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<i>Previously on</i> This Is Us...

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I just got six messages
from the adoption agency.

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We have a match.

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- ELLIE: Kate and Toby?
- Hi.

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- KATE: Hi.
- Hi. I'm-I'm Ellie.

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Thank you for the Edible Arrangement.

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I wasn't sure what
the appropriate gift would be

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<i>for when the birth mother
of your twin sister's baby</i>

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<i>is being induced.</i>

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Hey, Kev. I was wondering
if we could talk.

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Randall, I'm sorry, I can't right now.

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<i>Madison's in labor,</i>

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<i>and I'm stuck here in Vancouver.</i>

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I'll call you soon, okay? I'm sorry.

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- Got you a flight.
<i>- KEVIN: Yes!</i>

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<i>- G-Great. What airport?
- Seattle.</i>

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<i>It boards in two hours. Can you make it?</i>

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KEVIN: Listen, I can't start
off by not being there for them.

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I don't know how else
to explain it to you, okay?

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It will break me.

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<i>MADISON: I can't believe
I'm maybe gonna do this alone.</i>

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- Hello?
- Hi, Madison.

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<i>We just want you to know
that we're here.</i>

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<i>And we can stay on the phone
with you for a while.</i>

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- You're family.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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Yeah, that'd be really nice.

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("HEAT WAVE" BY MARTHA REEVES
& THE VANDELLAS PLAYING)

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♪ <i>Whenever I'm with him</i> ♪

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♪ <i>Something inside...</i> ♪

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ESTHER: All right, in there
I've found a Swede,

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a South African, two Thais,

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a Scot and a Brit.

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Does a Scot count as a Brit?

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Eh, doesn't matter.

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What are you and do you have a light?

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I don't.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm Nasir. From India.

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Esther. From Argentina.

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And I need a light. (LAUGHS)

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(SIGHS): Aye. New Mexico
isn't quite what I imagined.

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It's dustier.

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Very big food.

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The first day I got here,
I got a hamburger,

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like, the size of my head.

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(LAUGHS)

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You don't talk much, huh?

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My advisor insisted I come.

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Try and make friends, but...

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I-I can't put this down.

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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<i>Advanced Computer Programming.</i>

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- Anything good?
- (LAUGHS SOFTLY)

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It's about Turing's
development of his a-machine

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and how in proving the uncomputability

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of the <i>Entscheidungsproblem</i>
by such a machine,

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he showed the fundamental limitations

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of mechanical computation.

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I have no idea
what you are talking about.

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But I know I love hearing you talk.

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♪

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JACK: Hey, kids,

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grab your bags.

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I want to load the car now so we can

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hit the road for the cabin
at 8:00 a.m. sharp.

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And I'm gonna go, uh, make
some sandwiches for lunch,

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so let me know what you guys want, okay?

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Guys, we don't want to go.

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- Wait, what?
- Huh?

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- Of course you do.
- RANDALL: Hey, sorry, Dad,

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but the cabin is lame.

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- Very lame.
- JACK: No, no, no, no, no.

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The cabin is not lame.

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The cabin is... relaxation.

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- REBECCA: Yeah.
- The cabin is fresh air

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- and s'mores and...
- Look, we all set up sleepovers

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for the weekend.

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Parent-approved. You can call them.

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Cancel your plans, all right?

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We're going on a family
vacation this weekend,

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- and that's the end of...
- Uh, babe?

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Could I talk to you?

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Would it be the worst thing
in the world to go away

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without the little grumps?

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Think about it, come on.

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You, me, romantic cabin getaway,

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let the kids be someone else's
problem for the night?

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You and me, romantic cabin getaway?

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Yeah.

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Hey.

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Sleepover drop-off train
leaves at 8:00 a.m. sharp.

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(WHISPERS): Yes.

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(LINE RINGING)

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<i>- KEVIN: This is Kevin. Leave a message.
- (SIGHS)</i>

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(BEEPS)

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- Kev's phone still going to voice mail?
- Yeah.

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So I have no idea
if he made his flight or not.

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Can you imagine if he misses this?

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He won't.

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At least Randall and Beth

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got in touch with her from New Orleans

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- so she's not alone.
- True. True.

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I should be with them.

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I'm supposed to be with them.

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(REBECCA SIGHS)

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- (BAG RUSTLING)
- RANDALL: Mm...

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Looks like they forgot
the special sauce.

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- Oh, man!
- I know.

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We did not just find the only place open

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in the middle of nowhere, Alabama,

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- and they didn't give me the special sauce.
- Mm-hmm.

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<i>Are you guys sure you don't want to go?</i>

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'Cause I can hang up.

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I know it's late for you, and, um,

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and, you know, I'm sure
you need to find a motel

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- for the night.
<i>- BETH: Oh, uh-uh.</i>

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<i>I have not done my own hair and nails</i>

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and waxing for the better part of a year

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just to get COVID
from some rank motel off I-81.

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Hey, Madison,

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for the 20th time, we're not hanging up.

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We are with you until Kevin gets there.

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If anything,
you're doing us a favor, right?

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You're giving us
a little roadside entertainment

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as we take turns driving
and shotgunning Red Bulls

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<i>for the next 14 hours.</i>

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I know this isn't
exactly how you imagined

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the births of these babies,

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but I do believe that Kevin is out there

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trying his damnedest to get to you

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and that he will be there

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in time for your
unfairly gorgeous babies

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<i>to be born.</i>

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And if, for some reason, he doesn't,

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then you got a couple

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of real live baby
birthing experts right here

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<i>to see you through it every step
of the way. We can handle it.</i>

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<i>Beth had a natural birth with Tess</i>

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<i>right in our living room.</i>

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<i>(PHONE CHIMES)</i>

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- Kevin?
<i>- Um...</i>

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Ah, it's Kate. Uh, family text thread.

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<i>(MADISON SIGHS)</i>

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_

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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(LINE RINGING)

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<i>KATE: Hey, babe.</i>

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<i>- How's it going?
- Mm-hmm. Hi.</i>

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Hey, group texts?

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No way, Kate. Absolutely not.

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If I can't be
in the delivery room because of

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<i>stupid COVID,
then I demand personalized,</i>

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individualized updates.

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Okay. (CHUCKLES) Okay.

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Listen, the only update
is that I'm being

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a really great birth partner to a birth

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- that is...
- So freaking slow.

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How long have we been here,
like, a hundred hours?

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Eight.

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A breezy eight. Oh, babe,

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have you had any updates
from the sitter?

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Uh, yeah, Jack is fine.
I'm the one out here

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in the, uh, hospital
parking lot losing my mind.

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KATE: Everything is fine, I promise.

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And I will update you

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when there is an update worth sharing.

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<i>Okay? Hey, so, uh,</i>

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how's your list coming?

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Uh, my list?

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Uh, you'll just... You'll know
when you know. How about that?

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- Fine, be mysterious. Oh, hey.
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)

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- The nurse is here. Got to go. Bye.
<i>- Okay.</i>

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- NURSE JOAN: Hi, there.
- Hi.

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- Hey.
- My name is Joan.

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I'm taking over for Rachel.

