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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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If you really want to do this,

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let's take in an older kid
who no one else

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in the whole damn world is gonna help.

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Manny say what...?!

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Casey, it's not your fault
the show is so bad.

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It's you guys!

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I quit.

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<i>I don't care</i>
what dress size you wear.

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You're not good enough, honey.

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<i>It wasn't about my weight;</i>

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It was about my lack of ability...

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which is fantastic,

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'cause I can do this.

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I have been drunk for weeks.

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If you have a problem,
we will fix it together.

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I just need you to get in the car.

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Hey.

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You kicked this once before,
you will kick it again.

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It was not easy... Bec, back then.

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But you stopped.

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- Right?
- Yeah.

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I asked you to stop drinking,
and you stopped.

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You did stop?

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It's only been these
last few months this time.

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How did you stop before, Jack?

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We have some lovely diamond solitaires.

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No, no, no. Diamonds...
diamonds are for anyone, okay?

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My wife is not anyone.

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You know Mary Tyler Moore?

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- Sure.
- The actress? Good.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, you know Farrah Fawcett?

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- Sure.
- Good.

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Now, if you smush 'em
both together, that's my wife.

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Ah.

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Hi, baby.

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The drinking has to stop.

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So if it's a problem, fix it.

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Be a man and fix it.

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<i>No more drinking.</i>

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- Listen, you can't just stop.
- I can.

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For you, I can.

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I will.

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Pile drive! Whoo!

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<i>Yes. Okay, finish this page,</i>

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<i>and then we got to get
ready for school.</i>

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<i>Okay.</i>

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Hello.

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No, that's...

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<i>Got to get ready
for school. Let's go, let's go.</i>

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Yeah. I'm sorry, sir. That...

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I thought the paperwork was
already filed on that permit.

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Oh. I'm-I'm on my way now.

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I'll-I'll do it when I get in, okay?

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Yeah.

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<i>You need to take a shower.</i>

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<i>That's mine! It's mine!</i>

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<i>It's mine!</i>

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synced and corrected by susinz
*www.addic7ed.com*

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- No, you stop it!
- No, you stop it!

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- Boys. Stop touching each other.
- You had... Stop it!

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- Stop touching me!
- Hey!

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Hi.

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Jack Pearson. Have we met?

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Have we met?

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- Oh, we've met.
- Good morning.

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- Dad, Dad, listen to this.
- Yeah? Yeah? What?

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I pity the fool who runs home
crying to his mama!

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- Okay.
- What do you think?

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- It's my Mr. T.
- School talent show tonight.

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- All right!
- Yeah.

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- Hey, Dad.
- Yeah?

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- I want to show you my talent.
- Okay.

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Yeah, that's gonna kill, a yo-yo trick.

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Kev. Cool it.

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- It's a yo-yo trick!
- Cool it.

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Yeah. I'll see you there after work.

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- You better.
- Okay.

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Hey, Bug, should we give
Daddy just a little preview?

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- I don't want to.
- Just give him a little preview.

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You-you don't want
to be nice to your dad?

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Come on, let me see.

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That was so good!

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If you just hold out that last note

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a little bit longer, though,
Bug, it'll be perfect.

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But really good.

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So good.

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That one's my favorite.

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Don't make fun of me.

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Kevin, you've been eating six
ounces of plain chicken breast

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every meal for the last two weeks.

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Your ab game is strong, I promise.

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Yeah. I know... look, I know
this whole thing seems stupid,

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but this is a big deal to me, you know?

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I mean, you're here, right?
My whole family's flying in.

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<i>The Manny</i> made me, Soph.

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It made me, and then it ruined me.

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And now they ask me to return
to do this special episode,

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but really I'm just returning
to the scene of the crime.

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Right? Let's be honest.

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I really need tonight to go well.

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You know? I-I need to prove to everyone

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that I'm the bigger man.

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But, like, the funnier bigger man.

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You know what I need? I need it to go

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like when George Clooney returned to do

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that last episode of <i>ER...</i>
<i>do you remember that?</i>

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That was cool.
That's what I need.

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That's what I'm going for.

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I need people to love me...

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the way they loved Clooney.

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This is your least attractive side.

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You know that, right?

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Yeah.

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All right, girls, time to go.

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- Got your schoolwork?
- In our bags.

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- You didn't pack any liquids...
- All under 3.4 ounces.

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License?

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- Uh, check. Rental car confirmation?
- Got it.

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- We'll pack the trunk.
- What do you mean...

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Don't start. We're better at it.

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Excuse me.

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- That's heavy. You sure you got it?
- I got it.

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You guys...

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Okay.

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We have to do this?

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We really have to travel
across country for the weekend

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to see a taping of the least
funniest show in the world?

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Yeah, we do. And don't do that
with the "not funny."

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Kevin's sensitive... he already feels

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like you don't think he's funny.

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- I <i>don't</i> think he's funny.
- Well, don't say that.

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You know we have to
tell the girls, right?

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We're gonna foster a kid, bring
another child into the home,

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- they need to know about it.
- I know.

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Well, how come you haven't filled out

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your forms, then, man? I finished mine.

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- What, you want a cookie?
- We told the social worker

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we'd have it to her by the end
of the day today, so...

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I'll fill mine out
on the plane, I promise.

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It's just so comprehensive.

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And the questions are so personal.

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"Are you usually home
from work by 6:00 p.m.?"

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"Do you spend time in nature?"

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"Are you sexually satisfied
by your partner?"

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What the hell does that have to do

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with what kind
of foster parent I'll be?

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What did you put for
that one, by they way?

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- I put "Generally yes."
- Uh-huh.

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"Except when I want a quickie
and my husband needs

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- too much romancing."
- What?!

