1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:03,500 Transcript by Testexam 2 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 3 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,754 - Okay, fine. - Let's go. 4 00:00:09,854 --> 00:00:11,587 - Can I take a break? - No! 5 00:00:11,687 --> 00:00:13,320 - Why? - Let's push through his. 6 00:00:13,453 --> 00:00:15,821 Work it, come on, yeah, so we can get this done. 7 00:00:15,954 --> 00:00:18,453 This house feels like a hotel to me. 8 00:00:18,554 --> 00:00:20,554 - Hotel, really? - Yeah. 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:23,420 She's right about that. It's not as nice as the other house. 10 00:00:23,587 --> 00:00:27,054 - I agree with you. It's not as nice. 11 00:00:27,154 --> 00:00:30,954 Hi, Ted. I know. No no, we're here. 12 00:00:31,054 --> 00:00:33,487 We're in the middle of it right now. 13 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:36,154 I know. Can you believe it? 14 00:00:36,221 --> 00:00:38,654 - You hear this? - Hmm? 15 00:00:38,754 --> 00:00:41,687 - She's talking to Ted Danson. - That was a guy? 16 00:00:41,854 --> 00:00:43,687 - Yeah. - I thought it was a girl. 17 00:00:43,787 --> 00:00:46,487 - No no, they have little chats on the cell phone. - No, they don't. 18 00:00:46,587 --> 00:00:47,921 - They do all day long. - Really? 19 00:00:48,021 --> 00:00:51,021 Yeah, I'm telling you, it's unbelievable. 20 00:00:51,121 --> 00:00:53,921 And when they're together, she goes like this. She gives him a slap. 21 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,887 - Touching like that? - Yeah, like a playful slap. 22 00:00:55,987 --> 00:00:58,254 - Oh, the flirtatious slap. - The flirtatious tap. 23 00:00:58,353 --> 00:00:59,720 - Really? - Yeah. 24 00:00:59,887 --> 00:01:02,987 - That's like sex for platonic friends. - Yeah. 25 00:01:03,121 --> 00:01:04,854 Because they can't touch each other, it's forbidden. 26 00:01:04,954 --> 00:01:07,054 So they're allowed to go like that. 27 00:01:07,221 --> 00:01:10,154 - All right, I'm done helping you move. 28 00:01:10,221 --> 00:01:13,154 - Hey, thanks so much. Thank you. - My pleasure. 29 00:01:13,254 --> 00:01:15,954 - Are you going to the n.R.D.C. Opening tomorrow? - Yeah yeah, of course. 30 00:01:16,054 --> 00:01:17,387 You know, they're naming a wing after me. 31 00:01:17,487 --> 00:01:19,854 - Naming a wing? - Yeah, I gave 'em a ton of money. 32 00:01:19,954 --> 00:01:22,687 - Well, good for you. - I'll see you tomorrow. 33 00:01:22,787 --> 00:01:25,487 - Larry, Larry David? - Yeah. 34 00:01:25,587 --> 00:01:27,754 Where's Loretta? Loretta! 35 00:01:27,854 --> 00:01:31,620 Peanut, peanut, boy! 36 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,620 Look at you, boy. Baby girl! 37 00:01:33,687 --> 00:01:36,687 Oh my God, you all living large. 38 00:01:36,787 --> 00:01:38,887 - What's up, sister? - Boy, what you doing here? 39 00:01:38,987 --> 00:01:40,720 What you doing here? 40 00:01:40,854 --> 00:01:42,954 Uh-Oh, I knew I smelled some cooking. 41 00:01:43,054 --> 00:01:45,887 Do I smell food? Come here, auntie. 42 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,221 - Who is this guy? - That's my brother Leon. 43 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:54,754 What's up, girl? 44 00:01:54,787 --> 00:01:56,520 Which room he gonna stay in? 45 00:01:56,587 --> 00:01:58,587 - What? - Which room he gonna stay in? 46 00:01:58,687 --> 00:02:00,854 - You can stay in my room, uncle Leon. - Yeah, that's a good idea. 47 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,353 - Let me get my bag. - Show him where the room is at. 48 00:02:03,453 --> 00:02:05,453 All right. 49 00:02:05,554 --> 00:02:08,188 Come on, boy! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 50 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,520 - Was he in the hurricane? - No, he lives here in L.A. 51 00:02:16,254 --> 00:02:18,453 Cheryl! 52 00:02:21,887 --> 00:02:23,687 Boy, I don't know. 53 00:02:23,787 --> 00:02:26,320 I wonder if cooking good is hereditary. 54 00:02:26,420 --> 00:02:27,787 You know what I mean? 55 00:02:27,887 --> 00:02:30,254 Yeah, see, Loretta put her foot in it this time. 56 00:02:30,353 --> 00:02:32,420 Loretta put her foot in it, turned it around, 57 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:35,720 And kicked you in your own asshole. You feel me? 58 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:37,720 Watch your mouth in front of the children. 59 00:02:37,821 --> 00:02:40,720 Looks good, don't it, don't it? 60 00:02:40,821 --> 00:02:43,554 Man, oh, man, what are you trying to do to your family with this food? 61 00:02:43,687 --> 00:02:46,087 - You're gonna kill 'em. - What you talking about, l.D.? 62 00:02:46,188 --> 00:02:48,453 Come on, all that cholesterol. It's no good for you. 63 00:02:48,554 --> 00:02:51,320 Larry, can I talk to you for a second? 64 00:02:51,420 --> 00:02:55,087 Really think about getting rid of all the bacon 65 00:02:55,154 --> 00:02:57,054 And the sausage and everything. 66 00:02:57,221 --> 00:02:58,587 I'm gonna think about eating it. 67 00:03:00,987 --> 00:03:02,687 You crazy, girl! 68 00:03:05,787 --> 00:03:07,720 I'm a little creeped out right now. 69 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:11,387 Okay, I was just in Leon's room putting some flowers in there. 70 00:03:11,554 --> 00:03:14,720 - Leon's room? - Yeah, and there's a... 71 00:03:14,821 --> 00:03:18,188 There's a stain on the blanket. 72 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:22,188 - What kind of stain? What do you mean? - Like when a guy... 73 00:03:22,288 --> 00:03:24,654 You know, and does his business, and he's alone. 74 00:03:25,921 --> 00:03:27,420 It's so gross. 75 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:30,087 - Are you kidding? - No. 76 00:03:30,188 --> 00:03:32,554 Hey, everybody in the family have them big ones. 77 00:03:32,620 --> 00:03:35,887 - First night in our house? - I know. 78 00:03:35,987 --> 00:03:39,254 Okay, I'm gonna talk to him. 79 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:41,587 - No, oh, God. - What, are you kidding? 80 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:44,754 I don't want to some guy staying here masturbating all over the place. 81 00:03:44,887 --> 00:03:46,188 You can't talk to him about it. 82 00:03:46,288 --> 00:03:48,821 - Leon. - Larry. 83 00:03:48,921 --> 00:03:50,387 Can I talk to you for a second? 