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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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I understand you're moving forward
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with Sheldon's grant database.
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I was an intrinsic part of that.
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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.
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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.
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What did you decide?
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I'm cutting everybody out
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and doing this myself.
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- What?
- I don't need the university,
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and I don't need Dr. Linkletter.
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How are you gonna pay for all this?
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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it
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on the condition I'm left alone.
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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?
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Perhaps you're right.
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Done. I'm good.
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Good morning. I'm Sheldon Cooper.
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Thank you for taking the
time to hear my proposal.
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I have some handouts.
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I-I'm sorry, who are you?
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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.
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I'm here to pitch my idea
for a grant computer database.
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How old are you?
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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize
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my age is irrelevant.
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So there's no adult with you?
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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.
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Is this a joke?
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I assure you, it's not.
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When I make jokes, I
follow them with a "bazinga"
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so it's clear.
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Like this: "Bazinga."
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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
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I know we've lost to Pineview a lot
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over the years, but that's in the past.
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You're a different team now.
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So just stick to the plan,
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and you're gonna come out on top.
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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,
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you're wearin' your cup tonight.
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- (laughter)
- All right,
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you boys have worked hard for this.
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Now, let's get out there and get that W.
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- Yeah! Let's go!
- Yes, sir!
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ROB: Looking like some winners in here.
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Hey, y'all. George.
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- Pastor Rob, you made it.
- Of course.
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And... why?
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Coach Wilkins invited
me to pray with the kids
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before the game.
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Oh. And... why?
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Can't hurt to have a little extra help
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from the big man upstairs.
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Amen to that.
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All right, guys.
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Circle up.
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ROB: Lord, we lift these players...
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What the hell, Wayne?
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What? Lots of teams do it.
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- Well, why him?
- He's a good guy.
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He's been counseling
me since Darlene left.
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(sighs)
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Fine, just... next
time, give me a heads-up.
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Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry.
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It's okay, forget about it.
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- Amen!
- PLAYERS: Amen!
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All right, hands in,
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"team" on three!
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One, two, three!
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- ALL: Team!
- Let's go!
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(whooping, cheering)
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Yeah! All right, boys, go get 'em.
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He did "team on three."
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I do "team on three."
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- I'll do it with ya.
- Wh...
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It's not the same.
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Hey, how was the game?
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Fine.
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Well, Pineview's a tough team.
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Don't beat yourself up.
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No, we won.
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I want to be happy, but
your face is confusing me.
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We destroyed 'em. It was a blowout.
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That doesn't clear things up.
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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game
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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.
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So you're mad he helped you win?
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He didn't help!
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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.
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But who do they hoist on their shoulders
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after the final whistle?
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Well...
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What?
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Come on.
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MISSY: Of course I like cars.
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Most girls don't?
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- (knocking at door)
- Well, I do.
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Which one's your favorite?
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Yeah, totally.
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- Ford's the best.
- (knocking)
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SHELDON: Missy, I need to use the phone.
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Too bad.
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SHELDON: This is important.
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Can't you lie to boys
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about liking cars some other time?
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I gotta go. Bye.
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Here.
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Wait, don't go away. I need your help.
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This is stupid.
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Do you want the money or not?
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(accent): Hello? Yes,
I have Sheldon Cooper
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calling for Mr. Jennings.
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Yes, we'll hold.
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(deeper voice): Hello, Mr. Jennings.
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Mr. Cooper here.
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Yes, I know we have an
appointment for tomorrow,
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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face
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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.
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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest
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in the grant database, I
wanted to make sure that you
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got a chance to hear it first.
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Excellent. Well...
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(dialing)
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I'm on the phone.
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Oh. Sorry, baby.
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Uh, so you can hang up now.
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Your voice sounds funny,
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are you coming down with a cold?
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No, I'm fine.
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This is my normal adult voice.
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I guess I just miss that
sweet little boy voice.
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SHELDON: Mom!
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Wh... I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,
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because I'm really, really smart.
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Oh, is this about his database thingy?
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He is so excited about that
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I could barely get
him to bed last night.
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Mom!
