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("STEEL GUITAR AND A GLASS
OF WINE" BY PAUL ANKA PLAYING)

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♪ Just give me a steel guitar ♪

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♪ A glass of wine ♪

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♪ And let me drink to a love ♪

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♪ I thought was mine ♪

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♪ A love I thought was true to me ♪

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♪ But now I'm drinking to her memory ♪

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♪ A steel guitar and a glass of wine ♪

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♪ While my tears, they glisten
and the candles shine... ♪

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(SCREAMS)

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(MAGNUM SHOUTING IN DISTANCE)

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I knew it.

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You okay?

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This isn't funny.

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I'm not laughing.

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Inside you are.

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I can assure you I'm not.

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You know, you-you could have
broken my finger.

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Maybe you shouldn't be
poking around down here.

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Oh, so you intentionally
tried to maim me.

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I did no such thing.

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Why else would you put a mousetrap

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on top of a wine bottle?

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Gee, Magnum, perhaps because
we have a mouse problem?

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Since when?

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Since I found a dropping.

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And your first instinct

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is to kill this innocent creature?

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It's a rodent, Magnum.

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Labs experiment on them all the time.

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All the more reason
to give this one a break.

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This conversation is over.

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Heartless.

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Get over it.

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You know, FYI,

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mice have a really keen sense
of hearing.

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Communicate very well,
they have wonderful memories.

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Why do you think they're
experimented on all the time?

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Go on.

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Because they're smart.

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They're the smartest animal next to man.

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No, they're not.

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Name one animal that's smarter.

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Chimps, dolphins, horses, pigs?

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Those are the obvious ones.
Name something else.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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We have a visitor.

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Oh.

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Doesn't appear to be anyone there.

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Must be a delivery.

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I'll get it.

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This place is like a slaughterhouse.

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- Dungeon.
- What?

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Medieval down here now.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Yes?

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Uh, think you should come out here.

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Magnum, if it's a package
for me, I'd appreciate it

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if you'd just bring it up
to the main house?

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I don't know who it's for.

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(BABY CRYING)

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Magnum, is that a...?

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Yeah.

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(BABBLES SOFTLY)

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You got to admit,
I mean, he is pretty cute.

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(STAMMERS) Do you even
know what you're doing?

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I'm comforting him.

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Just be careful.

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- You want to take him?
- Absolutely not.

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(CRYING)

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MAGNUM: Good job.
N... And now you upset him.

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Nonsense. He has
no idea what I just said.

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No, babies are born with the ability

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to sense British and uptight.

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Aren't you? Yes, you are.

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Y-You do realize you're not
keeping it, right, Magnum?

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We need to call
Child Protective Services.

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Don't listen to the mean lady.

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Uncle Thomas has you. Come here.

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Oh, yeah.

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Bloody hell.

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What's it say?

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"Please give Hiapo a good life."

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KUMU: What's going on?

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I thought I heard a...

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Yes. One of those.

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What's that baby doing here?

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You didn't notice? He's been living

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in the guesthouse for three years.

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I meant the smaller one.

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Somebody left him at the front gate.

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Along with that note.

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Ah.

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His name's Hiapo.

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That means "firstborn."

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(SIGHS) Who would do a thing like this?

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Well, given Magnum's many dalliances,

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perhaps it was
one of his former paramours?

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Are you suggesting this kid
is my love child?

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Well, it's not out of
the realm of possibility.

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- Right.
- Now here we are.

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There.

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Oh, this is so sad.

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What happens when you punch in a bit?

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(TYPING)

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Well, so much for facial recognition.

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Want to hold him for a second?

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I thought you'd never ask.

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- (MUTTERS)
- Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

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What are you doing?

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I'm guessing
he's looking for fingerprints.

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I mean, there's got to be one
on here, right? Somewhere?

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(INHALES SHARPLY)

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Nothing like the smell of a newborn.

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What, you mean excrement,
spit-up and urine?

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Eh, she does not like babies.

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That isn't true. I just prefer it

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when they're looked after
by a parent or a legal guardian.

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You gonna call
Child Protective Services?

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Eh, no, I think we should

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- hold off on that.
- Why?

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Because this isn't
a fire station or a hospital.

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You can't just drop a baby
off anywhere you want to.

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Whoever left him here could get
into some serious trouble.

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Perhaps they should.

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Yeah, but
we don't know the circumstances.

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We should find out who the mother is,

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get the whole story,
and then we can go to CPS.

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I agree.

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They wanted him to have a better home.

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He's now in our care.

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Very well. Anything?

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Nope. Not a single print.

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But this could be something.

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'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

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Here we are.
'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

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Looks like it's a nonprofit.

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If they're the ones that gave
this woman the car seat,

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they might know who she is.

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Now, whoa, whoa, hold on.

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You realize we have a client meeting

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in less than an hour?

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- Yeah, just cancel it.
- No.

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It's with the insurance company
we've been courting.

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They have very deep pockets,
which means I might be able

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to cover some expenses around here.

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I'll go to 'Ewa Beach.
I'll see what I can find out.

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Great. Lovely. Right.

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Chop-chop, Magnum.

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Okay, all right, buddy.

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Right, well, what are you doing?

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Putting him in the car seat.

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Safety first.

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Get that little arm in.

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Okay. Ready for a ride?

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I'm still unclear as to why
he had to come with.

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We can't leave him home alone.

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Kumu's out there looking
for his mother, right?

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If she shows up with the baby in hand,

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they're gonna call HPD immediately.

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Hmm.

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How's he doing back there?

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You think he's strapped in tight enough?

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I do.

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Can you check?

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(BABBLES)

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Yeah. Snug as an astronaut.

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Thank you.

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You know, I'm a little nervous.

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It's a kid. Lot of responsibility.

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True, but you can't be entirely
foreign to this experience.

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You didn't have dogs growing up?

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Of course I did.

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But, you know, that wasn't the
first pet I had to take care of.

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That was... was Roberto.

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Who was Roberto?

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Roberto was a, was my mouse.

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Loved that little guy.

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Ah. Roberto the mouse.

181
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Yeah, he was a gift from my
uncle for my eighth birthday.

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He was what's known as a tan.
He's-he's got a chocolate back

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with this tan little belly.

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Really cute.

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So what became of Roberto the mouse?

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You know, I don't really
want to talk about it.

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I'm not mocking you, Magnum.

188
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Yeah, it's not that.

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Did you kill it?

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Why would you say that?

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What? You were eight,
and taking care of a pet

192
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is quite the responsibility, you know?

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It was an accident, all right?

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I-I took him out of his cage
when I probably shouldn't have,

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I was playing with him
in the front yard,

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somebody pulled in, he...

197
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he got crushed.

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That must have been heartbreaking.

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(HIAPO CRYING)

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Hey, buddy.

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- Oh, my God. What did you do?
- What did I do? What did you do?

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- You're making him cry.
- Well, can you make it stop?

203
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- There's not an on-off switch.
- Well, that's not what I mean.

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Well, you're gonna have
to help him out. I'm driving.

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What... Pull over.

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(SHUSHING) It's okay.

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MAGNUM: It's okay, little buddy.

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(SHUSHES) Quickly.

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Hurry up.

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(HIAPO CONTINUES CRYING)

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(HIGGINS SHUSHING)

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Hey, buddy.

213
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What's going on? He's wet.

214
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It's 86 degrees out. I'm sure
he'll dry off in due course.

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That whole towel's soaked.
That's not how it works.

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H-He needs a diaper.

217
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Oh, for heaven's sake.

218
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What are you doing?

219
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Bring him here.

220
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Okay, here we go.

221
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Now lay him down.

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(MAGNUM SHUSHING)

223
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Now take your shirt off.

224
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Why?

225
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Just strip, all right?

226
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You're all right, you're all right.

227
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Shush, shush, shush, little man.

228
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Very noisy.

229
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Yes...

230
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What am I supposed to do with this?

231
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I don't know. You figure it out.

232
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Just a second...

233
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There we go. Very good.

234
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Aw, there we are.

235
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See? Improvised field dressing.

236
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Problem solved.

237
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Ah, that's better.

238
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So many questions right now.

239
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Uh, we're gonna need a favor.

240
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I'm guessing it has something
to do with the baby

241
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that's wearing your shirt as its diaper.