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You can't...

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That's not funny.

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- Neither is your brother.
- Ah-ha-ha-ha!

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Tobe? Where's that
punch bowl that my mom sent us?

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If we don't put it out,

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she's gonna think that we don't use it.

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- We don't use it.
- She can't know that.

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Are those pigs in a blanket?

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These are for Miguel, all right?

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He loves these little cuties.

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Really?

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What? Miguel can get stuff, too.

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Huh? Y'all been sleeping
on my boy Miguel.

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Miguel gets no love.
And I feel that pain.

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Miguel and I, we are simpatico.

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All right? Two swarthy outsiders
with exotic names.

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I just don't want my mom
thinking that we sit around

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just stuffing our faces.

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Hey. I made this dipping
sauce with nut cheese.

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So it's healthy.
And it's fun to say, FYI.

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- Nut cheese. All right?
- Okay.

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And Miguel is the key to my plan

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- to win over your mom.
- My mom thinks you're great.

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Uh, your mom thinks I'm a guy
who has heart attacks

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and falls through coffee tables.

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What the hell? What the actual hell?

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Why won't this throw just throw?
Why won't it just look normal?!

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What is happening?

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Tobe...

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you don't... you don't understand.

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Every time my mom comes to visit,

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she comes in hot, looks me up and down

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like she's fitting me
for a freaking bra,

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and then she starts criticizing me

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with these seemingly
innocuous questions.

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I...

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Okay. I'm not going to overreact

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to everything she says this time.

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- Okay.
- I'm not gonna behave like a child.

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Good.

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Grown-ups.

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Grown-ups.

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All right.

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- Hey!
- Hi!

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- Oh, sweetheart.
- Hi, Mom.

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<i>- ¿Como estas?</i>
- Really good.

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- Hi.
- How are you?

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Oh, you look so good!
Let me look at you.

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- You look so good.
- Do I smell pigs in a blanket?

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Oh, Miguel, do you have a nose on you.

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You sure as hell do. Come on.

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I love pigs in a blanket.

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He did make the dipping sauce
with nut cheese, so...

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- Okay.
- Yeah.

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- Come in.
- Thanks. Wow.

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Look at this place.

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Will you do your meltdown for me?

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- Huh?
- That thing from TMZ when you quit.

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No.

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Oh, come on, it was
my favorite thing from the show.

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Babe, that was not part of
the show. That-that was a...

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That was a bad moment
of my life. I'm not...

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- Why are you watching this crap?!
- Okay.

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Shame on you for making me famous!

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Shame on all of us!

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No, that's not even close.
Babe, it was... I mean, I was...

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I was, like... I was losing... I was...

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I can't feel my face right now!

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Shame on you for making me famous!

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Shame on me for taking the money!

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Shame on all of us!

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Wonderful, Kevin, just wonderful.

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It's literally like we're
picking up where we left off.

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No. No. We, um...

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We were just m... messing arou...

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Listen, I, um...

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Casey, I'm here to serve, okay?

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Love the script.
I think it's great. Very funny.

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I've got no notes, no questions.

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So...

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And the show, I mean, the show,
you know, it seems to be doing...

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great without me.
I caught a couple episodes.

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America seems to really be
liking the-the black Manny.

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Which I think, hey,
you know, great for America.

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Black Manny, you know?

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Especially in these...

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these times... we're... living in.

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- I'm gonna go to my office.
- Okay.

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What are you...
Well, thanks for the help.

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Well, that was brutal.
I need a drink.

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Liquid lunch?

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No, I'm good. I got some
calls to catch up on.

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But as soon as they left for the day,

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I went straight to the garage

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where I knew I still had
a bottle hidden.

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I've never felt so weak.

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So small.

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Thanks for sharing, Chris.

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Would anyone else like to check in?

251
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:34,359
I just got this new trampoline.

252
00:12:34,393 --> 00:12:36,746
- It's so cool.
- Hey, Sophie.

253
00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,931
- You want to see my talent?
- Sure.

254
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,535
It's gonna blow minds.

255
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:57,890
Hey, Katie girl.

256
00:12:58,290 --> 00:12:59,679
What are you doing here?

257
00:12:59,917 --> 00:13:01,923
Just needed to see you.

258
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:03,615
Get in.

259
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,046
That door goes to nowhere.

260
00:13:35,301 --> 00:13:38,259
Staircase to nowhere,
a couple more doors to nowhere.

261
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,047
And that's the tour.
Man, I cannot believe

262
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:42,742
you guys came all this way
just for this; This is so great.

263
00:13:42,767 --> 00:13:44,986
- Of course we were gonna come.
- Damn straight.

264
00:13:45,010 --> 00:13:47,509
- Manny say what...?!
- There it is!

265
00:13:47,534 --> 00:13:49,168
Thank you, Randall.

266
00:13:49,193 --> 00:13:50,626
Manny say what?!

267
00:13:50,651 --> 00:13:52,368
- No. Stop. Miguel. Just...
- It's nice.

268
00:13:52,393 --> 00:13:54,220
Um, okay. The seats for you guys

269
00:13:54,245 --> 00:13:55,790
are gonna be right here
in the front. Front row.

270
00:13:55,814 --> 00:13:57,346
- Front row?
- Yes, the front row.

271
00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:59,938
Are you kidding me? Only the best
seats for my best girls, right?

272
00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,587
And that includes you, too, Beth.

273
00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:02,836
And I want you to know

274
00:14:02,861 --> 00:14:04,593
I think you're really
gonna enjoy this episode.

275
00:14:04,617 --> 00:14:06,678
It's a funny one. Lots of funny stuff.

276
00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,250
Okay.

