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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a colleague who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Fantastisch.
That's German for fantastic.
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This is my niece Tonya.
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She's staying with us.
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- Hey, Missy.
- Tonya.
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(QUIETLY): What are you doing?
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- Sneaking out.
- So, what's the plan?
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I got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
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Let me get dressed.
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This will allow us to calculate
the speed of sound in the liquid
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using the standard elements of
the Einstein field equations.
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The answer is only correct, of course,
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if the density changes slowly.
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And to begin, we use
the standard equations
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of thermal physics
to simplify the answer...
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(SNIFFING)
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Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
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Oh, that might be
my sauerkraut and knockwurst.
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It is.
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Why are you eating sauerkraut
in my classroom?
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I'm acclimating my body to
a Germanic meat-based diet.
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At 11:00 a.m.?
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It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
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We're not in Heidelberg.
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But I will be over the summer,
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so I'm trying to adjust
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my internal clock to the local time
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so I can hit the ground
running mitout jet lag.
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I got to get back to my lecture,
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if that doesn't
interfere with your meal.
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Oh, dinner and a show, I love it.
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Although... would you be a lamb
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and open this jar of mustard for me?
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Here are two words
you don't often hear...
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poor Germany.
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♪ ♪
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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♪ ♪
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- Hey.
- MARY: Oh, good.
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Can you do me a favor
and run to the grocery store?
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There's a list there on the island.
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- Nice to see you, too.
- (SIGHS)
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I'm sorry, I have to get
passports for Shelly and me,
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I've got to make sure that
the house is stocked,
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and now that he's read
about deep-vein thrombosis,
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I have to find compression
socks for the flight.
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"Chicken boo-eh-lon"?
What does that even mean?
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Bouillon.
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It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup.
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So, the soup aisle?
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There you go.
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And you also need to
go to the drugstore.
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- For what?
- Missy needs... some items.
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They're on the back of the list.
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(SIGHS)
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You know, you seem pretty stressed out
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Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany.
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You got to be kidding.
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Well, it might make more sense.
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I got the summer off...
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And, come on, beer and sausage?
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I've been training
for that my whole life.
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Uh...
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Well, I guess that's a possibility.
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- It's just a thought.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'll run to the grocery store,
we can talk about this later.
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If you're going to the grocery store,
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you should get more tinfoil.
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(SIGHS) You're not making
a hat, are you?
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No. I need it to black out my windows.
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It's 10:00 p.m. in Heidelberg.
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Gute Nacht.
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(CLUCKS TONGUE)
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(EXHALES)
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Tinfoil.
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(SIZZLING)
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- Hey, thanks for watching her.
- No problem.
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She's my little Hamburger Helper helper.
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Ain't that right?
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Hey, um, you got anything
going on this weekend?
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Uh, not much. Why?
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Well, at the baby shower,
I got a spa trip
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and I was thinking about using it.
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I can watch CeeCee.
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No, it's for two people.
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I thought maybe you and I could go.
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- Like together?
- Yeah.
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You deserve a break as much as I do.
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Oh, uh...
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Sure, maybe.
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Okay, you don't seem very excited.
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Well, what do guys do at spas?
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The same thing that women do at spas.
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What do women do at spas?
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I don't know, spa stuff. Let's find out.
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Oh, what about the baby?
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It's just one night,
Connie can watch her.
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Okay, fine, if she says yes, then sure.
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Great. Oh!
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We can go to bed early, we can nap...
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(GASPS) we can sleep in.
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Mm, exciting.
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Tell me about it.
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(WHOOPS SOFTLY)
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So, Missy, how was your day?
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Sheldon's not here...
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let's just enjoy the silence.
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- Mm, it is nice, isn't it? (CHUCKLES)
- No.
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And if you think it's so nice,
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why do you want to spend
two months with him in Germany?
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I thought Mom was going.
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We're exploring our options.
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Well, I've been thinking about it.
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You've traveled the world.
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I've never left the country.
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The Army isn't "traveling the world".
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More than I've done.
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- Do I get a vote?
- No.
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Wait, what's your vote?
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- Mom goes.
- You don't get a vote.
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And... you got to visit
Caltech with him.
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Seeing a college campus ain't
two months in Europe.
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I wouldn't know, would I?
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Mary, I've worked my ass off
for 20 years,
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I deserve this.
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Right, because what I do is worthless.
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(SIGHS)
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Will you keep it down?
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It's the middle of the night in here.
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Fighting over two months of that?
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Okay...
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MEEMAW: Hey.
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I hear you and Mandy are
going away for the weekend.
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Yeah, if you don't mind
watching the baby.