242
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Thought so. What's going on?

243
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His name's Hiapo.

244
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- Who does he belong to?
- Believe it or not,

245
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someone dropped him at the
front gate this morning.

246
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Oh, wow. Maybe he's yours.

247
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Given your history of casual hookups.

248
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Uh, can you just watch him

249
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while we talk to our client?

250
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(CHUCKLES) I think I can handle
watching a little baby.

251
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I'm also gonna need a shirt.

252
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Yes, that would be prudent.

253
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Oh.

254
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Look at this little guy.

255
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(CHUCKLES) Okay, let's go.

256
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Don't worry, little fella.

257
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Soon as you turn three,

258
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I'm sure he's gonna ask you
for favors, too.

259
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Hello there.

260
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I'm Juliet Higgins.

261
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This is my partner Thomas Magnum.

262
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Olivia Tremell.

263
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I work for the Kloten Insurance Group.

264
00:11:03,779 --> 00:11:05,512
Yes. Zurich-based,

265
00:11:05,614 --> 00:11:07,914
$11.1 billion in direct premiums.

266
00:11:08,016 --> 00:11:09,529
Two-percent market share.
You guys do a lot

267
00:11:09,554 --> 00:11:11,950
of high-risk underwriting
on the island, right?

268
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:15,355
Yeah, we like to do our research
on our potential clients.

269
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,023
That's good business.

270
00:11:17,125 --> 00:11:19,059
So, how can we help you?

271
00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:22,229
What do you know about white truffles?

272
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:23,278
They're delicious.

273
00:11:23,302 --> 00:11:24,965
They're the most expensive food
in the world.

274
00:11:25,067 --> 00:11:26,399
OLIVIA: Both right.

275
00:11:26,501 --> 00:11:27,901
Two days ago, one of our clients,

276
00:11:28,003 --> 00:11:30,870
a local restaurant
called Angelino's, was robbed.

277
00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:32,772
The Italian place on Kapiolani.

278
00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:35,008
Yes. Sometime after closing,

279
00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:38,401
43 pounds of Italian
white winter truffles from Alba

280
00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,313
disappeared from the restaurant.

281
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,793
At their current market price,

282
00:11:41,818 --> 00:11:45,885
that's approximately $425,000.

283
00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,153
For mushrooms?

284
00:11:47,256 --> 00:11:49,756
(SCOFFS) Excuse my rather
unrefined associate.

285
00:11:50,255 --> 00:11:51,591
It's okay.

286
00:11:51,693 --> 00:11:54,928
I had the same reaction
when the policy crossed my desk.

287
00:11:58,133 --> 00:11:59,666
As you can imagine,
my bosses are not too keen

288
00:11:59,691 --> 00:12:02,125
on having to cover such a sizable loss.

289
00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,470
Which is where we come in.

290
00:12:03,572 --> 00:12:05,728
MAGNUM: You want
us to find the mushrooms.

291
00:12:05,907 --> 00:12:07,107
If you can,

292
00:12:07,132 --> 00:12:08,648
we'll give you a generous finder's fee.

293
00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,565
Ten percent of the total value.

294
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,464
42 grand? We've never made
that kind of money before.

295
00:12:17,489 --> 00:12:18,755
And you wanted to cancel.

296
00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,480
Need I remind you,
I was the one who came up

297
00:12:20,536 --> 00:12:22,069
with the idea
of courting insurance companies

298
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:23,710
for their business.

299
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:26,486
If you saying, "Uh, we need to,
uh, hit up some fat cats

300
00:12:26,511 --> 00:12:27,743
to make a quick buck,"

301
00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,701
is your definition of an idea,
then-then, yes,

302
00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:31,312
it belongs entirely to you.

303
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,701
42 grand, man,
that is some serious stacks.

304
00:12:34,726 --> 00:12:37,026
Hear that, Hiapo?
We're gonna be rich, buddy.

305
00:12:37,051 --> 00:12:39,585
Well, whilst I would love
to share in your enthusiasm,

306
00:12:39,841 --> 00:12:41,074
there is one small problem.

307
00:12:41,176 --> 00:12:42,342
What's that?

308
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:44,267
Well, white truffles go bad
in a few days.

309
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:45,779
If we don't find them soon,

310
00:12:45,804 --> 00:12:48,738
there will be no
"serious stacks" to talk of.

311
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:56,587
♪ ♪

312
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:05,896
Hi.

313
00:13:06,238 --> 00:13:08,308
Oh, what the hell is this?

314
00:13:08,333 --> 00:13:10,199
(BOTH SHUSHING) We just got him down.

315
00:13:11,977 --> 00:13:14,077
Don't tell me you stole this
baby from a homeless person.

316
00:13:14,179 --> 00:13:15,312
Gordie, can you please use

317
00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:17,080
- your inside voice?
- Seriously?

318
00:13:17,182 --> 00:13:18,849
(WHISPERS): We're trying
to find the baby's mother.

319
00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:20,283
It's a long story.

320
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,983
Child Protective Services
is on the second floor.

321
00:13:23,085 --> 00:13:25,019
Well, no, that's actually
not why we're here.

322
00:13:25,121 --> 00:13:27,054
No, we need to see a police report.

323
00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:28,322
You know this isn't a library

324
00:13:28,424 --> 00:13:29,323
where you can just
check stuff out, right?

325
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:31,792
No, no. We're working
the Angelino's burglary case.

326
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:32,893
You mean HPD's working the case.

327
00:13:32,995 --> 00:13:35,563
We've actually been retained
by the insurance company.

328
00:13:35,665 --> 00:13:37,064
(HIAPO CRYING)

329
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:38,399
(MAGNUM SIGHS)

330
00:13:39,014 --> 00:13:40,401
You happy? You woke him up.

331
00:13:40,503 --> 00:13:41,669
(SIGHS)

332
00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:43,737
- He's hungry.
- How do you know?

333
00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,072
Because I'm a father.

334
00:13:45,174 --> 00:13:46,407
MAGNUM: There you go.

335
00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:47,941
Look, I'll get you the file.

336
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,409
Okay? Just get that baby some food,

337
00:13:49,511 --> 00:13:50,710
then over to CPS, all right?

338
00:13:50,812 --> 00:13:53,813
All right? Don't mind Uncle Gordie.

339
00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:55,949
He's just a little grumpy.

340
00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:01,668
MAGNUM: Wow,
he really pounded that thing.

341
00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:05,191
- (FARTS)
- Oh. Seriously?

342
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,926
Didn't you just go?

343
00:14:07,028 --> 00:14:08,394
That was an hour ago.

344
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,330
Is that normal?

345
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,664
Why are you asking me?

346
00:14:13,501 --> 00:14:14,968
Here you are.

347
00:14:16,571 --> 00:14:17,937
You know, whatever's the opposite

348
00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:20,573
of maternal instincts,
you were born with a ton of it.

349
00:14:20,675 --> 00:14:22,008
For your information, I am an expert

350
00:14:22,110 --> 00:14:23,910
on children ages six to ten.

351
00:14:24,012 --> 00:14:25,745
I find that really hard to believe.

352
00:14:25,847 --> 00:14:28,848
At 15, Mr. and Mrs. Belshire
employed me as a summer nanny,

353
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:30,289
thank you very much.

354
00:14:30,377 --> 00:14:31,851
You were a babysitter?

355
00:14:32,787 --> 00:14:34,554
Oh, my God, those poor kids
must have hated you.

356
00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,556
Quite the opposite.
They relished the discipline

357
00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,358
they did not get from their parents.

358
00:14:38,953 --> 00:14:40,263
I doubt it.

359
00:14:40,294 --> 00:14:42,528
Excuse me? Just saying, you're like...

360
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,063
Mary Poppins without the fun.

361
00:14:44,165 --> 00:14:46,933
Will you stop dillydallying?
That child is turning ripe.

362
00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:48,935
Well, if I'm gonna be working,
you should be working, too.

363
00:14:49,037 --> 00:14:51,437
Not sitting there
enjoying me be tortured.

364
00:14:51,539 --> 00:14:53,025
Anything in the report that we can use?

365
00:14:53,128 --> 00:14:54,366
I'm still reading.

366
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,542
Did Angelino's have
any security cameras?

