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<i>Previously on "Suits"...</i>

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What do you mean
you can't take the case?

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Jessica won't lay out
the money for the man-hours.

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One of the victims
was my uncle Keith.

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Please.
These people need your help.

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I didn't come forward.
They found me.

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And I'm not pulling
any associate shit.

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Then what do you call

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this pathetic excuse
of a candidates list?

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I call it inevitable,
because our students can read.

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Our future is slipping away,
and offering Jack

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name partner or praying
to God that Harvey

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just gets Mike off the hook

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isn't gonna stop it
from happening.

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Then you get your ass
back up to Harvard,

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and you make sure Sheila
doesn't show up to that trial.

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It's a ticket
to Argentina.

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I need you to go there
until the trial's over.

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Court's not about bullshit
like this; it's about facts.

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And the fact is,
you're not a goddamn lawyer.

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Are you saying what
I think you're saying?

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Because if you're thinking it,
you're a fool.

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You heard her.

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She said the fact is, is that
I'm not a goddamn lawyer.

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Well, the only way
to change that fact

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is for a jury to see me be
a goddamn lawyer.

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You try that,
all they're gonna see

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is someone going to prison.

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It's my call,
and I'm making it.

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We have a problem.
They found Trevor.

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<i> ♪
♪</i>

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Please raise
your right hand.

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Do you swear to
tell the truth,

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the whole truth,

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and nothing but the truth,

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so help you God?

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I do.

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You may be seated.

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Mr. Evans, how long
have you known Mr. Ross?

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Since we were kids.
Almost 20 years.

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So you were close to him?

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Yeah, he was
my best friend.

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Are you still
close to him?

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Well, I doubt
we will be after this.

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After what?

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After you ask me about
the series of events

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that have led us all
to be here today.

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Well, we'll get to your
history in a minute,

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but first, I want to ask you
a question about current events.

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Did Mike Ross approach you
three days ago

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in an attempt to get you
not to testify against him?

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<i> [dramatic music]</i>

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Yes, he did.

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How exactly did that
conversation go?

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[cars rumbling, horn blares]

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What are you doing here?

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You know exactly what
I'm doing here.

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You said you would
not testify.

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Yeah, well, that was before
Anita Gibbs dragged me in

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and told me she was gonna
put me away for ten years.

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I don't give a shit
what she told you.

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You said you were gonna
call a lawyer.

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Yeah, well, before
I had a chance to do that,

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they showed me
what they had,

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which is names, dates,
witnesses, and everything else

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they need to put me away
for as long as they want.

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Wait, wait,
how would they have--

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You think I want
to do this?

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I don't.

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But I cannot risk
prison for you.

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And I am telling you
that whatever they have,

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Harvey can get you
out of this.

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And from what
she told me,

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Gibbs can get you
out of this.

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She offered you a deal that can
make this whole thing stop.

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Now, instead of telling me
not to testify against you,

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why don't you think about
testifying against Harvey?

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Because unlike you, I would
never do that to a friend!

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Yeah, well, unlike you,
when they put me away,

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I'm not going to
a white-collar prison.

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So if I don't rip you to shreds
up there on the stand,

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they're gonna rip me
to shreds behind bars.

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<i> ♪
♪</i>

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Harvey, it's late.
I've had a long day.

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So if you don't mind...

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We have a problem.

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What now?
My condo's on fire?

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Mike wants to
represent himself.

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Is he crazy?
He can't do that.

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That's what
I tried to tell him.

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You don't try;
you just tell him.

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Yeah, the only problem
with that is,

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he knows
it's his decision.

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Not to mention, the only
thing that's stopping him

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from going to Gibbs
and pointing his finger

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at you or me
is his loyalty to us.

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So that's it?

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He's representing himself?

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I'm not saying that.

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Then what exactly
are you saying?

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I'm saying
I have a plan,

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but I need you
to sign off on it.

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Oh, whatever it is,
I'm in.

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Because if that kid
handles his own defense,

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you and I are going to be
the next ones on trial.

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<i> ♪
♪</i>

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[knocking]

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If you're here to find out
if Trevor's testifying, he is.

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I can handle Trevor.

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Harvey,
we've been over this.

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And I said we're not done
being over it.

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Listen to me, I know that
fool-for-a-client bullshit.

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But the thing I'm being accused
of is not being a lawyer.

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So if I represent myself,
every second I'm up there,

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they're gonna see me
as a lawyer.

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And if she rattles you for one
of those goddamn seconds,

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they're gonna see you
as a fraud, and they're never

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gonna see you
as anything else.

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Okay.

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I got it.
You said your piece.

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It's my call.
I'm done talking about it.

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Then we'll do a trial run
to get you ready.

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<i> ♪
♪</i>

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Are you crazy?

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You want to waste my time,
not to mention

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air our dirty laundry,
in front of the whole firm?

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Mike, in a week and a half,
our dirty laundry is gonna be

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aired in front of
the whole world.

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And Gibbs is gonna
come at you in ways

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you've never even
thought about.

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Oh, so I get it.

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You don't want a trial run
to get me ready;

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you want a trial run
to show me that I'm outmatched.

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You are outmatched
by me and Gibbs,

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and you're afraid
to find out.

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I'm not afraid of Gibbs,
and I am not afraid of you.

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Then you won't mind agreeing,
if I beat you,

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you let me represent you
in court.

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[laughs]

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<i> ♪
♪</i>

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Okay, Harvey,
you want to go?

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Let's go.

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But you better
bring your A game.

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Because you might be
the best closer in the city,

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but I'm the one
fighting for my life.

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<i> ♪ See the money,</i>
<i> wanna stay for your meal ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Get another piece of pie</i>
<i> for your wife ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Everybody wanna know</i>
<i> how it feel ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Everybody wanna see</i>
<i> what it's like ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ I'll even eat a bean pie,</i>
<i> I don't mind ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ Me and Missy is</i>
<i> so busy, busy making money ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ All right ♪</i>

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<i> ♪ All step back,</i>
<i> I'm 'bout to dance ♪</i>

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<font color=#00FF00>♪ Suits 5x14 ♪</font>
<font color=#00FFFF>Self Defense</font>
Original Air Date on February 17, 2016

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<i> ♪ The greenback boogie ♪</i>

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== sync, corrected by <font color=#00FF00>elderman</font> ==
<font color=#00FFFF>@elder_man</font>

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Thank you.

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There he is.

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Harold.

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What are you doing here?

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I know what's
going on, okay?

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I know about the trial
coming up.

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Then you know I'm
pretty busy right now.

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Right, which is why
I wanted to talk to you.

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Listen, you're gonna need
someone to testify

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that you went to Harvard.

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I want to be that guy.

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Harold,
that's an amazing offer, but--

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Mike, come on, man.

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We both know that you
didn't go to Harvard.

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But honestly, if anyone

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would have asked me
up until this point,

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I would have sworn
that you did.

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I would have sworn
that I saw you

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at that--that
party with Gilcrest

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or those pizza nights
at Pinocchio's

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or pretty much any other memory
I have of that time,

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which means, if they put me
up there on that stand,

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I'd basically be
telling the truth.

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I can't tell you how much that
means to me, Harold, but...

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Mike, I want to
do this for you, please.

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I know you do.

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But I got myself
into this mess,

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and I got to get
myself out of it.

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Okay.

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But listen,
if you change your mind,

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you know where to find me.

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<i> Ladies and gentlemen</i>
<i> of the jury,</i>

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<i> you're gonna be</i>
<i> hearing a lot of things</i>

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<i> over the next</i>
<i> several days,</i>

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but the truth is,
this case is about

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nothing more
than cold, hard--

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Innuendo.

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And the fact is, I'm capable
of reciting every element

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of jurisprudence
in the state of New York.

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And yet despite that,
the prosecution is gonna

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try to convince you
that I am a--

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Fraud, who not only
didn't pass the bar or go

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to law school, he didn't
even graduate college.

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There isn't one piece
of hard evidence

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proving that I didn't go
to Harvard Law.

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There's no record
of tuition being paid.

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No record
of a Boston address.

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There isn't even a simple
picture in the yearbook.

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Let's talk about
the yearbook.

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As he told you,
I'm not in the yearbook.

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Where is Mike Ross?

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Though what he didn't
tell you is that

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25 other students
are also not in this yearbook.

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Are those other students
being charged with fraud?

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Of course not, because
we don't put people on trial

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for being sick on picture day,
and no matter--

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What he says, the fact is,
Mike Ross is not a lawyer.

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He's a fraud.

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And we will prove that
beyond a shadow of a doubt.

