1 00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:01,885 Okay, I'm ready. 2 00:00:02,784 --> 00:00:03,979 Previously on This Is Us... 3 00:00:04,407 --> 00:00:06,073 REBECCA: I'm gonna go ahead and spare us 4 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:07,975 both the seductive birthday dance this year. 5 00:00:07,977 --> 00:00:10,344 I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday, 6 00:00:10,346 --> 00:00:11,913 and I would really like 7 00:00:11,915 --> 00:00:13,181 to see the dance. 8 00:00:13,218 --> 00:00:15,085 - My water just broke. - Yep. 9 00:00:15,087 --> 00:00:16,720 I'm Dr. Katowski. 10 00:00:16,722 --> 00:00:18,221 Dr. Schneider's appendix burst 11 00:00:18,223 --> 00:00:20,724 an hour ago. He just went into surgery. 12 00:00:20,726 --> 00:00:22,459 (screaming) 13 00:00:22,461 --> 00:00:24,461 - Baby? - Something's not right. (gasps) 14 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:25,929 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm... 15 00:00:25,931 --> 00:00:27,531 I'm very sorry. 16 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:28,699 Which one's yours? 17 00:00:28,701 --> 00:00:30,300 - Those two. - Congrats. 18 00:00:30,502 --> 00:00:32,235 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 19 00:00:32,237 --> 00:00:34,204 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here. 20 00:00:34,206 --> 00:00:35,739 Smoke? 21 00:00:35,741 --> 00:00:37,007 No. 22 00:00:37,009 --> 00:00:38,075 Life's strange. 23 00:00:39,678 --> 00:00:42,346 I'm telling you, this is gonna work. 24 00:00:42,348 --> 00:00:44,614 (Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 25 00:00:51,290 --> 00:00:54,157 ♪ Baby, everything is all right ♪ 26 00:00:54,159 --> 00:00:56,093 (laughing): Oh! Ah! 27 00:00:56,095 --> 00:00:58,662 - I told you they'd like Stevie! - They're kicking! 28 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:00,030 - Do you feel that? - Oh, my God. 29 00:01:00,032 --> 00:01:01,665 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 30 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:03,500 You hear that, Big Three in there, huh? 31 00:01:03,502 --> 00:01:06,436 - (laughs) - Wow, that's crazy! 32 00:01:06,438 --> 00:01:08,705 - ♪ From across the railroad track ♪ - (laughs) 33 00:01:08,707 --> 00:01:12,442 ♪ Only shirt I own is hangin' on my back ♪ 34 00:01:12,444 --> 00:01:15,145 ♪ But I'm the envy of every single guy ♪ 35 00:01:15,147 --> 00:01:18,982 ♪ Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye... ♪ 36 00:01:18,984 --> 00:01:21,885 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:22,657 --> 00:01:24,190 Farrah. 38 00:01:24,192 --> 00:01:26,859 As in Fawcett? Yeah. 39 00:01:26,861 --> 00:01:28,628 Yeah, I actually like Farrah. 40 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,930 All right. 41 00:01:32,167 --> 00:01:33,466 God, I like 42 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:35,368 you pregnant. 43 00:01:35,370 --> 00:01:37,503 - Right? - Uh-huh. 44 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:39,472 I love being pregnant. 45 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:40,973 How much do you love being pregnant? 46 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:42,241 I love it a lot. 47 00:01:42,243 --> 00:01:43,709 Think we can make some quintuplets? 48 00:01:43,711 --> 00:01:45,144 - (laughs) - (chuckles) 49 00:01:45,146 --> 00:01:47,346 (chuckles) 50 00:01:47,348 --> 00:01:50,516 ♪ ♪ 51 00:01:52,287 --> 00:01:54,253 Jack, I have to pee. 52 00:01:55,957 --> 00:01:57,823 Yep. 53 00:01:57,825 --> 00:01:59,358 - All right. Ready? - (grunts) 54 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,459 One, two, three. 55 00:02:00,461 --> 00:02:02,361 (grunts) Okay. 56 00:02:02,363 --> 00:02:04,931 I hate being pregnant. 57 00:02:04,933 --> 00:02:08,601 (grunting) 58 00:02:08,603 --> 00:02:10,836 - (clicks tongue) - Whoa. 59 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:12,939 None of my shoes fit me. 60 00:02:12,941 --> 00:02:15,374 - Really? Um, well, hey, uh... - No. 61 00:02:15,376 --> 00:02:17,443 ... why don't we get out of the house today 62 00:02:17,445 --> 00:02:19,278 and we'll go buy some new ones. 63 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,481 No. (groans) My stomach literally cannot stretch 64 00:02:21,483 --> 00:02:23,316 anymore, Jack. There's no more room in there. 65 00:02:23,318 --> 00:02:25,718 Just six weeks away, babe. Just six weeks, okay? 66 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,021 And they said that triplets come early. So we're almost there. 67 00:02:29,023 --> 00:02:32,558 There are three human beings inside of me, Jack. 68 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,660 And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide, 69 00:02:34,662 --> 00:02:36,629 and we don't have anything done for them yet. 70 00:02:37,599 --> 00:02:39,398 We have cribs. 71 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:42,401 And we-we have 72 00:02:42,403 --> 00:02:44,804 - Big Three onesies. - We have cribs 73 00:02:44,806 --> 00:02:46,939 inside a barely finished house 74 00:02:46,941 --> 00:02:48,841 that is littered with moving boxes. 75 00:02:48,843 --> 00:02:51,043 I have a million things that I have to do. 76 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,946 And I'm gonna have to duct tape garbage bags 77 00:02:53,948 --> 00:02:56,515 to my swollen clown feet to get any of it done. 78 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:57,683 (phone ringing) 79 00:02:57,685 --> 00:02:59,418 - I got it. - No, no, no. Jack, 80 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,387 don't run away from this conversation. 81 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:04,223 - I'm not done talking yet! - I'm just answering the phone, dear. 82 00:03:07,462 --> 00:03:08,527 Hello? 83 00:03:08,529 --> 00:03:09,929 Hey, it's Miguel. 84 00:03:10,031 --> 00:03:11,730 Just calling to wish you a happy birthday. 85 00:03:11,732 --> 00:03:13,399 Hey, thanks, man. 86 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,568 - So, what do you guys got planned for the big day? - Um... 87 00:03:15,570 --> 00:03:17,903 She, uh... she went to the dark side, man. 88 00:03:17,905 --> 00:03:20,473 Yeah. I actually think she forgot my birthday. 89 00:03:20,475 --> 00:03:22,208 Yeah, well, that happens. 90 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:25,177 Why don't you come out with me for a few hours? 91 00:03:25,179 --> 00:03:28,581 Shelly took the kids to Jersey. Give Rebecca some space. 92 00:03:28,583 --> 00:03:30,016 It's your last birthday of freedom. 93 00:03:30,018 --> 00:03:31,484 - Yeah... - Jack! 94 00:03:31,486 --> 00:03:33,452 When you're done talking with your girlfriend, 95 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:36,122 can you bring up some toilet paper?! 96 00:03:36,124 --> 00:03:38,124 Hey, Miguel, pray for me, okay? 97 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:39,925 - All right, man. - Yeah. 98 00:03:41,929 --> 00:03:44,864 ♪ ♪ 99 00:03:58,813 --> 00:04:01,480 (water running) 100 00:04:07,355 --> 00:04:10,823 ♪ ♪ 101 00:04:18,563 --> 00:04:20,229 DR. K: I hope you didn't forget, hon, 102 00:04:20,231 --> 00:04:22,398 Peter and the kids are coming over today. 103 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,501 Don't worry, I took the day off. 104 00:04:25,503 --> 00:04:27,570 Gonna go by the store later and get some junk cereal 105 00:04:27,572 --> 00:04:30,139 for the little ones. 106 00:04:30,141 --> 00:04:31,540 I know, I know. 107 00:04:31,542 --> 00:04:32,908 It's bad for their teeth. 