1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,537 We're separated. 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:06,407 Sign the divorce papers. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,751 What's with the cold shoulder? You seduced me. 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:10,078 You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks. 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,755 Nothing about any of that makes any sense to me. 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,148 Doesn't make any sense to me, either. 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:17,585 I used to see a light in you. All I see now is darkness. 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,054 I just wanted to say thank you 9 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,689 for saving my life. 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,191 Take her gun. 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,225 He saved my life. 12 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,226 Chloe's fine. 13 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,227 Luckily, Pierce was with her. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,328 But I wasn't. 15 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,397 Happy birthday, Detective. Beautiful. 16 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,399 What is it? It's the bullet. 17 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,666 From when you shot me. 18 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,436 Oh. 19 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:42,176 Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective. 20 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,678 Mm, mm, well, 21 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,380 there's a first time for everything. 22 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:47,724 Yes, but I've heard it can take hours. 23 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,683 I'm not sure even I have the endurance for that. 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,353 - Mmm... - Don't worry, I'll help you. 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,355 I'll be the top hat. 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,190 I will be the race car, 27 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:59,460 because I'm gonna leave you both in the dust. 28 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,828 Very funny. 29 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,363 Uh, wheelbarrow, 30 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,165 shoe, ah... 31 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,575 Guess I'm gonna have to be the shot glass. 32 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,601 Cheers. Oh, that's a thimble. 33 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:11,239 What? What? I want to conquer real estate, not mend socks. 34 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,473 So then be the shoe. Please, 35 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,541 I am not a shoe. 36 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,377 Clearly I'm a top hat, so come on, hand it over. 37 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,812 Want it? It's gonna cost you. 38 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:23,684 Oh, well, name your price, urchin. 39 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,486 Oh, I'm not talking fake money. 40 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,855 Oh, wow, she slammed you. 41 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,559 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 42 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,162 ♪ With a total female population 43 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,729 ♪ I can deal with that situation ♪ 44 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,665 ♪ I don't care about my reputation ♪ 45 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,567 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 46 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,502 ♪ With a total female population ♪ 47 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,137 ♪ I can deal with that sit... 48 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,575 Imagine my disappointment 49 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,878 when I realized there was no raging party. 50 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,713 It's a security thing. 51 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,148 Worked for that Home Alone kid, 52 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,350 but, obviously, you can't take a hint. 53 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,195 Wasn't I being clear last time I kicked you out? 54 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,787 Oh, clearly being a jerk. 55 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,557 Which is exactly why I came to look in on you. 56 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,626 You see, we need the most love 57 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,736 when we're being most unlovable. 58 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,163 No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you. 59 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,731 I get plenty from naked strangers. 60 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,433 And speaking of, I'm spent. 61 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,434 So, if you don't mind... 62 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,611 That's where you've been, then, 63 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,737 having sex with the nameless masses? 64 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,772 Oh, you know me, Brother, wine, women and song. 65 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:22,543 Just, come on, run along. I don't need a babysitter. 66 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,913 Your cheek says otherwise. 67 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:29,783 Well, it turns out "Bruce Lee mid-fly kick" 68 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,919 wasn't in the artist's repertoire. 69 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,524 Look, I had to cut a deal with the Detective's offspring. 70 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,926 So that's who you were with... 71 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,528 Chloe and Trixie. 72 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,530 Well, so much for wine, women and song. 73 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,632 Technically, all of those things were represented, 74 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,568 when you count the post-game karaoke. 75 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,903 Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with... 76 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,273 with enjoying a quiet night in. 77 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,774 I did not say that I enjoyed it. 78 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,377 Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares 79 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,446 how you spend your nights? 80 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,314 Um, everyone. 81 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,983 My exciting lifestyle gives regular people 82 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,819 something to aspire to... I provide hope. 83 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,222 I see. And how does Linda feel about this 84 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,290 little ruse of yours? 85 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,759 I'm sure that the doctor would love to dissect me, 86 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,960 but she's taken some time off 87 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,629 to deal with a death in the family, so... 88 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,999 I had no idea. 89 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,701 I should go check on her. 90 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,704 Yes, excellent idea. You do that. 91 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,275 Luci, I'm liking this new you. 92 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,742 Boring suits you, Brother. 93 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,523 Now, this poor victim, 94 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,982 she is boring. 95 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,651 We don't know anything about her. Oh, don't we? 96 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,488 Generic artwork, dull clothes, 97 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,555 beige furniture. 98 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:44,258 I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... 99 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,626 no mangoes, no papayas. 100 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,361 Not even a measly avocado. 101 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,597 Her name's Kim Jones, 29. 102 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,670 She's a computer engineer. 103 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,533 We ran a full background check, 104 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,010 but we couldn't find anything noteworthy. 105 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,270 A fellow nerd. 106 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,005 I'm sure you're in a better place now. 107 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,541 Well, even if she's in the worst place, 108 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,475 it'd be far more interesting than this, 109 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,744 because this poor lady, definitely a shoe. 110 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,746 Any idea what he's talking about? 111 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,749 Oh, the other night we played Monopoly. 112 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,818 So, that's that story. 113 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,320 Ella, what's the cause of death? 