1 00:00:00,043 --> 00:00:03,634 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,277 Hey! Hey! 3 00:00:33,670 --> 00:00:34,939 What are you doing? I'm standing here! 4 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,162 - I was here first! - I don't care, I'm getting the cab! 5 00:00:37,231 --> 00:00:39,978 - What? You upstream me? - Everybody upstreams, you idiot. 6 00:00:40,055 --> 00:00:42,097 You don't stand there like a cab gas. 7 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:44,136 That's anarchy! We need some rules! 8 00:00:52,353 --> 00:00:54,357 Come on, come on! You got it, you got it, 9 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:55,801 you got it, you got it, you got it. 10 00:00:56,899 --> 00:00:59,383 All right. We'll do one more. 11 00:00:59,620 --> 00:01:00,498 - What? - Last one, last one. 12 00:01:00,582 --> 00:01:02,218 - This was the last one. - No, last one, last one. 13 00:01:02,291 --> 00:01:03,463 You said one more, I did one more. 14 00:01:03,538 --> 00:01:05,463 Okay, all right. How is your shoulder? 15 00:01:05,529 --> 00:01:06,827 - You seem like... - Shoulder feels good. 16 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:09,521 - I swear. Great job, fantastic. - Great. Thank you. 17 00:01:09,609 --> 00:01:11,828 - Tomorrow? - Tomorrow. 2 o'clock, same time. 18 00:01:11,912 --> 00:01:13,470 - Beautiful. - Just pump me up. 19 00:01:14,671 --> 00:01:16,721 - Nice. See you. - See you. Thanks. 20 00:01:20,790 --> 00:01:24,404 - My shoulder feels fantastic. - What are you doing? 21 00:01:24,490 --> 00:01:26,954 This new trainer, completely cured me. 22 00:01:27,082 --> 00:01:30,029 He massages it, he gives exercises for it. 23 00:01:30,552 --> 00:01:31,835 I don't like trainers, not into them. 24 00:01:31,870 --> 00:01:34,071 I don't like being told what to do. 25 00:01:34,105 --> 00:01:36,339 Yeah, right. That's why you married Susie? 26 00:01:36,374 --> 00:01:37,841 Yes, that's-- 27 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,442 'Cause she doesn't tell you what to do. 28 00:01:39,476 --> 00:01:40,972 All right, I got the point. I got the point. 29 00:01:41,007 --> 00:01:42,966 No wonder why you don't like being told what to do. 30 00:01:43,001 --> 00:01:45,615 What I was saying was I don't like trainers 'cause I don't want more people... 31 00:01:45,649 --> 00:01:48,673 - You don't want more people telling you what to do. - Yeah, that's what it is. 32 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,250 I stink. 33 00:01:51,284 --> 00:01:52,865 We really gotta get going, man. 34 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,440 Where the hell are you taking me? 35 00:01:54,474 --> 00:01:56,554 I'm taking you to an inventor. 36 00:01:56,588 --> 00:01:58,131 What do they invent? 37 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,703 I have no idea what he's invented 38 00:01:59,738 --> 00:02:01,613 or what he's about to invent or what's going on. 39 00:02:01,648 --> 00:02:03,389 So what, he's pitching us his inventions? 40 00:02:03,423 --> 00:02:06,133 My cousin, all his friends say this guy is brilliant. 41 00:02:06,167 --> 00:02:07,974 - I'm an inventor. - You're not an inventor. 42 00:02:08,008 --> 00:02:09,344 I have a million ideas for things. 43 00:02:09,378 --> 00:02:11,184 That doesn't mean you're an inventor. 44 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,524 - I just don't know how to implement it. - What have you invented? 45 00:02:13,558 --> 00:02:15,197 A ski that comes in two pieces. 46 00:02:15,231 --> 00:02:17,804 You screw it on, okay? Like a pool cue. 47 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,612 - Wait a minute. A ski that you screw on? - A ski, yes yes. 48 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:23,320 So you don't have to carry these big giant skis around. 49 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:26,696 - Where do I buy that? - Like I said, I need the implementer. 50 00:02:26,731 --> 00:02:28,102 Okay, you're an idea man. 51 00:02:28,136 --> 00:02:30,007 Go with me on that one. You're an idea man. 52 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:33,081 I'm an idea man who comes up with inventions. 53 00:02:33,115 --> 00:02:35,486 No, there are no inventions in your world. 54 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,822 Well, that's an invention. 55 00:02:36,856 --> 00:02:39,462 The ski that comes in two pieces is an invention. 56 00:02:39,496 --> 00:02:42,035 - That's an invention. - If you implement it. 57 00:02:42,069 --> 00:02:45,741 Well, we have a difference of opinion on implementation. 58 00:02:45,776 --> 00:02:47,246 All right, we gotta get going. 59 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,882 Literally a couple more balls 60 00:02:48,916 --> 00:02:50,753 and then we gotta go to the inventor. 61 00:02:50,787 --> 00:02:54,560 - There we go. - This is where I lost my virginity-- On this block. 62 00:02:54,595 --> 00:02:57,600 - You're kidding me. - Yeah, Great Jones and Lafayette. 63 00:02:57,634 --> 00:02:59,970 - You did not. You're lying. - Yeah, right in that building over there. 64 00:03:00,005 --> 00:03:02,508 - Shut up. You did not. - Yes, Susan Fleschner, swear to God. 65 00:03:02,543 --> 00:03:04,913 - Susan Fleschner? - Yeah, right in that building. 66 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:07,685 - That's unbelievable. - I know. 67 00:03:07,719 --> 00:03:09,788 The mirrors, which are at a 45° angle-- 68 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:12,360 There's a mirror on the bottom and a mirror on the top, right? 69 00:03:12,394 --> 00:03:14,364 That's how it works. And you just-- 70 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:16,368 You push a button in the car and it comes right up. 71 00:03:16,402 --> 00:03:19,305 - A car periscope. That's great. - A car periscope, exactly. 72 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:20,607 - You know what? - What? 73 00:03:20,641 --> 00:03:22,577 I've actually thought of that. 74 00:03:22,612 --> 00:03:24,581 I swear. I've been in cars 75 00:03:24,615 --> 00:03:26,985 and I wanted-- You know, I'm stuck in traffic 76 00:03:27,019 --> 00:03:29,123 and I'm thinking there should be a periscope. 77 00:03:29,158 --> 00:03:30,492 You thought of-- You actually thought of-- 78 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:32,863 Yeah, I honestly did. It's a great idea. 79 00:03:32,897 --> 00:03:35,100 - But you just didn't know what to do with the idea. - No, of course not. 80 00:03:35,134 --> 00:03:38,606 Anyway, so what I did was, I have a crude prototype, right, 81 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:41,677 I mean, kind of like this that I'd mounted in my own Volvo. 82 00:03:41,711 --> 00:03:43,580 I mean, I'd love for you to test-drive it. 83 00:03:43,614 --> 00:03:46,785 But what I'm looking to raise money for is this. 84 00:03:46,819 --> 00:03:50,324 Here we have a fully articulated antenna, okay? 85 00:03:50,358 --> 00:03:53,094 It's locked up into the car. You push a button on the dashboard. 