1 00:00:01,669 --> 00:00:03,936 Erstwhile on Fargo... 2 00:00:03,938 --> 00:00:06,105 You're not gonna prove my Ed did anything wrong! 3 00:00:06,107 --> 00:00:07,606 It's unprovable! 4 00:00:07,608 --> 00:00:09,875 There was a cleaver in the man's head, son, 5 00:00:09,877 --> 00:00:11,343 which Noreen said was you. 6 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,612 Not to mention there's a war going on up in Fargo 7 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:14,847 that you may have started 8 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,515 when you ran over that Gerhardt boy. 9 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,983 You take care of this butcher. 10 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:19,518 He doesn't live through the night. 11 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,653 Already dead, believe me. He just doesn't know it. 12 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,490 - Sheriff? - Go inside now, Peggy. 13 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:26,425 Go now. 14 00:00:28,062 --> 00:00:29,328 Ed home? 15 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,562 Ed who? 16 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,731 No, Peggy, hey, hey. 17 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,203 When I find ya, darlin', I'm gonna make you bleed. 18 00:00:41,709 --> 00:00:42,641 Uhh! 19 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:47,312 I need to find Peggy. 20 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:48,647 You're still in my custody. 21 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:51,316 You look worse than me. 22 00:00:51,318 --> 00:00:52,885 Don't tire yourself. 23 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,920 We know where he's headed. 24 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:13,771 _ 25 00:01:16,010 --> 00:01:17,409 - ♪ wherever you go ♪ - ♪ hey! ♪ 26 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,744 Hon? 27 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,212 - ♪ wherever you go ♪ - ♪ hey! ♪ 28 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,181 - ♪ wherever you go ♪ - ♪ hey! ♪ 29 00:01:26,056 --> 00:01:27,956 _ 30 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:30,092 _ 31 00:01:31,594 --> 00:01:34,727 _ 32 00:01:34,729 --> 00:01:37,929 _ 33 00:01:42,054 --> 00:01:44,354 _ 34 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,179 _ 35 00:01:46,204 --> 00:01:48,204 _ 36 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,158 ♪ hey! ♪ 37 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:07,726 Peggy. 38 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,800 Peggy. 39 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:21,073 Have you actualized fully? 40 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:26,678 What? 41 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:29,715 Have you actualized fully? 42 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:34,686 I don't know. 43 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,989 I mean, I'm trying. 44 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:41,693 Do you feel cold sometimes, even when it's hot? 45 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:43,695 Sometimes. 46 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:51,270 Do you understand the difference between thinking and being? 47 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,373 What do you mean? 48 00:02:54,375 --> 00:03:00,846 Do you understand the difference between thinking and being? 49 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,283 I-- 50 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:08,620 To be is simply to exist. 51 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,989 Try it. 52 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:13,592 Try simply being. 53 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,235 I'm sorry. 54 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,304 But how is sitting here 55 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:29,007 gonna help me be the best person I can be? 56 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,175 Ah. 57 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,413 You want an explanation. 58 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:38,317 Well, kinda. 59 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:43,155 The human mind, aroused by an insistence for meaning, 60 00:03:43,157 --> 00:03:50,062 seeks and finds nothing but contradiction and nonsense. 61 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:54,199 Okay. 62 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:57,836 It's just practically, I'm saying. 63 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:02,040 Uh, as a person, a married person, 64 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:05,077 a woman who's worried 65 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,180 she's not living up to her full potential. 66 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:13,285 Think or be. 67 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:19,191 You can't do both. 68 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:23,562 You're saying... 69 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:26,698 don't think about the person I want to be. 70 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:30,202 Just be that person. 71 00:04:30,204 --> 00:04:31,603 Peggy. 72 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:34,539 Don't think about the person I want to be. 73 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:35,907 Just be that person. 74 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,576 Just be that person. 75 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:39,544 Peggy. 76 00:04:39,546 --> 00:04:41,213 Peggy, are you okay? 77 00:04:41,215 --> 00:04:42,648 We were just talking, 78 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,283 and-- and it all finally makes sense. 79 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,951 This lady has lost her mind, brother. 80 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:48,887 Shut up. 81 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:50,589 She's seeing people who are not there. 82 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,591 - I said "Shut up." - And here I am, tied up for no reason, 83 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:55,227 a concerned citizen just walking past, 84 00:04:55,229 --> 00:04:57,229 and I-- and I hear a cry for help. 85 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:59,498 No, you're a Gerhardt. 86 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:03,101 And you're shit on my shoe. 87 00:05:03,103 --> 00:05:04,970 Why don't you come here and let me wipe you off? 88 00:05:16,016 --> 00:05:19,151 Okay. The cops are coming. Who knows who else. 89 00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:20,786 Okay, no time to pack. Just the clothes on our back. 90 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,020 - Okay. - Okay? 91 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:23,822 Okay. 92 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,191 Did you-- 93 00:05:26,193 --> 00:05:27,492 No. 94 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,960 It was him. 95 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:31,596 He's the leader, I think. 