114 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,554 Uh, BABFT. 115 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,455 Hmm? 116 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,757 Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head. 117 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,659 Murder weapon's missing, 118 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:22,363 but we are looking for something small and compact. 119 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,366 Surprisingly heavy for its size. 120 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,900 Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita. 121 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,512 I wish Amenadiel were here so he could see 122 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,037 what boring actually looks like. 123 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,306 Can you believe that he said I've become boring? 124 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,407 It's absurd. 125 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,542 Oh, I don't know. 126 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,777 Monopoly doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer. 127 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,979 And I have to say, you have become a bit 128 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:39,947 more normal. 129 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,982 How dare you. Crazy idea. 130 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,418 Let's talk less about Lucifer and more about the murder. 131 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,086 Crime-scene selfies? Really? 132 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,755 Classy move. 133 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,791 And that is Esther, our victim's roommate. 134 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,327 She found the body when she came home from partying. 135 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,596 Well, what's such a dynamic young lady doing 136 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,864 living with a... Kim? 137 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,966 Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized. 138 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,501 I'll go comfort her. Uh-huh. 139 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,670 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hel... 140 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,972 No photos at a crime scene. 141 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,674 Sorry. 142 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,344 Not even one last one with the handsome cop? 143 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,680 Don't let the boring Detective spoil things. 144 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,847 It would be my pleasure. 145 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,884 Right. 146 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,587 Oh. 147 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:20,688 Bless your heart. 148 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,090 Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed 149 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,123 to be a cop. 150 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,993 So, I take it that 151 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,862 you aren't close with your roommate? 152 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,965 No, I don't spend much time here. 153 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,668 Obviously. Besides, me and Kim, 154 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,970 totally different squads. 155 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,374 Kim followed more people than followed her, 156 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,675 if you know what I mean. 157 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:42,976 #Shoe. 158 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,078 Can you think of anyone who would want her dead? 159 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,849 I don't think anyone wanted much of anything from Kim. 160 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,384 Okay, well, there was no break-in, 161 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,486 there was no struggle, which likely means 162 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,487 that Kim knew the killer. 163 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,855 So, can you think of anything? 164 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,857 A recent breakup, a fight? 165 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,460 She did get into a yelling match 166 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,395 on the phone last night Oh. 167 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:04,565 But I assume that was with the Thai delivery place. 168 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,875 And I assume that's the poor dear's 169 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,034 closest relationship? 170 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,570 What time was the... the argument? 171 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,571 I'll tell you 172 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,872 if you hand me my phone back. 173 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,675 I was getting ready to go out, 174 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,111 and I totally remember the pic I was uploading at the time. 175 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:22,483 There: Kombucha martini. 10:39 PM 176 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,985 All right, I'll trace Kim's phone call at that time. 177 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:29,156 You guys mind if I post that I'm totes helping 178 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,724 a Police investigation? 179 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,125 Absolutely. 180 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,627 Do you mind tagging me? 181 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,833 Ella traced Kim's call to this business. 182 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,503 Top Meet. Interesting name for a Thai restaurant. 183 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:46,039 No, it's a dating app for LA's most fabulous singles. 184 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,107 Super exclusive. 185 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,909 Seems you need to get recommended 186 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,911 and meet a bunch of selection criteria, 187 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,789 even go through an interview just to create an account. 188 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,616 Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here? 189 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,619 I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us. 190 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,054 Please, I would never get into something like this. 191 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,198 Eh, you're right. What was I thinking? 192 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,993 It's way too exciting for you, Detective... I meant me. 193 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,828 And him. 194 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,997 Gosh, kindred souls. 195 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,500 This interesting young fellow and I, wouldn't you say? 196 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,967 Except that, apparently, 197 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,169 he's slightly more interesting than you. 198 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,071 Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly. 199 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,473 Eh... Can I help you? 200 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,609 Oh. 201 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,844 Mack Slater. I'm the CEO. 202 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,047 If you are here for the selection interview, 203 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,749 I'll spare you. I created Top Meet 204 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,551 for people exactly like you. 205 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,952 Oh, well, thank you very much. 206 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,921 I'm actually... I was talking to the lady. 207 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,824 You're exactly my type. 208 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,959 I mean the app's type. 209 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,203 Bit on the nose there, Big Mack. 210 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,095 We're here for a different kind of interview. 211 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,698 There's been a murder, and our victim's last call 212 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:45,975 was to someone in this building. 213 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,968 A homicide Detective, huh? 214 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:51,705 Uh-huh. Wow. You just got even more interesting. 215 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,574 Funny, so did you. 216 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:57,110 Just found out who our victim was fighting with... you. 217 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:01,248 Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed. 218 00:08:11,373 --> 00:08:13,677 If you didn't know her, then how did you fight with her? 219 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:15,313 'Cause she was nuts. 220 00:08:15,347 --> 00:08:17,851 I'm confused, you just said you didn't know her. 221 00:08:17,884 --> 00:08:19,488 I know her type. 222 00:08:19,521 --> 00:08:20,723 We get them from time to time. 223 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:22,961 They want to be on Top Meet, 224 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:24,730 they can't clear our high bar, 225 00:08:24,764 --> 00:08:26,008 and then they get pissed about it. 226 00:08:26,032 --> 00:08:28,471 Problem with her was she just wouldn't take no for an answer. 