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The defense would like
to call its first witness.

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Right there--
he's such a non-lawyer,

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he doesn't even know
the prosecution goes first.

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And you obviously don't know

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Jarvis v. the State of New York,
1937,

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when calling
of the first witness

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is of such special nature
as to disrupt

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the flow of the trial
once it's started.

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What the hell special nature
are you talking about?

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When the defense
wants to call the prosecutor

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as its first witness.

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Harvey, unless you have
something to overturn this,

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I'm gonna need you
to have a seat.

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Mr. Specter, you said
there's no record of me

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ever having an apartment
in Boston.

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Can you explain to the jury
why there's no record

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of you ever having
lived there?

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I'm not the one
on trial here.

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No, you're not.

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You're the one in that chair,

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so why don't you answer
the question,

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or we can stop this whole thing
right now.

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There's no record
of me living there

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because I sublet up there
when I had my place down here.

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So it is possible

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that a person not have
a Boston address

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without it meaning that
they didn't attend Harvard.

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Great.
Thank you so much.

244
00:08:29,460 --> 00:08:31,289
This witness is excused.

245
00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:32,790
And what, exactly,
is your reason

246
00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,465
for not having
an address up there?

247
00:08:34,466 --> 00:08:37,290
Unless you're too afraid
to answer my questions.

248
00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,139
No, I'm not afraid
of you at all.

249
00:08:39,140 --> 00:08:40,969
My reason is that I chose
to live with my friend

250
00:08:40,970 --> 00:08:42,609
Trevor during that time.

251
00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,175
The only problem
with that is,

252
00:08:44,176 --> 00:08:46,839
your friend Trevor has lived
in Brooklyn his entire life.

253
00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,140
Exactly a 3 hour and 20 minute
drive from Harvard.

254
00:08:49,150 --> 00:08:51,215
So you're saying
you made that drive every day?

255
00:08:51,216 --> 00:08:52,540
No,
I only went up for tests

256
00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:54,019
because that's
all I had to do.

257
00:08:54,020 --> 00:08:56,689
I guess you needed
some extra tutoring, huh?

258
00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:59,089
You expect these people
to believe that you graduated

259
00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:01,030
from the most competitive
law school in the world

260
00:09:01,031 --> 00:09:02,480
without ever going to class?

261
00:09:02,490 --> 00:09:04,150
See, that's funny,
because you actually

262
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,399
expect these people
to believe

263
00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:06,829
that I never went
to law school at all

264
00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,499
and yet still somehow
managed to convince

265
00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:10,335
the smartest lawyers
in the world

266
00:09:10,336 --> 00:09:12,890
to make me their
youngest partner ever.

267
00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:17,030
Whose story is looking
more far-fetched now?

268
00:09:17,970 --> 00:09:20,300
Oh, no answer?
Great.

269
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,610
No more questions,
Your Honor.

270
00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,410
I don't know if you've
noticed this or not,

271
00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:27,419
but he's kicking your ass.

272
00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:29,249
And I'm about
to kick back.

273
00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:30,410
Are you two
discussing something

274
00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:31,719
that defense should
be made aware of?

275
00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,150
Just talking about
the Knicks.

276
00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:38,395
Now is the prosecution ready
to call their first witness?

277
00:09:38,396 --> 00:09:41,059
The prosecution's first
witness is this affidavit

278
00:09:41,060 --> 00:09:43,220
from every single member
of the defendant's

279
00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:44,790
supposed graduating class.

280
00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,599
Objection, Your Honor.
I haven't seen that.

281
00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:48,230
Well, then let me
read it to you.

282
00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,575
"We collectively
come forward to swear

283
00:09:50,576 --> 00:09:53,570
"the following regarding
Michael James Ross:

284
00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:56,109
"We never saw him.
We never knew him.

285
00:09:56,110 --> 00:09:58,540
"We never heard of him.

286
00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:01,785
"And it makes us sick that
he's taking the good name

287
00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:04,949
"of Harvard Law School and
throwing it down the toilet.

288
00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:07,050
Please find him guilty
on all counts."

289
00:10:07,060 --> 00:10:08,729
Your Honor, I move to strike
that document right now.

290
00:10:08,730 --> 00:10:10,159
On what grounds?

291
00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:11,659
On the grounds that
it's completely fabricated.

292
00:10:11,660 --> 00:10:12,990
Where's your proof?

293
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,499
Besides the fact that
I actually went to Harvard,

294
00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,799
there's no way
you could have contacted

295
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,269
all of those people
since last night.

296
00:10:17,270 --> 00:10:19,269
Then I suggest you call
every one of these people

297
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,539
and put them on the stand.

298
00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:22,539
But when you do, every single
one of them is gonna

299
00:10:22,540 --> 00:10:25,309
look you in the eye and say,
"Who the hell are you?"

300
00:10:25,310 --> 00:10:30,309
<i> ♪
♪</i>

301
00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:33,310
What?
No snappy comeback?

302
00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:35,489
You can try to trick
these people all you want.

303
00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:38,089
But the fact is,
you didn't go to Harvard,

304
00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:40,089
and this proves it.

305
00:10:40,090 --> 00:10:41,889
Objection.
He's testifying.

306
00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,320
What I'm doing is winning.

307
00:10:43,330 --> 00:10:45,159
All right, that's enough.

308
00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,620
I think this is a good time
to take a break.

309
00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:48,630
[gavel thuds]

310
00:10:48,631 --> 00:10:56,700
<i> ♪
♪</i>

311
00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:01,609
Louis Litt.

312
00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:02,940
I'm Anita Gibbs.

313
00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,279
Yeah, I know
who you are.

314
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,749
Question is,
what are you doing here?

315
00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,119
And the answer is,
I don't give a shit.

316
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,319
I came here
to compliment you

317
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,949
on getting rid
of Sheila's ass.

318
00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:11,280
I have no idea what
you're talking about.

319
00:11:11,290 --> 00:11:12,619
Really?

320
00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,980
You think I don't know
what's going on here?

321
00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,659
You two were in a relationship,
and when you found out

322
00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,159
that it was her
that wrote that email,

323
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:19,329
you went up to Cambridge
and convinced her to go to

324
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,165
Argentina for
the duration of the trial.

325
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,660
[laughs]
You're out of your mind.

326
00:11:22,670 --> 00:11:23,999
Am I?

327
00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,069
You flew to Boston three times
in the last two weeks.

328
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,505
You took two cabs
to her house

329
00:11:27,506 --> 00:11:30,800
and another to within 100 feet
of the admissions office.

330
00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:32,739
You have no proof
of anything.

331
00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,339
I don't need proof.

332
00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:36,770
Because while she may
be in Argentina now,

333
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,349
she's not gonna
stay there forever,

334
00:11:38,350 --> 00:11:40,390
which means when
she gets back,

335
00:11:40,391 --> 00:11:42,640
I get you for
witness tampering.

336
00:11:42,650 --> 00:11:45,010
Do me a favor
and leave me the hell alone.

337
00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:46,150
I will.

338
00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,589
For now.

339
00:11:47,590 --> 00:11:50,889
But if she's not back
by the start of trial,

340
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,959
I'm gonna assume that you want
to be brought up on charges.

341
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,190
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

342
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:02,360
You son of a bitch.
This isn't real.

343
00:12:02,370 --> 00:12:03,800
I don't give a shit
whether it's real or not.

344
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,879
You think Gibbs isn't
gonna do things like that?

345
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,050
She is not gonna enter
false evidence, and you know it.

346
00:12:08,052 --> 00:12:09,540
But she is gonna
set up traps for you

347
00:12:09,550 --> 00:12:10,820
to bungle into
like I just did.

348
00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:11,970
This is such bullshit.

349
00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,910
You are just pissed because
I was kicking your ass

350
00:12:13,920 --> 00:12:15,190
so now you're cheating.

351
00:12:15,191 --> 00:12:16,310
Me?

352
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,589
You're the one
who testified in your

353
00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,159
opening statement
and every chance you get.

354
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:22,059
Because that's exactly what
me being my own lawyer gives us.

355
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,229
I don't care.

356
00:12:23,230 --> 00:12:25,395
If I represent you
and it turns out that you

357
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:27,559
need to testify, we can
call you up to the stand.

358
00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:30,490
And if we do that, then
Gibbs gets to cross-examine me

359
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,869
and make me
look like a liar.

360
00:12:31,870 --> 00:12:33,099
Well, I don't know
if you've noticed,

361
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:34,699
but you're looking
like a liar right now.

