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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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I just got six messages
from the adoption agency.

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We have a match.

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I free you from your
"Jerry Maguire at the U-Haul",

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what-if marriage proposal that you made.

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Yeah, I don't think
I'm gonna take it back.

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Your life has really been
defined by your mothers.

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William told me everything he
knew about my birth mother.

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<i>I'll never know much about her.</i>

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There are things, Dr. Leigh,

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that I don't feel comfortable
talking to you about.

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<i>I'm gonna make a change, and...</i>

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find a Black therapist.

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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(HAI LAUGHING)

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(BOTH SPEAK VIETNAMESE)

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Oh!

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(MUTED LIVELY CHATTER)

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DR. GRADER: Three pounds heavier.

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Hey, hey, you hear that, kid?

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Three pounds heavier than last year.

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He's still only in the 30th percentile.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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It means you've got a long
way to go to be average.

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Randall, just try to
be supportive, okay?

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Your brother's playing
football this year.

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He's gonna need the extra weight.

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Kev's going out for quarterback.

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Well, you boys are definitely
at the age where your bodies

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will start changing.

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Growth spurts.
Added muscle. Facial hair.

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Geez, Doc, would it kill you

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to have a <i>Consumer Reports</i> lying around?

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(JACK SCOFFS)

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<i>KATE: What is taking them so long?</i>

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Stewart and Tonya will be
at the house in an hour.

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Stewart? I thought you
weren't talking to Stewart

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after the big breakup.

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He chose to be in my group project.

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Oh.

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He <i>chose</i> you.

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- Interesting. Mm.
- (DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

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- Oh.
- RANDALL: What happened

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- to the candies?
- What are you, six years old, nerd?

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At least I'm not built like
a six-year-old, dumb-ass.

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KATE: No, you guys just act
like a bunch of six-year-olds.

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- BOTH: Ha-ha-ha! Ha!
- Dad!

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- Guys. Both of you.
- Come on, let's go to the car.

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Shotgun!

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Thanks.

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Not often do I send parents
off with three teens

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the exact same age going through puberty

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at the exact same time.

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I'm not a religious man,
but I'll pray for you.

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- Good luck.
- REBECCA: Mm-hmm.

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JACK: Hmm.

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- (WHISPERS): Yeah.
- Mm.

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<i>DR. WILTON: I don't think of myself
as a therapist who works alone,</i>

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<i>I think of this as a... collaboration,</i>

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<i>like two songwriters.</i>

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<i>We will find your positive rhythms</i>

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<i>while minimizing any negative beats.</i>

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- Uh-huh.
<i>- Feel what I'm saying?</i>

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Okay.

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<i>DR. HALMA: I'm a proponent</i>

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<i>of CBT and CPT.</i>

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<i>CBT is Cognitive Behavioral Therapy,</i>

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<i>and CPT is Cognitive Processing Therapy.</i>

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<i>I'm sorry, are you frozen?</i>

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No. No, I am not.

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<i>That said, this isn't about me.</i>

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<i>You're gonna have to put in the work.</i>

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<i>I'm just here to help you find</i>

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<i>a deeper understanding of yourself</i>

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<i>- (CHILD LAUGHS)
- and the loved ones around you.</i>

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<i>I... am so sorry.</i>

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<i>(CHUCKLES) My wife had to run out.</i>

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<i>Downside of working from home, right?</i>

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That's okay, man. Go ahead.

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<i>Can you say hi?</i>

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<i>(WHISPERS): Hi.</i>

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<i>APRIL: Hi.</i>

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Oh, wow.

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I got three of those.

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<i>(CHUCKLES):
Uh, this is my daughter, April.</i>

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<i>April, this is...
I can't tell you his name</i>

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<i>because of doctor-patient privilege.</i>

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<i>Excuse me.</i>

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- Potential <i>patient.</i>
<i>- (LAUGHS)</i>

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I don't mean to toot my own horn,

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but I put my foot up in these pancakes.

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Who wants some?

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- Please.
- Oh, yes.

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Thanks, Mom.

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- Put my <i>foot in these pancakes...</i>
<i>- We heard.</i>

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Yeah, I'm good with cereal.

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All right, well, y'all eat up, then.

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I don't want you late
for online school, okay?

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That's just a bad look.

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Made 'em from scratch.

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Yeah, a lot of love went into them

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- is all I'm saying.
- Oh, my God. Fine.

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Okay.

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- RANDALL: Morning.
- Morning, Dad.

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How is everybody?

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There's a lot of teen
attitude this morning.

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Yeah, one day you hung the moon,

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the next you're famine,
war and pestilence.

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Hey, um...

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I think I found my guy,

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- to replace Dr. Leigh.
- Oh, wow. That's great.

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So, did you talk
about family stuff, or...?

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Just generally.

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We, uh, we talked
about transracial identity.

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I'm having a longer Zoom
session with him today.

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But, uh, he checks all the boxes, Beth.

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He's cool, smart, funny,

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Black, a young father.

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We got a lot in common.

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<i>- Young</i> father?
- Hey, watch your mouth now.

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- Mm, mm.
- Mm-hmm.

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Hey. You barely touched the pancakes.

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You refuse to use cage-free eggs.

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- RANDALL: Tess, you need to eat.
- I had some yogurt. I'm good.

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(SIGHS)

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Ugh. That girl is killing
me three times a day.

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RANDALL: Mm.

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Mmm.

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Damn, Beth, you put your foot up
in these pancakes.

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Thank God for you, baby.

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- Mm. Thank God for you.
- Mwah.

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Thank God for these pancakes.

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(SOFT, ELECTRONIC CHIMING)

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♪

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Hey.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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Geez, how many workouts
are you up to a day now?

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Two. Maybe two and a half. Why?

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- Curious. Me learning about you.
- Ah, yes.

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You know, I feel like lately
the half sessions are just me

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burning through crap I got going
on with my brother, you know?

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Not sure those are the muscles
you work on for that,

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but I am not a professional.

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Who brought those?

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Those are balloons from
your mom and Miguel.

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I thought you told 'em we're
not doing <i>engaged</i> engaged.

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No, I did. I did.
I told 'em the whole thing.

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But, you know, they're... old.

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So...

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Anyway, are you, um...

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What <i>are</i> we doing? (CHUCKLES)

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We are doing a
nontraditional engagement,

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where the woman gets pregnant first

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and then the man moves in with her

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because of a global pandemic.

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Mm. That's right. Now it's...

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Now I remember. You know,
they really got to start

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making Hallmark cards for
people like us. You know?

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(CHUCKLES)

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A-And you're-you're good with...
with where we are?

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Yeah.

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- You?
- Uh, yeah.

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Yes.

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Don't worry. These are
gluten-free and low-cal.

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- But no shirt, no service.
- I'm on it.

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(PHONE CHIMES)

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What's going on here? (GRUNTS)

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Oh, wow.

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What?

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Uh...

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I think I just got the part.

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I mean, pending a-a good
meeting with the director,

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I-I got the part. (CHUCKLES)

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The legal movie?
The lawyer with the glass eye?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah. No, it's not...

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The-the title of the movie is <i>Glass Eye.</i>

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He's got two eyes
just like mine, made out of...

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- uh...
- (CHUCKLES): I don't know

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what eyes are made out of.

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- But congratulations.
- This is... Thank you.

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Yeah, this is great.

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Um...

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Although I probably should, uh,

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stick to, like, just
straight-up lean chicken breast

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and water from here on out.

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I got to have my shirt off in the movie

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for a couple of scenes, love scenes.

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So I'm going straight-up
Gosling for this

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or Pitt in <i>Fight Club</i> or something.

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- I don't know. I'm not...
- (PHONE RINGING)

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This is my agent.
Sorry, I have to take this.

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Um, I'm sorry about this.