96 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,400 Then we take him with us. 97 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,370 Peggy. 98 00:05:38,372 --> 00:05:40,505 We're taking his car? 99 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,708 Yeah, they'll be looking for ours. 100 00:05:42,710 --> 00:05:44,309 I understand now, hon. 101 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:47,112 - Come on. - Everything, what I have to do. 102 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:49,548 That's good. Now, watch your head. 103 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,983 Got one. 104 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,903 Gunshot. 105 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:26,171 Got another. 106 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,907 Gerhardts, I'm thinking. 107 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,186 No sign of Ed or Peggy. 108 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,226 I'm calling a medic. 109 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:50,896 Yeah. Probably a good idea. 110 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,867 This is just embarrassing. 111 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:58,203 I'll get an APB out on the Gerhardt boys, 112 00:08:58,205 --> 00:09:01,006 and, uh, see about starting the hunt for Ed and Peggy. 113 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,842 Don't-- don't tell Betsy I'm down. 114 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,645 Yeah, she scares me more than you, so... 115 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,812 I'm gonna call. 116 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,481 Oh, you s... 117 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:46,705 _ 118 00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:01,126 I've just been doing it all wrong. 119 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,128 Both of us. 120 00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:05,096 - We make a trade, hon, is what I'm thinking. - Wanting things, 121 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,598 pretending to be something we're not. 122 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,133 Selling their man back to 'em for freedom. 123 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,801 It's like when you're a kid and-- 124 00:11:09,803 --> 00:11:12,170 and you need permission to go to the washroom, and-- 125 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,039 and you raise your hand and wait for the teacher to call on you. 126 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,207 But meantime, you just have to go so bad. 127 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,309 - I should've looked at his wallet. - But you just go. 128 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,944 Know exactly who we're dealing with here. 129 00:11:19,946 --> 00:11:20,979 You just go. 130 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,181 You don't ask. You just go. 131 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,284 Till then, hon, we stick to the small roads, 132 00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,987 out of the way motels, and we just-- we keep moving. 133 00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,188 A road trip. 134 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,523 Wait. Hold the phone. 135 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:33,124 Uncle Grady's got that-- 136 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,627 that hunting cabin outside Canistota. 137 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,662 It's empty now. We go there and hole up. 138 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,497 See? We're moving now. 139 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,901 Things are flowing. Not trapped anymore. 140 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:46,004 Well, I-I mean, that was our home. 141 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,073 Yeah, but I mean energy-wise, you know? 142 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:50,008 I mean, you got to admit, 143 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,576 we were stuck in the mud. 144 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:52,877 Emotionally, I mean. 145 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,181 And-- and now, we're flying. 146 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,416 We-- we got a plan. That's what matters. 147 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,186 We-- we-- we got a plan for how to get out of this. 148 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:03,321 See it then be it. That's from Lifespring. 149 00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:06,024 Except-- except the cops. We-- we got to figure out-- 150 00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,226 we're gonna figure this out. 151 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,396 Right now, I just got to keep us alive. 152 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,864 You're doing it, hon. 153 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,066 We both are. 154 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,102 We're actualized. 155 00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,298 Oh, I like it. 156 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,267 How come we've never come here before? 157 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:52,704 You said Uncle Grady smelled like athlete's foot. 158 00:12:52,706 --> 00:12:54,139 Remember? 159 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,874 Hon. 160 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,108 What? 161 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,977 In case he gets feisty. 162 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,249 Ohh. 163 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,784 Oh, no. 164 00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,585 Aah! 165 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:08,653 Ooh. 166 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,288 - Ohh! - Ooh! 167 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,064 Good thinking, hon. 168 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,441 My tongue. My tongue. 169 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,443 What? 170 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,814 I bit my tongue half off. 171 00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:44,455 You're dead, in case you were wondering. 172 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,990 You and your whore. 173 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,826 Zip your lips. 174 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,861 Dodd Gerhardt. 175 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:56,367 I'm gonna have fun taking her apart. 176 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,677 No. 177 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,017 That's good, yeah? 178 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,520 Yeah. 179 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,555 I saw a little convenience store up the road. 180 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:19,157 Gonna go make the call. 181 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,059 Oh, hon, there's a-- a phone near the bathroom. 