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[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ Gonna do it my way ♪
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♪ Goin' for the gold ♪
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♪ Gonna do it my way... ♪
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Wait, you're gonna be what?
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The new God. Isn't that great?
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So your Dad's gonna retire,
and he chose you to replace him?
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Well, not in so many words.
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He asked me and Amenadiel
to keep it a secret,
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so it's obvious he wants
it to be one of us.
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- And Amenadiel doesn't want it?
- Nope. It's all mine.
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What about all the other angels?
Are they gonna be okay with this?
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No, they'll have more
opinions than Twitter,
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but Heaven's never been a democracy.
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It's best they don't find out
until Dad makes it official.
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But why you?
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Because I would be a much better
God than my father ever was.
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No, but why would you
even want to be God?
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[HUFFS]
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Never mind the why. This is
gonna be great, Detective.
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Lots of changes when I'm in charge.
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War eradicated, world hunger satiated.
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Hangovers... never should have
existed in the first place. [LAUGHS]
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[ENGINE REVS]
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You know, I really thought
you'd be more excited about this.
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Sorry.
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[SIGHS] I guess I'm just
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trying to wrap my mind around
what all of this means.
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- Means?
- For us. Yeah.
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Oh, well, it won't change a thing.
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In fact, things will only get better.
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I'll become omniscient, omnipotent,
omnipresent. All the omnis.
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But how is that good
for our relationship?
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I'll be there for you whenever
and wherever you need me.
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I'll know exactly what you're thinking.
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That's not at all dangerous.
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Well, I'll know exactly when
you want me to do that thing
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you like, for example.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Look, Detective, this is
a good thing. Trust me.
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I do. I just...
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You need time to process.
Of course you do.
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Well, in the meantime, how
about business as usual?
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Nice little murder, take
your mind off things?
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ Rise up, you never fall ♪
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♪ Time to lay down the law, whoa! ♪
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Could you imagine being
ripped apart by a shark?
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Do I have to?
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What do you think the
worst part would be?
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Those big ole teeth
tearing into your skin,
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the water filling your
lungs as you scream
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or the heart attack from
the sheer terror of it all?
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You never cease to amaze me, Ella.
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I mean, even the darkest, most
morbid stuff gets you excited,
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and that's because you know all
this work's gonna help somebody.
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Yeah.
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[LUCIFER] Sharks, one of Earth's
most misunderstood creatures.
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Definitely correcting that when I'm God.
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So, who do we have here?
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Bruna Lorenzoni, 33, chief
operator of the aquarium.
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Pieces were found scattered in the tank.
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Obviously, death by shark, right?
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Wrong!
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See, this wound right here is
way deeper than any sort of tooth.
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Cleaner cut too, made
by some sort of blade.
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She was dead before she hit the water.
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So the killer dumped the body,
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hoping the sharks would hide the murder?
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Should've known we'd
smell something fishy.
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- Aww, Dad joke, nice.
- Thanks. I'm practicing.
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We've located all of her
pieces except her left arm.
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And the fingernails
on the hand we do have
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show some sign of struggle, so I
sent the samples back to the lab.
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Her pieces were in the
water for a long time,
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so it's gonna be tough,
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but maybe our victim nabbed
some of the killer's DNA.
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- Who found the body?
- Elizabeth Newman.
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The aquarium's owner.
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I came in this morning because
Bruna wasn't returning my calls.
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I never imagined I'd find her like...
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like that.
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Oh, this is a nightmare.
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I don't know how to do
any of this without her.
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Do you know of anyone
who would want Bruna dead?
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No, I have no idea.
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She was a pillar of our
marine conservation community.
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Oceans wouldn't need saving if my father
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hadn't been slacking. Just saying.
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Who had access to the
aquarium grounds after hours?
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[HESITATES] I don't know.
Bruna ran everything.
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I love our animals as much as she does,
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but these days I'm just
more of the money person.
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Yeah. Uh, Detective, I just realized,
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when I'm God, I'll know the
answers to all your questions.
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No more asking useless
people like Lizzie here.
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Okay, well, you are not God yet,
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so that is not helpful right now.
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Well, I'm just trying
to get you as excited
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about my new promotion as...
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I am.
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Excuse me.
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Brother, what are you doing here?
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You weren't answering your phone.
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Have you heard the news?
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Father's back.
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Really?
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But why do you look so worried?
He's still retiring, isn't he?
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Oh, yeah, that's
definitely still happening.
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Excellent. Well, I should go talk to him
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and get his blessing before our
meddlesome siblings find out.
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Yeah.
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About that...
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[CHATTERING]
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[MAN] Thanks, Pop.
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Oh, bloody Hell!
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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- [GOD] Hot dogs or burgers, my children?
- [LUCIFER] Rude.
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I didn't get an invitation.
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Not even Gabriel's e-vite?
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Well, she emails too much.
I send her straight to spam.
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Hi, guys! Heard you talking about me.
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Long time no see.
Glad you could make it.
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- Archangels, assemble!
- [CHUCKLES]
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Azrael says hi, wishes
she could be here,
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but you know, no rest
for the Angel of Death.
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[BOTH SIGH] Hey, Gabriel.
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So, Amenadiel, someone's
been a busy angel.
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Spill. I wanna know everything
about your baby mama.
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Like I would tell anything
to the Angel of Gossip.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- It's Angel of Messages, but whatever.
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I got plenty of hot goss without you.
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Have you heard?
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Dad's getting old, and he's losing it.
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Who told you that?
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Michael.
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At first we were like, "What? No way!"
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But then we heard that
Dad was making people sing,
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turned himself mortal, lost
his powers, exploded a human.
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He put the human back together again.
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Can we please talk about
the immediate problem here?
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Like all of us archangels
gathered here on Earth,
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out in the open for
all of humanity to see!
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Relax, brother, this is LA.
No one will even notice.
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Anyway, if you'll excuse us, sister,
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we would like to have a
chat with dear old Dad.
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[CHUCKLES] Remiel.
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It's good to see you, brother.
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Sister.
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Ha! Nothing.
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Who invited the Devil to
our gathering of angels?
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Brother Zadkiel,
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still taking your Angel of
Righteousness role
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too seriously, I see.
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[INHALES, SPITS]
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How dare you!
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That's not a godly way to behave, Lucy.
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You're right.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, my sons.
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Welcome to my retirement party.
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Can you smell what I'm cooking?
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I learned that phrase from Linda.
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Dad, I thought your retirement
was supposed to be a secret.
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It was, and thank you for keeping it.
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Father, we couldn't find you
after you disappeared
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from Lucifer's penthouse.
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Were you off planning your retirement?
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- Oh, I should do that, shouldn't I?
- [GABRIEL] So, Dad.
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Since you're retiring, there'll be a
new you, right? Who's it gonna be?
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If it's a secret, you can whisper
it in my ear. I won't tell a soul.
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[REMIEL] It's obvious
who will replace Father.
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- It's Amenadiel.
- [WOMAN] Yes!
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[SCOFFS] Well, actually, it's
not going to be Amenadiel.
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It's going to be the
handsomest of us all.
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Hanjobadiel?
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No, not Hanjobadiel.
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It's going to be me.
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- [MURMURING]
- What?
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- No.
- Amenadiel, tell him it's you.
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Remy, I'm sorry, but, uh...
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Lucifer has my full support.
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How can that be? Of all the
angels that are worthy...
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Who is more qualified
than me? Good point.
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I ran Hell for millennia.
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Have any of you run your own kingdom?
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Even so much as a taco truck?
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[EXHALES] Didn't think so. [SNIFFS]
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Brother, you know I've
always followed your lead.
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Okay? But I cannot
support the Fallen One.
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Father, this is your choice.
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Not theirs.
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Tell us who you choose to
be your successor. Please.
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Why don't you stay out of this
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with your swirly staff and
your bloody medieval...
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Children, children, please,
one thing at a time.
