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Previously on This Is Us...
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- My water just broke.
- Yep.
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- DOCTOR: First male is out.
- You hear that, babe?
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- We got a boy.
- Something's... not right...
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Your wife is in distress, Jack.
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I found him. My father.
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Randall Peasing. I'm
your biological son.
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- Toby.
- Kate.
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So, you want to be fat friends?
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(laughs)
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This show is so bad!
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Everything's fake!
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I quit.
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We lost the third baby, Jack.
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I'm very sorry.
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I like to think that you took
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the sourest lemon that life has to offer
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and turned it into something
resembling lemonade.
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♪
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Guys, breakfast!
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Let's go!
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Mom, Webster told me to shut up.
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- Shut up!
- REBECCA: Do not call him that.
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KEVIN: Everyone else always does.
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REBECCA: I don't care
what everybody else does.
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Randall is your little brother;
you have to have his back.
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No, sweetheart. No, no, no.
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Your breakfast is over there, Kate.
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Thank you.
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Baby, we talked about this.
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Morning.
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REBECCA: Good morning.
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Yuck.
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REBECCA: Jack!
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It's fine. It's fine.
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- Did you get fruit?
- Yes.
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Hey.
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Do you need me to show
you where the coffee is?
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Oh, I know where the coffee is.
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Okay. Good.
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RANDALL: Just give me...
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Okay. Dad's off. Deep breaths.
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And...
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- First came...
- Me!
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- And Dad said...
- Gee!
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- And then came...
- Me!
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- And Mom said...
- Whee!
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- And then came...
- Me.
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- And we said...
- That's three.
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- Big Three?
- CHILDREN: Big Three!
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(children chattering)
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Do you need me to show
you where my mouth is?
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No. I know where it is.
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Oh. Good.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Kate, all the fruit, please.
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♪ Both dirty, both mean ♪
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♪ Yes, and the dream was just the same ♪
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♪ And I dreamed your dream for you ♪
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♪ And now your dream is real ♪
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♪ How can you look at me ♪
♪ Good job. ♪
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♪ As if I was just another
one of your deals? ♪
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♪ When you can fall for... ♪
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You know, I just did bi's,
tri's and left testicle.
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I'm really starting to get
some definition on that guy.
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- Not funny.
- It's fun... (laughs)
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- It's not funny.
- Come on. Come on, can we go?
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We've been here long enough.
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- No...
- Kate. Come on, Kate...
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Come on.
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(sighs)
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How are you losing weight and I'm not?
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Can I be honest with you?
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Yeah, please.
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I think I'm just taking this
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more seriously than you are.
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(laughs)
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Come on. Let's go. (laughing)
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Worst place in the world!
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Baby?
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Yeah.
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I want to ask you something, but...
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I'm not sure how to say it.
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Since when do we censor
ourselves with each other?
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No, I know, it's...
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You know, Beth, we've been
together for 17 years.
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That's almost half our lives.
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I know your face,
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your hands, your soul
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better than I know my own.
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You don't have to censor yourself.
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Ever. Not with me.
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What was your question?
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How long is your crack-addict
biological daddy
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gonna be sleeping in our
six-year-old daughter's bedroom?
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- Damn.
- I know, right?
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You need to censor yourself, woman.
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- It's just got real.
- (exhales)
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(chuckles)
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But Randall, he's been
here for three days.
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And the girls still think he's
your 70-year-old co-worker
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who likes sleepovers.
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(exhales) What's our endgame here?
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Beth, the man has Stage
4 stomach cancer.
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I'm just trying to get him to
his first doctor's appointment,
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make sure he's gonna
make it past Thursday.
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Then we can take the rest from there.
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Okay?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And he's a former crack
addict, by the way.
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Oh, well, then he can stay forever.
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- See? You didn't even think about that.
- (giggling)
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- ♪
- So now Rebecca's all worked up
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because the kids at school
are calling him "Webster."
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You know, the black kid the white
family adopts on that show?
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- I love that show.
- Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I don't know, Miguel, it's just...
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It's hard to see the woman I
married sometimes, you know?
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What?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing.
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Nothing. You... I'm your, I'm
your best friend. You're venting.
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Best friends let best friends
vent without judgment.
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I'm not even gonna say
anything about it being 5:03
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and that being your second bourbon.
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- I appreciate that.
- The thing is...
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your wife is, like, the
gold standard of wives.
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- I know, Miguel.
- I mean, she's smart,
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funny, beautiful,
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- great personality, greater ass...
- Easy.
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She's raising not one, not
two, but three eight-year-olds
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while you sit here
drinking not one, not two,
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but soon to be three bourbons by 5:05.
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I know all this, Miguel.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Because as your loyal best friend,
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it is my duty to remind you
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of what you've got there.
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You married way, way above your station.
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I'd be careful not to give
her a reason to notice.
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Oh, my father, he
wasn't a very nice man.
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He wasn't like your father.
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Why not?
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Well, your father, he's good.
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He doesn't have vices.
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You know what a vice is?
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A vice is like a bad habit,
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like bitin' your nails, but worse.
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- Like drugs?
- Yeah, that's right.
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That was my vice.
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Where would you get drugs?
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Well, that's an interesting
question, Tess.
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Let's see...
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- Well, the cocaine I used to...
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Let's get ready for school, okay?
Come on.
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Hey, so I got good news.
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I got you an appointment with
an immunotherapy specialist.
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- Oh, that's not necessary.
- No, it was nothing.
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Guy at my firm had an in.
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This guy is doing some really
ground-breaking stuff.
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Thank you; that's very kind.
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You got it.
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Oh, hey, come on, baby.
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I need you to take one big,
deep breath for me, okay?
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(inhales)
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Oh, that's good.
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All right.
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My vice is asthma.
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(Randall chuckles)
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His is cocaine.
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All right, so let's get our jackets.
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- Okay.
- Go and get your coat.
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BETH: Honey, here, take your lunch.
Okay.
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(exhales) Here you go.
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Hey, I'm sorry.
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I know they're too young
to talk about cocaine.
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I just...
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I feel like six is a hair
young for cocaine...
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Yeah, but seven... We let
them try it at seven.
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(chuckles) BETH: Um, so...
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what are you up to today, William?
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Oh, nothing much. The usual.
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I've really enjoyed being here.
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Being around those girls...
it fills me in a way...
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In a way I surely don't deserve, so...
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I hope you'll let me know when
I've overstayed my welcome.
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You know, don't be silly.
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We're happy to have you.
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We'll let you get on with your day.
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I was wondering if I could be so forward
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as to ask you for a few
dollars for the bus.
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Oh, sure. Sure.
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Where you going?
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Oh, you know, just around.
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(sighs)
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♪ Now because I'm so fly,
they just get to know why ♪
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♪ Got to stick to what I do
best, I'm like "Oh, hi" ♪
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♪ We've been trying to do soft
tens with aloha, aloha... ♪
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(sighs)
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Victor. My man.
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How you been?
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- I've been Hector.
- Right on. Yeah.
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Yeah, and I'm sorry. I
got a lot on my mind.
