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I'm Special Agent Willy Gibbs of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
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Where's Sissy? I need to talk to her.
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Mrs. Cooper and the boy
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have been released back into
the custody of Mr. Cooper.
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What's your last name, Vanya?
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Hargreeves.
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Do you have any ID that
could attest to that?
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No driver's license, birth certificate?
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- You from around here?
- No.
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I'm... I, uh... I'm... I'm not sure.
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You're not sure.
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Well, I told the other
officer I was hit by a car.
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- I have amnesia.
- Right.
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Yes, amnesia. They told me about that.
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So how does that work, exactly?
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I can't remember anything
from before a month ago.
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Except your name, of course.
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Yeah, except my name.
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Far as I can tell,
it's like you simply...
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materialized out of thin air.
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Welcome to my world.
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"Vanya."
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That's a Russian name, isn't it?
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I'm not Russian.
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If you have amnesia,
how can you say for sure?
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In fact, I'm curious as to how you
know your first and last name
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- but you don't remember anything else.
- I don't know.
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How did you send those troopers flying?
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I'm sorry, I don't know.
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What are you doing here in Dallas?
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I don't know!
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Hmm.
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You speak Russian.
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- I... I don't... I...
- Wonderful.
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- I must've just learned a little as a kid.
- A little?
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I think you speak it very well.
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What I want to know is,
how does a young woman
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who says she isn't Russian,
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but speaks Russian,
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end up working as a nanny
to some simple-headed boy
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in the middle of nowhere, Texas?
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I need to make a phone call.
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I have the right to
make a call, don't I?
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If there is one thing
the FBI takes seriously,
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it is a Communist
threat to this country.
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Now, I want answers,
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real answers,
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and I will do whatever
it takes to get them.
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You're not going anywhere until
I find out who you really are.
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Now what?
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Now nothing, Luther, all right?
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- Make your peace with God.
- What?
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What about Allison and Vanya?
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Screw them both.
They should have been here.
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What about Diego?
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He's quite a responsible young man, no?
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- Something must've happened to them.
- Screw Diego, all right?
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Screw everybody!
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I was better off on my
own in the apocalypse.
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Five! Come on.
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You know what, Luther?
It's every sibling for himself now.
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How 'bout that?
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Did Five just get meaner?
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Klaus, go check on Allison, okay?
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Make sure she's okay.
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Find the others and we'll meet
back here. I'll handle Five.
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And you,
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you have had your possession
privileges revoked.
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I regret nothing.
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- Just stay out of me.
- I regret nothing!
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Back off!
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Hey! Five, doomsday is still coming.
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- We gotta think of a new plan.
- Don't you get it, Luther?
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It's over, all right?
We're already dead.
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Then where are you going?
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I'm going to do the unthinkable.
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?
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I was really hoping it
wouldn't come to this.
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Come to what, Five?
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Five.
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Five!
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Come to what?
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Five!
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Oh, sweet Jesus, what
the hell are we gonna do?
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- It's okay, it's okay. Calm down, Ray.
- Calm down?
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Allison, you killed a
vacuum cleaner salesman
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in our goddamn living room.
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Okay, technically,
his brother killed him.
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And they were not here to sell vacuums.
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There is a giant dead
white boy on our couch.
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Yeah, you know, I'll admit,
that doesn't look good.
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Oh, we're done.
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The movement is finished, Allison.
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They're gonna give me
the chair for this.
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They're not gonna give you the...
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Okay. Okay.
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Hey, Ray-Ray. I'm so sorry
it's late, but, uh...
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Klaus, now is not a good time.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Allison! Hey!
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I was so worried about you.
Thank God you're okay.
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What's, uh... What's the matter?
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You guys have been wrastling
in here or something?
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Oh.
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Oh, I see.
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It's gonna be one of
those kinda nights, huh?
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So, are we burnin' or buryin'?
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I heard a rumor...
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you killed your brother.
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Lavender.
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Lavender.
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- Are you kidding me?
- You said I could hire my own team.
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Yes, but I didn't mean
him, for God's sake.
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If you don't see the problem with
hiring you-know-who's brother,
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then you're not ready for that badge.
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Look, I'm sorry to interrupt,
but I really need to get going.
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Shut up!
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I can't do this job if you
don't trust my instincts.
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Sweetheart, your vagina needs
glasses. He is not worth it.