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I'm-I'm gonna cook you dinner,
okay? I'll make dinner?

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Okay?

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♪

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I'm nervous.

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Yeah, I'm nervous, too.

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But I'm nervous and I'm excited.

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- What is that, like, nerve-cited?
- Yeah. Yeah.

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Remember, we're just meeting
a potential birth mother.

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- Right.
- All right? We're gonna get to know her.

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She's gonna get to know us.

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No expectations. Right?

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Now, am I looking
for her <i>and</i> her daughter

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or just Ellie?

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No, just Ellie.

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Someone's watching her daughter.

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Whose name is Willow, by the way.

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And she's eight years old,
just as a reminder.

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(GASPS) Babe.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Which mask should I wear?

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- You brought options?
- Yes.

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- Uh-huh.
- This one.

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- And...
- (INHALES)

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Yeah.

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Ugh. Flowers.

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- What?
- Definitely the flowers.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I thought you would love this one.

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I love it. Wrong vibe.

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Okay. All right.

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Okay, kiss me.

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Okay. All right.

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Okay, uh...

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Gosh, Tobe, I want this so bad.

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- (EXHALES)
- I know.

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Now, are we in San
Pee-dro or San Pay-dro?

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I-I don't want to come off
looking like a rube.

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- I think it's Pay-dro. Yeah.
- Pay-dro.

241
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- Pay-dro. San Pay-dro.
- Pay-dro. Yeah.

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- San Pay-dro.
- ELLIE: Kate and Toby?

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- Hi. (CHUCKLES)
- KATE: (GASPS) Hi!

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- Hi, I'm-I'm Ellie.
- TOBY: Hi!

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Hi. (CHUCKLES)

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KATE: How nice to meet you.

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ELLIE: Yeah. Welcome to San Pee-dro.

248
00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:14,667
TOBY (QUIETLY): Pee-dro. Damn it.

249
00:09:14,668 --> 00:09:16,469
- KATE: 'Kay.
- Ha-ha!

250
00:09:16,470 --> 00:09:19,150
- That is an amazing mask. (CHUCKLES)
- TOBY: Oh. (GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

251
00:09:21,991 --> 00:09:24,692
Stewart chose to be in your
project for a reason, Kate.

252
00:09:24,693 --> 00:09:26,427
He clearly still likes you.

253
00:09:26,428 --> 00:09:27,795
You think so?

254
00:09:27,796 --> 00:09:30,632
I have got snacks. Nothing healthy.

255
00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,066
Only the fun stuff,

256
00:09:32,067 --> 00:09:33,935
- including Funyuns.
- Mom.

257
00:09:33,936 --> 00:09:35,003
Bagel Bites.

258
00:09:35,004 --> 00:09:37,005
Stewart loves Bagel Bites.

259
00:09:37,006 --> 00:09:39,607
Oh. How could I forget?

260
00:09:41,644 --> 00:09:43,277
- Thanks, Mom.
- Yeah.

261
00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:45,146
Hi, Randall.

262
00:09:45,147 --> 00:09:47,649
- Hey.
- We're building a desert biome.

263
00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:48,716
Want to see?

264
00:09:48,717 --> 00:09:50,351
No, I made that in third grade.

265
00:09:50,352 --> 00:09:51,686
(DOORBELL RINGS)

266
00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:53,021
Got it!

267
00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,892
Hi. I brought Play-Doh
for the cacti and aquarium sand

268
00:09:57,893 --> 00:10:00,061
- for the desert floor.
- Great. Come on in.

269
00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,130
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

270
00:10:02,131 --> 00:10:03,131
<i>KATE: By the way,</i>

271
00:10:03,132 --> 00:10:04,298
- I love your mask.
- Oh.

272
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:05,767
Um, my family's from Pittsburgh.

273
00:10:05,768 --> 00:10:07,402
We are diehard Steelers fans.

274
00:10:07,403 --> 00:10:08,736
I know. I saw it in your profile.

275
00:10:08,737 --> 00:10:10,238
I wore it as an homage.

276
00:10:10,239 --> 00:10:11,906
My dad is from Johnstown.

277
00:10:11,907 --> 00:10:13,074
- Really?
- Yeah.

278
00:10:13,075 --> 00:10:14,409
But don't tell me that
you actually named

279
00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,376
your daughter Willow

280
00:10:15,377 --> 00:10:17,378
- after...
- Willow Rosenberg. Yes.

281
00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:19,647
- No way.
- Yes. Oh, I'm a huge <i>Buffy</i> fan.

282
00:10:19,648 --> 00:10:20,982
- Huge. Yes.
- What?

283
00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:22,183
- Okay. All right.
- (LAUGHS)

284
00:10:22,184 --> 00:10:23,384
So can we adopt <i>you?</i>

285
00:10:23,385 --> 00:10:25,186
Can we, Tobe? Can we...?

286
00:10:25,187 --> 00:10:26,821
- You know?
- I'm free.

287
00:10:26,822 --> 00:10:28,256
Is that crazy?
Okay, it's crazy. All right...

288
00:10:28,257 --> 00:10:30,024
No, it's not, I just think we might

289
00:10:30,025 --> 00:10:31,626
have strayed from the topic here.

290
00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:32,860
Yes, sorry, sorry.

291
00:10:32,861 --> 00:10:35,430
Having too much fun, okay.

292
00:10:35,431 --> 00:10:37,799
Okay, so, um,

293
00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:41,402
why am I placing this
child for adoption?

294
00:10:42,771 --> 00:10:44,939
I married my high school sweetheart,

295
00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:48,943
Willow's father,
and I lost him to cancer.

296
00:10:48,944 --> 00:10:51,212
Oh.

297
00:10:51,213 --> 00:10:52,680
And it was...

298
00:10:52,681 --> 00:10:55,550
awful beyond awful,
so I don't want to dwell on it,

299
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,586
except to say that it
took me a few years

300
00:10:58,587 --> 00:11:02,090
to even think about another man,
let alone go out with one,

301
00:11:02,091 --> 00:11:04,492
in the middle of raising
my daughter by myself.

302
00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,127
But all of my girlfriends

303
00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:08,362
said that it was time for
me to get back out there.

304
00:11:08,364 --> 00:11:13,768
So I went on Match and I met up
with this handsome stranger

305
00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:16,070
and there were drinks,

306
00:11:16,071 --> 00:11:19,941
a lot of drinks,
and I ended up in his bed

307
00:11:19,942 --> 00:11:23,044
about five hours after
learning his name.

308
00:11:26,515 --> 00:11:28,416
You must think I'm so messed up.

309
00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:31,686
Not at all.

310
00:11:31,687 --> 00:11:35,423
Trust me, I have thought about this.

311
00:11:35,424 --> 00:11:37,658
I have thought about this
more than I have ever thought

312
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,560
about anything else in my whole life.

313
00:11:39,561 --> 00:11:44,465
And... this baby will do better
if she is raised elsewhere.

314
00:11:44,466 --> 00:11:49,370
With parents who... really want her.

315
00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:54,776
(LAUGHS): And it'll make me feel
like I'm doing something right.

316
00:11:54,777 --> 00:11:57,445
- (PHONE PLAYS "GHOSTBUSTERS")
- Oh.

317
00:11:57,446 --> 00:11:59,280
I am so sorry. That is my friend.

318
00:11:59,281 --> 00:12:01,816
She's watching Willow today,
so just one sec. Sorry.

319
00:12:01,817 --> 00:12:03,751
♪ <i>Ghostbusters!</i> ♪

320
00:12:03,752 --> 00:12:05,887
(WHISPERING): When there's something
strange in the neighborhood.

321
00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,922
- She has "Ghostbusters". What?
- I know.

322
00:12:07,923 --> 00:12:09,524
It's like... it's like she's combed

323
00:12:09,525 --> 00:12:11,726
through our social media or something.