182 00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:24,662 Yeah, I'm gonna use a pay phone. Make it untraceable. 183 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:26,998 Oh, smart thinking, Ed Blumquist. 184 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,566 What are you gonna say? 185 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,469 Well... 186 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,538 you know, uh... 187 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,306 "If we give him back to you, 188 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:39,344 you got to promise we'll go unmolested." 189 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,413 What if they say no? 190 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,583 Well, then, I'll show them which part's the flank steak. 191 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,945 Yeah, uh, it's, uh... 192 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,414 Is this the Gerhardt headquarters? 193 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,618 Good. 194 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,954 Well, this is the Butcher. 195 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:26,791 And, uh, I-I need to talk to who's in charge. 196 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:30,595 No, not your butcher, the Butcher. 197 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,463 Yeah. 198 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,098 From Luverne. 199 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,603 So, let me talk to who's in charge. 200 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:41,406 I got Dodd. 201 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:42,774 You heard me. 202 00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,112 Yeah. 203 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,814 Yeah. 204 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,967 What do you mean a message? 205 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:12,136 Don't they-- I-I mean I got Dodd. 206 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,939 Did you tell them that? 207 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,013 Just-- just tell them I'll call them back, okay? 208 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,445 Foot's on the other shoe now. 209 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,348 Shut up. 210 00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,784 Oh, now that's just rude. 211 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,856 Come on, for shit's sake! 212 00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,557 Hey. 213 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,260 Ed'll be back any minute, so don't get any ideas. 214 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:16,534 I got four daughters, you know. 215 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,437 I'm not a bad guy. 216 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:25,476 You called me a whore. I heard. 217 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,880 I swear to Christ, when I'm free, 218 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:32,250 you're gonna see the back of my hand. 219 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,098 We're gonna be spending some time together, 220 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,866 so you need to be civil. 221 00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:51,669 Go to hell. 222 00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:58,409 Ow! Bitch! 223 00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,877 Ohh! 224 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,279 Bitch. 225 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,548 What did I just say?! 226 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,750 You gonna be nice? 227 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,051 Yeah. 228 00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:08,686 Okay, okay, all right! All right! 229 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,257 Good. 230 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,094 Now, I'm making beans. You want some beans? 231 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:17,929 No. 232 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,867 No what? 233 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,138 No, thank you. 234 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,940 That's better. 235 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:36,314 I got to say this whole thing has just been... 236 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,116 And, I mean, I'm sorry about your brother. 237 00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:40,151 I am, but it was an accident. 238 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,820 And this whole thing has just been so-- 239 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,989 I mean, I'm trying to stay positive. 240 00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,457 That's one thing. 241 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,559 If you spend any time with me, you'll see. 242 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,394 Positive Peggy is what they call me. 243 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:54,065 But this whole thing has just been super hard on Ed. 244 00:18:54,067 --> 00:18:56,067 He's a little more delicate, you know? 245 00:18:56,069 --> 00:18:59,737 I mean, he's a big guy and all, but deep down, I mean, 246 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,341 this whole thing has just been really hard on him. 247 00:19:03,343 --> 00:19:06,911 And it's my fault. I know. 248 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,780 I mean... 249 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:12,517 I hit the guy. 250 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,986 Your brother. 251 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:19,490 And I'm sorry about that. I am. 252 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:24,929 And he was... stepping out into the road. 253 00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,764 Didn't even look where he was going. 254 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,032 No. No. 255 00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,667 No. 256 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:33,771 And so, Ed, you know, all he did was clean it up. 257 00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,607 And then you sent those other fellas, 258 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,677 and, I mean, what were we supposed to do? 259 00:19:39,679 --> 00:19:41,879 You know? 260 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,650 So, now I'm hoping-- we're both hoping-- 261 00:19:45,652 --> 00:19:50,321 that we can just smooth this all over now 262 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,057 and everything can go back to normal. 263 00:19:56,396 --> 00:19:57,862 Oh, wait. 264 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,732 No, you said you didn't want beans, didn't you? 265 00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:03,734 No, it's okay. They're good. 266 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,970 Really good, good stuff. 