84 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:52,654 Excuse me, ladies. I shall return. 85 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:55,921 Oh my God. I gotta get something over to... 86 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:58,453 All right. Man, I'm about to bust. 87 00:03:58,554 --> 00:04:01,720 - Enjoyed your breakfast? - Larry, you know how to bring it. 88 00:04:01,854 --> 00:04:03,887 - That's nice. - I'm about to blow up. 89 00:04:03,987 --> 00:04:06,420 - I just spoke to my wife. - Okay. 90 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:10,087 And she said she was putting some flowers in your room. 91 00:04:11,554 --> 00:04:15,188 And she found a stain... 92 00:04:15,254 --> 00:04:16,487 On your blanket. 93 00:04:16,587 --> 00:04:19,021 Stain on my blanket, huh? 94 00:04:19,121 --> 00:04:20,921 What, like juice, 95 00:04:21,021 --> 00:04:22,921 Syrup, maybe syrup or something like that? 96 00:04:23,021 --> 00:04:25,254 Huh-Uh, no. 97 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:27,821 Gravies maybe, something in the gravy category? 98 00:04:27,921 --> 00:04:29,754 Huh-Uh, no. 99 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:31,754 What kind of stain was it? 100 00:04:33,087 --> 00:04:35,887 - Hmm? - Ejaculate. 101 00:04:35,987 --> 00:04:37,654 E- What? 102 00:04:37,754 --> 00:04:39,021 Ejaculate. 103 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,554 Ajackalit. 104 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:43,353 Not ajackalit. Ejaculate. 105 00:04:43,453 --> 00:04:46,254 Ejaculate? 106 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:51,087 Cum stain. Cum. 107 00:04:51,221 --> 00:04:53,121 Cum stain. 108 00:04:53,221 --> 00:04:55,654 What kind of cum was, first of all? 109 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,387 What do you mean, what kind of cum? Cum's cum. 110 00:04:57,487 --> 00:04:59,921 - Cum is not cum, Larry. - Cum's cum. 111 00:05:00,021 --> 00:05:02,587 It couldn't have been mine. Know why? 'Cause I gets mine, Larry. 112 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,587 I brings the ruckus to the ladies. 113 00:05:04,754 --> 00:05:07,121 Okay, so you're denying this. Is that it? 114 00:05:07,221 --> 00:05:09,121 First of all, look around this place, man. 115 00:05:09,254 --> 00:05:11,620 Are there any visuals around here to Jack off to? 116 00:05:11,754 --> 00:05:13,387 All we have is basic cable, right? 117 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:15,453 What am I doing, jacking off to "Andy griffith"? 118 00:05:15,554 --> 00:05:17,188 Jacking off to clara, huh? 119 00:05:17,288 --> 00:05:19,654 - You mean aunt bea? - Aunt bea, clara, whoever. 120 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,387 - Who's clara? - Who's the lady who answer the phone? 121 00:05:22,487 --> 00:05:24,921 - I don't know. - Is that her name, clara? 122 00:05:25,021 --> 00:05:26,587 I don't know clara. I know aunt bea. 123 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:28,487 Nobody wanna Jack off to no damn aunt bea. 124 00:05:28,587 --> 00:05:30,453 I don't remember any beauties on that show, frankly. 125 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,021 It's not my cum, Larry. 126 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:35,453 - Okay? - Okay. 127 00:05:37,487 --> 00:05:41,221 So, yeah, just get the blanket clean. 128 00:05:41,288 --> 00:05:43,587 - This is it? - That's all, yeah. 129 00:05:43,654 --> 00:05:46,353 What are you doing? What are you doing? 130 00:05:46,487 --> 00:05:47,921 You want me to clean the blanket. 131 00:05:48,021 --> 00:05:51,121 Yeah, so just throw it in the bin. You don't need to... 132 00:05:51,221 --> 00:05:54,254 I don't have a bin, Larry. I have to look at it to see what kind 133 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:56,854 - Of cleaning... - You don't need to inspect it. 134 00:05:56,954 --> 00:05:59,121 Larry, do you want me to clean the blanket or not? 135 00:05:59,221 --> 00:06:01,687 What are you doing? You throw it in. 136 00:06:01,787 --> 00:06:04,154 Oh... 137 00:06:05,787 --> 00:06:08,754 Okay, I had nothing to do with that. 138 00:06:08,854 --> 00:06:10,687 Sure, Larry, whatever you say. 139 00:06:10,754 --> 00:06:13,320 No, somebody's staying at my house, and I'm sure he did that. 140 00:06:13,387 --> 00:06:16,587 Larry, I could give a shit if it was Santa Claus. I'm just trying to get it off. 141 00:06:16,687 --> 00:06:19,387 No, I'm just telling you, okay, that I had nothing to do with that. 142 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:22,320 - That's not my stain. All right, fine. - Okay okay. 143 00:06:24,021 --> 00:06:26,453 You look very cute when you're all blushy. 144 00:06:26,587 --> 00:06:29,787 - You think I'm gonna tell? I'm your friend, Larry. - I didn't do it. 145 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:32,487 I'm not gonna lie about that. 146 00:06:32,587 --> 00:06:35,054 You're really insane, you know? 147 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:37,221 Larry. 148 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,520 I don't see my yankee Jersey... 149 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:43,520 - by the way. - Huh. 150 00:06:43,587 --> 00:06:47,221 - See that? - Wow, it must be gone then. 151 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:49,054 I'm sorry, Larry. 152 00:06:49,154 --> 00:06:50,754 What? 153 00:06:50,854 --> 00:06:53,054 What? It happens, Larry. That's what happens sometimes. 154 00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:55,854 No no no, you don't understand. That's Joe pepitone's Jersey. 155 00:06:55,954 --> 00:06:59,054 I've had that Jersey since I was a kid. Number 25. 156 00:06:59,188 --> 00:07:02,620 It's gone. Somebody else must have taken it. 157 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,520 Well, do you think they'll return it? 158 00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:08,353 Larry, in all the many years I've worked here 159 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:10,821 At the dry cleaners, no one ever returns anything. 160 00:07:10,987 --> 00:07:14,720 Sometimes you get home and you have something that isn't yours, 161 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:17,620 And sometimes something of yours gets taken. 162 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,087 That's just the unwritten law of dry cleaning. 