324
00:12:11,727 --> 00:12:14,629
It's validating that she has
exquisite taste in pop culture,

325
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,031
- but we should exercise caution.
- I am so sorry.

326
00:12:17,032 --> 00:12:18,733
- No, it's okay.
- My child is having a meltdown,

327
00:12:18,734 --> 00:12:20,501
so, uh, I may have to wind this up

328
00:12:20,502 --> 00:12:22,270
- just a little sooner than I wanted.
- KATE: Oh, no.

329
00:12:22,271 --> 00:12:24,305
Like, got to call a Lyft in, like, 15.

330
00:12:24,306 --> 00:12:27,942
- Oh. All right, well...
- I mean, we could take you,

331
00:12:27,943 --> 00:12:29,777
- if you want, right, Tobe?
- Oh, no, you don't need to do that.

332
00:12:29,778 --> 00:12:32,313
No, it's fine. Like...

333
00:12:32,314 --> 00:12:35,116
- Okay, all right, then. Well, that buys us more time.
- Let's roll.

334
00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:36,551
<i>VANCE: So,
how have things been since we spoke?</i>

335
00:12:36,552 --> 00:12:38,753
All good, thanks.

336
00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:41,689
I, uh... I like
that painting behind you.

337
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,358
Don't tell me. Uh, Kadir Nelson?

338
00:12:44,359 --> 00:12:46,394
<i>Yes. You collect him?</i>

339
00:12:46,395 --> 00:12:48,296
Uh, well, no.

340
00:12:48,297 --> 00:12:51,232
Um, I mean, I've seen his stuff before.

341
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,134
My wife's the one
who turned me on to him.

342
00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:55,102
(CLEARS THROAT) She's a big fan.

343
00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:00,608
Beth's her name... my wife.

344
00:13:00,609 --> 00:13:03,277
She's Black. Just so you know,
I'm married to a Black woman,

345
00:13:03,278 --> 00:13:04,712
so, you know...

346
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:08,382
<i>Randall, you know you
have absolutely nothing</i>

347
00:13:08,383 --> 00:13:10,151
<i>to prove to me, right?</i>

348
00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:14,188
Uh... (LAUGHS)

349
00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:19,293
I'm a little nervous.

350
00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:20,962
I know I told you this morning

351
00:13:20,963 --> 00:13:23,898
what brought me here, and I just...

352
00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:25,466
This is important to me.

353
00:13:25,467 --> 00:13:27,735
- I want to do this right.
<i>- I hear you.</i>

354
00:13:27,736 --> 00:13:29,503
<i>But this is a process.</i>

355
00:13:29,505 --> 00:13:33,241
<i>And keep in mind, not all the
work is done here in this room.</i>

356
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:35,276
<i>You seem like a guy
who likes homework, so,</i>

357
00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:36,677
<i>here's your first assignment.</i>

358
00:13:36,678 --> 00:13:39,547
<i>Tonight, I want you
to write down a story</i>

359
00:13:39,548 --> 00:13:41,515
<i>from your childhood... just one story.</i>

360
00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:44,051
<i>Something that you think might
tell me something about you.</i>

361
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,754
<i>Uh, grab a notebook and keep it
handy when it comes to you.</i>

362
00:13:46,755 --> 00:13:49,257
<i>Just something you'd like me to know.</i>

363
00:13:50,726 --> 00:13:52,927
Okay.

364
00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,896
- Um...
- (PHONE CHIMES)

365
00:13:54,897 --> 00:14:00,220
Sorry. Let me shut this down. _

366
00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:02,970
Whew!

367
00:14:02,971 --> 00:14:05,473
- All right, I'm all yours.
- (CLAPS HANDS)

368
00:14:05,474 --> 00:14:07,275
Yeah, you've probably never
heard of the director before.

369
00:14:07,276 --> 00:14:09,377
His name is Jordan Martin Foster.

370
00:14:09,378 --> 00:14:11,812
He won the Jury Prize at Cannes.

371
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:16,851
Are you okay?

372
00:14:16,852 --> 00:14:18,586
Yeah, fine.

373
00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:24,358
Just so you know: sex scenes
couldn't be less sexy.

374
00:14:24,359 --> 00:14:26,093
Okay? And I'm not even kidding.

375
00:14:26,094 --> 00:14:27,528
I mean, you got crew members

376
00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:28,963
standing around all over the place.

377
00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,398
Plus, with COVID now, I don't even know

378
00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:31,933
if we'll be in the same studio.

379
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,401
For all I know,
I'll be in Burbank somewhere,

380
00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:34,769
she'll be in Culver City,
and they'll just

381
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,270
throw us together in post.

382
00:14:36,271 --> 00:14:37,571
You got nothing to worry about.

383
00:14:37,573 --> 00:14:39,073
I'm not worried about it. Let's go back.

384
00:14:39,074 --> 00:14:41,275
- My feet hurt.
- I'm sorry. Excuse me.

385
00:14:41,276 --> 00:14:44,779
I'm so sorry. I just wanted
to say I am a big fan.

386
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,547
- Oh, thank you.
- Um, Julia.

387
00:14:46,548 --> 00:14:47,982
- Hi.
- Could I get a picture?

388
00:14:47,983 --> 00:14:49,550
Okay.

389
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:52,486
Oh. Wow. Congratulations.

390
00:14:52,487 --> 00:14:54,055
How many weeks do you have to go?

391
00:14:54,056 --> 00:14:56,557
- Um, just a few months.
- Oh, lucky girl.

392
00:14:56,558 --> 00:14:58,960
You just have the cute
little basketball belly.

393
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:01,429
Me? My son's a year old,
I'm still running it off.

394
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,931
Uh... let's get

395
00:15:03,932 --> 00:15:05,433
that socially-distanced selfie, right?

396
00:15:05,434 --> 00:15:07,234
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

397
00:15:08,937 --> 00:15:11,105
- (JULIA LAUGHS, PHONE CLICKS)
- There you go. All right.

398
00:15:11,106 --> 00:15:12,473
- Thanks.
- It's a good one. Thank you.

399
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,975
Madison! Hey, hey.

400
00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,943
Madison? Listen,
if you're upset with me...

401
00:15:15,944 --> 00:15:18,855
- I'm not.
- Okay, listen, you can come

402
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:20,724
to the filming of the love
scene if that's really

403
00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:22,459
- what's bothering you.
- I am not upset about the love scene.

404
00:15:22,460 --> 00:15:23,793
It seems like you're upset
about the love scene.

405
00:15:23,794 --> 00:15:25,095
I'm not upset about the love scene!

406
00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,996
I'm upset about the pancakes.

407
00:15:26,998 --> 00:15:28,965
I'm upset that she
can tell I'm pregnant.

408
00:15:28,966 --> 00:15:30,633
Okay, I'm-I'm upset
about a whole bunch of stuff

409
00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,035
I'm not comfortable sharing with you

410
00:15:32,036 --> 00:15:34,070
because we're basically strangers.

411
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,242
(SIGHS SOFTLY)

412
00:15:41,712 --> 00:15:43,379
Don't follow me.

413
00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:45,915
I'm walking back to the house.

414
00:15:45,916 --> 00:15:48,017
Go a different way.

415
00:15:50,354 --> 00:15:54,023
I'm so sorry. Could I get
another? I-I blinked.

416
00:15:54,959 --> 00:15:57,160
What?

417
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:03,085
(BIRD SQUAWKING)

418
00:16:03,086 --> 00:16:05,192
The oil's boiling.

419
00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:06,903
_

420
00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:11,504
You said we only have
to speak Vietnamese

421
00:16:11,505 --> 00:16:13,139
when we are fishing.

422
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:16,776
You always get the last word

423
00:16:16,777 --> 00:16:18,678
in every language.

424
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:21,848
Everything takes so long.