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Mum! Oh, my God.
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This may shock you, but not
everyone here likes you.
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Sounds ridiculous, but go on.
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You need fresh blood loyal to
us and not the old regime.
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I've seen Diego in the field.
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He is so much better trained
than most of the assholes here.
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Why waste that when we can use it?
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He'll be my personal responsibility.
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You know, your brother Five and I...
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we have quite...
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a colorful history.
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My brother has beef with everybody,
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me included.
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Let me ask you something.
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When you're looking down
the barrel of a gun,
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where do your loyalties lie,
with your family or your principles?
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With me.
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I don't belong to anybody.
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Especially Lila.
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That I can work with.
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Run him through orientation,
fill out his start paperwork.
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But...
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if he ruffles even one feather,
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you will kill him yourself.
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- Understood?
- Thanks, Mum.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you doing in here?
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Not sure what I could say that would...
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overwrite the obvious.
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Fair enough.
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New question, then.
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Why are you doing it?
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Are you involved in somethin' nefarious?
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Quite often. Did you have
something more specific in mind?
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That... That shaggy
man at the consulate,
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the one who chased after
us with the little boy.
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- Calls himself Diego.
- Yes, that's the one.
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He...
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He thinks that you want
to harm the president.
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I see.
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You take the word of
lunatics these days?
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Not over yours, but these...
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these photographs,
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they're all about the president's
visit tomorrow, aren't they?
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You know there are aspects
of my work I cannot discuss.
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You've always respected that line.
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I don't need to know
the details, Reggie.
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I just need to know that
you're not involved
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in what I'm afraid you might be.
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What are you really afraid of, my dear?
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There's so much about
you I don't understand.
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I could say the same about you.
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I want to share my
life with you, Reggie,
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but I need to know you're a good man.
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I need to know you would
never hurt the president.
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As I said, there are elements in my life
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that I can't discuss with you.
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Someday...
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I hope to share it all with you.
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Until then...
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I'm asking you to trust me.
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I can't wait that long.
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I'm sorry.
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Five?
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Shit.
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Five?
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Five, what...
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You okay?
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- I'm gonna need to be hydrated.
- Hydrated?
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What's with the baby powder?
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It'll help with the itching.
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What itching? There's itching?
What the hell is going on here?
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You do have a plan.
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Well, it's a desperation move, but...
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since our brain-dead siblings
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are incapable of meeting
a simple deadline,
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I got no choice.
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- No choice about what?
- I have to find myself.
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I just arrived in Dallas 15 minutes ago.
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- Should I be worried about you?
- Luther, if you recall,
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I was sent to 1963
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on a job by the Commission
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to make sure the president
was assassinated.
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Oh! So, wait, your
old self is out there.
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Precisely.
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What, just walking around Dallas?
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Walking around Dallas with a
briefcase that can get us home.
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Oh, my God. Five, you're a genius.
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However, there are
two significant problems
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with this plan.
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Problem number one:
I am a trained assassin,
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arguably the most dangerous assassin
in the space-time continuum.
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If I know me, I'm not going to react
kindly to bumping into myself.
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Problem number two,
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and this is the real fly
in the ointment here:
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you're not supposed to exist
in close proximity to yourself
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in the same timeline.
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The side effects can be disastrous.
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Side effects? What sort of side effects?
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Well, according to Commission Handbook
Chapter 27, subsection 3b,
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the seven stages in
paradox psychosis are...
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stage one: denial,
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two: itching,
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three: extreme thirst and urination,
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four: excessive gas,
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five: acute paranoia,
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six: uncontrolled perspiration,
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and seven:
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homicidal rage.
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- Homicidal rage?
- Yeah.
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Jeez, I don't know.
This maybe isn't such a good idea.
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It's a Hail Mary.
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But what choice do we got, Luther?
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I don't know, you already seem a
bit squirrelly if I'm being honest.
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Look, Luther,
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I'm gonna need you to help me get
through this one, all right? I...
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I need a spotter.
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- A spotter?
- Yeah.
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What is that? Like, a wingman?
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In case the paradox
psychosis gets too severe,
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I need you to help me
stay on task, all right?
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So, whatever happens, whatever I say,
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we need to get that briefcase.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Luther, come on.
- Right.
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So, they're questioning her now?
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Well, I appreciate it. Yup.
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Take care, now.