277
00:14:09,725 --> 00:14:11,036
All right, you guys,
I got to go get ready.

278
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,766
So do me a favor, can you please
be nice to Sophie? Please?

279
00:14:13,903 --> 00:14:16,223
Kev, you know we like her
more than you.

280
00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:17,704
- This is what I keep telling him.
- Yeah, okay.

281
00:14:17,728 --> 00:14:19,422
So the tour's over.
I'm gonna go get ready.

282
00:14:19,447 --> 00:14:20,747
Erin, Erin, right over here,

283
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,071
she's gonna take care of you, okay?

284
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,657
- And I will see you guys after.
- All right, buddy.

285
00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:25,227
- All right. Thanks for coming.
- Have fun.

286
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,078
- Keep it hood, Kevin.
- Carry on.

287
00:14:27,782 --> 00:14:30,353
Brian, good to see you.
Let's break legs tonight.

288
00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,883
Britney, how are you?
Good to see you.

289
00:14:31,908 --> 00:14:32,969
It's like I never left.

290
00:14:32,994 --> 00:14:35,079
- Kevin, new pink page.
- Yeah. What's this?

291
00:14:35,104 --> 00:14:37,874
Casey made some last-minute
revisions to the final scene.

292
00:14:42,673 --> 00:14:44,244
...Scored three times,
helping the Penguins...

293
00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,739
Hey, are you excited about tonight?

294
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:51,576
What? What is that face?

295
00:14:51,697 --> 00:14:52,842
Y-You love to sing.

296
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,893
Mom just makes it feel
like a job sometimes.

297
00:14:56,949 --> 00:14:59,813
Well, she's just trying
to make you better, kiddo.

298
00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:02,052
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

299
00:15:04,657 --> 00:15:07,767
Dad... everything okay at work?

300
00:15:08,987 --> 00:15:10,145
Yeah.

301
00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,174
Yeah. Yeah.

302
00:15:12,551 --> 00:15:14,020
Just, uh...

303
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:19,937
My boss has a way of making it
feel like a job sometimes.

304
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:37,663
It's gonna be okay.

305
00:15:40,292 --> 00:15:41,476
Yeah.

306
00:15:49,862 --> 00:15:52,562
- You should get back to school.
- You should go back to work.

307
00:16:08,626 --> 00:16:11,001
Alright everybody.
Welcome to "The Manny".

308
00:16:11,026 --> 00:16:12,820
Let's hear it!

309
00:16:12,845 --> 00:16:14,980
Come on! You can do better than that.

310
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,280
Yeah!

311
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:20,894
Hey, I got one. Who wants to be
in a Manny dance competition?

312
00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:21,945
- Anybody?
- Oh, me. I can do it.

313
00:16:21,976 --> 00:16:23,096
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Right here!

314
00:16:23,096 --> 00:16:23,472
- Hey, Randall.
- Hmm?

315
00:16:23,472 --> 00:16:25,801
Enough already.
You avoided filling out

316
00:16:25,826 --> 00:16:27,533
these damn forms the entire flight.

317
00:16:27,533 --> 00:16:29,290
- Oh, uh...
- Here. We have some time.

318
00:16:29,315 --> 00:16:30,401
You can fill them out now.

319
00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,190
Fine, Beth. Fine.

320
00:16:32,587 --> 00:16:33,877
- Fine.
- Okay.

321
00:16:33,902 --> 00:16:35,601
What are you guys doing?

322
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:37,537
Nothing, it's just bills.

323
00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:39,530
- Mommy, have some wine.
- Hmm?

324
00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:41,423
- You relax when you have wine.
- All right.

325
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,827
Well, not everybody needs
to know that, okay?

326
00:16:43,852 --> 00:16:45,647
- You know what? I need a walk.
- Oh.

327
00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:48,092
Where you going?
The show's about to start.

328
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:50,405
It's okay. Kevin says
these things can take hours.

329
00:16:50,430 --> 00:16:52,178
Yeah, but... D-Did you say hours?

330
00:16:52,502 --> 00:16:53,772
Did you say hours?

331
00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:56,142
We're gonna be watching
<i>The Manny</i> for hours?

332
00:16:58,570 --> 00:17:00,014
Watch my purse, okay?

333
00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,596
- Okay.
- Stay with your grandma.

334
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:06,639
Hello.

335
00:17:06,664 --> 00:17:09,718
Hey. You gonna tell me
what's on your mind?

336
00:17:09,924 --> 00:17:13,429
- I just...
- Wh... Why do these forms

337
00:17:13,454 --> 00:17:15,463
have you Randalling out so hard?

338
00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:17,723
It's pride, right?

339
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,622
You don't want to put down on paper

340
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,062
that your dad had a drinking problem

341
00:17:21,090 --> 00:17:22,684
and your bio dad had a drug problem.

342
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,229
- It's question 15.
- And you have a...

343
00:17:25,105 --> 00:17:26,398
What's question 15?

344
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,144
"Do you think you can handle a kid

345
00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:30,014
with a history of physical abuse,

346
00:17:30,202 --> 00:17:32,730
sexual abuse, exposure to drugs?"

347
00:17:32,816 --> 00:17:35,073
- Oh, I just put "yes" to everything.
- I know, Beth.

348
00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:37,100
And what makes you think
we can handle that?

349
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:38,959
And we're not talking
about a baby here.

350
00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:41,786
This is an older kid with
potentially serious issues.

351
00:17:41,941 --> 00:17:43,575
I don't know, I just do.

352
00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:45,420
Do you think that's
a good enough answer?

353
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,989
Because once we tell the girls,
there's no turning back.

354
00:17:48,198 --> 00:17:51,189
- What exactly are you saying?
- Maybe we can't handle this.

