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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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It's okay, little fella.
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No one's gonna hurt ya.
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This is Mercury control.
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The Mercury spacecraft umbilical is out.
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Nine, eight, seven, six...
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... five, four, three, two, one.
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Ignition...
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Cabin pressure holding, 5.5.
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Everything is a-okay in the cockpit.
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He's going to hand-control movement now.
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Do you have any word from
the recovery troops?
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"Sing in me, Muse,
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and through me tell
the story of that man
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skilled in all ways of contending,
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the wanderer,
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harried for years on end... "
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Reggie, he's sleepin'.
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Then I suppose Homer will have to wait.
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You know, I'm starting to get
the feeling Dad's avoiding us.
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Hate to be the boring one, guys,
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but, uh, it's time we get
the hell out of here.
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When you say "we,"
who exactly are you referring to?
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Not a lot of ambiguity in that sentence.
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Listen, I don't know who you
are or where you came from,
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but whatever it is,
I'd advise you return posthaste.
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She's right, Five.
We gotta get outta here.
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I just saved your life, you kinder-shit.
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If I hadn't stepped in, all
that would be left of you
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is a blazer and some bloody socks.
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And that's the problem.
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You're too good.
You ask too many questions.
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You know too much.
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And you fight like you
know what you're doing.
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- He's got a point.
- So I know how to handle myself,
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and that makes me the bad guy?
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Whoever you are, you're in my way.
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If I see you again, I will kill you.
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Diego, we need to go.
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I was getting my ass
handed to me back there.
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You helped Five, not me.
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- Why?
- Because he's a kid and you're a man.
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Bloody act like one.
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Diego, I... I...
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- We shouldn't...
- You know what?
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I'm used to dealing with liars, Lila,
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but I like it better when I know
what they're lying about.
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Oh, come on, Diego. Really?
You're just gonna walk away?
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Diego.
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And how are we feeling this morning?
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Oh, peaches and cream. How are you?
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Curious, how many more rock-bottoms
are you gonna have to hit
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before you start taking
care of yourself?
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I'm thinking of a number between...
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11 and... 25.
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What ghost are you talking to now?
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Oh, just another...
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just another old cowboy.
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Texas is lousy with them.
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They're usually pretty
cute, but this one is...
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this one is ugly and...
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dumb.
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Is that really necessary?
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Mm-hmm.
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You want some?
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Klaus, if you're looking for
an enabler, look elsewhere.
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Allison, your marriage is in trouble
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and your rally turned into a riot.
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If now's not the time
to do some drink party,
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I don't know when is.
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What happened?
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Oh, where to begin?
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My claustrophobic cult tracked
me down, I fell off the wagon,
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and I professed my undying love for...
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... this young gay man who
doesn't know he's gay yet
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at a 1963 diner in front of
his blatantly closeted uncle.
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Yeah, well, not in that order, but...
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Mmm!
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- Aren't we a pair?
- Yeah.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Hey, uh, excuse me.
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- Attagirl.
- I've got a blender
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and some much better booze.
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So, if we're gonna start day-drinking,
we should do it right.
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I love you so much.
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Yeah. Yeah!
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Oh!
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Morning.
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Hey. Is that coffee?
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Want some?
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What time is it?
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I don't know, and I don't care.
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Yeah, you do.
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Oh, my God.
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I think we've earned a day off.
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Okay, half a day.
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A few hours.
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Hush up.
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What is it?
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Do we need to talk?
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- A-About...
- Do you want to?
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Talking makes things real,
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and real things end.
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This feels sweeter than that.
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You know yesterday when you were
talking about us running away?
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- What if we could?
- Where would we go?
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Somewhere safe for Harlan and...
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where we could be together like this
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all the time.
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I'd go there right now.
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Oh, shit.
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Carl's back early.
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No, no, no, I don't understand.
They keep following me.
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- Wait, who?
- Those Dutch sociopaths.
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They're Swedish, you idiot.
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Hired guns paid to eradicate us
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before we do any more
damage to this timeline.
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Yeah, but why now? I mean, I'm...
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... fine for three months
until you showed up.
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Yeah, I was here for a year
and no one messed with me.
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Even if it was my fault, which it isn't,
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we only have six days before
the end of the world,
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and the closest anyone's gotten to Dad
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was that driveway at the consulate.