425
00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,217
Fishing the fish, cooking the fish.

426
00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:25,918
Let's play Go Fish.

427
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,488
You need to learn patience, Linh.

428
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:32,759
Preparing a meal is the way
to show someone you love them.

429
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,527
I learned to cook

430
00:16:34,528 --> 00:16:37,230
because I want to impress
someone very special to me.

431
00:16:37,231 --> 00:16:38,898
Who?

432
00:16:38,899 --> 00:16:41,634
So many questions in such a little body.

433
00:16:41,635 --> 00:16:43,770
Sit.

434
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,540
I will not tell you who I cook for,

435
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:50,376
but I will show you how I cook for her.

436
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,247
Her! It's a girl.

437
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,582
Sit.

438
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,251
<i>BOY (ON TV): Hey,</i>

439
00:16:58,252 --> 00:16:59,852
<i>- what you doing?
- MAN: Oh, just straightening up a bit.</i>

440
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,320
<i>BOY: Yeah, well, we don't go in</i>

441
00:17:01,322 --> 00:17:03,289
<i>for that sort of stuff around here.</i>

442
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,725
<i>Huh.</i>

443
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:08,695
<i>So, you, uh,
didn't find anything, did you?</i>

444
00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,663
<i>- Such as?
- Nothing. I mean,</i>

445
00:17:10,664 --> 00:17:12,665
<i>- I just lost Inky's ball.
- Inky?</i>

446
00:17:12,666 --> 00:17:14,500
I love <i>Mr. Belvedere.</i>

447
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:17,770
Although I'm more of a
<i>Who's the Boss?</i> girl.

448
00:17:20,042 --> 00:17:23,209
I bet you're the Brainiac that
doesn't need to do homework.

449
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:26,345
You just watch TV all
day and get all As.

450
00:17:26,347 --> 00:17:28,014
I have a routine.

451
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:31,751
Snack, watch <i>Mr. Bel</i>,
and then do my homework.

452
00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:34,521
I'm in the middle of
my routine right now.

453
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:36,389
- (DOOR OPENS)
- JACK: Hey, everybody.

454
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,857
REBECCA: Hey.

455
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,159
How was football?

456
00:17:39,160 --> 00:17:40,894
- Fine.
- Fine?

457
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:43,697
Coach said we've got another
Terry Bradshaw right here.

458
00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:45,098
Minus the hair loss.

459
00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,566
- Yeah, of course.
- Obviously, Kevin.

460
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,234
Hey, you know what else Coach said?

461
00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:50,337
Kev gets a little stronger,
he's gonna be a force.

462
00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:53,206
So I'm gonna take him out in
the garage, pump a little iron.

463
00:17:53,207 --> 00:17:56,309
Oh. The garage. Dad's sanctuary.

464
00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:58,578
- Okay.
- Go upstairs and change, all right?

465
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:01,314
- (LAUGHS)
- What's going on here?

466
00:18:01,315 --> 00:18:04,084
Study group.

467
00:18:04,085 --> 00:18:06,186
Studying what?

468
00:18:06,187 --> 00:18:08,455
Relax. They're fine, Jack.

469
00:18:08,456 --> 00:18:10,056
Really? You're not gonna meddle?

470
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:12,459
No, no, no, no. Meddling was
so Seventh Grade Rebecca.

471
00:18:12,460 --> 00:18:13,993
- This is Eighth Grade Rebecca.
- Oh.

472
00:18:13,995 --> 00:18:15,895
Cool Mom Rebecca.

473
00:18:15,896 --> 00:18:19,566
You know, I can monitor the
situation, but in a cool way.

474
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:22,168
- Okay. Yeah, Cool Mom.
- Cool Mom.

475
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,670
Cool Mom.

476
00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:25,705
- Hey, babe.
- Yeah.

477
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:28,608
You really think it's okay
for Kev to be pumping iron?

478
00:18:28,609 --> 00:18:31,911
I mean, teens' bones and
muscles are still developing.

479
00:18:31,912 --> 00:18:34,914
Say the thing you want to say.

480
00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:38,251
No. Cool Mom Rebecca doesn't meddle.

481
00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:40,887
Okay. I-I got this.

482
00:18:42,523 --> 00:18:43,723
Yeah, it's really cute.

483
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,625
He, like, has his own
little made-up language.

484
00:18:45,626 --> 00:18:47,827
- (ELLIE LAUGHS)
- And everything rhymes.

485
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,663
It's really cute.
Oh, hey, Tobe, the sitter said

486
00:18:50,665 --> 00:18:52,165
that she can't find any diapers.

487
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:53,700
Yeah, well, you bought some yesterday.

488
00:18:53,701 --> 00:18:55,502
- Yeah. Yeah, I did.
- Well, where are they?

489
00:18:55,503 --> 00:18:57,170
I don't know.
You brought the groceries in.

490
00:18:57,171 --> 00:19:00,039
Okay.

491
00:19:01,442 --> 00:19:03,109
Ugh. Come on, Tobe.

492
00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,645
You were supposed to check the
diaper supply before we left.

493
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:07,013
No, I checked the
diaper supply yesterday

494
00:19:07,014 --> 00:19:08,681
and saw that we were low

495
00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:10,583
and wrote "diapers"
on the shopping list.

496
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,652
Right, and then I bought
the diapers that were

497
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:14,320
on the shopping list, and
you were supposed to take them

498
00:19:14,322 --> 00:19:16,156
- out of the trunk.
- We wouldn't run out of diapers so fast

499
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:18,324
if we could please just buy in bulk.

500
00:19:18,326 --> 00:19:20,460
I'm not gonna hoard diapers, Tobe.

501
00:19:20,461 --> 00:19:22,362
Like, other people need diapers, too.

502
00:19:22,363 --> 00:19:24,998
I'm not talking about buying
all of the diapers in the world,

503
00:19:24,999 --> 00:19:26,533
but this kid is a human outhouse.

504
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,435
Maybe if we just get, like,
an extra box or two.

505
00:19:28,436 --> 00:19:31,104
Okay, so it's my fault? It would
be really great, just, like,

506
00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:33,206
one time if you could be like,
"My fault",

507
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:34,908
like you took the blame
just for something.

508
00:19:34,909 --> 00:19:36,109
Just like, "Hey, it was me."

509
00:19:36,110 --> 00:19:38,278
I take the blame for everything.

510
00:19:38,279 --> 00:19:42,148
I am this family's blame piñata! Pow!

511
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:44,818
Blame scattered on the floor.

512
00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,519
Blame piñata.

513
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:47,821
That's good.

514
00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,457
Thanks, it felt good
rolling off the tongue.

515
00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,358
I'm sorry I left the diapers
in the trunk.

516
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,993
- I'm an idiot.
- Babe, you're not an idiot.

517
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,895
And we both know that,
uh, we've had our son

518
00:19:55,896 --> 00:19:57,664
sit in his diaper for a
lot longer than this, so...

519
00:19:57,665 --> 00:19:59,899
(LAUGHS) Yeah,
I actually think he likes it.

520
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,601
'Cause he's gross. (LAUGHS)

521
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,870
(TOBY SIGHS)

522
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:09,375
- Ready?
- Yes.

523
00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:11,277
(LAUGHS)

524
00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:14,848
<i>(HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING)</i>

525
00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:17,784
♪ <i>Okay, you wanna,</i>
<i>you wanna play with me</i> ♪

526
00:20:17,785 --> 00:20:20,320
♪ <i>But so confused,</i>
<i>all the things to say</i> ♪

527
00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:21,821
♪ <i>Want to be invited to parties</i> ♪

528
00:20:21,822 --> 00:20:23,690
♪ <i>But you can't even pronounce my name</i> ♪

529
00:20:23,691 --> 00:20:26,726
♪ <i>You need to be up on this,</i>
<i>right here's where...</i> ♪

530
00:20:26,727 --> 00:20:29,796
Hey, Mr. Phillips,
I'm a they, not a she.