267 00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:08,739 No, I-I mean, I should've... 268 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,209 Well... 269 00:20:12,979 --> 00:20:16,514 Everything that's been going on, 270 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,483 and I mean, here I am, 271 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,352 trying to actualize fully, you know? 272 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,021 And I mean, that's no small thing. 273 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,091 To review and reflect, contextualize. 274 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,096 Not just keep making past mistakes. 275 00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,900 Will you listen to me nattering on. 276 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,439 Oh, hey, hon. We're just-- 277 00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,674 I made some beans. You want some? 278 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,344 No, that's okay. 279 00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,418 What happened to him? 280 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,554 Oh, well, now, 281 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,889 we don't need to talk about that, do we? 282 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,125 Water under the bridge. 283 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,364 Hon, did you stab the hostage? 284 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,632 - Yes. - No. 285 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,100 Yes. 286 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,868 I mean, I had to teach him some manners is all 287 00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:12,470 if we're gonna be spending time together. 288 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:15,973 And him so angry when we're the ones who should be angry. 289 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,908 I mean, when you get right down to it, 290 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:20,144 it's our shop that burned down. 291 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,079 - Help. - Our house we had to leave behind. 292 00:21:22,081 --> 00:21:24,315 She's crazy. Keep her away from me. 293 00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,784 - Hon. - Help. 294 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,586 - Hon. Hon. - Hmm? 295 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,988 They're-- they're not gonna want him back 296 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,424 if we-- if we cut him up too much. 297 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,992 Oh, I hardly stuck him at all. 298 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,927 - I'm hurt real bad. - Shut up. 299 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:38,496 I think she punctured a lung. 300 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:42,066 How'd it go with the family? They gonna negotiate? 301 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,602 Had to leave a message. 302 00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:46,771 Well, you-- you said we had him. 303 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:49,307 Yeah, but it-- it was just like a flunky or something, 304 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,309 so I said I'd call back. 305 00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,444 Okay, well, maybe there's-- 306 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,080 Sounds like there's a war going on up there. 307 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,682 Maybe they're busy. 308 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:01,285 Yeah, but I mean, if he's such an important guy, you know? 309 00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,354 Well, hon, don't... 310 00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:07,591 Don't doubt yourself, Ed. That was my undoing. 311 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:10,027 See it then be it, right? 312 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:14,665 So, just... have some beans and call back. 313 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,070 They'll be home next time for sure. 314 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,680 Good? 315 00:22:31,451 --> 00:22:34,452 Hon, you got to stop stabbing him. 316 00:23:18,761 --> 00:23:23,377 _ 317 00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,358 Water. 318 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,577 Did you spit in this? 319 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,312 What? 320 00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:15,319 Tequila. 321 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:17,521 Pour it in front of me. 322 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,334 Here you go, chief. 323 00:24:36,242 --> 00:24:38,642 Looking for a couple. 324 00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:42,346 Redheaded man and a blond woman driving a blue Lincoln. 325 00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:43,714 White couple? 326 00:24:46,452 --> 00:24:49,320 Didn't you guys try to start your own country a while back? 327 00:24:49,322 --> 00:24:51,956 Wounded Knee. 328 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,491 What happened there? 329 00:24:53,493 --> 00:24:55,459 Didn't you feel like being Americans anymore? 330 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,429 I'm not from there. 331 00:24:58,431 --> 00:24:59,830 Yeah. 332 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:03,934 See, well, I'm not sure I want to serve alcohol 333 00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,970 to a man who doesn't want to be an American. 334 00:25:05,972 --> 00:25:09,840 How about a man who did three tours in Vietnam 335 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:13,110 who's got a purple heart and a bronze star? 336 00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:14,578 Who, you? 337 00:25:22,288 --> 00:25:25,122 You're welcome. 338 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:33,163 Me, oh, my, oh. 339 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,499 Where you going, Geronimo? Huh? 340 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,368 You gonna grab your bow and arrow there? 341 00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,003 I don't think his teepee's here. 342 00:25:39,005 --> 00:25:41,038 No. 343 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,973 We're talking to you, shit bird. 344 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,009 Is that a teepee? 345 00:25:45,011 --> 00:25:46,577 Ooh. 346 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:48,078 What are you doing, buddy? 347 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,347 Ooh. 348 00:25:50,349 --> 00:25:52,349 Just wanted a glass of water. 349 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,685 Oh, shit bird's thirsty. Get a load of that. 350 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,520 Is he crying, Earl? I think he's crying. 351 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:57,655 Huh? 352 00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,157 Aah! 353 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,892 Whoa, now. Now, hold on. 354 00:26:01,894 --> 00:26:03,060 Aah! 355 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:07,097 - Aah! - Aah! 356 00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:17,741 Aah! Aah! 357 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,212 No, look. I called the cop-- 358 00:26:43,402 --> 00:26:45,269 Freeze, cochise! 