108 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:34,910 But it's what they like. 109 00:04:34,912 --> 00:04:37,046 And I'll be damned if I'll be the first grandfather 110 00:04:37,048 --> 00:04:39,816 in human history to deny his grandchildren. 111 00:04:46,491 --> 00:04:48,190 MAN: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 112 00:04:48,192 --> 00:04:51,160 It's been two weeks since my last confession. 113 00:04:51,162 --> 00:04:53,429 PRIEST: Tell me your sins. 114 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:56,299 I lied to my wife. 115 00:04:56,301 --> 00:04:59,468 She hates when I smoke, so I told her I stopped. 116 00:04:59,470 --> 00:05:02,538 Well, actually, I did stop. 117 00:05:02,540 --> 00:05:04,840 Haven't had a cigarette in a week. 118 00:05:04,842 --> 00:05:07,510 But yesterday I bought a pack. 119 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:09,478 I just wanted to hold 'em, you know? 120 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:10,646 You should tell her 121 00:05:10,648 --> 00:05:12,615 the truth. 122 00:05:12,617 --> 00:05:14,183 Uh... 123 00:05:14,185 --> 00:05:16,152 Yeah, I know. 124 00:05:18,289 --> 00:05:21,324 Thing is, Father, we actually... 125 00:05:21,326 --> 00:05:24,794 haven't exactly been in a great place lately. 126 00:05:24,796 --> 00:05:26,862 For a while, really. 127 00:05:26,864 --> 00:05:28,631 Which kinda blows. 128 00:05:28,633 --> 00:05:30,966 Sorry, Father. 129 00:05:30,968 --> 00:05:34,670 Because the best moment of my life was the morning I met her. 130 00:05:35,606 --> 00:05:38,407 She rear-ended me. 131 00:05:38,409 --> 00:05:41,677 Totally her fault. 132 00:05:41,679 --> 00:05:44,447 I got out of my car to go scream at her... 133 00:05:44,449 --> 00:05:47,683 but I saw her face. 134 00:05:47,685 --> 00:05:50,319 And I walked right up to her and stuck out my hand like an idiot 135 00:05:50,321 --> 00:05:52,821 and said, "Hi, I'm Joe. 136 00:05:52,823 --> 00:05:56,258 Don't worry about what just happened. 137 00:05:56,260 --> 00:05:59,261 Could I take you out for a cup of coffee?" 138 00:06:02,366 --> 00:06:05,501 So that's why I'm really here, Father. 139 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:10,372 I was wondering if I could be so bold to... 140 00:06:10,374 --> 00:06:13,409 ask you for a little miracle. 141 00:06:13,411 --> 00:06:15,878 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:28,359 --> 00:06:30,392 (engine starts) 143 00:06:30,394 --> 00:06:32,361 ♪ ♪ 144 00:06:38,569 --> 00:06:41,303 (sighs) 145 00:06:41,305 --> 00:06:43,672 (sighs deeply) 146 00:06:43,674 --> 00:06:46,141 It's hot. 147 00:06:46,143 --> 00:06:48,410 I'm so hot. Are you hot? 148 00:06:48,412 --> 00:06:49,912 - Not really... - It's hot. 149 00:06:49,914 --> 00:06:52,381 - So hot. - Yeah. 150 00:06:52,383 --> 00:06:54,450 - (sighs) - Hey, 151 00:06:54,452 --> 00:06:58,320 why don't we go to the movies today, huh? 152 00:06:58,322 --> 00:07:00,989 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah? Go see a double feature? 153 00:07:00,991 --> 00:07:03,625 They got AC all day, snacks, popcorns, 154 00:07:03,627 --> 00:07:05,060 all that stuff, yeah? 155 00:07:05,062 --> 00:07:07,129 I want to be alone. 156 00:07:08,099 --> 00:07:10,299 Wait, you what? 157 00:07:10,301 --> 00:07:13,435 Jack, the house isn't done. It's not ready. 158 00:07:13,437 --> 00:07:15,471 There are moving boxes everywhere. 159 00:07:15,473 --> 00:07:17,473 I trip over them all the time. There just... 160 00:07:17,475 --> 00:07:19,642 There are too many things in this house, and I need you 161 00:07:19,644 --> 00:07:21,677 - not to be one of them. - Babe, the house isn't... 162 00:07:21,679 --> 00:07:22,811 Get out! 163 00:07:23,981 --> 00:07:25,481 Wow. 164 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:26,982 What? 165 00:07:26,984 --> 00:07:29,518 - Nothin'. - (scoffs) 166 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:31,854 - (bowl clatters) - Oh, I see. 167 00:07:31,856 --> 00:07:35,124 Okay, so now I'm the crazy wife 168 00:07:35,126 --> 00:07:37,226 who's making your life totally miserable, 169 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:38,927 - huh? - I'm not miserable. I'm just... 170 00:07:38,929 --> 00:07:40,929 I'm-I'm starting to get stress vertigo 171 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,631 anytime we have a conversation about a... 172 00:07:42,633 --> 00:07:45,768 a grocery list or, you know, any conversation, 173 00:07:45,770 --> 00:07:48,337 - for that matter. - Huh. 174 00:07:48,339 --> 00:07:52,708 But... you are carrying my children, 175 00:07:52,710 --> 00:07:56,411 so I'm gonna leave you to your afternoon. 176 00:07:56,413 --> 00:07:59,748 Thank you, sweetheart. Hey, baby? 177 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:01,216 Yes, babe. 178 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:03,018 I love you so much. 179 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,653 I love you. (chuckles) 180 00:08:04,655 --> 00:08:06,688 But do not come back into this house 181 00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:09,992 until you've had a major attitude change. 182 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,818 (groans) 183 00:08:34,926 --> 00:08:38,594 (exhaling) 184 00:08:39,531 --> 00:08:41,964 Hey, God. 185 00:08:41,966 --> 00:08:46,602 I know we only talk during play-off season, 186 00:08:46,604 --> 00:08:50,440 but if you're listening... 187 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,943 I'm concerned that my wife might be possessed by demons. 188 00:08:53,945 --> 00:08:55,311 Hey! 189 00:08:55,313 --> 00:08:57,013 Thanks again for the bathroom sex 190 00:08:57,015 --> 00:09:00,283 at Froggy's, Jack! 191 00:09:01,252 --> 00:09:03,186 (sighs) 192 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,590 Oh, God. 193 00:09:07,592 --> 00:09:09,759 (grunts) 194 00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:15,298 Mmm. 195 00:09:16,401 --> 00:09:18,367 (groans) 196 00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:21,070 I'm a monster. 197 00:09:21,072 --> 00:09:25,007 Guys... (sighs) ... when are you coming out? 198 00:09:27,779 --> 00:09:30,112 How much longer? 199 00:09:32,817 --> 00:09:34,951 Okay. 200 00:09:34,953 --> 00:09:36,919 (smacks lips) One, two... 201 00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:42,592 Mm, mm, mm... 202 00:09:46,331 --> 00:09:49,198 (groans) 203 00:09:52,303 --> 00:09:55,338 I am a monster. 204 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,439 (sighs) 205 00:10:04,754 --> 00:10:06,588 ♪ ♪ 206 00:10:18,382 --> 00:10:19,681 Nathan? 207 00:10:19,683 --> 00:10:21,016 Nice to see you out and about. 208 00:10:21,018 --> 00:10:22,951 Oh, hello, Anne. Yeah. 209 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:25,220 That stuff will rot your teeth, 210 00:10:25,222 --> 00:10:27,189 - you know. - Ah. 211 00:10:27,191 --> 00:10:30,258 Well, Peter's coming over with the kids, so... 212 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,227 Ah. 213 00:10:33,597 --> 00:10:36,198 Yeah, I can't seem to take it off. 214 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,266 Nor should you. 215 00:10:39,637 --> 00:10:42,270 After I lost Donnie... I... 216 00:10:42,272 --> 00:10:46,508 Well, it takes time, is all. 217 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:47,809 (softly): Yeah. 218 00:10:47,811 --> 00:10:49,945 You look thin. 219 00:10:49,947 --> 00:10:51,613 (chuckles) Just old. 220 00:10:51,715 --> 00:10:53,782 - If you're old, I'm ancient. - If you're ancient, 221 00:10:53,784 --> 00:10:55,217 I'm dead. 222 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:56,685 (chuckles) 223 00:10:57,621 --> 00:10:59,521 Well, I better get going. 