367
00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:58,667
They did have security cameras,
but they weren't working

368
00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:00,413
prior to the burglary.

369
00:15:00,515 --> 00:15:03,182
- Convenient for the thieves.
- Not really.

370
00:15:03,284 --> 00:15:05,284
The restaurant had yet to get
back on its feet post-COVID,

371
00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:07,587
so repairing the cameras
was a deferred cost.

372
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:10,757
Whoa. Oh, man.

373
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:13,226
Please do something with it.

374
00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:14,560
You know, why does it have to be me?

375
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,596
I-I could read just as well as you can.

376
00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:19,832
Debatable. Besides,
you're clearly very good at it.

377
00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,000
Changing diapers?

378
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:23,322
At being a father.

379
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:26,305
Oh, okay. This might be something.

380
00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,674
Please, anything to distract me

381
00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:29,308
from what's going on down here.

382
00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:31,511
The truffles were only delivered
a few hours before the burglary,

383
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,346
so our thief had to have
prior knowledge.

384
00:15:33,448 --> 00:15:36,149
- Why is that?
- Because Italian white winter truffles

385
00:15:36,251 --> 00:15:38,785
weren't on the menu since Christmas.

386
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,221
So this could've been an inside job.

387
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,663
(PHONE RINGING)

388
00:15:50,765 --> 00:15:52,098
WOMAN: 'Ewa Beach Women's Services.

389
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,633
KUMU: I'm looking for this young woman.

390
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,517
I know you can't really see her face.

391
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,774
You know her, don't you?

392
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,643
I might.

393
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:06,145
Can you tell me her name?
Where I can find her?

394
00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:07,447
What's this regarding?

395
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,883
Uh, it's a private matter.

396
00:16:10,985 --> 00:16:12,885
I'm sorry, but we need
to safeguard the privacy

397
00:16:12,927 --> 00:16:14,861
of the women who seek assistance here.

398
00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:18,121
I understand.

399
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,526
But this is important.

400
00:16:20,628 --> 00:16:22,462
I swear I mean no harm.

401
00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:26,232
Sorry. Unless you want to share
what this is about,

402
00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:27,723
I can't help you.

403
00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:30,536
Mahalo for your time.

404
00:16:50,195 --> 00:16:51,791
Hey, Luana, this is Keala

405
00:16:51,893 --> 00:16:53,993
from 'Ewa Beach
Women's Services facility.

406
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:57,163
A woman came by here looking
for you, but she didn't say why.

407
00:16:57,265 --> 00:16:58,631
Call me back when you can.

408
00:16:58,733 --> 00:17:00,666
Okay, thanks. Bye.

409
00:17:06,875 --> 00:17:09,108
Uh, I'm sorry to bother you again.

410
00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:10,343
I-I have to make a phone call

411
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:12,712
and my phone just died.
Can I borrow yours?

412
00:17:13,748 --> 00:17:15,214
Sure. Dial 9 first.

413
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,282
Mahalo.

414
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:32,195
(SIGHS) Busy.

415
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,406
Mahalo.

416
00:17:42,745 --> 00:17:44,478
Hey, Rick? It's Kumu.

417
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,013
This might be a long shot,

418
00:17:46,115 --> 00:17:48,348
but I think I have a lead
on, uh, Hiapo's mother.

419
00:17:48,450 --> 00:17:50,717
You think you could have one
of your friends at HPD

420
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,286
run a number for me?

421
00:17:52,862 --> 00:17:54,121
As I told the police,

422
00:17:54,223 --> 00:17:57,791
when I came here in the morning,
I found the front door open.

423
00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:03,130
I came directly to the kitchen,
and they were gone.

424
00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:06,396
Everything. The entire delivery.

425
00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:11,939
Hey.

426
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,173
Would your baby like some cheese?

427
00:18:13,275 --> 00:18:16,198
Uh, no, thank you. He-he just ate.

428
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,478
So, according to the police report,

429
00:18:18,581 --> 00:18:20,981
a padlock was cut off this refrigerator.

430
00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,287
Yes, ma'am.

431
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:24,384
Which means the thief

432
00:18:24,486 --> 00:18:26,653
brought bolt cutters,
knowing what to expect.

433
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,689
- What are you saying?
- HIGGINS: Well, besides your employees,

434
00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:30,837
who else knew about
the truffle delivery?

435
00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,293
Only Mrs. Memminger,

436
00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:35,596
the food distributor
that I buy the truffles from.

437
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,765
How well do you know your employees?

438
00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:41,001
Noi siamo una famiglia.

439
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,403
Each one of them is like family.

440
00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,339
Wait, wait, wait,

441
00:18:45,441 --> 00:18:47,307
are you implying
that one of them did this?

442
00:18:47,409 --> 00:18:48,609
That's not possible.

443
00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,444
Your employees had been
out of work for a while.

444
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,145
Uh, people tend to act out of character

445
00:18:52,248 --> 00:18:53,847
when they get desperate.

446
00:18:53,949 --> 00:18:55,649
Mr. Ferragamo, on the day you discovered

447
00:18:55,751 --> 00:18:57,384
the truffles stolen,

448
00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,720
did any of your employees
fail to turn up for work?

449
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,460
One of my waiters.

450
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,928
Jimmy Bowman, 22.

451
00:19:08,030 --> 00:19:09,296
Graduate, Kukui High.

452
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,465
No record, but his father did time,

453
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,567
and his two cousins, frequent fliers.

454
00:19:13,669 --> 00:19:16,403
Thanks. If you're thinking
about them as suspects,

455
00:19:16,505 --> 00:19:18,171
I suggest you tread carefully.

456
00:19:18,274 --> 00:19:19,673
They're dangerous guys.

457
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,441
Copy that.
Now, if you could just text me

458
00:19:21,543 --> 00:19:24,311
Bowman's address in Pearl City,
it'd be much appreciated.

459
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,517
Okay.

460
00:19:26,768 --> 00:19:28,248
Sorry about that, little buddy.

461
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,917
No fun today. Mommy and Daddy

462
00:19:30,019 --> 00:19:31,485
are gonna get you to a safe place

463
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,420
so we can solve this crime
and get that cash.

464
00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,054
Could you please not say that?

465
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,057
Say what? "Mommy and Daddy."

466
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:39,159
Okay, do you prefer

467
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,827
"Daddy and the overly strict nanny"?

468
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,329
HIGGINS: I prefer none of the above.

469
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:44,431
MAGNUM: Can we please not
fight in front of the kid?

470
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:55,875
I don't know about this.
What if I drop him?

471
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:57,168
You're not gonna drop him.

472
00:19:57,272 --> 00:19:58,411
Perhaps one of us should stay.

473
00:19:58,513 --> 00:19:59,712
No, he'll be fine.

474
00:19:59,814 --> 00:20:01,580
I'm also gonna need the keys
to your Porsche.

475
00:20:01,683 --> 00:20:02,693
Excuse me?

476
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,417
I'm not taking this car seat out again.

477
00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:06,218
And you have to have it just in case.

478
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:07,753
Just in c... Just in case?
Just in case of what?

479
00:20:07,855 --> 00:20:09,488
Just in case of what?

480
00:20:09,590 --> 00:20:11,223
I don't know, place catches
fire, you got to run.

481
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:13,793
If that happens, I want to make
sure Hiapo's in the car seat.

482
00:20:13,895 --> 00:20:15,161
Now give me your car keys, okay?

483
00:20:15,263 --> 00:20:16,829
You guys are gonna get along just fine.

484
00:20:19,334 --> 00:20:20,900
Enjoy.

485
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,902
Okay. Bye.

486
00:20:24,872 --> 00:20:26,772
Uh...

487
00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:31,811
So, what's up?

488
00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:34,947
(ENGINE REVS)

489
00:20:43,424 --> 00:20:45,658
Nice car, mister.

490
00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:46,792
Thanks.

491
00:20:46,894 --> 00:20:48,928
- Can we sit in it?
- How old are you?

492
00:20:49,030 --> 00:20:50,607
Nine. I'll tell you what, c

493
00:20:50,631 --> 00:20:52,096
you guys keep an eye on the car,

494
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,466
there's 20 bucks in it for you.