359 00:26:57,349 --> 00:26:59,844 _ 360 00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:11,328 Excuse me, Your Lordship. I got to go to the john. 361 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:14,131 Well, I-I can't risk untying you. 362 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,933 Not after before. 363 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,703 Yeah, but I'm gonna... pee in my pants in a minute here. 364 00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,741 Well, that's okay, I guess. 365 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:26,410 No. Look, I'm not gonna-- 366 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:30,080 not gonna pee in my pants like a half-wit. 367 00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,849 I got rights here. 368 00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:33,450 He's right, hon. 369 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:36,754 There's, uh, what do ya-- the Geneva Convention. 370 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:40,524 Are we talking number one or number two? 371 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,426 What? 372 00:27:42,428 --> 00:27:45,195 You got to pee or you got to poop, I'm saying? 373 00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:48,265 Geez, kid, I got-- I'm gonna blow a sack here. 374 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:52,436 Hon, you're gonna have to... help him with his pants. 375 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:53,704 I'll do it. 376 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,039 - No. - No, no. 377 00:27:55,041 --> 00:27:57,107 No, I-I'll do it. 378 00:27:57,109 --> 00:28:01,045 Hurry up. Hurry up. 379 00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:03,280 Come on. 380 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:06,383 Now... 381 00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:09,953 I'm gonna open your drawers, okay? 382 00:28:09,955 --> 00:28:11,555 I can't hold it. 383 00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:14,324 Come on. 384 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,859 Well.. 385 00:28:22,835 --> 00:28:27,237 Don't-- don't pee on me. 386 00:28:27,239 --> 00:28:29,139 I'm-- I'm helping you out here. 387 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,241 - Don't look at me. - Yeah, I'm hel-- 388 00:28:36,549 --> 00:28:39,349 Ahh! 389 00:28:39,351 --> 00:28:41,151 Oh, sweet Jesus. 390 00:28:41,153 --> 00:28:42,586 Ahh. 391 00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:55,432 - Done? - Yeah. 392 00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:12,449 Well, okay. Uh, I'm gonna go make the call. 393 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,384 You'll be okay? 394 00:29:14,386 --> 00:29:16,920 Affirmative. 395 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:35,372 Hey, doll. 396 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:38,475 I got some Chablis on ice. 397 00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:54,685 How you doing? 398 00:30:54,687 --> 00:30:57,588 You know, with a song in my heart. 399 00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,124 Warm for March. 400 00:31:01,126 --> 00:31:03,327 Yeah, has been, I guess. 401 00:31:03,329 --> 00:31:06,330 No opinion required. Just factual. 402 00:31:06,332 --> 00:31:09,533 The hippies want you to believe the planet's heating up 403 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:11,568 because of my wife's hair spray. 404 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,004 Yeah. That's, uh... 405 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:18,141 I don't know about that, but... it's been warm. 406 00:31:18,143 --> 00:31:21,144 Saw you earlier on the phone. 407 00:31:21,146 --> 00:31:24,848 Yeah, down at the lake there. 408 00:31:24,850 --> 00:31:28,886 Having a-a holiday, I guess you'd call it. 409 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:32,055 No phone at the cabin, so... 410 00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:34,258 Wrong time of year for a holiday. 411 00:31:34,260 --> 00:31:36,059 Can't swim, can't hunt. 412 00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:40,764 Yep, it's been pretty quiet. 413 00:31:43,702 --> 00:31:45,936 These, too. 414 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,239 Yep, just you and the moose. 415 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:53,310 Yeah. Just us and the moose. 416 00:31:54,847 --> 00:31:57,614 Going crazy down there, to be honest. 417 00:31:57,616 --> 00:32:01,218 I bet. How about a pack of cards? 418 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:02,719 Just 39 cents. 419 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:05,889 Yeah, sure. Okay. 420 00:32:05,891 --> 00:32:08,258 You know what? On the house. 421 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,093 For you and the missus. 422 00:32:10,095 --> 00:32:11,795 Well, thanks. 423 00:32:11,797 --> 00:32:15,465 - It is, uh, you and the missus, yeah? - Yeah. 424 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:20,404 Say, what-- what time do you open in the morning? 425 00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:21,738 Usually around 7:00, 426 00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,307 unless I sleep in, which I don't. 427 00:32:23,309 --> 00:32:25,909 Just between you and me, if you could eat a rooster, 428 00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:28,045 I'd have done it by now. 429 00:32:30,883 --> 00:32:32,449 Okay, then. 430 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,551 Okay, then. 431 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,907 Stupid. 432 00:32:56,909 --> 00:32:59,343 Stupid. 433 00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:32,676 Hi. Hi, there. 434 00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:34,978 I'm good, thanks. How are you? 435 00:33:34,980 --> 00:33:36,546 Well, fantastic. 436 00:33:36,548 --> 00:33:38,548 I'm trying to reach the Southnik Hotel. 437 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:40,550 It's in Sioux Falls. 438 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,687 Uh, just the front desk, please. 439 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,889 Okay. Great. 440 00:33:47,726 --> 00:33:50,360 Uh, hi. Um, I'm looking for one of your guests, 441 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:52,229 last name Heck. 442 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:55,365 Yeah, spelled just like that. First name Constance. 443 00:33:56,635 --> 00:33:57,801 Okay, I'll wait. 444 00:34:09,014 --> 00:34:11,014 Hello? 445 00:34:11,016 --> 00:34:12,816 Oh, gosh, did I wake you? 446 00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:15,419 No, I'm... 447 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:20,390 Where are you, sweetie? You're missing the seminar. 448 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,392 I know, and I feel terrible, 449 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,495 but we're kind of in a little trouble. 450 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:26,696 You and Ed? 451 00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,899 Yeah. 452 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,700 Well... 453 00:34:30,702 --> 00:34:33,170 It's a long story, but I'm dealing with it. 454 00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:34,571 How's it going? 