224 00:10:59,523 --> 00:11:00,756 Yeah. 225 00:11:03,761 --> 00:11:05,227 Nathan. 226 00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,630 If you need a good meal or... 227 00:11:08,632 --> 00:11:10,766 just some company down the road, 228 00:11:10,768 --> 00:11:12,901 I'd love to make you dinner sometime. 229 00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:15,737 Well, I'm always on call, is the thing. 230 00:11:15,739 --> 00:11:18,306 You never know when this thing's gonna go off, 231 00:11:18,308 --> 00:11:19,474 and... 232 00:11:19,476 --> 00:11:21,109 Plus, you know, babies... 233 00:11:21,111 --> 00:11:23,311 like to come at dinnertime. 234 00:11:23,313 --> 00:11:25,614 (laughs) Of course. I understand. 235 00:11:25,616 --> 00:11:28,183 Well, you take care of yourself, Nathan. 236 00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,185 Yeah. You, too. 237 00:11:34,358 --> 00:11:36,158 Hey. 238 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,293 - I'm back. - WOMAN: Hey. 239 00:11:39,797 --> 00:11:42,030 Went to church. 240 00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,032 Saw Father Williams. 241 00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:45,934 Oh, yeah? Good. 242 00:11:45,936 --> 00:11:48,904 He's going to put us in his prayers. 243 00:11:48,906 --> 00:11:51,506 Well, that should do it. 244 00:11:52,543 --> 00:11:54,676 What have I done now, Samantha? 245 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,578 (quietly) Nothing. 246 00:11:58,982 --> 00:12:02,317 You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams? 247 00:12:04,388 --> 00:12:06,555 I asked him to save my marriage. 248 00:12:09,193 --> 00:12:11,793 (wry chuckle) 249 00:12:11,795 --> 00:12:13,395 I see. 250 00:12:13,397 --> 00:12:15,497 Interesting to hear. 251 00:12:17,267 --> 00:12:18,967 (sighs) 252 00:12:18,969 --> 00:12:20,969 I'm due at the station. 253 00:12:25,175 --> 00:12:27,008 So, what are we doing here again? 254 00:12:27,010 --> 00:12:28,343 'Cause it's your birthday. 255 00:12:28,345 --> 00:12:31,146 And my gift to you is this... showing you the way. 256 00:12:32,116 --> 00:12:33,882 - Golf? - Golf. 257 00:12:33,884 --> 00:12:37,652 Nah, man, it's... it's not my thing, pal. 258 00:12:37,654 --> 00:12:39,505 Last I checked it's not your thing, but... 259 00:12:39,506 --> 00:12:40,598 What? 260 00:12:40,599 --> 00:12:42,165 I'm just... I want to get back to Bec. 261 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:44,099 - What? No, no, no. - I'm-I'm gonna take off... 262 00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:45,727 Give her space. (sighs) 263 00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:47,462 There's gonna be plenty of time for you 264 00:12:47,464 --> 00:12:48,830 to become a martyr, I promise. 265 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:50,799 Right now we need to get you some new clubs. 266 00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:52,567 No, look, I-I don't want to spend the money. 267 00:12:52,569 --> 00:12:55,737 Wrong. Being a father means that every once in a while 268 00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:57,506 you get to buy yourself something. 269 00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:59,708 Because your kids get everything else. 270 00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,276 Uh... 271 00:13:01,278 --> 00:13:03,845 Look at these guys. I-I don't like golf. 272 00:13:03,847 --> 00:13:05,413 Nobody likes golf. 273 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:07,048 I don't like golf. 274 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:08,583 But that doesn't matter. 275 00:13:08,585 --> 00:13:11,119 - We need to get you some new shoes. - Yeah? 276 00:13:11,121 --> 00:13:12,254 Let's go. 277 00:13:12,256 --> 00:13:14,289 Match your pink pants? 278 00:13:14,291 --> 00:13:16,591 - ♪ ♪ - (panting) 279 00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:18,360 (quietly) Okay. 280 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:20,028 Um... 281 00:13:20,030 --> 00:13:21,730 (exhales) 282 00:13:21,732 --> 00:13:24,332 Yes. 283 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:25,834 Okay. 284 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:28,236 Cake. All right. 285 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,337 Mm. 286 00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:31,807 Yeah, I can do that. 287 00:13:31,809 --> 00:13:32,974 (grunts) Okay. 288 00:13:33,944 --> 00:13:35,744 Really? 289 00:13:35,746 --> 00:13:37,779 Sugar. 290 00:13:38,749 --> 00:13:40,448 Okay. Shelly. 291 00:13:42,052 --> 00:13:44,286 Hi, Shelly. It's Rebecca. 292 00:13:44,288 --> 00:13:47,556 I am the worst, most terrible wife in the entire world. 293 00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:50,525 I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today. 294 00:13:50,527 --> 00:13:52,761 And all he was doing was trying to make me feel better, 295 00:13:52,763 --> 00:13:54,429 and I kicked him out of the house. 296 00:13:54,431 --> 00:13:58,700 I kicked him out of the house on his birthday, Shelly. 297 00:14:00,237 --> 00:14:02,137 And I don't have a car, 298 00:14:02,139 --> 00:14:04,072 and I really want to make him this... 299 00:14:04,074 --> 00:14:06,942 fancy chocolate almond cake for his birthday. 300 00:14:06,944 --> 00:14:10,312 Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really... 301 00:14:10,314 --> 00:14:13,882 sexy Marilyn Monroe-style birthday dance for him, and... 302 00:14:13,884 --> 00:14:15,884 Oh, my God. He's gonna leave me. 303 00:14:15,886 --> 00:14:17,686 He's gonna leave me for some... 304 00:14:17,688 --> 00:14:21,122 some hot, not crazy dental hygienist named Stephanie 305 00:14:21,124 --> 00:14:23,158 who doesn't forget his birthday. 306 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:26,094 (panting) 307 00:14:26,096 --> 00:14:28,830 I guess you're not home, huh? 308 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,800 This is Rebecca. 309 00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:33,535 Did I say that? 310 00:14:33,537 --> 00:14:35,036 Okay, bye. 311 00:14:37,841 --> 00:14:40,675 (continues panting) 312 00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:43,278 Okay. 313 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:47,015 Who wants to go to the grocery store? Huh? 314 00:14:47,017 --> 00:14:49,618 All of you do. Great. Okay. 315 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,519 Let's go. 316 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:55,323 (intro to Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 317 00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:57,325 ♪ ♪ 318 00:15:05,969 --> 00:15:08,270 (Rebecca singing along): ♪ Baby ♪ 319 00:15:08,272 --> 00:15:10,772 ♪ Everything is all right ♪ 320 00:15:10,774 --> 00:15:12,140 ♪ Uptight ♪ 321 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:14,242 ♪ Out of sight ♪ 322 00:15:14,244 --> 00:15:15,777 ♪ Baby ♪ 323 00:15:15,779 --> 00:15:17,612 ♪ Everything is all right ♪ 324 00:15:17,614 --> 00:15:18,713 ♪ Uptight... ♪ 325 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,148 - (child yelling) - WOMAN: Stop it. 326 00:15:20,150 --> 00:15:22,550 - Do you want me to bust that bottom? - (continues yelling) 327 00:15:22,552 --> 00:15:24,185 You know what? I don't... I don't care... 328 00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:25,887 - Will you stop? No. - (yelling continues) 329 00:15:25,889 --> 00:15:27,389 Sorry. No, Charlie, Charlie... 