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I don't mind.
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You sure?
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You ain't ever watched her
overnight before.
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It's fine, we both wake up a lot to pee.
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Well, if you change your mind,
I don't have to go.
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Do you not want to go?
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No, I do.
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Is this 'cause it's a spa
and you're worried about
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getting a massage from a guy?
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Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
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(CHUCKLING) What's going on?
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Well, we've just never been
away from the baby
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this long before and...
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And... ?
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Me and Mandy have never been
away alone together.
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You worried you're gonna
blow it with her?
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No.
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Quit making me worry about new things!
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♪ ♪
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ADULT SHELDON: It may have
been midnight in Medford,
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but it was morning in Heidelberg...
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the perfect time to enjoy
a hearty breakfast
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of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
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(CRUNCHING)
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How do you say blech in German?
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ADULT SHELDON:
I'll save you from googling.
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It's eklig. You're welcome.
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- Where were you?
- (GASPS)
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Why are you up? Go back to bed.
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I was enjoying a revolting
German breakfast.
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What's your excuse?
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It's none of your business.
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As your brother,
your safety is my business.
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I met my friend Tonya,
it's not a big deal.
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You smell like cigarettes.
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No, I don't.
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Perhaps a second opinion, I'll get Mom.
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Sheldon, stop and think.
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If I get in trouble,
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neither Mom or Dad is
gonna want to leave me
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and go to Germany.
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And if they don't go, you don't go.
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But I have to go.
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Then you need to forget this happened.
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I can't forget this happened...
I remember everything.
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Then when you're old and
not a famous scientist,
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you'll remember this is
the moment you blew it.
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♪ ♪
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Well? What's it gonna be?
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I'm going to brush
the liver out of my teeth
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and mull this over.
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ADULT SHELDON: I was presented
with a moral dilemma.
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(GROANS)
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Cover for Missy and protect my trip,
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or sing like a canary and
spend a muggy summer in Texas
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with my clean conscience.
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Sheldon, everything okay?
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Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay?
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Everything is okay.
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What was that about?
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I don't know. I just woke up.
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(YAWNS)
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(SIGHS)
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So, George really wants to
go to Germany?
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Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation.
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Because the two things
that Sheldon loves are
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change and new people.
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- Thank you.
- So, which one of you is gonna go?
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(SIGHS) We're still discussing it.
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- So, you?
- Mm-hmm.
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- Hi.
- MEEMAW: Hey.
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- Did y'all get her down?
- MANDY: Yeah.
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Finally. We're gonna head out
before she wakes up.
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I am so glad you two are spending
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some quality time together.
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- Mom.
- No, she's right, I mean, we earned it.
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I don't love that you're gonna
share a hotel room, but...
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- Mom.
- Well, you're not married.
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- Mom.
- Stop.
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I'm done.
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She's not. Run.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Well, you know you weren't.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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- (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
- MISSY: Okay.
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According to this quiz,
your TV boyfriend is...
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Bart Simpson.
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He's not even real.
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That doesn't matter.
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I still think about marrying Alf.
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(BOTH CHUCKLING)
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ADULT SHELDON: Look at them over there.
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They got away with one transgression,
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and now they were clearly
plotting their next.
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All right, we got away
with sneaking out.
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What should we do now?
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I say we rob the mall.
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You read my mind.
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We hit the shoe store first
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and then the makeup store.
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Smart.
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Those are the things we girls like.
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(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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GEORGE SR.: You okay?
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Huh? What?
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You look a little distracted.
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No, what would I be distracted about?
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Eh, you got Germany coming up.
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Makes sense to be a little nervous.
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- That does make sense.
- Yeah.
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Remember how scared you got
when we flew to Pasadena?
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY) But we got through it.
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Together.
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We did.
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Germany's way further than that.
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Your mom's never been on
a flight that long before.
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I have.
261
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,595
When I was in the Army.
262
00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,105
Fighting for our country.
263
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,890
Weren't you in the motor pool?
264
00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:42,505
I'm just saying,
if your mom gets nervous,
265
00:09:42,510 --> 00:09:44,575
you might be the one calming her down.
266
00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,305
But that's what she does for me.
267
00:09:46,310 --> 00:09:47,915
Well, I'm sure she'll do her best.
268
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:51,485
But if she can't, there's
lots of strangers on the plane.
269
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,110
You can hold one of their hands.
270
00:09:57,940 --> 00:09:59,855
- (MUMBLES)
- Hey.
271
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,995
Hey, thanks for coming.
272
00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,095
Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch.
273
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,495
I'm no dummy. What you making?
274
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,735
Chicken salad.