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(laughter)
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As long as I've been teaching here,
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we have never beaten Pineview.
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Oh, well, I can't take credit for that.
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Gotta give it to the big guy.
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George?
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Oh, I meant the big guy upstairs,
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but yeah, him, too.
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So when you baptize someone,
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are you only wearing swim trunks or...?
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Oh, no, no, fully covered.
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So is it, like, in a pool...
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or a hot tub or...
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Um...
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I thought you were Mormon.
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- Mind your business.
- Okay.
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Good mornin'.
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- Hey, George.
- Hey.
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Hey, good morning, George.
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What's going on here?
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Just talking about Friday's game.
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The paper called it
the "Medford Miracle."
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No miracle, just good coaching.
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Let's not forget about those kids...
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- I mean, they really played their hearts out.
- Mm. Yeah.
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One of the things I coached them to do.
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Of course. I'm just
saying it's a team effort.
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I'm sorry, what are you doin' here?
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Oh. A couple of the
players wanted to talk,
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so I'm waiting for them
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Talk about what?
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Anything they want.
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Just here to listen.
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He's a good listener, George.
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If you ever need someone to talk to...
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I'm fine.
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Sure.
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A man who listens.
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(chuckles weakly)
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HUTCHINS: Mmm-mm-mm.
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So what's up?
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Well, I was hoping I could maybe
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bring a friend over to watch a movie.
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Mm-hmm.
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And would that friend be a-a boy?
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Yeah, his name is Dean and he's so cool,
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and if I bring him to my house,
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my family's gonna embarrass me
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and he's never gonna talk to me again.
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Calm down, he can come here.
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Thank you.
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- But I have some rules.
- Anything.
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Okay, first rule,
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you can sit on the same couch,
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but separate cushions.
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And no crossing the line.
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- Deal.
- I'm not done.
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I will leave you alone,
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but I will cross through occasionally,
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unannounced
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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying
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or resetting of pillows.
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No problem.
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The movie can be PG-13,
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but the date has to stay G.
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- I promise.
- All right, then.
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- Thank you, you're the best meemaw ever.
- Yeah, I know.
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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,
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and they totally kiss.
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On the lips.
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SHELDON: No one will
even listen to my ideas.
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I'm being discriminated against
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because I'm too young.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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I can't wait till I'm your age
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and people treat me with
respect and reverence.
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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.
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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?
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Look at you.
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Well, sometimes people assume,
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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,
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that I, uh, don't know how to use
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new technologies, that I, uh...
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Hold on, there's a third one.
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So I'm too young and you're too old?
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If you take the mean of both our ages,
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we'd be a formidable 41.
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Hmm.
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My name is Sheldon Cooper
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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.
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- Greetings.
- With us,
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you get both youth and experience.
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Oh, by the way, I
remembered that third thing.
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I'll tell you later.
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So once this is up and running,
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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access
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to every grant offered worldwide.
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And you can charge for
access on both sides.
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As the kids like to say, ka-ching.
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That's the sound of a cash register,
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in case the onomatopoeia was unclear.
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Sounds like this could
be very lucrative.
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(whispers): It was clear.
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LOCKHART: How soon do you think
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you could have a prototype?
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Well, working around my class schedule
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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.
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If we fund this, we'd expect
you to work on it full-time.
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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.
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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,
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but my bedtime is also quite rigid.
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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.
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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.
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So you want me to drop out of college?
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Of course not. We want to give you money
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to build a grant database.
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I guess the question is...
264
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what do you want?
265
00:08:56,437 --> 00:08:58,705
Well, I-I want that too,
266
00:08:58,707 --> 00:09:01,242
but I should probably ask my mom.
267
00:09:02,443 --> 00:09:05,277
My mom is long dead, so...
268
00:09:05,279 --> 00:09:07,413
I'm good to go.
269
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SHELDON: Good news.
270
00:09:08,688 --> 00:09:10,740
We found investors
for the grant database.
271
00:09:10,743 --> 00:09:12,182
Oh, honey, that's great.
272
00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,019
And even more good
news... You no longer have
273
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to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.
274
00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,558
What? No, you're not.
