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Let's talk logistics
if we were to move forward.
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All right.
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So we're gonna do it every other week
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on a Tuesday or Thursday
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because Jason's in preschool those days,
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and three out of four will be
plenty enough to cover errands.
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It should be a motel.
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Yes, somewhere close to your office.
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I'll bring lunch so we can have
your entire break.
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I will handle check in,
clean up, same reason.
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- Always pay cash.
- Of course.
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But I do think it's important
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that we split costs afterwards...
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right down the middle so
there's no sense of... you know.
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Oh, and um, most important rule.
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If either of us start to develop feelings
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for the other, it's over,
right then and there.
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I mean, that's how you get caught.
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Oh, and never call the house.
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Not even if you know
that Pat is not gonna be home.
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Becky and Jason are smarter than you think.
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I still have to go by the deli.
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Well, we don't wanna
get caught before we start.
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If we start.
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The longer you delay,
the more I'm gonna expect
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from you, in terms of the bedroom.
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I realize that.
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Allan Gore.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you sure?
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I just came from the doctor.
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Oh, my God.
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Why are you crying?
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'Cause I still haven't gotten
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the baby weight off from Christina.
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And the second one's
supposed to be even worse.
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- Oh, who cares?
- You care.
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I don't care.
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Yes, you do, and you know
what I'm talking about.
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Okay, I'm not having
this conversation at work.
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I'm telling you right now,
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this better not be like last time, okay?
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Okay, yeah. Love you, honey. Bye.
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It's me.
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Let's do it.
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Now, what did I say
about calling the house?
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Oh, I like that shirt on you.
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Oh, thanks.
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- Have a great day.
- Thank you.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Oh, great.
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I'm starving.
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Oh, she just has no respect for what I do.
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I mean, any little question
pops into her head,
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she'll just call me at the office.
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Well, we've eaten everything.
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Yes, we sure have.
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Thank you.
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Aren't you gonna do anything?
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Not if you're not going to.
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- Well, I have news.
- Oh?
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I have taken a lover.
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What?
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Wow. Okay. Uh, who is it?
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- No, I can't.
- You come on.
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If you keep digging, I'm not
gonna tell you anything at all.
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All right.
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I just can't have this thing getting out.
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You know, I don't want
the other wives to feel like
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I'm some kind of a threat.
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- I knew he was married.
- Sherry.
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I... Fine.
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Yesterday was the first time.
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Where?
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At a motel, a sleazy one in Dallas.
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Jesus. Were you nervous or what?
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Honestly, I was just
so worried that the sex
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was gonna be average.
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And I know it makes me horrible...
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It does not.
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I just don't wanna go through
all this trouble
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if it's something
I can have at home, you know?
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I mean, if I'm gonna risk my whole life,
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I just want fireworks.
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- And?
- Let me have that little screwdriver...
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Candance Montgomery,
if you don't gimme details this second,
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I'm gonna take the little screwdriver
and I'ma shove it in your ear.
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I think he might have
the most beautiful penis
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I've ever seen.
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Mommy! Mommy! Watch our dance.
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Watch our dance.
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I'm watching, girls.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Mom, it wasn't over.
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It's so sweet that these
girls have become friends.
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- I know.
- Isn't it? Yeah.
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All we hear from Christina these days
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is Becky this, Becky that.
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She's just so happy to have a friend.
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Well, she is welcome
over anytime for a sleepover.
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Aww.
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I remember when I looked like
that and thought I was fat.
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You're not fat.
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Just feel like a tub of lard,
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and it's just going to get worse.
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I'm pregnant.
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Oh, my God, Betty. Congratulations.
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Is this hormones already?
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No.
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Maybe.
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Pregnancy is magical and everything,
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but last time...
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I just felt really alone.
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Well, you're...
you're not really ever alone.
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That's true.
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You got Allan.
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Allan didn't, um,
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pay much attention to me
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when I was pregnant with Christina.
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The weird thing is, he's been
looking really good lately.