275
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:08,835
(SNIFFS)
276
00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,565
Is it supposed to smell like that?
277
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:11,605
What?
278
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:15,005
Oh, it's the baby.
279
00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,245
Uh, yeah, and people keep having them.
280
00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,505
I don't get it.
281
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,875
Could you change her
and let me finish up here?
282
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,445
How do you mean?
283
00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,385
I mean, like, go get
a new diaper and put it on her.
284
00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:26,485
Oh.
285
00:10:26,490 --> 00:10:27,915
No, thanks.
286
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:30,685
Don't you be a baby. Go and change her.
287
00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:33,755
The first diaper I change
is gonna be my own.
288
00:10:33,760 --> 00:10:35,595
You've never changed a diaper?
289
00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,525
Not a one.
290
00:10:37,530 --> 00:10:39,825
You have kids. And grandkids.
291
00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:42,095
How did you get away with
never changing a diaper?
292
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,535
Mm. It wasn't easy.
293
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,505
When there's something important to you,
294
00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:48,705
you find a way.
295
00:10:48,710 --> 00:10:51,045
Maybe we can do a sleepover
at your place.
296
00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,905
- Why can't we do it here?
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
297
00:10:52,910 --> 00:10:53,975
SHELDON: Missy.
298
00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,175
(QUIETLY): That's why.
299
00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,315
Go away.
300
00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,715
SHELDON: Why? What secret plot
are you hatching now?
301
00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,515
What's wrong with him?
302
00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:01,685
Literally, everything.
303
00:11:01,690 --> 00:11:03,525
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
- SHELDON: Missy.
304
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,085
- Is he gonna rat us out?
- No.
305
00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:08,795
He's really smart but also
really dumb. Watch.
306
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,620
Come in, Sheldon.
307
00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,695
- What?
- I've been reading up on German history
308
00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,735
and I've realized that appeasement
309
00:11:17,740 --> 00:11:20,275
in the face of rule-breaking is
a slippery slope.
310
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,935
Let's say that sneaking out was
311
00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,505
your "occupying the Sudetenland".
312
00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:25,575
What's your "invasion of Poland"
going to be?
313
00:11:25,580 --> 00:11:27,005
I see it.
314
00:11:27,010 --> 00:11:28,915
(SCOFFS) What are you talking about?
315
00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:30,410
If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you,
316
00:11:30,415 --> 00:11:31,716
then I need you to promise
you won't break
317
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,115
any more rules while I'm away.
318
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,015
Fine, I promise. Now get out.
319
00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:36,955
Excellent.
320
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,360
Wait, how do I know you meant that?
321
00:11:39,110 --> 00:11:42,995
Maybe she should promise
she was telling the truth.
322
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,525
I like that.
323
00:11:44,530 --> 00:11:46,965
I promise I was telling the truth.
324
00:11:46,970 --> 00:11:48,890
♪ ♪
325
00:11:50,050 --> 00:11:52,105
Wait, if you were lying
about the first promise,
326
00:11:52,110 --> 00:11:54,336
how do I know you weren't
lying about the second promise?
327
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:55,960
I promise I wasn't.
328
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,700
(GROANS)
329
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,975
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- I think you broke him.
330
00:12:02,980 --> 00:12:04,785
No, he'll be back.
331
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,085
SHELDON: I will.
332
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,670
(SIGHS)
333
00:12:09,070 --> 00:12:10,610
(LOCK BEEPS)
334
00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:13,995
(GASPS) Wow.
335
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,326
- Look at this.
- GEORGE JR.: Uh-huh.
336
00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:19,165
- Nice.
- Oh, come on.
337
00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,665
You live in a garage.
338
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,795
This is the nicest room
you've ever seen in your life.
339
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,360
I said it was nice.
340
00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,405
Oh, my God.
341
00:12:28,410 --> 00:12:31,300
You have to feel this bed.
I may never leave.
342
00:12:33,060 --> 00:12:35,045
Yeah, that's something.
343
00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:37,285
- Soft.
- Okay.
344
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,745
What is going on?
Do you not want to be here?
345
00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:41,285
What? I'm here.
346
00:12:41,290 --> 00:12:43,120
Are you that worried about the massage?
347
00:12:43,125 --> 00:12:44,625
You know, you don't have to get one.
348
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,925
It ain't the massage.
349
00:12:46,930 --> 00:12:48,795
Well, it's a little the massage.
350
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,565
They ain't gonna touch
my butt, are they?
351
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,695
Oh, yes. I ordered
the couples' butt massage.
352
00:12:52,700 --> 00:12:53,835
I paid extra for it.
