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What do we got here?
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You lost?
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You're a pretty thing.
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Hey, girl! Hey, girl!
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You're in the wrong part of town.
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Hey, girl! We're talking to you!
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Hey, get back here!
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- Hey! Get her!
- You better get back here!
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- We gonna get you!
- Hey!
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Come on, hurry up!
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You boys must be lost.
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I suggest you find a
barber shop in Oak Lawn.
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They specialize in your kind of hair.
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Okay, come on, girl.
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- Let's sit you down. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Poor thing.
- That's right, take it easy.
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Her husband chased him five
blocks down Patterson,
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blitzed out of his mind, in his drawers.
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You're jiving me.
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Allison, am I lying?
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Don't pull her into your mess.
You know the girl can't speak.
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Sorry I'm late. Good to see everybody.
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Hey!
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All right, so, I have been
getting a lot of questions
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from the young folk
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asking me about why...
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why it is that the S.J.C.C.
chooses to be nonviolent.
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And they'll say to me things like,
"Ray, these people are killing us.
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So why don't we just fight back?"
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And I understand their sentiment.
Believe me, I understand it.
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'Cause I was there once myself.
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Now go ahead and take a look at that.
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Excuse me?
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In case you wanted to
get involved, sister.
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- Here you are, darlin'.
- See ya.
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Hey, Miles.
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You coming?
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- Do your thing, bro.
- All right now.
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You're not from around here, are ya?
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Oh. You got notes.
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Well, maybe we can discuss
these over dinner.
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My name is Ray.
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What's your name?
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Allison.
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Well, all right, Miss Allison.
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Dinner?
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You've got a good nose.
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You know, planting her in a psych ward,
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taking advantage of
my simpleton brother,
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that was smart.
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Well, the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree.
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- She's your...
- Daughter.
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Yes. And she's my only one,
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so I'd appreciate it if you
didn't crush her windpipe.
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I am so going to enjoy
killing you someday.
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Lila, darling, would you
give us a minute, please?
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Yes, the grown-ups need to talk.
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What is it you want?
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Do you like jazz, Five?
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I'd rather lick a cheese grater.
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Aww.
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Jazz is like a beautiful woman.
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Complex, emotional, hard to please.
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She doesn't just give it to you...
she makes you work for it.
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I'm really hoping that you're
going somewhere with this.
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Under my leadership,
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the Commission would sound more like...
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... jazz.
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And what about the board of directors?
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Well, that's where you come in.
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Nope.
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No, it isn't.
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In exchange for the
assassination of the board,
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I'm willing to get you and your
family out of this timeline
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and back to 2019 where you belong.
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And what about World War III
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that's due to kick off
in just a few days?
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Once you and your siblings
are gone, that goes away.
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And the apocalypse when
we get back to 2019?
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That too.
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I distinctly remember you telling me
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that that apocalypse had to happen,
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that it was supposed to happen.
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Back then I was toeing the company line,
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but once I'm in charge...
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... we can riff...
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Jazz.
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Exactly.
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What about the board of directors, hmm?
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I mean, nobody knows who they are.
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Correct.
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But once every fiscal quarter,
they get together for a board meeting.
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- Where?
- The question is when.
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They meet somewhere in the timeline,
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but never in the same place twice.
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The exact location and date
of these board meetings
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is the most closely-guarded
secret in the Commission.
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But you know where it's
gonna be, don't you?
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Would I be any good at
what I do if I didn't?
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- I need some time to think about it.
- Fine.
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But remember, doomsday's
right around the corner,
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and the way things are going,
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I'm your only option.
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Not yet you aren't.
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Diego, this is a setup.
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Maybe. But we should go anyway.
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Says the guy who's already
been stabbed once this week.
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Oh, don't worry, me and
him are gonna have words.
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- Would you tell him that he's nuts?
- I think we should go.
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- See?
- Vanya, of all people,
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you should hate Dad the most.
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Come on, can he really be that bad?
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Okay, well, let's see.
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He isolated you from
the rest of the family.
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Kept you hopped up on pills.
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And he brainwashed you into
thinking you had no powers.
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- Jesus, this guy...
- Yeah.
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I mean, come on, I have to meet him.
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You already know how this is gonna go.
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Dad is gonna play all his
little mind games on us,
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get into our heads,
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and he's gonna turn us all
against each other. You watch.
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Luther, we're not 12 anymore.
