57,979
Yeah, I know
who you are.

314
00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,449
Question is,
what are you doing here?

315
00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,819
And the answer is,
I don't give a shit.

316
00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,019
I came here
to compliment you

317
00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,649
on getting rid
of Sheila's ass.

318
00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:04,980
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

319
00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:06,319
Really?

320
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,680
You think I don't know
what's going on here?

321
00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:09,359
You two were in a relationship,
and when you found out

322
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,859
that it was her
that wrote that email,

323
00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,029
you went up to Cambridge
and convinced her to go to

324
00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:14,865
Argentina for
the duration of the trial.

325
00:11:14,866 --> 00:11:16,360
[laughs]
You're out of your mind.

326
00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,699
Am I?

327
00:11:17,700 --> 00:11:19,769
You flew to Boston three times
in the last two weeks.

328
00:11:19,770 --> 00:11:21,205
You took two cabs
to her house

329
00:11:21,206 --> 00:11:24,500
and another to within 100 feet
of the admissions office.

330
00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:26,439
You have no proof
of anything.

331
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:28,039
I don't need proof.

332
00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,470
Because while she may
be in Argentina now,

333
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,049
she's not gonna
stay there forever,

334
00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:34,090
which means when
she gets back,

335
00:11:34,091 --> 00:11:36,340
I get you for
witness tampering.

336
00:11:36,350 --> 00:11:38,710
Do me a favor
and leave me the hell alone.

337
00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:39,850
I will.

338
00:11:39,860 --> 00:11:41,289
For now.

339
00:11:41,290 --> 00:11:44,589
But if she's not back
by the start of trial,

340
00:11:44,590 --> 00:11:47,659
I'm gonna assume that you want
to be brought up on charges.

341
00:11:47,660 --> 00:11:49,890
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

342
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:56,060
You son of a bitch.
This isn't real.

343
00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:57,500
I don't give a shit
whether it's real or not.

344
00:11:57,510 --> 00:11:59,579
You think Gibbs isn't
gonna do things like that?

345
00:11:59,580 --> 00:12:01,750
She is not gonna enter
false evidence, and you know it.

346
00:12:01,752 --> 00:12:03,240
But she is gonna
set up traps for you

347
00:12:03,250 --> 00:12:04,520
to bungle into
like I just did.

348
00:12:04,521 --> 00:12:05,670
This is such bullshit.

349
00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,610
You are just pissed because
I was kicking your ass

350
00:12:07,620 --> 00:12:08,890
so now you're cheating.

351
00:12:08,891 --> 00:12:10,010
Me?

352
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,289
You're the one
who testified in your

353
00:12:11,290 --> 00:12:12,859
opening statement
and every chance you get.

354
00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:15,759
Because that's exactly what
me being my own lawyer gives us.

355
00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,929
I don't care.

356
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:19,095
If I represent you
and it turns out that you

357
00:12:19,096 --> 00:12:21,259
need to testify, we can
call you up to the stand.

358
00:12:21,260 --> 00:12:24,190
And if we do that, then
Gibbs gets to cross-examine me

359
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,569
and make me
look like a liar.

360
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:26,799
Well, I don't know
if you've noticed,

361
00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,399
but you're looking
like a liar right now.

362
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,530
And I'm trying to keep you
from looking like a fool.

363
00:12:30,540 --> 00:12:31,909
You know what?
I'm getting pretty tired

364
00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:33,139
of you using
that word with me.

365
00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,439
Too bad,
because for all your

366
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,700
bullshit up there, you still
can't produce one person

367
00:12:36,710 --> 00:12:38,070
who remembers you
from Harvard.

368
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,849
So if you want to have a chance
at representing yourself,

369
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:43,289
get out of my face
and go work on your defense

370
00:12:43,290 --> 00:12:45,519
'cause I got a lot more
where that came from.

371
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,519
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

372
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,920
<i> ♪♪</i>

373
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,499
What can I do for you,
Louis?

374
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:01,330
- Gibbs knows what I did.
- What?

375
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:02,839
She knows I got Sheila
out of the country.

376
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,109
She was waiting for me
this morning,

377
00:13:04,110 --> 00:13:05,639
and she threatened to
bring charges against me.

378
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,739
- Did you admit that to her?
- No.

379
00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,640
Then she's not gonna
charge you with anything.

380
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:10,879
Did you hear
what I just said?

381
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,220
She knows I went
to Sheila's place

382
00:13:12,221 --> 00:13:13,679
the same night
she went to Argentina.

383
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,979
And what does that prove?

384
00:13:14,980 --> 00:13:16,080
It proves that I knowingly

385
00:13:16,090 --> 00:13:17,419
bought a witness a ticket
out of the country

386
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,819
in the middle of
an ongoing investigation.

387
00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:21,150
All it proves is, you rewarded
a Harvard employee

388
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,989
who's been steering lawyers
towards this firm

389
00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,250
for the last ten years.

390
00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,629
Okay, Jessica, Gibbs can
easily go down to Argentina

391
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:27,630
and ask Sheila--

392
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,629
Louis, listen to yourself.

393
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,190
She's not going to do that.

394
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:33,639
And even if she did,
it's not witness tampering

395
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:35,369
if a subpoena
was never issued.

396
00:13:35,370 --> 00:13:37,130
Then Gibbs is gonna say
that I had knowledge

397
00:13:37,140 --> 00:13:39,279
of an impending subpoena;
therefore it is tampering.

398
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,279
You know what, Louis?

399
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,109
I don't give a shit
what Gibbs says.

400
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:45,609
<i> ♪♪</i>

401
00:13:45,610 --> 00:13:46,940
Where are you going?

402
00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,190
Give that woman a taste
of her own goddamn medicine.

403
00:13:51,050 --> 00:13:52,349
Where the hell
are you going?

404
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,019
We've got Mike on the ropes;
we have to put him away.

405
00:13:54,020 --> 00:13:55,180
Sorry, Harvey.

406
00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:56,359
Something more pressing
just came up.

407
00:13:56,360 --> 00:13:57,900
What the hell could be
more pressing than this?

408
00:13:57,901 --> 00:14:00,290
You worry about your shit,
and I'll worry about mine.

409
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:02,065
Oh, I've got my shit
taken care of.

410
00:14:02,066 --> 00:14:03,820
Well, maybe you do,
and maybe you don't.

411
00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:05,829
But what I've learned
from recent history is,

412
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:08,830
if you really were Anita Gibbs,
no matter what you had planned,

413
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,239
you'd be planning
something else.

414
00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:17,980
<i> ♪♪</i>

415
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:20,240
Donna, please,
not right now.

416
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,250
I'm so busy.

417
00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,250
That's fine.

418
00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,410
I just came by
to let you know that

419
00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:24,760
Jessica had to go out,
so the trial is done

420
00:14:24,761 --> 00:14:25,880
for the rest of the day.