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I wonder if he's got this
Madonna-whore complex thingy,
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you know, where the baby is
making it impossible for him
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to look at you as a sexual creature.
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It's very common,
says Ladies' Home Journal.
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Well.
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Oh, God, that sounds really bad.
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No, it's good that
he sees you as the Madonna.
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You just gotta remind him
that you can also be the...
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You know what.
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You know, nobody else
talks to me like this.
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You're welcome.
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I mean...
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I'd like to host your baby shower.
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- You don't have to.
- Nonsense.
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I've got the best party house.
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You do. Um.
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I don't know what to say.
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- Well, just say yes.
- Yes.
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Okay. It's settled then.
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It's settled.
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She just told me the news,
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and I just... I couldn't help myself.
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I was overwhelmed, and I offered.
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Why would you offer that?
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Because I have the best party house.
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And I think I might be her only friend.
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Congratulations, by the way,
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you can already start to see
her cute little belly.
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Well, we should get on with it.
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Come over here and unzip me, please.
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Yep.
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Is there something else
you wanna try this time,
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you just let me know, okay?
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I've just been really hormonal,
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but I've decided I'm not
going to do that anymore.
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For the next seven months,
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I'm-I'm going to have a positive attitude.
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Okay.
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Betty, what are you doing?
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What if tonight...
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I'm not Betty?
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What is this?
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Well,
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Candy said it's really simple.
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Candy?
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I'm the mother of your children,
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but that's not all I am.
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What's wrong?
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Why are you talking to Candy Montgomery
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- about our sex life?
- I'm not talking to...
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You think Candy and Pat
are having some kind
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of great sex or something?
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I-I don't know.
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No, I'm just, I'm-I'm trying to understand
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where all this is coming from.
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It's coming from... I...
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I love you, that's it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Dog needs a walk.
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Has everyone had a
chance to review my proposal?
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Yes, we read it.
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10 grand. Are you nuts?
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It is a rather high number.
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The parsonage is in bad shape.
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The toilet needs replacing,
there's exposed insulation
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coming out of a hole in the paneling.
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Well, this isn't the Ewing ranch.
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We all work on our own homes.
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Maybe it'd be more helpful
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if we went through the items one by one.
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Would you like me to suggest
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what I think you should do
with the items one by one?
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We are with you on the money issue.
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As far as we're concerned, his proposal
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is dead on arrival.
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That man has lost his mind.
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Now, when you were being rather direct
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with Reverend Ron...
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Marriage Encounter has taught us
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that sometimes when we're angry
about one thing,
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it's really about something else.
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Marriage Encounter?
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Mm-hmm. We gave it a shot,
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and we're more connected now
than we've ever been.
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Well, um, Allan and I are fine.
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Oh, Marriage Encounter
isn't for problem marriages.
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No, it's just a
community of love and support.
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- Our favorite is the love ring.
- Mm-hmm.
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I don't... is that a sex thing?
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- Oh, no.
- Blessings.
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- Hey.
- Goodbye, Elaine.
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No, it's a phone.
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See, one couple will call
another couple any ole time.
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They'll let it ring once and they hang up.
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Just a little something to let 'em know
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they're thinking about 'em.
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They're very smart.
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It's beyond psychology.
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- It's about emotions.
- Mm-hmm.
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So it's for good marriages,
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and we're all just here to help each other.
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And well, it affects all sorts of things.
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All right.
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I'm gonna get a jog in.
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I'm having feelings for you.
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What?
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Yeah, um,
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I caught myself staring at you
at choir practicing, and...
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Well, don't worry, nobody noticed.
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But I... this is gonna have
to be the last time.
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- At choir practice?
- Mm-hmm.
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Can we talk about it?
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Well, a rule is a rule.
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Well, we can't just stop.
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Well, we have to.
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It has been fun while it's lasted.
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Oh, you gotta go.
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Allan.
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This can't be the last time, Candy.
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Well, it has to be...
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I know. I don't care.
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I need it.
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- Need what?
- You, I...
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your body.
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The way that it moves.
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I haven't had enough.