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All right? We're grown-ass men.
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And women.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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We can handle him.
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- Wanna know what's different this time?
- What's that?
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You got me.
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We go in there as a united front.
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No more "Number One,"
"Number Two" bullshit.
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From now on, it's...
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Team Zero.
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"Team Zero"?
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Team Zero.
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All the way.
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This is a mistake.
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Don't mess with my flow.
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You can't just go out there and
tell them the world is gonna end.
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You know what can happen to
cults when things go sideways.
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First of all, it's not a cult.
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All right? And second of all,
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relax, all right?
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I'll make sure there's no
Kool-Aid in the house.
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Oh, what are you gonna
say? "Prepare to die"?
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They deserve a better
explanation, Klaus.
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What, better than the truth?
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Listen, this whole thing
started by accident,
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and it was fun helping
people for a while.
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Oh, this whole thing started
because you're a narcissist.
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- Oh, is that right?
- Isn't an altruistic bone in your body.
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If the world's gonna end, Ben,
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these people should go
back to their families.
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Most of them don't have
families to go back to.
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Jill gave up an Albright
scholarship to Berkeley
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to follow you around the world.
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- Her parents won't even talk to her.
- Jill...
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Jill... Oh, that's the, um...
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... the Dutch girl with
the lazy eye, right?
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No.
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Brown skin, glasses.
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Almond-shaped eyes you get lost in.
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She gave up her entire future for you.
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Maybe she freed herself
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from the prison of the
American education system
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and decided instead to come and
learn from the school of life.
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- Clever girl, I say.
- Klaus, these are real people.
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They're not just...
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scarves you can try on and toss
out whenever you feel like.
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You owe them.
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You know, it's a teensy-weensy
bit frustrating
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when you seem to always want exactly
the opposite of what I want.
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All right, fine.
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Thank you.
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Great, cool.
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Thank you.
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Okay, thank you. Sit down.
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My name is Klaus, and I am an alcoho...
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Sorry, that's the wrong meeting.
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Uh...
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In my walkabout,
I did a lot of thinking...
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searching, ruminating,
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and there's something
that I'd like to share
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with all of you.
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I'm a fraud.
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Yeah, I... I've been lying to all of you
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from... from the start, and, uh...
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I'm a complete and total fraud.
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Me too.
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I... I'm a fraud too.
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- Uh...
- I'm the worst kind of fraud.
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I... I am a fraud to myself.
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But your scriptures say,
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"As long as I know how to love...
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I know I'll stay alive."
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- I...
- That's... Ta-ta-ta-ta. But...
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But that's not scripture.
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Okay? That's a song lyric by
disco diva Gloria Gaynor,
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and I stole it!
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- Gloria Gaynor?
- Gloria Gaynor... ?
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Look, eh, you guys
don't wanna follow me.
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I can't lead you anywhere.
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I'm not a guru, I'm not a messiah,
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I'm... I'm a... fraud!
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And I don't know what I'm doing up here.
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I... I don't. I'm just, you know...
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making it up as we...
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You... You people should all just...
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go back to your families.
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Keechie...
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Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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Look, look, look at me in
the face, okay? It's okay.
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It's okay, though. Listen.
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Everything is gonna be okay.
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Okay?
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I understand.
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Good.
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When we admit our own fraudulence,
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only then can we
experience true humility.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
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That's not what I meant.
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- It's not what I meant.
- I too am a fraud.
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- I am a fraud.
- I too am a fraud!
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I am a fraud!
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I am a fraud! A fraud.
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Okay.
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Well...
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Dude, I tried.
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I am a fraud.
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So there was a Black president?
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- We've been through this.
- Like, "Black" Black.
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- In the White House?
- Yes.
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And you have...
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Powers, yes.
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For the 17th time.
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Why are you telling me this now?
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Because we might not...
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Because you deserve to know the truth.
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Then prove it.
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- Excuse me?
- You heard me.
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Prove it.
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Okay, it is not just some
parlor trick. There is a cost.
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Okay, so Wonder Woman's got
powers, but nobody can see 'em?
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How convenient.
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Excuse me...
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my husband would like
to try on this suit.
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Colored folks can't try
on the merchandise,
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but if you'd like to make a purchase...
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I heard a rumor
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that you let him try on
anything in the store.
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Allison, that was incredible!
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Why don't you do this all the time?
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I mean, think of everything
that we could accomplish.