421
00:14:25,890 --> 00:14:26,919
And Harvey wasn't
gonna tell me

422
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,080
because he's
playing dirty.

423
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:29,689
He's not your enemy, Mike.

424
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:31,550
He's just doing
what he thinks is best.

425
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,729
Then I'm gonna do
what I think is best.

426
00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:35,229
And what exactly
is that?

427
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,369
Look, Donna,
he may not be my enemy,

428
00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:39,699
and you may not be my enemy,

429
00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:42,860
but as long as we're in
this trial run,

430
00:14:42,870 --> 00:14:44,800
I'm not trusting you
with anything.

431
00:14:44,810 --> 00:14:48,479
<i> ♪♪</i>

432
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,809
That's my boy.

433
00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:53,370
<i> ♪♪</i>

434
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,579
Jessica Pearson,

435
00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,280
I wasn't aware we had
an appointment today.

436
00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,649
We don't.

437
00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:00,450
I just stopped by to give you
this restraining order,

438
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,930
preventing you from
contacting Louis Litt

439
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,420
without his attorney
present.

440
00:15:03,430 --> 00:15:05,759
And let me guess--
his attorney is you.

441
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,220
Bingo.

442
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,399
So unless you're
going to arrest him,

443
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,069
you so much as text him
without me present,

444
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:15,239
and you're in violation
of a court order.

445
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:17,739
You're done driving a wedge
between me and my people.

446
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:21,079
We'll see how strong
your bond is with your people

447
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,079
when I parade every one of them
on the stand

448
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,449
and ask them point-blank,

449
00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:26,779
"Did you know Mike Ross
was a fraud?"

450
00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:28,940
You think we're gonna have
different answers to that?

451
00:15:28,950 --> 00:15:31,580
No, I think you're all
gonna take the Fifth.

452
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,719
And you're gonna tell yourselves
it implies no guilt,

453
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,480
but in the eyes of the jury,
you might as well

454
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,250
all just stand up there
and say he did it.

455
00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:41,559
So you tell your client
he's off the hook for now.

456
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:44,560
But the next time I talk to him,
it will be on the stand.

457
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:52,209
<i> ♪♪</i>

458
00:15:52,210 --> 00:15:54,479
Hey, I got your message.

459
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,480
So here I am.

460
00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:57,009
But let me tell you
something, Mike,

461
00:15:57,010 --> 00:15:58,770
if you're here to ask what
I think you're gonna ask,

462
00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,110
gonna be a short conversation.

463
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,990
I need you to say
you remember me from Harvard.

464
00:16:01,991 --> 00:16:03,980
There's just
one small problem, Mike.

465
00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:05,649
I don't remember you.

466
00:16:05,650 --> 00:16:08,650
'Cause you didn't go there,
did you?

467
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:10,730
Look me in the eye
and tell me that I'm wrong.

468
00:16:12,030 --> 00:16:13,559
God damn you, Mike.
I--I knew it.

469
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:14,590
Jimmy--Jimmy!

470
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,029
When we first started,
you begged me

471
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,360
to help you
save your career.

472
00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:18,869
No, no, no, no, Mike.
This is not the same thing.

473
00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:20,399
I-I could have
gotten you disbarred.

474
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,060
But it couldn't have got me
sent to jail, and you know it.

475
00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,560
I don't care!

476
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:25,000
All right?
I need your help.

477
00:16:25,010 --> 00:16:27,179
Mike, you are asking me
to perjure myself,

478
00:16:27,180 --> 00:16:28,509
and I don't even know
who you are.

479
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,849
Yes, you do.

480
00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:32,719
I am the same guy you came to
when your aunt needed help.

481
00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,779
Wow.

482
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:34,979
What? So I owe you
for that too?

483
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,540
Yeah, you do.

484
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:38,010
You and I both know
if I get convicted,

485
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:39,419
that settlement's
gonna get reopened.

486
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,250
Then why the hell
did you take it, Mike?

487
00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,359
Why?

488
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:45,359
<i> ♪♪</i>

489
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,699
Jimmy,
I took a shortcut, man.

490
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:51,069
Just like you took
a shortcut once.

491
00:16:51,070 --> 00:16:54,039
Now, if I could take it
all back, I would, but I can't.

492
00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:55,705
And just like
you begged me once,

493
00:16:55,706 --> 00:16:57,730
I am coming to you
and begging you right now.

494
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,909
Please.

495
00:16:59,910 --> 00:17:01,379
Please help me.

496
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,709
<i> ♪♪</i>

497
00:17:03,710 --> 00:17:06,110
No one in their right mind

498
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,619
would do what
you're asking me to.

499
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:10,389
That's not true.

500
00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:12,589
- Harold come to you?
- Mm-hmm.

501
00:17:12,590 --> 00:17:13,759
But you know Harold

502
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,259
won't hold up on the stand
and I would.

503
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:17,529
Right?

504
00:17:17,530 --> 00:17:18,859
- Jimmy, I need you--
- Michael.

505
00:17:18,860 --> 00:17:21,120
[sighs]

506
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:22,399
Look, brother,
I'm sorry.

507
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,729
I really wish I could help,

508
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:26,130
but I cannot risk
going to prison for you.

509
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,199
I can't.

510
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:34,600
<i> ♪♪</i>

511
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:42,120
[cell phone buzzing]

512
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:46,059
Hello?

513
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,059
Louis, it's me.

514
00:17:48,060 --> 00:17:49,889
Sheila,
I explicitly told you,

515
00:17:49,890 --> 00:17:51,889
"Do not call me until
after the trial is over."

516
00:17:51,890 --> 00:17:52,990
<i> We can't take any chances--</i>

517
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,699
Someone approached me,
Louis.

518
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,229
What do you mean
someone approached you?

519
00:17:56,230 --> 00:17:57,460
At my hotel.

520
00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,269
I was in the lobby.

521
00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:01,439
A man came up to me
and started talking.

522
00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,709
<i> He said he was</i>
<i> from New York.</i>

523
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:04,080
<i> He wanted to know</i>
<i> how long I'd been</i>

524
00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:05,430
<i> planning a trip</i>
<i> to Argentina.</i>

525
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,939
Then he asked how long
I was planning on staying

526
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,770
and, finally, did anyone pay

527
00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:11,815
for my ticket
to come down here?

528
00:18:11,816 --> 00:18:13,110
W-what did you tell him?

529
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,519
That it was
none of his business.

530
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,789
Good.
That was smart.

531
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,419
You didn't show them
that they got to you.

532
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:18,989
Louis, they did get to me.

533
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:20,589
Listen to me.

534
00:18:20,590 --> 00:18:23,089
They did not subpoena you,
so you did nothing wrong.

535
00:18:23,090 --> 00:18:24,950
You just took a trip.