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Well...
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... that's not exactly true.
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What do you mean?
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I saw him.
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Oh, shit!
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Diego!
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Five?
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Allison!
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- Allis...
- Allison!
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Two-ninety-two...
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Two-ninety-three.
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Hey, um, I'm seven cents short.
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Uh... give me what you got.
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Oh, shit.
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Damn it.
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Sorry about that.
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Thanks.
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That boy stinks.
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Home.
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"This is gonna sound crazy,
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but, Reginald Hargreeves...
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I am your son."
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Let's get back on that dance floor.
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yes!
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♪ He can't love you ♪
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- ♪ He can't love you ♪
- ♪ He can't love you ♪
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He stinks.
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- ♪ He can't love you ♪
- ♪ He can't love you ♪
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- ♪ He can't love you ♪
- ♪ Naw ♪
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♪ Don't you know that ♪
♪ He just can't make it ♪
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- ♪ Better ♪
- ♪ Better, better ♪
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- ♪ Better ♪
- ♪ Oh, better than I can... ♪
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Dad?
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Please, the world's never
going to end in such a cliché.
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Believe me.
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I know how endings feel.
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Reg, with all these bombs
and big red buttons,
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we're bloody close to
the end of the world.
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- Even a fool can see that.
- I will give you this:
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the physics of numerous quanta
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tells us that we cannot be
certain about anything,
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especially if time is concerned.
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Even if you knew everything
there is to know about right now,
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you could never predict
what will happen next.
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We don't live in a universe of rules,
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we live in a universe of chances.
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Some events, however,
are more likely than others.
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For instance, it is a near certainty
that in the next few minutes,
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I am going to get another
glass of champagne.
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Would you look at that?
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This is gonna sound crazy, but, uh...
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I'm your son.
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No, you're not.
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- But, no, I'm... I'm from the future.
- No, you're not.
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You adopted me and six
other children in 1989.
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- No, I didn't.
- I...
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I know about the moon base.
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I know about all your
experiments with monkeys.
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Apes.
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Look, I know everything about you.
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Please...
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I need your help.
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Listen, I don't know who sent you
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or what you want,
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but you can run back to
your masters at CIA or KGB
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and tell them that this is
the most ridiculous gambit
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- in spycraft history.
- What? Why?
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Why is it ridiculous?
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You know time travel is possible.
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Time travel isn't the problem.
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I have a deep dislike of children.
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I do not have them, nor
do I intend to have them,
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but if for some reason I did,
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I would expect more from
them than a scruffy face,
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poor hygiene, and your grotesque,
simian proportions.
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But...
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I took a bus.
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I don't care.
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Now, take yourself and the stench
of failure that encircles you
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and get out of my house.
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- That's pathetic.
- Yeah, well,
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- at least he didn't shank my ass.
- No, bro,
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he shanked your heart.
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Mm.
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Is that my bathrobe?
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No.
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Look, who cares what he shanked?
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- He knows something about time travel.
- Um...
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Wait, why don't you just do your
thing and, uh, time travel us out?
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Anyone care to explain?
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First time he tried, he got
lost in the apocalypse.
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Second time, he ended up
without hair on his balls.
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Last time I tried,
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I scattered my family across
three years in Dallas, Texas,
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possibly triggering a doomsday.
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Any more questions, Elliott?
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- Uh, no.
- You're missing the big picture.
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Dad is the ringleader
of a sinister cabal
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that's planning to kill the president.
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- A cabal?
- Ignore him.
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Look, the way I see it,
we only have one option.
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Oh, yeah? And what's that?
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It's time to get the Umbrella
Academy back together.
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Hell, yeah. Family meeting.
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Okay then, can one of
you get Allison, please?
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You two still a thing?
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- Do we need to talk?
- No, she's married.
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Whoa. Dude, that's rough.
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I can handle it.
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I'll get her.
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Can you get Vanya without,
uh, squeezing her to death?
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I'll try.
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Wait! D...
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Uh...
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What should I do?
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Prepare for company.
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Oh, you should've seen it.
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He said, "All the HoJo's in
the Southwest District."
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And I said, "All the HoJo's?"
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'Cause I wasn't sure
if I heard him right.
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And he said, "Yup! All the HoJo's."
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Vanya, did you hear the news?
