1 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:40,776 - Hold on! - We are holding on! 2 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,234 Well, hold on tighter. 3 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,536 Can you do something about this turbulence? 4 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:45,630 I'm avoiding something. 5 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,071 Can't get the hang of these new systems. 6 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,230 What is it? 7 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,118 No! It's still coming for us. 8 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:53,951 It's a teleport pulse. 9 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,550 What's that? 10 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,600 Delivery for the Doctor. 11 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:07,433 It's the Kerblam Man. 12 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,159 - It's the what? - The Kerblam Man. 13 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:11,197 You're just making sounds now. 14 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:13,670 Delivery fulfilled. 15 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:17,470 And remember, if you want it, Kerblam it. 16 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:29,111 Space postman. I've seen it all now. 17 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:30,590 Delivery bots. 18 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,912 Kerblam's the biggest retailer in this galaxy. 19 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:35,856 I don't remember ordering anything. 20 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,031 Must have been a while back. 21 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,390 What do you think? 22 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,160 Still me? 23 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,632 - Nice. - Check it out. 24 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,189 They even used bubble wrap. 25 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,476 Doctor, look at this, 26 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,119 the back of the packing slip. 27 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:55,110 "Help me." 28 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:58,376 Probably someone's just bored out of their minds, mucking about. 29 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,629 Trust me, I've been there. 30 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,736 Should have seen what we used to hide inside the trainers. 31 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,319 What if it's not? 32 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,517 What if someone really is in trouble? 33 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,671 Can't hurt to check, can it, Doc? 34 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,317 Right. Kerblam, here we come. 35 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,391 Whoa! 36 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:33,711 There's the planet Kandoka, and we're on its moon. 37 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,678 Kerblam turned it into one massive warehouse. 38 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:37,514 Look at the size of it! 39 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,557 Must be thousands of people in there. 40 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,176 How are we gonna find out who sent that message? 41 00:02:41,200 --> 00:02:43,920 Halfway across the universe and I feel like I'm back at work. 42 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:48,676 Ryan, brilliant! Come on. 43 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:51,278 - What? - We're going undercover. 44 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,800 Chop chop. 45 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,680 Good morning, workers. Welcome to another rewarding... 46 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,360 Can you check again? We just came in from Kandoka. 47 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,280 We must be on the list there somewhere. 48 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:02,592 Not expecting anyone new today. 49 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:04,256 Didn't even know there was a shuttle coming in. 50 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:06,296 Do you mind if I take a look? It might just be the spelling. 51 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,073 By the way, this is our reference. 52 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,400 Oh, you're relatives of the First Lady. 53 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,597 Oh, did she put that? We asked her not to. 54 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,956 - Didn't we, gang? - We don't like to talk about it. 55 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,872 - Oh. - Yeah, so awkward. 56 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,189 We're very private. 57 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,896 Well, there must be some, erm... 58 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,195 Oh, no. There you are. 59 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,397 Got you. 60 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:27,756 "Private shuttle landing." 61 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,559 Sorry, person error. 62 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:31,955 Me, I mean, erm... 63 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,395 Right, well, er, let's get you on this induction then, er... 64 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,039 Follow me this way. 65 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:40,192 Welcome to another rewarding shift at Kerblam, 66 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:43,159 fulfilling orders from the human colony of... 67 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:44,390 - Hi. - Good morning. 68 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,156 Sorry, what's your name? 69 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,391 Oh, Judy Maddox, Head of People. 70 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:50,597 Morning, Les. How are the family? 71 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:51,955 Good morning, Daniel. 72 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,556 My name is not Les, but I acknowledge your amusing co-worker banter. 73 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,714 Every morning. 74 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,439 So much for machine learning. 75 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,158 Have a great day, Dan. 76 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,716 - Hiya. - Good morning, new workers. 77 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:07,315 - Is it me, or are they pretty creepy? - It ain't you. 78 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,039 Oi, you two. That's robophobic. 79 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,216 Some of my best friends are robots. 80 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,879 Well, you're right at home here, then. 81 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,998 Kerblam. Fully-automated, people-powered. 82 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:22,313 The system allocates work details 83 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:26,110 based on fitness, stamina, dexterity, and mental assessments. 84 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,080 Same model as the Kerblam Man. 85 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,834 I love the Kerblam Man. 86 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,871 The TeamMates are the friendly base of the system. 87 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,998 They're here to assist and supervise the organic workers. 88 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:37,520 "Organic"? 89 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,796 Oh, sorry. Listen to me. 90 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:41,997 You get so used to the jargon. Gone native. 91 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,678 Oh. Two hearts? 92 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,240 Courtesy of the First Lady. 93 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,233 Very good healthcare policy. I don't like to talk about it. 94 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:55,392 So, Kerblam is completely automated? 95 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:59,156 Er, no, 90%, as per Kandokan guidelines. 96 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:02,159 Proud to be a certified 10% People-Powered Company. 97 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:05,039 I know some people are against quotas, but I'm all for that one. 98 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,272 Mind you, I would say that, wouldn't I? Head of People. Self-interest. 99 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,194 It's funny, I don't normally talk this much. 100 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,835 Huh. 101 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,136 Don't worry, it'll come back online in a moment. 102 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,477 Not paid your bills? 103 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:25,560 Build a warehouse on the moon, it's never going to be perfect. 104 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,520 We get the occasional power drain, 105 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,791 it's down to the self-optimization systems. 106 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,233 How's the morale among the workers? 107 00:05:35,040 --> 00:05:37,077 Oh. I'd like to think very good. 108 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,834 It... It's my job to make sure that everyone's happy, er... 109 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:41,830 Not that it's difficult. 110 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,856 I mean, we're all so grateful to have a job, right? 111 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,917 We all know how hard they are to come by. 112 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,471 No, I hope that people feel it's a privilege to work at Kerblam. 113 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:50,676 Relax as I... 114 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:52,400 ...fix your group-loop. 115 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,709 Are we under house arrest? 116 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,269 Oh, no. The group-loops monitor productivity 117 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:58,033 and report back to the system. 118 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,401 I wore one of these at my last job. 119 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,432 - Oh, really, where was that? - SportStack. 120 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:05,080 People's Republic of South Yorkshire. 121 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,959 Hmm. I don't know it, but it's nice to meet someone with experience. 