1 00:00:01,008 --> 00:00:02,909 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:03,297 --> 00:00:04,911 When I thought you weren't coming, I... 3 00:00:04,936 --> 00:00:06,555 I left you a voice mail. 4 00:00:06,580 --> 00:00:08,047 You mean the one where you belittled me 5 00:00:08,072 --> 00:00:09,568 and told me to grow the hell up? 6 00:00:09,593 --> 00:00:10,783 You know what, Randall, you still have 7 00:00:10,808 --> 00:00:11,984 that cot at your office? 8 00:00:12,009 --> 00:00:13,367 You should go sleep on it. 9 00:00:14,351 --> 00:00:16,088 I'm not sleeping in Philadelphia, Beth. 10 00:00:16,189 --> 00:00:18,291 We can't keep simmering like this forever. 11 00:00:18,392 --> 00:00:20,023 Fine. You want to do this right now? 12 00:00:20,117 --> 00:00:22,118 Let's do this. Close the door. 13 00:00:27,687 --> 00:00:30,429 - Beth, if you think you... - No. Mm-mm. Me first. 14 00:00:32,617 --> 00:00:34,417 I am looking at you right now, 15 00:00:34,442 --> 00:00:36,079 but I don't even recognize you. 16 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,538 Because my husband, the man that I married, 17 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,256 would never talk to me the way 18 00:00:40,281 --> 00:00:42,389 that you did on that voice mail, ever. 19 00:00:42,414 --> 00:00:43,545 I know. 20 00:00:44,149 --> 00:00:45,459 And I'm sorry. 21 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:47,318 That message was a gross misstep. 22 00:00:47,343 --> 00:00:49,492 A misstep? Randall, your Coogi sweater phase 23 00:00:49,517 --> 00:00:50,584 in college, that's a misstep. 24 00:00:50,609 --> 00:00:51,748 Okay? What you said... 25 00:00:51,773 --> 00:00:52,928 What-what were your exact words? 26 00:00:52,953 --> 00:00:55,756 That I teach "bored housewives how to twirl"? 27 00:00:55,781 --> 00:00:56,881 I didn't mean it. 28 00:00:56,906 --> 00:00:58,068 I was just... 29 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,387 I was trying to hurt your feelings. 30 00:01:01,412 --> 00:01:02,903 I thought you were standing me up, and I... 31 00:01:02,928 --> 00:01:04,462 Why would I stand you up? 32 00:01:04,701 --> 00:01:07,002 When have I ever not had your back? 33 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:10,614 Never. 34 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:14,699 But if we're being honest, Beth, 35 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:17,707 our rhythm has been off. 36 00:01:18,051 --> 00:01:19,379 All right? It's been off for months. 37 00:01:19,404 --> 00:01:22,168 No, no. My rhythm is fine; your rhythm is off. 38 00:01:22,668 --> 00:01:24,703 And it's off because you're not getting what you want. 39 00:01:24,728 --> 00:01:26,829 - I'm not getting what I want? - No. Because I refuse 40 00:01:26,854 --> 00:01:28,887 to give up my own life to accommodate yours. 41 00:01:28,912 --> 00:01:30,590 I've never asked... Oh, my... 42 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,010 I am killing myself 43 00:01:36,035 --> 00:01:38,698 driving to Philly and back every day. 44 00:01:39,292 --> 00:01:40,479 If I'm lucky, I get a chance 45 00:01:40,504 --> 00:01:42,151 to catch the girls before they go to bed. 46 00:01:42,488 --> 00:01:46,713 If not, then I'm stuck sleeping on a pull-out in my office. 47 00:01:47,221 --> 00:01:50,268 I'm not even sworn in yet, Beth, and I am already swamped. 48 00:01:50,293 --> 00:01:53,424 But I still make it back for your dance recital. 49 00:01:53,617 --> 00:01:55,565 And I still make it home to watch the girls 50 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:57,213 every time you have an evening class, 51 00:01:57,238 --> 00:01:59,854 because I want you to have your own life. 52 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:01,190 No, you don't. 53 00:02:01,796 --> 00:02:03,712 You just realized I'm not gonna stop teaching, 54 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:05,571 but you are definitely not on board. 55 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:09,470 No, no. For the past 20 years, I have stood by your side 56 00:02:09,495 --> 00:02:12,360 through every whim, every pipe dream, 57 00:02:12,385 --> 00:02:14,712 every flight of fancy that you can think of. 58 00:02:14,737 --> 00:02:17,105 And for the first time, the first time, 59 00:02:17,584 --> 00:02:19,110 I have a flight of fancy. 60 00:02:19,148 --> 00:02:20,849 Something that I want. 61 00:02:20,982 --> 00:02:23,470 And still, it becomes about you. 62 00:02:24,530 --> 00:02:28,720 Damn it, Randall, we have been having the same fight since we met. 63 00:02:30,576 --> 00:02:31,837 ♪ 64 00:02:55,618 --> 00:02:57,266 - Oh. - Oh, I... I-I'm sorry. 65 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:58,704 No problem. 66 00:03:06,346 --> 00:03:10,704 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com* 67 00:03:13,197 --> 00:03:15,100 Kevin, she's not just any ol' girl. 68 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,419 KEVIN (ON PHONE): Yes, she is. 69 00:03:16,538 --> 00:03:18,839 That's exactly what she is, man. Ask her out. 70 00:03:18,940 --> 00:03:20,908 I can't just walk up to Beth Clarke and go, 71 00:03:21,009 --> 00:03:23,034 "Hey, Beth, I'm Randall... you know, the guy 72 00:03:23,059 --> 00:03:24,909 who holds the door open for everyone in econ class 73 00:03:24,934 --> 00:03:26,547 just so he can casually hold it open for you 74 00:03:26,572 --> 00:03:28,669 without it being weird." Yeah, that guy. 75 00:03:29,177 --> 00:03:30,747 Want to go grab a pizza or something?" 76 00:03:30,772 --> 00:03:32,172 You're definitely gonna die a virgin. 77 00:03:32,197 --> 00:03:34,724 - I'm not gonna die a virgin. - You might. 78 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,738 Shut up, Nathan, and stop listening to my phone calls. 79 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,802 - Forget it. - No, dude. 80 00:03:38,827 --> 00:03:41,083 I'm sorry. I... Don't hang up. 81 00:03:41,108 --> 00:03:44,919 Um, Sophie's in class all day. I lost my MetroCard. 82 00:03:45,827 --> 00:03:47,061 New York sucks. 83 00:03:47,224 --> 00:03:48,865 I want to help. Um... 84 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:51,459 Call Beth's dorm. 85 00:03:51,568 --> 00:03:53,376 Use a different phone so I can listen, 86 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:54,568 and I'll tell you what to say. 87 00:03:54,662 --> 00:03:55,896 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 88 00:03:55,921 --> 00:03:57,224 Trust me. Steve Martin did it 89 00:03:57,249 --> 00:03:59,553 in that movie where he's got the-the big nose, and I have... 90 00:04:00,283 --> 00:04:01,639 way more game than him. 91 00:04:07,365 --> 00:04:08,569 (PHONE RINGING) 92 00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:12,561 Hello. 93 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,124 Kev, she picked up. She picked up, Kev. 94 00:04:14,395 --> 00:04:15,762 Great. Tell her, 95 00:04:15,910 --> 00:04:17,608 "You don't know who I am, but you're about to." 96 00:04:17,633 --> 00:04:19,867 - I'm not saying that. - Do you want my help or not? 97 00:04:19,892 --> 00:04:20,991 BETH: Hello? 98 00:04:21,717 --> 00:04:25,788 Hey. You may not know who I am, but you're about to. 99 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:27,372 Who is this? 100 00:04:27,926 --> 00:04:30,812 Rand... Randall Pearson. 101 00:04:32,785 --> 00:04:35,640 Oh. Uh... (CHUCKLES) Randall. 102 00:04:36,530 --> 00:04:38,609 What's going on? 103 00:04:38,634 --> 00:04:40,034 She asked me what's going on. 104 00:04:40,059 --> 00:04:42,164 Tell her you're taking her to dinner tomorrow night, 105 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:43,734 and you want to know what time to pick her up. 106 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,586 (CHUCKLING): Hey, so... 107 00:04:47,665 --> 00:04:49,851 I'm gonna take you out to dinner tomorrow night. 108 00:04:50,763 --> 00:04:52,390 What time should I come pick you up? 109 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:58,398 U-Um, Randall, are you... are you asking me out? 110 00:05:00,104 --> 00:05:01,304 Yes. 111 00:05:01,701 --> 00:05:03,149 I guess I am. 112 00:05:04,324 --> 00:05:07,110 Okay. Um... 113 00:05:08,969 --> 00:05:11,008 Uh, 7 o'clock? 114 00:05:12,017 --> 00:05:13,183 Really? 