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You're gonna be late.
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I don't care.
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- Allan?
- Yeah?
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Could you look up from that?
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Yeah.
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I wanna do something with you,
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and it's very important to me.
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And I really think it could help us.
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Okay.
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I wanna try Marriage Encounter.
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The "Ask me about ME" thing
that the Lockets do?
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I know it sounds really corny,
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but it's supposed to be amazing.
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And I really think
we could have fun with it.
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Hey, I think it's a great idea.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Welcome.
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Everybody get a donut?
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00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,348
Well, you followed the treasure map,
268
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,101
answered the Sphinx's riddle, and you...
269
00:23:17,145 --> 00:23:18,437
Honey, what is it?
270
00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:19,813
Said the magic word.
271
00:23:19,814 --> 00:23:21,523
Oh, I get it wrong every time.
272
00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:25,069
Well, you made it.
273
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:28,113
Welcome to the Marriage
Encounter weekend retreat,
274
00:23:28,114 --> 00:23:30,574
where Mary Lou and I, we're gonna help you
275
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:34,036
fall in love with your spouse
all over again.
276
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:40,125
And there's only one way to do that.
277
00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:42,086
That's right.
278
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,923
We're gonna crack open your
relationships like a coconut.
279
00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:49,176
Scoop all the meat out.
280
00:23:49,177 --> 00:23:53,681
Now I know some of the men here
aren't very relaxed right now.
281
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:56,308
You worked hard all week.
282
00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:59,395
You earned your time on
the golf course this weekend.
283
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:02,022
And why a whole weekend, Jack?
284
00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,693
Well, let me answer that
question with another question.
285
00:24:06,569 --> 00:24:09,196
How many of you go on,
you know, business trips,
286
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:11,532
weekend work seminars, corporate retreats,
287
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,951
that type of thing?
288
00:24:16,454 --> 00:24:19,081
Mm-hmm.
289
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:21,250
Good. Good.
290
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,544
Mm-hmm.
291
00:24:23,545 --> 00:24:25,671
If you're willing to invest
three days for your career,
292
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,007
why not invest it in the most
important relationship
293
00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,426
in your entire life?
294
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:41,311
Okay, here we go. It's Friday night.
295
00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:43,063
Kids are in bed.
296
00:24:43,064 --> 00:24:44,732
Betty's cleaned up after supper.
297
00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,483
You're on the couch watching TV.
298
00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,569
I'm sure this is a familiar
occurrence in the Gore home,
299
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,320
but tell me this.
300
00:24:50,321 --> 00:24:51,823
What happens next?
301
00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:56,035
- Can I say something?
- Yes. Turn to him.
302
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,328
Speak directly to him.
303
00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,754
What are you doing for yourself sexually?
304
00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,299
Well...
305
00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:15,095
Because I understand
your appetite going down
306
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:17,973
while I'm pregnant, it's...
307
00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,433
but it just would really help me
308
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,019
if I knew what it was you were doing.
309
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,438
Betty, this isn't...
310
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:26,398
Is this what we're supposed to be doing?
311
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:29,359
Whoop, whoop. Whoop.
Time out, time out. Okay.
312
00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:30,652
Allan, now, first of all,
313
00:25:30,653 --> 00:25:32,488
I know you're probably
listening to all this
314
00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:36,283
and everything's beep-bop,
beep-bop, bee-beep, right?
315
00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,868
Computers guy?
316
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:39,536
But you're gonna answer Betty's question
317
00:25:39,537 --> 00:25:41,622
in graphic detail, okay?
318
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,373
And anything else that comes up
319
00:25:43,374 --> 00:25:44,750
'cause here's the secret, all right?
320
00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,710
Before we get started,
321
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:49,463
you're gonna make a commitment
to each other.
322
00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:53,008
You're gonna commit right now
to stay in this marriage
323
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,011
no matter what is said in this room.
324
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,639
- That's how this works.
- Hmm?
325
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,099
Very smart people who came up
with Marriage Encounter studied
326
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,644
a lot of couples, hundreds of them.