495
00:20:53,568 --> 00:20:54,566
(CHUCKLES)

496
00:20:54,590 --> 00:20:55,701
Cute kids.

497
00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:57,937
Anything happens to Rick's
Porsche or those kids,

498
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,472
- it's on you.
- They'll behave.

499
00:20:59,574 --> 00:21:00,840
How do you know that?

500
00:21:00,942 --> 00:21:02,541
Did you hear what the older one
said when he walked up?

501
00:21:02,643 --> 00:21:03,642
"Nice car"?

502
00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:05,544
"Mister." Means there's somebody at home

503
00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:06,946
teaching him manners, right?

504
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:09,281
They're not gonna mess
with the car, trust me.

505
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,917
Two hours with a baby and suddenly
he's an expert on child-rearing.

506
00:21:12,019 --> 00:21:13,919
You said it yourself,
I would make a good father.

507
00:21:14,873 --> 00:21:16,155
Or were you messing with me?

508
00:21:16,257 --> 00:21:18,224
Got the job done, didn't it?

509
00:21:18,326 --> 00:21:20,326
Whatever. Unlike you,

510
00:21:20,428 --> 00:21:22,628
I have excellent parental instincts.

511
00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:24,930
I think Roberto the
mouse would disagree.

512
00:21:25,032 --> 00:21:26,465
- What'd you say?
- Nothing.

513
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,567
(CAR HORN HONKING)

514
00:21:31,072 --> 00:21:33,205
What are they doing?

515
00:21:33,307 --> 00:21:35,608
And on this week's episode
of Father Knows Worst,

516
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:38,811
two youngsters destroy
a pricey German sports car.

517
00:21:38,913 --> 00:21:41,714
Eh, come on, kids, knock it off!

518
00:21:41,816 --> 00:21:44,517
(DOOR CREAKS)

519
00:21:46,905 --> 00:21:48,154
Jimmy Bowman?

520
00:21:48,256 --> 00:21:49,455
("STOP THE ROCK" BY APOLLO 440 PLAYING)

521
00:21:49,557 --> 00:21:52,291
♪ Stop the rock, can't stop the rock ♪

522
00:21:52,393 --> 00:21:54,860
♪ You can't stop the rock ♪

523
00:21:56,631 --> 00:21:58,764
♪ Stop the rock ♪

524
00:21:58,866 --> 00:21:59,832
(GRUNTS)

525
00:21:59,934 --> 00:22:01,867
♪ Stop the rock ♪

526
00:22:01,969 --> 00:22:03,169
(GRUNTS)

527
00:22:03,271 --> 00:22:04,937
♪ Stop the rock, can't stop the rock ♪

528
00:22:05,039 --> 00:22:06,739
♪ You can't stop the rock ♪

529
00:22:06,841 --> 00:22:09,208
♪ Can't stop the rock ♪

530
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,744
♪ You can't stop the rock,
can't stop the rock ♪

531
00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:15,080
♪ You can't stop the rock, can't
stop the rock ♪

532
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,716
♪ You can't stop the rock,
can't stop the rock ♪

533
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:19,885
♪ You can't stop ♪

534
00:22:24,692 --> 00:22:26,692
(GRUNTING)

535
00:22:28,362 --> 00:22:30,429
(CAR HORNS HONKING, TIRES SCREECHING)

536
00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:32,932
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

537
00:22:33,034 --> 00:22:37,503
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba,
ba-ba-ba, ba, ba... ♪

538
00:22:37,605 --> 00:22:38,671
Hey, watch it!

539
00:22:40,208 --> 00:22:42,308
Get out of here. Sorry.

540
00:22:43,177 --> 00:22:45,911
♪ Shape the rock like Henry Moore ♪

541
00:22:46,013 --> 00:22:48,047
♪ Aphrodite at the water hole ♪

542
00:22:48,149 --> 00:22:49,081
Hey, watch it!

543
00:22:49,183 --> 00:22:50,416
♪ Shape the rock... ♪

544
00:22:50,518 --> 00:22:52,351
Yo, it's me... I got trouble!

545
00:22:52,453 --> 00:22:53,552
Coming your way!

546
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:55,955
♪ The water hole, come on ♪

547
00:22:56,057 --> 00:22:58,023
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

548
00:22:58,125 --> 00:22:59,058
♪ You can't stop ♪

549
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,726
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

550
00:23:00,828 --> 00:23:02,361
♪ You can't stop ♪

551
00:23:02,463 --> 00:23:04,363
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba ♪

552
00:23:04,465 --> 00:23:06,599
♪ You can't stop ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba-ba-ba... ♪

553
00:23:06,701 --> 00:23:09,835
♪ Can't stop the rock,
you can't stop the rock ♪

554
00:23:09,937 --> 00:23:11,270
♪ Can't stop the rock ♪

555
00:23:11,372 --> 00:23:13,439
♪ You can't stop the rock, can't stop

556
00:23:13,541 --> 00:23:15,774
♪ The rock, you can't stop the rock ♪

557
00:23:15,877 --> 00:23:19,578
♪ Can't stop the rock,
you can't stop the rock ♪

558
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,180
♪ Can't stop the rock, you can't stop. ♪

559
00:23:21,282 --> 00:23:22,815
You're trespassing.

560
00:23:22,917 --> 00:23:24,717
(BOTH PANTING)

561
00:23:24,819 --> 00:23:27,186
We don't want... we
don't want any trouble.

562
00:23:27,288 --> 00:23:30,256
Some neighborhood watch group
you've got here.

563
00:23:30,358 --> 00:23:32,525
We're Jimmy's cousins.
Why you chasing him?

564
00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,426
Private...

565
00:23:34,529 --> 00:23:35,861
investigators.

566
00:23:35,963 --> 00:23:37,530
We're looking into a burglary

567
00:23:37,632 --> 00:23:39,365
that happened at the restaurant
that Jimmy worked at.

568
00:23:39,467 --> 00:23:40,432
He don't know nothing about it.

569
00:23:40,535 --> 00:23:41,567
You don't work for Big Tuna?

570
00:23:42,271 --> 00:23:44,803
No, we absolutely do not.

571
00:23:44,906 --> 00:23:46,705
- Who's Big Tuna?
- Don't say anything.

572
00:23:46,807 --> 00:23:49,141
Big Tuna said he'd cut me in
on the score if I told him

573
00:23:49,243 --> 00:23:50,609
when Angelino's got a truffle order.

574
00:23:50,711 --> 00:23:52,311
- What'd I just say?
- Well, Big T screwed me.

575
00:23:52,413 --> 00:23:54,647
- Why should I protect him?
- 'Cause I said so.

576
00:23:54,675 --> 00:23:56,354
Just let him talk, please.

577
00:23:56,417 --> 00:23:57,716
I'd be shutting up, too, if I was you.

578
00:23:57,818 --> 00:23:59,718
Please, gentlemen.

579
00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:01,854
We are what you'd like to call, uh,

580
00:24:01,956 --> 00:24:03,455
good Samaritans with a very...

581
00:24:03,917 --> 00:24:05,925
poor long-term memory.

582
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:07,126
And, uh...

583
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,394
also...

584
00:24:08,496 --> 00:24:11,797
helping us could be
very, well, lucrative.

585
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,771
And I can guarantee discretion.

586
00:24:14,812 --> 00:24:16,792
Discretion means we'll
keep our mouths shut.

587
00:24:16,817 --> 00:24:17,970
I know what it means, jackass.

588
00:24:18,072 --> 00:24:19,872
Look, you were saying, uh,

589
00:24:19,974 --> 00:24:21,240
your associate

590
00:24:21,342 --> 00:24:23,509
Big Tuna said he would
cut you in on the proceeds

591
00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,344
of these stolen truffles, yes?

592
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:27,446
Yeah, but then he reneged.

593
00:24:27,548 --> 00:24:29,348
Said he'd send over some leg breakers

594
00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:30,716
if I kept asking for my cut.

595
00:24:31,216 --> 00:24:33,218
You thought we were the leg breakers?

596
00:24:33,321 --> 00:24:35,220
I guess your family
wasn't gonna step in?

597
00:24:35,323 --> 00:24:36,855
Kid's got to learn by his mistakes.

598
00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:38,490
His father would've wanted that.