115 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,581 Yeah, I'll go out with you. 116 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:17,399 Once. 117 00:05:17,799 --> 00:05:19,938 Okay, so I'll see you tomorrow, then. 118 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:29,032 - Holy crap. - Holy crap. 119 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,329 (SHRIEKS, LAUGHS) 120 00:05:35,019 --> 00:05:36,314 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 121 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:40,399 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 122 00:05:43,585 --> 00:05:45,111 I was surprised you said yes. 123 00:05:45,715 --> 00:05:47,705 You probably get asked out on dates all the time. 124 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:50,681 Not really. 125 00:05:56,820 --> 00:05:58,323 You're an architecture major. 126 00:05:58,804 --> 00:06:00,619 I thought you might want to study dance. 127 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,930 No. What made you think that? 128 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:05,760 I asked around about you. 129 00:06:08,032 --> 00:06:10,448 Well, you got some bad Intel. 130 00:06:11,292 --> 00:06:13,694 I used to dance, but not anymore. 131 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:15,706 RANDALL: Hmm. Ever? 132 00:06:16,565 --> 00:06:19,675 Like, if someone put on some Miseducation of Lauryn Hill right now, 133 00:06:19,790 --> 00:06:21,090 you wouldn't cut a rug? 134 00:06:22,692 --> 00:06:25,425 (LAUGHS) Okay. Um, well, first of all, 135 00:06:25,793 --> 00:06:29,121 you don't dance to Lauryn Hill; you groove. 136 00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:32,027 And secondly, who says "cut a rug"? 137 00:06:32,052 --> 00:06:33,566 A lot of people say "cut a rug." 138 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,043 White people. 139 00:06:35,142 --> 00:06:37,582 Well, I was raised by white people. 140 00:06:39,010 --> 00:06:40,214 I'm adopted. 141 00:06:41,621 --> 00:06:42,988 You'd be surprised how hard that is 142 00:06:43,013 --> 00:06:44,480 to ease in the conversation. 143 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:46,730 Mm. Yeah, I didn't know. 144 00:06:49,506 --> 00:06:51,324 Well, maybe you should have asked around about me. 145 00:06:57,293 --> 00:07:00,535 I was dropped off at a fire station the day I was born. 146 00:07:01,053 --> 00:07:03,598 And a fireman brought me to a hospital, 147 00:07:04,012 --> 00:07:05,965 and my dad convinced my mom to adopt me. 148 00:07:12,039 --> 00:07:13,474 He died earlier this year. 149 00:07:14,523 --> 00:07:15,763 (CHUCKLING): My dad. 150 00:07:17,623 --> 00:07:19,091 It was a heart attack, and... 151 00:07:25,884 --> 00:07:27,084 I'm sorry, Beth. 152 00:07:27,368 --> 00:07:28,544 Uh... 153 00:07:29,732 --> 00:07:31,005 I'm not used to saying that... 154 00:07:32,089 --> 00:07:33,521 out loud yet. I'm sorry. 155 00:07:36,698 --> 00:07:37,904 Um... 156 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:41,560 Uh, my dad passed away last year. 157 00:07:42,975 --> 00:07:44,662 He was sick for a while, 158 00:07:44,687 --> 00:07:47,850 but it still felt so sudden. 159 00:07:50,299 --> 00:07:51,436 Yeah. 160 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,702 I think we're ready to order. 161 00:07:58,475 --> 00:07:59,931 Sorry, but my manager asked 162 00:07:59,956 --> 00:08:01,913 if you could pay for your meal first. 163 00:08:05,264 --> 00:08:07,699 Um, is there something wrong? 164 00:08:08,351 --> 00:08:10,343 WAITER: No, it's a restaurant policy. 165 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:14,460 Well, did-did all these people pay for their meal in advance, 166 00:08:14,485 --> 00:08:16,749 or is that policy just for us? 167 00:08:16,774 --> 00:08:18,351 Beth, it's fine. 168 00:08:18,682 --> 00:08:20,320 You know, we probably just, you know, 169 00:08:20,345 --> 00:08:22,523 look a little young to be here, I guess. 170 00:08:22,548 --> 00:08:25,082 So I'll pay. The money's right here. 171 00:08:25,883 --> 00:08:28,320 Uh, I don't know how much the 172 00:08:28,345 --> 00:08:29,969 - check is gonna be, but... - Okay, okay. No, um... 173 00:08:29,994 --> 00:08:31,063 Randall, no, put your checkbook away. 174 00:08:31,088 --> 00:08:32,453 We're not... we're not eating here. 175 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:33,828 Excuse me. Excuse me. 176 00:08:34,567 --> 00:08:35,961 Hey, Beth. Beth, wait up. 177 00:08:36,889 --> 00:08:38,008 Beth. 178 00:08:40,198 --> 00:08:41,665 Beth. Beth, wait up. 179 00:08:41,690 --> 00:08:42,797 Wait up, Beth. 180 00:08:43,274 --> 00:08:44,984 You were actually gonna hand over your check 181 00:08:45,009 --> 00:08:47,234 - like that was okay. - Of course it isn't okay, 182 00:08:47,259 --> 00:08:49,399 but I-I didn't want to ruin the date. 183 00:08:50,719 --> 00:08:53,063 Okay, okay, look, Randall, you're a very nice guy, 184 00:08:53,088 --> 00:08:55,251 and everyone at school has been trying to set me up with you 185 00:08:55,276 --> 00:08:57,141 'cause we're pretty much the only two black kids there, 186 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:59,118 but you're just... 187 00:08:59,628 --> 00:09:01,063 (SIGHS) Y-You're-You're a lot. 188 00:09:01,377 --> 00:09:04,279 And this date was a lot. 189 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:05,821 What do you mean? 190 00:09:08,129 --> 00:09:12,611 Um, you want to know what my idea of the perfect date is? 191 00:09:13,224 --> 00:09:14,423 It's nachos. 192 00:09:14,448 --> 00:09:16,306 It's-it's ginger beer and nachos. 193 00:09:16,477 --> 00:09:17,884 This? All this, 194 00:09:17,909 --> 00:09:20,173 this-this restaurant and-and the flowers, 195 00:09:20,198 --> 00:09:22,767 and... I mean, you're in a suit and tie. 196 00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:25,548 It is 78 degrees right now. Aren't you hot? 197 00:09:25,573 --> 00:09:27,134 I mean, it's a little hot, yeah, but... 198 00:09:27,159 --> 00:09:28,759 Then take off the stupid jacket. 199 00:09:28,784 --> 00:09:30,040 It's not a stupid jacket. 200 00:09:32,325 --> 00:09:33,627 You're trying to start a fight with me, 201 00:09:33,652 --> 00:09:35,119 but I don't want to fight with you. 202 00:09:35,731 --> 00:09:37,588 I-I grew up in a house with parents who didn't fight. 203 00:09:37,613 --> 00:09:39,283 I... I mean, 204 00:09:39,940 --> 00:09:41,650 Th-they-they fought once. 205 00:09:41,675 --> 00:09:43,243 It-it was actually pretty rough. 206 00:09:43,268 --> 00:09:45,260 I came home early and watched the entire thing... 207 00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,809 Okay, Randall, I've known you for ten minutes. 208 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:48,549 Just... stop telling me this stuff. 209 00:09:48,574 --> 00:09:50,175 - It's-it's too much. - Beth. 210 00:09:50,583 --> 00:09:53,244 B-Beth. Stop it. 211 00:09:54,154 --> 00:09:55,924 You can't just walk off like that. 212 00:09:57,247 --> 00:09:59,472 This jacket i-is the nicest thing I own, 213 00:09:59,497 --> 00:10:01,761 and I-I wore it because I wanted to look nice for you. 214 00:10:01,826 --> 00:10:03,784 These flowers? I didn't know what you'd like, 215 00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:05,245 so I bought four bouquets. 216 00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:07,824 My dorm is literally covered in flowers. I... 217 00:10:09,528 --> 00:10:12,011 I-I just thought you deserved a great first date. 218 00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,058 (SIGHS) 219 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,636 I think you deserve everything. 220 00:10:19,563 --> 00:10:20,816 Um... 221 00:10:22,942 --> 00:10:24,566 I-I have to go, Randall. 222 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,720 Again, you're-you're a very nice guy, 223 00:10:26,745 --> 00:10:28,332 but please don't call me again. 