362
00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:36,830
And I'm trying to keep you
from looking like a fool.

363
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,209
You know what?
I'm getting pretty tired

364
00:12:38,210 --> 00:12:39,439
of you using
that word with me.

365
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:40,739
Too bad,
because for all your

366
00:12:40,740 --> 00:12:43,000
bullshit up there, you still
can't produce one person

367
00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:44,370
who remembers you
from Harvard.

368
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,149
So if you want to have a chance
at representing yourself,

369
00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:49,589
get out of my face
and go work on your defense

370
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:51,819
'cause I got a lot more
where that came from.

371
00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:54,819
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

372
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,220
<i> ♪
♪</i>

373
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,799
What can I do for you,
Louis?

374
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,630
- Gibbs knows what I did.
- What?

375
00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,139
She knows I got Sheila
out of the country.

376
00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:10,409
She was waiting for me
this morning,

377
00:13:10,410 --> 00:13:11,939
and she threatened to
bring charges against me.

378
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,039
- Did you admit that to her?
- No.

379
00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:15,940
Then she's not gonna
charge you with anything.

380
00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,179
Did you hear
what I just said?

381
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,520
She knows I went
to Sheila's place

382
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:19,979
the same night
she went to Argentina.

383
00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:21,279
And what does that prove?

384
00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,380
It proves that I knowingly

385
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:23,719
bought a witness a ticket
out of the country

386
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,119
in the middle of
an ongoing investigation.

387
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,450
All it proves is, you rewarded
a Harvard employee

388
00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,289
who's been steering lawyers
towards this firm

389
00:13:29,290 --> 00:13:30,550
for the last ten years.

390
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,929
Okay, Jessica, Gibbs can
easily go down to Argentina

391
00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:33,930
and ask Sheila--

392
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,929
Louis, listen to yourself.

393
00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,490
She's not going to do that.

394
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,939
And even if she did,
it's not witness tampering

395
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:41,669
if a subpoena
was never issued.

396
00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:43,430
Then Gibbs is gonna say
that I had knowledge

397
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,579
of an impending subpoena;
therefore it is tampering.

398
00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,579
You know what, Louis?

399
00:13:47,580 --> 00:13:49,409
I don't give a shit
what Gibbs says.

400
00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:51,909
<i> ♪
♪</i>

401
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:53,240
Where are you going?

402
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,490
Give that woman a taste
of her own goddamn medicine.

403
00:13:57,350 --> 00:13:58,649
Where the hell
are you going?

404
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,319
We've got Mike on the ropes;
we have to put him away.

405
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:01,480
Sorry, Harvey.

406
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:02,659
Something more pressing
just came up.

407
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,200
What the hell could be
more pressing than this?

408
00:14:04,201 --> 00:14:06,590
You worry about your shit,
and I'll worry about mine.

409
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,365
Oh, I've got my shit
taken care of.

410
00:14:08,366 --> 00:14:10,120
Well, maybe you do,
and maybe you don't.

411
00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,129
But what I've learned
from recent history is,

412
00:14:12,130 --> 00:14:15,130
if you really were Anita Gibbs,
no matter what you had planned,

413
00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:17,539
you'd be planning
something else.

414
00:14:17,540 --> 00:14:24,280
<i> ♪
♪</i>

415
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,540
Donna, please,
not right now.

416
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:27,550
I'm so busy.

417
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:28,550
That's fine.

418
00:14:28,551 --> 00:14:29,710
I just came by
to let you know that

419
00:14:29,720 --> 00:14:31,060
Jessica had to go out,
so the trial is done

420
00:14:31,061 --> 00:14:32,180
for the rest of the day.

421
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:33,219
And Harvey wasn't
gonna tell me

422
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,380
because he's
playing dirty.

423
00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:35,989
He's not your enemy, Mike.

424
00:14:35,990 --> 00:14:37,850
He's just doing
what he thinks is best.

425
00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:40,029
Then I'm gonna do
what I think is best.

426
00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,529
And what exactly
is that?

427
00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:43,669
Look, Donna,
he may not be my enemy,

428
00:14:43,670 --> 00:14:45,999
and you may not be my enemy,

429
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,160
but as long as we're in
this trial run,

430
00:14:49,170 --> 00:14:51,100
I'm not trusting you
with anything.

431
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:54,779
<i> ♪
♪</i>

432
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,109
That's my boy.

433
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:59,670
<i> ♪
♪</i>

434
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:01,879
Jessica Pearson,

435
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,580
I wasn't aware we had
an appointment today.

436
00:15:03,590 --> 00:15:04,949
We don't.

437
00:15:04,950 --> 00:15:06,750
I just stopped by to give you
this restraining order,

438
00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,230
preventing you from
contacting Louis Litt

439
00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:09,720
without his attorney
present.

440
00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:12,059
And let me guess--
his attorney is you.

441
00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:13,520
Bingo.

442
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,699
So unless you're
going to arrest him,

443
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,369
you so much as text him
without me present,

444
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:21,539
and you're in violation
of a court order.

445
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:24,039
You're done driving a wedge
between me and my people.

446
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,379
We'll see how strong
your bond is with your people

447
00:15:27,380 --> 00:15:29,379
when I parade every one of them
on the stand

448
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:30,749
and ask them point-blank,

449
00:15:30,750 --> 00:15:33,079
"Did you know Mike Ross
was a fraud?"

450
00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:35,240
You think we're gonna have
different answers to that?

451
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:37,880
No, I think you're all
gonna take the Fifth.

452
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:40,019
And you're gonna tell yourselves
it implies no guilt,

453
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:41,780
but in the eyes of the jury,
you might as well

454
00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,550
all just stand up there
and say he did it.

455
00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:47,859
So you tell your client
he's off the hook for now.

456
00:15:47,860 --> 00:15:50,860
But the next time I talk to him,
it will be on the stand.

457
00:15:50,870 --> 00:15:58,509
<i> ♪
♪</i>

458
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,779
Hey, I got your message.

459
00:16:00,780 --> 00:16:01,780
So here I am.

460
00:16:01,781 --> 00:16:03,309
But let me tell you
something, Mike,

461
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,070
if you're here to ask what
I think you're gonna ask,

462
00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,410
gonna be a short conversation.

463
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:08,290
I need you to say
you remember me from Harvard.

464
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:10,280
There's just
one small problem, Mike.

465
00:16:10,290 --> 00:16:11,949
I don't remember you.

466
00:16:11,950 --> 00:16:14,950
'Cause you didn't go there,
did you?

467
00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,030
Look me in the eye
and tell me that I'm wrong.

468
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,859
God damn you, Mike.
I--I knew it.

469
00:16:19,860 --> 00:16:20,890
Jimmy--Jimmy!

470
00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:22,329
When we first started,
you begged me

471
00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:23,660
to help you
save your career.

472
00:16:23,670 --> 00:16:25,169
No, no, no, no, Mike.
This is not the same thing.

473
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:26,699
I-I could have
gotten you disbarred.

474
00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,360
But it couldn't have got me
sent to jail, and you know it.

475
00:16:28,370 --> 00:16:29,860
I don't care!

476
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:31,300
All right?
I need your help.

477
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,479
Mike, you are asking me
to perjure myself,

478
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,809
and I don't even know
who you are.

479
00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:36,149
Yes, you do.

480
00:16:36,150 --> 00:16:39,019
I am the same guy you came to
when your aunt needed help.

481
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:40,079
Wow.

482
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,279
What? So I owe you
for that too?

483
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,840
Yeah, you do.

484
00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,310
You and I both know
if I get convicted,

485
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,719
that settlement's
gonna get reopened.

486
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,550
Then why the hell
did you take it, Mike?

487
00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:48,659
Why?

488
00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,659
<i> ♪
♪</i>

489
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,999
Jimmy,
I took a shortcut, man.

490
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:57,369
Just like you took
a shortcut once.

491
00:16:57,370 --> 00:17:00,339
Now, if I could take it
all back, I would, but I can't.

492
00:17:00,340 --> 00:17:02,005
And just like
you begged me once,

493
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:04,030
I am coming to you
and begging you right now.

494
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:06,209
Please.

495
00:17:06,210 --> 00:17:07,679
Please help me.

496
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,009
<i> ♪
♪</i>

497
00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:12,410
No one in their right mind

498
00:17:12,420 --> 00:17:14,919
would do what
you're asking me to.

499
00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:16,689
That's not true.

500
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,889
- Harold come to you?
- Mm-hmm.

501
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:20,059
But you know Harold

502
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,559
won't hold up on the stand
and I would.

503
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:23,829
Right?