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That was my brother.
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Well, I hope you thanked him
for almost arresting me.
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He says I was right.
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Right about what?
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The FBI thinks Vanya may
be some kind of KGB agent.
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That's impossible.
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We were both duped, Sis.
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There's no shame in it.
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Whatever she is, she's not who
she was pretending to be.
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00:16:10,719 --> 00:16:11,719
It's not your fault.
260
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,811
She led you astray.
261
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:19,351
That's what these commie
bastards are trained to do.
262
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,440
They prey on our weaknesses.
263
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,146
Turned us against each other.
264
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,572
Can't let 'em win.
265
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:31,195
What would a Russian agent
be doing out here on a farm?
266
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,280
Well, who knows?
267
00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:35,730
Maybe she was just looking
for a place to hide out.
268
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,213
We don't know the big picture.
269
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,590
Now look here,
270
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:50,880
I think you should have a
talk with Reverend Moore.
271
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:55,757
- Carl...
- We need to work through this, damn it.
272
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:58,016
Then we're gonna take us a trip.
273
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,557
Somewhere far away from here.
274
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,900
That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
275
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,316
Harlan needs a family,
276
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,398
not a nanny.
277
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,532
Vanya, wake up.
278
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,159
Open your eyes.
279
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,249
I just have a few questions for you.
280
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,795
It's all gonna be over soon.
281
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:28,881
- What are you doing to me?
- Move again and you'll regret it.
282
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,272
See? And that was the lowest voltage.
283
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,693
Only goes up from there.
284
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:56,407
- What is that?
- Now, just relax.
285
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,909
What is that?
286
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,539
Don't struggle. Go with
it, or this can turn into
287
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:03,922
an extremely unpleasant
experience for you.
288
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:30,861
Now, let's start with a simple question.
289
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,319
Who are you?
290
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,751
Who are you?
291
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,441
Number Seven.
292
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,205
Number Seven.
293
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,429
Number Seven.
294
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,719
You're late for supper.
295
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,444
Sit down.
296
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,867
Come on, Vanya, who are you really?
297
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,416
Where did you come from?
298
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,814
Well, there I am.
299
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,943
Why don't we just grab
the briefcase and run?
300
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,735
Luther, I would never let that happen.
301
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,978
We're trained to guard these
briefcases with our lives.
302
00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:41,239
- Right.
- Plus, it's the inherent paradox
303
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,453
where this gets tricky.
304
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,292
I'm endangering my existence just
being in the room with myself.
305
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,539
- Huh... What do you mean?
- Luther, try to keep up.
306
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:51,291
If old me doesn't travel back
to 2019 like he's supposed to,
307
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:53,245
the whole thing unravels itself.
308
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,375
I cease to exist. You got me?
309
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,027
I get you.
310
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,718
So our best chance is to talk with him,
311
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,720
- to reason with him.
- Ah.
312
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:02,842
He'll understand.
313
00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:04,512
Trust me.
314
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,934
I know myself better than, uh...
315
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,136
better than I know myself.
316
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,765
You just itched your neck.
317
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:14,312
- That's stage two of paradox psychosis.
- No, I didn't.
318
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,614
I didn't itch my neck.
319
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,981
Denial is stage one.
320
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,857
I am fine, okay?
321
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,359
Let's stay on task, shall we?
322
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:22,862
Wait!
323
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,446
- What?
- Maybe I should go first.
324
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,294
- Why?
- Well, you'll freak him out.
325
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,450
Bumping into your own tiny doppelganger?
326
00:21:29,470 --> 00:21:30,727
He will lose his shit.
327
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,327
Just let me break the ice.
328
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,165
- Okay.
- Okay.
329
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,468
Five.
330
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,599
What'd you call me, big man?
331
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:51,642
It's me.
332
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:54,859
Number One?
333
00:21:58,525 --> 00:21:59,605
Luther.
334
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,235
- How did you... ?
- It's okay.
335
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,696
Everything is fine. I can explain.
336
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,370
But first, I need to
introduce you to somebody.
337
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,332
Just... promise me you won't freak out.
338
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,373
- What the hell are you talking about?
- Uh! Don't freak out.
339
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:16,625
No freak-outs.
340
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,337
All right.
341
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,021
Hey there, stranger.
342
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,524
It's a really big place.
Do not get lost.