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My retirement plan, then my successor.
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[GROANS]
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But first, who wants
another hot dog? [LAUGHS]
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[GROANS]
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Detective, I'm afraid
that there has been
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a speed bump in my road to becoming God.
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Oh, no, really?
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Yes, before Dad names me God
2.0, he needs a retirement plan.
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So, I thought, what better way
to prove that I'm God material
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than to make his plans for him?
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Huh. Okay. Got it.
Well, in Earthly matters,
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we finished interviewing
everybody at the aquarium,
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and aside from a few
endangered fish gone missing,
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we've learned that... Lucifer.
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- Hmm?
- We have a lead.
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On one of these retirement homes?
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- No, on the case.
- Oh.
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A few employees said Bruna
was arguing with her husband.
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They overheard him making threats to her
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on some screaming match over the phone.
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You should bring him in.
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You think?
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Yes, I threatened my wife.
I threatened to leave her.
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That stupid aquarium
was her entire life.
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She paid zero attention
to anything else.
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Including you?
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Me, our children, our dogs, housework.
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She couldn't even keep up
with her Fitbit challenges.
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The night she died,
you know where I was?
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Home. Taking care of our
two sick kids, by myself.
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So you're giving us your alibi?
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I watch cop shows. I
know how this works.
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You'll find plenty of footage of me
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covered in kid vomit on our nanny cam.
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Bruna's employees heard you
screaming over the phone.
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Was that also about
her never being around?
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That was mostly about the affair.
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She was making late night calls
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to some restaurant owner named Jeremy.
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I followed her to his house,
but all they did was argue.
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Turns out it wasn't an affair.
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It was just about her fish.
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[CHUCKLES] Even that was about work.
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Part of me hoped she was cheating on me,
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just to prove that her aquarium
wasn't her entire universe.
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Her universe?
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Would you say she was sort
of the god of the aquarium?
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Sure.
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A god who didn't have time for
the one who loved her the most.
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Me.
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Lucifer, are you hearing this?
248
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,350
His godlike wife didn't
have time for him.
249
00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:31,649
- God, you say?
- Mm-hmm.
250
00:11:33,317 --> 00:11:36,107
[GASPS] Which one of
these retirement homes
251
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,694
do you think that your godlike
wife would enjoy the most?
252
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,446
Uh, Golden Oldies has
the best salad bar,
253
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,765
but you can't beat Big
Sleep's water aerobics.
254
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,105
Retirement? What are you...
255
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,499
Bruna is dead.
256
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,502
Right.
257
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,208
Right, well, if you were God,
258
00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,966
which one do you think you'd
like to spend your eternity in?
259
00:11:57,992 --> 00:11:59,035
I wouldn't.
260
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,133
[SNIFFLES] Not without
my wife by my side.
261
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,926
Well, that doesn't help me at all.
262
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:06,600
My dad's wife is in another dimension.
263
00:12:07,235 --> 00:12:08,247
I'm so sorry.
264
00:12:08,252 --> 00:12:12,518
But maybe Dad could
do with a new partner.
265
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,543
Well, that's it. Forget
retirement homes.
266
00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,230
You've given me a much better idea.
267
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,984
Excuse me, what about the case?
You haven't even been listening.
268
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,485
Yes, I was.
269
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:25,823
Aquarium, Fitbit, kid vomit,
restaurant owner named Jeremy.
270
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:27,329
- [GRUMBLES]
- Wait.
271
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,207
It's not Jeremy of
Jeremy's Fine Food, is it?
272
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:37,460
Oh. Detective, Jeremy is
known in certain circles
273
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:40,176
for serving rare, illegal animals.
274
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,923
The aquarium's missing fish.
275
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,843
If Bruna found out someone
was selling the fish to Jeremy
276
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,138
and confronted him about it,
that's definitely motive for murder.
277
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,143
[SCOFFS]
278
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:51,832
Hmm?
279
00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:53,464
[GROANS]
280
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,264
Having a soul is the worst.
281
00:12:58,269 --> 00:13:01,108
- But isn't that what you wanted?
- Yeah, until I got one.
282
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,490
Got Eve and...
283
00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,702
turns out having a soul
mate that can die...
284
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,288
It's torture.
285
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,853
There's also something very special
286
00:13:12,857 --> 00:13:16,582
about the limited time
we have with someone.
287
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:19,048
Maybe you could focus
on what you do have
288
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,545
instead of what you don't.
289
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:22,635
[SCOFFS]
290
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,347
Not when I know Eve
will end up in Heaven.
291
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,225
Where I can never go.
292
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:33,062
You don't know that she's
gonna end up in Heaven.
293
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:38,921
She's the brightest, nicest,
most caring, honest person ever.
294
00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:40,553
Of course she's going to Heaven.
295
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,651
Now that you have a new
soul, maybe you'll go too.
296
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,534
With all the terrible things
I've done, Linda? Come on.
297
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,949
Definitely going to Hell.
298
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:54,537
But wasn't there a time that all
you wanted was to go back there?
299
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,561
Yeah, as Hell's torturer.
300
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,444
But with a soul, if I die,
301
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,571
I'll turn up as one of the tortured.
302
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,744
[EXHALES]
303
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,054
Oh, God.
304
00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,353
I know how they're gonna torture me.
305
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,148
I've gotta go fix this.
306
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:24,483
♪ If you only knew
how much I loved you ♪
307
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:29,159
♪ The sky would open up and
show from Heaven above... ♪
308
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:30,935
Detective!
309
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,869
Lucifer. You look handsome.
310
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,353
You look good enough to eat.
311
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,454
[LAUGHS]
312
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,876
Um, why are we at Jeremy's
right now, dressed like this?
313
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,752
Weren't we gonna confront him tomorrow?
314
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,798
Why put off till tomorrow what we
can do tonight whilst drinking wine?
315
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:51,427
Besides, if we confront him head-on,
he'll surely deny, deny, deny.
316
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,537
But if we get him to sell us
317
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:56,724
one of his deliciously
illegal meats, then voila!
318
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,350
[IN FRENCH ACCENT] Leverage.
319
00:14:58,355 --> 00:15:01,317
- [NORMAL ACCENT] Leverage.
- So like a sting-date combo.
320
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,274
You know, that's a nice
work-life balance, Lucifer.
321
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,879
Maybe I don't need to be so worried
322
00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:08,404
about you becoming God after all.
323
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,037
- Well, I told you. [CHUCKLES]
- I know.
324
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:15,534
It'll be nice to have some
alone time, just the two of us.
325
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,702
[LUCIFER] Mm.
326
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,707
[GOD] Son.
327
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,998
- Uh, and your dad.
- [LUCIFER EXHALES]
328
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,379
[WOMAN] Chloe.
329
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,635
And my mom.
330
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,493
Oh, ready for our double Decker date?
331
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,763
[CHUCKLES]
332
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,433
[LUCIFER SIGHS]
333
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,310
- [CHLOE, GOD] Hmm.
- [WOMAN] Oh!
334
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:44,104
- Good to see you two finally together.
- [LUCIFER CHUCKLES]
335
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:48,317
Hmm! On a surprise, totally
without warning, double date.
336
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,487
Oh, you didn't know either?
Well, that explains a lot.
337
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:53,781
My daughter never invites me to dinner.
338
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,990
[CHUCKLES]
339
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,158
I was blindsided too.
340
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,911
Impossible, Dad, you're omniscient.
341
00:15:58,916 --> 00:15:59,916
Dad?
342
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:04,750
Well, we haven't been
properly introduced.
343
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,710
- I'm Penelope.
- I know.
344
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:09,672
Aww, you know my work.
Well, points already.
345
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,173
And your name is?
346
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,424
You can call me God.
347
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:14,259
Frey! Godfrey is his name.
348
00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:16,345
Yeah, I thought you two would get along.
349
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:19,056
Dad is retiring, and
Penelope herself is retired.