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ELLIE: Oh, did you hear that, Kate?

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We've been here for a whole nurse shift,

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and my cervix
is still refusing to budge.

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NURSE JOAN: Things speed
up eventually. They always do.

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Just hang in there, Mom.

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ELLIE: Sorry, um,

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I just want to make sure

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that everyone on the
delivery team remembers

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that Kate is the adoptive mother.

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She is Mom.

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I am just a temporary landlord
with an eviction notice.

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I am so sorry.
I should've checked your file

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- before I came in. I meant no...
- It's okay. It's okay.

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But please do remind everyone
that when the baby is here,

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she should go directly to Kate.

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Not to me.

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Will do. Page me if you need anything.

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- Okay. Thanks.
- ELLIE: Thank you.

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I mean, it's as if she's never had

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a woman giving birth
to her one-night-stand baby

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with the adoptive mother
as the birth partner

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in the middle of a global pandemic.

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I know. It's, like, old-fashioned.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Hey.

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I'm really grateful that
you're here with me for this.

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Well, I'm really grateful
that you asked me.

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Really.

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So, let's have this baby.

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(CHUCKLES)

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(EXHALES) I cannot wait to start a fire

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and just sit around
in my cozy socks all weekend.

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Is that all you're gonna be wearing?

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- Because I can get on board with that.
- Ha-ha.

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(GASPS) You know what the best part is?

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- What's that?
- Not having to hear

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Kate recite the plot
of this week's <i>90210</i>.

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Oh, yeah. She's, uh,
kind of obsessed, huh?

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Honestly, I can't even tell
if it's a terrible show

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or if she's just terrible
at recapping it.

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And you know what else

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- I'm psyched to not have to listen to?
- Okay.

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Kevin and Randall bickering
about everything.

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I mean, here is to an entire weekend

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without having to hear
the word "buttmunch".

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Mm-hmm.

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(SIGHS): Oh, babe.

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Do you feel that bliss settling in?

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That is the bliss of an entire weekend

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- with no surly teenage interruptions.
- Yeah.

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Oh, no.

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- Jack, come here.
- What?

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Oh, what the hell?

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(REBECCA SIGHS)

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(JACK SIGHS)

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MIGUEL: All right, I
found 30 years' worth

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of dusty old board games
to keep us busy.

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Did you put yourself into a time-out?

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No, there's better Wi-Fi over here.

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I-I didn't know if the kids
were trying to call or text me

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and maybe I just didn't have service.

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Do you want to go upstairs
and watch TV instead?

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No, I don't want to watch TV.
I want my kids to call me

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with more information.
I want to teleport

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my body to Los Angeles. I want...

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I want a cocktail.

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(CHUCKLES)

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No, I'm-I'm not kidding.
I want a cocktail.

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Are you sure? The doctor said
with the meds, you could...

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One drink every once in a while
would not kill me.

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00:10:12,553 --> 00:10:14,164
(CHUCKLES): And in this case,

247
00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:16,233
I feel like it might
actually save my life.

248
00:10:16,257 --> 00:10:18,492
Well, I mean, how would
a cocktail really compare

249
00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,345
to Girl Talk: A Game of Truth or Dare?

250
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,680
Or your life.

251
00:10:21,704 --> 00:10:24,065
Me having a cocktail
might save your life.

252
00:10:24,482 --> 00:10:27,028
One cocktail coming right up.

253
00:10:27,052 --> 00:10:29,153
(WHISPERS): Thank you.

254
00:10:30,055 --> 00:10:31,933
(SIGHS)

255
00:10:31,957 --> 00:10:34,235
Oh, come on.

256
00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,137
<i>RANDALL: So, yeah. Apparently,</i>

257
00:10:36,161 --> 00:10:38,639
<i>we own a farmhouse in New Orleans now.</i>

258
00:10:38,663 --> 00:10:40,474
Randall, that-that story

259
00:10:40,498 --> 00:10:41,598
<i>is insane.</i>

260
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,244
(CHUCKLES) You're not wrong.

261
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,279
(GROANING)

262
00:10:45,303 --> 00:10:47,048
Okay.

263
00:10:48,269 --> 00:10:51,334
Those last few have been pretty intense.

264
00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,969
Maybe we should call the nurse.

265
00:10:53,678 --> 00:10:55,362
You okay to keep driving for a while?

266
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:58,058
Mm, yeah. It's your time to shine, baby.

267
00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:00,018
<i>MADISON: Okay.</i>

268
00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:02,168
(EXHALES)

269
00:11:06,807 --> 00:11:09,142
♪

270
00:11:13,848 --> 00:11:14,783
ARLO: Hey.

271
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,709
You're in my spot.

272
00:11:20,121 --> 00:11:23,000
I can see, like, ten empty spots
just in my line of vision.

273
00:11:23,024 --> 00:11:24,683
- I'm not even looking over there.
- Great.

274
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,211
Just move into one of those, then.

275
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,732
Um... I... (LAUGHING)

276
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,624
I'm sorry, sir.

277
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,901
Do you not see my elaborate setup?

278
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:36,695
I'm loving it. This-this elaborate setup

279
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,906
kind of makes me wish

280
00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:39,541
I had gone to a football school
where I could've

281
00:11:39,565 --> 00:11:41,443
tailgated every weekend for four years.

282
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,445
- And I hate football.
- You know, I don't give

283
00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:44,746
a rat's ass. Just move it.

284
00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,682
Buddy, I'm just waiting

285
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,350
for my daughter to be born, okay?

286
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:52,070
And I'm waiting to find out
if my wife is gonna live or die.

287
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,513
Oh.

288
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,994
55 years attached at the hip.

289
00:12:01,371 --> 00:12:02,638
Now I'm down here,

290
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,941
and she's up there,
attached to a ventilator.

291
00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:09,378
This freakin' virus.

292
00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:14,275
And I've been coming here every night,

293
00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:17,820
and I always park in that spot.

294
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,099
Number 157.

295
00:12:20,890 --> 00:12:22,402
It's her favorite number.

296
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,620
It's the first house we ever lived in.

297
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,455
157 Overhill Road.

298
00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,083
(CHUCKLES):
She's always been superstitious

299
00:12:29,107 --> 00:12:30,650
about that kind of stuff.

300
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,923
Like a special number
had some sort of a...

301
00:12:33,948 --> 00:12:35,780
a magical power.

302
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,717
Am I really gonna have to ask
you to move your car again?

303
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,454
No, sir, you are not.
I'm moving right now.

304
00:12:43,921 --> 00:12:45,748
I'm moving.

305
00:12:53,214 --> 00:12:54,924
He's perfect.

306
00:12:55,449 --> 00:12:57,384
He looks just like me.

307
00:12:59,186 --> 00:13:02,122
This baby is a mathematical anomaly.

308
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,735
He's a product
greater than the constants

309
00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:06,436
multiplied to make him.

310
00:13:07,762 --> 00:13:09,873
I hate to break it to you, my son,

311
00:13:09,897 --> 00:13:14,000
but your father is a giant geek.

312
00:13:14,869 --> 00:13:16,571
(CHUCKLES)

313
00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:22,802
All right, these should be drinkable.

