1 00:00:01,187 --> 00:00:02,637 Previously on Lucifer... 2 00:00:02,662 --> 00:00:04,445 I was worried I'd never see you again. 3 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:06,605 I've had patients who revealed a new side 4 00:00:06,611 --> 00:00:08,808 of themselves, but not so much 5 00:00:08,814 --> 00:00:10,876 the actual devil. 6 00:00:10,882 --> 00:00:12,847 - We're good, right? - Yeah. Really good. 7 00:00:12,872 --> 00:00:14,680 We could be there for each other as friends 8 00:00:14,686 --> 00:00:16,148 even if it's about another guy. 9 00:00:16,154 --> 00:00:17,116 What is she doing here? 10 00:00:17,122 --> 00:00:19,051 Charlotte Richards, the defense attorney. 11 00:00:19,057 --> 00:00:21,287 Thought I'd dive into my employment. 12 00:00:21,293 --> 00:00:22,721 Humans are dying because of you. 13 00:00:22,727 --> 00:00:24,523 MOM: I'm stronger than you'd think. 14 00:00:24,529 --> 00:00:27,059 You seem attached to these creatures, 15 00:00:27,065 --> 00:00:29,495 and I can't figure out why. 16 00:00:29,501 --> 00:00:31,397 We shouldn't be here! 17 00:00:31,403 --> 00:00:35,201 The only place I've ever felt wanted or respected. 18 00:00:35,207 --> 00:00:36,836 Is here with humanity? 19 00:00:36,842 --> 00:00:38,846 This is my home! 20 00:00:38,852 --> 00:00:40,076 Deal with it, Mother! 21 00:00:42,547 --> 00:00:44,243 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 22 00:00:44,249 --> 00:00:47,939 ♪ My heart is beating and I'm under attack ♪ 23 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:51,098 ♪ Don't need it sure 'cause I don't wanna go back ♪ 24 00:00:51,123 --> 00:00:52,451 ♪ I'm giving in... ♪ 25 00:00:52,457 --> 00:00:55,521 MALE TOUR GUIDE (over P.A.): Sunshine. Beautiful people. 26 00:00:55,527 --> 00:00:57,099 Expensive cars. 27 00:00:57,124 --> 00:01:00,632 The glamorous life. Get ready to see the real 28 00:01:00,657 --> 00:01:02,995 Los Angeles on this thrill 29 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,163 ride tour. 30 00:01:04,169 --> 00:01:05,831 Well, it appears I've been misled. 31 00:01:05,837 --> 00:01:07,533 Whoever put together this brochure 32 00:01:07,539 --> 00:01:09,301 should get special treatment in Hell. 33 00:01:09,307 --> 00:01:11,770 I don't need you to show me around the city. 34 00:01:11,776 --> 00:01:13,405 Well, of course you do. 35 00:01:13,411 --> 00:01:15,407 This is an exciting time, brother! 36 00:01:15,432 --> 00:01:17,351 Now that we're making Los Angeles our home, 37 00:01:17,376 --> 00:01:19,572 the City of Angels can finally earn its name. 38 00:01:19,597 --> 00:01:21,714 You are making it a home. 39 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,416 Mom and I are gonna find a way to get back to the Silver City. 40 00:01:24,422 --> 00:01:26,685 - One way or another. - But why? 41 00:01:26,710 --> 00:01:29,471 When Los Angeles has so much to offer? 42 00:01:29,496 --> 00:01:30,789 TOUR GUIDE: On your right, 43 00:01:30,795 --> 00:01:32,375 you'll see the famous shop, 44 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:35,828 Pooch Pouch, the store that sells purses 45 00:01:35,834 --> 00:01:38,030 for purse-sized dogs. 46 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:40,466 Clearly. 47 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:42,301 - Don't get it confused with the store - Excuse me. Sorry. 48 00:01:42,307 --> 00:01:43,669 that sells dogs in the shapes of purses. 49 00:01:43,675 --> 00:01:45,204 Sorry, I do apologize. 50 00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:47,206 - That's on your left... - Pardon me, excuse me. 51 00:01:47,212 --> 00:01:48,874 Yeah, thank you. 52 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,209 Please. That's your corner. 53 00:01:50,215 --> 00:01:53,145 Ah. Right. Forget everything 54 00:01:53,151 --> 00:01:54,313 you just slept through. 55 00:01:54,319 --> 00:01:55,848 Welcome to Los Angeles, 56 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,183 city of reinvention, where you can become 57 00:01:58,189 --> 00:02:00,052 whomever you want. 58 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:01,754 Uh, if we look over here... 59 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,822 That humungous house in the distance, the owner, 60 00:02:03,828 --> 00:02:06,892 he moved out here with just ten dollars and a dream. 61 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:08,327 Within three years, he was running 62 00:02:08,333 --> 00:02:10,663 the largest underground sex club in the country. 63 00:02:10,669 --> 00:02:13,465 Los Angeles is also a place where you can do 64 00:02:13,471 --> 00:02:15,868 whatever you want. To your right hand side over here, 65 00:02:15,874 --> 00:02:18,537 this folically challenged man... That's Sleepy Pete. Hello, Pete. 66 00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:19,905 Give us a wave. 67 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:20,940 Everyone wave at Pete. 68 00:02:20,946 --> 00:02:22,775 (camera shutters clicking) 69 00:02:22,781 --> 00:02:25,678 He will sell you the best Molly in the city. 70 00:02:25,684 --> 00:02:27,074 (Lucifer chuckles) 71 00:02:27,099 --> 00:02:28,301 Don't buy his cocaine, though. 72 00:02:28,326 --> 00:02:30,440 It's got enough baking soda in it to make a cake. 73 00:02:30,465 --> 00:02:33,018 It's not a bad idea, as I think about it. 74 00:02:33,024 --> 00:02:36,288 To your right again... My nightclub, Lux! 75 00:02:36,294 --> 00:02:38,724 The city's crowning achievement. 76 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:41,097 My brother and I are celebrating... 77 00:02:46,438 --> 00:02:48,100 I don't understand him. 78 00:02:48,106 --> 00:02:51,103 Why won't Amenadiel embrace this city like I have? 79 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:54,239 Well, people often need time to adjust to change. 80 00:02:54,245 --> 00:02:56,308 And he's only been here for a few months. 81 00:02:56,314 --> 00:02:57,676 And if what you say is true... 82 00:02:57,682 --> 00:02:59,912 What? That he's got a stick so far up his ass 83 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:01,256 you can see it when he yawns? 84 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,148 That he's a fallen angel. 85 00:03:03,154 --> 00:03:04,683 Oh, yes, that, too. 86 00:03:04,689 --> 00:03:07,620 Then this could be about more than finding a home for him. 87 00:03:07,626 --> 00:03:09,254 But we're here to talk about you. 88 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:12,591 Why did you recently decide that this was your home? 89 00:03:12,597 --> 00:03:15,694 Well, I said it when I was in a row with my mum. 90 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:18,808 I didn't realize how true it was until I yelled it in her face. 91 00:03:18,833 --> 00:03:19,995 Yes, your mother, 92 00:03:20,020 --> 00:03:23,235 who is a literal goddess of all creation. 93 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,504 Still haven't quite wrapped my brain around that one. 94 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:27,139 Yes, well, anyway, her and Amenadiel want 95 00:03:27,145 --> 00:03:31,374 to get back to the Silver City, but it's not my home. 96 00:03:31,399 --> 00:03:32,277 It never was. 97 00:03:32,283 --> 00:03:33,579 And neither was Hell. 98 00:03:33,585 --> 00:03:35,080 No. No, that was somewhere 99 00:03:35,086 --> 00:03:36,582 I was sent as a punishment. 100 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,984 Like the DMV, but less screaming. 101 00:03:38,990 --> 00:03:42,154 So would you say that this is your first home? 102 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:43,889 Yes, I suppose it is. 103 00:03:43,895 --> 00:03:45,591 And why do you think that's the case? 104 00:03:45,597 --> 00:03:48,447 Well, I don't know, Doctor. You tell me. 105 00:03:48,472 --> 00:03:49,662 I find that people 106 00:03:49,668 --> 00:03:52,998 make Los Angeles their home for one of two reasons. 107 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:55,067 Either they're running from something, 108 00:03:55,073 --> 00:03:57,369 or looking for something. 109 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:58,904 Oh, and which one are you? 110 00:03:58,910 --> 00:04:00,773 I'm not the one on the couch, Lucifer. 111 00:04:00,779 --> 00:04:03,509 - (laughs, sighs) - So ask yourself... 112 00:04:03,515 --> 00:04:05,611 Which is it? 113 00:04:05,617 --> 00:04:07,913 Running or looking? 114 00:04:07,919 --> 00:04:10,716 CHLOE: Lucifer? Lucifer?! 115 00:04:10,722 --> 00:04:12,718 Get out of the chair. 116 00:04:12,724 --> 00:04:14,053 Oh, come on, Detective. 117 00:04:14,059 --> 00:04:16,388 It's been ages since I've sat in a throne. 118 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:18,657 Oh, there's a lot of personality here, isn't there? 119 00:04:18,663 --> 00:04:20,325 Appalling personality, 120 00:04:20,331 --> 00:04:22,061 but quantity over quality, I suppose. 121 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:23,796 - (sighs) - (laughs) 122 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:26,765 Genuine medieval knight's costume in a Bel Air mansion? 123 00:04:26,771 --> 00:04:29,034 This man's home definitely was his castle. 124 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,336 Well, it couldn't keep him safe from invaders. 125 00:04:31,342 --> 00:04:34,110 Crime scene. Let's go. 126 00:04:35,747 --> 00:04:37,643 Hang on. 127 00:04:37,649 --> 00:04:40,579 That's Dean Cooper, the Los Angeles real-estate tycoon! 128 00:04:40,585 --> 00:04:41,880 Yeah, owns the whole block, 129 00:04:41,886 --> 00:04:44,149 and most of the biggest developments in the city. 130 00:04:44,155 --> 00:04:46,085 Including the entire block that Lux is on. 131 00:04:46,091 --> 00:04:47,219 Deeply unpleasant man. 132 00:04:47,225 --> 00:04:49,054 You wouldn't believe the deal I had 133 00:04:49,060 --> 00:04:50,556 to strike for my lease. 134 00:04:50,562 --> 00:04:52,157 All completely legal. 135 00:04:52,163 --> 00:04:55,694 If somewhat, well, let's say "morally ambiguous." 136 00:04:55,700 --> 00:04:58,230 Well, that moral ambiguity that he was so famous for 137 00:04:58,236 --> 00:04:59,898 may have finally caught up with him. 138 00:04:59,904 --> 00:05:01,400 Ella, cause of death? 139 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:04,570 Explosive exsanguination from 140 00:05:04,576 --> 00:05:06,305 the carotid, punctured 141 00:05:06,311 --> 00:05:10,075 by this. 142 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:11,643 Like from a champagne flute. 