350
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,809
- [HESITATES] I am not retired.
- [LUCIFER] No?
351
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,352
Who told you that? My agent?
352
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,815
Oh! Sorry, my mistake. Well,
you have other things in common.
353
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,442
You've both lost spouses.
So, there's that.
354
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:31,735
Your wife died?
355
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,821
No, she's just in her own universe.
356
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,574
Isn't that just how
relationships fall apart?
357
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,994
My John and I, we were the opposite.
358
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,767
We were totally connected.
359
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:46,839
- Totally supportive of each other.
- Hmm.
360
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,607
What? You don't agree?
361
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,635
[INHALES] Well, he was...
362
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,925
completely supportive of you.
363
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:58,004
He gave up his dream
of becoming a detective
364
00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,763
to support your career.
365
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:01,478
And you're saying that's my fault?
366
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,231
Children. They blame us for everything.
367
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,147
Right? As if we created the world.
368
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,112
[LAUGHING]
369
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,366
So...
370
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,905
tell me, Godfrey.
371
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,616
How long have you been this handsome?
372
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,831
Hmm.
373
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,295
[BARKING]
374
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:30,007
[PANTING] All right.
375
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,635
[SHUSHING]
376
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:37,890
One, two, three.
377
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,137
[DOOR OPENS]
378
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:43,015
Maze! Maze, what are you doing?
379
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:45,272
[SIGHS] Nothing.
380
00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:49,438
I can't do it.
381
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,689
Can't do what?
382
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,901
[SIGHS] Something
I'll feel guilty about.
383
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,699
[SIGHS] Why, Maze?
384
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,534
[SIGHS]
385
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:01,705
Because that'll be what Squee
tortures me with in Hell, okay?
386
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:05,125
I know what my Hell loop is going to be.
387
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:09,625
I was trying to change it.
388
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,715
So you'd rather be a puppy murderer?
389
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,178
I'm going to be trapped in
that hospital room, Amenadiel.
390
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:18,717
Breaking Eve's heart.
391
00:18:18,722 --> 00:18:22,643
Losing her over and over and over.
392
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020
Forever.
393
00:18:27,731 --> 00:18:29,061
Maybe not, Maze.
394
00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:31,146
[SHUDDERS]
395
00:18:31,151 --> 00:18:34,566
When Lucifer becomes God,
you can just ask him for help.
396
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,985
Hold on. Lucifer's doing what?
397
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,134
He's taking over after
our father retires.
398
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,400
I'm sure it's gonna be
no problem for him
399
00:18:41,405 --> 00:18:43,055
to change the rules of Hell for you.
400
00:18:45,232 --> 00:18:46,328
You got this, right?
401
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,538
- What?
- Yep, okay.
402
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:51,125
No. No, no, no, no, no.
Maze, what are you doing?
403
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,383
- Maze! Don't... [GROANS]
- [URINATING]
404
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:01,635
My little rebel made such
a mess in that garden.
405
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,721
[PENELOPE AND GOD LAUGH]
406
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:08,709
Chloe's most difficult phase
were her Goth years.
407
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,253
[CHUCKLING] Hot Topic
almost bankrupted us.
408
00:19:11,258 --> 00:19:12,980
- [GOD CHUCKLES]
- Okay.
409
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,608
Enough with the childhood
embarrassing stories, thank you.
410
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,866
Godfrey, why don't you
tell us about your old job?
411
00:19:19,349 --> 00:19:22,311
What kind of work-life
balance did you have?
412
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,945
I actually didn't have much of a life.
413
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,251
It was pretty much all work.
414
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,757
I'm sure he's exaggerating.
415
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:40,012
Caused a lot of problems
between me and my wife.
416
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,724
She always felt like I didn't
have enough time for her.
417
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,936
Maybe she was right.
418
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,770
- Oh.
- Ready to order entrees?
419
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,272
- I'm not hungry.
- I'm vegan.
420
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,358
- What? Since when?
- Okay, I'll order for the table.
421
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:00,378
[WAITER] Excellent. Would you like
to hear our specials for the evening?
422
00:20:00,382 --> 00:20:01,967
Well, actually, um...
423
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,908
[WHISPERS] I'm interested
in your special specials.
424
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,332
I'm in the mood for some Asian arowana.
425
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,613
Sir, we don't serve
endangered animals here.
426
00:20:11,618 --> 00:20:13,123
That's not what I heard.
427
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,125
I'd like to speak with
the owner, please.
428
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,007
Sorry, sir, you have the wrong idea.
429
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:21,340
Well, I think we just blew our shot.
430
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:23,889
Oh, merely a slight snag.
431
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,929
Anyway, let's concentrate
on what's important here.
432
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,164
Your mom and my dad.
A match made in Heaven.
433
00:20:29,169 --> 00:20:31,308
Excuse me. Jeremy Morgan, I'm the owner.
434
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,253
And I want to apologize
for our waiter's behavior.
435
00:20:34,258 --> 00:20:36,813
He had no idea we had
such an important guest.
436
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,190
That's quite all right.
437
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,484
Miss Decker, I'm a a huge fan.
438
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,093
[CHUCKLES] Althea: Queen of the Quarks,
439
00:20:42,097 --> 00:20:44,279
that should have won you an Oscar.
440
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,406
[LAUGHS] Oh, my!
441
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,118
Well, thank you. And I totally agree.
442
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,246
[JEREMY] It is an honor to
have you in my restaurant.
443
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,707
Now, we don't normally serve
first-timers from our secret menu,
444
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,001
and sadly, we don't have any arowana,
445
00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,754
but I do have a delicacy
fit for a queen.
446
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,880
Oh.
447
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:05,342
[JEREMY] Ailuropoda melanoleuca tartare.
448
00:21:05,347 --> 00:21:08,225
Ooh, sounds so European.
449
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,806
- [GOD] You said you were vegan, right?
- Mm-hmm.
450
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,141
You sure you wanna eat panda?
451
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,309
Panda?
452
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,191
Jeremy Morgan, you're under arrest.
453
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:20,220
And I'm sure PETA will agree,
most likely going to Hell.
454
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,238
Yesterday, on my morning run,
455
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:29,788
I saw this guy about
to cross the street,
456
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,083
head in his phone, not paying attention,
457
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,295
moments away from walking into traffic.
458
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:43,260
And my mind started
picturing things. Like...
459
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,472
like, really vivid things.
460
00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:52,494
Which car would hit him first?
461
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,106
Which of his bones would shatter?
462
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,985
The position his body
would land on the ground.
463
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,365
Exactly how long it would
take him to bleed out.
464
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,703
Detail after detail.
465
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,958
I eventually snapped out of it, but...
466
00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:16,872
it was too late.
467
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:18,690
- He got hit?
- No.
468
00:22:18,695 --> 00:22:20,751
No, he... He looked up in time.
469
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,878
- But that, that's not the point.
- [SIGHS]
470
00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:27,971
The point is that helping him
wasn't my first thought.
471
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:30,177
[VOICE BREAKING] Or my second.
472
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,850
Or my third.
473
00:22:33,101 --> 00:22:35,020
[CRYING] How messed up is that?
474
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:36,771
Ella.
475
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:41,813
You've been coming to see me
ever since you caught Pete.
476
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:46,865
And over all that time, you've
never taken a single day off.
477
00:22:48,992 --> 00:22:50,572
Maybe it's catching up to you.
478
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:53,497
No, no, no, no, the job
is what centers me.
479
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:57,292
Channels these thoughts
into some kind of purpose.
480
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,007
The truth is...
481
00:23:05,926 --> 00:23:08,345
I've been this way my entire life.
482
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,890
I've hidden it from everyone.
483
00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,142
[INHALES]
484
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,269
Dan, Chloe.
485
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:20,357
Everyone thinks I'm a good person.
486
00:23:20,841 --> 00:23:24,136
I told Amenadiel that I would
try to accept myself, but...