314
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,655
- (SIGHS)
- There you go.

315
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,156
Thank you.

316
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,148
<i>- Salud.
- Cheers. (CHUCKLES)</i>

317
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,020
- Whew! (LAUGHS)
- Ah.

318
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,331
I didn't have much to work with.

319
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,790
That liquor cabinet hasn't been updated

320
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,542
- in 20-plus years, so I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.

321
00:13:37,567 --> 00:13:39,210
I know you love anisette, but this...

322
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,346
this tastes like car fuel.

323
00:13:41,370 --> 00:13:42,904
- Car fuel? Wow.
- (LAUGHS): Yeah, it does.

324
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,675
Now, I seem to remember
you had more than one shot

325
00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,212
of chichaítos in Puerto Rico
after our wedding.

326
00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,713
Excuse me. I was in Puerto Rico.

327
00:13:49,737 --> 00:13:51,413
I was married. I was happy.

328
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,226
Will you please give
an old lady a break.

329
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,051
- Just this once. Just this once.
- (BOTH LAUGH)

330
00:14:04,828 --> 00:14:06,806
(FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING STAIRS)

331
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,889
JACK: Pipe in the
upstairs bathroom burst.

332
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,801
Yeah, the whole room is just...
it's flooded.

333
00:14:10,825 --> 00:14:12,536
- Oh.
- I'm gonna go to the hardware store,

334
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,170
get some stuff to stop all that.

335
00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,474
What was in the boxes?

336
00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:18,509
Um, well, that's some of

337
00:14:18,533 --> 00:14:20,278
the kids' old art we brought from home.

338
00:14:20,302 --> 00:14:22,814
We were gonna frame it and put it up,

339
00:14:22,838 --> 00:14:24,782
but we just never got around to it.

340
00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,317
JACK: Oh, man.

341
00:14:26,341 --> 00:14:28,017
Everything's ruined.

342
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:31,747
Come on. It's not like
our kids' crappy art

343
00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:34,399
was gonna make it
in The Met or anything.

344
00:14:36,108 --> 00:14:38,736
(SIGHS) Right. That was a good one, Bec.

345
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:41,046
- What?
- Nothing.

346
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,407
It's just, you've...

347
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,461
You've been ripping on the kids all day.

348
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,630
No, I haven't.

349
00:14:48,913 --> 00:14:50,724
Look, forget it. Doesn't matter.

350
00:14:50,748 --> 00:14:52,159
You're right, the box is ruined.

351
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,827
- Let's just toss it and move on.
- Jack.

352
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,262
I'm gonna go to the hardware store,

353
00:14:55,286 --> 00:14:56,813
get something to fix that.

354
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,381
I'll be back soon.

355
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,460
(DOOR CLOSES)

356
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:16,206
What's with you?

357
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:18,185
(SIGHS) Baby's on the way.

358
00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:21,753
Uh, I'd be pacing back and forth
in the waiting room if I could,

359
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,533
but don't worry, I'll-I'll stay
over here in my-my zone.

360
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,117
I won't get too close.

361
00:15:27,495 --> 00:15:31,030
Uh, are those...
are those pigs on your...

362
00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:32,973
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

363
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:36,110
Pigs are a thing with Rose, my wife.

364
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:40,833
We went to Austria on our honeymoon

365
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:43,801
because <i>The Sound of Music</i>
came out that year and...

366
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,346
she wanted to see Salzburg.

367
00:15:46,796 --> 00:15:48,306
I get it.

368
00:15:48,798 --> 00:15:50,543
I made Kate move to Pasadena

369
00:15:50,567 --> 00:15:53,102
just for the <i>Back to the Future</i> house.

370
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:56,898
We were there over New Year's.

371
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:00,353
Turns out the Austrians
go all out for pigs

372
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,744
over New Year's.

373
00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:06,616
Pigs on platters and marzipan pigs,

374
00:16:07,284 --> 00:16:09,885
little pig tchotchkes
in all the markets.

375
00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,247
They say they bring good luck.

376
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,042
So...

377
00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:19,504
to start our marriage off right,

378
00:16:20,254 --> 00:16:22,364
we bought this little sucker.

379
00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:28,096
And over the years, whenever
we needed a little luck...

380
00:16:29,673 --> 00:16:31,440
You found yourself a pig.

381
00:16:34,644 --> 00:16:39,348
Figured I'd bring the whole
bacon army out for this one.

382
00:16:41,384 --> 00:16:42,995
They say they might be able

383
00:16:43,019 --> 00:16:45,197
to take her off
the ventilator soon, but...

384
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,572
Hey, that's...

385
00:16:47,190 --> 00:16:50,069
you know, that's not...
that's not nothing, right?

386
00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,938
So you, uh...

387
00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,906
you haven't been able
to go inside at all, huh?

388
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,082
No.

389
00:16:56,331 --> 00:16:58,810
She made me promise not to visit.

390
00:16:58,834 --> 00:17:01,068
She didn't want me getting sick, too.

391
00:17:02,204 --> 00:17:04,590
(CHUCKLES) If you think I'm stubborn,

392
00:17:05,207 --> 00:17:06,951
you ought to meet my Rose.

393
00:17:06,975 --> 00:17:08,386
(LAUGHS)

394
00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:10,388
Yeah.

395
00:17:11,106 --> 00:17:13,516
Kate can be kind of stubborn, too.

396
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,635
Is that why you're out here?

397
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,993
She kick you out of the delivery room?

398
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,073
Oh, uh, no.

399
00:17:20,097 --> 00:17:22,358
We're actually adopting.

400
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,918
Yeah, she's in there with the birth mom,

401
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:28,032
and there's only one visitor allowed.

402
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:31,675
But we made a deal...
since she gets to be in there,

403
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,661
I get to pick the middle name.

404
00:17:34,045 --> 00:17:35,356
Anything I want.

405
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:37,707
She has no veto rights.

406
00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,576
- That's a lot of pressure.
- Yeah.

407
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,753
Yeah, I have quite the list going on.

408
00:17:42,959 --> 00:17:45,427
I'm having a hard time
whittling it down.

409
00:17:46,138 --> 00:17:48,468
I don't want to pick it out just yet.

410
00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,136
You know?

411
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:55,183
I want to wait till she's here,
until she's officially ours.

412
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,562
Just don't want to jinx it.

413
00:18:20,136 --> 00:18:21,542
Here.

414
00:18:24,946 --> 00:18:27,114
One of Rose's favorites.

415
00:18:32,386 --> 00:18:34,063
DR. MOLANI: Once the anesthetic is in,

416
00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:37,491
you'll start to feel relief
in about 15 minutes.

417
00:18:38,358 --> 00:18:39,951
So, can you lean forward

418
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,886
and round your shoulders, please?

419
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,811
MADISON: Oh, no, no.
No way. Hell no. I am...

420
00:18:48,836 --> 00:18:50,915
- I am all the way out. No.
<i>- RANDALL: Hey, Madison, Madison, Madison.</i>

421
00:18:50,939 --> 00:18:52,616
<i>Don't look at the needle. Look at me.</i>

422
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:55,701
<i>Okay? Just focus
on these calming baby browns.</i>

423
00:18:59,113 --> 00:19:00,724
MADISON: Oh, God.