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I don't know if you heard the news.
I left the show.
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Yeah. I'm gonna meet
with the team today.
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You know, we're gonna
strategize, talk next steps.
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Lots to figure out, lots to talk about.
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It's exciting. Exciting times
for everyone involved.
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(phone ringing in the distance)
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LANIE: Kevin,
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do you remember where you
were when I found you?
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Yeah, sure. I was, uh, in
an improv comedy troupe.
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That's right.
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And when I saw your first show,
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do you know what I thought
to myself, Kevin?
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- No, I-I...
- I thought
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to myself... I've done it.
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I have found
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the least funny person
on the entire planet.
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Okay.
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But I saw something there,
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so I took you on.
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And I got you the commercials,
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got you the soaps,
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eventually got you a job paying you
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almost three million dollars a year,
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making you so famous that
you could wear a ski cap
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when it is 80 degrees outside,
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and no one would say a damn thing.
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Okay, Lanie...
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Take off that hat.
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Okay.
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What's done is done, right?
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I mean, you know, can't we just...
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move on?
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Brian... speak.
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You're contractually bound to
the show for another two years.
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Okay.
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All right, and if I refuse?
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Listen to me very carefully, Kevin.
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The network owns you.
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They can sue you for damages.
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They could bankrupt you.
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And even if someone slipped a chill pill
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into their collective drink,
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you would still be
legally unable to work
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for the next two years.
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That's for any studio, any network.
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Television or film.
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So...
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that's the good news.
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Now here's the part
you're not gonna like.
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KEVIN: She's throwing this big...
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Hollywood party at her
house tonight, right?
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The network president's
gonna be there, everyone.
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I'm supposed to show up, get
down on my hands and knees
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and beg to be the Manny again.
261
00:10:47,252 --> 00:10:49,186
Yeah.
262
00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,755
They own me, sis.
263
00:10:51,789 --> 00:10:53,090
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
264
00:10:53,124 --> 00:10:56,126
Well, I do, and you did it already.
265
00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:58,295
Do you need me to show you
the video on YouTube?
266
00:10:58,329 --> 00:11:00,130
No.
267
00:11:00,164 --> 00:11:04,501
Kevin, I've known you your whole life.
268
00:11:04,535 --> 00:11:08,372
Well, except for those two
minutes at the beginning.
269
00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:11,441
You've succeed at everything
you've ever tried.
270
00:11:11,476 --> 00:11:13,577
So here's what's gonna happen.
271
00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:16,280
Okay? You're gonna go to that party,
272
00:11:16,314 --> 00:11:18,215
and you're gonna march
up to that network guy,
273
00:11:18,249 --> 00:11:20,717
and you're gonna tell him, "Manny out!"
274
00:11:20,752 --> 00:11:22,386
- Mm-hmm.
- Manny out?
275
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,021
Manny out. Manny out!
276
00:11:24,055 --> 00:11:26,556
Well, you're not supposed
to say the... Okay.
277
00:11:26,591 --> 00:11:29,059
Manny out! That's good.
278
00:11:30,762 --> 00:11:32,262
(both laughing)
279
00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:34,231
- Let me ask you a question.
- Mm.
280
00:11:34,265 --> 00:11:37,601
What did I ever do those first
two minutes without you?
281
00:11:37,635 --> 00:11:40,504
Oh, you cried, and you crapped a lot.
282
00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:44,341
- (muffled laugh)
- Sounds about right. Yeah.
283
00:11:44,375 --> 00:11:46,476
So you're coming to the party,
though, tonight with me, right?
284
00:11:46,511 --> 00:11:48,412
- The fancy Hollywood party?
- Yeah. Yeah.
285
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,813
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:51,515
Kevin, I... Okay, f...
287
00:11:51,549 --> 00:11:53,483
- I don't even have anything to wear.
- Kate.
288
00:11:53,518 --> 00:11:58,255
I need you there, okay?
289
00:11:58,289 --> 00:12:00,257
It's gonna be fun.
290
00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:01,858
- Is it? Is-is...?
- It's gonna be a blast.
291
00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,393
Yes, it's gonna be a blast. Manny out.
292
00:12:03,428 --> 00:12:05,095
- Kevin, here... here's the...
- Manny out.
293
00:12:05,129 --> 00:12:06,496
Or maybe Manny out!
294
00:12:06,531 --> 00:12:08,231
Whatever... whatever works.
295
00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,267
♪
296
00:12:11,953 --> 00:12:15,297
- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
297
00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:25,593
- Nothing can live...
- (Randall sighs)
298
00:12:25,628 --> 00:12:27,896
All right, little mamas,
five-minute warning
299
00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:28,810
- till teeth brushing.
- But...
300
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,637
It's not open for discussion.
301
00:12:31,662 --> 00:12:33,997
Rain, the source of all...
302
00:12:34,534 --> 00:12:36,268
- Hey, William.
- William!
303
00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:37,803
Hi, everybody.
304
00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:41,340
You're home late. Everything okay?
305
00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,476
Yeah, yes. I'm fine.
306
00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,644
Just a long day.
307
00:12:45,679 --> 00:12:47,880
I think I may just go lay myself down
308
00:12:47,914 --> 00:12:49,348
for the night.
309
00:12:49,383 --> 00:12:51,984
Well... night.
310
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,185
Night.
311
00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:57,690
From the ashes rises the phoenix...
312
00:12:57,724 --> 00:12:59,992
Okay, monsters, these teeth
aren't gonna brush themselves.
313
00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:01,494
(groans)
314
00:13:01,528 --> 00:13:03,118
Oh, God. Hey, girl,
what you been eating?
315
00:13:03,143 --> 00:13:04,329
Ice cream.
316
00:13:04,364 --> 00:13:06,732
You scream? I'm gonna scream
317
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,201
if I got to carry you up these stairs.
318
00:13:09,236 --> 00:13:10,669
(groans)
319
00:13:10,704 --> 00:13:13,339
You're too heavy.
320
00:13:13,373 --> 00:13:15,808
MARSHA: Guess the thing I really need
321
00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:18,711
to say out loud to everyone is, well...
322
00:13:18,745 --> 00:13:21,280
I'm down three pounds in one week.
323
00:13:21,314 --> 00:13:23,015
(laughs, screams)
324
00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:23,876
(applause)
325
00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:26,352
Oh, guys, come on. Stop.
Stop. You don't...
326
00:13:26,386 --> 00:13:27,887
Well, okay, fine, keep going.
327
00:13:27,921 --> 00:13:31,657
I'm-I'm so happy. I'm... (laughs)
328
00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:34,560
Well, I had a crap day at work,
so I stopped at Wendy's.
329
00:13:34,594 --> 00:13:36,896
And I was about to eat in the car,
330
00:13:36,930 --> 00:13:38,864
which is... all you know is my thing.
331
00:13:38,899 --> 00:13:42,535
The second I left the
drive-through, I threw
332
00:13:42,569 --> 00:13:46,072
ten dollars' worth of Wendy's
out of my moving car,
333
00:13:46,106 --> 00:13:48,207
and I went home, and I had a salad.