143 00:05:11,649 --> 00:05:14,113 Mm-hmm. Someone really popped his cork. 144 00:05:14,119 --> 00:05:17,216 You know like... (makes explosive, hissing sounds) 145 00:05:17,222 --> 00:05:19,051 You guys, like, the blood's the champagne. 146 00:05:19,057 --> 00:05:21,453 Like when you open a bottle, his neck was the... 147 00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:22,488 We got it. 148 00:05:22,494 --> 00:05:24,256 Did you get any prints? 149 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:25,724 Killer wiped it clean. 150 00:05:25,730 --> 00:05:27,192 Okay, well, 151 00:05:27,198 --> 00:05:28,694 maybe he didn't wipe the glass clean 152 00:05:28,700 --> 00:05:30,362 before it broke. Ella, are any of 153 00:05:30,368 --> 00:05:32,998 these pieces here big enough to get a partial from? 154 00:05:33,004 --> 00:05:34,967 Probably not. 155 00:05:34,973 --> 00:05:39,260 But, hey, someone invented glue for a reason. Right? 156 00:05:39,285 --> 00:05:41,221 You're going to reassemble all those pieces? 157 00:05:41,246 --> 00:05:43,375 I'm fairly certain there are people in Hell being forced 158 00:05:43,381 --> 00:05:45,410 - to do exactly that right now. - Oh, I was the kind 159 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,846 of kid who did jigsaw puzzles picture-side down. 160 00:05:47,871 --> 00:05:49,915 - That's fascinating. - Mm. 161 00:05:49,921 --> 00:05:51,283 Oh. 162 00:05:51,289 --> 00:05:52,651 What's wrong? 163 00:05:52,657 --> 00:05:54,753 Maze. Problem at Lux. 164 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:56,922 Problem? What? One of the Brittanies stub her toe? 165 00:05:56,928 --> 00:05:58,590 You're leaving? 166 00:05:58,596 --> 00:06:00,692 Lucifer, Cooper was one of the most hated men 167 00:06:00,698 --> 00:06:03,128 in the city. We have tons of suspects to go over. 168 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:04,763 And if I don't get there soon, 169 00:06:04,769 --> 00:06:07,299 Maze will undoubtedly fix the problem herself, which usually 170 00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:08,500 - involves knives. - But... 171 00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:09,535 So unless you want to be blamed 172 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:12,275 for a four-toed Brittany... 173 00:06:19,884 --> 00:06:22,447 Uh... hello? 174 00:06:22,453 --> 00:06:23,882 We're closed. 175 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:26,852 Hi, okay, we've got some anomalies here, 176 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:29,188 especially with the quarterlies... 177 00:06:29,194 --> 00:06:31,256 Maze, did you forget 178 00:06:31,262 --> 00:06:33,365 to bribe the inspectors this month? 179 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,294 Are you the proprietor? 180 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:37,129 I am, yes. 181 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,965 And who are you, lounging around like you own the place? 182 00:06:39,971 --> 00:06:42,334 Oh, I actually do own the place. 183 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:45,204 Lucifer Morningstar, 184 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,943 you're being evicted. 185 00:06:49,331 --> 00:06:55,199 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 186 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:02,228 All right, explain what you mean by "evicted," 187 00:07:02,234 --> 00:07:04,631 and do it carefully as your life may depend on it. 188 00:07:04,637 --> 00:07:07,467 Okay, Mr. Morningstar. My name is Eric Cooper. 189 00:07:07,473 --> 00:07:10,203 I've assumed all of Cooper's holding 190 00:07:10,209 --> 00:07:12,272 and assets, Lux among them. 191 00:07:12,278 --> 00:07:14,707 You're Dean Cooper's son. 192 00:07:14,713 --> 00:07:17,410 Your father was just brutally murdered, and here you 193 00:07:17,416 --> 00:07:19,345 scant hours after you were notified, 194 00:07:19,351 --> 00:07:20,880 divvying up the spoils. 195 00:07:20,886 --> 00:07:23,783 I don't know whether to be horrified or impressed. 196 00:07:23,789 --> 00:07:26,953 What happened to my father was unfortunate. 197 00:07:26,959 --> 00:07:27,929 Yes. 198 00:07:27,954 --> 00:07:30,957 But business is business. 199 00:07:30,963 --> 00:07:34,460 Well, impressed it is. 200 00:07:34,466 --> 00:07:37,363 Your father and I made a deal for me to live here, 201 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:39,299 so I'm sure you and I can come to some arrangement. 202 00:07:39,305 --> 00:07:43,436 Tell me, Eric, what is it you desire? 203 00:07:43,442 --> 00:07:44,737 (gasps) 204 00:07:44,743 --> 00:07:48,009 I want my father to turn over in his grave. 205 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,109 Hated the old man, eh? 206 00:07:50,115 --> 00:07:51,200 Well, I can relate to that. 207 00:07:51,225 --> 00:07:53,046 My father's not on my Christmas card list either. 208 00:07:53,052 --> 00:07:56,216 In fact, I moved here to get away from him. 209 00:07:56,222 --> 00:07:58,218 Surely you can understand that. 210 00:07:58,224 --> 00:08:01,354 No, not really. 211 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:04,023 And I saw your "lease"... 212 00:08:04,029 --> 00:08:07,427 It was written in lipstick on a stripper's thong. 213 00:08:07,433 --> 00:08:10,663 - Not exactly legally binding. - Hm. 214 00:08:10,669 --> 00:08:12,398 Well, maybe we can write the new one in blood. 215 00:08:12,404 --> 00:08:13,900 I find that to be quite binding. 216 00:08:13,906 --> 00:08:15,468 Let's not. 217 00:08:15,474 --> 00:08:17,237 You have no legal right to be here, 218 00:08:17,243 --> 00:08:18,972 so if you don't vacate, 219 00:08:18,978 --> 00:08:20,073 I'll have you removed. 220 00:08:20,079 --> 00:08:21,777 (laughs) 221 00:08:21,808 --> 00:08:23,943 It's not that easy to remove me. 222 00:08:23,949 --> 00:08:25,478 Last time, it took the power of God. 223 00:08:25,484 --> 00:08:27,972 What do you have... A few expensive lawyers? 224 00:08:27,997 --> 00:08:30,283 Or are you gonna do it yourself? 225 00:08:30,289 --> 00:08:32,189 Not in front of all of these humans. 226 00:08:33,092 --> 00:08:36,556 If I were you, I'd leave. 227 00:08:36,562 --> 00:08:37,991 That's fine. 228 00:08:37,997 --> 00:08:40,297 This is a police matter now. 229 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,596 Let's go. 230 00:08:43,602 --> 00:08:45,665 - All right, let's go. - Let's go, man. 231 00:08:45,671 --> 00:08:47,901 It's not like you to get in the way 232 00:08:47,907 --> 00:08:49,402 of a good eviscerating, Maze. 233 00:08:49,408 --> 00:08:50,297 What was that about? 234 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:53,306 You'd be eviscerating the wrong person. 235 00:08:53,312 --> 00:08:54,440 This is your mother's doing. 236 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:57,176 (scoffs) Mum? How? 237 00:08:57,182 --> 00:09:00,113 You told her you want to stay here on Earth. 238 00:09:00,119 --> 00:09:03,082 Now someone's trying to take Lux away from you. 239 00:09:03,088 --> 00:09:04,317 Don't be absurd, Maze. 240 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:06,586 I just saw American Psycho's father. 241 00:09:06,592 --> 00:09:09,055 The man wasn't destroyed by the Goddess of Creation. 242 00:09:09,061 --> 00:09:11,424 He was killed in a fit of human passion. 243 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:13,726 But that greasy weasel might be right. 244 00:09:13,732 --> 00:09:15,662 This is a police matter. Lucky me. 245 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:16,863 Don't act like your mother 246 00:09:16,869 --> 00:09:18,665 isn't capable of this, Lucifer. 247 00:09:18,671 --> 00:09:21,100 Ah, that's enough help from you today Maze, thank you. 248 00:09:21,106 --> 00:09:22,835 (smacks bar) All right, fine. 249 00:09:22,841 --> 00:09:25,705 You can't see it, I'll find someone who will. 250 00:09:25,711 --> 00:09:27,540 I don't see it. 251 00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,676 Of course you don't. 252 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:32,345 So after you said you'd "handle things," 253 00:09:32,351 --> 00:09:34,247 you're hiding behind her skirt again? 254 00:09:34,253 --> 00:09:36,115 I am handling things, Maze. 255 00:09:36,121 --> 00:09:37,951 Mom and I are trying to find a way back home. 256 00:09:37,957 --> 00:09:39,686 So why would she murder some human? 257 00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:40,753 That woman is 258 00:09:40,759 --> 00:09:43,890 dangerous, duplicitous... 259 00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:46,263 And she's standing right behind me, isn't she? 260 00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:48,728 Pardon my interruption, 261 00:09:48,734 --> 00:09:50,596 but what am I being blamed for now? 262 00:09:50,602 --> 00:09:52,065 I know what you're doing, 263 00:09:52,071 --> 00:09:54,500 trying to take away Lucifer's home on Earth, 264 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:56,736 so he can help you get back 265 00:09:56,742 --> 00:09:58,338 to the Silver City. 266 00:09:58,344 --> 00:09:59,639 It won't work. 267 00:09:59,645 --> 00:10:01,074 The demon is talking, 268 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,709 but not making any sense. 269 00:10:02,715 --> 00:10:04,377 Typical, I suppose. 270 00:10:04,383 --> 00:10:05,812 She thinks you killed the man 271 00:10:05,818 --> 00:10:08,081 who owns Lux to get Lucifer evicted. 272 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:10,550 (chuckles) 273 00:10:10,556 --> 00:10:12,585 Mazikeen. 274 00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:15,421 If I did come up with such a plan, 275 00:10:15,427 --> 00:10:19,225 do you think it would be you who figured it out? 276 00:10:19,231 --> 00:10:21,260 Whatever you're up to, 277 00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:23,166 I will find out. 278 00:10:29,341 --> 00:10:32,205 Oh, she thinks she's smart. 279 00:10:32,211 --> 00:10:34,407 Mom? 280 00:10:34,413 --> 00:10:36,542 You weren't actually involved in that man's death, 281 00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:38,478 - right? - Well, of course not. 282 00:10:38,484 --> 00:10:42,482 But it might be able to be used to our advantage. 