224 00:10:29,481 --> 00:10:30,707 (RANDALL SIGHS) 225 00:10:42,638 --> 00:10:44,739 So? How'd it go? 226 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:47,770 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) Good. 227 00:10:48,872 --> 00:10:50,067 I'm gonna marry her. 228 00:10:51,634 --> 00:10:52,848 (CHUCKLES) 229 00:11:03,368 --> 00:11:04,242 ♪ 230 00:11:04,266 --> 00:11:06,594 ♪ Who knew we'd make it this far? ♪ 231 00:11:07,287 --> 00:11:09,822 ♪ Then I think about, where would I be ♪ 232 00:11:09,847 --> 00:11:12,406 - ♪ If we were to just fall apart? ♪ - (BETH LAUGHING) 233 00:11:12,627 --> 00:11:14,381 ♪ And I can't stand the thought of losing you ♪ 234 00:11:14,401 --> 00:11:16,157 (SINGING ALONG): ♪ Meet me at the altar ♪ 235 00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:17,876 ♪ In your white dress ♪ 236 00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:22,447 ♪ We ain't getting no younger, we might as well do it ♪ 237 00:11:22,719 --> 00:11:26,658 ♪ Been feeling you all the while, girl, I must confess ♪ 238 00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:29,635 ♪ Girl, let's just get married ♪ 239 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,986 ♪ I just want to get married... ♪ 240 00:11:32,011 --> 00:11:34,354 Beth, love of my life, 241 00:11:35,507 --> 00:11:36,909 will you marry me? 242 00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:40,198 ♪ We might as well do it... ♪ 243 00:11:40,223 --> 00:11:41,401 I need to work. 244 00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:43,962 - You need to stop proposing. - So, is that a "yes"? 245 00:11:44,133 --> 00:11:45,393 It's a "not yet." 246 00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,276 Ah. 247 00:11:49,587 --> 00:11:52,456 Well, at least we're getting closer. 248 00:11:53,141 --> 00:11:55,409 When I proposed on the jumbotron at the Pirates game, 249 00:11:55,434 --> 00:11:56,971 you said, "Hell no," 250 00:11:56,996 --> 00:11:59,130 so "not yet" is a step in the right direction. 251 00:11:59,155 --> 00:12:00,522 - Baby? - I... Yeah. 252 00:12:01,362 --> 00:12:02,699 You are it for me. 253 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:05,550 After seven unbelievable years, 254 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:07,269 you think I want to break in another boyfriend? 255 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,386 (CHUCKLES) 256 00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:10,300 I'm just not ready to get married. 257 00:12:10,442 --> 00:12:12,675 - We don't have to rush. - I know. 258 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,980 BETH: Mmm. 259 00:12:15,232 --> 00:12:17,300 ♪ I want to give you my all ♪ 260 00:12:17,325 --> 00:12:21,511 ♪ Do you think about maybe us having some babies? ♪ 261 00:12:21,536 --> 00:12:23,589 ♪ Come on, won't you be my lady forever? ♪ 262 00:12:23,614 --> 00:12:24,948 RANDALL: Mmm. Wait. 263 00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:27,121 Oh, we got to get out of here, 264 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:29,121 or we're gonna be late for Sunday dinner at my mom's. 265 00:12:29,146 --> 00:12:32,254 Well, what if we don't do, uh, Sunday dinner tonight? 266 00:12:33,116 --> 00:12:34,512 You don't want to have dinner at Mom's? 267 00:12:34,972 --> 00:12:36,539 Yeah, no, that... I mean, 268 00:12:36,564 --> 00:12:38,504 we just have dinner at your mom's every Sunday. 269 00:12:40,334 --> 00:12:42,036 We could go miniature golfing. 270 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,463 You and I haven't been miniature golfing in a while. 271 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:48,067 - Ooh, mini golf used to be our jam. - Yeah. 272 00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:49,551 I bet Mom's gonna love that. 273 00:12:49,654 --> 00:12:51,559 ♪ Been feeling you all the while, girl... ♪ 274 00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:54,169 I am having so much fun. 275 00:12:54,897 --> 00:12:56,637 Maybe next time we can go bowling. 276 00:12:56,904 --> 00:12:58,114 Yeah, maybe. 277 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,778 So, Rebecca, you seeing anyone? 278 00:13:03,936 --> 00:13:05,333 - Me? No. - Yeah. 279 00:13:05,747 --> 00:13:07,833 You know, one of my professors is recently separated, 280 00:13:07,858 --> 00:13:09,864 - and he is totally into... - No, no, no, no. No, Beth. 281 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,926 No, thank you. Sorry, but I'm-I'm fine. 282 00:13:13,753 --> 00:13:17,380 All I want is for my kids to find the right people 283 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:20,029 and, you know, settle down, 284 00:13:20,054 --> 00:13:22,422 maybe say yes to one of their proposals 285 00:13:22,447 --> 00:13:23,739 - at some point. - (RANDALL WHOOPS) 286 00:13:23,764 --> 00:13:26,419 Okay, Randall one, farmhouse zero. 287 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:27,911 Babe, I took your turn, so... 288 00:13:27,997 --> 00:13:29,161 - Mom, you're up. - Okay. 289 00:13:29,186 --> 00:13:32,200 Did you tell your mom about all of the proposals? 290 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:37,060 Yes? 291 00:13:37,085 --> 00:13:38,732 Including the one where we were... 292 00:13:38,757 --> 00:13:40,614 I-I told it to her very tastefully. 293 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,325 I didn't give her any details. 294 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:46,178 What? It's normal to tell your mom about proposing. 295 00:13:46,203 --> 00:13:48,209 There is nothing normal about this. 296 00:13:48,234 --> 00:13:49,724 - Honestly, Beth, it's my fault. - Rebecca. 297 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:50,928 - I shouldn't... - Rebecca, I'm trying to have 298 00:13:50,953 --> 00:13:52,717 a private conversation with Randall right now. 299 00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:54,876 Sorry. I'll let you two have your own conversation. 300 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,599 No. Mom. Mom. 301 00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:00,459 Beth, if you have something to say, say it. 302 00:14:00,888 --> 00:14:03,310 Really, Randall? You want to do this right now? 303 00:14:04,925 --> 00:14:05,958 Fine. 304 00:14:06,248 --> 00:14:08,756 I love you, but I'm not ready to get married 305 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:10,448 because I haven't figured out my life yet, 306 00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:11,624 and I don't want... 307 00:14:12,211 --> 00:14:14,734 What? What don't you want? 308 00:14:14,759 --> 00:14:18,773 I don't want my life to be consumed by my husband's. 309 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:21,030 And, Randall, I love you, but... 310 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,234 you consume things. 311 00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:27,327 Well, let me put your mind at ease. 312 00:14:27,882 --> 00:14:30,084 You don't have to worry about me proposing again. 313 00:14:31,044 --> 00:14:32,749 - Randall, that's not even what I... - No, I need a minute. 314 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,827 All right? I'll see you two by the car. 315 00:14:45,993 --> 00:14:47,187 May I? 316 00:14:57,879 --> 00:14:59,539 Rebecca, I didn't mean to say that. 317 00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:02,155 - I'm so sorry. - No, no. It's-it's fine, Beth. 318 00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:05,266 You think I want my son ending up with some wallflower? 319 00:15:05,349 --> 00:15:06,579 No. 320 00:15:08,716 --> 00:15:10,321 I'm glad it's gonna be you. 321 00:15:12,013 --> 00:15:13,258 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 322 00:15:14,772 --> 00:15:16,149 Marriage is... 323 00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:18,868 complicated. 324 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:24,813 I know my son's passions tend to overwhelm, 325 00:15:24,838 --> 00:15:27,344 but you don't need to worry about losing yourself with him, 326 00:15:27,369 --> 00:15:29,321 because he'll never let that happen. 327 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,774 How do you know? 328 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,875 (REBECCA EXHALES) 329 00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,641 When Randall was 11, 330 00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:38,368 we stayed at the cabin for the summer. 331 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:40,603 And I remember sitting out on the steps with him, 332 00:15:40,628 --> 00:15:41,711 looking up at the stars. 333 00:15:41,812 --> 00:15:44,001 I was trying to find the Big Dipper. 334 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,751 And he started crying. 335 00:15:48,001 --> 00:15:49,134 Hyperventilating. 336 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,001 Having an anxiety attack. 337 00:15:52,595 --> 00:15:56,170 And after he calmed down, he told me why he was upset. 338 00:15:56,195 --> 00:15:59,431 You know, he was looking up at this big, open sky, 339 00:15:59,888 --> 00:16:02,957 and he felt really small. 