536
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,959
Now, if Gibbs can prove
anyone did anything, it is me.

537
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:32,760
And I will do anything
to protect you, okay?

538
00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,769
I'm sorry, Louis.
I have to go.

539
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:37,769
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

540
00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:40,939
<i> ♪♪</i>

541
00:18:40,940 --> 00:18:42,100
I don't believe you.

542
00:18:42,110 --> 00:18:43,709
You're calling Rachel
as your first witness?

543
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,040
I sure as hell am.

544
00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,485
Gibbs can't call Rachel.
We took care of that.

545
00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:49,480
We took care of her
going out of bounds

546
00:18:49,490 --> 00:18:50,749
to get Rachel
to turn on you.

547
00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:52,410
We didn't do anything
to stop her calling Rachel

548
00:18:52,420 --> 00:18:53,750
to the stand,
and you know it.

549
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,059
Fine, then I'm
stipulating right now

550
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,589
Rachel's taking the Fifth
to any questions.

551
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,590
Oh, bullshit.

552
00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:58,789
You know as well as I do,

553
00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,690
she can't take the Fifth
to personal questions.

554
00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:02,129
So you're just
gonna humiliate her

555
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:03,290
so you can rattle me?

556
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:04,529
You're damn right I am.

557
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,060
Gibbs is gonna do
the exact same thing.

558
00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:07,539
She is not gonna
do that to Rachel

559
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:09,809
in front of a jury, because it
will make her look like shit.

560
00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:11,369
She doesn't care about that.

561
00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:13,100
No, you're the one that
doesn't care about that.

562
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:15,250
'Cause this is no longer about
what's best for my case;

563
00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:16,909
it's because you don't
want to lose to me.

564
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:18,409
I'm not going to lose
to you.

565
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,670
You know what, Harvey?
I am--

566
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,010
That's enough.

567
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,649
While you two have been
having your pissing contest,

568
00:19:22,650 --> 00:19:24,649
I've been poring over discovery,
and I came across

569
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,550
the class rankings
from Mike's first year.

570
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:27,989
Don't tell me--
he's not on it.

571
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,829
- No, he's not.
- Doesn't make any sense.

572
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:30,889
Yes, it does.

573
00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:33,050
Lola must not have covered
all the bases.

574
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:34,890
Then we need to get her
to cover all the bases.

575
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,229
Are you out of your mind?

576
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:38,929
You go to Lola,
you lead Gibbs right to her,

577
00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:40,930
and this thing is over
before it even gets started.

578
00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,369
Okay, then we get
Benjamin to do it.

579
00:19:42,370 --> 00:19:45,130
We are not letting another
person in on your secret.

580
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,430
Well, then what do you
suggest we do?

581
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,839
What we were gonna do
with every other piece

582
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:49,500
of evidence that
makes us look like shit.

583
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,670
We find a way to make it
look like shit.

584
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:54,185
There is no way that Harvard
accidentally forgets

585
00:19:54,186 --> 00:19:55,710
to put a student on this list.

586
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,049
I say we go to Benjamin.

587
00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,549
And I say
I'll lock you in a room

588
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,919
until this trial starts
if you say that again.

589
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,050
<i>♪♪</i>

590
00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:06,899
Then I guess whoever wins
makes the call.

591
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,569
You go to Benjamin behind
my back before we're done,

592
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:11,999
and you going to prison
is gonna be

593
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,490
the least of your problems.

594
00:20:13,500 --> 00:20:21,570
<i>♪♪</i>

595
00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:26,040
Mike, you like you've been
through the wringer.

596
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,419
I have to ask you a question,
and...

597
00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:31,389
I want you to tell me
the truth.

598
00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:33,019
Well, of course.

599
00:20:33,020 --> 00:20:34,950
Do you really think
I should be the one up there

600
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,089
fighting for my life, or do you
think Harvey should be?

601
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:39,420
<i>♪♪</i>

602
00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:42,059
I think that...

603
00:20:42,060 --> 00:20:45,560
you're the best person
to make that call,

604
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,739
and that whatever you decide,
I'm with you 100%.

605
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:51,139
Well, then I need to ask
Benjamin to do something for us,

606
00:20:51,140 --> 00:20:54,809
and Harvey is really
not gonna like it.

607
00:20:54,810 --> 00:20:57,449
<i>♪♪</i>

608
00:20:57,450 --> 00:21:01,119
Whatever it is,
if you think we need to do it,

609
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,919
I'm with you.

610
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:10,660
<i>♪♪</i>

611
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,159
It's done?

612
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,920
Yes.

613
00:21:15,930 --> 00:21:19,230
It won't hold up forever,
but it will hold up for now.

614
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,999
Thank you, Benjamin.
I--

615
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,700
I didn't expect it
for a couple of hours.

616
00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,639
I-I haven't had a chance
to get you any bacon.

617
00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:27,800
That's quite all right,
Michael.

618
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,650
This one is on the house.

619
00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:34,010
You know, you never
asked if what

620
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:37,149
they're saying about me
is true.

621
00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:39,410
I didn't need to.

622
00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:41,350
I knew it was true
the second I heard it.

623
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,829
I don't understand.

624
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:44,289
All these kids
who went to Harvard,

625
00:21:44,290 --> 00:21:45,650
they never gave me
the time of day.

626
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:47,520
All they cared about
was letting me know

627
00:21:47,530 --> 00:21:50,529
where they went to school
and I didn't.

628
00:21:50,530 --> 00:21:52,560
You've never
done that to me.

629
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:53,699
Not one time.

630
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:54,899
[sighs]

631
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,500
I--I don't know
what to say.

632
00:21:56,510 --> 00:22:00,679
Say that when you're done
and you've beaten this thing,

633
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,420
you won't start acting like some
asshole who went to Harvard.

634
00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:08,179
Well, I mean, can't really
promise you that, Benjamin.

635
00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:10,340
I'll have gone to Harvard.

636
00:22:10,350 --> 00:22:12,249
That's not funny,
Michael.

637
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:15,250
<i> [solemn music]</i>

638
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:21,829
<i>♪♪</i>

639
00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:24,199
[envelope slaps]

640
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:27,000
Is the prosecution ready
to call its next witness?

641
00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,369
Prosecution calls
Rachel Zane.

642
00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:30,730
Objection.

643
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:33,339
Your Honor, the witness
cannot object to testifying

644
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,000
simply because she intends
to take the Fifth.

645
00:22:35,010 --> 00:22:37,679
The witness doesn't have to
testify because she's my wife.

646
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:38,680
What?

647
00:22:38,681 --> 00:22:39,840
I have
a marriage certificate here

648
00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,319
from the state of Nevada
showing that

649
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,989
the witness and I
were married in Las Vegas

650
00:22:42,990 --> 00:22:45,089
six weeks after
we started dating.