353
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,065
- Really?
- No, dummy.
354
00:12:56,070 --> 00:12:57,905
Oh, forget it.
355
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,965
I thought this is what you wanted...
356
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:01,405
us together.
357
00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:02,630
I did.
358
00:13:03,930 --> 00:13:06,160
You did. What changed?
359
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,445
It's just different now.
360
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,785
What's "different" about it?
361
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,915
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
362
00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:14,385
(DOOR OPENS)
363
00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:17,825
Hi. I have you booked for
an in-room couples' massage.
364
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,355
Now's not a good time.
365
00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,225
Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
366
00:13:21,230 --> 00:13:23,480
Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
367
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:26,050
Great.
368
00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,460
- Hey.
- Hey.
369
00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:37,205
Look, I've been thinking...
370
00:13:37,210 --> 00:13:39,145
we've been making this trip about us,
371
00:13:39,150 --> 00:13:40,815
and it should really be about Sheldon.
372
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,875
I agree.
373
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:47,085
So... maybe he should have
some say in who goes with him.
374
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:48,885
Why? What've you been telling him?
375
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,085
- (SNORTS) Nothing.
- George.
376
00:13:51,090 --> 00:13:52,155
(SIGHS)
377
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,396
He might've mentioned he was
nervous about the flight,
378
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,765
and how great I handled it when
we flew to California, so...
379
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,965
Did he mention it or did you mention it?
380
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,165
It's tough to say, really.
381
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,565
You are unbelievable.
382
00:14:06,570 --> 00:14:08,405
Sheldon, what has your
father been telling you
383
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,705
- about Germany?
- What?
384
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:11,805
Come on, Mary,
385
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,475
don't try to confuse the kid.
386
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:14,515
I'm confused.
387
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,575
It's his choice.
388
00:14:15,580 --> 00:14:16,615
What's my choice?
389
00:14:16,620 --> 00:14:18,285
Who you want to go to Germany with you.
390
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,245
I can't believe you're
putting him in the middle.
391
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,556
I'm not putting him in the middle,
392
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,185
I'm treating him like the
responsible adult that he is.
393
00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:26,485
Missy's been sneaking out
of the house at night
394
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,210
and I'm worried
she's going to rob a mall.
395
00:14:30,180 --> 00:14:32,295
I also think she's smoking. (EXHALES)
396
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,220
♪ ♪
397
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,935
- Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go?
- Nowhere.
398
00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,245
What were you doing?
399
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,305
Nothing.
400
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:47,245
Well, you went somewhere
and did something.
401
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,000
Tonya, do you have anything to say?
402
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,585
- No.
- Why do you believe Sheldon and not me?
403
00:14:53,590 --> 00:14:56,755
Because he's a Goody Two-shoes
and you stole my truck!
404
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:57,955
Fine.
405
00:14:57,960 --> 00:15:00,125
We snuck out, but we just walked around.
406
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:01,895
Sheldon said you were smoking.
407
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,395
And we learned it's a disgusting habit.
408
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,495
I know I learned my lesson.
409
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:07,665
That's enough.
410
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:09,520
- (KNOCK AT DOOR)
- Come in.
411
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,805
Mary, George, thank you for the call.
412
00:15:12,810 --> 00:15:15,505
Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
413
00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,975
Sorry.
414
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:18,445
Oh, you're gonna be.
415
00:15:18,450 --> 00:15:21,500
Our trip to the Noah's Ark
petting zoo, that's off.
416
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,385
I'm too old for that anyway.
417
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,945
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't
realize 14 was too old
418
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,115
to pet two of many kinds of animals.
419
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,355
Come on.
420
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,185
Your parents are getting a phone call.
421
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:34,355
Great, maybe they'll send me to
live with my fun uncle.
422
00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:37,365
Jerry is not fun, and he's in rehab.
423
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,725
(MARY SIGHS)
424
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,730
I hope you don't have
any plans for the summer,
425
00:15:40,735 --> 00:15:42,835
because you're not leaving the house.
426
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,165
That's like three months.
427
00:15:44,170 --> 00:15:45,765
Oh, you want to make it Christmas?
428
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,205
(SCOFFS) Whatever.
429
00:15:47,210 --> 00:15:49,130
There's nothing to do
in this stupid town anyway.
430
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,045
(SLAMS DOOR)
431
00:15:52,050 --> 00:15:54,115
Any chance we can both go to Germany?
432
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,115
(SIGHS)
433
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,915
Oh, you are holding
a lot of tension in here.
434
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,655
Huh, I wonder why.
435
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:04,825
GEORGE JR.: Do I feel tense?