487
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,278
how?
488
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,175
How can I accept myself when
489
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:32,740
this darkness is such
a part of who I am?
490
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,627
[SIGHS] Why haven't
I heard anything yet?
491
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,255
- [CLEARS THROAT] Lucifer.
- I gave my Dad a phone.
492
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,966
The least he can do
is text me how it went.
493
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,344
As I was saying, we found your
freezer full of illegal meats.
494
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,549
Bruna found out, didn't she?
495
00:23:55,554 --> 00:23:57,424
She was gonna expose
you, so you killed her.
496
00:23:57,429 --> 00:24:00,809
I had nothing to do with
Bruna's death. I swear.
497
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:03,478
- Yes, I serve exotic meats.
- [PHONE WHOOSHES]
498
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,939
Any idea how hard it is
to run a restaurant in LA?
499
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:08,400
You have to innovate
just to stay in business.
500
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,318
The savage isn't lying about that.
501
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:12,404
- Oh, so you are with us?
- [PHONE CHIMING]
502
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:13,655
Sorry.
503
00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,241
So, Bruna wasn't aware
of what you were up to?
504
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,066
No, she was, but she
wasn't trying to stop me.
505
00:24:19,071 --> 00:24:20,871
She was trying to sell some of her fish.
506
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,224
Marine conservationist Bruna,
whose whole life was that aquarium?
507
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,592
I don't know about any of that.
508
00:24:25,597 --> 00:24:27,819
All I know is she approached
me a few months ago
509
00:24:27,823 --> 00:24:29,921
and offered to sell me
some bluefin tuna.
510
00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:32,526
It's hard to come by these
days, so I bought some.
511
00:24:32,531 --> 00:24:33,943
I have the wire transfers to prove it.
512
00:24:33,947 --> 00:24:36,304
If you guys were in business together,
what were you arguing about?
513
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,014
A week ago, she offered
me her rarest fish.
514
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,433
She said she needed
to sell $47,000 worth,
515
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,732
but I'd just maxed out
on my budget on...
516
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:47,105
[SIGHS] ... bald eagle.
517
00:24:47,110 --> 00:24:48,732
So I turned her down.
518
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,927
She freaked out and left,
519
00:24:50,932 --> 00:24:53,032
and that's the last time I
had any contact with her.
520
00:24:53,037 --> 00:24:54,938
- Where were you the night of the murder?
- At my restaurant.
521
00:24:54,942 --> 00:24:56,281
My employees can verify.
522
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:57,584
- [CHIMING]
- [LUCIFER] For Dad's sake.
523
00:24:57,588 --> 00:25:00,920
I know he has big fingers, but these
texts are simply indecipherable.
524
00:25:00,925 --> 00:25:05,187
I'm just gonna call him. Excuse
me, Detective. Wolfgang Yuck.
525
00:25:08,223 --> 00:25:10,225
We're gonna need those wire transfers.
526
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,096
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
527
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:21,311
[LUCIFER] Oh, come on, just
answer the bloody phone.
528
00:25:23,146 --> 00:25:26,458
Oh, there you are. So?
529
00:25:27,101 --> 00:25:28,601
How'd it go?
530
00:25:28,606 --> 00:25:31,406
Ready to ride off into the sunset
with a Decker of your own?
531
00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:33,932
Penelope is lovely.
532
00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:38,245
But she's a few millennia
too young for me.
533
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:43,291
Right. Okay. No double
Decker. [CHUCKLES]
534
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,331
Well, there's plenty
more fish in the sea.
535
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:49,000
I'll find you a match if it's
the last non-God thing I do.
536
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:52,045
Lucifer, you're not listening.
537
00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:57,097
There is and will always be
only one woman I will ever love.
538
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,930
Fine. Well, if you're gonna
be stubborn about it,
539
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:04,646
I'll plan a different element
of your retirement, then.
540
00:26:06,022 --> 00:26:07,022
Son.
541
00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:08,987
I don't need your help.
542
00:26:08,992 --> 00:26:11,244
I need to make sure
that everything's ready.
543
00:26:12,137 --> 00:26:13,137
Unless...
544
00:26:13,738 --> 00:26:16,528
Unless, of course, you just want
to name your successor now.
545
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:19,055
Perhaps someone who's
passionate about making plans,
546
00:26:19,059 --> 00:26:20,234
if you know what I mean?
547
00:26:20,239 --> 00:26:22,667
You mean someone who's
trying to get rid of me.
548
00:26:22,672 --> 00:26:27,881
I am trying to make your transition
as smooth as possible, Dad.
549
00:26:27,886 --> 00:26:30,555
Get everything moving so
you can just give me the...
550
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:34,634
give me the throne. [SIGHS]
551
00:26:36,886 --> 00:26:38,763
Everything in its time, son.
552
00:26:39,973 --> 00:26:40,973
For now...
553
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,562
I don't wanna hear you speak
a word of my retirement again.
554
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,477
Eh. Heard and understood.
555
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:51,922
You won't hear another word
about your retirement
556
00:26:51,927 --> 00:26:53,027
come out of these lips.
557
00:27:06,733 --> 00:27:07,733
Hole in one.
558
00:27:09,736 --> 00:27:11,530
- Again.
- [CHUCKLES]
559
00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,237
- This is fun.
- Huh.
560
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,322
But I know why we're really here.
561
00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:20,158
Lucifer asked you to talk
to me about my retirement.
562
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:21,163
He's delegating.
563
00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:24,851
One of the many requirements
of your job, right?
564
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:30,231
And you're sure you want
Lucifer to take my place?
565
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,319
Believe me, Dad, I...
566
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,447
have my reservations, but...
567
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,493
Lucifer's come a long way.
568
00:27:42,577 --> 00:27:45,080
And he does his best when
you put a little faith in him.
569
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,208
Huh.
570
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:51,256
So how many of these games
do you want me to win
571
00:27:51,261 --> 00:27:54,234
before we visit Lucifer's
retirement homes?
572
00:27:54,239 --> 00:27:56,241
[BOTH LAUGH]
573
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,593
I'm glad you're back, Dad.
574
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,133
I'm really enjoying spending
this kind of time with you.
575
00:28:02,138 --> 00:28:03,138
Me too, son.
576
00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:07,013
[CHUCKLES] But something's
been bothering me.
577
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:09,163
I mean, you're playing the perfect game.
578
00:28:09,168 --> 00:28:10,683
Should I take it easy on you?
579
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,190
No, no, that's not it.
That's not it. It's just...
580
00:28:13,817 --> 00:28:14,817
I don't know.
581
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,530
It doesn't seem to me
like you're losing it.
582
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,136
It is strange, isn't it?
583
00:28:21,141 --> 00:28:22,237
I feel fine.
584
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,244
When's the first time
you noticed a problem?
585
00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:28,957
I didn't. Michael did.
586
00:28:29,566 --> 00:28:30,609
A few months back.
587
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:32,793
Michael noticed?
588
00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:34,953
And did you feel like
589
00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:37,478
you were losing control
of your powers then?
590
00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:42,882
[EXHALES] Not right away, but
the more we talked about it,
591
00:28:42,887 --> 00:28:44,431
the more I realized I was.
592
00:28:48,601 --> 00:28:50,687
You know we angels
self-actualize, right?
593
00:28:51,396 --> 00:28:53,643
Dad, what if you self-actualize too?
594
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:55,900
What if you're doing this to yourself?
595
00:28:58,403 --> 00:28:59,607
Oh!
596
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:01,427
Amenadiel says Dad didn't want to see
597
00:29:01,432 --> 00:29:03,862
any of the rest homes I picked.
598
00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,238
- Huh.
- [SIGHS]
599
00:29:05,243 --> 00:29:09,164
Do you think maybe he's
reconsidering retiring, maybe?
600
00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,829
You don't want me to be God, do you?
601
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,545
Lucifer, this whole case,
you know, your mind has...