86 00:03:53,129 --> 00:03:55,030 It comes up. Then a camera at the top 87 00:03:55,065 --> 00:03:57,234 sends a live image to a screen, onto the dashboard, 88 00:03:57,268 --> 00:03:59,838 just like if you put the car in reverse-- You know, you see that picture. 89 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:01,540 - Fantastic. - And let me ask you this question, 90 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,176 - Yes, sure. - Can you see over SUVs? 91 00:04:03,211 --> 00:04:05,913 Of course. This periscope 92 00:04:05,948 --> 00:04:08,451 is going to be on every single car in the world. 93 00:04:08,485 --> 00:04:10,421 Everyone wants to see where the traffic is. 94 00:04:10,455 --> 00:04:12,557 Everyone wants to see what's going on ahead of them. 95 00:04:12,592 --> 00:04:14,527 Remember these? 96 00:04:14,561 --> 00:04:17,197 Do you know a kid once stabbed me in class? 97 00:04:17,232 --> 00:04:18,766 - These things are dangerous. - Guess what, 98 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,803 With the pencil side, thank God. That side-- 99 00:04:20,837 --> 00:04:22,338 I wouldn't be here looking at your invention. 100 00:04:22,372 --> 00:04:25,476 You know what? I could make circles for, like, four hours. 101 00:04:25,510 --> 00:04:27,445 - Really? - I love these so much, yes. 102 00:04:27,479 --> 00:04:30,783 - The perfect circle. The perfect circle, come on. - Compass. 103 00:04:30,817 --> 00:04:32,752 So that's-- That's basically it. 104 00:04:32,786 --> 00:04:35,356 - Hey, I have an idea for something. - Yeah? 105 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,058 You know, when people go skiing, 106 00:04:37,093 --> 00:04:39,395 - the ski's, like, really long, right? - Yeah. 107 00:04:39,429 --> 00:04:43,567 I'm thinking like a ski that you screw in like a pool cue 108 00:04:43,601 --> 00:04:45,236 so it's easy to carry. 109 00:04:45,270 --> 00:04:46,838 What do you think? 110 00:04:46,872 --> 00:04:49,141 - Well, it's an idea. It's an idea. - Yeah. 111 00:04:49,175 --> 00:04:51,311 But that's not really an invention. 112 00:04:51,345 --> 00:04:53,313 Where do we come in on this? 113 00:04:53,348 --> 00:04:55,650 Well, so what I'm looking for is $250,000. 114 00:04:55,684 --> 00:04:57,585 - $250,000? - Seed money. 115 00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,588 That's basically it. 116 00:04:59,622 --> 00:05:01,457 Excuse me one second. 117 00:05:01,491 --> 00:05:04,127 Well, you know what? 118 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:07,699 You know, it's pretty-- I mean, I like it, but... 119 00:05:07,733 --> 00:05:10,837 It's a great idea, but really who is this guy? 120 00:05:10,871 --> 00:05:12,873 Why should we trust him? 121 00:05:12,907 --> 00:05:15,943 This could be a big, elaborate con game for all we know. 122 00:05:15,977 --> 00:05:17,545 You think it could be a con game? 123 00:05:17,579 --> 00:05:19,815 You know, look at "The Sting. " That's elaborate. 124 00:05:19,849 --> 00:05:22,752 I never saw it. I saw "The Sting II." 125 00:05:22,786 --> 00:05:24,954 You didn't see "The Sting"? 126 00:05:24,989 --> 00:05:28,258 - No, but "The Sting II," Jackie Gleason-- pretty good. - You saw "The Sting II"? 127 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:31,295 What kind of idiot sees "Sting II" and not "Sting I"? 128 00:05:31,330 --> 00:05:33,498 I don't remember back then, but I'm just telling you 129 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:35,333 I didn't see "Sting I". I saw "Sting II". 130 00:05:35,368 --> 00:05:37,202 You must be the only person in the world 131 00:05:37,237 --> 00:05:39,370 who saw "Sting II" and not "Sting I." 132 00:05:39,404 --> 00:05:41,605 - And didn't see "Sting I"? - Yeah, I would bet that you are. 133 00:05:41,639 --> 00:05:43,940 All right, look, here's what we'll tell him, 134 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:45,173 "We'll think about it." 135 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:48,475 - It's a great idea. - It is, I gotta say. 136 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:50,243 - Hey. - So what do you think? 137 00:05:50,277 --> 00:05:53,345 - We'll think about it. - Yeah yeah, we're gonna think about it. 138 00:05:53,379 --> 00:05:56,180 A little bit of investment is gonna go a long way. 139 00:05:56,215 --> 00:05:58,116 - Sounds exciting. - It's a very exciting project. 140 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,418 - Thank you. - I'm very-- I'm really excited about it. 141 00:06:00,452 --> 00:06:02,186 - Thanks. Very nice to meet you. - Yes, same. 142 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:04,788 - Hi. - Hi. 143 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,690 - Gaby. - Hi Gaby. Jeff. 144 00:06:06,724 --> 00:06:08,725 - Jeff, hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Larry. 145 00:06:08,759 --> 00:06:09,859 - Larry, hi. - Hi. 146 00:06:09,893 --> 00:06:12,494 Oh, I'm Ira's wife. 147 00:06:12,529 --> 00:06:14,463 Oh, okay okay. 148 00:06:14,497 --> 00:06:17,065 - Did you guys like the invention? - Sure, yes. 149 00:06:17,099 --> 00:06:18,766 - Hey honey. - Hi baby. 150 00:06:18,801 --> 00:06:20,535 Yes? Good good. Thank you. 151 00:06:20,569 --> 00:06:23,671 - Very clever. - Yeah, isn't it so cool? He is so talented. 152 00:06:23,705 --> 00:06:26,374 Yeah, we're gonna be thinking about it. We'll talk to you soon. 153 00:06:26,408 --> 00:06:28,642 - Okay, sounds great. - I think we can make a lot of money with it too. 154 00:06:28,677 --> 00:06:31,178 - I hope so. Nice meeting you. Take care. - Okay, take care. 155 00:06:31,212 --> 00:06:32,512 Nice to meet you. 156 00:06:32,547 --> 00:06:34,414 Thank you. Bye. 157 00:06:35,616 --> 00:06:38,150 - Nice job. - They're sweet, right? 158 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:43,555 Okay, can I tell you something? 159 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:46,858 Any questions I had about this guy 160 00:06:46,893 --> 00:06:48,760 were just answered. 161 00:06:48,794 --> 00:06:49,894 Without a doubt. 162 00:06:49,928 --> 00:06:51,896 He's smart. He's good-looking. 163 00:06:51,930 --> 00:06:54,665 He can have anybody. He chose her. 164 00:06:54,699 --> 00:06:56,433 That tells you everything you need to know. 165 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:57,868 This guy's got integrity. 166 00:06:57,902 --> 00:06:59,569 I trust him now. 167 00:06:59,603 --> 00:07:01,170 - I trust him completely. - I trust him. 168 00:07:01,205 --> 00:07:02,705 - You trust him too? - I do, absolutely. 169 00:07:02,739 --> 00:07:05,908 You know what? We need to test-drive it though. 170 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,743 - All right, let's go tell him. - We gotta test the prototype. 