651
00:22:45,090 --> 00:22:47,589
Both of you up here, now.

652
00:22:47,590 --> 00:22:48,759
Where the hell
did you get that?

653
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,859
What do you mean?

654
00:22:49,860 --> 00:22:51,400
You didn't marry her,
and you know it.

655
00:22:51,401 --> 00:22:52,899
Then why do I have everything
I need proving I did?

656
00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:54,570
Because you did some bullshit
to get out of this.

657
00:22:54,571 --> 00:22:56,360
Oh, look who's
crying about it now.

658
00:22:56,370 --> 00:22:57,535
Keep your voices down.

659
00:22:57,536 --> 00:22:59,029
You think
this is a joke?

660
00:22:59,030 --> 00:23:00,230
You try this in court,

661
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,069
Gibbs is gonna prove
you're not married,

662
00:23:02,070 --> 00:23:03,830
and Rachel's gonna
go to jail for perjury.

663
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,439
He's right; you better know
what the hell you're doing.

664
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,270
Who said that I was gonna
use this in the real trial?

665
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,609
I get it.
This is a fake, just like you.

666
00:23:09,610 --> 00:23:10,770
I said keep
your goddamn voice down.

667
00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,619
This is as real
as that affidavit was, okay?

668
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:16,119
Now, you wanted to rattle me;
I've rattled you.

669
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:17,520
What are you gonna
do about it?

670
00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:20,489
Prosecution calls
Rachel Zane to the stand.

671
00:23:20,490 --> 00:23:22,125
Objection.
We just went over this.

672
00:23:22,126 --> 00:23:25,089
When spousal privilege
is invoked in the moment,

673
00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:26,920
prosecution has
the right to challenge

674
00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,565
the validity of the marriage.

675
00:23:28,566 --> 00:23:30,760
- This is ridiculous.
- Objection overruled.

676
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:32,739
Ms. Zane,
take the stand.

677
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:33,999
We can skip swearing her in

678
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,760
since she's just gonna
lie about it, anyway.

679
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,000
Objection!

680
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:40,339
Ms. Zane, if you got married
six weeks after dating

681
00:23:40,340 --> 00:23:42,840
the defendant, why are you
engaged to him right now?

682
00:23:42,850 --> 00:23:44,949
Because we did it on a whim.

683
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:46,619
And we had planned
to have an annulment,

684
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:50,219
but once we fell more in love,
we thought that it

685
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,119
might be wonderful
to reveal it to our families

686
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,510
after we were married again.

687
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,619
And how, exactly,
did it go

688
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,050
when you got married
the first time?

689
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,329
We were in Las Vegas--

690
00:23:57,330 --> 00:23:58,789
Yeah, yeah, I don't
give a shit where you were.

691
00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,790
What color was your dress?
What color was the cake?

692
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,299
- Objection.
- Who was there?

693
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,969
Were there any witnesses?
Your Honor, he's badgering--

694
00:24:03,970 --> 00:24:05,769
Who were the witnesses?
And what goddamn time was it?

695
00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:07,169
Your Honor,
get him off of her!

696
00:24:07,170 --> 00:24:08,210
- Harvey...
- Tell me right now.

697
00:24:08,211 --> 00:24:11,030
Let the witness answer.

698
00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:13,209
The dress was white.

699
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:16,209
And the cake was vanilla
with a buttercream frosting.

700
00:24:16,210 --> 00:24:20,070
It was a small ceremony
at around 10:00 p.m.

701
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,910
And I remember
the man who married us

702
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,619
like it was yesterday

703
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:27,459
because it was the most
special day of my life.

704
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:28,789
And when you came up
with this story,

705
00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:30,450
did Mr. Ross at least
give you the courtesy of

706
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:31,959
letting you make up
your own memories

707
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,199
of your supposedly
sacred day?

708
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:34,299
Objection.

709
00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:36,169
Since, if he represents
himself at trial,

710
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:39,099
you won't have a real wedding
for at least two to five years.

711
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,130
Harvey.

712
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,639
And I've got
one more question:

713
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,239
did you vow to remain
faithful to Mr. Ross

714
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,539
throughout your marriage?

715
00:24:46,540 --> 00:24:47,600
Yes, I did.

716
00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:49,809
Yeah, then I guess
when you cheated on him

717
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:52,470
with Logan Sanders,
it means you lied to him

718
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:54,140
at that non-existent ceremony,

719
00:24:54,150 --> 00:24:56,419
just like you're lying
to all of us right now.

720
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,889
That's enough.

721
00:24:58,890 --> 00:25:00,959
If you want to bring more
outside information

722
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:05,689
to dispute this marriage,
feel free, but for right now...

723
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,190
this witness is excused.

724
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
[gavel thuds]

725
00:25:08,201 --> 00:25:11,270
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

726
00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:18,509
Louis, whatever it is,
it's going to have to wait.

727
00:25:18,510 --> 00:25:20,179
No, it's not gonna wait,
because you said

728
00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:21,279
you'd take care of Gibbs.

729
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,539
I did take care of Gibbs.

730
00:25:22,540 --> 00:25:24,570
Well, then why the hell
did someone from her office

731
00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:26,549
contact Sheila in Argentina?

732
00:25:26,550 --> 00:25:28,549
Louis, they're just
trying to scare you.

733
00:25:28,550 --> 00:25:30,319
And even if she tells them
everything,

734
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,355
you did nothing wrong
with Sheila.

735
00:25:32,356 --> 00:25:34,450
What about what
we did with Mike?

736
00:25:34,460 --> 00:25:37,059
The only proof they'll ever
have that we knew about Mike

737
00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,989
is if we tell them.

738
00:25:38,990 --> 00:25:41,620
And when they ask me,
I'm going to take the Fifth,

739
00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:43,469
and you are going to do
the same thing.

740
00:25:43,470 --> 00:25:44,599
That is not good enough.

741
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,799
I don't want
to take the Fifth.

742
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,990
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

743
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,060
You get called first,
you get up there,

744
00:25:49,070 --> 00:25:50,660
and you look them
straight in the eye,

745
00:25:50,670 --> 00:25:52,269
and you tell them
Mike went to Harvard.

746
00:25:52,270 --> 00:25:54,100
It was your decision
to hire him,

747
00:25:54,110 --> 00:25:55,479
and you stand by it 100%.

748
00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,979
What's going on?

749
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:59,149
What's going on is that
Jessica's happy asking me

750
00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:00,849
to witness tamper,
but when it comes to her

751
00:26:00,850 --> 00:26:02,190
getting on the stand,
she won't--

752
00:26:02,191 --> 00:26:03,980
Witness tamper?
What did you have him do?

753
00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:05,649
She had me move Sheila
out of the country.

754
00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:06,650
Are you crazy?

755
00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:07,919
Look, I did
what I had to do.