424
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,098
Oh, God, I just looked
at it again, Randall.

425
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,410
<i>(SIGHS) Distract me.</i>

426
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,911
<i>Please tell me a story that has</i>

427
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:06,504
<i>- nothing to do with this.</i>
- Yeah.

428
00:19:07,004 --> 00:19:08,348
Okay, uh, when I decided

429
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:09,856
to become a city councilman, I had to...

430
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,510
- Come on, give her something interesting.
- (GROANS) Okay.

431
00:19:14,262 --> 00:19:15,439
Okay.

432
00:19:15,463 --> 00:19:16,696
(LAUGHS)

433
00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:20,677
His junior prom, Kev comes home wasted.

434
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,803
Uh, reminder that I'm having

435
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,038
this recovering alcoholic's
babies right now.

436
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,750
<i>Yeah, but this was back when he was just</i>

437
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,352
<i>a charming rascal teen
having one too many,</i>

438
00:19:28,376 --> 00:19:29,953
<i>so just go with me here, okay?</i>

439
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,848
Uh, I intercept him before
our parents know he's home.

440
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,467
I take him down to his room,

441
00:19:34,491 --> 00:19:36,716
tell him to take off his shoes
so he can get into bed.

442
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,095
Go to get him a glass of water,
I come back,

443
00:19:39,287 --> 00:19:41,699
and he is completely naked,

444
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:45,369
- belting "MMMBop" at the top of his lungs.
- (BETH LAUGHING)

445
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,078
<i>I mean, my man is going for it.</i>

446
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,415
<i>He's shaking his little pasty ass,</i>

447
00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,501
<i>literally jumping up and down
on his bed doing air drums.</i>

448
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,944
- (SCOFFS) God, Kevin.
<i>- I keep telling him</i>

449
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,848
to shut the hell up
before he wakes up our parents.

450
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:01,934
Then, suddenly, he stops... right?

451
00:20:02,218 --> 00:20:04,930
and he stares at me, just dead serious.

452
00:20:05,187 --> 00:20:07,766
<i>I think he's about to hurl everywhere,</i>

453
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,942
<i>and then he just says,</i>

454
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:14,089
<i>"Dude, how come we never
started a brother band?</i>

455
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,291
<i>- "Like Hanson.</i>
- (CHUCKLES)

456
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,694
<i>"We could be Pearson.</i>

457
00:20:19,076 --> 00:20:21,688
<i>We could be rock stars, man."</i>

458
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,299
- DR. MOLANI: A little pinch.
- (MADISON WHIMPERS)

459
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,890
<i>Hey, Madison, look at me.
Can you imagine it?</i>

460
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,570
<i>Me and Kev on a world tour?</i>

461
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,005
♪ <i>Uh-huh</i> ♪

462
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,439
♪ <i>Oh, yeah</i> ♪

463
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,542
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

464
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,316
♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

465
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:38,296
<i>Come on. Join in in our band. Come on.</i>

466
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,965
MADISON (UNENTHUSIASTICALLY):
♪ <i>Dooby da ba doo-wop</i> ♪

467
00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:42,967
<i>There she is!</i>

468
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,969
RANDALL and BETH:
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

469
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,405
♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

470
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:50,008
- ♪ <i>Ba du bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪
- (DOOR OPENS)

471
00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,409
♪ <i>Ba du</i> ♪

472
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:53,411
♪ <i>Mmm bop, ba duba dop</i> ♪

473
00:20:53,435 --> 00:20:55,113
♪ <i>Ba du bop</i> ♪

474
00:20:55,137 --> 00:20:57,348
♪ <i>Yeah, yeah.</i> ♪

475
00:20:57,372 --> 00:20:58,574
KEVIN: Randall?

476
00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:00,550
<i>RANDALL: Kev?</i>

477
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,215
MADISON: I want to hit you,
but I also want to kiss you.

478
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,472
(KEVIN CHUCKLES)

479
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,844
- KEVIN: Yeah, that's...
- (SETS BAG DOWN)

480
00:21:19,762 --> 00:21:21,263
I get it.

481
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,725
Sounds like you had
some company, though, right?

482
00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:27,094
MADISON: Yeah, he, um...
he called to check in on me.

483
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,313
He was on the phone for hours.

484
00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,124
KEVIN: Really? Wow.

485
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,554
Randall, I don't know what to say, man.

486
00:21:35,578 --> 00:21:37,856
<i>Nothing required, man.</i>

487
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,591
<i>I knew you'd make it.</i>

488
00:21:39,615 --> 00:21:41,226
<i>I'm gonna pass the torch.</i>

489
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,551
<i>We'll catch up soon.</i>

490
00:21:43,857 --> 00:21:45,220
MADISON: Thanks, guys.

491
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:48,349
<i>Hey. You got this, M-Cat.
(CLICKS TONGUE)</i>

492
00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,460
(CLOSES LAPTOP)

493
00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,922
(MADISON SIGHS)

494
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,994
MADISON: I can't believe
you actually made it.

495
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:01,496
KEVIN: Yeah, no, it's...

496
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,506
You wouldn't believe
the insane night that I had.

497
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,743
The head of TSA
at the Seattle airport is

498
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:07,578
definitely going
on our Christmas card list.

499
00:22:07,602 --> 00:22:09,536
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

500
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,391
Doesn't matter.

501
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:14,204
None of that matters.

502
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,085
The only thing that matters
is that I made it.

503
00:22:18,508 --> 00:22:20,171
Before I left, you asked me

504
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,083
how this family was
gonna fit into my life.

505
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:23,975
MADISON: Yeah.

506
00:22:24,805 --> 00:22:26,783
KEVIN: This family is my life.

507
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:29,424
Uh, I quit the movie.

508
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:31,059
Yeah, no, I don't want to take jobs

509
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:32,810
that are gonna take me away from you.

510
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:36,698
And this... these beautiful babies

511
00:22:36,722 --> 00:22:38,941
that we're about ready to meet.
(CHUCKLES)

512
00:22:40,163 --> 00:22:42,193
This is all I'll ever need.

513
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,465
I made it.

514
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:50,545
MADISON: You made it.

515
00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,380
♪ <i>I saw you there</i> ♪

516
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:54,249
♪ <i>That's when I knew...</i> ♪

517
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,484
KEVIN: These masks are
really pulling my ears forward.

518
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,751
I feel like Dumbo. You're about
ready to have twins with Dumbo.