171 00:07:11,647 --> 00:07:13,681 You two are a couple of schmucks, 172 00:07:13,715 --> 00:07:15,081 - you know that? - What? 173 00:07:15,116 --> 00:07:17,851 This looks like an eighth-grade science experiment, 174 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:20,320 this thing. That's what it looks like. 175 00:07:20,354 --> 00:07:22,388 - It's not what it's gonna be. - What is it gonna be? 176 00:07:22,422 --> 00:07:25,490 No, there's gonna be an antenna with a camera attached 177 00:07:25,525 --> 00:07:27,525 and you'll see it on the screen in the front. 178 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,126 Yeah, and how much money is that gonna cost? 179 00:07:29,161 --> 00:07:31,161 I don't know. 180 00:07:31,196 --> 00:07:32,396 I don't trust him. 181 00:07:32,430 --> 00:07:34,865 Oh, we're never gonna get to the party. 182 00:07:34,899 --> 00:07:36,933 Look at this-- Standstill traffic. 183 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:39,169 What's all this? What's causing this? 184 00:07:39,203 --> 00:07:41,171 Oh hey. 185 00:07:41,205 --> 00:07:42,471 Oh! 186 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:48,643 - All right, you're not gonna believe this. - What? 187 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,645 We've got a garbage truck at 12,00. 188 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,513 You go to your left. Go to your left. 189 00:07:52,548 --> 00:07:54,148 - What, seriously? - Really? 190 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:55,782 - Go to your left! - All right, I'm going. 191 00:07:55,817 --> 00:07:57,817 - You really see something? - Yeah. 192 00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:59,819 - Oh! - Oh my God! 193 00:07:59,853 --> 00:08:02,155 - Look at this! - Yeah! 194 00:08:02,189 --> 00:08:04,624 I see the garbage truck. Unbelievable. Wow. 195 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:07,059 - We're moving. - Yeah! 196 00:08:07,093 --> 00:08:08,627 I'm willing to admit I'm wrong. 197 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,295 This might really be a real thing. 198 00:08:10,329 --> 00:08:13,264 That was unbelievable. 199 00:08:17,503 --> 00:08:19,570 It's so great to see you here in New York. It's like a treat. 200 00:08:19,605 --> 00:08:23,107 - Thank you. - You know, Wanda's place in L.A. is haunted. 201 00:08:23,142 --> 00:08:26,044 - That's why she's out here. - Oh, stop it. What are you doing here? 202 00:08:26,077 --> 00:08:29,844 No no, I'm here because L.A. was haunted. 203 00:08:29,878 --> 00:08:32,777 But now New York is haunted. 204 00:08:32,811 --> 00:08:35,344 - Why? 'Cause he's here? Right? I know. - Yeah yeah. 205 00:08:35,379 --> 00:08:37,179 And you look fantastic, by the way. 206 00:08:37,213 --> 00:08:38,580 - Thank you. - Fantastic. 207 00:08:38,615 --> 00:08:39,982 - Larry, can I say something? - What? 208 00:08:40,016 --> 00:08:41,483 - You look beautiful too. - Thank you, Jeff. 209 00:08:41,517 --> 00:08:44,819 - No, really beautiful. - I got this fantastic trainer-- Terry. 210 00:08:44,854 --> 00:08:47,254 I couldn't even hold a glass a few weeks ago 'cause of my elbow. 211 00:08:47,289 --> 00:08:49,556 He fixed my elbow. He fixed my shoulder. The guy's great. 212 00:08:49,591 --> 00:08:52,959 I'm looking for somebody. Why don't you send me his information? 213 00:08:52,994 --> 00:08:55,028 - He's gonna change your life. - All right. 214 00:08:55,062 --> 00:08:56,996 You know, life that sorely needs changing. 215 00:08:57,030 --> 00:09:00,165 - Oh, stop it. - Well, email me his information. 216 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:01,767 I will. I will email it to you. 217 00:09:01,801 --> 00:09:04,335 I'm still at the same email-- ihatelarry. 218 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,370 Yeah. 219 00:09:06,404 --> 00:09:07,938 I'm gonna go mingle. 220 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:09,472 - We'll see you later. - All right, you mingle. 221 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,474 Well, that'd be a nice thing for you to do. 222 00:09:11,508 --> 00:09:13,542 I happen to be in top physical shape. 223 00:09:13,577 --> 00:09:16,145 Top physical shape? 224 00:09:16,179 --> 00:09:17,679 - Yes, I am. - As compared to what? 225 00:09:17,714 --> 00:09:19,414 - How is everybody doing? - Hey. Hi. 226 00:09:19,449 --> 00:09:21,983 - Hey, Henry, how are you doing, pal? - How are you doing, Jeff? 227 00:09:22,017 --> 00:09:24,785 - What an apartment. What a beautiful space. - Oh, beautiful. 228 00:09:24,820 --> 00:09:26,754 - Thank you, thank you. - Hi Henry. 229 00:09:26,788 --> 00:09:28,990 - How are you doing, Larry? - Good. How's your dad, by the way? 230 00:09:29,024 --> 00:09:30,992 Well, you know, he's getting up there. 231 00:09:31,026 --> 00:09:32,794 - He's in his mid-'80s. - Uh-huh. 232 00:09:32,828 --> 00:09:35,563 - And he's got good days and bad days. - Mm-hmm. 233 00:09:35,597 --> 00:09:37,330 I actually moved him in with me. 234 00:09:37,364 --> 00:09:38,997 - Really? - Wow. 235 00:09:39,031 --> 00:09:41,466 - Yeah, he lives here, in the back bedroom there. - Oh, wow. 236 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:43,134 - You know who his dad is, right? - No. 237 00:09:43,168 --> 00:09:45,302 - Judge Horn. - Your dad's Judge Horn? 238 00:09:45,336 --> 00:09:47,471 - Judge Carter Horn. - Oh my God, I love Judge Horn. 239 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:50,640 That was my favorite show. I used to race home to watch that. 240 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,175 - Oh my God. - Thank you. 241 00:09:52,209 --> 00:09:55,678 I would laugh for hours about him screaming at the defendants-- 242 00:09:55,712 --> 00:09:58,180 "You're not prepared, young lady! 243 00:09:58,214 --> 00:09:59,514 Where are the pictures?" 244 00:09:59,548 --> 00:10:02,516 Judge Horn, wow. That is something. 245 00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:04,485 Yeah. Anyway, thanks for stopping by. 246 00:10:04,519 --> 00:10:06,586 - Thanks for having us, man. - You guys have everything you need? 247 00:10:06,621 --> 00:10:08,455 - Yeah, we're all good. - I'm gonna mingle a little bit. 248 00:10:08,489 --> 00:10:10,457 - I'll circle around. - Go mingle. 249 00:10:10,491 --> 00:10:12,859 - Judge Horn, huh? - I loved him-- Loved him. 250 00:10:12,893 --> 00:10:16,862 You know what? I should go say hello to him, shouldn't I? 251 00:10:16,896 --> 00:10:18,396 Yeah, that would be nice. 252 00:10:18,431 --> 00:10:20,398 I always think of nice things 253 00:10:20,432 --> 00:10:22,666 but I never act on them. What is that? 254 00:10:22,701 --> 00:10:24,668 It's like you with inventions, 255 00:10:24,702 --> 00:10:26,435 You think of inventions; You never do the inventions. 