122 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:09,190 You'll feel right at home. 123 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:11,796 Yeah. 124 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,553 Right. Time for the tour. 125 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:20,914 Six hundred million products, 10,000 employees, 126 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,959 the biggest human workforce in this galaxy, 127 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:25,710 welcome to Kerblam. 128 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:29,672 Welcome to another rewarding shift at Kerblam, 129 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:32,912 fulfilling orders from the human colony of Kandoka. 130 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:35,356 10,000 workers, one little message. 131 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,313 It might take a while, this. 132 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,434 The system instantly relays customers orders 133 00:06:46,520 --> 00:06:48,637 to workers in Fulfilment. 134 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,136 They scan the product... 135 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,880 ...and send it down to the packing stations. 136 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,320 Product incoming. 137 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,080 Once it's packed, 138 00:06:57,160 --> 00:07:00,073 the customer's order goes on the conveyor. 139 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,389 Rule number one, 140 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:05,360 keep all loose clothing, hair, and body parts away from the conveyor, 141 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:09,070 and never, ever, climb on to the conveyors. 142 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:15,555 Any person found on the conveyor faces immediate termination. 143 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,871 This is Final Checks, 144 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,520 where parcels are inspected, sealed, 145 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:26,116 and go down the hatch to Dispatch. 146 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,470 Through this hatch beats the heart of the Kerblam operation. 147 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:35,474 Hundreds of conveyors, pumping parcels down to our fully-automated lower level. 148 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,190 From Dispatch, our Postmen retrieve the parcels, 149 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,875 and teleport direct to the customers. 150 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:42,960 Any questions? 151 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:44,235 Can I do the packing slips? 152 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:47,919 Sorry, only purple group-loops work the packing stations. 153 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:51,991 Leisure breaks in the Home Zone. 154 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:56,191 Right, I'll leave you in the capable hands of the TeamMates. 155 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:58,440 I'll be checking in on you, make sure you're okay. 156 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,515 Got to keep an eye on the 10%, as my dad used to say. 157 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,954 Go, Organics! 158 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:07,237 He was, er, a bit odd, my dad. 159 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,616 Stand still, Graham. 160 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,296 - What are you doing? - Switching jobs with you. 161 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,390 I need purple. 162 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,896 Whoever sent that message had access to the packing stations. 163 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,149 That's where I need to be. 164 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,400 And where does that leave me? 165 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,278 Hello, co-workers. 166 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:22,080 We're so thrilled to have you with us. 167 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,720 Yasmin Khan, please come with me. 168 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:27,713 Ryan Sinclair, and the Doctor... Great name. 169 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,632 ...with my colleague to the left. 170 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:31,720 Hello, team. 171 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,996 Meet you at break time in the Home Zone? 172 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:36,037 - Yes, ma'am. - Roger Wilco. 173 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,296 Oh, did I ever tell you about a bloke I met named Roger Wilco... 174 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:41,279 Hey, hey, hold on. What about me? Where am I going? 175 00:08:41,840 --> 00:08:43,035 Graham O'Brien, 176 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,192 a very warm welcome to Premium Maintenance. 177 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:51,230 Not a word. 178 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,712 Product incoming. 179 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:59,030 You two are doing so well. 180 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,351 - Especially for a first day. - Thanks, Kira. 181 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,716 I was hoping for something a bit less really repetitive, 182 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:04,896 but quite enjoying it. 183 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,280 Product incoming. 184 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:08,915 - You're a ninja at this, Ryan. - This was my life before you. 185 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,231 Mind you, you should have seen me when I just started. 186 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,800 First month, a total nightmare. 187 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,076 Takes me a while to learn things physically. 188 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:18,597 Get there in the end, but just some stuff takes me a bit longer. 189 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:21,070 Luckily, I had mates who covered for me in the beginning. 190 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,517 I was terrible too, my first week. 191 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,592 I'm amazed this system kept me on. 192 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,118 But now, I just take a deep breath beginning of every shift 193 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,989 and tell myself, "Kira Arlo, you can do this." 194 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,595 Sometimes I almost believe myself. 195 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:43,153 What I don't understand is, 196 00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:45,800 why does Kerblam need people as a workforce? 197 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:48,918 There are automated and repetitive tasks. 198 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,832 Why not get the robots to do it? 199 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,240 Do you not watch the news? 200 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,516 - We travel a lot. - A lot. 201 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,353 Kandokan labour laws. 202 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,636 Ever since the People Power protest movements, 203 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:02,432 companies have to make sure a minimum 10% of the workforce 204 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,115 are actual people, at all levels. 205 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,270 Like the slogan says, real people need realjobs. 206 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,233 Work gives us purpose, right? 207 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:12,720 Some work, maybe. 208 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:15,040 - Product incoming. - Do you want a tip? 209 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:20,790 If I ever get bored, I imagine customers opening their parcels 210 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,633 back on Kandoka. 211 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,114 Their big smiles. 212 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,752 I only ever got a present the once, but... 213 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,472 Oh, I can never forget how it felt. 214 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,149 Like... Like a little box of happiness. 215 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,434 Just one present your whole life? 216 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:42,033 My birthday last year. 217 00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:45,272 A little box of chocolates from Judy, our Head of People. 218 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:47,553 Oh, it was so amazing. 219 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:51,752 What about your mum and dad, didn't they ever get you a present? 220 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:52,990 Never knew them. 221 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:58,710 But I can still imagine families opening these packages. 222 00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,991 We make them happy by doing what we do here. 223 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:07,155 You have a great approach to life, Kira. 224 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,195 Thank you. 225 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:13,318 That's so lovely of you. Nobody's ever said something that nice to me. 226 00:11:17,640 --> 00:11:20,109 Where are these packing slips generated from? 227 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:24,513 I don't know. They just arrive here on little instruction slips. 228 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,515 Kira, have you ever met anyone here who's worried? 229 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,236 Or needs help? 230 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480 Help with what? 231 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:37,313 I don't know. 232 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:40,313 Someone who's having a hard time, or got themselves into trouble. 233 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,639 Word of advice, the TeamMates can hear everything. 234 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,394 - If they choose. - Everything? 235 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,075 Constant random monitoring. 236 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:51,753 No such thing as privacy here. 237 00:11:53,760 --> 00:11:55,319 Are you from the union? Is that it? 238 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,717 Just trying to get a sense of the place. 239 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,713 Well, best way to get along, do as you're told, 240 00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:05,917 try not to bump into the robots. 