340 00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:05,102 He was scared 341 00:16:05,359 --> 00:16:08,291 because he didn't know where he fit in the universe. 342 00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,854 Well, seven years ago, after he met you, he called me. 343 00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:19,088 Told me he no longer had that fear. 344 00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:27,557 Hey. Come on, Randall. 345 00:16:28,462 --> 00:16:29,721 We're going somewhere. 346 00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:32,104 - What about my mom? - Forget about your mom. 347 00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:34,518 She told me to say that. Her words, not mine. 348 00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:36,588 (RANDALL SIGHS) 349 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,815 Are you gonna tell me what we're doing here? 350 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:47,886 Not yet. 351 00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:51,776 - Hi. - Hey. 352 00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:55,042 Can I get a number-two nachos with extra cheese? 353 00:16:55,067 --> 00:16:56,565 You can throw some jalapeños on there. 354 00:16:56,590 --> 00:16:57,925 And a ginger beer. 355 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,817 - Ice-cold if you have it. - Coming right up. 356 00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:01,792 - Beth. - Not yet. 357 00:17:10,053 --> 00:17:11,535 Ow. Hey. 358 00:17:19,156 --> 00:17:20,402 Okay. 359 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:22,011 I'm ready. 360 00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:23,761 Ask me. 361 00:17:30,104 --> 00:17:31,747 - Right now? - Yeah. 362 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,614 This is my favorite meal. 363 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,614 You're my favorite person. 364 00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,247 This is how I want it. 365 00:17:39,513 --> 00:17:41,122 I know you don't have the ring. It's fine. 366 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:42,427 It doesn't have... Oh, my God. 367 00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:45,247 - Really? - Our front door barely locks. 368 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,778 You think I leave this in the apartment? 369 00:17:48,219 --> 00:17:49,911 All right, look, before you do this, 370 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,255 we're not gonna lose ourselves in each other. 371 00:17:54,051 --> 00:17:55,536 We're gonna be full people. 372 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:57,966 Equals. 373 00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:00,442 We're a team. 374 00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:09,130 All right, go ahead. 375 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:10,201 (BETH CHUCKLES) 376 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,326 (BETH SNIFFLES, SIGHS) 377 00:18:12,698 --> 00:18:14,294 ("THOUSAND" BY ROSIE CARNEY PLAYING) 378 00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:20,693 (BETH CRYING) 379 00:18:20,928 --> 00:18:22,169 How are we crying already? 380 00:18:22,194 --> 00:18:23,544 We've done this a million times. 381 00:18:28,119 --> 00:18:31,060 ♪ She sings sweet things... ♪ 382 00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,357 Beth Clarke... 383 00:18:34,959 --> 00:18:36,506 you are the love of my life. 384 00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:38,959 ♪ After the laughter... ♪ 385 00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,647 You are my reason. 386 00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:43,022 You are my joy. 387 00:18:44,179 --> 00:18:45,584 You are my everything. 388 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,022 ♪ Dust grows... ♪ 389 00:18:48,047 --> 00:18:49,983 And I don't want to do life without you, 390 00:18:50,549 --> 00:18:51,593 so... 391 00:18:53,101 --> 00:18:54,389 will you marry me? 392 00:18:54,824 --> 00:18:56,366 ♪ Can't grow ♪ 393 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,999 I don't want to do life without you, either. 394 00:19:01,883 --> 00:19:02,882 Yes. 395 00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:04,788 Yes. 396 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,225 ♪ I know I've got more to give... ♪ 397 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,450 (WHISPERS): Yes! 398 00:19:09,475 --> 00:19:10,679 (RANDALL LAUGHS) 399 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:20,584 - KATE: Beth? - BETH: Yeah. 400 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:22,716 Holy crap. 401 00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:24,763 How can you guys afford this house? 402 00:19:24,959 --> 00:19:26,774 I got lost finding your bedroom. 403 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,599 That's why we're having the wedding in the backyard. 404 00:19:28,624 --> 00:19:31,013 - Suburbs ain't cheap. - Okay, well, 405 00:19:31,112 --> 00:19:33,180 - are you ready to get your wedding on? - Yeah, almost. 406 00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,631 What rhymes with "love"? 407 00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:37,935 Dove. Shove. 408 00:19:38,709 --> 00:19:40,254 Glove. Above. 409 00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:41,779 Above! That's it. Thank you. 410 00:19:42,033 --> 00:19:43,466 What rhymes with "forever"? 411 00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,699 Beth, you're getting married in five minutes. 412 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,996 - What is happening? - I'm writing my vows. 413 00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,266 - Right now? - Yeah, I wanted to do them last week, 414 00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:54,068 but then all these last-minute things came up. 415 00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,691 And, you know, I mean, 416 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:57,256 I just need a few more minutes, Kate. 417 00:19:57,281 --> 00:20:00,529 - Can you stall them, please? - Okay. Um, yes. 418 00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,026 But hurry. 419 00:20:02,173 --> 00:20:04,224 Ooh! Endeavor. 420 00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,099 - What? - Rhymes with "forever." 421 00:20:06,124 --> 00:20:07,257 - Oh! - Yeah. 422 00:20:07,282 --> 00:20:09,068 That's why I love you, sister-in-law. 423 00:20:12,397 --> 00:20:13,513 - (KNOCK ON DOOR) - KEVIN: Hey-o. 424 00:20:13,617 --> 00:20:14,638 - Yeah. Is it time? - (DOOR OPENS) 425 00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:16,873 Almost. Beth needs a few minutes. 426 00:20:16,898 --> 00:20:18,162 She's just going over her vows. 427 00:20:18,471 --> 00:20:20,693 She's probably getting nervous 'cause she knows mine 428 00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,021 - are gonna be epic. - Nice. 429 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,271 Been perfecting these bad boys all week. 430 00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,576 - Wow. - RANDALL: Yeah, yeah. 431 00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:29,052 (CHUCKLES): That's a lot... that's... 432 00:20:29,738 --> 00:20:31,029 that's a lot of w... 433 00:20:31,054 --> 00:20:32,201 How-how-how long is this? 434 00:20:32,226 --> 00:20:33,560 I don't know. Like, five, six minutes? 435 00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:35,006 Okay. Well, in acting, you know, 436 00:20:35,031 --> 00:20:38,129 we typically say a script is, like, uh, like, a minute a page. 437 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,789 Okay? But this is, uh, 12-point, single-spaced. 438 00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:42,318 (LAUGHING): This right here, you... 439 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:44,344 She's gonna die of old age before you finish it 440 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:45,427 - if you read that to her. - Okay. 441 00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,490 I guess they could use some cuts. 442 00:20:46,515 --> 00:20:48,123 All right, no problem. Let's just, uh... 443 00:20:48,294 --> 00:20:49,669 We'll start from the beginning, okay, 444 00:20:49,694 --> 00:20:51,361 - and we'll-we'll see what we can trim. - Okay. 445 00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:52,927 - Yeah. We're fine. - All right. (SIGHS) 446 00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:56,291 "Greek philosopher Plato defined marriage 447 00:20:56,316 --> 00:20:58,201 as a conceptual agreement between two. 448 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,201 A prominent institution regulating..." 