504
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:25,159
- Jimmy, I need you--
- Michael.

505
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,420
[sighs]

506
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:28,699
Look, brother,
I'm sorry.

507
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,029
I really wish I could help,

508
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,430
but I cannot risk
going to prison for you.

509
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:33,499
I can't.

510
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:40,900
<i> ♪
♪</i>

511
00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,920
[cell phone buzzing]

512
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,859
Hello?

513
00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:54,859
Louis, it's me.

514
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,689
Sheila,
I explicitly told you,

515
00:17:56,690 --> 00:17:58,689
"Do not call me until
after the trial is over."

516
00:17:58,690 --> 00:17:59,790
<i> We can't take any chances--</i>

517
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,499
Someone approached me,
Louis.

518
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,029
What do you mean
someone approached you?

519
00:18:03,030 --> 00:18:04,260
At my hotel.

520
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:06,069
I was in the lobby.

521
00:18:06,070 --> 00:18:08,239
A man came up to me
and started talking.

522
00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,509
<i> He said he was</i>
<i> from New York.</i>

523
00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:10,880
<i> He wanted to know</i>
<i> how long I'd been</i>

524
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,230
<i> planning a trip</i>
<i> to Argentina.</i>

525
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,739
Then he asked how long
I was planning on staying

526
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,570
and, finally, did anyone pay

527
00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:18,615
for my ticket
to come down here?

528
00:18:18,616 --> 00:18:19,910
W-what did you tell him?

529
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,319
That it was
none of his business.

530
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,589
Good.
That was smart.

531
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,219
You didn't show them
that they got to you.

532
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,789
Louis, they did get to me.

533
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:27,389
Listen to me.

534
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,889
They did not subpoena you,
so you did nothing wrong.

535
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,750
You just took a trip.

536
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:35,759
Now, if Gibbs can prove
anyone did anything, it is me.

537
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:39,560
And I will do anything
to protect you, okay?

538
00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:41,569
I'm sorry, Louis.
I have to go.

539
00:18:41,570 --> 00:18:44,569
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

540
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:47,739
<i> ♪
♪</i>

541
00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,900
I don't believe you.

542
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,509
You're calling Rachel
as your first witness?

543
00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:51,840
I sure as hell am.

544
00:18:51,850 --> 00:18:54,285
Gibbs can't call Rachel.
We took care of that.

545
00:18:54,286 --> 00:18:56,280
We took care of her
going out of bounds

546
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:57,549
to get Rachel
to turn on you.

547
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,210
We didn't do anything
to stop her calling Rachel

548
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:00,550
to the stand,
and you know it.

549
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:01,859
Fine, then I'm
stipulating right now

550
00:19:01,860 --> 00:19:03,389
Rachel's taking the Fifth
to any questions.

551
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:04,390
Oh, bullshit.

552
00:19:04,391 --> 00:19:05,589
You know as well as I do,

553
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,490
she can't take the Fifth
to personal questions.

554
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:08,929
So you're just
gonna humiliate her

555
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,090
so you can rattle me?

556
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,329
You're damn right I am.

557
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:12,860
Gibbs is gonna do
the exact same thing.

558
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:14,339
She is not gonna
do that to Rachel

559
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,609
in front of a jury, because it
will make her look like shit.

560
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,169
She doesn't care about that.

561
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:19,900
No, you're the one that
doesn't care about that.

562
00:19:19,910 --> 00:19:22,050
'Cause this is no longer about
what's best for my case;

563
00:19:22,051 --> 00:19:23,709
it's because you don't
want to lose to me.

564
00:19:23,710 --> 00:19:25,209
I'm not going to lose
to you.

565
00:19:25,210 --> 00:19:26,470
You know what, Harvey?
I am--

566
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,810
That's enough.

567
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:29,449
While you two have been
having your pissing contest,

568
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,449
I've been poring over discovery,
and I came across

569
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:33,350
the class rankings
from Mike's first year.

570
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,789
Don't tell me--
he's not on it.

571
00:19:34,790 --> 00:19:36,629
- No, he's not.
- Doesn't make any sense.

572
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,689
Yes, it does.

573
00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:39,850
Lola must not have covered
all the bases.

574
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:41,690
Then we need to get her
to cover all the bases.

575
00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:43,029
Are you out of your mind?

576
00:19:43,030 --> 00:19:45,729
You go to Lola,
you lead Gibbs right to her,

577
00:19:45,730 --> 00:19:47,730
and this thing is over
before it even gets started.

578
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,169
Okay, then we get
Benjamin to do it.

579
00:19:49,170 --> 00:19:51,930
We are not letting another
person in on your secret.

580
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,230
Well, then what do you
suggest we do?

581
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,639
What we were gonna do
with every other piece

582
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,300
of evidence that
makes us look like shit.

583
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,470
We find a way to make it
look like shit.

584
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,985
There is no way that Harvard
accidentally forgets

585
00:20:00,986 --> 00:20:02,510
to put a student on this list.

586
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,849
I say we go to Benjamin.

587
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,349
And I say
I'll lock you in a room

588
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:07,719
until this trial starts
if you say that again.

589
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:10,850
<i> ♪
♪</i>

590
00:20:10,860 --> 00:20:13,699
Then I guess whoever wins
makes the call.

591
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:17,369
You go to Benjamin behind
my back before we're done,

592
00:20:17,370 --> 00:20:18,799
and you going to prison
is gonna be

593
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,290
the least of your problems.

594
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:28,370
<i> ♪
♪</i>

595
00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,840
Mike, you like you've been
through the wringer.

596
00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:36,219
I have to ask you a question,
and...

597
00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:38,189
I want you to tell me
the truth.

598
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:39,819
Well, of course.

599
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,750
Do you really think
I should be the one up there

600
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,889
fighting for my life, or do you
think Harvey should be?

601
00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:46,220
<i> ♪
♪</i>

602
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,859
I think that...

603
00:20:48,860 --> 00:20:52,360
you're the best person
to make that call,

604
00:20:52,370 --> 00:20:55,539
and that whatever you decide,
I'm with you 100%.

605
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,939
Well, then I need to ask
Benjamin to do something for us,

606
00:20:57,940 --> 00:21:01,609
and Harvey is really
not gonna like it.

607
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:04,249
<i> ♪
♪</i>

608
00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:07,919
Whatever it is,
if you think we need to do it,

609
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:09,719
I'm with you.

610
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:17,460
<i> ♪
♪</i>

611
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,959
It's done?

612
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,720
Yes.

613
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:26,030
It won't hold up forever,
but it will hold up for now.

614
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,799
Thank you, Benjamin.
I--

615
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,500
I didn't expect it
for a couple of hours.

616
00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:32,439
I-I haven't had a chance
to get you any bacon.

617
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,600
That's quite all right,
Michael.

618
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:36,450
This one is on the house.

619
00:21:39,380 --> 00:21:40,810
You know, you never
asked if what

620
00:21:40,820 --> 00:21:43,949
they're saying about me
is true.

621
00:21:43,950 --> 00:21:46,210
I didn't need to.

622
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:48,150
I knew it was true
the second I heard it.

623
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,629
I don't understand.

624
00:21:49,630 --> 00:21:51,089
All these kids
who went to Harvard,

625
00:21:51,090 --> 00:21:52,450
they never gave me
the time of day.

626
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:54,320
All they cared about
was letting me know

627
00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:57,329
where they went to school
and I didn't.

628
00:21:57,330 --> 00:21:59,360
You've never
done that to me.

629
00:21:59,370 --> 00:22:00,499
Not one time.

630
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,699
[sighs]

631
00:22:01,700 --> 00:22:03,300
I--I don't know
what to say.

632
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:07,479
Say that when you're done
and you've beaten this thing,

633
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,220
you won't start acting like some
asshole who went to Harvard.

634
00:22:11,221 --> 00:22:14,979
Well, I mean, can't really
promise you that, Benjamin.

635
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,140
I'll have gone to Harvard.

636
00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,049
That's not funny,
Michael.

637
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:22,050
<i> [solemn music]</i>

638
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:28,629
<i> ♪
♪</i>

639
00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,999
[envelope slaps]

640
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,800
Is the prosecution ready
to call its next witness?

641
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:36,169
Prosecution calls
Rachel Zane.

642
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,530
Objection.

643
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:40,139
Your Honor, the witness
cannot object to testifying

644
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,800
simply because she intends
to take the Fifth.

645
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:44,479
The witness doesn't have to
testify because she's my wife.

646
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,480
What?

647
00:22:45,481 --> 00:22:46,640
I have
a marriage certificate here

648
00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:48,119
from the state of Nevada
showing that

649
00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:49,789
the witness and I
were married in Las Vegas

650
00:22:49,790 --> 00:22:51,889
six weeks after
we started dating.

651
00:22:51,890 --> 00:22:54,389
Both of you up here, now.

652
00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:55,559
Where the hell
did you get that?

653
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,659
What do you mean?

654
00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,200
You didn't marry her,
and you know it.

655
00:22:58,201 --> 00:22:59,699
Then why do I have everything
I need proving I did?

656
00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:01,370
Because you did some bullshit
to get out of this.

657
00:23:01,371 --> 00:23:03,160
Oh, look who's
crying about it now.

658
00:23:03,170 --> 00:23:04,335
Keep your voices down.

659
00:23:04,336 --> 00:23:05,829
You think
this is a joke?

660
00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,030
You try this in court,

661
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,869
Gibbs is gonna prove
you're not married,

662
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,630
and Rachel's gonna
go to jail for perjury.

663
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,239
He's right; you better know
what the hell you're doing.

664
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,070
Who said that I was gonna
use this in the real trial?

665
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,409
I get it.
This is a fake, just like you.

666
00:23:16,410 --> 00:23:17,570
I said keep
your goddamn voice down.

667
00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:19,419
This is as real
as that affidavit was, okay?

668
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:22,919
Now, you wanted to rattle me;
I've rattled you.

669
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,320
What are you gonna
do about it?

670
00:23:25,490 --> 00:23:27,289
Prosecution calls
Rachel Zane to the stand.

671
00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:28,925
Objection.
We just went over this.

672
00:23:28,926 --> 00:23:31,889
When spousal privilege
is invoked in the moment,

673
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,720
prosecution has
the right to challenge

674
00:23:33,730 --> 00:23:35,365
the validity of the marriage.

675
00:23:35,366 --> 00:23:37,560
- This is ridiculous.
- Objection overruled.

676
00:23:37,570 --> 00:23:39,539
Ms. Zane,
take the stand.

677
00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:40,799
We can skip swearing her in

678
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,560
since she's just gonna
lie about it, anyway.

679
00:23:42,570 --> 00:23:43,800
Objection!

680
00:23:43,810 --> 00:23:47,139
Ms. Zane, if you got married
six weeks after dating

681
00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,640
the defendant, why are you
engaged to him right now?

682
00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:51,749
Because we did it on a whim.

683
00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:53,419
And we had planned
to have an annulment,

684
00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:57,019
but once we fell more in love,
we thought that it

685
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,919
might be wonderful
to reveal it to our families

686
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,310
after we were married again.

687
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,419
And how, exactly,
did it go

688
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:02,850
when you got married
the first time?

689
00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:04,129
We were in Las Vegas--

690
00:24:04,130 --> 00:24:05,589
Yeah, yeah, I don't
give a shit where you were.

691
00:24:05,590 --> 00:24:07,590
What color was your dress?
What color was the cake?

692
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,099
- Objection.
- Who was there?

693
00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,769
Were there any witnesses?
Your Honor, he's badgering--

694
00:24:10,770 --> 00:24:12,569
Who were the witnesses?
And what goddamn time was it?

695
00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:13,969
Your Honor,
get him off of her!

696
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,010
- Harvey...
- Tell me right now.

697
00:24:15,011 --> 00:24:17,830
Let the witness answer.

698
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,009
The dress was white.

699
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:23,009
And the cake was vanilla
with a buttercream frosting.

700
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:26,870
It was a small ceremony
at around 10:00 p.m.

701
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:28,710
And I remember
the man who married us

702
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,419
like it was yesterday

703
00:24:30,420 --> 00:24:34,259
because it was the most
special day of my life.

704
00:24:34,260 --> 00:24:35,589
And when you came up
with this story,

705
00:24:35,590 --> 00:24:37,250
did Mr. Ross at least
give you the courtesy of

706
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:38,759
letting you make up
your own memories

707
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:39,999
of your supposedly
sacred day?

708
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,099
Objection.

709
00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,969
Since, if he represents
himself at trial,

710
00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:45,899
you won't have a real wedding
for at least two to five years.

711
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:46,930
Harvey.

712
00:24:46,940 --> 00:24:48,439
And I've got
one more question:

713
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:52,039
did you vow to remain
faithful to Mr. Ross

714
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,339
throughout your marriage?

715
00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:54,400
Yes, I did.

716
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,609
Yeah, then I guess
when you cheated on him

717
00:24:56,610 --> 00:24:59,270
with Logan Sanders,
it means you lied to him

718
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,940
at that non-existent ceremony,

719
00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:03,219
just like you're lying
to all of us right now.

720
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,689
That's enough.

721
00:25:05,690 --> 00:25:07,759
If you want to bring more
outside information

722
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:12,489
to dispute this marriage,
feel free, but for right now...

723
00:25:12,490 --> 00:25:13,990
this witness is excused.

724
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
[gavel thuds]

725
00:25:15,001 --> 00:25:18,070
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

726
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:25,309
Louis, whatever it is,
it's going to have to wait.

727
00:25:25,310 --> 00:25:26,979
No, it's not gonna wait,
because you said

728
00:25:26,980 --> 00:25:28,079
you'd take care of Gibbs.

729
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,339
I did take care of Gibbs.

730
00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:31,370
Well, then why the hell
did someone from her office

731
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,349
contact Sheila in Argentina?

732
00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:35,349
Louis, they're just
trying to scare you.

733
00:25:35,350 --> 00:25:37,119
And even if she tells them
everything,

734
00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,155
you did nothing wrong
with Sheila.

735
00:25:39,156 --> 00:25:41,250
What about what
we did with Mike?

736
00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:43,859
The only proof they'll ever
have that we knew about Mike

737
00:25:43,860 --> 00:25:45,789
is if we tell them.

738
00:25:45,790 --> 00:25:48,420
And when they ask me,
I'm going to take the Fifth,

739
00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:50,269
and you are going to do
the same thing.

740
00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:51,399
That is not good enough.

741
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,599
I don't want
to take the Fifth.

742
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:53,790
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

743
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,860
You get called first,
you get up there,

744
00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:57,460
and you look them
straight in the eye,

745
00:25:57,470 --> 00:25:59,069
and you tell them
Mike went to Harvard.

746
00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:00,900
It was your decision
to hire him,

747
00:26:00,910 --> 00:26:02,279
and you stand by it 100%.

748
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,779
What's going on?

749
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,949
What's going on is that
Jessica's happy asking me

750
00:26:05,950 --> 00:26:07,649
to witness tamper,
but when it comes to her

751
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:08,990
getting on the stand,
she won't--

752
00:26:08,991 --> 00:26:10,780
Witness tamper?
What did you have him do?

753
00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:12,449
She had me move Sheila
out of the country.

754
00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,450
Are you crazy?

755
00:26:13,460 --> 00:26:14,719
Look, I did
what I had to do.

756
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,550
Then why won't you do
what you have to do for me?

757
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,029
Because if I did that,
it would open me up to perjury.

758
00:26:19,030 --> 00:26:20,799
If Mike gets convicted,
what does it matter

759
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,800
if you perjure yourself?

760
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:22,800
Both of you be quiet.

761
00:26:22,801 --> 00:26:24,469
Look who's coming.

762
00:26:24,470 --> 00:26:27,069
Look who it is.
The Three Musketeers.

763
00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:28,669
And we happen to be
in the middle of a meeting.

764
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,509
That's okay; I just
dropped by to let you know

765
00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:32,680
it looks like the trial's
been moved up till tomorrow.

766
00:26:32,681 --> 00:26:33,930
What the hell
did you do?

767
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,800
I went to the judge,
and I said, "Your Honor,

768
00:26:35,810 --> 00:26:37,470
"I'd like to start
this thing before

769
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,349
every single witness
I have disappears."

770
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:41,449
No way she granted this
without us present.

771
00:26:41,450 --> 00:26:43,349
Oh, you can fight it,
if you want.

772
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:46,910
We'll wait for Ms. Sazs
to finish her trip.

773
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:50,750
Oh, Mr. Litt seems
upset about that.

774
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:52,600
Looks like the wedge
I'm driving between you

775
00:26:52,601 --> 00:26:54,320
is starting to work.

776
00:26:56,260 --> 00:26:57,929
Your wedge hasn't
done shit.

777
00:26:57,930 --> 00:27:00,930
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

778
00:27:00,940 --> 00:27:03,269
And I'm gonna tell you
something else.

779
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:05,269
You put me on that stand,

780
00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,739
and I will look the jury
straight in the eye

781
00:27:07,740 --> 00:27:10,340
and tell them that
Mike Ross is the best

782
00:27:10,350 --> 00:27:13,349
goddamn Harvard-educated
attorney I have ever met.

783
00:27:13,350 --> 00:27:14,779
I hired him.

784
00:27:14,780 --> 00:27:18,480
It was my decision,
and I stand by it 100%.

785
00:27:18,490 --> 00:27:20,519
And everyone that
comes after me

786
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:22,119
will say the same thing.

787
00:27:22,120 --> 00:27:27,690
<i> ♪
♪</i>

788
00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:29,699
You think she bought that?

789
00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:31,199
I don't care
if she bought it or not.

790
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:32,269
I wasn't bluffing.

791
00:27:32,270 --> 00:27:33,599
And you and Mike
better figure out

792
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:34,860
what the hell
you're going to do

793
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,909
because the trial
starts tomorrow.

794
00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:44,349
<i> ♪
♪</i>

795
00:27:44,350 --> 00:27:46,579
What a coincidence
running into you here

796
00:27:46,580 --> 00:27:47,979
twice in one week.

797
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:49,680
You can skip
trying to cheer me up,

798
00:27:49,690 --> 00:27:51,849
because it's not
gonna work.

799
00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:54,619
- Rachel--
- I don't want to hear it.

800
00:27:54,620 --> 00:27:57,920
He humiliated me
in front of the entire firm.

801
00:27:57,930 --> 00:27:59,359
Yeah, he did.

802
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:01,759
But you weren't sure if Mike
could handle this or not.

803
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:05,090
And at least now,
if he can't,

804
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:06,939
you won't have to be
the one to tell him.

805
00:28:06,940 --> 00:28:08,799
That is so easy for you to
say, because you have no idea

806
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,260
what it felt like
to go through that.

807
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,300
You're wrong.

808
00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,039
I know exactly what
it feels like.

809
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,670
What are you talking about?

810
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:20,219
Try to imagine how he treated
me when I left him for Louis.

811
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,390
Maybe you do know.

812
00:28:21,391 --> 00:28:23,110
Yeah.
I do.

813
00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:25,910
And...

814
00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:31,720
I also know that,
like nobody else,

815
00:28:31,730 --> 00:28:33,059
Harvey has this ability

816
00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:38,729
to just shut off and not
see you as a person anymore.

817
00:28:38,730 --> 00:28:41,899
Well, that ability
makes me sick.

818
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:43,400
It's also probably
one of the things

819
00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:44,839
that makes him
such a great lawyer.

820
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:47,939
<i> ♪
♪</i>

821
00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:49,040
<i> [knocking]</i>

822
00:28:52,910 --> 00:28:54,980
- What are you doing here?
- We got a problem.

823
00:28:58,290 --> 00:29:00,089
You mean besides
what you did today?

824
00:29:00,090 --> 00:29:01,930
- Mike, listen to me.
- No, you listen to me.

825
00:29:01,931 --> 00:29:04,589
That was over the line--
The trial starts tomorrow.

826
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:06,490
What?

827
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,259
No.
Gibbs can't do that.

828
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:09,590
Technically she can't,

829
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,999
but trust me, we don't
have a leg to stand on.

830
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,239
Fine.

831
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,999
Then I'm filing the motion
to be my own attorney.

832
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,299
- Mike--
- No, I don't want to hear it.

833
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:17,660
You didn't beat me,
all right?

834
00:29:17,670 --> 00:29:20,000
So you can be second chair or
no chair, but I am first chair.

835
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:21,179
God damn it, Mike.

836
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,339
You don't know what
you're doing.

837
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,600
Do you really think
I'm gonna let you

838
00:29:23,610 --> 00:29:25,140
protect me after what
you did to Rachel today?

839
00:29:25,150 --> 00:29:26,679
I did that to Rachel
for you,

840
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,679
and if you can't see that,
you can't win this trial.

841
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,040
I can, and I will!

842
00:29:30,050 --> 00:29:33,450
That's enough!

843
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:35,025
Rachel, it's fine.
I can handle this.

844
00:29:35,026 --> 00:29:36,950
I don't care.
I don't want you to handle this.

845
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:42,729
<i> ♪
♪</i>

846
00:29:42,730 --> 00:29:44,629
What?

847
00:29:44,630 --> 00:29:45,860
You said you were
with me 100%.

848
00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:47,299
Was that a lie?

849
00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,960
No, but what Harvey had
to do to me today was brutal,

850
00:29:49,970 --> 00:29:51,800
and whoever ends up
representing you has to do

851
00:29:51,810 --> 00:29:53,639
the same thing to Trevor.

852
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:55,800
You don't think I can do
the same thing to Trevor?

853
00:29:55,810 --> 00:29:58,470
I know you can.

854
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,649
But I hated Harvey while
he was doing it to me,

855
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:03,649
and they're going to hate you

856
00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:05,349
while you're doing it
to Trevor.

857
00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:08,950
And, Mike, we can't have
the jury hating you,

858
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,929
but we can let them
hate Harvey.

859
00:30:10,930 --> 00:30:18,269
<i> ♪
♪</i>

860
00:30:18,270 --> 00:30:21,039
Mr. Evans, is it true that
you were living with Mr. Ross

861
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,969
in and around the time he claims
to have attended Harvard?

862
00:30:23,970 --> 00:30:25,300
Yes, we shared an apartment

863
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:27,779
at 5307 Huntington Boulevard
in Brooklyn.

864
00:30:27,780 --> 00:30:30,049
And how exactly
did he pay his rent?

865
00:30:30,050 --> 00:30:32,220
He worked as a bike messenger
and made money on the side

866
00:30:32,221 --> 00:30:33,970
taking the LSATs for people.

867
00:30:33,980 --> 00:30:35,879
Oh, wait, I'm confused.

868
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,740
Why would he
have to resort to that

869
00:30:37,750 --> 00:30:39,380
if he were
a college graduate?

870
00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,189
Because he wasn't
a college graduate.

871
00:30:41,190 --> 00:30:42,859
What?

872
00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:45,200
You mean he never
graduated from college?

873
00:30:45,201 --> 00:30:49,820
No, he was kicked out of
college for cheating on a test.

874
00:30:49,830 --> 00:30:52,660
Well, isn't it possible

875
00:30:52,670 --> 00:30:55,669
that while he was
living with you,

876
00:30:55,670 --> 00:30:59,369
he went back to school
and completed his degree?

877
00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:01,370
Well, I don't see how,
since most of his spare time

878
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:03,509
was spent sitting around
smoking weed with me.

879
00:31:03,510 --> 00:31:05,640
Well, let me
get this straight.

880
00:31:05,650 --> 00:31:08,419
Before he was employed
at Pearson Specter,

881
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:10,889
to the best of your knowledge,
he worked as

882
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:15,019
a bike messenger and
a part-time LSAT imposter?

883
00:31:15,020 --> 00:31:17,250
Yes.

884
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:19,159
One last question,
Mr. Evans.

885
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:21,629
Is it at all possible
that Mike Ross

886
00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:27,169
ever attended
Harvard Law School?

887
00:31:27,170 --> 00:31:28,839
Not unless they had
a satellite campus at

888
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,639
5307 Huntington Boulevard
in Brooklyn.

889
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,839
<i> ♪
♪</i>

890
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,740
No more questions,
Your Honor.

891
00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:38,849
Given that you smoked
all this pot, Mr. Evans,

892
00:31:38,850 --> 00:31:41,719
isn't it possible that
if Mike Ross commuted one day

893
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,189
a week to Harvard Law that
you might not remember that?

894
00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:45,289
I'd remember.

895
00:31:45,290 --> 00:31:46,759
Yeah, maybe you would,
but you'd lie

896
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:48,589
through your teeth
about it anyway, wouldn't you?

897
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:50,089
Objection.

898
00:31:50,090 --> 00:31:51,589
Mr. Evans, isn't it true
that you're a long-time

899
00:31:51,590 --> 00:31:54,590
drug dealer and your testimony
today is only happening

900
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:58,169
because you signed a deal with
Ms. Gibbs giving you immunity?

901
00:31:58,170 --> 00:31:59,170
Doesn't mean I'm lying.

902
00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:00,239
Because you wouldn't lie

903
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,510
just to get out
of going to prison?

904
00:32:01,511 --> 00:32:02,830
No, I would not.

905
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,839
Well, how about if the other
reason was to get back

906
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:06,879
at someone you've been
jealous of your entire life?

907
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,109
I've never been jealous
of Mike Ross in my entire life.

908
00:32:09,110 --> 00:32:10,609
And I just caught you
in a lie.

909
00:32:10,610 --> 00:32:11,970
Objection, Your Honor.

910
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,149
Mr. Evans, my next move
is gonna be to call

911
00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:15,785
Jenny Griffith to the stand,

912
00:32:15,786 --> 00:32:19,349
and she's gonna testify
that you lied to her for years

913
00:32:19,350 --> 00:32:21,780
about dealing,
and when she found out about it,

914
00:32:21,790 --> 00:32:23,489
she left you
for Mike Ross.

915
00:32:23,490 --> 00:32:24,989
Objection.
Badgering.

916
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:26,990
She's also gonna say that
you were jealous of his mind

917
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:30,099
your entire life,
and when you found out

918
00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:32,769
that she left you for him,
you were as jealous

919
00:32:32,770 --> 00:32:34,099
as a human being can be.

920
00:32:34,100 --> 00:32:35,999
Now, is that true or not?
Your Honor.

921
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,460
Let me rephrase.

922
00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:40,470
Is Ms. Griffith going to be
perjuring herself or are you?

923
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:43,710
Yeah, I was jealous of him.

924
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,149
And if he lied about all of
that, what's to make us believe

925
00:32:48,150 --> 00:32:50,319
that he wasn't lying
about everything else?

926
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,489
<i> ♪
♪</i>

927
00:32:54,490 --> 00:32:56,689
No further questions,
Your Honor.

928
00:32:56,690 --> 00:33:02,090
<i> ♪
♪</i>

929
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:06,839
Your Honor, prosecution calls
Donna Paulsen to the stand.

930
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,169
<i> ♪
♪</i>

931
00:33:10,170 --> 00:33:12,030
Don't worry, Donna.

932
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,539
She won't ask you point-blank
if you knew Mike was a fraud.

933
00:33:16,540 --> 00:33:19,009
What if she does?

934
00:33:19,010 --> 00:33:20,840
If you lie,

935
00:33:20,850 --> 00:33:22,119
they'll never know.

936
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:26,190
<i> ♪
♪</i>

937
00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:33,599
Ms. Paulsen, it's my
understanding that you arranged

938
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:36,099
Mr. Specter's interviews for
the position currently filled

939
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,100
by Michael Ross.

940
00:33:37,101 --> 00:33:38,135
Is that correct?

941
00:33:38,136 --> 00:33:39,560
I assisted in
the process, yes.

942
00:33:39,570 --> 00:33:41,739
Did you find it
suspicious that Mr. Ross

943
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,909
wasn't listed on
the Harvard class ranking

944
00:33:43,910 --> 00:33:45,009
from his first year?

945
00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:46,909
- No, I didn't.
- And why is that?

946
00:33:46,910 --> 00:33:48,779
Because I've never been
on any class ranking,

947
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:50,949
and I'm the best legal
secretary in the city.

948
00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:53,015
Wow, that's a quippy
response, Ms. Paulsen.

949
00:33:53,016 --> 00:33:55,179
But if you were so good
at your job, how would you

950
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,880
allow someone who wasn't even
on the interview list

951
00:33:57,890 --> 00:33:59,755
to get in a room alone
with Harvey Specter?

952
00:33:59,756 --> 00:34:01,750
I'm sure you'll
recognize this list.

953
00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:04,329
After all, you typed it up.

954
00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:07,659
And it looks like his name
isn't on this one either.

955
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:09,590
No, he wasn't on the list,
but he was smart enough

956
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,869
to talk to his way in,

957
00:34:10,870 --> 00:34:12,999
which is what a good lawyer
does and exactly

958
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,130
what I was looking for.

959
00:34:14,140 --> 00:34:16,040
How exactly did he
talk his way in?

960
00:34:18,310 --> 00:34:21,139
Answer the question,
Ms. Paulsen.

961
00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:23,570
He took someone else's spot.

962
00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:26,409
You mean he said
he was someone else.

963
00:34:26,410 --> 00:34:28,010
You're under oath,
Ms. Paulsen.

964
00:34:28,020 --> 00:34:30,249
May I remind you that
perjury carries a sentence

965
00:34:30,250 --> 00:34:32,480
of up to five years?

966
00:34:32,490 --> 00:34:35,060
Did he say
he was someone else?

967
00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:39,020
- He said he was Rick Sorkin.
- Ha.

968
00:34:39,030 --> 00:34:42,165
So your first introduction
to Mr. Ross was as an imposter?

969
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,259
I didn't say that.

970
00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:45,190
You said he lied
about what his name was.

971
00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,369
That makes him an imposter.

972
00:34:48,370 --> 00:34:51,169
Are you going to recant
your testimony?

973
00:34:51,170 --> 00:34:53,269
Don't look at him.

974
00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:56,270
<i> [dramatic music]</i>

975
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,779
No, I'm not recanting.

976
00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:59,109
All right.

977
00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:02,879
So now we've established
that Mr. Ross is a liar.

978
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:06,810
And now we're gonna find out
if you're a liar.

979
00:35:06,820 --> 00:35:09,480
So, Ms. Paulsen,

980
00:35:09,490 --> 00:35:11,820
to the best of your knowledge,

981
00:35:11,830 --> 00:35:15,629
did Mike Ross go to
Harvard Law School or not?

982
00:35:15,630 --> 00:35:23,040
<i> ♪
♪</i>

983
00:35:24,470 --> 00:35:26,970
I'd like to assert
my Fifth Amendment right.

984
00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:30,009
[crowd murmuring]

985
00:35:30,010 --> 00:35:32,340
<i> ♪
♪</i>

986
00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:34,949
Don't feel bad,
Ms. Paulsen.

987
00:35:34,950 --> 00:35:38,919
I'm sure others
will do the same thing too...

988
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,859
because...

989
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:44,989
the defense cannot produce
one person

990
00:35:44,990 --> 00:35:48,320
who can place Mike Ross
at Harvard Law.

991
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:52,469
<i> ♪
♪</i>

992
00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:54,905
The witness could be excused,
Your Honor.

993
00:35:54,906 --> 00:35:56,630
I think we've heard
all we need to hear.

994
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:04,710
<i> ♪
♪</i>

995
00:36:10,350 --> 00:36:12,849
Defense would like to call
Jimmy Kirkwood to the stand.

996
00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:13,850
Objection.

997
00:36:13,860 --> 00:36:15,230
His name was not
on the witness list.

998
00:36:15,231 --> 00:36:16,580
Rebuttal witness.

999
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,589
She just said we can't
produce someone who places

1000
00:36:18,590 --> 00:36:19,989
Mike at Harvard,
and I say we can.

1001
00:36:19,990 --> 00:36:21,090
Your Honor--

1002
00:36:21,100 --> 00:36:22,729
Mr. Specter
is within his rights.

1003
00:36:22,730 --> 00:36:25,429
Mr. Kirkwood can
take the stand.

1004
00:36:25,430 --> 00:36:27,490
How did you know
he'd testify?

1005
00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,899
I didn't until just now.

1006
00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:34,400
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1007
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:37,749
<i> Well, when I first met Mike,</i>
<i> I thought,</i>

1008
00:36:37,750 --> 00:36:39,749
<i> "Who is this asshole</i>

1009
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:42,085
<i> who only ever shows up</i>
<i> for tests?"</i>

1010
00:36:42,086 --> 00:36:44,280
<i> Cockiest son of a bitch</i>
<i> I ever saw.</i>

1011
00:36:44,290 --> 00:36:46,460
<i> But then I really got to know</i>
<i> Mike when we were arguing</i>

1012
00:36:46,461 --> 00:36:50,480
<i> over an ethics question</i>
<i> in Professor Gerard's class.</i>

1013
00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:52,150
<i> Should a lawyer</i>
<i> who's crossed a line</i>

1014
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,259
<i> be given a second chance?</i>

1015
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:56,590
<i> I didn't think so,</i>
<i> but Mike did,</i>

1016
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,599
<i>and that's when I realized that</i>
<i> Mike Ross has more integrity</i>

1017
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,360
<i> and compassion</i>
<i> in his little finger</i>

1018
00:37:01,370 --> 00:37:03,739
<i> than any other lawyer</i>
<i> I've ever met.</i>

1019
00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:05,409
And if I was on trial
for my life,

1020
00:37:05,410 --> 00:37:07,039
there's no one I'd rather
have on my side

1021
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,170
than my fellow Harvard alum
Mike Ross.

1022
00:37:10,180 --> 00:37:12,449
Just so we're 100% clear,

1023
00:37:12,450 --> 00:37:16,019
was Mike Ross a student
at Harvard Law School with you?

1024
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:17,689
Yes, he was.

1025
00:37:17,690 --> 00:37:21,259
No further questions,
Your Honor.

1026
00:37:21,260 --> 00:37:23,829
Now we've heard enough.

1027
00:37:23,830 --> 00:37:26,959
Ms. Gibbs, I'll give you
24 hours to prepare for cross.

1028
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,820
Oh, I don't need 24 hours,
Your Honor.

1029
00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,499
Mr. Kirkwood, isn't it true
that two days ago,

1030
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,839
Mr. Ross contacted you on
the street outside of your

1031
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,605
office and the two of you got
into a heated argument?

1032
00:37:36,606 --> 00:37:39,070
I have the pictures.
Would you like to see them?

1033
00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:42,039
Yes, it's true.

1034
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,800
And isn't it also true
that Mike Ross

1035
00:37:43,810 --> 00:37:45,870
got your aunt a large
settlement several months ago,

1036
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,379
and if he gets convicted,
it's likely

1037
00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,079
that that settlement
gets overturned?

1038
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,680
Objection.
Calls for speculation.

1039
00:37:50,690 --> 00:37:52,689
He's a Harvard lawyer.
He's qualified to speculate.

1040
00:37:52,690 --> 00:37:54,959
- Overruled.
- No, you're right.

1041
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,129
It'd probably get overturned,

1042
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,959
but if you think
that's why I said what I said,

1043
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,359
then obviously
you don't know me.

1044
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:03,459
So Trevor Evans could lie
because he's jealous,

1045
00:38:03,460 --> 00:38:05,029
but you wouldn't lie
for your aunt?

1046
00:38:05,030 --> 00:38:06,360
I'm not lying for my aunt.

1047
00:38:06,370 --> 00:38:08,499
But you are lying,
because a person

1048
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,800
who's telling the truth wouldn't
say they're lying at all.

1049
00:38:10,810 --> 00:38:12,339
Objection.
Testifying.

1050
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:15,509
You Honor, I've had enough
of this witness.

1051
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:16,839
He's excused.

1052
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,840
And the prosecution rests.

1053
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:24,849
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1054
00:38:24,850 --> 00:38:26,349
Donna.

1055
00:38:26,350 --> 00:38:27,580
Come in.

1056
00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:29,620
What can I do for you?

1057
00:38:29,621 --> 00:38:31,050
I'm actually here
to see Mike.

1058
00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:32,095
Mike's not here.

1059
00:38:32,096 --> 00:38:33,650
He went to go
and see Harvey.

1060
00:38:33,660 --> 00:38:35,820
[sighs]

1061
00:38:35,830 --> 00:38:37,769
- Look, is this about--
- It is about today.

1062
00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:39,099
Donna, I--

1063
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:42,939
You know, I always talk like
nothing can get to me.

1064
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:45,369
Well, it did today.

1065
00:38:45,370 --> 00:38:49,800
I crumbled up there,
and I hurt Mike's case.

1066
00:38:49,810 --> 00:38:52,970
And I'm ashamed of myself,
and I don't know what to do.

1067
00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:55,149
Okay.

1068
00:38:55,150 --> 00:38:57,419
Here's what you're gonna do.
It's okay.

1069
00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:01,289
You are going to
sit down with me

1070
00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:04,859
and have a glass of wine

1071
00:39:04,860 --> 00:39:07,529
and relax.

1072
00:39:07,530 --> 00:39:10,529
Because juries aren't stupid,
and they aren't allowed

1073
00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:14,060
to infer anything from what
you said, so they won't.

1074
00:39:14,070 --> 00:39:15,669
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1075
00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:18,070
Harvey, I got to tell you,
I think we got 'em.

1076
00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:23,679
Mike, sit down.

1077
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,409
What's going on?

1078
00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:27,910
We had a good day,
but it wasn't enough.

1079
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,419
What are you talking about?

1080
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:30,589
Jimmy came through.
Mike--

1081
00:39:30,590 --> 00:39:32,589
Look, I know she landed
a punch with him.

1082
00:39:32,590 --> 00:39:35,019
And I'm telling you,
he wasn't enough.

1083
00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:37,180
Harvey, all we need
is reasonable doubt.

1084
00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:40,690
And if I was on that jury,
I wouldn't have it.

1085
00:39:40,700 --> 00:39:42,029
I'd find you guilty.

1086
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,699
[scoffs]

1087
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:45,029
That's great.

1088
00:39:45,030 --> 00:39:46,529
So you just
called me over here

1089
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:47,890
to make me
want to kill myself?

1090
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:52,400
I called you here because
this is not about doubt.

1091
00:39:52,410 --> 00:39:55,245
We need to give them a reason
to want to let you go.

1092
00:39:55,246 --> 00:39:57,039
And how exactly
are we gonna do that?

1093
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,470
By doing what you wanted
to do in the first place.

1094
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:02,479
<i> [foreboding music]</i>

1095
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,579
No.
Now?

1096
00:40:03,580 --> 00:40:04,810
Are you kidding me?

1097
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,360
It's the only way
to get you to testify

1098
00:40:06,361 --> 00:40:07,780
without taking the stand.

1099
00:40:07,790 --> 00:40:09,759
And you said if we had to,
we'd put me on the stand.

1100
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:10,889
And you were right.

1101
00:40:10,890 --> 00:40:13,589
She's too good at crossing.

1102
00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:15,890
Well, it's a great idea,
Harvey; I wish I'd had it.

1103
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,969
The only problem is,
they're not gonna let me change

1104
00:40:17,970 --> 00:40:19,699
my goddamn lawyer
in the middle of a trial!

1105
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,439
And I'm telling you
we need to figure out

1106
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,499
a way to make them.

1107
00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:24,730
Because if we don't...

1108
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,210
We're gonna lose.

1109
00:40:27,211 --> 00:40:35,290
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1110
00:40:43,790 --> 00:40:45,350
You're not allowed
to talk to me.

1111
00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,929
That's true,

1112
00:40:46,930 --> 00:40:48,870
but if you don't tell anyone,
then no one's gonna know,

1113
00:40:48,871 --> 00:40:52,029
and I don't think you're
gonna want to tell anyone.

1114
00:40:52,030 --> 00:40:54,860
Okay.
What do you want?

1115
00:40:54,870 --> 00:40:57,869
I have to admit that until
you got rid of Sheila,

1116
00:40:57,870 --> 00:41:00,069
I honestly thought you weren't
part of this whole thing,

1117
00:41:00,070 --> 00:41:02,270
but then I did
a little checking,

1118
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,779
and I think I can pinpoint
the exact day

1119
00:41:04,780 --> 00:41:06,720
you found out
about Mike Ross.

1120
00:41:06,721 --> 00:41:08,240
I'm calling Jessica.

1121
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,849
They let you resign,
you found out about Mike,

1122
00:41:10,850 --> 00:41:12,980
and you used it to return
as a name partner.

1123
00:41:12,990 --> 00:41:14,659
And you know what that
makes me think about you?

1124
00:41:14,660 --> 00:41:17,689
You're resourceful,
maybe a little sleazy,

1125
00:41:17,690 --> 00:41:19,820
but you didn't hire that kid
in the first place.

1126
00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:22,299
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1127
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,069
I'm not turning on
my partners.

1128
00:41:24,070 --> 00:41:27,769
You had to blackmail them
to get what you deserve.

1129
00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:29,339
That's got to stick
in your craw.

1130
00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:31,309
- Go.
- I will go, Louis.

1131
00:41:31,310 --> 00:41:35,009
But you know what else I found
out when I was looking into you?

1132
00:41:35,010 --> 00:41:36,839
You like the ballet.

1133
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,009
You like to go mudding.

1134
00:41:39,010 --> 00:41:41,010
You enjoy the creature
comforts in life,

1135
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:44,349
but they don't have comforts
like that in prison.

1136
00:41:44,350 --> 00:41:45,780
They're gonna lose this trial.

1137
00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:49,759
You know it, I know it,
and they know it.

1138
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,729
You have one last chance
to save yourself.

1139
00:41:53,730 --> 00:41:55,559
Think about it.

1140
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:56,920
And, uh...

1141
00:41:56,930 --> 00:41:58,790
call me.

1142
00:41:58,800 --> 00:42:00,599
Before it's too late.

1143
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:08,670
<i> ♪
♪</i>

1144
00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:25,337
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