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For the movement.
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Allison, wait.
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Don't go in there, Allison.
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No, no. We are not doing this again.
260
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,003
Get your Black ass outta here
261
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:27,626
before I call the police.
262
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:30,473
I heard a rumor that you
shut your damn mouth.
263
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,726
Coffee, black.
264
00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,325
More.
265
00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:03,706
More.
266
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,793
Allison.
267
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,087
- What the... ?
- Allison?
268
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,882
- More.
- Allison, stop it.
269
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,216
- More.
- Look at his hand. You're hurting him.
270
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,515
- More.
- Enough.
271
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,478
- You proved your point, babe.
- Sorry.
272
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,948
B-6!
273
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,710
- Thank you.
- Oh, I got that one.
274
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:44,829
I got lucky.
275
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:46,252
Oh, yeah?
276
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,415
O-72!
277
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,441
- Oh!
- And remember, folks,
278
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:53,842
tonight's grand prize is
a brand-new patio set
279
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:56,844
from Monroe's Furniture Emporium!
280
00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,891
Come on. You missed O-72.
281
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:02,347
Pay attention. I want that patio set.
282
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,555
I-29.
283
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:08,613
You're gonna get crow's feet
if you keep scowling like that.
284
00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:11,159
Do you really think
Five's the best assassin
285
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:12,481
the Commission's ever produced?
286
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,438
Come on, I'm just
buttering him up, honey.
287
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,988
Why not ask me to kill the board?
288
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,711
Because I have much
bigger plans for you.
289
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,531
- Trust me.
- You don't think I can handle it.
290
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,324
- Of course you can.
- Then what's the problem?
291
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,196
I would kill for an
assignment like that.
292
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,616
In any coup, you need
a scapegoat, all right?
293
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,078
We need deniability.
294
00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:32,207
- You and me both.
- G-47.
295
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,756
G-47...
296
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:35,882
Damn it.
297
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:38,844
What about Diego?
298
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:40,887
What about him?
299
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:43,059
Is he part of your
little scapegoat plan?
300
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,229
What's wrong? You gone sweet on him?
301
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,024
- Don't be silly.
- Mmm, come on,
302
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,863
I know every look, every tick...
303
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,018
... every crack in your voice.
304
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:54,120
And that little bracelet you're wearing,
305
00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:55,819
that certainly isn't very subtle.
306
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,203
Hey, this is a trophy.
307
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:58,819
From a job well-executed.
308
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,816
Falling for your mark, it's so cliché.
309
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,410
That's so ridiculous.
310
00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,833
Is it?
311
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,792
So you'd kill him if I asked you to?
312
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,664
- You hesitated.
- No, I didn't.
313
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:10,666
Yes, you did.
314
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:12,879
- Nice try.
- B-9!
315
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:16,304
B-9...
316
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,051
Oh, my God.
317
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,221
- Bingo, you old shitbags!
- Jiminy Christmas!
318
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,731
God damn it. Ahh...
319
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,439
I know you fancy yourself a
spiritual guru and all of that,
320
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:36,845
so this is gonna be hard to hear,
321
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,152
but, um...
322
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,530
... you need serious help.
323
00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,824
"Oh, Klaus, don't do this!
324
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:46,328
Klaus, do do this, but not like that."
325
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,581
I mean, I can't take a piss
without you nitpicking at my aim.
326
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,876
Oh, without me you'd be
dead in a ditch somewhere.
327
00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:56,803
I just realized who you sound like.
328
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:58,005
- Who?
- Dad.
329
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,757
Don't say that.
330
00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,141
- Dad.
- I'm serious! Shut up!
331
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,799
Sixteen years in the grave,
332
00:21:03,887 --> 00:21:06,387
and you finally turned into your father.
333
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,575
That was weird.
334
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,318
Jesus, Ben.
335
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,608
What the hell did you just do?
336
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,117
I think I was...
337
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,740
inside of you.
338
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,348
Ugh.
339
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:30,539
I'm sorry. We've caught you
in the middle of prayer.
340
00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:34,081
- Dave?
- Jill.
341
00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:50,348
Raymond, you clearly
have something to say,
342
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,114
so why don't you just
go ahead and say it?
343
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,610
Did you use it on me?
344
00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,529
Ray, of course not.
345
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,861
But if you had, would I even know?
346
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,831
Where did that come from?
347
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:23,966
What is it?