449 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,365 Don't care. Cut it. 450 00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:03,302 - Okay. - Yeah, yeah. 451 00:21:03,327 --> 00:21:05,195 - Um, how about this? Um... - Let's keep going. 452 00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:09,115 "A deconstruction of Prince's 1991 album Diamonds and Pearls 453 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:11,170 reveals that this will be the day 454 00:21:11,195 --> 00:21:12,365 - that you..." - Oh, cut that. Cut that. 455 00:21:12,478 --> 00:21:14,327 Listen, just, here's the thing, man. 456 00:21:14,352 --> 00:21:16,253 Just go to the time where you start talking about Beth. 457 00:21:16,278 --> 00:21:17,506 - Okay. - Start from there. 458 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:19,576 RANDALL: Um... 459 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,904 - Okay. - Okay. 460 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:26,774 Okay. 461 00:21:26,992 --> 00:21:28,177 Okay, Kev, I... 462 00:21:28,928 --> 00:21:30,381 I don't think I wrote vows. 463 00:21:31,168 --> 00:21:33,636 I think I wrote a deeply boring dissertation on marriage. 464 00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:35,771 Will you... will you go tell Beth I need more time? 465 00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,998 Okay. Okay. 466 00:21:42,753 --> 00:21:45,224 Okay. Bride is ready. 467 00:21:45,249 --> 00:21:47,373 BAD NEWS: the groom is not. He's rewriting his vows. 468 00:21:48,061 --> 00:21:49,161 - What? - Yeah. 469 00:21:49,186 --> 00:21:50,388 He's rewriting his vows? 470 00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:51,654 Wow. So pretty. 471 00:21:51,679 --> 00:21:52,935 Are you freaking kidding me? 472 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:56,896 Beth, I don't think we need to overreact. 473 00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,138 Randall Pearson. 474 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:00,552 Close your eyes, 'cause I'm coming in. 475 00:22:05,144 --> 00:22:06,427 - Kev? - (CHUCKLING) 476 00:22:06,772 --> 00:22:08,412 You got something, like, right here. 477 00:22:08,547 --> 00:22:10,568 - Sort of... - Oh, you're very funny. 478 00:22:10,845 --> 00:22:13,787 What are you doing in here? It's bad luck to see each other 479 00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:15,724 - before the wedding. - Well, that's why I'm not looking. 480 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,787 How the hell are you still writing your vows? 481 00:22:17,812 --> 00:22:20,443 No, I'm not writing them. I'm-I'm revising them. 482 00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:21,894 Okay? And you're one to talk. 483 00:22:21,919 --> 00:22:23,482 Kevin said you were still working on yours. 484 00:22:23,507 --> 00:22:25,381 Well, the reason mine aren't written is because 485 00:22:25,382 --> 00:22:27,834 I've been working on getting this wedding ready all week. 486 00:22:28,258 --> 00:22:30,857 Which I did on my own, mind you, because you were too busy 487 00:22:30,882 --> 00:22:32,748 writing the wedding vows of the century. 488 00:22:32,897 --> 00:22:35,123 I was just trying to make them perfect. 489 00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,684 Wait. You really feel like you planned this wedding 490 00:22:39,709 --> 00:22:40,982 all by yourself? 491 00:22:45,332 --> 00:22:47,537 No, I'm just stressed. 492 00:22:50,756 --> 00:22:52,013 Um... 493 00:22:53,457 --> 00:22:55,677 what do you want to do about the vows? 494 00:22:57,729 --> 00:22:59,163 Let's just write them together. 495 00:22:59,647 --> 00:23:01,310 You know? Right now. 496 00:23:01,439 --> 00:23:03,115 You want to co-write the wedding vows? 497 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,060 Yeah. Randall, we're better together. 498 00:23:05,085 --> 00:23:07,091 That's why we're doing this whole thing. 499 00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:11,326 Come on. Right now, let's just take turns and speak from the heart. 500 00:23:12,664 --> 00:23:13,849 Okay? Come here. 501 00:23:14,416 --> 00:23:15,506 (RANDALL STAMMERS, SIGHS) 502 00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:18,135 But we shouldn't look at each other. 503 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,287 Just... 504 00:23:19,436 --> 00:23:20,513 Okay. 505 00:23:21,881 --> 00:23:22,920 What? 506 00:23:24,896 --> 00:23:26,131 (EXHALES) 507 00:23:30,885 --> 00:23:32,029 Beth... 508 00:23:33,404 --> 00:23:35,881 I'm sorry I spent too much time working on my vows. 509 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,959 As you well know, sometimes I overthink things. 510 00:23:39,984 --> 00:23:41,232 Overthink everything. 511 00:23:41,415 --> 00:23:42,560 All right, you're right. 512 00:23:42,585 --> 00:23:45,107 As you know, sometimes I overthink everything. 513 00:23:47,696 --> 00:23:48,920 But not with you. 514 00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:49,945 ♪ 515 00:23:49,986 --> 00:23:53,052 Every part of me belongs to you. 516 00:23:53,210 --> 00:23:55,185 - What about Janet? - Right again. 517 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:56,643 Except for that very small part of me 518 00:23:56,668 --> 00:23:58,716 that I promised to Janet Jackson when I was 16. 519 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:04,482 Your heart is unlike anything I've ever known. 520 00:24:05,281 --> 00:24:07,170 You're my steady place, Beth. 521 00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:11,693 I'm the best version of me when I'm with you. 522 00:24:12,053 --> 00:24:14,818 And that's not just because you stepped my fashion game up. 523 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,498 Which I did, for the record. 524 00:24:16,523 --> 00:24:18,795 Well, let the record reflect your contribution. 525 00:24:21,434 --> 00:24:22,599 Beth... 526 00:24:23,621 --> 00:24:25,810 I want to be the man that you deserve. 527 00:24:27,772 --> 00:24:28,990 And... 528 00:24:29,563 --> 00:24:32,216 I promise to spend the rest of my life earning your love, 529 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,146 because you are the only thing... 530 00:24:35,853 --> 00:24:38,966 ...the only thing I'm ever going to need. 531 00:24:39,882 --> 00:24:41,107 ♪ 532 00:24:45,754 --> 00:24:47,497 Randall, I wasn't expecting you. 533 00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:52,396 I didn't think that we would end up together. 534 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,529 The single most... 535 00:24:55,709 --> 00:24:58,435 extraordinary thing I've ever done with my life 536 00:24:58,900 --> 00:25:00,404 is falling in love with you. 537 00:25:02,553 --> 00:25:04,732 I've never been seen so completely... 538 00:25:06,613 --> 00:25:09,513 loved so passionately... 539 00:25:10,614 --> 00:25:12,177 protected so fiercely. 540 00:25:12,202 --> 00:25:13,490 Is that off the dome? 541 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:14,678 'Cause damn, baby, 542 00:25:14,703 --> 00:25:15,943 - that was nice. - Right? 543 00:25:15,968 --> 00:25:17,013 Yeah, yeah. 544 00:25:18,548 --> 00:25:20,365 Honestly, Randall, when I look in your eyes, 545 00:25:20,390 --> 00:25:21,716 I see my home. 546 00:25:23,407 --> 00:25:24,709 I see eternity. 