163 00:07:20,188 --> 00:07:21,787 Everyone knows that. 164 00:07:21,887 --> 00:07:23,254 - Really? - Really. 165 00:07:23,353 --> 00:07:25,188 Well, I don't subscribe to that law. 166 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:28,254 Oh, well, then maybe you should change it. 167 00:07:28,353 --> 00:07:31,087 - Maybe I will. - Good. 168 00:07:31,188 --> 00:07:33,720 I'll have your semen-Covered blanket ready 169 00:07:33,821 --> 00:07:35,854 On Wednesday. 170 00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:44,288 So I confronted him. Of course he denied it, 171 00:07:44,387 --> 00:07:46,387 But I mean, come on, give me a break. 172 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,387 He was in the room. I mean, who else could it be? 173 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:51,387 You gotta kick him out, hands down. 174 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:53,254 First night in the house. 175 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:55,654 Hey hey, I did it. 176 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:59,453 Come on, no big deal. 177 00:07:59,554 --> 00:08:00,887 You did it? 178 00:08:00,987 --> 00:08:02,987 Yeah, did it, yep, me. 179 00:08:04,288 --> 00:08:06,254 - Are you serious? - Yeah, what's the big deal? 180 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:07,821 What's the big deal? 181 00:08:07,921 --> 00:08:09,254 It was passover at your house. 182 00:08:09,387 --> 00:08:11,654 I was drinking a little bit, 183 00:08:11,754 --> 00:08:13,188 Had some manischewitz, you know? 184 00:08:13,288 --> 00:08:15,854 Feeling good, and I was away from the table. 185 00:08:15,921 --> 00:08:18,720 I got an erection. I took care of it before I came back. 186 00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:21,921 I didn't want to come back to the table with an erection at passover. 187 00:08:23,288 --> 00:08:25,654 - Are you out of your mind? - No, it's no big deal. 188 00:08:25,754 --> 00:08:27,453 - Passover? - It's not like yom kippur. 189 00:08:27,554 --> 00:08:29,387 - I would never do it on the high holidays. - He wouldn't do it 190 00:08:29,453 --> 00:08:30,987 - On a high holiday. - No, I wouldn't. 191 00:08:31,087 --> 00:08:32,288 You're like a monkey. 192 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,288 - A monkey. - You are. 193 00:08:34,453 --> 00:08:36,654 - You didn't do a very good job of cleaning up. - I did the best I could. 194 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,021 - That's the best you could? - I had to get back to the table. 195 00:08:39,154 --> 00:08:41,620 They were doing the four questions and I love the four questions. 196 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,754 Gotta get back. It's very important. 197 00:08:43,921 --> 00:08:45,554 - I love the four questions. - This is unbelievable. 198 00:08:45,654 --> 00:08:47,188 - No big deal. - It is a big deal. 199 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,121 Come to my house and do it. What do I give a shit? 200 00:08:49,288 --> 00:08:50,654 Come on over and whack off. Have a good time. 201 00:08:52,754 --> 00:08:54,353 Oh, listen, 202 00:08:54,453 --> 00:08:57,021 I left my sunglasses at your house. I need 'em desperately. 203 00:08:57,121 --> 00:09:00,121 - All right, I'll look for 'em. - Don't let him in your house. 204 00:09:00,221 --> 00:09:02,654 - Hi, guys. - Hey! 205 00:09:02,754 --> 00:09:04,654 - Look at you. - No, look at you. 206 00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:06,987 - You are miss nrdc. - Look at you! 207 00:09:07,087 --> 00:09:09,987 - Well, thank you. - You make me wanna save the planet. 208 00:09:10,087 --> 00:09:12,188 - So, should we go in, - Okay, let's go in. 209 00:09:12,288 --> 00:09:14,188 See the new wing? 210 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,221 Call me, actually. I have something to tell you. 211 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:19,221 - I've got something to tell you, too. - Oh, saying hello? 212 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,487 - Hello. - Oh, hi. 213 00:09:25,221 --> 00:09:28,487 Why are you and Ted always kind of hitting each other all the time? 214 00:09:28,587 --> 00:09:31,121 All this playful hitting? All that stuff? 215 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:33,453 It's not a conscious thing. I don't know. 216 00:09:33,554 --> 00:09:35,487 I'm expressive with my hands. 217 00:09:35,587 --> 00:09:39,021 Hey... 218 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:41,387 Larry David. That's great. 219 00:09:41,487 --> 00:09:43,754 - Never had a wing before. - I know. 220 00:09:43,854 --> 00:09:46,754 That's pretty good. Pretty good. 221 00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:50,587 - It's your night to shine. - Yeah yeah, it's great. 222 00:09:56,288 --> 00:10:00,021 What is that? "Wing donated by anonymous." 223 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:02,854 - Yeah, yeah. - Anonymous? 224 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:06,854 I'm not crazy about that. Now it looks like... 225 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:10,188 Just looks like I did mine for the credit 226 00:10:10,288 --> 00:10:13,954 As opposed to, you know, Mr. Wonderful "anonymous." 227 00:10:14,021 --> 00:10:17,221 I know who it is. 228 00:10:18,754 --> 00:10:20,921 It's Ted. 229 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,520 Ted is anonymous. 230 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,921 What are you, kidding? 231 00:10:25,021 --> 00:10:27,520 No, isn't that great? 232 00:10:27,654 --> 00:10:31,154 He donated a whole wing and didn't want anybody to know. 233 00:10:31,221 --> 00:10:34,520 Well, he told you, so he apparently wanted somebody to know. 234 00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:36,787 He told me, okay? 235 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:39,154 Who else did he tell? How do you know he just told you? 236 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:41,420 The point is that he didn't need all the fanfare... 237 00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:43,420 Fanfare? What fanfare? I don't like the fanfare. 238 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:45,487 You're saying I like fanfare? 239 00:10:45,654 --> 00:10:48,121 He can tell a few people. He just doesn't need the whole world to know 240 00:10:48,221 --> 00:10:49,821 That he donated all this money. 