343
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,228
Or what? You'll kill me?
344
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,898
Oh, you still mad about
that, you big baby?
345
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:45,857
No, I love being drugged and kidnapped
346
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:47,407
and threatened with murder.
347
00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:49,389
Okay, well, let's just make sure
348
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,000
you're the best agent possible,
349
00:22:51,020 --> 00:22:53,711
and no one has to worry
about who kills who, okay?
350
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:56,209
- Wait, Lila, I need to get outta here.
- Relax.
351
00:22:56,291 --> 00:22:59,631
- No, I do not have time for this now.
- We have all the time in the world.
352
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,673
The timeline is your lifeline.
353
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,250
What is it you people do here, exactly?
354
00:23:05,279 --> 00:23:06,572
Oh, that's the best part.
355
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,352
We protect the timeline.
356
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,008
You know all that lone
wolf superhero shit?
357
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,138
Tiny taters compared to
what you could do here.
358
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,725
Hold up, tiny taters, so the
Commission controls time?
359
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,266
Wait, like, everything in time?
360
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:20,435
Or more like we maintain
the correct timeline,
361
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,944
but, basically, yeah.
362
00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,822
How the shit do you do that?
363
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,989
Well, come on, I'll show you.
364
00:23:29,570 --> 00:23:30,930
Dropping off a new recruit.
365
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:32,664
Welcome to orientation.
366
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:34,475
Take this.
367
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:36,246
- Wait a second...
- Okay.
368
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,578
Open your welcome package
and grab a seat.
369
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,207
All questions will be answered
at the end of the film.
370
00:23:41,878 --> 00:23:44,208
- How long is this?
- Sit your ass down.
371
00:23:50,053 --> 00:23:52,973
A better tomorrow comes
from an orderly today.
372
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,056
Uh...
373
00:23:54,307 --> 00:23:56,267
I really need this to work, so...
374
00:23:57,310 --> 00:23:58,310
don't screw it up.
375
00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,437
Okay, bye.
376
00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:18,140
Oh, hi there. I'm Mr. Briefcase.
377
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,598
If you're watching this presentation,
378
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,464
that means you've made the best
decision of the rest of your life.
379
00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:24,544
You've decided to join the Commission.
380
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,807
Over the next 90 minutes,
I'm gonna do my best
381
00:24:26,808 --> 00:24:28,428
to show you around this old place.
382
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,837
You and I are gonna
have some fun together.
383
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,920
Here at the Commission,
384
00:24:31,950 --> 00:24:34,429
you'll find a wide array of
exciting career opportunities
385
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:35,811
just waiting to be discovered.
386
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,771
Which department will be right for you?
387
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:39,561
Analyst: keeping us informed.
388
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,444
Operations: keeping us safe.
389
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:42,688
Hiyah!
390
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:46,904
Infinite Switchboard operator:
the key to everything we do here.
391
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:50,407
In these rooms, we monitor
the entire timeline
392
00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,239
and report any anomalies
we see along the way,
393
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,035
keeping the correct timeline
394
00:24:55,118 --> 00:24:56,618
at all times.
395
00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:58,184
Whatever your skill, education,
396
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,293
or comfort level with moral ambiguity,
397
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:03,383
the Commission has an exciting
career path in store for you.
398
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,503
Let's start with the tube room...
399
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263
Well...
400
00:25:17,140 --> 00:25:18,600
this is nice, isn't it?
401
00:25:18,683 --> 00:25:21,023
The three of us, together like this.
402
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,600
No.
403
00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:26,861
Somebody explain to me how it
is I'm having a pint of Guinness
404
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:29,362
- with my younger self.
- Older, actually.
405
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:32,276
I'm you, just 14 days older.
406
00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:34,124
I have pubic hair smarter than you.
407
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:36,199
- How's that possible?
- I can explain.
408
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,001
You see, one hour from
now, on the grassy knoll,
409
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,749
before the president is killed,
410
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,376
you break your contract
with the Commission.
411
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,458
I already know you're thinking about it.
412
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,004
All those years in the apocalypse,
413
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,417
we never stopped worrying
about our family.
414
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,675
Well, today, you are going
to do something about it.
415
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:56,679
Today, you are going to attempt
to time travel forward to 2019.
416
00:25:56,763 --> 00:25:59,223
However, you are going
to screw up the jump
417
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:01,267
and end up in this twip of a body,
418
00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:04,561
trapped forever, small, pubescent.