227 00:08:28,504 --> 00:08:31,677 And then, uh, she hacked her way onto my app, 228 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:32,820 and then our users complained, of course. 229 00:08:32,844 --> 00:08:36,651 Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some... 230 00:08:36,686 --> 00:08:39,491 random nobody, and so we had to kick her off. 231 00:08:39,524 --> 00:08:40,926 Okay, and is that when she got angry 232 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:41,928 and called to complain? 233 00:08:41,961 --> 00:08:44,866 No, it was more like she went psycho. 234 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,913 Ah, well, boring people never like to be told they're dull. 235 00:08:46,937 --> 00:08:47,705 Right, Detective? 236 00:08:47,738 --> 00:08:49,675 What did you do after the call? 237 00:08:49,709 --> 00:08:51,612 I stayed here, I worked late. 238 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:53,582 We've been busy as hell these days. 239 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,884 Not nearly, I can assure you. 240 00:08:54,918 --> 00:08:57,823 Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi. 241 00:08:57,856 --> 00:08:59,993 Also, I'll need a list of any of the users 242 00:09:00,027 --> 00:09:01,068 that complained about Kim. 243 00:09:01,095 --> 00:09:02,532 No can do. 244 00:09:02,565 --> 00:09:03,434 With so many celebrity clients, 245 00:09:03,467 --> 00:09:05,671 our entire business model is based off 246 00:09:05,704 --> 00:09:07,707 our ironclad privacy protocols. 247 00:09:07,741 --> 00:09:09,645 Fine, I'll just get a warrant. 248 00:09:09,678 --> 00:09:10,747 Good luck with that. 249 00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,516 I mean, how long did it take the FBI 250 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:13,852 to hack one cell phone? 251 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:21,632 Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it. 252 00:09:21,667 --> 00:09:24,405 You got it, Chloe. Ah! 253 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:25,807 Hello, Ms. Lopez. 254 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:30,916 I wanted to ask you something. 255 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:33,554 You know this darkness that you say you see in me? 256 00:09:33,588 --> 00:09:35,692 Mm-hmm. I've been trying to address it, 257 00:09:35,725 --> 00:09:37,728 and, uh, details would help. 258 00:09:37,761 --> 00:09:41,034 So, where do you see it, exactly? 259 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,637 How? When? 260 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:44,574 Like, now. 261 00:09:44,608 --> 00:09:46,444 Right about there. 262 00:09:46,477 --> 00:09:48,781 Oh. 263 00:09:48,815 --> 00:09:50,452 Hmm. 264 00:09:50,485 --> 00:09:51,687 Little better? 265 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,989 But you know, still, 266 00:09:53,023 --> 00:09:55,059 you don't exactly scream rainbows and sunshine, 267 00:09:55,092 --> 00:09:57,130 even when you're not wielding murder weapons. 268 00:09:57,163 --> 00:09:59,801 Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you, 269 00:09:59,835 --> 00:10:02,039 not here, with all these cops around. 270 00:10:03,675 --> 00:10:06,146 Oh, come on, that was funny. 271 00:10:06,179 --> 00:10:09,152 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny. 272 00:10:09,185 --> 00:10:10,555 Also dark. 273 00:10:10,588 --> 00:10:12,190 Right. Fair point. 274 00:10:12,223 --> 00:10:14,093 But it's cool. 275 00:10:14,127 --> 00:10:16,732 You know, being dark. 276 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,168 To each their own, you know? 277 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,873 Wow, you really have this "being good" thing down. 278 00:10:20,906 --> 00:10:21,975 Huh? 279 00:10:22,008 --> 00:10:25,648 You know, you might be just the person to guide me. 280 00:10:25,682 --> 00:10:26,884 To where? 281 00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,989 Somewhere other than Hell. 282 00:10:30,022 --> 00:10:32,760 See, I've, um, I've learned 283 00:10:32,794 --> 00:10:36,066 that there are consequences to my darkness. 284 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:39,206 Really permanent ones, as it turns out. 285 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:43,046 And I was thinking you could help me avoid them? 286 00:10:43,079 --> 00:10:43,880 No way, José. 287 00:10:43,914 --> 00:10:47,153 I mean, I wish I could help you, I do, 288 00:10:47,186 --> 00:10:49,157 but I'm so busy. 289 00:10:49,190 --> 00:10:50,860 With what? You know. 290 00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:53,097 Cases, forensic stuff. 291 00:10:53,131 --> 00:10:55,502 The Lieuteneant won't be back from medical leave 292 00:10:55,536 --> 00:10:58,807 until next week, so it's, like, cray-cray up in here. 293 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,546 Oh, hey, Dan. 294 00:11:01,580 --> 00:11:03,550 I bet you need me to go do that thing, huh? 295 00:11:03,583 --> 00:11:05,687 That super urgent forensic thing. 296 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,056 Yeah, yeah. See? 297 00:11:07,089 --> 00:11:09,727 Cray-cray. 298 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:12,732 Well... 299 00:11:12,766 --> 00:11:13,934 I'm just gonna... 300 00:11:13,968 --> 00:11:15,672 I was... Yeah. 301 00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:17,842 Bye. 302 00:11:17,876 --> 00:11:20,112 Excuse me. 303 00:11:20,145 --> 00:11:22,116 You know, you're exposing yourself 304 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,253 to dreadful consequences. 305 00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:26,223 And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews, 306 00:11:26,256 --> 00:11:27,759 I'm talking Hell. 307 00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:29,630 Turns out: real. 308 00:11:29,663 --> 00:11:30,765 I know. 309 00:11:30,799 --> 00:11:32,167 I know, right? 310 00:11:32,201 --> 00:11:33,369 Shocker to me, too. 311 00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:38,045 But not as much as your dancing Queen candle arrangements! 312 00:11:38,078 --> 00:11:39,147 Hey, 313 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:39,981 Linda. 314 00:11:40,015 --> 00:11:42,319 Is everything okay? Amenadiel, hi. 315 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,822 I'm so glad you're here. 316 00:11:43,855 --> 00:11:45,859 I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, 317 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:48,797 and I could really use another opinion. 318 00:11:48,831 --> 00:11:51,937 Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? 319 00:11:51,970 --> 00:11:54,041 Just, knee-jerk reaction. 320 00:11:54,074 --> 00:11:55,142 Go. 321 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:57,079 That one? 322 00:11:57,112 --> 00:11:59,216 Really? 323 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:00,819 Really? You don't think it's too ornate? 324 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:01,688 That one. 325 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,823 You're right. 326 00:12:02,857 --> 00:12:05,126 This one's simple, yet elegant. 327 00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:07,230 See, you're just the insight I needed. 328 00:12:07,264 --> 00:12:08,332 Busy tomorrow? 329 00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:13,241 That looks absolutely nothing 330 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,911 like our victim. 331 00:12:14,944 --> 00:12:15,846 Take note, Daniel. These filters 332 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,291 could be the answer to your dating drought. 333 00:12:17,315 --> 00:12:18,851 Or not... I mean, 334 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,253 Kim only got one match. 335 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:21,222 What... really? 336 00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,093 After all the effort our shoe went through 337 00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:24,095 to make herself look like a top hat, 338 00:12:24,128 --> 00:12:26,131 she only got the interest of one gentleman? 339 00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:28,736 Gentleman? You mean suspect. 340 00:12:28,769 --> 00:12:30,973 Yep. Username, FOREVER29. 341 00:12:31,007 --> 00:12:32,085 The app arranged a date for them, 342 00:12:32,109 --> 00:12:33,420 and based on their likes and locations, 343 00:12:33,444 --> 00:12:35,415 it suggested a sushi place on Melrose. 344 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:38,086 Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder. 345 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,355 This guy's using the app 346 00:12:39,388 --> 00:12:41,927 as a hunting ground; He could be targeting somebody right now. 347 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:42,862 We got to find him. 348 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:45,165 Yeah, but how? We can't even get an ID 349 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,869 Yeah. Tech team hasn't been able to crack 350 00:12:46,902 --> 00:12:48,071 Top Meet's security algo. 351 00:12:48,104 --> 00:12:51,009 Which means Kim had mad hacking skills. 352 00:12:51,043 --> 00:12:53,247 So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic 353 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,083 and run it through facial recognition? 354 00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:56,854 Yeah, I know, I thought about that, but... 355 00:12:57,989 --> 00:12:59,191 Partial profiles pics. 356 00:12:59,224 --> 00:13:01,194 Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem. 357 00:13:01,227 --> 00:13:02,798 Or our guy's keeping his profile secret 358 00:13:02,831 --> 00:13:03,932 because he's the killer. 359 00:13:03,966 --> 00:13:06,046 Wait a minute, there is some good news, you guys. 360 00:13:06,070 --> 00:13:08,841 He used the app to RSVP for a mixer at Top Meet. 361 00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:09,943 It's happening tonight. 362 00:13:09,977 --> 00:13:11,055 Okay. We got to get to this party. 363 00:13:11,079 --> 00:13:13,516 Use what we know about FOREVER29 and single him out. 364 00:13:13,549 --> 00:13:14,661 Okay, fine. I'll go. 365 00:13:14,685 --> 00:13:16,766 Seeing as I'm the only interesting single person here, 366 00:13:16,790 --> 00:13:18,994 I think I'm our one shot to catching the killer. 