334
00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:50,009
(laughs)
335
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:55,081
WOMAN: I know I'm ridiculous. I
know I'm a joke to you guys.
336
00:13:55,115 --> 00:13:59,685
I know I have body distortion
issues or whatever it's called,
337
00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:01,454
but it's real.
338
00:14:01,488 --> 00:14:02,855
It's brutal.
339
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:06,559
I wish I could show you guys what I
see when I look in the mirror...
340
00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:08,227
Oh, for God's sake.
341
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:11,363
Madison, you weigh 105 pounds.
342
00:14:11,398 --> 00:14:13,165
If you feel like a fat girl
when you look in the mirror,
343
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,134
why don't you step a damn scale?
344
00:14:15,168 --> 00:14:17,870
And when the scale reads
"One, zero, five,"
345
00:14:17,904 --> 00:14:19,171
you know that you're not fat.
346
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,239
And Laurie,
347
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,775
that Wendy's story, okay.
348
00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:24,243
I'm sorry, but you're just a litterer.
349
00:14:24,277 --> 00:14:26,579
You're just a littering damn litterer.
350
00:14:28,949 --> 00:14:31,283
Uh...
351
00:14:31,318 --> 00:14:34,019
well, that feels like a
good place for a break.
352
00:14:34,054 --> 00:14:36,455
(indistinct chatter)
353
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,132
You hulked out on a bunch of fatties.
354
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:49,034
You're not going to make me laugh, Toby.
355
00:14:49,069 --> 00:14:51,637
What's up, kid?
356
00:14:54,274 --> 00:14:58,177
My brother is making me go to
this nightmare Hollywood party
357
00:14:58,211 --> 00:15:00,746
at his agent's house tonight.
Yeah, I went to buy a dress,
358
00:15:00,780 --> 00:15:02,748
and nothing fit, literally nothing.
359
00:15:02,782 --> 00:15:04,550
Everything looks terrible.
360
00:15:04,584 --> 00:15:05,784
I'm not losing weight.
361
00:15:05,819 --> 00:15:07,553
I'm starving.
362
00:15:07,587 --> 00:15:09,421
I don't know.
363
00:15:09,456 --> 00:15:12,791
That's what's up, I guess.
364
00:15:12,826 --> 00:15:14,760
Okay.
365
00:15:14,794 --> 00:15:18,063
Hey, your brother's agent
is Lanie Shultz, right?
366
00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:19,698
Yeah.
367
00:15:19,733 --> 00:15:22,468
Kate, Lanie Shultz
368
00:15:22,502 --> 00:15:24,770
is one of the most powerful agents
369
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:27,606
in what I like to call... show business.
370
00:15:27,641 --> 00:15:29,141
I heard
371
00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:31,644
that Deadpool was her idea.
372
00:15:31,678 --> 00:15:33,112
Or maybe it was Hamilton.
373
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,813
I get those two confused. Anyway,
374
00:15:34,848 --> 00:15:39,018
Kate, you are so taking
me to that party.
375
00:15:39,052 --> 00:15:40,452
- Uh-uh.
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:15:40,487 --> 00:15:42,254
No. I don't want you to see me there.
377
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:44,123
Like, I am at my worst at those things.
378
00:15:44,157 --> 00:15:46,825
Kate, you are at your worst
379
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:49,595
when you are eviscerating
the anorexic lady,
380
00:15:49,629 --> 00:15:52,031
and I am still standing here.
381
00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:53,832
- (sighs)
- Look,
382
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:57,303
we have had three lunches
and four dinner dates.
383
00:15:57,337 --> 00:16:01,106
We have made out seven times
and heavy-petted twice.
384
00:16:01,141 --> 00:16:03,475
Our plane is rapidly approaching
385
00:16:03,510 --> 00:16:05,010
the boyfriend-girlfriend zone,
386
00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,446
and, I, for one, am preparing
myself for landing.
387
00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,948
But I need to know that everything
388
00:16:08,982 --> 00:16:11,016
isn't gonna always be about our weight.
389
00:16:11,051 --> 00:16:13,319
All right? We need to be able
to cut loose at parties.
390
00:16:13,353 --> 00:16:15,921
We need to get really dressed
up, we need to have sex.
391
00:16:15,956 --> 00:16:17,923
I just slipped that in
there very casually
392
00:16:17,958 --> 00:16:19,325
because I think that's something
393
00:16:19,359 --> 00:16:20,960
that we should start doing very soon.
394
00:16:20,994 --> 00:16:24,430
So, Kate, I am asking you,
please, for the love of God,
395
00:16:24,464 --> 00:16:27,099
can we spend one fat-free night
396
00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,468
at the house of the lady
who came up with the idea
397
00:16:29,502 --> 00:16:31,136
for Deadpool and/or Hamilton?
398
00:16:32,372 --> 00:16:35,140
Is that a... is that a smile?
399
00:16:35,175 --> 00:16:35,859
(laughs)
400
00:16:35,884 --> 00:16:37,910
Is that...? Yes, that's
a yes and a smile.
401
00:16:37,944 --> 00:16:41,080
All right, hey, guys,
Bruce Banner's back.
402
00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:43,148
Everything's fine. The Hulk is gone.
403
00:16:43,183 --> 00:16:45,820
Let the healing continue.
Sorry about that.
404
00:16:50,697 --> 00:16:52,056
Are you comfy?
405
00:16:52,431 --> 00:16:54,232
Okay, sweetness.
406
00:16:54,257 --> 00:16:55,824
Good night. I love you so much.
407
00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:58,528
I love you, too.
408
00:16:58,562 --> 00:17:00,030
Mom?
409
00:17:00,064 --> 00:17:02,432
Yeah, babe?
410
00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:05,101
I only ate fruit today.
411
00:17:05,136 --> 00:17:07,537
(sighs)
412
00:17:11,151 --> 00:17:14,053
You know I just want you
to be healthy, right?
413
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:16,513
And I want you to be happy.
414
00:17:16,547 --> 00:17:18,882
Are you happy?
415
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:20,684
For the most part.
416
00:17:22,889 --> 00:17:25,291
Well, then, I'm happy, too.
417
00:17:26,424 --> 00:17:27,824
Tell you what. How about
418
00:17:27,858 --> 00:17:29,893
you and I find a healthy
balance together?
419
00:17:29,927 --> 00:17:31,661
How does that sound?
420
00:17:31,696 --> 00:17:33,463
- All right.
- RANDALL: Shut up!
421
00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:34,998
- KEVIN: You shut up, Webster.
- RANDALL: Stop calling me names!
422
00:17:35,032 --> 00:17:37,500
Goodnight. Boys?
423
00:17:37,535 --> 00:17:39,335
Uh-uh. Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
424
00:17:39,370 --> 00:17:40,570
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
425
00:17:40,604 --> 00:17:42,706
No, stop. To your beds right now.
426
00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:45,108
- (boys groan)
- Now.
427
00:17:45,142 --> 00:17:46,876
Okay, who am I yelling at first?