355
00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,749
Maybe we're biting off
more than we can chew.

356
00:17:55,215 --> 00:17:57,544
- Are you really serious right now?
- Yes.

357
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:02,966
What? Are we not...?

358
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,372
I guess we're picking up
the pace now? Is that it?

359
00:18:05,577 --> 00:18:06,577
I thought...

360
00:18:07,406 --> 00:18:08,450
Great.

361
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:10,005
Okay. Thanks.

362
00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,083
What? Who was that?

363
00:18:15,316 --> 00:18:16,536
It was the house band

364
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:18,137
- that I sent my demo to.
- Shut up.

365
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,895
They need me
to fill in tonight.

366
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,865
- Their singer got strep throat.
- That is awesome.

367
00:18:21,889 --> 00:18:24,841
I knew strep throat had a
purpose. Good for strep throat.

368
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:26,271
Okay. I'm gonna go
to the sound check.

369
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,528
- Okay.
- Sound check?

370
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:29,267
Who has a sound check? For what?

371
00:18:29,883 --> 00:18:31,299
Oh, it's not a big deal.

372
00:18:31,324 --> 00:18:34,856
I... I got a singing gig for tonight.

373
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:35,760
What?

374
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,897
Kate, that's amazing.

375
00:18:37,922 --> 00:18:40,006
Like I said, it's not a big deal, okay?

376
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,017
- So I'm gonna run, okay? You guys stay.
- Okay.

377
00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,884
W-Wait. Wh-What, what um...

378
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:45,673
What kind of place is it?

379
00:18:45,698 --> 00:18:47,256
It's just, uh, you know,

380
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:49,357
a bar where people
sing at sometimes, so...

381
00:18:49,455 --> 00:18:52,678
I remember when
I used to perform. Gosh.

382
00:18:52,703 --> 00:18:56,292
The smoke was so thick you could
barely see through it. And...

383
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,092
...the first time I sang,

384
00:18:58,117 --> 00:18:59,764
I don't think anybody was
even listening to me...

385
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,921
Wait, hold up. You used to sing?

386
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,459
I'm sorry.

387
00:19:07,794 --> 00:19:10,079
I'm a jackass, and I'm nervous.

388
00:19:10,444 --> 00:19:11,423
It's okay.

389
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,563
- Bug, go-go break a leg.
- Go, go.

390
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,822
- All right. I love you.
- Bye, love you.

391
00:19:14,846 --> 00:19:15,963
- I'll call you, okay?
- Okay. Yeah.

392
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,508
I'm sorry, that wasn't nice.

393
00:19:17,869 --> 00:19:19,751
- All right, everybody.
- Okay, okay.

394
00:19:19,776 --> 00:19:21,813
It's time. You ready
to meet our cast?!

395
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,168
Excuse me.

396
00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,785
How much for an hour?

397
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,851
The first one's on me.

398
00:20:11,838 --> 00:20:13,164
Hey, you interested in training?

399
00:20:13,456 --> 00:20:16,230
No. Just keeping a promise to my wife.

400
00:20:23,184 --> 00:20:25,309
Oh, no!

401
00:20:26,866 --> 00:20:29,136
Oh! No!

402
00:20:29,615 --> 00:20:30,911
I've lost the baby.

403
00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,274
Manny say what?

404
00:20:39,667 --> 00:20:41,668
And we're out.

405
00:20:43,946 --> 00:20:45,346
Hey. What's wrong?

406
00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:46,531
You're crushing.

407
00:20:46,556 --> 00:20:47,916
- Yeah.
- Don't you hear the crowd?

408
00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:50,578
Casey adjusted the last scene.

409
00:20:51,197 --> 00:20:52,407
He's trying to humiliate me.

410
00:20:52,431 --> 00:20:55,122
I had this whole vision
of how this was gonna go.

411
00:20:55,229 --> 00:20:56,851
It's gonna be mortifying.

412
00:20:58,857 --> 00:21:00,780
Look, you came here to be Clooney.

413
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,841
Right? You think Clooney loved it
when he had to go back to <i>ER...</i>

414
00:21:03,866 --> 00:21:06,304
You mean to reunite with
Julianna Margulies in Seattle?

415
00:21:06,423 --> 00:21:08,599
Yeah, that's right.
I love that episode.

416
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:10,336
- Yeah.
- That was a bad example.

417
00:21:10,539 --> 00:21:13,656
Look, Kevin, th-this stupid show
does not define you anymore.

418
00:21:13,721 --> 00:21:17,364
Right? You-you came here
to do a job, to rise above.

419
00:21:17,389 --> 00:21:19,223
So just be the bigger man.

420
00:21:19,248 --> 00:21:20,428
Be Clooney.

421
00:21:20,553 --> 00:21:22,154
Otherwise, what are we even doing here?

422
00:21:22,634 --> 00:21:25,169
Hey, Kevin, uh, we need you
for the quick change.

423
00:21:25,194 --> 00:21:26,208
Okay.

424
00:21:27,628 --> 00:21:28,763
- Clooney.
- Mm.

425
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,677
I'm gonna Clooney the
hell out of this thing.

426
00:21:30,702 --> 00:21:32,069
All right, thank you.

427
00:21:34,735 --> 00:21:36,507
You know, I-I have a sister.

428
00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:38,979
Her and my mom... oof!

429
00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:40,652
- You know?
- Hmm.

430
00:21:44,627 --> 00:21:48,130
Only time I fell through
a coffee table, that-that time.

431
00:21:48,155 --> 00:21:49,488
That was not normal.

432
00:21:49,523 --> 00:21:51,163
- Of course.
- For...