348
00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:25,759
Uh...
349
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,678
So how did you find me?
350
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,393
- Hmm?
- I found this pamphlet
351
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,603
- with your face on it.
- Oh, no.
352
00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,233
Well, I'm glad you came.
353
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,000
Hey, listen, I just wanted to say
354
00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,312
that I'm sorry for the other day.
355
00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:38,714
Pfft. Don't worry about it.
356
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:42,444
It's good for the ego to take a
punch every now and again, I say.
357
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:45,317
Yeah, but still, that's
not the kinda guy I am.
358
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:49,828
I know. I know.
359
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,747
Hey, the other day you
said a bunch of stuff
360
00:22:57,834 --> 00:23:00,134
- about the war and about my uncle.
- Uh-huh.
361
00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,335
- How did you know all that stuff?
- Oh, that's easy. I'm a prophet.
362
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:04,423
Yeah, right.
363
00:23:04,674 --> 00:23:07,434
- It's all right there in the pamphlet.
- Prophet.
364
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,183
Yeah, but, I mean, no disrespect,
but this stuff isn't real.
365
00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:12,354
- Prophet.
- Oh.
366
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,194
Okay, well then how come I
know everything about you?
367
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:16,348
Yeah, like what?
368
00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:18,692
Like...
369
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,517
I know your favorite food
370
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:23,357
is a plain hamburger with two pickles.
371
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:25,823
- Everybody likes a hamburger.
- Oh, come on.
372
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:30,411
Your favorite song is "The Man
Who Shot Liberty Valance."
373
00:23:30,950 --> 00:23:31,973
Who told you that?
374
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,880
And your favorite book of all time
375
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,760
- is Dune.
- Ha. Wrong.
376
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,578
- I've never even heard of Dune.
- Mmm!
377
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,997
You will.
378
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:43,297
And you'll love it, trust me.
And you're welcome, by the way.
379
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,507
What else?
380
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,842
What else, what else, what else...
381
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,307
I know that sometimes
382
00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:55,309
you feel like an outsider
in your own family.
383
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:59,439
You hope that being a soldier
will prove something to them
384
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:01,151
and prove something to yourself.
385
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,861
And I'm here to tell you, Dave,
386
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,823
that that's not gonna work
387
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:09,322
and you're gonna end up
wishing that you didn't.
388
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,821
You have no idea what the
hell you're talking about.
389
00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:13,116
- Mmm.
- I'm joining the military
390
00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:15,638
- because it's the right...
- 'Cause it's the right thing to do.
391
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,288
Don't even know why I came here.
392
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:24,751
Listen, February 21,
1968, in the A Shau Valley,
393
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,842
you take fire trying to hold hill 689...
394
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,680
You never come off that hill, Dave.
395
00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:34,057
That's... That's it.
396
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:35,080
You're lying.
397
00:24:35,090 --> 00:24:36,298
You're some kind of con artist.
398
00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:38,518
Here, look, look, look. Look, look.
399
00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:48,402
Take these.
400
00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:53,525
They're all I have left of ya.
401
00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:03,919
- Even if I believed you...
- Mm-hmm.
402
00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:05,802
- ... which I don't...
- Mmm.
403
00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,093
... this is what I signed up for.
404
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,591
It's an honor to die for my country.
405
00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:14,425
That's what you peaceniks
don't understand.
406
00:25:15,138 --> 00:25:17,268
- But you don't have to...
- Yes, I do.
407
00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,729
- No, you don't.
- I've already enlisted.
408
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,227
What? That's not supposed to happen yet.
409
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,080
The other day after I saw you,
410
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:28,191
my uncle took me down to
the recruitment office.
411
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,283
He made me sign up.
412
00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,032
I ship out next week.
413
00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:34,073
What?
414
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,827
So save these for the next dumb
kid you're trying to recruit.
415
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:38,577
Dave.
416
00:25:39,162 --> 00:25:41,292
Dave? Dave, come back.
417
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,549
This came for you, Prophet.
418
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:08,225
All the new age remedies out there,
419
00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:12,736
but nothing beats a schvitz
when it comes to stress.
420
00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,870
My job can be stressful, sure.
421
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:22,410
But I can't imagine what it
must be like for you boys.
422
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:23,867
Do we know you?
423
00:26:24,374 --> 00:26:25,374
No.
424
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,594
But I know all about you.