275
00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,426
But they won't fund the project unless
276
00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:21,728
I'm working on it full-time.
277
00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:24,163
I don't care, you're finishing college.
278
00:09:24,165 --> 00:09:25,632
But you let him drop out.
279
00:09:25,634 --> 00:09:27,365
And look how his life turned out.
280
00:09:27,368 --> 00:09:28,567
Hey.
281
00:09:28,570 --> 00:09:29,869
I'm sorry, Sheldon,
282
00:09:29,871 --> 00:09:31,303
but you're gonna have to tell them no.
283
00:09:31,305 --> 00:09:32,240
I got a job
284
00:09:32,243 --> 00:09:33,951
- and a cool garage to live in.
- (sighs)
285
00:09:33,954 --> 00:09:36,174
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.
286
00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:38,845
People always say that, and
then life gets in the way.
287
00:09:38,847 --> 00:09:40,935
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,
288
00:09:40,938 --> 00:09:42,204
and then I didn't.
289
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,182
And look how her life turned out.
290
00:09:44,185 --> 00:09:46,318
This discussion is over.
291
00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:47,386
This is so unfair.
292
00:09:47,388 --> 00:09:48,521
What's going on?
293
00:09:48,523 --> 00:09:49,922
Sheldon wants to quit college.
294
00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:52,291
So I'm the only one who's not a dropout?
295
00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:54,393
Who saw that coming?
296
00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:55,862
(TV playing softly)
297
00:09:55,864 --> 00:09:57,363
Hey, Coach.
298
00:09:57,365 --> 00:09:59,532
You got a sec?
299
00:09:59,534 --> 00:10:02,053
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.
300
00:10:02,056 --> 00:10:03,435
We're playing them on Friday.
301
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,350
Oh, I know, I'll-I'll be there.
302
00:10:05,353 --> 00:10:06,472
Praying for you.
303
00:10:06,474 --> 00:10:09,341
Great.
304
00:10:09,343 --> 00:10:10,810
Heck of a practice today.
305
00:10:10,812 --> 00:10:12,612
Yeah? What practice were you watching?
306
00:10:12,614 --> 00:10:14,080
They were soft as noodles out there.
307
00:10:14,082 --> 00:10:17,752
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.
308
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:23,655
What can I do for ya, Rob?
309
00:10:23,658 --> 00:10:25,992
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.
310
00:10:25,994 --> 00:10:27,259
- Mm-hmm.
- And, uh,
311
00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,261
a-a couple of them have mentioned that
312
00:10:29,263 --> 00:10:32,131
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.
313
00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,265
Really?
314
00:10:33,267 --> 00:10:34,400
Was it Stevens?
315
00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:35,534
I bet it was Stevens.
316
00:10:35,536 --> 00:10:37,503
It doesn't matter.
317
00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:38,771
Thought I should let you know.
318
00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:39,928
They think I've been hard,
319
00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,389
they haven't seen "hard" yet.
320
00:10:42,744 --> 00:10:44,811
It's just... I find that some kids
321
00:10:44,813 --> 00:10:46,813
respond better to encouragement.
322
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:49,248
This isn't Sunday
school, this is football.
323
00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:50,717
Oh, hey. I get it.
324
00:10:50,719 --> 00:10:53,748
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.
325
00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:54,854
Okay.
326
00:10:54,856 --> 00:10:56,155
Almost went to state.
327
00:10:56,157 --> 00:10:57,289
I'm sure you did.
328
00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,258
And I'm sure tennis is considered
329
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:01,896
a real sport... somewhere.
330
00:11:01,899 --> 00:11:04,831
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be
331
00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:06,365
a street fight, and it is my job
332
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:07,887
to make sure these
boys are ready for it.
333
00:11:07,889 --> 00:11:09,602
Yeah, we got the same goal here, George.
334
00:11:09,604 --> 00:11:12,540
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?
335
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:16,608
All right, I'll go.
336
00:11:16,611 --> 00:11:17,910
(chuckles)
337
00:11:17,912 --> 00:11:20,146
I'm sorry if I overstepped. I just...
338
00:11:20,148 --> 00:11:22,715
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...