241 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:51,854 You know what? I didn't need the world to know, either. 242 00:10:51,954 --> 00:10:54,954 Nobody told me that I could be anonymous and tell people. 243 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:57,353 I would have taken that option, okay? 244 00:10:57,420 --> 00:11:00,620 You can't have it halfway. You're either anonymous or you're not. 245 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:02,854 - What is it? - People are pointing out 246 00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:05,054 - There's Larry David's wing. - Oh, yeah, there's Larry David, 247 00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:07,320 The guy who has to have his name up on the wall, 248 00:11:07,387 --> 00:11:09,188 As opposed to Mr. Anonymous, 249 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,754 But was really Ted. 250 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,054 - I'm proud of you. - Anonymous. 251 00:11:13,154 --> 00:11:15,487 It's fake philanthropy, and it's faux anonymity. 252 00:11:15,587 --> 00:11:17,687 What do you think about that? 253 00:11:19,154 --> 00:11:22,587 Oh, I want to go talk to senator boxer. 254 00:11:22,687 --> 00:11:24,787 I'll be right back. 255 00:11:24,921 --> 00:11:27,954 - Hi. - Hi, Larry. 256 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,453 - Hello, senator. - It is good to see you. 257 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,387 Senator, I wanted to talk to you 258 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:35,054 About an issue 259 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:38,787 That doesn't really get a lot of play in the papers. 260 00:11:38,887 --> 00:11:41,054 Well, tell me 'cause I like new issues. 261 00:11:41,154 --> 00:11:44,254 Okay, I'm talking about what's going on 262 00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:45,987 At the dry cleaners. 263 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:49,320 What's going on at the dry cleaners, Larry? 264 00:11:49,487 --> 00:11:52,954 Well, what happens is sometimes they'll give your item 265 00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:55,954 To someone else and then that person owns it 266 00:11:56,054 --> 00:11:59,221 And walks around in it, and you have no recourse. 267 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,954 And there's no oversight. It's just complete chaos 268 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,987 In the dry cleaning industry, as I see it. 269 00:12:04,087 --> 00:12:05,620 Larry, the thing about it is 270 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:07,987 That sometimes you get an item 271 00:12:08,154 --> 00:12:10,720 That isn't yours and sometimes you lose an item. 272 00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:13,520 So at the end of the day, it balances out. 273 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,987 Yeah, well, it's not balancing out for me, senator. 274 00:12:16,087 --> 00:12:17,787 I never get an item, and you know what? 275 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:19,787 If I got it, I would return it, 276 00:12:19,887 --> 00:12:22,587 Because I think the whole system is flawed. 277 00:12:22,687 --> 00:12:25,254 Larry, you see these slacks? 278 00:12:25,353 --> 00:12:27,754 See 'em? 279 00:12:28,353 --> 00:12:30,121 Dry cleaners. 280 00:12:30,221 --> 00:12:32,387 Those are somebody else's pants? 281 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,620 Well, they're mine now. 282 00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,054 - You're part of the problem, senator. - Please don't... 283 00:12:37,154 --> 00:12:38,554 - isn't he great? - Ted. 284 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,987 - Oh, you know each other, right. - Oh, yeah. 285 00:12:41,087 --> 00:12:42,987 You look fabulous! 286 00:12:43,087 --> 00:12:44,987 You are such a hero. 287 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:47,188 - You are, Barbara. - You know when you founded the oceans foundation, 288 00:12:47,254 --> 00:12:49,987 You changed everything because his kids couldn't swim in the bay. 289 00:12:50,087 --> 00:12:53,320 Oh oh, the poor little kids. 290 00:12:53,420 --> 00:12:55,353 They couldn't swim in the bay. 291 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,087 Oh, what about the 400-Foot pool they could swim in? 292 00:12:58,221 --> 00:13:00,221 That wasn't available to them at the time? 293 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,353 Well, you know, could I just say, 294 00:13:02,420 --> 00:13:05,154 That aside, look at this. 295 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,587 Anonymous. You really... I know. I know. 296 00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,087 I didn't say... Larry, did you know 297 00:13:11,188 --> 00:13:12,787 This anonymous is Ted? 298 00:13:12,921 --> 00:13:15,720 - Yeah, I did. - The point I want to make is: 299 00:13:15,821 --> 00:13:17,188 You didn't need to do this. 300 00:13:17,288 --> 00:13:19,587 - That's true. He didn't. - He didn't. 301 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,954 But that's why I kept my name off, 302 00:13:22,087 --> 00:13:24,188 Because I think it's the exhibit. 303 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,453 It's the issue that needs to stand forward, not me. 304 00:13:26,587 --> 00:13:28,387 - And you're so passionate about the issue. - Thank you. 305 00:13:28,487 --> 00:13:30,854 You know, too many people 306 00:13:30,921 --> 00:13:32,353 Don't do things out of the goodness... 307 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:33,854 They want the credit. 308 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:36,420 You are number one in my book, Ted Danson. 309 00:13:36,487 --> 00:13:38,387 - Senator. - Please don't forget... 310 00:13:38,487 --> 00:13:40,387 I've gotta run. Bye, Larry. Bye, Ted. 311 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:41,921 - So sweet. Bye, darling. - See you later. 312 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,320 - Yeah, bye. - Right this way. 313 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:46,654 Wow, wow. 314 00:13:46,754 --> 00:13:49,654 - I didn't expect that. - What is this bullshit? 315 00:13:49,754 --> 00:13:52,188 - What? - Anonymous. Give me a break. 