425
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:33,470
However,
426
00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:38,314
seems you've run into some problems
427
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:41,138
on this job.
428
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,940
- Just a snag.
- You lost your brother.
429
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,944
I'd call that more than a snag.
430
00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,486
What if I can give you the location
431
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,780
of the knife-hurling dolt
responsible for blowing up
432
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,446
your beloved brother?
433
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:00,991
Who are you?
434
00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:03,787
Somebody you're going to want to know.
435
00:27:04,706 --> 00:27:06,266
Unharm my wiener.
436
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,297
Go on.
437
00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:15,880
I'll give you the exact location
438
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:19,387
of the one you're looking for, Diego.
439
00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,561
The rest...
440
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,310
I leave up to your imaginations.
441
00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:26,853
What's in it for you?
442
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,555
Let's just say that
443
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:33,737
his little game of "Hide the
Sausage" with my daughter
444
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,278
needs a swift end.
445
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,121
I just have one request.
446
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,739
Don't hurt the little one with
447
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:44,868
the cute socks.
448
00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:49,962
Lavender.
449
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,230
Wait up.
450
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:48,726
Hold it.
451
00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:52,189
Hey, everyone.
452
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,355
Excuse me.
453
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,488
Good. We're all here.
454
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:20,092
- Oh...
- Oof.
455
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:21,885
- Luther!
- Oh, my God.
456
00:29:21,968 --> 00:29:23,258
Sorry, I'm nervous.
457
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,180
Oh...
458
00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:29,518
- Nasty. I'm choking!
- None of that.
459
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,040
All right, when Dad gets here,
I'll do the talking, okay?
460
00:29:35,064 --> 00:29:36,744
Got a few questions for him myself.
461
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,316
Hey, we don't wanna scare him off.
462
00:29:38,318 --> 00:29:40,648
He might be able to help us
stop doomsday, get us home.
463
00:29:40,730 --> 00:29:41,978
No, Five, we need to figure out
464
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,439
why he's planning to kill the president.
465
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,780
This is a matter of life
and death, you imbecile.
466
00:29:45,867 --> 00:29:49,037
Okay, yeah, maybe we should
take turns talking. Yeah?
467
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,788
Here, whoever has got this
conch shell gets to talk.
468
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:55,059
Vanya, we don't have
time for a debate, okay?
469
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,069
Maybe I should lead.
470
00:29:56,070 --> 00:29:58,320
We all know I'm a much better
public speaker than the rest of you.
471
00:29:58,379 --> 00:29:59,879
Okay, Daddy's girl.
472
00:29:59,964 --> 00:30:01,474
Oh, jealous, Number Two?
473
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:03,429
Hey, no more numbers.
474
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,301
No more bullshit. We're Team Zero.
475
00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:07,427
We're all Team Zero.
476
00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:08,774
Uh, Diego.
477
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:10,887
You don't have the conch.
478
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,150
Classic.
479
00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,243
Not only have you burglarized my lab,
480
00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:30,697
set my chimp loose,
481
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,290
conned your way into
the Mexican consulate,
482
00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,461
repeatedly stalked and attacked me,
483
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:38,462
but you have, on numerous
occasions, called me...
484
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,510
- Hey, Pop. How's it hangin'?
- ... "Dad."
485
00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,926
My reconnaissance tells
me you're not CIA,
486
00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:50,011
not KGB, certainly not MI5, so...
487
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,099
who are you?
488
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:56,603
We're your children.
489
00:30:58,064 --> 00:30:59,154
We're from the future.
490
00:31:00,060 --> 00:31:02,380
In 1989, you adopted
us all and trained us
491
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,174
to fight against the end of the world.
492
00:31:05,905 --> 00:31:07,365
Called us the Umbrella Academy.
493
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:11,036
- Why on earth would I adopt six...
- Seven.
494
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:13,292
- One of us isn't here.
- Dead.
495
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,185
One of us is dead.
496
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:16,996
Dead, yes, but I'm here. Klaus!
497
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:18,958
- Yeah, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
- Tell them I'm here.
498
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:19,960
Enough of that now.
499
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,666
Regardless,
500
00:31:24,966 --> 00:31:29,136
what would possess me to adopt
seven ill-mannered malcontents?
501
00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,560
We all have special abilities.
502
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,848
Special? In what sense?
503
00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,982
In the superpower sense.
504
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:36,563
Called me old-fashioned,
505
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:40,404
but I'm a stickler for a pesky
little thing called evidence.