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How would she, Carl? She doesn't
subscribe to Showerheads Today.
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I'm in such a good mood,
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I'm gonna let that jape
pass without comment.
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That is a comment.
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Vanya, you are lookin' at the man
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who has closed the biggest deal ever
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for Waterton Shower and
Shower Accessories Limited.
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That's great, Carl.
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Thank you, Vanya.
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You see, Sissy?
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That is how you congratulate the
consummate conquering breadwinner.
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Carl, stop.
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Baby, I got such a day
planned for the three of us.
260
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,668
First, we'll hit up the Egyptian
Room breakfast buffet,
261
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,378
then watch some mutton bustin',
262
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,428
and then take it to Cattlemen's
for a big ole steak. Mmm...
263
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:36,804
Hey, Vanya.
264
00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:39,727
Why don't you go ahead
and take some time off?
265
00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:41,768
Carl, stop.
266
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,312
Not in front of Harlan.
267
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,935
Harlan don't care.
268
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:46,687
I just want a kiss.
269
00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,574
Can't you wait till we're alone?
270
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,769
No, baby. No, I can't.
271
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,778
- Well, you're gonna have to.
- Carl.
272
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,822
- Stay out of this, Vanya.
- Sissy.
273
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,158
The hell's going on with you?
274
00:17:58,243 --> 00:17:59,243
I'm just sick and tired
275
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,538
of you not listening!
276
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,498
Well, I'm sick and tired
of having to fight
277
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,035
for your goddamn attention.
278
00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:06,292
Are you my wife or not?
279
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:10,918
What in the hell was that?
280
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:25,895
Harlan, honey?
281
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,935
Let's get your shoes on. Come on.
282
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,524
Are you okay?
283
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,897
Yeah, I'm fine.
284
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,653
Just spending the day with my family.
285
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:56,891
Did you set me up?
286
00:18:57,761 --> 00:19:00,561
- Sweetie, really?
- Those Nordic shitwits?
287
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,079
You said they were Commission.
You said they were on our side.
288
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,390
Well, I was in the process
of executing our mission,
289
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,557
my mission that you gave me,
and they got in the way.
290
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,314
- Oh, my.
- And now my cover's blown.
291
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:10,928
Five wants to kill me, and I don't know
292
00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:12,255
what the hell it is you're after.
293
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,945
Did you bring me what I asked for?
294
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,578
Here.
295
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,367
Diego's knife.
296
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,004
- Sit.
- No.
297
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,350
Yes, you're bleeding,
298
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,647
and all that rage is bad
for your complexion. Sit.
299
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,998
Fine, but I'm not done being mad at you.
300
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:35,972
You're right.
301
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,925
I have been lying to you.
302
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,179
Commission...
303
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,927
has no idea...
304
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,394
- ... that we're here.
- So, what are we doing here?
305
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,556
We are...
306
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,572
making something right...
307
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,533
that has been wrong for
a very, very long time.
308
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,299
Just about done with your riddles, Mum.
309
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,529
Oh, are you just about done now?
310
00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,218
You've done a couple missions,
now you know everything?
311
00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,280
Huh? Is that it?
312
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,308
Huh?
313
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,459
Big Lila, all in charge,
not trusting her mother,
314
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:11,710
her mother who yanked her
out of that horrid little slum,
315
00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:17,173
her mother who rescued her from
those gin-addled, neglectful parents,
316
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,427
her mother who taught her
how to live, how to love,
317
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,257
- how to survive?
- You just said you lied.
318
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,170
You lied to them and they lied to me
319
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,680
and everybody lies to everyone else.
320
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:26,934
Grow up, buttercup.
321
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,017
Ow.
322
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:33,040
If I thought you needed
to know the truth,
323
00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:34,231
I would've told you the truth,
324
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:36,153
but you didn't, and so I didn't,
325
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,065
and everything worked out just fine.
326
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,490
No, it hasn't. I lost Five.
327
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:41,948
Is he dead?
328
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,829
No. But he kicked me out
of his merry little band.
329
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,910
- Ugh. Your wound is weeping.
- Oh.
330
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,205
Oh, my dear, that...
331
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,999
- that's not a problem at all.
- Why not?
332
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,173
Well, because...
333
00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:55,343
I have a very busy day scheduled for us.
334
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,341
Oh... Ugh.