330 00:15:27,391 --> 00:15:28,490 ♪ Is all right ♪ 331 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:29,557 ♪ Uptight ♪ 332 00:15:29,559 --> 00:15:30,859 ♪ Out of sight, baby... ♪ 333 00:15:38,945 --> 00:15:40,814 You look good, Dad. 334 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,346 WOMAN: You really do. 335 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:44,515 DR. K: Well, those Jane Fonda tapes 336 00:15:44,517 --> 00:15:46,116 must be working their magic. 337 00:15:46,118 --> 00:15:47,818 (chuckles) 338 00:15:49,588 --> 00:15:51,755 Seen the new Star Wars film yet? 339 00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,624 Empire Strikes Back? 340 00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,993 It's got a real twist for an ending. 341 00:15:57,196 --> 00:15:59,530 Life has enough twists. 342 00:16:02,356 --> 00:16:05,959 Alli liked Ordinary People, the new one with Mary Tyler Moore. 343 00:16:06,042 --> 00:16:08,575 Oh. Your mom liked her. (chuckles) 344 00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:10,210 Well, you should check it out. 345 00:16:10,212 --> 00:16:13,881 Maybe see if a friend wants to join you for a flick. 346 00:16:15,384 --> 00:16:18,218 There anybody out there you might like to... 347 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,554 take to a movie? A friend? 348 00:16:21,991 --> 00:16:25,392 My son is about as subtle as an elephant with gas. 349 00:16:25,394 --> 00:16:28,028 Why don't you tell me some more about this, uh, 350 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,930 Ordinary People movie? 351 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,532 Well... 352 00:16:31,534 --> 00:16:33,901 it was really moving to see Mary play 353 00:16:33,903 --> 00:16:36,904 such a complicated mother... You don't see that often. 354 00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:39,321 MIGUEL: Tony, Carl, 355 00:16:39,385 --> 00:16:41,218 this is my best friend, Jack. 356 00:16:41,220 --> 00:16:42,386 Today's his birthday. 357 00:16:42,388 --> 00:16:44,188 - Oh, happy birthday, man. - Happy birthday! 358 00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:46,390 - Thank you. - And his wife's pregnant with triplets. 359 00:16:46,392 --> 00:16:47,625 - OTHERS: Oh. - Ooh. 360 00:16:47,627 --> 00:16:48,893 Come on, it's not gonna be that bad. 361 00:16:48,995 --> 00:16:50,394 Oh, Jack, come on, now, I... 362 00:16:50,396 --> 00:16:52,763 I love you, and I'm excited for you. 363 00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:55,100 You are a superhero. But don't kid yourself... triplets are 364 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:56,668 (chuckling) gonna be bad. 365 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,490 So we're buying him his first set of golf clubs. 366 00:16:59,492 --> 00:17:01,426 No, look, you're not buying anything. 367 00:17:01,428 --> 00:17:03,828 - He's skeptical. - You're gonna love golf, Jack. 368 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,763 A round of golf takes at least four hours... 369 00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:08,766 Five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do. 370 00:17:08,768 --> 00:17:10,502 Five blissful hours, 371 00:17:10,504 --> 00:17:12,938 where your wife won't tell you that you're holding them wrong 372 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,108 or feeding them wrong or just being generally wrong. 373 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,484 (chuckles) 374 00:17:17,566 --> 00:17:18,698 Jack. 375 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:20,066 - Sorry. - You all right? 376 00:17:20,558 --> 00:17:22,191 Yeah, I just... 377 00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:25,261 just keep thinking about my wife and how I just... 378 00:17:25,263 --> 00:17:27,263 want to get home to her, 379 00:17:27,265 --> 00:17:29,899 hang out with her, make sure she's okay. 380 00:17:29,901 --> 00:17:33,369 Which is crazy, because she's at her absolute worst right now. 381 00:17:33,371 --> 00:17:36,238 I mean, like, Exorcist level bad. 382 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,275 But I still don't want to escape her. 383 00:17:40,745 --> 00:17:43,179 Or my future vomiting, crap-riddled kids. 384 00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,968 I just, I want more time with them. 385 00:17:45,970 --> 00:17:48,637 I want to freeze time with them, 386 00:17:48,639 --> 00:17:51,440 so-so that I can get a little bit more. 387 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:57,279 Well, thanks, Miguel. 388 00:17:57,281 --> 00:17:59,949 I think I am gonna buy myself a present. 389 00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:02,184 - Great. - Yeah, just not here. 390 00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:04,366 - Nice to meet you guys. - Hmm. 391 00:18:04,368 --> 00:18:06,935 - You, too. - Have a good game. 392 00:18:06,937 --> 00:18:09,772 Well, that guy's gonna make us look bad. 393 00:18:12,476 --> 00:18:14,209 (sighs heavily) 394 00:18:14,211 --> 00:18:15,611 (panting): Hi. 395 00:18:15,613 --> 00:18:16,679 Hi. 396 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:19,281 Okay, I need to make... 397 00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:21,350 a fancy chocolate almond cake 398 00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:23,585 as fast as humanly possible. 399 00:18:23,587 --> 00:18:25,521 - Okay. - So I'm gonna need... 400 00:18:25,523 --> 00:18:27,022 butter... 401 00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:29,258 sugar, flour, almonds... 402 00:18:29,260 --> 00:18:31,126 (continues panting) 403 00:18:31,128 --> 00:18:33,162 ... and semisweet chocolate. 404 00:18:33,164 --> 00:18:35,297 Ma'am, this is a liquor store. 405 00:18:35,299 --> 00:18:36,999 I know. I know. 406 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:38,934 But it says that it's "Liquor and more." 407 00:18:38,936 --> 00:18:41,570 So where's the more? 408 00:18:41,572 --> 00:18:43,872 (sighs heavily) 409 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:46,909 (chuckling) You were the only store within walking distance. 410 00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:48,444 Really? 411 00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:50,446 (continues panting) 412 00:18:52,717 --> 00:18:55,317 Okay. What's your name? 413 00:18:55,319 --> 00:18:56,785 Teddy. 414 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,253 I'm Rebecca. 415 00:18:58,255 --> 00:18:59,288 Hi. 416 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,823 Teddy, here's the deal. 417 00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,758 (panting) 418 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,395 I haven't slept well in the last couple of nights, right? 419 00:19:06,397 --> 00:19:09,364 I cry when my socks are mismatched. 420 00:19:09,366 --> 00:19:13,001 And I was really, really, really mean to my husband. 