506
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:42,129
Show me.
507
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,360
Everybody wants to see
powers all of a sudden.
508
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:45,684
We're not circus animals, okay?
509
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,697
We're not gonna bounce
balls on our noses
510
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,580
and clap our hands like
seals for your amusement.
511
00:31:57,457 --> 00:31:58,457
What are you writing?
512
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,541
You are zero for two, young man.
513
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:04,193
Stop!
514
00:32:04,213 --> 00:32:05,513
Now that is interesting.
515
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:06,760
All right, uh, quick rundown.
516
00:32:06,841 --> 00:32:08,091
Luther: super strength.
517
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,716
Klaus can commune with the dead.
518
00:32:09,802 --> 00:32:11,892
Allison can rumor anyone to do anything.
519
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,181
Except she never uses it.
520
00:32:14,891 --> 00:32:17,391
I heard a rumor you punched
yourself in the face.
521
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,806
Aah!
522
00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:22,232
Damn it!
523
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:24,940
And you?
524
00:32:25,443 --> 00:32:27,903
Uh, maybe we don't take
Vanya for a test run.
525
00:32:27,987 --> 00:32:30,067
Oh, yeah, that's probably
not a good idea.
526
00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,816
- Yeah.
- It's fine.
527
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,787
- I can handle it.
- Handle it?
528
00:32:35,078 --> 00:32:37,329
Last time you handled it,
you definitely blew up the moon.
529
00:32:37,330 --> 00:32:38,340
No, Vanya, don't!
530
00:32:50,343 --> 00:32:52,803
This is my favorite shirt. Wow.
531
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,638
Oops.
532
00:32:55,723 --> 00:32:57,063
That was impressive.
533
00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:02,660
Look, we know that
you're involved in a plot
534
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,961
to assassinate the president.
535
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,944
You were recently hospitalized,
isn't that correct?
536
00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:09,049
You still appear to be suffering
537
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:11,593
from delusions of grandeur
and acute paranoia.
538
00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,365
Am I?
539
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:15,784
Explain this.
540
00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:18,954
That's you.
541
00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:21,212
That's two days from
now on the grassy knoll
542
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:23,790
at the exact spot the
president's gonna get shot.
543
00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:28,797
Well...
544
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,585
I suppose you've solved it.
545
00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:37,683
You've single-handedly
unearthed my nefarious plot.
546
00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:40,894
Is that what you want to hear?
547
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,190
You fancy yourself a do-gooder?
548
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:47,185
The last good man who will
save us from our descent
549
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,235
into corruption and conspiracy?
550
00:33:49,318 --> 00:33:52,158
This is a fantastic delusion.
551
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,204
The sad reality is that
you're a desperate man,
552
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,583
tragically unaware of
his own insignificance,
553
00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:01,247
desperately clinging to his
own ineffectual reasoning.
554
00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,714
More succinctly,
555
00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:05,080
a man in over his head.
556
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,010
You're wr... wrong.
557
00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,268
Look, forget about the president.
558
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,138
We have a catastrophic
war coming in five days.
559
00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:24,290
We need to figure out how to stop it.
560
00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,353
War?
561
00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:28,362
Men will always be at
war with each other.
562
00:34:28,441 --> 00:34:30,691
No, this isn't just some war.
563
00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:32,357
I'm talking about a doomsday.
564
00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:34,359
The end of the world.
565
00:34:35,573 --> 00:34:36,573
Well...
566
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,042
you're the special ones, aren't you?
567
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,713
Why don't you band together
and do something about it?
568
00:34:46,834 --> 00:34:48,174
All right. Screw it.
569
00:34:52,715 --> 00:34:54,715
Is he having a seizure?
570
00:34:54,717 --> 00:34:56,087
Overdosing probably.
571
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:58,849
Should we do something?
572
00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,930
Klaus!
573
00:35:00,556 --> 00:35:02,516
Now is not the time. What are you doing?
574
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,519
I'm...
575
00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,358
Out with it, boy.
576
00:35:08,410 --> 00:35:09,420
... Ben!
577
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,365
Well...
578
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,701
thank you for coming.
579
00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:24,995
- I've seen about enough.
- No, I...
580
00:35:28,209 --> 00:35:30,499
Look at what you did to me.
581
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:33,013
Look at it!
582
00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:35,089
Oh, shit. Why?