316 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,054 If you're anonymous, how come people know about it? 317 00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:55,921 I told maybe one or two people, 318 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:58,487 Friends that I didn't think I wanted to have a secret. 319 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,487 I have a feeling everybody in this room knows. 320 00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:03,221 Can I have your attention, everybody? 321 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,921 We're gonna start the ceremony and senator Barbara boxer would like 322 00:14:06,021 --> 00:14:08,754 - To say a few words. - Thank you so much. 323 00:14:08,854 --> 00:14:12,587 This is a night to thank two very special people... 324 00:14:12,654 --> 00:14:15,554 - you know, you're full of shit. - You're a fucking asshole. 325 00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:17,954 - So one is Larry David. - Anonymous. 326 00:14:18,054 --> 00:14:19,387 Larry David. 327 00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:22,221 We are very thrilled with his contribution, 328 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,954 - And the other is anonymous. 329 00:14:36,587 --> 00:14:38,054 So you know not one person, 330 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:42,121 Not one thanked me for the donation. 331 00:14:42,221 --> 00:14:43,420 Are you aware of that? 332 00:14:43,554 --> 00:14:47,054 Next time I give money to anybody 333 00:14:47,188 --> 00:14:49,620 It'll be anonymous, I can tell you that. 334 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:52,221 And I'm going to tell everybody. 335 00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:54,520 I know who the masturbator was. 336 00:14:56,587 --> 00:14:58,420 Jeff. 337 00:15:03,054 --> 00:15:04,320 Uh-Huh. 338 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:08,087 - Ted Danson told you that. - It doesn't matter. 339 00:15:08,154 --> 00:15:10,054 Oh my God. That's really unbelievable. 340 00:15:10,154 --> 00:15:12,821 - You know what's unbelievable? - That's unbelievable. 341 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:15,687 Is that your friend would think that's it's okay 342 00:15:15,787 --> 00:15:18,188 To come over to our house and jerk off. 343 00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:20,987 - He's had too much to drink, you know... - Too much to drink? 344 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,487 - Yeah, he was drunk. - Well I've had drinks before, 345 00:15:23,554 --> 00:15:25,387 And I didn't go over to somebody's house 346 00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:28,021 - And masturbate in the guest room. - Well, good for you. 347 00:15:28,121 --> 00:15:29,821 And by the way, 348 00:15:29,921 --> 00:15:31,387 Jeff is banned from our house. 349 00:15:31,554 --> 00:15:33,520 - You're banning him from the house? - Yeah. 350 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,453 He is not welcome in our house anymore. 351 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:37,987 I'd rather have 352 00:15:38,087 --> 00:15:40,188 The masturbator in the house than the gossiper. 353 00:15:40,288 --> 00:15:42,821 Well, you obviously weren't going to tell me, Larry. 354 00:15:42,921 --> 00:15:46,087 I would have told you on the way home or waited until I got in the house, 355 00:15:46,188 --> 00:15:48,620 - Oh, right. - So we'd have a good laugh over it later. 356 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,987 - A laugh? - Well, whatever. 357 00:15:50,087 --> 00:15:51,987 - Did you really think... - No probably not. 358 00:15:52,087 --> 00:15:56,254 That's hilarious... "Hey, Cheryl, guess who jerked off on our blanket? 359 00:15:56,387 --> 00:15:59,121 It was Jeff. Isn't that hilarious?" Yeah. 360 00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:00,921 Yeah, that's a fun ride home. 361 00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:10,654 Heya, what's going on? 362 00:16:10,754 --> 00:16:12,121 Tch... 363 00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:14,654 It's crazy, really, but, 364 00:16:14,754 --> 00:16:17,520 I... You know. 365 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,453 Um... 366 00:16:22,087 --> 00:16:25,288 Cheryl found out about the stain on the blanket. 367 00:16:25,353 --> 00:16:27,620 How could she find out? You... 368 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:28,921 You didn't tell her. 369 00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:30,519 No. 370 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,021 Ted Danson? 371 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,754 Yeah, her girlfriend Ted! 372 00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:36,387 - Why would he do do something like that? - I don't know. 373 00:16:36,487 --> 00:16:38,754 - That's unbelievable! - I don't understand that! 374 00:16:38,854 --> 00:16:41,288 - That was a private moment! - Absolutely. 375 00:16:41,387 --> 00:16:44,121 - And then he's gossiping? - What a little yenta! 376 00:16:44,221 --> 00:16:46,121 That's crazy! 377 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:48,353 Now how am I gonna look Cheryl in the eye? 378 00:16:48,453 --> 00:16:51,087 How can the four of us ever go out again? 379 00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:52,620 That's another thing. 380 00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:57,353 She's uh... She was pretty upset, and, uh... 381 00:16:57,453 --> 00:17:01,620 She's banned you from the house. 382 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,687 - Cheryl banned me from your house? - You're banned. 383 00:17:05,821 --> 00:17:06,854 What the hell is going on? 384 00:17:06,954 --> 00:17:07,854 Oh, hey, suz'. 385 00:17:08,021 --> 00:17:09,188 - Larr'. - Hi, how are you? 386 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:11,188 What do you mean Cheryl banned you from the house? 387 00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:13,654 - Who just said...? - I heard you! 388 00:17:13,754 --> 00:17:17,021 Don't try to bullshit me! Why, what happened? 389 00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:18,854 What's gonna happen if I don't tell? 390 00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,654 I'll call Cheryl and find out. 391 00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:25,021 - What the fuck difference does it make? - Well, okay. 392 00:17:25,121 --> 00:17:27,453 Last passover... 