519
00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:02,298
♪ <i>When good love shines,</i>
<i>I feel it, too</i> ♪

520
00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:07,003
♪ <i>Take me with you, take me with you</i> ♪

521
00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:10,106
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

522
00:23:10,130 --> 00:23:14,677
♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪

523
00:23:15,151 --> 00:23:18,664
♪ <i>Oh, we'll sail into the sun</i> ♪

524
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:22,650
♪ <i>Take my hand and run into</i> ♪

525
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:26,329
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

526
00:23:27,431 --> 00:23:31,401
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

527
00:23:39,176 --> 00:23:43,023
♪ <i>And we will swim without our clothes</i> ♪

528
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:47,260
♪ <i>And watch the waves,</i>
<i>see where they'll go</i> ♪

529
00:23:47,284 --> 00:23:51,498
♪ <i>When waters rise, they sometimes do</i> ♪

530
00:23:51,522 --> 00:23:55,392
♪ <i>I'll be with you, I'll be with you</i> ♪

531
00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,106
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

532
00:23:59,130 --> 00:24:03,567
♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪

533
00:24:04,435 --> 00:24:07,379
♪ <i>Oh, we'll sail into the sun</i> ♪

534
00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:11,251
♪ <i>Take my hand and run into</i> ♪

535
00:24:11,275 --> 00:24:15,037
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

536
00:24:15,379 --> 00:24:19,416
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

537
00:24:20,084 --> 00:24:22,462
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

538
00:24:22,486 --> 00:24:24,621
(BABY CRYING)

539
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,191
ELLIE: Kate.

540
00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:30,678
I want to hold her.

541
00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:35,172
I know that I said that
I didn't, but I changed my mind.

542
00:24:36,270 --> 00:24:38,905
KATE: Uh, of course. Yeah.

543
00:24:41,872 --> 00:24:45,241
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

544
00:24:46,844 --> 00:24:49,356
♪ <i>Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh</i> ♪

545
00:24:49,380 --> 00:24:51,191
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

546
00:24:51,215 --> 00:24:53,393
♪ <i>So I build a boat to sail</i> ♪

547
00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:57,764
- ♪ <i>I swear I'll never fail you</i> ♪
- ♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

548
00:24:57,788 --> 00:25:01,134
♪ <i>The sea of love</i> ♪

549
00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:02,803
♪ <i>The sea of love...</i> ♪

550
00:25:02,827 --> 00:25:04,604
NURSE JOAN: All right, Mom.

551
00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:07,697
- Here's your daughter.
- Oh, um, she's gonna hold her.

552
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,815
(ELLIE'S BREATH TREMBLING)

553
00:25:14,839 --> 00:25:16,673
ELLIE: Hi.

554
00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:21,337
So that's what you look like.

555
00:25:27,351 --> 00:25:30,137
Kate, do you... do you mind if...

556
00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:33,599
I would just like to be alone with her.

557
00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:36,310
KATE: Oh, um...

558
00:25:36,961 --> 00:25:37,895
yeah.

559
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:39,730
Of course.

560
00:25:39,754 --> 00:25:41,732
♪ <i>I feel it, too</i> ♪

561
00:25:41,756 --> 00:25:44,958
♪ <i>Take me with you, take me with you.</i> ♪

562
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,471
G-7?

563
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,598
(SIGHS) The twins are good.

564
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:01,994
Still just the one picture,
and no new update from Kate.

565
00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,369
Well, I'm sure we'll hear something

566
00:26:03,370 --> 00:26:05,731
- when there's something to hear.
- Yeah.

567
00:26:09,718 --> 00:26:10,719
What is that?

568
00:26:11,095 --> 00:26:13,240
- Hmm?
- The blobs.

569
00:26:13,264 --> 00:26:15,242
The-the painting. You've been
staring at that all night.

570
00:26:15,266 --> 00:26:16,684
What is that?

571
00:26:20,971 --> 00:26:22,916
JACK: What's all this?

572
00:26:22,940 --> 00:26:25,642
REBECCA: This is the
best possible solution

573
00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,812
I could find to try and save them.

574
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,533
I'm gonna go get my hair dryer.

575
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:30,798
No, Bec.

576
00:26:31,365 --> 00:26:33,174
It's fine. They-they're ruined.

577
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,309
Really, I'm-I'm over it.

578
00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:38,706
Jack...

579
00:26:39,381 --> 00:26:42,460
making fun of our kids
together is our thing.

580
00:26:42,484 --> 00:26:44,829
It's our one coping mechanism

581
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,731
against three sets of teenage hormones.

582
00:26:46,755 --> 00:26:48,166
Yeah, I know. You're right.

583
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,725
So, what is the deal?

584
00:26:54,429 --> 00:26:57,198
They don't want to hang out
with us anymore.

585
00:26:58,095 --> 00:27:02,312
(SIGHS) It's-it's...
it's moving really fast.

586
00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:06,042
You know, they-they like us
one moment, and then the next...

587
00:27:06,067 --> 00:27:07,885
They're teenagers.

588
00:27:07,909 --> 00:27:09,554
It's perfectly normal that they want to

589
00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,556
hang out with other teenagers over us.

590
00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:14,274
I know, but we only have

591
00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:16,910
a few more years together
under the same roof.

592
00:27:17,201 --> 00:27:19,955
Okay, a few more years
where we get to be a part

593
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:22,249
of their daily lives.

594
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,126
And then what?

595
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:26,088
They're gonna move out.

596
00:27:26,253 --> 00:27:28,288
And forget vacations to the cabin.

597
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,315
Babe, w-we're gonna
be lucky if they call us

598
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,778
once a week just to let us know
what's going on in their lives.

599
00:27:34,804 --> 00:27:37,681
Babe, it is not gonna be like that.

600
00:27:38,590 --> 00:27:40,201
It was like that for us.

601
00:27:40,392 --> 00:27:42,270
We moved out of our parents' houses,

602
00:27:42,294 --> 00:27:44,272
and we never looked back.

603
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:45,788
Okay.

604
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:49,783
You being moody I can handle,
but comparing us to our parents,

605
00:27:49,808 --> 00:27:51,786
that is a bridge too far, mister.

606
00:27:52,029 --> 00:27:52,738
(JACK CHUCKLES)

607
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:58,244
Jack, our family is not
ending anytime soon.

608
00:27:58,268 --> 00:28:00,120
Come here. Come here.

609
00:28:02,831 --> 00:28:04,384
Look at this picture.

610
00:28:04,408 --> 00:28:06,142
Do you see how the colors

611
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:08,704
from their little handprints
have... have soaked

612
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,530
all the way down to ours?

613
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:13,425
We're all still there together.

614
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:18,729
We are, even if it doesn't look
the way that it used to.

615
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,968
And even when we are old fogeys

616
00:28:22,993 --> 00:28:24,737
living out here in the woods one day

617
00:28:24,761 --> 00:28:29,008
like witches from
some children's fairy tale,

618
00:28:29,032 --> 00:28:31,568
we're still gonna be close to them.

619
00:28:32,569 --> 00:28:34,480
Didn't realize we were gonna be witches.

620
00:28:34,504 --> 00:28:37,083
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm
gonna let myself really go.

621
00:28:37,107 --> 00:28:38,283
Oh, okay.

622
00:28:38,742 --> 00:28:40,653
We will never miss a thing.

623
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,787
Not the little stuff,

624
00:28:42,496 --> 00:28:44,540
and especially not the big stuff.

625
00:28:47,134 --> 00:28:48,534
Mm.

626
00:28:51,215 --> 00:28:52,447
(JACK CHUCKLES)

627
00:28:53,173 --> 00:28:54,784
REBECCA: So we framed it,

628
00:28:54,808 --> 00:28:58,470
as a... reminder

629
00:28:59,112 --> 00:29:01,190
to always be close,

630
00:29:01,214 --> 00:29:03,267
never miss a thing.