428
00:17:48,312 --> 00:17:51,281
(sighs)
429
00:17:51,315 --> 00:17:54,417
Kev, bud, what is the deal? Why
are you always so hard on him?
430
00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:57,287
Everybody thinks it's weird
that we're brothers.
431
00:17:59,056 --> 00:18:01,958
You know it doesn't
matter what people think.
432
00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:03,393
He is your little brother, Kevin.
433
00:18:03,427 --> 00:18:05,028
You have to be there for one another.
434
00:18:05,062 --> 00:18:06,296
Do you hear me?
435
00:18:06,330 --> 00:18:08,031
(sighs)
436
00:18:08,065 --> 00:18:09,499
Yes.
437
00:18:11,936 --> 00:18:13,203
I love you.
438
00:18:19,744 --> 00:18:21,344
(sighs)
439
00:18:21,378 --> 00:18:24,080
Can you force him be nice?
440
00:18:24,115 --> 00:18:26,883
I'll see what I can do.
441
00:18:26,917 --> 00:18:28,752
Hey.
442
00:18:28,786 --> 00:18:31,054
Promise me you'll always be good.
443
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:34,457
I'll see what I can do.
444
00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:35,925
(soft chuckle)
445
00:18:37,261 --> 00:18:39,763
I love you.
446
00:18:39,797 --> 00:18:41,564
Now get some sleep, please.
447
00:18:41,599 --> 00:18:43,066
No more fighting.
448
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,635
Don't make me come back in here.
449
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,437
Good night, I love you.
450
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,039
(sighs)
451
00:19:03,821 --> 00:19:06,708
- Hi, baby.
- Hi, baby.
452
00:19:10,094 --> 00:19:11,594
Did I miss putting them down?
453
00:19:12,683 --> 00:19:15,017
Just by an hour.
454
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,394
Well, I was...
455
00:19:18,529 --> 00:19:20,831
I was... oh, shopping.
456
00:19:21,358 --> 00:19:22,959
I was shopping.
457
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:28,082
I know...
458
00:19:28,296 --> 00:19:29,753
(clears throat)
459
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:33,881
I know we haven't been
on the same page lately.
460
00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:37,754
That we just got to get
back on track, baby.
461
00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:40,256
So...
462
00:19:40,291 --> 00:19:43,827
consider this a... way-too-expensive
463
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:45,328
peace offering.
464
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:47,997
I think we've been more than off track.
465
00:19:53,838 --> 00:19:57,473
Hey, how do you think
we're doing so far?
466
00:19:57,508 --> 00:19:59,175
At parenting?
467
00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:02,345
- I...
- 'Cause I think we're at a six.
468
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:05,248
On a sliding scale, one through ten,
469
00:20:05,282 --> 00:20:08,818
I think we're at a six and I
think I'm being generous.
470
00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:11,688
- Bec...
- Seven, fine,
471
00:20:11,722 --> 00:20:14,090
but only because there
are three of them.
472
00:20:14,124 --> 00:20:15,892
- Baby, I...
- And the thing is,
473
00:20:15,926 --> 00:20:19,429
I'm trying really hard
to get us to a nine.
474
00:20:19,463 --> 00:20:22,365
Because they are cute kids, and
they deserve nine-parents.
475
00:20:22,399 --> 00:20:27,237
And, the thing is, I feel
like I'm there, Jack.
476
00:20:28,806 --> 00:20:32,542
I feel like I'm operating at a nine.
477
00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:36,913
Because I do individualized lunches
478
00:20:36,947 --> 00:20:39,249
and I do individualized
tuck-ins for each kid
479
00:20:39,283 --> 00:20:40,984
so nobody feels gypped.
480
00:20:41,018 --> 00:20:42,552
And...
481
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:43,820
(scoffs)
482
00:20:46,790 --> 00:20:51,227
When you're home, and you're you,
483
00:20:51,262 --> 00:20:54,264
you're way better than I am.
484
00:20:54,298 --> 00:20:58,801
You're a ten when you're you, Jack.
485
00:20:58,836 --> 00:21:01,771
But you're getting home later and later
486
00:21:01,805 --> 00:21:03,606
- and when you do come home, you're...
- Bec, what are you saying?
487
00:21:03,641 --> 00:21:05,475
The drinking has to stop.
488
00:21:08,570 --> 00:21:13,275
You have to reign it in, baby,
because I won't have it in my house.
489
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:17,036
- You won't have it in your house.
- I won't.
490
00:21:17,288 --> 00:21:22,458
So if it's a problem, fix it.
Be a man, and fix it.
491
00:21:22,493 --> 00:21:25,962
Because I'm done letting
you lower our score.
492
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:40,264
Damn.
493
00:21:40,298 --> 00:21:42,266
- Yeah?
- (chuckling): Yeah.
494
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:43,767
Hell to the yeah.
495
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:45,535
- Thanks.
- (chuckling)
496
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:46,803
You look dapper.
497
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,372
Ah, show business.
498
00:21:48,406 --> 00:21:49,940
Oh, great, you're, uh...
499
00:21:49,974 --> 00:21:51,341
We got to go, you know?
500
00:21:51,376 --> 00:21:53,110
- 'Cause we're gonna be late.
- Okay.
501
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,311
You're wearing that?
502
00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:55,345
Yeah.
503
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:57,481
That's great.
504
00:21:57,515 --> 00:21:59,483
- You look awesome.
- Oh, is the hat too much?
505
00:21:59,517 --> 00:22:01,084
The hat is everything.
506
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,320
Yeah, that's a real peacock feather.
507
00:22:03,354 --> 00:22:05,756
(chuckles) Come on, show business!
508
00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:07,958
(people talking
indistinctly and laughing)
509
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,763
♪ Stuck to the wall ♪
510
00:22:12,797 --> 00:22:15,265
♪ You think you really
know where we wanna go ♪
511
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,768
Hey, go, okay? And I'm
right here if you need me.
512
00:22:17,802 --> 00:22:19,836
Okay?
513
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,372
- Manny out.
- TOBY: Go get 'em.
514
00:22:24,475 --> 00:22:27,611
You and I are crushing that dance floor.
515
00:22:27,645 --> 00:22:29,479
Let's go. Come on, let's go.
516
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,014
♪ Groovin' ♪
517
00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:33,550
♪ My record's spinning with the DJ ♪
518
00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,519
♪ He lets my song play ♪
519
00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:37,988
♪ From night until day ♪
520
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:40,691
(giggling)
521
00:22:40,725 --> 00:22:42,426
(laughing): Oh, no!
522
00:22:42,460 --> 00:22:44,695
Come on! Come on.
523
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,166
(music and people's voices fade)
524
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,068
(somber music plays)
525
00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:05,649
TOBY (echoes): Kate.
526
00:23:05,683 --> 00:23:06,950
Kate.
527
00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:08,151
- (party music resumes)
- Kate.
528
00:23:10,321 --> 00:23:12,489
All right, come on, come on,
we're getting you drunk.
529
00:23:12,523 --> 00:23:14,925
- Come on, yup. Time to get drunk.
- Let's just go.