602
00:29:16,529 --> 00:29:17,542
been elsewhere.
603
00:29:17,547 --> 00:29:21,755
And I just wonder if when you're
actually ruling the universe,
604
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,219
you don't have time for us.
605
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:27,302
Just like your dad said that he
didn't have time for your mom.
606
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,977
Detective, I have told you, I'm
going to do things differently.
607
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:35,732
[CHUCKLES] Said every
child of every parent ever.
608
00:29:36,357 --> 00:29:39,230
Guys, so I checked Bruna's
secret wire account,
609
00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:40,857
and it confirms Jeremy's story.
610
00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,734
She was totally receiving
deposits from him.
611
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,019
- So she was selling her fish.
- [ELLA] That's not all.
612
00:29:45,024 --> 00:29:46,554
A few days before she was murdered,
613
00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:49,449
she received a mondo
transfer for $47,000.
614
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:52,076
The exact same amount that
Bruna told Jeremy she needed.
615
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:54,245
Mm-hmm. Now, I don't know
who sent the payment,
616
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,150
but I was able to track the routing info
617
00:29:56,155 --> 00:29:58,875
to an IP registered to this address.
618
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:05,804
[GRUNTING]
619
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:15,809
Huh! That sushi they're eating
could be Bruna's fish.
620
00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,023
Recognize anyone?
621
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,488
Oh! Yakuza tattoos.
622
00:30:20,493 --> 00:30:22,537
[GRUNTING]
623
00:30:26,910 --> 00:30:28,520
Wonderful. Who do you think's in charge?
624
00:30:28,525 --> 00:30:31,115
My guess. The impressive chap in red.
625
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,450
I'll get us an audience.
626
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:33,952
But we have a warrant.
627
00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:35,578
Well, respect will get us further.
628
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:37,439
And the quickest way
to earn that is to display
629
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,374
superior skills in battle.
630
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:41,000
Battle? Lucifer, no.
631
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:43,378
Relax, Detective, I'm
invulnerable, remember?
632
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,880
Besides, my dad has been
driving me up the wall.
633
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,512
I need to blow off some steam.
634
00:30:49,164 --> 00:30:50,176
Lucifer...
635
00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:52,809
[MEN MURMURING]
636
00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,890
Fancy another go?
637
00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,981
- [LAUGHING]
- Oh?
638
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:00,895
Very well, I'll go first.
639
00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:01,985
[SNARLS]
640
00:31:06,531 --> 00:31:08,741
Hai! [MAN GRUNTING]
641
00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:11,244
[GRUNTS]
642
00:31:14,038 --> 00:31:16,416
- [GRUNTS]
- [MEN LAUGHING]
643
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,212
- [SPEAKS JAPANESE]
- [MAN CHUCKLES] Oh!
644
00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,220
[GASPS]
645
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,094
[GROWLS]
646
00:31:33,099 --> 00:31:36,306
Well, this doesn't seem
like a very fair fight.
647
00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:38,187
Let's even things up, shall we?
648
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:44,485
[GRUNTING]
649
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,331
[CHUCKLING]
650
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:01,627
[THUDS]
651
00:32:04,714 --> 00:32:05,924
Yummy.
652
00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:08,755
- Who knows what that is?
- Good point.
653
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,174
[CHUCKLES] Okay, that's
not Bruna's endangered fish.
654
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,134
I only bought her good legal stuff.
655
00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,178
$47,000 worth?
656
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,989
No. That was purely a donation
657
00:32:16,993 --> 00:32:18,973
I made 'cause she was
an honorable woman.
658
00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:21,228
What's so honorable
about making a profit
659
00:32:21,233 --> 00:32:23,102
selling endangered animals?
660
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:25,271
She wasn't keeping
the money for herself.
661
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,738
She was putting the money back
into the aquarium to save the fish.
662
00:32:29,321 --> 00:32:31,676
The place was in dire straits.
Without the 47K,
663
00:32:31,681 --> 00:32:32,946
the aquarium would go under.
664
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:35,849
So she was sacrificing a few
fish to save the many?
665
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:36,866
[MAN] Hmm.
666
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,910
Did anyone else know
what Bruna was doing?
667
00:32:38,915 --> 00:32:41,621
A woman called from the aquarium
asking about the donation,
668
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,539
implying it was for some missing fish.
669
00:32:43,544 --> 00:32:45,625
She sounded angry. I
didn't catch her name.
670
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:46,630
Huh.
671
00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:49,754
- Oh, thank you.
- Yes, thank you.
672
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,761
- [MAN EXHALES]
- See? Easy.
673
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:55,259
Yes, but which female employee
would have motive to kill Bruna?
674
00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:56,844
Well, who would be more angry
675
00:32:56,849 --> 00:32:59,289
about the aquarium being
used as a seafood bar
676
00:32:59,293 --> 00:33:00,848
than our old friend Lizzie?
677
00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,271
The woman who actually owns it?
678
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,852
Exactly.
679
00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:08,236
- But we have no evidence to prove it.
- [SIGHS]
680
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,662
So, what was it you wanted
to see me about?
681
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,374
Well, don't you wanna keep it?
682
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,923
Eve doesn't want it,
so it's useless to me.
683
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:35,972
[SIGHS] Maze, I am sorry that I
didn't tell you about your mother.
684
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,483
I wanted to.
685
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,390
I don't know, maybe I shouldn't
have kept my promise.
686
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,664
It's okay. Lucifer, I get it.
687
00:33:45,606 --> 00:33:48,409
You were just trying to protect
me from having to face how...
688
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:51,571
little I meant to her.
689
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:55,866
Yeah.
690
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:59,641
So I hear you're going to be God.
691
00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:02,602
If all goes well. Do you
wanna talk me out of it?
692
00:34:02,607 --> 00:34:03,650
No.
693
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:05,793
I want you to be God,
694
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,791
so you can change one of
the rules of Hell for me.
695
00:34:08,796 --> 00:34:12,253
Ah, yes, Amenadiel told me you
want me to change your Hell loop.
696
00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,258
No.
697
00:34:15,094 --> 00:34:17,884
I want you to change who
can sit on the throne.
698
00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:21,184
But Father said Hell no
longer needed a warden.
699
00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:25,755
But maybe it deserves one.
700
00:34:26,798 --> 00:34:27,924
You?
701
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,303
Is that what you really want?
702
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:36,949
I can't stay here, Lucifer.
703
00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:41,788
And I want to control
who does the torturing.
704
00:34:44,707 --> 00:34:45,707
[EXHALES]
705
00:34:48,836 --> 00:34:50,046
Well.
706
00:34:50,530 --> 00:34:54,117
I can't think of anyone I would
trust more with our old home.
707
00:34:58,387 --> 00:34:59,680
To Mazikeen.
708
00:35:00,723 --> 00:35:01,723
Queen of Hell.
709
00:35:03,584 --> 00:35:07,088
I was thinking Maziqueen. But whatever.
710
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,951
[CHUCKLES]
711
00:35:08,956 --> 00:35:10,208
[GLASSES CLINK]
712
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:14,570
- [TYPING]
- [SIGHS]
713
00:35:19,726 --> 00:35:22,729
- Daddy Morningstar! Hey.
- [CHUCKLES]
714
00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,249
Oh, if you're looking
for your son, he...
715
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,627
You know what I just realized?
716
00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,547
If you're Lucifer's dad,
717
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,212
that would make you God. Right?
718
00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,885
Hmm. That would, wouldn't it?
719
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:40,758
I really wish you were.
720
00:35:40,763 --> 00:35:44,033
'Cause I am grasping at
straws in our latest case.
721
00:35:44,517 --> 00:35:47,640
And it would be so much easier if
you'd just, you know... [CLUCKS]
722
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:51,144
wink, wink, just tell me
how to catch our killer.
723
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,812
I can't tell you that.
724
00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,147
[ELLA GROANS]
725
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,321
But I can tell you're
struggling with something.