327
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,729
And they found
that the number one impediment
328
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:09,191
to honest communication is fear.
329
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:12,986
Fear of it disrupting the marriage.
330
00:26:12,987 --> 00:26:17,282
So, um, we kind of make
a promise to each other
331
00:26:17,283 --> 00:26:19,868
that we're not gonna hold anything
332
00:26:19,869 --> 00:26:23,163
against each other no matter what it is?
333
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:27,293
Without that, how could
we be really honest?
334
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,952
- Hey.
- Hey.
335
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:06,888
- How was the weekend?
- It was tough but good.
336
00:27:06,890 --> 00:27:08,042
- Hi, Daddy.
- Good.
337
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,668
Hey, honey, come on.
338
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:11,421
- Thank you so much.
- Sure.
339
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,180
Okay, hop in.
340
00:27:36,362 --> 00:27:38,586
Hey, how you doing? You okay?
341
00:27:45,038 --> 00:27:47,372
Is it okay to open this?
342
00:27:47,373 --> 00:27:48,541
It's fine.
343
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,336
Hey.
344
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,546
Oh, I was thinking,
can't we just nuke these?
345
00:27:54,547 --> 00:27:57,215
No, because they have
these fun little metal handles,
346
00:27:57,216 --> 00:27:59,801
and of course the princess
just had to have Chinese.
347
00:27:59,802 --> 00:28:02,220
My goddamn luck, they forgot to put the...
348
00:28:02,221 --> 00:28:03,847
they forgot to put
the fortune cookies in the bag.
349
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,808
Okay. What is going on here?
350
00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:09,978
I'm fucking Allan.
351
00:28:09,979 --> 00:28:11,939
- What?
- If you ever repeat that,
352
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,691
I swear I'll tell everyone
you slept with Pat.
353
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:17,569
- He's the beautiful penis?
- Sherry.
354
00:28:17,570 --> 00:28:19,112
Just... I'm trying to understand.
355
00:28:19,113 --> 00:28:21,239
I mean, how-how do you go from that
356
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,866
to hosting her baby shower?
357
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,117
Who else was gonna do it?
358
00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:25,869
And besides, we have the best party house.
359
00:28:25,870 --> 00:28:27,913
We... oh, Lord, honey.
360
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,374
Allan Gore?
361
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,583
Isn't that kind of a lateral move?
362
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,210
Give me a break, Sherry.
363
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,545
Who else is there?
364
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:43,428
May I present the woman
of the hour, Mrs. Betty Gore.
365
00:28:43,429 --> 00:28:45,472
- There she is.
- Oh!
366
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,224
So beautiful.
367
00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,351
I can't...
368
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:52,145
goodness.
369
00:28:52,146 --> 00:28:56,108
Y-you did too much. This is so beautiful.
370
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,192
Oh, my God, Betty.
371
00:28:57,193 --> 00:28:58,276
This is the best you've ever looked.
372
00:28:58,277 --> 00:29:00,195
Honestly, you're one hot mama.
373
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,155
Thank you.
374
00:29:02,156 --> 00:29:04,157
This is when I was gonna
pop that champagne.
375
00:29:04,158 --> 00:29:06,577
- What?
- Nothing.
376
00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:12,332
- Sweetheart, I'm gonna go.
- Oh, can't you stay?
377
00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,001
Oh, no, I was gonna get a-a new belt
378
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,419
for the mower and get the lawn done.
379
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:17,005
You could do that later.
380
00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:23,385
- Okay.
- Okay.
381
00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:26,388
Sure.
382
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:29,433
- I'll see if Pat's around.
- Okay.
383
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:41,611
Oh, is Valerie not just
the most perfect name?
384
00:29:41,612 --> 00:29:45,032
It is the perfect balance.
385
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:47,200
Classic but not old fashioned,
386
00:29:47,201 --> 00:29:50,328
ripe for a comeback but not overused.
387
00:29:50,329 --> 00:29:53,248
And I said it before,
but I will say it again.
