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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I reached out to a colleague who's doing
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a summer research program
at the University of Heidelberg,
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and I think I can get you in.
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Heidelberg, Germany?
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Yes, and they're doing exciting work
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on superstrings.
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Well, that would certainly help
my grad school applications.
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Ich helfe dir beim packen.
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That's German for "I'll help you pack".
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If we put in
one of them things that spins
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the hot dogs around,
we would make a fortune.
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Oh, then they spill
mustard on themselves,
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it's right back in the washer.
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That's money making money, sister.
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Yeah, 'cause that's how people want
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their clothes to smell... like hot dogs.
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I love how hot dogs smell.
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Huh. And you wonder
why Mandy won't marry you.
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Wade, what the hell are you doing here?
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We're not open yet.
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The door was.
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Did you forget to lock up?
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No.
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Well, the door didn't open itself.
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The lock's busted.
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File cabinet, too. Cashbox is gone.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed.
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We've been robbed?
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Looks like they jimmied
the door with a crowbar.
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Sure does.
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Well...
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it's a lucky break
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that when it happened, nobody was here.
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If I had been here,
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we'd be looking for a place
to bury the body.
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Yours or theirs?
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So, what's the next step?
What are you gonna do?
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I was gonna get some lunch.
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Wait a minute.
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Aren't you gonna file a report
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or-or dust for fingerprints?
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Yeah, what are we paying you for?
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You're paying me to not shut you down.
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Unless you want me to bring detectives
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to your illegal gambling room.
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So, what do we do?
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You need security when you're not here.
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Maybe an off-duty cop.
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You want me to pay you more?
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I just want you to feel safe.
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Get out.
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Y'all have a nice day.
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I brought you some snacks.
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For Mom,
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a Bavarian-style pretzel.
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And for Dad,
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four Lone Star beers
poured into a pitcher
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to approximate a stein.
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What do you want?
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For starters, a danke wouldn't kill you.
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- A what?
- It's "thank you" in German.
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Uh, so, if you were
thinking of thanking,
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then you'd be denken of danken.
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You're awfully quiet.
I assume you're denken.
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W-Where are you going with all this?
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If I play my cards right, Germany.
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- What?
- I have the opportunity to participate
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in a prestigious summer program
at the University of Heidelberg.
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- Sheldon, I don't...
- I know that you're probably gonna say
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that I'm too young or it's too far away,
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but please just hear me out.
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He did bring us snacks.
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Beer is not a snack.
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Sheldon...
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aren't there programs that are closer?
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Yes, but I missed my chance
to get into any of them.
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In fact, Dr. Sturgis
had to call in a big favor
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to get this opportunity.
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Well, that's nice of him,
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but maybe he should have
talked to us first?
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Oh, he suggested that.
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- And?
- I nixed it.
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You nixed it?
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From the German nichts.
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The language lends itself to negativity.
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Well, we're gonna have to talk
to Dr. Sturgis
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before we make any decisions.
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- We're not making any promises.
- Mm-hmm.
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This is not a yes.
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But it's also not a nein,
which German for "no",
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as opposed to the number nine,
which is neun.
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Thanks. Come again.
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Let me know if you need help
finding anything.
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Ugh. How about something fun
to do in this town?
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You like roller rinks?
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No.
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Bowling?
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No.
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You old enough to drive?
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No.
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Can't help you. Just move here?
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I'm staying with my aunt
and uncle for the summer.
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If you want, I can rent you
a rated-R movie.
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I'll even slip it in a Disney box.
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What do you have in mind?
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Point Break.
Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze?
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I like Swayze.
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I like Keanu.
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Great, so I don't need to fight you.
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All right, Point Break
in a Bambibox coming right up.
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You can put that on my uncle's
account. It's Jeff Difford.
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Like Pastor Jeff?
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Yeah.
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He's my neighbor.
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You're staying right next door to us.
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Maybe we can watch it together.
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Not at my house. My mom
can't know I rented you this.
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Well, my uncle can't know
I'm watching it.
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We could watch it in our garage.
My brother's got a TV in there.
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Cool.
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He kind of looks like Patrick Swayze.
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Really?