531
00:20:29,797 --> 00:20:31,931
Told you about 17 times now,

532
00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:35,034
so if you've got a problem
with that, then screw you!

533
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,704
♪ <i>Gettin' lit, all of these</i>
<i>weekends I spend gettin' lit</i> ♪

534
00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:40,039
♪ <i>I swear to Jesus</i>
<i>it's been on my list...</i> ♪

535
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,108
Hey, Ms. Jennings.
When we get back to school,

536
00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:43,610
don't touch my hair anymore.

537
00:20:43,611 --> 00:20:47,180
Like Solange says, don't touch my hair.

538
00:20:47,181 --> 00:20:48,648
Does this make you uneasy?

539
00:20:48,649 --> 00:20:50,183
Does this make you uncomfortable?

540
00:20:50,184 --> 00:20:51,851
Because that's how you make us feel.

541
00:20:51,852 --> 00:20:53,019
- Screw you!
- Screw you!

542
00:20:54,255 --> 00:20:56,322
♪ <i>Okay.</i> ♪

543
00:21:00,361 --> 00:21:03,129
There anything you want
to say before we do?

544
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:08,401
We did it last year after
Ms. Jennings touched my hair,

545
00:21:08,402 --> 00:21:10,937
- then kept doing it to other kids.
- BETH: Tess,

546
00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,272
if a teacher touched your hair,

547
00:21:12,273 --> 00:21:13,473
you know what, you should have gone

548
00:21:13,474 --> 00:21:14,974
to that teacher,
or you should have come to us.

549
00:21:14,975 --> 00:21:16,476
You do not post

550
00:21:16,477 --> 00:21:19,212
a profane, mocking dance video

551
00:21:19,213 --> 00:21:20,580
for the world to see.

552
00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:22,148
I did tell the teacher.

553
00:21:22,149 --> 00:21:24,684
I said, "Please don't touch my hair."

554
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:26,352
RANDALL: And did she stop?

555
00:21:26,353 --> 00:21:27,820
She stopped with me.

556
00:21:27,822 --> 00:21:29,556
But not with all the
other Black students.

557
00:21:29,557 --> 00:21:31,524
Well, Tess, the other
students aren't your problem.

558
00:21:31,525 --> 00:21:33,192
Silence in the face of injustice

559
00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:35,194
is complicity with the oppressor.

560
00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:37,196
Okay, the teachers
didn't get the message

561
00:21:37,198 --> 00:21:39,866
when we asked nicely, but they
definitely got the message now.

562
00:21:39,867 --> 00:21:40,867
BETH: Hey.

563
00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,569
Check the attitude, okay, Tess?

564
00:21:42,570 --> 00:21:45,104
Now, this Alex,
did she make you do this?

565
00:21:45,105 --> 00:21:47,607
Alex is not a she. They're a they.

566
00:21:47,608 --> 00:21:49,442
Fine. They.

567
00:21:49,443 --> 00:21:52,712
No one made me do anything.

568
00:21:54,448 --> 00:21:57,450
You tell me to be myself.

569
00:21:57,451 --> 00:22:00,153
Well, this is me now, guys.

570
00:22:00,154 --> 00:22:02,822
Have you seen what's
going on in the world?

571
00:22:02,823 --> 00:22:06,559
I'm done waiting to figure out who I am.

572
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,430
I'm done being the prissy,
quiet little girl

573
00:22:10,431 --> 00:22:12,532
you raised in the
straight, white suburbs

574
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,568
surrounded by straight, white people.

575
00:22:15,569 --> 00:22:18,571
This is who I want to be.

576
00:22:18,572 --> 00:22:20,840
This is who I am.

577
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:26,112
Go to your room, Tess.

578
00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:37,794
This'll go right here.

579
00:22:37,795 --> 00:22:41,097
Stewart, we can stop pretending
why you picked my study group.

580
00:22:41,098 --> 00:22:43,433
I miss you, too.

581
00:22:43,434 --> 00:22:46,069
I picked your group
because I like deserts.

582
00:22:46,070 --> 00:22:47,804
This is where the action is.

583
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:51,107
Snakes, Gila monsters,

584
00:22:51,108 --> 00:22:53,209
scorpions.

585
00:22:55,646 --> 00:22:57,980
(TV PLAYING QUIETLY)

586
00:23:06,757 --> 00:23:08,424
(LIPS SMACK)

587
00:23:08,425 --> 00:23:10,293
It's crazy.
This tastes just like root beer.

588
00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:12,161
Want to try?

589
00:23:14,231 --> 00:23:17,600
I should really get to my homework.

590
00:23:22,706 --> 00:23:25,041
That's an angry pour.

591
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,014
<i>Grazie.</i>

592
00:23:32,016 --> 00:23:33,716
What's that?

593
00:23:33,717 --> 00:23:35,685
It's a journal for Dr. Vance.

594
00:23:35,686 --> 00:23:38,721
Supposed to write down a story
about my childhood.

595
00:23:38,722 --> 00:23:42,625
Can only imagine what Tess is
gonna write about us someday.

596
00:23:42,626 --> 00:23:44,961
She's lashing out.

597
00:23:44,962 --> 00:23:47,196
She should know better.

598
00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:49,632
The Internet has a long memory.

599
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,334
We taught her to know better, Randall.

600
00:23:51,335 --> 00:23:53,302
Yeah. Yeah, we did.

601
00:23:53,304 --> 00:23:56,205
As a parent, I agree with you.

602
00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:58,975
She did not go about this the right way,

603
00:23:58,976 --> 00:24:03,312
but... and just stay with me here...

604
00:24:03,314 --> 00:24:05,581
part of me is kind of proud of her.

605
00:24:05,582 --> 00:24:08,017
Oh. (LAUGHS)

606
00:24:08,018 --> 00:24:10,653
If something bothered
me when I was her age,

607
00:24:10,654 --> 00:24:12,622
I swallowed it.

608
00:24:12,623 --> 00:24:15,892
I've always been worried
that Tess was like me.

609
00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:19,028
You know, internal. Anxious.

610
00:24:19,029 --> 00:24:21,798
But all of a sudden,

611
00:24:21,799 --> 00:24:24,634
she's coming into her own.

612
00:24:24,635 --> 00:24:27,270
She's not afraid of who she is.

613
00:24:27,271 --> 00:24:29,305
She's not gonna have to go
see a therapist at 40

614
00:24:29,306 --> 00:24:30,440
to figure that out.

615
00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:34,043
- I know. And I hear you.
- Mm-hmm.

616
00:24:34,044 --> 00:24:36,612
But they are teenagers now, husband.

617
00:24:36,613 --> 00:24:38,014
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

618
00:24:38,015 --> 00:24:40,049
This is what we have been training for.

619
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:42,351
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- There has got to be consequences

620
00:24:42,353 --> 00:24:44,520
for what she's done. All right?

621
00:24:44,521 --> 00:24:48,791
And strong parenting is not
playing good cop, bad cop.

622
00:24:49,727 --> 00:24:52,094
We have to be on the same page.

623
00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:53,830
Starting now.

624
00:24:56,133 --> 00:25:00,436
So you want me to go talk to her?

625
00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:02,538
Ding, ding, ding.

626
00:25:05,476 --> 00:25:07,043
- TOBY: No, just pull it once.
- ELLIE: Maybe. No. Hold on.

627
00:25:07,044 --> 00:25:08,711
- TOBY: Just pull it once. Yeah.
- ELLIE: I'm sorry. (LAUGHS)

628
00:25:08,712 --> 00:25:10,513
- There you go. (LAUGHS)
- (KATE LAUGHS)

629
00:25:10,514 --> 00:25:12,849
- Thank you for the ride. This was fun.
- (TOBY CLEARS THROAT)

630
00:25:12,850 --> 00:25:16,252
Oh, i-i-it was. Yeah.