631
00:29:05,185 --> 00:29:08,230
I know it's silly, but I feel like...

632
00:29:09,273 --> 00:29:11,185
like I'm letting down Jack

633
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,861
by not being there for them today.

634
00:29:14,069 --> 00:29:17,022
Like I'm-I'm not holding up
my end of the promise.

635
00:29:17,047 --> 00:29:18,858
- Rebecca, you...
- No, it-it's okay.

636
00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,951
You don't have to make me feel better.

637
00:29:23,653 --> 00:29:25,664
We never talk about this.

638
00:29:27,958 --> 00:29:29,543
How you...

639
00:29:30,293 --> 00:29:33,046
have to bear Jack's death differently.

640
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,048
For yourself...

641
00:29:35,699 --> 00:29:37,384
and for me.

642
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,002
And our marriage.

643
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,309
Thank you.

644
00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:50,272
I know it's a lot.

645
00:29:50,814 --> 00:29:52,425
I know I'm a lot.

646
00:29:52,449 --> 00:29:54,318
(SIGHS) Hey.

647
00:29:57,854 --> 00:29:59,656
You're just the right amount.

648
00:30:11,447 --> 00:30:13,348
Hi, little one.

649
00:30:17,724 --> 00:30:19,986
So you're the reason
I've been skipping cold cuts

650
00:30:20,010 --> 00:30:21,845
for the last nine months, huh?

651
00:30:24,097 --> 00:30:26,826
You should know that I live and die

652
00:30:26,850 --> 00:30:29,228
by pastrami on rye, so...

653
00:30:30,287 --> 00:30:32,621
this hasn't been easy for me.

654
00:30:35,725 --> 00:30:37,069
But...

655
00:30:38,095 --> 00:30:41,698
from the minute that I knew
that you were real

656
00:30:43,033 --> 00:30:45,118
and I was really having you...

657
00:30:47,107 --> 00:30:49,665
...I knew that I needed
to take care of you.

658
00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:57,464
Even if you were never meant to be mine.

659
00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:00,902
Giving you to Toby and Kate is

660
00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,511
the hardest thing I have ever done.

661
00:31:04,846 --> 00:31:07,349
But it might just be
the best thing I'll ever do.

662
00:31:09,768 --> 00:31:12,646
So I have to say goodbye to you now,

663
00:31:13,896 --> 00:31:16,725
because there is someone really special

664
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:19,051
waiting to say hello.

665
00:31:20,553 --> 00:31:22,155
(SOFT KNOCKING)

666
00:31:24,691 --> 00:31:26,076
KATE: Hi.

667
00:31:27,694 --> 00:31:29,096
Hi.

668
00:31:29,696 --> 00:31:30,789
Thank you.

669
00:31:31,197 --> 00:31:32,874
Hi, sweet girl.

670
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:36,211
Hi. It's so nice to meet you.

671
00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:38,130
Oh, my goodness.

672
00:31:38,571 --> 00:31:40,139
Hi.

673
00:31:42,032 --> 00:31:43,844
I'm your mom.

674
00:31:46,186 --> 00:31:48,849
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)

675
00:31:54,464 --> 00:31:57,190
I feel like I have waited
my whole life to meet you.

676
00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,598
I can't wait to watch you grow up.

677
00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,408
To French-braid your hair.

678
00:32:07,538 --> 00:32:09,786
And to make Play-Doh castles together.

679
00:32:11,872 --> 00:32:14,073
And I got to be honest with you.

680
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:17,895
The world is...
it's a little nutty out there

681
00:32:17,919 --> 00:32:19,588
right now, but...

682
00:32:20,989 --> 00:32:24,259
no matter what, no matter what,

683
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:26,303
I can promise you this:

684
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:29,806
You will never, ever...

685
00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:32,517
doubt your place in it.

686
00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:38,231
And I'm really excited
for you to meet your dad.

687
00:32:38,807 --> 00:32:40,941
Do you want to meet your dad?

688
00:32:43,311 --> 00:32:44,696
(SNIFFLES)

689
00:32:45,146 --> 00:32:46,698
(LINE RINGING)

690
00:32:47,048 --> 00:32:48,325
(PHONE CHIMES)

691
00:32:48,349 --> 00:32:49,701
Hey.

692
00:32:50,619 --> 00:32:52,297
Do we have a baby?

693
00:32:52,321 --> 00:32:53,596
<i>KATE: We do.</i>

694
00:32:53,597 --> 00:32:55,565
<i>Meet your daughter Hailey.</i>

695
00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,407
(TOBY SIGHS)

696
00:33:00,518 --> 00:33:02,756
Hi there, Hailey Rose.

697
00:33:03,924 --> 00:33:06,829
Hailey Rose Damon. I love it.

698
00:33:07,055 --> 00:33:08,211
Aw.

699
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,889
<i>Wait, after Rose Tico</i>
<i>from</i> Star Wars, <i>right?</i>

700
00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,266
TOBY: Uh...

701
00:33:14,131 --> 00:33:16,520
yeah, something like that.

702
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:17,504
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

703
00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,648
Oh, my goodness, look at all that hair.

704
00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:21,900
What I wouldn't give.

705
00:33:22,183 --> 00:33:24,428
She's like Fabio in his prime.

706
00:33:24,452 --> 00:33:26,720
<i>(CHUCKLING): I know.</i>

707
00:33:27,622 --> 00:33:29,756
(PHONE RINGING)

708
00:33:32,727 --> 00:33:34,037
(RANDALL GRUNTS)

709
00:33:34,629 --> 00:33:36,123
Oh, it's Kev.

710
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,210
Well,

711
00:33:39,234 --> 00:33:43,121
<i>how does it feel to be
the Pearson family's newest dad?</i>

712
00:33:43,146 --> 00:33:44,230
(LAUGHS)

713
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:46,625
Yeah. Man, I can't believe
I'm a dad, dude.

714
00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:47,484
(CHUCKLES)

715
00:33:47,485 --> 00:33:48,995
Congrats, Papa Bear.

716
00:33:49,019 --> 00:33:50,497
- Beth says...
<i>- I heard.</i>

717
00:33:50,521 --> 00:33:53,033
Yeah, no, I heard.
Thank you. Thank you very much.

718
00:33:53,410 --> 00:33:55,374
Uh, you got names?

719
00:33:55,554 --> 00:33:56,535
<i>Names? Yes.</i>

720
00:33:56,536 --> 00:33:59,229
Uh, Nicholas and Frances.

721
00:33:59,471 --> 00:34:00,772
Nicholas.

722
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,834
Oh, man, Uncle Nicky
will be through the roof.

723
00:34:05,235 --> 00:34:07,379
And, uh, Frances?

724
00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:10,190
- Frances?
- That's... unique.

725
00:34:10,215 --> 00:34:11,465
<i>I know, I know.</i>

726
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,711
Um, named after Madison's grandmother.

727
00:34:13,735 --> 00:34:16,547
Um, she gave me Nicky,
so we'll-we'll call her Franny.