583
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,011
You in the culottes.
584
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,022
A word, in private?
585
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
Check, please.
586
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:56,821
Well, that went as well as any
Hargreeves family function.
587
00:35:56,904 --> 00:35:59,664
I feel so violated.
588
00:36:00,616 --> 00:36:02,366
I need an herbal bath.
589
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:06,457
You had no right to possess me.
590
00:36:06,530 --> 00:36:07,778
Oh, possession is a strong word.
591
00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:09,879
I'd like to say "borrowed you."
592
00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,248
Temporarily.
593
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:14,013
- Congratulations.
- For what?
594
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:17,550
I think that's the first time
you've ever stood up to Dad.
595
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,393
- Hmm.
- Are you okay?
596
00:36:22,263 --> 00:36:24,103
So much for having my back in there.
597
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:26,135
Team Zero, my ass.
598
00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,572
Klaus.
599
00:36:41,324 --> 00:36:43,494
Just leave me.
600
00:36:43,576 --> 00:36:45,746
Just leave me.
601
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,683
You again? Why are you followin' us?
602
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:04,472
I just wanna show you something.
603
00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:09,142
How did you find me?
604
00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:12,475
This came for you at the farm.
605
00:37:15,149 --> 00:37:16,439
Can we go somewhere?
606
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:19,107
Private?
607
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:27,949
What is this?
608
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:31,041
Your boyfriend isn't the
nice guy you think he is.
609
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,003
Him and his nasty little
squad of lizard people
610
00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,504
are planning to kill Kennedy
the day after tomorrow.
611
00:37:36,462 --> 00:37:37,762
I don't understand.
612
00:37:37,838 --> 00:37:40,298
He is going to kill the president.
613
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,390
That's ridiculous.
614
00:37:42,468 --> 00:37:43,838
He would never hurt anyone.
615
00:37:43,928 --> 00:37:45,968
What do you think he's
doing here in Dallas?
616
00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:49,079
What do you think that meeting
at the consulate was all about?
617
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:51,064
It is a conspiracy.
618
00:37:51,602 --> 00:37:52,982
We have to stop him.
619
00:37:58,150 --> 00:37:59,150
You're mistaken.
620
00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:02,065
Don't take my word for it.
621
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:03,775
Ask him yourself.
622
00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:15,709
You seem to be the
sensible one of the bunch.
623
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,593
That's because I'm the oldest.
624
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,171
You know, technically,
I'm older than you right now.
625
00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:23,550
Cognac?
626
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:25,643
Just a smidge.
627
00:38:26,595 --> 00:38:28,885
The other night you quoted Homer at me.
628
00:38:28,973 --> 00:38:29,973
Why?
629
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,478
You forced us all to learn it as kids.
630
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,937
In the original Greek, no less.
631
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,701
Mmm.
632
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:48,953
This world ends in five days if
we don't get out of the timeline.
633
00:38:49,035 --> 00:38:50,195
Worlds end.
634
00:38:50,494 --> 00:38:52,374
Paleozoic, Jurassic, and so on.
635
00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,245
We can do something about this one.
636
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,042
Man's greatest flaw:
637
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:57,745
the illusion of control.
638
00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,165
I need your help.
639
00:38:59,962 --> 00:39:01,802
All right? You're my last sane option.
640
00:39:01,881 --> 00:39:05,181
Otherwise, I gotta make a deal
that I really don't wanna make.
641
00:39:05,968 --> 00:39:07,758
What do you know about time travel?
642
00:39:07,845 --> 00:39:09,425
- In theory?
- In practice.
643
00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,929
I know it's akin to descending blindly
644
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,436
into the depths of freezing
waters and reappearing...
645
00:39:14,518 --> 00:39:16,058
As an acorn. Yeah.
646
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:18,685
What transpired when you
tried traveling before?
647
00:39:20,107 --> 00:39:21,687
- I botched it.
- How?
648
00:39:21,942 --> 00:39:23,362
I jumped too far forward,
649
00:39:23,444 --> 00:39:27,244
got stuck in the future for
45 years in an apocalypse.
650
00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:29,333
Then I jumped too far backwards...
651
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,503
except this time I brought
my entire family with me.
652
00:39:33,570 --> 00:39:35,680
Maybe your appetite is disproportionate
653
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:37,187
to the size of your abilities.
654
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:39,382
Start small.
655
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:41,711
Seconds,
656
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:43,586
not decades.