283 00:10:42,488 --> 00:10:47,053 Maybe Lucifer will agree to come home with us now. 284 00:10:47,059 --> 00:10:48,488 Right. 285 00:10:48,494 --> 00:10:51,991 All my sons are important. 286 00:10:51,997 --> 00:10:54,027 It isn't about Lucifer. 287 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,428 It's about our family. 288 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:57,830 I've already lost a son. 289 00:10:57,836 --> 00:11:01,601 I will not leave another one behind. 290 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,736 It doesn't matter, Mom. 291 00:11:03,742 --> 00:11:06,339 Lucifer loves that place. 292 00:11:06,345 --> 00:11:08,041 And no human is gonna make him give it up 293 00:11:08,047 --> 00:11:10,043 as long as it's still standing. 294 00:11:10,049 --> 00:11:12,018 Is that so? 295 00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:14,277 ♪ ♪ 296 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,716 Careful... 297 00:11:26,865 --> 00:11:29,362 And that is how we do it! 298 00:11:29,368 --> 00:11:31,998 Ta' vonlu! 299 00:11:32,004 --> 00:11:33,900 Ta' von what? 300 00:11:33,906 --> 00:11:36,035 It's Klingon for "the king is trapped." 301 00:11:36,041 --> 00:11:38,905 In Star Trek, they play three-dimensional chess. 302 00:11:38,911 --> 00:11:40,706 Okay. 303 00:11:40,712 --> 00:11:44,043 And I'm gonna check this for prints now. 304 00:11:44,068 --> 00:11:45,597 - Great. - No problem. 305 00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:46,950 Hey. 306 00:11:46,975 --> 00:11:48,781 All our info on Dean Cooper. 307 00:11:48,787 --> 00:11:51,584 No rap sheet, which, quite frankly, is pretty amazing 308 00:11:51,590 --> 00:11:53,086 considering his reputation. 309 00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:54,520 Great. Thank you. 310 00:11:54,526 --> 00:11:57,056 Hey, are you busy? I could use an assist on this case. 311 00:11:57,062 --> 00:11:58,391 Nah, Vice has me wrapped up 312 00:11:58,397 --> 00:12:00,359 on a bomb-making case. I got to rush back. 313 00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:01,894 Where's Lucifer? 314 00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:04,564 Something came up at his club. I don't think he's coming back. 315 00:12:04,570 --> 00:12:06,599 Oh, well, don't worry, Chloe. He never stays away 316 00:12:06,605 --> 00:12:08,396 - for too long, right? - (phone ringing) 317 00:12:08,421 --> 00:12:09,569 Hmm? 318 00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:11,404 Huh. 319 00:12:11,410 --> 00:12:12,872 Hey, Lucifer. So, did you splint 320 00:12:12,878 --> 00:12:15,575 the stubbed toe, or did you kiss it and make it better? 321 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:18,954 Well, that's an interesting theory, but we don't have any evidence 322 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:20,446 that Eric Cooper's the killer. 323 00:12:20,452 --> 00:12:23,116 Mm, actually we do. 324 00:12:23,122 --> 00:12:24,502 Prints just came back. 325 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:26,823 Eric Cooper. 326 00:12:27,759 --> 00:12:29,021 How did you...? 327 00:12:29,027 --> 00:12:32,758 Never mind. I'll meet you at the Cooper building. 328 00:12:32,764 --> 00:12:35,565 ♪ ♪ 329 00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:41,368 So wonderful that you agree with me for a change, Detective. 330 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,635 Perhaps you're getting smarter. 331 00:12:42,641 --> 00:12:43,636 I don't agree with you. 332 00:12:43,642 --> 00:12:45,304 I have actual evidence on Eric Cooper 333 00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,339 that I need to look into. 334 00:12:46,345 --> 00:12:47,974 - What do you have? - Motive. 335 00:12:47,980 --> 00:12:49,709 Little shark liquidated his father 336 00:12:49,715 --> 00:12:51,477 so he could liquidate his assets. 337 00:12:51,483 --> 00:12:53,146 How do you know he's liquidating assets? 338 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,881 Because he's trying to evict me from Lux 339 00:12:54,887 --> 00:12:56,949 and sell off the building. 340 00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:58,718 You're saying that Dean Cooper's son 341 00:12:58,724 --> 00:13:00,286 is making deals just an hour 342 00:13:00,292 --> 00:13:02,255 - after his father was found dead? - Exactly. 343 00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:05,024 - What could be more suspicious? - Hey. 344 00:13:05,030 --> 00:13:06,119 When were you gonna mention that you're 345 00:13:06,143 --> 00:13:07,734 personally involved in the case? 346 00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:09,028 When you asked me. 347 00:13:09,034 --> 00:13:09,946 Nope. 348 00:13:09,971 --> 00:13:11,797 This an extremely high profile case. 349 00:13:11,803 --> 00:13:12,965 We are doing this by the book. 350 00:13:12,971 --> 00:13:14,400 I cannot have you terrorizing him. 351 00:13:14,406 --> 00:13:15,768 I would never. 352 00:13:15,774 --> 00:13:17,503 Or threatening to tear his arms off. 353 00:13:17,509 --> 00:13:18,871 That happened one time. 354 00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:19,972 Or hanging him from a window. 355 00:13:19,978 --> 00:13:21,638 I solemnly promise that the man's feet 356 00:13:21,663 --> 00:13:23,062 will remain firmly on the ground. 357 00:13:23,682 --> 00:13:24,744 (man screams) 358 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,712 (car alarms ringing) 359 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,614 MAN: What's that? 360 00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:30,416 WOMAN: Somebody call an ambulance... 361 00:13:30,422 --> 00:13:31,617 MAN 2: Check this out. 362 00:13:31,623 --> 00:13:33,553 MAN 3: There's a guy on the car! 363 00:13:33,559 --> 00:13:35,521 (car alarm continues ringing) 364 00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:36,689 WOMAN: Is he alive? 365 00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:38,824 (groaning) 366 00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,560 That's Eric Cooper. 367 00:13:40,566 --> 00:13:43,333 Just to be clear, that wasn't me. 368 00:13:50,826 --> 00:13:53,394 I mean, who leaps from the seventh floor? 369 00:13:53,419 --> 00:13:56,392 13th, minimum. This is the man forcing me from my home, 370 00:13:56,398 --> 00:13:58,227 he can't even make a proper suicide jump. 371 00:13:58,233 --> 00:14:00,716 - Lucifer. - Is this really necessary? 372 00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:02,698 Well, witnesses saw him jump off a balcony 373 00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:04,066 by his own free will. 374 00:14:04,072 --> 00:14:05,006 He was distraught. 375 00:14:05,031 --> 00:14:06,536 That doesn't make him a killer. 376 00:14:06,542 --> 00:14:08,489 Well, it points to a guilty conscience. 377 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,540 Christi, I know this might be hard to hear, but... 378 00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:13,109 we have evidence that Eric was in his father's house 379 00:14:13,115 --> 00:14:14,243 before he died. 380 00:14:14,249 --> 00:14:15,711 We live in the same compound. 381 00:14:15,717 --> 00:14:18,381 I'm sure there's DNA or whatever all over the house. 382 00:14:18,387 --> 00:14:21,651 You can't actually think that he killed his own father. 383 00:14:21,657 --> 00:14:23,453 LUCIFER: Well, I mean... 384 00:14:23,459 --> 00:14:24,487 Let's not forget 385 00:14:24,493 --> 00:14:25,888 Eric's insatiable lust 386 00:14:25,894 --> 00:14:27,623 for Daddy's cold hard cash. 387 00:14:27,629 --> 00:14:29,459 If he's willing to do something as monstrous 388 00:14:29,465 --> 00:14:30,493 as turning me out of my house, 389 00:14:30,499 --> 00:14:31,928 then killing his father 390 00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,596 isn't such a stretch, is it? 391 00:14:33,602 --> 00:14:35,164 - (grunts) - LUCIFER: Ooh! 392 00:14:35,170 --> 00:14:36,933 My Left Foot's trying to speak. 393 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:37,934 N-No... 394 00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:39,202 money. 395 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:40,670 Shh, baby. 396 00:14:40,676 --> 00:14:41,838 Don't talk. 397 00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:43,239 What are you trying to say, Eric? 398 00:14:43,245 --> 00:14:44,507 (grunts) Dad... 399 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,713 ran the business into the ground. 400 00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:49,078 We were buried in debt. 401 00:14:49,084 --> 00:14:50,880 I thought making emergency sales 402 00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:52,582 could save us, but... 403 00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:54,584 CHRISTI: But what, baby? 404 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:56,853 There's nothing left. 405 00:14:56,859 --> 00:14:58,120 I'm sorry, I... 406 00:14:58,126 --> 00:15:00,089 I couldn't live with disappointing you. 407 00:15:00,095 --> 00:15:01,724 LUCIFER: Well, if this is about money, 408 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:04,994 you should have called me first, before taking that swan dive. 409 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,629 Perhaps you'd like to renegotiate now? 410 00:15:06,635 --> 00:15:07,630 I can't. 411 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:08,703 The deal is made. 412 00:15:08,728 --> 00:15:10,700 How could a sale be made so fast? 413 00:15:10,706 --> 00:15:12,368 Dean Cooper died yesterday. 414 00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:14,437 Is this that deal for all the property on the strip? 415 00:15:14,443 --> 00:15:15,898 (grunts) 416 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:18,207 There's been a buyer interested in that for years. 417 00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:20,009 Eric's dad had it all drawn up and then 418 00:15:20,015 --> 00:15:21,410 just let it sit on his desk. 419 00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,112 He just wanted to torture the buyer. 420 00:15:23,118 --> 00:15:25,348 So, you made the sale as soon as you heard 421 00:15:25,354 --> 00:15:26,716 your father was gone? 422 00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:29,018 Dad couldn't block it anymore. 423 00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:31,053 But it didn't matter. 