393 00:17:30,453 --> 00:17:31,921 You what?! 394 00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:34,087 You jerked off in their house? 395 00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,387 - Yeah. - Oh, that is sick! 396 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:40,320 You have wrought your semen outside our home, Jeff? 397 00:17:40,420 --> 00:17:42,320 - Yeah. - That's adultery! 398 00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,921 - That's cheating on me! - When did... 399 00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:48,021 You masturbate in this house and this house alone! Maybe a hotel. 400 00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:49,654 Not at a friend's house! 401 00:17:49,754 --> 00:17:51,221 I have to agree with her, really. 402 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,921 You know what, Larry? I can handle this. 403 00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:54,453 He's my husband. Shut the fuck up, okay? 404 00:17:54,554 --> 00:17:55,754 - Okay. - It's sick, Jeff! 405 00:17:55,854 --> 00:17:58,754 You don't jerk off in somebody else's home! 406 00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:00,221 And Cheryl kicked him out? 407 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,921 - Yeah, she banned him. - Really? 408 00:18:03,021 --> 00:18:05,854 Who the fuck is she to tell my husband what to do? 409 00:18:06,021 --> 00:18:08,288 - I punish my husband! - I could not agree more with you. 410 00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,154 - Thank you very much, Larry. - You're right. 411 00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:11,954 Ban him from the house? 412 00:18:12,121 --> 00:18:14,420 - Fuck you, ban him from the house. - Fuck you, yeah, absolutely. 413 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,320 I will take care of you in my own way. 414 00:18:16,420 --> 00:18:18,754 And you know what? Jeff is banned from your house? 415 00:18:18,854 --> 00:18:20,154 You are banned from my house. 416 00:18:20,221 --> 00:18:22,320 Get the fuck out! 417 00:18:22,420 --> 00:18:24,787 - What? What are you... - Get the fuck out of my house! 418 00:18:24,854 --> 00:18:27,054 Be gone with you! Out! 419 00:18:27,121 --> 00:18:28,954 If he's banned, you're banned! 420 00:18:29,054 --> 00:18:31,054 - You're banning me? - Yes, I am banning you. 421 00:18:31,121 --> 00:18:33,288 - You're banning me from your house? - Yes I am. 422 00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,587 - Okay, fine. I'm banned! - Good! 423 00:18:36,687 --> 00:18:37,921 Don't come back! 424 00:18:38,054 --> 00:18:39,221 Don't worry, I won't! 425 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,620 - Boo! - It's a ghost! Don't let him get me! 426 00:18:47,754 --> 00:18:50,221 What the hell's going on here? Oh, hell no! 427 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,954 I will take you out! 428 00:18:52,054 --> 00:18:54,587 The days are over where you been terrorizing my people! 429 00:18:54,687 --> 00:18:56,887 - It's me! - Me who? 430 00:18:57,021 --> 00:19:00,520 Larry David! What are you doing up under this klan sheet? 431 00:19:00,654 --> 00:19:02,654 - What? - Mm-Hmm. 432 00:19:02,754 --> 00:19:03,887 Oh my God, no no no. 433 00:19:04,021 --> 00:19:05,854 - We were playing ghosts. - Ghosts? 434 00:19:05,954 --> 00:19:08,054 Where I come from, you see somebody in a sheet, 435 00:19:08,154 --> 00:19:10,221 Ghost is not the first thing you think about. 436 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,921 You think about k.K.K. 437 00:19:12,021 --> 00:19:13,787 - K.K.K.? - Yeah. 438 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:16,121 Come on, are you kidding? 439 00:19:16,221 --> 00:19:18,887 Scared me half to death, Larry. 440 00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:20,787 Okay, you can get off now. 441 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:23,687 - All right. Well, help me, love. - Go ahead. 442 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:27,054 I'll get these groceries... 443 00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:29,387 Hey, Jeff's sunglasses. 444 00:19:33,221 --> 00:19:36,154 - Hey, Leon! - What up? 445 00:19:36,254 --> 00:19:38,554 What are you doing? You want to take a ride with me? 446 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:41,554 I gotta return Jeff's sunglasses. He left them here. 447 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,288 I got some stuff to tell you anyway. 448 00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:44,554 All right, Larry. Hold on. 449 00:19:44,687 --> 00:19:46,453 Give me two minutes, Larry. 450 00:19:50,854 --> 00:19:53,654 Ho ho ho! So it's Jeff been jackin' off? 451 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:55,754 That's the jackoff suspect, huh? 452 00:19:55,854 --> 00:19:57,654 Yeah. Leon, I am so sorry. 453 00:19:57,754 --> 00:19:59,821 That's some fucked-Up shit right there, man. 454 00:19:59,921 --> 00:20:02,254 I know. I owe you one. 455 00:20:02,353 --> 00:20:03,754 You damn right you owe me one. 456 00:20:03,887 --> 00:20:05,987 - Okay, so we're cool? - We're cool, man. 457 00:20:06,087 --> 00:20:08,720 Okay. Hey, Leon... 458 00:20:08,821 --> 00:20:11,087 - you see that guy? - That guy right there? 459 00:20:11,188 --> 00:20:12,921 In the yankee Jersey. 460 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,387 Number 25... That's my Jersey! Joe pepitone! 461 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,254 - What? - The dry cleaner gave it to him. 462 00:20:17,353 --> 00:20:18,353 He never gave it back. 463 00:20:18,453 --> 00:20:20,021 That's some bullshit right there. 464 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:22,720 - I'm going to handle this shit. - What are you doing? 465 00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,188 - I'm gonna get your shit back for you, man. - What are you talking about? 466 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:28,021 Be cool, Larry. I'm gonna get that shit back for you. 467 00:20:28,121 --> 00:20:30,288 Leon! 468 00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:53,754 Yeah! 469 00:20:53,887 --> 00:20:57,021 Yeah, that's how I do it, baby! 470 00:20:57,121 --> 00:20:59,320 Ha ha ha! Joe pepitone up in this motherfucker. 