Oh, I bet I feel tense.
436
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,255
You are a little tense.
437
00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:08,095
Huh, I wonder why.
438
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,756
GLORIA: Have you been
drinking enough water?
439
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,795
Because often when...
440
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,495
- No, that ain't it.
- (SCOFFS) No.
441
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,695
It's my fault, for inviting him
on a romantic getaway.
442
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,435
- It is your fault.
- Oh, one sec...
443
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,505
(GROANING) Really get in there.
444
00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:22,805
Oh... yeah.
445
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:25,945
(GRUNTS) Okay, where was I?
446
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:28,215
This is what you do...
you act all into me,
447
00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,115
then you get weird and push me away.
448
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,315
Okay, that's not true.
449
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,345
Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
450
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,155
then you tell me to date other people.
451
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,355
I ask you to marry me, you say no.
452
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:39,155
Why is this time gonna be any different?
453
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:42,195
I-I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now.
454
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,565
"Maybe"?
455
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,025
Yeah.
456
00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:47,265
(SIGHS) Look.
457
00:16:47,270 --> 00:16:49,965
We're gettin' along, we're
a good team with CeeCee...
458
00:16:49,970 --> 00:16:51,905
Maybe I don't want to
risk that on a maybe.
459
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,635
Okay, if you don't want to try,
why did you even come here?
460
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,975
Well, I didn't want to say no
and make things weird.
461
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,860
Oh, well, you nailed it.
462
00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:02,030
(GRUNTS)
463
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:04,585
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
464
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:07,040
- Missy?
- MISSY: Go away.
465
00:17:09,810 --> 00:17:10,985
I know you're angry
466
00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:13,010
but I was genuinely worried about you.
467
00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:17,165
I realize we have
our differences, but...
468
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,995
I would never be able to forgive myself
469
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,850
if anything bad happened to you.
470
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,260
I hate you.
471
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:31,960
♪ ♪
472
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,775
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
473
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:37,485
I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
474
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,615
- Do you want to help?
- Nah, I'm good.
475
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:40,685
Let me guess...
476
00:17:40,690 --> 00:17:43,015
you've never given a baby a bath either.
477
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,325
It was a different time.
478
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:47,955
You gonna tell me
your husband did all that stuff?
479
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,225
Not really.
480
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:52,025
Eh, you see? Look, you got a type.
481
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,495
Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
482
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,050
I'm gonna give her a bath
and you're gonna help.
483
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,805
Fine.
484
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:01,360
And afterward, you're gonna
change her diaper.
485
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:05,005
Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
486
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:07,600
- What was that?
- Nothing, I'm coming.
487
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,295
Whoa, take it easy,
488
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:13,235
that towel didn't
sneak out of the house.
489
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,005
How can you make a joke?
490
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,605
(SIGHS) Sorry.
491
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,835
I don't know what else to do.
492
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,235
We were both here and she snuck out.
493
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,945
What's gonna stop her from running wild
494
00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,430
if it's just one of us?
495
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:26,271
Oh, so you're saying neither
of us should go to Germany?
496
00:18:26,275 --> 00:18:29,085
(EXHALES) I don't know.
497
00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:32,985
I don't want to punish Sheldon,
but I'm worried about Missy.
498
00:18:32,990 --> 00:18:34,525
I am, too.
499
00:18:34,530 --> 00:18:35,980
(MARY SIGHS)
500
00:18:37,110 --> 00:18:38,780
But I think you should go.
501
00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:43,265
- You do?
- I got the summer off.
502
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:45,820
My full-time job can be
keeping her in line.
503
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,705
You sure you're up for that?
504
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,465
Mary, I'm a football coach.
505
00:18:50,470 --> 00:18:52,560
I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
506
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,905
ADULT SHELDON: Missy snuck out
32 times that summer,
507
00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,945
and got her belly button pierced.
508
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,040
The poor guy had no idea.
509
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,385
♪ If I hadn't blown
the whole thing years ago ♪
510
00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,255
♪ I might not be alone ♪
511
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:15,025
♪ Tomorrow we can drive
around this town ♪
512
00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:17,920
- (SIGHS)
- (TURNS RADIO OFF)
513
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,060
All right, let's get married.
514
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:24,675
What?
515
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,990
You think I'm not all in, but I am.
516
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,730
Okay. I am, too.
517
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,785
Okay.
518
00:19:33,790 --> 00:19:35,970
So, we're really doing this?
519
00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:38,510
Yeah.
520
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,595
What are you doing?
521
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,655
I ain't waiting to get home to kiss you.
522
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,780
(LAUGHS)
523
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:02,360
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