241 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,279 If you can manage that, you might end up on a poster. 242 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,795 That's you! 243 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,915 Film star looks. 244 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,314 I got extra credit for it. 245 00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,710 Sent a poster to my little girl for her bedroom wall. 246 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:25,631 - How old is she? - Six. 247 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:28,679 - Where is she? - She's upstairs. Just had her finals. 248 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,274 No, she's back home on Kandoka. 249 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,030 She made me this. 250 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,435 Lacquered with arcadium. Outlast anything, this will. 251 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,320 Including me. 252 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,056 Actually, that's a bit depressing. 253 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,200 Hello, co-workers. 254 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,920 Please confine social interaction to leisure breaks. 255 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:50,118 How often do you see your daughter? 256 00:12:50,760 --> 00:12:53,275 Twice a year I splurge on an economy shuttle. 257 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,795 The rest of our wages I put away for her education. 258 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,835 I do this job so she doesn't end up like her dad. 259 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,837 - Her dad's all right. - Well... 260 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,110 I was a rubbish husband to her mum, but I'm making up for it. 261 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,073 It's tough being away from family. 262 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:14,714 Well, at least I'm working. Unlike half the galaxy. 263 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:17,096 Suppose we've only got ourselves to blame. 264 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:18,839 Whilst we were busy staring at our phones, 265 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,754 - technology went and nicked our jobs. - Great conversation, guys, 266 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,753 but unnecessary talking can lead to efficiency reductions. 267 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,479 Why not pick up the pace a little? 268 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,471 - Sure thing, Basil. - Thank you. 269 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,696 He was a pole dancer until his hips gave out. 270 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,953 I like you, Yaz. You laugh at myjokes. 271 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:44,673 Hmm, antique lamp, section 999-55/7. 272 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,679 No, not a good idea. 273 00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:49,360 Not on your first day. 274 00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:52,435 I'll take that. You'll get lost in the triple nines. 275 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,870 - Dan, I'm perfectly capable. - I know you are. 276 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,799 I'm just not sure the system is. 277 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,720 There's barely anything down the triple-nines anymore. 278 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,280 The last person to search for an order down there got the sack. 279 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,474 Never saw them again. 280 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,754 I'm not having that happen to you. 281 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:11,840 Not on your first day. 282 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,833 Kerblam performance status. 283 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,393 Systems currently at optimal... 284 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:37,040 Another power drain? 285 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,440 ...functionality. 286 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,752 System online. 287 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,395 All right. It's just a glitch, back to work. 288 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:47,680 Come on, Kira. 289 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:49,717 Re-engage brain, if you can find it. 290 00:14:50,920 --> 00:14:52,115 Sorry, Mr Slade. 291 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:55,830 - Hey, don't talk to her like that. - It's okay. 292 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:58,591 - No, it's not. - Who are you? 293 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,718 I'm the Doctor. I'm new. And you are? 294 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,271 Jarva Slade, Warehouse Executive. Your boss. 295 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,556 Well, you've certainly got the clipboard for it. 296 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,869 Be nicer to Kira, please. 297 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,600 How would you like a warning for insubordination? 298 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,070 I'd love one! I could add it to my collection. 299 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,280 Doctor, don't... 300 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,716 Gentle people skills advice to you, Mr Slade. 301 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,200 Respect goes both ways. 302 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,671 The best managers, the really good ones, value their staff, 303 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,480 and know instinctively if someone's in trouble, 304 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:31,112 or is asking for help. Now, how good a manager are you? 305 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,754 Know anyone who needs help? 306 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,629 Get back to work. 307 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:41,310 All of you. 308 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,397 Be careful with Slade. 309 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,120 Last week, Zaff got a warning for leaning on the conveyor, 310 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,079 - and the next day he was gone. - "Gone"? 311 00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,754 Does that happen a lot? 312 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,240 A few have gone recently. Zaff. 313 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,757 Jax from the canteen. Chinello from Maintenance. 314 00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:10,834 And it... It's weird 'cause Looper called Chinello's mum 315 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,480 and she never arrived home. 316 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,640 Blimey. 317 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,680 Scared me there, for a moment. 318 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,600 You should be in Dispatch, shouldn't you? Not down here. 319 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,633 What are you doing? Practising your lurking? 320 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,680 You hear me? 321 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,157 Is something wrong with your speech circuits? 322 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,431 Oh, hang on. I'll report it. Get you back to Dispatch... 323 00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,160 Dan? 324 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,957 Remember, any problems, please ask a TeamMate. 325 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,394 They're on your side. 326 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,200 Dan? 327 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080 Dan? 328 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,520 Dan! 329 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,436 You down there? 330 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,636 Dan! 331 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,516 Are you there? 332 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,119 Erm, I just found these. 333 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,718 They belong to Dan Cooper. Do you know where he is? 334 00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,600 Okay, never mind! 335 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,837 Safety rule 198, do not drink any of the cleaning fluids. 336 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,276 Yeah, yeah, I've got it now, guys. Thank you. 337 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,920 Your maintenance mentor is Charlie. 338 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,390 Hmm? Oh, all right, cockle? 339 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,472 Have a productive day, team. 340 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,517 Happy maintaining. 341 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,631 Graham. Nice to meet another real person. 342 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:29,272 Charlie. I've, erm... I've just done the gents, so... 343 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,874 Oh, I'lljust settle for a wave, then. 344 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:32,189 Okay. 345 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:34,552 Those guys go on a bit, don't they? 346 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,711 I mean, that briefing nearly lasted half my life, 347 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,029 and I'm 310! 348 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:42,353 I, er... I saw you arrive earlier. Wasn't expecting anyone new down here. 349 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,477 Well, it's your lucky day then, eh, Charlie-boy? 350 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,873 So, tell me, how all this really works. 351 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,953 The moment there's a mess or a spill, we get beeped. 352 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:52,096 There's strict time guidelines 353 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,376 on how quickly we're supposed to get there 354 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,280 and how long it takes for us to clear things up. 355 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:57,152 - Right. - All laid out by the system. 356 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,114 They check up on us after every task. 357 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:03,959 So, even though everything's automated, there's still an idiot boss. 358 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,997 Yeah. 359 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,231 Temporary functionality issues. 