599
00:24:38,593 --> 00:24:39,825
Sound advice.

600
00:24:39,927 --> 00:24:41,994
Now, gentlemen, we'd very much

601
00:24:42,096 --> 00:24:43,729
like to leave, if you don't mind.

602
00:24:44,605 --> 00:24:46,665
If you could point us
in the direction of this

603
00:24:46,690 --> 00:24:48,690
Big Tuna chap,
we'd be very much appreciative.

604
00:24:48,869 --> 00:24:50,235
As long as you keep
Jimmy's name out of it.

605
00:24:50,338 --> 00:24:51,403
MAGNUM: Hey.

606
00:24:51,505 --> 00:24:53,372
Absolutely. You have our word.

607
00:24:53,474 --> 00:24:55,174
I'll take your driver's license instead.

608
00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:56,552
Why?

609
00:24:56,577 --> 00:24:57,943
'Cause I'm gonna write down
your addresses.

610
00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,171
And if the cops come for my cousin here,

611
00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:02,440
you two are gonna be dead.

612
00:25:03,117 --> 00:25:05,451
What happened to letting
Jimmy learn from his mistakes?

613
00:25:05,553 --> 00:25:06,919
That wouldn't be Jimmy's mistake.

614
00:25:07,021 --> 00:25:08,220
It would be yours.

615
00:25:21,290 --> 00:25:22,624
I'm here.

616
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:24,158
This better be a real emergency.

617
00:25:24,260 --> 00:25:25,666
The last time you texted me

618
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:27,288
"Get down here, Defcon 2,"

619
00:25:27,313 --> 00:25:30,081
you needed somebody to film you
doing the handstand challenge.

620
00:25:30,176 --> 00:25:32,610
Well, this is a legit emergency, my man.

621
00:25:32,712 --> 00:25:33,677
Why, what's going on?

622
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,746
The liquor commission is
on its way down.

623
00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,114
Yeah, so?

624
00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:39,773
So I'm thinking a baby behind the bar

625
00:25:39,952 --> 00:25:41,852
is a little bit of a code violation.

626
00:25:41,954 --> 00:25:43,287
Oh, whose baby is that?

627
00:25:43,389 --> 00:25:44,642
Nobody knows.

628
00:25:44,727 --> 00:25:47,191
Some lady dropped him off
at Robin's Nest,

629
00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,893
hit the doorbell and ran.

630
00:25:48,995 --> 00:25:51,195
What are the chances it's Magnum's?

631
00:25:51,297 --> 00:25:52,897
I'd say three to one.

632
00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:55,366
Anyway, Higgins and Thomas
are off on a case

633
00:25:55,468 --> 00:25:58,242
and Kumu is busy, so
I've been babysitting this guy,

634
00:25:58,353 --> 00:26:00,137
but now I need you to tag in.

635
00:26:00,663 --> 00:26:02,239
Yeah, all right.

636
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:04,608
All right, all right, buddy, come on.

637
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:06,243
Hiapo, meet TC.

638
00:26:06,345 --> 00:26:07,484
TC,

639
00:26:07,581 --> 00:26:09,213
meet Hiapo.

640
00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:11,382
Yeah, give me a fist bump,
give me a fist bump.

641
00:26:11,484 --> 00:26:13,083
Give me a fist bump... boom!

642
00:26:13,186 --> 00:26:14,952
(LAUGHS)

643
00:26:15,054 --> 00:26:16,754
(SNIFFS)

644
00:26:16,856 --> 00:26:18,189
(HIAPO COOING)

645
00:26:19,859 --> 00:26:21,525
You take that baby to CPS yet?

646
00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:23,994
Gordie, what happened to picking
up the phone and saying aloha?

647
00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:25,267
So you didn't?

648
00:26:25,311 --> 00:26:26,643
That's not why we called.

649
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,874
All right, I'm hanging up now.

650
00:26:27,899 --> 00:26:28,899
- No, no, no, wait, wait.
- Wait, wait.

651
00:26:29,001 --> 00:26:31,001
No more favors until you get
that baby into the system.

652
00:26:31,026 --> 00:26:32,860
Gordon, we have a very good lead

653
00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:34,718
as to who the baby's mother is.

654
00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,460
We feel like it is
in the baby's best interest

655
00:26:37,992 --> 00:26:39,777
to find her

656
00:26:39,802 --> 00:26:42,236
before we add any more trauma
to her life.

657
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:43,493
She abandoned her child.

658
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:44,684
You can't force her to take him back.

659
00:26:44,709 --> 00:26:47,210
No, but we can hear
her side of the story.

660
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:48,973
And figure out if foster care is

661
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,764
what she thinks is
truly best for her son.

662
00:26:50,889 --> 00:26:52,489
Ah, come on, you're a father, Gordie.

663
00:26:52,664 --> 00:26:54,431
You should, you should understand this.

664
00:26:59,585 --> 00:27:01,619
All right. What'd you call me for?

665
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:04,068
You ever hear of a guy named Big Tuna?

666
00:27:04,170 --> 00:27:05,202
Why do you ask?

667
00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:07,027
He's a person of interest in our case.

668
00:27:07,145 --> 00:27:08,711
We stopped by his house earlier today,

669
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:10,007
no one was there.

670
00:27:10,109 --> 00:27:11,842
You have any idea
where we might find him?

671
00:27:11,944 --> 00:27:13,344
Yeah.

672
00:27:13,369 --> 00:27:15,202
I know exactly where you can find him.

673
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:18,983
That's a lot of holes.

674
00:27:19,008 --> 00:27:21,708
Six .38-caliber GSWs to be exact.

675
00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:23,366
Five to the chest region.

676
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:24,723
And one to the forehead

677
00:27:24,748 --> 00:27:27,082
penetrating the frontal
and parietal lobes.

678
00:27:27,107 --> 00:27:28,173
Coup de grâce.

679
00:27:28,661 --> 00:27:30,828
Somebody didn't want
Big Tuna getting up.

680
00:27:30,930 --> 00:27:33,564
HIGGINS: Thank you, Noelani.

681
00:27:36,502 --> 00:27:37,902
You know, for a guy named Big Tuna,

682
00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:39,303
he wasn't very large.

683
00:27:39,405 --> 00:27:41,772
He did have a peculiar diet,
I can tell you that much.

684
00:27:41,874 --> 00:27:43,073
How so?

685
00:27:43,175 --> 00:27:45,075
I found something odd in
the contents of his stomach.

686
00:27:45,177 --> 00:27:46,744
A fungus known as

687
00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:48,602
Choiromyces maeandriformis.

688
00:27:48,741 --> 00:27:51,275
Maybe he sampled some of what he stole.

689
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:54,034
$10,000 a pound,
I'd probably do the same thing.

690
00:27:54,253 --> 00:27:55,719
What are you talking about?

691
00:27:55,744 --> 00:27:57,411
We believe the deceased
might have stolen

692
00:27:57,436 --> 00:28:00,170
a very expensive delivery
of white winter truffles.

693
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:02,092
Oh, well, this wasn't that.

694
00:28:02,117 --> 00:28:04,005
In fact, from a culinary point of view

695
00:28:04,030 --> 00:28:06,864
this fungus is known as a fake truffle.

696
00:28:16,355 --> 00:28:18,121
One burglary, one murder.

697
00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,010
All for nothing.

698
00:28:20,058 --> 00:28:21,424
Well, perhaps the killer didn't know

699
00:28:21,449 --> 00:28:23,115
that the truffles were worthless.

700
00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:24,380
What about Ms. Memminger?

701
00:28:24,450 --> 00:28:26,684
The woman who sold them to Angelo?

702
00:28:26,709 --> 00:28:28,141
Yeah, maybe she had reason
to believe somebody

703
00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,397
would find out they were fake.

704
00:28:29,422 --> 00:28:31,355
(PHONE RINGING)

705
00:28:32,358 --> 00:28:33,757
TC, how's the baby?

706
00:28:33,859 --> 00:28:36,393
Yo, this boy is having a full-on
meltdown... what should I do?

707
00:28:36,495 --> 00:28:38,028
Well, he probably needs to be

708
00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,064
fed, burped or changed.

709
00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:42,466
Yeah, no kidding.
I already did all that.