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But, like, a stupid Patrick Swayze.
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Eh. Still works.
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I understand your trepidation,
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but you were also nervous about
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sending him here,
and that turned out fine.
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I suppose, but Germany
is just so far away.
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Well, maybe it'd be good for him.
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You know... a little independence,
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nobody babying him.
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What? Germans are a tough-love people.
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Is this trip really
that important for him?
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The string theory research they're doing
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is at the forefront of the field.
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This is a tremendous opportunity
for Sheldon.
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Well, we wouldn't want him to miss out.
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And you're okay with
looking after him all summer?
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- Oh, I won't be there.
- You won't?
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Oh, no, I'll be presenting
a paper in Needles, California.
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If you're a Peanuts fan,
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that's where Snoopy's brother
Spike lives.
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Hold on, are you saying Sheldon would be
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going to Germany by himself?
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Well, one of you could go with him.
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And the university would
cover our expenses as well?
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The university
isn't gonna pay for any of it.
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Okay, meeting adjourned.
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Great. Well, let me know
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if there's anything else
I can, uh, help you with.
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Actually there is. Um...
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Would you tell Sheldon
that he's not going?
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Thank you.
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Hey.
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Everything going okay?
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Yep.
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Anyone suspicious hanging around?
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Just a crazy old man with a bat.
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I'm just trying to make sure
that you're safe.
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That's very sweet,
but I-I can handle it.
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You can, huh?
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You ever think this might have
been an inside job?
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Like, any one of these clowns here
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could have been part of the crew
that ripped you off
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last night?
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And now they're sitting here
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- giving me my money back?
- Mm.
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Not all criminals
are masterminds, Connie.
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Okay, fine. What's your plan?
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Until we track down the guys
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or girls...
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I'm a-I'm a modern thinker...
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I'll be around,
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acting as a deterrent...
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with my friend here.
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Lil' Slugger.
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Yeah.
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It only looks small 'cause I'm so big.
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Nice-looking watch you got there.
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Thanks.
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Is it new?
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Actually, yeah.
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Interesting.
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You recently come into some money?
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Kind of. My uncle just passed away.
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Oh. Well, ain't that a coincidence?
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What from?
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Emphysema.
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He smoke?
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Yeah.
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All right, then.
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Maybe instead of
harassing the customers,
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why don't you go over
and stand by that door
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and just look intimidating?
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You got it. Watch this.
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You want a chair?
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Chair would be good. Yeah.
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Let me go get my inflatable donut.
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Got a little fire in the valley.
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When is the next train?
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Wann faährt der naächste Zug?
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Wann faährt der naächste Zug?
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How is this not a Romance language?
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Shelly?
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Uh, eintreten.
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That's German for "enter".
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Yeah, about that...
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Uh, we had a long talk with Dr. Sturgis.
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Oh, did he tell you how great
this program is
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and what a boon it'll be to my career?
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He did.
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He also told us how much it costs,
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and it's more than we can handle.
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I'll pay you back.
I'm sure I'll make plenty
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as a theoretical physicist.
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I'm sure you will, but right now,
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we don't have the money.
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Have you considered
scrimping and saving?
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I... Do we really need
breakfast, lunch and dinner?
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Sheldon, you do our taxes.
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And I'm about to start
charging for that.
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Shelly, I'm sorry, but it's no.
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Ach!
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I'll admit it.
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Keanu's pretty cute.
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Hey, you called Swayze,
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you stick with Swayze.
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Fine, I'll be Mrs. Patrick Swayze.
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Lose something, brah?
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Special Agent Utah.
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Why'd you want to spend
the summer with Pastor Jeff?
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I didn't. My parents found out
I had a boyfriend and freaked.
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Ooh, tell me everything.
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Okay, his name is Zach.
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He has a learner's permit
and his own phone line.
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So, like, a man?
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Exactly.
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I've got a bicycle pump if you want
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to top off your donut.
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No, actually, I'm experiencing
a little too much bounce.
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I found something.
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- What you got?
- I thought one of our neighbors
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might have a security camera,
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and Sensei Bruce at
the karate studio came through.
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Oh, good job, Georgie.
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And what'd you see?