455 00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:36,206 - What? - The seminar. 456 00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,274 Is it amazing? 457 00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,509 Oh, it's... 458 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,711 You should come. There's still time. 459 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,447 I wish. 460 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:47,717 Although, I did have kind of a breakthrough. 461 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,420 Like a-a vision, you know? 462 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,057 I can see things a whole lot more clear now. 463 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:57,527 And I-- maybe I don't need it as much anymore. 464 00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:00,263 Well, vision's important, but-- 465 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:03,100 Yeah, so I just wanted to call and say thanks. 466 00:35:03,102 --> 00:35:05,302 I know you paid for the room and-- 467 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,404 Don't be silly. The room. 468 00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:10,707 I'm just glad you're-- and-- and maybe-- 469 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:13,076 I mean, where are you? 470 00:35:13,078 --> 00:35:15,912 Maybe we could meet for a drink. 471 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:18,882 You could fill me in, tell me about your vision. 472 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:21,451 Oh. No. No, no, no, no. 473 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:22,919 Better not. 474 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:24,988 I mean, we're out in the woods here. 475 00:35:24,990 --> 00:35:27,090 Not-- not far, but like I said, 476 00:35:27,092 --> 00:35:29,159 we had some trouble and we're hiding out. 477 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:32,295 Ooh. Sounds romantic. 478 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,899 No. Well, sort of. 479 00:35:35,901 --> 00:35:38,802 Ed and me, it's not been easy lately, 480 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:41,404 but we're coming together now. 481 00:35:41,406 --> 00:35:43,140 Working as equals, which is-- 482 00:35:43,142 --> 00:35:45,108 - That's great, hon. - Mm-hmm. 483 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:48,245 Yeah, so I should go. 484 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:50,647 Hey, you know-- you know, 485 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,150 there's all this great material here as part of the course. 486 00:35:53,152 --> 00:35:55,252 Workbooks and the like. 487 00:35:55,254 --> 00:35:58,421 And since you already paid, I got them right here. 488 00:35:58,423 --> 00:36:00,590 Maybe I should send them to you. 489 00:36:00,592 --> 00:36:02,159 Oh, yeah. 490 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:05,829 Yeah. Real eye-opening stuff. 491 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:08,298 I mean, I've made more progress 492 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,001 since this morning than ever maybe. 493 00:36:11,003 --> 00:36:15,539 Tsk. Not sure how long we'll be here is the thing. 494 00:36:15,541 --> 00:36:17,007 Sure. 495 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:20,143 But, I mean, mail service is what, three days? 496 00:36:20,145 --> 00:36:22,612 Yeah. 497 00:36:22,614 --> 00:36:25,815 Just-- no, no. C-can you hold onto it for me 498 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:27,684 if it's not too much of a bother? 499 00:36:27,686 --> 00:36:30,720 It's no problem. You said you're close. 500 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:34,958 I'll just-- Where are you? 501 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,395 I'll jump in the car and-- 502 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,463 Wait till you see this workbook. 503 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:43,466 It's like a road map to unlocking your inner go-getter. 504 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,002 We're-- I don't know exactly where we are. 505 00:36:46,004 --> 00:36:50,173 I think southwest, near Vermillion. 506 00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:51,575 The lake. 507 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:54,211 It's a kind of cabin. 508 00:36:54,213 --> 00:36:58,515 Well, I-I'll just-- Is there a phonebook there? 509 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,150 A piece of mail? 510 00:37:00,152 --> 00:37:04,154 I'll come over with the workbooks and you could-- 511 00:37:04,156 --> 00:37:08,758 Like I said, I made more progress in hours than ever-- 512 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,060 No, you're sweet, 513 00:37:10,062 --> 00:37:12,229 but like I said, we're hiding out, 514 00:37:12,231 --> 00:37:13,763 so I'll just-- 515 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:16,099 I'll call you as soon as it's over, okay? 516 00:37:16,101 --> 00:37:17,167 I'll give you a call. Okay? 517 00:37:17,169 --> 00:37:18,668 Yeah? But... 518 00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,403 Okay, bye. 519 00:37:30,449 --> 00:37:32,949 I tried. You heard. 520 00:37:49,635 --> 00:37:52,502 He's looking at us. 521 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,873 He's looking at us. 522 00:37:56,875 --> 00:37:59,542 Hmm? 523 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:02,045 - Make him stop. - Stop looking at us. 524 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,648 Where am I supposed to look? 525 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:09,819 Just close your eyes. 526 00:38:09,821 --> 00:38:11,621 I'm not tired. 527 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,323 I don't care. 528 00:38:24,236 --> 00:38:26,269 Don't you do it. 529 00:38:26,271 --> 00:38:27,837 Don't you do it. 530 00:38:27,839 --> 00:38:29,205 Hey. 531 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:36,546 Thanks, hon. 532 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:41,117 God damn it. 533 00:38:51,263 --> 00:38:54,230 The perfect grind every time. 534 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:59,469 And now back to The South Dakota Morning Movie 535 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:02,172 "Operation Eagle's Nest" starring Ronald Reagan. 536 00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,640 Okay, I'm gonna give it one more go 537 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:04,941 and not take no for an answer. 538 00:39:04,943 --> 00:39:06,609 Go get 'em, hon. 539 00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:23,026 We must hide. He's coming. 540 00:40:09,207 --> 00:40:13,410 Marie... you must make me a promise. 541 00:40:13,412 --> 00:40:15,412 If something should happen to me-- 542 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:17,414 No. 543 00:40:17,416 --> 00:40:19,349 Don't say it. 544 00:40:19,351 --> 00:40:23,753 You must continue on without me. 545 00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,356 This war is bigger than us. 546 00:40:26,358 --> 00:40:27,524 - No. - And our love. 547 00:40:27,526 --> 00:40:29,058 No. 548 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:31,261 Shh. 549 00:40:36,768 --> 00:40:38,268 Smoke. 