756
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,750
Then why won't you do
what you have to do for me?

757
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,229
Because if I did that,
it would open me up to perjury.

758
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:13,999
If Mike gets convicted,
what does it matter

759
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000
if you perjure yourself?

760
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:16,000
Both of you be quiet.

761
00:26:16,001 --> 00:26:17,669
Look who's coming.

762
00:26:17,670 --> 00:26:20,269
Look who it is.
The Three Musketeers.

763
00:26:20,270 --> 00:26:21,869
And we happen to be
in the middle of a meeting.

764
00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:23,709
That's okay; I just
dropped by to let you know

765
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:25,880
it looks like the trial's
been moved up till tomorrow.

766
00:26:25,881 --> 00:26:27,130
What the hell
did you do?

767
00:26:27,140 --> 00:26:29,000
I went to the judge,
and I said, "Your Honor,

768
00:26:29,010 --> 00:26:30,670
"I'd like to start
this thing before

769
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,549
every single witness
I have disappears."

770
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,649
No way she granted this
without us present.

771
00:26:34,650 --> 00:26:36,549
Oh, you can fight it,
if you want.

772
00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:40,110
We'll wait for Ms. Sazs
to finish her trip.

773
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:43,950
Oh, Mr. Litt seems
upset about that.

774
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,800
Looks like the wedge
I'm driving between you

775
00:26:45,801 --> 00:26:47,520
is starting to work.

776
00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:51,129
Your wedge hasn't
done shit.

777
00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:54,130
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

778
00:26:54,140 --> 00:26:56,469
And I'm gonna tell you
something else.

779
00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:58,469
You put me on that stand,

780
00:26:58,470 --> 00:27:00,939
and I will look the jury
straight in the eye

781
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,540
and tell them that
Mike Ross is the best

782
00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:06,549
goddamn Harvard-educated
attorney I have ever met.

783
00:27:06,550 --> 00:27:07,979
I hired him.

784
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:11,680
It was my decision,
and I stand by it 100%.

785
00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,719
And everyone that
comes after me

786
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,319
will say the same thing.

787
00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:20,890
<i>♪♪</i>

788
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,899
You think she bought that?

789
00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,399
I don't care
if she bought it or not.

790
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:25,469
I wasn't bluffing.

791
00:27:25,470 --> 00:27:26,799
And you and Mike
better figure out

792
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,060
what the hell
you're going to do

793
00:27:28,070 --> 00:27:30,109
because the trial
starts tomorrow.

794
00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:37,549
<i>♪♪</i>

795
00:27:37,550 --> 00:27:39,779
What a coincidence
running into you here

796
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:41,179
twice in one week.

797
00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:42,880
You can skip
trying to cheer me up,

798
00:27:42,890 --> 00:27:45,049
because it's not
gonna work.

799
00:27:45,050 --> 00:27:47,819
- Rachel--
- I don't want to hear it.

800
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:51,120
He humiliated me
in front of the entire firm.

801
00:27:51,130 --> 00:27:52,559
Yeah, he did.

802
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,959
But you weren't sure if Mike
could handle this or not.

803
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,290
And at least now,
if he can't,

804
00:27:58,300 --> 00:28:00,139
you won't have to be
the one to tell him.

805
00:28:00,140 --> 00:28:01,999
That is so easy for you to
say, because you have no idea

806
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,460
what it felt like
to go through that.

807
00:28:03,470 --> 00:28:04,500
You're wrong.

808
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,239
I know exactly what
it feels like.

809
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,870
What are you talking about?

810
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,419
Try to imagine how he treated
me when I left him for Louis.

811
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:14,590
Maybe you do know.

812
00:28:14,591 --> 00:28:16,310
Yeah.
I do.

813
00:28:18,050 --> 00:28:19,110
And...

814
00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:24,920
I also know that,
like nobody else,

815
00:28:24,930 --> 00:28:26,259
Harvey has this ability

816
00:28:26,260 --> 00:28:31,929
to just shut off and not
see you as a person anymore.

817
00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:35,099
Well, that ability
makes me sick.

818
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,600
It's also probably
one of the things

819
00:28:36,610 --> 00:28:38,039
that makes him
such a great lawyer.

820
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:41,139
<i>♪♪</i>

821
00:28:41,140 --> 00:28:42,240
<i> [knocking]</i>

822
00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:48,180
- What are you doing here?
- We got a problem.

823
00:28:51,490 --> 00:28:53,289
You mean besides
what you did today?

824
00:28:53,290 --> 00:28:55,130
- Mike, listen to me.
- No, you listen to me.

825
00:28:55,131 --> 00:28:57,789
That was over the line--
The trial starts tomorrow.

826
00:28:57,790 --> 00:28:59,690
What?

827
00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:01,459
No.
Gibbs can't do that.

828
00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,790
Technically she can't,

829
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,199
but trust me, we don't
have a leg to stand on.

830
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,439
Fine.

831
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,199
Then I'm filing the motion
to be my own attorney.

832
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,499
- Mike--
- No, I don't want to hear it.

833
00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:10,860
You didn't beat me,
all right?

834
00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,200
So you can be second chair or
no chair, but I am first chair.

835
00:29:13,210 --> 00:29:14,379
God damn it, Mike.

836
00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:15,539
You don't know what
you're doing.

837
00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:16,800
Do you really think
I'm gonna let you

838
00:29:16,810 --> 00:29:18,340
protect me after what
you did to Rachel today?

839
00:29:18,350 --> 00:29:19,879
I did that to Rachel
for you,

840
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,879
and if you can't see that,
you can't win this trial.

841
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,240
I can, and I will!

842
00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:26,650
That's enough!

843
00:29:26,660 --> 00:29:28,225
Rachel, it's fine.
I can handle this.

844
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,150
I don't care.
I don't want you to handle this.

845
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:35,929
<i>♪♪</i>

846
00:29:35,930 --> 00:29:37,829
What?

847
00:29:37,830 --> 00:29:39,060
You said you were
with me 100%.

848
00:29:39,070 --> 00:29:40,499
Was that a lie?

849
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,160
No, but what Harvey had
to do to me today was brutal,

850
00:29:43,170 --> 00:29:45,000
and whoever ends up
representing you has to do

851
00:29:45,010 --> 00:29:46,839
the same thing to Trevor.

852
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,000
You don't think I can do
the same thing to Trevor?

853
00:29:49,010 --> 00:29:51,670
I know you can.

854
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:54,849
But I hated Harvey while
he was doing it to me,

855
00:29:54,850 --> 00:29:56,849
and they're going to hate you

856
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,549
while you're doing it
to Trevor.

857
00:29:58,550 --> 00:30:02,150
And, Mike, we can't have
the jury hating you,

858
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,129
but we can let them
hate Harvey.