421 00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:14,236 Really mean to him. 422 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,637 And he's pretty much perfect. 423 00:19:15,639 --> 00:19:18,006 I've seen what else is out there. 424 00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:21,043 So I need to make him something for his birthday. Do you understand me? 425 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,811 I need to make him something homemade. 426 00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,079 It doesn't have to be fancy 427 00:19:24,181 --> 00:19:26,148 chocolate almond cake. It just has to be homemade, 428 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,016 something that I make with my own two hands 429 00:19:28,018 --> 00:19:30,052 so he can see how much I love him. 430 00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:31,220 'Cause I was really mean. 431 00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:33,589 Do you understand? 432 00:19:33,591 --> 00:19:36,525 Yeah. I got, um, banana muffins. 433 00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:38,694 (sighs heavily) 434 00:19:41,899 --> 00:19:43,732 I'll take a banana muffin. 435 00:19:43,734 --> 00:19:45,567 - Do you have icing? - Uh... 436 00:19:45,569 --> 00:19:46,935 I got Twinkies. 437 00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:48,737 You can squirt out the insides. 438 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:50,939 Uh... 439 00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:52,341 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 440 00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,576 I can... work with that, I guess. 441 00:19:54,578 --> 00:19:56,245 I'll take six Twinkies. 442 00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:57,279 (laughs) Okay. 443 00:19:57,281 --> 00:19:59,181 Uh, that'll be, uh, $4.25. 444 00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:00,549 $4.25. Okay. 445 00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:01,717 (sighs) Okay. 446 00:20:01,719 --> 00:20:03,152 Thank you, Teddy. 447 00:20:03,154 --> 00:20:04,186 - It was nice meeting you. - You, too. 448 00:20:04,188 --> 00:20:05,621 Thank you so much. 449 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,360 Uh, Teddy? 450 00:20:13,297 --> 00:20:16,165 (TV sports announcer speaking indistinctly) 451 00:20:16,167 --> 00:20:17,800 (doorbell buzzes) 452 00:20:18,611 --> 00:20:20,510 MAN: I got it. 453 00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,013 I need to stretch. I'll grab it. 454 00:20:34,613 --> 00:20:36,112 (baby coos) 455 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,414 Hey, you. 456 00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,884 Where'd you come from? 457 00:20:54,050 --> 00:20:56,951 (baby fussing) 458 00:21:14,281 --> 00:21:16,082 - (indistinct chatter on TV) - (baby crying) 459 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,468 Someone just left him. Right at the door. 460 00:21:20,470 --> 00:21:23,204 Just like that, like in the movies. 461 00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,142 We should take him to the precinct. 462 00:21:27,144 --> 00:21:29,711 Cops'll know what to do. 463 00:21:29,713 --> 00:21:31,180 What do you think'll happen to him? 464 00:21:31,231 --> 00:21:32,630 He'll go in the system, probably. 465 00:21:32,632 --> 00:21:35,166 I'm sure they got a routine in place for this type of thing. 466 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,502 You know, foster care or adoption. 467 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,504 Whatever. 468 00:21:41,441 --> 00:21:44,409 I'll take him over to the precinct. 469 00:21:44,711 --> 00:21:47,812 You're a little miracle, aren't you? 470 00:21:47,814 --> 00:21:49,781 Aren't you? 471 00:22:10,136 --> 00:22:12,136 ♪ ♪ 472 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,258 (grunts softly) 473 00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:42,260 (sighs) 474 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:46,397 (exhales) 475 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,901 Hey, little bugs. 476 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:56,641 I'm sorry I've been complaining so much lately. 477 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:02,580 'Cause I really enjoyed having you as my sidekicks this year. 478 00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:07,717 You have really great taste in music, by the way. 479 00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,652 (chuckles) 480 00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,654 I guess I'm just, um... 481 00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:18,461 I'm a little... overwhelmed. 482 00:23:21,099 --> 00:23:24,033 Not about meeting you guys... I can't wait to meet you guys. 483 00:23:24,035 --> 00:23:27,904 I can't wait to meet you guys. 484 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:30,006 I know I'm getting a little ahead of myself, 485 00:23:30,008 --> 00:23:33,009 but I can't wait to make Halloween costumes for you, 486 00:23:33,011 --> 00:23:35,678 which is weird, because I'm not a big Halloween person. 487 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,680 (giggles softly) 488 00:23:46,682 --> 00:23:49,583 I've been acting out lately. 489 00:23:49,585 --> 00:23:53,453 I've been terrible to your dad, who is just... 490 00:23:53,455 --> 00:23:55,155 perfect. 491 00:23:55,157 --> 00:23:56,356 He is so perfect. 492 00:23:56,358 --> 00:23:58,091 Oh, my God, 493 00:23:58,093 --> 00:24:00,060 you guys are going to freak out 494 00:24:00,062 --> 00:24:01,995 when you see how awesome your dad is. 495 00:24:01,997 --> 00:24:03,964 Honestly, you're gonna be... 496 00:24:03,966 --> 00:24:05,933 huge fans. 497 00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:20,013 I think I'm nervous about you guys meeting me. 498 00:24:22,585 --> 00:24:24,918 I don't know how much you can tell from in there, 499 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,554 but I am not gonna be the perfect mom 500 00:24:27,556 --> 00:24:29,056 you've probably been dreaming about. 501 00:24:29,058 --> 00:24:31,992 You guys dream, right? 502 00:24:31,994 --> 00:24:33,994 I think so. 503 00:24:36,699 --> 00:24:39,299 I'm impatient. 504 00:24:39,301 --> 00:24:41,568 And I'm... 505 00:24:41,570 --> 00:24:43,537 stubborn. 506 00:24:43,539 --> 00:24:45,472 And, uh... (sniffs) 507 00:24:45,594 --> 00:24:47,561 ... I stole an Abba-Zaba bar 508 00:24:47,563 --> 00:24:49,429 from the grocery store in fourth grade. 509 00:24:49,431 --> 00:24:52,366 And I'm... terrified 510 00:24:52,368 --> 00:24:54,401 that I'm gonna make a hundred wrong decisions 511 00:24:54,403 --> 00:24:56,103 and ruin the chances that you guys have 512 00:24:56,105 --> 00:24:59,006 to lead the perfect lives that you deserve, but... 513 00:25:01,944 --> 00:25:04,878 I will protect you fiercely. 514 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,048 And I will always sing to you 515 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,017 when you can't sleep. 516 00:25:12,388 --> 00:25:14,788 And I will always be excited to hear you laugh. 517 00:25:16,558 --> 00:25:19,493 I bet you guys are gonna have wildly different laughs, huh? 518 00:25:19,495 --> 00:25:22,295 (giggles) 519 00:25:22,297 --> 00:25:25,999 I love you so much it hurts, and I haven't even met you yet. 520 00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:28,001 It's crazy. 