550 00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:42,972 He's trying to force us out. 551 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:44,641 But we can't go out there. 552 00:40:44,643 --> 00:40:47,310 If we stay here, we burn in our own little hell. 553 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,645 We have no choice. 554 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,614 But he'll shoot us down. 555 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,050 Us? 556 00:40:55,153 --> 00:40:56,319 No. 557 00:40:57,656 --> 00:41:01,324 Pierre, what are you suggesting? 558 00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,731 I will be your shield. 559 00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:14,003 One of us must make it across the border. 560 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:40,797 Take that, you Nazi rat. 561 00:41:40,799 --> 00:41:42,465 Come on. 562 00:41:42,467 --> 00:41:43,766 Hurry! 563 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:44,160 Y-y-you're not making any sense here, mister. 564 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:48,064 I'm telling you I've got your man. 565 00:42:48,066 --> 00:42:50,500 I've got your boss man, and you-- 566 00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:01,971 _ 567 00:43:01,972 --> 00:43:04,747 _ 568 00:43:04,783 --> 00:43:07,951 Well, you know what, sir? Uh... 569 00:43:07,953 --> 00:43:09,586 I-I might just call over to the other side, 570 00:43:09,588 --> 00:43:11,220 see if they want him. 571 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:13,122 Thank you so much for your help. Bye-bye. 572 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:24,467 Uh, Fargo, please. 573 00:43:24,469 --> 00:43:27,003 It's the Pearl Hotel. 574 00:43:29,441 --> 00:43:34,611 Hi. Uh, I'm looking for, uh, Mike Milligan. 575 00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:38,948 He's, uh-- he's with a party of fellas. 576 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:42,218 Kind of rough types. 577 00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:47,724 No, ma'am, I'm not a reporter. 578 00:43:47,726 --> 00:43:51,828 He left his wallet in my store the other day, 579 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,464 and, uh, it's got 100 bucks in it, 580 00:43:54,466 --> 00:43:57,367 so I thought he might want that back. 581 00:43:59,571 --> 00:44:02,138 Bag 'em and drop 'em in the woods. 582 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:05,241 We tell the boss the Gerhardts got 'em. 583 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:37,273 Hello? 584 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,778 Mike Milligan? 585 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:43,279 Yes. 586 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:51,220 Today's your lucky day, Mike. 587 00:44:51,222 --> 00:44:53,723 I've got Dodd Gerhardt in the trunk of my car. 588 00:44:53,725 --> 00:44:55,525 You want him? 589 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:59,395 Sir... 590 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:03,232 if I kiss you when we meet, would that be inappropriate? 591 00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:05,368 What? I don't... 592 00:45:08,473 --> 00:45:11,007 Nothing, just... 593 00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:14,544 Well, it's been a day. 594 00:45:14,546 --> 00:45:19,515 But the fact is I do. I do want him. 595 00:45:19,517 --> 00:45:22,351 The question is, what do you want? 596 00:45:22,353 --> 00:45:25,354 Well, I got the whole Gerhardt family after me, 597 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:28,057 and I need you to make them stop. 598 00:45:28,059 --> 00:45:33,696 Oh. Then I think you and I can make a deal. 599 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:36,199 Well, that's good, then. 600 00:45:36,201 --> 00:45:38,367 That's real good. 601 00:45:38,369 --> 00:45:43,206 Uh, meet me in Sioux Falls tomorrow morning, 8:00. 602 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:46,576 There's a motel off the interstate here. 603 00:45:46,578 --> 00:45:50,113 Motor Motel, I think. 604 00:45:50,115 --> 00:45:52,515 It's two stories. 605 00:45:52,517 --> 00:45:54,383 8:00 AM. 606 00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:57,787 Yeah, and no funny business, either, you hear? 607 00:45:57,789 --> 00:46:00,022 'Cause I've killed people before, 608 00:46:00,024 --> 00:46:02,925 and I'm not afraid to do it again. 609 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,094 Maybe you heard of me-- the Butcher of Luverne. 610 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,196 I have heard of you. 611 00:46:07,198 --> 00:46:13,536 And may I say, brother, I like your style. 612 00:46:26,450 --> 00:46:35,039 _ 613 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:40,463 This capacity crowd is ready to go. 614 00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:43,466 And we're getting ready for the puck. 615 00:46:47,672 --> 00:46:51,507 Well, like I was saying, groundhog saw his shadow. 616 00:46:53,578 --> 00:46:57,580 Did it seem like six more weeks of winter to you? 617 00:46:57,582 --> 00:47:01,083 Well, not that I'm complaining, mind you. 618 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,619 I mean, I'm just passing time here 619 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:05,254 till they carry me out of here toes up. 620 00:47:20,104 --> 00:47:23,706 Okay, then. 621 00:47:23,708 --> 00:47:27,710 And that will get a whistle and draw a penalty. 622 00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:29,879 I can't believe they're calling a penalty. 623 00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:31,480 Looking for a redhead. 624 00:47:31,482 --> 00:47:33,115 Well, uh-- 625 00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:34,383 Not sure I can help you there. 626 00:47:34,385 --> 00:47:37,553 Redhead, heavyset. 627 00:47:37,555 --> 00:47:41,891 Okay, well, there's a bar a mile or so up the road. 628 00:47:41,893 --> 00:47:45,428 You could potentially meet a fat-type girl there. 629 00:47:47,999 --> 00:47:51,901 I'm not looking for a girl. I'm looking for a man. 630 00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:56,539 Heavyset, he parts his hair in the middle. 631 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:59,041 Look, this is a family place. 632 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:00,643 We sell motor oil and pop 633 00:48:00,645 --> 00:48:03,880 and, you know, maps for tourists. 634 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:05,882 Get a lot of tourists? 635 00:48:05,884 --> 00:48:07,750 Not so many, no. 636 00:48:07,752 --> 00:48:12,555 Sometimes people on their way to Rushmore. 637 00:48:12,557 --> 00:48:15,558 He's driving a blue Lincoln. 638 00:48:15,560 --> 00:48:18,794 Heavyset, redheaded man. 639 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:25,101 L-look, if you're not gonna buy something, 640 00:48:25,103 --> 00:48:27,336 I-I think you should leave. 641 00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:30,940 Yeah. You know him. 642 00:48:30,942 --> 00:48:33,509 No. 643 00:48:37,916 --> 00:48:40,283 Look... 644 00:48:40,285 --> 00:48:43,552 all I know is fella comes in here two, three times, 645 00:48:43,554 --> 00:48:44,921 uses the phone outside. 