367 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:20,362 Lucifer, we're looking for a guy. 368 00:13:20,396 --> 00:13:21,263 Your point? 369 00:13:21,297 --> 00:13:21,965 Uh... 370 00:13:21,999 --> 00:13:23,501 He's a dude. And he's straight. 371 00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,247 Mm-hmm. That's never stopped me before, Daniel. 372 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,843 I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet. 373 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,078 Oh, wow. Okay. 374 00:13:29,112 --> 00:13:30,848 We need a woman, so I'll go. 375 00:13:30,881 --> 00:13:34,054 What? You, Detective? Socialize and flirt? Come on. 376 00:13:34,087 --> 00:13:37,192 Yeah, but for the investigation, I can sacrifice. 377 00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:39,964 Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. 378 00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:42,001 I'll just channel my inner Lucifer. 379 00:13:42,035 --> 00:13:44,239 What, you want to become a female version of me? 380 00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:45,206 Okay. 381 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,543 I'll gladly train you. 382 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,981 Chloe does Lucifer? 383 00:13:49,014 --> 00:13:50,292 I wouldn't exactly word it that way... 384 00:13:50,316 --> 00:13:53,055 Get ready to go full me, Detective. 385 00:13:59,954 --> 00:14:01,891 Oh, the Paris shows were glorious. 386 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:03,225 Yes, worth the jetlag alone. 387 00:14:03,258 --> 00:14:04,595 How was your weekend? 388 00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:05,963 Uh, awesome. Great. 389 00:14:05,997 --> 00:14:08,667 Uh, Saturday, went camping with my daughter. 390 00:14:08,701 --> 00:14:11,005 And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run. 391 00:14:11,038 --> 00:14:14,275 There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer. 392 00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:16,947 Oh, really? That is so interest... 393 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,183 Oh, dear. Look what you did to poor Giancarlo. 394 00:14:19,217 --> 00:14:21,186 Dead from boredom. 395 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,023 Now, look, you're going to this Top Meet mixer 396 00:14:23,056 --> 00:14:24,125 to hunt down a killer, 397 00:14:24,158 --> 00:14:26,037 not to talk about your hunt for bulk food bargains. 398 00:14:26,061 --> 00:14:27,129 Okay. 399 00:14:27,162 --> 00:14:30,635 Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo. 400 00:14:30,668 --> 00:14:31,946 Okay, let's get the terminology straight. 401 00:14:31,970 --> 00:14:33,039 Not "fancy-schmancy." 402 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,306 Sophisticated. 403 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,175 Oh, whatever. 404 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,679 Why don't you just give me some tips 405 00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:40,149 on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay? 406 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,785 You think being as fascinating as I am 407 00:14:41,818 --> 00:14:44,055 can be boiled down to a few tips? 408 00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:46,125 This is not paint by numbers. 409 00:14:46,159 --> 00:14:47,694 Goodness me, I need a drink. 410 00:14:49,196 --> 00:14:50,799 Oh. Thank you. 411 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,269 I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me. Mm. Mm! 412 00:14:53,302 --> 00:14:56,708 Yes, definitely, no mention of the child. 413 00:14:56,741 --> 00:14:57,677 Ugh. 414 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:58,543 And enough with the tips. 415 00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:00,180 Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? 416 00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:02,249 Okay. You be a randy single man, 417 00:15:02,283 --> 00:15:03,351 I'll be... 418 00:15:03,385 --> 00:15:05,722 I'll be the new you. 419 00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:07,400 Okay, I've never once done that. 420 00:15:07,424 --> 00:15:09,260 My point exactly. 421 00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:11,664 Meet Lucinda. Come on. 422 00:15:16,438 --> 00:15:19,009 Gosh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 423 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,895 Oh, crap. 424 00:15:49,757 --> 00:15:51,225 Oh. 425 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,929 Need some help there, sir? 426 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:55,365 There you go. 427 00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:03,912 Good news, Ella. 428 00:16:03,945 --> 00:16:06,448 I've been admitted to the Forensic Shadow Program. 429 00:16:06,482 --> 00:16:08,185 What is that? 430 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,387 A mentorship program. 431 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,956 Which means I will be your student. 432 00:16:10,990 --> 00:16:12,993 I am going to stick to you like glue, 433 00:16:13,026 --> 00:16:16,197 so I can learn how to be good... at forensics. 434 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,966 Stuff comes up constantly in court. 435 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,404 - That's great. - Hold it, please! 436 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:24,310 Oh, I don't think so, buddy. 437 00:16:24,343 --> 00:16:26,479 I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa? 438 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,402 My, my. 439 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:43,005 Detective. 440 00:16:43,039 --> 00:16:44,140 You look... 441 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:45,876 Like a female Lucifer? 442 00:16:45,909 --> 00:16:47,345 Well, that's what I was going for. 443 00:16:47,378 --> 00:16:48,280 Well, 444 00:16:48,313 --> 00:16:52,286 close enough, but you're going to need this. 445 00:16:52,319 --> 00:16:54,890 Do I really need to wear an ear bug? 446 00:16:54,923 --> 00:16:55,691 Absolutely. 447 00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,525 From what we know about our killer, 448 00:16:56,559 --> 00:16:57,804 blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing 449 00:16:57,828 --> 00:17:00,933 and splooshing, I'd say you're a bit out of your comfort zone, 450 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:03,470 so you're going to need to bring Lucinda's A game. 451 00:17:03,503 --> 00:17:04,839 You mean your A game. 452 00:17:04,873 --> 00:17:06,050 Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it, 453 00:17:06,074 --> 00:17:08,119 do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple. 454 00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:10,057 You just cover yourself in... No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good. 455 00:17:10,081 --> 00:17:11,482 But... oh. 456 00:17:11,515 --> 00:17:13,485 Except for... 457 00:17:13,518 --> 00:17:14,954 What, you don't want to wear it? 458 00:17:14,988 --> 00:17:16,023 It's not... 459 00:17:16,056 --> 00:17:17,391 really Lucinda's style. 460 00:17:17,424 --> 00:17:19,060 Right. 461 00:17:19,094 --> 00:17:20,095 Oh. 462 00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:26,405 Okay. 463 00:17:26,438 --> 00:17:27,941 There. 464 00:17:27,974 --> 00:17:29,043 I'm ready. 465 00:17:29,076 --> 00:17:30,512 Yes, you are. 466 00:17:30,545 --> 00:17:32,248 Good luck. 467 00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:34,151 Thank you. 468 00:17:40,928 --> 00:17:44,633 ♪ Everybody's singing the same song ♪ 469 00:17:44,666 --> 00:17:46,636 ♪ It goes "tonight, tonight, tonight ♪" 470 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:47,939 ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight" 471 00:17:47,972 --> 00:17:49,908 ♪ I never realized 472 00:17:49,942 --> 00:17:51,911 ♪ These artists thought so much about dying... ♪ 473 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,081 Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please. 474 00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,392 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 475 00:17:55,416 --> 00:17:57,453 Not beer. Prosecco. 476 00:17:57,486 --> 00:17:59,089 But I hate Prosecco. 477 00:17:59,122 --> 00:18:01,559 Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it. 478 00:18:01,592 --> 00:18:03,663 Beer. 479 00:18:03,696 --> 00:18:05,198 It's a good job I'm here. 480 00:18:05,231 --> 00:18:06,900 Yeah, man. Close call. 481 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:15,014 Possible suspect, moving in. 482 00:18:15,047 --> 00:18:16,391 Right. Whatever he says to you, 483 00:18:16,415 --> 00:18:17,684 just laugh. 484 00:18:17,717 --> 00:18:19,687 Hey there. 485 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:22,024 What's your name? 486 00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:24,695 Lucinda. 487 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,231 No, no... 488 00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:28,567 Not like a demented witch on crack. 489 00:18:28,601 --> 00:18:30,737 A deep, sultry laugh. 490 00:18:34,376 --> 00:18:35,412 Ha, ha, ha. 491 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,479 Ha... I'm sorry. 492 00:18:36,513 --> 00:18:39,584 I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco 493 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,521 on an empty stomach. 494 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,355 I should have had that sushi. 495 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,225 Did you try the sushi? Is it good? 496 00:18:44,258 --> 00:18:47,063 No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan. 497 00:18:47,096 --> 00:18:47,730 Oh. 498 00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,066 Anyway. 499 00:18:49,099 --> 00:18:51,469 You might want to go easy on the bubbles. 500 00:18:51,502 --> 00:18:54,107 Ah. 501 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,377 Smooth. 502 00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:57,646 Beginner's bad luck. 503 00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,749 Look, it's hard to do justice 504 00:18:59,782 --> 00:19:01,661 to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it. 505 00:19:01,685 --> 00:19:04,322 Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel. 506 00:19:06,359 --> 00:19:08,996 Sorry. 