530
00:23:14,959 --> 00:23:19,196
- (phone rings, then machine beeps)
- Jack, It's Miguel.
531
00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:20,897
It's late, so I'm leaving
you a message at the office
532
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:22,733
in case I miss you in the morning.
533
00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:27,237
Feel like I overstepped before.
534
00:23:27,271 --> 00:23:30,107
Um, you know I love you,
you know I love you guys.
535
00:23:30,141 --> 00:23:31,908
Hell... (chuckles)
536
00:23:31,943 --> 00:23:34,544
I'm jealous of your
relationship, if anything.
537
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,280
Uh, I shouldn't have said
anything at the bar.
538
00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:38,615
Now I'm just overdoing it.
539
00:23:38,649 --> 00:23:40,217
Uh...
540
00:23:40,251 --> 00:23:42,619
Okay. Bye.
541
00:23:48,359 --> 00:23:49,993
BETH: Hey.
542
00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:51,962
You need to get some sleep, it's late.
543
00:23:51,996 --> 00:23:53,563
You've been up since,
like, 4:00 this morning.
544
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:57,367
No, I know. Just five more minutes.
545
00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:00,003
(machine beeps)
546
00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:02,606
- (treadmill slows to a stop)
- Hey.
547
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,208
Shower. Sleep.
548
00:24:05,243 --> 00:24:07,544
Now.
549
00:24:07,578 --> 00:24:11,448
You shower quick, you can work off that
last five minutes a different way.
550
00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:13,316
(panting)
551
00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:21,558
I am so happy that we
could all get together.
552
00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:23,660
You know, work through, and...
553
00:24:23,694 --> 00:24:25,595
(stammers): and... Kevin
just feels awful...
554
00:24:25,630 --> 00:24:29,066
I'm so sorry, this is whole
thing, Lanie, is ridiculous.
555
00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,568
I mean...
556
00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:34,137
Mr. Manning.
557
00:24:34,172 --> 00:24:35,772
I'm truly grateful for everything
558
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:38,341
that your network has done for me, I am.
559
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:41,144
But please let me go with God, sir.
560
00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,413
The way I handled myself,
561
00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,849
I mean, that was wrong, I'll be
the first one to admit that.
562
00:24:45,883 --> 00:24:48,819
That-that was wrong.
563
00:24:48,853 --> 00:24:52,689
But can't we all, at this point,
just, sort of, you know...
564
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,925
sort of move on, right?
565
00:24:57,261 --> 00:24:59,596
You're a good kid, Kevin.
566
00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:01,786
- I appreciate your honesty.
- Thank you.
567
00:25:01,811 --> 00:25:06,881
The show, it's a solid performer, but
it's not the biggest thing on my network.
568
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:09,272
Without Lanie telling me,
569
00:25:09,307 --> 00:25:12,275
would I have known you
from one of these waiters
570
00:25:12,310 --> 00:25:14,978
passing around the chicken skewers?
571
00:25:15,012 --> 00:25:17,814
- Probably not.
- Really?
572
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,916
I really don't care what
happens behind the scenes
573
00:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,953
on my third-rated sitcom.
574
00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:24,688
You know what I do care about?
575
00:25:24,722 --> 00:25:26,323
KEVIN: Mm-mm.
576
00:25:26,357 --> 00:25:27,791
St. Maarten, Kevin.
577
00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:31,194
I'm building a home in St. Maarten
578
00:25:31,229 --> 00:25:34,197
and in two years I'm going to retire,
579
00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,467
and my favorite wife and I
are going to move there.
580
00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:39,703
Until then,
581
00:25:39,737 --> 00:25:42,472
I plan on just drifting
through these two years
582
00:25:42,507 --> 00:25:46,543
as painlessly and
drama-free as possible.
583
00:25:46,577 --> 00:25:48,845
Like I'm on morphine, Kevin,
584
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:52,849
that's how I'll be drifting
through those years.
585
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,522
Okay.
586
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:02,225
That's... great, you know?
587
00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,693
Go with God.
588
00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,884
You know, the thing is...
excuse me darling.
589
00:26:08,909 --> 00:26:09,890
(Lanie chuckles)
590
00:26:09,915 --> 00:26:13,918
Recasting the lead on a hit sitcom,
591
00:26:13,943 --> 00:26:18,179
isn't exactly drifting on
morphine, now is it, Kevin?
592
00:26:19,219 --> 00:26:23,354
So unfortunately, my boy, you're
not gonna be leaving the show.
593
00:26:24,186 --> 00:26:29,123
If you do, I'll be forced to
Nagasaki your life and career.
594
00:26:29,353 --> 00:26:33,557
Hey, have you ever heard of the
actor, uh, Taylor Jennings?
595
00:26:33,591 --> 00:26:35,025
I'm not familiar with the name.
596
00:26:35,059 --> 00:26:36,560
I Nagasaki'd him.
597
00:26:38,462 --> 00:26:41,031
So take the money, kid.
598
00:26:41,065 --> 00:26:44,267
Ride out the next couple
years, all right?
599
00:26:44,302 --> 00:26:46,469
Otherwise, I'll make you
a bigger laughingstock
600
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:48,438
than you already are.
601
00:26:50,241 --> 00:26:53,310
Deal?
602
00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:56,213
I'm sorry, I'm j... I'm gonna go, uh...
603
00:26:56,247 --> 00:26:58,748
my sister's here, I'm
gonna go check on her.
604
00:27:01,789 --> 00:27:03,312
It's his twin sister.
605
00:27:05,356 --> 00:27:06,957
Big girl.
606
00:27:06,991 --> 00:27:08,625
♪ Yeah, we're all about a good time ♪
607
00:27:08,659 --> 00:27:09,926
♪ Yeah, we're all about a good life ♪
608
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,194
(Toby laughs, glass splashes in pool)
609
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,596
(giggles)
610
00:27:12,630 --> 00:27:15,232
- You love drunk Kate.
- I love drunk Kate.
611
00:27:15,266 --> 00:27:16,766
Wait, what?
612
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,034
- Woo!
- Hey.
613
00:27:18,069 --> 00:27:19,269
Hey!
614
00:27:19,303 --> 00:27:21,304
How'd it go? I'm wasted.
615
00:27:21,339 --> 00:27:22,639
Not good.
616
00:27:22,673 --> 00:27:24,374
Good? Oh, my God, that's great.
617
00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:26,076
No, no, no, no, not good.
618
00:27:26,110 --> 00:27:27,544
It did not... I don't
know what I'm gonna do.
619
00:27:27,578 --> 00:27:29,546
- (imitates fishing reel)
- Uh-oh!
620
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:31,414
- Gone fishing.
- You caught a whopper!
621
00:27:31,449 --> 00:27:33,984
Uh-oh. (grunting)
622
00:27:34,018 --> 00:27:36,219
Come reel me in, got to reel me in.
623
00:27:36,254 --> 00:27:38,622
(grunts) It's my first time fishing.
624
00:27:38,656 --> 00:27:40,957
- Won't be his last.
- Well...