547 00:25:27,032 --> 00:25:29,068 And no matter what may come our way... 548 00:25:30,078 --> 00:25:32,677 I promise that I'll always choose you. 549 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:35,716 I love you. 550 00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:37,670 I love you, too. 551 00:25:40,783 --> 00:25:42,490 - Let's go get married. - (SNIFFLES) 552 00:25:45,431 --> 00:25:48,555 - Okay. - ♪ We were living in the shadows ♪ 553 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:50,427 ♪ On the wall ♪ 554 00:25:53,113 --> 00:25:56,568 ♪ They were left there by the sun ♪ 555 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:01,927 ♪ We were living ♪ 556 00:26:01,952 --> 00:26:04,754 ♪ In the shadows on the wall ♪ 557 00:26:06,395 --> 00:26:07,607 (CHEERING) 558 00:26:07,978 --> 00:26:09,685 ♪ They were left there ♪ 559 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:11,795 ♪ By the sun ♪ 560 00:26:14,016 --> 00:26:15,232 ♪ We were looking ♪ 561 00:26:15,257 --> 00:26:18,763 ♪ At the past for oh, so long... ♪ 562 00:26:24,010 --> 00:26:25,205 - (SIGHS) Sorry, baby. - (TESS FUSSING) 563 00:26:25,531 --> 00:26:28,940 It's 3:00 a.m., and Daddy does not know where he is. 564 00:26:29,932 --> 00:26:31,807 - Oh, you're using the wrong wipes. - Oh, geez. 565 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:35,727 - You're using the wrong wipes. - Then why are they here? 566 00:26:35,752 --> 00:26:38,181 - BETH: She likes the smell. - What, you buy the wrong wipes 567 00:26:38,206 --> 00:26:39,506 just so that she can smell them? 568 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,933 Am I tired, or does that make no sense at all? 569 00:26:41,958 --> 00:26:44,221 I don't know, honestly. Move. I'll do it. 570 00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:46,413 Uh-uh. You asked me to do it. 571 00:26:46,595 --> 00:26:48,263 I have to be at work in four hours, 572 00:26:48,288 --> 00:26:50,385 and you woke me up anyway, so just let me do it. 573 00:26:50,410 --> 00:26:52,572 - Did you put the butt paste first? - Can you back up, please? 574 00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:55,033 I'm perfectly capable of changing my daughter's diaper 575 00:26:55,058 --> 00:26:56,346 without any supervision. 576 00:26:56,371 --> 00:26:57,932 Just let me do it so I can go back to bed. 577 00:26:57,957 --> 00:27:00,588 - I'm freaking exhausted. - I work 72 hours a week. 578 00:27:00,613 --> 00:27:02,112 - You don't think I'm exhausted? - Oh, pfft. 579 00:27:02,137 --> 00:27:03,616 - Oh, pfft. - You pfft! 580 00:27:03,641 --> 00:27:05,220 - Pfft you! - You pfft, pfft! 581 00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:06,549 - Pfft! - (BETH WHIMPERS) 582 00:27:09,705 --> 00:27:11,001 BETH: I don't even 583 00:27:11,026 --> 00:27:12,846 know what the hell we're fighting about. 584 00:27:13,471 --> 00:27:14,877 It's baby wipes, I think. 585 00:27:14,902 --> 00:27:16,143 Oh, I feel drunk. 586 00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,697 You better not be drunk. 587 00:27:20,627 --> 00:27:22,580 - You hungry? - I could eat. 588 00:27:23,151 --> 00:27:25,674 - Nachos? - Oh, God, that sounds good. 589 00:27:26,087 --> 00:27:28,855 Extra cheesy, extra greasy nachos for the lady 590 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,597 - coming right up. - Oh, yes. 591 00:27:32,697 --> 00:27:34,205 Make sure you wash your hands first. 592 00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:35,494 You leave me alone. 593 00:27:37,665 --> 00:27:39,932 BETH: Yeah, she's strapped into her stroller, 594 00:27:40,057 --> 00:27:43,229 and I'm not even near the edge of the pond or anything, 595 00:27:43,254 --> 00:27:45,889 but I just keep seeing her falling in. 596 00:27:45,943 --> 00:27:48,408 - Jesus, Beth. - I know, right? 597 00:27:49,619 --> 00:27:52,151 Okay, let's play a game. 598 00:27:52,973 --> 00:27:54,174 Barring death, 599 00:27:54,901 --> 00:27:56,768 what's the worst-case scenario for our baby? 600 00:27:57,381 --> 00:27:58,580 Anything goes? 601 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,463 Lay it on me, Mama. 602 00:28:01,769 --> 00:28:03,096 That she can't dance. 603 00:28:04,237 --> 00:28:05,692 That she don't have no rhythm. 604 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,860 Don't look at me like that. 605 00:28:07,885 --> 00:28:09,619 - That's a real fear. - (LAUGHS): Okay. 606 00:28:10,465 --> 00:28:12,783 - Your turn. - Mm... 607 00:28:13,932 --> 00:28:15,987 That she's covered in tattoos. 608 00:28:16,643 --> 00:28:17,791 You know, call me old-fashioned, 609 00:28:17,816 --> 00:28:20,424 but I don't want T-Pain making a song about my daughter. 610 00:28:21,151 --> 00:28:23,610 That she forgets me when my maternity leave ends 611 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,002 and I go back to work. 612 00:28:25,619 --> 00:28:27,393 That is worst-case for me. 613 00:28:29,057 --> 00:28:31,952 That these past three months with her just weren't enough. 614 00:28:32,768 --> 00:28:35,088 I thought you were looking forward to going back to work. 615 00:28:35,189 --> 00:28:38,010 I was. I still am. 616 00:28:39,774 --> 00:28:41,026 Hey. 617 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:44,112 Beth, we'll figure out a way to make it work. 618 00:28:44,838 --> 00:28:46,885 Yeah, sounds good, but, you know, 619 00:28:47,432 --> 00:28:50,744 "making it work" usually means I adjust, I make it work. 620 00:28:50,843 --> 00:28:52,869 - What does that mean? - (CHUCKLES) Nothing. 621 00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:54,377 No! You can't "nothing" that. 622 00:28:55,002 --> 00:28:56,743 - Say it. - Oh, come on, Randall, 623 00:28:56,768 --> 00:28:58,838 let's be real... you're not gonna quit your job, 624 00:28:59,109 --> 00:29:02,744 so if somebody has to make it work, it's gonna be me. 625 00:29:02,769 --> 00:29:04,781 I have to lose something. 626 00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:06,057 That's not true. 627 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:17,947 You know what? I have this theory. Hear me out. 628 00:29:17,972 --> 00:29:19,539 - Okay. - So, 629 00:29:19,834 --> 00:29:23,580 there are three different kinds of nachos, right? 630 00:29:23,605 --> 00:29:25,506 - Uh-huh. - There are the crumbs, 631 00:29:25,924 --> 00:29:28,479 the little scraps with all the salt at the bottom. 632 00:29:28,668 --> 00:29:32,376 They stick to your fingers. They mess up your clothes. They're nasty. 633 00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:34,178 - Nobody likes them, right? - Okay. 634 00:29:34,203 --> 00:29:37,338 Then there are the chipped nachos, okay? 635 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:39,538 There's no smooth edges. 636 00:29:40,072 --> 00:29:41,393 Sometimes they catch cheese. 637 00:29:41,418 --> 00:29:43,354 Sometimes they're just a plain chip. They're fine. 638 00:29:43,979 --> 00:29:45,916 And then there's the cream of the crop. 639 00:29:46,737 --> 00:29:49,744 The whole nacho with lots of cheese 640 00:29:49,769 --> 00:29:51,791 and the perfect amount of toppings. 641 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:55,135 Unbroken, fully coated 642 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,260 - triangles of goodness. - (LAUGHS): Wait. 643 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:58,940 It's 4:00 in the morning, 644 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,599 and you're giving me a dissertation on nachos? 645 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,018 No, you know I be philosophizing. 646 00:30:02,043 --> 00:30:03,385 - (CHUCKLES): Yeah, well... - Now, 647 00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:07,658 I was thinking, you know what's great about us, Randall, 648 00:30:07,683 --> 00:30:11,307 is that when I need nachos, you make them for me. 649 00:30:11,545 --> 00:30:13,145 And I love that. 650 00:30:13,323 --> 00:30:18,112 But you're the kind of person who goes for the whole chip 651 00:30:18,642 --> 00:30:20,338 with lots of cheese. 652 00:30:20,893 --> 00:30:22,033 You don't do it on purpose. 653 00:30:22,058 --> 00:30:24,854 You're just a whole chip with a lot of cheese kind of person. 654 00:30:25,539 --> 00:30:29,440 And so am I, yet... 655 00:30:32,252 --> 00:30:34,846 Wait, no. I don't leave you with the crumbs. 656 00:30:34,871 --> 00:30:35,877 (CHUCKLES) 657 00:30:35,902 --> 00:30:37,487 What, do you feel like I leave you with the crumbs? 658 00:30:37,512 --> 00:30:38,812 No, don't spiral. I don't... I don't even know 659 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:40,413 what I'm saying, okay? I'm exhausted. 660 00:30:40,515 --> 00:30:42,783 Yeah, well, I'll never eat nachos again, so there you go. 661 00:30:42,884 --> 00:30:44,244 No. Oh, come on. All right, come on. 662 00:30:44,269 --> 00:30:45,893 Let's just go to bed, all right? 663 00:30:46,132 --> 00:30:48,408 Before our little screamer wakes us up again. 664 00:30:49,676 --> 00:30:51,916 We'll just clean that up in the morning. 