521 00:25:29,338 --> 00:25:31,538 Mm. 522 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:33,874 So, I guess what... 523 00:25:33,876 --> 00:25:36,810 I'm trying to say is, um... 524 00:25:36,812 --> 00:25:40,013 you are gonna have to take the good with the bad 525 00:25:40,015 --> 00:25:42,182 when it comes to me. (sniffs) 526 00:25:42,184 --> 00:25:44,618 So, now that you know all of this, 527 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:47,154 are you still... 528 00:25:47,156 --> 00:25:50,991 excited to come and join me out here, huh? 529 00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:58,765 I'll take that as a yes. 530 00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:03,303 JACK: You are so beautiful. 531 00:26:03,305 --> 00:26:06,173 Jack, what are you doing? (chuckling) 532 00:26:06,175 --> 00:26:08,108 Where did you get that thing? 533 00:26:08,110 --> 00:26:10,377 Eh, I thought that we needed it. 534 00:26:10,479 --> 00:26:12,612 Babe, wait, have you been filming me this whole time? 535 00:26:12,614 --> 00:26:14,315 - Yeah. - No. 536 00:26:14,317 --> 00:26:16,149 It's okay, don't worry, it doesn't-it doesn't 537 00:26:16,151 --> 00:26:17,717 get sound, just picture. 538 00:26:17,719 --> 00:26:19,186 - Turn it off. - Uh-uh. 539 00:26:19,188 --> 00:26:20,754 (chuckles) 540 00:26:20,756 --> 00:26:22,122 Come here. 541 00:26:22,124 --> 00:26:24,624 Come here, baby. 542 00:26:26,695 --> 00:26:28,929 I forgot your birthday. 543 00:26:30,499 --> 00:26:31,865 - It's okay. - No, 544 00:26:31,867 --> 00:26:33,033 it's not okay, 'cause you are 545 00:26:33,035 --> 00:26:34,935 the world's greatest husband. 546 00:26:34,937 --> 00:26:37,971 And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad. 547 00:26:37,973 --> 00:26:39,940 And I promise you, me and the kids... 548 00:26:39,942 --> 00:26:41,875 We're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year 549 00:26:41,877 --> 00:26:43,410 for your birthday. 550 00:26:43,412 --> 00:26:44,544 - Yeah? - Yeah. 551 00:26:44,546 --> 00:26:46,580 And I-I... 552 00:26:46,582 --> 00:26:49,082 got you the world's worst birthday present. 553 00:26:49,084 --> 00:26:51,451 And I made you the world's worst birthday cupcake 554 00:26:51,453 --> 00:26:53,253 down in the kitchen, but I don't know... 555 00:26:53,255 --> 00:26:55,122 I had to do something. (laughing) 556 00:26:55,124 --> 00:26:56,756 Oh. 557 00:26:56,848 --> 00:26:58,548 Oh, that is... 558 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:01,251 - that is exactly what I wanted. - No, it's not. 559 00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:03,053 Well, there is a certain dance 560 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:04,688 that I look forward to every year... 561 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:05,922 - Jack. - Yeah. 562 00:27:05,924 --> 00:27:08,658 No. Stop. I was... 563 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:11,194 I was actually thinking like, um, 564 00:27:11,196 --> 00:27:13,196 I don't know, like, a shoulder rub. 565 00:27:13,198 --> 00:27:15,732 - Eh... - Babe. 566 00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:18,602 None of my lingerie is gonna fit me. 567 00:27:18,604 --> 00:27:20,036 That's okay. 568 00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,038 Birthday tradition doesn't care. 569 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,608 Mm-hmm. 570 00:27:25,577 --> 00:27:27,110 Okay. 571 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:29,212 - Yeah? Yeah? - Yeah. All right, cowboy. 572 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,849 So, I'll meet you in the bedroom in five minutes. 573 00:27:32,951 --> 00:27:34,217 - You know what to do. - Mm-hmm. 574 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,019 Strip down to your birthday suit. 575 00:27:36,021 --> 00:27:37,554 - Uh-huh. - Okay. 576 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:39,522 - Okay. - Uh-huh. 577 00:27:39,524 --> 00:27:41,224 (whispered conversation) 578 00:27:49,431 --> 00:27:51,298 It's my home, Peter. 579 00:27:51,371 --> 00:27:53,939 I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume. 580 00:27:53,941 --> 00:27:55,307 Now, what's on your mind? 581 00:27:55,309 --> 00:27:58,043 Dad, we're officially worried about you. 582 00:27:58,045 --> 00:28:01,780 Well, that is officially unnecessary. 583 00:28:01,782 --> 00:28:03,248 We miss her, too. 584 00:28:03,250 --> 00:28:05,817 Dad, she's been gone for over a year. 585 00:28:05,819 --> 00:28:07,519 14 months. 586 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:10,489 Nathan... 587 00:28:10,491 --> 00:28:11,757 you're still a young man. 588 00:28:11,759 --> 00:28:14,259 I mean, you're working, what, 589 00:28:14,261 --> 00:28:15,928 60 hours a week at the hospital? 590 00:28:15,930 --> 00:28:18,330 I wish. That would be a vacation. 591 00:28:18,332 --> 00:28:20,065 Maybe you could take a vacation. 592 00:28:20,067 --> 00:28:22,167 Please stop. 593 00:28:22,169 --> 00:28:23,402 Mom's gone, Dad. 594 00:28:23,404 --> 00:28:25,370 I know she's gone. 595 00:28:25,372 --> 00:28:27,306 You don't think I know she's gone? 596 00:28:27,308 --> 00:28:30,309 I buried her, Peter. 597 00:28:30,311 --> 00:28:33,912 I was married to her for 53 years and I buried her. 598 00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:36,882 I don't need you to tell me she's gone. 599 00:28:41,121 --> 00:28:44,056 And I will never move on, 600 00:28:44,058 --> 00:28:46,024 so stop asking me to. 601 00:28:49,163 --> 00:28:51,163 She's my wife. 602 00:28:52,933 --> 00:28:54,933 She was my life. 603 00:28:57,404 --> 00:28:58,770 And I love you two, 604 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:00,672 but if you tell me to move on again 605 00:29:00,674 --> 00:29:02,374 you will not be welcome in our home. 606 00:29:02,376 --> 00:29:04,710 (footsteps approaching) 607 00:29:04,712 --> 00:29:06,645 - (chattering) - There's my grandkids. 608 00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:10,282 Hey, who's ready for some junk that'll rot your teeth out? 609 00:29:12,759 --> 00:29:14,759 Hey. 610 00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:19,561 - (baby fussing) - Shh, shh. 611 00:29:21,547 --> 00:29:23,047 Sam. 612 00:29:23,048 --> 00:29:26,550 What? I'm in the middle of reading something. 613 00:29:29,345 --> 00:29:30,978 What is that? 614 00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:34,281 He was left at the doorstep of the fire house. 615 00:29:34,283 --> 00:29:37,618 The same day I asked Father Williams for a miracle, 616 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:39,620 he was literally left at our doorstep. 617 00:29:42,458 --> 00:29:44,692 So... 618 00:29:45,828 --> 00:29:47,861 He was meant for us, Sam. 619 00:29:47,863 --> 00:29:50,197 We couldn't have kids, 620 00:29:50,199 --> 00:29:52,433 and we grew apart because of it. 621 00:29:52,435 --> 00:29:54,068 But now... 622 00:29:54,070 --> 00:29:57,071 Stop. Joe, that is not our baby. 623 00:29:57,073 --> 00:30:00,641 That is just some child... 624 00:30:02,011 --> 00:30:05,212 ... who was left by a terrible person 625 00:30:05,214 --> 00:30:06,914 at your fire station. 626 00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:09,350 Sam... 627 00:30:09,352 --> 00:30:13,220 I'm sorry, but, God... 628 00:30:13,222 --> 00:30:16,090 come on, Joe. 629 00:30:16,092 --> 00:30:18,559 A baby is not just gonna fix us. 630 00:30:25,501 --> 00:30:27,334 That is a newborn baby. 631 00:30:27,336 --> 00:30:29,837 You need to get it to a hospital. 