424 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:33,055 It wasn't enough. 425 00:15:33,061 --> 00:15:35,124 What we have is enough. 426 00:15:35,130 --> 00:15:37,093 You and me. 427 00:15:37,099 --> 00:15:39,128 We don't need money for that. 428 00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:40,396 What a wonderful day. 429 00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:42,999 Potentially homeless and definitely nauseated. 430 00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:45,265 Well, whoever bought Lux stood to gain 431 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:47,003 from Dean Cooper's death. 432 00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,871 Yes. This man, 433 00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:50,673 the person who owns Lux now. What's his name? 434 00:15:50,679 --> 00:15:53,376 Her. It's Eleanor Bloom. 435 00:15:53,382 --> 00:15:55,678 Detective, are you thinking what I'm thinking? 436 00:15:55,684 --> 00:15:57,113 I doubt it. 437 00:15:57,119 --> 00:15:59,515 But let's go talk to Eleanor Bloom. 438 00:15:59,521 --> 00:16:00,650 - Yeah. - Thank you. 439 00:16:00,656 --> 00:16:02,151 Thank you. 440 00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:03,252 - (shouts) - (gasps) 441 00:16:03,258 --> 00:16:04,820 (grunting): Oh, God... 442 00:16:04,826 --> 00:16:08,100 ♪ I would like to get to know ya ♪ 443 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,162 ♪ If you think you're going my way ♪ 444 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:13,996 ♪ Or if you stay ♪ 445 00:16:14,002 --> 00:16:17,033 ♪ With me just another day ♪ 446 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:19,201 I think you're in the wrong place, lady. 447 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,804 - You're Kevin Burnick. - I am. 448 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:24,840 Why? You come to take a peek at the legend? 449 00:16:24,846 --> 00:16:27,043 According to the docket, one of your clients 450 00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,844 is a known explosives expert 451 00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:30,913 named Patrick O'Neil. 452 00:16:30,919 --> 00:16:32,348 I need his help 453 00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:34,617 to get my son to come back home with me. 454 00:16:34,623 --> 00:16:37,353 You look hot and sound crazy, 455 00:16:37,359 --> 00:16:39,455 which is totally my type. 456 00:16:39,461 --> 00:16:42,525 But I don't talk about my clients out of court. 457 00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:43,993 It's a lawyer thing. 458 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:46,629 Oh, you misunderstand me. 459 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:48,064 I'm his lawyer now. 460 00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:49,532 You can go home. (laughs) 461 00:16:49,538 --> 00:16:50,967 (laughing): Look, lady. 462 00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,768 I don't know what you've heard about me, 463 00:16:52,774 --> 00:16:55,171 but when the K-Dog gets a bone, 464 00:16:55,177 --> 00:16:56,739 (whispers): he doesn't let go. 465 00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:58,674 Touch me, and I will sue you 466 00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,042 so hard... (smacks) 467 00:17:00,048 --> 00:17:02,645 (tile shatters, grunts) 468 00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:04,884 ♪ ♪ 469 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:08,884 ♪ My love ♪ 470 00:17:08,890 --> 00:17:10,786 Oh... 471 00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:12,121 ♪ ♪ 472 00:17:12,127 --> 00:17:14,857 (distant siren wailing) 473 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:17,320 So, you think I had something to do with Dean Cooper's death? 474 00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:20,129 Well, barely an hour after he was killed, you closed on a deal 475 00:17:20,135 --> 00:17:21,731 he'd been obstructing for years. 476 00:17:21,737 --> 00:17:22,680 Sounds convenient. 477 00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:25,067 - Sounds like good business to me. - Cooper intentionally 478 00:17:25,073 --> 00:17:27,003 gave you businesswoman blue balls 479 00:17:27,009 --> 00:17:28,471 just to torture you. 480 00:17:28,477 --> 00:17:29,905 - It's rather cruel. - And I bought 481 00:17:29,911 --> 00:17:31,741 his favorite golf course last year and turned it 482 00:17:31,747 --> 00:17:33,609 into a landfill for medical waste. 483 00:17:33,615 --> 00:17:35,177 Oh, I see. Well played. 484 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:36,279 So, you're saying this was all 485 00:17:36,303 --> 00:17:38,141 a multi-million dollar prank war? 486 00:17:38,147 --> 00:17:40,516 I'm saying I didn't kill him over a deal. 487 00:17:40,522 --> 00:17:43,036 Besides, I just flew in from Macau this afternoon. 488 00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,987 Check with the airstrip. You have any other questions, 489 00:17:44,993 --> 00:17:46,355 you can ask my lawyer. 490 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:47,890 Not so fast, Mommy Warbucks. 491 00:17:47,896 --> 00:17:49,558 I have some questions for you myself. 492 00:17:49,564 --> 00:17:51,148 Lucifer, you promised that you wouldn't... 493 00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:52,695 Detective, this woman has my home. 494 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:54,530 If you're gonna give me some sob story... 495 00:17:54,536 --> 00:17:55,831 Oh, far from it. 496 00:17:55,837 --> 00:17:57,967 I know your type. You don't respond to emotion, 497 00:17:57,973 --> 00:17:59,435 or intimidation. 498 00:17:59,441 --> 00:18:02,004 The only thing that gets you going is a deal. 499 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:03,910 So, let's make a deal, shall we? 500 00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:06,809 What do you desire? 501 00:18:06,815 --> 00:18:08,548 Tell me and it's yours. 502 00:18:09,387 --> 00:18:12,815 I want everything Dean Cooper has. 503 00:18:12,821 --> 00:18:14,717 Well, Cooper owned Lux. 504 00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:16,085 So, how about everything apart from that? 505 00:18:16,091 --> 00:18:16,952 Everything. 506 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:19,689 All I want is what was his. 507 00:18:19,695 --> 00:18:21,657 And then to destroy it. 508 00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:24,137 So, you're gonna tear down all of his properties? 509 00:18:24,162 --> 00:18:26,162 I'm a developer. I'm gonna knock everything down 510 00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:27,329 and then rebuild. 511 00:18:27,335 --> 00:18:28,254 Even Lux? 512 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:29,579 Especially that place. 513 00:18:29,604 --> 00:18:31,000 That's prime real estate. 514 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,702 I'm gonna build a mega-mall. 515 00:18:32,708 --> 00:18:33,803 A "mega-mall"? 516 00:18:33,809 --> 00:18:35,413 Yeah, you know, Gymboree, Sunglass Hut... 517 00:18:35,437 --> 00:18:37,707 Bulldozers get rolling as soon as my people finish 518 00:18:37,713 --> 00:18:38,974 emptying the buildings. 519 00:18:38,980 --> 00:18:40,443 You know, 520 00:18:40,449 --> 00:18:44,284 a murder investigation can tie up a development for years. 521 00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:47,183 I know you know more than you're telling us. 522 00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,324 So, if there is any way, 523 00:18:49,349 --> 00:18:52,088 at all, that you can help this investigation, 524 00:18:52,094 --> 00:18:54,356 - that would be wonderful. - (chuckles softly) 525 00:18:54,362 --> 00:18:56,392 She's good. 526 00:18:56,398 --> 00:18:58,414 I could use a few of her on my team. 527 00:18:59,468 --> 00:19:02,364 The accountants I had looking over the deal 528 00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:04,734 did find several unreported payments. 529 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:07,036 Hundreds of thousands of dollars. 530 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,537 You don't hide money like that 531 00:19:08,543 --> 00:19:10,276 unless you don't want anyone to find it. 532 00:19:15,817 --> 00:19:17,947 Bloom was right. 533 00:19:17,953 --> 00:19:20,149 Dean Cooper was making large off-the-books payments 534 00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:22,284 and hiding them from his company. 535 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:23,753 Well, could be anything. 536 00:19:23,759 --> 00:19:25,221 Drugs, blackmail. 537 00:19:25,227 --> 00:19:27,623 There's no shortage of bad deeds in Dean Cooper's life. 538 00:19:27,629 --> 00:19:29,959 I'm gonna try and trace where these payments went. 539 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:31,694 Maybe our killer's on the other end. 540 00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:32,854 Oh, delightful. 541 00:19:32,879 --> 00:19:34,475 Whilst you do that, I'm gonna return 542 00:19:34,481 --> 00:19:36,911 to Eleanor Bloom's office and get my home back. 543 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:38,446 Not sure she's interested in selling. 544 00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:40,247 Well, maybe she'll change her mind 545 00:19:40,253 --> 00:19:42,932 after I turn her world into a sphincter-loosening nightmare. 546 00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:44,752 Ew. Lucifer. 547 00:19:44,758 --> 00:19:46,676 I'm sorry about your home. I am. 548 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:48,841 But you have to promise me you're not really gonna hurt this woman. 549 00:19:48,865 --> 00:19:51,392 Well, then, help me, Detective. Arrest her! 550 00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,027 I mean, isn't contributing to homelessness 551 00:19:53,033 --> 00:19:54,662 in Los Angeles a crime? 552 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:56,664 Lucifer, the law is on Bloom's side here. 553 00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,066 I want to help you, but we have to find a legal solution. 554 00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,268 Okay. So I'm on my own, am I? 555 00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:02,340 That's not what I... 556 00:20:14,187 --> 00:20:18,152 We know you build bombs for the mob, Patrick. 