726
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,727
Is there anything I can do to help?
727
00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,624
Not unless you can smite
the darkness out of me.
728
00:36:09,792 --> 00:36:11,460
Everyone has darkness in them.
729
00:36:12,086 --> 00:36:15,256
It's not about getting rid
of it. It's about accepting it.
730
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,970
Yeah, but mine's...
731
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,222
mine's different.
732
00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,057
Deeper.
733
00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:28,394
It attracts me to bad people.
734
00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,396
I think...
735
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:36,068
I think maybe I'm a bad person.
736
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,361
My child.
737
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,282
The darker the darkness,
738
00:36:42,116 --> 00:36:43,534
the brighter the light.
739
00:36:44,744 --> 00:36:46,704
And you, Miss Lopez,
740
00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:50,791
shine so very, very brightly.
741
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,086
I can see it all the way from Heaven.
742
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,255
[EXHALES]
743
00:36:57,548 --> 00:37:01,302
- [COMPUTER BEEPS]
- Oh, uh, those are the results!
744
00:37:04,138 --> 00:37:05,181
Oh, my gosh.
745
00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,018
My hunch paid off. My...
746
00:37:19,987 --> 00:37:21,025
Uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
747
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:24,408
So, God is retiring.
748
00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:26,786
And Lucifer's taking his place.
749
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:28,495
Hmm.
750
00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,831
Makes an odd amount of sense.
751
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:32,954
Really? That's your reaction?
752
00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:36,999
Well, Lucifer is surprisingly great
at big picture kind of stuff.
753
00:37:37,004 --> 00:37:39,610
I mean, he did just pull off
a pretty elaborate prank
754
00:37:39,615 --> 00:37:42,947
that made me think... [CHUCKLES]
I got a bunch of people killed. So...
755
00:37:42,952 --> 00:37:44,740
I'm sorry. Lucifer did what?
756
00:37:44,745 --> 00:37:46,050
D-Doesn't matter.
757
00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:50,179
The... the point is, it was a pretty
transformative experience for me.
758
00:37:50,184 --> 00:37:51,639
In a good way.
759
00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:55,184
So, if Lucifer is God, I can
think of crazier things.
760
00:37:55,189 --> 00:37:56,189
Wow.
761
00:37:56,941 --> 00:37:59,485
Did not think I would
ever hear that from you.
762
00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:04,532
But, um... [CLEARS THROAT] that's
not what I'm concerned about.
763
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,656
What are you worried about then?
764
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:13,286
That he won't be able to balance
being the ruler of the universe
765
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,459
with being my boyfriend.
766
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,124
Which, when I say out
loud, sounds selfish...
767
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,292
No. Mnh-mnh.
768
00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:20,501
- Yeah.
- I get it.
769
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:21,506
It's a lot.
770
00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:26,173
But if it's any comfort,
Lucifer's crazy about you.
771
00:38:26,178 --> 00:38:27,341
And you know that.
772
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,801
And you're crazy about him.
773
00:38:28,806 --> 00:38:30,476
So I think you should just trust that
774
00:38:30,481 --> 00:38:31,982
whatever challenges life throws at you,
775
00:38:31,986 --> 00:38:33,070
you're gonna figure it out.
776
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,135
Prepare to be impressed.
777
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,688
So you guys remember how we couldn't
778
00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,688
find the victim's missing arm, right?
779
00:38:40,693 --> 00:38:43,149
So based on her husband
saying that she had a Fitbit,
780
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,967
I was able to track its serial number,
781
00:38:44,971 --> 00:38:48,534
ping its location and boom, found it!
782
00:38:50,228 --> 00:38:51,307
[DAN] Huh.
783
00:38:51,312 --> 00:38:54,410
It's still at the aquarium, you guys.
784
00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,662
Doing figure eights in one of the tanks.
785
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,065
So it's inside of a shark?
786
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,166
Bingo!
787
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,084
Now sharks swallow their meals whole,
788
00:39:02,089 --> 00:39:04,403
so if there's any sort of
evidence on that arm,
789
00:39:04,407 --> 00:39:05,614
it might still be there.
790
00:39:05,619 --> 00:39:07,155
Yeah, but the hand that we already have
791
00:39:07,159 --> 00:39:08,924
didn't produce any identifiable DNA,
792
00:39:08,929 --> 00:39:12,094
so with water and stomach acid,
793
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,143
the chances are even
slimmer with this arm.
794
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,064
Right. But the killer doesn't know that.
795
00:39:20,858 --> 00:39:23,527
[MAN] Uh, I don't know about this.
796
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,026
It's just a fish. If I could
move it on my own, I would.
797
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,591
You're asking us to move a shark.
798
00:39:28,596 --> 00:39:30,531
I'm sorry, lady, but we gotta go.
799
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,954
- Come on.
- [CHLOE] You, uh, moving something?
800
00:39:35,081 --> 00:39:36,665
[CHUCKLES] Detective!
801
00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,998
This, uh... this shark's grown
too large for his tank.
802
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:43,376
I'm transporting him to
the marina to set him free.
803
00:39:43,381 --> 00:39:46,837
Just two hours after I told you
it's digesting a piece of evidence.
804
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:48,822
Hmm. I couldn't imagine
a more suspicious time
805
00:39:48,827 --> 00:39:50,427
to suddenly free Willy.
806
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:52,968
The shark's name is Andrew.
807
00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:55,471
And I'm sorry, but unless
you have a warrant,
808
00:39:55,476 --> 00:39:57,036
then whatever's in Andrew's stomach
809
00:39:57,041 --> 00:39:58,891
has to stay there while I release him.
810
00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:02,186
That's funny because I thought
you were a hands-off kind of boss.
811
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,688
Not when it comes to covering
up her crimes, it seems.
812
00:40:04,693 --> 00:40:06,107
Oh, and we do have a warrant.
813
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,150
Our search team is in
your office right now.
814
00:40:08,155 --> 00:40:10,903
Plus, I'm sure we'll find
your DNA on Bruna's arm.
815
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:14,703
So I would say you are
dead in the water, Lizzie.
816
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:17,660
[HESITATES]
817
00:40:17,665 --> 00:40:19,750
I was... I was too hands-off.
818
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:25,960
I... I found out too late
that Bruna was playing God,
819
00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:29,718
choosing which fish would live
and which ones would die.
820
00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:32,716
None of these beautiful
creatures deserve that.
821
00:40:32,721 --> 00:40:35,636
Sounds to me like Bruna wasn't
the only one playing God.
822
00:40:35,641 --> 00:40:37,476
Did you enjoy smiting her?
823
00:40:38,461 --> 00:40:40,041
I didn't mean to kill her.
824
00:40:40,046 --> 00:40:43,360
I... I confronted her about...
about what she was doing,
825
00:40:43,365 --> 00:40:44,854
and she... she threw it in my face.
826
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,004
She said that she'd been telling me
827
00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,279
about our financial issues for years.
828
00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:52,658
You know, things got heated, and I...
829
00:40:55,561 --> 00:40:56,574
I lost control.
830
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,934
I didn't even know I had
the letter opener in my hand
831
00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:00,389
until I stabbed her with it.
832
00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:04,003
If I had just listened to her...
833
00:41:05,337 --> 00:41:07,543
given her what she needed
when she told me,
834
00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:10,843
then none of this would
have ever happened.
835
00:41:11,798 --> 00:41:13,698
Well, Elizabeth Newman,
you're under arrest
836
00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:15,764
for the murder of Bruna Lorenzoni.
837
00:41:16,807 --> 00:41:18,179
[MUTTERS]
838
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,186
[HANDCUFFS CLICK]
839
00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:24,815
Lucifer, you okay?
840
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:27,568
No, I...
841
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,905
Something our killer said just
made me realize something.
842
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,070
I don't think I've been listening at all
843
00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:38,537
to what my father truly
wants for his retirement.