335
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:08,349
Y'all know, Jell-O
used to be a delicacy.
336
00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,347
You know, in order to make it,
337
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:12,595
you gotta boil down a
whole mess of hooves...
338
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,898
you know, horses, cows,
pigs, it doesn't matter.
339
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:18,192
But not everybody has a mess
of hooves just lying around.
340
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:19,742
It wasn't until, uh...
341
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,954
a couple of sassy New Yorkers
342
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,831
figured out how to dry it
out so that the rest of us
343
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,161
could have a... a chance
to enjoy this ambrosia.
344
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,416
If we have some, will you shut up?
345
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:32,832
Maybe.
346
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:34,959
Here.
347
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:42,675
How you feeling?
348
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,430
Pretty shitty, to be honest.
349
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,971
Where would you say you are
on a scale from one to...
350
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,556
ending all life on this planet?
351
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,099
Really?
352
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:53,561
Diego, put the knife away,
you idiot. She's fine.
353
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,355
The last time I saw this one,
she had me suspended midair,
354
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,940
sucking the life out of
me with energy tentacles.
355
00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:01,106
I think I'm allowed a
little time to process.
356
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,324
Oh, I would love to see
an energy tentacle.
357
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:06,235
I don't remember what
I did, but I'm sorry...
358
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,374
if... if that means anything.
359
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,331
It does.
360
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,792
Just going through a lot right now.
361
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,876
There's this...
362
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,300
girl that I like.
363
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,133
I thought she liked me,
but turns out that she's...
364
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,507
Oh, thank God.
365
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,350
Is anyone here?
366
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,678
Hello?
367
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,160
Le petit mort, le petit mort.
368
00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:31,180
What?
369
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,240
- You don't speak French.
- It's "the little death."
370
00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,943
Oh, wow. Look at this old stuff.
371
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,072
Oh, wow.
372
00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:44,816
I know this is impossible, but...
373
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,280
did we all get sexier?
374
00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,752
Vanya.
375
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,875
I can't believe I have a sister.
376
00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:14,728
I missed you.
377
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:19,361
Thank God someone did.
378
00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,365
Oh, you are drunk.
379
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:33,410
Yeah. No, just a little... just a few...
380
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:36,501
Oh, that's so sweet.
381
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,959
No. Jesus.
382
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:42,300
- Hi.
- Hey, Vanny.
383
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,421
Klaus. Is Ben here?
384
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:46,468
Oh, uh... no.
385
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:50,642
No, unfortunately,
ghosts can't time travel.
386
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,389
Are you kidding me?
387
00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:56,942
All right, then.
Let's get down to business.
388
00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:01,062
- So, Vanny, what's new?
- Hey, Diego.
389
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,858
- Can't say hi to nobody?
- Hi, Allison.
390
00:24:05,944 --> 00:24:06,994
What was that?
391
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:08,820
- Hi, Allison!
- Thank you!
392
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:22,212
Why are we here?
393
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:28,012
You were always a climber, darling.
394
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,930
All right. First off,
I wanna say I'm sorry.
395
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,718
I know I really screwed
the pooch on this whole
396
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,680
going-back-in-time-and-getting-stuck
thing.
397
00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,706
But the real kick in the pants here
398
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:02,226
is we brought the end of the
world back here with us.
399
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,020
Oh, my God, again?
400
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:08,016
All of you knew?
401
00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,898
Why am I always the last one to
find out about the end of the...
402
00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:12,196
Oh, my God.
403
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,739
My cult is gonna be so pissed. Five!
404
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,294
I told them we had until 2019.
405
00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:20,448
We have until Monday. We have six days.
406
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,510
Is it Vanya?
407
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,868
- Klaus.
- What? It's usually Vanya.
408
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,459
Do you have any leads, Five?
409
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,995
Yeah, we have one.
410
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:33,634
- Holy shit, is that Dad?
- Yeah.
411
00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,887
- That's him?
- Standing on the grassy knoll.
412
00:26:35,900 --> 00:26:37,458
Diego and I have been
trying to talk to Dad
413
00:26:37,460 --> 00:26:39,009
about what exactly this means.
414
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:41,177
- So far, we've got nothing.
- Not nothing.
415
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,349
- He's planning to kill Kennedy.
- Maybe.