665 00:31:00,342 --> 00:31:02,668 So I told this cat, "I'm never playing dominoes 666 00:31:02,693 --> 00:31:04,092 - in this joint again." - (LAUGHTER) 667 00:31:05,998 --> 00:31:08,264 - Oh, there she is. - Hey, guys. 668 00:31:08,289 --> 00:31:09,358 Hey, you hungry? 669 00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:11,561 - Kev made pancakes. - I see that. 670 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:13,412 KEVIN: Yeah, Beth, I was talking to Randall earlier, 671 00:31:13,437 --> 00:31:16,114 and the Wi-Fi in the basement, it's subpar. 672 00:31:16,155 --> 00:31:17,717 - It's very spotty. - Uh, 'cause it's a basement. 673 00:31:17,742 --> 00:31:19,895 Well, why am I in the basement? 'Cause, you know, 674 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,686 William over here, he's upstairs, he's in Annie's room. 675 00:31:21,711 --> 00:31:24,201 'Cause that's how we do it over here at Hotel Pearson. 676 00:31:24,226 --> 00:31:26,209 You know? Estranged fathers go upstairs, 677 00:31:26,254 --> 00:31:28,248 television star brothers go downstairs. 678 00:31:28,338 --> 00:31:31,139 - Mm. All right. - All right, well, I'm headed out. 679 00:31:31,217 --> 00:31:33,670 - Where to? - I'm going to this Urban Development 680 00:31:33,695 --> 00:31:35,536 Leadership Conference in Hershey, Pennsylvania. 681 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:36,709 - WILLIAM: Sounds cool. - Just for a night. 682 00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:37,881 - KEVIN: Great. - So, uh, 683 00:31:37,906 --> 00:31:40,174 Cindy's parents can't drop off Annie, 684 00:31:40,199 --> 00:31:41,670 so can you pick her up from her sleepover? 685 00:31:41,695 --> 00:31:43,592 Yes, ma'am. Will Hill and I are on the job. 686 00:31:43,876 --> 00:31:45,568 - All right, love you. - Love you, too. 687 00:31:45,834 --> 00:31:47,514 - Mm. Bye. - Bye, guys. 688 00:31:47,809 --> 00:31:48,873 KEVIN: You know what we should do? 689 00:31:48,898 --> 00:31:51,553 - RANDALL: What do you want to do? - Right now? Dominoes, for money. 690 00:31:51,578 --> 00:31:53,301 Oh, no, no. I'm not... I'm not gonna take your guys' money. 691 00:31:53,326 --> 00:31:54,436 (OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 692 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:56,154 KEVIN: You're scared. You look scared to me. 693 00:31:56,179 --> 00:31:57,506 - WILLIAM: Oh, boy. - I'll take your money. 694 00:31:57,531 --> 00:31:58,545 RANDALL: Go get him. 695 00:31:59,796 --> 00:32:01,740 How far away does Annie's friend live? 696 00:32:01,844 --> 00:32:03,186 - We're almost there. - Hmm. 697 00:32:03,211 --> 00:32:04,256 (PHONE CHIMES) 698 00:32:05,495 --> 00:32:06,787 RANDALL: Oh, you know how to text? 699 00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:10,686 - I'm dying. I'm not a hundred. - (CHUCKLES) 700 00:32:11,693 --> 00:32:13,022 Jesse's trying to get me to go 701 00:32:13,047 --> 00:32:14,889 to this Charles Lloyd concert tonight, 702 00:32:14,914 --> 00:32:16,714 but the show doesn't start till 9:00. 703 00:32:17,373 --> 00:32:19,068 Well, I know we run a tight ship, William, 704 00:32:19,093 --> 00:32:20,803 but it's okay for you to stay out past curfew. 705 00:32:20,828 --> 00:32:23,451 Well, thank you, but these things end late, and I don't want 706 00:32:23,476 --> 00:32:25,412 to have to spend the night at his place. 707 00:32:26,802 --> 00:32:28,795 The man's apartment is freezing. 708 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:30,818 Why don't you just ask him, 709 00:32:30,843 --> 00:32:32,897 "Hey, Jesse, mind if we turn on the heat?" 710 00:32:32,922 --> 00:32:35,983 Nah, I don't want him to have to change his routine on account of me. 711 00:32:36,008 --> 00:32:38,811 It's easier if I just make an excuse not to stay over. 712 00:32:38,944 --> 00:32:41,178 No, man, it's easier to talk to him. 713 00:32:41,341 --> 00:32:43,811 You know, me and Beth, we don't sit on stuff. 714 00:32:43,836 --> 00:32:45,068 We talk to each other. 715 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,408 Nothing beats honest, open communication. 716 00:32:47,806 --> 00:32:49,774 Okay, Uncle Phil. I'll think on it. 717 00:32:49,984 --> 00:32:51,881 Oh, we making Fresh Prince references now, huh? 718 00:32:51,906 --> 00:32:54,240 - How old do you actually think I am? - (BOTH LAUGH) 719 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,279 Hey, pull over. 720 00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:59,352 I want to get some more syrup for them leftover pancakes. 721 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:00,498 Might have it for dinner. 722 00:33:00,523 --> 00:33:01,654 Right on. 723 00:33:03,459 --> 00:33:04,772 Maybe down here, son. 724 00:33:04,797 --> 00:33:05,881 Yeah. 725 00:33:10,348 --> 00:33:11,467 Beth? 726 00:33:15,229 --> 00:33:16,623 Why aren't you in Hershey? 727 00:33:18,881 --> 00:33:20,068 I, uh... 728 00:33:21,943 --> 00:33:23,897 I'm gonna go find that syrup. 729 00:33:24,441 --> 00:33:26,873 Give you a chance to do some of that great communicating 730 00:33:26,898 --> 00:33:28,209 you're so proud of. 731 00:33:31,152 --> 00:33:33,334 - What are you doing here? - Buying syrup. 732 00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:35,459 What are you doing here? 733 00:33:36,497 --> 00:33:37,798 Don't jump to conclusions. 734 00:33:37,823 --> 00:33:39,264 - It's not what you think. - Swedish Fish. 735 00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:41,467 What, you stopping at the movies on your way to Hershey? 736 00:33:41,878 --> 00:33:43,748 That doesn't explain that bottle of wine. 737 00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:46,467 - Randall, I... - Or did you make up a conference 738 00:33:46,492 --> 00:33:48,545 so you could secretly check into a hotel for the night 739 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,084 to watch movies and drink that bottle of wine 740 00:33:50,109 --> 00:33:52,592 - and eat Swedish Fish? - Damn, that's impressive. 741 00:33:52,617 --> 00:33:53,873 What the hell, Beth? 742 00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,858 I just needed 24 hours to myself. 743 00:33:58,515 --> 00:34:01,233 Away from biological fathers and white brothers. 744 00:34:01,325 --> 00:34:03,537 And don't get me wrong, I adore them. 745 00:34:03,732 --> 00:34:05,233 I adore William. 746 00:34:05,694 --> 00:34:06,834 I tolerate Kevin. 747 00:34:06,859 --> 00:34:08,545 But it's a lot. 748 00:34:09,728 --> 00:34:10,858 So I lied. 749 00:34:11,306 --> 00:34:14,725 I just needed 24 hours. 750 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:16,990 Not to be a wife and a mother 751 00:34:17,015 --> 00:34:19,154 and a caretaker and a housekeeper. 752 00:34:19,179 --> 00:34:21,693 I just... I just want to be a woman 753 00:34:21,718 --> 00:34:24,514 who sleeps in a big-ass hotel bed and watches movies 754 00:34:24,539 --> 00:34:27,943 and-and reruns of Living Single from my iPad 755 00:34:28,387 --> 00:34:30,490 in my big-ass Jacuzzi tub, and I... 756 00:34:30,515 --> 00:34:32,568 Okay, I get it. 757 00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:36,045 - There's a lot going on in our house. - Yes. 758 00:34:36,733 --> 00:34:38,865 But if you needed space, why not just ask for it... 759 00:34:38,890 --> 00:34:40,084 I have asked! 760 00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:42,928 I have asked. 761 00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:46,233 And the last time I asked, it became a one-act play 762 00:34:46,258 --> 00:34:47,561 about "what's wrong" 763 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:49,733 and-and "why do I need a day alone?" 764 00:34:50,231 --> 00:34:52,108 By the time I convinced you it was nothing bigger, 765 00:34:52,133 --> 00:34:55,335 the day was over, and it was... I was exhausted. 766 00:34:55,548 --> 00:34:58,100 I wouldn't have been awake to watch a single Living Single. 767 00:35:02,588 --> 00:35:05,006 I-I'm sorry. I love you. 768 00:35:05,031 --> 00:35:07,490 - I feel terrible that I lied. - I don't want you to feel 769 00:35:07,515 --> 00:35:08,787 like you have to run away from us. 770 00:35:08,812 --> 00:35:12,748 I don't. I swear. There's just a lot of men living in my house. 771 00:35:13,009 --> 00:35:14,256 And I broke. 772 00:35:16,219 --> 00:35:17,560 (BETH CRYING) 773 00:35:23,829 --> 00:35:24,959 Okay. 774 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:29,053 - All right, go enjoy your 24 hours. - (LAUGHS) 775 00:35:33,628 --> 00:35:36,170 Uh, will you just answer me one thing? 