388
00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:56,418
I mean, this is the best
you've ever looked.
389
00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:57,711
Thank you.
390
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:01,715
What was that?
391
00:30:01,716 --> 00:30:04,885
- What?
- You just winked at her.
392
00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:08,513
Well, that glow, it's not the baby.
393
00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:11,184
- Oh?
- It's Marriage Encounter.
394
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,521
Oh! Oh, you're still doing that?
395
00:30:16,522 --> 00:30:18,982
Yeah, we just became Flame Leaders.
396
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:20,734
- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!
397
00:30:20,735 --> 00:30:22,360
That's great.
398
00:30:22,361 --> 00:30:23,653
You know, Pat and I tried that,
399
00:30:23,654 --> 00:30:25,363
but we just didn't
really think it was for us.
400
00:30:25,364 --> 00:30:27,657
We left after one night.
401
00:30:27,658 --> 00:30:31,161
But, um, I'm, uh, really happy for you.
402
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:34,247
Y'all excuse me just for one sec.
403
00:30:34,248 --> 00:30:36,249
Jesus.
404
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,584
She knows.
405
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,629
- I don't think so.
- She does, and he told her.
406
00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:42,214
Okay, there's no possible way.
407
00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:44,049
That's what they do
in Marriage Encounter, okay?
408
00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,426
They share everything.
409
00:30:46,427 --> 00:30:49,429
Look, I thought it was wife swapping.
410
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:52,015
That's why it stopped, 'cause she knows.
411
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,975
No normal woman would come
to this house if she knew
412
00:30:53,976 --> 00:30:56,770
that you were sleeping with her husband.
413
00:30:56,771 --> 00:30:58,188
Was.
414
00:30:58,189 --> 00:31:00,650
He's canceled our last two rendezvous.
415
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,528
Oh.
416
00:31:27,510 --> 00:31:30,303
Candy said you got a new job.
417
00:31:30,304 --> 00:31:32,223
Yeah, yeah.
418
00:31:35,351 --> 00:31:38,103
Super Circuits?
419
00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,939
Consumer Circuits.
420
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,609
I haven't heard of it.
421
00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:49,073
Well, it's new, so you wouldn't have.
422
00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:56,789
It's not without risks.
423
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,626
But you only live once.
424
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:03,837
And getting in on the ground floor
425
00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:06,549
does have its advantages.
426
00:32:08,384 --> 00:32:10,136
Lots of upsides.
427
00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:15,182
Yeah, I'd love be out there
cowboying it with you,
428
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:18,686
but you know, TI just treats me
too damn good.
429
00:32:28,029 --> 00:32:30,031
You're overworking your meat.
430
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:37,079
It's first rule of grilling,
you only wanna flip 'em once.
431
00:32:41,838 --> 00:32:44,085
- So sweet.
- It's not for you.
432
00:32:44,086 --> 00:32:46,796
- Betty should try it on.
- You should try it on.
433
00:32:46,797 --> 00:32:49,132
I'm gonna check your bag
at the end of this thing.
434
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,675
Oh, look.
435
00:32:50,676 --> 00:32:53,887
Of course, somebody
had to be the practical one.
436
00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,513
That's perfect.
437
00:32:55,514 --> 00:32:58,433
I will be thanking you for
this when I run out one night.
438
00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:02,604
Miss Candy, can I use your phone?
439
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,105
Oh, sure, it's in the kitchen.
440
00:33:04,106 --> 00:33:06,399
Who are you calling
in the middle of a party?
441
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:08,318
- It's Jeffrey.
- Oh, come on.
442
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:10,403
I must confess. I miss my husband.
443
00:33:10,404 --> 00:33:11,863
Oh, Lord.
444
00:33:11,864 --> 00:33:14,199
- Go and call your man.
- She's serious.
445
00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,784
- Yeah.
- Oh, my goodness.
446
00:33:15,785 --> 00:33:19,079
I would be calling Allan too
if he wasn't right outside.
447
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,915
I like to keep him
where I can see him these days.