360 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,950 Team nine, please take an emergency rest break in the Home Zone now. 361 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:16,435 So, just to be clear, you found Dan's scanner, crushed? 362 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,160 I heard him yell, and now, there's no sign of him anywhere. 363 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,560 We have to find him. 364 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,120 There were delivery robots like Kerblam Man? Not the TeamMates. 365 00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,351 - No. - You two stay with me. 366 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,256 I need you to find out the history of the company. 367 00:19:27,280 --> 00:19:29,237 And try and get some plans of the complex. 368 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,549 How am I going to do that? 369 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,792 You're perfectly placed. No one questions a cleaner. 370 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,234 You've got unrestricted access. 371 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,959 Yeah, and a chronic skin irritation. 372 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,479 Graham, did you sort that spill? 373 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,117 It's all right. All taken care of. Don't worry. 374 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,874 Er, everyone, this is Charlie. 375 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:47,880 Hi, Charlie. Oh! 376 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,394 - Oh, no! - Oh! 377 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,790 - Oh, what am I like? - I've got it. It's okay. 378 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,475 - I'm so clumsy. - Oh, I don't mind. 379 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,789 Really? 380 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,150 - Really. - Just such a butterfingers. 381 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,993 I love butter. 382 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:02,355 Oh. 383 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,280 Aw! 384 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,680 - Erm... - So... 385 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,310 Bye. 386 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,160 Workplace crush? 387 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,711 Reminds me of you when you were younger. 388 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,636 When I say younger, I mean last month. 389 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,951 - Funny. - Yeah. 390 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,952 Come on. We're going to file a complaint. 391 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:29,837 Dan Cooper has vanished. Maybe you should call the police. 392 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,354 There are no police here. 393 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,760 The authorities, then. 394 00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,354 We are the authorities. 395 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,557 Kerblam is its own jurisdiction. 396 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,200 We have responsibility for all employee welfare. 397 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,896 Then you better be worthy of the jobs you're holding 398 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:43,992 because a man is missing and I don't think he's the first. 399 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,437 Not if this is any indicator. This came to me in a delivery. 400 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,240 What do you think it means? 401 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,879 Not exactly cryptic. 402 00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,360 Someone was worried about their own safety, 403 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,640 and now we're finding out other people are going missing. 404 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:06,477 Who has access to the printing system for those packing slips? 405 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,954 Nobody. 406 00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:10,997 They're auto-generated during the order process. 407 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,471 But they're placed in boxes by the workers in Fulfilment. 408 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:15,676 Your section. 409 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,598 Have you tried working down there? There's no time to add stuff to slips. 410 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,195 This was done somewhere else before it gets to Fulfilment. 411 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,398 Something is very wrong here at Kerblam. 412 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:30,633 And if you two don't do something about it, 413 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,599 I might start to suspect that you're responsible. 414 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,080 We'll look into it. 415 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,234 You have my word. 416 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,149 Mine, too. 417 00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,630 Those words better be worth something. 418 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,757 And if anything happens to us, or our new friends, 419 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,675 or anyone else here, you'll have me to answer to. 420 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,635 Too bombastic? 421 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:56,476 Felt about right. 422 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,696 - I kind of liked it. - Thanks. 423 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,916 Laters. Oh, won't be doing that again. 424 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,354 Sticking with bye. 425 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,554 Catch me up with this. We storm into Management, cause a fight, 426 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,016 whatever happened to being undercover? 427 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,656 That was before I knew people were disappearing. 428 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:16,797 I'm stepping it up a gear. Going straight to the top. 429 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,398 Oh, I bet you were the sort of kid who liked poking a stick in a wasp's nest 430 00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,153 just to see what happened. 431 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:25,550 Don't like bullies, don't like conspiracies, 432 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:28,678 don't like people being in danger, and there's a flavour of all three here. 433 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,791 Now, ever hidden in a panelled alcove? 434 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,477 - No. - You haven't lived. 435 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,359 Why are we doing this, exactly? 436 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,635 We wait until Slade leaves, 437 00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,757 and then we break back into his office, obviously. 438 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:45,069 Oh, talking of wasps, 439 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,080 did I ever tell you about me and Agatha Christie? 440 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:49,877 So, how long have you had a thing for Kira? 441 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,440 How did you know about that? 442 00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,434 That's one of my superpowers, yeah. 443 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,957 I can detect even the most subtle of social cues. 444 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,033 - Really? - No! 445 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:01,550 It's obvious! 446 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,395 Hey, I don't know, er... It's kind of... 447 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,755 It's just, uh... 448 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,391 It's just, I can't... 449 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,871 I can't concentrate when I'm near her. 450 00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:16,759 It's like I forget everything I'm supposed to be doing. 451 00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:17,956 Man, have you smelt her? 452 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:19,835 Strangely enough, I haven't. 453 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:22,431 She smells perfect. 454 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,319 - Really? - I haven't told anyone else. 455 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,993 But I've been on there for a long time. 456 00:23:29,120 --> 00:23:31,157 I can tell. Charlie, can I be honest with you? 457 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,640 I suppose. 458 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,231 See, you know your way around here, 459 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,154 but I am going to need a little bit of help. 460 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,960 See, because I get easily confused. 461 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,679 A bit like you when Kira's around. 462 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,398 And I cannot get my nut around the shape of this place 463 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:50,915 'cause it's way too big, but... 464 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,312 If I had like, a, er... Some sort of... 465 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,394 - Diagram of... - A diagram of Kerblam's layout, 466 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,276 maybe I could find things a bit easier. 467 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:06,319 See? 'Cause without it, I ain't gonna last long in the job, am I? 468 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,074 'Cause it'll take me hours to get to the next spill. 469 00:24:09,160 --> 00:24:11,356 I reckon I could get that. 470 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,909 Our reception is currently in night mode. 471 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,993 These artefact cabinets contain the entire history of Kerblam. 472 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,040 From the prototype Delivery Bot right up to today. 473 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,594 Designs, layout, everything. 474 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,239 Right, won't somebody miss 'em? 475 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,776 Ah. Just for show. 476 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,314 Like you say, we're only borrowing. 477 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:26,496 Not like anyone pays attention 478 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,736 - to this stuff. - Yeah. 479 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,911 And you've got the codes for all of these, have you? 480 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,776 The insides of these cabinets need polishing too, you know. 481 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,917 Yeah, of course they do. Right. 