507 00:19:13,470 --> 00:19:15,439 Hey. Hey. 508 00:19:15,473 --> 00:19:16,775 Hi. 509 00:19:16,808 --> 00:19:18,111 You're really tan. 510 00:19:18,144 --> 00:19:19,746 Are you, uh, are you a surfer? 511 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:22,250 Well, I'd sure like to surf in your eyes. 512 00:19:22,284 --> 00:19:23,319 Ugh, dearie me. 513 00:19:23,352 --> 00:19:26,090 He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball. 514 00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,658 Anyway, at least the ice is broken. 515 00:19:27,692 --> 00:19:29,595 Now, just make small talk. 516 00:19:29,628 --> 00:19:32,433 So I drove up to this meditation retreat 517 00:19:32,466 --> 00:19:34,135 in Big Sur last week. 518 00:19:34,169 --> 00:19:35,170 No, no, no! 519 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:36,239 PCH is closed. 520 00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:37,340 Say you helicoptered... 521 00:19:37,373 --> 00:19:38,275 Shush. 522 00:19:38,309 --> 00:19:39,711 Uh, excuse me? 523 00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:41,814 Sploosh. I said "sploosh." 524 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,817 Are you into splooshing? 525 00:20:01,677 --> 00:20:04,649 Time to change tactics. 526 00:20:04,682 --> 00:20:06,318 You know what? 527 00:20:07,787 --> 00:20:10,090 Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda. 528 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,863 I don't believe this. 529 00:20:13,896 --> 00:20:15,766 Ditching protocol mid-sting? 530 00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,202 Who does that? 531 00:20:17,235 --> 00:20:19,472 Maybe she'll do better on her own. 532 00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:20,440 Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. 533 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:22,610 She'll flounder without my expert guidance. 534 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:23,744 Oh, yeah. Right. 535 00:20:23,778 --> 00:20:25,414 I'm clearly needed on the front lines. 536 00:20:25,447 --> 00:20:27,650 You just stay here and do what you do best. 537 00:20:29,253 --> 00:20:30,422 Nada. 538 00:20:35,263 --> 00:20:36,598 Oh, I love traveling. 539 00:20:36,631 --> 00:20:37,700 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 540 00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:38,801 Any fun plans coming up? 541 00:20:38,835 --> 00:20:41,439 Um, well, I... 542 00:20:41,472 --> 00:20:44,310 I was thinking of, uh, maybe getting out of the city 543 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,614 and taking my daughter camping. 544 00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:47,715 Cool. 545 00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,584 I-I love the outdoors. 546 00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:50,720 Oh. I'm a surfer. 547 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,523 Really? 548 00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:53,791 Goes well with camping. 549 00:20:53,825 --> 00:20:55,694 I've always wanted to try surfing. 550 00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:56,829 But I... You should... 551 00:20:57,731 --> 00:20:58,832 Oh, hi, Lucifer. 552 00:20:58,865 --> 00:21:00,301 This is Benji. 553 00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:01,637 He just had 554 00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,939 four pieces of sashimi, 555 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:04,708 and we just started talking about surfing. 556 00:21:04,742 --> 00:21:06,410 Oh, lovely. Now, I insist 557 00:21:06,444 --> 00:21:07,885 you put your mic back in immediately. 558 00:21:07,912 --> 00:21:09,415 We can't hear a thing in the truck. 559 00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:10,951 You are being quite loud. 560 00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:12,887 Nice work. 561 00:21:13,788 --> 00:21:15,758 Bloody hell. 562 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:16,960 Hey, there goes Benji! 563 00:21:16,993 --> 00:21:19,464 Benji, over here! 564 00:21:19,498 --> 00:21:21,434 Whoa. You have to save me from them. 565 00:21:21,468 --> 00:21:22,702 Uh, yeah. 566 00:21:22,735 --> 00:21:24,872 They're with me. 567 00:21:24,905 --> 00:21:26,575 Not bad for nada, huh? 568 00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:28,711 Wait, she's a cop? 569 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:29,980 Detective Decker, LAPD. 570 00:21:30,013 --> 00:21:31,849 We want to talk to you about a murder. 571 00:21:31,883 --> 00:21:33,586 Benji, you're the best, bro! 572 00:21:33,619 --> 00:21:34,754 You're not paparazzi? 573 00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:36,457 What? 574 00:21:36,491 --> 00:21:37,358 Oh, thank God. 575 00:21:37,392 --> 00:21:40,363 I mean, the things Dad gets credit for. 576 00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,740 Yeah, I went on a date with her. 577 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,050 Just the other night. 578 00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:53,964 Still can't believe she's, uh... she's dead. 579 00:21:53,998 --> 00:21:55,538 Oh? 580 00:21:55,571 --> 00:21:57,881 Did you think she'd survive you murdering her? 581 00:21:57,915 --> 00:21:59,824 I told you, I'm innocent. 582 00:21:59,857 --> 00:22:01,062 Well, you're an overpaid DJ, 583 00:22:01,095 --> 00:22:02,803 so that's up for debate. 584 00:22:02,838 --> 00:22:05,717 It seems you were the last person to see Kim alive. 585 00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:07,089 I couldn't have been. 586 00:22:07,122 --> 00:22:08,630 When I dropped her off after our date, 587 00:22:08,664 --> 00:22:09,835 her roommate was still there. 588 00:22:09,869 --> 00:22:10,873 How do you know that? 589 00:22:10,907 --> 00:22:12,748 Because that's the reason I didn't go upstairs 590 00:22:12,782 --> 00:22:14,154 like Kim suggested. 591 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:15,335 I was trying to avoid Esther. 592 00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,067 What, kombucha martini girl? 593 00:22:17,101 --> 00:22:18,875 Do you know her roommate? 594 00:22:18,909 --> 00:22:20,784 To the extent that you can know someone 595 00:22:20,818 --> 00:22:22,893 who's glued to her phone and talks in hashtags. 596 00:22:22,927 --> 00:22:24,133 Yep, that's her. 597 00:22:24,166 --> 00:22:25,640 How did you two meet? 598 00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:28,954 We matched on the Top Meet app a few weeks ago. 599 00:22:28,987 --> 00:22:30,260 Went on two exhausting dates. 600 00:22:30,293 --> 00:22:33,206 Then why go on the second date? 601 00:22:33,239 --> 00:22:34,847 Because I wanted to see Kim again. 602 00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:37,425 I met her at the apartment when I picked up Esther 603 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,266 for our first date. 604 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:41,443 She wasn't there the second time. 605 00:22:41,476 --> 00:22:43,452 So you can imagine how stoked I was 606 00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:45,127 when she popped up on the Top Meet app. 607 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,131 No. 608 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:47,336 I can't, actually. 609 00:22:47,369 --> 00:22:49,488 You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe? 610 00:22:49,512 --> 00:22:51,287 He must be lying, Detective. 611 00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,492 I'm not lying. 612 00:22:52,525 --> 00:22:54,803 I really liked Kim. 613 00:22:54,836 --> 00:22:57,414 She was different than all the other women on the app. 614 00:22:57,448 --> 00:22:58,854 What, different as in duller, 615 00:22:58,889 --> 00:23:00,528 more mundane and dressed for less? 616 00:23:00,561 --> 00:23:02,872 No, as in she didn't make me feel 617 00:23:02,907 --> 00:23:05,350 like I had to be on all the time. 618 00:23:05,383 --> 00:23:08,531 With her, I could... 619 00:23:08,564 --> 00:23:10,473 I could just be myself. 620 00:23:11,510 --> 00:23:12,817 Interesting. 621 00:23:14,624 --> 00:23:15,796 Thanks. 622 00:23:18,107 --> 00:23:20,987 What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? 623 00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:22,393 Got jealous, lost control... 624 00:23:24,938 --> 00:23:28,019 This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? 625 00:23:28,052 --> 00:23:29,224 It's-it's ludicrous! 626 00:23:29,257 --> 00:23:31,367 It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. 627 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:32,438 Or Daniel. 628 00:23:32,471 --> 00:23:34,581 I mean, not to mention 629 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,661 Esther is far too busy for murder, Detective. 630 00:23:37,695 --> 00:23:39,536 Look. She flew to Florence last week 631 00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,019 just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato. 632 00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,584 She went on a plane to get ice cream? 633 00:23:42,617 --> 00:23:44,995 Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly. 634 00:23:45,028 --> 00:23:47,472 Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie. 635 00:23:47,506 --> 00:23:50,352 Bet you could bounce a quarter off that derrière. 636 00:23:52,093 --> 00:23:53,533 Oh. Yeah... 637 00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:56,311 Wait, uh, go back. 638 00:23:56,345 --> 00:23:58,087 There. What? 639 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:00,363 Something small and compact 640 00:24:00,397 --> 00:24:01,711 and surprisingly heavy for its size. 641 00:24:01,735 --> 00:24:03,510 Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita 642 00:24:03,544 --> 00:24:05,017 got to do with anything? 643 00:24:06,323 --> 00:24:07,295 Look. 644 00:24:07,328 --> 00:24:08,533 The dumbbell. 645 00:24:08,566 --> 00:24:09,714 It wasn't at the crime scene. 646 00:24:09,738 --> 00:24:11,680 It matches the bruises on the victim, 647 00:24:11,714 --> 00:24:12,618 it's a weapon of convenience, 648 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,761 and it fits the crime of passion scenario. 649 00:24:14,794 --> 00:24:17,406 Doesn't mean Esther was the one to wield it, though. 