471 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:00,854 Jesus. Nice goin', man. 472 00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:02,754 - That's how I doos it, baby. - Nice going. 473 00:21:02,854 --> 00:21:06,288 - That's how I doos it, Larry. - I like it. 474 00:21:12,221 --> 00:21:14,654 What do you want? 475 00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:19,854 Jeff's glasses. 476 00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:21,288 Found them in my house. 477 00:21:21,387 --> 00:21:23,620 He mentioned it to me so I thought I'd return them. 478 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:25,387 All right, fine, thank you. 479 00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:29,254 - Um... I know I'm banned from the house and all... - Yeah? 480 00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:31,487 Think I could use your bathroom? 481 00:21:31,587 --> 00:21:34,054 No, a ban is a ban. What, does my word mean nothing? 482 00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:35,687 I really gotta go. 483 00:21:38,487 --> 00:21:41,188 All right, I will temporarily lift the ban. 484 00:21:41,288 --> 00:21:42,587 In out... Quick! 485 00:21:42,687 --> 00:21:43,854 Beautiful. Thank you. 486 00:21:43,954 --> 00:21:45,754 What the fuck?! 487 00:21:45,854 --> 00:21:47,587 Ow! 488 00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:50,021 - It was a playful tap! - What are you, nine years old 489 00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:53,121 In fourth grade? Get your fuckin' hands off of me! 490 00:21:55,554 --> 00:21:57,720 - It was a playful tap. - Get in and out! 491 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,121 So what are we gonna do now, 492 00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,221 Get me a new blanket, new bed, all that shit? 493 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:05,754 Leon, I'm not getting you a new bed. 494 00:22:05,854 --> 00:22:07,520 Come on, man. That's crazy. 495 00:22:07,654 --> 00:22:09,021 That's crazy right there. 496 00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,587 - That mattress is tainted! - Hey, wait a second. 497 00:22:11,754 --> 00:22:15,221 Oh my God! There's another Joe pepitone Jersey! 498 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,587 This is unbelievable. 499 00:22:16,687 --> 00:22:18,687 Is it possible there's two of these things? 500 00:22:18,787 --> 00:22:21,420 - Can't be two. - Let me check the size. 501 00:22:22,787 --> 00:22:24,754 - 44. - 44? 502 00:22:24,854 --> 00:22:26,221 No, mine's 42. 503 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,021 This can't be my Jersey. That's my Jersey. 504 00:22:29,121 --> 00:22:32,687 Okay, well let's get the right shirt then. How 'bout that? 505 00:22:32,821 --> 00:22:35,387 All right, I can handle that right now. 506 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,954 That guy right there. It's his shirt. 507 00:22:55,054 --> 00:22:58,520 We're definitely taking the damn shirt. 508 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,487 - Larry? - Huh? 509 00:23:00,587 --> 00:23:02,420 Larry David? Hey hey hey. 510 00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:03,954 Hey, it's merle... merle berger 511 00:23:04,054 --> 00:23:06,054 From the n.R.D.C. Function the other night. 512 00:23:06,154 --> 00:23:08,587 Oh, merle! Hey! 513 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:11,987 Hey, did you send that guy over to take my Jersey? 514 00:23:12,087 --> 00:23:14,420 Well, I didn't really send him. 515 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,353 He kind of went off on his own. 516 00:23:16,487 --> 00:23:19,054 He just took the Jersey off my back! 517 00:23:19,154 --> 00:23:21,154 I don't think it's really your Jersey, though, is it, merle? 518 00:23:21,254 --> 00:23:23,154 What do you mean? I was wearing it. 519 00:23:23,254 --> 00:23:25,620 Did you get that Jersey from the dry cleaner? 520 00:23:25,787 --> 00:23:28,787 Yeah, I got it... I got it from the dry cleaner. 521 00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:30,620 Okay, merle, that Jersey is my Jersey. 522 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:33,687 I brought it into that dry cleaner and they gave it to you by mistake. 523 00:23:33,854 --> 00:23:36,787 - But you didn't return it. - Yeah, but that's the law of the dry cleaners. 524 00:23:36,887 --> 00:23:38,654 You know, you win some, you lose some. 525 00:23:38,787 --> 00:23:40,787 - That's the way it works. - That doesn't work out with me. 526 00:23:40,854 --> 00:23:42,520 I never get any stuff from the dry cleaner. 527 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:44,353 The only mistakes they make with me are to give my stuff to other people. 528 00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,188 That's not my fault. I've lost tons of stuff 529 00:23:46,254 --> 00:23:48,054 At the dry cleaners. I lost drapes! 530 00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:50,587 Well, I'm sorry for your losses but you're not gonna make it up now. 531 00:23:50,687 --> 00:23:52,221 If you got a problem with this 532 00:23:52,353 --> 00:23:54,720 Why don't you just write your congressperson? 533 00:23:54,787 --> 00:23:57,054 Yeah, well I spoke to senator boxer. How about that? 534 00:23:57,154 --> 00:23:58,987 Oh, that's great. And what did she say? 535 00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:01,787 She said... 536 00:24:01,887 --> 00:24:05,054 That she's gonna go to washington and take care of this problem. 537 00:24:05,154 --> 00:24:08,154 Okay, you know what? 538 00:24:08,254 --> 00:24:09,887 I'm on the board at the n.R.D.C. 539 00:24:09,987 --> 00:24:11,687 And your name's coming off that wall. 540 00:24:11,787 --> 00:24:12,887 How would you like that? 541 00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:14,787 You're gonna take my name off the wall? 542 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:17,087 - Yeah, I'm gonna... - No! You wouldn't. 543 00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:18,554 Oh, you bet I would. 544 00:24:18,654 --> 00:24:20,453 - Okay, go ahead, do it. - I'm gonna do it! 545 00:24:20,554 --> 00:24:22,288 And why don't you put up "anonymous" instead? 