433
00:21:51,889 --> 00:21:53,606
Okay, I have to leave
and go to her show now.

434
00:21:53,606 --> 00:21:55,974
This is her first real gig,
and I can't miss it,

435
00:21:56,009 --> 00:21:57,794
so I hope you guys understand.

436
00:21:57,856 --> 00:21:59,025
I do.

437
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,330
Ah, crap.

438
00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:06,963
It's okay. I'll stay with the girls.

439
00:22:06,988 --> 00:22:08,893
Thank you. Kevin will understand.

440
00:22:08,923 --> 00:22:10,390
All right, yup.

441
00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:11,447
Come on, come on.

442
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:20,236
Hey, superstar, are you
excited about tonight?

443
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:24,112
- I don't know.
- You don't know. What?!

444
00:22:24,112 --> 00:22:26,923
What are you talking about?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

445
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:29,319
You do know that you are

446
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:31,256
the greatest singer
in this house, right?

447
00:22:31,281 --> 00:22:34,267
And on the planet, and maybe
in the entire universe?

448
00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:37,217
So I have a little surprise for you.

449
00:22:37,371 --> 00:22:40,131
I made this from the first dress

450
00:22:40,156 --> 00:22:42,715
that I wore the first time I performed

451
00:22:42,740 --> 00:22:44,052
in front of a whole bunch of people.

452
00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:46,615
And I was really nervous,
and I'm telling you,

453
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:48,441
wearing this gave me confidence.

454
00:22:48,484 --> 00:22:51,170
So, I thought that you might
want to go upstairs

455
00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:52,951
and try it on, and
maybe wear it tonight?

456
00:22:52,976 --> 00:22:54,787
- Yeah.
- You do? Okay.

457
00:22:54,885 --> 00:22:56,552
Go upstairs.
I'm gonna pop in the shower,

458
00:22:56,577 --> 00:22:58,186
and then I'll come in your room
and I'll help you get ready.

459
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,131
- Thanks, Mom.
- Okay, Bug.

460
00:23:09,303 --> 00:23:10,661
Mom! Mom!

461
00:23:37,432 --> 00:23:39,432
Really? We're walking this fast?

462
00:23:40,105 --> 00:23:42,827
I got up at 4:00 a.m.
to take a cross-country flight,

463
00:23:42,852 --> 00:23:44,731
and I didn't get my workout in,
so this is my workout.

464
00:23:44,731 --> 00:23:46,646
Will you just hear me out? Please?

465
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:48,863
Look, what if we get a kid

466
00:23:48,888 --> 00:23:51,156
that has serious issues
that we're not prepared for?

467
00:23:51,370 --> 00:23:54,391
Randall, no, we don't know what
kind of child we're gonna get,

468
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:55,908
but we didn't know what kind
of kids we were gonna get

469
00:23:55,908 --> 00:23:58,009
the first two times, and they
turned out okay, didn't they?

470
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,727
But what if they didn't
turn out anything?

471
00:23:59,863 --> 00:24:02,064
What if they were just
great to begin with?

472
00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:04,070
- Don't you ever think about that?
- Think about what?

473
00:24:04,095 --> 00:24:06,330
Maybe we didn't do that much, Beth.

474
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:09,715
I mean, Tess self-soothed
from two weeks old.

475
00:24:09,854 --> 00:24:12,189
Annie was sleeping ten hours
a night from infancy.

476
00:24:12,469 --> 00:24:14,297
Remember how other
parents would talk about

477
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:16,391
their sleepless nights
and their terrible babies?

478
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:18,070
Remember how we used to have to fake it?

479
00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:21,188
What parents pretend to be tired, Beth?

480
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:23,007
And now we're gonna potentially

481
00:24:23,042 --> 00:24:25,024
introduce a kid
with these kind of issues

482
00:24:25,049 --> 00:24:27,305
- into our home.
- Randall, you're being ridiculous.

483
00:24:27,330 --> 00:24:29,143
And I think you're being reckless.

484
00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:31,838
Randall, you wanted to adopt.

485
00:24:31,838 --> 00:24:34,119
And now you're Randalling out
on me like this was my idea.

486
00:24:34,143 --> 00:24:35,677
Okay, stop making my name a thing!

487
00:24:35,779 --> 00:24:37,146
And yes, I wanted to adopt.

488
00:24:37,171 --> 00:24:38,633
Got my head around that months ago...

489
00:24:38,657 --> 00:24:41,243
adopting a newborn,
clean-slate baby, like I was

490
00:24:41,268 --> 00:24:44,229
when my parents found me,
but I'm worried, Beth.

491
00:24:44,254 --> 00:24:46,088
Because that's what you do, Randall.

492
00:24:46,382 --> 00:24:47,582
You worry, babe.

493
00:24:47,607 --> 00:24:49,745
But we have talked about this a lot,

494
00:24:49,770 --> 00:24:51,643
and we discussed
how difficult it could be,

495
00:24:51,668 --> 00:24:53,424
and we came to a decision.

496
00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:56,690
And now I'm jet-lagged,
you got me out here sweating,

497
00:24:56,715 --> 00:25:00,131
and I traveled across country
to miss the taping of a sitcom

498
00:25:00,156 --> 00:25:01,780
that I didn't want to come
see in the first place.

499
00:25:02,139 --> 00:25:07,196
So can we please just table
the convo until we get home?

500
00:25:07,661 --> 00:25:08,819
Please?

501
00:25:11,796 --> 00:25:13,697
I guess the part that concerns me, Beth,

502
00:25:13,723 --> 00:25:15,078
- is that we just...
- Oh, my God, you're driving me nuts.

503
00:25:15,102 --> 00:25:16,757
Mm-mm. I'm walking.