256 00:10:26,470 --> 00:10:28,304 - I don't implement. - Yeah. 257 00:10:28,338 --> 00:10:31,340 I could do it right now. By God, I'm gonna go into that room and do it. 258 00:10:31,374 --> 00:10:32,607 - Okay. - Go. 259 00:10:32,642 --> 00:10:36,043 I am going to do something nice 260 00:10:36,078 --> 00:10:37,912 - right now. - You don't need no implementer. Go. 261 00:10:37,946 --> 00:10:39,913 - I'm going. I'm doing it. - It's about time. 262 00:10:39,948 --> 00:10:41,782 He has to announce it. He can't just do something nice. 263 00:10:41,816 --> 00:10:43,783 - Oh, shut up. - He has to announce it. 264 00:10:43,818 --> 00:10:45,384 "Woman." 265 00:10:45,419 --> 00:10:46,852 Double letters go for the "w." 266 00:10:46,887 --> 00:10:51,022 Eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, times three-- 42. 267 00:10:51,057 --> 00:10:52,557 Hey. 268 00:10:52,591 --> 00:10:53,958 Judge Horn. 269 00:10:53,992 --> 00:10:55,092 Yeah. 270 00:10:55,127 --> 00:10:57,428 Larry-- Larry David. 271 00:10:57,462 --> 00:10:58,796 - Hi Larry. - Nice to meet you. 272 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,464 - Hey, how are you doing? - Oh, hey. 273 00:11:00,498 --> 00:11:02,366 - What do I do? - Yeah, whichever you want. 274 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:03,934 There you go. How are you doing? 275 00:11:03,968 --> 00:11:05,602 That's a tough decision for me. 276 00:11:05,636 --> 00:11:07,837 - Right? - Yeah, I see people struggle with it every day. 277 00:11:07,871 --> 00:11:10,306 People are confused when they shake hands-- Lefty, righty. 278 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,141 What, righty-- You go backhand, right? 279 00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:13,475 - Go up normal-- - They go like that. 280 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,344 - Right, and then I have to go like that. - Yeah yeah. 281 00:11:15,378 --> 00:11:18,179 Sometimes I wish I had one arm when I'm cuddling in bed with a woman, 282 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:20,147 'cause the other arm gets in the way all the time, 283 00:11:20,182 --> 00:11:22,182 so, you know, could be an advantage 284 00:11:22,217 --> 00:11:24,017 in that situation. 285 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,385 Yeah yeah. 286 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,186 Hey, could you do me a favor, Larry? 287 00:11:27,221 --> 00:11:30,089 I got something to do. And he's a pleasure to play with. 288 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,524 So why don't you sit down and take my place? I appreciate it, Larry. 289 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:34,292 - What? - Thank you. 290 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,961 All right, fine. I'll play a little scrabble. 291 00:11:36,995 --> 00:11:38,395 Yeah. 292 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:40,296 My father was a huge huge fan of yours. 293 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:41,731 He used to watch you all the time. 294 00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:43,566 - Yeah? - Yeah. 295 00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:46,702 A lot of kikes liked the show 296 00:11:46,737 --> 00:11:48,403 jigaboos too. 297 00:11:51,107 --> 00:11:53,174 What's the matter? Are you not gonna play? 298 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,777 - Are you gonna cheat me too? - Hey, dad, dad, easy. 299 00:11:55,811 --> 00:11:58,246 Are you all right? What's going on? 300 00:12:02,149 --> 00:12:05,417 - 217 to 67? - What? Oh, I-- 301 00:12:05,452 --> 00:12:07,686 - Can I talk to you outside for a second, Larry? - Yeah, but I wasn't-- 302 00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,287 May I talk to you outside for a second? 303 00:12:09,321 --> 00:12:11,989 What a great pleasure to meet you. 304 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,590 Outside the room. 305 00:12:20,362 --> 00:12:22,029 What are you do-- How could you do that? 306 00:12:22,063 --> 00:12:23,196 Do what? 307 00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:26,868 Taking advantage of my father at scrabble? 308 00:12:26,902 --> 00:12:29,305 I didn't play him. I wasn't playing him. 309 00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:31,008 - You weren't playing him? - No, I-- 310 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,645 - Who else was there, Larry? - I took over for a one-armed man. 311 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:35,280 There was a one-armed man playing him. 312 00:12:35,314 --> 00:12:37,582 A one-- A one-armed man? 313 00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:41,051 Yes, he had a work uniform like he was fixing an air conditioner. 314 00:12:41,085 --> 00:12:43,987 Larry, Larry, I'm having a party. 315 00:12:44,021 --> 00:12:45,888 We don't have any maintenance people up here doing work. 316 00:12:45,923 --> 00:12:47,890 Excuse me, did you see a one-armed man? 317 00:12:47,924 --> 00:12:50,659 No. A one-armed man? No. 318 00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:52,828 Did anybody see-- Did anybody see a one-armed man? 319 00:12:52,862 --> 00:12:55,196 There was a one-armed man here. 320 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,764 Larry, there's no one-armed man. 321 00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:59,299 Look, you took advantage of my father, okay? 322 00:12:59,334 --> 00:13:01,902 And then now you're coming up with some fictitious person 323 00:13:01,936 --> 00:13:03,469 - who did it instead. - Oh, your father. 324 00:13:03,504 --> 00:13:06,338 Oh, poor poor sweet, innocent dad. 325 00:13:06,373 --> 00:13:09,675 You should hear some of the racial epithets this guy was using in there. 326 00:13:09,709 --> 00:13:11,609 - It's disgusting. - My father has dementia, Larry. 327 00:13:11,644 --> 00:13:13,344 - Oh, that's an excuse? - Yes. 328 00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:15,913 That racism is in there somewhere. It's like a drunk-- 329 00:13:15,947 --> 00:13:18,982 What, they're saying these things because they're drunk? No, it's in there. 330 00:13:19,017 --> 00:13:21,151 Larry, I'm not gonna listen to this anymore, all right? 331 00:13:21,185 --> 00:13:24,587 You abuse my father in scrabble-- A game he loves, okay? 332 00:13:24,621 --> 00:13:27,555 I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it. 333 00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,724 - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, Larry. - Fine. 334 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:31,792 - Because I'm getting really upset here. - Fine, I'm leaving. 335 00:13:31,826 --> 00:13:33,926 You know what? I'm gonna find that one-armed man 336 00:13:33,961 --> 00:13:35,862 and I'm gonna bring him to you. 337 00:13:35,897 --> 00:13:37,866 You'll see. You'll see. 338 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:41,836 So a one-armed man 339 00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,838 playing scrabble with a racist Judge? 