625
00:27:40,992 --> 00:27:43,159
♪ Yeah, we're all about a good time ♪
626
00:27:43,194 --> 00:27:44,961
- ♪ Yeah, we're all about a good life. ♪
- Kev!
627
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:53,670
Which little monster's
standing at my door?
628
00:27:53,704 --> 00:27:57,340
It's okay, I'm way too old
to be scared of monsters.
629
00:28:01,445 --> 00:28:04,281
I think it's time you and I had a talk.
630
00:28:10,521 --> 00:28:12,522
(indistinct conversations)
631
00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,509
(bus door opens,
children chatter, laugh)
632
00:28:37,181 --> 00:28:39,282
I can't wait until the
next day of school starts.
633
00:28:39,317 --> 00:28:41,551
Hey, everyone, it's Webster!
634
00:28:41,585 --> 00:28:43,019
(children laughing and taunting)
635
00:28:47,525 --> 00:28:48,725
BULLY: Kev,
636
00:28:48,759 --> 00:28:50,026
come on, Kevin, ditch Webster.
637
00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,494
Let's go.
638
00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:54,064
Come on.
639
00:28:55,766 --> 00:28:57,767
(phone vibrating)
640
00:29:00,871 --> 00:29:04,441
(phone beeps)
641
00:29:04,475 --> 00:29:05,675
Hey.
642
00:29:05,710 --> 00:29:07,010
Hey.
643
00:29:07,044 --> 00:29:08,778
Hey, uh... is it too late out there?
644
00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,213
I know you're usually up late, right?
645
00:29:10,247 --> 00:29:12,382
- No, I was just, uh...
- (clears throat)
646
00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:14,017
catching up on some paperwork.
647
00:29:14,051 --> 00:29:15,685
Sweet, uh...
648
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,520
Hey, listen, I-I know I've
owed you a phone call
649
00:29:17,555 --> 00:29:19,122
since everything went down,
650
00:29:19,156 --> 00:29:20,657
it's been crazy out here, just...
you know.
651
00:29:20,691 --> 00:29:22,058
No, it's all good.
652
00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:23,929
Kate's kept me up to speed.
653
00:29:23,954 --> 00:29:25,955
Good.
654
00:29:31,869 --> 00:29:34,337
They said they're not gonna
let me out of the show, man.
655
00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:36,172
And I...
656
00:29:36,207 --> 00:29:38,174
I don't know what I'm gonna do, like...
657
00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,744
they locked me in for two
more years, maybe more.
658
00:29:40,778 --> 00:29:42,679
Damn.
659
00:29:42,713 --> 00:29:44,080
Well, what are you gonna do?
660
00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,616
I was kind of hoping you'd tell me.
661
00:29:46,650 --> 00:29:50,120
Oh, because you care what I think?
662
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:52,922
Because I care what
everyone thinks, man.
663
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:54,491
You know that.
664
00:29:56,694 --> 00:30:00,730
I was not a very good
brother to you, was I?
665
00:30:00,765 --> 00:30:02,098
No, you weren't.
666
00:30:03,897 --> 00:30:05,931
But you've still got time.
667
00:30:06,036 --> 00:30:08,304
KATE (giggling): Hey!
668
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:10,140
Yeah, uh...
669
00:30:10,174 --> 00:30:12,342
Anyway, look, it's getting
late, man, I, you know...
670
00:30:12,376 --> 00:30:13,610
I probably should go.
671
00:30:13,644 --> 00:30:16,846
It's, uh... Kate's here, it's Randall.
672
00:30:16,881 --> 00:30:18,948
- Oh, hey, Randall!
- Hey.
673
00:30:18,983 --> 00:30:21,451
Anyway, yeah, I-I should probably, uh...
674
00:30:21,485 --> 00:30:23,086
I got to go back inside and
sell my soul to the network,
675
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,131
like the whore that I am.
676
00:30:24,156 --> 00:30:25,456
Hey, Kev.
677
00:30:29,069 --> 00:30:30,336
Deep breath, okay?
678
00:30:32,862 --> 00:30:35,197
Come on, man. First came...
679
00:30:37,244 --> 00:30:38,478
Me.
680
00:30:38,512 --> 00:30:39,979
And Dad said...
681
00:30:40,014 --> 00:30:41,414
"Gee."
682
00:30:44,785 --> 00:30:46,152
- And then came...
- Me!
683
00:30:46,186 --> 00:30:47,387
And Mom said...
684
00:30:47,421 --> 00:30:49,022
- "Whee!"
- And then came...
685
00:30:49,056 --> 00:30:50,356
- Me.
- And they said...
686
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:51,391
"That's three."
687
00:30:51,425 --> 00:30:53,993
- Big Three!
- ALL: Big Three!
688
00:30:54,028 --> 00:30:56,229
KATE (laughing): Yeah.
689
00:31:02,336 --> 00:31:04,003
You good?
690
00:31:04,038 --> 00:31:06,506
Uh... yeah.
691
00:31:06,540 --> 00:31:09,575
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
692
00:31:09,610 --> 00:31:11,878
- Kevin?
- Yeah?
693
00:31:11,912 --> 00:31:15,181
Mom and Dad didn't raise no whores.
694
00:31:15,215 --> 00:31:18,384
Except briefly, during
Kate's eyeliner phase.
695
00:31:18,419 --> 00:31:20,586
(chuckles)
696
00:31:20,621 --> 00:31:23,256
(sniffs) Yeah.
697
00:31:25,943 --> 00:31:28,695
Night, little brother.
698
00:31:28,729 --> 00:31:31,364
Night, big brother.
699
00:31:34,335 --> 00:31:35,601
(phone beeps)
700
00:31:39,907 --> 00:31:41,774
Hon?
701
00:31:41,809 --> 00:31:43,209
- There you go.
- Thank you.
702
00:31:43,243 --> 00:31:45,044
Mm-hmm.
703
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:48,581
Can I cut to the chase?
704
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,083
It's your meeting.
705
00:31:50,117 --> 00:31:52,118
(chuckles)
706
00:31:53,854 --> 00:31:57,657
Eight years ago, I was, um,
pregnant for the first time.
707
00:31:57,691 --> 00:32:01,227
And Randall was vying for
partner at his firm.
708
00:32:01,261 --> 00:32:04,330
We'd just bought this house on faith,
709
00:32:04,365 --> 00:32:06,766
even though it needed a lot of work,
710
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,903
even though we couldn't
afford it whatsoever.
711
00:32:10,938 --> 00:32:13,072
Then Randall made partner.
712
00:32:13,107 --> 00:32:15,541
He did all the work
on the house himself,
713
00:32:15,576 --> 00:32:17,443
so we didn't have to spend a penny.
714
00:32:17,478 --> 00:32:21,614
And he made sure I didn't lift
a finger during my pregnancy.
715
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:22,882
He's a good man.
716
00:32:22,916 --> 00:32:25,084
No, he's not good.
717
00:32:25,119 --> 00:32:27,754
He's perfect.
718
00:32:27,788 --> 00:32:30,390
Problem is, he stopped sleeping.
719
00:32:30,424 --> 00:32:33,726
And then one morning, I
was in the bathroom,
720
00:32:33,761 --> 00:32:37,096
and he called out to me.