844
00:41:41,081 --> 00:41:42,374
Would you excuse me?
845
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,002
There's something I need to do.
846
00:42:00,309 --> 00:42:01,727
[SIGHS]
847
00:42:04,313 --> 00:42:06,941
Hey, Gabriel. You got a minute?
848
00:42:13,489 --> 00:42:16,742
Oh, come on, I know you're
listening. You always are.
849
00:42:17,409 --> 00:42:19,411
[WINGS FLAP]
850
00:42:25,417 --> 00:42:26,497
What can I say?
851
00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:28,415
It's one of my God-given talents.
852
00:42:28,420 --> 00:42:29,625
Indeed.
853
00:42:29,630 --> 00:42:34,051
But right now I am interested in
one of your other talents.
854
00:42:36,136 --> 00:42:37,136
I, uh...
855
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,890
I need you to do me a favor.
856
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,648
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
857
00:42:51,010 --> 00:42:52,022
[CHLOE] Mom!
858
00:42:52,027 --> 00:42:54,405
Hi. What are you doing here?
859
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,324
I brought Trixie a chocolate cake.
860
00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,367
Oh.
861
00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:02,950
How thoughtful.
862
00:43:02,955 --> 00:43:06,667
She won't be here until
later, but thank you.
863
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,302
Mom, are you okay?
864
00:43:17,136 --> 00:43:18,721
It's what you said at dinner.
865
00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:23,183
I mean, do you really think I'd make
your father give up his dreams?
866
00:43:26,228 --> 00:43:29,648
Well, I don't know if you
made him, but he did.
867
00:43:32,776 --> 00:43:33,819
Oh, darling.
868
00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:37,985
You always think you know everything.
869
00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:40,321
Your father and I had a deal.
870
00:43:40,326 --> 00:43:41,864
We would take turns.
871
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,391
He'd hold off on becoming a detective
872
00:43:44,396 --> 00:43:46,916
until I got my acting career going.
873
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,544
And then after a few years,
we would switch.
874
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,172
[HESITATES] But when it came time...
875
00:43:55,174 --> 00:43:57,384
for his turn, he, um...
876
00:44:00,888 --> 00:44:01,888
He died.
877
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,913
[VOICE CRACKS] I wanted
to see your father
878
00:44:06,917 --> 00:44:09,355
become a detective so badly.
879
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,193
I'm sorry, Mom.
880
00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,133
I just need you to know
881
00:44:21,138 --> 00:44:23,698
that I loved your father
from the bottom of my heart.
882
00:44:24,282 --> 00:44:26,182
And I'd give anything
883
00:44:26,187 --> 00:44:29,667
to have another chance at
being the supporting partner.
884
00:44:31,377 --> 00:44:33,629
Okay, Mom. [SNIFFLES]
885
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:35,171
I hear you.
886
00:44:42,471 --> 00:44:44,723
[SNIFFLES] You wanna stay for dinner?
887
00:44:46,308 --> 00:44:49,978
- We have dessert.
- [LAUGHS, SNIFFLES]
888
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:00,154
Lucifer!
889
00:45:00,989 --> 00:45:03,529
- [CHUCKLES]
- Why'd you call us here, brother?
890
00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:07,366
Well, after finally listening to what
Dad's been telling me all along,
891
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,296
I realized there's only one thing
892
00:45:09,301 --> 00:45:11,741
that's gonna make
his retirement fulfilling.
893
00:45:11,746 --> 00:45:15,033
So, I enlisted Gabriel's
help to make it happen.
894
00:45:15,921 --> 00:45:18,632
Did you know our sister can
deliver a message anywhere?
895
00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:20,259
And I mean...
896
00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,427
anywhere.
897
00:45:38,402 --> 00:45:39,402
Mom?
898
00:45:40,070 --> 00:45:41,697
Hello, my sweet boy.
899
00:45:46,226 --> 00:45:47,311
Husband.
900
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:49,245
Wife.
901
00:45:52,299 --> 00:45:53,462
Lucifer, how?
902
00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:54,852
Well, it wasn't easy.
903
00:45:54,857 --> 00:45:57,734
Mom says she only has
enough juice for this one time.
904
00:45:57,739 --> 00:45:59,741
I never thought I'd see you again.
905
00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:02,551
I never thought I'd see you retire.
906
00:46:03,035 --> 00:46:05,829
Hmm. Well, like I've always said,
907
00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:07,639
it's a tough gig.
908
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,268
But you understand that
now that you're doing it.
909
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,477
I don't find it nearly as difficult
as you made it out to be.
910
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,941
[CHUCKLES]
911
00:46:21,278 --> 00:46:24,156
Then clearly you're better
at it than I ever was.
912
00:46:25,532 --> 00:46:27,034
No surprise in that.
913
00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:31,830
Well, I must admit, though...
914
00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:37,753
it does get lonely at the top.
915
00:46:40,005 --> 00:46:42,294
Lucifer, you don't have
to become God anymore.
916
00:46:42,299 --> 00:46:44,199
I found out Dad's not losing his powers.
917
00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:45,849
Michael's been gaslighting him.
918
00:46:46,428 --> 00:46:48,091
It's all been inside of his head.
919
00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:49,826
Michael? [SCOFFS]
920
00:46:49,830 --> 00:46:52,930
Well, he won't get away with that
sorta thing when I'm in charge.
921
00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,734
Brother, do you hear what I'm saying?
922
00:46:54,739 --> 00:46:56,599
Dad's fine. He can keep being God.
923
00:46:56,604 --> 00:46:58,372
Everything can go back to normal.
924
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:00,234
Everything.
925
00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:04,358
We can be a family again.
926
00:47:04,363 --> 00:47:06,944
[CHUCKLES] Wonderful,
927
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,549
except for the part where I don't get
928
00:47:08,554 --> 00:47:11,198
to become God and prove that I'm worthy.
929
00:47:11,203 --> 00:47:13,789
[HESITATES] Just, I'll deal with this.
930
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:18,330
So looks like my plans
for Dad's retirement
931
00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:20,707
have got off to a smashing
start. [CHUCKLES]
932
00:47:20,712 --> 00:47:22,751
What's it gonna be, hmm?
933
00:47:22,756 --> 00:47:25,400
Good old Florida? Back
up to the Silver City?
934
00:47:26,969 --> 00:47:28,595
Actually, we have decided...
935
00:47:31,223 --> 00:47:33,141
we're moving to my universe.
936
00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,519
What?
937
00:47:36,937 --> 00:47:39,523
But you're both here.
938
00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:41,984
- Together.
- [LUCIFER] Yeah.
939
00:47:43,285 --> 00:47:44,953
You're just gonna leave us again?
940
00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:49,408
Without any ability to come back?
941
00:47:50,951 --> 00:47:55,038
Your mother spent a
long time in my world.
942
00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,444
It's my turn...
943
00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:05,591
to spend time in hers.
944
00:48:08,218 --> 00:48:11,680
[SIGHS] Dad, a... a word, please.
945
00:48:26,653 --> 00:48:28,530
I can't believe I'm saying this, but...
946
00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,778
now that we know you're not losing it,
947
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:35,946
there's no need for you to retire.
You can just keep on being God.
948
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:39,077
I thought you wanted to be God.
949
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:42,331
Well, I did. I... I do. [HESITATES]
950
00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:45,564
But you've only just got here.
951
00:48:46,573 --> 00:48:47,573
Can't you...
952
00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:50,719
stay and annoy me for a bit longer?
953
00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,642
Nothing lasts forever, son.
954
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:00,938
[HUFFS]
955
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:03,774
I am so...
956
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,571
so sorry I didn't get to
say goodbye last time.
957
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:13,904
- No, I never blamed you, Mom.
- No. [CHUCKLES]
958
00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:15,405
Of course you didn't.
959
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:19,414
My kindest, wisest, most perfect son.