340 00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:45,540 What did he say that was so racist? 341 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:47,875 - I can't even repeat it-- Disgusting. - Really? 342 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:50,443 So I told Henry and he says, "no no, he's got dementia. 343 00:13:50,477 --> 00:13:52,178 It's not racism. It's dementia." 344 00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:54,179 All right, now get to your left a little bit. 345 00:13:54,214 --> 00:13:56,148 Yeah, Henry's using the dementia 346 00:13:56,182 --> 00:13:58,049 as an excuse for the racism. 347 00:13:58,083 --> 00:14:00,651 - There's a fine line there. - Dementia has nothing to do with racism. 348 00:14:00,686 --> 00:14:02,686 I know. My grandfather had dementia. 349 00:14:02,721 --> 00:14:04,621 He wasn't a racist. 350 00:14:04,656 --> 00:14:07,457 He thought I was his dead sister, but he wasn't a racist. 351 00:14:07,491 --> 00:14:09,392 Did you look like your great-aunt? 352 00:14:09,426 --> 00:14:11,460 - You know what? I actually did. - Really? 353 00:14:11,495 --> 00:14:14,029 I swear to God, I looked exactly-- 354 00:14:14,063 --> 00:14:15,564 I looked exactly like her. 355 00:14:15,598 --> 00:14:18,299 She was the belle of Brighton. 356 00:14:20,435 --> 00:14:23,571 This thing is so great. I mean, it's unbelievable. 357 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:26,306 Three blocks ahead I see we're heading for trouble. 358 00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,908 Three blocks ahead there's a guy with his truck. 359 00:14:28,943 --> 00:14:31,110 - Let me take a look. - All right. 360 00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:35,513 Oh my-- Jeff, 361 00:14:35,548 --> 00:14:37,615 it's the one-armed man. I swear to God. 362 00:14:37,649 --> 00:14:40,083 He's crossing the street. Check it out. 363 00:14:40,118 --> 00:14:42,552 I see one arm. Are you sure that's the right one-armed man? 364 00:14:42,587 --> 00:14:45,488 - That's him. - Okay, he's going down the street over there. 365 00:14:45,522 --> 00:14:48,457 I want to track him down. 366 00:14:48,491 --> 00:14:50,159 Stay in the right lane. 367 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,927 - Stay to your right. - Okay. 368 00:14:53,563 --> 00:14:56,497 Damn it, where is he? 369 00:14:56,532 --> 00:14:58,132 Right down there! 370 00:14:58,167 --> 00:14:59,934 I can't turn down that block. It's one-way. 371 00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:01,468 All right, go down. We'll make a right. 372 00:15:01,503 --> 00:15:03,637 We'll head him off at the pass. 373 00:15:06,507 --> 00:15:08,441 Go go go. 374 00:15:10,444 --> 00:15:11,811 All right, make a right. Make a right. 375 00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,546 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 376 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,314 Beautiful! Look at that-- Beautiful. 377 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,782 So he should be anywhere up here. 378 00:15:17,816 --> 00:15:19,216 This is it. This is the block. 379 00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:20,784 - Anywhere up here. - Where the hell is he? 380 00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:28,458 It's him!Eff, Look out! 381 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,426 Wait, hey! 382 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:31,961 He went down to the subway. 383 00:15:31,995 --> 00:15:33,795 Shit. 384 00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:36,264 That was him. 385 00:15:42,070 --> 00:15:44,838 Sorry. Sorry about that. 386 00:15:44,872 --> 00:15:46,439 Hello. 387 00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:49,241 - Hey, it's Terry. How's it going? - Oh, hey Terry. 388 00:15:49,276 --> 00:15:52,011 Listen, I'm sorry to do this, but I gotta cancel today's 2,00. 389 00:15:52,045 --> 00:15:55,380 Oh. Okay, fine. But I'll see you tomorrow at 2,00. 390 00:15:55,414 --> 00:15:57,382 I don't have my book in front of me, 391 00:15:57,416 --> 00:15:59,550 but we can definitely work something out. 392 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:01,452 What do you mean, work something out? 393 00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:04,821 I have a 2,00. I don't get it. What are we working out? 394 00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:07,490 Listen, I'm spotting somebody right now at the gym. 395 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:09,091 I gotta run. Take care. Bye. 396 00:16:10,594 --> 00:16:13,028 Larry, as your business manager, 397 00:16:13,062 --> 00:16:15,964 I cannot advocate you putting your money into this. 398 00:16:15,998 --> 00:16:19,500 An automobile periscope-- It's nutty. 399 00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:22,503 I don't like my clients to invest in inventions. 400 00:16:22,537 --> 00:16:25,172 I had a client-- He threw away millions 401 00:16:25,206 --> 00:16:27,674 on a two-part ski that would come together like a pool cue. 402 00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,343 - What? - Millions of dollars he lost on a nutty idea like that. 403 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:32,911 Are you serious? That's my idea. I had that idea. 404 00:16:32,946 --> 00:16:34,746 People's legs would snap like that. 405 00:16:34,781 --> 00:16:36,881 I don't think so. They could perfect that. 406 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:39,484 And you'd be carrying it like a pool cue. 407 00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:41,051 I mean, I love your exuberance 408 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:42,720 and your enthusiasm for inventions, 409 00:16:42,754 --> 00:16:44,721 but it shows that in this area 410 00:16:44,756 --> 00:16:46,189 your judgment is not good. 411 00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:48,224 All right, can I tell you something? 412 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,960 I believe in this inventor. 413 00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:52,461 Why? 414 00:16:52,496 --> 00:16:54,797 Have you done a background check? I mean, inventors-- 415 00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:58,266 He has-- He has character. 416 00:16:58,300 --> 00:17:00,435 - I know it when I see it. - I'm sorry. 417 00:17:00,469 --> 00:17:02,203 Yeah, send her in, sure. 418 00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:04,404 - Is it okay if my wife comes in for a moment? - Sure. 419 00:17:04,439 --> 00:17:07,741 - Hi honey. How are you? - Hi. Good. 420 00:17:07,775 --> 00:17:10,576 - Sorry to interrupt. - Britney, this is Larry. Larry. 421 00:17:10,611 --> 00:17:12,578 Larry, nice to meet you. I'm just coming by 422 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:14,546 to make sure that you're okay for the Hamptons. 