419
00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:06,056
Okay.
420
00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,772
Even if I was to believe you,
what am I supposed to do about it,
421
00:26:09,773 --> 00:26:10,909
- not jump?
- No, no.
422
00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:11,924
I need you to jump.
423
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,155
If you don't jump, I cease to exist.
424
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:16,699
What I need from you
is to jump correctly.
425
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:18,583
- I'm listening.
- The first time through,
426
00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:20,410
I got the calculation wrong.
427
00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,365
That's how I ended up in this body.
428
00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:25,205
But now, I know the correct calculation.
429
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:27,440
What is it?
430
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,920
I'll be glad to tell you...
431
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:32,384
in exchange for that briefcase
you're holding under the table.
432
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:36,597
Yeah, yeah, so you go back to 2019,
433
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:38,888
as planned, but this time
with the right math,
434
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,056
so you remain a full-grown man.
435
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:44,441
In exchange, we get that briefcase
that you no longer need.
436
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,935
Timeline restored, paradox resolved.
437
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,940
Everyone goes on existing
happily ever after.
438
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:54,494
That's quite a bit to take in.
439
00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,281
What do you think?
440
00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:05,164
I think...
441
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,287
I need to piss.
442
00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:15,799
Oh.
443
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:20,851
Well, besides the flop sweat,
444
00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:23,266
I think that went pretty
well, am I right?
445
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,770
No, no, there's something...
446
00:27:25,180 --> 00:27:26,900
Something doesn't feel right about this.
447
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,515
What... What do you mean?
448
00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:30,232
I don't trust him.
449
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:32,976
But he's you.
450
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:35,527
Exactly.
451
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:46,707
A tidy workspace is a happy workspace.
452
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,681
Bingo, the Infinite Switchboard.
453
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,403
All right.
454
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,072
How hard can this be?
455
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,511
Oh! Please don't hurt me.
456
00:28:38,591 --> 00:28:39,681
Who the hell are you?
457
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,260
I'm Herb. I'm an analyst.
458
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,635
I'm Diego. I have a knife.
459
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,353
Yes, I can see.
460
00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:48,563
It's very shiny.
461
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,359
Oh.
462
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:53,824
Breathe.
463
00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:58,356
It's an honor to meet
you, Mr. Hargreeves.
464
00:28:58,778 --> 00:28:59,778
You know me?
465
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:01,488
Everybody knows you.
466
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,993
I mean, you're Number Two.
467
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,164
You're a legend.
468
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:09,000
- Really?
- Mr. Hargreeves, you can't be here.
469
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,500
Herb, is that any way
to talk to a legend?
470
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,043
You know how to work this puppy?
471
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:19,014
- I'm certified to operate the ISB, yes.
- Good.
472
00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:21,890
I need you to look up a date:
November 22, 1963,
473
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,718
the assassination of John F. Kennedy.
474
00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,523
Unauthorized use of
the Infinite Switchboard
475
00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:27,395
is a clear violation of
company protocol 67D...
476
00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,022
Don't be such a tight-ass.
477
00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:31,555
You don't understand.
478
00:29:32,395 --> 00:29:34,225
- There's been a coup d'état.
- What's that?
479
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,611
- Cadillac?
- No.
480
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,610
The Handler has taken
over the Commission.
481
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:43,322
The whole place has gone
to heck in a handbasket,
482
00:29:43,406 --> 00:29:44,656
and people are disappearing.
483
00:29:45,575 --> 00:29:47,450
They would kill us both if
they caught us in here.
484
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:49,542
Well, you better get started
before they come get us.
485
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:55,166
One quick look, and then you gotta go.
486
00:29:55,251 --> 00:29:56,251
My man.
487
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:58,796
Okay...
488
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:02,433
Oh, no. Why would you... No, no. Bad.
489
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,839
Don't hurt the timeline.
490
00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,387
That's a rule...
491
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,314
that I intend to follow.
492
00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,234
This one connects to that one...
493
00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:24,530
Okay.
494
00:30:26,074 --> 00:30:27,204
Here we go.
495
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:31,289
Dallas. November 22, 1963.
496
00:30:33,670 --> 00:30:34,713
This is it.
497
00:30:34,740 --> 00:30:36,268
This is right before the assassination.