339
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:24,050
ball's in your court.
340
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:26,553
(clicks tongue)
341
00:11:26,556 --> 00:11:28,491
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.
342
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:34,045
Okay. I'm just gonna set this
343
00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:37,163
right here between you.
344
00:11:37,165 --> 00:11:40,466
And remember, just one hand at a time.
345
00:11:40,468 --> 00:11:41,685
Thank you, Meemaw.
346
00:11:41,688 --> 00:11:43,555
I'll just be upstairs,
347
00:11:43,558 --> 00:11:45,693
unless I'm downstairs.
348
00:11:45,696 --> 00:11:47,573
(whispers): I could be anywhere.
349
00:11:47,575 --> 00:11:48,810
Got it.
350
00:11:50,178 --> 00:11:51,577
- Sorry about her.
- Oh, no,
351
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,445
I like that you and your
grandma are so close.
352
00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,748
- You do?
- I think it's cool.
353
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,785
Yeah, she's cool. We're pretty close.
354
00:11:58,787 --> 00:12:00,352
I was close to my grandma, too.
355
00:12:00,354 --> 00:12:01,623
Grandmas are the best.
356
00:12:01,626 --> 00:12:03,354
Yeah.
357
00:12:03,357 --> 00:12:05,992
Mine died earlier this year.
358
00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:07,756
Oh.
359
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:08,861
I'm sorry.
360
00:12:08,863 --> 00:12:10,699
Yeah, it's... it's okay.
361
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,833
So, should we start the movie?
362
00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:15,603
Totally.
363
00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:20,806
(movie playing quietly)
364
00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,209
Is she just gonna sit
upstairs by herself?
365
00:12:23,211 --> 00:12:24,343
Oh, yeah, she loves it.
366
00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:25,678
Probably knitting.
367
00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:27,716
My grandma knitted.
368
00:12:31,510 --> 00:12:33,218
Hey, think she'd want to watch with us?
369
00:12:33,221 --> 00:12:34,687
Oh, no, she's fine.
370
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:37,089
I just know if I had the chance
371
00:12:37,091 --> 00:12:39,826
to watch one more movie with my grandma,
372
00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:42,028
I'd hate to pass it up.
373
00:12:42,030 --> 00:12:43,395
(sighs)
374
00:12:43,397 --> 00:12:44,966
Meemaw!
375
00:12:46,634 --> 00:12:49,668
So what's goin' on here?
376
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,238
I really don't know.
377
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,007
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?
378
00:12:55,009 --> 00:12:56,242
Good.
379
00:12:56,244 --> 00:12:57,710
Just good?
380
00:12:57,712 --> 00:13:00,346
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal
381
00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,420
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat
382
00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:04,972
- to the next pep rally.
- (chuckles)
383
00:13:04,975 --> 00:13:06,886
I gotta be honest, it'd be going better
384
00:13:06,888 --> 00:13:08,855
if Pastor Rob would stay in his lane.
385
00:13:08,857 --> 00:13:11,050
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.
386
00:13:11,053 --> 00:13:13,292
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk
387
00:13:13,294 --> 00:13:15,661
like they should be treated
nice and not get yelled at.
388
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:18,197
Oh. Well, he's one of those, huh?
389
00:13:18,199 --> 00:13:19,323
Yeah.
390
00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:20,865
So I can get rid of him?
391
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,000
Hell no.
392
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:24,069
We just beat Pineview by 28 points.
393
00:13:24,072 --> 00:13:26,672
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?
394
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,407
Well, I think I deserve a little credit.
395
00:13:28,409 --> 00:13:29,776
Fine, good job.
396
00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:32,344
- Mustache boy stays.
- Oh, come on.
397
00:13:32,346 --> 00:13:35,147
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.
398
00:13:35,149 --> 00:13:37,549
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?
399
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:38,684
That's right.
400
00:13:38,686 --> 00:13:39,819
What if we lose?
401
00:13:39,821 --> 00:13:41,020
Then you're gonna get murdered
402
00:13:41,022 --> 00:13:43,091
by a guy wearing a pink cowboy hat.
403
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,892
- Dad, I have a question for you.