423 00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:17,048 - All good. - 4,00, the car will be downstairs waiting for you. 424 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,516 - Okay. - All right? Can't wait. 425 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:19,717 - Love you. - You too. 426 00:17:19,752 --> 00:17:22,253 Nice to meet you. 427 00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:24,988 That's your wife? 428 00:17:25,022 --> 00:17:26,122 Yes. 429 00:17:26,157 --> 00:17:27,357 Oh my God. 430 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:30,693 I don't think we can work together anymore. 431 00:17:30,727 --> 00:17:32,561 What are you talking about? Why? 432 00:17:32,596 --> 00:17:34,463 She's beautiful. 433 00:17:34,497 --> 00:17:35,797 Yes, thank you. 434 00:17:35,832 --> 00:17:38,633 I don't like what that says about you. 435 00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,601 What does it say about me? It says I have good judgment. 436 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,970 It says you're a very superficial man. 437 00:17:44,005 --> 00:17:46,906 - Superficial? - No depth. 438 00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,509 You can't Judge me because I have a beautiful wife. 439 00:17:49,543 --> 00:17:52,011 Eh, I think I can. 440 00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:54,179 I can't trust you with my money. I'm sorry. 441 00:17:54,213 --> 00:17:56,481 - Larry, come on. - Sorry, Nathan. 442 00:17:56,516 --> 00:17:58,383 I'll-- I'll be in touch. 443 00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:01,252 Sorry-- Sorry it didn't work out. 444 00:18:04,255 --> 00:18:06,757 - So moist. - Yeah. 445 00:18:06,791 --> 00:18:08,024 Very moist. 446 00:18:08,058 --> 00:18:10,760 - I'm really full. - You ate a lot. 447 00:18:10,794 --> 00:18:12,861 - That was good. - Gaby, How could you not? It's so good. 448 00:18:12,896 --> 00:18:14,696 I don't want to be pushy or anything like that, 449 00:18:14,731 --> 00:18:16,364 but I know that you drove the car 450 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:18,232 and I just wanted to know how you felt about it. 451 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:22,636 Well, you know, we drove it and... 452 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,671 All right. 453 00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:31,444 - Oh my God. - Oh my God, oh my God. 454 00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,879 - That is-- Oh my God. - Can I honestly say 455 00:18:33,914 --> 00:18:36,649 you are the first inventor I've ever handed a check to? 456 00:18:36,684 --> 00:18:38,384 - - Me too. Me too. - Oh my. 457 00:18:38,418 --> 00:18:40,386 - You won't regret this. - I don't think we will. 458 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:42,854 I gotta tell you something-- We had so much fun 459 00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:44,923 using the prototype, you have no idea. 460 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,258 We love it. We just love it. 461 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,293 - Is the car outside? - Let me show you where it is. 462 00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:51,895 I'm gonna get him into the prototype, get him his keys back. 463 00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,496 All right? We'll be back. 464 00:18:53,531 --> 00:18:55,231 - Thank you, thank you. - Oh yeah, okay. 465 00:18:55,265 --> 00:18:57,166 - I'll meet you outside. - I'm gonna just have a little bit more. 466 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,700 - Thank you for your trust. - You're welcome. 467 00:18:58,735 --> 00:19:01,603 - Thank you, thank you. - Okay, guys. It's so good. 468 00:19:01,637 --> 00:19:04,171 You know, I was actually planning 469 00:19:04,205 --> 00:19:06,673 on taking that dish home with me. 470 00:19:06,707 --> 00:19:08,208 Oh yeah. Well, not now. 471 00:19:10,578 --> 00:19:12,945 We could get you another one. I'll pay for it if you want. 472 00:19:12,980 --> 00:19:16,549 It's not the money. I did order it. 473 00:19:19,486 --> 00:19:21,821 Mm, that's so good. 474 00:19:39,035 --> 00:19:41,804 You know, it's so wonderful 475 00:19:41,838 --> 00:19:43,806 that we're gonna be working like this together, 476 00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:44,940 - don't you think? - I know. 477 00:19:44,974 --> 00:19:46,942 I know. I'm so happy. 478 00:19:48,711 --> 00:19:50,344 You're so funny. 479 00:19:54,749 --> 00:19:57,017 - Oh, I'm feeling faint. I'm feeling faint, hold on. - Are you? 480 00:19:57,051 --> 00:19:59,586 - I just need a shoulder to rest on for a second. - Oh, lie down, rest. 481 00:19:59,620 --> 00:20:01,888 - I just need to rest for second. - Oh my God, God forbid. 482 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,157 It's all right. It's okay. 483 00:20:11,129 --> 00:20:13,230 Why don't you go meet up with them? 484 00:20:13,264 --> 00:20:15,232 - Okay, thank you. - Okay? You're welcome. 485 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:16,566 I'm so full. 486 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,835 Hey hey. Bye. 487 00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,937 Bye. Love you too. 488 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,644 - Henry. - Great to run into you again. 489 00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:32,747 - What a surprise. - Total surprise. Total surprise. 490 00:20:32,781 --> 00:20:35,048 Um, who was that? 491 00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:37,050 Oh, that was my girlfriend. 492 00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:38,218 She seems lovely. 493 00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:41,220 She is-- She is the best. 494 00:20:41,254 --> 00:20:43,589 I can tell. You guys-- 495 00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:45,290 I'm gonna marry her if she'll have me. 496 00:20:45,324 --> 00:20:47,158 - Really? - Makes me feel so good. 497 00:20:47,193 --> 00:20:50,128 Henry, I like myself when I'm with her. 498 00:20:50,162 --> 00:20:54,231 Larry, it's so clear that I misjudged you. 499 00:20:54,266 --> 00:20:56,200 And I can see now 500 00:20:56,234 --> 00:20:59,069 you are a man of great character. 501 00:20:59,103 --> 00:21:01,037 You got that right. 502 00:21:01,072 --> 00:21:03,039 I just would like to apologize 503 00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:07,143 for my behavior at the party. 504 00:21:07,177 --> 00:21:09,912 Henry, I don't mind telling you it stung. 505 00:21:09,946 --> 00:21:11,246 Are we all right? 506 00:21:11,281 --> 00:21:13,381 We're fine. We're cool. We are so cool. 507 00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,583 - Thank you. - All right. 