631
00:25:17,187 --> 00:25:18,888
Uh...

632
00:25:18,889 --> 00:25:22,058
and I'm sorry if our arguing
made you feel uncomfortable.

633
00:25:22,059 --> 00:25:25,027
I mean, we actually
get along very well, so...

634
00:25:25,028 --> 00:25:26,929
Yeah, which works out good,
'cause we're married.

635
00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:28,064
(KATE AND ELLIE LAUGH)

636
00:25:28,065 --> 00:25:30,066
Well, Doug... my husband...

637
00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:33,002
he used to overbuy condiments.

638
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:35,571
It was as if he lived in perpetual fear

639
00:25:35,572 --> 00:25:36,806
of running out of mustard.

640
00:25:36,807 --> 00:25:38,307
(CHUCKLES): It drove me nuts,

641
00:25:38,308 --> 00:25:41,377
and we fought about it constantly.

642
00:25:41,378 --> 00:25:44,680
- Mustard-gate. Ketchup-gate. Mayo-gate.
- (CHUCKLES)

643
00:25:44,681 --> 00:25:47,250
Mayo-gate was, uh,
it was especially bad. (LAUGHS)

644
00:25:47,251 --> 00:25:48,346
(CHUCKLES)

645
00:25:48,347 --> 00:25:51,187
I think you can tell a lot about
a couple by how they fight.

646
00:25:51,188 --> 00:25:53,456
How they recover.

647
00:25:55,392 --> 00:25:57,894
I have a strong feeling about you guys.

648
00:25:59,062 --> 00:26:01,063
Thanks for coming
all the way to San Pedro.

649
00:26:01,064 --> 00:26:02,832
- Yeah.
- Oh, of course. Our pleasure.

650
00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:04,333
Yeah, love San Pedro.

651
00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:06,435
(LAUGHING): "We love San Pedro."

652
00:26:06,437 --> 00:26:08,404
Okay, bye.

653
00:26:08,405 --> 00:26:09,372
See you.

654
00:26:09,373 --> 00:26:11,307
Bye.

655
00:26:22,186 --> 00:26:25,087
KEVIN: Hey. How you feeling?

656
00:26:25,088 --> 00:26:28,124
Fine. Soaked my feet.

657
00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,826
Oh, good. Good.

658
00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:35,598
- So, I-I didn't mean to, uh...
- Don't.

659
00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:37,500
You did nothing wrong.

660
00:26:37,501 --> 00:26:39,335
I said something. I don't...

661
00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,238
Was it about the movie
or the babies? Uh...

662
00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:47,777
I had an eating disorder, Kevin.

663
00:26:47,778 --> 00:26:49,312
I'm not sure how much you know,

664
00:26:49,313 --> 00:26:52,381
but I've been struggling
with eating issues

665
00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:55,918
for as long as I can remember,
and, um...

666
00:26:55,919 --> 00:26:59,088
then comes this pregnancy.

667
00:27:02,459 --> 00:27:04,927
You know why that ultrasound
picture is on the fridge

668
00:27:04,928 --> 00:27:09,231
and not on a bulletin board
or a bathroom mirror?

669
00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:11,634
I keep that there

670
00:27:11,635 --> 00:27:15,738
to remind me to eat.

671
00:27:17,207 --> 00:27:19,809
To eat food, Kev.

672
00:27:19,810 --> 00:27:22,945
To eat food to keep our babies healthy.

673
00:27:24,815 --> 00:27:26,916
Do you know when I go to the doctor,

674
00:27:26,917 --> 00:27:29,085
the first thing they do is weigh me?

675
00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:31,854
And they announce the number out loud,

676
00:27:31,855 --> 00:27:34,357
and I have to remind myself

677
00:27:34,358 --> 00:27:37,450
to act proud that I've put on two pounds

678
00:27:37,451 --> 00:27:40,583
when for most of my adult life,

679
00:27:40,584 --> 00:27:43,953
news like that would
just make me spiral.

680
00:27:45,922 --> 00:27:48,490
It's hard to adjust.

681
00:27:51,761 --> 00:27:53,395
I didn't know.

682
00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:58,400
Of course you didn't.

683
00:27:59,703 --> 00:28:03,138
I've been hiding a lot
of myself from you.

684
00:28:03,139 --> 00:28:06,141
This whole thing isn't normal, Kev,

685
00:28:06,142 --> 00:28:08,744
as much as we pretend it is.

686
00:28:08,745 --> 00:28:10,746
Everything came backwards here,

687
00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:14,049
and I'm all over the place.

688
00:28:14,050 --> 00:28:15,951
Insecurities running wild,

689
00:28:15,952 --> 00:28:18,087
and-and you're walking around

690
00:28:18,088 --> 00:28:20,489
like an Olympic swimmer
most of the time.

691
00:28:21,424 --> 00:28:23,392
I'm sorry.

692
00:28:24,761 --> 00:28:27,162
I'm fine.

693
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:30,332
I love our babies.

694
00:28:32,435 --> 00:28:35,437
I'm just dealing with a lot right now.

695
00:28:35,438 --> 00:28:37,539
It's on me.

696
00:28:43,535 --> 00:28:45,736
All right. (SIGHS)

697
00:28:46,937 --> 00:28:48,120
You ready?

698
00:28:48,939 --> 00:28:50,250
(AUSTRIAN ACCENT): I am Hans.

699
00:28:50,284 --> 00:28:51,481
(AUSTRIAN ACCENT): And I am Franz.

700
00:28:51,982 --> 00:28:55,800
- BOTH: And we want to pump you up!
- (BOTH LAUGH)

701
00:28:56,347 --> 00:28:57,730
- (REGULAR VOICE): Okay. Let's, uh...
- (WEIGHT SCRAPES)

702
00:28:58,115 --> 00:29:01,048
You know, let's start with just the bar.

703
00:29:01,049 --> 00:29:02,583
'Cause, you know, you're still
developing and everything.

704
00:29:02,584 --> 00:29:04,552
Come on, man, throw in some lead.

705
00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:06,053
No, Kev, come on.

706
00:29:06,054 --> 00:29:09,890
The bar is-is plenty heavy.
All right? But first,

707
00:29:09,891 --> 00:29:12,460
what I want you to do is,
you got to warm up.

708
00:29:12,461 --> 00:29:13,928
Right? We got to loosen things up.

709
00:29:13,929 --> 00:29:16,464
Pull your arm through.
Warm your shoulders up.

710
00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,899
There you go. Yeah.
Go the other arm. All right.

711
00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:22,069
Go across. Go across.

712
00:29:22,070 --> 00:29:24,638
- (INHALES, EXHALES FORCEFULLY)
- (EXHALES FORCEFULLY)

713
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,407
(JACK LAUGHS)

714
00:29:26,408 --> 00:29:28,342
All right, here we go.

715
00:29:28,343 --> 00:29:29,643
- (KNUCKLES CRACK)
- (GRUNTS)

716
00:29:29,645 --> 00:29:31,379
Knuckle popping is optional.

717
00:29:31,380 --> 00:29:33,481
- (KNUCKLES CRACK)
- All right.

718
00:29:37,019 --> 00:29:39,253
KATE: Stewart's a desert groupie, Mom.

719
00:29:39,254 --> 00:29:41,856
That's why he wanted to be
in our study project.

720
00:29:41,857 --> 00:29:43,858
- It wasn't to be with me.
- REBECCA: Oh.

721
00:29:43,859 --> 00:29:45,259
I see.

722
00:29:45,260 --> 00:29:47,194
I feel like an idiot.

723
00:29:47,195 --> 00:29:50,598
No, don't.