859
00:30:04,130 --> 00:30:11,469
<i>♪♪</i>

860
00:30:11,470 --> 00:30:14,239
Mr. Evans, is it true that
you were living with Mr. Ross

861
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:17,169
in and around the time he claims
to have attended Harvard?

862
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:18,500
Yes, we shared an apartment

863
00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:20,979
at 5307 Huntington Boulevard
in Brooklyn.

864
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,249
And how exactly
did he pay his rent?

865
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,420
He worked as a bike messenger
and made money on the side

866
00:30:25,421 --> 00:30:27,170
taking the LSATs for people.

867
00:30:27,180 --> 00:30:29,079
Oh, wait, I'm confused.

868
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,940
Why would he
have to resort to that

869
00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,580
if he were
a college graduate?

870
00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:34,389
Because he wasn't
a college graduate.

871
00:30:34,390 --> 00:30:36,059
What?

872
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,400
You mean he never
graduated from college?

873
00:30:38,401 --> 00:30:43,020
No, he was kicked out of
college for cheating on a test.

874
00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:45,860
Well, isn't it possible

875
00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:48,869
that while he was
living with you,

876
00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:52,569
he went back to school
and completed his degree?

877
00:30:52,570 --> 00:30:54,570
Well, I don't see how,
since most of his spare time

878
00:30:54,580 --> 00:30:56,709
was spent sitting around
smoking weed with me.

879
00:30:56,710 --> 00:30:58,840
Well, let me
get this straight.

880
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:01,619
Before he was employed
at Pearson Specter,

881
00:31:01,620 --> 00:31:04,089
to the best of your knowledge,
he worked as

882
00:31:04,090 --> 00:31:08,219
a bike messenger and
a part-time LSAT imposter?

883
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:10,450
Yes.

884
00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:12,359
One last question,
Mr. Evans.

885
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:14,829
Is it at all possible
that Mike Ross

886
00:31:14,830 --> 00:31:20,369
ever attended
Harvard Law School?

887
00:31:20,370 --> 00:31:22,039
Not unless they had
a satellite campus at

888
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,839
5307 Huntington Boulevard
in Brooklyn.

889
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:28,039
<i>♪♪</i>

890
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,940
No more questions,
Your Honor.

891
00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:32,049
Given that you smoked
all this pot, Mr. Evans,

892
00:31:32,050 --> 00:31:34,919
isn't it possible that
if Mike Ross commuted one day

893
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,389
a week to Harvard Law that
you might not remember that?

894
00:31:37,390 --> 00:31:38,489
I'd remember.

895
00:31:38,490 --> 00:31:39,959
Yeah, maybe you would,
but you'd lie

896
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,789
through your teeth
about it anyway, wouldn't you?

897
00:31:41,790 --> 00:31:43,289
Objection.

898
00:31:43,290 --> 00:31:44,789
Mr. Evans, isn't it true
that you're a long-time

899
00:31:44,790 --> 00:31:47,790
drug dealer and your testimony
today is only happening

900
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,369
because you signed a deal with
Ms. Gibbs giving you immunity?

901
00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:52,370
Doesn't mean I'm lying.

902
00:31:52,371 --> 00:31:53,439
Because you wouldn't lie

903
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,710
just to get out
of going to prison?

904
00:31:54,711 --> 00:31:56,030
No, I would not.

905
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,039
Well, how about if the other
reason was to get back

906
00:31:58,040 --> 00:32:00,079
at someone you've been
jealous of your entire life?

907
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,309
I've never been jealous
of Mike Ross in my entire life.

908
00:32:02,310 --> 00:32:03,809
And I just caught you
in a lie.

909
00:32:03,810 --> 00:32:05,170
Objection, Your Honor.

910
00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:07,349
Mr. Evans, my next move
is gonna be to call

911
00:32:07,350 --> 00:32:08,985
Jenny Griffith to the stand,

912
00:32:08,986 --> 00:32:12,549
and she's gonna testify
that you lied to her for years

913
00:32:12,550 --> 00:32:14,980
about dealing,
and when she found out about it,

914
00:32:14,990 --> 00:32:16,689
she left you
for Mike Ross.

915
00:32:16,690 --> 00:32:18,189
Objection.
Badgering.

916
00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:20,190
She's also gonna say that
you were jealous of his mind

917
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,299
your entire life,
and when you found out

918
00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:25,969
that she left you for him,
you were as jealous

919
00:32:25,970 --> 00:32:27,299
as a human being can be.

920
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:29,199
Now, is that true or not?
Your Honor.

921
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,660
Let me rephrase.

922
00:32:30,670 --> 00:32:33,670
Is Ms. Griffith going to be
perjuring herself or are you?

923
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,910
Yeah, I was jealous of him.

924
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,349
And if he lied about all of
that, what's to make us believe

925
00:32:41,350 --> 00:32:43,519
that he wasn't lying
about everything else?

926
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:47,689
<i>♪♪</i>

927
00:32:47,690 --> 00:32:49,889
No further questions,
Your Honor.

928
00:32:49,890 --> 00:32:55,290
<i>♪♪</i>

929
00:32:55,300 --> 00:33:00,039
Your Honor, prosecution calls
Donna Paulsen to the stand.

930
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,369
<i>♪♪</i>

931
00:33:03,370 --> 00:33:05,230
Don't worry, Donna.

932
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:09,739
She won't ask you point-blank
if you knew Mike was a fraud.

933
00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:12,209
What if she does?

934
00:33:12,210 --> 00:33:14,040
If you lie,

935
00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:15,319
they'll never know.

936
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,390
<i>♪♪</i>

937
00:33:23,530 --> 00:33:26,799
Ms. Paulsen, it's my
understanding that you arranged

938
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,299
Mr. Specter's interviews for
the position currently filled

939
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,300
by Michael Ross.

940
00:33:30,301 --> 00:33:31,335
Is that correct?

941
00:33:31,336 --> 00:33:32,760
I assisted in
the process, yes.

942
00:33:32,770 --> 00:33:34,939
Did you find it
suspicious that Mr. Ross

943
00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:37,109
wasn't listed on
the Harvard class ranking

944
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:38,209
from his first year?

945
00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:40,109
- No, I didn't.
- And why is that?

946
00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:41,979
Because I've never been
on any class ranking,

947
00:33:41,980 --> 00:33:44,149
and I'm the best legal
secretary in the city.

948
00:33:44,150 --> 00:33:46,215
Wow, that's a quippy
response, Ms. Paulsen.

949
00:33:46,216 --> 00:33:48,379
But if you were so good
at your job, how would you

950
00:33:48,380 --> 00:33:51,080
allow someone who wasn't even
on the interview list

951
00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,955
to get in a room alone
with Harvey Specter?

952
00:33:52,956 --> 00:33:54,950
I'm sure you'll
recognize this list.

953
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,529
After all, you typed it up.