710
00:28:42,568 --> 00:28:45,235
And he's still screaming like a banshee.

711
00:28:45,338 --> 00:28:46,837
Look, man, I got clients coming

712
00:28:46,939 --> 00:28:47,905
that want to talk
about a wedding package.

713
00:28:47,930 --> 00:28:49,004
I need help here.

714
00:28:49,471 --> 00:28:51,108
Uh...

715
00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:53,777
Uh, TC, put us on video.

716
00:28:53,802 --> 00:28:55,369
And turn the camera on him, all right?

717
00:28:55,394 --> 00:28:56,660
Okay, hold on.

718
00:28:58,674 --> 00:29:00,184
All right.

719
00:29:00,286 --> 00:29:02,987
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

720
00:29:03,012 --> 00:29:05,045
All right, all right,
all right, all right.

721
00:29:06,258 --> 00:29:08,058
Hello, pumpkin.

722
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:09,727
Oh!

723
00:29:09,829 --> 00:29:11,929
Someone's having a bit of a moment,

724
00:29:12,031 --> 00:29:13,764
aren't they? Ooh.

725
00:29:13,866 --> 00:29:16,056
It's okay. Poor thing.

726
00:29:16,081 --> 00:29:17,047
Uh...

727
00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:19,236
♪ The Grand Old Duke of York ♪

728
00:29:19,338 --> 00:29:21,105
♪ He had 10,000 men ♪

729
00:29:21,130 --> 00:29:22,829
♪ He walked them up
to the top of the hill ♪

730
00:29:23,009 --> 00:29:24,608
♪ And he walked them down again ♪

731
00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:26,243
♪ And when they were up ♪

732
00:29:26,345 --> 00:29:28,212
♪ They were up,
and when they were down ♪

733
00:29:28,314 --> 00:29:30,280
♪ They were down,
and when they were only ♪

734
00:29:30,383 --> 00:29:33,584
♪ Halfway up,
they were neither up nor down. ♪

735
00:29:33,609 --> 00:29:35,075
Oh, come on.

736
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,700
My voice isn't that bad.

737
00:29:36,725 --> 00:29:38,458
(GASPS) Come on.

738
00:29:38,791 --> 00:29:40,290
Okay, uh, uh...

739
00:29:40,393 --> 00:29:42,092
Where's the baby? There he is!

740
00:29:42,194 --> 00:29:43,560
Oh, where's the baby? There he is.

741
00:29:43,663 --> 00:29:44,828
Oh!

742
00:29:44,853 --> 00:29:46,253
Where's the baby?

743
00:29:46,432 --> 00:29:47,464
There he is!

744
00:29:47,566 --> 00:29:49,099
There he is, okay.

745
00:29:49,201 --> 00:29:50,701
You did it, Higgy baby.

746
00:29:50,803 --> 00:29:51,835
(LAUGHS): Oh!

747
00:29:51,937 --> 00:29:53,203
Okay, well, I'd, uh,

748
00:29:53,305 --> 00:29:54,972
I'd just try and put him down now, yeah?

749
00:29:54,997 --> 00:29:56,563
Roger that.

750
00:30:00,713 --> 00:30:01,779
What?

751
00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:03,666
Nothing.

752
00:30:13,492 --> 00:30:15,926
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

753
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,466
Luana?

754
00:30:22,708 --> 00:30:24,041
Yes?

755
00:30:25,071 --> 00:30:26,488
My name is Teuila.

756
00:30:26,528 --> 00:30:27,794
Can we talk for a few minutes?

757
00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:29,952
About?

758
00:30:39,185 --> 00:30:42,319
I came over from Maui
about a year ago to work.

759
00:30:43,154 --> 00:30:45,406
Wanted to save up for school.

760
00:30:48,066 --> 00:30:50,467
Anyway, I started seeing this guy.

761
00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:53,622
It was s-sort of casual.

762
00:30:54,927 --> 00:30:57,360
When I told him, he said
there was no way it was his.

763
00:30:58,717 --> 00:31:01,251
Said I was trying
to trap him or something.

764
00:31:03,743 --> 00:31:06,343
Why did you leave
your baby at Robin's Nest?

765
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,680
I live a few miles from there.

766
00:31:10,264 --> 00:31:12,082
I'd always see the gates.

767
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:14,852
Thought the people who lived
there must have money

768
00:31:14,877 --> 00:31:17,244
and could give Hiapo
a better life than I ever could.

769
00:31:18,424 --> 00:31:20,157
I saw them a couple times.

770
00:31:20,259 --> 00:31:22,459
Coming or going in that red Ferrari.

771
00:31:23,486 --> 00:31:24,795
Thomas and Juliet.

772
00:31:28,807 --> 00:31:30,807
They looked like a nice couple.

773
00:31:31,704 --> 00:31:34,104
Like two people who really cared
about each other.

774
00:31:34,129 --> 00:31:35,162
(CHUCKLES)

775
00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:36,484
What?

776
00:31:36,509 --> 00:31:38,075
They're not a couple.

777
00:31:38,177 --> 00:31:39,576
Although I do think

778
00:31:39,678 --> 00:31:42,179
they care deeply for each other,

779
00:31:42,281 --> 00:31:43,614
when they're not bickering.

780
00:31:43,716 --> 00:31:46,049
If they're not together,
what are they, then?

781
00:31:46,152 --> 00:31:47,484
Business partners.

782
00:31:47,586 --> 00:31:50,287
Well, he also works for her.

783
00:31:50,389 --> 00:31:52,289
Uh, it's complicated.

784
00:31:52,391 --> 00:31:54,725
Well, I thought they were a couple.

785
00:31:55,394 --> 00:31:56,794
And I was desperate.

786
00:31:56,896 --> 00:31:59,296
If I gave Hiapo to foster care,
they would just move him around.

787
00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:02,309
I didn't...
I didn't know what else to do.

788
00:32:02,334 --> 00:32:04,935
I thought this was
the best thing for him.

789
00:32:10,342 --> 00:32:12,660
You gonna call the cops on me?

790
00:32:13,285 --> 00:32:14,885
No.

791
00:32:15,147 --> 00:32:17,915
I don't think anyone needs
to know about this.

792
00:32:18,249 --> 00:32:20,784
But my friends can't keep him.

793
00:32:22,421 --> 00:32:25,214
I can't raise him on my own.

794
00:32:25,691 --> 00:32:27,858
I can barely take care of myself.

795
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,814
What about your parents?
They can't help?

796
00:32:31,182 --> 00:32:33,139
I'm too afraid to tell them.

797
00:32:34,533 --> 00:32:37,017
We don't exactly have
the best relationship.

798
00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,465
(SIGHS)

799
00:32:38,489 --> 00:32:40,354
You think they'll be disappointed.

800
00:32:41,219 --> 00:32:43,519
I know they will be.

801
00:32:45,569 --> 00:32:47,136
Luana.

802
00:32:48,481 --> 00:32:51,582
Do you want to keep your baby,
be his mother?

803
00:32:55,187 --> 00:32:57,187
(VOICE BREAKS): Of course I do.

804
00:32:57,212 --> 00:32:58,612
Then you have to grow up.

805
00:32:58,637 --> 00:32:59,836
(SCOFFS)

806
00:32:59,861 --> 00:33:02,128
You can't just embrace
adulthood in some ways

807
00:33:02,194 --> 00:33:03,560
and not in others.

808
00:33:07,310 --> 00:33:09,376
Oh, I know it's going to be painful,

809
00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,802
but you have to at least try.

810
00:33:11,904 --> 00:33:13,403
For Hiapo.

811
00:33:16,942 --> 00:33:18,575
(SIGHS)

812
00:33:26,952 --> 00:33:28,485
Can I help you?

813
00:33:28,587 --> 00:33:29,953
Helen Memminger?

814
00:33:29,978 --> 00:33:31,278
Detective Magnum, HPD.

815
00:33:31,303 --> 00:33:33,169
This is my partner Detective Higgins.

816
00:33:33,991 --> 00:33:35,559
Can I see your badge?

817
00:33:35,584 --> 00:33:37,818
You can see the inside of my squad car.

818
00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:39,142
(COCKS HAMMER)

819
00:33:39,398 --> 00:33:40,797
I don't think so.

820
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,201
Okay. All right, we're not cops.