508 00:21:14,617 --> 00:21:16,951 - Thank you. Um... - Okay, all right. 509 00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:19,453 Anything else? 510 00:21:19,488 --> 00:21:21,789 I was wondering if I could ask you 511 00:21:21,823 --> 00:21:23,857 to do me a huge favor. 512 00:21:23,892 --> 00:21:25,826 Sure. 513 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,795 My dad goes to the park every day to play scrabble. 514 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,397 I think it'd be wonderful if you showed up... 515 00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:35,467 Oh, here you go. 516 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,670 H-a-d-- 517 00:21:38,704 --> 00:21:40,071 - "Had." - Had? 518 00:21:40,105 --> 00:21:42,006 Four and one-- Five and two is seven. 519 00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,474 Had? That's all you can think of-- Had? 520 00:21:44,509 --> 00:21:47,143 I guess I'm just not a very good player. 521 00:21:47,178 --> 00:21:49,412 - I'm doing the best I can. - Oh, I can't believe that. 522 00:21:49,447 --> 00:21:52,282 I'm sorry. I'm just not that good. 523 00:21:52,316 --> 00:21:57,152 C-o-o-n. 524 00:21:57,187 --> 00:21:58,287 Coon? 525 00:21:58,321 --> 00:21:59,688 Coon. 526 00:21:59,722 --> 00:22:01,857 Okay, that's not a word, all right? 527 00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:03,258 - Oh, it is. - No no. 528 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,259 That's a racial epithet. That's not a word. 529 00:22:05,294 --> 00:22:08,729 Oh no? Just look around you. 530 00:22:08,763 --> 00:22:12,198 They're all over the park. 531 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:14,367 We're surrounded, 532 00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:16,569 and after I put half of them away. 533 00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:19,004 Okay, Judge. 534 00:22:19,039 --> 00:22:22,741 You know what? I'm gonna give you "coon." 535 00:22:22,775 --> 00:22:24,375 That's big of you. 536 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:26,343 Let's play some scrabble. 537 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,911 I'm ready. I'm waiting. 538 00:22:27,946 --> 00:22:29,713 Huh? Let's play. 539 00:22:31,182 --> 00:22:32,449 Hey. 540 00:22:34,084 --> 00:22:35,484 Hey. 541 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:38,454 - Uh, hey. - Hey, Lar. 542 00:22:38,488 --> 00:22:39,822 What are you doing, Terry? 543 00:22:39,856 --> 00:22:41,957 I-- This is a little awkward. 544 00:22:41,991 --> 00:22:43,425 We're working out. He's great. 545 00:22:43,459 --> 00:22:45,360 This is my time. 546 00:22:45,394 --> 00:22:46,861 - Look at me, Larry. - Yeah. 547 00:22:46,896 --> 00:22:50,365 Who would you rather run around the park with, huh? 548 00:22:50,399 --> 00:22:52,366 Why did you give her my time? 549 00:22:52,401 --> 00:22:54,835 Just-- To be totally honest, Larry, 550 00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:57,705 she's paying me a little bit more. 551 00:22:57,739 --> 00:22:59,840 Oh, that's great. 552 00:22:59,874 --> 00:23:02,042 - It's nothing personal. - I have more to lose. I have more to lose. 553 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:04,845 This is my time, Wanda. This is not your time. 554 00:23:04,879 --> 00:23:06,679 Why don't you guys figure this out? 555 00:23:06,713 --> 00:23:09,147 Let me know what you decide. 556 00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:11,450 I-- Sorry. 557 00:23:11,484 --> 00:23:13,018 This is-- Yeah. 558 00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:14,686 Why are you imposing on my time right here? 559 00:23:14,721 --> 00:23:16,688 Imposing on your time? I recommended him to you. 560 00:23:16,723 --> 00:23:19,156 Larry, 2,00 is my only open time. 561 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,824 It's my only open time too. 562 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,760 I don't know what to do here, okay? 563 00:23:22,794 --> 00:23:24,761 I'm sorry. 564 00:23:24,796 --> 00:23:27,297 We're clearly at an impasse here. 565 00:23:27,331 --> 00:23:29,265 What do you want to do? 566 00:23:29,299 --> 00:23:32,000 I don't know. What do you want to do? 567 00:23:39,541 --> 00:23:41,908 - I got an idea. - What? 568 00:23:41,943 --> 00:23:45,177 - You know Judge Horn from TV? - Oh yeah. 569 00:23:45,212 --> 00:23:47,513 He's an impartial third party. 570 00:23:47,547 --> 00:23:49,314 Why don't we let him decide? He's neutral. 571 00:23:49,349 --> 00:23:50,749 Yeah, let's do it. 572 00:23:50,783 --> 00:23:52,951 Whatever he decides we'll abide by. 573 00:23:52,985 --> 00:23:55,086 Yeah, he's a Judge. Okay. 574 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:57,955 - All right, we'll tell it to the Judge. - Okay, whatever he says goes. 575 00:23:57,989 --> 00:23:59,290 - Whatever he says goes. - That's it. 576 00:23:59,324 --> 00:24:00,524 - That's it. - All right. 577 00:24:00,558 --> 00:24:02,459 Hey Judge. 578 00:24:04,061 --> 00:24:07,197 No, don't worry about Wanda, Terry. 579 00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:09,933 We-- You know, we kind of worked things out. 580 00:24:09,967 --> 00:24:11,301 Good. Thank you. 581 00:24:11,335 --> 00:24:13,602 All right, so same time-- 2,00? 582 00:24:13,637 --> 00:24:14,903 Yeah, tomorrow 2,00. 583 00:24:14,938 --> 00:24:16,938 - Great. I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 584 00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:18,907 Look forward to it. Okay. 585 00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:20,741 - Hey hey hey hey. - I know, I know. 586 00:24:20,776 --> 00:24:22,743 - Come on, come on. - He's all over me. 587 00:24:22,778 --> 00:24:24,344 - I don't like it. - He doesn't care. 588 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:26,279 I will get the hell out of here if I see any touching at all. 589 00:24:26,314 --> 00:24:29,383 - Oh stop. - I find human contact repulsive. 590 00:24:29,417 --> 00:24:31,684 - Okay okay. - I know you think I'm kidding, but I'm not. 591 00:24:31,719 --> 00:24:33,687 - Want some? - No, I'm good, thanks. 592 00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:34,921 I'll have some. 593 00:24:34,956 --> 00:24:36,489 I can't wait to see this movie. 594 00:24:36,524 --> 00:24:39,626 It's gonna be great. 595 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,328 Yeah. 596 00:24:41,362 --> 00:24:42,929 - I'm looking forward to it. - Yeah. 597 00:24:42,964 --> 00:24:44,931 I'm gonna use the bathroom before the movie. 598 00:24:44,966 --> 00:24:46,766 - I'll see you inside. - Okay, yeah. 599 00:24:46,801 --> 00:24:48,968 I'll hold your popcorn. 600 00:24:49,002 --> 00:24:51,069 Eh, not necessary. 601 00:24:51,103 --> 00:24:54,704 It's no problem. You want to go to the bathroom. I'll hold your popcorn for you. 602 00:24:54,738 --> 00:24:57,472 No no, I'll just take it into the bathroom. It's fine. 603 00:24:57,506 --> 00:24:59,373 You're gonna take your popcorn into the bathroom? 