960
00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:22,079
And now the perfect dad.
961
00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:23,460
I'm far from it.
962
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,086
But...
963
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,506
I'm trying my best.
964
00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:34,529
That's what makes you perfect.
965
00:49:36,848 --> 00:49:40,055
So that's it? I've got
no choice in the matter?
966
00:49:40,060 --> 00:49:42,437
I've given you a life of choice.
967
00:49:44,314 --> 00:49:45,482
This one's mine.
968
00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:48,192
[SIGHS]
969
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:52,780
Lucifer.
970
00:49:53,615 --> 00:49:55,200
At our family dinner...
971
00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:57,661
you were right.
972
00:50:00,706 --> 00:50:03,709
[INHALES] I could have been
a better father to you.
973
00:50:06,003 --> 00:50:09,548
[CHUCKLES] Well, now you
forego your mysterious ways.
974
00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,670
Just as you're leaving?
975
00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,469
No need for them anymore
now that I'm retiring.
976
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:17,097
Which means...
977
00:50:18,123 --> 00:50:19,136
[LUCIFER SIGHS]
978
00:50:19,141 --> 00:50:22,978
... I can say something I've
wanted to for a long time.
979
00:50:26,982 --> 00:50:28,525
I love you, son.
980
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,321
[SIGHS DEEPLY]
981
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:36,950
And I am very proud of
the man you've become.
982
00:50:42,456 --> 00:50:43,915
[LUCIFER SOBBING]
983
00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,088
I think Amenadiel might
like to hear that too.
984
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,720
- [GOD LAUGHS]
- [PANTING]
985
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:00,307
I already told him.
986
00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,771
It was an emotional round of golf.
987
00:51:06,813 --> 00:51:07,939
[CHUCKLES]
988
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:15,447
Time to go. My universe needs me.
989
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:21,661
- [LUCIFER] Oh.
- [SIGHS]
990
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:24,414
Thank you, son.
991
00:51:35,258 --> 00:51:36,426
[GOD SIGHS]
992
00:51:37,969 --> 00:51:39,262
Dad, wait.
993
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,391
You forgot to name your successor.
994
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:46,061
It's not up to me anymore.
995
00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:48,688
You'll figure it out.
996
00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:52,771
Back to your mysterious ways already.
997
00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,820
All part of my plan.
998
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,074
Plan.
999
00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:06,998
How much of this was your plan?
1000
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,417
[CHUCKLES]
1001
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,081
Goodbye, my loves.
1002
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,764
[LUCIFER SIGHS]
1003
00:52:43,910 --> 00:52:44,995
[SIGHS]
1004
00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,960
- Hi.
- [EXHALES]
1005
00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:53,962
I'm glad you called.
1006
00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:56,173
How are you holding up?
1007
00:52:56,673 --> 00:52:59,259
Oh, nothing lasts forever, I suppose.
1008
00:53:00,802 --> 00:53:01,803
[HUFFS]
1009
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:07,084
I decided something.
1010
00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:09,769
I'm quitting the LAPD.
1011
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:14,523
Sorry.
1012
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:18,570
Sorry, I thought I heard you say
you were quitting the LAPD.
1013
00:53:19,779 --> 00:53:20,779
Yeah.
1014
00:53:22,849 --> 00:53:28,438
I became a cop so that I could
do good and help people.
1015
00:53:29,831 --> 00:53:34,956
And as God, you'll have the
power to help, well, everyone.
1016
00:53:34,961 --> 00:53:37,839
So if I can help you become God...
1017
00:53:40,492 --> 00:53:42,702
then I'll be helping everyone as well.
1018
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,474
[HESITATES] Are you sure?
1019
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:51,145
I mean, how can I call
you "the Detective"
1020
00:53:51,149 --> 00:53:53,939
if you're not actually a detective?
1021
00:53:54,522 --> 00:53:55,649
[CHUCKLES]
1022
00:53:56,983 --> 00:53:57,983
Lucifer...
1023
00:53:58,985 --> 00:54:03,156
you've been helping me do
my job for the last five years.
1024
00:54:04,282 --> 00:54:06,201
Now it's my turn to support you.
1025
00:54:08,036 --> 00:54:09,663
That's what partners do, right?
1026
00:54:10,497 --> 00:54:11,497
[GASPS]
1027
00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:13,582
[CHUCKLES]
1028
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,419
I'll take that as a yes.
1029
00:54:18,296 --> 00:54:19,464
[LUCIFER SIGHS]
1030
00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:25,345
- [WINGS FLAP]
- [REMIEL] Lucifer!
1031
00:54:28,014 --> 00:54:29,094
Where is Father?
1032
00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:31,638
Uh, excuse us, we were having a moment.
1033
00:54:31,643 --> 00:54:32,847
Where is he?
1034
00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:36,017
Gone. Retired. Eternally unavailable.
1035
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:37,477
Did he name his successor?
1036
00:54:37,482 --> 00:54:41,319
No, he said it was up to us
to figure it out, but why?
1037
00:54:41,803 --> 00:54:42,803
Can we talk?
1038
00:54:43,947 --> 00:54:44,977
Without the human?
1039
00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:48,860
No. Whatever you want to say
to me, you can say in front of...
1040
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:52,914
my consultant. [CHUCKLES]
1041
00:54:54,374 --> 00:54:55,374
So be it.
1042
00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:57,991
Upon returning to the Silver City,
1043
00:54:57,996 --> 00:54:59,624
I discovered something alarming.
1044
00:54:59,629 --> 00:55:02,585
Michael's been gathering
support from the others.
1045
00:55:02,590 --> 00:55:03,758
Support for what?
1046
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,244
Michael wants to be God.
1047
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:10,510
The sneaky bastard. I bet
this was his plan all along.
1048
00:55:10,515 --> 00:55:12,415
If it's up to our brothers and sisters,
1049
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,095
it looks like he has a good shot,
1050
00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:15,100
which is why...
1051
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,148
and I cannot believe I am saying this...
1052
00:55:23,261 --> 00:55:25,692
I am backing you, Lucifer.
1053
00:55:25,697 --> 00:55:28,403
I may not like you, but
I hate Michael even more.
1054
00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:31,619
Now there's a ringing endorsement
for my campaign poster.
1055
00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,248
Michael would never suspect
I'd take your side.
1056
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:39,122
So, I'll find out what he's up to.
1057
00:55:39,127 --> 00:55:41,666
[SIGHS] Whatever it
is, it can't be good.
1058
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,716
And knowing my brother, he
won't be wasting any time.
1059
00:55:53,016 --> 00:55:55,013
[ANIMALS SHRIEK]
1060
00:55:55,018 --> 00:55:56,018
Hello.
1061
00:56:05,512 --> 00:56:07,259
- Who's your favorite brother?
- Oh!
1062
00:56:07,264 --> 00:56:08,818
Quit it, dork!
1063
00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:10,784
Gotcha. [CHUCKLES]
1064
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:13,948
I did the favor for Lucifer,
like you asked me to.
1065
00:56:13,953 --> 00:56:16,790
Gotta say, Mom's
universe is pretty cool.
1066
00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:19,459
The centaurs freak me out, though.
1067
00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:21,543
And...
1068
00:56:23,963 --> 00:56:25,548
You get the thing?
1069
00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,009
I got the thing.
1070
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:31,137
- You wanna see it?
- Uh-huh.
1071
00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,933
- Careful!
- [CLATTERING]
1072
00:56:36,559 --> 00:56:38,515
This thing can actually kill us.
1073
00:56:38,520 --> 00:56:40,271
Oh, that's right.
1074
00:56:40,797 --> 00:56:41,797
My bad.
1075
00:56:42,982 --> 00:56:44,317
[SIGHS]
1076
00:56:45,260 --> 00:56:46,511
[EXHALES]
1077
00:56:47,153 --> 00:56:50,949
Azrael really should have kept
a better eye on her blade.
1078
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,000
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