448
00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,458
Well, Tom and I found out
449
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:26,544
we get along a lot better
after a little time apart.
450
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:29,631
And I mean come on, y'all,
451
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:30,799
you Marriage Encounter people,
452
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,759
I mean, it is just talk, talk, talk.
453
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:36,221
- I can hear you.
- I-I know.
454
00:33:36,222 --> 00:33:40,684
Well, you know, talking
can be very, um, energizing.
455
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:41,893
Absolutely.
456
00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:43,770
It's so scary at first,
457
00:33:43,771 --> 00:33:48,650
but, um, once you really get
intimate with your husband,
458
00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:52,362
you would be shocked
at the untapped emotion
459
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:54,197
that you have inside.
460
00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:58,744
Passion and tenderness, but...
461
00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:05,709
Also forgiveness and acceptance.
462
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,503
- It's very true.
- Amen.
463
00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,006
What about a little thing called privacy?
464
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,883
Because honestly, last thing I really want
465
00:34:13,884 --> 00:34:16,803
is to have Pat Montgomery
knowing everything I do
466
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:19,097
and think every second of the day.
467
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:20,724
Can I see you in the kitchen?
468
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,684
Well, that may work for you.
469
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:25,603
But once Allan and I
got rid of all our secrets,
470
00:34:25,604 --> 00:34:27,982
our marriage has never been better.
471
00:34:34,655 --> 00:34:37,198
- What happened?
- Nothing.
472
00:34:37,199 --> 00:34:38,492
I-I was waiting for you.
473
00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:47,584
Um.
474
00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:55,216
Well, I am so touched by your generosity,
475
00:34:55,217 --> 00:34:56,718
all of you.
476
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:02,307
I haven't had friends like this
since I moved to Texas,
477
00:35:02,308 --> 00:35:04,518
so it means a lot.
478
00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:10,816
But, um, I wanted to say
something to Candy.
479
00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:24,579
The compassion and friendship
you've shown me
480
00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:26,707
over the past few months...
481
00:35:28,513 --> 00:35:30,473
Has touched me in a very deep way.
482
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:33,713
You've been there for me
483
00:35:33,714 --> 00:35:35,508
through some really hard times...
484
00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:39,095
And I'll never forget it.
485
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:51,064
Oh, thank you.
486
00:35:51,065 --> 00:35:52,482
You told her, didn't you?
487
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,235
Not here, please.
488
00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:02,158
Did you tell her?
489
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:03,619
No.
490
00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,874
Who are you lying to? Her or me?
491
00:36:09,875 --> 00:36:11,167
I didn't tell her.
492
00:36:11,168 --> 00:36:12,502
'Cause I don't need her going around
493
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,964
using my life as gossip to make friends.
494
00:36:16,924 --> 00:36:20,218
The only affair that came out
495
00:36:20,219 --> 00:36:23,805
in Marriage Encounter was Betty's.
496
00:36:23,806 --> 00:36:26,391
Betty's?
497
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:29,311
Yes, a long time ago.
498
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,982
Look, um,
499
00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:36,401
the Marriage Encounter, um,
500
00:36:36,402 --> 00:36:38,611
I think it's working.
501
00:36:38,612 --> 00:36:43,993
I mean, it's a lot of work, and I think...
502
00:36:45,744 --> 00:36:48,330
I think I should probably focus on that.
503
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:55,086
If it's working, we should stop.
504
00:36:55,087 --> 00:36:56,797
That's kind of what I was thinking.
505
00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:01,343
Things are better, I-I think.
506
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,931
For everyone.
507
00:37:14,774 --> 00:37:18,359
And thank you
508
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,196
for being her friend, it...
509
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:25,326
it means a lot to her, and to both of us.
510
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,662
Of course.
511
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,821
Hey, Christina, you're just
in time for Parcheesi.
512
00:38:03,822 --> 00:38:05,949
- Get in there.
- Come in!
513
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,408
Hi, Candy.
514
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:10,328
- Where is that baby?
- Oh, with Allan.