557 00:20:18,158 --> 00:20:19,687 That's ridiculous. 558 00:20:19,693 --> 00:20:21,793 I... I deliver pizzas. 559 00:20:22,406 --> 00:20:24,068 Yeah. 560 00:20:24,239 --> 00:20:25,668 We cracked your code. 561 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:27,628 "Hoping to get a delivery 562 00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:29,463 at Slauson and La Brea tomorrow night. 563 00:20:29,469 --> 00:20:32,633 Enough pepperoni to feed a family of four." 564 00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:35,036 The mafia, the cartels, 565 00:20:35,042 --> 00:20:37,505 when they hear that we have you in custody, 566 00:20:37,511 --> 00:20:40,141 and they think for a second about your... 567 00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:42,476 ingenious pizza code, 568 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,845 they're gonna want to keep you quiet. 569 00:20:44,851 --> 00:20:46,080 So, uh... 570 00:20:46,086 --> 00:20:47,982 you can help me out, right? 571 00:20:47,988 --> 00:20:49,884 - Depends. - (door opens) 572 00:20:49,890 --> 00:20:53,020 Hmm! Hands off my client, Officer. 573 00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:54,325 (door closes) 574 00:20:55,495 --> 00:20:57,825 You're not his lawyer. 575 00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,827 The accused has a constitutional right 576 00:20:59,833 --> 00:21:02,696 to be counseled by whomever they choose. 577 00:21:02,702 --> 00:21:04,269 She can be my lawyer. 578 00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:08,502 I understand your confusion. 579 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,137 You're very attractive. 580 00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:11,872 I've found that can also mean 581 00:21:11,878 --> 00:21:13,678 you're not very intelligent. 582 00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,956 (chuckles) 583 00:21:26,026 --> 00:21:27,901 I've already posted your bail. 584 00:21:27,926 --> 00:21:29,916 No. Wait, wait, wait. I-I can't afford that. 585 00:21:29,941 --> 00:21:32,626 Oh, don't worry, I take payment in trade. 586 00:21:32,632 --> 00:21:35,433 Is it true that you know how to make bombs? 587 00:21:36,369 --> 00:21:38,899 That's what I'm accused of. 588 00:21:38,905 --> 00:21:40,101 Yeah? 589 00:21:40,107 --> 00:21:42,670 Have you ever brought down a building before? 590 00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:44,939 I know how it's done. 591 00:21:44,945 --> 00:21:46,640 (laughs) 592 00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:50,014 I need you to destroy a nightclub for me. 593 00:21:54,655 --> 00:21:56,773 MOVER: Let's get out of here, guys. 594 00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:58,592 Hands off... 595 00:21:58,598 --> 00:22:00,627 - my piano! - MOVER: Hey, man, 596 00:22:00,633 --> 00:22:02,662 we're just doing a job. We don't want any trouble. 597 00:22:02,668 --> 00:22:04,631 You think you can come in here and take apart my life 598 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:06,032 without any trouble? 599 00:22:06,529 --> 00:22:07,825 You gentlemen 600 00:22:07,850 --> 00:22:09,903 have no idea who you're dealing with, do you? 601 00:22:09,909 --> 00:22:11,304 Well... 602 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:14,174 let me show you. 603 00:22:14,180 --> 00:22:16,042 - (cheering) - ♪ Babe, show me what you like ♪ 604 00:22:16,048 --> 00:22:19,112 ♪ Ay, I put money, I can match it for you ♪ 605 00:22:19,118 --> 00:22:20,714 ♪ I'm in this in all white ♪ 606 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,015 ♪ Fit lookin' like a brick ♪ 607 00:22:22,021 --> 00:22:24,451 ♪ And all them zippers on the jacket on you ♪ 608 00:22:24,457 --> 00:22:26,419 ♪ He got a thing for a Latin chick ♪ 609 00:22:26,425 --> 00:22:28,779 ♪ He wanna hear a little Spanish in me ♪ 610 00:22:28,804 --> 00:22:31,458 ♪ Ha, I told him it ain't... To practice it ♪ 611 00:22:31,464 --> 00:22:33,193 ♪ I'm 'bout to fully up the status with it ♪ 612 00:22:33,199 --> 00:22:34,794 ♪ Walk up with the clique and I ain't lookin like... ♪ 613 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:35,996 (woman moaning) 614 00:22:36,002 --> 00:22:37,464 ♪ I'm the opposite, and I'm the main event ♪ 615 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:39,265 ♪ And bossin' in it as the time been tickin' ♪ 616 00:22:39,271 --> 00:22:41,635 ♪ I been ouchea playin' my position I'm up out to get it ♪ 617 00:22:41,641 --> 00:22:44,104 ♪ And block the hit cuz somedays somedays ♪ 618 00:22:44,110 --> 00:22:46,373 This building was supposed to be empty. 619 00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:48,141 Oh, you know Lucifer, Mom. 620 00:22:48,147 --> 00:22:50,644 He wasn't gonna let this place go without a fight. 621 00:22:50,650 --> 00:22:52,312 Or a drink. 622 00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:53,947 This is what humans call 623 00:22:53,953 --> 00:22:55,215 a "sit-in." 624 00:22:55,221 --> 00:22:57,259 What are you doing here? 625 00:22:57,284 --> 00:22:59,552 Well, I was gonna blow the building up with C4. 626 00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:01,021 - Mom, you can't. - I know. 627 00:23:01,027 --> 00:23:02,756 My client is a coward. 628 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:05,421 And very difficult to convince him to kill this many people. 629 00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:08,128 - No, Mom, that's-that's not what I... - I may be able to 630 00:23:08,134 --> 00:23:09,567 use this to my advantage. 631 00:23:09,592 --> 00:23:12,832 ♪ I'm the main event and bossin' in it as the time been tickin' ♪ 632 00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:14,234 ♪ I been ouchea playin' my position ♪ 633 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,569 ♪ I'm up out to get it and block the hit cuz ♪ 634 00:23:16,575 --> 00:23:20,707 ♪ Somedays somedays sometimes I want someone someone ♪ 635 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:23,243 ♪ To tell me I'm somewhat somewhat ♪ 636 00:23:26,787 --> 00:23:28,215 To what do I owe the honor 637 00:23:28,221 --> 00:23:29,784 of your presence? 638 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,603 I disagree with you wholeheartedly 639 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,888 about wanting to stay here. 640 00:23:33,894 --> 00:23:35,322 But a mother doesn't have to 641 00:23:35,328 --> 00:23:38,759 agree with her son in order to support him. 642 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:40,728 So... 643 00:23:40,734 --> 00:23:43,064 what is it exactly I'm supposed to sit in? 644 00:23:43,070 --> 00:23:44,198 (laughs) 645 00:23:44,204 --> 00:23:45,666 Mum. 646 00:23:45,672 --> 00:23:47,435 You're actually being a good mum. 647 00:23:47,441 --> 00:23:50,104 We may have our disagreements, 648 00:23:50,110 --> 00:23:52,173 but you're still my son. 649 00:23:52,179 --> 00:23:54,542 I don't want to lose you again. 650 00:23:54,548 --> 00:23:55,776 (soft chuckle) 651 00:23:55,782 --> 00:23:57,712 Oh! Doctor! 652 00:23:57,718 --> 00:24:00,514 Mum, this is my therapist, Dr. Linda. 653 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,417 Doctor, this is my mom in a disturbingly hot body. 654 00:24:03,423 --> 00:24:04,252 Lucifer, 655 00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,567 I'm sure that sounds strange 656 00:24:05,592 --> 00:24:07,221 to her human brain. 657 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,645 Oh, no, don't worry, Mum, Dr. Linda's had a crash-course 658 00:24:09,651 --> 00:24:10,758 in celestial beings. 659 00:24:10,764 --> 00:24:12,660 Only melted her brain for about a week. 660 00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:13,994 (chuckles) 661 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,129 Now, if you'll excuse me, 662 00:24:15,135 --> 00:24:17,131 I have guests to get back to. 663 00:24:17,137 --> 00:24:20,008 I'm sure you'll get on like a house on fire. 664 00:24:20,033 --> 00:24:22,636 ♪ Doin alright somewhere ♪ 665 00:24:22,642 --> 00:24:26,474 ♪ Somewhere I'll find me hat someone, someone ♪ 666 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:28,242 ♪ Somebody that one day one day 667 00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:29,910 ♪ Could be the love of my life... ♪ 668 00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:32,079 So... you're, uh... 669 00:24:32,085 --> 00:24:33,514 God's wife. 670 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,116 Ex-wife. 671 00:24:35,122 --> 00:24:36,083 Oh. 672 00:24:36,089 --> 00:24:38,167 I prefer to not be defined by Him. 673 00:24:38,192 --> 00:24:41,222 Oh, of course, of course. 674 00:24:41,228 --> 00:24:44,125 Well, I just want to say, 675 00:24:44,131 --> 00:24:46,393 it's an honor to meet you. 676 00:24:46,399 --> 00:24:49,330 Thank you for... 677 00:24:49,336 --> 00:24:54,072 for all of... this. 678 00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:58,172 Existence. (chuckles) 679 00:24:58,178 --> 00:25:00,508 And I wanted to thank you 680 00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:02,743 for taking such good care of my son. 681 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,295 You're so welcome. 682 00:25:05,301 --> 00:25:08,516 Our relationship must give you a lot to talk about. 683 00:25:08,522 --> 00:25:10,688 Mm. 684 00:25:12,526 --> 00:25:15,960 I'm not telling you anything about our sessions. 685 00:25:20,500 --> 00:25:22,834 ♪ ♪ 686 00:25:25,472 --> 00:25:29,804 Simon Halbrooks, of Private Investigative Solutions. 687 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,372 That's my company. 688 00:25:31,378 --> 00:25:32,506 Built it myself. 689 00:25:32,512 --> 00:25:35,276 Hmm. Dean Cooper made several off-the-books 690 00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:37,545 six-figure payments to you in the last few weeks. 691 00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:40,381 Those payments were off of his books, not off mine. 692 00:25:40,387 --> 00:25:41,258 I'm legit. 693 00:25:41,283 --> 00:25:42,716 What kind of legit business has clients 694 00:25:42,722 --> 00:25:44,118 hide their payments to you? 695 00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:46,382 Do you trust your fellow officers, Detective? 