821
00:33:44,226 --> 00:33:45,458
We're private investigators.

822
00:33:45,483 --> 00:33:46,749
Oh, in that case, you can leave.

823
00:33:47,006 --> 00:33:48,839
Let me ask you a question...
What is that, a .38?

824
00:33:48,941 --> 00:33:51,241
- We're done talking.
- HIGGINS: Listen, you recently sold

825
00:33:51,266 --> 00:33:53,433
nearly half a million dollars'
worth of white winter truffles

826
00:33:53,458 --> 00:33:54,858
to Angelo Ferragamo.

827
00:33:55,114 --> 00:33:57,881
We suspect you knew
those truffles were fake.

828
00:33:57,906 --> 00:34:00,407
Those truffles were then stolen
by a man who is now dead.

829
00:34:00,432 --> 00:34:02,398
Meanwhile, the truffles are missing,

830
00:34:02,655 --> 00:34:05,389
which leads us to believe
he was killed for them.

831
00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:06,957
I don't know what you're talking about.

832
00:34:06,982 --> 00:34:08,815
Did you kill him to keep it a secret?

833
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,206
Do I look that dumb to you?

834
00:34:10,231 --> 00:34:11,764
Then tell us who else on this island

835
00:34:11,789 --> 00:34:12,922
would be interested in those truffles.

836
00:34:13,072 --> 00:34:14,872
You want me to help you find a killer?

837
00:34:14,897 --> 00:34:17,264
You help us, we won't turn
you in for ripping people off.

838
00:34:17,703 --> 00:34:21,204
That's a ballsy statement seeing
as I'm the one holding the gun.

839
00:34:22,975 --> 00:34:24,107
Not anymore.

840
00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:26,743
- I was gonna do that.
- Well, I got tired of waiting.

841
00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:30,981
Now, tell us who else
you sell your fake truffles to.

842
00:34:31,006 --> 00:34:33,340
After COVID, no one's got
the cash to buy truffles.

843
00:34:33,365 --> 00:34:35,231
- Angelo's my only customer.
- Angelo couldn't even afford

844
00:34:35,256 --> 00:34:37,432
to fix the security cameras.

845
00:34:37,456 --> 00:34:39,089
How did he pay for truffles?

846
00:34:40,559 --> 00:34:41,858
Mrs. Memminger,

847
00:34:41,883 --> 00:34:43,160
did Mr. Ferragamo know

848
00:34:43,185 --> 00:34:44,851
the truffles he was buying were fake?

849
00:34:44,876 --> 00:34:46,242
Absolutely.

850
00:34:47,492 --> 00:34:49,392
So Angelo knew that if
anyone else found out

851
00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:51,484
the truffles were fake,
he wouldn't get the insurance money.

852
00:34:51,509 --> 00:34:54,076
So he killed Big Tuna
to keep it a secret.

853
00:34:55,300 --> 00:34:57,300
And now I'm gonna have to kill you.

854
00:35:07,542 --> 00:35:08,749
So, those are the truffles?

855
00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:09,916
Shut up and walk.

856
00:35:09,917 --> 00:35:11,538
Guess you found them
at Big Tuna's place,

857
00:35:11,563 --> 00:35:13,163
and now you're bringing
them here to hide.

858
00:35:13,188 --> 00:35:14,955
You do realize that if you kill us,

859
00:35:14,980 --> 00:35:17,580
the insurance company are going
to have even more questions.

860
00:35:17,664 --> 00:35:19,731
Questions they'll never get answers to.

861
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,553
- (GUNSHOT)
- (GRUNTS)

862
00:35:27,655 --> 00:35:30,656
HIGGINS: Uh, Magnum.

863
00:35:30,758 --> 00:35:31,957
(GUNSHOT)

864
00:35:32,059 --> 00:35:33,625
Drop the truffles.

865
00:35:33,727 --> 00:35:35,661
(ANGELO GROANING)

866
00:35:35,763 --> 00:35:37,529
You know how ridiculous that sounds?

867
00:35:37,631 --> 00:35:39,498
Evidence is evidence.

868
00:35:41,936 --> 00:35:44,303
(GASPING)

869
00:35:44,328 --> 00:35:46,361
(SIREN BLARES)

870
00:35:49,343 --> 00:35:51,310
(SIREN WHOOPING)

871
00:35:51,335 --> 00:35:53,535
Angelo told us everything.

872
00:35:53,973 --> 00:35:55,280
Why would he do that?

873
00:35:55,382 --> 00:35:58,350
Well, we may have taken our time
calling the ambulance.

874
00:35:59,354 --> 00:36:01,787
Maybe you should just tell me
the details of the crime.

875
00:36:01,889 --> 00:36:04,163
When Big Tuna stole the truffles
from Angelo

876
00:36:04,236 --> 00:36:06,658
and realized they were fake,
he blackmailed Angelo.

877
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,926
For what?

878
00:36:07,951 --> 00:36:09,918
Half the insurance claim,
or he'd reveal the scam.

879
00:36:10,097 --> 00:36:12,130
So Angelo killed him.

880
00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:14,266
So these are worthless?

881
00:36:14,368 --> 00:36:16,168
Yeah. Which means
the insurance company's

882
00:36:16,270 --> 00:36:18,670
no longer obliged to give us
ten percent of the claim.

883
00:36:18,772 --> 00:36:21,273
We'll be lucky to get our
day rate plus expenses.

884
00:36:21,375 --> 00:36:23,008
Maybe we could hide
some diapers in the bill.

885
00:36:23,110 --> 00:36:24,843
Well, you did the public a service

886
00:36:24,945 --> 00:36:26,845
by getting a killer off the street.

887
00:36:26,947 --> 00:36:28,480
That should be payment enough.

888
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:31,717
Yeah, but the cash
would have been a nice bonus.

889
00:36:32,753 --> 00:36:34,152
You're welcome.

890
00:36:41,007 --> 00:36:42,294
So, how was babysitting?

891
00:36:42,396 --> 00:36:44,363
You take that little
fella down to the beach,

892
00:36:44,465 --> 00:36:45,664
pick up some babes?

893
00:36:45,766 --> 00:36:47,199
Hmm, that's something you would do.

894
00:36:47,301 --> 00:36:48,700
I do not need a baby

895
00:36:48,802 --> 00:36:50,068
to help me meet women.

896
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:52,304
- My game is just fine.
- Okay.

897
00:36:52,820 --> 00:36:54,439
There he is.

898
00:36:54,541 --> 00:36:55,841
Hey, little guy.

899
00:36:55,943 --> 00:36:57,643
Missed you.

900
00:36:57,745 --> 00:36:59,978
No apparent wear and tear. Well done.

901
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,380
(CHUCKLES)

902
00:37:01,482 --> 00:37:03,382
You know what? I got some
Okinawan sweet potatoes

903
00:37:03,484 --> 00:37:05,617
in the back... I'll puree
'em, send 'em out.

904
00:37:05,642 --> 00:37:06,908
Thanks, brother.

905
00:37:07,047 --> 00:37:08,380
I got to tap out.

906
00:37:08,522 --> 00:37:10,355
See you later, little guy.

907
00:37:10,457 --> 00:37:12,291
Thanks, TC.

908
00:37:12,393 --> 00:37:14,660
TC: All right.

909
00:37:14,762 --> 00:37:15,694
(GASPS)

910
00:37:15,796 --> 00:37:17,929
What a cutie.

911
00:37:18,032 --> 00:37:19,564
Congratulations.

912
00:37:19,667 --> 00:37:21,199
- Oh, no, he's not...
- Ah, thank you.

913
00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:23,101
He is quite adorable, I know.

914
00:37:23,203 --> 00:37:24,269
(WHISPERS): Bye.

915
00:37:24,371 --> 00:37:25,837
Okay, say goodbye.

916
00:37:25,939 --> 00:37:27,939
Bye. (LAUGHS)

917
00:37:28,042 --> 00:37:29,508
Say goodbye. (LAUGHS)

918
00:37:29,610 --> 00:37:30,876
You've really enjoyed

919
00:37:30,978 --> 00:37:32,711
spending this time with
Hiapo, haven't you?

920
00:37:32,813 --> 00:37:34,212
It's been fun.