482 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,117 Mind if I get a friend to help me study these? 483 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,840 - What? - Thank you, cockle. Come on. 484 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,394 Nothing to see here, mate. 485 00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,256 Please activate a TeamMate... 486 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:50,160 I thought Slade'd never leave. 487 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,959 What do we think, then? 488 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,360 If this is Slade's office, 489 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:56,193 and everything in this company is automated, 490 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,116 - why does he need a clipboard? - Or a filing cabinet? 491 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,519 Khan and Sinclair, the greatest detectives in the galaxy. 492 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,080 Locked. 493 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:10,872 Oh! Paperwork, very retro. 494 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,159 Now, what sort of paperwork does Slade keep locked away? 495 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:21,716 What is it? 496 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,400 Oh, my God. 497 00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,000 You'd better have a very good excuse for breaking in here. 498 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,197 Your group-loops told me you were back here. 499 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,992 Oh, I knew that, but I forgot that. 500 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,800 That's the problem with conspiracies, there's so much to think about. 501 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:41,956 What if I said we got lost, ended up in here by accident, 502 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,350 just as that filing cabinet weirdly fell open, 503 00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,033 how would that play? 504 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:48,760 There were no shuttles from Kandoka today. 505 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,479 I checked. 506 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,836 Who are you? Industrial spies? 507 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,798 I was being honest with you earlier. 508 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,236 We got a message, someone needed help, and we came. 509 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:01,439 People are vanishing and Mr Slade is keeping a running tally. 510 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,874 Seven people so far. 511 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,510 According to these notes, it started four months ago with two workers. 512 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,479 The next month, another. This month, four. 513 00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:13,552 The disappearances are on the increase. 514 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,791 No wonder people are sending out cries for help. 515 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,076 And as Head of People for Kerblam, 516 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,470 I suggest you're guilty of some serious negligence. 517 00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:28,114 Another power drain. 518 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,352 That's not a power drain. That's a total system blackout. 519 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,314 Power's drained right down to the Foundation Levels. 520 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,959 What's down in the Foundation Levels? 521 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,200 I can help with that. 522 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,656 Charlie, what are you doing up here? 523 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,194 - Sorry, Judy. - He's with me. 524 00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:44,794 And he's with us. 525 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,554 And they are the original plans for Kerblam. 526 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,109 What are you doing with those? Those are company artefacts. 527 00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,280 - Was this down to you? - More urgent question, 528 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,835 if everything's automated and all the power's shut down, 529 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,400 why is that robot still active? 530 00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,394 Oh, good question. Back behind me, everyone. 531 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,359 Error reported. Error reported. 532 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:06,776 - Hey, Charlie, don't, mate. - No, I can... I can look at it. 533 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:07,870 Error reported. 534 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,838 Error reported. 535 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:11,354 Investigating. 536 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,440 Charlie! 537 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:14,040 Investigating. 538 00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:15,416 - Investigating. - Doctor! 539 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,496 - Do something! - Investigating. 540 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,296 I'm trying! The receptor codes are fluctuating! 541 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,232 Investigating. 542 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,836 Are you all right? Deep breaths, now. 543 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:30,920 You're safe. 544 00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,776 This has never happened before... 545 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,840 - ...with any of the robots. - You're wrong. 546 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,515 When Dan Cooper went missing, there were three of those, 547 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,069 dressed in those Postmen uniforms, walking the shelving. 548 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,310 They came after me! 549 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,656 Well, that... That's not possible. 550 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,149 The delivery bots never leave Dispatch. 551 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:46,656 We'd know. The system would tell us. 552 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,149 I would respectfully suggest that you can't trust your system. 553 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,959 Oh! 554 00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,554 And we're back online. 555 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,437 But the receptor cells on this are all blown out. 556 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,159 Whoo! 557 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:58,879 Hey, Doctor, be careful. 558 00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,674 Oh, it's as if the system's suddenly channelled all its energy 559 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,831 into this one, single TeamMate. 560 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,639 The system's attacking us? 561 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,154 It's like the system's gone rogue. 562 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,640 Of course, it's gone rogue. 563 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,552 Nobody would do any of this deliberately. 564 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,597 If I ever find out that you're lying... 565 00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,470 I have worked for years 566 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,359 to make Kerblam more of a people-powered company. 567 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,797 My career has been about bringing people like Charlie here, 568 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,440 people who need a second chance, haven't I? 569 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,311 It's true. She's the reason most of us are here. 570 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,720 She selects all the workers. 571 00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,154 We owe her a lot. 572 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,437 I've never seen these papers of Slade's before now. 573 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:45,032 Those names, Zaff, Jax, Chinello, the others, 574 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,280 they're active on the system. 575 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,518 According to the system, they're still alive and working! 576 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:53,079 There are 10,000 people here. 577 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,158 I can't keep track of them all. 578 00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:58,874 So what do we do, Doctor? 579 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,872 If I could get a copy of the original code 580 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:06,398 I could hack in, isolate the upgrades and see what it's up to. 581 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,756 So you'll need Kerblam version 1.0. 582 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,080 That'd be hundreds of years old, wouldn't it? 583 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,958 And I think we can help with that. 584 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:20,196 Kerblam deliverable version 1.0, also known as Twirly. 585 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:22,496 I don't think we should do this. If Mr Slade finds out, he'll... 586 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,080 Leave Slade to me. Let's just hurry up before the TeamMates 587 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,674 come on their patrol. 588 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,633 Here we go, Twirly. 589 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,790 Nice to meet you. 590 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:33,633 Quite cute, isn't it? 591 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,376 It's kind of retro. 592 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,880 Well, he is getting on a bit. 593 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,195 I love a bit of retro. 594 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,230 Kira Arlo. 595 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:52,235 Hi, yes. 596 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,915 Sorry, I didn't hear you there. I was in my own little world. 