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A pickup truck driving away
from our back door
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at 2:15 in the morning.
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Ooh, now we got him. Or her.
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- Did you get a license plate?
- No.
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How about the color?
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Well, the tape's in black and white.
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But it was not black
and it was not white.
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So the getaway car is a color.
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Or grey.
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Okay. Not quite a smoking gun,
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but at least we know
the perp drove a truck.
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Excuse me.
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Could I have everybody's
attention for just a minute?
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Show of hands,
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who here owns a truck?
265
00:10:48,988 --> 00:10:50,646
It ain't my fault we live in Texas.
266
00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:55,137
Did you take my boom box?
267
00:10:55,142 --> 00:10:56,655
It's on my desk.
268
00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,482
Next time, don't touch
my stuff without asking.
269
00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:00,616
You're right, I'm sorry.
270
00:11:02,215 --> 00:11:04,208
German for Beginners?
271
00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:05,776
Why are you so weird?
272
00:11:05,781 --> 00:11:07,924
I was hoping to spend
the summer in Germany.
273
00:11:07,929 --> 00:11:09,662
The country in Europe.
274
00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,790
Yes.
275
00:11:11,795 --> 00:11:12,969
For the whole summer?
276
00:11:12,974 --> 00:11:15,227
Yes. But Mom and Dad
said we can't afford it.
277
00:11:15,232 --> 00:11:17,404
Oh, you can't take no for an answer.
278
00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:19,842
You deserve this. I deserve this.
279
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,360
We deserve this.
280
00:11:21,365 --> 00:11:23,398
What am I supposed to do?
We don't have the money.
281
00:11:23,403 --> 00:11:25,706
I have $34 saved up. It's yours.
282
00:11:25,711 --> 00:11:27,055
It's a lot more than that.
283
00:11:27,060 --> 00:11:28,833
Well, we're gonna figure this out.
284
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:29,852
Really?
285
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,510
We'll start with getting enough money
286
00:11:31,515 --> 00:11:32,514
for a one-way ticket.
287
00:11:32,519 --> 00:11:33,648
How do I get back home?
288
00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,536
Who knows? You might love it there.
289
00:11:35,541 --> 00:11:37,494
I know we've had our differences,
290
00:11:37,499 --> 00:11:40,161
but that's the moment
I learned just how much
291
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,415
my sister loved me.
292
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,444
Hey.
293
00:11:47,449 --> 00:11:48,882
- Hey.
- Hey.
294
00:11:48,887 --> 00:11:50,970
Where's CeeCee?
295
00:11:50,975 --> 00:11:53,058
Oh, she went out with friends.
296
00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:54,447
Is that nice?
297
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,576
Sorry.
298
00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,664
Any luck tracking down the robbers?
299
00:11:57,669 --> 00:12:00,860
Nope. We're gonna keep
the cashbox here for a while.
300
00:12:00,865 --> 00:12:02,139
Great.
301
00:12:02,144 --> 00:12:05,970
So now the money is here,
where we sleep.
302
00:12:08,138 --> 00:12:09,038
Get your bat.
303
00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:09,903
Yeah.
304
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,673
What are you doing?
305
00:12:29,677 --> 00:12:31,693
Sneaking out. Come on.
306
00:12:31,698 --> 00:12:33,423
Aren't you afraid
you're gonna get caught?
307
00:12:33,428 --> 00:12:35,904
What are they gonna do,
send me to a crappier town?
308
00:12:35,909 --> 00:12:38,045
Good point. So, what's the plan?
309
00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:40,616
Got half a pack of cigarettes
and a bottle of cooking sherry.
310
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,182
Let me get dressed.
311
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,719
Well, backyard's clear.
312
00:12:47,724 --> 00:12:49,019
All right. Copy.
313
00:12:49,024 --> 00:12:50,320
Saw some skunks.
314
00:12:50,325 --> 00:12:53,851
That'll work for us.
That's nature's alarm system.
315
00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:55,982
You really think someone
might have followed us home?
316
00:12:55,987 --> 00:12:58,598
Eh, probably not, but it's
better to be safe than...
317
00:13:00,188 --> 00:13:02,144
Oh. What's that?