657
00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,382
- Seconds?
- Mmm.
658
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,005
Look, no offense, but
I need a bit more time
659
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:50,635
for what I'm trying to accomplish.
660
00:39:50,721 --> 00:39:53,561
So much can change in
a matter of seconds.
661
00:39:54,475 --> 00:39:56,185
One could overthrow an empire.
662
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:58,770
One could fall in love.
663
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:02,567
An acorn doesn't become
an oak overnight.
664
00:40:03,317 --> 00:40:05,607
I was really hoping you
had more than that.
665
00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,487
I'm sorry I can't be of more help.
666
00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:11,084
I'm sorry, too.
667
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:15,791
I gave you such a hard time as a kid.
668
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,287
I didn't know any better.
669
00:40:22,837 --> 00:40:23,917
Hmm.
670
00:40:25,214 --> 00:40:27,844
No skin off my teeth, old man.
671
00:41:03,836 --> 00:41:04,916
Hey, buddy.
672
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:06,134
How'd you get up here?
673
00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:10,338
Huh?
674
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,220
What's wrong?
675
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:17,729
You hungry?
676
00:41:18,017 --> 00:41:19,637
Let's see here... Ooh.
677
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,517
Look what I got.
678
00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:57,495
Where is Diego?
679
00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,715
I don't... I don't...
I don't... I don't know.
680
00:42:08,067 --> 00:42:09,707
Where is he?
681
00:42:10,110 --> 00:42:11,830
I told you, I don't know.
682
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:16,655
Aah...
683
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,578
Say "Ahh." Ahh!
684
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,380
I don't like how we left things.
685
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:35,675
I wanna explain.
686
00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:45,900
Whatever this is...
687
00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,823
Vanya, it's dangerous.
688
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,647
They do not abide...
689
00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:57,198
women like us
690
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,914
around here.
691
00:43:01,662 --> 00:43:03,412
- I know.
- Just let me finish.
692
00:43:04,999 --> 00:43:07,289
Some of us don't get to have
693
00:43:07,876 --> 00:43:09,036
the life we want.
694
00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:16,507
That doesn't mean we don't want it.
695
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,511
You understand me?
696
00:43:24,852 --> 00:43:26,022
What if we go somewhere?
697
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,145
Away from here.
698
00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:30,727
Away from Carl.
699
00:43:31,358 --> 00:43:32,898
Somewhere we can be safe.
700
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,988
What do you mean? Where?
701
00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:37,451
I don't know yet.
702
00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:38,911
I don't know.
703
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,658
But I won't let anything
happen to you or Harlan.
704
00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:45,995
I can protect you.
705
00:43:47,708 --> 00:43:49,168
I just need you to trust me.
706
00:43:59,580 --> 00:44:00,617
I do.
707
00:44:04,558 --> 00:44:06,018
Lord help me, I do.
708
00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:14,111
Let's get outta here.
709
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,243
We could drive north.
710
00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,739
I got family in Oklahoma.
711
00:44:17,738 --> 00:44:19,538
We gotta be careful.
Carl can't catch a scent.
712
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,025
His brother Jerry is a st...
713
00:44:21,116 --> 00:44:23,200
he's a state trooper and if
he thinks I'm gonna run...
714
00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:26,002
- Hey, hey, we won't let him, okay?
- Okay. Okay, okay.
715
00:44:26,205 --> 00:44:27,705
It's gonna be everything as usual
716
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:29,190
- until we're ready.
- Okay.
717
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:35,916
Just give me a little time.
718
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,354
Blood.
719
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:49,254
Shit.
720
00:45:49,621 --> 00:45:50,621
Elliott?
721
00:46:03,093 --> 00:46:05,253
Diego?
722
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:28,624
Holy shit.
723
00:46:48,222 --> 00:46:50,602
Ah!
724
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,885
Just in time for a nightcap.
725
00:47:03,028 --> 00:47:05,238
To be clear,
726
00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,030
I take out the board...
727
00:47:09,034 --> 00:47:10,704
... you get me and my family home.
728
00:47:11,620 --> 00:47:14,330
No more doomsday, no more apocalypse.
729
00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:16,245
Is that correct?
730
00:47:20,546 --> 00:47:21,546
That's the deal.
731
00:47:25,133 --> 00:47:26,133
Then I'm in.
732
00:47:42,700 --> 00:47:47,700
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