416
00:26:43,351 --> 00:26:46,351
But we don't know who or what
sets doomsday in motion.
417
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:49,228
Could be Kennedy, could be
something entirely independent.
418
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,320
But if we know something
changes the timeline,
419
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:52,400
we have to make it right.
420
00:26:52,420 --> 00:26:54,230
Yeah, but how, if we don't
know what's broken?
421
00:26:54,321 --> 00:26:55,481
Come on. Do the math.
422
00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:58,740
We know Dad's having shady-ass
meetings with some shady-ass people.
423
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:01,745
We know he's on the grassy knoll
in three days to kill the president.
424
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,618
So I think we all know
what we have to do.
425
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,673
- Find Dad.
- Kill Dad.
426
00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,545
None of us are supposed
to be here, right?
427
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:14,342
I mean, what if it's us?
428
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:17,336
Has anyone here done anything
to screw up the timeline?
429
00:27:23,391 --> 00:27:25,330
Diego's been stalking Lee Harvey Oswald.
430
00:27:25,331 --> 00:27:26,601
And you're working for Jack Ruby.
431
00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:29,613
Allison has been very
involved in local politics.
432
00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,529
- Okay, you started a cult.
- Thank you!
433
00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,069
I'm... I'm just a... a nanny on a farm.
434
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,913
I don't have anything
to do with all of that.
435
00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,788
Well, maybe you do,
we just don't know it yet.
436
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:41,530
Listen to yourselves.
437
00:27:41,618 --> 00:27:43,698
Everything in our new lives
is connected to Kennedy.
438
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,907
That can't be a coincidence.
439
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,356
Luther works for Ruby, Allison
is protesting the government,
440
00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,415
Dad is on the grassy knoll, Klaus is...
441
00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:53,336
doing something weird and
pervy but probably related.
442
00:27:53,421 --> 00:27:54,711
See, clearly,
443
00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,758
we were all sent back here
for one special reason:
444
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,890
saving John Fitzgerald Kennedy.
445
00:28:04,891 --> 00:28:07,981
- This is bigger than all of us.
- Guys, you all die.
446
00:28:09,604 --> 00:28:11,154
I was there. I saw it.
447
00:28:12,148 --> 00:28:13,778
And I wanna forget it, but I can't.
448
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:19,738
I saw Russian nukes vaporize
the world with all of you in it...
449
00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,702
in a war that never happened
until we brought it here.
450
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,945
And Hazel gave his life to save us,
451
00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,667
so you may need to shut
up and just listen to me.
452
00:28:29,999 --> 00:28:33,499
I don't know if the things we've
experienced here are all connected.
453
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,379
I don't know if there's a
reason for everything.
454
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,133
But Dad will.
455
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,157
We need to talk to him
456
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:43,845
before everyone and
everything we know is dead.
457
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,222
Okay, I'm out.
458
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:47,807
Did you even hear me, Luther?
459
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,022
Yeah. Yeah, I did.
460
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,880
I heard a 58-year-old man
461
00:28:50,900 --> 00:28:53,112
who still wants his daddy
to come and fix everything.
462
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,070
Well, you can count me out.
463
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:57,529
It's time we all grew the hell up.
464
00:28:57,610 --> 00:28:58,770
- Luther!
- Come back.
465
00:28:58,778 --> 00:29:00,858
- Where you going?
- Save it, Diego.
466
00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,794
No one leaves until we figure this out.
467
00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:13,876
Jeez...
468
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,257
When did the monkey
learn how to fight dirty?
469
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:23,969
Son of a bitch.
470
00:29:39,944 --> 00:29:43,624
You know, I could really go for
some tacos right now. Allison?
471
00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:45,634
- Tacos?
- Shouldn't we wait?
472
00:29:45,635 --> 00:29:46,639
You know those guys.
473
00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,618
I mean, it could take forever
for them to bro it out.
474
00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:50,874
Vanya, tacos?
475
00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:54,730
Is there any way that tacos are
gonna cause the end of the world?
476
00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:58,301
I mean, there's only one
way to find out, right?
477
00:29:58,379 --> 00:29:59,837
- Sure is.
- Let's go!
478
00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:05,803
I've missed you all...
479
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:08,260
so much.
480
00:30:14,103 --> 00:30:16,733
- What's going on with you, big boy?