724
00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:53,968
Following your heart
is a real strength, Kate.

725
00:29:53,969 --> 00:29:57,471
Yeah, sometimes you end up getting hurt,

726
00:29:57,472 --> 00:29:59,340
but most of the time,

727
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:02,343
it'll all work out.

728
00:30:02,344 --> 00:30:05,112
I know it's not the cool thing to say,

729
00:30:05,113 --> 00:30:08,549
but I'm really proud of you,

730
00:30:08,550 --> 00:30:10,651
and I love you.

731
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:25,966
TOBY: All right.
Emergency diaper stash restocked.

732
00:30:25,967 --> 00:30:27,802
(KATE LAUGHS)

733
00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:30,604
- Ah...
- What's so funny?

734
00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:36,844
Oh, uh, Ellie said the <i>Buffy</i>
episode "Hush" was on, so...

735
00:30:36,845 --> 00:30:38,646
Babe, "Hush"?

736
00:30:38,647 --> 00:30:40,481
The one where everyone in Sunnydale

737
00:30:40,482 --> 00:30:41,649
loses the ability to talk?

738
00:30:41,650 --> 00:30:44,051
Do not insult me. I know the episode.

739
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,920
- Please.
- Excuse me.

740
00:30:45,921 --> 00:30:48,923
But c-could we just not

741
00:30:48,924 --> 00:30:51,492
- text her as much, please?
- She texted me.

742
00:30:53,395 --> 00:30:55,196
Come on. Just admit, it went well.

743
00:30:55,197 --> 00:30:56,931
And could you just be a little excited

744
00:30:56,932 --> 00:30:58,199
- about that?
- Not really.

745
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,434
This baby stuff wasn't
that easy the first time.

746
00:31:00,435 --> 00:31:01,802
You know, with this, we're dealing

747
00:31:01,803 --> 00:31:04,271
with a 33-year-old single mother

748
00:31:04,272 --> 00:31:06,307
who could, literally, at any moment,

749
00:31:06,308 --> 00:31:08,876
change her mind about us.

750
00:31:08,877 --> 00:31:10,878
So instead of asking me
to be more excited,

751
00:31:10,879 --> 00:31:14,048
could maybe you... you try
to be a little more terrified?

752
00:31:14,049 --> 00:31:16,851
(SIGHS) Okay.

753
00:31:17,786 --> 00:31:21,422
You know what, she does smile
a lot when she rubs her belly.

754
00:31:21,423 --> 00:31:24,291
Which is better than
the opposite, obviously,

755
00:31:24,292 --> 00:31:26,760
but I don't know, I clocked it.

756
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:28,896
- Oh, babe.
- See? Thank you.

757
00:31:28,897 --> 00:31:30,698
Thank... no, that makes me feel better.

758
00:31:30,699 --> 00:31:35,069
Thank you for registering
an acceptable level of terror.

759
00:31:35,070 --> 00:31:36,937
- Mm.
- I appreciate it.

760
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:38,472
Yeah, okay, you're welcome.

761
00:31:38,473 --> 00:31:42,510
She did say that her favorite
<i>Star Wars</i> character

762
00:31:42,511 --> 00:31:43,978
was Babu Frik.

763
00:31:43,979 --> 00:31:46,313
That's a fresh take. Respect.

764
00:31:46,314 --> 00:31:49,250
And did you see the look
on her face when she noticed

765
00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:51,318
that we had forgotten
the diapers in the car?

766
00:31:51,319 --> 00:31:55,322
That was the look of a woman
who is falling hard for us.

767
00:31:55,323 --> 00:31:58,058
- Babe.
- Yeah. Those are good things.

768
00:31:58,059 --> 00:32:00,961
- Those are good things.
- Okay, well, thank you

769
00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:04,298
for registering a, you know, an
acceptable level of excitement.

770
00:32:04,299 --> 00:32:06,400
Thank you.

771
00:32:06,401 --> 00:32:09,303
Also, I, um, bought the diapers,
for the record.

772
00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:12,339
- You left 'em in the trunk.
- (LAUGHS): Uh...

773
00:32:12,340 --> 00:32:13,607
Uh, excuse me.

774
00:32:13,608 --> 00:32:15,976
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

775
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:17,511
RANDALL: "Come in."

776
00:32:17,512 --> 00:32:20,614
"Oh, thanks, daughter,
don't-don't mind if I do."

777
00:32:25,420 --> 00:32:27,521
(SIGHS)

778
00:32:35,063 --> 00:32:37,631
"Silence in the face of inequality

779
00:32:37,632 --> 00:32:40,067
is complicity with the oppressor."

780
00:32:40,068 --> 00:32:42,736
- Ginetta Sagan.
- You caught that.

781
00:32:42,737 --> 00:32:45,005
I catch everything, daughter.

782
00:32:48,443 --> 00:32:50,277
There's a right way and a wrong way

783
00:32:50,278 --> 00:32:52,346
to get your point across.

784
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:55,849
Even loudly, if need be.

785
00:32:55,851 --> 00:32:58,686
And this was the wrong way.

786
00:32:58,687 --> 00:33:00,588
And it's not you.

787
00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:04,258
Telling adults to screw
themself on the Internet?

788
00:33:04,259 --> 00:33:05,259
- That's not you.
- It is me.

789
00:33:05,260 --> 00:33:06,560
It's not.

790
00:33:08,029 --> 00:33:12,466
That is not the person
who made my life somersault.

791
00:33:15,737 --> 00:33:18,706
- It's an old reference.
- I remember.

792
00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:26,947
We're taking your phone
away for six weeks.

793
00:33:26,948 --> 00:33:29,550
What? What if I'm out?

794
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:31,719
You won't be, 'cause you're
grounded for six weeks, too.

795
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,487
Fascist! This is bull...

796
00:33:33,488 --> 00:33:36,256
You finish that sentence,
tack on three more weeks.

797
00:33:40,729 --> 00:33:42,229
Good choice.

798
00:33:44,766 --> 00:33:46,867
God.

799
00:33:47,836 --> 00:33:49,703
(DOOR CLOSES)

800
00:33:52,507 --> 00:33:54,751
Did she call you a fascist?

801
00:33:54,752 --> 00:33:58,254
Yeah, hon. I believe she did.

802
00:33:59,948 --> 00:34:03,118
What you want to do is,
you line your thumbs up, okay?

803
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:05,396
Make sure that bar is nice and center.

804
00:34:05,397 --> 00:34:08,433
Wrap them around the bar.
Very important.

805
00:34:08,434 --> 00:34:11,202
Thumb around the bar. Important.

806
00:34:12,471 --> 00:34:13,838
Come on.

807
00:34:14,807 --> 00:34:16,474
Come on.

808
00:34:16,475 --> 00:34:17,642
- Come on.
- (EXHALES SHARPLY)

809
00:34:17,643 --> 00:34:19,277
Nice, Kev. You're doing great.

810
00:34:19,278 --> 00:34:20,545
Last one, Kev. Last one. Here we go.

811
00:34:20,546 --> 00:34:22,347
Push it, push it, push it.

812
00:34:22,348 --> 00:34:24,349
Push it.

813
00:34:24,350 --> 00:34:25,650
Work that chest.

814
00:34:25,651 --> 00:34:27,652
Push. Push.

815
00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,354
Push. Push, push, push, push,

816
00:34:29,355 --> 00:34:31,155
push, push, push. Yeah, hey.

817
00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,424
- All right, let's pull this up.
- No, don't touch it.

818
00:34:33,425 --> 00:34:34,859
What's it, too heavy?
I could take some weight off.

819
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:37,795
- No, I got it.
- Well, come on. Man up.

820
00:34:37,796 --> 00:34:39,430
- (EXHALES)
- JACK: Come on, Kev, you're good.