- (sighs)
404
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,594
Not a good time, Sheldon.
405
00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:51,330
Please, it's really important.
406
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:54,000
Whatever it is, fine.
407
00:13:54,002 --> 00:13:56,702
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!
408
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:59,100
- What?
- MARY: George!
409
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,856
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.
410
00:14:05,859 --> 00:14:07,459
They won't even let
me drop out of school.
411
00:14:07,461 --> 00:14:08,997
And even after I told
them that Bill Gates
412
00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:11,016
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.
413
00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:12,301
What did they say?
414
00:14:12,304 --> 00:14:13,904
They said, "We don't
care what your friends do,
415
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:15,773
- you're not dropping out."
- Well, Sheldon,
416
00:14:15,776 --> 00:14:17,122
I know it's disappointing,
417
00:14:17,125 --> 00:14:19,575
but, uh, I think they just have
418
00:14:19,578 --> 00:14:21,461
your best interests at heart.
419
00:14:21,463 --> 00:14:22,692
They said that, too.
420
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,450
And for every Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,
421
00:14:25,453 --> 00:14:27,400
there's a Paul Labiscous.
422
00:14:27,402 --> 00:14:28,468
Who's that?
423
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:29,902
Exactly.
424
00:14:29,904 --> 00:14:32,872
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.
425
00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,106
Well, you could go
back to the university.
426
00:14:35,109 --> 00:14:36,809
They were willing to fund it.
427
00:14:36,811 --> 00:14:38,445
No, they wanted to
control the whole thing.
428
00:14:38,447 --> 00:14:40,580
I want somebody who will
just give me the money,
429
00:14:40,582 --> 00:14:42,114
let me work on my own schedule
430
00:14:42,116 --> 00:14:44,016
and not expect me to
listen to their dumb ideas.
431
00:14:44,018 --> 00:14:46,385
I don't think rich people who give money
432
00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:49,689
like being told their ideas are dumb.
433
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:51,223
This is fun. Not a lot of people
434
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,225
I can talk to, scientist to scientist.
435
00:14:53,227 --> 00:14:55,895
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.
436
00:14:55,898 --> 00:14:57,004
You're not a scientist;
437
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,798
you're just a rich man that
no one will be honest to
438
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,667
because everyone wants your money.
439
00:15:00,669 --> 00:15:02,101
What happened?
440
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:03,470
He found my honesty delightful
441
00:15:03,472 --> 00:15:05,171
and gave the university a lot of money.
442
00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:07,239
- Impressive.
- I know.
443
00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:10,244
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?
444
00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,435
Oh.
445
00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:15,648
(phone ringing)
446
00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:17,051
Hello?
447
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,481
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.
448
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,587
Oh, hi... Hey, I mean... Hi.
449
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:22,684
It was, uh,
450
00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,190
fun hanging out with
you the other night.
451
00:15:24,192 --> 00:15:26,325
I thought maybe we could do it again.
452
00:15:26,327 --> 00:15:28,260
Totally. We could go to the mall.
453
00:15:28,262 --> 00:15:29,862
Or we could go mini-golfing.
454
00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:31,051
I was thinking
455
00:15:31,054 --> 00:15:33,332
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.
456
00:15:34,361 --> 00:15:35,560
And do what?
457
00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:36,835
I don't know, uh,
458
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,838
we could play a board game,
459
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:40,043
or...
460
00:15:40,046 --> 00:15:42,674
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.
461
00:15:42,677 --> 00:15:44,544
I guess that could be fun.
462
00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:46,946
Great. It's a date.
463
00:15:46,948 --> 00:15:48,981
Right. You and me.
464
00:15:48,983 --> 00:15:51,119
At your meemaw's. Can't wait. Bye.
465
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:55,087
♪ ♪
466
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,788
- (indistinct chatter)
- All right!
467
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,207
Hands in, "team" on three.
468
00:15:59,210 --> 00:16:01,427
Wait. Isn't Pastor
Rob gonna pray with us?
469
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:03,730
Well, he's late and
we got a game to play.
470
00:16:03,732 --> 00:16:05,598
Actually, we have a few minutes.