954
00:33:57,530 --> 00:34:00,359
And it looks like his name
isn't on this one either.

955
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,290
No, he wasn't on the list,
but he was smart enough

956
00:34:02,300 --> 00:34:03,569
to talk to his way in,

957
00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:05,699
which is what a good lawyer
does and exactly

958
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:06,830
what I was looking for.

959
00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:08,740
How exactly did he
talk his way in?

960
00:34:11,010 --> 00:34:13,839
Answer the question,
Ms. Paulsen.

961
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,270
He took someone else's spot.

962
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,109
You mean he said
he was someone else.

963
00:34:19,110 --> 00:34:20,710
You're under oath,
Ms. Paulsen.

964
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,949
May I remind you that
perjury carries a sentence

965
00:34:22,950 --> 00:34:25,180
of up to five years?

966
00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:27,760
Did he say
he was someone else?

967
00:34:29,590 --> 00:34:31,720
- He said he was Rick Sorkin.
- Ha.

968
00:34:31,730 --> 00:34:34,865
So your first introduction
to Mr. Ross was as an imposter?

969
00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:35,959
I didn't say that.

970
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,890
You said he lied
about what his name was.

971
00:34:37,900 --> 00:34:41,069
That makes him an imposter.

972
00:34:41,070 --> 00:34:43,869
Are you going to recant
your testimony?

973
00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:45,969
Don't look at him.

974
00:34:45,970 --> 00:34:48,970
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

975
00:34:48,980 --> 00:34:50,479
No, I'm not recanting.

976
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,809
All right.

977
00:34:51,810 --> 00:34:55,579
So now we've established
that Mr. Ross is a liar.

978
00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:59,510
And now we're gonna find out
if you're a liar.

979
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,180
So, Ms. Paulsen,

980
00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:04,520
to the best of your knowledge,

981
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:08,329
did Mike Ross go to
Harvard Law School or not?

982
00:35:08,330 --> 00:35:15,140
<i>♪♪</i>

983
00:35:15,170 --> 00:35:17,670
I'd like to assert
my Fifth Amendment right.

984
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,709
[crowd murmuring]

985
00:35:20,710 --> 00:35:23,040
<i>♪♪</i>

986
00:35:23,050 --> 00:35:25,649
Don't feel bad,
Ms. Paulsen.

987
00:35:25,650 --> 00:35:29,619
I'm sure others
will do the same thing too...

988
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:31,559
because...

989
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,689
the defense cannot produce
one person

990
00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:39,020
who can place Mike Ross
at Harvard Law.

991
00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:42,069
<i>♪♪</i>

992
00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:44,505
The witness could be excused,
Your Honor.

993
00:35:44,506 --> 00:35:46,230
I think we've heard
all we need to hear.

994
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:54,310
<i>♪♪</i>

995
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:02,449
Defense would like to call
Jimmy Kirkwood to the stand.

996
00:36:02,450 --> 00:36:03,450
Objection.

997
00:36:03,460 --> 00:36:04,830
His name was not
on the witness list.

998
00:36:04,831 --> 00:36:06,180
Rebuttal witness.

999
00:36:06,190 --> 00:36:08,189
She just said we can't
produce someone who places

1000
00:36:08,190 --> 00:36:09,589
Mike at Harvard,
and I say we can.

1001
00:36:09,590 --> 00:36:10,690
Your Honor--

1002
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:12,329
Mr. Specter
is within his rights.

1003
00:36:12,330 --> 00:36:15,029
Mr. Kirkwood can
take the stand.

1004
00:36:15,030 --> 00:36:17,090
How did you know
he'd testify?

1005
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:19,499
I didn't until just now.

1006
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:23,300
<i>♪♪</i>

1007
00:36:23,310 --> 00:36:26,649
<i> Well, when I first met Mike,</i>
<i> I thought,</i>

1008
00:36:26,650 --> 00:36:28,649
<i> "Who is this asshole</i>

1009
00:36:28,650 --> 00:36:30,985
<i> who only ever shows up</i>
<i> for tests?"</i>

1010
00:36:30,986 --> 00:36:33,180
<i> Cockiest son of a bitch</i>
<i> I ever saw.</i>

1011
00:36:33,190 --> 00:36:35,360
<i> But then I really got to know</i>
<i> Mike when we were arguing</i>

1012
00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:39,380
<i> over an ethics question</i>
<i> in Professor Gerard's class.</i>

1013
00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:41,050
<i> Should a lawyer</i>
<i> who's crossed a line</i>

1014
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:43,159
<i> be given a second chance?</i>

1015
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,490
<i> I didn't think so,</i>
<i> but Mike did,</i>

1016
00:36:45,500 --> 00:36:48,499
<i>and that's when I realized that</i>
<i> Mike Ross has more integrity</i>

1017
00:36:48,500 --> 00:36:50,260
<i> and compassion</i>
<i> in his little finger</i>

1018
00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,639
<i> than any other lawyer</i>
<i> I've ever met.</i>

1019
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,309
And if I was on trial
for my life,

1020
00:36:54,310 --> 00:36:55,939
there's no one I'd rather
have on my side

1021
00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,170
than my fellow Harvard alum
Mike Ross.

1022
00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:00,449
Just so we're 100% clear,

1023
00:37:00,450 --> 00:37:04,019
was Mike Ross a student
at Harvard Law School with you?

1024
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:05,689
Yes, he was.

1025
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:09,259
No further questions,
Your Honor.

1026
00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:11,829
Now we've heard enough.

1027
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:14,959
Ms. Gibbs, I'll give you
24 hours to prepare for cross.

1028
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:16,820
Oh, I don't need 24 hours,
Your Honor.

1029
00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:19,499
Mr. Kirkwood, isn't it true
that two days ago,

1030
00:37:19,500 --> 00:37:21,839
Mr. Ross contacted you on
the street outside of your

1031
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:24,605
office and the two of you got
into a heated argument?

1032
00:37:24,606 --> 00:37:27,070
I have the pictures.
Would you like to see them?

1033
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:29,139
Yes, it's true.

1034
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,900
And isn't it also true
that Mike Ross

1035
00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:32,970
got your aunt a large
settlement several months ago,

1036
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,479
and if he gets convicted,
it's likely

1037
00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:36,179
that that settlement
gets overturned?

1038
00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:37,780
Objection.
Calls for speculation.

1039
00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,789
He's a Harvard lawyer.
He's qualified to speculate.

1040
00:37:39,790 --> 00:37:42,059
- Overruled.
- No, you're right.

1041
00:37:42,060 --> 00:37:44,229
It'd probably get overturned,

1042
00:37:44,230 --> 00:37:46,059
but if you think
that's why I said what I said,

1043
00:37:46,060 --> 00:37:47,459
then obviously
you don't know me.