721
00:32:37,131 --> 00:32:38,765
And he was confused, you know?
722
00:32:40,768 --> 00:32:42,535
He was confused because he...
723
00:32:43,637 --> 00:32:45,638
couldn't see anything.
724
00:32:47,641 --> 00:32:52,512
My husband... my mountain of a man...
725
00:32:52,546 --> 00:32:57,517
could literally no longer see
things through his eyes.
726
00:32:57,551 --> 00:32:59,919
It was as if 28 years
of being that perfect
727
00:32:59,953 --> 00:33:02,255
had all caught up to him that morning.
728
00:33:03,290 --> 00:33:06,626
And he, um...
729
00:33:06,660 --> 00:33:09,595
he pulled himself out of it.
730
00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:13,132
He self-corrected,
731
00:33:13,167 --> 00:33:15,168
'cause that's what my man does.
732
00:33:18,005 --> 00:33:22,775
Randall is not free of vice, William.
733
00:33:22,810 --> 00:33:25,978
His vice is his goodness.
734
00:33:26,013 --> 00:33:28,481
It's his compulsive drive
735
00:33:28,515 --> 00:33:31,484
to be perfect.
736
00:33:31,518 --> 00:33:35,555
It's why I love him...
737
00:33:35,589 --> 00:33:39,959
but it's also why I have to
protect him sometimes, you know?
738
00:33:39,993 --> 00:33:43,629
So now, I'm gonna have to
ask you a couple questions,
739
00:33:43,664 --> 00:33:48,768
questions he would probably
be too polite to ask himself.
740
00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:52,205
Ask away.
741
00:33:52,239 --> 00:33:54,841
(inhales sharply) The money you borrow.
742
00:33:54,875 --> 00:33:57,510
You use it for the bus?
743
00:33:57,544 --> 00:33:59,445
Yes.
744
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,281
Where do you go?
745
00:34:02,316 --> 00:34:05,818
You're gone all day, every day.
746
00:34:05,853 --> 00:34:09,822
My place in Philadelphia,
it's a long ride.
747
00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:11,691
Why?
748
00:34:11,725 --> 00:34:13,292
Are you using drugs?
749
00:34:13,327 --> 00:34:15,161
- Are you getting drugs?
- Mm-mm. No.
750
00:34:16,196 --> 00:34:17,864
Are you really sick?
751
00:34:18,899 --> 00:34:21,367
Yes, I am.
752
00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:26,939
Beth, I said it before,
and I really meant it:
753
00:34:26,974 --> 00:34:28,875
if I'm overstaying my welcome,
754
00:34:28,909 --> 00:34:30,443
I wish you would just say it.
755
00:34:31,478 --> 00:34:34,714
William, you are overstaying...
756
00:34:34,748 --> 00:34:36,449
RANDALL: Beth.
757
00:34:36,483 --> 00:34:38,084
What are you doing?
758
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:40,052
Somebody has to ask the
questions here, baby...
759
00:34:40,087 --> 00:34:42,088
It's a cat.
760
00:34:43,259 --> 00:34:45,493
I have a cat.
761
00:34:45,826 --> 00:34:48,961
It's all I really have.
762
00:34:49,863 --> 00:34:51,697
His name's Clooney.
763
00:34:51,732 --> 00:34:56,102
One of those ironic names,
'cause he's a pretty ugly cat.
764
00:34:56,136 --> 00:34:58,671
I go back and forth to feed him.
765
00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,207
Three hours on the bus each day.
766
00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:03,943
Why wouldn't you just
tell us you had a cat?
767
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,244
Nah.
768
00:35:05,279 --> 00:35:06,779
The little one has asthma
769
00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,214
and I knew if I brought up the cat,
770
00:35:08,248 --> 00:35:10,716
you'd tell me to bring it,
that would cause problems.
771
00:35:10,751 --> 00:35:12,418
And I don't want to cause any problems,
772
00:35:12,452 --> 00:35:13,953
'cause if I cause problems,
I'd have to leave.
773
00:35:13,987 --> 00:35:16,830
And... and I don't want to leave.
774
00:35:18,058 --> 00:35:21,561
Six months ago, some doctor
told me I had three to live.
775
00:35:21,595 --> 00:35:24,730
But for some reason, I
don't feel so bad lately.
776
00:35:24,765 --> 00:35:27,233
Maybe to do with this house.
777
00:35:27,267 --> 00:35:29,902
I don't know.
778
00:35:29,937 --> 00:35:32,939
Truth is, I'd never thought I'd
have anything to care about again
779
00:35:32,973 --> 00:35:35,174
besides an ugly cat, so...
780
00:35:39,862 --> 00:35:42,163
Well, now I feel like a bitch.
781
00:35:42,316 --> 00:35:43,616
(Randall laughs)
782
00:35:43,650 --> 00:35:44,817
(William chuckles)
783
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:47,086
It's not funny. It's not.
784
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,821
(chuckling) It's not funny.
785
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:50,356
(laughing continues)
786
00:35:52,923 --> 00:35:54,142
I'm about...
787
00:35:54,603 --> 00:35:57,314
2 hours away from throwing up violently.
788
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:59,021
Mm.
789
00:35:59,055 --> 00:36:00,822
Are you gonna hold my hair for me, Toby?
790
00:36:00,857 --> 00:36:02,991
No. I-I'm still gonna be at this party,
791
00:36:03,026 --> 00:36:04,626
trying to bang a Gilmore Girl.
792
00:36:04,661 --> 00:36:06,395
(laughs)
793
00:36:06,429 --> 00:36:08,397
Well, go for both.
794
00:36:08,431 --> 00:36:10,766
Gil-more the Gil-merrier.
795
00:36:16,506 --> 00:36:20,776
It's always gonna be about
the weight for me, Toby.
796
00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:23,412
(sniffs)
797
00:36:23,446 --> 00:36:25,847
It's been my story ever
since I was a little girl.
798
00:36:28,685 --> 00:36:31,019
And every moment that I'm
not thinking about it,
799
00:36:31,054 --> 00:36:32,921
I'm thinking about it.
800
00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:34,723
Like...
801
00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,591
will this chair hold me?
802
00:36:36,626 --> 00:36:39,561
Will this dress fit me?
803
00:36:39,595 --> 00:36:42,731
And if I ever get pregnant, would...
804
00:36:42,765 --> 00:36:44,966
will anyone ever notice?
805
00:36:49,972 --> 00:36:52,474
It's just at the core of who
I am, it's just deep inside,
806
00:36:52,508 --> 00:36:55,310
and eight tequila shots can only
mask that for a couple hours.
807
00:36:55,345 --> 00:36:57,179
- So...
- I know.
808
00:36:59,749 --> 00:37:01,663
And it was ten tequila shots,
809
00:37:01,688 --> 00:37:05,357
but I... I get it. I know.
810
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:08,514
And just for the record,
811
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:13,795
um, this dress is fitting you
in all the right places.
812
00:37:13,830 --> 00:37:14,796
(purring)
813
00:37:14,831 --> 00:37:17,232
- This old thing?