597 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,471 You are an exceptional worker, Kira Arlo. 598 00:29:58,560 --> 00:29:59,710 Am I? 599 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:01,154 We are thrilled to reveal 600 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,914 you've been designated Employee of the Day. 601 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,000 Oh. Wow! 602 00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:09,276 I didn't even know there was a such a thing. 603 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,672 And in recognition of your work, 604 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,831 Kerblam has a gift for you. 605 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:16,749 A gift? 606 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,080 Come with us. 607 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,352 Customers who selected these items 608 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,353 also bought ear mufflers, pencil sharpeners and cobbler bottles. 609 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,319 Say "yes" now to order these three for the price of the cheapest two. 610 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 - No. - Thank you. 611 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:34,720 I have stored your preferences. 612 00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:37,958 And remember, if you want it, Kerblam... 613 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,840 Oh, it's out of juice. 614 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,590 Needs a big recharge before I can access the code. 615 00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:45,640 Maintenance stores everything there. 616 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:47,035 That's not a good idea. 617 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,435 Doctor, I've just had a notification 618 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,433 that one of the workers from Packing has gone missing. 619 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,416 Her group-loop's disappeared right off the system. 620 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,272 Name of Kira Arlo. 621 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,830 - What? Kira, but... - We have to find her! 622 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,712 I thought you said the system didn't notify you when someone went missing. 623 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,840 Well, it didn't until now. 624 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,720 It's like it's sending us a deliberate message. 625 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,672 It knows we're on to it. 626 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,136 Where was the signal last recorded? 627 00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:13,833 Erm... 628 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,710 Dispatch. 629 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,999 That's not possible. No people are allowed down there. 630 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,311 Dispatch. Foundation Levels, right? 631 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,392 Where the power's drained down to. 632 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,560 Well, how do we get to her? 633 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,553 You can't, it's fully automated. There's not even a route down. 634 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,040 But she got down there somehow. 635 00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,720 You get what you need from that robot, Yaz, Charlie, come with me. 636 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,114 We'll find Kira. 637 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,960 Hang on, how are you going to get down there? 638 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,559 I know how these places work. 639 00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,360 Get ready to stick it to rule number one. 640 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,669 You did this in your last job? 641 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,353 Yeah, once. 642 00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:45,393 - How did it go? - Really badly. 643 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,957 Sprained ankle and a final warning. 644 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,236 Come on, we have to find Kira. 645 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,271 I should let you know I have a coordination problem. 646 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,591 Not super serious, but you know. 647 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,115 Makes life really interesting. 648 00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,635 And frustrating. And difficult. 649 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,313 Especially at moments like this. 650 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,392 You don't have to come. I can find Kira on my own. 651 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:08,473 Mate, that's not how we roll. Is it, Yaz? 652 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,116 Nope. We're all in. 653 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,159 All right. Dispatch, here we come. 654 00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:33,954 Here you are, Kira. 655 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,076 Thanks. 656 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,516 Sorry, what's this? 657 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,158 Make yourself at home. 658 00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,594 Are you sure about this? 659 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,114 We'll be safe, won't we? 660 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,669 Definitely! I mean, the parcels are safe. 661 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,035 We're just parcels now. 662 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,513 But the parcels get wrapped in bubble wrap to protect them! 663 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,717 - From what? - Oh, my days... 664 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,439 From that! 665 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,031 Did you ever like roller-coasters? 666 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,280 - We're gonna die! - We're going too fast! 667 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,837 I did it! That was amazing! 668 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,590 We're amazing! 669 00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:34,478 Charlie, you're the man. 670 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,234 Oh! 671 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,029 - Charlie! - Charlie! 672 00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:42,873 We're coming. 673 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,516 I can't jump down there. 674 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,356 Of course, you can. 675 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,315 We both can. Right? 676 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,993 On one, two, 677 00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,353 three... 678 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,276 We did it. 679 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:05,670 We're not dead. We're totally not dead. 680 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,359 Right, Twirly, all charged up. 681 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,511 ...blam it! You may also like to know 682 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,319 we have a one-hour offer on cushions. 683 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,960 Cushions liven up the grimmest workplace, like this one. 684 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:25,398 Twirly, hi. I'm the Doctor and this is Graham, and this isJudy. 685 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,312 Can you pause all sales protocols for a bit? 686 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,312 - Even the upselling? - Even the upselling. 687 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,480 You just had a nap of about 200 years. So your offers are out of date, anyway. 688 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,716 Without upselling, my only purpose is delivery. 689 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,296 We don't need you to do that either, mate. 690 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,880 The future is very confusing for my protocols. 691 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,395 I serve Kerblam and Kerblam serves the people. 692 00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,312 Which is why we need your help. 693 00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,360 There are my Kerblam credentials, my own executive-read code. 694 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:52,959 We need you to carry out a task which may fundamentally save Kerblam. 695 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,235 I'm only a delivery bot! 696 00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,120 See, now you've made it nervous. 697 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:58,351 Don't panic, Twirly. You can do this. 698 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,671 It's possible that Kerblam has been compromised. 699 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,709 I'm gonna patch you into the system. 700 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,477 I need you to look far and wide past new upgrades, 701 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,280 and firewalls and security patches into the base code 702 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:11,714 that only you can recognise. 703 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:15,714 And then you can tell us what's going on and deliver the information to us. 704 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,395 Retrieve and deliver, I understand. 705 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,755 This might tickle. 706 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,672 Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. 707 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:28,075 Help. Help. Help. Help. 708 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,835 - Help. - What happened? 709 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,240 Help me. Help me. 710 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,394 Why are you saying that? 711 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:38,635 Not Twirly speaking, the system. Kerblam. Help me, Doctor. 712 00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:41,510 Help me. Help me, Doctor. 713 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:43,796 - The system sent the message. - Help me. 714 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:45,673 It printed the slip. 715 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,874 It sent it out. 716 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:49,997 But why would the system need help? 717 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,077 Twirly, what do you mean? What sort of help? How can we help? 718 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,311 Help required in Dispatch. 