515
00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:14,123
I actually, I have a few minutes.
516
00:38:14,124 --> 00:38:15,459
Okay.
517
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:19,338
Oh, um...
518
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:24,592
Did I do something wrong?
519
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:27,428
I just feel like we were so close.
520
00:38:27,429 --> 00:38:29,889
And I haven't heard
from you since the baby.
521
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,935
Oh, no, nothing's wrong.
I've just been so busy.
522
00:38:34,645 --> 00:38:36,188
Good.
523
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:40,108
But would you...
524
00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:41,943
I'm sorry, I've gotta get.
525
00:38:41,944 --> 00:38:43,861
When it comes to board games,
we don't screw around.
526
00:38:43,862 --> 00:38:45,196
Right.
527
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:49,450
Okay, um, well, do you
wanna have lunch sometime?
528
00:38:49,451 --> 00:38:52,371
Sure, see you soon. Bye.
529
00:38:57,751 --> 00:38:58,877
I won!
530
00:38:58,878 --> 00:39:00,253
Wait, we haven't even started.
531
00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:02,089
Where is the starting position?
532
00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:05,550
Before the game starts,
each player has to move
533
00:39:05,551 --> 00:39:10,054
all their four of their pawns
in the start area, that's here.
534
00:39:10,055 --> 00:39:11,556
No, that's the home.
535
00:39:11,557 --> 00:39:13,016
So you need to put them in the start,
536
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,517
which is over in the corner there.
537
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:18,396
So to enter a pawn, a five
must be thrown on the dice.
538
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:21,649
- Is that on one die...
- All right, who wants sundaes?
539
00:39:22,776 --> 00:39:24,193
Butterscotch! Butterscotch!
540
00:39:24,194 --> 00:39:26,195
Are you seriously gonna make sundaes?
541
00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:28,197
- Why not.
- You're the best, Mom.
542
00:39:28,198 --> 00:39:29,866
- Yeah, she is.
- Aww, thank you.
543
00:39:29,867 --> 00:39:33,286
Oh, shoot, that's Sherry.
544
00:39:33,287 --> 00:39:35,121
I totally forgot about English class.
545
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,164
No!
546
00:39:36,165 --> 00:39:37,373
Do we still got sundaes?
547
00:39:37,374 --> 00:39:40,126
- Yeah. Come on. Let your mom have her fun.
- No, it's-it's okay.
548
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,628
I'll just tell her I can't make it tonight.
549
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,296
Go... I'll take care of the sundaes.
550
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:44,715
You go to class.
551
00:39:46,508 --> 00:39:48,343
Okay. Thanks, hon.
552
00:39:53,515 --> 00:39:55,224
Oh, hey, hon, would you mind
throwing some fudge
553
00:39:55,225 --> 00:39:56,893
in the microwave before you leave?
554
00:39:56,894 --> 00:39:58,227
Maybe chop up some peanuts?
555
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:01,774
Of course.
556
00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,873
What is in this bag?
557
00:40:21,418 --> 00:40:24,754
Candace Montgomery, what in the world?
558
00:40:24,755 --> 00:40:27,382
- We are playing hooky.
- We are?
559
00:40:27,383 --> 00:40:31,136
- Mm-hmm. Just drive.
- Okay.
560
00:40:44,525 --> 00:40:46,527
- Love ring.
- Mm-hmm.
561
00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:50,823
I wonder who that was.
562
00:41:15,514 --> 00:41:20,226
We don't have to do this
if you don't want to.
563
00:41:20,227 --> 00:41:22,020
Of course I want to.
564
00:41:23,188 --> 00:41:26,524
You always feel better after, right?
565
00:41:26,525 --> 00:41:28,736
- I do.
- Yeah.
566
00:41:37,935 --> 00:41:39,102
Okay.
567
00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:56,198
Yeah, baby. Shake it, baby.
568
00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:16,844
Bye.
569
00:44:07,477 --> 00:44:10,730
How was class?
570
00:44:10,731 --> 00:44:12,524
It was great.
571
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:11,994
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