728
00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:18,082
Right on. Franny's cute.

729
00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,767
<i>Franny is definitely cute.</i>

730
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,877
<i>- Yeah, yeah.</i>
- (CHUCKLES)

731
00:34:24,334 --> 00:34:25,464
(SIGHS)

732
00:34:25,922 --> 00:34:28,148
Man, eight hours ago,
I was dragging some guy

733
00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:32,362
out of his totaled SUV,
and now here I am a dad.

734
00:34:32,386 --> 00:34:33,597
(CHUCKLES): To twins.

735
00:34:33,621 --> 00:34:34,955
<i>Damn.</i>

736
00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,869
Yesterday, I was in New Orleans

737
00:34:38,893 --> 00:34:42,022
communing with the spirit
of my birth mom.

738
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,608
Now I own her house.

739
00:34:44,632 --> 00:34:46,026
Damn.

740
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:48,003
Yeah.

741
00:34:52,622 --> 00:34:54,426
We got a lot to catch up on.

742
00:34:56,377 --> 00:34:57,496
Yeah.

743
00:35:01,405 --> 00:35:04,173
Randall, I was terrified
when I was on that plane.

744
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,498
I was terrified that
I wouldn't make it in time,

745
00:35:08,522 --> 00:35:10,500
and I was terrified that
she would be alone,

746
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,753
and when I walked in that room,
man, I heard your voice,

747
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:15,222
<i>and I, um...</i>

748
00:35:18,433 --> 00:35:20,467
Thank you. Thank you.

749
00:35:22,237 --> 00:35:24,215
<i>After everything that
we've been through recently,</i>

750
00:35:24,372 --> 00:35:25,482
<i>you're still...</i>

751
00:35:25,807 --> 00:35:27,359
You're my brother.

752
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:32,145
Yeah.

753
00:35:34,182 --> 00:35:37,127
I did say some... some pretty
horrible things to you, Randall,

754
00:35:37,151 --> 00:35:39,353
and the truth is you are...

755
00:35:40,555 --> 00:35:41,989
(SIGHS)

756
00:35:43,258 --> 00:35:45,043
You're the best person I know.

757
00:35:46,503 --> 00:35:48,103
<i>And on my finest day,</i>

758
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:52,459
<i>I am simply doing
a poor man's imitation of you.</i>

759
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:53,568
Hey, man.

760
00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,255
We both said things.

761
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:58,513
Tensions were high.

762
00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,479
We got a lot of ground to cover.

763
00:36:05,454 --> 00:36:06,982
Lot of things I didn't...

764
00:36:07,957 --> 00:36:09,934
(SIGHS) see growing up.

765
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,403
<i>Hey, man.</i>

766
00:36:11,427 --> 00:36:13,962
If you really want to have
that conversation with me,

767
00:36:13,963 --> 00:36:16,700
then I cannot wait to have it with you.

768
00:36:17,158 --> 00:36:19,603
And one day, when you don't have

769
00:36:19,627 --> 00:36:23,323
two brand-spanking-new babies
and just went through a whole

770
00:36:23,348 --> 00:36:26,518
Planes, Trains and Automobiles
<i>adventure to get to,</i>

771
00:36:26,718 --> 00:36:28,169
we will have it.

772
00:36:28,628 --> 00:36:30,046
I promise you that.

773
00:36:30,630 --> 00:36:32,173
But now is not the time.

774
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:36,746
<i>Now is the time to celebrate
your new family.</i>

775
00:36:36,770 --> 00:36:37,821
Yes.

776
00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:42,467
<i>(SIGHS) I can't believe
you told her the "MMMBop" story.</i>

777
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,352
(LAUGHING)

778
00:36:48,806 --> 00:36:49,998
(DOOR OPENS)

779
00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,110
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

780
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,241
Hi.

781
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:01,044
Hi.

782
00:37:02,453 --> 00:37:04,264
What time does your watch say?

783
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:05,457
Um...

784
00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,243
- 9:53.
- Mm.

785
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,545
9:53. That's good.

786
00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:14,232
I was worried maybe all the
clocks in the house were fast.

787
00:37:14,507 --> 00:37:16,352
I didn't want to accuse you of being

788
00:37:16,376 --> 00:37:20,013
three hours and 53
minutes late for no reason.

789
00:37:21,214 --> 00:37:23,492
- Look, Es, I...
- One night.

790
00:37:23,516 --> 00:37:26,495
I asked you for one night
to come home at 6:00

791
00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:28,271
to have dinner with your son.

792
00:37:29,064 --> 00:37:32,134
He was so excited for you
to eat the pizza he made you.

793
00:37:32,158 --> 00:37:33,703
I wanted to make it home.

794
00:37:33,727 --> 00:37:35,504
What could you be doing in that office

795
00:37:35,528 --> 00:37:37,364
that is so much more important than us?

796
00:37:37,664 --> 00:37:38,948
(SIGHS)

797
00:37:39,566 --> 00:37:42,244
I'm so close to something huge, Es.

798
00:37:42,410 --> 00:37:44,655
No one has created
an efficient algorithm

799
00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:47,158
to compute the Karhunen-Loève transform.

800
00:37:47,182 --> 00:37:48,993
So I had the idea
to approach the problem

801
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:50,695
by studying a cosine transform,

802
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:52,319
- and then...
- No, stop.

803
00:37:56,525 --> 00:37:59,177
If I am going to forgive you,

804
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,320
then I need to understand why

805
00:38:01,321 --> 00:38:04,123
what you are doing
matters so much to you.

806
00:38:05,425 --> 00:38:08,687
So explain it to me
so I will understand.

807
00:38:09,095 --> 00:38:11,356
Explain it to me like I'm...

808
00:38:11,765 --> 00:38:14,150
like I'm our four-year-old son.

809
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,681
- (REBECCA SIGHS)
- MIGUEL: All right, well,

810
00:38:18,705 --> 00:38:21,840
you want to move on to something else?

811
00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:24,786
No, it's-it's late.
I think I'm all gamed out.

812
00:38:24,810 --> 00:38:26,544
- Okay.
- (PHONE RINGING)

813
00:38:30,831 --> 00:38:31,951
(GASPS)

814
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:33,586
Oh, God, it's Kate.

815
00:38:34,379 --> 00:38:37,458
When your mother wants a picture
of Mike, what do we do?

816
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,751
We mail it to her.

817
00:38:39,776 --> 00:38:41,487
Right. We mail it to Argentina.

818
00:38:41,511 --> 00:38:43,221
She gets it a few weeks later.

819
00:38:43,513 --> 00:38:45,557
What if, instead of waiting
for the mail,

820
00:38:45,890 --> 00:38:50,704
she could see the photo
on a computer almost instantly?

821
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,496
What do you mean?

822
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:55,475
The military has created
a network of computers

823
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,778
around the world that are all connected.

824
00:38:57,902 --> 00:39:00,295
Soon, common people will have them,

825
00:39:00,296 --> 00:39:04,451
and if my team can optimize
a form of data compression,

826
00:39:05,785 --> 00:39:07,952
they'll be able to share images.