504
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,803
- Beth...
- I love you, but I'm walking.

505
00:25:26,999 --> 00:25:28,679
You sure you don't want
to sing, sweetheart?

506
00:25:28,703 --> 00:25:30,170
You practiced so hard.

507
00:25:30,394 --> 00:25:33,069
- I think that's why my throat hurts.
- Yeah?

508
00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:34,709
Did you finish your cough drop?

509
00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:40,597
You know, I used to get really nervous

510
00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,062
- before I sang...
- I don't want to.

511
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,432
Okay.

512
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:47,245
We'll get 'em next time then, Bug.

513
00:26:00,042 --> 00:26:02,890
Thank you. Hope you're all
having a great night.

514
00:26:02,915 --> 00:26:05,849
And I hope that <i>we</i> can make it better.

515
00:27:42,769 --> 00:27:46,757
Hi. I'm Kevin, and I will be
doing my impression of Mr. T.

516
00:27:48,156 --> 00:27:50,343
Got no time for the jibber-jabber!

517
00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:51,835
I pity the fool!

518
00:27:56,791 --> 00:27:58,039
Come on, Manny.

519
00:27:58,064 --> 00:28:01,788
The only way to find a baby
is to think like a baby.

520
00:28:33,666 --> 00:28:35,078
All right, baby.

521
00:28:36,328 --> 00:28:37,664
Where are you, baby?

522
00:28:38,593 --> 00:28:40,351
Where are you? Come to me.

523
00:28:41,059 --> 00:28:42,664
Where are you, baby?

524
00:29:30,378 --> 00:29:31,377
You almost missed Mr. T.

525
00:29:31,377 --> 00:29:33,475
I know. I had to...
take care of something.

526
00:29:33,610 --> 00:29:34,756
It's all good.

527
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,309
It's done. It's done.

528
00:30:05,632 --> 00:30:06,718
Ha!

529
00:30:07,898 --> 00:30:08,898
Shh.

530
00:30:09,327 --> 00:30:10,844
I'm sorry.
I saw your name on the door.

531
00:30:10,868 --> 00:30:11,918
It's okay. No. Yup, yup.

532
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,460
It's, you know... fine.

533
00:30:18,257 --> 00:30:19,827
Missed the show, by the way.

534
00:30:20,869 --> 00:30:22,757
- I'm so sorry, Kevin.
- It's okay.

535
00:30:23,744 --> 00:30:25,284
It's all right.
You know, it's <i>The Manny.</i>

536
00:30:25,308 --> 00:30:26,901
I know it's not exactly your cup of tea.

537
00:30:26,925 --> 00:30:28,463
Randall's driving me nuts.

538
00:30:29,876 --> 00:30:31,891
Yeah? Yeah, I know, he'll do that.

539
00:30:32,637 --> 00:30:35,681
We're adopting, you know...
well, fostering,

540
00:30:35,722 --> 00:30:38,861
and now he's freaking out,
like we're not up for it.

541
00:30:38,939 --> 00:30:41,140
He's freaking out
and second-guessing.

542
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,821
Yeah, well, I mean, he'll do that, too.

543
00:30:51,038 --> 00:30:52,742
You know my brother
doesn't attempt anything

544
00:30:52,767 --> 00:30:55,702
unless he's positive
he'll succeed at it, right?

545
00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:58,087
I know it. I... I guess that's true.

546
00:31:00,548 --> 00:31:02,273
I mean, there was this one time,

547
00:31:02,298 --> 00:31:05,438
this... this one time his entire life.

548
00:31:05,481 --> 00:31:07,722
It was in college, and, you
know, this girl at a party...

549
00:31:07,839 --> 00:31:10,913
This really, really, like,
badass, dreadlocked girl,

550
00:31:11,186 --> 00:31:13,397
who was, by the way, like...
let's be honest...

551
00:31:13,422 --> 00:31:16,038
17 times out of his nerdy,
sweater-vested-wearing league.

552
00:31:16,063 --> 00:31:17,569
He had no shot in hell at her.

553
00:31:17,979 --> 00:31:19,647
But he, uh...

554
00:31:19,647 --> 00:31:22,625
He asked her out anyway.
He called her on the phone.

555
00:31:22,650 --> 00:31:24,945
Good God, he was so nervous,
he made me sweat.

556
00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:26,047
Yeah, I bet.

557
00:31:26,738 --> 00:31:28,940
I still remember his
opening line, you know?

558
00:31:28,965 --> 00:31:30,369
- Mm.
- It was so cheesy.

559
00:31:30,369 --> 00:31:32,672
He was like, "You don't
know who I am, but..."

560
00:31:32,697 --> 00:31:33,898
"But you're about to."

561
00:31:35,487 --> 00:31:36,610
- Wait.
- I'm sorry, you thought

562
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:39,147
Randall had that kind of game at 19?

563
00:31:39,611 --> 00:31:41,358
Who do you think was
Cyrano-ing the entire thing?

564
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,749
Wait a minute. You?

565
00:31:42,774 --> 00:31:45,373
You... Beth, you fell
for the Manny's game.

566
00:31:45,398 --> 00:31:47,399
Now, you sit there,
and you just think about that

567
00:31:47,424 --> 00:31:49,638
- for a second, little bit.
- Oh, no. It hurts.

568
00:31:49,663 --> 00:31:51,396
- Yeah.
- Damn.

569
00:31:51,605 --> 00:31:52,648
I got got.

570
00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,226
You know, Beth, that's the only time

571
00:31:56,251 --> 00:31:57,375
in my brother's entire life

572
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,786
that he's actually risked failure.

573
00:32:01,198 --> 00:32:02,341
It's the only time.