650 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:19,549 If my theory of jealousy is right, she was. 651 00:24:19,582 --> 00:24:21,391 Trust me, Detective, 652 00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:23,633 there's no way that Esther has ever used a weight... 653 00:24:23,668 --> 00:24:26,145 I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière. 654 00:24:34,951 --> 00:24:37,362 Oh, crap. 655 00:24:51,358 --> 00:24:53,602 You're avoiding me, aren't you? 656 00:24:53,635 --> 00:24:55,543 Don't be crazy. 657 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:57,352 No. I just... 658 00:24:57,385 --> 00:25:00,666 you know, like my floors spotless. 659 00:25:00,699 --> 00:25:03,948 An evidence lab can never be too clean. 660 00:25:03,981 --> 00:25:08,602 And that is your Forensic Lesson of the Day. 661 00:25:08,635 --> 00:25:09,740 More next week? 662 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,648 Why don't you want to mentor me? 663 00:25:11,683 --> 00:25:14,461 It's not that I don't want to, okay? 664 00:25:14,495 --> 00:25:15,701 I just don't have the time. 665 00:25:15,734 --> 00:25:16,939 Well, I've been watching you. 666 00:25:16,972 --> 00:25:17,943 You have plenty of time. 667 00:25:17,977 --> 00:25:19,785 You just waste it chitchatting. 668 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:21,460 You mean socializing? 669 00:25:21,493 --> 00:25:24,741 Connecting with people isn't a waste. 670 00:25:24,774 --> 00:25:26,180 Okay. 671 00:25:26,213 --> 00:25:29,496 Let's be honest here. 672 00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:33,212 You don't really care about anyone's kids or whatever. 673 00:25:33,245 --> 00:25:35,523 I mean, you're faking it, right? 674 00:25:35,556 --> 00:25:38,636 Just tell me, how do you keep your eyes from glazing over? 675 00:25:40,176 --> 00:25:42,521 There is no Forensic Shadow Program, is there? 676 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:47,241 Even if I had been tempted to help... 677 00:25:47,274 --> 00:25:49,987 and I'm not saying that I had... 678 00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:51,762 now that I know you lied? 679 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:53,301 Poof! 680 00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:56,785 Temptation officially gone. 681 00:25:59,798 --> 00:26:00,869 ♪ All right 682 00:26:03,749 --> 00:26:06,126 ♪ She said the ride is rough 683 00:26:06,159 --> 00:26:10,210 ♪ But love the way it rumbles 684 00:26:10,244 --> 00:26:11,315 ♪ Mmm 685 00:26:11,349 --> 00:26:12,923 ♪ She said the ride is rough... ♪ 686 00:26:12,957 --> 00:26:16,104 Okay, so I'm thinking: big band over here 687 00:26:16,137 --> 00:26:19,988 and two long, two long buffet tables over here... 688 00:26:20,021 --> 00:26:21,294 or should we do three? 689 00:26:21,327 --> 00:26:23,135 Well, it depends. How many people are coming? 690 00:26:23,168 --> 00:26:24,810 Uh, just 350. 691 00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:27,020 350? 692 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,191 Wow. 693 00:26:28,225 --> 00:26:30,837 I didn't realize how much you still cared about Reese. 694 00:26:30,870 --> 00:26:31,539 Of course I do! 695 00:26:31,573 --> 00:26:33,348 I'm heartbroken about his death. 696 00:26:33,381 --> 00:26:35,222 Distraught, really. 697 00:26:35,256 --> 00:26:36,797 Can barely function. 698 00:26:38,069 --> 00:26:40,044 Okay, okay. 699 00:26:40,078 --> 00:26:43,761 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly. 700 00:26:43,795 --> 00:26:44,900 I only feel terrible 701 00:26:44,933 --> 00:26:46,942 that I don't feel terrible about his death. 702 00:26:46,975 --> 00:26:49,051 Okay, so all of this is just a... 703 00:26:49,085 --> 00:26:50,927 A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact 704 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:55,580 that I can't stop thinking about me. 705 00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:57,891 Me, me. 706 00:26:57,924 --> 00:27:00,001 Me and my own brush with death. 707 00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:02,186 I understand, Linda. I mean... How could you possibly understand 708 00:27:02,210 --> 00:27:04,052 what it's like to be rotisseried 709 00:27:04,086 --> 00:27:06,496 by the, by the goddess of all creation? 710 00:27:08,505 --> 00:27:10,648 Dealing with mortality was so much easier 711 00:27:10,681 --> 00:27:13,862 when I was just another clueless idiot. 712 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:19,555 Being a celestial insider... really sucks. 713 00:27:19,588 --> 00:27:21,496 I used to walk around thinking 714 00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:24,710 maybe reincarnation was real. 715 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:27,189 Sure, it sounded bonkers, 716 00:27:27,222 --> 00:27:31,642 but I could still wonder, still hope. 717 00:27:33,450 --> 00:27:36,330 What if I came back as a chameleon or something? 718 00:27:38,239 --> 00:27:39,644 Chameleons are cool. 719 00:27:41,653 --> 00:27:43,696 But now I know that's never happening, 720 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:47,781 because I know, you know, everything, 721 00:27:47,814 --> 00:27:51,397 including where I'm headed when... when this is over. 722 00:27:51,430 --> 00:27:52,703 And where is that? 723 00:27:52,736 --> 00:27:54,210 Where do you think? 724 00:27:56,152 --> 00:27:58,630 I wish I'd never met any of you. 725 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:10,959 So we wanted to, uh, ask you 726 00:28:10,992 --> 00:28:12,126 a few... 727 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,062 Would you want to put on a shirt, 728 00:28:14,095 --> 00:28:17,066 or anything to cover... your body? 729 00:28:17,099 --> 00:28:19,601 No. Why? Are you cold? 730 00:28:19,634 --> 00:28:21,271 Yes. Would you like my jacket, Detective? 731 00:28:21,304 --> 00:28:22,672 No. I am great, thank you. 732 00:28:22,705 --> 00:28:24,074 Right. 733 00:28:24,107 --> 00:28:27,278 So, when was this photo taken? 734 00:28:27,311 --> 00:28:33,084 Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think. 735 00:28:33,117 --> 00:28:34,452 Sorry. 736 00:28:34,486 --> 00:28:36,454 I travel so much, it's hard to keep track. 737 00:28:37,455 --> 00:28:38,690 It's actually something else 738 00:28:38,723 --> 00:28:40,193 that we're trying to track down. 739 00:28:40,226 --> 00:28:41,427 This pink dumbbell here? 740 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:43,229 It went missing the night of Kim's murder. 741 00:28:43,262 --> 00:28:44,530 Any idea where it went? 742 00:28:44,563 --> 00:28:45,331 Nope. 743 00:28:45,364 --> 00:28:47,667 It's not mine. I don't work out. 744 00:28:47,701 --> 00:28:49,436 Ah. Everything you see... 745 00:28:49,469 --> 00:28:51,271 ...is God-given. - And they say that 746 00:28:51,305 --> 00:28:53,008 Dad doesn't give with both hands. 747 00:28:53,041 --> 00:28:54,109 So, the dumbbell. 748 00:28:54,142 --> 00:28:55,219 You're saying that's Kim's? 749 00:28:55,243 --> 00:28:56,444 Yeah. Poor thing 750 00:28:56,477 --> 00:28:58,480 tried so hard to be like me. 751 00:28:58,514 --> 00:29:00,416 So how did it feel when you realized 752 00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:02,051 that Benji preferred Kim to you? 753 00:29:02,084 --> 00:29:03,552 Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky. 754 00:29:03,585 --> 00:29:05,388 Don't listen to the Detective, darling. 755 00:29:05,422 --> 00:29:07,024 She's trying to trick you. 756 00:29:07,057 --> 00:29:08,258 You just look into my eyes 757 00:29:08,291 --> 00:29:10,761 so we can prove to her that she's wrong. 758 00:29:10,794 --> 00:29:13,331 Now, you're too sophisticated 759 00:29:13,364 --> 00:29:16,200 to care about your boring flatmate's trifles, aren't you? 760 00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:19,104 Tell me, what is it that you really desire? 761 00:29:19,138 --> 00:29:21,473 I... 762 00:29:21,506 --> 00:29:23,409 I... 763 00:29:23,443 --> 00:29:24,744 Yeah. 764 00:29:24,777 --> 00:29:26,746 ...want to... 765 00:29:26,779 --> 00:29:29,650 stop posing and lying! 766 00:29:30,751 --> 00:29:32,153 It takes so much effort 767 00:29:32,186 --> 00:29:34,521 to make these pics look so effortless. 768 00:29:34,555 --> 00:29:35,523 It's exhausting! 769 00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:37,525 Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade? 770 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:40,262 I don't even know what that word means! 771 00:29:40,295 --> 00:29:42,565 I'm not worldly at all! 772 00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:48,505 #Barbados? 773 00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:49,539 More like 774 00:29:49,573 --> 00:29:50,774 # Bogus. 775 00:29:50,807 --> 00:29:51,608 The most exotic place 776 00:29:51,641 --> 00:29:53,611 I've ever been is the gym's sauna. 777 00:29:53,644 --> 00:29:55,646 But you said you didn't work out. 778 00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:57,482 Of course I do. 779 00:29:57,515 --> 00:30:00,186 With real equipment, at a gym, 780 00:30:00,219 --> 00:30:01,520 not in my living room. 781 00:30:01,553 --> 00:30:03,555 So you're still saying that the dumbbell is Kim's? 782 00:30:03,589 --> 00:30:07,727 Yeah. She tried everything to be part of my glamorous lifestyle. 783 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,130 She was even planning on getting surgery 784 00:30:10,163 --> 00:30:11,531 once all the money came in. 785 00:30:11,564 --> 00:30:12,633 What money? 786 00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:13,501 I don't know, 787 00:30:13,534 --> 00:30:15,703 but she made it sound life-changing. 788 00:30:16,670 --> 00:30:18,140 Maybe the motive 789 00:30:18,173 --> 00:30:19,541 for Kim's murder was financial. 790 00:30:19,574 --> 00:30:21,510 Maybe she was coming into some inheritance, 791 00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,312 and someone wasn't happy about it. 792 00:30:23,345 --> 00:30:25,481 I can't believe Esther was a fake. 793 00:30:25,515 --> 00:30:27,417 I mean, how did I completely misjudge her? 794 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,551 Lucifer, are you listening? 795 00:30:28,584 --> 00:30:30,321 We need to look into this windfall. 796 00:30:30,354 --> 00:30:31,288 Detective, I think 797 00:30:31,322 --> 00:30:33,357 I've been spending too much time with you. 798 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:34,858 It's turned my top hat radar rusty. 