318
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,644
What?
319
00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:05,935
Two people sneaking around out there.
320
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:07,986
- What do we do?
- I don't know.
321
00:13:07,991 --> 00:13:09,657
Well, should I turn the lights off?
322
00:13:09,662 --> 00:13:11,312
Yeah, good.
323
00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,049
Now, wait a minute,
if the lights are off,
324
00:13:16,054 --> 00:13:17,529
they're gonna think nobody's home.
325
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:18,765
Oh, right.
326
00:13:21,326 --> 00:13:22,801
But now they can see us.
327
00:13:22,806 --> 00:13:25,027
Right. Off.
328
00:13:28,038 --> 00:13:29,689
Duck, duck.
329
00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:33,725
What are we doing?
330
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,776
Someone's awake at my meemaw's.
331
00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,517
I think they saw us.
332
00:13:38,522 --> 00:13:40,038
You said you knew how to smoke.
333
00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:43,049
I do, but this isn't my brand.
334
00:13:43,054 --> 00:13:44,604
Come on, let's get out of here.
335
00:13:46,675 --> 00:13:47,921
There they go.
336
00:13:47,926 --> 00:13:49,711
I think we scared them off.
337
00:13:49,716 --> 00:13:51,032
Yeah, we did.
338
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:54,713
We are heroes.
339
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,494
- Damn straight.
- Yeah.
340
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:02,641
Shelly.
341
00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:06,687
It's 6:00 in the morning.
What are you doing?
342
00:14:06,692 --> 00:14:08,728
Having a yard sale,
and the serious buyers
343
00:14:08,733 --> 00:14:10,499
start early so I need to get a move on.
344
00:14:10,504 --> 00:14:11,729
Is that my good china?
345
00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:12,800
Oh, it's just one setting,
346
00:14:12,805 --> 00:14:14,580
and if I'm in Germany,
you'll never miss it.
347
00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:15,921
Give me that.
348
00:14:15,926 --> 00:14:17,041
Fine.
349
00:14:17,046 --> 00:14:18,962
But I am selling my trains,
my comic books
350
00:14:18,967 --> 00:14:20,713
and the first chapter
of my autobiography.
351
00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:23,544
It's in utero. You do not come off well.
352
00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:26,220
Shelly, that is not gonna
get you to Germany.
353
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,806
I have to try.
354
00:14:28,811 --> 00:14:32,067
Let me put this away. I'll help.
355
00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,422
Thank you.
356
00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:38,429
- What are you doing up?
- Um, going to the bathroom?
357
00:14:38,434 --> 00:14:40,800
- Why are you dressed?
- Why are you dressed?
358
00:14:40,805 --> 00:14:42,911
I'm having a yard sale
to raise money for Germany.
359
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,351
Great, I'll help.
360
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:45,522
But why are you dressed?
361
00:14:45,527 --> 00:14:47,002
To help you.
362
00:14:47,007 --> 00:14:48,833
But I just told you about that.
363
00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:50,313
And I'm ready to start.
364
00:14:50,318 --> 00:14:52,834
Okay. Wait, what?
365
00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:55,755
Well, I saw them
sneaking around outside.
366
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,796
They was clearly casing the place.
367
00:14:57,801 --> 00:15:01,768
So I grabbed Lil' Slugger
and I went out the front porch
368
00:15:01,773 --> 00:15:04,509
and I let 'em know
who they was messing with.
369
00:15:05,414 --> 00:15:06,679
You think they'll be back?
370
00:15:06,684 --> 00:15:09,886
Nah, they ran away like
two little girls.
371
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:15,988
Ten dollars? I'll give you five.
372
00:15:17,148 --> 00:15:20,154
Sir, that's a Lionel MPC-era O Gauge
373
00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:21,465
that I've had since I was six.
374
00:15:21,470 --> 00:15:22,835
You're lucky it's only ten.
375
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,056
Fine. Ten.
376
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,576
Uh, uh, I meant $20.
377
00:15:25,581 --> 00:15:27,317
T-The tag says ten.
378
00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:29,678
And now it's a thousand. Give that back.
379
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:30,683
Have a nice day.