574
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,299
You know how hard that was for him?

575
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,307
How scary that was for him?

576
00:32:08,332 --> 00:32:09,643
The man was terrified.

577
00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,697
You know I think you're funny, Kevin.

578
00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:21,276
I know.

579
00:32:21,547 --> 00:32:23,738
You laughed at all my jokes
that night on the phone.

580
00:32:23,763 --> 00:32:25,340
Wait a minute.
You were on the line, too?

581
00:32:25,364 --> 00:32:26,597
- Yep.
- Mm-mm. Forget it.

582
00:32:26,622 --> 00:32:27,637
I don't even want to know.

583
00:32:27,661 --> 00:32:29,762
Some things are better left unsaid.

584
00:32:34,439 --> 00:32:36,774
Okay, so, I got your number.

585
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:38,118
Let's do this again sometime.

586
00:32:38,885 --> 00:32:40,726
I would love that. Thanks.

587
00:32:40,751 --> 00:32:42,249
- Yeah. See you.
- All right.

588
00:32:42,662 --> 00:32:43,999
- G-Good night.
- Bye.

589
00:32:46,980 --> 00:32:49,956
- That was great. That was great.
- Oh.

590
00:32:49,981 --> 00:32:53,412
That was phenomenal.
Absolutely phenomenal.

591
00:32:53,412 --> 00:32:55,282
And, I'm telling you, I-in time,

592
00:32:55,282 --> 00:32:57,874
you will learn to power
through a crowd like this.

593
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,055
But it was amazing.

594
00:32:59,169 --> 00:33:00,235
You see?

595
00:33:00,554 --> 00:33:02,804
This is why I didn't want you to come.

596
00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:04,868
Uh, I'm-I'm gonna...

597
00:33:04,893 --> 00:33:06,837
I'm just gonna go pay the tab.

598
00:33:07,678 --> 00:33:10,513
Even though we didn't
get anything. Yeah. Okay.

599
00:33:11,587 --> 00:33:12,833
You know what?

600
00:33:12,947 --> 00:33:14,624
No, I told myself...

601
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,339
I wasn't gonna do this;
I wasn't gonna end

602
00:33:17,364 --> 00:33:20,033
this visit feeling bad,
you know, about what I've said

603
00:33:20,058 --> 00:33:21,659
or what I haven't said to you, so...

604
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,318
I'm just not gonna say anything.

605
00:33:24,363 --> 00:33:25,094
Kate.

606
00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:28,863
Sweetheart, you sang
incredibly beautifully.

607
00:33:28,888 --> 00:33:30,856
You should be so happy right now.

608
00:33:30,988 --> 00:33:32,988
- "Incredibly beautifully"?
- Mm-hmm.

609
00:33:33,734 --> 00:33:34,956
Why do you do that?

610
00:33:35,658 --> 00:33:38,433
Do what? I'm complimenting you.
I'm proud of you.

611
00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:40,481
No, you feel sorry for me.

612
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:44,132
What on earth
would make you think that, Kate?

613
00:33:44,157 --> 00:33:46,398
You overcompensate for me, Mom,
and you always have.

614
00:33:46,514 --> 00:33:48,749
And here I am, a 37-year-old woman,

615
00:33:48,774 --> 00:33:51,304
and you still make me
feel like a stupid...

616
00:33:52,835 --> 00:33:54,326
fat, little kid.

617
00:33:55,089 --> 00:33:58,783
I'm sorry. What have I ever done
to make you feel like that?

618
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:00,613
- I'm not gonna do this.
- Kate.

619
00:34:00,613 --> 00:34:03,385
- I want to know. What have I ever done?
- You existed.

620
00:34:06,972 --> 00:34:08,969
It's everything about you, Mom.

621
00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:12,712
It's not just that you're
beautiful or thin.

622
00:34:13,793 --> 00:34:16,519
Or that you have perfect pitch
even when you talk.

623
00:34:16,845 --> 00:34:18,473
It's everything.

624
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,399
And you wanted a daughter like you,

625
00:34:21,424 --> 00:34:23,407
- and I was never gonna be you.
- No. No.

626
00:34:23,432 --> 00:34:24,659
I never wanted you to be like me, Kate.

627
00:34:24,659 --> 00:34:28,214
No! You wanted me to be the
you that you never became.

628
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,304
Well, you did it, Ma.

629
00:34:39,619 --> 00:34:42,640
You got me to say
terrible, unfair things.

630
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:45,572
Least you could do
is say something terrible back.

631
00:34:48,266 --> 00:34:51,059
I-I just can't think of anything
that would be...

632
00:34:51,595 --> 00:34:54,882
quite that terrible, is the thing.

633
00:34:56,586 --> 00:34:58,461
You're my entire life, Kate.

634
00:34:58,554 --> 00:35:03,650
You know that. You and your
brothers are my entire life.

635
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:05,406
Kate.

636
00:35:09,461 --> 00:35:10,880
You were just my little girl.

637
00:35:11,649 --> 00:35:12,909
My little Bug.

638
00:35:13,606 --> 00:35:15,122
In your own world.

639
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:18,286
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I... maybe I overdid it.

640
00:35:18,311 --> 00:35:20,444
Maybe I pushed you too hard.

641
00:35:20,469 --> 00:35:21,873
Maybe I did that.

642
00:35:25,961 --> 00:35:27,006
I love you.

643
00:35:27,574 --> 00:35:29,740
And I'm sorry, but...

644
00:35:31,336 --> 00:35:33,218
Now this...

645
00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:37,729
this is going to be the memory
of my very first real gig.

646
00:35:37,968 --> 00:35:38,991
This.