719 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,676 Help in Dispatch. Urgent help. 720 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,639 Doc. Look, they've all just gone down there. 721 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,839 Disinfection post. Get down! 722 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,877 Organic contamination detected. 723 00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,474 Initiate disinfection. 724 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,950 Disinfection process unsuccessful. 725 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:13,078 - It tastes like... - Organic contamination persists. 726 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,436 Hygiene defences activated. 727 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,477 - Initiate disintegration. - Run! 728 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,836 Disintegration process is complete. 729 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,639 This... This way! Follow me! 730 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,957 Run! 731 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,439 I'm never doing that again. 732 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:34,954 So we're at the Foundation Level. 733 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600 Yeah. 734 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:40,558 Hello? 735 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,750 Help! 736 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,154 That's Kira's voice. 737 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:50,553 How did she get down here? 738 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,234 I think it came from this way. 739 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:07,336 I'm stupid. Really stupid. Can you believe how stupid I am? 740 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,496 Is that a rhetorical question? 741 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,856 I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner. 742 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,096 There's too many things going on. 743 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,696 To many variables. My brain's too crowded. 744 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,760 What is she talking about? 745 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,240 No idea. You get used to it. She normally explains in the end. 746 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,835 These delivery bots have got teleport circuits. 747 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:21,151 - See? - We don't have to go on the conveyor 748 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,640 down to Dispatch if I can 749 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,616 hijack their circuit for one moment... 750 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,030 - Move away from the delivery bot. - No, Slade, don't. 751 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,078 Very bad manners to point guns at people. 752 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,199 I've never warmed to you. 753 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,431 So, tell us what you've done. 754 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,296 We saw the list. 755 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:40,198 The names of the victims you've targeted. 756 00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,796 What? I'm not targeting people. I'm recording the missing! 757 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,111 Oh. So it's not you? 758 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,520 No. 759 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:50,115 Something's wrong with the system, but I don't know what. 760 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,096 That's why I had to make sure my notes were analogue. 761 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,395 I thought it was you. 762 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,233 I've been tracking you since you arrived. 763 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,913 - We're trying to help! - So am I. 764 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,136 But what am I supposed to do? 765 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,436 There's no one to report this to. No one to stop it. 766 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,432 - There's only the system. - There's me. 767 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,816 I'm responsible for every person here. You could have told me. 768 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,336 I didn't know whether I could trust you. 769 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,079 I still don't. 770 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,840 Hey, Doc, come have a look at this. 771 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,549 Some kind of goo and group-loops, why are they in there? 772 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,113 I think these are the remnants of the missing workers. 773 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,197 We're under a vast liquidisation tank. 774 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:26,680 Of what? 775 00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,276 You mean, the robots are kidnapping the workers then liquidising them? 776 00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,999 What I don't understand is why. 777 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,273 - Anyone got a tissue? - Whoa! 778 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,595 Looks like an army. 779 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,196 Hello? 780 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:53,920 Kira! 781 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,557 Kira! She can't hear us. 782 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,800 - Let me find the entrance. - We've got to get her out. 783 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,600 Why is she in there? 784 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:06,756 Hmm. 785 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,790 There's no access from here. We can't get her out. 786 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,176 Complaints have been coming about the late deliveries. 787 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,520 This must be why. 788 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,360 Everything's stuck here, nothing's going out. 789 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:22,590 What's happened? 790 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,115 Being held back. 791 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,760 The power drains. 792 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,193 Fast teleportation hardware 793 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:37,713 with huge reserves of power building up. 794 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,838 What if the power's being drained to be stored 795 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,357 for one huge, simultaneous teleport. 796 00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,671 All these deliveries, all at once. 797 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,080 To do what? 798 00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,117 You said it looked like an army. 799 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:51,600 What do armies carry? 800 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,956 Weapons? 801 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,996 But that's not a weapon, it's a toy. 802 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,951 And every parcel's got something different in it. 803 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:08,354 Almost. 804 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,235 Except, what does every parcel here have in common? 805 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,120 No, Kira, don't! 806 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,114 Oh, my God. 807 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,080 Is that what happened to Dan? 808 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,313 And all the others, too? 809 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,232 You knew something was gonna happen? 810 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000 Charlie? 811 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,158 He's... He's done this deliberately. 812 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,272 We need to find the Doctor. 813 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,480 Tangly bubble wrap. 814 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,195 Totally innocuous, 815 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:09,114 apart from when it's intercepted here and weaponised! 816 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,954 Sheets of tiny little bombs 817 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,714 ready to explode and kill. 818 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,360 Every parcel, a death trap. 819 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,910 The workers aren't the targets, it's the customers! 820 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,117 Kerblam's trying to kill their own customers? 821 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,078 That's the worst business plan I've ever heard. 822 00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,072 Doctor, we've found you! 823 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,675 Kira's dead, and Charlie had something to do with it. 824 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,513 - What? - Not Kira! 825 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:35,355 It wasn't meant for her. 826 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,194 The system took her. It's been fighting back against me. 827 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:44,031 Because it knew what you were planning. The maintenance man! 828 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,189 Access to everywhere, noticed by hardly anyone. 829 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,873 Have you been killing other workers? 830 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,511 I needed test subjects to be sure 831 00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,240 the detonation forces would work in such a small concentration. 832 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,071 What... What? Charlie, how do you know all this stuff? 833 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,311 I lied on my application. 834 00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,199 Gave you a sob story so you'd let me in and you bought it. 835 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,749 I've studied cybernetics, explosives, teleportation. 836 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,840 I have worked for this. 837 00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,274 I don't understand it. 838 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,840 Ten percent. 839 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,238 They want us to be grateful that 10% of people get to work. 840 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,040 What about the other 90%? What about our futures? 