546 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,254 I will. That's a perfect idea. 547 00:24:24,353 --> 00:24:26,520 - Yeah, really? Go ahead and do it. - I have a lot of pull. 548 00:24:26,620 --> 00:24:27,887 - Okay, let's see. - Good. 549 00:24:27,987 --> 00:24:29,320 You come by there next Monday, 550 00:24:29,420 --> 00:24:30,987 It's gonna say "anonymous" on the wall. 551 00:24:31,087 --> 00:24:34,154 - Okay, good! Don't forget. - I'm not! 552 00:24:36,154 --> 00:24:39,520 Okay. Joe pepitone! 553 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,087 We got a matching set, man. 554 00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:50,054 Mom! 555 00:24:50,154 --> 00:24:52,654 What's wrong, sammy, darling? 556 00:24:54,787 --> 00:24:58,520 Mmm! Bam! 557 00:24:58,620 --> 00:24:59,654 Bam! 558 00:24:59,787 --> 00:25:00,720 - War. - War. 559 00:25:00,821 --> 00:25:03,188 I declare war! 560 00:25:03,288 --> 00:25:04,453 Boom! Aw! 561 00:25:04,554 --> 00:25:05,720 All right! What'd I get? 562 00:25:05,821 --> 00:25:07,554 Take it. Peanut, grab that door! 563 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:09,453 Get the door, peanut! 564 00:25:09,554 --> 00:25:10,887 I just want to do my thing, Larry. 565 00:25:10,987 --> 00:25:12,554 What is your thing? 566 00:25:12,687 --> 00:25:14,320 I'm gonna be a director, man... 567 00:25:14,420 --> 00:25:16,087 Action movies, all that stuff, man. 568 00:25:16,188 --> 00:25:18,254 You know you can't just go right into that. 569 00:25:18,353 --> 00:25:21,221 You gotta get something in production, you know what I mean? 570 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,787 Oh. Oh, man. 571 00:25:24,021 --> 00:25:26,288 This is a new low, even for you, Larry. 572 00:25:26,387 --> 00:25:27,387 Huh? 573 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,720 You came over yesterday, you went to the bathroom 574 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:33,188 And you choked it on sammy's teddy bear 575 00:25:33,288 --> 00:25:37,188 As some kind of revenge masturbatory payback! 576 00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:40,288 - Okay, I didn't do that... - Oh, bullshit! You're a fucking liar! 577 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:41,821 - What, I did that? - Yes you did! 578 00:25:41,954 --> 00:25:42,821 Are you crazy? 579 00:25:42,921 --> 00:25:44,387 It's that jackalit, right? 580 00:25:44,453 --> 00:25:45,854 Who the fuck is this? 581 00:25:45,954 --> 00:25:47,487 That's Leon, Loretta's brother. 582 00:25:47,587 --> 00:25:49,654 What's up what's up, what's up what's up? Mmm. 583 00:25:49,754 --> 00:25:52,654 I like a woman with a smart-Ass mouth like that. 584 00:25:52,754 --> 00:25:55,288 - Yeah, well fuck you too! - Mmm. You handle yourself. 585 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,487 That's beside the point, Leon. This is sick, 586 00:25:57,587 --> 00:26:00,587 This is perverse, and I think this is the lowest you've ever gone. 587 00:26:00,754 --> 00:26:03,054 - Come on, I didn't do that. - Oh really, then who did? 588 00:26:03,221 --> 00:26:05,954 - I don't know. - Just some anonymous person? 589 00:26:06,054 --> 00:26:07,520 Who's anonymous, then? 590 00:26:07,654 --> 00:26:10,921 - Oh, I know who anonymous is. - Who? 591 00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:13,487 - It's Ted Danson. - How do you know? 592 00:26:13,587 --> 00:26:15,787 Well, he told me, but he told me not to tell anybody. 593 00:26:15,921 --> 00:26:18,954 That's how he likes to do it. Makes him feel better about himself. 594 00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,320 Danson?! 595 00:26:21,420 --> 00:26:23,121 Oh, that's disgusting! 596 00:26:23,221 --> 00:26:25,687 That is just disgusting! 597 00:26:25,754 --> 00:26:27,954 What a perv, man! Actors! 598 00:26:28,021 --> 00:26:30,987 Boom! War. 599 00:26:31,121 --> 00:26:33,121 I declare... 600 00:26:33,221 --> 00:26:34,254 - boom! - ... War. 601 00:26:40,954 --> 00:26:42,221 I'll get it. 602 00:26:53,687 --> 00:26:55,921 Ted, it's suzie for you. 603 00:26:56,021 --> 00:26:59,021 I wonder what she wants. 604 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,887 - Hey, Larr, how are you? - Hi kathy. 605 00:27:06,987 --> 00:27:08,754 - How are you doing, man? - Good. 606 00:27:08,887 --> 00:27:12,420 Hey, I wanted to tell you I heard that you took your name off the nrdc building 607 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,687 And had it replaced with anonymous. 608 00:27:14,787 --> 00:27:18,320 I think it's so wonderful. I admire you so much for that. 609 00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:22,320 Kathy, I get plenty of fanfare. I don't need the fanfare, you know? 610 00:27:22,420 --> 00:27:24,221 - Good for you, Larry. - I really don't. 611 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,320 As a matter of fact, I hope you don't mind 612 00:27:26,420 --> 00:27:29,854 That I told a few people that you were the anonymous person. 613 00:27:30,021 --> 00:27:32,420 I hope that's okay that I let that slip out. 614 00:27:32,587 --> 00:27:35,054 Well, I can't really tell you what to do, but I... Yeah... 615 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,087 People should know you're anonymous. 616 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:40,154 - You're a great guy, Larry... - Well, if you want to tell people go ahead. 617 00:27:40,254 --> 00:27:43,188 - You know, it's up to you. - I have already and I might continue. 618 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,353 - Continue away. - All right, I will. 619 00:27:45,453 --> 00:27:46,787 - Thank you. - Take care, honey. 620 00:27:46,887 --> 00:27:48,087 - Bye bye. - Bye. 621 00:27:48,221 --> 00:27:50,987 It's that guy. That's the guy. 622 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,887 Hey! That's the guy! 623 00:27:52,987 --> 00:27:55,353 That's that bald guy that took my Jersey! 624 00:28:30,453 --> 00:28:31,587 You gotta let me in! 625 00:28:31,687 --> 00:28:32,987 These people are chasing me! 626 00:28:33,154 --> 00:28:35,221 Sir, the building's closed. I can't help you. 627 00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:38,420 No no, I'm Larry David. That's my wing! 628 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,620 - That says "anonymous." - I'm anonymous! 629 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:41,987 I'm anonymous! 630 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:44,154 I'm anonymous! 631 00:28:44,254 --> 00:28:46,821 Larry David IS ANONYMOUS!