776 00:35:37,962 --> 00:35:39,990 What episode of Living Single are you gonna start with? 777 00:35:41,747 --> 00:35:43,781 The one where Max and Kyle sleep together 778 00:35:43,806 --> 00:35:46,342 and wake up in the La-Z-Boy all freaked out. 779 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:47,693 - I love that episode. - (LAUGHS) 780 00:35:48,581 --> 00:35:51,686 Hey, you remember when Obie brought Kyle Max's suede pump, 781 00:35:51,711 --> 00:35:55,061 and Kyle was like, "And to think I actually drank out of this." 782 00:35:55,188 --> 00:35:56,381 (BOTH LAUGHING) 783 00:35:57,315 --> 00:35:58,951 That was so nasty. 784 00:35:59,959 --> 00:36:01,881 RANDALL (LAUGHING): Oh, man. 785 00:36:01,906 --> 00:36:03,740 Well, now I don't want to watch it without you. 786 00:36:04,865 --> 00:36:06,412 Go. What are you talking about? 787 00:36:07,032 --> 00:36:08,170 No. 788 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:10,478 I'm coming home. 789 00:36:11,568 --> 00:36:12,579 Go get William's syrup. 790 00:36:12,631 --> 00:36:14,342 Tell him the one that he likes is in aisle four. 791 00:36:14,367 --> 00:36:15,567 Are you sure? 792 00:36:15,728 --> 00:36:17,362 'Cause I don't mind you having your day. 793 00:36:17,387 --> 00:36:18,514 I'm sure. 794 00:36:20,336 --> 00:36:21,975 And Kevin's out of toilet paper. 795 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,795 He likes the lavender-scented one. 796 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:25,061 Pick up the lavender-scented one. 797 00:36:25,129 --> 00:36:26,225 I'm on it. 798 00:36:34,419 --> 00:36:37,028 I am tired of having this fight. 799 00:36:37,341 --> 00:36:40,872 We have been having the same fight ever since we met. 800 00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:42,575 I don't want to be swallowed up by you, 801 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,106 and then you sweet-talk me and do whatever the hell you want. 802 00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:48,003 You have turned me into your mother. 803 00:36:48,028 --> 00:36:49,145 Beth, don't bring my mother into this. 804 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:50,426 Well, she's already in it. 805 00:36:51,091 --> 00:36:53,348 You don't even realize it, but they're both in it. 806 00:36:55,908 --> 00:36:57,504 Admit that you think 807 00:36:57,529 --> 00:36:59,739 that your job is more important than mine. 808 00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:01,778 - That's absurd. - Admit it. 809 00:37:02,287 --> 00:37:04,926 Admit to me that you hated the fact 810 00:37:04,957 --> 00:37:07,207 that I had something happening for myself. 811 00:37:07,232 --> 00:37:08,809 - JACK: I hated that you lied - REBECCA: No. 812 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,286 about working with your ex-boyfriend. 813 00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:11,478 REBECCA: No, that's total BS, Jack. 814 00:37:11,503 --> 00:37:13,129 Come on, Randall, admit it. 815 00:37:13,154 --> 00:37:14,207 No. 816 00:37:14,310 --> 00:37:16,173 I will not be bullied into saying something 817 00:37:16,198 --> 00:37:17,887 even more awful to you. 818 00:37:18,543 --> 00:37:21,629 I will not speak that way to you. I won't do it. 819 00:37:21,691 --> 00:37:22,840 No. You didn't want me to have a career. 820 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,761 - Career? You are a 40-year-old woman - Yes career. 821 00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:28,036 singing covers in pubs. That is not a career, Rebecca. 822 00:37:28,061 --> 00:37:29,473 That is ridiculous. 823 00:37:30,132 --> 00:37:31,950 We made a promise to one another 824 00:37:32,795 --> 00:37:35,747 that we would never get lost in each other, 825 00:37:35,772 --> 00:37:37,306 and I broke that promise. 826 00:37:39,434 --> 00:37:40,723 And you let me. 827 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:46,589 You have let me bend to your every need time and time again. 828 00:37:46,614 --> 00:37:49,300 Oh, we have kids, I have to step back from my job. 829 00:37:49,325 --> 00:37:51,778 You quit your job, I work overtime. 830 00:37:51,803 --> 00:37:54,723 You have a dream of buying your father's building, 831 00:37:54,748 --> 00:37:56,215 it becomes my dream, too. 832 00:37:56,240 --> 00:37:58,801 You run for city councilman, I stand by your side. 833 00:37:58,826 --> 00:38:01,286 You win city councilman, now what? 834 00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,577 I'm supposed to give up what I love 835 00:38:03,834 --> 00:38:05,489 to become a politician's wife? 836 00:38:05,535 --> 00:38:08,270 How many dinners am I supposed to go to, Randall? And how long? 837 00:38:09,223 --> 00:38:11,479 And what if city council isn't enough? 838 00:38:11,504 --> 00:38:13,028 - What then? - That's not what I want. 839 00:38:13,053 --> 00:38:15,688 No, I finally have something; I have something 840 00:38:15,713 --> 00:38:19,364 that I have been looking for longer than I knew, 841 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:22,215 and I am not going to give that up. 842 00:38:23,590 --> 00:38:25,239 I am not going to bend. 843 00:38:28,753 --> 00:38:30,247 And that's the problem. 844 00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:35,145 Our lives don't work unless I'm doing the bending. 845 00:38:36,304 --> 00:38:37,325 It doesn't. 846 00:38:38,871 --> 00:38:40,278 And we both know it. 847 00:38:57,887 --> 00:38:59,387 No, please. I... (SIGHS) 848 00:38:59,518 --> 00:39:01,430 I can see your mind working 849 00:39:01,455 --> 00:39:04,229 and-and you looking for the perfect words 850 00:39:04,254 --> 00:39:05,908 to make this better, and I don't want that. 851 00:39:05,933 --> 00:39:07,051 I don't want it. 852 00:39:07,731 --> 00:39:09,372 Because you're too good at it. 853 00:39:09,973 --> 00:39:12,215 You're unbelievable at it, in fact. 854 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,895 And you say the right speech 855 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,020 and have the whole world eating out of your palm. 856 00:39:16,116 --> 00:39:17,457 Me, especially. 857 00:39:25,523 --> 00:39:26,605 (BETH SIGHS) 858 00:39:26,982 --> 00:39:30,075 No. No, I don't accept that, Beth. 859 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:32,644 I'm not... I'm not going along with this revisionist history. 860 00:39:32,669 --> 00:39:34,570 Revisionist history? Okay... 861 00:39:34,595 --> 00:39:38,271 Okay, in what universe have I been steamrolling you 862 00:39:38,296 --> 00:39:39,801 for the past 20 years? 863 00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:42,159 I mean, your whole persona 864 00:39:42,184 --> 00:39:45,145 is driven by you being the head of this family. 865 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,305 So I'm-a ask you again: in what ridiculous universe 866 00:39:48,330 --> 00:39:51,754 are you this wallflower that's just been steamrolled by me? 867 00:39:51,779 --> 00:39:53,512 And these are not my words, Beth. 868 00:39:53,537 --> 00:39:54,965 This is your M.O. 869 00:39:55,122 --> 00:39:57,753 So, please, please do not self-protect 870 00:39:57,778 --> 00:39:59,695 - by putting this on me. - That is not what I'm doing. 871 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,098 The hell it's not. 872 00:40:01,793 --> 00:40:03,374 I refuse to be blamed for the fact 873 00:40:03,399 --> 00:40:06,435 that you had your awakening 20 years too late. 874 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,456 At any other point in our marriage, 875 00:40:08,481 --> 00:40:10,512 if you had decided you wanted to go back to dance, 876 00:40:10,537 --> 00:40:12,527 I would have been nothing but supportive. 877 00:40:12,552 --> 00:40:13,934 Oh, so when would I have done that, huh? 878 00:40:13,959 --> 00:40:15,825 Between which of your anxiety attacks? 879 00:40:26,270 --> 00:40:28,284 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 880 00:40:28,309 --> 00:40:29,762 I shouldn't have s... I... 881 00:40:30,234 --> 00:40:31,481 I did not mean... 882 00:40:33,307 --> 00:40:34,418 ♪ 883 00:40:42,693 --> 00:40:43,981 Where are you going? 884 00:40:48,301 --> 00:40:49,442 To Philly. 885 00:40:49,909 --> 00:40:52,348 'Cause I don't want to be in this house with you right now. 886 00:40:54,469 --> 00:40:56,489 Well, it's good news for you, I guess. 887 00:40:57,391 --> 00:40:58,872 I'm all out of speeches. 888 00:42:24,206 --> 00:42:26,386 synced and corrected by susinz *www.addic7ed.com*