632 00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:31,772 Now. 633 00:30:31,774 --> 00:30:34,174 Before you get arrested. 634 00:30:38,147 --> 00:30:39,680 ♪ ♪ 635 00:30:45,888 --> 00:30:47,354 (grunts) 636 00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:54,328 (sharp inhale) 637 00:30:54,330 --> 00:30:56,296 Ow. 638 00:30:56,298 --> 00:30:57,831 (moans softly) 639 00:31:02,371 --> 00:31:04,638 JACK: Okay, I'm ready. 640 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,840 Hey, you promise you like your gift? 641 00:31:06,842 --> 00:31:09,777 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 642 00:31:09,779 --> 00:31:11,745 - Suit's on? - Yes, ma'am. 643 00:31:11,747 --> 00:31:14,681 - Your birthday suit? - It's the only one I've got. 644 00:31:26,829 --> 00:31:29,496 I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes. 645 00:31:29,498 --> 00:31:30,731 I see that. 646 00:31:30,733 --> 00:31:32,366 It wasn't a great moment for me. 647 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:34,768 Tradition is tradition. 648 00:31:43,676 --> 00:31:46,610 Peter and Alli came over today. 649 00:31:46,612 --> 00:31:50,480 He is your son, through and through, that's for certain. 650 00:31:50,482 --> 00:31:53,083 Stubborn as a damn mule. 651 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:55,352 (chuckles) 652 00:31:55,354 --> 00:31:57,320 He thinks he knows something 653 00:31:57,322 --> 00:31:59,923 'cause he's been married for... 654 00:31:59,925 --> 00:32:03,293 what, ten whole years? 655 00:32:04,396 --> 00:32:06,563 I love that boy, but... 656 00:32:06,565 --> 00:32:08,565 my God. 657 00:32:15,908 --> 00:32:18,775 Carol, I'm gonna say something now, and you have 658 00:32:18,777 --> 00:32:21,745 to promise now not to be mad at me. 659 00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:32,756 Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet, 660 00:32:32,758 --> 00:32:35,225 and I just stare at all your... 661 00:32:36,495 --> 00:32:38,395 Um... 662 00:32:39,808 --> 00:32:42,275 (muffled crying) 663 00:32:44,780 --> 00:32:48,281 Baby, I don't know if I can keep doing this 664 00:32:48,283 --> 00:32:50,183 without you anymore. 665 00:32:50,185 --> 00:32:51,952 (sniffles, sighs) 666 00:32:51,954 --> 00:32:54,254 And I, uh... 667 00:32:55,457 --> 00:32:58,959 I'm really not sure that I want to. 668 00:32:58,961 --> 00:33:00,927 (crying quietly) 669 00:33:02,865 --> 00:33:04,297 (sniffles) 670 00:33:04,299 --> 00:33:08,268 God, I miss being with you, and I... 671 00:33:08,270 --> 00:33:11,505 (beeping, Dr. K sniffles, sighs) 672 00:33:11,507 --> 00:33:13,573 Well... (sniffles) 673 00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,375 Duty calls. 674 00:33:15,377 --> 00:33:17,544 (sniffles) 675 00:33:17,546 --> 00:33:19,813 We'll, uh... 676 00:33:19,815 --> 00:33:23,183 finish this conversation another time, okay? 677 00:33:24,486 --> 00:33:27,354 (sniffles) 678 00:33:27,356 --> 00:33:29,756 I love you, baby. 679 00:33:32,194 --> 00:33:34,494 (sniffling) 680 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,987 I've never heard Dr. Schneider 681 00:33:39,989 --> 00:33:41,855 - scream obscenities like that before. - Well, 682 00:33:41,857 --> 00:33:43,390 a burst appendix'll do that for you. 683 00:33:43,392 --> 00:33:44,725 Mm. Give me the run-down again. 684 00:33:44,727 --> 00:33:46,560 Uh, Rebecca Pearson, 30 years old. 685 00:33:46,562 --> 00:33:48,095 First-time mother with triplets. 686 00:33:48,097 --> 00:33:49,429 How's the mental state? 687 00:33:49,431 --> 00:33:51,398 She's good. Calm. 688 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,667 I meant the husband. 689 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:01,915 What the hell could this thing possibly be for? 690 00:34:01,917 --> 00:34:04,118 It's for rectal examinations. 691 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,886 That one's from the dirty pile. 692 00:34:05,888 --> 00:34:07,855 Sorry. 693 00:34:07,857 --> 00:34:10,090 Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski, 694 00:34:10,092 --> 00:34:14,161 but you can call me Doc or Dr. K, 695 00:34:14,163 --> 00:34:16,830 which is what most people choose to do... 696 00:34:16,832 --> 00:34:20,467 ♪ And I look back upon my time ♪ 697 00:34:20,469 --> 00:34:22,136 ♪ See the snapshots of my life ♪ 698 00:34:22,138 --> 00:34:23,871 - (baby crying) - Shh. 699 00:34:23,873 --> 00:34:27,341 ♪ You will not be surprised ♪ 700 00:34:27,343 --> 00:34:29,476 ♪ See your name across my smile... ♪ 701 00:34:29,478 --> 00:34:32,279 (screaming) 702 00:34:32,281 --> 00:34:33,747 First male is out. 703 00:34:33,849 --> 00:34:35,249 ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 704 00:34:35,351 --> 00:34:36,751 Something's not right. 705 00:34:36,853 --> 00:34:39,419 - ♪ And I will remember you ♪ - Your wife is in distress, Jack. 706 00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:40,888 (rhythmic beeping and whooshing) 707 00:34:40,890 --> 00:34:43,390 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 708 00:34:43,392 --> 00:34:44,992 (baby crying) 709 00:34:44,994 --> 00:34:47,494 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 710 00:34:47,496 --> 00:34:49,730 (crying) 711 00:34:49,732 --> 00:34:53,267 ♪ The way you are right now... ♪ 712 00:34:53,269 --> 00:34:55,936 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm-I'm very sorry. 713 00:34:55,938 --> 00:34:58,005 (sighs heavily) 714 00:34:58,007 --> 00:34:59,773 I need to be with my wife. 715 00:34:59,775 --> 00:35:02,009 You will be, but she needs to sleep now. 716 00:35:02,011 --> 00:35:05,345 You just sit there. 717 00:35:05,347 --> 00:35:06,847 I lost my wife last year. 718 00:35:06,849 --> 00:35:11,351 Cancer. Five children, 11 grandkids. 719 00:35:11,353 --> 00:35:15,189 But we lost our very first child during the delivery. 720 00:35:15,191 --> 00:35:19,026 ♪ And I will remember you ♪ 721 00:35:19,028 --> 00:35:23,263 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 722 00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:27,100 ♪ The way you are right now ♪ 723 00:35:27,102 --> 00:35:29,470 ♪ The way you are right now... ♪ 724 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,762 There she is. 725 00:35:31,764 --> 00:35:34,798 Hi. 726 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,633 You did so good. 727 00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:38,168 Yeah. 728 00:35:41,040 --> 00:35:43,473 What's wrong? 729 00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:45,442 (sighs) 730 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:47,711 We lost one of the babies. 731 00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:52,816 No. No, that's not true. 732 00:35:52,818 --> 00:35:55,252 Yeah. 733 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:59,556 (voice breaking): No, that's not true. 734 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,592 (crying) That's not true. 735 00:36:01,594 --> 00:36:03,493 That's not true. 736 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,095 It's okay. 737 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:07,331 - No! No! No! No! No! - It's okay. 738 00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,267 No. No, no, no, you're lying to me. 739 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:12,202 - Yeah. - We have three babies. 