921
00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:36,014
Ever thought about having one of these?

922
00:37:36,116 --> 00:37:38,083
No, not really.

923
00:37:38,185 --> 00:37:40,352
Well, I mean...

924
00:37:40,788 --> 00:37:43,255
yeah, Richard and I would
talk about it, but...

925
00:37:43,666 --> 00:37:46,124
we wanted to be married
for a few years first.

926
00:37:47,837 --> 00:37:49,380
I know Ethan wants a couple.

927
00:37:51,699 --> 00:37:53,426
How about you?

928
00:37:54,568 --> 00:37:56,835
Yeah, I thought about it quite a bit

929
00:37:56,937 --> 00:37:58,603
when I was, uh...

930
00:37:59,133 --> 00:38:01,133
being held captive.

931
00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:05,043
Coming home, having a couple mini-me's.

932
00:38:06,124 --> 00:38:07,323
I think it helped

933
00:38:07,348 --> 00:38:09,181
to have something
to look forward to, you know?

934
00:38:09,283 --> 00:38:11,650
- Mm.
- Something to keep me going.

935
00:38:12,111 --> 00:38:15,194
Well, for what it's worth,
I think you'd be really good at it.

936
00:38:15,218 --> 00:38:16,455
(CHUCKLES)

937
00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:18,990
I don't think you'd be so bad yourself.

938
00:38:19,993 --> 00:38:21,960
Appreciate that, but...

939
00:38:22,455 --> 00:38:24,262
well, I don't know
that I'm built for it.

940
00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:26,231
Not everyone should be
a parent, you know.

941
00:38:26,333 --> 00:38:28,300
Come on, you would love it.

942
00:38:28,402 --> 00:38:30,535
Yes, she would. Huh?

943
00:38:31,538 --> 00:38:32,771
It's just...

944
00:38:33,424 --> 00:38:36,475
the world is a very
strange place right now.

945
00:38:36,654 --> 00:38:38,387
I just think we need to fix it

946
00:38:38,412 --> 00:38:40,445
before we bring any more
life into it, you know?

947
00:38:40,547 --> 00:38:42,314
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

948
00:38:42,339 --> 00:38:44,873
Can't leave it for the next
generation to clear up.

949
00:38:45,561 --> 00:38:47,085
Fair enough.

950
00:38:47,187 --> 00:38:49,221
♪ ♪

951
00:39:00,968 --> 00:39:02,701
MAGNUM: Luana just
pulled through the gate.

952
00:39:02,803 --> 00:39:04,870
HIGGINS: I'll be up in a minute.

953
00:39:06,686 --> 00:39:08,519
You got him.

954
00:39:09,576 --> 00:39:11,209
Catch and release this time.

955
00:39:11,311 --> 00:39:12,644
So, where's he gonna go?

956
00:39:13,647 --> 00:39:15,347
Well, this one...

957
00:39:15,449 --> 00:39:17,382
isn't going anywhere.

958
00:39:18,928 --> 00:39:20,719
Roberto the second,

959
00:39:20,744 --> 00:39:22,844
meet your new owner...

960
00:39:23,023 --> 00:39:24,356
Thomas Magnum.

961
00:39:24,458 --> 00:39:25,657
(CHUCKLING)

962
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,059
I believe he's a tan.

963
00:39:28,162 --> 00:39:29,728
Well, he's certainly cute.

964
00:39:29,830 --> 00:39:31,163
(LAUGHS)

965
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,100
- Hello.
- (COOING)

966
00:39:35,202 --> 00:39:36,668
Oh.

967
00:39:36,770 --> 00:39:38,003
Thank you.

968
00:39:38,105 --> 00:39:40,305
Just, uh, one more thing.

969
00:39:40,407 --> 00:39:42,140
He stays in the guesthouse.

970
00:39:42,785 --> 00:39:43,875
You sure?

971
00:39:43,977 --> 00:39:45,744
I mean, we could share him,
raise him together.

972
00:39:45,846 --> 00:39:47,345
I'll give him to you
on the weekends, you know.

973
00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:49,014
No, no, no. I think we've done

974
00:39:49,116 --> 00:39:51,683
quite enough co-parenting, thank you.

975
00:39:53,187 --> 00:39:55,086
(SOFT CHITTERING)

976
00:39:55,189 --> 00:39:56,388
Okay, we better go up.

977
00:39:56,490 --> 00:39:58,323
This one's mother is waiting for him.

978
00:39:58,425 --> 00:40:00,392
- (CHUCKLES)
- He kind of looks like you.

979
00:40:00,494 --> 00:40:02,346
Yeah, we both like wine.

980
00:40:05,833 --> 00:40:07,699
Wow, somebody was hungry.

981
00:40:07,801 --> 00:40:09,100
MAGNUM: I found it.

982
00:40:09,203 --> 00:40:11,002
Hiapo's gonna love this.

983
00:40:11,104 --> 00:40:13,638
(LAUGHS) Look at that,
buddy... a rubber chicken!

984
00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:15,006
(CRYING)

985
00:40:15,031 --> 00:40:16,077
Oh.

986
00:40:16,203 --> 00:40:18,376
Come on,
who doesn't love a rubber chicken?

987
00:40:19,246 --> 00:40:21,413
It's okay. Shh, shh, shh.

988
00:40:21,515 --> 00:40:23,014
- Shh, shh, shh, shh.
- Here.

989
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:24,382
Let me try.

990
00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:26,785
(CRYING CONTINUES)

991
00:40:26,887 --> 00:40:29,087
Ooh, shush, shush, shush.

992
00:40:29,189 --> 00:40:32,557
♪ Round and round the garden,
like a teddy bear ♪

993
00:40:32,659 --> 00:40:35,594
♪ One step, two step ♪

994
00:40:35,696 --> 00:40:36,728
♪ Tickle you under there! ♪

995
00:40:36,830 --> 00:40:38,096
(LAUGHTER)

996
00:40:38,198 --> 00:40:39,297
- Yeah.
- (STOPS CRYING)

997
00:40:39,612 --> 00:40:40,678
Wow.

998
00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:42,581
You'd be a great mom, Ms. Higgins.

999
00:40:43,003 --> 00:40:45,537
Slow down. I already have my hands full

1000
00:40:45,639 --> 00:40:47,372
looking after one baby.

1001
00:40:47,474 --> 00:40:49,474
Come on, don't talk
about Kumu like that.

1002
00:40:49,576 --> 00:40:51,910
I'm pretty sure she
was talking about you, buddy.

1003
00:40:52,012 --> 00:40:54,312
- (PHONE DINGS)
- (CHUCKLES) I figured that out.

1004
00:40:56,316 --> 00:40:59,150
All right, uh,
Kumu just texted: Your parents are here.

1005
00:40:59,253 --> 00:41:00,619
She's bringing them over now.

1006
00:41:00,721 --> 00:41:02,521
LUANA: Oh.

1007
00:41:02,623 --> 00:41:04,155
Okay. Yeah.

1008
00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:07,425
- Here you go.
- Right.

1009
00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:09,227
There she is.

1010
00:41:09,329 --> 00:41:12,531
♪ We're gonna catch our dreams ♪

1011
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,966
It's gonna be okay, kid.

1012
00:41:15,068 --> 00:41:16,768
TC's right.

1013
00:41:16,870 --> 00:41:18,837
You guys have friends here.

1014
00:41:18,939 --> 00:41:22,107
Regardless of what happens...

1015
00:41:22,209 --> 00:41:24,776
we'd like to stay in your life,
if that's possible.

1016
00:41:24,878 --> 00:41:28,680
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪

1017
00:41:28,782 --> 00:41:31,249
♪ We're going on a journey ♪

1018
00:41:31,351 --> 00:41:32,584
♪ You and me ♪

1019
00:41:32,686 --> 00:41:34,653
Yeah.

1020
00:41:34,755 --> 00:41:36,755
Yeah, we would love that.

1021
00:41:38,191 --> 00:41:40,091
♪ We're going on a journey ♪

1022
00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:41,660
♪ You and me ♪

1023
00:41:41,762 --> 00:41:46,531
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪

1024
00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:48,533
♪ We're going on a journey ♪

1025
00:41:48,635 --> 00:41:50,402
♪ You and me. ♪