799 00:30:34,891 --> 00:30:37,395 What? But no offense, but I think I need 800 00:30:37,429 --> 00:30:39,173 to go and hang out with some interesting people 801 00:30:39,197 --> 00:30:40,665 before you turn me into a shoe. 802 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,250 I'm sorry. Mm. 803 00:30:55,283 --> 00:30:57,118 I don't regret meeting you. 804 00:30:57,152 --> 00:30:59,354 I just... It's a lot. 805 00:30:59,387 --> 00:31:02,158 I've calmed down now, so can we go? 806 00:31:02,191 --> 00:31:04,426 Lie down with me, Linda. 807 00:31:04,460 --> 00:31:06,562 On the... on the sand? 808 00:31:08,165 --> 00:31:09,566 Oh, okay. 809 00:31:13,837 --> 00:31:15,873 Listen, 810 00:31:15,906 --> 00:31:19,711 there was a time when I, too, thought that I knew everything. 811 00:31:19,744 --> 00:31:25,284 This was... this was back when I was an angel 812 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:29,255 and spent all my time looking down on the world. 813 00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:32,759 But, you see, I found 814 00:31:32,793 --> 00:31:35,296 that it takes looking up to gain perspective. 815 00:31:35,329 --> 00:31:37,198 It's a good reminder of just how much 816 00:31:37,231 --> 00:31:39,301 there is that we don't know. 817 00:31:39,334 --> 00:31:41,503 Linda... 818 00:31:41,536 --> 00:31:46,175 if you really think about it... 819 00:31:46,209 --> 00:31:48,877 do you have any fewer questions than you used to? 820 00:31:48,911 --> 00:31:50,580 When you didn't know? 821 00:31:50,614 --> 00:31:53,583 I mean, they're... they're different questions, 822 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:55,519 but there are just as many, maybe more. 823 00:31:55,552 --> 00:31:56,454 So you're still every bit 824 00:31:56,487 --> 00:31:58,656 the clueless idiot that you always were? 825 00:32:04,963 --> 00:32:07,366 That helps. 826 00:32:09,369 --> 00:32:12,572 Still sucks about the chameleon, though. 827 00:32:21,916 --> 00:32:23,518 Thank you. 828 00:32:31,294 --> 00:32:34,298 I can't find any sign of that windfall. 829 00:32:34,331 --> 00:32:37,501 As far as I can tell, there was no money coming Kim's way. 830 00:32:37,534 --> 00:32:38,969 Oh, there's got to be something. 831 00:32:39,002 --> 00:32:39,771 There is. 832 00:32:39,804 --> 00:32:42,540 Charlotte, what are you doing here? 833 00:32:42,574 --> 00:32:45,243 I felt unsettled about lying to you. 834 00:32:45,277 --> 00:32:48,581 Um, I thought I could make up for it by making myself useful. 835 00:32:48,614 --> 00:32:52,652 So, I overheard you talking about finding a connection 836 00:32:52,686 --> 00:32:54,921 between the dead girl and that exclusive dating app. 837 00:32:54,954 --> 00:32:57,557 So I did a little digging, and I found one... 838 00:32:57,591 --> 00:32:59,494 Well, we're long past that. Are you sure? 839 00:32:59,527 --> 00:33:01,037 I had to pull some strings to get this. 840 00:33:01,061 --> 00:33:03,398 It's an employment contract 841 00:33:03,431 --> 00:33:05,334 between Kim and the owner of the app, 842 00:33:05,367 --> 00:33:06,535 Mack something. 843 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:09,371 Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy. 844 00:33:09,405 --> 00:33:11,474 But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim 845 00:33:11,508 --> 00:33:13,009 until she called him that night. 846 00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:14,511 Oh, he met her, all right. 847 00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:15,878 Kim hired him. 848 00:33:15,912 --> 00:33:16,880 She hired him? 849 00:33:16,914 --> 00:33:19,783 And then hacked his app? It doesn't make sense. 850 00:33:19,817 --> 00:33:20,884 Unless... 851 00:33:20,918 --> 00:33:22,019 she didn't hack it. 852 00:33:22,052 --> 00:33:26,391 Top Meet's encryption protocol is impossible to crack. 853 00:33:26,425 --> 00:33:28,293 Except to the person who built it. 854 00:33:28,327 --> 00:33:29,329 Exactly. 855 00:33:29,362 --> 00:33:31,331 So, if Kim created Top Meet, 856 00:33:31,364 --> 00:33:32,865 then who the hell is Mack? 857 00:33:32,898 --> 00:33:35,436 Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure. 858 00:33:35,469 --> 00:33:36,637 C-minus student, 859 00:33:36,670 --> 00:33:38,639 barely graduated high school. 860 00:33:38,672 --> 00:33:40,907 Voted Most Likely to Sleep His Way to the Top. 861 00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:43,378 And guess what he was doing before Top Meet. 862 00:33:43,411 --> 00:33:44,646 Spin instructor. 863 00:33:44,679 --> 00:33:46,648 Okay, wh-why would Kim hire him, though, 864 00:33:46,681 --> 00:33:48,651 if she's this genius computer engineer? 865 00:33:48,684 --> 00:33:50,519 What does he bring to the equation? 866 00:33:50,553 --> 00:33:52,421 Uh... that. 867 00:33:52,455 --> 00:33:54,558 Look at him and then look at her. 868 00:33:54,591 --> 00:33:55,492 If both came to you 869 00:33:55,525 --> 00:33:57,627 asking for funding for an elite dating app, 870 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:58,804 whose project would you invest in? 871 00:33:58,828 --> 00:34:01,532 Well, yeah, if you're being all superfish and whatevs. 872 00:34:01,566 --> 00:34:02,609 Which many people are. 873 00:34:02,633 --> 00:34:05,804 Maybe Kim felt she wasn't fancy-schmancy enough, 874 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:07,906 so she hid the fact that she was the creator, 875 00:34:07,939 --> 00:34:10,942 and hired pretty boy Mack here to be the facade. 876 00:34:10,976 --> 00:34:13,780 In secret. Explains why it didn't come up 877 00:34:13,813 --> 00:34:16,383 in the background check. So Kim's insecurities 878 00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:17,493 allowed Mack to take the credit. 879 00:34:17,517 --> 00:34:19,420 And the money. 880 00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:21,021 Which she wanted to take back. 881 00:34:21,054 --> 00:34:23,391 That's the windfall she was expecting. 882 00:34:23,424 --> 00:34:24,469 It's a strong motive for him to kill her. 883 00:34:24,493 --> 00:34:26,595 Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out? He could have 884 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:29,498 easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him. 885 00:34:29,531 --> 00:34:31,601 It's a solid theory, but still, 886 00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:33,803 it's just a theory... we need proof. 887 00:34:33,836 --> 00:34:35,605 I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell 888 00:34:35,638 --> 00:34:37,140 right about now. Well, if Mack did it, 889 00:34:37,173 --> 00:34:39,843 I think we know where to find it. Hmm? We do? 890 00:34:39,876 --> 00:34:40,944 Uh, there's a good chance 891 00:34:40,977 --> 00:34:42,814 the murder weapon is at Mack's place. 892 00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:45,016 Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene, 893 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:47,519 but first-timers, they tend to take it with them. 894 00:34:47,552 --> 00:34:51,490 I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake 895 00:34:51,524 --> 00:34:53,091 that mistake. 896 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,159 Really? 897 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,963 What? I said "allegedly." 898 00:34:56,996 --> 00:34:59,599 We need to get a search warrant for Mack's place. 899 00:34:59,633 --> 00:35:01,802 Yeah, good luck with that. Excuse me? 900 00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:04,014 Mack's lawyer will argue that all you have is conjecture 901 00:35:04,038 --> 00:35:05,573 based on circumstantial evidence, 902 00:35:05,606 --> 00:35:06,874 and any judge will agree. 903 00:35:06,907 --> 00:35:08,844 You're never getting that warrant. 904 00:35:08,877 --> 00:35:13,148 Well, then it's a good thing I am exactly our killer's type. 905 00:35:15,184 --> 00:35:17,987 Mack! I love the place. 906 00:35:18,020 --> 00:35:18,921 Mr. Morningstar. 907 00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:21,992 How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas? 908 00:35:22,025 --> 00:35:24,528 I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're 909 00:35:24,562 --> 00:35:25,773 just the chap to help this Devil 910 00:35:25,797 --> 00:35:27,466 get his groove back. What do you say? 911 00:35:27,499 --> 00:35:29,167 That sounds fun. 912 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:30,101 Yeah. Uh... 913 00:35:30,134 --> 00:35:33,939 but I'm afraid I have a previous engagement. 914 00:35:33,973 --> 00:35:35,808 Oh? 915 00:35:46,839 --> 00:35:49,509 Some alone time with the Detective? 916 00:35:49,544 --> 00:35:51,713 Not alone anymore. Oh, Mack. 917 00:35:51,747 --> 00:35:53,983 I suppose we all have our low points. 918 00:35:54,016 --> 00:35:54,917 But not to worry, 919 00:35:54,951 --> 00:35:57,087 I've got a chopper waiting... if we leave now, 920 00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,757 we can still make the Encore pool party. 921 00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:01,026 I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 922 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:02,104 Detective... I'm trying to kick off 923 00:36:02,128 --> 00:36:04,198 a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here. 924 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:06,201 You leave. I'm having fun. 925 00:36:06,234 --> 00:36:08,438 Something going on between you two? 926 00:36:08,472 --> 00:36:10,140 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 927 00:36:10,174 --> 00:36:11,376 I'm gonna grab a beer. 928 00:36:11,409 --> 00:36:14,514 Decide for yourselves who gets the pleasure of my company. 929 00:36:14,547 --> 00:36:16,518 Okay. 930 00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:18,162 Well, I didn't have him pegged for your type. 931 00:36:18,186 --> 00:36:19,465 I thought you preferred them boring. 932 00:36:19,489 --> 00:36:20,524 You think I'm on a date? 933 00:36:20,557 --> 00:36:22,727 I am here looking for the murder weapon, Lucifer. 934 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,663 What, so now you think Mack's the killer? 935 00:36:24,697 --> 00:36:27,534 You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? 936 00:36:27,567 --> 00:36:29,937 Enough with this crusade against us already. 937 00:36:29,971 --> 00:36:31,172 Mack isn't fabulous. 938 00:36:31,206 --> 00:36:32,875 Kim created Top Meet. 939 00:36:32,909 --> 00:36:34,612 He stole it. 940 00:36:34,645 --> 00:36:36,114 What? 941 00:36:37,516 --> 00:36:39,084 Another phony? Yes. 942 00:36:41,021 --> 00:36:43,224 I suppose that explains the self-aggrandizing artwork. 