827
00:39:08,732 --> 00:39:12,034
So, you put a picture on a computer,

828
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:15,470
and my mother across the world
sees the same picture?

829
00:39:15,494 --> 00:39:19,041
Yes, and imagine if one day
it wasn't just a picture.

830
00:39:19,340 --> 00:39:20,876
Imagine it was a movie.

831
00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:24,695
Imagine you could talk
to someone on a screen,

832
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:28,475
like a phone call but with video.

833
00:39:30,501 --> 00:39:31,411
(CHUCKLES)

834
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,855
- Hi. Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi, Kate.

835
00:39:32,879 --> 00:39:34,490
<i>- KATE: Hi, Mom.</i>
- Hi.

836
00:39:34,514 --> 00:39:36,808
<i>I'm sorry I couldn't call
during the labor.</i>

837
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:38,601
<i>It got really intense in there.</i>

838
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,488
- It's okay.
<i>- But, um, she's here.</i>

839
00:39:42,155 --> 00:39:44,840
<i>She's here. Do you want to meet
your granddaughter?</i>

840
00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:47,494
Yes, I do. We do.

841
00:39:47,977 --> 00:39:49,662
(GASPS)

842
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:51,657
Oh...

843
00:39:51,681 --> 00:39:53,208
<i>my goodness.</i>

844
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,294
- That's Hailey.
<i>- MIGUEL: Wow.</i>

845
00:39:55,318 --> 00:39:56,762
See her?

846
00:39:56,786 --> 00:39:58,330
<i>- She's gorgeous.
- (REBECCA SOBS)</i>

847
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:00,399
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

848
00:40:00,423 --> 00:40:02,935
She's so beautiful, Kate.

849
00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:04,344
Oh, my goodness.

850
00:40:04,761 --> 00:40:06,971
I don't even know what to say.

851
00:40:07,263 --> 00:40:09,265
Oh, my.

852
00:40:09,799 --> 00:40:12,935
("DON'T THINK TWICE, IT'S
ALL RIGHT" BY JOHN MARTYN PLAYS)

853
00:40:15,338 --> 00:40:20,568
♪ <i>It ain't no use</i>
<i>to sit and wonder why, babe</i> ♪

854
00:40:21,077 --> 00:40:23,847
♪ <i>If you don't know by now...</i> ♪

855
00:40:23,957 --> 00:40:25,211
<i>KEVIN: All right, you
ready? Look at this.</i>

856
00:40:25,212 --> 00:40:25,924
Look what we did.

857
00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:28,907
So, here is perfect baby number one.

858
00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,562
And then...

859
00:40:30,586 --> 00:40:31,663
proud mommy.

860
00:40:31,687 --> 00:40:33,165
<i>- REBECCA: Hi.</i>
- And...

861
00:40:33,189 --> 00:40:34,399
professional tennis player.

862
00:40:34,423 --> 00:40:35,600
- Hi.
- MADISON: Hi, Grandma.

863
00:40:35,624 --> 00:40:37,736
<i>Hi, Nick and Franny.</i>

864
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,338
(LAUGHING): Look at those little faces.

865
00:40:40,362 --> 00:40:42,307
♪ <i>At the break of dawn...</i> ♪

866
00:40:42,331 --> 00:40:44,476
REBECCA: You missed a spot, right there!

867
00:40:44,500 --> 00:40:46,478
(JACK GROWLS PLAYFULLY)

868
00:40:46,502 --> 00:40:48,947
♪ <i>I'll be gone...</i> ♪

869
00:40:48,971 --> 00:40:49,981
(LAUGHS): Oh.

870
00:40:50,005 --> 00:40:51,758
Is Toby jealous of all that hair?

871
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:53,127
- (RANDALL LAUGHS)
<i>- KATE: Of course.</i>

872
00:40:53,151 --> 00:40:54,895
<i>I feel like I'm gonna
have to shave her head</i>

873
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:56,464
<i>just to, like, level the playing field.</i>

874
00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,488
(ALL LAUGHING)

875
00:41:00,698 --> 00:41:03,237
♪ <i>It ain't no use</i>
<i>you callin' out my name...</i> ♪

876
00:41:03,261 --> 00:41:04,920
This handsome young man right here...

877
00:41:04,921 --> 00:41:07,056
this is Nick.

878
00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:09,569
<i>Wait, Nick?</i>

879
00:41:10,123 --> 00:41:12,612
- You named him after me?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

880
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,707
<i>M-Mostly Nic Cage, but yeah, also you.</i>

881
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,452
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

882
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,794
How about that?

883
00:41:20,144 --> 00:41:21,796
ARLO (CRYING): Hi, Rose.

884
00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,416
<i>Badass Rose is coming home.</i>

885
00:41:30,459 --> 00:41:32,904
MADISON: Nick, Franny...

886
00:41:33,074 --> 00:41:35,519
- KEVIN: Yeah.
- This is your cousin Hailey.

887
00:41:35,543 --> 00:41:36,853
KEVIN: Oh, beautiful.

888
00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:38,537
<i>MADISON: Aw, look at her.</i>

889
00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:39,898
KATE: My goodness.

890
00:41:40,173 --> 00:41:42,117
(WHISPERS): The new Big Three.

891
00:41:42,141 --> 00:41:43,508
(CHUCKLES)

892
00:41:46,012 --> 00:41:51,527
♪ <i>It ain't no use you turnin' on</i>
<i>your light, babe</i> ♪

893
00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:55,720
♪ <i>The light that I never knowed...</i> ♪

894
00:41:58,257 --> 00:42:00,202
Just squeeze those babies' cheeks for us

895
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:02,071
and tell them how much
we love them, okay?

896
00:42:02,095 --> 00:42:04,206
We will. Okay.

897
00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:05,841
KEVIN: Okay, Mom. Say
goodbye, everybody. Bye, fam.

898
00:42:05,865 --> 00:42:07,176
Love you.

899
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,578
- Love you, too.
- Yeah, we love you. We miss you.

900
00:42:09,602 --> 00:42:14,416
♪ <i>Goodbye's too good a word, baby</i> ♪

901
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:18,977
♪ <i>So I'll just say fare thee well</i> ♪

902
00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:22,191
♪ <i>I'm thinkin' and I'm wonderin'</i> ♪

903
00:42:22,215 --> 00:42:25,828
♪ <i>All the way down the road</i> ♪ _

904
00:42:25,852 --> 00:42:28,931
♪ <i>I once loved a woman</i> ♪ _

905
00:42:28,955 --> 00:42:31,600
♪ <i>A child, I'm told</i> ♪ _

906
00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:33,569
♪ <i>I gave her my heart</i> ♪ _

907
00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:37,406
♪ <i>But she wanted my soul</i> ♪ _

908
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,197
♪ <i>Don't think twice</i> ♪ _

909
00:42:40,333 --> 00:42:43,012
♪ <i>Don't think twice</i> ♪ _

910
00:42:43,036 --> 00:42:45,137
♪ <i>Don't think twice, it's all right.</i> ♪ _

911
00:42:46,014 --> 00:42:49,058
_

912
00:42:51,019 --> 00:42:55,373
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