696 00:25:46,407 --> 00:25:47,382 Excuse me? 697 00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:49,223 Do you know for sure they wouldn't take a bribe? 698 00:25:49,229 --> 00:25:51,192 Rat you out for the right price? 699 00:25:51,198 --> 00:25:53,794 How can you know who to trust? 700 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,629 I'm the guy who answers those questions. 701 00:25:55,635 --> 00:25:56,986 And how do you do that? 702 00:25:57,011 --> 00:26:00,734 Think of me as a professional tempter. 703 00:26:00,740 --> 00:26:02,203 People hire me to find out 704 00:26:02,209 --> 00:26:04,572 if their R&D guy would sell secrets. 705 00:26:04,578 --> 00:26:06,482 Or if a famous couple's nanny 706 00:26:06,507 --> 00:26:09,410 could be bribed for pictures of their kids. 707 00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:11,912 So whose loyalty were you testing at Cooper's company? 708 00:26:11,918 --> 00:26:13,351 That's privileged information. 709 00:26:15,786 --> 00:26:17,628 I just thought you'd want to know, we got calls 710 00:26:17,653 --> 00:26:19,387 about some kind of an illegal party at Lux. 711 00:26:19,393 --> 00:26:20,889 ♪ ♪ 712 00:26:20,895 --> 00:26:23,195 Oh... thanks. 713 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:28,634 (cheering) 714 00:26:33,441 --> 00:26:36,271 (music stops, crowd booing) 715 00:26:36,277 --> 00:26:39,140 Oh! 716 00:26:39,146 --> 00:26:41,376 Stormtroopers have arrived, everyone. 717 00:26:41,382 --> 00:26:43,345 Don't worry, I'll deal with the boys in blue. 718 00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:45,525 You are the boys in blue, aren't you? 719 00:26:45,550 --> 00:26:47,782 The strippers aren't due for another hour. 720 00:26:47,788 --> 00:26:49,548 (Lucifer chuckling, indistinct radio chatter) 721 00:26:50,691 --> 00:26:52,287 Detective. 722 00:26:52,293 --> 00:26:53,889 What are you doing with them? 723 00:26:53,895 --> 00:26:55,924 I know him. I'll handle this. 724 00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:56,925 You sure, Detective? 725 00:26:56,931 --> 00:26:58,426 CHLOE: I can reason with him. 726 00:26:58,432 --> 00:27:00,295 This doesn't need to be a scene, I got it. 727 00:27:00,301 --> 00:27:02,364 OFFICER: Okay, guys, let's go. 728 00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:05,204 Thanks, guys. 729 00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:12,411 Lucifer, what the hell were you thinking? 730 00:27:13,314 --> 00:27:15,210 I... 731 00:27:15,216 --> 00:27:19,180 (quietly): Turn the music back on, this place is dead. 732 00:27:19,186 --> 00:27:21,149 (chuckles) 733 00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:22,889 - (chuckles) - Well, you heard the lady. 734 00:27:22,895 --> 00:27:23,852 Crank it up! 735 00:27:23,858 --> 00:27:25,587 (cheering) 736 00:27:25,593 --> 00:27:27,656 Detective, 737 00:27:27,662 --> 00:27:29,257 does that mean you're on my side now? 738 00:27:29,263 --> 00:27:32,527 Lucifer, this is your home, I've always been on your side. 739 00:27:32,533 --> 00:27:33,895 Well, 740 00:27:33,901 --> 00:27:35,497 if you're gonna stay, come on, stay. 741 00:27:35,503 --> 00:27:37,132 - No, I don't want to dance. - No, no, no, come on. 742 00:27:37,138 --> 00:27:38,566 - You're the guest of honor now. - I don't want to... 743 00:27:38,572 --> 00:27:39,768 Come on! 744 00:27:39,774 --> 00:27:40,936 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now ♪ 745 00:27:40,942 --> 00:27:42,404 ♪ Yo! ¿Me frío o lo soplo? ♪ 746 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:45,307 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now ♪ 747 00:27:45,313 --> 00:27:46,908 ♪ Yo! ¿Me frío o lo soplo? ♪ 748 00:27:46,914 --> 00:27:49,476 ♪ If I go, there will be trouble ♪ 749 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,746 ♪Si me voy, va a haber peligro ♪ 750 00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:54,549 ♪ And if I stay it will be double ♪ 751 00:27:54,555 --> 00:27:56,184 ♪ Si me quedo, es doble ♪ 752 00:27:56,190 --> 00:27:58,720 He really does love this place, doesn't he? 753 00:27:58,726 --> 00:27:59,888 Yeah. 754 00:27:59,894 --> 00:28:01,690 This place. 755 00:28:01,696 --> 00:28:03,959 ♪ ¿Me frío o lo soplo? ♪ 756 00:28:03,965 --> 00:28:06,928 ♪ Should I stay or should I go now ♪ 757 00:28:06,934 --> 00:28:08,563 ♪ ¿Me frío o lo soplo? ♪ 758 00:28:08,569 --> 00:28:10,432 ♪ If I go, there will be trouble ♪ 759 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,133 (faded): ♪Si me voy, va a haber peligro ♪ 760 00:28:12,139 --> 00:28:14,135 ♪ And if I stay it will be double ♪ 761 00:28:14,141 --> 00:28:15,904 ♪ Si me quedo, es doble ♪ 762 00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:19,040 My son was right about you, Doctor. 763 00:28:19,046 --> 00:28:20,241 You are 764 00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:22,081 quite insightful. 765 00:28:30,061 --> 00:28:31,341 You know, for a moment there, 766 00:28:31,347 --> 00:28:33,510 you were actually having fun, Detective. 767 00:28:33,516 --> 00:28:34,645 Ooh. 768 00:28:34,651 --> 00:28:36,079 Obviously it was temporary insanity 769 00:28:36,085 --> 00:28:39,349 as now you're back at work. 770 00:28:39,355 --> 00:28:42,051 Well, as any parent knows the best time to get things done 771 00:28:42,076 --> 00:28:43,791 is when everyone else is asleep. 772 00:28:44,994 --> 00:28:46,490 So, what have we got? 773 00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:48,859 Well, I've been going through these payments 774 00:28:48,865 --> 00:28:51,228 to our professional tempter, and none of them match up 775 00:28:51,234 --> 00:28:54,464 to the timing of any of Cooper's new hires. 776 00:28:54,470 --> 00:28:57,601 I just can't figure out who they were investigating. 777 00:28:57,607 --> 00:29:00,204 Riveting, but I meant what have we got to prevent my club 778 00:29:00,210 --> 00:29:02,673 from being bulldozed into a Cinnabon? 779 00:29:02,679 --> 00:29:06,410 Lucifer, I'm sorry but that trick that I pulled last night 780 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:08,011 is only gonna work once. 781 00:29:08,017 --> 00:29:10,414 I can't see another way to save this place. 782 00:29:10,420 --> 00:29:13,450 Well, then, we need to look harder, Detective. 783 00:29:13,456 --> 00:29:15,018 This is about more than me. 784 00:29:15,024 --> 00:29:17,521 I mean, do you know the history of sin in this place? 785 00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:18,722 It was a, an institution 786 00:29:18,728 --> 00:29:21,191 decades before I ran it. 787 00:29:21,197 --> 00:29:22,259 Th-that crack 788 00:29:22,265 --> 00:29:23,527 in that mirror there. 789 00:29:23,533 --> 00:29:24,995 That crack is still there 790 00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:28,098 from when Ava Gardner threw a scotch glass at Sinatra's head. 791 00:29:28,104 --> 00:29:29,466 - (chuckles) - Hmm. 792 00:29:29,472 --> 00:29:32,269 Underneath here there's prohibition tunnels everywhere. 793 00:29:32,275 --> 00:29:34,304 Howard Hughes used to use them to sneak his mistresses 794 00:29:34,310 --> 00:29:36,540 away from his other mistresses. 795 00:29:36,546 --> 00:29:38,041 And that stool that you're sitting on, 796 00:29:38,047 --> 00:29:39,676 that very stool, Detective, 797 00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:41,144 this may disturb and titillate you... 798 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,946 We have to go see Simon Halbrooks again. 799 00:29:42,952 --> 00:29:44,081 I think I know 800 00:29:44,087 --> 00:29:46,516 - who he had Cooper looking into. - Well, I'm sorry, 801 00:29:46,522 --> 00:29:48,485 I can't leave Lux undefended. 802 00:29:48,491 --> 00:29:50,120 Really? 803 00:29:50,126 --> 00:29:51,259 Okay. 804 00:29:54,330 --> 00:29:55,692 Eleanor Bloom's entire 805 00:29:55,698 --> 00:29:58,428 moving crew is passed out on your floor. 806 00:29:58,434 --> 00:30:02,165 The police aren't gonna be here for at least another day. 807 00:30:02,171 --> 00:30:05,035 Lux is fine. 808 00:30:05,041 --> 00:30:07,504 I really need your help here. 809 00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:10,073 Really? 810 00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:11,875 (ice cubes rattling in glass) 811 00:30:11,881 --> 00:30:16,717 (laughter and indistinct conversations) 812 00:30:18,955 --> 00:30:23,587 You don't trust her, either, do you? 813 00:30:23,593 --> 00:30:25,122 It's not what you think, Maze. 814 00:30:25,128 --> 00:30:26,490 Listen, when I first came to Earth, 815 00:30:26,496 --> 00:30:28,725 I made certain mistakes, all right? 816 00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:31,337 I'm just making sure Mom doesn't make the same ones. 817 00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:32,796 That's it. I'm protecting her. 818 00:30:32,802 --> 00:30:34,397 (Maze chuckles) 819 00:30:34,422 --> 00:30:35,784 Right. 820 00:30:36,005 --> 00:30:39,569 She didn't tell you who she was meeting, did she? 821 00:30:39,575 --> 00:30:41,471 So who do you think it is, hmm? 822 00:30:41,477 --> 00:30:43,006 An assassin? 823 00:30:43,012 --> 00:30:44,308 A terrorist? 824 00:30:44,314 --> 00:30:47,311 I'm quite sure it's no one so dramatic. 825 00:30:47,317 --> 00:30:49,550 ♪ ♪ 826 00:30:52,522 --> 00:30:55,052 (exhaling) Oh... 827 00:30:55,058 --> 00:30:57,721 I did not see that coming. 828 00:30:57,727 --> 00:31:00,223 ♪ A little lime, little lime ♪ 829 00:31:00,229 --> 00:31:02,459 ♪ Little sugar with the vodka on the side ♪ 830 00:31:04,223 --> 00:31:05,797 I saw a sadness in you. 831 00:31:05,803 --> 00:31:07,498 A sadness and a strength. 832 00:31:07,504 --> 00:31:09,000 Look, I know this is 833 00:31:09,006 --> 00:31:10,501 forward of me but... 834 00:31:10,507 --> 00:31:12,136 you want to grab a drink in my room? 835 00:31:12,142 --> 00:31:16,274 I mean I probably shouldn't. 836 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,076 Oh, you definitely shouldn't. 837 00:31:18,082 --> 00:31:19,444 I mean, I'm all for 838 00:31:19,450 --> 00:31:21,045 examining your innermost desires, 839 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:23,514 but at least examine your options first. 840 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:24,849 Uh, hey, buddy. 