647
00:35:40,445 --> 00:35:42,101
I'm sorry. I'm gonna be in the car.

648
00:35:52,538 --> 00:35:54,448
Am I...

649
00:35:55,014 --> 00:35:58,390
Am I crazy? Or am I doing

650
00:35:58,415 --> 00:36:00,669
what she says I'm doing
and making her feel...

651
00:36:00,669 --> 00:36:02,729
Okay, okay. B-Between you and me,

652
00:36:03,212 --> 00:36:05,974
I think that she is
super sensitive around you.

653
00:36:05,999 --> 00:36:07,778
And, obviously, I don't
know the whole history,

654
00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:10,068
but as much as I want you

655
00:36:10,093 --> 00:36:12,160
- to like me, you need to know
- Mm-hmm.

656
00:36:12,185 --> 00:36:15,487
that I am Team Kate for life.

657
00:36:15,947 --> 00:36:17,899
Like, that's the deal here.

658
00:36:18,747 --> 00:36:20,473
So I can't have you
putting me in a position

659
00:36:20,498 --> 00:36:22,701
where I bring you to a show
that she doesn't want you at,

660
00:36:22,725 --> 00:36:25,192
and you can't ask me
to side with you, okay?

661
00:36:25,348 --> 00:36:26,473
Because...

662
00:36:28,162 --> 00:36:29,188
Team Kate.

663
00:36:30,534 --> 00:36:31,534
Forever.

664
00:36:31,974 --> 00:36:33,790
- That's how this works.
- Got it.

665
00:36:33,996 --> 00:36:35,118
- Okay.
- Okay.

666
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:38,773
Uh, shall we commence
the awkward car ride home?

667
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:17,117
So, I've realized
I really like your fiancé.

668
00:37:37,251 --> 00:37:39,586
Now there, that's the
Lucille Ball building.

669
00:37:39,611 --> 00:37:41,314
You know who Lucille Ball was, right?

670
00:37:41,522 --> 00:37:43,038
- No. -No.
- You don't?

671
00:37:43,038 --> 00:37:44,683
She was like the girl
from <i>The Thundermans</i>

672
00:37:44,707 --> 00:37:45,821
but even funnier.

673
00:37:46,516 --> 00:37:47,571
Hey, hold on.

674
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:50,542
- One second. Be right back.
- Hmm?

675
00:37:50,946 --> 00:37:51,977
Hey, babe.

676
00:37:52,197 --> 00:37:54,055
I know I've been getting on your n...

677
00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,094
Our girls came out good.

678
00:38:08,339 --> 00:38:09,399
It's true.

679
00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:11,711
But we made them great.

680
00:38:12,969 --> 00:38:14,188
They make us great.

681
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:17,055
We can do this.

682
00:38:18,492 --> 00:38:20,266
You and me, we can do anything.

683
00:38:22,487 --> 00:38:23,602
I know.

684
00:38:25,875 --> 00:38:27,891
You let your brother listen on the line

685
00:38:27,916 --> 00:38:29,992
when you were asking me out
for the first time?

686
00:38:31,148 --> 00:38:32,172
I did.

687
00:38:34,367 --> 00:38:35,539
Crazy.

688
00:38:36,445 --> 00:38:37,648
I am.

689
00:38:43,173 --> 00:38:44,195
Hey, girls.

690
00:38:45,602 --> 00:38:47,977
Mommy and Daddy want to talk
to you about something.

691
00:39:10,438 --> 00:39:11,484
Hi.

692
00:39:17,437 --> 00:39:19,685
I kept it to myself last time.

693
00:39:23,478 --> 00:39:25,625
But it can't be like that again.

694
00:39:29,007 --> 00:39:30,125
I know.

695
00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:42,180
Come in.

696
00:39:46,008 --> 00:39:47,930
Heard a rumor you were back already.

697
00:39:48,381 --> 00:39:51,672
The house is abuzz.
It's like <i>Melrose Place</i> in here.

698
00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:53,453
Yeah, I'm back.

699
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,078
So, you guys are okay?

700
00:39:57,756 --> 00:40:00,086
The queen admitted you
back into her castle?

701
00:40:00,517 --> 00:40:02,727
Kate, you need to be
nicer to your mother.

702
00:40:02,897 --> 00:40:05,102
Okay? You don't know everything.

703
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,656
In fact...

704
00:40:12,961 --> 00:40:15,148
...I'm gonna talk to your
brothers, too but...

705
00:40:16,108 --> 00:40:17,937
I wanted to talk to you first.

706
00:40:21,836 --> 00:40:23,609
Something I need to tell you.

707
00:40:26,462 --> 00:40:27,462
Um...

708
00:40:32,857 --> 00:40:36,664
Part of the reason your
mom and I had a fight...

709
00:40:45,437 --> 00:40:46,523
Katie girl, I...

710
00:40:48,047 --> 00:40:49,398
I have a drinking problem.

711
00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:53,039
And my father, he had
a drinking problem.

712
00:40:54,775 --> 00:40:58,551
And I've kept that
hidden from you guys because...

713
00:41:01,104 --> 00:41:05,389
...because I-I didn't want
you to know that about me.

714
00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:10,270
I really didn't want
you to know that about me.

715
00:41:15,572 --> 00:41:18,083
But you have to know.

716
00:41:27,358 --> 00:41:28,396
And...

717
00:41:36,974 --> 00:41:38,154
I'm sorry.

718
00:41:39,490 --> 00:41:41,310
I never wanted to disappoint you.

719
00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:45,783
But I have to
be honest with you guys,

720
00:41:46,571 --> 00:41:48,841
- because I need you guys.
- Dad.

721
00:42:42,753 --> 00:42:45,789
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