498
00:30:36,270 --> 00:30:38,440
- Assassination?
- Pay attention.
499
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,962
The president is about to
turn into Dealey Plaza.
500
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:46,051
One more turn into Elm and
they're gonna start shooting.
501
00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:48,088
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is that?
502
00:30:48,090 --> 00:30:49,553
That's the FBI building.
503
00:30:49,556 --> 00:30:51,548
Yeah, but why the hell
did it just blow up?
504
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:52,718
That's not supposed to happen?
505
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,100
No, that's not sup...
506
00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:56,022
He's driving away. They didn't kill him?
507
00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:59,614
- Holy shit.
- Oh... Oy, that's no bueno.
508
00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,150
It wasn't a gunshot, it was an explosion
509
00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:04,709
we heard on the Frankel footage.
510
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:06,218
... the attack on Dealey Plaza,
511
00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:08,317
as the Soviets deny all responsibility.
512
00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:10,208
Moscow promises a fierce response
513
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,083
in retaliation to American attacks.
514
00:31:12,100 --> 00:31:14,108
Anchorage, Alaska,
has just been decimated
515
00:31:14,110 --> 00:31:15,121
by the Red Menace!
516
00:31:15,164 --> 00:31:17,124
The world braces as we find ourselves
517
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:19,036
on the brink of nuclear war.
518
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:22,167
All citizens take cov...
519
00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:24,240
That's what Hazel was trying to tell us.
520
00:31:24,270 --> 00:31:25,340
Hazel?
521
00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,364
I mean, this is what causes doomsday.
522
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,257
Do you have another angle
on the FBI building?
523
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,345
Watch this.
524
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:33,245
And...
525
00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:42,149
Vanya.
526
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,783
Vanya is the bomb.
527
00:31:49,866 --> 00:31:51,196
Vanya is the bomb.
528
00:31:53,369 --> 00:31:54,909
She will always be the bomb.
529
00:31:58,041 --> 00:31:59,541
I need to get back to Dallas.
530
00:32:00,126 --> 00:32:01,126
Now.
531
00:32:03,296 --> 00:32:05,716
We need La Résistance.
532
00:32:15,558 --> 00:32:16,808
You gotta be kidding me.
533
00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,015
I know we don't look like much,
but we're resourceful.
534
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:21,774
Don't mess with case management.
535
00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:23,066
Stand down, Dot.
536
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:49,591
Oh. Sorry.
537
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,511
Ugh.
538
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,845
Yeah, that's a waste of time.
539
00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:57,933
Trust me.
540
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:01,102
Then why were you holding it when
I found you dead in the apocalypse?
541
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,524
No idea.
542
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:05,565
But the guy it belonged to
didn't end the world. Vanya did.
543
00:33:05,984 --> 00:33:07,654
- Timid little Vanya.
- Yep.
544
00:33:07,730 --> 00:33:10,190
Is more powerful than
all of us put together.
545
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,068
Turns out, she was pissed
about the way we treated her
546
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:13,150
when we were kids,
547
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:16,237
so she destroyed the moon
and ended the world.
548
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:18,873
Huh. Fair enough.
549
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,126
- Yeah...
- This is perfect.
550
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,748
We now know exactly what's gonna happen.
551
00:33:26,629 --> 00:33:28,879
Yeah, except it, uh, already did.
552
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,675
Don't think, just listen.
553
00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,718
Forget about the little jerk-off's plan.
It's way too complicated.
554
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:37,563
A much better plan is
for us to travel to 2019.
555
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,810
All we have to do is
make nice with Vanya,
556
00:33:39,892 --> 00:33:42,522
stop her from destroying
the world. Easy-peasy.
557
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:44,401
Hmm.
558
00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:46,573
Well, that's actually...
559
00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:48,479
- That's not bad, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
560
00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:49,778
But what about Five?
561
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,904
I mean, you? I mean,
562
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:54,318
- the, uh, young you.
- That's not me.
563
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,657
That's a prepubescent photocopy
that got botched in the time jump.
564
00:33:57,744 --> 00:34:00,044
- Besides, it's too late for him anyway.
- Too late?
565
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,792
Paradox psychosis?
566
00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:04,834
Best thing we can do is put
him out of his misery.
567
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:06,540
What?
568
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:08,880
You're... You're saying to kill him?