841 00:31:24,855 --> 00:31:25,990 I'm working here. 842 00:31:26,015 --> 00:31:27,919 Indeed you are, in that it's literally 843 00:31:27,925 --> 00:31:29,153 your job to seduce her, 844 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,388 and report back to her fiancée's 845 00:31:30,394 --> 00:31:31,756 wealthy parents. 846 00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:33,858 Or am I wrong? 847 00:31:33,864 --> 00:31:36,194 - (scoffs) - Mm. 848 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:37,995 Oh, something I said? 849 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:40,365 You don't just tempt potential employees, Simon. 850 00:31:40,371 --> 00:31:43,034 You also go after potential spouses. 851 00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:44,535 Dean Cooper's payments started 852 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:46,971 to you just after his son got engaged to Christi. 853 00:31:46,977 --> 00:31:48,577 Care to explain? 854 00:31:51,615 --> 00:31:52,643 It's true. 855 00:31:52,649 --> 00:31:54,746 Old Man Cooper didn't trust Christi. 856 00:31:54,752 --> 00:31:56,280 She came from Nowheresville, Michigan, 857 00:31:56,286 --> 00:31:58,486 where they put cars on blocks in yards. 858 00:31:58,511 --> 00:32:00,184 So Dean Cooper thought she was after his son's money, 859 00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:02,720 and hired you to prove that she was just a gold digger? 860 00:32:02,726 --> 00:32:03,955 And I approached her. 861 00:32:03,961 --> 00:32:07,258 Rented Bentley, fake Rolex, the whole nine yards. 862 00:32:07,264 --> 00:32:08,559 I laid it on thick. 863 00:32:08,565 --> 00:32:09,861 And? Did she sleep with you? 864 00:32:09,867 --> 00:32:11,529 She passed. 865 00:32:11,535 --> 00:32:12,864 She stayed faithful. 866 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,899 What, you couldn't seduce her with your fake Rolex? 867 00:32:14,905 --> 00:32:16,734 - Well, color me shocked. - (chuckles) 868 00:32:16,740 --> 00:32:18,936 Hey, man, my success rate is pretty high. 869 00:32:18,942 --> 00:32:21,072 She was really in love with her fiancée. 870 00:32:21,078 --> 00:32:22,526 It happens sometimes. 871 00:32:22,551 --> 00:32:24,887 So if she didn't cheat, then what happened with Dean Cooper? 872 00:32:24,911 --> 00:32:26,377 I told the old man the truth. 873 00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:28,045 But it didn't matter, he didn't like her. 874 00:32:28,051 --> 00:32:30,283 Even if there was no evidence of her cheating, 875 00:32:30,308 --> 00:32:33,551 he wanted me to... make some. 876 00:32:33,557 --> 00:32:34,719 "Make some?" 877 00:32:34,725 --> 00:32:36,254 I photoshopped pictures of her 878 00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,454 in some compromising positions. 879 00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:41,058 What? 880 00:32:41,064 --> 00:32:42,305 It was a lot of money. 881 00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:44,228 So Dean Cooper tried to blackmail Christi 882 00:32:44,234 --> 00:32:45,630 into breaking off her engagement 883 00:32:45,636 --> 00:32:47,265 with fake proof of her cheating? 884 00:32:47,290 --> 00:32:49,534 That's some serious motive for murder. 885 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:51,269 LUCIFER: The poor girl was just trying to find 886 00:32:51,275 --> 00:32:52,403 a place to belong. 887 00:32:52,409 --> 00:32:54,572 And you, you vile insect, 888 00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:56,174 took that away from her. 889 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,341 If you ask me, she killed the wrong man. 890 00:32:57,347 --> 00:32:58,743 Lucifer, come on. 891 00:32:58,749 --> 00:32:59,977 All right. Detective, 892 00:32:59,983 --> 00:33:02,547 this man is a professional homewrecker! 893 00:33:02,553 --> 00:33:03,681 And when it gets out, what he's done, 894 00:33:03,687 --> 00:33:04,816 he will be out of business. 895 00:33:04,822 --> 00:33:07,084 That will have to be punishment enough. 896 00:33:07,090 --> 00:33:08,886 Please. 897 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:11,193 Very well, Detective. 898 00:33:18,035 --> 00:33:19,197 DAN: I'm not gonna lie. 899 00:33:19,203 --> 00:33:20,364 I was, um... 900 00:33:20,370 --> 00:33:22,834 I was pretty surprised when you called me. 901 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:24,402 Even more surprised 902 00:33:24,408 --> 00:33:26,170 you actually invited me out. (chuckles) 903 00:33:26,176 --> 00:33:29,273 You know, as soon as I walked into that interrogation room, 904 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,446 I felt a spark between us. 905 00:33:34,184 --> 00:33:35,246 Yeah? 906 00:33:35,252 --> 00:33:36,714 Me, too. 907 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,416 I'm surprised you're still single. 908 00:33:38,422 --> 00:33:41,456 - (chuckling) - Lucky me. 909 00:33:42,993 --> 00:33:44,493 Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, 910 00:33:44,518 --> 00:33:46,491 I've been a little bit gun-shy 911 00:33:46,497 --> 00:33:47,959 about the whole dating thing. 912 00:33:47,965 --> 00:33:49,794 You know, since my split. 913 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:52,296 No, I understand. 914 00:33:52,302 --> 00:33:55,366 I went through a bad breakup, myself. 915 00:33:55,372 --> 00:33:57,335 Honestly, I was in Hell 916 00:33:57,341 --> 00:33:58,669 for what felt like forever. 917 00:33:58,675 --> 00:34:00,371 (chuckles) 918 00:34:00,377 --> 00:34:02,444 I've only recently come back. 919 00:34:05,182 --> 00:34:07,678 What happened with you two? 920 00:34:07,684 --> 00:34:09,013 Was there someone else? 921 00:34:09,019 --> 00:34:10,348 No, no. 922 00:34:10,354 --> 00:34:12,383 No, nothing like that. 923 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:13,684 But... 924 00:34:13,690 --> 00:34:15,790 But? 925 00:34:16,727 --> 00:34:18,656 (sighs) 926 00:34:18,662 --> 00:34:20,591 (smacks lips) Well, there's this-this guy 927 00:34:20,597 --> 00:34:22,460 that she spends a lot of time with. 928 00:34:22,466 --> 00:34:25,296 And he definitely has a thing for her, but I... 929 00:34:25,302 --> 00:34:28,299 I mean, I don't know if it's reciprocated, but... 930 00:34:28,305 --> 00:34:31,406 - you know, I... - Go on. 931 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,706 I think you were right, Maze. 932 00:34:35,712 --> 00:34:38,643 They must be discussing some evil, terrible plans. 933 00:34:38,649 --> 00:34:39,977 And we must stop them. 934 00:34:39,983 --> 00:34:42,813 No, let's let it play out. 935 00:34:42,819 --> 00:34:43,652 Just to be safe. 936 00:34:44,588 --> 00:34:45,687 (sighs) 937 00:34:48,158 --> 00:34:50,154 Wow. You know, 938 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,890 I haven't really had anyone to... 939 00:34:52,896 --> 00:34:54,992 talk about my ex with. 940 00:34:54,998 --> 00:34:56,894 And it feels really good to get it out. 941 00:34:56,900 --> 00:34:59,764 Yes, it certainly does clarify things. 942 00:34:59,770 --> 00:35:01,699 Whoa, whoa, uh, wait, 943 00:35:01,705 --> 00:35:02,700 I'm so sorry. 944 00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:04,468 I, um, 945 00:35:04,474 --> 00:35:06,637 I totally over-shared, didn't I? 946 00:35:06,643 --> 00:35:08,364 - (chuckles softly) - I... 947 00:35:08,389 --> 00:35:09,707 I haven't done this in a while. 948 00:35:09,713 --> 00:35:11,375 And... (chuckles) 949 00:35:11,381 --> 00:35:13,511 I screwed it up. 950 00:35:13,517 --> 00:35:17,285 Well, I suppose I do have some time and... 951 00:35:18,221 --> 00:35:20,384 ...you are fairly attractive. 952 00:35:20,390 --> 00:35:23,525 (chuckling): What? 953 00:35:26,997 --> 00:35:28,964 Oh... (chuckles) 954 00:35:32,302 --> 00:35:33,735 (camera snaps) 955 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,119 (chuckling): Oh, that's a keeper. 956 00:35:38,408 --> 00:35:39,437 Come on, let's go. 957 00:35:39,443 --> 00:35:40,738 I know where he lives. 958 00:35:40,744 --> 00:35:42,840 I'm not gonna go watch my mother make out with Dan! 959 00:35:42,846 --> 00:35:44,342 They're not gonna make out. 960 00:35:44,348 --> 00:35:46,544 They're gonna... (moans) 961 00:35:46,550 --> 00:35:48,946 I know what they're gonna go do, Maze! 962 00:35:48,952 --> 00:35:50,982 Fine. I'll report back. 963 00:35:50,988 --> 00:35:52,350 Maze, stop. 964 00:35:52,356 --> 00:35:53,818 This is just a... 965 00:35:53,824 --> 00:35:55,786 an innocent date. 966 00:35:55,792 --> 00:35:57,154 An innocent date? 967 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:59,724 - With Chloe's ex? - Yeah, they're colleagues. 968 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:01,158 She was in Hell for thousands of years, 969 00:36:01,164 --> 00:36:03,184 and he's a good enough looking... guy. 970 00:36:03,209 --> 00:36:04,895 Please don't make me explain this any more. 971 00:36:04,901 --> 00:36:08,703 (giggles) But it is so much fun to torture you. 972 00:36:09,606 --> 00:36:11,235 Look, 973 00:36:11,241 --> 00:36:13,070 I'm not gonna interfere with my mother 974 00:36:13,076 --> 00:36:15,806 enjoying a little bit of happiness. 975 00:36:15,812 --> 00:36:17,912 Please. 976 00:36:20,217 --> 00:36:22,513 Fine. 977 00:36:22,519 --> 00:36:24,548 It's not like I wanted to watch, anyway. 978 00:36:24,554 --> 00:36:26,150 Even I have my limits. 979 00:36:26,156 --> 00:36:28,623 (chuckles) 980 00:36:44,408 --> 00:36:46,937 (phone dialing) 981 00:36:46,943 --> 00:36:48,005 It's me. 982 00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:50,775 Forget the building, I need a smaller charge. 983 00:36:50,781 --> 00:36:53,314 For say, one person. 984 00:36:54,217 --> 00:36:56,147 Don't worry about that. 985 00:36:56,153 --> 00:36:58,753 I'm going to do this one myself. 986 00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:11,872 (doorbell rings) 987 00:37:13,826 --> 00:37:15,486 Mr. Cooper, sorry to bother you. 988 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:17,040 We just have a few more questions. 989 00:37:17,046 --> 00:37:18,808 Can your fiancée vouch for your whereabouts 990 00:37:18,814 --> 00:37:20,577 the morning your father was killed? 991 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:24,547 No, she was out looking for a venue for the wedding. 992 00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:25,481 Why? 993 00:37:25,487 --> 00:37:27,116 - Well... - CHRISTI: What is this? 994 00:37:27,122 --> 00:37:29,219 I thought Eric had been cleared of the charges. 