821
00:34:39,431 --> 00:34:41,766
A couple more.

822
00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:44,135
(EXHALES)

823
00:34:44,136 --> 00:34:45,436
Good.

824
00:34:47,473 --> 00:34:48,673
(CHUCKLES): Look at you.

825
00:34:48,674 --> 00:34:50,508
You're a monster.

826
00:34:50,509 --> 00:34:52,810
I did it.

827
00:34:52,811 --> 00:34:54,912
Hey, look, Kev.

828
00:34:56,282 --> 00:35:00,084
You put your mind to it,
you can accomplish anything.

829
00:35:01,487 --> 00:35:02,787
Okay?

830
00:35:09,128 --> 00:35:11,729
I'm playing a trial lawyer.

831
00:35:12,698 --> 00:35:15,633
In the movie I-I play a trial lawyer.

832
00:35:15,634 --> 00:35:18,436
Let me ask you a question.

833
00:35:18,437 --> 00:35:21,172
Why does a trial lawyer
need to be ripped?

834
00:35:22,107 --> 00:35:24,108
I don't know.

835
00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:26,210
He doesn't.

836
00:35:27,947 --> 00:35:29,981
(EXHALES)

837
00:35:29,982 --> 00:35:32,850
I count calories, too, Madison.

838
00:35:34,353 --> 00:35:36,721
And I panic inside if I don't get

839
00:35:36,722 --> 00:35:38,856
a second workout in every single day.

840
00:35:38,857 --> 00:35:41,592
And I prefer sweating in a dingy garage

841
00:35:41,594 --> 00:35:46,064
than going to some
celebrity gym because...

842
00:35:46,065 --> 00:35:47,398
(SIGHS)

843
00:35:49,335 --> 00:35:52,236
Oh, God, so many reasons, actually.

844
00:35:52,237 --> 00:35:54,005
This one's stronger, right here.

845
00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:55,640
Put your hand right there. Strong...

846
00:35:55,641 --> 00:36:00,044
Eight, nine,

847
00:36:00,045 --> 00:36:01,946
ten.

848
00:36:01,947 --> 00:36:03,214
Switch it up.

849
00:36:03,215 --> 00:36:05,049
Flex that!

850
00:36:05,050 --> 00:36:07,018
At the top.

851
00:36:07,019 --> 00:36:09,687
Yeah, you did it!

852
00:36:09,688 --> 00:36:12,790
- (LAUGHS)
- My boy's gonna be a beast.

853
00:36:14,093 --> 00:36:17,695
And as an actor,
it just became my currency.

854
00:36:17,696 --> 00:36:21,365
I actually... got famous...

855
00:36:22,501 --> 00:36:24,602
...by taking my shirt off.

856
00:36:27,806 --> 00:36:31,642
(SIGHS) I'm getting older
and it's getting harder.

857
00:36:32,645 --> 00:36:34,946
And I'm not drinking anymore,
which is my other addiction,

858
00:36:34,947 --> 00:36:38,182
so I just come in here and I just...

859
00:36:38,183 --> 00:36:42,920
I channel all of that here,
and it's, uh...

860
00:36:44,023 --> 00:36:46,124
...not exactly healthy.

861
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,895
I got stuff, too, Madison.

862
00:36:50,896 --> 00:36:53,531
I got a lot of stuff.

863
00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:58,336
Including stuff with my brother
that I still have to work out.

864
00:36:58,337 --> 00:37:00,438
And I...

865
00:37:03,509 --> 00:37:06,544
I lay in bed sometimes and I, um...

866
00:37:08,147 --> 00:37:11,315
...I just stare at the
ceiling and I worry.

867
00:37:11,316 --> 00:37:13,451
(SIGHS)

868
00:37:14,553 --> 00:37:18,222
I worry that I'm gonna pass all
that on to my kids, you know?

869
00:37:18,223 --> 00:37:23,861
All that... my unhealthy stuff.

870
00:37:25,764 --> 00:37:27,498
Me, too.

871
00:37:39,311 --> 00:37:41,312
You know, I suppose being parents

872
00:37:41,313 --> 00:37:43,981
is gonna be hard enough on its own,

873
00:37:43,982 --> 00:37:46,417
without us walking around trying to be

874
00:37:46,418 --> 00:37:48,986
polite strangers in front of each other.

875
00:37:51,523 --> 00:37:54,458
I mean, I had the greatest,
most connected parents

876
00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:58,896
you can imagine,
and they missed so much.

877
00:38:06,572 --> 00:38:08,940
(EXHALES)

878
00:38:14,379 --> 00:38:16,480
(EXHALES)

879
00:38:28,861 --> 00:38:30,862
(SIGHS DEEPLY)

880
00:38:30,863 --> 00:38:33,965
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

881
00:38:36,068 --> 00:38:37,902
It's crazy. This tastes
just like root beer.

882
00:38:37,903 --> 00:38:39,737
Want to try?

883
00:38:42,007 --> 00:38:45,142
I should really get to my homework.

884
00:38:51,450 --> 00:38:53,351
I always wondered what it would be like

885
00:38:53,352 --> 00:38:55,453
to kiss someone like you.

886
00:39:02,694 --> 00:39:04,795
♪

887
00:39:14,339 --> 00:39:16,941
(EXHALES) Sorry I was so
preoccupied with Kate's project,

888
00:39:16,942 --> 00:39:19,810
I didn't even get to ask
you how your day was.

889
00:39:20,779 --> 00:39:22,780
- It w... it was good.
- Yeah?

890
00:39:22,781 --> 00:39:25,449
Tonya seems very nice.

891
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,852
Yeah. Night, Mom.

892
00:39:39,431 --> 00:39:42,566
Madison, I'm an alcoholic

893
00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:45,703
and I'm a workout addict
with daddy issues.

894
00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,844
Also, sometimes I get foot corns,

895
00:39:53,846 --> 00:39:55,446
and when that baby
flares up in the summer,

896
00:39:55,447 --> 00:39:57,615
I've been known to wear
shoes and socks at the beach.

897
00:40:06,758 --> 00:40:10,127
It's bulimia,

898
00:40:10,128 --> 00:40:13,264
my eating disorder.

899
00:40:13,265 --> 00:40:18,903
Um, it almost killed me when I was 17.

900
00:40:23,842 --> 00:40:27,111
I have a handle on it,

901
00:40:27,112 --> 00:40:29,714
but even now, sometimes,
my daily state of mind

902
00:40:29,715 --> 00:40:33,184
is still determined by my weight.

903
00:40:38,724 --> 00:40:41,125
Also,

904
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:45,262
I am obsessed with the show <i>Outlander.</i>

905
00:40:45,264 --> 00:40:47,198
(WHISPERS): I've gone to conventions.

906
00:40:49,067 --> 00:40:50,267
No.

907
00:40:50,269 --> 00:40:51,669
- Yeah.
- You're one of those people?

908
00:40:51,670 --> 00:40:55,272
- Yeah. I'm one of those people.
- (EXHALES)

909
00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,311
♪

910
00:41:12,324 --> 00:41:15,026
♪

911
00:41:20,966 --> 00:41:22,933
(CLICKING RAPIDLY)

912
00:41:24,937 --> 00:41:26,971
- Hey, Grandpa.
- (TIMER DINGS)

913
00:41:26,972 --> 00:41:28,939
The woman?

914
00:41:28,941 --> 00:41:31,042
The one you were trying
to impress with your cooking?

915
00:41:31,043 --> 00:41:35,212
Is she the woman in all
the pictures around here?

916
00:41:35,213 --> 00:41:39,583
So many questions in such a little body.

917
00:41:43,488 --> 00:41:47,892
Linh, it's the woman
in all the pictures.

918
00:41:49,795 --> 00:41:51,228
I knew it.

919
00:42:08,334 --> 00:42:12,947
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