569
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,171
You're thinking about this all wrong.
570
00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:11,633
- We're not killing anybody.
- No...
571
00:34:11,716 --> 00:34:14,716
Look at me. I'm Five,
and I will still be alive.
572
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:17,352
All we are doing is getting
rid of a mutant doppelganger.
573
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:20,096
Amputating a vestigial nipple.
574
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:23,894
Wait...
575
00:34:24,437 --> 00:34:26,857
are you sure you don't
have paradox psychosis?
576
00:34:27,273 --> 00:34:28,943
I've never felt better in my life.
577
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:36,948
We good?
578
00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:39,697
- We're good.
- You got a deal.
579
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,293
We gotta hurry. Kennedy's en route.
580
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,751
Less than an hour until showtime.
581
00:34:45,792 --> 00:34:48,092
Why are you so anxious to
get going all of a sudden?
582
00:34:48,169 --> 00:34:49,169
Relax.
583
00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:51,962
You're getting paranoid.
584
00:34:51,964 --> 00:34:53,094
Oh, am I?
585
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:56,336
Okay, let's roll.
586
00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,307
She'll start talking soon enough.
587
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:14,608
Vanya, talking to us
is your only option.
588
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:19,118
Who is your handler? Answer me.
589
00:35:20,576 --> 00:35:22,286
- Excuse me?
- We're all waiting.
590
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:23,830
- For what?
- The answer.
591
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,709
I... I don't... I don't understand.
592
00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,709
So you're not prepared,
is that what you're saying?
593
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,879
- Well, prepared for what?
- It's not her fault.
594
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,971
She hit her head.
She can't remember anything.
595
00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:38,470
She got overheated,
wiped her mind clean.
596
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:40,933
She's lazy. Didn't study.
597
00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:44,353
- No, no, that's not it. I...
- Maybe she's been faking it all along.
598
00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:47,153
- She's just not ready for this.
- You're all wrong.
599
00:35:47,812 --> 00:35:50,822
Number Seven deliberately
chooses not to remember.
600
00:35:59,532 --> 00:36:00,532
Mom?
601
00:36:01,617 --> 00:36:02,737
Are you okay?
602
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,371
Of course I am.
603
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,044
Why wouldn't I be?
604
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:29,352
Something wrong?
605
00:36:31,689 --> 00:36:33,729
- Just not hungry.
- Try it.
606
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,072
- It might help you remember.
- ... remember.
607
00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:42,161
Vanya, what are you doing in Dallas?
608
00:36:43,826 --> 00:36:45,746
Keep ignoring me and see what happens.
609
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,290
We will get you to talk.
610
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,545
Number Seven! Either you remember...
611
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,050
... or you will go to your
room without dessert!
612
00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:43,095
What the hell's going
on with the lights?
613
00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:44,965
She's not responding.
614
00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,354
Let's help motivate her.
615
00:37:57,817 --> 00:37:59,527
Are you here to kill the president?
616
00:38:06,784 --> 00:38:10,084
God, why are people so much
heavier when they're dead?
617
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:11,622
You got a lot of practice at this?
618
00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:15,753
Yeah.
619
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:19,340
Hey, so, what was it like
when I possessed you?
620
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:23,972
It was like sex with one
of the lesser Baldwins.
621
00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:27,351
I mean, you can feel him
clattering around in there,
622
00:38:27,430 --> 00:38:28,470
but do you really care?
623
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,180
Why? What was it like driving
all this hot business?
624
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:35,725
It... It was like having no skin...
625
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:40,282
but still wanting to
touch... everything.
626
00:38:40,359 --> 00:38:41,359
Oh, yeah.
627
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:44,863
Okay. One... two...
628
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:51,787
Shit!
629
00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,251
- Oh!
- Oh, good.
630
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,371
All right, you're both here.
All right, we gotta go.
631
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,540
Diego, Jesus!
632
00:38:57,626 --> 00:39:01,376
Wow. Number Two, Three, and Four.
633
00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:04,054
We almost have an Umbrella
straight flush here.
634
00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:07,803
Ray, this is my other brother, Diego.
635
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:11,971
Hey, man. Sorry to
crash in here like this.
636
00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:15,228
Hey, who is this guy?
637
00:39:15,311 --> 00:39:17,611
Herb. He worked with
Five at the Commission.
638
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:18,688
The Commission?