943 00:36:43,257 --> 00:36:44,860 Would you just help me 944 00:36:44,893 --> 00:36:45,962 find the weapon? 945 00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,230 Please? 946 00:36:47,263 --> 00:36:50,268 Okay, fine, in my experience, it's, uh, usually in the toilet. 947 00:36:50,301 --> 00:36:51,771 Oh, I checked there. 948 00:36:51,804 --> 00:36:53,774 Uh... freezer? 949 00:36:53,807 --> 00:36:54,842 It's not there, either. 950 00:36:54,875 --> 00:36:56,044 Well, the fireplace, then. 951 00:36:56,077 --> 00:36:57,713 Oh, Lucifer. 952 00:36:57,747 --> 00:36:59,583 There's no way. 953 00:36:59,616 --> 00:37:00,450 I mean, 954 00:37:00,483 --> 00:37:01,886 could he really be dumb enough to... 955 00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,556 to... 956 00:37:04,624 --> 00:37:05,659 Lucifer. 957 00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:06,694 Wha... 958 00:37:06,727 --> 00:37:07,695 Ah. 959 00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:09,865 Well, I think you put the dumb into dumbbell. 960 00:37:09,898 --> 00:37:12,001 Decided against the beer... 961 00:37:12,034 --> 00:37:13,604 because A) carbs, and B) 962 00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:16,140 two cops showing up at my house on the same day. 963 00:37:16,175 --> 00:37:19,646 Uh, figured that must not be a coincidence. 964 00:37:21,048 --> 00:37:22,017 Still think I'm dumb? 965 00:37:22,050 --> 00:37:24,053 Basic deduction doesn't make you a genius, Mack. 966 00:37:24,087 --> 00:37:25,923 But then again, you're used to taking 967 00:37:25,956 --> 00:37:27,191 more credit than you deserve. 968 00:37:27,224 --> 00:37:30,196 Yes, Mack... Or should I say... Hack? 969 00:37:31,699 --> 00:37:33,768 Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out 970 00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:34,569 for him, Detective. 971 00:37:34,603 --> 00:37:37,006 We know that Kim created Top Meet. 972 00:37:37,039 --> 00:37:39,911 Oh, yeah? You know she was also gonna destroy it, too? 973 00:37:39,944 --> 00:37:42,347 She sneaks onto the site, goes on one good date, 974 00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:44,818 and then wants to make the app more accessible. 975 00:37:44,851 --> 00:37:45,820 So stupid! 976 00:37:45,853 --> 00:37:47,789 What's stupid about thinking someone deserves 977 00:37:47,823 --> 00:37:50,259 to be loved for who they really are? 978 00:37:50,292 --> 00:37:52,195 Kim was the brains, Mack. 979 00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:54,065 You were just the face. 980 00:37:54,098 --> 00:37:55,300 Just the face? 981 00:37:55,334 --> 00:37:58,204 Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs. 982 00:37:58,238 --> 00:38:00,609 No one gives a crap about Wozniak. 983 00:38:00,643 --> 00:38:03,713 Oh, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud. 984 00:38:03,747 --> 00:38:06,050 Which, unfortunately, makes you boring. 985 00:38:06,083 --> 00:38:07,986 And predictable. Watch. 986 00:38:10,123 --> 00:38:11,959 Put that down. Or what? 987 00:38:11,993 --> 00:38:13,838 You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack? 988 00:38:13,862 --> 00:38:15,698 It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least 989 00:38:15,731 --> 00:38:16,900 they got the density right. 990 00:38:16,933 --> 00:38:17,902 Ooh! 991 00:38:17,935 --> 00:38:19,637 Heads up! 992 00:38:28,317 --> 00:38:30,320 Nice catch. 993 00:38:32,691 --> 00:38:35,027 Today interesting enough for you? 994 00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:36,997 Well, beats Monopoly. 995 00:38:41,304 --> 00:38:43,373 But in the end, 996 00:38:43,407 --> 00:38:45,176 the shoe turned out to be interesting, 997 00:38:45,210 --> 00:38:47,146 and the top hat, boring. 998 00:38:47,179 --> 00:38:51,853 Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now? 999 00:38:51,886 --> 00:38:53,464 Well, I would, but I have no boring side. 1000 00:38:53,488 --> 00:38:56,226 Ah. Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn 1001 00:38:56,259 --> 00:38:57,895 for the exciting when I'm involved. 1002 00:38:57,929 --> 00:39:00,065 I just got to throw a man's own head at him. 1003 00:39:00,098 --> 00:39:03,403 That sounds... painful. 1004 00:39:03,437 --> 00:39:05,707 Oh, don't worry, he deserved it... 1005 00:39:05,741 --> 00:39:07,911 For pretending to be something he wasn't. 1006 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,448 I mean, people really do waste an awful lot of time 1007 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:13,185 trying to be interesting. 1008 00:39:13,218 --> 00:39:14,320 People. 1009 00:39:14,354 --> 00:39:15,723 Not you, though. 1010 00:39:15,757 --> 00:39:17,826 Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly. 1011 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:21,064 All I have to do is just be myself. 1012 00:39:21,097 --> 00:39:21,999 Hmm. 1013 00:39:22,032 --> 00:39:22,833 Mm. 1014 00:39:22,867 --> 00:39:25,471 But what I really want to know is, 1015 00:39:25,504 --> 00:39:27,407 how have you been doing? 1016 00:39:30,078 --> 00:39:32,414 Well... 1017 00:39:32,447 --> 00:39:35,019 I was in a really dark place. 1018 00:39:36,855 --> 00:39:37,689 But... 1019 00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:41,796 someone helped me gain perspective. 1020 00:39:41,829 --> 00:39:45,134 How's that saying go? 1021 00:39:45,167 --> 00:39:46,970 We're all in the gutter, 1022 00:39:47,004 --> 00:39:49,407 but some of us are looking up at the stars. 1023 00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:50,375 The stars are just gas bags, 1024 00:39:50,409 --> 00:39:52,312 and I never would have fed Oscar that line 1025 00:39:52,345 --> 00:39:55,549 had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me. 1026 00:39:55,582 --> 00:39:57,252 Oscar freakin' Wilde? 1027 00:39:57,285 --> 00:39:58,988 Mm-hmm. Really? 1028 00:39:59,022 --> 00:40:01,225 Now, he was an interesting bachelor. 1029 00:40:02,293 --> 00:40:04,897 Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing better. 1030 00:40:04,931 --> 00:40:06,867 This calls for a celebration. 1031 00:40:06,900 --> 00:40:09,504 So... 1032 00:40:09,538 --> 00:40:12,008 Oscar, huh? 1033 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:12,876 Mm. 1034 00:40:12,909 --> 00:40:15,012 - Tell me everything. - Well... 1035 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:17,917 he was straight when I first met him. 1036 00:40:21,322 --> 00:40:22,790 Oh, God! 1037 00:40:24,326 --> 00:40:25,462 That one was all you. 1038 00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:27,065 I was about to knock. 1039 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:32,205 There's... something I need to tell you. 1040 00:40:32,238 --> 00:40:33,941 Funny. 1041 00:40:33,975 --> 00:40:37,213 There's actually something I need to tell you, too. 1042 00:40:38,983 --> 00:40:39,950 Thank you. 1043 00:40:39,984 --> 00:40:43,322 That contract helped put a killer behind bars. 1044 00:40:43,355 --> 00:40:45,092 You did a good thing. 1045 00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,427 I stole it. 1046 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,930 Aw, man. 1047 00:40:47,963 --> 00:40:49,431 Seriously? 1048 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:51,903 You know what? 1049 00:40:51,936 --> 00:40:53,437 It still counts, okay? 1050 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:55,875 You did a bad thing. 1051 00:40:55,909 --> 00:40:59,313 But it was for a good reason. 1052 00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:00,581 Really? Yes. 1053 00:41:00,615 --> 00:41:02,584 But only if, in good faith, 1054 00:41:02,618 --> 00:41:04,955 you try to do it the right way first. 1055 00:41:04,988 --> 00:41:07,326 Being good takes practice. 1056 00:41:07,359 --> 00:41:09,495 Okay? So just keep at it, 1057 00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:11,899 and you'll get better. 1058 00:41:11,933 --> 00:41:15,404 I guess I should take that job, then. 1059 00:41:15,438 --> 00:41:17,174 What job? 1060 00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:21,147 I've been offered a position in the DA's office to... 1061 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:24,017 help put criminals away for a change. 1062 00:41:24,051 --> 00:41:26,387 Yeah, but like you would ever take that pay cut. 1063 00:41:26,421 --> 00:41:28,524 Yeah, I know. 1064 00:41:28,558 --> 00:41:29,492 But anyway, 1065 00:41:29,525 --> 00:41:32,297 um, sometimes there's more important things... 1066 00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:33,698 than money. 1067 00:41:33,731 --> 00:41:37,604 Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the things money can buy. 1068 00:41:37,637 --> 00:41:40,542 Too late... You talked me into it. 1069 00:41:40,576 --> 00:41:41,945 I did? 1070 00:41:41,979 --> 00:41:45,516 Yes. This job is the perfect place... 1071 00:41:45,549 --> 00:41:48,121 to practice this "being good" thing. 1072 00:41:48,154 --> 00:41:49,222 And bonus. 1073 00:41:50,457 --> 00:41:52,327 I'll be around here more. 1074 00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:57,302 Yeah. 1075 00:41:57,335 --> 00:41:59,137 Bonus. 1076 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:04,512 So, how did Lucinda do, Mom? 1077 00:42:04,545 --> 00:42:06,748 Uh, she did... okay. 1078 00:42:06,781 --> 00:42:09,620 Helped us catch the bad guy in the end. 1079 00:42:09,653 --> 00:42:11,689 Thank you. No, I meant... 1080 00:42:11,723 --> 00:42:14,260 how did meeting new people at the party go? 1081 00:42:14,293 --> 00:42:16,363 Oh. 1082 00:42:16,396 --> 00:42:17,765 Well, um... 1083 00:42:17,798 --> 00:42:21,438 I actually... had a pretty good time. 1084 00:42:21,471 --> 00:42:24,743 I mean, but only once I... stopped being Lucinda 1085 00:42:24,776 --> 00:42:27,180 and started being myself. 1086 00:42:29,483 --> 00:42:33,189 You know, it can be scary sometimes, but... 1087 00:42:33,222 --> 00:42:36,761 being who you really are is never a bad idea. 1088 00:42:36,794 --> 00:42:39,298 Hey, there's a piece missing. 1089 00:42:52,585 --> 00:42:54,554 Lucifer. 1090 00:42:56,224 --> 00:42:57,393 Are you coming? 1091 00:42:57,426 --> 00:42:58,527 Uh... 1092 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,432 how about a nice round of Monopoly? 1093 00:43:01,465 --> 00:43:02,666 Yeah? 1094 00:43:02,701 --> 00:43:04,670 Little face-painting, maybe? 1095 00:43:06,807 --> 00:43:09,211 I didn't think so. 1096 00:43:09,644 --> 00:43:11,347 Hmm.