- Uh-huh.
814
00:37:17,266 --> 00:37:18,467
I mean, I-I just threw it on.
815
00:37:18,501 --> 00:37:19,768
- Oh, you just threw it on?
- Mm-hmm.
816
00:37:19,802 --> 00:37:21,036
I didn't even think about it.
817
00:37:21,070 --> 00:37:23,805
(chuckles)
818
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,273
(sighs)
819
00:37:27,310 --> 00:37:28,643
There he is.
820
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,248
I told 'em to go screw themselves.
821
00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:35,584
And what'd they say?
822
00:37:36,619 --> 00:37:38,920
A lot of mean, scary things.
823
00:37:43,659 --> 00:37:46,361
I'm gonna do theater.
824
00:37:46,396 --> 00:37:48,029
You know?
825
00:37:49,031 --> 00:37:51,366
I'm moving to New York.
826
00:37:55,805 --> 00:37:58,173
(whispering): Show business.
827
00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:10,419
(sighs) What are you doing out here?
828
00:38:13,623 --> 00:38:16,491
I don't like sleeping far away from you.
829
00:38:19,328 --> 00:38:21,096
No more drinking.
830
00:38:21,130 --> 00:38:23,598
- You can't just stop...
- I can.
831
00:38:23,890 --> 00:38:25,891
For you, I can.
832
00:38:27,069 --> 00:38:28,770
I will.
833
00:38:28,805 --> 00:38:31,072
(sighs)
834
00:38:33,242 --> 00:38:34,943
You know, when I was a little boy,
835
00:38:34,977 --> 00:38:38,680
I didn't know what I wanted
to be when I grew up.
836
00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:42,651
(inhales, exhales deeply)
837
00:38:42,685 --> 00:38:46,488
Adults always ask little kids that.
838
00:38:48,791 --> 00:38:50,525
You know?
839
00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:53,094
I never had a good answer.
840
00:38:53,129 --> 00:38:55,897
Not until... not until I was 28.
841
00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:59,295
Till the day that I met you.
842
00:39:01,276 --> 00:39:05,412
That's when I knew exactly what
I wanted to be when I grew up:
843
00:39:07,677 --> 00:39:10,078
I wanted to be the man
that made you happy.
844
00:39:12,148 --> 00:39:14,483
(sighs)
845
00:39:14,517 --> 00:39:16,184
You make me happy.
846
00:39:16,219 --> 00:39:18,119
Not always.
847
00:39:18,154 --> 00:39:20,922
(scoffs) Not lately.
848
00:39:25,224 --> 00:39:29,065
From here on out, I'm gonna
be an 11 for you, baby.
849
00:39:31,601 --> 00:39:34,035
No...
850
00:39:34,070 --> 00:39:36,705
Screw that.
851
00:39:36,739 --> 00:39:41,209
I'm gonna be a 12 for
you, from here out.
852
00:39:41,244 --> 00:39:44,546
I'll be an 11 for the kids,
853
00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:46,047
but you get a 12.
854
00:39:51,988 --> 00:39:53,955
Do you forgive me?
855
00:39:56,025 --> 00:39:59,661
You slept outside our bedroom
door like a Labrador.
856
00:40:01,998 --> 00:40:04,132
Of course I forgive you.
857
00:40:10,506 --> 00:40:12,274
Can I still give you my gift?
858
00:40:13,309 --> 00:40:15,310
If you insist.
859
00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:27,355
♪ Come down off your throne ♪
860
00:40:27,390 --> 00:40:28,990
Do you like it?
861
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:30,792
♪ And leave your body alone ♪
862
00:40:30,826 --> 00:40:32,460
- I got a moon because of...
- Our song.
863
00:40:32,495 --> 00:40:34,029
Yeah.
864
00:40:34,063 --> 00:40:36,464
♪ Somebody must change ♪
865
00:40:36,499 --> 00:40:38,166
I'm never gonna take it off.
866
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:43,572
♪ You are reason I've
been waiting so long ♪
867
00:40:43,606 --> 00:40:45,473
♪ Somebody holds the key ♪
868
00:40:45,508 --> 00:40:47,409
Do you like it?
869
00:40:47,443 --> 00:40:49,377
Does it look good?
870
00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:51,179
- ♪ But I'm near the end ♪
- It's beautiful.
871
00:40:51,213 --> 00:40:52,547
Thank you.
872
00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:56,251
♪ I just ain't got the time ♪
873
00:40:56,285 --> 00:40:57,385
Mm.
874
00:40:57,420 --> 00:41:00,622
♪ And I'm wasted ♪
875
00:41:00,656 --> 00:41:02,524
How much time we have
till the kids get up?
876
00:41:02,558 --> 00:41:04,993
I don't care about the kids.
877
00:41:07,830 --> 00:41:10,799
(moaning) Pile drive!
878
00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:13,702
- (yelling)
- (laughing)
879
00:41:15,071 --> 00:41:19,908
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
880
00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:22,043
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
881
00:41:22,078 --> 00:41:25,914
♪ Ooh ooh-ooh ooh ♪
882
00:41:25,948 --> 00:41:29,417
♪ Come down on your own ♪
883
00:41:29,452 --> 00:41:32,887
♪ And leave your body alone ♪
884
00:41:32,922 --> 00:41:36,024
♪ Somebody must change ♪
885
00:41:36,058 --> 00:41:38,526
(laughing): Daddy, stop! Daddy, stop!
886
00:41:38,561 --> 00:41:41,563
If you want to sleep in, you
have to pay the tickle tax!
887
00:41:41,597 --> 00:41:43,064
WILLIAM (laughing): Tickle tax.
888
00:41:43,099 --> 00:41:44,566
(Randall sighs)
889
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,234
- (timer dings)
- Oh. All right, come on, honey.
890
00:41:46,268 --> 00:41:48,303
- It's time to take care of...
- WILLIAM: Here you go.
891
00:41:48,337 --> 00:41:50,872
♪ But I'm near the end ♪
892
00:41:50,906 --> 00:41:52,040
- (inhaler puffs)
- WILLIAM: Good.
893
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,975
Big breath.
894
00:41:54,010 --> 00:41:55,710
- Good.
- (doorbell rings)
895
00:41:55,745 --> 00:41:57,545
You expecting somebody?
896
00:41:57,580 --> 00:42:00,048
- ♪ And I'm wasted ♪
- No.
897
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:02,517
♪ And I can't find my way home ♪
898
00:42:02,551 --> 00:42:04,586
TESS: Grandma and Grandpa are here!
899
00:42:05,621 --> 00:42:07,856
I'll be in my room.
900
00:42:12,662 --> 00:42:18,066
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ooh ♪
901
00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:20,535
- ♪ But I can't find my way home ♪
- Hey, Mom.
902
00:42:20,569 --> 00:42:22,137
Hey, Miguel.
903
00:42:22,171 --> 00:42:23,738
♪ But I can't find my way home. ♪
904
00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:25,473
Hey.
905
00:42:26,909 --> 00:42:29,231
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