- Ugh, leave me alone, Diego.
481
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,185
Huh? So, what, you're just gonna
sucker punch Five and haul ass, huh?
482
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:23,396
Look, maybe trying to stop doomsday
is exactly what starts it.
483
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,568
- Did you ever think of that?
- Oh, so we do nothing?
484
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,317
Since when are you a quitter?
485
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:29,540
Since the last time I
destroyed the world
486
00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:31,433
by overestimating my own importance.
487
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,779
So this is about you never living up
488
00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:37,088
to the old man's
expectations bullshit, huh?
489
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,080
Maybe.
490
00:30:39,100 --> 00:30:41,254
I don't know, I mean, we're all
crazy where Dad's concerned.
491
00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:42,336
Oh, I'm not.
492
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,860
He's an asshole. I'm awesome.
493
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:44,905
That's very simple.
494
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:46,336
Have to understand that, okay?
495
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:48,762
Okay.
496
00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:52,232
So why can't you leave JFK alone, hmm?
497
00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:54,893
I'm a hero.
498
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,103
- Heroes stop crime.
- No, no, no.
499
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,765
No, Dad told you you're a hero.
500
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,441
Right? He told all of us.
501
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:03,744
But what if he lied?
502
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,078
What if we're just a bunch of
freaks who have no business
503
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,238
changing the world for everyone else?
504
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,598
No, everyone changes the world, Luther.
505
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:11,994
Everyone.
506
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,874
And it's scary, but
that's kinda the deal.
507
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:18,591
You know, you are so goddamn big,
508
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,550
sometimes I forget what a
sensitive bastard you are.
509
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:25,841
It's all gonna work out.
510
00:31:27,343 --> 00:31:29,973
- We're on the right path.
- Oh, yeah? How do you know?
511
00:31:31,220 --> 00:31:32,949
There's a long, black car
that's been following us
512
00:31:32,950 --> 00:31:34,516
since we left Elliott's.
513
00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,016
Six o'clock.
514
00:32:06,215 --> 00:32:07,875
"To my pursuers: I...
515
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,184
- Reginald Hargreeves... "
- What?
516
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,390
"... request the pleasure of
your company for a light supper
517
00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:18,354
on the 20th of November,
1963, half past seven o'clock,
518
00:32:18,436 --> 00:32:20,606
1624 Magnolia Street."
519
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:24,361
A "light" supper?
520
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,240
♪ Hey Da Da, hey Da Da... ♪
521
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,739
The nerve of that man.
522
00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,035
I mean, one thing goes wrong,
and he's on a warpath.
523
00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,709
I mean, doesn't know who I am?
524
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:40,537
No, no. No, Ray,
you know exactly who I am.
525
00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,165
- You just can't handle it.
- Pew, pew.
526
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,793
- I'm protecting him.
- Pew, pew.
527
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,505
Ow. From what?
528
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,128
The end of the world, for one.
529
00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:50,218
Is the world really
gonna end in six days?
530
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,080
Well, it did last time,
531
00:32:53,100 --> 00:32:55,137
and we did everything Five
could think of to stop it.
532
00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:58,809
Hey, wouldn't it be weird
if Five grew up all hot?
533
00:32:58,893 --> 00:33:00,059
- Wouldn't that be weird?
- What?
534
00:33:00,061 --> 00:33:01,221
- Eww.
- Oh!
535
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:02,400
"Oh, eww! Eww!"
536
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,070
Please, Miss "Luther was my lover."
537
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,989
We have never even kissed.
538
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:08,600
Yeah, but you guys were making
539
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:11,026
little sick moon-dog eyes at each other
540
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:14,284
all through puberty and
breakfasts and all that.
541
00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:17,003
Aren't we all brothers
and sisters, or... ?
542
00:33:17,078 --> 00:33:19,748
Well... technically, it...
543
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:23,461
"Technically"? If you have to word...
use the word "technically,"
544
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,923
you're already in trouble.
545
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,836
Okay, can... can we focus?
546
00:33:28,214 --> 00:33:31,594
I mean, clearly we're not saving the
world tonight, but maybe, maybe,
547
00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,966
we could at least try
to save my marriage.
548
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,053
No!
549
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:37,142
No, because that's like...
550
00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,851
that's like asking a nun
how to hump someone's leg.