740 00:36:12,204 --> 00:36:13,804 We have a boy and a girl. 741 00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:15,072 - (crying) - We do. 742 00:36:15,074 --> 00:36:16,873 It's okay. 743 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,275 DR. K: I like to think 744 00:36:18,277 --> 00:36:21,979 that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me, 745 00:36:21,981 --> 00:36:24,548 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 746 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:28,952 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer... 747 00:36:28,954 --> 00:36:31,622 - Which one's yours? - Um... 748 00:36:31,624 --> 00:36:33,757 ... and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 749 00:36:33,759 --> 00:36:35,425 - ♪ And I look back upon my time ♪ - Wow. 750 00:36:35,427 --> 00:36:36,860 How about you? Which one's yours? 751 00:36:36,862 --> 00:36:38,795 - ♪ See the snapshots ♪ - None of 'em, actually. 752 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,497 - ♪ Of my life ♪ - Strangest damn thing. 753 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:42,633 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 754 00:36:42,735 --> 00:36:45,101 - ♪ You will not be surprised ♪ - I didn't know what to do, 755 00:36:45,103 --> 00:36:46,336 so I brought him here. 756 00:36:46,338 --> 00:36:49,206 ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 757 00:36:49,208 --> 00:36:52,909 - Huh. - ♪ See your name across my smile ♪ 758 00:36:53,151 --> 00:36:55,552 - Smoke? - ♪ And I will remember you ♪ 759 00:36:55,554 --> 00:36:57,254 - No. Thank you. - Oh. 760 00:36:57,256 --> 00:37:00,557 ♪ I will remember you... ♪ 761 00:37:00,559 --> 00:37:02,726 DR. K.: If you can do that, 762 00:37:02,728 --> 00:37:06,663 then you will still be taking three babies 763 00:37:06,665 --> 00:37:08,298 home from this hospital, 764 00:37:08,300 --> 00:37:10,133 just maybe not the way you planned. 765 00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:11,768 ♪ The way you are right now. ♪ 766 00:37:15,548 --> 00:37:18,016 (rhythmic beeping) 767 00:37:33,935 --> 00:37:35,468 (sniffs) 768 00:37:38,306 --> 00:37:42,041 I felt all of them, Jack. 769 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:45,090 I felt all three kicking. 770 00:37:48,550 --> 00:37:49,982 (sighs) 771 00:37:49,984 --> 00:37:52,385 I know. 772 00:37:53,016 --> 00:37:56,051 I really felt like we were meant to have three. 773 00:37:56,053 --> 00:37:58,520 Me, too. 774 00:38:09,281 --> 00:38:11,614 What if we still are? 775 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:16,586 (door closes) 776 00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,867 Hey. 777 00:38:19,869 --> 00:38:21,836 Baby okay? 778 00:38:21,838 --> 00:38:23,337 Yeah. 779 00:38:28,978 --> 00:38:31,579 You're a good man. 780 00:38:31,581 --> 00:38:33,581 What? 781 00:38:34,717 --> 00:38:36,884 We've been awful lately. 782 00:38:36,886 --> 00:38:38,452 Um... 783 00:38:40,657 --> 00:38:43,791 And you find an abandoned baby, 784 00:38:43,793 --> 00:38:47,962 and your first thought is to bring him home. 785 00:38:47,964 --> 00:38:51,399 To try and... 786 00:38:51,401 --> 00:38:55,069 repair us... with him. 787 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:57,505 - It was stupid. - Yeah. 788 00:38:57,507 --> 00:39:00,241 But also sweet. 789 00:39:01,444 --> 00:39:05,379 You ever wish we could just start over? 790 00:39:05,381 --> 00:39:09,417 Go back to where we started, 791 00:39:09,419 --> 00:39:12,019 like that first day, you know, just 792 00:39:12,021 --> 00:39:15,890 try to do it all fresh? 793 00:39:15,892 --> 00:39:18,726 Yeah, sometimes. All the time. 794 00:39:18,728 --> 00:39:21,295 It's all I want, honestly... 795 00:39:21,297 --> 00:39:23,731 to start over. 796 00:39:24,901 --> 00:39:26,467 (sighs) 797 00:39:30,673 --> 00:39:34,075 (sighs) 798 00:39:39,415 --> 00:39:43,117 (voice trembling): Hi. I'm Samantha. 799 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:46,687 Don't... worry about what happened back there. 800 00:39:46,689 --> 00:39:49,390 Can I take you for a cup of coffee? 801 00:39:51,828 --> 00:39:53,861 Yeah. 802 00:39:55,031 --> 00:39:58,432 Yeah. 803 00:40:02,739 --> 00:40:04,672 God, that was a day. 804 00:40:04,674 --> 00:40:06,741 - You hear the latest? - What's that? 805 00:40:06,743 --> 00:40:08,809 Couple with the triplets. 806 00:40:08,811 --> 00:40:12,213 He's been asking about the baby from the fire station. 807 00:40:12,215 --> 00:40:15,650 Might be thinking about adopting. 808 00:40:15,652 --> 00:40:17,918 Hmm. 809 00:40:18,888 --> 00:40:20,955 Well, I'm out of here. 810 00:40:20,957 --> 00:40:22,390 - Night, Dr. Katowski. - Mm-hmm. 811 00:40:38,341 --> 00:40:40,641 I, um... (sniffles) 812 00:40:40,643 --> 00:40:43,611 ... told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon. 813 00:40:43,613 --> 00:40:45,579 (sniffles) 814 00:40:45,581 --> 00:40:48,482 I haven't spoken to anybody about that in... 815 00:40:48,484 --> 00:40:51,218 a really long time. 816 00:40:51,220 --> 00:40:54,588 And I, uh... I gave him some advice. 817 00:40:56,592 --> 00:40:59,093 And it seems he may have actually listened to me. 818 00:41:00,997 --> 00:41:03,497 It seems he may have taken the worst thing 819 00:41:03,499 --> 00:41:06,133 that ever happened to him in his life, 820 00:41:06,135 --> 00:41:09,337 and tried to push on. 821 00:41:16,946 --> 00:41:19,347 There isn't a minute that goes by 822 00:41:19,349 --> 00:41:21,649 that I don't think of you. 823 00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:28,489 (voice breaking) And I... 824 00:41:28,491 --> 00:41:30,524 I hope you know this. 825 00:41:30,526 --> 00:41:33,694 I hope this is what you would want me to do. 826 00:41:35,898 --> 00:41:38,232 (sniffles) 827 00:41:39,302 --> 00:41:42,970 I expect it is. 828 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:47,383 REBECCA: Come on, Randall. Let's go. 829 00:41:52,019 --> 00:41:54,260 - Great. You guys ready? JACK: Yup. 830 00:41:54,263 --> 00:41:55,402 KEVIN: We watch these every year. 831 00:41:55,404 --> 00:41:57,968 Yeah, well, it's my Father's Day, and I pick the movies, 832 00:41:57,969 --> 00:41:59,660 so we're gonna start at the beginning. 833 00:42:05,678 --> 00:42:06,877 What are you saying, Mom? 834 00:42:06,879 --> 00:42:07,926 - Secret. - (Jack laughs) 835 00:42:07,951 --> 00:42:09,012 Can you tell us? 836 00:42:09,014 --> 00:42:10,280 - No. Thank you. - No? 837 00:42:10,282 --> 00:42:12,683 JACK: No. Let's watch it, okay? Here comes the best part. 838 00:42:13,662 --> 00:42:15,774 DR. K: I like to think that maybe one day, 839 00:42:15,775 --> 00:42:17,140 you'll be an old man like me, 840 00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:22,065 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 841 00:42:22,070 --> 00:42:27,530 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer 842 00:42:29,293 --> 00:42:31,927 and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 843 00:42:34,499 --> 00:42:35,420 If you can do that, 844 00:42:35,968 --> 00:42:38,380 then you will still be taking three babies 845 00:42:38,385 --> 00:42:39,645 home from this hospital, 846 00:42:40,706 --> 00:42:42,556 just maybe not the way you planned. 847 00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:46,176 ♪ See, Mother, I believe ♪ 848 00:42:46,178 --> 00:42:50,614 ♪ That half of everything I hear is true ♪ 849 00:42:50,616 --> 00:42:54,351 ♪ Between you and me ♪ 850 00:42:54,353 --> 00:42:56,086 ♪ I believe in everything you do. ♪ 851 00:42:56,788 --> 00:42:58,721 synced and corrected by susinz www.addic7ed.com