639
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,731
We monitor and maintain
the time-space continuum.
640
00:39:22,170 --> 00:39:23,179
Okay.
641
00:39:23,180 --> 00:39:24,443
No, for real. I was just there.
642
00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,445
It's awesome. Okay,
I got to look at the timeline.
643
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,990
I know what causes doomsday.
644
00:39:29,367 --> 00:39:30,388
It's Vanya.
645
00:39:30,389 --> 00:39:31,679
Wait, what?
646
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:32,690
How?
647
00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,620
Gonna blow up the federal
building at Dealey Plaza
648
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:37,252
just as the president's passing
through in less than one hour.
649
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,036
We gotta find her and stop her, now.
650
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:42,417
- Wait, Vanya kills the president?
- No, no, no.
651
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:45,795
See, the explosion causes the motorcade
to drive off. Kennedy lives.
652
00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:48,575
Everybody thinks Russia's behind
it, including the president.
653
00:39:48,636 --> 00:39:50,546
He strikes back, they strike back.
654
00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,518
Before you know it, it's raining nukes.
655
00:39:52,598 --> 00:39:54,268
- Okay, um...
- Holy shit.
656
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:55,870
Ray? Ray, baby.
657
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,444
- Are... Are you okay? Okay.
- No, I'm not okay.
658
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,658
First of all, this son of bitch
beams into our living room
659
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,462
with yet another one of your brothers,
660
00:40:02,470 --> 00:40:03,649
and he's talking about stopping
661
00:40:03,651 --> 00:40:05,781
one of your sisters from
blowing up some buildings,
662
00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:08,111
and I got a dead man wrapped
up in my best rug, babe.
663
00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:10,907
Okay. Okay, okay. Can we...
Can we... Raymond. Ray. Ray.
664
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,204
Or we can have that shampooed.
665
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:16,872
We also provide body removal services.
666
00:40:18,541 --> 00:40:20,171
I love you, Raymond Chestnut...
667
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:25,270
and I really wish I had time
for the nervous breakdown
668
00:40:25,290 --> 00:40:26,801
you so deserve.
669
00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,354
But you have to go.
670
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:36,773
I have to go.
671
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:18,104
Hey, where's that new recruit?
The shaggy hair, caveman face?
672
00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,140
No clue, sorry.
673
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:26,234
Loyalty isn't a choice,
it's a lifestyle.
674
00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,409
Vanya, I don't wanna
keep doing this to you,
675
00:41:42,249 --> 00:41:44,539
but I have a responsibility
to the public,
676
00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,640
and I need to know who you are.
677
00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:50,134
Eat up, it's getting cold.
678
00:41:50,549 --> 00:41:52,799
- I don't want it.
- I know you don't want it,
679
00:41:52,885 --> 00:41:54,465
but you can't pretend it doesn't exist.
680
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:55,683
I'm not pretending.
681
00:41:55,763 --> 00:41:56,923
Of course you are.
682
00:41:56,972 --> 00:41:58,722
You choose to live in a fantasy,
683
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,080
a land of make-believe
684
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,100
where you don't have to face
up to who you really are.
685
00:42:02,102 --> 00:42:05,022
Rather than face the complexities
of your own existence,
686
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,395
you choose to hide
inside someone else's.
687
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,743
A silly life on a silly farm.
688
00:42:14,114 --> 00:42:15,534
That's not meant for you.
689
00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:25,020
I hope we find Vanya in time.
690
00:42:27,086 --> 00:42:30,416
You can't deny your true self any
longer, even if you are afraid.
691
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,928
- I'm not afraid.
- Then eat!
692
00:42:33,884 --> 00:42:35,474
One more bite, and you can go.
693
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,952
What the hell is happening?
694
00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:03,334
We've gotta stop her.
695
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,875
You're going to have to terminate.
696
00:43:08,877 --> 00:43:11,127
I'm trying! I'm trying!
697
00:43:19,638 --> 00:43:22,558
How is she still alive?
698
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:23,891
I remember.
699
00:43:23,976 --> 00:43:25,386
I remember.
700
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:15,818
Question, guys.
701
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:19,027
Who are we trying to save Vanya from?
702
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:20,050
FBI!
703
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:24,162
But if they're all sucking ceiling right
now, why hasn't she stopped?
704
00:44:38,770 --> 00:44:43,770
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