995 00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:30,386 Oh, he has. 996 00:37:30,392 --> 00:37:31,654 Because we now know that you're the one 997 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:33,274 who killed your father-in-law, Christi. 998 00:37:33,299 --> 00:37:34,123 What? 999 00:37:34,129 --> 00:37:35,925 CHLOE: Eric's father created fake evidence 1000 00:37:35,931 --> 00:37:38,428 that you were cheating and tried to blackmail you into leaving. 1001 00:37:38,434 --> 00:37:39,495 And then he had 1002 00:37:39,501 --> 00:37:42,265 a little champagne toast to evil while he did it. 1003 00:37:42,271 --> 00:37:44,312 No wonder you wanted to jam it down his throat. 1004 00:37:44,337 --> 00:37:45,134 I... 1005 00:37:45,140 --> 00:37:46,603 No. 1006 00:37:46,609 --> 00:37:47,808 No, I did it. 1007 00:37:48,531 --> 00:37:50,173 My father, he-he showed me the evidence 1008 00:37:50,179 --> 00:37:52,842 and I knew it was fake. 1009 00:37:52,848 --> 00:37:54,711 Christi would never... 1010 00:37:54,717 --> 00:37:57,180 And-and the fact that he would... 1011 00:37:57,186 --> 00:38:00,383 stoop so low, I couldn't help myself. 1012 00:38:00,389 --> 00:38:01,784 I flew into a rage. 1013 00:38:01,790 --> 00:38:03,453 Well, if that's the case, 1014 00:38:03,459 --> 00:38:05,088 Eric Cooper, you're under arrest... 1015 00:38:05,094 --> 00:38:06,260 No! 1016 00:38:07,496 --> 00:38:09,592 It was me. It happened 1017 00:38:09,598 --> 00:38:10,793 all like you said. 1018 00:38:10,799 --> 00:38:12,028 Christi... 1019 00:38:12,034 --> 00:38:13,963 I'm-I'm the one who did it, not Eric. 1020 00:38:13,969 --> 00:38:15,031 I think he did it. 1021 00:38:15,037 --> 00:38:16,966 You two realize that if you confess to this crime, 1022 00:38:16,972 --> 00:38:18,839 there's a good chance you both will go to jail? 1023 00:38:20,681 --> 00:38:22,205 Whatever we face, 1024 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:24,574 we face together. 1025 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:27,154 LUCIFER: I don't understand. 1026 00:38:27,179 --> 00:38:29,902 The one of you who didn't do it, you'll lose everything. 1027 00:38:31,754 --> 00:38:33,887 No, we won't. 1028 00:38:41,130 --> 00:38:42,859 No one was willing to stand next to you 1029 00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:44,260 in front of the bulldozers? 1030 00:38:44,266 --> 00:38:46,696 (laughs) No. 1031 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,331 No, I sent everybody home. 1032 00:38:48,337 --> 00:38:49,599 (inhales deeply) 1033 00:38:49,605 --> 00:38:52,869 Thought I'd say my good-byes on my own. 1034 00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:54,804 Good-byes? 1035 00:38:54,810 --> 00:38:57,050 I thought you were gonna fight for this place. 1036 00:38:57,075 --> 00:38:59,475 Well, it occurred to me that 1037 00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:01,678 much as I love this place, uh, 1038 00:39:01,684 --> 00:39:04,447 I can always build a new one. 1039 00:39:04,472 --> 00:39:06,792 I mean, it wasn't the walls that made it my home. 1040 00:39:06,817 --> 00:39:08,851 The people. 1041 00:39:08,857 --> 00:39:09,852 Yes. 1042 00:39:09,858 --> 00:39:11,487 Well, the women. 1043 00:39:11,493 --> 00:39:14,157 But they'll flock to any new place I go to, so... 1044 00:39:14,163 --> 00:39:15,291 Hmm. 1045 00:39:15,297 --> 00:39:20,300 Well, that makes this sort of anticlimactic. 1046 00:39:21,236 --> 00:39:23,099 But Lux has been named 1047 00:39:23,105 --> 00:39:26,102 a Heritage Site by Los Angeles County. 1048 00:39:26,108 --> 00:39:27,070 Detective, is this... 1049 00:39:27,076 --> 00:39:28,871 I had a friend in the city council 1050 00:39:28,877 --> 00:39:29,872 push it through. 1051 00:39:29,878 --> 00:39:31,107 And I used your, uh, 1052 00:39:31,113 --> 00:39:33,076 little history lesson as inspiration. 1053 00:39:33,082 --> 00:39:34,844 Lux is protected now. 1054 00:39:34,850 --> 00:39:37,680 It can't be demolished for development. 1055 00:39:37,686 --> 00:39:40,083 Detective, you... 1056 00:39:40,089 --> 00:39:42,585 (chuckles) 1057 00:39:42,591 --> 00:39:44,424 you saved my home. 1058 00:39:45,061 --> 00:39:46,856 Well, you'd still have to buy it back 1059 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:49,559 from Eleanor Bloom, I'm sure well above market price. 1060 00:39:49,565 --> 00:39:51,794 But... (sighs) 1061 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,829 you can afford it. 1062 00:39:52,835 --> 00:39:53,967 (chuckles) 1063 00:39:55,904 --> 00:39:57,500 I... 1064 00:39:57,506 --> 00:39:59,369 I-I mean, I simply don't know what to say. 1065 00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:01,104 I'm-I'm normally the one doing the favors. 1066 00:40:01,110 --> 00:40:03,006 And for a price. 1067 00:40:03,012 --> 00:40:05,278 Friends help each other out. 1068 00:40:08,017 --> 00:40:09,012 Yeah, well, 1069 00:40:09,018 --> 00:40:11,414 let me at least buy you dinner tonight. 1070 00:40:11,420 --> 00:40:12,415 To celebrate. 1071 00:40:12,421 --> 00:40:14,417 I know this amazing steakhouse 1072 00:40:14,423 --> 00:40:16,619 and-and the chef's an absolute artist in the kitchen. 1073 00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,954 I mean, he's also a degenerate gambler 1074 00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,059 and owes me a favor. 1075 00:40:20,389 --> 00:40:21,691 Otherwise, you'll just go home 1076 00:40:21,716 --> 00:40:23,450 and eat one of those poisonous sandwiches 1077 00:40:23,475 --> 00:40:25,228 you get from the vending machine at work. 1078 00:40:25,234 --> 00:40:27,730 Come on, Detective. 1079 00:40:27,736 --> 00:40:29,536 Friends help each other out. 1080 00:40:30,439 --> 00:40:32,101 She saved Lux. 1081 00:40:32,107 --> 00:40:34,137 No strings attached. 1082 00:40:34,143 --> 00:40:36,139 I-I didn't even ask. 1083 00:40:36,145 --> 00:40:37,607 LINDA: Well, Chloe saw that your home 1084 00:40:37,613 --> 00:40:39,909 is a very important place to you. 1085 00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,978 Does it really surprise you 1086 00:40:41,984 --> 00:40:43,911 that she'd want to help you protect it? 1087 00:40:43,936 --> 00:40:45,314 (scoffs) Well, I... 1088 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,649 People make gestures like that 1089 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:47,950 all the time. 1090 00:40:47,956 --> 00:40:50,653 You just saw two people go to jail for each other. 1091 00:40:50,659 --> 00:40:52,622 But those people were clearly insane. 1092 00:40:52,628 --> 00:40:54,426 Now their home is a jail cell. 1093 00:40:54,451 --> 00:40:57,827 You realized earlier that "home" meant more to you than Lux. 1094 00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:59,262 That you could lose Lux 1095 00:40:59,268 --> 00:41:00,730 and still have a place here. 1096 00:41:00,736 --> 00:41:02,398 Because Los Angeles is my home. 1097 00:41:02,404 --> 00:41:03,666 Lux or no. 1098 00:41:03,672 --> 00:41:06,469 Are you sure that's what you were really looking for? 1099 00:41:06,475 --> 00:41:08,571 Well, what else would it be? 1100 00:41:08,577 --> 00:41:09,972 Something occurred to me 1101 00:41:09,978 --> 00:41:11,307 when you introduced me to your mother. 1102 00:41:11,313 --> 00:41:12,942 Why is it that 1103 00:41:12,948 --> 00:41:14,710 I'm the only human in your life 1104 00:41:14,716 --> 00:41:16,712 who knows who you really are? 1105 00:41:16,718 --> 00:41:18,481 Because you asked me, remember? 1106 00:41:18,487 --> 00:41:20,249 You insisted that I show you. 1107 00:41:20,255 --> 00:41:23,152 Detective Decker has asked you many times. 1108 00:41:23,158 --> 00:41:24,620 And I always tell her the truth. 1109 00:41:24,626 --> 00:41:26,456 But you know she doesn't believe you. 1110 00:41:26,462 --> 00:41:28,191 You could show her 1111 00:41:28,197 --> 00:41:30,460 your true face, 1112 00:41:30,466 --> 00:41:31,932 but you don't. 1113 00:41:33,368 --> 00:41:35,235 Why is that? 1114 00:41:37,206 --> 00:41:38,835 Do you think it's because 1115 00:41:38,841 --> 00:41:41,037 you might be afraid 1116 00:41:41,043 --> 00:41:42,505 of how she might react? 1117 00:41:42,511 --> 00:41:44,440 Because you care 1118 00:41:44,446 --> 00:41:46,876 that much about what she thinks of you? 1119 00:41:46,882 --> 00:41:48,478 No, I-I-I'm sorry. 1120 00:41:48,484 --> 00:41:49,879 Doctor, I don't really understand 1121 00:41:49,885 --> 00:41:51,080 where you're going with this. 1122 00:41:51,086 --> 00:41:53,683 I think you did come to Los Angeles 1123 00:41:53,689 --> 00:41:55,151 looking for something. 1124 00:41:55,157 --> 00:41:58,087 But I also think you've stopped. 1125 00:41:58,093 --> 00:42:01,094 Because maybe you've found it. 1126 00:42:02,631 --> 00:42:05,928 ♪ Devil devil ♪ 1127 00:42:05,934 --> 00:42:08,431 ♪ Hmm ♪ 1128 00:42:08,437 --> 00:42:12,135 ♪ Bones of metal metal ♪ 1129 00:42:12,141 --> 00:42:15,438 ♪ Hmm ♪ 1130 00:42:15,444 --> 00:42:17,473 ♪ You torture saints ♪ 1131 00:42:17,479 --> 00:42:22,178 ♪ With a single glance ♪ 1132 00:42:22,184 --> 00:42:24,213 ♪ You make them think ♪ 1133 00:42:24,219 --> 00:42:28,217 ♪ They ever stood a chance ♪ 1134 00:42:28,223 --> 00:42:29,986 ♪ Do not try me ♪ 1135 00:42:29,992 --> 00:42:31,988 ♪ Devil devil ♪ 1136 00:42:31,994 --> 00:42:33,689 ♪ Cannot buy me ♪ 1137 00:42:33,695 --> 00:42:35,925 ♪ Devil devil ♪ 1138 00:42:35,931 --> 00:42:39,495 ♪ You won't make a fool of me ♪ 1139 00:42:39,501 --> 00:42:42,298 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1140 00:42:42,304 --> 00:42:46,135 ♪ What makes you so special special ♪ 1141 00:42:46,141 --> 00:42:48,971 ♪ To think I would ever settle ♪ 1142 00:42:48,977 --> 00:42:50,673 ♪ Do not try me ♪ 1143 00:42:50,679 --> 00:42:52,441 ♪ Devil devil ♪ 1144 00:42:52,447 --> 00:42:54,010 ♪ You cannot buy me ♪ 1145 00:42:54,016 --> 00:42:55,478 ♪ Devil devil ♪ 1146 00:42:55,484 --> 00:42:59,582 ♪ You won't make a fool of me ♪ 1147 00:42:59,588 --> 00:43:01,417 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1148 00:43:01,423 --> 00:43:02,752 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1149 00:43:02,758 --> 00:43:05,788 ♪ What makes you so special special ♪ 1150 00:43:05,794 --> 00:43:08,524 - (beeping) - ♪ To think I would ever settle ♪ 1151 00:43:08,530 --> 00:43:12,195 ♪ For that devious dance ♪ 1152 00:43:12,201 --> 00:43:14,197 ♪ Between me ♪ 1153 00:43:14,203 --> 00:43:18,530 ♪ And the devil devil. ♪ 1154 00:43:18,555 --> 00:43:21,580 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --