1 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:02,650 Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:02,650 --> 00:00:03,650 Rebecca? 3 00:00:03,650 --> 00:00:05,630 I'm Matt. Matt Dickson. 4 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:07,800 Would you like to... I don't know... 5 00:00:07,850 --> 00:00:10,280 grab a cup of coffee or something some time? 6 00:00:11,190 --> 00:00:13,610 Uh, I'm... I'm gonna go pay. 7 00:00:13,900 --> 00:00:15,720 You fixed the fridge. 8 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:19,040 Thank you for all you're doing to help. 9 00:00:19,870 --> 00:00:21,030 You're too good to us. 10 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:24,170 You are still a junior in high school, 11 00:00:24,210 --> 00:00:26,470 and you will not be going to visit your boyfriend 12 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,590 in Boston again 13 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,210 any time soon. 14 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,000 Well, that's gonna be a problem. 15 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:34,050 Oh, hey, you remember Elijah, right, from book club? 16 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,310 Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? 17 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:40,100 'Cause I was about to call my co-star for a booty call, 18 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,840 and you live across the country, 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,480 and I figured you were the better option. 20 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,720 Okay, Bug, are you ready? All right. 21 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:55,500 Okay, find C. Ah. Perfect. 22 00:00:55,550 --> 00:00:57,850 Here. Yeah. There you go. Ready? 23 00:00:57,900 --> 00:01:00,290 C, C, C. 24 00:01:00,740 --> 00:01:03,860 C, B, A, B, C, D... 25 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:05,500 Ladies and gentlemen, 26 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:09,260 we are witnessing history in the making here. 27 00:01:09,300 --> 00:01:10,650 We've got the famous, 28 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:12,560 stunningly talented 29 00:01:12,610 --> 00:01:15,570 and beautiful mother/daughter music duo, 30 00:01:15,610 --> 00:01:17,800 Kate Pearson, Rebecca Pearson, playing their very first 31 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,530 song ever together. 32 00:01:19,570 --> 00:01:21,360 Here, this is where it all started. 33 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,570 Daddy, you're distracting me. You know what? 34 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:25,360 You're gonna want this for your Rock and Roll Hall of Fame 35 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:27,060 - induction ceremony, trust me. - Okay, Bug. 36 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,320 - You want to try it again? All right. - Mm-hmm. 37 00:01:29,770 --> 00:01:32,110 C, C, C... 38 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:49,080 I do that only because I'm not sure! 39 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:50,840 Phone a friend! 40 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,780 - Phone a friend! - What? Phone a friend? 41 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:56,260 You do not phone a friend at the $16,000 level. 42 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:57,910 Really? I don't... Come on. Bug. 43 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:59,310 Bug, come, watch with us. 44 00:01:59,350 --> 00:02:01,350 We just saw this teacher from the Midwest 45 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,310 - win $125,000. - Yeah. 46 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:06,560 You know, sometimes, I lie in my bed, 47 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,980 and I think about how sad my life is, 48 00:02:09,660 --> 00:02:11,440 and then I come out here, and I see you two 49 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:13,360 glued to this couch watching Regis 50 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:15,710 and his monochromatic ties five nights a week, 51 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:19,150 and I think to myself, "Huh, it could be worse." 52 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:20,570 I like Regis's ties. 53 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:23,990 I'm going to Molly's, so try not to rage too hard while I'm gone. 54 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:26,160 Okay. 55 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:28,580 Geez. 56 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:32,300 We're not that sad. 57 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,950 No, no. 58 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:35,670 - Are we that sad? - No. 59 00:02:37,340 --> 00:02:39,170 I went out with my work friends last month. 60 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:41,870 - I had a margarita. And you... - Wow. 61 00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:44,600 ...you're dating, right? You're dating that woman you mentioned. 62 00:02:44,640 --> 00:02:46,050 Marguerite, but it's not serious. 63 00:02:46,090 --> 00:02:47,960 Oh, but still. 64 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:50,570 One margarita. One Marguerite. 65 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:53,140 See? We're fun. 66 00:02:53,190 --> 00:02:54,230 Yes. 67 00:02:57,670 --> 00:03:00,060 You know, um... 68 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:01,200 Rebecca, you... 69 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,620 you mentioned that you'd be, um, 70 00:03:03,620 --> 00:03:05,910 open to getting yourself back out there, right? 71 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:09,250 Well, a friend of mine from work 72 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,990 told me about this speed dating thing 73 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:12,340 going on at Petey B.'s this weekend. 74 00:03:12,710 --> 00:03:14,920 15 guys, 15 girls 75 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:17,430 sitting across from each other for three minutes at a time... 76 00:03:17,470 --> 00:03:21,000 15 dates? That is way worse than one. 77 00:03:21,970 --> 00:03:23,090 Rebecca. 78 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,640 It's time. 79 00:03:26,430 --> 00:03:27,470 You can't just sit here with me 80 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:28,520 every night for the rest of your life. 81 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:47,370 Okay, Hailey, you want some sweet potato? 82 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:49,210 No sweet potato. 83 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,500 Thanks for putting the laundry away. 84 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,540 You didn't have to do that. No big deal. 85 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:54,750 I know you have a lot on your plate with Toby gone, 86 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,250 and I love doing laundry. 87 00:03:56,250 --> 00:03:58,250 Mom, no one likes to do laundry. 88 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:02,090 I do. I love folding baby clothes. 89 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,680 It reminds me of when you guys were little. 90 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,680 Oh. 91 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:07,720 Hi. 92 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,770 Hey. How's my beautiful family? 93 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:11,600 We're good. We're just drawing, 94 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,690 and sweet potato-ing. Are you headed to the airport soon? 95 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:16,880 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 96 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:17,980 What's going on? 97 00:04:18,270 --> 00:04:21,100 So, Amir invited a bunch of us to watch the Giants game 98 00:04:21,140 --> 00:04:22,880 from his yacht on McCovey Cove 99 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,280 - tomorrow afternoon. - Whoa. 100 00:04:24,740 --> 00:04:26,700 Baseball with the boss. 101 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:30,280 Yeah. Apparently, it's a very modest yacht. 102 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:31,940 But I can still fly home. 103 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,460 No, no, no, no, um... 104 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,710 No, you should do it. You know, get that time with Amir. 105 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,960 - Really? You sure? - Yeah. 106 00:04:38,470 --> 00:04:39,500 As long as you explain to me 107 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:41,290 what a "modest yacht" is. 108 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:43,130 I think it's just a canoe with a toilet. 109 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,760 Thank you so much. 110 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,760 This means a lot. I love you. 111 00:04:46,930 --> 00:04:47,970 Love you, too. 112 00:04:50,140 --> 00:04:52,260 You know, I can stay with the kids tomorrow afternoon 113 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:53,740 while you go to school. 114 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,810 It's not a big deal. 115 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:00,320 You know what? You haven't been to the school since last year. 116 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:01,860 Do you want to meet us there? 117 00:05:02,530 --> 00:05:04,450 Yeah. I would love that. 118 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,830 That's it. I knocked. I'm coming in. 119 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,490 Listen, they're doing something cute. Come here. Hurry. 120 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:14,110 Take a look. Come on. Hurry up, hurry up. You're gonna miss it. 121 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,940 - What? What? What are they doing? - Watch this. Look, look. 122 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,460 - Look at this. Watch this, watch this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,510 Hey, Nicky, Nicky. Hey, hey, bud. 124 00:05:19,550 --> 00:05:20,770 Can you point to your sister? 125 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,120 There she is! 126 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:24,600 That's very good. 127 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,340 Look at that. Oh, she's clapping for him. 128 00:05:26,380 --> 00:05:29,210 Oh, what a good sister you are. Yeah. Aw. 129 00:05:29,260 --> 00:05:30,780 She's obviously such an empath, right? 130 00:05:30,820 --> 00:05:32,210 - Proud of him, yeah. - I mean, 131 00:05:32,260 --> 00:05:34,780 - that's not normal how kind she is. Yes. - No. 132 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:37,180 Such a good sister, huh? Hey, Maddy, I'm gonna order a smoothie. 133 00:05:37,220 --> 00:05:38,530 Do you want one? I don't know. I'm just... 134 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:41,110 - I'm feeling a little snacky. - Uh, no, thanks. 135 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,360 - Hey, Kev. - Hey. 136 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,310 You know what? I forgot. You got a big weekend, huh? 137 00:05:44,820 --> 00:05:46,700 Uh... It's just... 138 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:49,230 going to Pennsylvania for 48 hours to check on the house 139 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,370 that I'm building for my mother. 140 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,870 Wow. 141 00:05:52,040 --> 00:05:54,240 That's the side of celebrities that people don't get to see. 142 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:58,810 Eli and I were just hanging out. 143 00:05:58,830 --> 00:05:59,840 You were hanging out in the bedroom? 144 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,380 Uh, yes, Kevin, because I am a grown woman. 145 00:06:02,420 --> 00:06:04,290 Also we were mainly watching YouTube videos. 146 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:08,430 - Elijah, shush. - But the kids are gonna miss 147 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:11,040 - their daddy so much, aren't you? - Yeah. 148 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:12,210 Yes, you are. 149 00:06:13,020 --> 00:06:14,430 Hey, um, 150 00:06:14,470 --> 00:06:17,170 we were going to take them to the zoo tomorrow. 151 00:06:18,650 --> 00:06:20,830 Are you okay with missing first zoo? 152 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:23,400 Yeah. Yeah. No, it... it's fine, it's fine. 153 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:24,750 You can have first zoo. 154 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:26,440 They watched their first episode of Entourage 155 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,310 - this morning with me, so I am all set... - Oh. 156 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,990 ...as far as formative experiences go. 157 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,410 - Hey, Kev. - Huh? 158 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,190 Should you and I exchange numbers? 159 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:35,910 - You know, just in case. - Yeah. 160 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:38,890 - That's a great idea. What's yours? - No, no, no. 161 00:06:39,330 --> 00:06:41,200 Just AirDropped it to you. Poof! 162 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:44,940 It's in your phone. 163 00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:59,730 - Hey. - Hey. 164 00:06:59,850 --> 00:07:00,900 What're you doing? 165 00:07:01,260 --> 00:07:03,150 Well, I'm officially at my lowest point 166 00:07:03,150 --> 00:07:05,000 since the divorce was final last month. 167 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:07,860 Matty left for five days with Ryan, and... 168 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,230 currently cleaning up his Pokémon cards 169 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:12,580 and trying not to cry. 170 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,910 Um, listen, I have an idea. 171 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:16,290 Why don't you 172 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,750 come out with me to the cabin this weekend? 173 00:07:18,870 --> 00:07:21,240 There's an extra room, and Uncle Nicky's supervising 174 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,170 the construction. I'm sure he'd be... 175 00:07:23,170 --> 00:07:24,290 happy to see you. 176 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:26,880 Oh, and he's bringing his new girlfriend. 177 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:30,250 Uh... I mean, yeah, I could... 178 00:07:30,290 --> 00:07:31,470 I could do that, maybe. 179 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,100 Wait, is this a sex thing? 180 00:07:35,900 --> 00:07:36,970 Oh. 181 00:07:37,470 --> 00:07:39,270 Um... No. 182 00:07:40,300 --> 00:07:41,900 No? I mean, 183 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,740 we are both adults, right, 184 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,430 who have slept with each other in the past. 185 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:47,480 Uh, we're both very single, 186 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:49,030 both very lonely. 187 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:51,480 I don't know. What's... what's your temperature 188 00:07:51,530 --> 00:07:52,610 on this being a sex thing? 189 00:07:53,090 --> 00:07:54,160 I mean, I could go either way. 190 00:07:55,180 --> 00:07:56,240 It'd be nice to know, though, 191 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,660 'cause it'll change my packing and grooming. 192 00:07:58,320 --> 00:07:59,500 Of course. Yeah. 193 00:08:00,410 --> 00:08:02,540 I mean, am I open to it? Yes. 194 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,960 Am I expecting it? No. 195 00:08:04,580 --> 00:08:06,920 Did I ask you with that in mind? 196 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:08,670 No, but then... then you said, 197 00:08:09,370 --> 00:08:10,920 "Is this a sex thing," and I... I... 198 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,510 - I perked up. - Oh, my God. 199 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,200 Send me the address. I'll be there by tomorrow afternoon. 200 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:16,260 See you there. 201 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,770 Hey. Greetings, 202 00:08:21,810 --> 00:08:23,170 wife of mine. 203 00:08:23,210 --> 00:08:25,360 How's things? 204 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,610 Hmm... 205 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,200 Mm... Mm. 206 00:08:32,610 --> 00:08:33,820 - Whoa. - Mm. 207 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,200 - Good day? - Good day? 208 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,200 Not really. 209 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:40,360 I'd say it was a borderline crappy day. 210 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,360 There's meetings and red tape, 211 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:45,360 - lackluster lunch salad. - I keep telling you, you have 212 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,060 - to have a carb at lunch, baby. - Yes. 213 00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,250 I told you that. Get a potato in there somewhere. 214 00:08:49,250 --> 00:08:50,550 But it is Friday night, 215 00:08:51,090 --> 00:08:52,570 and I have the entire weekend ahead of me 216 00:08:52,610 --> 00:08:54,720 with my beautiful, overworked wife. 217 00:08:55,050 --> 00:08:57,180 Including a romantic dinner tomorrow night 218 00:08:57,230 --> 00:09:00,220 at the Thai spot on 9th Street with that branzino. 219 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:02,620 Ooh, the branzino. That's a sexy fish. 220 00:09:02,670 --> 00:09:04,390 Okay, and after that, I'm thinking maybe we 221 00:09:04,390 --> 00:09:06,760 - do a little dancing. What? What? - No. No. 222 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,240 I'm gonna have to burst this fantasy bubble 223 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,330 before I get too depressed. 224 00:09:09,370 --> 00:09:11,370 We can't do tomorrow night. 225 00:09:11,410 --> 00:09:14,420 Sí, se puede. We can, and we must. Why? Why? 226 00:09:14,460 --> 00:09:17,200 Um, because Deja said that Malik is in town for 24 hours 227 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,380 and wants to have dinner with us tomorrow night... 228 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:22,250 Correction, make dinner for us tomorrow night. 229 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:23,640 He wants to make us dinner? 230 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:25,580 - Mm-hmm. - What's his game? 231 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,610 I don't know, but it smells a little branzino to me. 232 00:09:28,650 --> 00:09:29,710 Huh. 233 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:31,750 Well, maybe it's an apology 234 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:35,050 for participating in her secret trip to Boston 235 00:09:35,090 --> 00:09:37,480 and the lying and the... stuff I don't like to talk about. 236 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:40,400 I hope it's an apology, but I don't know. 237 00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,920 - Hmm. - Kind of feel like we need to... 238 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,450 "worst case scenario" this bish. 239 00:09:45,350 --> 00:09:46,450 You go. 240 00:09:46,490 --> 00:09:47,600 Okay. 241 00:09:48,450 --> 00:09:49,610 Well, obviously, 242 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,320 - she's pregnant. Go. - God. 243 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,720 - They went to Vegas... - Mm-hmm. 244 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,070 ...and eloped while we were sleeping. 245 00:09:57,110 --> 00:09:59,580 - Not preggo, just married. You go. - Okay. 246 00:10:00,030 --> 00:10:03,040 Malik brings out dessert and there's an engagement ring 247 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,470 in Deja's soufflé, 248 00:10:04,510 --> 00:10:06,460 and he proposes to her in front of all of us. 249 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:08,430 He pulls me out onto the back porch 250 00:10:08,470 --> 00:10:11,870 before he proposes to ask for permission, and, uh... 251 00:10:11,910 --> 00:10:14,050 I don't know, he chooses the back porch because 252 00:10:14,050 --> 00:10:16,870 - we've had some really good talks out there... - Play the game, Randall. 253 00:10:16,910 --> 00:10:18,050 Um... 254 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,140 You go. 255 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,440 Deja wants to adopt Malik's daughter, 256 00:10:22,490 --> 00:10:25,440 and they move in here together and live with us forever. 257 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:32,650 - We need a new game. - Mm-hmm. 258 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:39,780 All right. 259 00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,770 What do you think? 260 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,580 Hat or no hat? 261 00:10:43,950 --> 00:10:45,290 Uh, no hat. 262 00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:48,380 Guys in hats are usually trying to hide their hair, and you have 263 00:10:48,420 --> 00:10:49,690 - great hair. - Oh. 264 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,080 I really like your curls. 265 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,340 What about my lipstick, is it too much? 266 00:10:53,390 --> 00:10:56,560 No. You look, um... very nice. 267 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,090 It's too much. 268 00:10:59,350 --> 00:11:00,350 Okay. 269 00:11:01,510 --> 00:11:02,680 All right. 270 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:05,570 - You ready for this? - Not at all. 271 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:08,890 Okay, let's see, um... 272 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:11,100 I have three children, 273 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:12,930 all the same age, 274 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:16,150 and I currently live with my daughter. 275 00:11:16,190 --> 00:11:18,500 Actually, I'm... I'm not divorced. 276 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:20,670 I'm a widow, actually. 277 00:11:21,110 --> 00:11:23,330 I know, sad, sad, sad. 278 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,120 There was a fire, 279 00:11:25,550 --> 00:11:27,120 and our whole house burned down. 280 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,680 We lost almost everything. 281 00:11:30,730 --> 00:11:32,600 He didn't even die in the fire. 282 00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,500 He died of a heart attack 283 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,560 in the hospital after. 284 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,340 He saved the dog. 285 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,710 They call it a widowmaker. 286 00:11:39,050 --> 00:11:40,380 I wasn't even in the room. 287 00:11:40,470 --> 00:11:41,720 I was eating a candy bar. 288 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:44,550 I don't think I'm doing great. 289 00:11:45,050 --> 00:11:46,560 Yeah, me neither. 290 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,010 Oh, by the way, I'm Miguel, 291 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,790 and I'm divorced. 292 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,180 I live in a different state from my kids, and they hate me. 293 00:11:53,230 --> 00:11:54,790 Oh, hi, Miguel. I'm Rebecca. 294 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,580 I'm a widow who can't seem 295 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:59,320 to stop talking about her husband's death. 296 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:02,910 Oh, um, 297 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,020 if this next one's a dud, can we just get out of here? 298 00:12:06,070 --> 00:12:08,030 - Deal. - Great. 299 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,200 See you soon. 300 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:19,880 - Hi. - Rebecca. 301 00:12:20,650 --> 00:12:21,760 Matt Dickson, 302 00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:23,590 from the PTA. 303 00:12:24,590 --> 00:12:25,960 It's nice to see you again. 304 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,720 It's good to see you, too. 305 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,530 How are you? 306 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,750 Okay, so, today is officially 307 00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:35,570 take most of your family to work day. 308 00:12:35,620 --> 00:12:37,580 I brought Jack 309 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:41,610 - and Hailey and my mom, Rebecca. - Hi. 310 00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:44,800 Yeah, and she's actually a really great piano player. 311 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,280 - I'm okay. - No, she's really great. 312 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:49,790 So, I figured, for our jam session today, we could have 313 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,030 a guest musician. What do you think, Mom? 314 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,600 Oh, my God. They're gonna kill you. 315 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:00,210 When are you gonna tell them? 316 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:01,880 We're thinking right before dessert. 317 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,650 Malik's making blueberry pie. 318 00:13:03,690 --> 00:13:04,720 Smart. 319 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,910 You got to butter them up beforehand. 320 00:13:05,950 --> 00:13:07,130 Stroke their egos a little bit. 321 00:13:07,390 --> 00:13:09,640 Ask about Dad's addiction initiative thing. 322 00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:10,700 He loves talking about that. 323 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,220 Annie, you still got knock-knock jokes? 324 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:15,440 I feel like I've aged out of knock-knock jokes. 325 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:18,840 Well, if I need help, I'll give you the signal, okay? 326 00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:25,490 What are you ladies conferencing about? 327 00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:27,540 - Algebra. - Knock-knock jokes. -Nothing. 328 00:13:27,580 --> 00:13:29,500 Oh, I miss your knock-knock jokes, Annie. 329 00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:32,280 Hey, brother of mine. 330 00:13:34,330 --> 00:13:36,540 Hey, so I'm in a car headed to the mom house. 331 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,460 Uncle Nicky's there on the ground floor, 332 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:40,380 and Cassidy's coming this weekend, so... 333 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,590 Whoa, war vet Cassidy? 334 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:42,670 Like, Nicky threw a chair at her, 335 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:43,730 and then you slept with her? 336 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,380 Well, I mean, that's a bit reductive, 337 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:46,780 but... yeah, her. 338 00:13:46,820 --> 00:13:48,760 Oh, man, I did not see that one coming. 339 00:13:49,050 --> 00:13:51,470 Huh. Coming down the home stretch, 340 00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:52,480 seemingly out of nowhere, 341 00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:53,740 beating out all the local favorites, 342 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,570 passing Sophie, passing Madison 343 00:13:55,610 --> 00:13:57,530 passing Zoe, my African-American cousin. 344 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,700 Can she do it? Yes! 345 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:02,710 It's Cassidy by a hundredth of a second. 346 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:04,400 It's not like that at all. 347 00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,190 Believe it or not, there are people out there 348 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:07,540 that are capable of having 349 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,070 casual, consensual, you know, 350 00:14:10,410 --> 00:14:12,190 "we're both hot, so let's just do it" sex. 351 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,870 And you, my brother, are not one of them. 352 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:17,720 You try to have a one-night stand, 353 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,460 and you wind up with twins. 354 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:22,040 You are the world's strangest 355 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:23,880 serial monogamist. 356 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:26,080 Okay, well, I'm here, so, um, 357 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,340 thank you for the most useless conversation ever. 358 00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,650 Yeah, man. You have fun at your couples retreat, 359 00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:32,050 and do me a favor. 360 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,170 Try not to propose, okay? 361 00:14:34,210 --> 00:14:35,310 You know how you get. 362 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:37,390 Thank you, Randall. 363 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,480 Hey! 364 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,440 Good to see you. 365 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,580 Married three times, but they never stuck. 366 00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:52,800 You know, I wasn't that great at it 367 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:54,580 because I was always traveling for work. 368 00:14:54,630 --> 00:14:55,910 Oh, thank you, sweetie. 369 00:14:56,410 --> 00:14:58,540 But I do have two beautiful children that made 370 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:00,920 - the divorces, you know, worth it. - Hmm. 371 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,900 She has three marriages, and I have none, 372 00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:04,420 so, I think between the two of us, 373 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:07,290 - we almost make a normal person. - Yes. 374 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,730 So, what do you think? 375 00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:11,470 Ah, I think she seems 376 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,730 surprisingly lovely. 377 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:13,930 I mean... 378 00:15:15,390 --> 00:15:16,780 Sometimes I worry, you know. 379 00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:18,960 I mean, she's been a flight attendant, you know. 380 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,830 She's... you know, 381 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,610 been around all sorts of guys. 382 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,570 - Oh, well... - I just, you know, sometimes I worry 383 00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,180 that maybe I'm just a port in her storm, you know. 384 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:29,360 Oh, here's a curveball, 385 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,450 she brought an overnight bag for tonight. 386 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,840 - Brought an overnight bag? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:34,950 Wow. 388 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:36,890 - We're going there? - Oh, yeah. 389 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,060 Ah, I mean, have you guys consummated yet, or...? 390 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,060 - Would you keep your voice down? - I'm sorry. 391 00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,200 - No. - You know, she's not listening 392 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,380 - to what we're saying. - Shh! 393 00:15:43,540 --> 00:15:44,760 - Shh! - Sorry. 394 00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:45,960 No, we have not. 395 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,460 It's been more than a little time since I've, you know, 396 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:51,420 made love to a real, live woman. 397 00:15:52,510 --> 00:15:53,930 A real, live woman? 398 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:56,210 What do you mean by that? That's just... Listen. 399 00:15:57,140 --> 00:15:58,650 Just do it. Just do it. 400 00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:00,260 - Right. - I'm sure you'll remember, you know. 401 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:01,810 - It's not that complicated. - Right. 402 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,390 Oh, so, what about, uh... 403 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:05,650 you and Cassidy, uh, 404 00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:07,480 you guys gonna sleep together this weekend? 405 00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,090 It's complicated. 406 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,190 Oh, yeah. 407 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:14,100 Oh, that salad looks great. 408 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,950 - Yeah, not bad, right? - So, you guys met on the plane? 409 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:21,060 Yes. He was belligerent and very, very disruptive. 410 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,190 And she was unhelpful and unfriendly. 411 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,800 Hmm. 412 00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,850 Got to love that initial first spark, you know what I mean? 413 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:30,070 - Yeah. - I always say my Uncle Nicky's an acquired taste. 414 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,170 Tell me about it. 415 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,550 Hey, tell... tell Kevin 416 00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,680 what you think of The Manny. 417 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:36,970 - Nicky. Nick... No, that's terrible. - Go on, tell him. 418 00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:38,300 - She hates it. - Oh, my God. 419 00:16:38,340 --> 00:16:40,820 - She hates it. She thinks it's really dumb. - I... 420 00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:43,040 So rude. Would you stop... 421 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,480 ...eating my chicken. 422 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,910 Can my Uncle Nicky be a closet lady killer? 423 00:16:48,230 --> 00:16:49,320 They're very cute. 424 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,860 - Can you pass the salad? - Yeah. 425 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,750 - Thank you. - New love. 426 00:16:55,790 --> 00:16:56,870 It's quite nice. 427 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,740 Yeah. 428 00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:06,930 Oh, gosh. Okay, so that's Randall, that's Kate... 429 00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:09,760 Oh, um, and my son, Kevin, 430 00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:12,680 is in Los Angeles trying to be an actor. 431 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:13,900 - An actor? - Mm-hmm. 432 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,590 Wow, and how do you feel about that? 433 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,770 It seems impossible to me, but, um... 434 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:21,690 part of me is just proud that he 435 00:17:21,730 --> 00:17:22,770 has the guts to do it, 436 00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,060 - you know? - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 437 00:17:24,730 --> 00:17:26,060 I wanted to be a detective. 438 00:17:26,950 --> 00:17:29,230 - Really? - Yeah. That was always my big dream. 439 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,910 Well, you... you could still be a detective. 440 00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,570 - You think so? - Yeah. 441 00:17:33,610 --> 00:17:36,310 I mean, I don't want to brag, but I am really good at guessing 442 00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,310 who did it on Law & Order. 443 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,040 See, I never know who did it. 444 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,750 I always just assume it's the first person. 445 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,100 No, you... That's your first problem. 446 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,320 It's never the first person, 447 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,760 and also, it's never the person 448 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,840 that works at the pizzeria. 449 00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,150 Ah. 450 00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:51,800 I am learning so much right now. 451 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,300 Ah... 452 00:17:55,810 --> 00:17:58,390 - I... I have to... - This was really fun. 453 00:17:58,390 --> 00:17:59,930 It was nice to catch up with you, Matt. 454 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,100 - This was nice. - Yeah. 455 00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,730 Hi. I'm Ren. I like your vibe. 456 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:12,190 Hi. I'm... Rebecca? 457 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:14,960 I'm... I'm so sorry to interrupt. Uh... 458 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,220 I don't know if the, you know, speed dating police 459 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:19,740 are gonna arrest me for speeding or something, 460 00:18:19,790 --> 00:18:21,950 but I was wondering... 461 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:23,830 do you want to get coffee with me 462 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,400 - after this? - Um... 463 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,540 Yeah. 464 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:29,960 I'd love that. 465 00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:32,840 - Me, too. - Okay. 466 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,130 I have a ferret. 467 00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:41,140 Oh... 468 00:18:42,350 --> 00:18:43,380 Seriously? 469 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,120 It's like you're Photoshopped. 470 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:49,430 You know what? Makes me nervous just to imagine 471 00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:51,470 what might be going on under that blanket. 472 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,780 I'm proud of the old man. 473 00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,150 Listen, um... 474 00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,150 Would you want to help 475 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,000 Nicky oversee the construction here 476 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,990 on the days you don't have Matty? I mean, 477 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,790 - I could pay you for it. - I don't need your charity. 478 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:08,970 It's not a charity thing. It's a... 479 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,840 It's a "the contractor told me that Uncle Nicky 480 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,710 threw a stapler at him" thing. 481 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,880 And since you, 482 00:19:14,170 --> 00:19:17,470 since you managed classified operations in Afghanistan, 483 00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:20,720 I figure maybe you could handle a contractor and my uncle. 484 00:19:21,430 --> 00:19:22,460 I'll think about it. 485 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,900 You'll think about it? Very good. Well, you think away. 486 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,290 Thinking. Still thinking. 487 00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,190 Thank you. 488 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,440 What? 489 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:37,610 Nothing. 490 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,200 Hey, do you want to go get ice cream or something? 491 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,920 - Yeah, sure. Yeah. - Yeah? 492 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,660 Let's go. 493 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:58,050 There you go. 494 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,890 Gnocchi looks... 495 00:20:01,930 --> 00:20:03,280 excellent, Malik. 496 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:05,300 Thank you. Everybody, 497 00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:06,510 please, dig in. 498 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,570 Um... 499 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,560 We had wanted to apologize 500 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,870 for the weekend that Deja came to Boston. 501 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:26,240 We should've handled that differently for sure. 502 00:20:26,780 --> 00:20:29,530 I know that you guys have already spoken with Deja, but... 503 00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:31,530 I wanted to get a chance to look you both in the eyes 504 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,250 and apologize myself as well. 505 00:20:34,710 --> 00:20:36,360 It was definitely a mutual decision. 506 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,680 Thank you for saying that, Malik. 507 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,720 And may I just say 508 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,590 that, um... this is 509 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:49,810 the best butter sauce I've ever tasted, so... 510 00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,070 Thank you. Brown butter. 511 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:56,770 Um, Mom, how's it going at the dance studio? 512 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:57,860 I'd love to hear about it. 513 00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:58,900 - What? - That's very nice, Tess. 514 00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:02,120 It's unusually nice, Tess. Yeah, work is fine. 515 00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,340 Busy, finding my way, but... 516 00:21:05,610 --> 00:21:08,830 You know... it's good. Thanks for asking, 517 00:21:08,870 --> 00:21:10,440 for the very first time ever. 518 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,400 Does anyone want to hear a knock-knock joke? 519 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:17,290 Okay, what's going on? Hmm... 520 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,270 What? What? What? 521 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,750 You two are making eyes at each other, 522 00:21:20,790 --> 00:21:22,410 and not the normal lovey-dovey eyes, 523 00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:24,300 okay, it's the "we're up to something" eyes. 524 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:27,720 And Tess is showing unusual interest in things she is 525 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,930 off-the-charts uninterested in, and I ain't heard 526 00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:31,930 a knock-knock joke in this house for a clean seven years, 527 00:21:31,930 --> 00:21:34,520 so what's going... You're tugging your ear. Why's she tugging her ear? 528 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:35,590 What's tugging that ear? What's she doing? 529 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,400 I'm getting a C in Algebra. What? 530 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,510 But you've been working with a tutor. What the... 531 00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:40,290 It's a tactic. It's all tactics. 532 00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:42,600 - They're tactics. Spill it. - Yeah, you right. 533 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,340 Now. 534 00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:49,130 I'm finishing out this school semester next month, 535 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:50,910 and I'm moving to Boston with Malik. 536 00:21:58,750 --> 00:21:59,790 Knock, knock! 537 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,160 - Thank you for the coffee. - Oh, you're welcome. 538 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:18,900 And I would've sprung for the muffin. 539 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,460 Oh, the muffin would've been moving 540 00:22:20,510 --> 00:22:22,990 a little too fast for me, but... 541 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:24,820 I had a lot of fun. 542 00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:26,990 - Me, too. - Mm. 543 00:22:27,990 --> 00:22:29,250 A... And next time we go out, 544 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,470 I promise I won't make you date seven guys beforehand. 545 00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:34,370 Deal. 546 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:41,380 I'll call you. 547 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,000 I'd like that. 548 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:07,810 But everybody's like, Cristal, Maybach, diamonds 549 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,210 On your timepiece, jet planes, islands 550 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:13,080 Tigers on a gold leash, we don't care 551 00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,080 We aren't caught up in your love affair 552 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,520 And we'll never be royals 553 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:19,830 Royals 554 00:23:20,130 --> 00:23:22,180 It don't run in our blood 555 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:25,050 That kind of luxe just ain't for us 556 00:23:25,090 --> 00:23:27,380 We crave a different kind of buzz 557 00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,920 Let me be your... 558 00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:30,880 Hey! Are you still on the boat? 559 00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:34,450 No. I'm actually walking back to the car, and for the record, 560 00:23:34,490 --> 00:23:37,430 it was not a canoe. Legit yacht. 561 00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:39,850 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 562 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,480 No. 563 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,070 We're at the school with my mom, and she's... 564 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:47,680 so happy. 565 00:23:48,570 --> 00:23:49,730 W... We're happy. 566 00:23:49,990 --> 00:23:51,450 Finally in a good place and... 567 00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:54,950 It just took a long time to get here, Tobe. 568 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,690 How many bumps in the road? Like 30 years of bumps. 569 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,000 We just lost so much time. 570 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 571 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,290 You still have time. 572 00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:07,460 Kate, you... you still have a lot of time. 573 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:11,180 Nice. Sounds so good. 574 00:24:12,470 --> 00:24:14,230 But, Tobe, I've got to tell her tonight. 575 00:24:14,270 --> 00:24:16,100 I understand. I'm sorry. 576 00:24:17,060 --> 00:24:18,280 I love you so much. 577 00:24:19,310 --> 00:24:20,320 Love you. 578 00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:22,320 Okay. Bye. 579 00:24:22,370 --> 00:24:23,520 Bye. 580 00:24:33,570 --> 00:24:34,740 You're joking, right? 581 00:24:36,410 --> 00:24:39,300 I took on three extra A.P. classes 582 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:40,500 this semester, 583 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,690 so, technically, that gives me 584 00:24:42,740 --> 00:24:44,500 enough credits to graduate. 585 00:24:45,670 --> 00:24:48,130 And I can take the G.E.D. in December, 586 00:24:48,130 --> 00:24:50,790 - with your permission. - Permission not granted. 587 00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:52,750 - Take a breath, babe. - Uh... 588 00:24:52,930 --> 00:24:54,100 You two, go upstairs, please. 589 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,410 Harvard does offer classes for current high school students 590 00:25:06,460 --> 00:25:08,520 and students that are looking to take a year off. 591 00:25:08,610 --> 00:25:11,240 It would essentially be like a gap year, 592 00:25:11,290 --> 00:25:12,850 and then I'd apply to college in the fall. 593 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:14,330 Enough. You don't have to show us 594 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,770 the whole PowerPoint presentation. 595 00:25:15,810 --> 00:25:17,290 You know what, Deja, you're 17 years old. 596 00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:19,210 You're a junior in high school. 597 00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,510 You're not dropping out to move in 598 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,210 with your boyfriend in another state. 599 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,080 It wouldn't be dropping out. It would be graduating early. 600 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:26,260 I promise, we would be doing 601 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:27,520 a lot of studying. 602 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:29,350 I... I mean, we hold each other accountable. 603 00:25:29,390 --> 00:25:31,870 - We encourage each other. - I bet you do. 604 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,550 - That's rude. - I'm rude? 605 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,090 I'm sorry, this whole thing is rude. 606 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,570 Y'all are rude. 607 00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:40,060 You are not old enough to make this kind of decision. 608 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:43,190 Oh, now I'm not old enough? What are you talking about, man? 609 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:48,370 All those times you told me I'm "wise beyond my years"? 610 00:25:48,410 --> 00:25:51,200 It's because I am, Randall. 611 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:53,740 I've lived a lot 612 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:56,570 more life in my 17 years 613 00:25:57,420 --> 00:26:00,200 than a lot of people twice my age, 614 00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:03,000 and you, out of anyone in this world, 615 00:26:03,820 --> 00:26:05,210 knows that best. 616 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,960 - Randall. - Hmm? 617 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,660 Can you take a breath and have a conversation? 618 00:26:17,700 --> 00:26:19,430 - Can we do that? - No, we can't, Beth. 619 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,720 'Cause I have nothing to say about any of this. 620 00:26:39,290 --> 00:26:40,370 Hi. 621 00:26:41,110 --> 00:26:42,620 I thought you were at Molly's. 622 00:26:42,950 --> 00:26:46,620 Aunt Molly was tired. Whose car was that? 623 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:51,080 Uh, believe it or not, 624 00:26:51,460 --> 00:26:53,080 I was on a date. 625 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:55,630 You went on a date? 626 00:26:55,710 --> 00:26:57,390 Well, eh, kind of. 627 00:26:57,630 --> 00:27:01,350 Miguel and I went and did this silly speed dating thing, 628 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,490 and I ended up running into a man 629 00:27:03,530 --> 00:27:04,660 that I actually knew there, 630 00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,400 and we went and had some coffee. 631 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,270 You went and got coffee until, like, 10:00? 632 00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:11,750 You were the one telling me to get a life. 633 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,820 No, no, I told you to stop watching that stupid show 634 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,860 with stupid Miguel. 635 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,850 So, what, what, you're, like, dating now? 636 00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:21,630 Uh, I don't know. 637 00:27:22,490 --> 00:27:25,370 Look, Kate, I know it's weird, 638 00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:28,730 but I have to start to try to move on. 639 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:33,780 Oh, right. Move on from Dad, because he's dead. I'm aware. 640 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,130 I'm sorry. 641 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,350 I'm sorry, yeah. I, I'm... 642 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:39,470 I should have been a little bit more sensitive with you 643 00:27:39,470 --> 00:27:41,520 when I brought it up, but I really believe 644 00:27:41,570 --> 00:27:43,140 that I deserve happiness. 645 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:44,530 I think it's what your father would want. 646 00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:46,310 In fact, I know it's what your father would want. 647 00:27:46,350 --> 00:27:49,180 Oh, by making out with some random dude you just met? 648 00:27:49,230 --> 00:27:50,660 Okay, you know what? 649 00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:54,150 You are on some thin ice with me right now, young lady. 650 00:27:54,190 --> 00:27:56,540 That is not what happened, and maybe one day you'll understand. 651 00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:59,760 No, Mom. No, I won't. And neither would Dad. 652 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,850 And he wouldn't be happy for you running around town like a slut! 653 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,700 You don't know what you're talking about. 654 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:27,790 - Mom. - Hmm? 655 00:28:27,830 --> 00:28:29,700 Thank you so much for all of your help today. 656 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,790 Oh, my pleasure. 657 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,580 I had a blast. 658 00:28:33,940 --> 00:28:36,490 And I learned who Doja Cat is. 659 00:28:36,530 --> 00:28:38,930 Not a cat, but a rapper. 660 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,370 When does Toby get in? 661 00:28:42,410 --> 00:28:44,160 Ah, in an hour. 662 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:47,700 You know, you both have been working so hard. 663 00:28:47,740 --> 00:28:49,070 If you ever want to go have a date night, 664 00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:51,460 or, you know, go out for the afternoon, 665 00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:55,120 I am so happy to come over and watch the kids for you. 666 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,040 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 667 00:29:00,670 --> 00:29:02,760 Toby and I talked, and... 668 00:29:03,590 --> 00:29:04,760 What? What's wrong? 669 00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:07,180 Well, given your last PET scan, 670 00:29:07,650 --> 00:29:11,180 we just don't feel comfortable with you taking care 671 00:29:11,220 --> 00:29:12,660 of the kids alone anymore. 672 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:16,190 We know that you would never do anything intentionally. 673 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:18,180 It's just without another adult around, 674 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:20,580 we just can't... Mom, I'm really sorry. 675 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:23,670 Oh, so that's why you wanted me to go to school with you today 676 00:29:23,710 --> 00:29:25,780 instead of watching the kids here. 677 00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,930 Not 'cause you actually wanted me to go with you. 678 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:31,810 No, I did want you to come. 679 00:29:31,850 --> 00:29:33,210 Okay, um... 680 00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,550 I think I'm gonna go home, Kate. 681 00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:01,230 Apologies for walking out. 682 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,530 Didn't expect that conversation. 683 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,890 I get it. 684 00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:15,830 You know, you and I have spent a lot of time together, Malik. 685 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:20,290 And, uh, I feel like 686 00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,820 I've tried to impart some wisdom to you. 687 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,510 No, you... you've been great to me. 688 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,260 And you're on a path, man. 689 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:31,850 You are on a great path. 690 00:30:37,310 --> 00:30:39,690 Deja needs to find her own path now, Malik. 691 00:30:41,480 --> 00:30:44,280 She's got two big years ahead of her. 692 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:48,860 Two years that could determine the rest of her life. 693 00:30:52,410 --> 00:30:53,870 You need to end it, Malik. 694 00:30:54,930 --> 00:30:56,670 - You need to do it for her. - What? 695 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:59,070 I'm not gonna... I love her. 696 00:30:59,110 --> 00:31:00,770 If you really love her, man, then you will do 697 00:31:00,810 --> 00:31:02,460 what is best for her. 698 00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:06,550 But leaving school, leaving her home... 699 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:08,160 Moving six hours away. 700 00:31:08,210 --> 00:31:11,300 Moving in with an 18-year-old and his daughter. 701 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:14,390 That is not what's best for her, man. 702 00:31:15,430 --> 00:31:18,610 You are a very smart young man. You know that. 703 00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,490 I'm gonna go ahead and not tell Deja 704 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:31,740 about this conversation. 705 00:31:33,710 --> 00:31:35,080 Because I really do love her. 706 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,910 And I care about you all's relationship. 707 00:31:40,890 --> 00:31:43,340 And I can promise you she would not feel good about this. 708 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:53,680 I'm just saying, Bubble Gum is... 709 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:56,100 I've just never seen anyone over the age of nine order that before. 710 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,930 It's the universal worst flavor of ice cream. 711 00:31:58,430 --> 00:32:01,350 Well, maybe I like an underdog. 712 00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:07,650 What are you doing? 713 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,950 I'm sorry, I thought we said that was on the table. 714 00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:12,780 I said I might want to have sex with you. 715 00:32:12,780 --> 00:32:14,840 I didn't say I wanted to hold your hand. 716 00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:15,950 O... Okay. 717 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,620 Wait, hold... Why? 718 00:32:20,580 --> 00:32:24,070 Yes, we did, we came together in a time of loneliness 719 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:25,670 and... and addiction. 720 00:32:26,290 --> 00:32:27,420 But what if... 721 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,300 What if that inner darkness actually turned out to be 722 00:32:31,300 --> 00:32:32,550 something kind of wonderful? 723 00:32:34,390 --> 00:32:36,470 You've watched too many rom-coms, Kevin. 724 00:32:37,970 --> 00:32:38,970 I think you're scared. 725 00:32:39,690 --> 00:32:40,820 I... 726 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:48,530 There's no reality to a relationship working with us. 727 00:32:49,130 --> 00:32:52,650 Your kids are in L.A. My kid is in Pennsylvania. 728 00:32:52,700 --> 00:32:55,100 I know that, but look, you and I obviously have a connection. 729 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,830 It's a false equivalency, Kevin. 730 00:32:59,790 --> 00:33:03,420 Your inner darkness... 731 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:05,890 is not the same as mine. 732 00:33:05,930 --> 00:33:08,280 Have you noticed that when you text at 3:00 in the morning, 733 00:33:08,330 --> 00:33:09,420 I'm always awake? 734 00:33:12,030 --> 00:33:16,430 Our darknesses are not the same. 735 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:23,730 You are chasing the wrong blonde in the wrong city. 736 00:33:24,310 --> 00:33:25,520 And if you want 737 00:33:25,690 --> 00:33:29,520 that rom-com love story, 738 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,780 you should go make things right with her. 739 00:33:34,110 --> 00:33:36,920 I'm not even sure I know which blonde you're talking about, to be honest with you. 740 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,030 You see how that's a problem? 741 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,790 - Yeah. - Aw, Kevin, 742 00:33:41,790 --> 00:33:43,040 you've been blowing up women's lives 743 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,470 for the better part of two decades. 744 00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,520 - I know you mean... Oh, come on. - Ah! 745 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,880 I know you mean well, I do. 746 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,480 But, you know, you are, like, a big handsome wrecking ball. 747 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:54,010 I'm not blowing people's lives up, no. 748 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:56,760 Okay. All right, you married one, 749 00:33:56,970 --> 00:33:58,010 and then cheated, 750 00:33:58,010 --> 00:34:00,050 and then nearly married her again. 751 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:02,620 The current one, you couldn't say "I love you," 752 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:06,100 but now you're obsessed with hating the new boyfriend. 753 00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:09,110 Be careful, or you're gonna blow that up, too. 754 00:34:12,900 --> 00:34:14,530 I'm too messed up already. 755 00:34:16,490 --> 00:34:17,530 Leave me in peace. 756 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,820 - Hello? - Hi. 757 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:33,090 Hey, Rebecca, how was the coffee? 758 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,090 Oh, Miguel... 759 00:34:36,530 --> 00:34:38,830 Kate and I just got in this horrible fight. 760 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,560 She said some really terrible things to me, 761 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,660 and I lost it. 762 00:34:43,710 --> 00:34:46,520 I mean, I really, really, really lost my temper. 763 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:51,820 God, Miguel... I slapped her. 764 00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:57,280 Hey, it's okay. I'm... I'm here, and there's no judgment. 765 00:34:57,530 --> 00:35:00,410 Every once in a while a parent loses it. Okay? 766 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:04,120 Yeah, I know, but it was just so hard to go out tonight 767 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,550 in the first place, you know. 768 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,820 This grief, it's just so... 769 00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,840 It's so deep. 770 00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:15,130 And, I don't know, it's just, 771 00:35:15,130 --> 00:35:17,780 it's... it's unbearable, you know? 772 00:35:18,130 --> 00:35:20,050 It's like I don't know how to do this. 773 00:35:20,090 --> 00:35:21,970 I don't know how to do any of this. 774 00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,480 Worst Case Scenario game needs to be retired. 775 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,990 And where'd you go? 776 00:35:39,940 --> 00:35:41,160 To the stoop. 777 00:35:42,940 --> 00:35:45,420 Next time you want to leave me with Romeo and Juliet, 778 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,770 give me a little heads-up, huh? 779 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,200 Sorry. 780 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:51,290 I ran into Malik on his way out. 781 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:52,790 Oh, yeah? 782 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:57,130 Yeah. I talked to him. Didn't go great. 783 00:35:58,170 --> 00:35:59,170 What did you say? 784 00:36:00,930 --> 00:36:03,640 I said that he should think about Deja here, 785 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,140 and that he should take a step back. 786 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:08,100 Oh, babe. 787 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:10,520 That didn't turn out well for Romeo and Juliet's parents. 788 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:12,100 It's not gonna turn out well for us. 789 00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:13,750 What happened with the parents? I don't remember. 790 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,860 The kids killed themselves. 791 00:36:14,860 --> 00:36:16,760 That's what happened to the parents; the children died. 792 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,410 Because they tried to keep them apart. 793 00:36:18,450 --> 00:36:20,800 I won't let her life go off track when she's come this far. 794 00:36:20,850 --> 00:36:22,680 - I think we need to be firm about that. - Mm-mm. 795 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,810 I don't think you understand how dangerous 796 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:27,040 the position we're in is right now. 797 00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,200 Imagine that you were that age, 798 00:36:30,250 --> 00:36:32,120 and somebody told you that you could not date me. 799 00:36:35,910 --> 00:36:37,260 You're making a mistake, Randall, 800 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,710 and we'll lose our daughter. 801 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,150 No, you're not supposed to respond to a text with a call. 802 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,800 Yeah, sorry, man, I thought it might be an emergency. 803 00:37:04,850 --> 00:37:06,020 Everything okay? 804 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,740 Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine. 805 00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:08,870 Everything okay with my kids? 806 00:37:08,910 --> 00:37:09,980 Yeah, I just left. 807 00:37:10,030 --> 00:37:12,730 Franny did that thing where she scoots over to Nicky, 808 00:37:12,770 --> 00:37:14,810 you know, and kind of leans into him, like a hug. 809 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,090 That's the, uh, the hug tackle, I call it. 810 00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:18,470 It's the... it's the best. 811 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:19,960 Oh, it's the best. 812 00:37:21,090 --> 00:37:24,430 Uh, listen, I want to tell you something. 813 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,830 Um... 814 00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:31,520 When you're buying food, or ordering food, 815 00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:33,100 like a smoothie or something, 816 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,480 don't ask Madison if she wants one. 817 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,980 Just get it for her. 818 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,490 You know, she's... she's got her eating issues and all that, 819 00:37:41,540 --> 00:37:44,190 and, um, sometimes she says she doesn't want something, 820 00:37:44,240 --> 00:37:45,500 but she really does want something, 821 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:46,890 and it's just easier that way 822 00:37:46,930 --> 00:37:49,240 if you just, you just get it. 823 00:37:51,290 --> 00:37:53,040 You called just to tell me that? 824 00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:55,940 I texted you, but yeah. 825 00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,640 - Hi. - Hey. 826 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,730 Can I come in? 827 00:38:16,730 --> 00:38:18,020 Of course. Yeah. 828 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:40,330 Mom, I'm really sorry. 829 00:38:40,730 --> 00:38:43,130 No, I overreacted. 830 00:38:44,210 --> 00:38:47,050 I'm very sensitive about all of this and... 831 00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:48,890 what can I say? 832 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:52,640 But I shouldn't have snapped at you. 833 00:38:54,350 --> 00:38:55,520 Snap at me all you want. 834 00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:58,480 I did it to you for years. 835 00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,360 I took everything out on you. 836 00:39:04,530 --> 00:39:06,360 And I'm really deeply sorry. 837 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,530 I feel like I wasted so much time with you 838 00:39:10,530 --> 00:39:11,980 that could have been really great. 839 00:39:12,740 --> 00:39:14,980 And now that we are finally great, 840 00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:18,710 it's just the timing sucks. 841 00:39:20,030 --> 00:39:21,210 Yeah. 842 00:39:22,990 --> 00:39:25,800 Timing is everything, isn't it? 843 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:28,950 Yeah. 844 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,220 Your father walked into a bar when I happened to be singing. 845 00:39:34,220 --> 00:39:37,810 I mean, if not for that timing, then none of any of this. 846 00:39:42,310 --> 00:39:45,010 And then four gazillion other things had to happen 847 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,030 in order for this to happen right now. 848 00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:52,530 For me to be sitting here with you... with my daughter. 849 00:39:54,990 --> 00:39:56,040 My girl. 850 00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:58,630 My best friend. 851 00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:06,380 Wondering what the hell she has in that mystery folder. 852 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:10,990 I was wondering if you would be willing 853 00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:12,590 to teach Jack piano. 854 00:40:14,890 --> 00:40:16,060 It's braille sheet music. 855 00:40:19,830 --> 00:40:24,130 I know that music is good for memory function, too. 856 00:40:51,250 --> 00:40:52,470 I'm sorry. 857 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:56,720 I'm sorry. 858 00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,470 I won't date anymore. 859 00:40:59,870 --> 00:41:00,930 No. 860 00:41:02,730 --> 00:41:03,960 No, you should. 861 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,120 See if I can remember the other part. 862 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:39,250 Um... 863 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,770 - Ready to try it, Bug? Okay. - Yeah.