841 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,433 Because without action, next time it will be 7%, then five, then one. 842 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:23,953 I am stronger than you. 843 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,073 I am not going to stand by and accept it. 844 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,838 People like me, my generation, we change things. 845 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,990 We make things happen. 846 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,037 Even if it costs people's lives? 847 00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,833 You kill a load of customers at Kerblam, let the systems take the fall for it, 848 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:41,675 erode people's trust in automation, make people angry. 849 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,036 Imperfect technology without a conscience. 850 00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:45,760 Machines malfunction, that's what they do. 851 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,878 No, mate, that's what you're doing. Seriously malfunctioning. 852 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,155 I'm not your mate. 853 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,994 Except Kerblam's system does have a conscience. 854 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,311 It's been fighting you, Charlie. It knew it. 855 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:59,394 It sent a message across the galaxy begging for help. 856 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:03,554 That TeamMate in Slade's office, it was coming for you. 857 00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,155 And then Kira, 858 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,553 it took her, knowing how you felt about her, 859 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,996 to show you how it would feel. 860 00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,439 Because how you feel right now about Kira 861 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:20,311 is how all those families and friends will feel if your plan goes off. 862 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,800 I don't care. 863 00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:24,793 I think you do. I think you came here with a plan, 864 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,678 but you didn't expect to fall in love. 865 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,955 But that's what happens. 866 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,357 Use it, Charlie. Learn from it, please. 867 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,795 No! No. 868 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:41,357 If that's the price to change how everyone on Kandoka sees technology, 869 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,954 then it is worth it for the cause. 870 00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:44,696 This isn't a cause. You're not an activist. 871 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,040 This is cold-blooded murder. 872 00:43:46,120 --> 00:43:47,839 We can't let the systems take control! 873 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,513 The systems aren't the problem. 874 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:54,231 How people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. 875 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,198 People like you. 876 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,072 I don't care what you think. 877 00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:01,794 The delivery goes ahead. 878 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,477 Mass delivery procedures initiated. 879 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:07,816 Someone grab that controller! 880 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,256 - What have you done? - Mass delivery... 881 00:44:11,280 --> 00:44:12,336 You can't stop it now. 882 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,589 Make it stop! 883 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:16,149 We are not gonna let you kill all those innocent people. 884 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,311 Destination coordinates locked. 885 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,720 Preparing teleport. 886 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,760 Doc, I hope you've got an idea of how to fix that. 887 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:23,350 Not enough time to fix it. 888 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,590 Wait, new idea. 889 00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:27,149 Not enough time for that either. 890 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,240 Maybe worth a go. 891 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,000 - "Maybe"? - I mean "definitely." 892 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,480 - Grab the postman's head. - What? 893 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:33,472 Just like Judy did in the office. Do it! 894 00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,596 - Okay. - Now! 895 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:36,816 I need to stop this. 896 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,840 Does she know what she's doing? 897 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,474 Some of the time, definitely. 898 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,313 Oi! Get back here! 899 00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:46,550 - Stop it! - Charlie! 900 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,195 She can't stop it now. 901 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,280 Those deliveries are going to be teleported out. 902 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,756 I'm sorry. 903 00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:55,816 Twirly, I need your help. 904 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,559 Sleep mode off. 905 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,917 Hello, again. Customers with your current medical symptoms 906 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,560 - browse blood pressure medication. - This is important. 907 00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:07,270 I've linked you in to the new system, to all the delivery bots. 908 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:08,430 And I have a request. 909 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,479 How may we help? 910 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,473 Change of delivery address. 911 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,440 For every order about to teleport, new address, right here. 912 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,318 This hangar, right where we're standing. 913 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:22,359 I want every Kerblam Man to deliver to themselves. 914 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,456 Delivery orders accepted. 915 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,880 I want every Kerblam Man 916 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,236 to open the order they've just delivered to themselves, 917 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,711 making sure they do what everybody does with bubble wrap. 918 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,439 Orders confirmed. 919 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,520 Charlie. 920 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:37,480 Get back up here, please! 921 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,936 Delivery in process. 922 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,599 - What's going on? - Delivery received. 923 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,717 Doctor, they're about to detonate. 924 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,314 Charlie, last chance. 925 00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,279 Get out of there, now. 926 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:52,560 Opening delivery. 927 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:54,715 Activating bubble wrap. 928 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:56,896 - Doc, get us out of here. - And, remember, 929 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,016 if you want it... 930 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,440 ...Kerblam it! 931 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:18,637 "If you want it, Kerblam it." 932 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:23,071 Kerblam is experiencing a momentary technical difficulty. 933 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,959 Our expert engineers are already working to get the systems up and running again 934 00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,600 as quickly and safely as possible. 935 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:35,757 In the meantime, why not consider a personal mindful moment? 936 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:39,958 We're suspending all operations for a month, pending review. 937 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:42,680 And while the TeamMates are rebuilding Dispatch... 938 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,320 All our workers have been given two weeks paid leave. 939 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,517 Free return shuttle transport. 940 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:48,954 And I'm going to propose 941 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:51,680 that Kerblam becomes a people-led company in future. 942 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,991 Majority organics... People, I mean. 943 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,434 We're always looking for good workers to join our management team. 944 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:01,596 Uh, thanks. 945 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,319 We're strictly freelance. 946 00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,233 Doctor, can I make a request? 947 00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:17,320 Always. 948 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,640 If Dan hadn't switched scanners, it would have been me in that test room. 949 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,229 He saved my life. 950 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:35,479 I want to take this to his daughter. 951 00:47:36,720 --> 00:47:38,234 Tell her how much he loved it. 952 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:40,635 How much he loved her. 953 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,396 It's the least we can do. 954 00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:54,077 Put it down. It's Kerblam bubble wrap. 955 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:55,753 Er, are you sure you want to pop that? 956 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:41,838 Let us put the accused to the test. 957 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,991 - Granny! - King James. 958 00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:45,833 We must purify your land. 959 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:47,479 We shall not be stopped. 960 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,596 Arrest the witch!