646 00:48:44,923 --> 00:48:46,455 Redhead? 647 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:48,925 Yeah. Heavyset, like you said. 648 00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:53,029 One time comes in and says something like, uh... 649 00:48:53,031 --> 00:48:54,563 Yeah. 650 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:57,300 "We're going crazy down there at the lake." 651 00:48:57,302 --> 00:49:00,536 See, this time of year, not much to do-- 652 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:02,905 - At the lake. - Yeah. 653 00:49:02,907 --> 00:49:04,807 We were just-- 654 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,043 He wasn't agitated, uh, but that's what he said. 655 00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:09,779 "We're going crazy down there at the lake." 656 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,747 Even bought a pack of cards. 657 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:19,221 Okay. 658 00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,601 ...shot and scores! 659 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,837 Unbelievable! 660 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:28,924 Hon. 661 00:50:34,499 --> 00:50:35,798 Hon? 662 00:50:48,312 --> 00:50:51,147 Son, you got yourself a woman problem. 663 00:50:52,683 --> 00:50:54,183 How I know is 664 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:56,719 they've been plaguing me my whole life. 665 00:50:56,721 --> 00:50:58,387 What's the joke? 666 00:50:58,389 --> 00:51:01,490 Can't live with them, can't turn them into cat food. 667 00:51:01,492 --> 00:51:06,595 Personally, I don't see the value in all that talking 668 00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:12,334 and the mood swings and the lack of rational thinking, 669 00:51:12,336 --> 00:51:14,904 which, brother, your bitch has got that in spades. 670 00:51:14,906 --> 00:51:18,207 See, the male of the species 671 00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:20,843 has got the potential for greatness. 672 00:51:22,780 --> 00:51:24,847 Look at your kings of old. 673 00:51:24,849 --> 00:51:29,385 Napoleon, Kublai Khan, Samson. 674 00:51:29,387 --> 00:51:32,922 Giants made of muscle and steel. 675 00:51:32,924 --> 00:51:37,226 But these women, even in those Bible movies, 676 00:51:37,228 --> 00:51:41,297 you see a Delilah and, uh, Scheherazade... 677 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:47,203 I want to tell you my own private belief here. 678 00:51:47,205 --> 00:51:51,440 I think Satan is a woman. 679 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:54,477 Think about it. 680 00:51:54,479 --> 00:51:59,582 With her snake tongue always undermin-- 681 00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:02,384 See? 682 00:52:02,386 --> 00:52:04,487 What did I tell you? 683 00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:07,289 No matter what you do to them, 684 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:08,991 these goddamn twats just won't stop 685 00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,793 till you put them down. 686 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:12,728 Aah! 687 00:52:14,465 --> 00:52:16,232 Aah! 688 00:52:20,938 --> 00:52:23,005 Aah! 689 00:52:28,446 --> 00:52:30,446 - Aah! - Ohh! 690 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,030 Ed? 691 00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,032 Ed? 692 00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:53,769 Ed? Are you okay? 693 00:52:53,771 --> 00:52:56,172 Are you okay? Ed? 694 00:52:56,174 --> 00:52:58,340 Is he... 695 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:01,043 Is he dead? 696 00:53:01,045 --> 00:53:03,279 I don't know. 697 00:53:43,521 --> 00:53:45,221 Watch him, Ed. 698 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,592 Yeah, my eyes are open now. 699 00:53:55,333 --> 00:53:58,500 I could almost hear Mike Milligan 700 00:53:58,502 --> 00:54:00,603 drooling over the phone. 701 00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:02,271 He'll know what to do with you. 702 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:05,541 My neck. Something-- something's wrong. 703 00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:06,642 Ohh. 704 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:13,616 Step away from him now. 705 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:17,953 Oh, thank Christ. Get me out of here. 706 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:20,823 Sit down, both of you. 707 00:54:23,027 --> 00:54:25,294 What if we say no? 708 00:54:25,296 --> 00:54:28,964 Just shoot 'em, you half breed. 709 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,666 I'm hurt real bad here. 710 00:54:37,074 --> 00:54:39,875 I can't feel my legs. 711 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:45,848 Thinking of getting a haircut. 712 00:54:47,752 --> 00:54:49,485 How do you...? 713 00:54:50,888 --> 00:54:53,555 Something professional. 714 00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,960 Shorter, like on the sides and back. 715 00:54:59,997 --> 00:55:05,934 Well, I mean, you got the bone structure. 716 00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:08,137 Jesus Christ, you mongrel... 717 00:55:08,139 --> 00:55:10,272 Just shoot these two 718 00:55:10,274 --> 00:55:12,308 and get me to a goddamn hospital. 719 00:55:13,077 --> 00:55:15,477 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 720 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:17,313 Can you do it? 721 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,353 Huh? 722 00:55:24,355 --> 00:55:26,155 Haircut. Can you do it? 723 00:55:26,157 --> 00:55:28,424 Look, w-we thank you for-- 724 00:55:28,426 --> 00:55:30,292 Shut up. 725 00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:32,428 Can you do it? 726 00:55:34,365 --> 00:55:37,166 Yeah. Yeah. 727 00:55:37,168 --> 00:55:41,503 Um... let me just, uh-- 728 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,372 let me... 729 00:55:43,374 --> 00:55:45,541 Can you... 730 00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:48,377 Can you sit? 731 00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:53,682 And... I'll go get the scissors. 732 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:57,019 Ed, can you make sure-- our guest may be thirsty. 733 00:55:57,021 --> 00:55:59,288 What? 734 00:55:59,290 --> 00:56:03,525 Oh. Uh... you want a pop? 735 00:56:03,527 --> 00:56:05,494 No pop. 736 00:56:05,496 --> 00:56:07,529 I said sit down. 737 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:24,313 Not sure how sharp they'll be. 738 00:56:24,315 --> 00:56:25,381 No funny tricks. 739 00:56:25,383 --> 00:56:27,149 No. 740 00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:28,917 I mean, you saved us. 741 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:33,522 And... we're grateful for that. 742 00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,691 Aren't we, Ed? 743 00:56:35,693 --> 00:56:38,794 Of course we are, and... 744 00:56:40,831 --> 00:56:45,167 you know, if there's anything we could do to repay you... 745 00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:50,773 you just... 746 00:56:57,848 --> 00:57:00,449 Professional, you said? 747 00:57:00,451 --> 00:57:02,117 Yeah. 748 00:57:02,119 --> 00:57:04,987 Tired of this life. 749 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:07,549 Aah!