1044
00:37:47,460 --> 00:37:50,559
So Trevor Evans could lie
because he's jealous,

1045
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,129
but you wouldn't lie
for your aunt?

1046
00:37:52,130 --> 00:37:53,460
I'm not lying for my aunt.

1047
00:37:53,470 --> 00:37:55,099
But you are lying,
because a person

1048
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:57,400
who's telling the truth wouldn't
say they're lying at all.

1049
00:37:57,410 --> 00:37:58,939
Objection.
Testifying.

1050
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:02,109
You Honor, I've had enough
of this witness.

1051
00:38:02,110 --> 00:38:03,439
He's excused.

1052
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,440
And the prosecution rests.

1053
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:11,149
<i>♪♪</i>

1054
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:12,649
Donna.

1055
00:38:12,650 --> 00:38:13,880
Come in.

1056
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:15,920
What can I do for you?

1057
00:38:15,921 --> 00:38:17,350
I'm actually here
to see Mike.

1058
00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:18,395
Mike's not here.

1059
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:19,950
He went to go
and see Harvey.

1060
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:22,120
[sighs]

1061
00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:24,069
- Look, is this about--
- It is about today.

1062
00:38:24,070 --> 00:38:24,799
Donna, I--

1063
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:28,639
You know, I always talk like
nothing can get to me.

1064
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,069
Well, it did today.

1065
00:38:31,070 --> 00:38:35,500
I crumbled up there,
and I hurt Mike's case.

1066
00:38:35,510 --> 00:38:38,670
And I'm ashamed of myself,
and I don't know what to do.

1067
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,849
Okay.

1068
00:38:40,850 --> 00:38:43,119
Here's what you're gonna do.
It's okay.

1069
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,989
You are going to
sit down with me

1070
00:38:46,990 --> 00:38:50,559
and have a glass of wine

1071
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,229
and relax.

1072
00:38:53,230 --> 00:38:56,229
Because juries aren't stupid,
and they aren't allowed

1073
00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:59,760
to infer anything from what
you said, so they won't.

1074
00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:00,869
<i>♪♪</i>

1075
00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:03,270
Harvey, I got to tell you,
I think we got 'em.

1076
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,879
Mike, sit down.

1077
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,609
What's going on?

1078
00:39:10,610 --> 00:39:13,110
We had a good day,
but it wasn't enough.

1079
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,619
What are you talking about?

1080
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,789
Jimmy came through.
Mike--

1081
00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:17,789
Look, I know she landed
a punch with him.

1082
00:39:17,790 --> 00:39:20,219
And I'm telling you,
he wasn't enough.

1083
00:39:20,220 --> 00:39:22,380
Harvey, all we need
is reasonable doubt.

1084
00:39:22,390 --> 00:39:25,890
And if I was on that jury,
I wouldn't have it.

1085
00:39:25,900 --> 00:39:27,229
I'd find you guilty.

1086
00:39:27,230 --> 00:39:28,899
[scoffs]

1087
00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:30,229
That's great.

1088
00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:31,729
So you just
called me over here

1089
00:39:31,730 --> 00:39:33,090
to make me
want to kill myself?

1090
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:37,100
I called you here because
this is not about doubt.

1091
00:39:37,110 --> 00:39:39,945
We need to give them a reason
to want to let you go.

1092
00:39:39,946 --> 00:39:41,739
And how exactly
are we gonna do that?

1093
00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:44,170
By doing what you wanted
to do in the first place.

1094
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:47,179
<i> [foreboding music]</i>

1095
00:39:47,180 --> 00:39:48,279
No.
Now?

1096
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:49,019
Are you kidding me?

1097
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,560
It's the only way
to get you to testify

1098
00:39:50,561 --> 00:39:51,980
without taking the stand.

1099
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:53,959
And you said if we had to,
we'd put me on the stand.

1100
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,089
And you were right.

1101
00:39:55,090 --> 00:39:57,789
She's too good at crossing.

1102
00:39:57,790 --> 00:40:00,090
Well, it's a great idea,
Harvey; I wish I'd had it.

1103
00:40:00,100 --> 00:40:02,169
The only problem is,
they're not gonna let me change

1104
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:03,899
my goddamn lawyer
in the middle of a trial!

1105
00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,639
And I'm telling you
we need to figure out

1106
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:07,699
a way to make them.

1107
00:40:07,700 --> 00:40:08,930
Because if we don't...

1108
00:40:10,410 --> 00:40:11,410
We're gonna lose.

1109
00:40:11,411 --> 00:40:19,490
<i>♪♪</i>

1110
00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:29,050
You're not allowed
to talk to me.

1111
00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:30,629
That's true,

1112
00:40:30,630 --> 00:40:32,570
but if you don't tell anyone,
then no one's gonna know,

1113
00:40:32,571 --> 00:40:35,729
and I don't think you're
gonna want to tell anyone.

1114
00:40:35,730 --> 00:40:38,560
Okay.
What do you want?

1115
00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:41,569
I have to admit that until
you got rid of Sheila,

1116
00:40:41,570 --> 00:40:43,769
I honestly thought you weren't
part of this whole thing,

1117
00:40:43,770 --> 00:40:45,970
but then I did
a little checking,

1118
00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:48,479
and I think I can pinpoint
the exact day

1119
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,420
you found out
about Mike Ross.

1120
00:40:50,421 --> 00:40:51,940
I'm calling Jessica.

1121
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,549
They let you resign,
you found out about Mike,

1122
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,680
and you used it to return
as a name partner.

1123
00:40:56,690 --> 00:40:58,359
And you know what that
makes me think about you?

1124
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,389
You're resourceful,
maybe a little sleazy,

1125
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,520
but you didn't hire that kid
in the first place.

1126
00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:05,999
<i>♪♪</i>

1127
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,769
I'm not turning on
my partners.

1128
00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:11,469
You had to blackmail them
to get what you deserve.

1129
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,039
That's got to stick
in your craw.

1130
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,009
- Go.
- I will go, Louis.

1131
00:41:15,010 --> 00:41:18,709
But you know what else I found
out when I was looking into you?

1132
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,539
You like the ballet.

1133
00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:22,709
You like to go mudding.

1134
00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:24,710
You enjoy the creature
comforts in life,

1135
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:28,049
but they don't have comforts
like that in prison.

1136
00:41:28,050 --> 00:41:29,480
They're gonna lose this trial.

1137
00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:33,459
You know it, I know it,
and they know it.

1138
00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:37,429
You have one last chance
to save yourself.

1139
00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:39,259
Think about it.

1140
00:41:39,260 --> 00:41:40,620
And, uh...

1141
00:41:40,630 --> 00:41:42,490
call me.

1142
00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,299
Before it's too late.

1143
00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:52,370
<i>♪♪</i>

1144
00:42:02,537 --> 00:42:09,037
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