471
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,433
Thanks, Wayne.
472
00:16:07,435 --> 00:16:10,036
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.
473
00:16:10,038 --> 00:16:11,871
Circle up.
474
00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,239
Heavenly Father,
475
00:16:13,242 --> 00:16:15,574
bless this team and
the hands that catch...
476
00:16:15,577 --> 00:16:17,610
- the-the ball...
- Oh, boy.
477
00:16:17,612 --> 00:16:19,731
...the feet that run and...
478
00:16:19,734 --> 00:16:20,967
and kick...
479
00:16:20,970 --> 00:16:23,248
ROB: Hey, y'all! Sorry, guys.
480
00:16:23,251 --> 00:16:24,551
Sorry I'm late, Coach.
481
00:16:24,553 --> 00:16:26,452
Oh, Pastor Rob's here, you can stop.
482
00:16:26,454 --> 00:16:27,587
ROB: No, no, George,
483
00:16:27,589 --> 00:16:29,410
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.
484
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,791
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.
485
00:16:31,793 --> 00:16:32,992
(team agreeing)
486
00:16:32,994 --> 00:16:34,927
It's fine, go ahead.
487
00:16:34,929 --> 00:16:36,364
- All right.
- Oh.
488
00:16:37,465 --> 00:16:38,731
(exhales)
489
00:16:38,733 --> 00:16:40,867
Heavenly Father, bless this team...
490
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,231
- Exactly what I said.
- Shh.
491
00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:43,938
ROB: Help these young men...
492
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,387
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.
493
00:16:49,390 --> 00:16:50,589
This is exciting.
494
00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,110
So will you give us the funding?
495
00:16:52,113 --> 00:16:53,285
Well, it's a lot of money,
496
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,778
but my horoscope did
say take a chance today.
497
00:16:56,781 --> 00:16:59,567
You're, uh, making a
big financial decision
498
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:01,419
based on astrology?
499
00:17:01,422 --> 00:17:03,923
I know, I'm such a Gemini, right?
500
00:17:03,925 --> 00:17:05,684
That's ridiculous.
501
00:17:05,687 --> 00:17:07,358
The alignment of the planets and stars
502
00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,495
has no correlation to
your success or failure.
503
00:17:09,497 --> 00:17:10,930
Ah, this is great.
504
00:17:10,932 --> 00:17:13,450
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.
505
00:17:13,453 --> 00:17:14,586
This isn't a debate.
506
00:17:14,589 --> 00:17:16,421
Rebuttal: Yes, it is.
507
00:17:16,424 --> 00:17:17,636
There we go again.
508
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:18,904
(chuckles)
509
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,573
Oh, I gotta tell ya,
510
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,909
making lab furniture has made me rich,
511
00:17:22,911 --> 00:17:26,245
but this, this is what I really love.
512
00:17:26,247 --> 00:17:27,903
Now, just to be clear,
513
00:17:27,906 --> 00:17:30,907
we're looking for a
financier, not a partner.
514
00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,067
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.
515
00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:35,673
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.
516
00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:38,591
Just a wealthy, wealthy wet nurse.
517
00:17:38,593 --> 00:17:39,989
What does that mean?
518
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,840
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another...
519
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,931
No, no, I know what it means, I
just meant what does he mean?
520
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,967
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.
521
00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:49,736
Anything you need, I'm your guy.
522
00:17:49,738 --> 00:17:51,337
But I'm still in charge, right?
523
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:53,339
Did NASA fake the moon landing?
524
00:17:53,341 --> 00:17:54,590
No.
525
00:17:54,593 --> 00:17:56,775
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.
526
00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:58,544
Oh, we're gonna have so much fun.
527
00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,079
(chuckles)
528
00:18:00,081 --> 00:18:02,048
(cheering, band playing)
529
00:18:02,050 --> 00:18:04,550
(indistinct announcement)
530
00:18:04,552 --> 00:18:06,552
(cheering)
531
00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:08,755
QUARTERBACK: Close to 23. Hut, hut!
532
00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:11,157
(grunting)
533
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,391
(blows whistle)
534
00:18:12,393 --> 00:18:13,425
Ah, damn!