604 00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:00,774 That's disgusting. 605 00:25:00,808 --> 00:25:02,708 Don't leave your popcorn in the bathroom. 606 00:25:02,743 --> 00:25:04,676 The people and the skeevotz-- It's disgusting. 607 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:07,212 No no no, I hold on to it. I actually-- I munch and pee. 608 00:25:07,246 --> 00:25:09,714 - No no, you can't. - You munch and pee? 609 00:25:09,748 --> 00:25:11,215 Yeah, I like to munch and pee. 610 00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:13,283 - Really? - Why don't you want me to hold the popcorn? 611 00:25:13,318 --> 00:25:15,351 - Because obviously there's a problem. - There's no problem. 612 00:25:15,386 --> 00:25:16,619 No, there's a little bit of a problem there. 613 00:25:16,654 --> 00:25:18,421 Look, it's my popcorn. It's not necessary. 614 00:25:18,455 --> 00:25:20,422 You don't want me to hold the popcorn, right? 615 00:25:20,457 --> 00:25:22,924 Because what, you think I'm gonna eat your popcorn? 616 00:25:22,959 --> 00:25:24,593 Eat my popcorn? That's-- 617 00:25:24,627 --> 00:25:26,327 Are you worried she's gonna eat your popcorn? 618 00:25:26,362 --> 00:25:28,195 - Are you crazy? - I'm really uncomfortable with this. 619 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:30,097 - What are you talking about? - This is my wife. 620 00:25:30,131 --> 00:25:32,465 - Yes yes, I know. - Larry, this is my wife. And you're accusing her. 621 00:25:32,500 --> 00:25:34,868 - I don't think I can be in business with you. - What? 622 00:25:34,902 --> 00:25:38,004 - This is really bad. You can take your check. - Are you nuts? 623 00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,005 - I'm a man of integrity. - Yeah, I know. 624 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,941 Obviously. I mean, that's why we-- 625 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,141 Obviously? 626 00:25:43,176 --> 00:25:45,610 What's that? 627 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:48,179 What the fuck does that mean? 628 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,981 No, only that, you know, he's a great inventor and-- 629 00:25:51,015 --> 00:25:52,816 Hold this. 630 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:54,251 What the fuck does that mean, huh? 631 00:25:54,285 --> 00:25:55,452 What are you--? Oh here, take the popcorn. 632 00:25:55,486 --> 00:25:57,187 Here, you can hold it. Hold it. 633 00:25:57,221 --> 00:25:58,922 Take the popcorn. Here, take it. 634 00:25:58,956 --> 00:26:01,090 I don't want it. Take it. 635 00:26:01,124 --> 00:26:03,025 Arghh! 636 00:26:03,059 --> 00:26:05,761 - Thanks for coming in, Larry. - Pleasure. 637 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:08,495 I don't know how many other business managers you're meeting with, but... 638 00:26:08,530 --> 00:26:10,196 I'm seeing a few more. 639 00:26:10,231 --> 00:26:11,898 All right. Well, listen, 640 00:26:11,932 --> 00:26:14,266 I just wanted to give you a little bit of an idea 641 00:26:14,301 --> 00:26:17,836 of what it's like to invest with me. 642 00:26:17,871 --> 00:26:19,204 I'm somewhat risk-averse. 643 00:26:19,238 --> 00:26:21,940 I would never, for instance, push you to something-- 644 00:26:21,974 --> 00:26:26,277 What was it? The-- Those screw-together skis I heard about, 645 00:26:26,311 --> 00:26:30,113 which was-- Everyone just took an absolute bath. 646 00:26:30,147 --> 00:26:32,682 - Oh, that ski idea. - Yeah, it was unbelievable. 647 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:34,984 - How stupid was that? - A lot of money lost. 648 00:26:35,018 --> 00:26:37,486 But somebody came to me with an idea. 649 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,889 I find myself saying it's a multimillion-dollar idea. 650 00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,857 It's a car periscope. 651 00:26:42,891 --> 00:26:44,524 That's not gonna work. I can't do it. 652 00:26:44,559 --> 00:26:46,826 I have a personal issue with the inventor, 653 00:26:46,861 --> 00:26:48,561 so I'm out of that. 654 00:26:48,595 --> 00:26:50,129 Oh, that is unfortunate. 655 00:26:50,163 --> 00:26:52,632 You think that's a multimillion-dollar idea? 656 00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:54,933 Me personally-- I think it's a billion-dollar idea. 657 00:26:54,967 --> 00:26:56,734 Oh God. 658 00:26:56,769 --> 00:26:59,169 And that's-- Ask around. 659 00:26:59,204 --> 00:27:02,605 But as you make the rounds, as you make the rounds, 660 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,041 I just want you to definitely definitely definitely keep us in mind. 661 00:27:05,075 --> 00:27:06,375 Okay, I will. 662 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:08,678 - And give a call-- - Who's that? 663 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:11,012 Oh, that's my wife Amanda. 664 00:27:11,046 --> 00:27:12,346 That's your wife? 665 00:27:12,381 --> 00:27:15,215 Yep, met in college-- 20 years. 666 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,986 You're hired. 667 00:27:36,301 --> 00:27:39,036 Hey! Hey! 668 00:27:39,071 --> 00:27:41,338 - You. - Oh shit. 669 00:27:41,372 --> 00:27:43,139 I've been looking for you. 670 00:27:43,173 --> 00:27:45,174 You got me in a lot of trouble with that scrabble game. 671 00:27:45,208 --> 00:27:46,408 What are you talking about? 672 00:27:46,443 --> 00:27:48,243 What were you doing in that apartment anyway? 673 00:27:48,278 --> 00:27:50,078 None of your fucking business. 674 00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:51,646 Hey, what are you doing? I was here first. 675 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,548 Are you upstreaming me? You can't upstream me. 676 00:27:53,582 --> 00:27:55,383 - Up what? What are you--? - I was here first. 677 00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:56,684 - What are you--? - Taxi! 678 00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:58,852 What are you doing? Get out of here. Taxi! 679 00:27:58,887 --> 00:28:01,421 - What, are you crazy? - Taxi! 680 00:28:01,456 --> 00:28:03,156 - That's my cab. - Where? 681 00:28:03,191 --> 00:28:04,858 Taxi! 682 00:28:06,093 --> 00:28:07,993 - My cab. - What? Hey. 683 00:28:08,028 --> 00:28:10,094 That's my cab, buddy. 684 00:28:10,129 --> 00:28:11,429 Taxi! 685 00:28:11,463 --> 00:28:13,431 Taxi! 686 00:28:13,465 --> 00:28:15,232 I told you-- 687 00:28:16,868 --> 00:28:19,002 Get your own cab! 688 00:28:26,175 --> 00:28:27,442 Dad! 689 00:28:27,443 --> 00:28:30,277 Dad, oh my God. Dad! 690 00:28:30,311 --> 00:28:31,945 Who did this to you? 691 00:28:31,979 --> 00:28:34,513 The one-armed man! 692 00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:50,011 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com