551
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:45,440
I mean, who in this room knows shit
about relationships? This one?
552
00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,187
In secret love with some farm Frau.
553
00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:50,276
- Her name's Sissy.
- Which is an improvement
554
00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,111
on her previous love interest,
555
00:33:52,196 --> 00:33:54,066
- the serial killer.
- What?
556
00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:56,357
- Meanwhile, I'm carrying a torch...
- Later.
557
00:33:56,492 --> 00:33:59,252
... for a soldier I haven't
technically met yet,
558
00:33:59,328 --> 00:34:01,458
and Luther is in love with his sister.
559
00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,539
Okay, again, we are not biological.
560
00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:07,995
Face it, the healthiest long-term
relationship in this family
561
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,879
was when Five was
banging that mannequin.
562
00:34:11,632 --> 00:34:15,342
The only thing the Umbrella
Academy knows about love...
563
00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:19,680
is how to screw it up.
564
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:22,726
- You're listening to KBOX, Dallas.
- Cheers.
565
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,227
How do you guys deal with this?
566
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,229
What?
567
00:34:26,930 --> 00:34:28,980
I mean, all of it. The time travel,
568
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,540
seeing the dead, the end of the world.
569
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,488
Well, I get really high.
570
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,320
Allison... Allison...
571
00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:36,373
... lies to herself.
572
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:41,503
And you suppress all your
emotions deep, deep down
573
00:34:41,579 --> 00:34:44,249
until you... you blow shit up.
574
00:34:44,332 --> 00:34:46,922
Yeah, I'd really like
to not do that anymore.
575
00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,415
Well, you've got six days, missy.
576
00:34:50,046 --> 00:34:52,506
What the hell are we supposed
to do with six days?
577
00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:53,654
Party?
578
00:34:53,674 --> 00:34:54,804
I don't know.
579
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,303
I'm gonna tell Sissy that I love her.
580
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,562
I don't want any secrets.
581
00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:02,641
Yeah.
582
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,274
Yeah.
583
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:05,442
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
584
00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:08,653
Yes, 'cause, you know, if...
if it's all gonna go tits-up,
585
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:11,693
the least I could do is be
honest with my husband.
586
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:14,776
Oh... does that mean
I have to face my cult?
587
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:16,986
I just hate group breakups.
588
00:35:17,073 --> 00:35:18,953
It's why I stopped dating twins.
589
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,164
This family's amazing.
590
00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:23,642
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay,
591
00:35:23,650 --> 00:35:24,829
let's not get ahead of ourselves.
592
00:35:24,831 --> 00:35:26,211
Come here, Vanya.
593
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:27,500
Come on.
594
00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:28,875
Get over here.
595
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:31,295
I love you guys.
596
00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,085
Oh! You guys!
597
00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:35,383
I love this song!
598
00:35:39,095 --> 00:35:41,845
♪ Let me tell you about a place ♪
599
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:44,481
♪ Somewhere up a New York way ♪
600
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,000
♪ Where the people are so gay ♪
601
00:35:47,013 --> 00:35:49,193
♪ And they're twistin' the night away ♪
602
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:53,069
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
603
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,611
♪ Everybody's feeling great ♪
604
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:58,362
♪ They're twistin', twistin' ♪
605
00:35:58,447 --> 00:36:00,907
♪ They're twistin' the night ♪
606
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:02,872
- ♪ Let's twist a while! ♪
- ♪ Lean up ♪
607
00:36:04,912 --> 00:36:06,212
♪ Lean back ♪
608
00:36:07,915 --> 00:36:09,125
♪ Now twist ♪
609
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,003
♪ Now lean back ♪
610
00:36:13,921 --> 00:36:15,341
♪ Watusi! ♪
611
00:36:17,049 --> 00:36:18,049
♪ Now fly ♪
612
00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,101
♪ Now twist ♪
613
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:26,227
♪ They're twistin' the night away ♪
614
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:29,229
♪ Twistin', they're twistin' the night ♪
615
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:30,812
♪ One more time ♪
616
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:31,897
♪ Lean up ♪
617
00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,527
♪ Lean back ♪
618
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,397
♪ Lean up ♪
619
00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:40,573
♪ Lean back ♪
620
00:38:42,903 --> 00:38:44,703
What's your game, crazy lady?