535
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:14,560
- Time!
- (blows whistle)
536
00:18:14,562 --> 00:18:16,362
What do you want to do, Coach?
537
00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:19,899
Send in the field goal
unit, we gotta go for a tie.
538
00:18:19,901 --> 00:18:21,832
Ooh...
539
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,002
What?
540
00:18:23,004 --> 00:18:24,570
Nothing.
541
00:18:24,572 --> 00:18:25,805
Not my place.
542
00:18:25,807 --> 00:18:27,874
You got something to say, let's hear it.
543
00:18:27,876 --> 00:18:29,108
I just don't think
544
00:18:29,110 --> 00:18:30,255
they're gonna expect you to go for it.
545
00:18:30,257 --> 00:18:32,544
You fake a field goal, you
might catch 'em off guard.
546
00:18:32,546 --> 00:18:35,106
Actually, Pastor Rob, at this level
547
00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,516
- that kind of play never...
- Hang on, Wayne.
548
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:40,119
Rob got us a win last week all on his own.
549
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,489
Who are we to say no?
550
00:18:42,938 --> 00:18:44,404
Are you sure?
551
00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:45,474
Yeah, I'm sure.
552
00:18:45,477 --> 00:18:46,923
What's the worst that could happen?
553
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,294
- We could lose.
- Yep.
554
00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:51,530
And who would we blame?
555
00:18:51,532 --> 00:18:53,965
Change of plans, we're running the fake.
556
00:18:53,968 --> 00:18:55,334
- Really?
- Yeah, you heard me.
557
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,903
Come on, let's go.
558
00:18:56,905 --> 00:18:58,137
(cheering)
559
00:18:58,139 --> 00:18:59,906
- (whistle blows)
- All right! Let's go!
560
00:18:59,908 --> 00:19:02,074
PASTOR ROB: Let's go, guys!
561
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:03,442
♪ ♪
562
00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:05,177
I don't want to tell
you how to do your job,
563
00:19:05,179 --> 00:19:07,479
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.
564
00:19:07,481 --> 00:19:10,149
(crowd cheering)
565
00:19:10,151 --> 00:19:12,184
All right, let's go.
566
00:19:12,186 --> 00:19:15,621
(indistinct chatter)
567
00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,258
Hut, hut!
568
00:19:22,002 --> 00:19:23,662
- (cheering)
- ANNOUNCER: Touchdown!
569
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:25,700
(cheering wildly)
570
00:19:30,682 --> 00:19:32,104
(whooping)
571
00:19:32,106 --> 00:19:33,605
George, you crazy son-of-a-bitch,
572
00:19:33,631 --> 00:19:35,354
I can't believe you pulled that off!
573
00:19:35,357 --> 00:19:36,354
Me, neither.
574
00:19:36,357 --> 00:19:38,343
Looks like we make a
pretty good team, George.
575
00:19:38,346 --> 00:19:39,779
Yeah!
576
00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:41,716
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!
577
00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:47,787
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
578
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:49,157
(laughter, cheering)
579
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,501
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?
580
00:19:56,504 --> 00:19:59,505
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.
581
00:20:00,334 --> 00:20:01,934
Who?
582
00:20:01,936 --> 00:20:03,482
Oh, uh, sorry.
583
00:20:03,485 --> 00:20:05,506
You just remind me of my grandma.
584
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,740
I tell you what, why
don't you help Missy,
585
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,513
and I'm gonna start the dishes.
586
00:20:10,516 --> 00:20:12,382
Oh, uh, while the cookies are baking,
587
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:14,613
maybe you could teach
me how to play gin rummy.
588
00:20:14,616 --> 00:20:17,505
All right, we're done here.
589
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,218
- What?
- You heard me.
590
00:20:19,220 --> 00:20:20,820
Are you breaking up with me?
591
00:20:20,822 --> 00:20:22,755
Yeah. You can go now.
592
00:20:22,757 --> 00:20:25,660
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.
593
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,325
Oh, I'll get the cards.
594
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,730
(sighs)
595
00:20:30,733 --> 00:20:35,263
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