380
00:15:32,504 --> 00:15:33,814
How's he doing?
381
00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:37,321
He's having a little trouble
letting go of things.
382
00:15:37,326 --> 00:15:38,896
Ah-Ah! Look, don't touch.
383
00:15:40,317 --> 00:15:43,183
- Morning, Mary.
- Pastor Jeff.
384
00:15:43,188 --> 00:15:46,744
This is my niece Tonya.
She's staying with us.
385
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:48,415
- Hey, Missy.
- Tonya.
386
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,815
Oh. You've met.
387
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:52,206
Boy howdy, have they met.
388
00:15:52,211 --> 00:15:54,707
That's what I need to talk to you about.
389
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,407
I'm gonna go help Sheldon.
390
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:58,358
- Why don't you stay?
- What's going on?
391
00:15:58,363 --> 00:16:00,929
Missy rented Tonya an R-rated movie
392
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:03,190
and tried to hide it in a Disney box.
393
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,611
Oh, that's what this is about?
394
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,407
What else would it be about?
395
00:16:08,707 --> 00:16:10,973
- Missy?
- It must have been an accident.
396
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:12,713
I thought I gave her Bambi.
397
00:16:12,718 --> 00:16:14,734
I did ask for Bambi.
398
00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:17,415
Sometimes people return things
in the wrong box.
399
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,086
It's my fault for not checking.
400
00:16:19,091 --> 00:16:20,741
I'm really sorry.
401
00:16:23,222 --> 00:16:26,293
Well, don't let it happen again.
402
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:33,581
This set was actually
endorsed by Professor Proton.
403
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,152
Who's Professor Proton?
404
00:16:35,157 --> 00:16:36,802
Who's Professor Proton?
405
00:16:36,807 --> 00:16:38,133
How much time do you have?
406
00:16:38,138 --> 00:16:40,444
Arthur Jeffries, aka Professor Proton,
407
00:16:40,449 --> 00:16:41,814
brought science to the masses
408
00:16:41,819 --> 00:16:44,345
on his revolutionary television
show Professor Proton.
409
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,310
Actually, this set is not for sale.
410
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:48,773
Unfortunately,
411
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:51,964
my yard sale was a bust,
and my dream of spending
412
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,019
the summer in Germany was fading.
413
00:16:54,024 --> 00:16:57,212
On the bright side,
I did get to keep all my trains.
414
00:16:57,624 --> 00:17:00,680
And people say
I'm not emotionally complex.
415
00:17:03,930 --> 00:17:05,186
Dr. Linkletter.
416
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,067
I heard you're raising money
417
00:17:07,072 --> 00:17:08,725
to study in Germany. Is that true?
418
00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,281
Yes, but I'm not having any luck.
419
00:17:10,286 --> 00:17:12,050
Oh, your luck's about to change.
420
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:13,515
Here's one week of my pay.
421
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,457
Wow, thank you.
422
00:17:15,463 --> 00:17:18,412
Mm. Whatever it takes
to get you on that plane.
423
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:21,483
I also passed the hat
in the faculty lounge.
424
00:17:23,324 --> 00:17:24,885
I don't know what to say.
425
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,743
I do. Auf Wiedersehen,
you little rascal.
426
00:17:33,291 --> 00:17:34,364
Who was that?
427
00:17:34,369 --> 00:17:36,744
Dr. Linkletter. He just gave me
428
00:17:36,749 --> 00:17:38,259
all this money for Germany.
429
00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,802
Well, that's really something.
430
00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:45,937
Hello, Pastor Jeff.
431
00:17:45,943 --> 00:17:48,572
Sheldon, George, good news.
432
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:49,985
I told the congregation about
433
00:17:49,990 --> 00:17:52,263
your exciting opportunity in Germany,
434
00:17:52,268 --> 00:17:54,816
and boy, were they thrilled to help.
435
00:17:54,821 --> 00:17:57,460
I've never seen
the collection plate so full.
436
00:17:57,465 --> 00:17:59,057
Well, thank you.
437
00:17:59,062 --> 00:18:01,142
Are you seeing this? I am beloved.
438
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,815
Sure.
439
00:18:26,847 --> 00:18:34,475
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