621
00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,822
Who cares? You said if you
saw me again, you'd kill me.
622
00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,914
- Oh, I remember.
- Well, come on, big talker.
623
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:50,493
- Let's get this done.
- All right.
624
00:39:27,948 --> 00:39:29,158
I'm waiting.
625
00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:37,460
Fed up yet, Five?
626
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:03,400
You're better than I thought.
627
00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,244
And you are entirely average.
628
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,414
You can come out now.
629
00:40:13,744 --> 00:40:14,744
Well done.
630
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,333
You figured it out.
631
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:18,915
Well, it wasn't very hard.
632
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,040
She fights like every one
of you Commission drones.
633
00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:23,670
Hmm.
634
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:25,672
No matter, here we are.
635
00:40:26,048 --> 00:40:27,128
Together again.
636
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,510
I've gotta ask...
637
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,599
did you miss me, you little shit?
638
00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:52,031
Sissy.
639
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:53,491
Vanya.
640
00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,487
Don't sneak up on me like that.
641
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:56,995
Where have you been?
642
00:40:57,079 --> 00:40:58,539
Uh, family reunion.
643
00:40:58,914 --> 00:41:00,754
Are you... drunk?
644
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,126
Does it matter?
645
00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:09,679
What matters is I have feelings... okay?
646
00:41:11,010 --> 00:41:12,850
And I... I feel things for you.
647
00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:15,808
- Vanya, now's not a good time.
- No. Now's the only time.
648
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:17,770
'Cause how much time do we have left?
649
00:41:17,933 --> 00:41:20,813
We could have years, we could have
days, but we only have one life.
650
00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,605
And we gotta go with our hearts.
651
00:41:22,688 --> 00:41:24,058
And my heart wants to go with you.
652
00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:25,565
Sissy!
653
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:27,979
What happened to that beer, girl?
654
00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:28,992
Oh, shit.
655
00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,359
You caught me naked as a jaybird.
656
00:41:33,532 --> 00:41:35,582
I guess it was bound to
happen sooner or later.
657
00:41:35,659 --> 00:41:37,579
That's all right.
658
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,620
You're part of the family.
659
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,503
Don't you dawdle, now.
660
00:41:54,637 --> 00:41:55,717
You slept with him?
661
00:41:56,263 --> 00:41:57,393
He's still my husband.
662
00:41:57,848 --> 00:41:59,178
Who you don't love anymore.
663
00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:00,726
Just be a little patient
664
00:42:00,809 --> 00:42:03,059
- while I figure things...
- What is there to figure out?
665
00:42:03,604 --> 00:42:05,194
I see you. I see you miserable.
666
00:42:05,272 --> 00:42:07,862
- Who gets to be happy all the time?
- We can!
667
00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:09,198
We were just talking about leaving.
668
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,591
Honey, that was just morning talk,
669
00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:14,072
lies we tell each other to
get through the damn day.
670
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:15,946
We don't get to live our fantasies.
671
00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:22,615
You know, Vanya...
672
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,421
... maybe when you can remember
673
00:42:25,459 --> 00:42:26,749
what your real life was like,
674
00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:29,505
you'll feel less inclined to
tell people how to live theirs.
675
00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:32,508
You know nothing of the
pressures I'm under.
676
00:42:33,592 --> 00:42:35,672
I know we're running out of
time for you to be brave.
677
00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:37,051
What does that mean?
678
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,220
Six days.
679
00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:41,227
We've got six days.
680
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:44,138
- Six days until what?
- I can't explain, okay?
681
00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:46,901
- Just, we need to go now, please.
- Vanya.
682
00:42:46,981 --> 00:42:49,571
- Please, come. Please...
- Vanya. Vanya. Vanya!
683
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,822
I can't.
684
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:05,206
Vanya.
685
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,543
Vanya, wait!
686
00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:52,647
Daddy's home.
687
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,028
Ray?
688
00:44:59,613 --> 00:45:00,613
Sit your ass down.
689
00:45:00,698 --> 00:45:01,778
Sit down.
690
00:45:02,324 --> 00:45:04,624
Now, I... I've been doing
a lot of thinking and...
691
00:45:05,411 --> 00:45:06,451
and I've decided...
692
00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,418
... I'm gonna tell you everything.
693
00:45:32,700 --> 00:45:37,700
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